Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion

Episode Date: July 20, 2019

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It's real like wake up, okay? Yeah, so it's part two of Real Housewives of New York. God, this show just is just the gift that keeps on giving. And when we just, we open up, we just get right into it. We start with like a Ramona segment. And Andy Cohen, he bases like, welcome back. Well, the Ramona coaster is something that's truly ageless. And so he just goes fully greased. And then Ramona just goes, oh, what? And then we just dive right into a wonderful Ramona coaster montage, which is the best kind of montage.

And watching it, but I just wanna say that watching it, the fact that there are even rumors that Ramona could get demoted to friend of is shocking. When you watch that montage, there's no way a person like this could ever be downgraded to friend of. I'm sorry, absolutely no way. I know she's a mess and this whole reunion, the whole first half of the reunion is her

and I was dying laughing. I mean, no one is more Ramona than Ramona, you know? No one. And as far as the vile horrible thing she doesn't says, of course, but no one does him as charmingly as Ramona. It's like you can't even be mad at her, you know? Yeah, you can't. And I mean, we just see like just a season's worth of bad behavior as they say. And then it comes out of it and she's, whoa, not a dull moment around me. Oh boy, I'm like, it's oh boy, her new thing. Oh boy boy. Also, I just have to point out Andy's opening line. You said it, but I just, I just have to really concentrate

on it. Because at this point, I don't even know if anybody's writing these. It just seems like he's making stuff up. It's like, her name is Ramona. She had an assistant named Ramona. She likes hills and skis on buses. I'm like, what are you talking about? He said, this is what I wrote down. Life at Ramona singers can be a bumpy ride.

This season went off the rails with everyone not named Harry or Mario, proving once again the Ramona coaster is Ageless. What the fuck does that even mean? It's like some weird word salad. And also if the Ramona coaster is Ageless, then she never should be demoted to friend up because, whoa, the Ramona coaster is Ageless, you just said it okay. Did you see the Instagram post? I think it was what happens live posted something saying, uh, there's atlas you just said it okay did you see the Instagram post I think it was what happens live posted something saying there's a reason she's

called atlas and it shows Ramona looking beautiful on what happens live and then she commented it's because I use atlas by Ramona it's like we know Ramona yeah yeah talk about gilding the lily she just like covers the lily and cement Whoa, cemented the lily okay, I cemented it not a lily cements with the fishes no it's the other way around Let's face it. I'm single and ready to mingle. I like men. There's only 24 hours in a day. Now. I want to be the nice boy Yeah, so And I would have been a nice boy. Yeah. So, um, fans want to know if there'll be a reconciliation with Ramon and Mario.

It's like, well, well, what? We're just in different parts of our lives right now. And we have a nice friendship, okay? He's busy trying to bang a millennium, okay? And I'm busy drinking my hard rock, which appeals to millennials also, okay? Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! And he's like, what is going on with you and Harry Dildin? rock, which appeals to millennials also, okay? And he's like, what is going on with you and Harry do a bit? And she's like, um, with great friends, that's going

on. You know what? I had a cavity. And I was like, Harry, look at my cavity. And he did with his tongue. You know, with just friends. And he's like, with benefits. And she's like, look, I was drunk. Okay. What do you want for me? We're like kissing cousins. And suddenly you guys, cousins kiss. Like listen, if anyone made out with our cousin, it was Sonya. So let's stop back. It's so surprised over there, Sonya.

Yeah, exactly. You know what? I've had a little bit too much to drink and you should have never kissed me. And of course I responded because I can't help myself. Okay. She goes, it's not like I denied it. I mean, I didn't deny it.

And then they show clips of her denying it. And there was like, shut up Ramona. And she's like, you know what? I was embarrassed, okay. I was embarrassed, right? So I could say did, okay, but I didn't think it was embarrassed. Then Dorendra just goes, table 61, table 61.

Give a hang and that'll heckle you just saying. She's like, you know what what I say everything is ages about me except my moind Hey, mine's not ages right and they're all groaning. They're a Romana and Beth is like yeah Bethanie Yeah, she stands and starts applauding. She's like yeah, yeah, the one it goes to that's amazing That's I'll read that's not even a reach that's like a reach around That's when you're like having sex with someone other but I'm like you reach around and play with the penis right Yeah, it's like you give a reach round and then you know what you splooged out the truth. That's what it was And Sonya starts this is a very

Active reunion. They're all doing all these motions and like pantomimeing stuff And Sonya does this like pantomine pulling in a rope or something. I didn't know what she was doing until she said, throwing a rope out to a romantic and hang herself. Yeah. And then Ramona is now, she's like trying to spin this into like life lessons that she's learned. She's like, now I've learned.

Never to swear my daughter's life because obviously my mind isn't working quite well. I'm, you know, it's like that movie, A Beautiful Mind, which should be called A Beautiful, but not Ageless Mind, okay? Yeah, I'm like Russell Pageant, just standing there with numbers going all the way around my head, okay? How am I supposed to expect to remember numbers, okay? Like they said 62, but then when the other lady says 61, that's what registered in my mind,

okay? It's what my mind thought, okay, it's what my mind thought. Okay, it's what my mind thought. And Dremel, they made a movie. Yeah, give me a touch, let me touch. Are you waiting for this thing? Are you waiting for me? They're like, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what? Cause like, I sat down and then Dremel just said, like, why you at this table? And I said, I'm at this table, okay? And it really fucked up my head because when I saw it on TV I said 62 and I said where's my wine? But then I walked into a room and russet potato was there looking at numbers on the wall And I was like why you looking at numbers? Why there's so many numbers is the elevator and it's like there's no elevator

Even anywhere I'm on the first floor. I was like whoa my mind is really going. It's really scary, okay? It's like nuts., my mind is really going. It's really scary, okay? It's like nuts, kay? During this like, listen, you casually valued me and when you invite someone, you can't wait, can you see? And she's like, well, there was this empty scene at me. There was empty scene right next to me. It's like, no, no, wasn't. Number one, and number two, it was table number 62.

And not only did I confirm it with you I got the list from Michelle and brought it over you and I put it in face And you say stop making the scene so here's the whole thing is that you making excuses like you always do I was like look at this talking man. Okay. What is this? Baby a movie with talking babies because look look, he's talking, Mr. Rinda. Okay. Whoa, you know what's crazy? When I watch it back on TV, I saw that the MTC next to me,

someone was sitting in, and I was like, whoa, my mind is making up MTC. So can't believe I need to check myself in to a facility that's gonna teach me about my brain. So it's not so uneasier than anymore, okay? She's like, well, I'm sorry about the hope you ask asco. And she goes, uh, you know, no. You say, and Thari's here in there, it was ruined me, it was inconsiderate, it wasn't nice, it was a creatures. And Romana goes, the whole situation wasn't nice, okay? She's, no, no. It's not resolved.

