Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn

Episode Date: July 21, 2017

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a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBlog.com and the Banger Blender podcast, and joining me on this 500 and second show, actually, is Ronnie Carrom from trashactv.com and Roseprick's Bachelor podcast, what's up Ronnie? Well, hello, my little bans. Hello, it's 502 because we did our 500th episode and below deck was 501 and now we're here with Real House of New York for 502nd, but

We're still a little bit hungover from our live show in New York, which was absolutely Amazing and bonkers and I'm still a little speechless from it all. I had so much fun at that thing and I was so amazed. I have a joy hangover today. Huge, huge joy of it. I mean, we'll probably really save it mainly for the bonus episode because we have to dive into this New York stuff but suffice it to say it was absolutely amazing. It was a highlight.

It was so amazing to have my family there to see it and to really see what we do. All the fans that you have. I can't believe I finally got to meet your family. I know, that was amazing. They loved you. They're so great. Oh, thank you.

Last night was an amazing time. We'll talk about it when we are back in town, but we're both still in New York. I'm in my favorite place in New York City, my hotel room, in a bed. And the king size bed with air conditioner blowing on me It's amazing and I have relocated back up to Westchester in my back to my childhood room Ronnie has plans tonight, so we're just gonna bust out this New York recap because you know what this episode needs

Watch our crap ends right now Just as badly as we need it. Yeah, exactly. So let's just dive in to the real house of New York season trip to Mexico. That was like the beginning of the episode. Girls, they've got tacos here. Hey boys, it's a mariachi. Would you believe it? It's taco Tuesday every day of the week here. It would have been nice if you'd played La Cucuracha

as I got off the plate. I am married now. I mean, I just sort of expected a golf card to pick us up from the gate. I mean, I just would have been a nice gesture as I'm recently married. It's like the minute they see Ramona coming, it's like, ba da ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

I mean, my God, it's like a cockroach. And of course, it starts off like every trip starts. It's definitely walking through an airport going, Oh, Jesus Christ, it's like the motley screw I've ever seen. I was throwing up like an hour ago. Ramona literally shits her pants. Like seriously, I think she sharded. Remoto sharded.

Like she sharded and you know what though? She sharded and made her self look better. You know why? Cause her face looks like it's crazy. Like she started facing a fire. She had some chemical feel. We're crazy. I'm throwing up.

She looks red in the face. Like I don't know what's going on. Like it's like seriously. If you ask me again about this, customs like my walls are up. I can't. Last year I blood out in the homecars and here I am. Like the next was Sharding Woman here. Like seriously.

Literally day of the dead more like group of the dead like we're just a group of dead people like right now like we're just like those like i can't like we're just a way i can't the only americans that can go to mexico and make the water more scared of them they are of the water montezuma is actually carrying so you know it's fine i knew montezuma once.

I'm glad she's getting her revenge. Montezuma's like, just truce, truce. I think we can let bygones speak a bygones now. I think we've done enough. So they pour themselves into their cars. And Carol is yammering about to tensley she's like did you know that mexican city is home to twenty one million people

tensley thanks for the facts thanks wow you just you're just full of fun facts today carol did you learn that i'm page six who told that the page six can't believe you don't think so. Tinsley's fucking temper tantrums are making my life. Yeah, I'm really I feel like she's finally found her voice on the show and her voice is a temper tantrum. Yeah, it's like a chain smoking three-year-old voice. And it's working out great. We also have to mention Ramona got decided to's like a chain smoking three year old voice. It is working out great.

We also have to mention Ramona got decided to get like a peel and a goddamn lizard tramp plant for her face. Like, I don't know what happened to her. She went her popping for apples and then acid that. That's the big apple. Okay. She looks crazy. Yes. And Bethany's like, oh my god, the Brite of Frankenstein started.

