Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem to be very positive. What did you think about the premiere? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real Housewives of Kitchen Island, which is a parody of Real Housewives in New York, which is what we're recapping tonight. And joining me is the one and only the most hilarious man I know. It's Ronnie Caram from the Rose Prick Spatueros podcast. What's up Ronnie? Hi everybody. Welcome to the LoL.

Hello, LoL. Hi, I'm Ronnie. I'm the U.S. writer over there. Now remember, no one talked when we were talking otherwise we'll throw you out. Just kidding. Yeah. We're doing to be a huge part over there. Now remember, no one talked when we were talking. Otherwise, we'll throw you out. Just kidding. Yeah. We are doing our live show. This is our live show.

We were supposed to go to Orlando and Charleston this weekend. And we were going to recap Summer House and the Roni Premier. But the world had different plans. So we've brought our live show here to live streaming. And we're doing it right now live on L.P.T.Y. And by the way, if you are watching this stream on Patreon and you want to comment, if you just click through to YouTube, you can leave your comments there. Like, we already have 25 comments. People are already going nuts, okay? So this is going to be a very, very fun time. We're really excited for it. So thank you all for tuning in to this live Roni recap.

Yeah. Hi. Welcome. Hi. What a day. Okay. The world just gives us so many gifts. And today it was real house us New York. Wow. Wow. What the world is. Great fucking show. We really need every housewives show needs to be like this. Where a conversation a party is like oh, I've been a jail. Oh you two what for oh beating up a cop me too I know by the way I'm like adjusting my microphone. So if you're like creeks and it sounds like a ghost is coming down a staircase That's just my microphone coming into position. Sorry. It's not scary It's a it's the ghost of Bethany Frankel coming to haunt this podcast. Yeah.

Or Carol Radsamal. Ha! It's the ghost of Radzie Past. Marathon ghost. I hope that just runs around the block constantly. It starts haunting you at midnight but doesn't stop for six more hours. It's like very easy to outrun it. It's like, I think there was a ghost in the living room.

So I ran out of the house and it's still, I think, oh, it's at the door and it's, it's stopped. It's hands are on its knees. It's panting literally the slowest trot we've ever seen from a ghost. Is that marathon ghost? It's like, we have time to call, we do have time to call ghost busters and for them to actually take a flight across the country to get rid of this ghost. Oh my God, wait, that ghost is stopping the marathon run.

Now she is recovering a couch for a year. Wait a second, is that ghost writing some sort of vegan cookbook? Hey, consider that ghost to get off the counter. That's not for ghosts. They keep showing Adam's chopped, which I still haven't watched yet, but I know that they're showing it because everybody posts like, oh my god, Adam's on chopped. And everyone else is like, we know already. We're gonna get all bitchy, but I still have not seen his sexy salad episode of chopped. I need to see that.

I haven't seen it either. I didn't even know that that it was like a thing. You don't know. So I think yeah, I want to see Alex going to tell you just deal with Adam's bull shit for about you with her no no lies. She's like, he's like, so what we have here today is we have three radishes on a bed of parsley that's been lightly sauteed with cilantro. Like the ingredients were like bubble gum, a piece of leather and some heat bar. Literally none of that was vegan.

I don't think the each has said so never mind. He wouldn't cook it. No, that was vegan, I don't think that you just said so never mind he wouldn't cook it Sexy radishes though I've been buying watermelon radishes and then I've served them I serve you know, we're Lebanese so every time you come over you get hummus and great Plei it's like the same shit over and over the weed that's like our food and so when it's my night for people to come over Oh, what those the days There's always like a huge thing of my hummus out with kind of have a hair on my microphone.

Sorry, everybody. I thought you guys had a hair on your hummus. And anyway, you know, a bunch of them are gluten-free and stuff. And so I make watermelon radish chips to eat them with, which is basically sliced watermelon radish, but they're so beautiful. And every time I think of them,

I think sexy radish. Adam. Radishes will never be the same. One of my favorite new cookbook authors is Allison Roman and she loves radishes. She's always talking about radishes and I want to be there with her for it, but all I can think about is Adam. Adam. Yeah. God, I lost his dick pic too.

I think it's on my behalf. It might be on my old computer. Don't send it to me. I don't need that back in my life. I need people to trim their pubic hair. I think it might be on my old computer. Don't send it to me. I love that back in my life. I need people to trim their pubic hair. That's it. I'm sorry. I know everybody doesn't have to do it, but if you're going to send out dick pics, don't just send it out like your penis is starring in the musical hair.

Okay. I want. I don't want your moon is in the seventh house. Okay. No. Um, so anyway, the point of the story is this, Roni is back and there was of course all this discussion could still be funny, would it still be good without Bethany. I mean, it's something that we never entertained because we always have had faith in the show,

but I think without a doubt, it was pretty clear. The show is doing just fine and we'll do do just fine right. Yeah, I hope Bethany was at home cutting herself on her inner thighs over the the fucking mistake that she made because that was dumb. I mean, this may have worked out for you the first time when you quit and then it was just like mamas and Carol and Aviva and those ladies it took a while for them to get back on their feet, but this is not 1927 or whenever the hell that that season happened. This is 2020 biatch and these ladies are not going to just take this lying down. They came out swinging and Leah is fantastic.

I don't know where they found her. I have a feeling it's stat myelin, even though she says Chelsea, but I lived in stat myelin and that girl is definitely a stat myland grocery store girl. Like a girl that you would see at the grocery store in stat myland. I don't know. I mean, she's definitely giving me born and raised and born and raised him and had neuroses.

I'm also getting some weird Kelly Benson own vibes, not like in terms of that she's a wacko doodle like that, but just how Kelly also was sort of like this hit mom who had a daughter named C, and they were just kind of like cool together, and I kind of feel like we're getting back to that kind of vibe with Leah. I don't know yet, I like her though.

I like that she's not gonna take anybody's shit. I liked that I had excitement to see what she was gonna say. Like when Durrind started popping off on Tensley, I liked that I was like, ooh, I feel like Lea's about to say or do something because that's, well, we're gonna get to all of it. We get to look at that. I liked that she's like a modern woman,

but when they show pictures of her when she was young, she looked like she was on board walking prior. Like it's like 1920 during the prohibition. And she has like no makeup, it still looks like she was on boardwalk empire. Like it's like 1920 during the prohibition. And she has like no makeup. It still like should look really pure. And like her family could only eat potatoes. You know, there's like, I like people who look like they're from the olden days.

And they maybe knew that version of Steve Buscemi. Cause that was like the best version of Steve Buscemi that's ever been was on boardwalk empire. Yeah, I like that. I like that. She could look like she was had like a low role. I've never seen boardwalk empire. I knew Steve Busceem, but I see what you're saying. Like she looks like she could be going back to her home and she has like a fussy mom who wants her to rise in like the social

the social ladder. Her mom might be like Brenda Blethin or something like that. Yeah, she's just like a puritanical look, you know, like a bold look to your, um, okay, so who cares? So here's the point. It starts off because Bethany quit this season. I think everybody had been shooting already, right? They had already started shooting. I think so for already in shooting and, uh, that it just started and Bethany just comes out like and quits basically. Yeah.

And Bravo basically gives her a fuck you, not that they won't have her back, but it's basically a fuck you. They start this premiere in a way that I don't think they've ever done for any other Bravo show where someone has quit the show with that they got their own special montage at the top. And basically, we see this, the very first shot is this image of Central Park from above. It's like morbid and dark, kind of like like ooh, who got killed in Central Park today, you know, but then, and then we just hear a voice go, what?

And then it's Luan sitting on a bench, looking at her phone, going, this is ridiculous, they didn't even write up my cabaret. And that's the liquid. Luan's hair looks amazing long. Love it. Beautiful. Stunning, I'm jealous. I had no idea that it could grow that long and be so pretty, so healthy.

I mean, is that what not drinking does to a person? I don't believe they stopped drinking, so I don't think that that's true. Is that what drinking does? I think it's what living in a roundhouse does, you know, around half. Because you never reach a corner and you never stop moving. And so you just like, you just naturally burn off a never reach a corner you never stop moving and so you just like you just Naturally burn off a lot of calories before you realize I have literally been walking in circles Yeah, there's a nice wave always in your hair

She may have been yelling at candy crush that was a candy king that was a candy game. Why didn't go away? Yeah, we got gotta be kidding me. Yeah, my phone out of your mouth Hey John come over here. Oh, yeah, he just stepped in a bed trap knew that was gonna happen didn't even say anything And then Sonia's on her like sad little tiny balcony, you know, it's as big as a folding chair Which I know is still very fancy. It's come up a circle and stuff, but I'm sorry that's so sad go back to your leaky house Would my brothers being a house that smells like dirty underwear and like wet armpits like just go back there It's better for its own. She's like, I mean this is huge. This is as huge as this apartment is small. It is just massive Intense is like, um, she never said anything about being back

massive and Tins is like, um, she never said anything about being bad, not coming back. And Ramona's like, nope what? She meets the FU, SORRY, K, and SORRY, FU, right? S- And the producer asks Ramona, like, hey, so what do you think about it? She's like, you know, you know what? I get annoyed even having to acknowledge, okay, it's so stupid. I'm sorry, sorry, it's stupid.

Well, we feel like crazy little bit. Probably because you're drunk and it's 1130 in the morning. I want to cry. Yeah, Durrinda's like putting on her giant joy Bayhark glasses to try to read the news. So she's like, what is this? There's a murder in Parsipini. Oh, Bethany left the show. Wait, which show? Durinda's vision is like my camera right now. What is happening with my camera? I just totally blur my camera. Sorry. Is that you John Owing?

No, it's potatoes for dinner. Come on camera. Did you did you get close to your to the lens? I don't know here. I'll learn mine in solidarity Yeah, sorry, okay anybody I can't I can't blur in solidarity. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm just like you know what? When you're ageless you can't get alert. Hey Hey, John's back Hey, you bit. No.

I'm imagining Durrindo looking at. I'm not. I know. I'm a matter of pretending to talk about, but you know what? You're right. I am. He's saying it. John actually I should be so lucky to turn him to John.

He's like, he's, he's like psychic. He knew COVID was coming. He just lost that. He got his COVID 20 off. He looks great. Okay, so Tarenda is like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like,

and then Eclipse of Bethany, just, you know, Eclipse of Bethany basically, literally getting a rascist at one point. Yeah, and then Sonia, we go back to Sonia and she's, she's like, yeah, I feel abandoned all over again. I mean, my daughter just went off to college yesterday and now I don't have Bethany And so on yet we go back to Sohnia and she's just like, yeah, I feel abandoned all over again.

I mean, my daughter just went off to college yesterday and now I don't have Bethany and my favorite rat just died. So I don't even know what to do with myself. Yeah. God, almost like if you broke your back and you were stuck in your house, but then your spouse wouldn't come back from San Trope on your credit cards because she was parting too much. I wouldn't take care of you. Oh,

sorry, Simu's past. Oh, sorry, the Ghost of Charyl just haunted the podcast briefly. Wow, I'm here. So yeah, your friendly neighborhood ghost is here to pay attention to you. Ceremonis like, you know what? I think we're gonna be better without it. There. I said it. Everyone's going to be freer in the spirit, like with me. I don't know. She's going to come per to me and my ear. I'm just going to try and claw my eyes out. Talking about cats.

Cats. That's what cats do. Now and forever. Except for Bethany. She's more like now and gone. Okay. Sorry. So then the way I go, I just, I can't believe, I can't even believe this.

