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Episode Date: April 12, 2019

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How's it going everybody? Welcome to Watch Rock Crop and the podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Yeo Brock. Let's go on. Oh wow. Yeah, Ari, take these house lights down. No offense. How'd I need to look at your judgment? Everybody. Wow. You guys are so sexy and Boston. Today we were in our Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and how people have a little square end of their nose. Yeah. You guys have that, but you have it in like, you guys have that, they could be like, I'm throwing atoms or whatever. But it's like a foe hawk, you know, and skinny jeans.

I really like that you just turned John Adams into Dereach. That was really good. Well, I'm telling you, I'm not paying the taxes. That's for sure. Oh. We saw the hottest John Adams today. I was like, oh my God, that guy's so hot. And I swear to you, we were in the hotel lobby.

And I swear to you right when I said that, I was like, what a douchebag. Like, what an old American face douchebag. I want to make out with him. He literally grabbed his ankles and pulled him over his head. Like, he's. He did, right? He put them up in the sky.

It was crazy. You guys, magic. I'm a magical person. I'm so amazing I could do that to someone else. He used the secret to have a douchebag put his leek legs up. Yeah. So I win. So, this is obviously very exciting to be back here in Boston.

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When she goes below we go Doesn't even make it Give us some front light stilling Sorry, we were here. I'm a diva right the front front front these two front with darling. Thank you Different right look how cute are I know how I look in pictures. I know my lighting We were here last night, but Cassandra was like fuck those guys. I'm not going to work today So Ari came in today. Yeah, I think you are I think we also have some people from Sudbury here tonight This table over here they had like people came come last time like you have to mention Sudbury you have to mention Sudbury

Welcome Sudbury Also Boston broken Oh my god Sure, it represents it's so cool to really see a lot of faces we've seen across the earth like you know from last year at Boston and also from different shows It's really cool. Thanks for coming Also I'm sorry to say that we are leaving tomorrow so we will not be here on Sunday for the

We're gonna be missing the marathon like Carol's missing real house lives of New York City To be fair Carol has to start on Sunday to finish on Monday She's already at Boston Commons Okay, so today last night we had the pleasure of doing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It was the first time we done it. I was like, we had so much fun. We haven't gotten to do that one live yet.

And just being, DRAIT! Oh my, I was like, it fills my heart, you know? Yeah. And I was like, how are we gonna top that? Let's just go home. And then we watched New York today. Holy.

Yeah. Oh my God. and then we watch New York today. Holy crap. Oh my God. Alex, we keep talking. It took us each like three hours to watch the show. Some took so many notes. Yeah, so buckle, buckle your bells.

Fuck all the fuck up. Because this is a Berkshire's episode, okay? And how appropriate to be in Massachusetts for a Berkshire's episode. So, wait, is anyone here from the Berkshire's? Yes? Oh my God! We have a real life Berkshire's.

Am I saying it right? I feel like I'm saying we have Berkshire's. Berkshire's? Berkshire's? Any show we're monosin, we're always gonna say more right things than she does. The Berksis are hires. So we've been watching a lot. I've been watching a lot of Game of Thrones to get ready for it this week.

Because Game of Thrones is coming back. So I've been in the hotel room just watching people get beheaded, raped. Like, it's just horrible and wonderful, you know. And I was like, this, okay, God, I got to stop in watching New York. I don't really know what was more vicious. Yeah. I mean, I'll be heading at least you know what's coming. You know what I mean?

This so I cannot believe the things that happened on this. I know. Ronnie's like, I've watched so much like bloodshed and gourd. I've just become desensitized. I was like, I was also watching Roni. That's so funny. So like, let's not delay. Let's get right into our own personal fishroom, shall we?

And like, let's, look, we're even in our tablecloth, even the color of the fishroom. This is, this is $20,000. That's $20,000. That's $20,000. Anyway, we feel really nice. Oh my god, look at the little shark. The little sharks. This is $12, oh my god, look at the little shark. The little sharks.

Little sharks. This is a 12,000 dollar, don't say. By the way, how mad is Bethany gonna be that Dorenda has co-opted her whole shark tank experience with this room? That's supposed to be my thing, the shark's my thing. I knew it was gonna be a good episode because the previously-send it with,

don't insult her. Well, I'll insult her if I want to. Cutting her tiny stick. Tiny stick. They call that a flame in your and I know that because I speak French. So we start in the middle of that dinner again where Ramona is like, look, Trent, I think you're just giving back this world. That, okay. I just give a hand as well. What are you going to do? They have one point where Ramona is just like swishing her wine around and she looks in

the camera like. And during the day, can you wait? No. No. During the last week we had Durinda in the bathroom with the you wait? No. No. During the last week we had Durinda in the bathroom with the box of fronts here in our heads. You know, I don't know what that's true, or I don't know if edible delivery just started in the birchers, but I don't. Durinda, someone is inside Durinda. It's like snuff a lot I guess if somebody is inside Durinda.

How is she not cutting a bitch by now? I know. I know. So yeah, so we're, we're, we're, every what Luana is very mad. She's very mad that Bethany got the best room. Hannah's room. And she's not even coming till tomorrow.

And they're trying to explain it at Luana. Once again, we get to hear Luana give like such a great and so she's like, well, why don't you go fuck the swordfish. Fuck me with the swordfish. It's like so 80s. It's like a nice update on like fuck me with the swordfish. It's like so 80s. It's like a nice update on like fuck me with the chainsaw, you know. Wait, was that a thing? Yeah, fuck me with the chainsaw.

Seems a little dig. It's like a very different 80s, you know. I know. Fuck you with the chainsaw. Ouch, right? How do we even do that? Mario, put away your tools. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. Got some nerve for him in the fucking fish room. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop.

I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop.

I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. I'm gonna go down the dimly lit hallway. Well, you people decide. I'm gonna go to the gift shop. Got some nerve, put him in the fucking fishroom. And this hallway is not lit because you know that these places are like, you can film in this table, bitch. Don't leave this table, you crazy group of heifers.

Stay right here, you know. It's like, I don't even care if you heard of my cabaret of course you are just here stomping down the hall like a maniac you've got some fucking nerve putting me in the fish room so I'm shocked! I'm like in shock right now! I'm in shock! And Dorinda's still like, He's so cute! He's so cute! He's beautiful!

You know what? I saw Joaz and I was like, That's a beautiful movie. What a beautiful, hot, rendering movie, Joys. Well, you go with the Langcan film, Joys. You can't lick your health, Langcan. Let me tell you something. I never cried as hard as when I took a plane ride and watched the Meg. What a beautiful movie, the Meg.

And then I was like, well, I'm surprised it's a girl's thing, it's funny because it's not, it isn't. It's really not that fun. There are a lot of areas. I thought Dr. Enduro would be more thoughtful, I mean, you know, I like, Luan was really messed up last time, she was, listen, do I get sensitivity for every time I was fucked up in somebody's room? I've been fucked up all over this country, okay? Yeah. I should have the red carpet rolled out for me in every city we go to. I think no, we got a prize for that. I just love Luan being so adignant to say,

I'm surprised girls think it's fun because it's not that funny. It's like, yeah, what could possibly be funny about a grown woman having a tantrum about being stuck in a room with fish on the walls? There's nothing funny about that. I mean, it's no almost choking on a mustard packet after being forced at a baloney sandwich in jail, but it's pretty good. Listen, when you've been in the clink, the last thing you want to do is see reminders of West Palm Beach. We're all happened. I mean, days through Belodia, I mean, I never told you it was a Marlin Sandwich. Oh, the fish.

Well, I just think she tried to make the way I could comfortable, you know? I think she was set. Cause like Bethany calls it. I need to have the fancy room. I'm not that Ramona is like in doubt, Naby now. It's like Ramona's in her own crazy version. Yeah. But of course, Ramona only thinks about herself and she's only mad about this because she hates Bethany right now. Yeah. Yeah, she's taking Luan's side.

Who does she think she is? Queen? She's a queen of the Berkshires? Should I bow down? Should I make a movie about her? About how she sang it, live aid? She queen? No one's. it's like midnight, she's, what's it queen? Like the restaurant's empty, you're queen.

During this, like, you come with people with a little can right now, whatever you can't do. Everyone's like, oh come on, she's in Boston with some of the guy right now, how can it be? I was like, we the fuck? Ramona. Ramona is just a politized for two weeks for saying, Dennis, this is smart, he was on drugs, how smart could he be?

Doesn't sound smart to me. Sorry. Sorry. And then everyone's like, Ramona. So she's all over TV like, well, you know what? I can say about that. There's very thoughtfulness, very sore. Yeah, hawkles, alver, tenets, never bloody hot.

More embarrassed than when I said such disparaging things about a drug addict. Like two seconds later. Yeah. How hard can it be? So, Dorenda said, By the way, Bethany's new boyfriend. Rawr Boston.

Well done, Boston. Well done, Boston. Welcome. Boston represent, like I said, Sam Adams face, modern day man hair, eternally fuckable. Yeah. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, Dread is like, well, you know, you know, you know, everyone handles grief differently, you know, and so he's like, yeah, you know, I just get laid What do you do? So, I'm gonna say, I don't know if Dread the Gate Beth needs room because she's in a bad place or she gave it the room?

It's the parade of her. I smoked two less cigarettes today so that I could do that tonight, okay? Whoa! That felt so good! That's amazing! Whoa! That's crazy! That reminds me, this one time was a little girl!