And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, you tell me, and move on. And Sonya's like patting, uh, batting her shoulder like, no, no, no, you tell me and move on. And Sony is like patting her shoulder like tall. Yeah. And Ramona just keeps saying fiasco. She's like, no, what? The whole thing was a fiasco. No, I never swear on my daughter's life. And it was a fiasco, OK? And you know what?

It was a fiasco. I just bought a new car. I got a Chevrolet fiasco. Have you ever seen one of those before? Yeah, it's not a good car. It's called a fiasco for a reason, OK? And I saw my daughter's life. I would never buy a Chevrolet Fiasco. If you ever seen one of those before, yeah, it's not a good car. It's called a Fiasco for a reason, okay? And I saw my daughter's life, I would never buy a Chevrolet, oops.

I saw my daughter's life again. What a Fiasco. Yeah, it was a Fiasco. It's like Tinsy's ex. You know what I just said? Those aren't even spiced. You put on some Fiasco, you know? Then they'll be nice, spiced ex.

Tinsy, okay? It's Fiasco. Yeah, it's like the WAN sobriety, a total Fiasco. That's what that dinner was like, a total WAN sobriety. And then he's like, well, the other lie that you got caught in and read that things like and

and and and shut up that thing okay you are not like that means how to very good season but that's me is such a fucking monster and i will not forget it just because she's acting nice for one season you are not the host of this show but even andy is like yeah she's acting nice for one season. You are not the host of this show, but even Andy is like, yeah, she's the host. They've even situated her so close to Andy

that when they give Andy his one shot, she's in it like the co-host. Did you notice that? Yeah, it's very much like, it's like, it's like, we just in Cathy Lee, essentially. Oh, so amazing. And then Ramona, who's never wanted to see a patch of land and not to go home, put herself into it.

We and he's like, so let's talk about line number two. And Ramona said, well, I didn't list the first one, so why? Okay, sorry, sorry, if you ask, but we're gonna watch. Here we go, here we go, Javani 62. 62. I want to see Durinda at Bingo. She just, she's just to call out 62 every time. Your next number is 62.

62. We're going to start listening. It was my mind. It's not like I made up some story. And the best thing is like, listen, when you talk out loud, you sound like a moron? Did my what did my hotel Wi-Fi cut out I've been noticing you know, they did they just let we can thank the beautiful Maryott Marriott of Norfolk Virginia for this beautiful

Hotel Wi-Fi It's like what I didn't even know I didn't even know my Wi-Fi. It's like, what? I didn't even know my Wi-Fi went out. I... Like, my mind. You know, this is the one recap where if the Wi-Fi comes in and out, it still will all make sense. Right? Yeah, just, 62, 62. It is not much different than hearing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And...

When you talk out loud, you sound like a moron. She goes, I don't care, okay? And Andy's like, okay, well, here's the other line. The guest list year of Earthy Party. Remember when we saw that clip of your friend telling you to invite SodyD you said, no, then you told SoD that they weren't invited? Come on, Ramona.

I'm Beth Nies in the shop. Like, I remember that again. I remember that again. The way. Yep. And Luans also chime usually, caught with the pants down. Pants down.

Pants down. Like you, Luan, you literally got caught in a hotel room with your pants down okay I don't know that you're willing to throw this stone you're not the one to throw the pants down stone okay the pants stop throwing those quarter row pants at the glass wall yes don't throw a quarter row pants if you live in a jeans house okay yes you can quote that everyone can put that in the crap in this quote But don't throw forward cans if you're living like that makes as much sense as Ramona's excuses I wonder why we don't get that podcast award. Why do we never win that?

So Ramona's like listen, I wanted my birthday from me Okay, I didn't want it to be filmed and in fine five of the girls I would have to film it Okay, cuz it's not like I could just break the third world, okay? Like you don't just break a third line on TV. I like the idea of Ramona being concerned about breaking the third world. She's like, whoa, it just has a concept. How are we gonna feed all these people? I went I went to the Republic of Congolene and I said I don't want to break you, okay? I won't fill my birthday party

And Andy's like the fourth wall And I like that we're talking about we go on trips together we do everything together Ramona Why is it breaking the fourth wall? Yeah, and I like that when she's like you know when she's saying that she just didn you know, she didn't want it to be filmed because she wanted to be person on the windows Oh, come on! Oh, really? She's just piling on wherever she can, whatever she can. No, whatever Ramona even says.

The other day, I had a Snickers bar for the first time in 12 years. Oh, really? A Snickers bar more like three Musketeers if I ever saw one. Stop packing from a chicolim me he looping lip you late So Andy's like you're on a reality show that's part of your job and she's like listen I just wanted something from me okay, sorry third world. Sorry Yeah, I'm sorry Nepal you can't get to see my birthday party, okay Yeah, I'm sorry Nepal. You can't get to see my birthday party, okay?

Sony was like without better. I heard my feelings. Oh, yeah, but her my feelings by thought to okay I get it. Well, I heard my feelings too. Look at me admitting when I'm wrong, okay? Sony's like how can you tell my friends that you're trying to break into society when you're about 70 years old Ramona she is I know them 30 years, okay. I know better than you And Sony is like well By the way, you're not there when we have a tent a tent private clubs And tinsley just goes Tinsley's like can I speak now? Oh? Fine

You say you wanted it to be private, but then it's all over your Instagram story So it wasn't super private. And it's like, whoa, well, yeah, because I'm very happy. I was having a personal happy day, okay? As opposed to an impersonal sad day with you, Tinsley, okay? And suddenly you guys move on, move on. It's Tinsley talking, okay, that means we run this, run this to the ground, move on. Just got paid for Tinsley to. Okay, that means we run this to the ground.

Move on. Disgott pay for Tinsley to have some airtime right now. Move it on. Move it on. So then Andy's like, so Ramona, can we talk about the terrible things he said about Dennis after he died? Whoa. Whoa.