Like seriously? Like she stuck her face in a French fryer. I would never do that, Bethany, because I don't eat French fries to Beth, you figure, and I'm a woman trying to date men now, okay? I'm single, I'm ready to mingle, okay? Last night in the live show, we talked about the love connection that Ramona did, and I forgot to mention the best part when she's like, Andy, it's a Ramona Renaissance, okay?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You call me Renaissance Ramona, okay, Andy? Uh-huh, uh-huh. It's like, I'm reaching out my finger on a ceiling, and Mario is reaching out his other finger. We're creating the world together, except it does not Mario is just a fireman from Connecticut, okay? Mario left Mario left me a long time ago and he's still warning towards the best route

I think it's he knows that I share it with Sonya. Okay, it may be crazy, but I'm like best friends with Mona Lisa now, okay? So while Carol's educating everybody in the van. she's like, Another fun Mexico, eat Taco Bell. I'm like Taco Bell was not created in Mexico. OK. It's not like a local treat. It's pronounced Taco Bell. You idiot. I don't understand it.

We ring a bell for tacos, because if if they do I would love that bell. I want a taco bell. It would be considerate. I have a taco whistle. Does that count? So over in the other car, Beth and he's like, God, I blow-swim a van camping for a slurpee right now. And suddenly it's like, no one else in the world has ever said that. She's like someone asked me on the world has ever said that. She's like someone asked me on Twitter one time. If I would blow Simon Van Kempen, like, so yeah, it's like, Sony's Twitter life is the weirdest life I've ever heard of. It's just like, and I told them I don't like fish sticks. Like, no, no, that's Van De Kemps.

Oh, well, well, I don't like the, the bitchy wife on desk, but housewives either. It's like, no, that's free Van De Kemps. Listen, if I may go camping, I'm't like the bitchy wife on deathbed housewives either. It's like, no, that's free band of camp. Listen, if I may go camping, I may go, I may go glamping. No, not camping. It's van camping. Sently long was great in that movie. It's like, camping isn't even in the title of Trick-Garberly Hills, so yeah.

OK. Listen, it's not my fault I've attached you my lower back. I like it. No, that's tram stamp. It's not van camping. Just totally not just using words and have amp in them. So this leads Bethany for some reason into all right. Who would you blow? Let's play Maryfuck kill. Fuck Mary kill whatever it's called. Yeah, Maryfuck kill, fuck Mary. I don't know. It's like skinny girls. Kill the kill. Skin skin go call game. Yeah Sharp strangle die, okay

Literally kill me now which one Which am I gonna do to myself first fuck myself? Marry myself for kill myself seriously literally. Yeah, I've had it. Are you gonna literally marry literally fuck or literally kill literally? I've had it up to here literally while's rough like down or sideways While's rough dead on the floor crying or like what's the matter? Oh, I Know if my laugh in or is anybody this is gonna make your head hurt because I'm gonna be like just sitting in this bed like Sick one Ron even you cough yesterday wherever we were you coughed you had you had the funniest cough Ronnie coughed

Ronnie coughs the way Kate chest and laugh is like And you just wouldn't expect it you think Ron Ron would be like, but you're like, you know how I really cough, but that wasn't like a cigarette-lone cough. That was a swallowed down the wrong fight. It was like the saw. I didn't want to be dramatic and like spit stuff up, so I was just like,

it was such a like cute, un- like understated cough. You like barely moved you like I love that By the way, it has been so much fun spending so much time with you in New York It's and you stayed out till 6 30 in the morning. Wow. It was five. It was five We got on the five Well, what the hell were me and Aline doing then? Well, I went to bed at like seven.

We actually hung out with Aline. That's right. Aline of Aline too, just kidding. No, her name was Aline. It's different Aline. But I'm like very into Aline. This is Ronnie's friend Aline. And she's just fabulous.

Actually, all your friends. She was 19. She was great. She told me your whole origin story. I loved it. Brandy was amazing. And so was Ed. Your friends were great. She told me your whole origin story. I loved it. Brandy was amazing and so was ed your friends were great Those guys are also yeah, those are all my old New York roommates from different times Yeah, you guys are like you guys all got to meet each other you got to meet my family when I got to meet ears

Oh, Ronnie, please do me a favor Please write a sitcom about you and your friends because I don't understand how it's not a show. Aileen was like, oh, you can write this show. You should write this show of Ronnie and us and how we met each other. That's what you've got to do. You've got to write it. I want you to write it, Ben. I was like, well, I think Ronnie should write it first. Just, you're right.