I mean, here I was bound to announce I'm doing another show and here goes Bethany just quitting and stealing my thunder How dare she how could you this to me to me Lewand the most natural one of all of the poses like everyone else is at least like going about their life Lewand's like, oh, I'm gonna stand in front of the lake in Central Park. Yeah. Do you have this shot yet? I'm like, just keeps cutting back to her in that shot. So the producer asks Lou how she's gonna feel

and she goes, hmm. Hmm. Hmm. This is how Lou are inside. Yeah. Yeah. Carol had just, had just gathered enough life force to be reencarded.

She's like, here it is. I can be a human again. And we're like, no, she sucked it all in. I feel alive. So then we see a montage of Bethany screaming at Luann over the years, which is like, you're a sick alpha cabaret. You're a sicko. Get them. You're a sick alpha cabaret! You're sick of your dumb!

You're a horrible person! That was the last part of the whole thing. You're a horrible person! Give us back! You're a hypocrite! You're a fucked literally every way! And then it comes back here, and she's like, Well, it's really hard for me to say that I'll miss her that much, but as I say on Broadway, the must- must-go on without you. That is exactly how Lou Ann would say the show must-go on. The show, what's the line? What's the line about the show going on?

Show goes on, that's it. Show goes on. So then we're drama muse. Oh, did you write down their um, I certainly did because the So the old tagline, right? Yeah, the taglines so here I'll start you want me I can just copy and paste them for you I got it. I got my good friend Wikipedia over here. Help them me out now. Let me just scroll down here wiki wiki The newest housewife wiki pdf oh she thinks she's great because she has a website so the first who she likes to show him a deal right so the first one is Dorenda and she is literally yelling her tagline like she's not only yelling she's like in a different room she's like yeah but you She's like in a different room. She's like

Yeah, but you know what but I'm never wrong never wrong Who's number two because they're rating these are putting these in order of how they're rating them Which is not really helpful for a live show. So thanks a lot screen rant helpful for a live show. So thanks a lot, screen rant. So yeah, so next I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand. I'm like, we're going back to lifestyle brand. I thought that was dead. But and then we go to Ramona. Whoa, I don't need to find love. I love myself. Hi. The fuck are you? What kind of tagline is that?

Who let Ramona Singer come out with that tagline? That's horrible. Yeah, and how does she, like, first of all, it's not rhyming, which has been like her thing lately, right? Like, over the past few years, like, like a fine wine and get better with time, Kai. She's just like, but also, she's saying, I don't need to find love. I love myself, and then her very first scene of the show is her crying about how she's alone and wants a companion.

Well, if you can call that crying, that was scary. I was like, someone cover her. She looked like one of the ladies in those choking videos. Like she's so ridiculous, remind me. She's like thrashing around like she's drowning, you know? Okay, so who is next? Leah's next. Oh, Leah's, I like Leah's. I thought Leah's Leo's the best. She's like I may float like a butterfly

But I think like a bitch. Yeah, that was good. I like that. That's a really strong like debut line Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah, Tinsley is next and hers is like about as sad as you expect a Tinsley line Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping mine's the exception. Mmm. Tinsley is just needed to be my-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- little girl. And finally is Luan. Raise the curtains lower the lights. I'm taking center stage in my life. I was like, what are you telling a story to a child at the end of the day? Like, what is, what are you, where are you rhyming like that? I know there was a lot of like, there was a whole arc to her line. I was very surprised. Also, there's, there's thigap and then there's what's happening with Lewand.

Okay, I'm going to, can I show the picture? Let me screen it. Yeah, go, go give it a shot. Let me share my screen. I'm going to share. I'm going to take a sip of my bellies on the rocks. Okay, so this is Lewand. Look at these legs.

This is not thigap. There could be a third leg in there. It's like she got her legs taken off and then had them put back on Really far apart. It doesn't even look right. It's like this leg. You know what is it's like those games I remember when I was a kid I remember that it'd be those books where they had like three flaps and you could like Flip through the different flaps and like you could like mash someone's head with their body with like someone else's legs And I was like that when you're a kid.'s like the funniest thing it's like it's a lady but with a businessman's torso and a lion's feet

Yeah, that's because that's some creepy shit in the way I'm get eat something okay so we're drama music yes and we see a correction van and I'm like oh we have the trouble again and it was a lua and scene which I love I love the editors on this show Yeah, we're at the New York County criminal court and we're outside this courthouse and we see Luan Exiting with Sonia and she has the most dramatic just off probation walk she walks out the door and she's like Hold the applause hold your applause everyone. Stop. Coffee man, who I know, whatever your name is, stop clapping for me.

Stop. Oh yes. And they hug way too long. She's like, finally, it's over. And Sonia's like, well, I don't feel great. That was scary, because poor Sonia has to be traumatized by every experience that Luanne has. It's like, luanne has to go to fucking a a sonia has to go to a and get traumatized like she's still probably not past that then luanne

has to go to court so sonia has to get to court she's like what the hell what are you saying things are okay people live like this i mean it was terrible the the judge didn't even do a magic trick. So Niroito, that's Nightcore. Come on, Shoez. Here comes one right now. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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to be there there's just so bored it was a term it was after it was a meltdown after the wind dragged her to an a meeting she's like people are cars or you people have to go and buy their own groceries and walk on sidewalks and hold things. Yeah, she was like understanding humanity for a moment. What is the brand T? So he has a huge diaper bag with a T with a circle around it. What is that brand? I don't know. Maybe it's like, ory birch. Like the, it's like the rip off Tory birch you get on Canal Street. I'm looking. Nope. It's not showing up here. It must be nothing. Oh, I got this in San Trope. That's what the T stands for in the O with the O part of Trope. Is it first? I was like, oh, so I'm just dressing poor for court because she had

like a simple little dress on. But then she had this big diaper bag. I was just very confused. Maybe it was just anyway. It could have just been a diaper bag. She found it in the courthouse. I love going to court. I find the best things. And like you said, they were hugging for so long

and they just, you see these people coming out of the courthouse and their faces are blurred. They're like, we don't want any part of it. And they just look at them like, who are these two crazy old white ladies? I think we're house. No, I'm like, oh, I'm a kiss the ground, but it's so mad. It's not like the good cement up in Hudson. No, no, this is, this is that gross.

Core house cement. Anyway, there's my coffee guy. He knows me. He knows my music. Hey, coffee guy. I see him every week. And he's like, I thought you were finnishing. It's like, what, finish today?

It's finally over. The whole ordeal has been going on two years now. Colloties. It's finally all over. So you will now address me as Countess Dillaceps, instead of Lou. Thank you. I'm no longer a prisoner of the system.

Whoever you are. So, Lou Ann's new thing. She's like, what people can't understand is, I just couldn't be present because I have all this going on on my mind. And my mind was doing this in my mind. It was running around. It's like someone's lifted bricks off of my head. That's kind of your big, brix, because I have a huge head. That's going to be your thing this season. Like I just had so much. I'm sorry I ran over that homeless person into, was that me? I have no idea. It's so much on my mind. I mean, isn't it terrible what happens when the government makes you stop drinking?

You just pick up a monster. It's not my fault. The court says. And Lea's like, my kids, my kids tell me mom, who cares what other people think we care about you. Now please stop trying to sell our house on Craigslist and getting into fights with cops. And I just like that because like in two in about two minutes, Louis, I'm going to have a drink and be like, I was never in alcohol. I got moderated and good spine. Yes, it's like me with the Oreos that I got back in the other room.

I'm like, I'm just gonna have one, just one. I mean, look, I, I know my summer house recap earlier today was a little off, but it's only because I was thinking about how the Oreos I couldn't have, but now that I can have them, everything's fine, it's fine, not an alcoholic, not an Oreo holic. Not me, I'm not into my all at all. I'm like I'm a food addict a pig and a monster Well, it tastes delicious. Oh, yeah, I love it. Corona Corona is time for everyone to become a food monster It is all allowed so Sonya is talking about like well, you know, you know, it's you know these 10 past two years I mean you really you hit rock bottom and the man's like,

I hit bottom so I could rise again. Hit it, boys. I'm rising like a Phoenix, Arizona. We'll be playing someday in the future. Rising. But you went MIA. Well, thank you for the compliment. I mean, MIA is huge.

No. I mean, you ignored us. You were treating us like we were your fans. And she's like, I wasn't. How dare you, Sunya Rita? She gets all offended. You mean treating you like, excellently, like I do every single fan giving you the time and attention

that you deserve, like the best fans in the world. Yes, I was doing that to my good friends. And Sunya's like, I mean, how can she forget how she treated us? She threw a tantrum about the fish room. We see the fat tantrum. to my good friends. And so, and you're like, I mean, how can she forget how she treated us? She threw a tantrum about the fish room. We see the fat tantrum. Oh, a lot of nerve you've got putting me in the fish room.

She threw a tantrum. Then she dumps me after that meeting when I'm all shook up. And then we see her like looking at her own poster and floor it up. Oh, it's me. Will you take this picture of me in front of me? Amazing. And then she didn't bring back the truffle fries. Now that's the real Mr. Meanor.

Is it possible that Luanne is simply joked from a rest of development? Is that possible? Is that possible that Sonya is just taking air filters and wearing them as dresses? It's just pointless. What? Is it possible that Sonya is just taking air filters and wearing them as dresses at this point? What? Why does Sonya always look like she's been toilet paper in testimonials?

How many fluffy dresses can there be? What are you hiding under there? Well, I find out that if you just go to Valley Village, California, you stand around long enough they'll throw T.P. on you. So they're just talking just talking you know the way I'm like you don't understand but at least understand as my friend and Stand by me Stop I want my son you read it back Let's go back to son you read

Make it my way to Sonya Ritaville. So they hug and Sonya's like, I'll be there for you, but I just want you to understand and know that I'm there for you. OK. And they have this big long hug. And so while they're hugging, Sonya starts eating her bagel from behind his back.

She's like, this is a really meaningful moment, but I do need some carbs right now. I found this on the floor, and I'm afraid it'll get stale soon. So let's go to a backs in gym. Yeah. Now this is who you should learn boxing from. A huge fat old guy with no arms, so it looks like he's never been boxing in his life.

What the hell was that? Yeah, he walks. He's just like, he walks like, like, this is like a guy who has been thrown, it looks like he's been thrown around a wrestling ring for many years of his life And he just is like he's walking around He has like if you ever thought about hey, what would a boxing trainer from New York sound like it's this guy Marvin Yeah, he sounds like a community theater version of New York. He's like yeah theater version of New York. He's like, hey, move like I pro. What's your name man? What you doing?

Yeah, seriously, so Tinsley walks in to this box, which is already hilarious that Tinsley's coming in and she walks in and Leah is there boxing with this guy, Marvin and Marvin, like, hello, yeah, get in the, come on, get in here. And Tinsley's giving us the update on her life. She's like, oh, long this summer has been really been about me. I moved it. I moved on from Scott and I developed my lash line. And then I went to China and came back with two little girls strawberry and short cake. Wow, why would you name? You rescue your dogs from China, a place that that they eat dogs and then name them after food?

What the fuck is that? You know like here's my dog sandwich and subway, okay? Like this is the least of antiprompt story you probably went to Vanderprompats and rescue those little fuckers and now you're naming them after edible things I don't like that. She probably only went to like flushing queens. I went to China Like no tinsley just because you crossed a bridge not meeting went to China And also tinsley's growing on like finally I'm taking a moment about me Notice like she's finally spoke to one too many Like oh this finally talk about me. I like, when has it not been all about you? What are you talking about?

Do you remember when you dressed up like a little doll and like sat in the hoop and the circus, you were literally in the center of the ring with your mom watching and hugging you afterwards? How has it ever been about anything other than you? Yeah. So she's meeting Leah. We meet Leah, uh, immediately like Leah. She looks like, she looks like kind of,

I think like a psychic a long time ago saw Leah and told the casting people cast a girl who looks just like this. And they were like, okay, and they found Heather and thought, okay, we're casting her because she looks kind of like Heather to me with a younger version of Heather. And it was just like the wrong, kind of the wrong one.