What? That was terrible. Like, my mind. I don't even know where my mind is. Someone finds my mind. Someone tell me because I don't know where it is. It's like a boss. It's not ageless. Okay. I apologize to everyone Dennis to God to his family to Ron Howard for making that beautiful movie with Russell crown I also want to I also want to thank Share she's beautiful singer beautiful person inside it out. I want to think

The I'm making the donut sky from Dunkin' Donuts is an inspiration because I always like donuts in the morning and I never used to have them in the morning and then I saw the commercials like whoa I want them in the morning. Uh who else what to think? I want to thank the giraffe and the toys for rest toys. Well what an inspiration they're like Ramona focus. Okay he doesn't want to grow up he wants to be asalous okay? I don't know if that thing goes listen all right alright like this there's a certain level of bad behavior we expect from you okay but then I want you showing it's like boom smack pal slap punch crack like slide stop drop roll I mean come on let's say it's like you

have a thing with me what she said everything that you called every like you were the worst person in your talking heads about every single person on this show can you please get off the cross? Please. And also could you narrate a reboot of the 1960s Batman? Just like Batman punch something. Pow. Like what's going on? He just like punch someone like what? Like so it's a big deal. You like hit someone? Like you want me to say pow okay. Bang. Okay. What's going on? What's matter? Listen here. I'm halfway. You know much. I'll fire. Okay. There I said it Yeah, I said it there I said you like the cat woman. Okay, you don't look like cat one. You know what? You're just like a girl with a ears on okay?

You know what? You know what I call that? I'm not woman. All right. That's what you got both things like you have something with me Like I don't know what it is It's just something and you have it with me for a moment. You have it with me like what's the thing you have with me? I'm gonna go snow. I don't I mean look your behavior can be atrocious. She shrugs Yeah, and it's no I mean, look, your behavior can be atrocious. She shrugs. Yeah. And I think she said my behavior can be atrocious. Oh, I know. She's so, no.

It works as if you're atrocious. I mean, the way he walked from me, you know. But then he goes, and it's my problem. And she goes, to me, to me. And then the way he goes, well, she does have a mean streak. She really has a mean streak. Ramona, very, very mean streak. You ever see a streak?

I mean, I have a streak of sold out shows, but Ramona has a streak of meanness. Uh, listen to me. Okay, she didn't come after you this season unwarranted. Oh, really? You're all coming after, just wait. Just wait for even the rest of this hour. Okay, give me a break.

So she's like, man, how could you do this to me after the year I've had? Like, you don't even tell me anything to me? Like, you see me at that crowd back where I was totally talking shit about you and saying that you shouldn't even be here and you shouldn't even be invited. Remember that? And you said, like, you didn't even say anything to me because you're like too worried about you and me on heels. And your lobsters, you didn't even come over and say anything to me. Like, how could you? How could you not be compassionate to me? Well, I never know if I'm gonna get my eyes scratched out, okay?

Whoops, there goes that ageless mind again, nothing very ageless. That's crap. No, it's not. Just scary, okay? You very hot and cold with me, scaring me, okay? That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Sarah, it's on the table, right? That's it.

You're hot and you're cold, you're, yes, then you're, no, you're up and you're down, you're right when you're wrong all that so Beth is like who should be scared of who I'm like I think actually we should all be scared of you Bethany you are very terrifying at all times yeah you're you're both pretty scary and reminiscent I'm scared of you that's who I'm scared of you because you come at me with more guns blazing everybody and when you're upset with me it's like I just came my distance. I'm like, okay, okay I'm just gonna keep my distance. Okay, it's scary. That's it. Yeah, then don't talk about him in the back, okay? Like don't talk about him in my back. Don't talk to my face. Okay, she said, whoa, wasn't behind your back. Eighth dicks.

Eighth dicks. Look at the show. Eighth dicks. Okay, you know my favorite actor is now used to be T-digs. Now it's eight dicks. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, you want to put it right down the andy. Eight diggs. Start with Brent. And so on you, it's just sitting there going, TUSHAY. TUSHAY. TETAT.

Private Cloud. TUSHAY. She probably is starting off an email to a guy named Shay that she wants to fuck. TUSHAY. Do you want to meet tonight? No, let's start that over. TUSHAY.

You want to fuck tonight? No. Let's start that over to Shae. You want to fuck tonight? No, let's write that again Duranda's like Ramona I've got to ask do you ever learn from things that you do? I mean come on. We've done this 11 times now We get a clip of Ramona over the years at reunions. So fucking price. Listen, very outspoken. You know, sometimes people just say Ramona, whoa, she's outspoken. Then the next one, you know what? You look like a bully, okay? Sorry, I look like a bully. What personality? Hey, I wouldn't want to be friends with you, okay? I mean, it's very scary being friends with someone so ageless except friends with me, okay? I mean, it's very scary being friends with someone

so ageless except in the mind, okay? I, you know, I know it came across sorrowful and even watching myself on camera, I'm like, is that me? Was that cat woman, okay? Boom, pow, lick, smet, stop feeling my shit, remada, okay, sorry, the horrible person there had said it again Okay, sorry. My horrible person there. It's set it again, 2019.

Okay. Yeah, she's like, whoa, you know what, I'm trying the best that I can. I'm about to be like, you know what, you know what, I had to watch what happens live poll. Okay, when I was hosting, okay. And guess what, the viewer said that what you said was the single most, like we just worst by all thing

you've ever done. And you've done a lot of by all things. Okay, so it's like the worst thing you've ever done, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I was like, whoa, wow. I'm surprised, probably even put it up. And you've done a lot of final things. Oh, we all have flaws, darling. We all have flaws. Oh, I'm defending you. I'm defending you.

I'm just saying you're a flawed person, you know, who gets a lot of sandwiches thrown in your face for no reason for not even breaking a log, getting drunk and fucking with someone else's hotel room and acting like a drunk after I have. Yeah. Yes, yes. No, no, I, I support everything Bethany saying

because she's defending me in my roundhouse. Thank you Well, look was wrong, okay, I wish I hadn't said it and if I could take it back could it take it back But look I even called you after Aaron and I was like, well, can't believe Bravo put that in I'm really sorry that Bravo can't take that back, okay? Whoa, I'm really sorry. I mean, you would think that after a cold bravo and pestered the executive producer of the show for an hour straight and said, why did you include that in the show?

