Watch What Crappens - RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico

Episode Date: May 11, 2018

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And Lizzie Drucker A fine motherfucker We love you guys Hello And welcome to the Watch what crappens podcast the podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on ye old brouts i'm ronnie caram from the rose pricks bachelor podcast and here i am with my gorgeous well-traveled little bestie

ben bandle curve the b-side blog and the banter blender hello been hi ronnie i i feel like i just saw you like an hour ago on a plane we literally did i feel like so much has changed about you like you had sushi and before you didn't have sushi so yeah so much has happened today Ronnie and I, we have had a whirlwind week. We were in Chicago, and now we're back. And I just want to say, thank you, Chicago. Thank you, Chicago people, for coming out and coming to our show on a weeknight and partying with us and laughing at all our jokes and just having, like, making our second Chicago detente just as goes the first one, if not better. Oh, my God.

So much fun. and it was two shows right in a row. It was a super long Vanderpump Rules Recap. I mean, it was just a dream. People's costumes and shirts are getting so great. There was a hanky and a pankey there. I mean, come on. There was a tricksy monocle.

There was a tricksy monocle. I mean, there was just, there's too many to name because I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. But if you would like to see them, you can go on Instagram and search the hashtag Crappens Live to see everybody and give them likes and stuff because we'll be picking winners. to announce on Monday for who wins prizes from Leah care Leah Black hair her skin line her jewelry line Leah's furnishing prizes for our upcoming t-shirt contest so yeah she's fantastic so if you want to get any of Leah's stuff go check her out at Leah black.com her skin care her jewelry and cetera yeah how fun is that how fun is that also we have an announcement we came back today

went straight from the airport to our studio, which is just Ben's apartment, Ben's living room. Yes. And we recorded a new digital show that we're doing for the TV party app. And it's an app where you go and talk about TV shows with other people. And we're one of their first shows,

and we're so excited. We're not sure when it's going up, but it's kind of like this, but it's video, obviously. Yeah. And it's a week-in-review type thing. Yeah, so it's more of like a bird's-eye view of Bravo over the past week.

And it's basically just two of us sitting in front of, of the camera just being ridiculous for 20 minutes you know we're going to see it's it's our first episode we don't know when it's going to go up because we got to you know make sure that you know that it's like where it needs to be etc so once it's actually up and on the app we'll let people know but in the meantime you should sign up for the app it's called tv it's called tv party yeah and it's free party so don't worry it is free we're talking anything there um but it's great and so thank you to them and also our shirts are give them ben ron shirts are out now so go to Crappens merch or just go to watchwopcrapins.com for links to that and links to our live shows.

Our next ones are Phoenix. We're going to be recording Real Housewives of New York and Phoenix in June. Oh, yeah. Followed by Gay Pride. Do you hear my voice? Like, it's literally leaving me. I don't know. It's okay.

Your gay pride, your voice is like, I'm leaving and I'm joining the parade. Yes, I have a beat up throat because of gay. That's so disgusting. So Gay Pride is going to be a Southern Charmed Gay Pride in old San Francisco. so get your tickets for that. And I think that's our shilling, eh, Ben? I just want to say, don't be intimidated. If the idea of us doing a show on gay pride is intimidating you, you're like,

oh, no, traffic, just get an Uber. It'll be worth it. It'll be easy. Because guess what? Get a goddamn helicopter. We don't care how to get there. Just get there if you can. Yeah.

No, because it will be really, really fun. And if anything that this past, you know, like 48 hours in Chicago has proven that these live shows are just, they're like the best. They're so fun. They are so fun. And so we really hope people from Phoenix and from San Francisco decide to push that button and come to the show because we're going to have a great, great, great time. Great times. So now we're on to the Red Housewives of New York City.

Yeah. So this is going to be an interesting recap for us because we're super tired. We're going to be in a loony, loony place because basically we were up and I was up till five in the morning because we were up till three in the morning. We did after party. Then we all went to a diner and then I got home and I like post the episode by the time it was all done. It was five in the morning. Woke up like a few hours later. Went to the airport, flew across the country, landed here.

We did our video thing, had dinner. And now here we are ready to, to podcast. So I don't even know the words coming out of my mouth right now. And I think all I know is that I think I just told a really uninteresting story about my to pass away for hours. Well, we actually do have interesting stories about it, but those will be on the next bonus episode. Patreon plug. Okay. So this is a perfect episode to be loopy because it's the one where Dyrinda gets drunk again.

Now, it's funny. It's funny that this is the one that we're all worried about. Like, we're all as a community like, oh, no, this is the one. that this this half have been drunk every day that we've known her you know but today it came to a head because it's a charity bethany so it's yeah what are we going to see are we going to see changes we're going to see people growing changing everything we're going to see it all the whole thing in case you don't remember what happened previously adam ran the marathon too i was like really he did because you never would have fucking known it from watching this show

Yeah, remember he finished in like three hours and Carl finished in about like 18 hours. It was like nighttime. So, yeah, we see previously on. And then we cut to Sonia. She's like arranging all her old lady decor and her townhouse. She's fussing around. We see Tinsley waiting around for Carol at a diner calling her mom. Hey, mom, guess what I'm having breakfast?

Mom, I'm at a restaurant. I'm waiting for Carol. She's like, oh, well, that's good, Tinsley. I'd just like to imagine her mom making little tiny cuts, you know, on the back of her hand every time that phone. I'm like, oh, it's Tinsley again. I imagine her mom has like a little old-fashioned dessert tray in front of her at all times, the tiny little miniature eclaires and like puff pastries and, or not puff pastries, but like, perforfeit rolls, et cetera. And she's just always like plucking things off her little, like, multi-tier dessert tracts.

tray when her daughter calls like that's nice dear that's nice yeah like one of those fancy versions of the olive garden dessert tray yeah exactly yeah just little and can fit miniature a clairs yes um so derinda is talking to lou on face time which is hilarious because luan is in a car on her way someplace and lewant's still doing a space selfie like how are you even doing a space selfie there's a roof right above your head. She's like, hello. It's me, the Lou from the Well. Oh, is that what you call it when, when you like put the FaceTime camera angle, like wave up your head, the space selfie? Yeah. We're the little girl in the well. I've been saying that a lot. Why am I obsessed with that? I don't know. But you know what? It took up a lot of my childhood worrying about that little fucking girl in

the well. Do you remember that? I mean, which one, right? It's like if there's a well, there's a well, there's a way. If there's a well there's a girl in it. If there's a well, there's a way for a girl to fall down it. It's like, that girl made the news. She fell in a well. I'm going to fall on a well too. It's like America got obsessed with falling in wells. What happened to the days of like quaint little stone walls around wells with like a bar on top and a bucket that went down since when were like wells in the farously hidden in backyards for children to fall into?

Apparently the world changed in the 80s because those little stone walls kept little girl. out of wells until the 80s. And then suddenly they're like, whips, fell in a well. So thanks a lot. Yeah, I mean, even the girl from the ring had a quaint well, you know? Like, she crawled out of like an adorable well. It was a toilet. I mean, she was a terror,

but her well was lovely. Oh, guys. Oh, 80s. I blame units. Okay. Unix. Never mind. No, it was a store in the malls in the 80s. It was terrible. Oh. Which Tensley probably knows a lot about. She seems like a unit's girl to me.