She came along later. You know, it's like it's not perfect. That's not a tough talent. What I like about Leah is that she gives off a vibe of a repressed rage, which is really important on a show like this. Like she might snap at any moment. Like she sort of clenches her jaw when she speaks.

Like her mouth does not move very much. She just sort of talks like this. Like she just has years of anger. That's just like, you're ready to spew forth. Yeah. Um, so they're, you know, chatting. They just met like two months ago or whatever after casting, which is, which is fine.

I don't need people to like be friends since they were like in kindergarten. Yeah, that's right. Okay, it didn't work for shots. It's time to go in time. So, tinsley, so tinsley gets in the ring and this guy Marvin and she starts taking off her hoops And she's like, um, he realized that these hoops are like my signature

So I'm losing a little part of me by taking them off sir and Marvin's like and nobody gives a fuck Nobody gives a fuck So they start sprawling or whatever By the way, tinsley can only, Tinsley, you're not allowed to keep coming up with new signature items every single season. Okay, you had your curl, now you have the hoops. Well, there was something else, like a baby doll thing, whatever. Like, enough, you can only have one signature thing, right?

That's what makes the signature. No? No. Can you do as many signature things as you want? Tinsley, you just do you, Tancy. It's finally about you, Tancy. It's true. But also it's like her things are so basic that like hoops are your thing. Really? It's like, oh, look at me. shirts. They're my thing. Well, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Water. My drink water. It's part of my thing. Okay. And cups are kind of my thing? Water, my drink water.

And cups are kind of my thing too, so it's sort of like the whole experience. Yeah, why are you still in my thing? 20 kids at the water fountain. So, um, so then, so yeah, so she spars with Bruce and she's actually pretty good. And, uh, and then afterwards Bruce goes away And so now that's Martin you're seeing Bruce is the new guy she's dating so where are brie's is kind of my thing Bruce is kind of like my new signature boyfriend So as I after talking like after they the sparring she sits down with Leah and they start talking about like let's know

the sparring, she sits down with Leah and they start talking about like, let's know. Um, can I take a moment in this live show? I have something very important to announce. And we save special things for live shows. So I have to announce this. I just want to say that Raquel from Vanderpump rules is my hero just because of the screenshot and it's going to be come desk ground, my desk growth background. Show it. This is the most amazing shot.

Doesn't this just say everything about Raquel? Look, look, there she is. She looks like she's doing her like her monologue in a play that was never published. Doesn't she have like the cutest stupid face ever? Connid just love her. I'm such a huge fan. She's basically acting out her one woman version of, are you there, God, it's me, Raquel.

Yeah, it's kind of like if she was doing the 40-year-old version kind of poster, you know, that's a style of it. It's just she's just so fucking cute. I love her. She is cute. I love it when she does check off. She looks great. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay, back to the show.

So, I love a good recovery. That was wonderful. So, so they're talking and Tinsley's, so she's, so she's, first of all, one thing that's very awkward about this and sort of hilarious, it's kind of got that Kelly Dodd effect where in the beginning of Orange County,

Kelly Dodd was hot and heavy with his doctor that she had already broken up with in real life. So Anna's already had already been engaged, she like Rick Levinthal. So in this case, we know that Tinsley is with Scott and engaged. So here she is talking to Leah and she's start saying things like, yeah, so I'm like, I started dating a guy and his name is Bruce. I have to be honest, I don't really like the name. Don't really like him either.

You're not really a real person to be honest. He's basically a flat family who came to me. But anyway, so we're dating. I love when people say I don't love the name. Like fuck you. Like you name Jesus. I'm sure he's really thrilled with the name Tinsley. Because that's what everybody wants.

Like here's my girlfriend named after a shit you throw on a Christmas tree. Well, I guess that's Tinsley, well, that's pretty she probably was like Probably like road testing some like celebrity couple names. She's like twos Bringsley You know Bruce Lee Bruce Lee

It doesn't work as a couple of me Pinous Bruce and Lee doesn't work as a couple of me. No. Pinnos, pinos, pinos, pinos, pinos, pinos. Pinnos, pinos. Yeah, pinos. Yeah, you're right. You have to have a good couple of things. But it's better than that. She does that thing more.

She's like, I'm so excited right now. It's not about me just like being totally in love, but just not totally in love. It's like,'s like okay you know I'm just kind of like oh here we are just me in the sky this is great and that means you're settling hi welcome welcome the world of satellite okay to your state congrats on having lukewarm feelings for your your boyfriend so she's's talking about, because Bruce has kids, and basically tinsley reveals that she is every stepmom and every romcom or like the other woman in every single one. She's like, yeah, he has kids and like, guess

what? Like if you talk to kids like dogs, it like really works out. That's what I do. And I'm like, I don't know if it's sadder that you were talking to your dogs, like kids or you're talking to the kids, like dogs. But either way, Sandra Bullock's gonna come around and you're gonna be out of the picture soon. Yeah. I should say, this might be the best way to have children. Like, you know, you're just like, go outside

and then you can just leave them and send them back when you're done with them. And then, you know, for someone who's like, finally, it's all about me. It's like, can we let the new girl talk? Because this is the same shit, basically, from you. I want to air for the new girl. Yeah.

So it moves to the, yeah. And it's essentially like, so last time we chatted, you had a boyfriend. And it goes, yeah, we went to France and on the way home, I was like, what's up with your divorce? And he was like, and's up with your divorce? And he was like, and he said the divorce is on hold. And I was like, my pussy's on hold too. That shit is hilarious.

Yeah. And then we see like a flashback of Leah hanging out with Tinsley, because then he's like, she'll say whatever comes out of her mouth. And then like, it was basically a two weeks ago saying, yeah, so I stayed in, did laundry and masturbator for the first time in two months. It's great. And she's like, yeah, you know,

like I just love my apartment and I love my daughter. I'm in a place where I just need my museloops right now. And then it's like coming up and it's your mama going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And then it's like coming up and it's your moment of going. Oh my God, we're already getting a remote. It seemed like this already. Oh, gold. So when we come back from break, we're at the Rindus apartment. And then I wrote, I wrote Andy and AirPods, LOL.

It is. Well, it's Andy at home. I'm here. Um, here. We're gording. Don't know what a microphone is. Okay, sorry, cut-job, babe. Go, go, go. I've caught you off about 15 times in the past 30 seconds, so don't worry. Or goes around, comes around, such as life.

Such as life. On your face, am I right? It's like, okay, Lea. Calm down. Hey, insecurity. Remember, if people people act up you can kick them out Just to give that live show vibe So Durinda so we're at Durinda's apartment. So we hear the telltale sound of of John Hey, baby How you doing baby

How you doing baby? Second baby, be a cooking class. I'm getting a cooking class. Good job, good job. That's the line. How's your day? How do you sit out? So basically, what we find out is that Durinda broke a rib. And how did she break her rib?

We had you know, she was having a dinner party and then like, Karish and Kressy was there and I was like, hey, can you show me some of the moves when you were dancing with the potatoes? And he's like, sure, so he's like flying me across the stairs. I fell off here and nodding, bouncing to a limousine, woke up the next day and here I am, no more rib. Hahaha. Hahaha. Of course it's a Dorinda starter season going. Hey can you believe that? Give me a rib.

Hahaha. How good is my rib? How deep is my rib? Yeah. So she's like, you know what's that cockney? You become more deep. You turn and he's like, yeah. And I stepped it up.

So yeah, I'm having this memory, thank you, guys. And it was just, and it was cool. And like, similarly, that's pretty contempt. I'm coffee right now.

Pretty, really, pretty. Familiarity breeds contempt. And so does distance. And so does like, just like medium contact. I just really hate John, but he gets me pleats. So then we see, so now that's okay. I was like, oh, I just breathed in my face.

You had an amazing Durrindam monologue and you know, that, when you do have an amazing Durrindam monologue, there's not a lot of oxygen intake. So I get, yeah, it brings a lot of spit to the forefront of my mouth and then we move on and I just start breathing it back in. Yeah.

So anyway, so Dorenda is showing John how to make lasagna, which looks delicious, but John is being a total clud in the kitchen, he's like, okay, okay, we'll do this. And he like takes like a spoonful of ricotta and like drops ricotta over the floor, and he's like, yeah, he's like, sorry, whoops, whoops, whoops. And she's just watching, like, oh god, what a mess.

And like the climax. I can't be good, can't be. It's not as yangy, not the fluoza. Okay, so. So, so, so, so, so basically it culminates with like, there's just like lots of stuff happening and ultimately John there's like a there's a big metal tray that had been in the oven and John picks it up with both of his hands and he just like drops it he's like now that was hot now that was

hot and she goes yeah I knew you were going to do it but I did happen. You know what? I speak one language dark? I speak one language. Dark. And he speaks one language. Get. No matter how much I buck with him, go grab the bin. The cats really grabbed the bin. Like, that was a really long way.

Cats don't have a possible thumbs to read that. Cats are from Venus and I'm from Alvichins and I'm here to tell you something. I said, Hey, Carson, Chris, a year that cats always stand in the paws. I said, hey, costume-crested, you hear that cat's always standing at the pause. He said, yes, I said, take this cat and you threw it over the terrace. And guess what? It died. It landed on my back. You mean, can you feel them?

They certainly woke up in the reproach. And to this day, five of us still hasn't seen his family. So they sit down and eat this. God awful. I'm sure it's terrible. Is on his for for for is on you. I'm also starving. I just ate a loaf of bread before I watch this.

So I was like, everything's terrible. Now I've already been I'm like a snake. You just ate a goat like I don't I don't need more until morning. So anyway, to rendernda's like, did you hear it? Is the way that's so basic, right? And John's like, you look, it happens to a million people all over the world.

I don't know why it's such a big deal with her. It's like, I do like to be understand. I don't even think she's not a holly. I think she's just got that. Like, yeah. By the way, sorry, I feel like you're about to say something. I don't wanna say something. No, just that's my general look to like Dorenda pretending

like none of that happened. Like all the last season, it's like all just a fever dream. Yeah, by the way, I also really loved, I wish we did have the video But it's all it's so fresh, but when Durinda said did you hear the winds off of probation? She says that and immediately stuffs like an entire head of lettuce into her mouth like I've never seen such a big amount Of lettuce going to someone's mouth while they were talking Okay, that's what's good about that Caesar salad lettuce. Um, that romaine, like when it's like, you know, when it served in like the big stock of it, it's like the whole wheat. Oh, and you just pick it up and just shove it down your

fan. Crane just like falls down. So the point is, I got real sexual. I did. We're talking about food and eating too much. Yeah. Okay. Whoa. So. Can we... That is like... I'm literally salivating. I don't even have to salivating. Salivating? I'm salivating.