Why did you make you look that bad? You would think that bravo would take it down, but I guess not, I guess not. Yeah, and Andy's like, well, you know, there were some nice moments like an upstate when you talked about being abused and then That part when Bethany hugged you and it was like a real hug without a knife in her hand and Bethany's like, yeah, yeah, yeah Because like I said a text like

I know you'll feeling store you okay like I'm making you feel better about what you did to me Yeah, she has this whole thing. She's like, you know what Ramona has never come did to me what you don't do me. All right. Yeah. She has this whole thing. She's like, you know what? Ramona has never come up to me and never said, like, you know what? I've been discussing to you. You know what? I've been terrible to you.

You know what? And I feel bad for what you're going through. All right. And Ramona's like, well, I don't know what to do. You just drop that. I bet he says, you don't have to do anything. I'm like, you just said you're upset that Ramona has not, like, me gestures or overtures to be emotionally supportive to you. And then Ramona's like, well, what do I do? And you say you don't have to do anything. Tell Ramona has not like majesters or overtures to be emotionally supportive to you

and then Ramona's like, well, what do I do? And you say you don't have to do anything. Tell him Ramona, no, you're not being honest. Bethany is saying, I want you to next time call me and reach out to me. You know, so like Bethany also contributes to this. Oh my God, Bethany is such a hypocrite. Has Bethany ever apologized to anybody for anything ever?

Ever. Yeah, you're there. You're there, but Yeah, you're there. You're there, but not, you know, not after going through some crazy, like it always takes a little bit of like, like she goes nuts and then it takes like some perspective slash the audience basically. Yeah, slash Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, evil tweets, you know. Yeah, so she's like, can I wait?

Like, I look, try to be kind and look, that's me saying that. I was like, well, you know, see, that's why you got to love Bethany, because at least she has some self-awareness. Exactly. So now we go- I have a client side, you know? I mean, I have more young sides than I've client sides, but it's still there. Right? Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial.

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I mean, that's saying a lot. Yeah. He's like, Dorenda, why did you react the way you did on that thing? And Dorenda's like, well, you know what? He was all about Ramona. You know what? And she was just going to shove us in the back. And I said, you know what? It's not about Ramona. It's about saying

62 leave no table 62's behind you know I'm saying She doesn't want to share the limelight, right? And limelight is what she's supposed to get when you're talking in an event for abuse women Right like what are you even talking about over there? I'm about to go. Yeah, that's the opposite of charity Like not sharing the lim's the opposite of charity. Like not sharing the line, might. Opposite of charity. Yeah, I mean, they're making me defend Ramona here because Ramona's like, whoa, I was gonna speak first and you guys, I mean, that seems like a,

that actually is like a pretty sound and pretty simple explanation for it. It was Ramona's event. She was gonna make the opening remarks, then they could all speak. And like, I think that's like a pretty open and shut thing right thing right there, you know, so Andy's like so the wind you wrote a book on etiquette Remember that what was your reaction to it and when the wind just goes what are we talking about? We're talking about Ramona being bad. Oh sure. Oh, it was horrifying. She was horrifying. Yeah terrible

I've never seen something as horrifying as it before terrible. Absolutely terrible I haven't been that horrified since I heard Liza Menelli wasn't cast as the new little mermaid. I mean how hard does a woman have to cabaret him? I mean it's like saying Liza with an S. Who does that? And Luangus, oh we need to stop, really, right? You are just a trox in the birth chart. You need to read yourx in the birth size. You need to read your own book and come back. I need my shaggy.

I need your okay. The fish who? Thanks, Lysk. Thanks, Lysk. Look, what the hell is going on with Theranda? Duran, do you not remember five minutes ago when you hugged her made up with Luan? What the fuck?

Duran, calm down. Yeah, ask me a question. Don't be rude. Chapter 32. When asked the question, answer it and don't interrupt someone else's very articulate and on point to answer. Okay, rude face. And Andy's like, so Ramona, you said that you're working on yourself. What are you working on now? She goes listen? I am what I am baby if they all grown Sink or you're something else. Yeah, yeah piece of work singing arise swear Don't be rude over there. No, they weren't talking about you. Oh So then is the Tim's Lee segment with the laws of verbal love and dog

bambi and everyone starts like laughing. Yeah, which is so cold. What the hell is wrong with these people? Did we all forget Bethany's Instagram live of when Cookie was dying and she's on there like sobbing and screaming and having a fit and then she showed I think she showed the dog like the dog passed away on Instagram. The dog was having a seizure on Snapchat. Like, the dog had its own doggy filter on it with a seizure. I'm like, why are you broadcasting this right now, Bethany? Like, I felt terrible for her because cookie. We grew up with cookie, okay.

But that was a lot. Yeah, that was sad, but you hypocrite. So then we get into the dog, she called 911 for the one for the for the dogs. And then we get to the Dorenda is basically calling Tinsley a whore. She's like, well, you're a high price call girl, which is basically what they're all saying. And then they're like, what, why are you so offended? So they come out of this on top of Tinsley's, they're

basically like, you know, what's the deal with you? And Tinsley's like, you know, I come from a place where you don't talk about money and it's super awkward to have to talk about money, which I think is like, I know, what's the deal with you? And Tinsie's like, you know, I come from a place where you don't talk about money and it's super awkward to have to talk about money, which I think is like, I think that's actually, again, a fair thing, right? She doesn't want to talk about it. And so, she's like, you know, she's like, you know, I grew up privileged and I was like

in the biggest house in Richmond and I was the lead in the WSOT fall and I was on gossip girl and and we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, make you do the get it. She goes, make you do we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that tinsley, she's saying, no, I'm not a kept woman. I'm just a wealthy arist who did nothing for my money because I inherited it. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, I'm not living off the money of the man I'm fucking. I'm living off the money of the man I was born to. Yeah. No, I'm not doing nothing and just letting my boyfriend pay for everything. I'm doing nothing and letting my family assay pay for everything

And she goes oh god She goes no, I've done work. I was doing branding stuff. I worked with Dior and Bethany's like that was years ago That was years ago and Sony's like not enough living that hotel I'm like listen you guys all coast off of something you guys did 25 years ago. Okay. I mean, Sonya, the Morgan letters, please. No kidding. And it's rumored that Sonya's apartment is the apartment her daughter's father pays for. That's her daughter's apartment. And Sonya's living it with her while that of Wash She's a College or whatever. So, Sonya, you're still living off man's money that's not even dumped you a long time ago. Is this shut up. Yeah, exactly.

So Beth, you know what? You don't live in New York, okay? Let's not get it twisted, okay? You don't live in New York. I'm like, you were just talking last week about that you got an apartment in Boston. Yeah, total. Beth's me such a fucking hypocrite with all of this.