Okay. So then we have Bethany. You know what, Louis and going to be pretty Rico. I've been so excited. I got sand wine. You know, it's the mountains. It's going to be crazy. I have no idea what to expect.

Well, you know, mountains because, you know, I knew that part. It's going to be amazing. It's like, oh, good. It's a saddest, foreshadowing ever. I've rented romancing the stone three times to get ready for this. So then we see Bethany. Just like, hey, what's the matter? What's going on?

What's going on? Hey, so I got to pack up some cash right now. You got, yeah, I got, I just have like, I got like about $35,000 in cash right now here on me right now. You never know what's going to happen in Puerto Rico. I'm like, okay, memo to people in Puerto Rico next time is Bethany. She's got like thousands of dollars in cash on her. Sounds like a really smart idea. So she's got this huge pile of cash and she's telling what's the matter, which is so sad, you know, just because it's like the only one to share anything with is what's.

a matter. And I can tell you this. What's the matter does not look very excited. She's like, here I am with fucking Bethany. Who'd ever know that I'd be standing in front of $150,000 and feel annoyed? Yeah. Yeah. She's just standing there. And so Bethany tells us, you know, everyone always asks to come to Puerto Rico, you know? But Carol hasn't expressed any interest in it. She hasn't expressed any interest. I mean, she said, like, I like to go to Puerto Rico with you, but I like, I think that when she said that, she meant like, I want to just order some, like, different types of eggs all at once. Okay. And I haven't touched. Yeah, she said like she likes PR, but I don't know what that means like she likes PR.

That's why she's hanging out with Tinsley. Or she means like she likes Puerto Rico. And you know what? I'm like sick of being ignored at lunch. So like she didn't even care that I went to the bathroom. So I'm going to punish her. You know, she's not going to be going to the famine-stricken, hurricane-stricken Puerto Rico full of disease and desperation. So, you know, she's going to learn her lesson.

Ha! Ha! What's the matter? Ha! So then we cut over to Tinsley. What's the matter? Tinsley. back at that diner still and she's called her mom because like apparently when there's like

any time to spare she's going to call up dale and she's like so she's like so mom scott and his mom are coming to palm beach for christmas and dale's like um so excited excuse me miniature eclay going on my mouth right now um i'm sorry that i sounds a little slow right now i just swallowed a tiny key lime pie it's delicious and sad i don't know how to explain Tim Z. Mom, Carol's here. Carol's here, Mom. Okay, bye. Why don't they call it a pan or chocolate? It's the exact opposite of a pan in the ass. If you asked me, oh, Tins is not there anymore. Never mind. Finally, the taste of freedom.

Take the tiny dessert tray away, please. So Carol, who's, you know, now lost all of her good summers and has decided to go just straight onto the freeway of crazy old lady. walking around in her pajamas. Shows up in silk pajamas and a bathroom. Yes. She shows up like that. Isn't it chic? And so she sits down with him.

Doesn't it feel good to pay less? Expect more. Pay less. Is that pay less? No. Never boring. Every kiss begins with K. Wait, that's not.

So she comes in and she's like, she goes, I have low energy. We know, Carol. Oh, that's why I wrote that. I said Carol has low energy. You're in your pajamas. We know Carol. You're also Carol. Yeah.

I have jet lag. Yeah, I wonder how the jet feels. It's like, Jesus Christ, could you drain any more energy from me? me. They're like all of our complimentary pretzels all rolled into one, one sentient being, and it walked off in pajamas. Okay. So first I was mad at the waitress because, you know, I'd love to throw some hate on some Bravo waiters. I don't know why. Yeah. Yeah. So she comes at and she's like, oh, can I give you a walkthrough of the menu? How about no? And how about not call it a walkthrough, okay? If I need a fucking walkthrough of your menu, you're doing it wrong. Drop the menu and leave,

Are you doing like breakfast sausages? Um, Makasi style now? She's like, like a study. A study in hash browns. Yeah. She's like, the Neanderthals first shaved an egg on accident when they were trying to make a house out of a rock. So Carol's like, she ordered something that comes with three eggs. She's like, what?

She's like, many eggs are in that? She's like, well, she's like, well, it's three eggs. You can have them any style you want. She's like, any style. Um, hard boiled. Like, sure. Wait, wait.

Three hard boiled's a lot. How about two hard boiled? One scrambled. Wait, wait. One hard boiled. Two scrambled. Hey, can I have, can I have a grab bag of eggs? Like, maybe a chicken's going to come out.

Maybe one's going to be scrambled inside. make one runny on one half and then braid it on the other half can you make it like sunny side up but then like flip it over so it's over easy but only for like a second and then sunny side up again this is why i offer walkthroughs of the menu this also carol have you ever been to a diner do you know how diners work like she's she's like this is this is befuddling her this idea that you can get three eggs any style I love this. She's like, don't leave to the waiter. She's like, great. She's like, let me put those other walkthroughs on hold, ma'am, okay? Don't let the scrambled eggs touch the hard boiled eggs.

I'm like, it's not like one is a puddle of egg. They can touch. It'll be okay. And no cheese for tinsley. Also, they're all eggs. Yeah, no cheese for tinslie. And he's like, I want some avocado toast. And they're like, okay, that comes to cheese, please.

No. Although, I think it is weird to have cheese with an avocado toast. I mean, I'm not opposed to cheese and avocado together, but avocado toast, I feel like it's not a cheese experience. No, of course not. Thank you. It's a way to lie to yourself. Of course not. Of course not bad.

Come on. You, of course you're right. It's just like hard-boiled. It's just like eggs three ways, you know, it's like, obviously, Carol is just trying to wrestle with the fact that she's just left those eggs to just die. She just wants our hard-boiled eggs, that way there's a reason for why there's such a smell of sulfur around her. All the Franca.

No, Luan. So, Tils. Yeah, don't take Luan's egg story, okay? Luan has, she has cornered the market on Housewives' eggs things, okay? She is our egg, our egg lady for all the housewives. She has eggs la Frances. So you're like one hard-boiled egg with a side of scrambled. eggs they can't touch.

No. I would like an incredible edible, possibly still viable egg, please. I'm like, sorry, man. We can do two out of three. The waitress is like, okay, whether you like it or not,

you're getting a walk through. Your eggs are dead, okay? You're going to die alone. Now, do you want Adam to come back or not? Make up your fucking mind, lady. Is he going to cook the eggs? No. Working breakfast shift.