Yeah, I'm salivating. It's not the lettuce. It's the dressing, you know, on the cream and the butter. I really want to have salad tonight. Guys, I'm totally going to have salad tonight. Tonight? Tonight is over. It's done. We're going to bed salad tonight guys. I'm totally gonna have soju. Tonight tonight is over. It's done. We're going to bed when this is over. No, well this cuz I'm on still in California time. I have to have dinner. That's why I'm also probably a lunatic tonight because I'm starving Anyway, so now we go over to T-Bar. Okay, which I guess is the new butiq I don't remember was this the same place She went to last year with T-Bar with the new butiq right? I

I don't remember was this the same place you went to last year with T-Bar with the new butique, right? I don't know, but I do know this Ramona is Pretending that she's gonna cast her own show now because Bethany's gone So Ramona just gonna bring on all sorts of her friends that she's like been telling for years Do you know what you should be on the show? Okay? You should be on come on this show. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm okay with it because like her pure her people are Come on this show, okay, I'm sorry. I'm okay with it because like her, her people are hilarious. So Ramona shows up like she's trying to be like norm. She's like, she probably walked in that door three times,

waiting for someone to say, Ramona. So she comes and says, whoa, sorry, I'm a little late, okay. Hey, it's Maria and Missy, my two gal pals. Glad we have this UPN sitcom together called My Girlfriends, it's the Ramona version of Girlfriends. So, like, would you like a drink or a muna? She's like, yeah, I would like a model, big club, soda, I would climb on the side of it, soda on the side of that,

then a donkey over there called Borough Borough, then straw on top of the donkey, then I would eat put that on the muddle vodka Then I want you to put the mint from over here on the muddle vodka then into the donkey and then say well, hey Just order fucking vodka soda Ramona seriously and when she does eventually get it that glass has it looks like a palm tree Made of lime wedges. There are so many limes in there just like filling up that glass Yeah, let's ignore this. I want 90 many limes in there just like filling up that glass. Yeah, like I want 90 limes, you know. And also I like that people when she came up with her drink,

the Robona or whatever, everyone's like Ramona. It's a vodka soda. So now she's like, muddled with mint. Okay. So it's a vodka mojito now. Like, yes. So then a guy walks over and she's like, whoa, it's my new David, my building. He's like, hi, Mitch Modell. And I was like, oh my god, it has finally happened. What are my father's friends has shown up on real-ass class? No, no, no. Totally. Whenever your father's friend. No, it's literally my father's friend. It's literally your father's friend. I was like, I was like, wait, that name Mitch Modell sounds, I had like a like a Vietnam flashback to my childhood. I was like, that name sounds familiar.

So I texted my dad. I was like, do you know who Mitch Modell is? Mitch Modell, does that name sound familiar? And my dad's like, yes. And I said, oh, he made a cameo appearance on Real Housewives of New York. And he goes, well, he's a very decent guy. So there, Mitch Modell, a very decent guy. So there, Mitchell

Modell, a very decent guy. Dude, this guy came on and I was like, that is totally one of Mr. Maddof's friends. A hundred percent. He was totally like Mr. Bernstein. Yeah. He totally has Mr. Bernstein. No, it is a hundred% true. Mr. Bernstein is like my dad's best friend. This is totally true, because he made like my dad's jokes, basically, because he's there, he's like, hello, hello, how are you? And then while everyone's greeting,

everyone's like talking to him, this woman Elise comes in, who I think is gonna be the new friend of the season. And she comes in and she's like talking to him, this woman Elise comes in who I think is gonna be the new friend of of the season and she comes in and she's like Are you ladies ready? It's needed in need of a brunette anyone anyone which may have been a dig at Bethany by the way. Oh Oh Yeah, but I think this girl probably says that word for she goes probably it's like one of those girls

She's like I'm brunette and that's what makes me different It's like one of those girls, she's like, I'm Brunette and that's what makes me different. She's like, what? It's my personality. Yeah, I'm Brunette. That's my thing. Yeah. So then Mitchell's like, hey, you guys know my wife, right? Huh? My wife, Robin? She made me into a millionaire.

Trouble is, I started as a billionaire. Ah! That's my dad. Trouble is I started as a billionaire That's my dad that's I'm sure that joke I Would not be surprised if my dad tells that joke on Passover and I'm like I know where you got that joke dad On our virtual Passover Yes, so Ramona is telling us, I had a bad bit of summer, okay? I sold my condo and even though I bought a new apartment on the Upper East Side, I spent like most of my time in the Hamptons, okay? And then it cuts to Ramona dancing. Like doing her thing where she's doing her like left and right, that's sort of like a variant on the Macarena.

She's like, what is Macarena? Okay. But it's like stolen from her Instagram, you know, where she's just doing it by herself. She's like doing Alisa Rina, but Ramona style. It's like Carcadish or Kee like, whoa. I'm on Talk Talk. Okay. Whoa. Talk Talk. I'm in a talk talk. I'm fucking hilarious. God, the show so remonna start talking and by the way I feel like what's getting lost in the mix here is that we do have Missy amongst us, which is great Missy and Maria well, Marissa we know Missy, but this is our first time meeting Maria So Maria already I'm like I need more and more Maria So

It's a remonna is our talking about her new apartment. She like, whoa, I have a crazy anecdote that will appeal only to me, okay? I've been in my new apartment for like two months and during that time, I've really been in for seven nights. I think that, I think that like one of the reasons why I'm running, I think it's because of escapism, okay? You know, it's like the big popular thing, they got all these escapism rooms everywhere, okay? And in my mind, I think I'm this youngster, but I'm not, because guess what? I just said the word youngster, so I guess I'm 60. Whoa! So you know what?

When you're 60, you need a plan, and I wake up at the department, just nobody? Next, well, Coco's next. She's not a man, okay? She's a dog, she's a little girl, she's not a man, okay? It's a dog, it's a little girl, it's not a man, right? And then one of her friends, I don't know which one it is yet, I can't tell.

But her friends, like, I don't want you to feel bad about not having a man. I want you to feel good about being alone. She's like, I don't want to be alone anymore. Okay, I'm scared. I don't want to feel like this. I want to feel like this. I want to me. Hold and stop me. Hold me.

What? Wait. Oh. Oh. Sorry, sorry. She's like her face is red. She is thinking like if I just like squeeze hard enough I can just get the tears going She is literally about to recite 90s R&B lyrics, okay? She's like I just want to me someone to love Someone to hold

Someone to want someone to be with me in a free okay How is nobody coming up behind her and giving her the hind leg like she looks like she's fucking dying in the middle of Worked yourself into a historical for sure. She's the face. She her colors. Her face is the color of my shirt right now It's like I'm wearing Ramona pink Ramona cry Cry pink but nothing's coming out of her mouth and she's squinting so hard just trying to get something to come out. Oh my God, that was so good. Normally it would be a very sad moment where you're like, oh, this poor woman's depressed,

but instead it's kind of like the best thing that ever happened to us. Yeah, so, and I was asking Ben before this, I was like, do I have a bruise here, which I do, by the way? And I was thinking, how do I give myself a black guy? Like, we just saw. I was just like punching myself in the face all day. So, uh, Ramona's like trying to cry. And stupid, Brunette, lady's like, listen, life is like a Julia Roberts movie.

Go on a vacation, fuck some randoms and eat some pasta. Everything's gonna work out. Everyone's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and Mitchell comes up for what's his name Mitch Mitchell. Yeah Mitchell comes up behind her and he's like you have too many friends. I'm your neighbor. You know what's a good day. A day that you wake up. All right. Are you standing up? That's good. We've stand vertical day. Yeah. Vertical. It's a good day. Seeing her as an example, it's a bad day. The Agno like got nothing for you. Okay. Marie and then there's a woman Maria out of nowhere. She's been sitting there slowly getting drunk,

but she hasn't activated yet, and she's just sitting there like this, and she's like, you call her a horizontal a bad day? You call it a bad day? He says her horizontal is a bad day. You know what that means? The horizontal, like sex, like sex.

Like sex. By the way, I'm not acting like Maria. I'm caught up entangled in my cables right now. Well, Maria is a blonde lady, right? She's another blonde lady, right? She looks like Ramona and she acts like Ramona. She has the same like squinty thing as Ramona. She's like Ramona's little twin or whatever.

So I hope she's, so she's the one you said was gonna probably be a friend of. No, I think Elise is the friend of because remember when we did the trailer breakdown, sorry, I literally like, it was as if every cable in my, it's like every cable in my bedroom swarmed my chair, like little snakes, they were like, they're talking about our leader.

I was like, but that just got like all tangled up, it was crazy. I was like, I was like, excuse me, I'm trying to do like my very first Maria impersonation, cables, stop this. So, excuse me, I'm trying to do like my very first Maria impersonation cables. Stop this. So, yeah, so I think Elise's, because Elise was in the trailer a lot, but it almost seems like maybe Elise and Maria will all be friends and I'm okay, why can't we have more than one friend of? Let's have like a little cabal of Ramona

friends. Yeah, just in cases, you know. Yeah a bunch of just in cases just in case Leah can't work out And Sonya can't come up with anything to do again, so Speaking of Leah is walking down the street with her kid Kier Kier Kier is 12 Yeah, you're 12 and you're not supposed to come for 12 years old and you know what? I'm not gonna come for you. This is more about your parents. This is more about your parents because they're the ones who named you Oh, you name your baby Keir. I'm gonna hide on the desk right now. I'm hiding on the desk This is not good because Leah is gonna like throw something through the internet and hit us in the head Yeah, you're watching this. We was busy making Mary did the mob clothes. Whatever the fuck that is. Okay. We are busy

Well, um, so Leah's walking with Kier through the street and they're going to someplace called like Grand Azeez Cafe. And now we start to hear more about Lea is that she's from New York City and she had a clothing line called Mary to the mob which I think was really popular in the arts or something like that.

And so she and her daughter go in and they order flatbreads and ice coffee and stuff. And then they sort of sit down. Just one of those people like from New York and people are from New York. They're like, New York is the best city in the world. I was born in New York. I grew up in New York.

I have walked the streets of New York. I take subways in New York. I started a business in New York. I have air conditioning in New York, I take subways in New York. I started a business in New York. I have air conditioning in New York. Okay. Okay, we get it. We get it. I love theographical pride, but okay, real it. She's also one of these moms who thinks she's the only one who has a bond with her daughter. She's like, I don't know any other mother daughters who have what we have. We're like best friends for mother daughter. We're like soulmates. Whoa! Excuse me, excuse me, it's called Ramonan, Evry, best friend daughter, sister's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you get, take that from me, okay? I just want to be out. I want to be loved,

but I want to be a, I want to be wanted, okay? Okay? It's like Ramonan, it's not your scene anymore. We're not just mother daughter. We are like best friends. We're soulmates. We're life partners. We are bagel maker and cream cheese supplier. What I'm trying to say is I have the mentality of a 12 year old, okay? A base year 12 year old. Yeah.

So it's like, so listen, I know you're starting seventh grade soon honey and her kids like I hear seventh grade is the worst It's because here's my advice try hard be your best and don't let little bitches fuck with you, right? Here's like okay Okay, so now we find out like yours dad is someone in Rob and that they split up when Cure was two and That it's gonna be one of these other things where but we see each other three days of the week and we go grocery shopping I'm like, uh-oh, we got one of these storylines coming our way again also the rob that a gay dad dentist storyline yet because I'm totally into that Wait is Rob gay is Rob gay? I don't know, I only judge people on their pictures

because you know, I'm that kind of person, but they showed his picture and he was like, I'm not like, oh my God, a gay dentist, I'm in. I was anticipating like a full on Robin and Wondick's in situation, or who is the other one? There's no, there's someone else who is like that too Oh Dolores and Frank I was like do we have to do another one of these where we're gonna have five years of Andy saying so

Judy from Judy town wants to know have you banged yet? You get implants Leo you want to get implants? Well, I get implants one of bang him you want to back. What are you guys gonna get together? Huh? Why are you ready to commit to implants? Just talking about it. I don't know, but I did like that she was saying. Leah's like, I'm scared that she goes, well, when I was your age, kids were really mean to me. And Kiki goes, yeah, but mom said you were mean and that you were a horrible child.

And she goes, yeah, well grandma's going to get a raspy. you were mean and that you were a horrible child. And she goes, yeah, well grandma's gonna get a raspy. I was, yeah. And Leah tells a story about, she's saying like, yeah, I went on my first date when I was 13 and basically I like sat with this guy on a bench in the West Village and then he like kissed me. And it was like a vacuum.

It was like suction on my face. It was just like a giant, it was like an eel, a moray eel, chomping my face. It was disgusting. And then he kissed someone else and it was even worse. Ew, who does that? And Geer is like, I wanna go home. I don't wanna cool mom.