I was like, I want my own room! And so Geraldine Partsmith says, if you want your own room. And so Geraldine Parsons says, if you want your own room here, have it. And I got locked into a room with my mother for the next six years of my life. And then we had to escape. And then we made it out. And we turned into an Academy Award winning movie.

Like, we're not on a, we're talking about a room. Oh, sorry. That would be the most hilarious room to have room take place in the shark room and during disaster. Hello, Shawk. Stay there little boy, you little little room. I'm sorry for taking us down this strange path. The room is an amazing movie.

I mean, Bre Lar Arts, and you know? Wow. It's like my life just being stuck in one room every day. I'm like, look, it's some McDonald's. I'm just making shit up in my own house. Can't believe I was abducted in a room with Captain Marvel. Whoa. So anyway, so now Lou Ann is like pacing around

the lobby of this hotel, and she goes up. She finds a guy who's working there, she's like seriously. Oh, I do want to stay here at the hotel. Thanks for not asking, yes. Do you ever room for me tonight? I'm looking for the cabaret special. Is there room at the end?

It's biblical, it's epically biblical. Yes, we have a room we call it the sharks. Oh God damn it. Oh God, I'm sick. we call it the sharks. Oh god damn it! What is it with this bird? It's got a clam chowder hot tub. Oh god, oh, nothing is. So then back at the table, Roman is like, honest,

because I'm French with you. Won't be honest with you. K-Jerinta? Well, during this, like... Yeah, here comes Roman comes Ramona's official trip advisor rating for this fish room Durinda looks like a mug shot basically at this point she's like yeah she's so beaten down by all of this such a can you just be awesome just want to be awesome just want to be true truth matters

in the French yeah the shock disgusting. Never was disgusted by his terrifying. Hey, we want me to say about a scary, all right? It's like, it's a shock. It's like, a room full of divorce. It's terrible. It's cold and welcoming and scary. It's a scary room, okay? I'm sorry.

It's very scary. Scary. Sorry. I know this is sort of like a maven when it comes to interior design, okay? What you gotta do is you gotta paint everything gray and take out all the furniture except for one pillow, okay? And during the like gosh, yeah, everyone These rooms and do it after I will like you there, but I don't want to talk about that. I'm like you just did you literally just talked about I guess I just did

We talked about that, I'm like you just did. You literally just talked about it. I guess I just did. So during the Ramona's, I'm just saying it's scary. The only means I'm saying that. It's just a shark on the water and there's the shark. So I like that they have to keep explaining this to me. She's like, yeah, you know what this is, you know what it's called? It's called that whatever.

It's a tax, a tax accountant through, through metallurgists, taxic, dermatologist, it's a taxi through metallurgists. That's what it is. Did you get the sound clip by the time you hit? No. We're so professional, look, I'm whipping up my tax right now, people at home. Go check out those Texas. Hold on, did I send it to you? Please, please be here. I don't see it but I had to

make a sound clip. Oh wait, Camille noise. No but I found the one from last night. Okay, I made this Camille noise hold on. Hold on everybody. I know, I know, just be patient. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. The microphone is like, I reject that. How do you feel about that microphone?

It's like, get off me, Camille. How do you wear some mics, Feelder? Like, ah! She gets off stage and like, oh my God. But the sound clip today was of Duranda right here because she's like, it's Nekalice, Kaleh. Which I think she's trying to say art, right?

But some part of her is like, it's a dead fucking animal. You asshole, it's not art, it's murder, first of all. But she's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, what? He's like, he's like, what is she fucking saying? He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's That is a loon in here. I'm just being more clear. All I'm saying is, woo! I feel bad, I'm sure there's like someone who got dragged to the show tonight that's like, am I literally just sitting here watching two guy go,

woo! Ooh! Hi, guy! Hi, guy! Hi, guy! Bless your heart! You're a good sport. He's like, I could be at home reading about Grand Cowsky right now. You're a good sport. He's like, I could be at home reading about Grand Cowsky right now.

You're a good sport. Not so good that I couldn't tell it was you that he was talking about. This kidding huh? That's good. I love you. Thank you for being here. So Luanne comes back. You know what's not Luanne, whenever she sits down, she always like, she's like a metronome.

She's like, come down so aggressively. She always like, she does. She always chewing gum for somebody. She's like a metronome. She like comes down so aggressively. She was like, she's always chewing gum for somebody. She's like, Well, sure it shakes the back part. I checked. They have a room for me.

So, Cabaret, it's like she always, every time she says down, I was like, whoop, shoo, shoo, every single time. And then, so many Sonya's like, she, listen, she just didn't understand that everyone's afraid of the shark on the wall. That's all. And Dorenda's like,

you win, win, win, hate, shit. She's like, all right, listen, listen, Dorenda. For me, it's like a scene of the crime, you know what I'm saying. I mean, last year I was wasted in that room and it's just kind of weird for me. How do you think the shark feel? You know what year I was wasted in that room and it's just kind of weird for me. How do you think the shark feel? You know what you people were like in that room? The shark has been waiting to be kissed

so it could be transformed back into a human for years. It's like, this one's never gonna do it. The shark's like, they're complaining about us. Yeah. Seed of the crime. Whoever supplied it, denied it, whatever. Just funny when she says seed of the crime. Whoever supplied it denied it, whatever. It's just funny when she says seed of the crime when she was like literally at the seed of a crime last year.

It's like, no, that one was way better than this one. There's like a chalk outline of her rosé glass from last year on the floor. The crime! I'm gonna fucking kill you all! So, uh, Tinzee's basically like, ohhhhhhh! Why didn't think the fishroom was gonna trigger Lou! Um, I don't know why I got down. I was like, let's think about what Tinzee's thinking about.

When, uh, when she's like, this is the scene of Crump's, who's weird for me, okay? Durant to go, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey! Here we go! So then, Louan's like, anyway, let's just be, Oh, here we go.

So then Lewand's like anyway, let's just be I'm gonna stay here you stay over there all the alone You have fun give Bethany what you want. Oh Everything As a cabaret star it's my duty to give back. So I'm giving you me. You're welcome. I'm taking away life's greatest gift. Me! So long farewell. You know this is all good. You know this is life's experience, it's helped our. And I'm going to incorporate this into my next cabaret act. Hit it boys, fish heads, fish heads, loving all the fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, fuck you, Duranda. Fuck a sword, fish, bitch.

I'm all right, boy. I'm all right, fish heads. So just stay here. And everyone's like, no, you can stand So, she's like, just stay here. And Ruma's like, no, you can stay in an arm room. We'll stay here, you know. Like, not offering to take a better room. She's like, no, no, I'm not gonna have anyone move.

No, no, no. And the guy's like, ma'am, we have your room. And she goes, and there you go, just like that. It's settled. So, now they go to Durinda's house. Let me give you what you might think. She's a big girl with a roundhouse. What do I think?

So they get the Halloween decorations up, including one of several heads that are in globes. And this one is like, it's a countess head. It's an actual countess head. And so Luann's reading the description. And she's like, oh, well, let's see. She lost her head in 1597, but she lost her mind in 1622. Oh, that countess humor kills every time. This is the head that was in the glass ball, right? Yes.

That's a good one. Would you consider being a friend and a countess and friends? Oh, I've got one here also. It says she lost her title in 2015 and lost her sobriety in 2018. Ha ha ha! But she'll always have Johnny Depp. Ha ha! Who's the winner now? She'll always have Johnny Depp. Who's the winner now? She'll always have Cabaret.

So, Sush, could we be going to bed? And we're going to bed, okay, I'm going to bed. And Dermond is like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, That's tinsley of course is low and they gets kicked out of her room So tinsley's taking forever to pack up cuz she's like oh I made myself at home I put everything in the drawer so I just have to put everything in my bag. Oh It's not gonna work on me blondie And son you're like my god. I Then Rinda is doing everything for Luehren. And I'm just telling you right now, I have to be honest with you, I wouldn't do it.

I wouldn't do it. And I'm like, oh my God, look at Sonia so together. Yeah. And rational. Yeah, she's come so far. She is come so far. I am so proud of Sonia right now. Yeah. Yeah.

And by the way, Sonya is not lying because last time when Luann stayed at Sonya's place, she got stuck in the attic with a tube TV and no heating. So Tinsley goes to her back room. I mean, I wrote on every fucking note on this show because everything was so funny. So Tinsley goes to her back room and you just hear Luann down the hall, so tensley.

Oh, tensley. Come get your Louis Vuitton luggage. And then she goes, ha, ha. Like, just like, doesn't get to stay here. And Tinsley's like, I love that room. She goes, oh, yeah. The swordfish have fun. And she's, oh, no, I'm not staying in that room she goes

wasn't who staying in the fish room you know like I never even considered there is another room or another cast member yeah and he's like oh she goes oh that's rich that's rich Ah! Barbara! Ah! Oh, that's rich! That's rich! You're talking about the one who's a little man-ish who's a little frown the edges, right? Oh! Two-h the time, sleeping in the fishroom, that should be good!

Oh! It's like when they think they finally got Bullwinkle and Rocky, you know, it's like, AAAAAAAA! It's like when they think they finally got Bullwinkle and Rocky. You know, it's like, oh! So then, I mean, Durin is going out of her way to make Lewean full comfortable. So Lewean is like getting ready for bed and Durin to check. She's like, you know, everything's good. You know, I'll tell you to be quiet if you want.