Ronnie should write it first. And if Ronnie doesn't do it, you do it, Ben. I was like, okay. That's Aileen. Love her. Love. She's everybody's agent. Yes.

You agent slash motivational speaker. Do you want a agent. Yes, you. Agents slash motivational speaker. Do you want a cocktail? No, you shouldn't have one. I agree. Don't have one. Never have one again. You want one now? Okay.

It's your choice. You do it. It's literally non-stop all day. I said, you can't spend the night with me. I mean, I know the Bronx is far, but I'll put you in an Uber. I don't care. No, no, I'm not going to waste the money. That's ridiculous. It's so silly. We're both here at this hotel. It's nuts, I don't care. I said, no, no, I'm not going to waste the money. That's ridiculous.

It's so silly. We're both here at this hotel. It's nuts that I wouldn't stay with you. It's absolutely crazy. There's a king bed. I won't touch you. I know you don't want to be touched. I said, Aileen, I know you're going to try and cuddle me.

I'm not going to be cuddled. And I get a hotel room. I want you just not to be there. I said, no, no, I'm staying there. That's it. So we get home. We're dragging ass into the hotel. And she goes straight up to the camp tiers,

and she's like, so I hear you have a gin. That's free, right? So I could use the gin. And I also hear you have complimentary gin clothes, you know, sneakers, are those free? How much of those? Could you send those up to the room? Is there a complimentary breakfast here?

We're room 1709. Is there a complimentary bread? I mean, she just didn't stop. Then this morning I'm walking her out because the force she got her way, and she's like, I need a't stop then this morning I'm walking her out the force She got her way and she's like I need a toothbrush. I said I'm putting you in a cab. You're going home And she's like no they're gonna be a complimentary toothbrush I'm not living here without a free toothbrush. They do do that. I saw they had a list of things

She actually should be on real house. I said New York would she not be amazing on that she would be oh My god she would be amazing on that she would be oh my god She would be perfection on that show I literally got a toothbrush on her way out I mean who does it and she didn't even know that from the room list she looked it up online like this is how sick She is she went online and found out where we're staying looked up the amenities and had a list by the time she got to the hotel Of what she wanted for free amenities and had a list by the time she got to the hotel of what she wanted for free. The main she has she has been in New York. I'm sorry. Like I don't I know they want like upper-reside women. Aileen would be so fabulous on the show. Oh my god. You know it. She's hilarious. She's nonstop like that. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm sorry everybody. So anyway, Marry Fuck kill.

I'm asleep all day. They all want to kill Tinsley. They're like, um, Tinsley, she knows she has temper tant. She's annoying. You know, she's not sexual. So I won't fuck her. I definitely don't want to marry her. That's kill Tinsley. That's just kill Tinsley. It's the way it does like, yeah, it seems that way. Grassleboy. And they all would do the man. Yeah, everybody would fuck the way in, that's true. Nobody killed Bethany, which I'm surprised. Bethany did not put

herself on the block. Not me, I made this trip. So me, while the other car, you know, that I think for an amazing trip. Yeah, Maryfuck kill, I came up with myself. I made it on myself. That's mine. I came up with it. Andy's the cheater brand. You know, it's mine. So in the other car, they're talking about Scott, who is the guy that Tinsley made out with, who has that, basically that retail me not type a website, but it's called something

else. And in fact, there was an ad for it featuring Tinsley and Carol, but I fast forwarded over it. I'm like, I'm not watching him do an ad together. He started coupon codes. It's called like coupon, Curio. I don't know what it was, but either way, apparently Tinsley with the date with Scott lasted five days because he was like, you want to go to my Emmy and she was like, yeah, why not? I'm doing literally nothing in my life. Okay,

let's do it. Can I pull out my hair there? And they went down there. You don't mind stopping upon me, steel. I just want to pay a visit to someone. Okay, great. Let's wait in the bushes, tell you this gone so we can get my curling iron back. I miss that thing. Oh!