And then not showing your mom on TV and everything else. And so I said, okay, so I'm not in New York house, why then? And because you still live in the hotel She goes yes, I live in the hotel. Yeah, you You moved out in January I had a pizza delivery there. She wasn't even there You can watch it on pizza three real hard sides a bit though. No, you don't You don't live in the hotel, okay? Cuz I sent a pizza the great boss Virginia and guess what you didn't need it

You didn't need it and you said you had the biggest house of Virginia and she's like yeah well she moved in January went to pop it and then moved that again and then back and that again yeah bye bye bye and she's like well I came back in May okay so I did go away for a while, but I came back and made during the goes I'm like, I don't know. What are you guys trying to get at here? Okay, what do you guys really do? She's only in New York to shoot the show that she's really a high price call girl That's like flying to West Palm Beach and then living off scott's money and she shouldn't even be on the show Because it's not fair that she doesn't even live there is what they're saying. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I, and in some ways, I actually really do understand what they're saying, but the way they are, they're arguing it is just not, not the best. Yeah, they're horrible fucking people.

That's not nice. And they're going after, why are you going after Tinsley? What did she ever do to you? Yeah, exactly. So, and then, but Dorenda is also just like trying to put it under the guys of like trying to get to know her better. She's like, you know what? I actually don't know a lie about you. You know, we don't go out. I'm like, hey, I'm going to the tea shop today and you're like, don't respond. And then I'm like, hey, I'm going to walk over to the liquor store and you know, respond.

And I'm like, hey, I'm going to walk down this sidewalk and then I don't hear from you. I'm like, there's that there. Yeah, what do we know about you, Dorenda? We know that your husband passed away, sadly, and we know that you drink a lot. Like, that's literally all we know about you. And you have a daughter named Hannah. So, can we please stop acting like you have some really deep storyline on this show that Tinsley doesn't? So, Tinsley Basley starts saying how, you know what?

She's like, you know what? Like, when I went to jail and I went to my break up, I wasn't in my right mind, and when I moved in with Sonia, I wasn't in my right mind. when I moved in with Sonya, I wasn't in my right mind. I was shopping every day trying to sell my problems through shopping. And the woman just started talking over her as she's trying to explain what her mental state was. And Andy's just like, let Tinsley speak. Let Tinsley speak.

Which I feel like should be a t-shirt, right? Let Tinsley speak. Let me write that down. Let me write that down. Let me write that down. So. Tinsley speak. Let's write that up. Right, let's get the microphone. So, yeah. So then basically, tins... She basically, after she got arrested, her family

reduced her inheritance percentage on a monthly basis, which is already kind of hell-area. Like the money that you do nothing for, you're going to be earning a little bit less, but still probably a lot of money that you're still doing nothing for. And so she moved in with Sonya because her family didn't want her to be living alone. And then once she proved, once she passed the Sonya test, she was allowed to go on her own again and get back to real life, which is something she never really explained.

So then they were really happy that she finally admitted this embarrassing detail on National TV and made herself, you know, humiliated herself for all of us. Yeah. And Sony was like, yeah, you were shopping every day when you lived with me in small shops. And now you're wearing $4,000 shoes, $10,000 dresses. I'm like, well, guys, I was cut off and now I'm not. And then Sony gets, well, thank you for being a good girlfriend. So, I don't have to explain myself. Andy goes well they think that they're sharing stuff and she's I share I mean I cried don't you remember how I cried when Scott left I cried and if that was fake I deserve an Emmy okay I've talked about my mother I got a sweater for my dog my eggs. You're holding back

you're holding back and Durinne goes well where are you I would like to get you baby and since it goes I only open up to people who care about me Yeah, what about the what about the circus? What about my family and Beth can just go no no no no no no no She said everything what about when I told you about my dad being an alcoholic and I cried with my with Luanna lunch a bad I know What about when I told you about my dad being an all saying and then wondering why she's crying about it. She's like, no, absolutely not. Well, are you with him right now? No, do you see him here? Table 62! Say, say, say, say.

Since the show have you gotten back together with him? We'll see him. We'll see him. I mean, we went on a trip together. So that's kind of getting back together. Did you have your own room on the trip? I was like, no! It just didn't work. I'm gonna go, that's sad. That's sad.

It's the Rubs are armed while she's shrugging. Yeah, that's my favorite room on a shrug. Whoa, I'm so sad I have to rub my arm to make sure it's still awake so we can hear how sad it is. I know, but she looks at the audience like, whoa, you just crazy idiot. Whoa, that's not this one just sad no babies for this one the oven is closed So then Andy's like so Bethany. So what did you mean when you say that Tinsley sets women back a hundred years? Listen all I meant is that she just non-example a female empowerment

I mean is that she just a very weak woman who women shouldn't turn to as an example and they should actually never think about her ever again because she's a kept woman. I don't care what she says. And there's nothing that is very sad and women shouldn't be like a normal woman should be like literally anything else but tensley. Favorite clip? Great. Be like that.

Don't be like tensley. Be like them in the lava lab. I mean, at least they hold things, right clip. Great. Yeah, be like that. Don't be like Tim's. Be like him in the law, but I mean at least they hold things. All right business business So he's like, is it possible that she was just raised differently because she's from the South and she has different values and Beth He's like, oh my god, let's not make it about the South. Okay, that Ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Host of the show. That's idiotic that you say who is this? Clay can't get rid of him sitting in my chair. Get rid of him. Yeah. He's like, actually, it's not. I mean, she's a rich W-ton from the South. Okay, well then that, Debbie Tons,

they set us back 100 years. Yeah, I said, I said, I said, no more Debbie Tons. You know what I want? You know what I want? Debbie Tons, not more like Debbie, Debbie not. That's what I call Debbie nots. Uh, Durant is like, you know what? I think, Tinsley, she do what makes her happy, okay?

I'm just like,'ll be more transparent okay okay wait a minute that one sucka so yes so now after these women have all gone so mad attentively for not opening up and not being forthcoming with them we start talking about bambi poor bambi the dog that that wore a trill neck sweater better than really most humans can. So this poor dog died and Andy's like, can you explain the freezing and the unfreezing of the dog? And so Chinsley starts talking. She's like, well my sister was close to the dog and he was like a family member and she wanted to see him. So we had to freeze him and you just hear Bambi's muttering

under her breath to during that. She's like like if I laugh at this part I'm literally gonna kill myself like literally just not gonna let myself laugh yeah I'm not I'm not and he's like so and what are the fire trucks come oh because I got none one one like they do that can I'm not help with the dog and Beth he's like oh my god oh my god keep it together I feel a never-slapped never-slapped it's, oh my god, oh my god. Oh, keep it together. I feel a never-slaff. Never-slaff. It's coming. Oh my god. Never-slaff.