And then you just hear Tinsley in the back and go, look how scary this is! Like, what's happening? You know, like, she was like at her window in that inflatable Dracula. Here he is! What happened? You know, like she was like at her window in that inflatable Dracula, I was like, Ooh! Oh, it's gone! Oh, it's back!

Oh, it's gone! Oh, it's back! Mother, what are you doing here? It's like Dale. Dale and a mustache. I'm just a decoration. I'm not Dale. I'm a decoration. I'm not Dail, I'm a decoration.

I'm afraid for your jaw tins, ladies. I'm the ghost of tins, the past. Look at all the babies you could have had. It's a storyline, I'm not making fun of her. I'm the ghost of Over Is Past. Past, present and future. All dead. The top is what does a great host of us. I love a wave of, oh. It's our own sport. That's our wave.

Oh. It's also during this like, hey, hey, do we? This buildup is so good when we were going to finally get to see Durin to lose her shit. Yeah, I don't think she's ever kept it on. It's just like a team. It's a crazy little teapot. It's just been going. It's like, it's been doing that now for hours. All her emotions are getting shoved into the shark room that she has in her brain. And we just know that when Barbara gets here,

that shark room is opening up. It's all coming out for her. So now it's the next morning, and there's a yoga instructor there who permed the wands request. And he's wearing one of those shirts that says kale. And the wind comes down and she goes, oh, please tell me your name's not kale.

Like this guy would be named kale. And then we wear a shirt to advertise. White people, am I right? I believe that 100 damn percent. And he goes, actually I'm Patrick. She goes's oh good. I'm so tired of kale. I was like wow Someone's real bitchy this morning All right Dirt is like he like you make you kill and he's like oh, yeah super great totally transports me back to childhood

Oh yeah, never mind. I don't do the down dog, I do the dumb dog. Why are you following me? You ain't nothing but a crumb dog. Annie, National Tour coming in 2021. Thank you. I have never been more disturbed than when I turned on the TV to watch a yoga show. It turns out it was yoga, but Gabba, I mean, what was that? I want to seek out to sleep when is Annie? Tomorrow, tomorrow!

Lime! Oh, by the way, now probably be a good time. If people around you are talking and being too loud, feel free to tell them to be quiet because... It needs to happen. This is church. Yeah. We are talking about the rattle in New York City. So yeah, so they're doing yoga and then Sonia's like, and then we get where Sonia's tagline comes from and it's a yoga class, okay. Which I mean, they're really reaching for these taglines

sometimes, but this is the furthest reach I think we've seen. Sonia does it down dog and she's like, there are more moans and groans in this room than I've ever had in the past few months. I much prefer being a bottom. This is why. It's like, that's your tagline. This is literally all that we've got coming for us

in season, Sonia. Yeah, I mean, while the wind is still there, it's going tagline. This is literally all that we've got coming for us in season, so yeah. Yeah. I mean, while LeWan is still next, we're going, ooh, that's the best. A- like, you're a little ratie. Whoa, the wind. I hope you don't mind. I put a whole head of kale in your bed. Is that okay?

Oh, no, no, no, I'm leaving. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So, you know, places are, these poor women are ready to go. They're losing their shit. They're gonna die. So, you know, places, this poor woman ready to go, they're losing their shit. They're gonna die, they're gonna die. So, one thing that I love about Real House has of New York,

because I feel like locations are so important. Like, you know, we have Butte, we have the Hamptons, we have Bluestone, it's Bluestone Manor, right? And now we have Vennford Hall. Oh, this is a mind-fuck. Oh my God. The most passive-aggressive house tour of all time. These producers are such mind-fuckers and I love it. Cause you know they were like,

let's take Sony to this place, it'll be funny. No. No, so Durenda comes in. She's like, Hey, we can do it with baby fin, howdy, lady. We can do it with baby fin, howdy, lady. Baby, you're okay. Really? And I was like, why the raster and not?

It's like, you better shut your mouth, Blue Anne, okay? You are lucky to still be breathing at this point. I know. And see that guy really never can't be. Yeah, everybody's cake common. Toe boudre comes in the most transport. I see that guy really never can't be. Yeah, everybody's cake-com and toe-bobbery-coms and then we'll transport all these negative energy into that place. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-and-scommercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on

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So they go to vent fort hall. Which sort of sounds like vent fort hall if you ask me. And so they pull up. It's like a great invention, actually. A vent and fart. Yeah. It takes care of everything. Yeah, this will be like, yeah, so hold on.

You were saying? Yeah. So they show up. Now, I know a lot of people have are really not happy with Luan this season, but I still love her. And one of the reasons why is because she shows her but this place wearing her little like,

like, Fedora thing that she wears to go across the yard. She's wearing the Fedora and a cape. She's wearing a cape. I love that. I love that. I love that. You know, but she's, you know, beginning a little down, you can't even think.

And then for how was the more gleece sweet, that made me so good, like. Because for those of you who forgot, last year's big fight, and this was in the Hamptons, right, where they had this. No, because actually at that spot in Connecticut. Sonia was coming out a little slippers, like little Sonia Morgan slippers, and she had the Traymod Tarton on the on the slippers. And Durinda was like, Ech have been like any one of their tech. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I's like, hey, Ms. Morgan, hey guy, who wants to do it? Cause the guy's like, hello, welcome to the Morgan Blattie Blatt. And they're only like, hey, Ms. Morgan, look, it's a real life Morgan. It's real, just go with it, just go with it. Yeah. And you just see Sonya stiffen up like, hmm. Yes, I am on the border trustees of the Stonehenge Morgan's, yes. So he starts showing them pictures of all the, you know, dead people or whatever in the long line of Morgan's.

And he's like, this is like Nancy Morgan or whatever. She was a hostess at the first Ho-toes in town. But hostess at the first Ho-toes in town. Ha ha ha ha. Had the job until she was fired for fucking a father of seven in the bathroom while the family ate breakfast. She's like, oh, you heard. Yeah, no. Yeah, we talked about that a lot.

Sandra Payne with John John last time. Nancy, what a woman. Nancy. Hmm. Brave woman. I tell my daughter about her all the time. I want you to grow up like Nancy. My daughter's a Morgan, you know?

So, so they're talking about like, and this is a painting from 1600, and this is from like 17 and some more. So, Sonia goes, oh yeah, you should see the stuff in my house. I have some 16th century stuff up. Yeah, they go right to the toenails, am I right? You know, computer number three, that must be from like 1543.

I got some sack of newspapers, the New York Post, that's gotta be from like 1830. They're talking about the flooring, right? Because the flooring is like wood and it's like splintering stuff as what floors are and she's like oh my god right to the toenails right I'm you know why because they take vacuums to um Terrible vacuuming since 16th century flooring I mean Everyone knows the best way to preserve a house. It's a never clean it ever Just let nature do it make a nice little leak in the corner and the water comes through Just let nature do it, make a nice little leak in the corner and the water comes through. And the guys like, this is Sarah. She built the house that she fucked, it's a brother and sister who fucked and this is

her house basically, you know. I couldn't keep up with the tour but I got that much and I was like, erm, so I'm just like, mm-hmm. I was like seriously. This is how we do. I mean, who's really going to look better than me? Am I right? This is the Morgan's.

And then they walk by a window, a stained glass window that has the family crest on it. And it's just onward and upward. That's the Morgan crest. Yeah, that's what's on my ring. It's also my towel policy. Onward and upward on the windows. They can't see me.

This is Sonia's. I have to say, history is very important to the organs because this time goes on, there are less of them, you know, and that's why the younger generation is important to us. Like, like life. Like that's kind of why we keep pushing out those little fucking babies, all right, Sonya? It's like that for the Smiths too. Okay. So then things get really awkward in the most hilarious way. Like probably sad for everyone who was in that room, but hilarious for all of us who were watching on TV, which is that they could then go into the bedroom and the guys like, well,

the Morgan's actually had, they slept in the same room, but had different beds, which was a little unique for the gilded age, and Sonia then just goes into over-share mode. She's like, oh yeah, yeah, no. We had a king sized bed, but we had a suite, so he'd be in one bed. I'd be in the other, and there's a lot of silent tension in between us. Resentments, you know. He had his bathroom, I had mine. I mean, it was very civilized

He's like, okay Glad we're doing it. Everyone's just like oh my god everyone's so embarrassed for Sonya because everything they do She's like, um, doorways we started those the more hands I have a question is this close to town? Can I walk into town? It's like Sonya. You're not on house hunters right now She's like, Sonya, you're not on house hunters right now. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I And then the shady ass editor is throwing the clip of when Sony has the construction guys in her house. And she's so good. And she's like, I'm gonna need you to fix this thing because I was fucking somebody on top of it

and this little thing pulled out of the wall. Yeah, it's not the way you take care of 16th century sinks. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha sinks. Then, so they're walking around, and then she tells the tour guide, she goes, well, you know, we'd still be together if things didn't happen the way they did. It's like, I don't, can I just show you the crown molding? You know, the accident, the accident,

the accident, the accident, I had to Google the accident. I was like, what the fuck is this accident? Do you know what this is wait? Which accident of like Sarah? Well, she married like the equivalent of like Rospero right a really rich really old person the original Morgan not Sonia, right? No Sonia. Oh Sonia. Yeah Sonia. So this is what she's talking about the accident girl. I've been in a Reddit hole today. I would like to thank I would like to thank Reddit Bravo would like to thank Reddit, Bravo Real Housewives, you bitches really come through. So girl, history, wow, we're in Boston.