Don't worry. This isn't going to be long. I just have to say breakfast is the cheapest fucking meal ever. You don't, it's not like you make a lot of money on breakfast, you know? And it is such hard work to make all of these different fucking eggs. It's like millions of different eggs on the grill doing them different ways for assholes like Carol, who probably doesn't even eat the damn egg. I've also never honestly heard of someone going to a diner and getting a standard egg dish

and asking for the eggs to be boiled. I've like never ever heard of that yeah I haven't either but it's New York you know they've always got a back of hard boiled eggs it's probably like Gail Oprah's Gail you know you know Gail has a fridge full of hard boiled eggs

I don't know why I've always thought that but this is not the first time I've guessed that Well Gail wait why you're giving it to Oprah's Gail obviously it's a Gail Simmons moment I'm sure Gail Simmons probably Her favorite thing is egg or eggs I know but she probably never even does them right

and that's why she's so frustrated about them every time she served them, you know? My God. My God. Poor thing. Whatever she tries to boil an egg, she puts in the microwave and just explodes everywhere like a common oaf.

Bless her heart. I can't wait to hear about Scott. Oh, God. Said no one ever. Oh, my God. So Timsey's like, I've never been so excited in my life. They show the clip of her again.

Like, meh-h-h-h-hs just falling on the floor and, like, making whale-breeding sounds. Well, my favorite part is, actually, she goes, she goes, I've never had a surprise like that ever. And as she says that, the waitress arrives with her coffee cup, and she literally flinches, like, ah. Like, what doesn't surprise you? She's like, coffee! She curls up on the floor of the diner. The coffee looks terrified. Coffee is like, I'm in from Chicago.

I'm intelligentsia coffee. So Tinsley, let's see She's like Yeah, it's because Maine's gotten in a good place But like My hair is representing that right now It's just like

Are you having a Charo moment? What is happening with Tinsley this season? I'm not, I feel like so many people made fun of her little girl hair That she's like, fine, I'll be Charo now. Wait, that's not what we're asking for Yeah, in her interview hair

She has Charo hair You know when Randy Glanville had it And some of the housewives are like, Let's do a Charo now. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, it's shocking when Tinsliepour goes her iconic curl. I mean, she built her whole career on that curl. Yeah, like it was, I know it hurts to have people hate your curls, but doesn't it hurt

more to have people hate multiple hairstyles, you know? Well, that's one secret. I'll never tell. X-O-X-X-O, gossip curl. Did we do that joke? We probably did that joke already. It's hard to tell. Which one haven't we done?

I know. I'm like, hey. How many chickens does it take to putting a light bulb across the road, kids? Quiet down, Kim Richards. So, so Carol's like, So I have some news. I went on a date with someone else and he likes her. And I'm stunned.

Okay, for, I mean, Carol. You guys aren't dating. Yeah, but see how she changes it? She's like, wow. we slipped back into our relationships with boundaries. It was an unspoken-spoken agreement. I'm like, you just told us five minutes ago that you insisted that you were not going to have

another relationship with him. Yeah, exactly. So, but apparently they had, they started hooking up so much that they wound up back in relationship mode, but now he's met some other girl, and now she's like upset about it. And to make matters worse, the food arrives,

and she's like, and I got a hard one. They're like, yes, we know. We've been joking about it in the kitchen. Not touching. Yeah, she actually said, Not touching. And she's like, it's on the side, ma'am.

It's on a different plate. I didn't want it touching the sides of the plates either. I'm worried about this egg. Will anybody ever put something in this egg that makes a baby grow? Sorry that this hardwilled egg arrived a little bit late. We were all taking pictures of it and putting on it, Instagram. Some bitch asked for a hard-willed egg as one of her eggs in her egg dish. Ma'am, would you like your check? Because the egg ship has sailed.

And then there's like a clasp of watermelon. Yeah, I think Carol farts a lot because she had, she was eating dairy, watermelon, coffee. It's like she had everything that makes your stomach hate life on one way. Antitously So Carol's talking about Adam's reaction Adam was like surprised that Carol had some sort of reaction

He's like Because apparently Adam thought it was cool Carol She's like I'm not that cool I'm really not cool Carol I'm actually pretty much Uncooled Carol I'm like yeah we see

You have a separate plate For your heart boiled egg Nothing about that says cool Carol But then when she goes I'll just pretend You no longer exist That's how I'm cool I am.

And the music goes, Br-R-R-R-R-ring, to-ding, the ding, the ding, to-ding. Tinsie's like, well,

now I'm not on Team Adam anymore. And she's like, now he's Adam unworthy instead of Adam-worthy. At this point, Carol's hard-boiled egg stood up on its legs and just jumped off the table

hoping for sweet relief. It's like, I'm killing myself, flat on the floor. We then go over to Sonia's townhouse where olive oil from Popeye has arrived to basically tour the premises. Christy. She's like, it's a home and it's an investment, obviously. And Christy's the authority.

I have a lot of letting go to do. It's like, you have some makeup to do, Joel Gray. Joel Gray. Nobody stopped Sonia and been like, you look like you died five days ago. You look like you fell in Carol's hard-willed egg water. Haley Joel Osment is holding the camera. Matt, man, could you imagine if you could see ghosts and the ghosts you see is Sonia Morgan? She's like, really, guys, I've been doing these gay parties in my apartment for 20 years, 20 years.

There's Oscar Wild, there's Chimugapote. You're a ghost, Sonia. Those are ghosts, gay ghosts. FDR, I mean, he wasn't gay, but he loves an elevator. Rock Hudson, hi. Which ghost would you rather encounter Sonia Morgan or a vomiting Misha Barton? That's a question for the audience. If you were Haley Joel Osman and you wound up in the wrong townhouse, would you be more terrified of ghost Sonia Morgan or ghost Misha Barton throwing up onto the bed?

Well, Misha Barton barfing is gross, but you know Sonia, you would be just trying to fuck Haley Joel Osmond. She'd just be sitting on him, spinning on him. I can't feel you. Hey, hey little boy. You mind cleaning up this toilet? I think I dropped a blackberry in there. Silly me, always being crazy with these parties on Wednesday nights.

The girls are always saying why you have these parties. I say, I just have to have a party. But what do they know? They think French is an actor, you know. Oh, Haley. Were you going to bidet? Sorry. My delegates aren't done yet.

He's like, God damn it. Can I just clean my butt? She's just like the worst. We're haunting ghosts. She's like a nagging ghost. By the way, Haley Joel Osment hates me in real life. Okay. There's a little bit of information.

Okay, moving on. So she's like, Christy's like, no, no, for a later date. So Christy's like, this place has a provenance of parlor floor. It's a wow. It's got a lot of wow factor. And then they cut to like the hen,

you know, the obligatory housewives rooster or whatever. Exactly. And then a little statue of a pig. It's basically like the beast's mansion in Beauty and the Beast's. Just like, you just expect

that all those little objects are going to come to life and sing a song. Little chipped, little chipped porcelain teapots and things like that. But they're like warning you to leave. Yeah. Don't be our guest. Don't be our guests. Get out. Save yourself. And Sonia's like trying to over-sing them.