Have you ever met a cool mom whose kid's like, yeah, I have a cool mom. No, they're like, I have a fucking cool mom. I know. No, it means that. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of cool moms, we know. No, it means that. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of cool moms, we now go to Sonia's apartment. Speaking of squatter moms who won't fucking leave your apartment.

Seriously. So Sonia's hold up and this is her daughter's apartment, right? Yes, and we only know that from one of our really good friends who's a really popular housewife named Sashomadiyah. But yeah, Sashomadiyah says that this is her daughter's house and she's totally squatting there pretending it's her and I believe Sashaw. She's is her daughter's name Quincy. I don't know, but he was a very talented musician. I'll take that. Love just works. Still to listen to it all the time.

Well, no, because it's kept on saying like Quincy's bedroom and I was like, who's Quincy? It was a very talented musician. I'll take you that. Love just works. Still do. Listen to it all the time. Well, no, because it's kept on saying like Quincy's bedroom. And I was like, who's Quincy? As her daughter, her daughter's not named Quincy guys, is it? Maybe. Maybe. You know, like, she's a Morgan.

It would not be surprising if like, you know, the Morgan's probably go back like 5,000 years. And it's like, well, Quincy was named after John Quincy Adams. So naturally, it was a good friend of her. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great. But how do we not know Sonia's daughter's name? What kind of fucking brothel recapers are we? We need to turn in our badge.

That's right. We don't have one. So while you look that up, Quincy has to be if they put it there. They kept saying Quincy's bedroom and there were just like pictures and they were just shit everywhere. Why isn't that right? It's Quincy's bedroom. And they were just like pictures and they were just shit everywhere. Why isn't that right? It's Quincy Adams Morgan. Wow. That's her name.

Quincy Adams. A boy. Wow. She's gorgeous. Wow. She is a beautiful stunning girl. Should I show her here? She looks like she's so over her mom. Let's see Quincy Adams Morgan.

I'm just so funny to like go all the like it's. I feel like people who name their kids after presidents you go for the ones like Lincoln or Washington you know but like and I know that John Quincy Adams was a very important president I just it's like oh Polk. She's gorgeous and she's like why are you taking my picture with this idiot? She's like, I'm literally named Quincy Adams Morgan, please. I have to live with this. At least that wasn't James Monroe Morgan.

Yeah, she's a stunner, wow. Well, Sonya's gorgeous too, so, you know, makes sense. Also, they're rich. Rich people are prettier. Generally speaking. Yeah, that's true. So, shit is everywhere. So, Ramona shows up and she has Coco.

And so, I'm just like, oh wow, Coco! Coco's still alive. I had no idea. Wow! Congratulations! Ramona's like, yeah! She's still kicking. Just like me and you!

Ah-ha! Ah-ha! I was wondering if well, I knew everyone's dying now. I was like, a little... So, they're Ramona. But they're like, subtly shaming each other's doggages. Because Sonsia is the only one who dates her age, you know. She's the only one who actually dates older in this group. It's like Sonsia, the entire world is not your Tinder. Okay. Everyone

else is doing fine. So, you know, so Sonsia had said, Sonsia had said, oh Coco still alive, had no idea. I thought she'd already kicked the can. And now the Ramona starts talking to Coco, because Coco and Marley start playing, and she's like, whoa, Coco, look, Marley's a little older than you, okay, so don't be so frisky, older dog. Look, you have the old dog now. I was like, I love that you're negging each other's dogs right now.

I know, but the dogs immediately start fucking. Like that's the real thing. Yeah, some new dog starts fucking Ramona's dog. Shee hee hee. And they fuck the entire scene entire scene by the way because they sit down on the couch and like every few seconds the camera is just like cut to the dogs fucking yes so Ramona's like so so on how you doing well and Sunnys like well you know I have gas and it is cold and then I was walking in the street and I was wearing these heels and I fell down into a hot dog Which was weird had much to draw my face didn't even know about it

Then I met up with the Nigerian football team then I invented pizza and ever since then I've been trying to think Hmm wouldn't it be nice if there was something cool? So I came up with something called conditioning air Or one is like whoa shut up, right? Are we avoiding the conversation? It's like is my rent to I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to call Quincy Adams Very good relationship with him no, but actually what happens? I fell down and got a concussion actually There's more like I was walking down the street and then Durinda fell on my head. I don't know how that happened So

So So you back Anyway, they're talking the dog just still fucking away like just mo and mo fucking which is the name of an actual porn that I want Saw no video store and so Ramona How do you look so disgusted? No, but I hate terrible porn movie names. I hate that. That was the first I thought you turn off the first time I ever went That was the first- Like, such a turn off. The first time I ever went into the adult section in the VHS store,

I remember walking in and right there in the center was a porn called Mo and Mo fucking. So anyway. Whoa! Mona, Ramona and Ramona fucking. So, Ramona's- So they're sitting down and I was like, Well, I want you to know that there's some light at the end of the tunnel,, and now that your daughter's away, she's gonna appreciate you more much like my daughter evaded But as any know what now that your daughter's gone, every really is appreciating you more really works, okay?

And the sun was like, oh my god, she's not gonna see me very much Ramona. I'm not like you, okay? You would go to jingle ball where everyone's 20 that's just much, Ramona, I'm not like you, okay? You would go to Jingle Ball, where everyone's 20. That's just not me, Ramona. I love Jingle Ball, I love it. It's wonderful, it's all the greatest musicians out there. Like John Mayer, I don't know what he's the mayor of, but he's mayor of something. And you have people like Nikki, Manoki,

and Cardigan B, Love all those singers. It's so fun, okay? And Sun you tell us, I listen, I'm a daughter, too, believe it or not. The second I could, I got the fuck out of there, got became a Saturday yacht or, and then married a really old guy after being in Italian,

bohostess and an Italian restaurant, okay? I just don't want my daughter to be me, which I guess is something we all face, you know, but hey Yeah, or just teacher just teacher to stick those that money that she makes under a mattress That's all you can do at this point. Yeah, and now after they've been talking for an hour They finally realize their dogs have been having sex. We're trying to have sex for a very long time Well, Molly stop it. Stop it. Okay. Don't stop it. I'm not taking it jingle ball. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah. And uh, Sonny is like, well, don't worry. It's

uh, don't worry. She's fixed. And we're running because why are they still home? Okay. I love that no one that still understands how like anatomy works. So far I'm thinking, isn't it nice to see everybody like getting along? Like this is what we always say, like it can still be fun when people are just like having a good time and getting along. Right.

Well, you say that a little bit more than me. I still like a little bit of conflict in my, I like a little pepper with myself. Yeah, I can get boring. I'm just saying it can be done right where people are actually having fun and it's still a good show. Yeah.

So I then it all goes goes, all goes awry. So, then a dark, clad name to Rindic comes in with the craziest hair. You know what, even her haircut, I think looks cute. It's a little harsh, but her, I liked it. Her breast makeup is so, like she's doing this like full-body makeup, which is like silver. It's like metallic, but it is also like making her skin see through in a way. Well, that's because we're that's because her makeup artist is Luke from Ladies of London. And you know that right before this car line, Sanbert called this as Luke, here's what I want you to do.

I'm divorcing, Chem, moving back to London, make her into look like a witch. I'm the number one now. Yeah. Make her look like the tin man. If the tin man had chicken cutlets on the ham and you could see them on the street. What if the tin man not only didn't have a heart but didn't have proper shading around his breasts? Do that. How amazing would it be if they brought her to New York? Oh my god. I would be great. Or even Beverly, Beverly Oles would not even know how to handle her. Like she would be on, she would be excellent on New York. I mean, New York doesn't need her, but she would be excellent on New York.

She would be, or they could just bring back leaves of London. Hello, hello. Come on. So anyway, it's the day of the party. Dorenda's having this rooftop party and stuff. And she's like, yes, face it, okay. I really am the entertainer of the group, okay? Like, the true entertainer, all right? Because like, Sonya, you never know what you're saying. Sometimes there's a bunch of gay guys, sometimes there's just a bunch of algae and moss.

I don't know. Lu-Anne is always a take-a-poos in the front. Ramona always has the same 30 people with the same face listens to us and tinsley I mean like who would she even invite? star No, I use me. I'm the entertainer He's talking about me. It's called this So Luke is like it's tinsley coming

So Luke is like it's 10 today coming. He's so, he's such a yes man and he looks crazier than that for, you know, his eyebrows are plugged into their life. And, uh, Durin is like, listen, can't leave you that a thing. I don't know why she thinks that I'm like a cut to Durin dubbing. I kick Durin to being like, you know, you let me back you, Durin, you're like, boy, I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk.

I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. I'm getting a little bit of a jerk. someone, maybe you should start considering some things in your life. And every single time she's like, I get through this game, but we're not friends.

Yeah. Maybe because you chased her down the street with a better knife calling her whore. Well, but by the way, this really, you know, this really means that Tinsley has arrived because if she has arrived to the place where she matters enough for Dorenda to be in a feud with her over the summer, then that means that she matters. Yeah.

So she's like, go. Tinsley gave me this book. But he doesn't want me to rate this conspiracy TV to be about her life. Listen, I look like a conspiracy TV, and she thinks she's the Russian plant. He's the most fragile.

I rate this. He's sick. Holy shit. All I gotta say is that I'm pretty sure that the tinsely was created in a lab and let out in China by people who don't have our best interests, okay? And Luke is like, what? Does tinsely get to write the rule books for everyone's life? Is that sensibly gets to do just right around room. But so like you need to back down queen okay there's like such a thing as being a yes man but then there's like cheerleading somebody into becoming an absolute monster which is what you're doing. Can't you be a nice like fairy godmother? You know what I mean like the fair can you be the fairy godmother who shows up in

a pumpkin in midnight? It's like, you look gorgeous. Glad you fit in the dress I brought you. Everything's gonna work out without hot fucking prints. You know, what do you have to be this version? Yeah, you tell them. So then over at Oscar Blondie, Tinsley is getting her hair done.

And she's just like very anxious to see all the girls. And you know, she thinks she's hard to say things like, I just feel like there's something going on with Dorenda's life and she's just like projecting onto me and it's like, that cool, I'm miserable, I'm fucking miserable. And on one hand, that is something that everybody says, right, like you're only mad at me

because you're projecting something. But then it turns out, because we see the coming this season, Dorenda's just having a crazy villain breakdown. Oh, I'm so glad. I'm so ready for angry Dorenda, because she had like her last season, was like, I'm taking care of me, I'm working out, I'm wearing a D-Day, I'm going to cheese shops, but this season, she's back to being like, not so, I'm so excited.

Yes. She was not so last year or two, but she's always a base level, not so, but I feel like it's gonna come on really strong this season. Okay, yeah. And it started last season, I think too. It was her and Luke walking through Central Park, remember?

Oh, really? Oh, really? Does Lou and just get to see whatever the hair she wants to go get her? Like that didn't work. So. Yeah Listening to Luke although I love Luke and I'm glad he's here Luke. I am your entertainer So um Durinda so so yeah, so Durinda's going on she keeps doing this thing of like, you know I don't know anything about tinsley that's a thing like if you try to get deep with her she retracts

It's like what's the point? You know like I couldn't even tell you what her favorite food is. I don't know, is it, is it tricks? Is it tricks for kids? And she's a kid and she likes tricks? She's also hot. Is that what she likes? Is it yellow way? I'm gonna take it a breakfast

because I have a feeling she really enjoys horror loops. You're not gonna want to be nice, but horror horror loops. You know what, I'm gonna get us some English muffins because they got a lot of holes in them, you know, nooks and crannies. So yeah, so now, so Tinsley and Leah, they get into an SUV and they start running over the party

and they pick up Sonia and Leah gives, Tinsley gives Leah the whole breakdown about Sonia, but she's like, oh, you're gonna love her because she's crazy And and like test whatever comes out of her mouth just like you You guys probably born the same guy in the way to France So yeah Leah comes in and send her's like hello What's your is it Leah or Leah and since he's like oh my god no one else had a pronounced each other's name

It's like we always call you Sonia I also like I also liked Oh my god, no one else had a pronounced each other's name. It's like, we are always called you Sonia! Like, haha! I also like Sonia getting into the car. She's like, ooh, we have an SUV. As if they don't always have an SUV. It's like, when it's like clearly not shooting season, like, what is she riding? What is she just like climbing into the back of Ford Focus's or something?