This is like that scene when Thor's reunited with his hammer. So that's what Tinsley does. you know, if she's ever feeling insecure she reaches out her hand and then after about like 10 seconds, a curling iron flies through the air and gets to her hand. It's like her X-Men superpower. People in the cocktail party are like, whoa, is it curling? It's like flies through the window. Like we've come up with so many X-Men

They're just happy they just have the lamest powers now like this one can always get a curling iron in her hand She's ready for a curl at any moment. She's getting her own Netflix, so There's a giant squid crawling up the building. What do we do? Well, I can curl my hair. Oh Okay do well I can throw my hair okay so Sonia the son back in the other van Sonia is like oh I got it this dick pick and I was gonna show it to you girls but it turns out it was the wrong number he's like oh Jesus Christ only Sonia it's like the modern version of the wrong number it's the wrong dick pick like only Sonia. It's like the modern version of the wrong number. It's the wrong tick pick. Like that is genius.

Okay, it's like literally genius. It's like get it because like most people, you'd be like, sorry, you got the wrong number. And now it's like, sorry, you got the wrong tick pick. You got it, it's like crazy. It's like enough to Sonia to say. Like seriously, she graduated to wrong tick pick. Then and then and then and then and then and then

and then and then and then. Good night everyone. I'm done. That's my bit. Well, you know, like my bit about the wrong number, wrong tick pick, you know, like wrong numbers, like wrong numbers, now tick picks, like you don't like it. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- I've never been in my life. I'm like Santa Monica van boys. You know, like I can't. So I'm on this like. She was. And then they pulled to the

and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the and then they pulled to the I'm like Santa Michael van Bois right now, you know like I can't so on this like She was And they pulled up to the villa at Bethany ever like

On the cutting edge of what the kids are saying she's like this thing looks tight looks tight Wow this bill is tight about how sick is this tight wow Yeah, this is some sick shit. I'm like Ramona's ass, you know, it is like tight I'm like Ramona's ass because she's sharding. It's like everywhere. Like that's all loose ass. This is the type of Bella. Hey, is that that staples button? Oh, no, it's Ramona's face. I'm most choked to death coughing into a pillow right now. Thank you, but thank you. a pillow right now. Thank you. Thank you. So what I like is giving them drinks and Beth and me is like, oh my God, the guy at the airport said like we're in tequila and like tequila is medicine. So like I'll have some tequila. You know, it's I have to be perfect at all times.

I'm like, I have to own this trip and it has to be perfect because it's like my trip. And some of you pass the guy with the drinks and she she's like is this alcohol and she drinks from the straw on the tray And then she goes well, I'm not drinking so and she walks off my my other there's like a little Easter egg in there too Which is that one Bethany said said that thing about tequila as medicine you hear Luan back on to go unbelievable I don't know what I just love when Luan just says random shit Medicine that's unbelievable. Never heard such a thing.

Well, ladies, I guess I got a fever too. Bottoms up, Tako Tuesday. It gives me fever. Tako. I saw Tommy Tune, no, choreographed fever, and it was fabulous. I had 10 tigers after that. Luan was just fucked up this whole trip,

and it was amazing. She just gets more and more drunk and every scene Yeah, that's why this is why Luan is currently my number one because there's so many fat That this is the same woman who could barge into Vermont and demand a premium room is the same woman who could fall into the bushes Not once but twice pretty much hard hard just laughing and you know tomorrow. she's gonna wake up and blame somebody else but we'll get to that I jumped way ahead but it had to be addressed so then they like are walking around they see the pool and I love something like oh hey Ramona like they got pool noodles and did you see the pool noodle flashback it's such a stupid flashback it was just Ramona with her pool noodles and

I think the St. Bart's or St. Thomas and she's just doing that old lady breaststroke thing on her noodles. I just thought it was just so- I love a noodle, okay? Let's face it. Like, this show is so funny. There's so many things that they can go back to at any moment and they're just hilarious. Ramona doing a breaststroke with pool noodles. That's all that's happening and I'm dying of laughter.