Be our guest. Be our guest. There's a fifth floor with a tube TV. Lou Wend found love in there and Tinsley. was in another room. Rock Hudson gave me a $5,000 gift certificate to Dingle. Be our guests, be our guests, let the fridge

do the rest. We have brown ice and we all find it very nice. Okay, so Christy's like, well, it takes a very qualified individual to even apply for this place, because this is going to be 32,000. It's going to have to be a really wealthy person

who likes chipped pigs in their life. I'm sure they're out there. Well, did you hear that Christy was sort of like, well, now, just so you know, you have all this lovely decor, but it's very much you, and you may have to scale back on a little bit. Basically, it looks like old lady trash.

So can you get this out so we can rent this place? Thanks. And then they have close-ups of all of it, which is hilarious. Sonny's like, oh my God, now I look at everything. And then it's like, me, ma-ma, ma'er, as they show, like,

the sconces falling out of the wall and the plaster, you know, chipping into the pipes or whatever. Computer number three is like... Rats, rats crawling towards the window dying of lead poisoning. Her rats have like little glasses on and they do like her counting. They're like, okay, ma'am, we got your taxes done. She's like, go, go, go, go. Lisa Ritter manages them all.

Yeah, so there's like peeling and oxidation and tears and cracks. The towel rack was the worst because that was like that greed rest. Yeah. Oh, God. Sonia, this explains so much. She's like, well, last year when my arm fell off, I called Christy and said, maybe it's time to downsize. Yeah. So now we go to Miami and Bethany is opening a whole bunch of boxes in a hotel and Dorinda's there and she's super excited.

And they're all excited because it's it's time to do charity and stuff. Yes, I have to mention that at the very last line of that Sonia scene, Christy goes, one step at a time, Sonia, and I was like, oh, God, not on the rehab episode. Okay, so Durinda and Bethany. So Durinda is like, oh, my God, we're going to get, we're going to get some Pio. I've been so excited all week. Look at my arms. I've been shooting up like crazy.

Like crazy. So, oh, God, a motorcycle just went by. Oh, God, I'm sorry about your penis. motorcycle could you get a louder fucking sound but not only that there's this like hipster across street who has this like 1982 like Oldsmobile

and it's like a shitty oldsmobile it's not even in good condition and there's a car alarm that it goes off anytime a motorcycle goes by and I'm like looking at it right now flashing like it does not need a car alarm car alarms don't do anything and fuck that car okay yeah fuck that car

and it's a New York recap so it actually makes sense Yeah. We're outside. We're still outside Sony's house. So Bethany is basically like, yeah, when the hurricane hit, like, I was the first plane. I was like before the Trump. I was there before FEMA.

I was there before actually airplanes. It was the first airplane every day come to Puerto Rico. So we got there and, you know, we got there. I was like, that's pretty cool. It was the first L rinse that ever went to Puerto Rico. I brought it. People were like, what do we do with this? Like, Porque.

And I was like, look, this is how you put together a city dresser, okay? Beware. So, yeah, so she's bringing like a whole bunch of cash cards to help the economy. We were joking about it last week, but it's still pretty cool. Well, obviously, it's pretty cool. Like, it's still pretty cool, even though we made fun of it. No, but it was really cool. They're basically giving $300.

We're all, how they? She's helping, she's helping poverty-stricken, like disaster-stricken people who have no hope. What an idiot. What an asshole. Yeah, we're great people. So what I loved is, she's like. Like, yeah, so I'm going to be giving out some cash cards because people have nothing. They have nothing.

So we're going to give out cash cards. I'm going to do that. And then it just cuts to like Tinsley and Carol getting a Manny Petty up in the Upper East side. I was like, this is pretty hilarious. Also, that, the last line of that scene was Bethany going, oh, my God, this cash bag was meant to be. Let's have a drink. It's like, oh, geez. Okay, so Tinsley and Carol.

So they're getting, yeah, Manny and Petty. And Ramona comes in. What? I don't know what Ramona is. She has a very important thing to say. She has an important announcement. Ramona is like, oh my God, sometimes I just dress for the gym, but she's front errands instead. And she's like sticking out her boobs.

She's like, hello. Whoa, this is crazy. Put on my outfit. I put my outfit on hoping maybe I'll go to the gym. But you know what? Sometimes I dress for the gym and I do all my errands all day long. I never go to the gym. So we'll see what happens.

Like Andy Cohen says, watch what happens. Is Ramona going to go to the gym? Or she's just going to hang out with a bunch of her best friends, aka Avery and Avery's friends. We're now my friends, okay? Well, Tinsley and Ramona

are really only friends because of me. I'm basically the shell that holds his eggs three ways together. I'm basically the pan that gets sprayed in the pan. Without me, the Ramona egg would just stick to the pen. Ramona, Tinsley wasn't at your event because she was surprised by her boyfriend. And Ramona's like, that is the best excuse in the world. Hey?

But what you miss is I was trying to talk to Sonia, and I don't know where her head is. And it's very difficult, okay? You just can't have a conversation. Yeah, so her boyfriend came back. No, you just can't have a conversation. conversation with Sony. Have you ever tried to talk to Sony? Yeah, she's so happy right now. Look how she's blowing. Yeah, have a conversation with it. She doesn't even listen to what you're talking about.

I just don't know where her head is. I looked under her knee. It wasn't there. I looked under her arm. Wasn't there. Where's her head? Where's your head at? Next thing I know, she's going to be on a horse to her rising Iqabod crane, okay? I told her, I'm even closer to Carol than I am to you, and she orders eggs and separate balls. That's creepy, okay? Talk about a way to stay. scare a man away. And Carol's like, well, maybe she's like alienating herself. She's like, well, of course you look like an alien Carol, but you come in peace, you know, and that's what I'm trying to tell Sonia, okay? That reminds me. I've got a phone home. Maybe Avery's there.

Avery, are you there? Did you get any Reese's pieces for me? Okay, great. Thank you. I'm going to take my bicycle through the sky to get to you. Me and Avery, we touch fingers and Reese's pieces full out of our ears. This, whoa, that reminds this one time when it was a little girl. I was walking around the woods and I found an alien. I was like, hey, little alien, get in my bicycle where you go on a little trip. And the alien's like, okay. But when you start pedaling, you can go fly up and fly against the moon.

And I was like, I'm okay with that. And then Joe DePars Smith said, no, stop it right now. I'm telling the government. And I was like, no, I'm flying away right now. And I was like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do, do do, do do, do do. do do do do do but then jodian parson smith do a stick in my bicycle fell over and the aliens came to the way i never saw it again to this day i've never seen another alien i'm sorry i'm sorry but build that wall i don't want any more aliens build the wall shut carol okay you're messing with my story

look it's all about sonia okay like sonny's just on an island she's on an island by herself I mean, who wants to be on island by themselves? By the way, Bethany's been on this island all by itself. I'm like, Bethany, phone home already. Hold on. I'm going to do some burpees. Just kidding, I'm not. I was going to. You know what the good thing about this is?