Ooh, look at all this space coming on here. This is nice. Well, it's the first day of shooting. I mean, anytime Sony is like back from being in her regular life, she's like, oh my God, it's not a bus and a hot dog I found on the street falling into the subway great. You know, it's like actually catered and it's a SUV. I'm totally into this.

Yeah. So now, during this like, I ain't so good. Yeah, so now I was doing this like I'm so good at patties Cuz I can't little bits of people from different parts of life and I better mean to us too I'm like you're terrifying You're already scary, okay, so I put some blood. I know she's like the original Hansel and Gretel wedge She's like I put him in his stew and I put the heat on crazy high And then I take the pot out and I say hey John pick up that pot. Hey, look at John's figure up the hot people's soup pot So she's

Introducing people to this like stud stud I mean he works out a lot named William oddly and she's like, he gets good standing on that way. Just feeling like a full of momentum. I think we've actually met him before. Maybe the people on the streaming could weigh in. I think that like, I think that he was like a bartender or a caterer at one of Ramona's parties because he looks familiar.

Well, let me tell you, this guy is a 90 year old and a 30 year old body. He does, he does this. He does the double blink where you're not sure if he's having some kind of a seizure or if he's like being charming, he's like, Hey, he blinks both of his eyes at the same time, but yeah, fast. He's definitely doing like it's definitely like a freaky Friday situation going on. Like, secretly, it's like a Viva's dad inside that it's definitely like a freaky Friday situation going on like secretly It's like a Viva's dad inside that guy's body, you know, oh god don't even say a Viva's dad. Don't bring him into this

Okay, a Viva's accountant So anyway, oh maybe William and my dad's friends switched bodies He's like I got a good one for you which bodies. Oh God. He's like, I got a good one for you. Oh, Jew, a Mexican and a white guy walking the robot. Oh God, Mitchell. Here's double blinking Mitchell William again.

So anyway, so Tinsley, Leah and Sonia are all ordering drinks and Tinsley orders like some sort of cocktail. I think she orders a piece of yeah and then so many gets I'm she's so excited start with a mocktail and Leah gets a red bull and Tinzi and they they wanted to like a cheers and Tinzi won't toast with Leah until she has a beverage in her hand I don't know something like this they start to like have alcohol because they're not drinking alcohol so she's shame right I'm for being for pretending to be sober for five minutes because neither one of them is sober they're not drinking alcohol. So she's shaming them for being for pretending to be sober for five minutes.

Because neither one of them is sober. They're just like, I don't want to get so drunk that I look like an idiot on the first episode. Okay. Give me until episode two. Yeah. And Leo's basically like, yeah, me and alcohol have a very weird relationship. I didn't drink for like nine years and only started six months ago to practice for the show. And like, it doesn't work well for me. Like the other night, I drank too much and lost my Chanel bag on my passport. So yeah, can't wait for the next few months on this show. It'll be great.

Yeah, I mean while in the news, they're like someone murdered with Chanel bag, a passport stubbed down their throat. You know, because you know the story was crazier than that. She's just like, I don't remember. Could you imagine you would be like the worst murderer in the world if you murdered someone with your passport and left your murder weapon there. Like truly the worst.

Like here is the most identifying piece of information that could happen. Well, she's not the most intelligent criminal as we find out later in the episode. But we'll get to that. Yeah, and that story also. Hmm. So anyway.

Yeah. So Ramona, so the thing is this while they're all there standing at the bar The bar is right by the entrance to this like rooftop bar, right? Like the elevator bank is right nearby. So Ramona walks in she looks right at the camera Seize her co-stars there and does this smile and then just walks right by and doesn't even acknowledge them It's like yeah, that's. I want to talk to them. I just want to be held. Okay, I want to find someone who wants to want me, okay? Yeah, that's so fucking Romana.

So everybody, Romana goes to Tori and dash, oh my god, hair. You look so hot. You know, I enter into the YouTube. YouTube. YouTube. And then John comes behind and he's like hi Romona, it's like get out of your job. We're busy

John you could take off your min's oh no Those are just the casks. He got five degree burns on his hands anyway So then the wand walks in she struts in like cabaret start coming through Welcome to my rooftop cabaret and then she sees Durinda. She's like wow Look at your hair Wow your regular Twiggy So I'm like well I'm a shock really I mean everyone's you got your life back this date well And then Maria and uh some lady comes up with Maria Martini. It was Maria. She's like congratulations. I'll drink to that

I'll drink to you being a question and Elise is like no No, oh what you're gonna tell me that being our zone tells a bad day to Not being a drunk anymore And the way I'm psyched hard to rob my add-in around the fact that I could have been in jail for And the way I'm like it's hard to wrap my head around the fact that I could have been in jail for having a drink and I'm not giving that up right now So after this cast I love that half this cast doesn't even drinking and they're still entertaining. Yeah, I would never try it But exactly so yeah, Luan is so that the whole group is coming together. Luan is giving Leah like evil eyes, like, new girl straight ahead, don't like this one.

So she starts talking and they have this great, like Laurel and Hardy moment, the three of them, because Lou starts making small talk. Like passive aggressive small talk, which is basically like, hey, I invited you onto a boat and you didn't come. So she's like, oh, how are you doing? Girl, look at me being casual and fun and downtown like my knees so I saw you were in the Hamptons but I

invited you onto a boat we did get the yacht and you didn't come so have anything to say about that yeah I mean I was there but I was with my friend Gigi's Gigi Mortimer no I'm Howard Gigi Howard a lot of Gigi's in the Hamptons, right? Hey you, new face. Do you know any Gigi's? I don't know any Gigi's. Oh, you don't?

Loser? It's like, well, I know a Kiki, because that's my daughter. She's like, no one's named Kiki. My daughter. No, she goes, oh, I have a Kiki. Oh, you have a Kiki. You can do a Kiki upstairs. No, no, no, it's my baby.

Oh, you have a baby. Ooh, baby Kiki, huh? No, it's my daughter. Oh, you- well I have a kiki- oh you have a kiki, you can do a kiki upstairs? No, no, no, it's my baby. Oh, you have a baby! Ooh, baby kiki, huh? No, it's my daughter. Oh, good job! And how old is she? Three months? No, she's 12. 12!

Oh, that's a... Sweet age. That's before the genius. That's the age when if you get invited on to a boat you go. Am I right, Tinsley? Am I right? I find. I mean, 12 years old, that's about a year away from...

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I don't know. Maybe it was Jules Aaron. Actually, I literally don't even know. But she comes and she sings, she lip syncs to feelin' Giovanni, but like doesn't know the words, which is hilarious. And I thought, well, Luan doesn't know the words. So why should this drag queen? You know, it's actually kind of fitting.

And Luan's like, oh, they know my music. Oh, I love it. I love it. And so they start dancing. And everyone's dancing. And Ramona's doing this whole like, hands behind her head. She's like doing sit-ups but standing up. She's like, oh, feeling Giovanni.

You know what I'm feeling? I'm feeling wanted and held and loved. Okay loved okay yeah she's dancing way too hard I mean she makes Lisa Rina look subtle she is doing the Lisa Rina actually that's exactly what she's doing you know it's like robot Lisa Rina like and you know what I also felt bad there was this girl who was there, who somehow managed to be at like the part of the perimeter of the dance circle that formed. And she's just like a normal girl. I don't know why she was there. She wasn't famous. She's calling her ugly or you think she's homely. I'm saying that she was not one of the real house. She was homely. She was homely and she looked very sweet. She looked like her.

She looked like she'd be like a friend of ours, of ours. And so I'm not saying, wow. No. Hope none of my friends are watching this. No, no, no, no, I wasn't saying a specific friend of us. I'm like, it's someone that we would, it's like, because I've been drinking. No, I'm just saying it's like someone that we would probably like hang out with, the two of us,

I wasn't saying like, I wasn't being like, wink, wink, our friend. So, you're homely in poor, you're saying, homely. So the point is she was standing there and she was like very clearly aware she was on TV and it was like she was like, should I dance? Should I not dance? She did that thing where she clasped her arm with one, she clasped her elbow with one arm and then was like did like a little dance move and like should I do it?

Yeah. I was like, this is my chance. I could do it but oh my god, Jedi. But meanwhile the rest everybody else who's not thirsty was like this is my chance. I could do it, but oh my god, Jedi But meanwhile the rest everybody else who's not thirsty was like this is sad You know, it was all the parties surrounding them watching and Leah just was like kind of laughing like this is crazed like Ramona is crazy, you know, so then it cuts to her in the interview and she's like I don't know what Giovanni is What is it? Like the music keeps stopping every time it comes to Lia. She's like, she already knows that she hates it. She's like, um, I work in fashion. Is this like pageant shit? What is this? And she's like

looking it up and she's like, Oh, so it's a clothing line. The slate. So then Durrinda is like, you know me. I love it. Well, because firstly, we're on it's like, whoa, Durrinda really has gotten over this. This isn't just an olive branch. This is the whole tree. And Durrinda is like, you know me. I love high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high me, I love high, I find high, I beat up fat guys from the drop of the San Japan's underground.

You know, it just seems so ridiculous now. Yeah, I think I forgive easily even to kept women who insist that they don't share their lives with us. Like I forgive, you know. So then almost I'm not- If you can't forgive a whore who can forgive the kids I can't forget the whole who can get the and literally the most giving people on the planet just cuz she's a hooker doesn't mean she's not a hooker with a hot of gold come over here you're

little rascal with the Chinese dogs so Colin is so all of a sudden I don't know where Colin Cowie shows up and Sonia gets so so now she's like how Colin Cowie how did you find your way here? You know Colin and I go way back. I had I had sex on his sink in centra pay Not with you with Janice That is a quote by the way that is not us doing our like Sony joke. She had sex. Yeah. Yeah She had sex with someone in Yanis on Colin Cowie's sink in centra pay So then we cut to Luana, Leah, and Ramona talking. And Luan's like, so, what's your background lady over there?

Where are you from? And he's like Chelsea. Where? Chelsea. Yeah, but where are you from? Where are you born, Chelsea? Oh, like in London. Like in London, Chelsea.

Wow, how continental of you? Like so you're from here, Chelsea. Oh, well, you look so normal. You look normal. Now when you said Chelsea, meaning that you were raised with Chelsea Clinton from DC, what Mark and Sarge DC, is that what you mean by Chelsea? You know Chelsea handler, but where were you raised? Where were you raised? Your favorite shows, Chelsea elsewhere? Yeah, me two St. Chelsea elsewhere, love that, so... Chelsea, I'm from have a girlfriend known as LC

Something something something something something Chelsea. It's from Cabaret. Life is a cabaret Oh, you know what though the person who said life isn't a cabaret. It's now gone. So what do you think? So anyway, tell me where are you from? I love Frozen 2 Elsa's just wonderful So um Luangos you look so normal so give it time lady Yeah, well the night is young so Chelsea And you have a daughter that's 319 What's your son? Is it a son?