He has some history. So Sonia was a hostess at this Italian restaurant. This old douchey married was going there, dumped as why I started cheating with Sonia, married Sonia, right? So that's how she gets him. They went on one date, and he married her right after this. Which, you know, good for you, girl. I can barely get a man to pay for my pancakes.

Okay, so good for you. Yeah, we all want that, sister. That's why there's a workout industry in this country. You think anyone would work out if they didn't want dick to pay for their lifestyle? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So they get married. He's old as fuck, you know. And he's like really into sport. Some probably like rich white sport, like hitting the balls on a horse or something, whatever. So I think he had some kind of sporting accident. He hurts himself. And they called Sonia and said your husband is her.

And you know, he's like 9,000 years old So you should probably come home. Maybe he's dying and she's like no, I'm a centra pay Tell him I said hi, you know and didn't come home And so he dumped her when he came when he came back he dumped her and then married one of her friends I Don't know you know what I think that speaks poorly of him. She's a Sandrope. You're a maker come all the way back because he's a major vehicle. No. Are they gonna duck her?

They're gonna duck her age? Yeah. No. So. Anyway, the point is, that was some good shit, right? Yeah. I don't have any jokes about it, but I was like, girl. So whenever she keeps saying like, well,

if that accident hadn't happened, we'd still be together. I'm like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, I have to say, because there were like, oh, no. Like, Sonya's turning into Lady Morgan. That's what Lou Anna's saying, who's like the Countess reborn now.

But I think actually one of the reasons that I actually love this show is, because I realize watching this, that almost everyone in this cast was formally like, had a glamorous, amazing life. And now it's gone. Yeah. Join the fucking club. And I think it's and now it's gone. I'm a fucking club. Join the fucking club. And I think it's like, it's amazing.

So we always talk about other shows where they produce themselves too much. They don't want to put themselves out there, because they are a freight of whatever. These women have already lost whatever they wanted to have. They got nothing left in that department. They're like, whatever, fuck it. Here's me.

Another better than they ever were. So I love this show. Yeah, every, that's my theory. Every character is written by Tennessee Williams. So, Dorenda, while Sony was like, well, that accident, if it didn't happen, the way it did, they cut to Dorenda's face. It's red, okay?

It's red as they meet and she's going like this with her tongue. Wow. Like, she's got a little shake to her face, because you know this is why she's always been going off, right? So then, yeah, the round's like, it might be the smell of the old wood, or a door knob, which apparently the Morgan's invented. I don't know what it is. She immediately turned into Lady Morgan,

and don't you forget it. So then Sonia sees these papers on the table These are the letters that the brother and sister would write to each other and I'm in a fucking, you know Yeah, he's like these air loom like 200-year-old letters that are just like sitting out there on a nice little paperweight And during the season Sonia sees it She goes, oh, look at these letters. We write letters in our family. Letters are important to the Morgan. Sonya. It's like letters.

My daughter and I write letters. We as a representative of the Morgan family, I just want to elaborate that we find paper to be a very important resource. Paper is important for us when we try to communicate. We love letters. Yeah, we love letters. So then Durinda's like,

oh, he's really nice. Oh, let's see. I don't even know why. I was under this one. I was under this one. Hey, people, that's the best language. How does this work in water? Is it going well in water?

Is it going well? Hey, kids, hand up to fire. Should we light up fire? Let's see what we're doing. Yeah, you see paper. Yeah. Some of you are like, oh, sick, don't touch those. Those are lettuce. The lettuce.

They need to be under plexi. Take it, Bog, it's my mind. If anyone picks those up and gets human, hamptu, son of her, ass it or God knows what else they won't make it they should be under plexi like the Guggenheim Bible that's what I think you know one person starts touching then another another next you know you got brown eyes am I right everyone? Sonia turning into patsy stone basically. Because you know, she gets her like, Ivana Trump hair back when she gets like fancy.

He's like, be high. It's like immediately back. It's like, bleep. Yeah. But the best part about this was that like, there was clearly something going on with Sonia where, I mean, this was a beautiful estate. It looked lovely, looked well preserved.

And I think it just was reminding Sonia about how shitty her townhouse was. Because then she started to do anything she could state, it looked lovely, looked well-preserved, and I think it just was reminding Sonia about how shitty her townhouse was, because then she started to do anything she could to make it sound like this was like a piece of shit building. She's like, oh, well no one's clearly throwing any money at this estate. This is terrible. This might own a sentence of the paintings over the Morgan Library. I mean, look at the state of disrepair.

I'm like, they're velvet ropes everywhere. Everything's immaculate. It's like, oh, this hovel, I can't, I just can't. She has molded over there. Yeah, you know, I have to send into the Morgan Library because otherwise, I'd have to pay the money to have them cleaned and, you know, Ramon, do you remember the painting of me and my husband?

Remember, the one with a blacked out face because he wasn't allowed to show it on TV. It's like made up of that. The history on this show. I did not go see American. It's like made up. The history on this show. I did not go see American history today, but Lord, I lived it on this show. Yeah. Yeah, the painting is probably made on like the Rehobe

with Beachboard Walk, you know. Yeah. It's like a caricature. Sonia has like a big watermelon head and a tiny little body. Like a skateboard. So. So.

My husband's surfing. Right. He's likeano's body surfing. So she's like, you know, those paintings cost a lot to clean. And Romano's like, yeah, but if it's a library, why can't the library people just clean it? And she's like, because someone has to support the library, Romano, who do you think pays for this? That's why I'm on the board of the museum outside of Paris

to raise money for the museum to clean the paintings. I mean, it's as simple as pie. Nothing is free. So now. OK, I just have to say, when Sonya gets snotty, she starts talking like she's sitting on a canoe. That's why I'm weaving around like this. Because she always kind of does her head,

but now she does this. She's like, well, why do you think that I'm on the thing of the time? She has this way of moving her body where it's like kind of on a watch. You'll see it next time you will never see it. And as long as we're really commenting on these women's unique movements,

we then have Ramona, who is now concerned so Ramona has a random limp, you know, because she'll be like... Oh! We gotta get her out of here. It's like, she gets like sudden onset limp. So she's like, Ramona's like she gets like sudden onset limp So she's like Ramona's like it's caused by diabetes Diabetes number two turning into rickid limp Rickid limp

So Ramona's like um Whoa Durinda I think we got to get her out of here, okay? She's losing it. She's gonna lose it. She's gonna blow her head and right into the jaws of the monster, okay? She's doing that thing, but she's just rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I just love that that's a so new thing, you know.

It's like, she goes to a chile, he's like, I remember this chile. Oh, sorry, some more from tables down on the table map. Like I lost everything. And then we come back to Sonia and she's like look at some little boxes. She's like, oh yeah, you see these boxes? I have a box like this. I do. I do.

I keep falling apart. I keep falling apart. I'm a battery. It's a battery. They say it's a AA, but I've got a AAA too. I don't understand. How many ASUS are there? I've got a lot of batteries. A lot of batteries. A lot's does it? I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I got a double A. I She's freaking out. So, Durinda realized she was probably fucking with Sonia, right?

By bringing her here. So, he knows, he knows, he knows, he was doing, she's not an idiot. They crossed the line. But nobody knew that this was in Sonia still. I mean, this is fucking terrifying, right? So, Durinda, who's like the biggest kukuku bird on this show, is suddenly like in the nurse role. She's like, yo, yay.

All right. Yo, dude. Well, I mean, there's a wall. I mean, how many walls does room need for? I mean, that's crazy. It's like brushing her house, putting water on her finger, like, jigging and just putting it in her mouth. And my, my, my, my, my, my.

I mean, I have some stuff in storage. I've been out the stuff in the town. I was just to come out and, like, there's a storage. And, like, I don't even know some stuff in storage. I've been out the stuff in the town. I was just to come out and like, there's a storage. And like, I don't even know where Pickles is anymore. I mean, you've talked about like this in New York. I just don't have them like this anymore. Boxes, boxes, and everything's round. Even though I have to have to just round.

What is happening to Boxes? Oh my god. Have you ever seen a very large napkin? You ever see that? You've never seen it? Oh my god, but napkins. Those napkins that were as big as a bed spread. I mean, Sonya. So, she went into like,

you know me, way back. Oh, that game. And you been a little bit. She taught me. Did she tell her rooms with Morgan money? But we're not gonna talk about that today, man. And Sonia's like, hold on. And she closes the door to see what's behind it.

She's like looking at the picture. She's like, wait, who is this? It's me, you know like Sonya just Send outside Ramona is talking to Lwani Tensey and she's like, oh my god. She's not world again. She's Kuku What a crazy Kuku world. I can't believe how much she's stuck in the past. It's like the other day when I was thinking about Mario. I remember him. You know, Mario, he's so hot and I was like, Mario. Sonya's so stuck in the past. Are we gonna get back together or what? Huh?

Oh, thank you. So, Dren just like, you should be actually good. This is not the way where we get to chill out. Come back, Sonia. Come back here, baby, I'm dying. Sonia, boy. So, Sonia's like, Dren, I'm so glad you brought me here. So, oh my God, thank God. Thank God she's okay with it. Now, please make me some tea and take them my bed. Uh, so they're now back at the house.