I could if I want it because I'm working for a workout clothes. I could stop whatever I'm doing at a moment's notice and just start working out because I'm already dressed for it, okay? By the way, I hear that Bethany brought to Rinda to Puerto Rico instead of you. What do you think about that, Carol? She's like, oh, oh, welcome for her. I mean, I would have gone if she had asked. I've been places like that at ABC News where I was a journalist before I read the marathon. Well, Carol, I'm not trying to rub any salt in any wounds,

especially because I have a low salt diet, hence me in my workout clothes. But honestly, I'm surprised she didn't ask you. It's almost as if Bethany doesn't like you or she likes Dorinda more. What's going on with that? If I were you, I'd be mad, huh? I mean, first, your friend had to leave the party, Henry Bendels. No, Henry Bendels, okay? I'm sorry he said it wrong.

I was so stupid. That place had the wrong trees in every place. It's not like I'm the only one messing up here, okay? But then your friend is trying to go like wallow in mud and filth without you. I mean, who does that, okay? I love that they're making it sound like it's a trip to Disneyland that Carol's meeting. I know. Exactly. Carol, you could also go down and volunteer.

You don't have to be asked. You don't have to be invited. But I've seen children in desperate situations too. Pakistan. Marathons. One time I saw this child on the street who had a hard boiled egg touching the scrambled egg. I've never cried so. hard. I was literally just going to say that. These poor children don't even have the ability to separate their hard boiled eggs from their scrambled eggs.

I said, do you want to come home with me, little boy? And he said, I'm seeing someone else. And I said, you're dead to me. So Ramona's like, well, I'm surprised she didn't invite you. And Giro goes, well, people support different ways. For example, I gave a ton of money. I mean, of course, I could probably support in better ways because I've been all around the world in dangerous areas. I've even been to Africa to go chase down poachers. Well, that's a good cause. Yeah, egg poaching is just the worst way to serve eggs. She's like, this is terrible.

It's like watching a couple get divorced or something. I would eat popcorn, but I might be at the gym any moment. And Carol's like, well, I know she's spending a lot of time with surrender. Well, that makes sense. I mean, Baskin hung out with Robin because Robin was fat, and Baskin sold ice cream. Nobody wants to be on an ice cream island. If ice cream makers did no fat people, there would only be one flavor instead of 31. Does anyone want some Reese's pieces?

Oh, my God. Okay, so Carol's Roman is like, I don't know. Maybe everyone hates you. Islands alone. E.T. There's a lack of camaraderie between Carol and Bethany. I basically look like Elliot's twin. So young.

I wouldn't stop. So Elliot and I, one thing that's great, it's been watching Elliot grow up. And basically, like, it's now become a thing where, like, Elliot, he's basically my best friend. It's like my best friend. He's a strong young man working for one of the world's best financial institutions, okay? So Carol's like, well, that's odd, but I'm not. I'm mature. So I don't care.

I'm all good. And I'm happy to support her in other ways. For example, running a marathon. So everything sucked into the vortex of this Carol's mouth. Okay. Except for a remoder who hops on her bike and sails into the New York sky. Whoa. Safe by the hair of my skinny chint chint.

Oh, me? Oh. Avery You're still not home That was a quick phone home Okay So now I'm going to just get myself out of it

My way house Okay my way house Miami It's like Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Welcome to my warehouse Just going to hear some Yanhammer Playing the Miami Vice theme song

Ditt do da da da da da Duh Dahn da da way house So she's like, oh my god, look at this, 10 million pounds. That's how much your shipping container is cold. That's a lot of pounds. So Michael, her business partner, her charity business partner, is showing Dorenda around. And Dorenda's just like basically trying to drink everything that's like.

Dorenda's like tipping a shipping container up. Like, yeah, I was dry. She has that one up. You're just going to disappoint people. She has a giant welt on her head because she drunkenly ambled into a high. lie match. And I started playing the cross. And I was like, hey, you can sport.

And then they threw a ball at my head at 85 miles an hour. She's snorting little tiny tubes of toothpaste out of the shipping containers. She's wearing a Don Johnson blazer just for no reason. She's like, I'm ready to sell some crimes. It's like, listen to yet, kid. Give me the Puerto Rico. I can feel it coming in here tonight. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Okay. This is like, Brayda says to the 80s, basically. We just can go through every 80s reference.

They don't have to make any kind of sense. So Bethany is showing everyone around, I think it's Bethanyi is showing everyone around the warehouse. She's like, oh, yeah. So look, look, look over that. Like, you just read the sign. Like, look, camping, paper towels, water, staples. Exit.

That's the exit. Margaritas. Skinny girl jeans. Choose. What's the matter? What's going on? Are you going to shake the exit sign? Maybe they'll learn how to get out.

No. That's saying. Yeah, it's nailed to the wall. Oh, okay. Can I drink that? No. No, do you know, no one here knows what I'm doing. It's like, you know, no one here knows what I'm doing. It's like I'm doing so much. Nobody even knows what I'm doing. You know, like I have to drink a glass of vodka before bed every night because it's like I'm sitting there on my phone. You know, and children don't have ventilated. Like, what are you going to do? Put the phone down. Like, is the child going to breathe if I put my phone down? Cut to Victoria Dilliseps. Yes, this wine tastes wonderful. Thank you so much. It's like the most. It's like the most. It's like the most. hilarious thing and Luann just Luann walks in dressed as like a casual Mrs. Claus. Hi.

Yeah, she's waving at people. She's like, hello, hello, Bricklayer. Yeah. Bonjour bookmaker. Hello, bonjour. I wish I knew the lyrics to that song. Bonjour, Dragon Slayer had another rough one, eh? Ha ha!

Would you believe it, girls? It's time to have one. with my daughter. I'm getting along with her. She's almost like my best friend, but not in every way, in a Victoria way. You know, when I was with Tom, I was just so busy being a wife and trying to make things my own that I really didn't see my children. But it turns out that Victoria took that time to not comb her hair and here she is having lunch with me. And Victoria's telling the waiter, can I have some ice as well? Remind me never to bring you to France. It's just not elegant.

So yeah, so she's like, so Victoria, you look sexy. What's this for? You have a new man in your life? She's like, yeah, there's a guy at the coffee shop is my buddy. I think we're going to bow in tonight. Oh, that's wonderful. Wonderful. Coffee.

Are you old enough to have coffee now? Have you grown boobies? Does that happen? What did that happen? What did that happen? Now, where is your sister? My brother, mom. Oh, right, right.

You know, are we still on for a taco Tuesday tonight? No. That's good because I didn't buy any hard shells. Well, I would have seen you more if you'd ever bother to stop by a sushi samba. Bada-da-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-samba. That's my big hit over there. Sorry, I've been going over my pages. California roll.

All the leaves are brown. Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry. All the rice is brown. And the sushi's gray. I just think of the last thing I've seen and I was at Sony's house. Can you imagine brown rice? So basically they're like, oh, look at us.

Mother and a daughter, just both adults talking about Tom. Victoria's like, well, he seemed dead inside. She's like, oh, oh, well. Fortunately, he was alive on the outside, and that's what counts. And by alive on the outside, I mean, also dead. So weekend of Tommy's. In respect, why did I have to get married? That crazy.