Your daughter named Gigi, right? It's Gigi, yes. So, you were both intensely didn't so up on it. So, finished. Okay, fill in the blank. My name is Leah, I have a daughter named Gigi and I was raised in We're all blaming Luanne the way I was the most open about it was Ramona who's like and were you from? Okay, were you from to Ramona is always so ready to dis people based on geography because that's how it is in New York But even when I lived in New York like I knew my place because I wasn't from New York

And I understood that that was different But every extra year I lived in New York, like I knew my place because I wasn't from New York and I understood that that was different, but every extra year I lived in New York, I was like, yeah, you're six bits of New York, yeah! So they're talking about life and everything and Leah's talking, like they're talking about the dad and everything like her, like the baby, the baby dad and everything and she's saying how she loves being single

and when I was like, whoa, so funny that you see that you want to be single because like I really want to partner okay I don't need to be married okay but I just want to like wake up and be happy and look to my right and not see just Cocoa I'm not seeing me okay because my mother always said you don't want to rely on a man for your happiness but guess what now I'm 60 and I'm lying on a man. So tell me Where are you from again? And the ones like well, you have to understand GG Me and Ramona we're both old school, you know, we're just old

I was like what are you talking about old school? You fuck some stranger in a hotel in the wrong hotel room beat up a cop The year after you fuck or two years after you fucked a fucking pirate Yeah in a greenhouse or some shit well you've been pretended to do French to deny it Can we please pretend because we please stop retaining your like Betty Crocker over there Going by the rules of just living normally on a cold assaclwam Well, you know, I'm I'm something of an old soul old solo act hit it boys I'm a singer and I have a yacht and tinsley did not come on it but ah she doesn't even know how to say his own right she says ha da

hmm so anyway so look at I was singing the ex-files famous luan I was singing the ex-files famous LeBan. I was walking around I don't know why but I was this is quarantine thing. I was walking around my house going Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's been like 20 minutes. You go, what the fuck are you doing? I was singing growing pants. I was literally singing to myself. But now I'm imagining I was luanne. As long as we got each other, booze. Making our way in our life today. Baby, you and I, we gotta be the luckiest dreamers

who never quit line. Line. Line. So yeah, we're on a sec, we need a partner. It's like, we're old school. I mean, I've been through hell in the past couple of years. I've been divorced. I've been arrested, which is the seasons. I've been married. I've been to prison. Yes. And Liam has, oh, so you're arrested. That's why you were on probation. Yeah, I was like, oh that makes sense. I thought it was The year yacht failed some sort of violations, which is why Tensley did not go on. No, no, no

I did the classic thing. Well, that's a great story first. I was saying my friend Barbara's house Everyone loves Barbara. Am I right Ramona? Please never say your name again. Okay, as you had this cat And the cat was meowing so loudly Please never say your name again. Okay as you had this cat and the cat was meowing so loudly Anyway turns out the barbrows house in Florida is nice this big cat sanctuary run by a woman named Carol Who would have thought another Carol in my life? What are we talking about? We're old school So Leah's like all right, all right, so that's why you were arrested. Well, I've been arrested too She's oh for what?

Well, you know, like obstruction of justice, attacking a police officer. And then it goes me too. Oh God, me too. Me too. Wow. So Leah's like, yeah, I sued the cops though, because they knocked on my teeth out.

Look at these new teeth, they knew. Hey, yeah. So then Leah tells the story. Her story's like, well, it was 2002. It was the the 4th of July and I started making out with this guy and all the sun We're surrounded by cops. I'm like that doesn't just happen. I mean If you're a white lady in New York it doesn't just happen Well, it's just so funny because it's even more than that she goes it's the 4th of July of 2002 I run into a guy on the street. I'm seen

for a while. We start making out. And suddenly there are cops all around. I'm like, was it Jeffrey Epstein? Who are you making out with? And she's like, she's like, and so I had my natural reaction, which is that I threw a bottle of water at the cop from At the back of it hit the back of his head and so he punched me in the face and slam my face into the subway grades three times and they locked me up Yeah, and then she's like but then I won 75 grant and with that 75 grant I started my business And with that 75 grand, I started my business. But we were, I was like, yes! Yeah! That's great.

Here's what I did. I slipped out of handcuffs, got it thrown in the Palm Beach jail. Someone threw a salami sandwich right in my face. It was so degrading. There was a monster packet in and everything. I got out of it. It became a cabaret store! Wow, we're like the same people.

I love that this new girl, Leo's was built on money. She got from getting her head slammed into a subway great From a guy after the wringo water bottle What was this? Which you like a Nazi rally? I mean come on so then She goes and you know what after that happened. I said okay, Leah You've been making bad choices. And here's a little gift for you from the universe and be smart with it.

I was like, that was not a gift from the universe. You got your teeth smashed out because your head was smashed into a subway three times over. That is not a gift. That's called, you had a terrible moment in your life. Yeah, but it was hilarious. That's called you had a terrible moment in your life. Yeah, that shit was hilarious.

Okay, so then, Tensley Jorinda, Tensley pulls over to Jorinda to talk. And Jorinda's doing that thing, or she's always acting like, it's just a nice lady to bakery. So I'm like, hey, you know, I'm here for my self-sperth, they pray,

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But you're the thing, I feel like we've been friends and then we've had issues and I'd love if we could talk to ourselves maybe one day, but not today, but someday I'd love to really sit down with you. And Dread is this like yeah, okay Listen, he's the perfect like that. You know, yeah, I can text you tell me those things conspiracy theory to nothing It's just you keep us guessing and you know It's like it's you were trying to try to keep on And she turns it like well, what don't you know about me? I mean, I'm literally in the tablets all the time, right, mother?

That's right. The good girl, she got into the tabloids this week. We're so proud of her. Uh, so, uh, she said, you don't know anything even about me. What are you talking about? You know me! It's like, listen, I shy you and January, and then the next week, you had dinner with Scott.

It wasn't even the next week, it was the next day. So I'm just saying be transparent about it. But what's wrong with me going out with them the next? There's this transparent. But what's wrong with me? Dermanda doesn't even know what to do, it's just like sassing back to her. She starts just kind of shorting out, you know?

And I like that when this conversation started, when Durinda said, all right, you know what, let's have this conversation before I drink too much, because I'm planning on it. I'm like, the four, you're wasted now, lady. I mean, your beret is like on your mouth at this point, okay? So they start talking, so they start yelling, they're getting more and more tense,

and then each other's head during this, I think that Tinky is a riddle that none of us are going to try to find. Sort of like that riddle, what happens when you put a comb in a toast and walk out the room and tell John it's a pop tart? He is a riddle! So then we go over to...

It's parallel, isn't he? John it's a pop tart. He is a riddle. So then we go over to... Spurler alert. He's... It's a riddle. Raptin' enigma, Raptin' en crescent, Raptin' a hot packet, Raptin' some drier sheets, Raptin' a potato sack, Raptin' an envelope, Raptin' a very hot pan that John just picked up. So then we cut to Sonya, the hot guy, double squint, double squint, double squint, twitcher, Matthew or whatever, to Leah.

And she's like, oh my god, this is, this is this person's young and hot Leah, okay? And he's like, yeah, you know, I don't want babies either, Sonia. Not right now. Like I'm good for now. Yeah. Because Sonia's whole thing is that she wants to have revenge sex with William. She's like, well, Ramona is always taking on my lover. So I thought I'd go after William and see how that feels, you know? And Leah is just, Leah's sitting there and just like horrified about what's happening.

Because she sees, first of all, that William is just so super cheesy. She just, she literally goes, she's like, I don't think you can handle Sonya. I mean, I just met her, but I can already tell you can't handle her. I mean, you look like the kind of guy who just looks at himself in the mirror during sex. Like, why are you not on summer house? Get out of here. And he's he's squint. He's like, hey, like kind of twitch double squints at her.

And then he's like, why are you talking like that? You're getting him upset. Don't be upset. And he's like, yeah, William reminds me of the kind of guy that's trying to rub your clit, but he's in the wrong place. And he's doing it too hard and it hurts. Like, that's what I think of William when I look at him. I was like, whoa.

She's like, oh, you're hurting my thigh. Because they're William. That's my thigh. And he's like, Well, I love being single. You know, I don't, I don't have to have babies right, man. She is, well, actually, I like men with children because they're good people. She's the better people. They're better people. They're better people. She says the better people they're better people they're better people Miss sometimes so that so Nia's getting all mad because Leo's sort of like ruining divide She's like, I don't understand she's really getting the way. I mean like hello. I'm right here I mean when somebody gonna wake up and smell the Sonya I

Think they do if they probably do someone you know someone in that circle is like Why does it smell like two days ago? So Sony is like all bring Lou and she wants to catch some dick you are brutal So meanwhile tinsley and durinda are still fighting and so so durinda's like Let me tell you something it's not just me. It's not just me Let me tell you something, it's not just me. It's not just me or something. It's not just me. It's not just you actually, it is just you. I tell you the truth and you don't want to accept that you're calling me a liar. You're fed what in my mouth?

You're being tricky with me. You're actually being tricky with me. I'm actually kidding. You're not even listening to me. And the figure's coming out. Like the figure's like sort of like at like a 27 degrees, it's like, it's not doing the thing forward, it's not like the two fingers out forward, but it's coming out. It's tricky, it's tricky, it's tricky.

It's like, I will win every time. Oh, you think you're some tough girl, you think you're some tough girl. He's, I am tough, I am tough. I am tough. So am I. She's like, you think you're gangsters? I am gangsters. That's just like, I'm-

And so then, Tarenda tells her, oh, you're coming over here and trying to be a tough person. You're failing. You're coming in. You think you're going to write up on me and make them big statement? Dracula, because Darenda is so shocked that this girl has the galt come after her. You think you can write up on me make them big statement Dorenda is so shocked that this girl has the gall to come after her and I'm cheering You know, and I like doing that but Dorenda needs to get put in her fucking place

She cannot just be acting like this crazy ass drunk bitch every single year and being vile to everybody She's got to stop mother so I know seriously. It's so good and tinsie's like I'm not trying to make a statement I'm not really finished. Oh, we finished cuz I'm done. I'm done. Thank you so much. You look beautiful Your lashes look great. You're never gonna have a child. Good. I so tinsie's like that's great Thank you Duranda. You're such a sweet woman So then Duranda walks over to Luana and Sonia, we're sitting on the side. And you know, Louand and Sonia are having a side conversation like, well she says, she says, her name is Chelsea, but also Leah, we still don't really know where she's from.

Oh, Durinda, what's going on? So is anybody heard from GG? Durinda's like, do we know who teens Leah is? Everyone knows who except for me apparently So then She's like she's being mean to me. She's you know what you know shit shut your mouth And she goes oh, you know what you just have to like drive every conversation Okay, well she goes, but I don't care either what you have to say and then during the stand-up I'm just like oh kishikarin

oh kishikarin oh kishikarin kishikarin kishikarin so now and then before and before that though they're accusing each other of being fake and everything and uh and like tinsie's like tinsie's like you know what I'm trying to tell you the truth and you won't listen and

durinda goes okay first of all low-wit-y-dolly voice okay low-w, lowie-dolly voice okay lowie-dolly voice okay and Leo sitting there she's like what the fuck is going on here and Leo's like Leo starts to like lean in like this like oh shit Leo's about to start fighting with Darynda I can feel and the way I'm like I gotta get out of here this is getting a little crazy for me now I mean we just saw things I got an olive tree. You guys hear that joke by the olive tree before I'll say it again. So Dorinda's now standing and she's intensely spaced

because when Dorinda can't win, when Dorinda's losing an argument, she just gets bigger and starts standing up and getting in her face and screaming. And Tensley's like, I don't care about you. I lived through Dale. Yeah. Okay. My god, I grew up with Dale bitch, bring it.