It's warmer out. Some of them are going to go to the pool and everything. And Sonya is still shading the other house. She's like, oh, wow, look at this pool. There's definitely a budget here, Durinda's house. Not like that old house over here. Am I right? Am I right?

Look at this house, not like that old house over here. Am I right? Am I right? Oh. Look at this house, such a budget, such a lack of history, but still a pool. Oh, I've actually an announcement. I forgot, we have an announcement. You guys, the pool is so delicious. It's the legend. I wish I brought my goggles so I could show you how I can swim from worse. Warth saw me have a swim.

That pool is so delicious. If you gave me a lobster bag, I'd put it right in it. Oh my god, I could just drink up this whole pool. You know what I want to do? I want to take this pool and put it in a lime in it and then get another pool, but a little smaller, but two whims in it, and a third pool, that's really big with four limes, okay? I'm just walking around and there became you like, so great, we're the pool noodles, which have my goggles.

We're posing, so then to render, comes up to little answering, you and we can we cake, and then it's like, all right, so it's just lady. All right. So during the time I had before the baby kids here, you know, you know, you're the UNF stupid, the ambassador's stupid, all right?

And Larry, for willing, hey, no excuse me, the gay thing, I got nail polish. No, but I love you, I love you for me. It's only really not. And then... Giovanni, see how that feels. You know what? You know what?

You know what? And she's like, trust me, I remember. I remember the render. I remember that love. And then I also remember when it was, love for so. You're screwed out on the front lawn and got rid of it, And then I also remember when it was, LOOF-FUS-SELF! You just threw it out on the front lawn and got rid of it like one of Sony's old slippers.

I actually, I don't know about you guys, I was actually, like, this even made me actually very happy because it's like, this is what we've been waiting for for, like, forever. During it, just say, I'm sorry, I was being crazy, and she finally, finally did it. So it was like that nice tension that floated away from me. Yeah, but it's like that self hug

because Luanne never says sorry, you know? So fucking Luanne too. She's like, Durinda, I appreciate you at least owning it. You know? Yeah. That's what I've been waiting for. She's copying to it. She's owning it.

And Durinda's like, you're gonna be kissed. And she's just, Durinda, congratulations. That was the best copying to it ever. That was seeing. And she's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Ramona goes up to Lou and it's like, Whoa, how did it go with Dorenda? And she's like, oh, it's good, she was real. She was real, real, real. She was a real, real, real face.

Ramona's like, oh, I'm so glad, I'm so glad that I have another friendship to ruin again. I know. She didn't say it like that. She's like, I know. She's really myth-friendship. Which kind of gives her that look? I got Romano fake innocent look. I'm like, Romano is gonna better wrecking ball to this within five minutes. And then blame Barbara for it,

because now they're all worried that like, Barbara's gonna come and ruin everything. So then, let's see, Romano is like, whoa, I spoke to Luke. They're okay. And so he's like, that's beef, everyone is like, whoa, I spoke to Luke, they're okay. And so, he's like, that's beef that's still a tater's, okay? If Barbara gets here and gets involved, let's just tell her no, the Morgan's invented coffee.

Right. So then Barbara Ries, you hear hammering coming down the street. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Barbara's just throwing out bags of hammers to people. Tall, you get a tool. I was talking about me while the other day on the phone. Don't worry, it's not a long-meet-mouth story. But she said, that girl's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

And I immediately thought, Barbara literally gives people bags of hammers. Like, that's where we're at on this show. So Barbara shows up. Durin has already mad at her. She's like, we've been waiting. We've been waiting. I mean, the car isn't even pulled up yet. She's still just like mad at her. She's like, we even waiting. We even waiting. I mean, the car isn't even pulled up yet.

She's still just talking to Barbara. Like, she's right there. Oh my god. Durin has so much internalized rage. Barbara is bought. OK. Barbara is totally fucked. She's like in the spirit of good friendship and camaraderie.

Camaraderie. Like, I'm writing capstion. I'm like, Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Like I'm running in camp still like Come rally come rally Come rally come rally come rally come rally Come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally come rally Yeah Yeah, it's a valley. I was The brothers like I didn't even go It's a long story. I didn't That's a long story I don't know what to talk about That's a long story

All right, I'll tell you what happens I woke up I had a burrito last night and I was like, guess what? I'm hitting the head. And you know what? Three hours later, I was like, I don't think I'm one of those wetting. I go into the sweat. You know what I want? Instead I will see tips. That's what I want.

It's like a construction worker, you know? It's like, woo-woo! Sexually, who are asking everybody for me? Oh, thank you, Drake. Oh, well, thank you, Drinks. Oh, thank you. What is that? Summerfield bends the knees for our drinks.

Thank you. Thank you, guys. Oh my god, that came right in the middle of a Barbara thing that I had no idea where it was going to end. So thanks for that. Good timing, girls. I just like that Darynda goes when when, when, when, when, when, I hope she has a good attitude.

She's like, I didn't go the way. I didn't go the way. I think the long story. And then it walks in. So she comes in and Barbara's like, Oh, what is this? There's a record.

I haven't seen a house decorated like this before. What is this? It's like dead people all over the plate. What is that? Blood in the head over there. What he's out bloody head open there, what's that a little head in a circular glass? What is that face book? What is it?

I never see that house that's amazing like that. Is that a real raccoon? Yeah, it came into house actually. Yeah. It's like, it's Halloween, baby. Yeah, it's the ghost that looks like that thing. Ow, ow, ow. And then, but then, like, Barbara gets a lady boner for like all the crown

Look at that There case How I'm just gonna walk around the corner into this room. I mean the library works. That's a nice this room. I mean, the library works. That's a nice change. She does. She's probably got a package. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. What's that? Why can't I get you now? Work for your house. So then she's like taking her out and but Barbara does give good house compliments. You know, she sees every little thing. Chucky moldings. Great job. So, so... The crown molding is heavy, darling. So, Barbara's reaction to the fish room is so funny, so, what is this? What is that? A fish?

What is that? A fish? It's a shark. It's tachy zone, everything. Tachy zone. He's waiting, he's getting an animal, yeah, I'm thinking. He's taking all his guts out and he's stuffing his shaleck in, putting it on the wall. I like that Dorenda is like, man, she's obviously been talking about Luann, to Luann about the fish, obviously. I'm like, I think it's a fairly normal reaction to when he walk into a bedroom, and there's

a giant shark on the wall to be like, what the fuck? But she's so fucking rude. She's like, yeah, but actually, she's had gorgeous things in here. I just wasn't expecting this. I fish on a wall. It doesn't go with the whole mountain retreat. I'm like, you have a fucking Moroccan themed home

in the Hamptons, you fucking hypocrite. Shut up, Barbara. With your bag of hammers. Yeah. Look, I'm mad. I'm like seriously raging against Barbara right now. And sometimes Barbara is going to be that person. She's just going to get it from all of us. I really liked her, but it's funny when you don't sew up on time for these things and all the dynamics

change with all the friends. Suddenly you start hating people for no reason, you know. And that's where I'm at. Good bye, Barbara. I'm done, my friend. You're not a real friend, Barbara. So now, Dorenda has, Dorenda does not have any need to take Barbara's shit. I'll tell you that right now. She has to take loose and everyone else's, but she ain't taking Barbara's. So she starts, I say, you should boys, man.

You should get this room with 250,000 dollars. It's okay. You know. And so during the guys, kids with David, you staying here, enjoying the fish room, right? Thank you, thank you, the fish can stay. Thank you, thank you, you're right,

that fish shark is 12 grand, though. Yeah, you better not touch his 12 grand. So, that's it now, they, then Ramona, Ramona English, okay, we go back to the pool and Ramona's like, what? I went to the pool, right? Right, Miranda?

I went to the pool. She got you money's worth for me. I mean, I got my money's worth for you. I was like, still doesn't make sense Ramona. I don't have to fuck you. I feel like Lou Ann sometimes on this show. Like, really Ramona. Yeah Be quiet over there

The show gave me so So they they go so Barbara goes down to the pool Someone just a crazy Carol voice over there So so Sonya's like Sonya Barbara like downstairs by the pool and they're talking and Sonya like wants it. Hey, over there. Shwip! Blip!

Blip! Blip! Blip! So, I'll kill you. I'll kill you, Dad. So, Sonya is trying to run interference with Barbara because they're afraid, they're like so happy that Lu, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I haven't unpacked in case I get kicked out. Yeah. If you have been kicked out once before, what's to say you're not gonna get kicked out again?

Would you unpack if you didn't? I guess. It's like Barbara, you got invited to be on TV again for really no good reason. Be thankful, ma'am. Drop the bag of hammers at the door. Grab yourself a beer. Batch.

So Barbara's like making all these jokes back in, kicked out. And then like three feet away, Ramona and Dorenda are just like whispering. And talking shit about Barbara, like, what's even with those boots? You ever see boots like that? About so good. It's like looking at a turtle and boots. It's crazy. And Dorenda's like, at least it's not a wrap dress.

It's like, yeah, but those boots, and then look at her belly button, her belly button is showing who does that, not even my sister does that avery. Close the card. What do you think my sister? What do you do? Dora, best friend, shows her belly button, okay?

Meanwhile, we all remote is wearing a bathing suit. Where it's like open all the way down to here. The boobs are falling out. But even like, open all the way down to here. The boobs are falling, falling out. But even like, what do everyone do that? So then, so then, during the camp in the place, it's like too late during the, during this micro positivity,

do all the shit talking, then be like, whoa. The truth is, I really have no issues with Barbara, but you know what? She's a little rough around the edges as they say. Yeah, what does this mean? She's rough around the edges. She's like, key man, okay? I'm sure you can save people, but I don't want to have dinner with them. It's huge.