I just want to see the key word list that they use in all these clips because you know when you're editing and every time you do a clip you put in a Keywords you can find it later for best of since they're like noodles. Real noodles. Pool noodles. Breast your hoax. Ramona. crazy, swimming, vacations, tequila, medicine. Whoa, this reminds me of this one time when I was a little girl. I went swimming and Geraldine Parsons mid said, get out the pool. And I said, no, I'm swimming. So she threw a big thing of pasta in my face and to this day, I could never go swimming without some noodles.

Kay? Bethanese in the kitchen. She's like, oh my God, look at this kitchen. Like seriously, this is amazing. This is like amazing. Like those girls, they're gonna be like so impressed and they're gonna care about room drama. Like there's not gonna be any room drama, right?

Because like I already said, and then I wasn't gonna let Ramona come, but then I let her come. And so like she wouldn't have the nerve to do that, right? Like what a kitchen, like the kitchen. What I'm trying to say is I love granny. And Ramona is like, oh my God, we have the worst room in Miami, So yeah, okay, do you remember?

And then they show a clip of them going through Miami through the hotels. And they're like, that's the worst room ever. It's secretly the best room. Just say it's the worst so they don't feel like we stole it. It's the worst, okay, the space that's that's full of. I also like to win Bethany Washington Kitchen. She basically did like, Spanish version of her normal spiel.

She's like, what's the L Madero? Huh? What's the L going on? Huh? I wrote, Ola really big. Ola too.

Oh, wow. Ola. Ola wow. Oh, good. What, the question for him on also? OK. Walsh Ola. Ola wow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like your Ramona and your cooking, that's nuts. You don't know why that's nuts, but seriously nuts. Have you ever heard of a Roncock? Ron Tick-Tick. Hey, look, there's Heather DeBros, right, Alfredo? What a crazy world.

We made you launch it, okay. Let us face it. Do they for the launch? We have the Males, okay? Ramona, okay. Okay, Mexican Ramona like seriously whoa two exclamation points going in different ways this is El Cresio okay yeah

hey hey Mexican Ramona could you please explain to me and look I'm putting an upside down question mark before I say this could you please explain to me why why you gotta tell yourself a question at the beginning of the sentence this question but like seriously it literally makes no sense like literally why is the piezo always mojado like literally I can't deal leave it up to mexican Ramona to

like change change expression change expressions change but I don't know I have never wish I could speak Spanish more than at this moment. Like, leaving up to Mexican Ramona to change punctuation forever. Like, huh? Where's the key? Oh, here it is. Oh a key. So this becomes a cross cutting scene with Bethany just kind of mocking Mexican Ramona while everybody stands around and eats sushi And then a cross cuts between that and Ramona and Sonia going through the house deciding which room they're gonna try and steal Yeah, and Bethany's like let's give the benefit of the house deciding which room they're gonna try and steal. And Beth and he's like, let's give them the benefit

of the doubt. Like, we're gonna do it fair and that's the end of it because we're not like animals, okay? We're not like our own animals. Like that's upsetting, seriously. And Karel's like, you can't be surprised. Good to Ramona. She's like, Sonya, you better make this happen, okay?

Tell you to doubt. Be like Mariah Carey, make it happen. Hey, you're telling me now. Be like Mariah Carey. Make it happen. Tara was like, did we just sink three inches? This country's sinking after all. So like Bethany's getting. I didn't think I'm only could go lower

and in Mexico, sink another inch. To be fair, Vermont didn't go lower. It was just the country. So then so so now like Bethany is going so mad that that Ramona is doing her normal thing because we don't forget that Ramona still is living with Ramona in general. So anything Ramona does piss her off and she's like you know what Ramona is a gravar. You know you can't be a miserable disgusting, grabby twat. But yet she can. I was like, what? And then it's a montage of Ramona and Sonya stealing rooms over the years. I know. And did you notice the end of the montage? They could they show like all these moments at the very end, at the very end of the very last clip.