It's coming. It's coming. He holds the tag when he's frozen. And Beth is like, please stop. Please just stop. And Romana goes, whoa, they don't do that with people, do they? Oh my god. He's like just trying so hard.

He's just trying so hard. He holds you after. That's greatest nuts. And Beth is like, Romana? I don't know. Romana, stop it. I'm trying to I don't know. Ramana? Stop it. I'm trying to control myself. Yeah, stop it. Stop it. Meanwhile, if someone had done this to Bethany, when she's talking about cookie, oh, it would have been like, it would have been a drama.

You talked about that. I was sharing back cookie. I was sharing back cookie. You said these things. But this is like, we gave some credit to Andy this week for being a little ballsy and calling out Teddy on the Beverly Hills reunion because I like when Andy gets shady right back with them and calls them on their shit, but this is the moment for him to be like, uh, Bethany, come on, cookie. Yeah, come on. Yeah, exactly. Especially again, they're like saying, you know, this is what this is probably why it is, is hesitant towards sharing things because they always laugh in her face. I'm not saying it's not deserved. I'm just saying you can't ask for one thing and then just like, you know, think that she's crazy for being afraid to open up to you guys and then literally laughing at her face

when this is the closest thing that she has to having a child, you know? And she's like devastated by it. Yeah, and so Sonja's like, we weren't making fun of you, Tinsley. We were calling you a whore. We were like, no one was making fun, okay? Rubbing her arm. No one's like, no one was making fun. Okay rubbing her arm

And I was like no one is hurting it. That's all yeah So they say like well, yeah, he's in Palm Beach now because that's where my dad is in a box And then my other three Chihuahua's and they all start cracking up under their breath because he's like comparing the death of her father to that Oh my god, so awkward Yeah, and so Yeah, and Durinda again is like, he's here. I'm sorry for hearing your feelings. I just wanted to get to know you want a deeper level. Okay, but I don't know if there is a deeper level there. You know what? It's like jumping into a swimming pool and realizing it was one of those street art things where they draw swimming pool on cement

and it's not really a pool. So when you jump it's just surface It's just surface and you never actually get in there. You know what I'm saying Range man Well, you just me and so I'm just like me too. I said that to I said it So then we did someone talk about arrangements. Yes, I would like a new arrangement of money camp on your class That'd be wonderful, thank you. So then they take a break and Lewand's like, I need to stand, I need to stand for a second. Preferably with a mark, we're falling in my hand.

And we're most like, I got a peak, okay? This is like every reunion Ramona gets up to go pee. I know, so strange to be on stage, but sitting at the same time. How weird, does someone have some bongos I could play? Need to cover my awkward legs, no. So then we're back. And he's like, piquadillos, piquadillos, pecadillos,

foibles, eccentricities, craziness, wonky-ness, bow-talk-size, anybody anybody else give me some stuff here guys she's like a bar of soap but she's on slabs what am I even doing here? she goes to the farm but she really hates pharma, sootical companies let's talk about it she likes playing cis twister and she's got a sister it's got a So the next segment is about how all their weird little eccentricities or whatever they do. Ticks that make the ladies click. Yes. all their weird little x-interesties or whatever that they do. Chicks that make the ladies click. Yes.

And I never noticed this one about Dorenda, did you? Yeah. Where every time she comes in, she goes, oh, Ramona is about like showing her butt and her baby with everybody and going, I have great legs, great boobs, I'm hot, I can't, okay? If you got it, flon it, okay? When else can I do it? When I'm 90? Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh, my show, my show, cabaret, my show, my show, my show, my show, it's three two, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show. And Sonia's is farting everywhere. And Tinsley's is drinking peanut grease.

Yo, and Bethesnie's is ordering for everybody, which I find to be the most obnoxious, controlling a fucking thing you could do, okay? Yeah. So then, Bethany was counting the cabarets and she's like, but that was only 18. All right, I lost the bet. I lost the bet with myself, ah, I have to pay myself $18 million and paid.

Thank you. You know what? We're all fun. I have to say, we're all fun, okay? My mind may be short, but one thing I can detect is that we're a fun group of girls. Yeah, and Andy's like so tootsie, how would your, how'd your mom feel about

you drinking so much peanut grease? You're saying, well, I mean, it's not cold. I'm sure she'd be mad about me being called a whore over an over again. And it's like Ramona. So hard rock is God. We go. He goes. Well, he's like, well, Ramona, you know, he was Pino Grigio used to be your thing. And she's like, yeah, that's right. But you know what? I've moved on to vodka and solar. Okay,

because my best friend slash daughter, Avery, told me about hot rock. Okay, hot rock is this big thing. Hard rock is the new millennium drink. It's this infused salsa vodka, and it's four millenniums. They're like, you mean millennials? I don't know. I just know it's called, hard rock, and you smoke it, it's made of cocaine, okay? It's millenniums.

And he's like, so Sonia, what do you eat that makes you so gassy? She's like, oh gosh, well, these trips are just so many options. I eat them all and just a warning. I just had two pieces of chocolate over there. Cruditay. Cruditay. Don't give her a cruditay.

Sonia, step away from the cruditay. Listen, you can't spell cruditay with that root. Root. Hit boys. Don't be rude. Because I can't be a person next to you There's always rude to me all the time. Thank you. That'll be at the next show Mandy's like to Rinda's enthusiasm entering a room is really high

Yeah, I've got a little bit Look at you You get a 62 you You can eat your cans. You can eat 62. You can eat 62. I don't get 62. I'm ignored. But we're not sisters anymore, right?

J'encha, boah, daah. Also, he asked the little man. And he goes, so the man, seeing that super cut, does that change the way you think about talking about cabaret all the time? And she just goes, um,

because you know what her mind, she's like, no, I didn't even talk about it enough. She's like, no, I mean, in a parallel talk about it too much, but it's going on. It's what's going on in my life, my fabulous, better than everyone's life. So they're all okay with a bath and he ordering the food, um, Ramona's, you know, Ramona's feeling herself this season. He's like, it's like, yeah, you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You're right. I'm feeling myself. Because you know what?