You ever seen a Russian nesting doll? She looks like the out-of-doll. Liz, I just want to say thank you for everything you did for Harry Potter and all of those movies. Just want to say I loved you on the King of Queens. Sorry about Scientology. Listen, you don't have to hold the door off the time for me, okay? So, uh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, uh, so Sonia's a slow wave, slow wave. I love a slow wave. Thanks, Bats. So, uh, yeah, so then Seren, very, very Sonia is like offended. She's like, um, Durentia's been so calm. I mean, Luann had a fit about the room and Durentia's just been so calm. I don't even know she didn't even stab herself in the hand over it was

Crazy so Barbara's like, oh, why would she be mad because she got the room with the Swarthich? I got the room with the sword Yeah, so they're talking about that and so Durrinda's like what Durrinda stands up. She like takes you know that like invisibly She took her lipstick hands up she like takes you know that like invisibly she took her lipstick was like all right you know what you're okay you're okay you're okay you're okay you could be okay you know what you would last okay you didn't show up until now you know why she's open you invited okay, you're coming, you're coming. I have left. I have one little key. I have one little key.

Name, like the name Ronswood Smith and me. All the white lads, one little key. You're like it, what can I do? Duranta does us things, but this is such a durant detect that I love when she's mad and she's not trying not to be mad. She just starts moving things on tables. So I go, you're not making it, okay, Durant. You're okay, Durant. I'm like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, which is funny, because like no one on this cast ever literally nobody is ever appreciative

You know, that's how Gerrindus goes and says when a negative cut fitness Because Durrindus about to blow and I love it So, so Nia goes she goes let's just like keep it positive Okay, Lou needs us to be positive, so let's be positive. And then it just cuts to the wind, still doing yoga. Ooh! Ooh! This is better than Pino Grease you, everybody. Oh!

So, somebody starts making all these shark statements. She's like, I mean Barbara, if you're swimming with sharks, see in the shark rim. Barbara, hey Barbara. Hey Barbara. Fight sharks with sharks. And Barbara is just clinging onto something to be mad at. And then she went to the yellow bird and she said, I feel like I can tell you to do that with that little bit of you.

You think the little deal, but I don't think I can do that with you. Sonia's like, I don't know what was wrong with her. She was so calm before. And then you just see her in the whipping and then cursing out the cameras in the kitchen. Yeah. I have never seen such rude behavior in my life. No one is mean to bluestone me.

So then coming up, put the dog down, show you. What is happening this episode? Put it down, Tonya. What the fuck is about to happen? Oh my God, this is why I love this show. So now, in an effort to keep things positive around, Luce Don Manner, here comes Beth. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I can't, a whirlwind of Bethany, kind of. Let's go on back here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was here. I'm here. Okay, you know what? Like just Like some bad type leaves and some bad to you. I really get my sugar. Okay. Thank you very much. You know what? You know what? You know what? Let's get off the horse man.

Let's make someone else. Let's get back. You're always the thing with the man. What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? So she goes in and say, Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh my God. It's fucking Halloween here. Everybody's probably buried in the backyard. Yeah, Bethany is like, the bee is back. The bee is back, sheers, the bee is back.

Sheers, and you just know that little like count, just said, sheers is not a thing. Whoa. Hey, house, hey, house, hey, house. Hey, house, hey, house. What's the matter? What's going on? What's the matter? What's going on? We weren't talking today.

Like, why does this take three hours to take notes for New York? I don't know what the fuck Bethany is saying, okay? She talks so fast. So I keep pressing pause and then like, rewinding on the internet, you know, it's just like, who's buffering or whatever. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's me, said she had to go to the bathroom. Yeah. Because she literally shows up and she sees Sonia and Barbara. They all hug her. And Beth is like, I mean, look at the thing that just popped up. Like, no, like, do you see how the Dracula thing? It's like a Dracula thing. Like, was there any Rosé?

I was just champagne. It was just gonna fuck me up. I mean, it's pretty bad. I got any of the tampons. I don't have a tampon. The problem is, I got a tampon, but I like the zoom of appearance. It's crazy. I got a tampon.

Is there a chair? Do we have chairs? I don't know. What's the temperature right now? I haven't checked my tampon. She goes, one of the chances that anybody's got a little warm outside. What's the temperature right now? I have a checkmind temperature. She goes, one of the chances that I, but he's got a tamp on in this group of cop with the gin.

It's like, I have one. Oh, you're still here, Chinsley. So he goes like, okay, we'll take a rosé, some crackers. If you have any cheese or croutotes, and he's like, I'm not your waitress. I've been calling you the waitress. I'm calling you the truffle pig, okay?

She literally told her, be the truffle pig and go get us some rosé. Yeah. Top as wife always finds the most amazing truffles. Tell her to get some eggs and watch her stockcrime, Sonya. I need Dale to be a real housewife. I love Dale. So, so, so, Darynda is there and so, Darynda, be going inside.

And as soon as the sentence began, I'm gonna go inside and I see this sentence began I was like oh my god. This is gonna go in a weird and hilarious guy Conium I Love you, but I'll still kill you have killed many people that I love Got a problem table so So Dora Dora's like oh my god. I'm like I'd like last night. I went and saw a star was born and like I like cried Like you don't understand like like again like I didn't even know my blood god, I'm like last night. I went and saw a star that's born and I was like, I like cried, like you don't understand.

Like at the end, like I didn't even know the map of the picture, like I just like cried. I was like, I'm in a shadow, hello, hello, hello, hello. I'm in the shadows, shadow, hello. I'm in the shadows, the shadow, hello. I was so weird because she's like, I mean, I was in Boston, I went to see stars born. And then I was like, setting the theater

and cried a little for an hour. It's like, where's your boyfriend go? Like this is the perfect boyfriend for a bathroom. He's like, really? How long do you need to cry in the theater, Bethany? I'll be waiting. I'll be at dinner. You know, say, all right, just give me an hour.

Just give me an hour, Bethany guy. Give me an hour. I have never been more envious of the person who walked into that theater with their popcorn. And there is Bethany Frankl crying. Uh-uh. Like, what the hell? Hey, man girl.

Tell me something, boy. She just goes from happy to sad. Happy to sad. I'm sorry. I got my period. I got it. I was crying. What else are we doing?

I got you a lit sign. You can make a sign. Make a sign. That's your sign of life. That's right. Whatever you want, man. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! That's my Bethany doing Lady Gaga. Ah! Ah! In a star's born. Uh, so then, Turin is like, you know what? It was his journey. All right?

It's like you fought the Bradley Cooper die, you know what? The good thing is, yeah. The good-wicking-lap movie Cooper died, you know, right? The good thing is, you know, good waking up, moving in time, feeling forever, right? You know, they believe her, no, but she's very nice and dinner-polly, you know. Alright, they feel better, they feel better. What I loved about this is, Durrinder was actually giving very lovely advice, you know. It was like very supportive, very thoughtful, everything. But watch, and watch she's doing it, she's like opening like a box or whatever. And you know, Bethy is saying there, she's like crying.

She's like, it's just like so much happening to me. I don't even care. Life that so then she goes Durin to cuz yeah, we had a rough one. He was the one guy come there The fish room I mean recovering oh my god. She pulled the recovery card seriously. She pulled the recovery car Seriously she pulled the work out every cursing Because Durrida hates cursing which I love she's so mad about cursing And then she said watch you definitely get a better room and then just keeps her gambling on like she didn't mean to drop that at all Beth she's like She's like

So she's like why the fuck is Louis Antsig anything? And I got that in there. Why is the one in the shallows? It's like the fastest version in that song ever. I'm in the shallows, I'm in the shallows, like what's the deal? Why the hell is the Louis Antsig? I'm in the shallows too, back to me. Whoa, I used to be in the shallows, but now I get to be in the deep end.

I wish I had my goggles. Thanks, Boris. I'm in the deep end. I'm in the DE band. I have goggles on, so I might not be able to breathe, but I know. Tell me something, Mario. A Ramona is born. So Bethany is now furious. And she's like, why is Luan saying anything negative about me?

And then they just cut to Luan, who's like having a whole other trip. And she's just like making a salad. She's like, oh, I'm just real dressed as salad. I'm like, Luan, are you even at this house? She's just like doing salad, doing yoga. So I'm like, yeah, we went through this whole intervention house? Like, she's just like, do making salads, yoga. So yeah, we went through this whole intervention thing together and she doesn't know anything for saving your life

and going through your intervention. I don't expect anything for saving her life. All I'm saying is that she should be treating me like Jesus fucking Christ, which I don't even know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, cause they're not Catholic, so what do I know? And let me tell you something, I just saw Jesus Christ, you're pre-starring,

guess what? The Pride and the audience again for now afterwards. And when this whole thing with LeWan happened in Bethany, it's like, yeah, yeah, I helped her. Me and Barbara, we got, you know, I got power attorney. I can own her life, I can ruin her life right now. I was like, what is happening over here? When Bethany was that nice and giving,

I was like, I cannot wait to see in two years when she turns this around, how LeWan. But it's real housewives of New York, so it takes three weeks. You know? Yeah. So they had it in the show. So then out of nowhere, Art Smith shows up, who's like, Oprah's chef and like, I could feel bombas and all that stuff.