You just hear Luang go, she's such a cow. I know she's been called a twat in a cow. I'm like less than a minute. And Sony's just as bad, okay? She's in a conflict. Like Bonnie, like she was cute, she had a hat, but she was with Clyde. She's just as bad. She got a machine gun to the head too.

Okay. And look what happened to her car. If someone ever did that to my skinny car car, like I wouldn't, they're really kill me now, but like don't kill me from my car, okay? Like kill me like elsewhere, like put the bullet holes into a treat, but not my car, okay? Or my snowboard?

Or my skinny girl bag? Just tell me with skinny girl bullets, okay? That's all I request, just use my skinny girl bullets. That's actually got bullets in my car. That is hilarious. Do you have your senior car? Like literally like who dressed up? Like I can't.

Like don't tell a tan sl show me the show just be upset Why would you do that's my car Clyde Could you imagine jinsley as Bonnie Clyde I don't want to rub a bank right now. I don't want to! Clyde! I thought you loved me! The only reason she's even there is because she's stalking Clyde.

She's just outside the bank waiting to get a glimpse of him. Stop shooting me! Stop! I'm dead already! Stop! Stop the car now, too! I'm dead! I quit.

I quit I quit I quit this so I think I'm still drunk by the way I forgot to mention that I could not move all day I've been laying in bed like should I cry should I binge what should I like so I fuck a stranger like what should I do my last day in New York I've been in bed all day and now I'm ready to go party all night. I'm so I'm sorry I shouldn't be going on these bonding and Clyde hinges you have you have dinner plans that were already Interferring with what are my friends are exhausted. They've had two nights in a row like the same people from last night Probably, oh well then they'll they'll understand yeah, yeah

Okay, so I Some already dead. Why are you still shooting me? Haha. Haha. I know I'm just imagining Tinsley. Haha. In any movie where someone has a violent death and just complaining. As I know that you've seen that Bonnie and Clyde thing at Universal Studios and we're picturing the same fucking car.

I have. And that's what I just seen Bonnie and Clyde. So I'm just like, I'm just, dinosaur stop eating me. You ate me, okay, you win. Stop it, Tyrannosaurus rags. Oh my god. That's what Jurassic Park is always my go to. Yeah, Jurassic Park lost Nanny world, or remember what that nanny got eaten.

When Tinzy Mordor got eaten in the theme park. So up to the stealing room montage Beth and he's like, okay, I'm not going to have this today. It's like seriously. This is my trip. It's going to be perfect because I'm perfect and this is how we're going to do it. We're going to pick a number. Okay, Because that's how we're gonna do it. I wrote down numbers, I took the time to rip up different pieces of paper and like everybody's piece of paper is different

and you're not gonna know the same thing and I took a lot of time to do it literally it took forever, like seriously. This is what we're gonna do and that's it, my foot's down. And I hope you're happy because this was all skinny girl stationary, okay? I hope you're happy, I use that my precious stationary for this moment, okay?

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Why, I'm not going to listen to what Mage called Ung? Who's this girl? Looks like some girl won the room. No, no, that's the liquor on my logo. And it's okay. So I like you to look at that. I'm curious. By the way, I also like the Ramona's complaining the entire time, by the way. And I like her in the middle of it.

But I think it's like, stopping and vile human being. and I like how she can say that and still doesn't even like that's not on any other show that would be its entire segment it would get a whole done it would get a commercial break it would be in the season trailer stopping a while human being here is just like oh just a passing line on Beverly Hills it would have been to like, if that had happened to Eileen, that would have been two seasons. Do you remember when you called me a file person?

All I wanted was an apology. Oh, real one. I just waiting for Margarita. So, okay, like seriously, it's what we're going to do with blow up. It's what we're going to do with lawn chairs. It's what we're going to do with rooms. It's what we're going to do with Mexican-ups, it's what we're going to do with lawn chairs, it's what we're going to do with rooms, it's what we're going to do with Mexican Romana, okay?