So she's not scared, but Dorenda's like screaming Kindergarten over and over again. And they go, they go, why are you acting like this? You're acting crazy. And then Leotalza's, Dorenda looks like the snake from Beetlejuice, but scarier and meaner. I mean, while Doreendus just keeps going, Kindergarten starting, Kindergarten starting,

you could be late for the bus, Kindergarten starting, you're boar me, you're boar me, I'm an Adetana, you're boar me. And Tensley goes, and so Derenna starts to walk away, and I guess she trips or something, because I didn't really see it, but Tensley goes, watch out Derenna, don't trip. And Derenna swivels back around and gets right up into her face and she's like

Hey, my heel got stuck honey the difference is honey. I bought them. I bought my heels. I never laid on the back for any of them And he's like oh my god and tindy just to discuss your Disgusting your jealous bitch bitch Where did this Tinsley come from? It was so good. I love that. This is that you know what? This is this is the Tinsley that snuck into her ex's room in Palm Beach and got arrested and I feel like Dayle was like alright Tinsley the time has come we've tried hard to keep the beast inside But it's too late. it's now or never.

Release the tinsel cracker. Release the tinsel. Release the tinsel. It was in the bushes outside that mansion with mascara running down a face, darling. Let her know if we want to see. She's welcome here.

This is a safe place, tingle. Yeah, I was extremely proud of tingle. You go, bitch. And apparently Tingeley quits the season. I know. Like five. What? Well, good for her.

Good for her not taking this shit and leaving going to her rich husband until she gets stumped again and then comes back on this show and like makes another name for herself. Yeah, but for him for making her quit her job to be with him. No, I don't think she did. I think she quits because Dorenda goes so hard on her the whole season. I don't think Dorenda lets up.

Dorenda, this is Dorenda's shit for the season. Dorenda always picks someone to hate for the season. She's like a fun version of Resa from Shaz. You know, I was just on one. Well, you know what, I was just actually doing it every year. And Dorenda has been failing year after year. Like she had that first year where she was fun and everybody loved her.

The second year where she was amazing and became a huge Bravo star. And then she went Cuckoo Bird and crazy and got so fucking toxic and mean and dark that she just can't win now. But it's she's a great housewife. It's fun to watch her. But you know what? And by the way, Laurie C just made a comment. Durrinda was not independently wealthy. She married well.? And by the way, Lori C just made a comment. Darynda was not independently wealthy. She married well. Correct.

Well, actually, I don't know. I don't know. That bluestone manner is pretty huge. But still, you do weigh the point. Well, but that's even if that was the thing. Yeah, but that was her husband who bought that. But the thing I, the question I have about Darynda, and now that we have people here commenting,

I read that Darynda had like a cashmere company or something. Before she met her husband and she became rich from that. So she has her own money. I think that one thing that is really driving Dorenda's anger is something that is similar to what drove Reza's anger with Asa, which is that basically they put their lives out for the show. They air it all out, Dorenda puts everything with her daughter, with John, and Bethany put most things out there.

Like everyone sort of puts all the shitty stuff out there and that Scott gets a pass where that tinsley gets to hide all the stuff with Scott. And I think that's what she's really saying, which is that. But I don't agree with that, because not what is that yeah, but I don't agree with that Because not what you're saying, but I don't agree with Dorenda being like that because Dorenda doesn't put shit out there Her husband died so she was sad about that. Okay, you put that out there

But it's not like he ever had to shoot either Okay, and I'm not just being a bitch. I'm just saying like no, okay, like you're upset that your husband died Okay, what does she ever put out other than that? She fought with John a couple of times in dry cleaning. Then when people were too mean to him and when Beth and called them co-heads, she didn't sew John again. She kept John completely off camera and then had all this bullshit of like, I'm still sad about Richard and my daughter staying in my apartment. You know, it's not a dream ever put out there.

It's not a it's not a rational response. I think what it is is that it's not so much about what is during to put out there. I think it's more like she put her relationship with John out there and John got made fun of ruthlessly on the internet. And she and probably her, her and she probably is just projecting that hurt onto Tinsley and it's like feeling jealous that Tinsley doesn't have to go through the same pain that she had to go through, right? Because like most situations like this are just like, what is it? Like that's the exact same. But it's a certain name for the project. It's like self-projection or something like that. But that's, I think that's really what's going on is that she is really just projecting her, her with the situation with John onto Tinsley.

Maybe even John's the one who was showing up coked out of his mind. Like I believe Bethany on all that stuff that John and Durrinda are just like parting all night. They're both wasted. They're acting like idiots. They're doing drugs, doing all this shit, acting like fools. And part of the reason John looks stupid is because Durrinda is constantly making John look stupid.

She's yelling at him. She's degrading him. You know, she's be raiding him and all this stuff on camera. So I don't know. Durinda is really a fucking asshole. And we've gone off on Durinda. A couple of, I've gone off on Durinda for a couple of years about what just a fucking toxic person

she is, she's horrible, she's dark. But God, I love her, because she's also so amazing and fun. I don't think she's so funny. I don't think she's just. I don't think she's talking I mean toxic. She tries to ruin everybody that That's a moment. I feel like I like the amount of the one is like she has to bring bring her down and the way I'm an asshole to in her own way But like I said conversation, but during the just go so dark and so mean and so low every time. She's a toxic, miserable human being.

And God, I love her. I really do. Well, because she's, you know what it is? Because Darynda, she gets drunk, she has a lot of anger issues, and she does have jealousy things and have all this stuff that we're talking about. She has all that, but she also is a very warm

and lovable side and a very giving side. And I think in that way, she's actually very human. And she is like a multifaceted person because no one is ever all evil or all wonderful, right? And this is one of the reasons why Kyle Richards in her first season was so well liked because she would, Kyle would be so nasty and bitchy and rude, but then also was like very warm and loving and felt very emotionally honest. And I think that ultimately, I think to Rinda is ultimately emotionally very honest.

Like emotions that she's feeling, like there's no filter. What she is feeling in that moment is what you're seeing. And I think that's why we like her because ultimately we're getting, we think an authentic version. And the one thing I just wanted to say about like hiding stuff, not hiding stuff

in Durinda's feelings about that, I always think that's a losing argument. When I was saying I was not trying to defend her, I just think that like there are sometimes bravo liberties and I think Jack's is one of them too, who really resent other people for what they perceive is like not sharing. And I think that's always a losing argument

because ultimately what you decide to share and what you don't decide to share, that's on you. And if there is an issue with it, that's for the producers to decide and not for you. So just do you and be a good reality star and have fun. Well, two things. One, Kyle, I don't think we like to her because she was like, oh, giving loving person. I don't think that I think that people, and I don't mean me and you, I just think in general, I think that people like to don't mean me and you know, I just think in general I think that people liked Kyle because Kyle had a bigger villain that she was fighting which was Camille Camille was such a Sputting asshole and Kyle was funny about it, you know, Kyle was funny

But Kyle's a monster and she was if you go back and watch season one again It's even worse like knowing what an asshole. She is like seeing how she treats her sister and who she's friends with and But anyway Kyle aside aside, um, because we always, we always had a tiny stuff. Tancy wasn't hot. She's saying that she's hiding all this stuff with Scott. She, what was she hiding? I mean, she was showing that Scott didn't want to be with her. She was showing that she wanted marriage and Scott didn't, Scott refused to move there

for her and she refused to move there for him. She showed that she was miserable because she still didn't have her life as a charity girl. She got thrown in jail. She showed that she was just a miserable mess of a person. So I don't know what Dorenda is saying that Sinsley was doing that she wasn't showing because if there is something, we have not seen that. I think it really is, it just comes down to the fact that like, like, you're always going

for, I think she also resents the fact that she's always going back to Scott. I think that really drives her nuts because it drives a lot of us nuts. And we were seeing that happening on Vanderpump rules with Stasi and Kristen and how they're reacting. It gets really annoying when you have friends

who like, oh, we're breaking up and you have to vote. All this energy to propping them up again and then they go back to the guy or the girl or whatever It gets really frustrating and sometimes and I think that probably Durinda feels like well I have to be there I have to shoot these scenes with her while she's crying and I've got to proper up But then she won't even like he won't come on to the show and we don't even know get to know what's going on And she protects him and yet I have to still pick up the pieces and it's annoying and I don't want to do it anymore

You know, yeah, I personally think that Durinda has a problem with the fact that Tinsley's rich. She's still got some kind of youth left. Well, there's that too. And that she found another rich man. I feel like Durinda's jealous. Like she's ended up with such love. It's probably all these things, by the way. She doesn't like John. Yeah, she's like with John because she like fucking less beyond like, you don't have to, my opinion and only my opinion is that she just she's like with John because she like fucking less beyond like you don't have to my opinion and only my opinion is she just gets fucked up with John all the time is does drugs with John. all the say, you know, find another rich man, yet another one to take care of her. No, and, you know, I just think to Rida's a miserable, toxic, fucking jealous human being.

And I think that she's very authentic like you were saying before about it. And that's why I like her. I still like her. I think she's a goddamn mess. Like, I think she's a mess. I think she's a mess. I think she's the outrageous issues.

And I think that like, there's certain things that she's a mess. I think she's a mess. I think she's a mess. I think she has rage issues. And I think that there's certain things that she's not emotionally connected with in terms of the things that she gets mad about. But I actually don't think she's toxic. I think that she has, I don't think she's toxic. I think she has resentments. And maybe the way her resentments come out is toxic, which I think is a subtle difference.

I think there's like an intentionality there. That's a little different. Although I will say when Dorenda, when I still think, when Dorenda went after Luan in Cretajana, that was a toxic moment for sure. That was, they had an entire falling out because of that. And that was, and she refused to apologize for that, which was so wrong.

But again, I, again, I feel like I talked that up to just not being in tune emotionally in tune with herself. She seems to be very emotionally in tune with other people when she's sober, but she just doesn't seem to realize in herself, which is I guess what makes her a great reality star. I just see her going for people. She finds the lowest moment and the thing that they're most horrified about or depressed about in their life and she attacks them with it. And I have not seen anybody do that with Durinda back.

So that's why I call her toxic. She's disgusting. Like no one has ever come at Durinda and been like, Durinda, you old jealous slag of a drunk. You are a fucking drunk and a drug addict. I mean, even Bethany went after Durinda, but not her directly. She went after John, but she didn't even go after Durinda. You think John is down there snorting rails alone with everybody else. No one has come after Durinda, the way that she's come after them. No one has just been like, you sad, pathetic, fucking drug addict.

And they could have, because the way she goes after everybody else, they could have come after her, but they don't, you know? And so that's why I say she's toxic. She's just gross. And the only people she doesn't do it to are the people she's afraid of, like Bethany. She didn't ever do it to Bethany.

Every time she fought with Bethany, it was like, we love each other. She never got mean and low. It's the people that she knew that were at the rock bottom. Sonya, when Sonya was always at rock bottom, let's face it. Lou Ann.

Lou Ann. Who is she's intensely at her most pathetic and unable to like land the husband or tensile version of rock bottom, you know, just really mean. She's really mean. This might be the season where it happens. Based on the trailer, it looks like it might happen. Well, the other thing is, by the way, I think it's hard for people to go at her the way she goes at other people because she does get really loud and angry and it just gets unpleasant even for these crazy bitches.

Yeah. And it looks like they're finally telling Durinda this season like I know lady, you know, because she's she looks like a discus worse from here. Well, but of course we're all still going to be like we still love Durinda because Durinda and I said it earlier tonight and I'm going to say it a million times this season, the thing that makes Durinda forgivable is that she actually apologizes. She's like, okay, I did do that and that was wrong and I'm sorry. She will try and make amends later. She has two sides of her personality and it's hard to reconcile because her sober side

is loving and wonderful and very sharp and very emotionally aware and great. And she has a bad side. She has a bad side. But anyway, we have a whole season. We'll probably have this argument about 45 more times per episode. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Well, what a fun way to start the season.

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