So he just shows up, because he loves showing up on Bravo. And he's like, oh, hi, sweetie. Hi, I'm here with a bearer-naked chef. Yeah, it turns out that Art Smith is like a pimp now for chefs. Because it's never explained why Art Smith is there. He doesn't make any food, and he doesn't appear again in the episode. He's the pimp.

He's just like in the pan. She's like, oh. He's selling that rusty queen in an apron girl. Yeah. I mean, that's a good retirement plan. I'm not going to take it away from him. So now, you know, everyone's acting like we've never seen this chef, right?

Which we've seen the chef. Yeah, why are they trying to gaslight us? And God bless this guy. I'm sure he seems to work very hard. We wouldn't want to. But I do not want your hairy ass around me over my food. Period. At my house, like I just don't want it, stop it.

Yeah. So we set that one up here. So it's nice to hear the whole cast. Yeah. Press. What is that? I'm sure he works very hard, you know, cuz what she said I think it works very hard. I know him. He's a very nice person get your balls out of my suit. Yeah It's like not into it. So

So Bethany is still like really pissed to hear that Lohan was talking shit about her and I mean Bethany does not fuck around She's like, you know what? You know what? As far as I'm concerned, LeWan is still supposed to be in the same bed in rehab that she left two weeks early to go to the cabaret. I was like, damn! Oh! Oh! Damn!

Snapple, skinny girl flavored. Snapple. Snapples. Which, I mean, that's true, but God fuck you, dude. You just try to, you just great this person off the ground We're like everything's okay. Everything's gonna be okay. I don't want a trigger Luan I do not want to trigger Luan bitch. It's still being rehabbing that fucking bed So outside best things like I'm angry I'm angry. Why can't any relationship just be pure?

Huh, huh, and so he's like it wasn't about you, Bethany. It was about Luann being a diva, me being a sionin. Ha ha ha ha ha. Respecting letters. That's what it's about, Bethany. Respecting letters. Respecting letters. Yeah, so they're all now talking, they're all talking about, talking shit about Luann outside. I mean,an is still like she's in her own world Inside she's like some corner of this. I don't know like making like origami or something If I were a rich Countess, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Just kidding. Ha ha ha ha. War. War. So Barbara pulls Bethany aside and said,

I need to talk to you, where in the world is this okay? This bitch could say this to me when I scrape the fuck's floor. No no no no no no no no. Barbara's like, I don't believe it. It sounds to me like Sonia Morgan is making stuff. We know how she is. She just told me she invented the Crawford

at bathtub and toothbrushes. Ha ha ha ha. We really gonna listen to Sonoutia more, good. Have I given you a hammer? She's like, shout, Barbara, come on, get... Stick with it, Barbara. So Bethany thinks that Barbara is just like drinking the Luan Kool-Aid.

And so, and basically Bethany's like, you know what, Luanshiv just texted me and I would have been fine with it, which is bullshit, by the way. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, okay, yeah. You're usually so calm. And so Barbara's like, which is bullshit, by the way. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, okay, yeah. You're usually so calm. And so Barbara's like, you know what?

She's the same Lou. She's the same Lou as she always was. And Bethany was like, well, I guess I was looking for a different Lou. And then they got to that Dracula thing rise up from its coffin. And it goes to commercial. It was like one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen. Hello, I'm here. I just love that the home viewers got to hear her say,

Barbara is like on the Jim Jones lawn with purple Kool-Aid going down her throat. Like, come on, bra, bra, bra. And you know that poor Raquel was sitting at home like, whose Jim Jones. Ha ha ha ha. That's the one I come to my puppy party. Those gym jones want to come. Puppy party.

Puppy. Get it! So on the inside table, we're now gathering in the 10 little Indians room, which is terrifying, this dining room of Durinda's with the 10 little Indian statues lining the wall. Right before everybody starts dying one by one. So the man's like, BAAAARBRAAR! When do you say the first rule? Uh, uh, uh, my asset reflex, Luan.

I could have the Bethany reflex. Someone went aww. Cause I was like, that was a nice hug. It was. Uh, Suams, uh, Luann's like, well, you know, I have to say it. Duranda came to my room and it was the first time that she acknowledged it. So I'm thinking of forgiving her possibly in about 18 more months. Remember like she said that, that's the trend I thought that Morgan made that one up too.

So Bethany goes to Drain down, she's like, oh my god, I'm back in my childhood with my mother. Like, is everything okay mom? Is everything okay? Let's talk about the cabaret mother. Let's talk about the cabaret. How did we go from the cabaret, your mother to the cabaret? What happened in your house? I'm just so impressed with how quickly Bethany conspired. She's like, oh, okay, so you're spiraling. Okay, I'm gonna do it Okay, okay, okay, okay I'm gonna get in trouble. Ah cabaret. Yeah, what now? Now we're talking about a cabaret after Dennis I we didn't even talk about Dennis dying. We talked about the cabaret So fuckingly we're in to I'm so sorry about your friend

You're okay I'm so sorry that you're friends You okay are you okay? I'm telling I'm working on it, but that's spelling you think you've got it down on the Yeah, so so Bethany is having like this full on like like What's going on out here am I interrupting anything? Yeah, a little bit light banter that's a little bit of a childhood trauma. Yeah, you're interrupting Little bit for me to sing a song No, look be a lady Lock the old lady tonight. Lock the old lady tonight.

Fuckin' swordfish, seriously. Lock if you've ever been a lady too. All right. Fine. I'm perfect in my orange and gold. OK. So she goes back inside. So go, go, go, go, go.

Send her into the game. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Where is she? Lame goes, oh, well, I have my own stuff to do with on the inside. Goodbye. So Salad, that needs to be dressed. So, Torenda is so happy to have an ally.

It's like the first time you've seen Dorenda relax. She's like leaned back in the chair, her feet are actually, you know I love Lewand. She's just chill because she's got like a warrior here because Bethany's gonna dismember Lewan and leave parts of her olive. So Bethany's like, I've had this around. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen it. Of course I've seen it.

Of course I've seen it. This part of Luan, but I just haven't acknowledged it, you know, because as long as it's over and like, she can have my room, like, I don't give a fuck, okay, like killed a queen, who cares? I'm like, wait, who's the queen, you? But also, I have to point out that in this argument, Bethany's like, that's so much here. Who cares about what room they have? This is fucking ridiculous.

You said that you wouldn't go unless you got a certain room, Bethany. Yeah. Okay. Ladies are so crazy. And then on top of that, after her winding herself up into this crazy spiral where she's thinking about her mom and everything, then she actually says,

you know what? These days, I'm pretty chill. I'm just chill now. It's a new bathroom, I'm chill. You just cried for an hour at the AMC movie theater. Oh. So, Ramona dinner is being prepared and everyone's gathering. Everyone is like, how pretty is this table?

Whoa. Whoa. Look at these little sea shells with their name on them. I'm changing mine to over there. And she's like, I hope you don't want to come next to you. Oh. Oh. And Barbara comes in and she's like,

Oh, that the hat of the table. And Ramona's like, the Rnda, it's her house. Duh. Got an angry Ken table over there. Every time we talk about barber, they get a little bit of a bad. Okay, some reveal. Brenda, it's her house. When your man or sex so bad that Ramona is more polite than you are, you need to rethink your shit, damn her lady.

Yeah, that Ramona goes, who does she think she is? You're a guest. It's not your house bitch. Now, did anyone take my luggage upstairs? LAUGHTER So Sonya's wasted, shocker. Sandy's like, I'm in Bethany's room, because we're girlfriend.

I'm dating Bethany. The Morgan's invented lesbianism. Wanna try Bethany? Onward and inward, death is slow again. So they're all... It's not my sonia drunk canoe. So Bethany gets into pajamas, which doesn't make sense. Because she's in them for like all of like five seconds.

So she's in pajamas and they're all like hanging out on... They're all hiding out on Hannah's bed. They're all sort of like gathered. And Luanne comes in because it's like... It's Barbara and Bethany and Sonya are on the bed. And Luanne's like, oh, I'm gonna be casual. I'm just gonna... Lie across. I'm just gonna lie across. I'm just gonna lie across. And she lies here, she goes, the red pillow.

I just love that she declared that. That's all accessory. So, Cindy's like, my girlfriend, stop eating on my girlfriend. Am I right? And Beth's like, I got, like, what is Sony on the waltz? All right, like, what are you gonna do? Sony peeks there, like, we all know this, all right?

But I know this environment. She told you, I know this animal, all right? But we're in a contained environment, all right? She stuck here, like, do what you're gonna do. We're in, like, she's a virus, you know? It's like, we're like at ground zero for like the Sonyo. Like, it's spread out. It's like, yeah, she could bust out the window.

So, the wind's like, wow, I mean, I used to the window. So, Louens is like, wow, I mean, I used to love drinking, I mean, but watching the women drink, I mean, it's like, it's like, watch a 3D movie with our goggles. Whoa, I don't have goggles either. I'm like, literally, I watch Avatar and I cry for a little more afterwards to get her.

This is one movie that it's better to watch without the goggles. Yeah. This fucking real housewives of New York and 3D, oh hell no. Could you imagine, like, I'm going to fall in the window behind my caps, like, go on! I'm just having visions of, like, gravity,

but with the real housewives of New York, and they're like, whoa, we're in space. We're trapped in space. How do we get down? Worses in George Clooney. Like, you could do this, hot lady. We're in space. We're trapped in space. How do we get down? Worses in George Clooney. Like, you can do this hot lady. Goodbye.