I'll tell you what it is. You know what? I've been working on myself. And they're like, yes, that's what you always say. I just know physically I've been working on myself. Okay, you know, that's so long I've been working on the railroad. I guess what on the railroad, Guess what? On the railroad. Okay, just call me a seller because I'm like a fast Amtrak train and I've been worked on. Because what party working on because you just lied nine times. So he's like, okay, so there was a scene that was cut. This has been going around about you

being mean to Tim's and her makeup and then they showed this clip we talked about it a couple weeks ago but we they showed this clip and she's like tensely you what you make up you look over your age okay look over your age look over your age and I look young I look young and you look old she's like dancing around the makeup room Francing yes you know what it's because I felt close to her okay She's like dancing around the makeup room. Francing, yes. And you know what? It's because I felt close to her.

OK. That's why. Because I was, because we bonded this season, OK? And I was giving her hard love. Maybe it was wrong. I don't know. I'm working on myself. OK?

I'm working on giving soft love, not hard love. She's so innocent. I know. And Tensey's like, I just feel more comfortable makeup. and she was like, but you shouldn't have to sleep in your makeup Okay, right like being with makeup is not like being with a man You're not gonna have a baby when you wake up in the morning makeup isn't single and ready to mingle okay? And since he's like, but I feel comfortable I'm comfortable sleeping in my makeup you sleep in your babes and I'll sleep in my last days, okay

up you sleep in your babes and I'll sleep in my last days okay I feel like I was sitting on the table 62 full of shade so then it's a Ramona time again and he's like you know it's really crazy Ramona that you're always showing your butt and your boobs because the first reunion you literally walked out at the mention of Alex McCord having nude pictures. And then we see the clip of her getting up and walking out. Just pretend I'm not there. Okay. Yeah, she's like, yeah, it's crazy. It's what being on the show will do. Okay. So, um,

me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, So, um, I mean, in you, in me. Whoa, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. I'm like Tyler Swift right now. So, um, I do segment,

um, and we get to see, you know, this whole montage. And, uh, Lui An goes, yes, well, that's the hard truth. It's watching that. I mean, that's the reality I live in every day that I don't think the girls understand.

I don't complain about it. I don't really talk about it with you girls because I don't want to be a Debbie Downer. I just want to be the bright, cap-a-ray star you all need in your lives. Yeah, and Ramona's like, yeah, but then you messed up, so what happened? That? And she's like, well, you know, I did slip. And I kept an eye that. And he goes, when did you slip? She goes, well, it was Easter day.

It was Easter day. And he goes, so you had Tuma Moses? Is that still the story we're going with? And then you took a breath of life and failed it. She goes, well, yes, we got three times today. I take those. And, you know, of course I should have known

that your mind plays games with you. And I thought it's 10 o'clock and I'll have to blow until three and son he goes oh, blow Son he's on the side making jokes and she's like I thought it'd be okay, but there's no margin for error And that's a very stressful way to live Andy, you know, and these girls don't understand it They just don't understand So I'm just gonna get herself a DUI just so she can relate that thing three times a day. I like it. I feel like we have a relationship.

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And that, like, I actually get that. Of course. I think that's, like, you know, because Luanne has been crazy this season and she's been very self-involved. But you know, when she says it like that, I'm like, you know, that actually makes sense. And I actually think that as much as she's been ridiculous, we kind of don't give her enough credit for how hard it actually really is to say so, but especially if it seems like she doesn't

really believe she's an alcohol, and she just believes she was self-medicating. And you know, it's actually, it's fair to have a distinction like that, but she has to do this because it was mandated and I actually get that I feel like I do too like even going on a diet and I'm not if I'm not drinking. I won't even want to go out I'll be like I'm not going to go out if I can't drink it'll be boring like why the hell would I want to go be around a bunch of drunk people you know and so to have to do that or go to jail and have to do whatever. Yeah, of course it's hard. And to know also that in a certain way, you're in a certain way your job depends on how entertaining you can be. And if you feel like you are not as entertaining when you're sober, if you feel like you're boring when you're sober or you can't have as much fun

and you can't be on the same level as everyone else, and on top of that, you know you could be judged by the audience or be recorded. That actually is really hard to deal with. Yeah, and breath things like, well, you know, you say we don't understand, but we only find that you feel like after this, you know, like I've never had a real moment where you say, like, like, you know, I feel nervous because people are drinking. And it's like, Beth, me, everybody just not to go through your fucking line of approval. Okay. Now why don't you just use every nice thing that you've ever done for anybody

against her right now. You throw it in her face. Go for it. You're cute up. Yeah. And the man's like, well, I didn't feel supported. I think that's one. You throw it in her face. Go for it. You're cute up. Yeah. And the man's like, well, I didn't feel supported. I think that's one.

So he goes fair enough. Fair enough. Fair point. Fair point. When she's watching tennis and Bethany's like, you wear it. You wear it. You wear it. You wear it.

And he's like, well, I think she's saying because everyone was hammered. And she goes, where is it? You didn't consider me. I mean, Bethany, you came into my room to yell at me with a drink in your hat Oh drink in your hand It is kind of fine retrospect that is hilarious and then they showed it They showed the scene where Bethany comes in there said listen I'm not here to talk with you. I'm here to talk at you or whatever she said and she's holding the drink and they

So Lewanger's looked out at the drink and back up at Bethany like oh god Here it comes. This yelling glass of vodka. You know what? Before I lay into you, let me just take a drink of this delicious, delicious alcoholic drink. Okay? Hold on one second.

Was that allowed, Slurp? Could you hear it? Could you really taste it going down my mouth? Let me drink it again. Oh, that's good. Yes. Really? A good social lubricant, making it easy for me to have a conversation with you right

now. And then Bethany just drops to the bottom and goes as low as she fucking can. You know, this is why I can never totally get behind her. She's like, uh, she's like, well, drink in your hand and Bethany goes, yeah, well, I think you've been drinking too. All right, I don't even think you're taking sobriety seriously. Amanda's like, uh, so you think she's there are other things outside those mimosas? She's just, yeah yeah everyone on this couch