What a crazy thing. I liked when Victoria was asking Luan, they were just talking about like the penthouse because the way, I'm looking for new house now. And looking for something, you know, sprightly and nice and charming. And so Victoria's like, did you ever feel at home in that penthouse? And Louan's like, well, I tried to make it home, but you can only do so much. And they just got to this random shot of her, like wiping down the bar, being like, hey, Aston. Little dog, come over here. We've made a home for ourselves, haven't we?

You are the cutest kitty cat I think I've ever seen. Hit it, boys. Cute kitty, cute kitty cat, why you have to bark? Hey, little pussycat. Um, so... What's new, pussy cat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're a dog. Oh, well, if I'd had it my way, I would have had fluffy white pillows and fidelity.

as in the bank I wanted an account if it was in the bank and Tom just wouldn't allow it I love Tom but why did I have to get married someone should do a movie about that so

Lee's like yeah she goes in retrospect but I have to get married and Victoria goes yeah four months that was really fast mom she's like well to me that's how it works get in quickly get out quickly your father's sperm arrived

two weeks before I even met him And that was before the internet. But let me tell you something in Victoria. I don't regret a thing. I regret nothing. Jeuner revien pas. I mean, you know, something in French. I don't regret anything.

And so then Victoria's like, well, apparently he has a new girlfriend and Luann's like, oh, well, that's fine. It's fine. I only want him to be happy with whatever slut. He found. Time goes on, in goes out, quick in and out. As long as there's crapes. That's what I always say, boys. She's like falling apart at the seams.

Victoria's like, God, it's really good to see you, Mom. People should hug more. Let's hug. She's like, oh. There was just... Do you have a bar that needs wiping down anybody? Bookmaker, Dragon Slayer, anybody? There just was so much suffering and insecurity

in our marriage. Oh, so many seconds it lasted. I thought it was a lifetime. Oh, hugs. Hugs. Hugs, Victoria. Hugs. Hugs for mother. Okay, so now we are in Puerto Rico. No, Miami. Miami. Oh, yeah, we're in Miami still. Sorry. Katsuya. Speaking of sushi samba, we're a Katsuya, and Miami, I'm sorry, Bethany and Durinda walk into this restaurant. And we already you know that Dorenda is drunk because she goes, hey, oh. She's like, hey, baby, nice to meet you. I've been drinking without you. Sorry, I'm in Lilliot.

I've been drinking. I've been drinking. Junk in love. This group is core. This is a core group. It's a very, very core group. Apples? No, core.

Take math. Ramona dresses in the work out clothes. And sometimes she works out. Nice to be a good thing you haven't heard about. Hey, nice to meet you. Sorry, I haven't yet. All right. Oma.

Yay. Yay. Omar. I'll have a Coca-Cola. I was like, uh-oh. I've never heard that come out of her mouth. We are in real trouble. Yes.

Hey. Hey. Hey. We're bringing him back on G5, right? We'll bring Omar back in G5. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

going on in a G5 and some people were like, is there enough room for your luggage on that thing? I'm telling you our friends. Yeah. I like, yeah, I'm really sure this room where the luggage is in the G5. It's a G5. They don't call it G5 and nothing.

They call it PJ. They call it PJ. Well, we're not doing crisis kids tomorrow, all right? I've got tons of money. I'm not leaving it in anybody's hands. All right? So we got 125K and 30 people. So we're going to do a lot of bockin. All right? A lot of walking. That's doing amazing, right?

He's amazing, right? I told her, Phileen, for you to open a basement and make an international success, it's something I never thought like to see happen. That's not me. That was Phileas basement. It's close, man. Oh, I said, you know what, T.J. You shouldn't be T.J. men.

You should be T.J. Max. Because you just give everything. You give your whole heart. That's a discount. You know what I said? I said, if I had a penny for every single time, but J.C. Chase sang a beautiful note within sync. I will have

so many pennies. I was like, you should just be called J.C. Penny. And that's what he became. J.C. pennies. It's like, you know what she's gotten right. When I saw those ships, they're cargo ships. That's big. I was like, this is big time. This is big. This is like,

this is boats. They float. Everything's about connecting. It's about connecting. So, yeah, so Bethany is sitting there. She has, like, these are, like, the main people at her charity. And they're, like, all probably either, like, do-gooders or wealthy people. But they're just important to this cause. And Dorinda is now just babbling.

Yeah, she's just going crazy. And I don't know what's worse because she's babbling. Everyone knows she's drunk. And they're all giving her that awkward look. Like, oh, God, she's wasting. Especially that girl at the table. There's that one girl at the table who's like, hmm, hmm. Like, if this were turned into a movie, she'd be played by Britney Snow.

Who? It's like, hmm. And Dorinda's like, yellow tail. I thought that was racist these days, but I'll eat it. Hey, hand me one of those shop chicks, huh? What sort of fish has a tail? Oh, I guess they all have a tail, don't they? Who doesn't have a tail?

I'm right? So how does your connection? You know what? There's no glamour here. It's really groundwork. I read this groundwork. It's collecting. How do you guys connect four?

Does you connect four? Now let's get more You know, it's like Tic-Tac Chow, but it's like one more So it's like an extra layer And Bethany's like Ah, is this not to go off the rails by 7 p.m.? This is beyond belief

So then the guy starts going into the spiel You know, like he's, I don't know Trying to say to Puerto Rico or something Yeah, Puerto Rico, relief, whatever And Dorend is listening And she's just trying to hold her chopsticks Did you notice this? Yeah, the chopsticks

She could not hold her chopsticks It was so sad That should be like a test they give you a drunk driving. Pick up a piece of yellow tail with chopsticks. She's picking, like, fried onions off of the platter with her fingers and just, like, pour them into her mouth. Like, I'm missing. I'm listening.

And then the guy's going over all the stuff they've done. And he's like, yeah, and, you know, Haiti. And there was a tent city that we helped with. And she's like, how weird this is a question of Haiti, right? Magnets. How do they work? You know what is the means to women's. We have only do great stuff for things.

And it's like, it's got to be done for the home front, am I right? Because doesn't the home front have the ability to have that happen? You think it's the hard to construct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's trying to sound smart, but she's just basically stabbing a plate with sticks. Well, you know, that poor lady is just nodding her head at her.

And some other guys talking about cholera. So this guy, Michael, I think his name is Michael. He's like, well, we've had a lot of progress with Haiti. you know, we've had, we've sent some kids to school ever since then. So we've had, they've gotten, sent some kids to college. And she goes, that's not what I'm asking. Okay. I'm not asking about that.

Do you think there's constructive act? Like, do you actually have construction paper? Do you have construction paper, different colors, you know? You have construction option for an ability is the same. And he's like, what I'm saying is we've sent kids to college. She goes, you know, I don't think kids and Haiti are going to college. Okay. Kids are in college.

We keep going to college, boy, hey. We need learning college, hey. And he's like, uh, well, that was seven. Yeah, she was, now she's, she was giving an attitude. Because she wasn't being like, oh, he's the couch. She was going like, uh, I don't think kids and people in Haiti are going at college. Yeah, she's starting a fight now. And he's like, well, that was seven and a half years ago.