Who let Borsko float off towards Saturn? Whoa. Are there still in the bed? I think they are still in the bed. Yeah. I don't know. But wherever they are, Sun you're like, oh my god, look at Bethany with her skinny girl jeans, my girlfriend.

But you know what's good? But they're skinny, but you also sell skinny girl jeans for bigger girls. That is. I mean, Bethany, that is so kind. And then she goes, a Ramona says something and Sonia goes, oh yeah, you've got a belly right now. Oh no, because Ramona goes, Ramona goes, yeah. I you've got a belly right now. Oh no, because Ramanika's, Ramanika's, yeah.

I mean, you saw an average girl. You know the average girl on America's couch. And she's huge. You've seen the average girl? She's gigantic, right? And so then, it's like to set a dumbbell, you know? And then she's like so mean. And she's like, you got a little bit of a belly.

She's like, whoa, why can't you focus on my ass? I mean, this is like how I look like in a mirror now. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tonsils. I'm more hot, bitch. Okay. So hot. Ramona's in full on Twitch mode. Mirror on my back. Mirror on the wall.

Who's the most like avery of them all? Fucking Ramona. So then Ramona's just dancing in the mirror to herself. I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, Can you really be that angry at Lou Ann for comments like that? I mean, come on, let's be real, okay?

I've great body image, great boobs, great arms, hot and hot. She literally ends that statement to us like this. Harder than hot. Sorry. So that was Sonya's fully wasted. Yeah, so Sonya's fully wasted and they're down to the Butler's pantry now. And portency is like just like with the worst grandmas of mine, you know, because Tinsley's not that much younger, but she's like, oh my god, it's a triplets from Belleville.

You know, like this is stuck in the nightmare. Yeah. And she's like, Rosé, all day, Rosé, all day, Rosé, all day, all day, all day. Rosé, all day.

Dale's like in the pantry. You're doing great, honey. You're doing great. You're doing great. You'll find a man, and a minute now, Tanzley. Just keep on trucking. So.

So. So the man goes to the naked shaft and she's like, let me check out this outfit. By the way, he was covered in sweat. I don't know if anyone noticed that, because he was wearing a t-shirt before he began nicking. And it was like, all dark reals, like, oh, oh. Oh.

Tensey, oh my god, he's nicking. And I'm like, what is it? Get his number, Tensey. I love that the naked chef is so bitchy and professional. You're a naked chef dude, okay? And he's like, um, Tensy, could you please make sure everybody's coming down because we're ready. It's like take back the dollars I threw on the stage like nobody wants a bitty stripper sir So this is so this is where they're now starting to be like I don't know if I want it like there's like a little bit to Hair on that ass. I don't know about one thing you're like you guys all ate his food last year

You guys all ate it but they were so wasted last year. I don't remember last year either On this show were my life. I'm sure it was great and then Bethany was dressed like Pepe LePue and then Fowley Carroll. Ha ha ha ha. Ah! Ah! That's not what happened, Bethany. Yeah.

I remember they had the murder mystery there. The murder mystery, it was like, they had all this set up and falling to her and was like, all right, he did it. Okay, so great. He and King gave him the Yankee-Payton. He took't tell you anything. He can't get everybody in here. He can't get the camera to the guy with the water pipes. That was so mad. Thanks for being here.

I was getting invested in that mystery. So then the guy is pouring wine, obviously. He's like, uh, wine, uh. I'm like, don't get so in here. Wine, God, making people are so stupid. Can't believe it's joined his belly button. Yeah. So Lwans, Lwans like, Lwans saying extra dredges like, ah, dredda.

Yee-yee. Perhaps, perhaps I overreacted last night when I stormed out the hotel and called you a fucking bitch and said, I know, tell me, dude, who do you know? Maybe I overreacted. Lwanda, or d. Miranda, you know what, during this drunk and trying not to fight because she takes this finger and she scratches this part of her head.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, hit this part, you get so bad. So they're all talking. I'm like, well, it all works out of the end. I know I have reacted, but it was my reaction. Does that make it better. I mean, how did this woman ever get out of that charge? Like, this woman should be in jail.

Did she like that in court? Like, well, I'm sorry, I was drunken disorderly, but I was drunken disorderly. What do you have to understand is that there was a cat. Can't call me a liar. That's for sure. Wasn't it Barbara's house that she was staying at that there was a cat? Wasn't that Barber's House in Japan?

A cat? I don't know, let's start that room right now. Don't you remember? Louis Ants' whole story was like, well, I was staying in my friend Barber's House in Japan. Oh, she had a cat. There was a cat and it kept on going, yo, yo,

like the kind of cats I like say, memories. Anyway, I couldn't of cats I like say memories. Anyway, I can sleep. So I was like, I'm gonna go to the, whatever that hotel was. You're gonna catch our. Next thing you know, it was drunk and I was at the fourth floor,

it meant to be on the fifth floor. Anyway, blown a sandwich. Smell the cat, hit it, cop the end. Let's make it quick. Ha ha ha ha ha. So she goes, well, what's my reaction? You know ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with this sign. She's making the sign. She's like, oh. Oh. Oh. How many else are in Sha-A-Low? Skinny girl, Margaret Rita.

Skinny girl, Margaret Rita. How many more Sha-A-Low? In this Sha-A-A-Low. How do you spell, ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. So Sony is like, bye, but if you could have bathed me as soon again, I'm going to kill you, but I'm in it, bye, but if you could have back me's room again, I'm gonna kill you, I mean it, bye, bye.

I mean it. So she's crazy now. So he was like just totally crazy. So I was like, this girl is cocoa. So I was like, what are you talking about? So he goes, this truth. And then the way I was like, I don't even know what's going on, Duranda. Duranda goes, the way, your boobs. You can't see that still in that room. And the way I was like,

these, these old things, they're just like two perfectly round houses, am I right? So, what is so, you're talking about? They're just like two perfectly roundhouses, am I right? So, what is so- So we're talking about- She's like, we are going all night tonight girls. We're going to the billion. Because she goes, no, because what happens is someone like- Beth is like, hey, you know that movie's spilt up, yeah?

Someone says, we're going to 11. She's going to 15. I had a four to it. I had a four, and then I cried after I saw it. Anyway, she's going to 15, and then that's when so it goes, we're going, oh, no. And then she just picks up Coco out of nowhere. Like out of nowhere, there's Coco.

And she's like, go into the billion. And she holds Coco up. Like, I don't know, it was like a boa or something. Yeah. Yeah. Coco was like a second ago, I was assured. I was like a second ago, I was assured. What happened?

And Coco's tail's like, it's just lagging, like it's totally used to this, you know? Everyone's like, don't do that to Coco. I had to knock down, I had to knock down. I remember him on his like, Coco! Coco! Coco! Coco! Please, Coco doesn't know how to swim.

So yeah, the way it has like a, like a SWAT team face, it's like, put the dog down. Put the dog down, so. So yeah, put the dog down. Oh, there's Coco! There's Coco! That's a right. Put the dog down!

Put the dog down. I'm gonna speak to you very calmly. Put the dog down. Put the dog down. No one's going to hurt you. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.

So then, uh, Lewand, to Matthew and Matthew, she's like, uh, what was this? She goes, I'm confused. This is a square one. What's that one? What is that one? And then, oh, they're talking about diamonds. So she goes, well, I'm confused. Tell me about your diamonds. You've got this square one. Then you've got this gigantic one. Then you've got this other one. Oh, then you've got this, it's a key ring. Is this a diamond key ring on your pinky? What are all these diamonds? This is actually from Richie. This is Richie Diamond and Sonny goes,

oh here we go. Oh, here we go. She's like toss this cocoa into the, she's just here like a, shh. Okay, I need a new prop. Oh my god, so then Tim's like, bar forget over on my lap.

Oh, okay. She goes, okay, here we go. And Tim's like, what do you mean here we go? I'm gonna on my lap. Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm too busy thinking, what do you mean, here we go? I'm gonna see the diamond. Like she's like, I'm trying to save you right now. And so, he's like,

I have no problem talking about Richard. No. She's the one you just want to talk about my husband. I'm like, oh no. And then, I don't know where. So, and he has like an instant bitch flower. She's like, you know, I think that Dorenda just doesn't like that. My ex is a Morgan, and she's with John, who's just a Joe Schmell.

It's like, whoa! So Dorenda's like, you want to go have a cigarette? Let's go have a cigarette. She gets the hell out of there before she kills this bitch, you know? Yeah. So, Tensley's like, she took you to the Morgan House today as a piece, 3D zone yet, and Sunday goes, yeah. And I said, look at these antiques.

And to render pot her paws. Oh, over the lettuce. You go in that house, you don't drop the fucking ladies. You don't drop that fucking girl in that house. And she like strangles like a ghost. It was like the craziest thing our hands come out. She's like out an angle And our face is shaking and then she said and bow talk things. I love miserable bow talk things because they're And then her fingers are curled

fingers are curled and then Beth is like what I mean what just happened did I all my insomnia sobbing it's like the best thing that ever happened to me which is so mean you know so yeah so Sony is just like I think goes I goes next week and you see like, home-bing? And they're like, eh! And that brings us to the end of real-ass. Oh! The New York City. Oh! Now... Oh!

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