I said they've heard stories and you know that they know that she's not sober But we're not cops. So I guess it doesn't matter. It's just will yes What you say actually does matter because it can get me thrown back in jail, Bethany Check out well then okay. Well, we don't think you're sticking to it. That's all she's like, okay Well, then I will say it again. To any police officers, we don't believe that she's sober. Okay, just want to make sure all the parole officers hear that. Okay, great. God, such an asshole. So Andy's like, well the group says you're working, you know, one thing is since you're in Cabaret, you are working in an environment that is not conducive to saying sober,

and honestly you slipped and it was while you were doing cabaret well for me I'm a self-sabotage or it's just who I am you know and that's what I've learned about myself when I'm doing great which is right now because I'm a cabaret star doing great did I mention that I'm doing great because I have a poster up of myself and Miami yes so that means I'm in high alert of self-sabotage listen a wise woman said you have to make millions to lose them so that means I'm in high alert of self sabotaging. Listen, a wise woman said you have to make millions to lose them. So that's what's happening to me, okay? And Bethingers, well that's prophetic. It's like shut up over there. Yeah, when I'm doing great,

that's what I need to be careful. It's not the Cabaret's fault because then I'm working the room, I'm a working. And he's like, well, do you think you're an alcoholic? Because she's like, room I'm working and he's like well do you think you're an alcoholic because she's like hmm I don't know it's caporee star because yes in that case yes it's like well I don't know I know that I was self-medicating you know I was doing that and he goes why were yourself meditating and the medical well you know it's the end of the marriage. And, so, yes, the end of the marriage. Thank you, Ramona. I was on a thing with the kids, and I was very lonely. I was on a highway to hell. Hit it, boys.

I way to hell. It's where I was going to. I way to hell, which is Ramona's house. I way to hell. Yes, I am. I would never buy property there. That's for sure. And Andy's like, well, this sound will be by house south of the highway to hell. He's like the stuff with Bethany refusing to stop talking about how much he

helped you when you were down on the ground. Um, remember that time, that sounds more like a manic episode. She's, oh, yeah. Well, for sure. I mean, the kids thing, the kids suing me when I found that out. I mean that is when I just lost it and I called Bethany. She came over and she goes yeah, yeah, it was scary. And I came over I came over. So yes, you did Bethany. Yeah, I came over when you were at the very worst.

It's very but you remember that night? Remember you were outside pacing like talking crazy. You were wearing that hat. Remember that night? It's a, but you remember that night? Remember you were outside basing like talking crazy. You were wearing that hat. Remember that night? It's a cod bath in me. Remember that hat for the cigarettes? Remember the hat for the cigarettes? You know, Bethany is always good.

Bethany's, oh wait, I'm sorry, is my hotel wifi cutting out I can't tell? No. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, I have to say Bethany is always good for if you're just trying to sort of gloss over something. Oh, it was a manic episode. Bethany's like, no, I have to say Bethany is always good for if you're just trying to gloss over something. Oh, it was a manic episode.

Bethany is like, no, I'm going to make sure everyone knows a specific detail. That's not specific enough to explain what's happening, but enough to really paint a picture. That seems strange. You remember the hat and the cigarettes? Everyone in America is like the hat and the cigarettes. What is that? Because I'm just imagining the win and like a giant wizard hat

with like a novelty size, like a novel like candy cigarettes or something doing something strange. Yeah, she's just outside having a breakdown, pacing around with a fedora and chain smoking, you know? I don't always sounds like a threat to me, like when a company said, remember that, remember that?

Remember the hat with the cigarettes? Remember that, remember? Remember, remember. It's like, oh my god, but now what's she gonna say, you know and she's like well There are things I don't remember it. She goes, uh, yeah, but you remember that night the pacing the hat cigarettes That's it remember remember and remember it's like you were having a breakdown you were having a breakdown Okay, and he's like to rent in Ramona you criticized Lewand for staying only two weeks in rehab was did you think she was taking it seriously

Or do you think it was a spa day? Yeah. And the way I was like, well, let me clarify something here. Okay. I stayed three weeks, not two, but minus seven days. And I'm going and then I was like, you know what? I have to keep my capillaries date because going on stage makes me happy. And it's my therapy.

And everyone in rehab supported me. They were all like, please leave. We can't deal with you talking about a cab or anymore. Go there. It'll make you feel better and it'll make our lives easier. So is a win-win for both of us. And Beth seems like, now, now, now, now, she goes, well, you know, I listen, Beth, me, that is a blow.

No, I can tell you what you don't know. She's like, this is an inner monologue you're having and it's inaccurate Just well, but you don't know let me tell you She's you were texting me obsessively from rehab asking me about the house and if you can get money for the house It was not three weeks. She's it was 21 days. I have a paper work. Well, no, was it now was it and you mr I'm union and it was disrespectful for me to spend multiple weeks today So having a team blue and you were having a mental breakdown I'm like so now it's now's disrespectful to you that she was having a mental breakdown

Well, she was it was disrespectful because she and Dennis pulled strings to get her into this rehab And Luand didn't take it seriously because she was clearly bending the rules by Texting from rehab, but Luand you know, you know, Luand's probably like well, of course I could text from rehab Everyone had their phones there. It's marvelous all these young people and there's pool and Texting from rehab, but the way you know the way I was probably like well of course I could text from rehab Everyone had their phones there. It's marvelous all these young people and there's a pool and beautiful sunshine there in Vegas It's like you're at rehab at the MGM. That's a pull party. Okay. That's called it. It's a pull party. What we doing there? I'm gonna wear a ghost. You're not a psychologist Bethany. I have a psychologist. Just use my psychologist I'm gonna like what you know, this is like APCD, okay? You should have stayed there till E, okay?

Because you left it C, right? That's one thing, okay? You're having a nervous breakdown, okay? And, lemme go. Don't talk to me, Miss Pinocchio. Oh, so what? I don't have an alcoholic problem, okay? Give me a break, give me a break.

Give me a piece of that cap of rape break. Am I right? Am I right? No, I'm not gonna be quiet. And I'm not, I'm gonna give you tough love. Okay, I'm gonna give you tough love. Stop freezing your dog. Okay, oh, sorry, that was the wrong thing.

Listen, this is tough love. Look stupid in makeup. Hey! Sorry, Tinsley, sorry Tinsley. Okay. Gonna give you tough love. You're a hooker. Hey!

Sorry, Tinsley, cut. What were we talking about again? Oh, Luan, you're a hooker hey sorry Tinsley cut what were we talking about again oh Luan you're never gonna have kids and you'll never know what mother it's like hey oh so Tinsley god I don't know why keep doing that so like listen this is some tough love I believe you're still drinking on the side what do you think about that I think you are I think you are oh my god you are so vile you are all so fucking vile just leave the woman alone already and be and not only are you also vile we owe you a grant of data grant of gratitude and debt of gratitude because without you guys being

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