So now they are of college age. And she goes, oh, can I live in college, yeah? And she's like, uh, he would know. Okay. Like, he's, uh, been there like 90 times. Like, he knows. And she goes, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

You don't do that. You don't stay clif in it so I can need any, me, me, any, me, any, me, any, me, my, mighty mow my hands. Staps herself from my hands. Hey, is that Ramona up in the sky there? Oh, my gosh. So then it just starts getting sad. Yeah, because then, because now Bethany is like, because the rinders like, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

I'm saying. And Bethany's like, what do you try, what, what's going on? What are you trying to do? And she's like, I'm saying, hey, he's in bad place. I'm saying, listen, my husband did. He was part of Haiti and Costa Rica for years, which doesn't really make sense. But that's my source to get sad because you're like, oh, this is tapping into some Richard shit right now. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, but, you know, I know it happened for a long time and it's not perfect, but you don't, you don't just give up and let people die.

And she's like, they can't get it for years with Richard. Yes, he needs. Some money. Let don't make it out of here. I told you to bring your exit sign. Okay. Don't tell me I can tell you. She's like, you know what, then don't come.

You don't want me to come? No, not really. I'm fine. I won't come. Done. I'm done. I'm fine. I'm excited to do this.

Look at my arms. And I knew you do this best. And I'm done. I'm done. You always ruin everything. And then she's like walking into the kitchen. Oh, my. Yes.

Yeah. And everyone was just like staring and watching her. She's like, you always ruin everything. You ruin everything. I was so happy. I was so happy. You always ruined everything. It's a shit show.

Whatever. I'm like. as she again, as you said, walks into the kitchen. So then I just assume, I mean, because it's like you're cringing and you're laughing, but then it's also sad. You're like, oh my God, this is crazy. You know, this is at 7 o'clock. And she's having a whole scene in front of Bethany's, you know, her core people.

So I thought Bethany was going to just lose her shit. But she was actually like very like, she was sort of like even keeled about it. And she's sort of explained to everyone. She's like, you know what? She's actually a great person. But, you know, she's just like, you know, she's been through some hard stuff. She's having a weird night. She's just trying.

She's bringing up some stuff. And that's all. But like, Omar, we're going to have a great time tomorrow. We can have a great time. And you see Omar and he's like, um, I'm not so sure about that. Yeah. And I think it made it sadder because, like you said, you're expecting Bethany to just be a villain at this point and just like kick somebody when they're down. That's what I was expecting.

And she didn't. And so I was like, oh, God, now I'd get worse. Well, because she was like, listen, she probably's already beating herself up about what she just did. She probably feels like shit. She's going through it right now. I guarantee she'll be fine. She'll be back tomorrow. Don't worry about it.

Which was like a surprisingly like thoughtful response. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, it was. So yeah, because she's, you know, doing her like, I'm Bethany. It's like compassion. You know, my first feeling is compassion. Compassion. Yeah.

So, and I just wrote, wow, nice, Bethany. Which I don't think I've ever, like, written that in an honest way ever. and this makes me very uncomfortable on these shows when I like feel real things so I was like I'm gonna stop watching the show right now and then Sonia comes on

and she she's trying to clean her house and breaking glasses and she's shoving palm fronds into her closet I was like what why are she where these palm fronts

come from and why is she putting them in the closet I mean hilarious and then she's like oh so I don't need a stranger coming here seeing all of my things. I mean, I've got pills, vitamins, prescriptions, lotions, vibrations, filers, pills, lotions, pills. God, there's a lot of pills.

There's a lot of pills here. She's like, the last thing I need is for any of this to be on camera. I'm like, you've had cameras in here for the past nine years. You have one now. This is like the least of the disasters we've ever seen. Yeah. So Travis, the photographer, shows up with Christy or see, whatever her name is. Oh, my God, enjoying a little smoky smoke, are we?

No, and not at all. I'm cleaning up pills and vibrators. I could really hear your door that time. It was like, it was like, whee. I'm sorry, I was feeling things. Okay. So Sonia, it's sort of interesting. Sonia was basically saying, like, you know,

ever since I've decided to put my house up for rent, I've had to look at it through, like, prospective renter's eyes, and everything just looks dirty and old. I just looks the way, like, it probably looks to everyone, except for me, and now it's just like, shit. It's kind of amazing. It was a big breakthrough moment. Yeah, it's like when Norman Bates isn't the only one in the house anymore and other people see what it really looks like.

Like Mother's dead and everything's like really old and like hasn't been touched in years, you know, but in his mind it's like glorious. Yeah. So so then like the photographer gets there and they're still like moving stuff around. And so he's just like babbling about Frenchie to the photographer. She's like, well, my girlfriend said he's an. actor. I mean, I don't know why they're so concerned with whom I'm dating. Who are you dating? I was like, he's here to take a photo of you. Why are you talking about Frenchie to him and what they're saying about Frenchie? Well, she's not being subtle. She's like, oh my God, I look terrible.

Look at me. And he's like, well, I think you look. Right, Batch. And she's like, oh, Travis, thank you. You too, Travis. You too. It's like, this is, this is, I'm trying to decide which scene is sadder at this point. At this point, I'm just like, maybe it's because I'm watching this in the morning because I wanted to jump out that window in Chicago. That's where I was watching it. I couldn't go to sleep. And I was like, I'm just going to jump. Yeah. Well, yeah, the sad part was that

she couldn't figure out that he was gay. And she was like, oh, he is cute. He's cute. Oh, and married. Story of my life. Oh, if only he weren't married, he could have been mine. I'm like, not quite. So she's like, they're cleaning up still and there, they go outside. And she, she like, points to, like, some

poop that's on like a little pedestal. I was like, oh, that's a dog poop. I put it on the stool from my house. My housekeeper to pick up. Why did you, you were already holding it? Why didn't you just throw it away yourself? I mean, why did you put it down to find someone else to pick up? Are you trying to sell this place?

Like, are you really trying to have people pay money to stay here and you're showing shit on a pedestal? Come on. You literally put poop on a pedestal. Literally. Well, Bravo's been doing it for years. That's true. So, Travis takes a picture.

The pictures were actually great. I was like, this guy. Yeah, he was. I was like, are you available for headshots? Seriously. So, so then Sonia gives him as a gift a cup from Ramona. She's like, she's like, here, it is from Ramona. Give it to your wife.

She'll love it. He's like, girl, my wife, I'm married to a man. She's like, what? Well, no, I think better. Yeah, she's like, thank God. Now we can party together and I can make out with your husband. Not you because I'm still attracted to you. Are you bisexual?

If I buy you something, will that get you sexual? My grandmother used to say that to me. Like, what? Please, let's leave this scene. Please. Please. Can we do something more fun? Oh, good.

Puerto Rico. So we now have Bethany with her, like, she's lugging out $125,000 worth of cash cards. She's lugging it out of her hotel. And she's like, this is what $125,000 feels like. This is what it feels like. I'm like, you are in. public and you're about to get robbed. So then Dorinda comes out in her, you know, hashtag, it's a crisis, whatever it says.

And Duranda's like, yeah, well, I feel badly. You didn't have a good night. It was a long night. I was anxious, but it is what it is. I'm all about the new day. It's like, uh-oh. Well, nice of you to say that. Yeah.

So Duranda's like, so basically, how you doing? They're on this plane, and she's like, I feel badly for her. It's not my place. I'm no doctor. I just know it's not okay. All right. I'm going to do it. When she's locked in this play, we can't leave.

Yeah, exactly. So when did the pretzels come about? Well, before the pretzels, let's talk about this. So when you drink, you had this thing where, like, you sort of go to a 16 out of a 10. Yeah. And, like, I was raised in the household. That's good, right? What score.

Score. Durinda's winning. Six points extra credit. All right. One cash card for Durinda. Let's play again. I'm good at this. This is my kind of.

I love this game. Cash plane. Okay. Yeah, so she's like, all right. What I mean is, you, like, treat me worse than Romona, okay? And, like, Romano, like, once called me a pickle and then tried to throw tuna on me and tell me I'm still inedible. Okay? Like, no one's ever treated me this bad, okay? And I cut you slack because, I mean, you're drunk. And then there's a pause while Durinda's like, who is my prize? Are you still playing the game? Because I don't get, I don't get this part. This doesn't make sense to me anymore. So, um, so Drenna's like, well, you know, what I didn't. I can't not eat early and then drink. I should have gone to bed here last night.

And then Bethany's like, yeah, but it was like seven o'clock. You can't go sleep. I was like, well, yeah, I shouldn't, I shouldn't drink it for us. She's like, well, how about you don't drink at all? Like, you know, when you drink, you get mean. Like, like, what's the matter? Like, what's going on? What's happening?

She's like, yeah, Bethany. What can I do for you? Yeah, my cup. Go back to your hole. All right, ma'am. I'm just imagining her sending What's a matter what's going on to AA. It's like,

I'm Wossa M, and this is Wossa G. Hey, I'm Wata M. Bethany looks great. My name is Bethany looks great today. Hi, Wausa M. That's my impersonation of her at a group.

It's all stuff. It's great. Great comedy here. So Durinda's like, now she wants to apologize. You don't have to apologize. Yeah, I have to. I have to. I have to.

So Bethany's like, well, I guess I'm scared of you. I'm scared of it. Like, as if Bethany, the most terrifying person on this cast is scared of Durinda. Although, to be fair, last season when Durinda got drunk, she started playing with a knife so much, she stabbed herself and didn't even realize. So that is pretty scary. Yeah. And so Duranda's like, I'm not like, I just use it as an excuse for bad behavior, which doesn't. make it sound much better, you know?

And she tells us, you know, Bethany likes to label people, and it's not fair. And one night doesn't make a person. And that's true. But it breaks a person. One night can break a person. Yeah, exactly. And this is breaking me. So can we like cheer it up here?

Can we just have the, like, Dyrinda admits she's an alcoholic and then everything's okay from now on, scene? I don't think so. So instead, it actually goes to a really, sad place because basically Bethany is like you know you've been talking about Richard a lot and she's like

you know like with Sonia we always say that Sonia is always kind of like living in the past or etc. She's a different language but she's living in the past and you're kind of doing that the same. You're talking about Richard a lot and basically what they start to surmise is that seeing Dennis, Bethany's

Dennis triggered something in Durinda because Dennis was bald like Richard Richard, and I guess Dorenda hasn't seen a ballperson in a long time. And she reminded her of Richard, and ever since then, it's been sort of like pulling all this stuff out of her. And it was really sad hearing her talk. She was talking about how, you know, she was in this relationship that she really thought was going to last forever. And, you know, it's like the life that she has now is not the one that she expected. And now she's like, she thought she was moving forward, but she's regressing.

And it's like, that's like all very, very weighty, sad stuff. Yeah, and she's crying, you know, which I don't. like to see Dorinda crying. Oh, I love Durinda. So then I'm crying, which I really don't like seeing me crying because, girl, you want to talk about projecting. I'll bring in shit from the fifth grade and just be upset with that, you know, like I'm the worst, like once I let myself feel something. So she's crying, I'm crying. Bethany's like, bah, you can do it again. You know, it's a defense mechanism. It's an alone cocoon. It's like, I love being collected. It's like, have you, is considered exploring dating people that aren't, like, disgusting dry cleaners that are like trying

to dry help everything they see. Like when I go into abyss of loneliness, you know? At least with him, I have like a mound of flesh to climb every morning. It's like, I'm still making it up the mountain, kid, you know? And then she goes, which this is the thought every single person has when, or every person has when they're like, do I dump this ass or do I die alone? You know, because she goes, yeah, if I die, like, I can't give you. If I die here, is anyone going to find me? You know, like I need one of those necklaces.

Like, I follow it in. can't kill up. Like, what are they going to smell me before they find me? She goes, I fell down on a ladder the other day and I hit my head. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What happened? She fell up a ladder.

I would love to see her into falling off a ladder. I want to know what she was also doing. They're probably repairing the damage to the walls that Ramona did in the Berkshires. But it was sad because it was talking about John. She was trying to patch back up a wall. But, like, they were talking about John and like how maybe John it's maybe this isn't true love it's just someone that she can she can be in a relationship with so she's not lonely

but someone that she doesn't have to like really dive into so that way she doesn't have to go down the like get potentially hurt again down down the way and you know durenda was really bearing her soul saying how she really misses not having someone to have her back like the way she did with richard and like and how the person like who she was when she met john which is only about six months after Richard died may not be the same person today and maybe that person that she is today may need a different partner than John and she's saying how like she doesn't know why she doesn't commit to John and she's like she both misses the companionship and is also totally afraid of doing it again. I was like, Derinda, you're breaking my heart. This is like so heart wrenching. It was so sad. I wanted

to hug her. What made me so much sadder is that Bethany, because the way that this has been edited together or maybe it's just what I project from past Bethany scenes because Bethany really does put you on a roller coaster where one minute she's like the hero of the show and the next minute she's the villain and she'll switch back and forth 30 times but the past couple of years she's stayed pretty heavily in the villain lane you know she's been yeah she's had a lot of and she's been going through her own stuff or whatever but I think what made me even sadder was when the editing wasn't the real thing and Bethany turned yes she does say is she's still

bethany she's like you're drunk But she then turns around and she's actually a good friend and talks her through it and like forgives her and just like gets to the helps her get to the bottom of it, you know? Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's so oddly touching. Yeah. The Bethany wasn't an asshole, you know. Well, this is like Bethany, classic Bethany, because we forget this is what Bethany was always like in the first few seasons. Yeah.

So it was so sad. I felt things, which really makes me resent the show. So Lord only knows the tailspin I'm going to be taking the next few days. but here we are we'll get through it together yeah and so that brings us to the end of watch what crappins we will be back uh tomorrow for a little southern charm yes we'll do some southern charm touch on some southern charm new hollands and um yeah go uh go to watchwrappins dot com to get your merchandise to get tickets to our live shows we have a bunch we have a bunch that are already happening this summer and we have

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