As I was sharing, and so many say, well, everyone knows we share rooms, and this sounds premeditated to me. Sonia, watching NCIS. Just not a sentence, mate. Just because you once considered being premed in college does not mean that everything is pre-meditated. But they, and by the way, could I think be more pre-meditated than you going ahead of the pack to find a room?

So, so they draw numbers out of this bowl and tinsley gets number one and Luan gets number two and she goes, guess is number two, me! She just loves like in my marriage. Guess who's number two? Me! Shut up! Just like in my marriage! I just love when Luan does iron impersonation of her. Hey girls! Guess who's number two? Who does number two work for?

Me! Because I have number two. Now, all of a sudden, I know I'm not getting room by the water I'm gonna be I'm gonna be stuck in the behind we behind everything and then So basically Ramon and Sonia get like the last number Sonia's like wait a second. I got room number nine They're not even nine people here to like turn it over oh six They're not even knowing people here to like turn it over oh six So tensley has never won and she's nervous because now everyone like hates tensley and

Ramona and son your son you're just like well tensley. What are you gonna do with your number one thing? I don't know stop stressing me out It's tough being number one. Living in La Vida Dulcevilla. One is the loneliest. So then Ramona starts getting into Sonia's ear and she's like, why did Tinsley stay at your town? How's for free? And she gives Bethany her ticket.

I don't understand it. This Tinsley, she's not a nice girl. Is she? I don't think she's a very nice girl. This tinsley. Wow. What's that about? Huh? Oh my God. Look. There's two old bags. Like two old bags after old bags, like two bitches marking their territory in my villa. Like not gonna happen. Except always be best news.

Bethany is just as mad as the last people who stayed there that she is at Ramona. No, I think, no, those bags were Ramona and Sonya's bags, that's why. Oh, I thought it was like the last people. I thought so at first and then I realized later it was their bags. You know what? It's like their old bags, except you know what I call them these days? Bags. It's like not bags anymore. It's bags. Get it. It's like bags, but like bags. It's like you take the B and change the V and B and V run. I'm anyway. So it's like it works in so many levels. Like honestly, like, like, like, I can't, like, I'm just like telling it today. I'm like telling it with the comedy and I have to flu literally have the flu on being hilarious

Like literally they've turned bags and to like dick bags It's crazy. It's like literally these people are crazy. It's like I don't even know what to do I'm like in the center of a crazy storm. By the way Let's also talk again about that dick pick. We all know right that it wasn't a dick pick It was probably just that ad from Till Malook that ice cream cone that looks like a penis it was probably Connor like I think this is an old hot dog I just found a debasement while I was looking for that file you asked me for Sonya you're looking at a map of Florida

huh oh yeah Sonya the way around Sony, that's a how-y Mandel commercial. Sonya, you're looking at a sponsor to add for Wienerschnitzel. Oh yeah, I was wondering why the penis was running around so much. Such a scared penis. Oh. So Luand is in her free-to-calo room. She's very happy. Yeah, it's my free-to-room. Who? her free to calo room. She's very happy. Yeah, it's my free to room. Talk who? Carlo. You're so sophisticated.

I'm surprised you didn't say calo. She loved her tacos too. Right, Sonia? Carlo, anybody have Netflix? It's amazing. So Sonia, what the hell? Am I right? So sensibly you're staying in my house and I think you should have given me your room That's the least you could do for staying for free in my lovely home Yeah, you take cold showers every day. Do you know what my home has done for your pores? And she even I mean she even says like you know You should have given me that room because I was supposed to be in there with Ramona and you gave it to Bethany I mean entitlement on this bitch unless like there was some weird producer thing where the producer said,

yeah, you tool be in that room. I mean, it's actually feasible that it's, she's referencing production at that moment, but it's also feasible. She's just supremely entitled. And Tensley's like, but you shouldn't pressure me because it's Bethany's truth and I can't believe you would do that to her Because she wants me to be number one because I picked there. Why would you do that to me? Why? Dare to me. That's not fair to me Sonia It's not fair to me. It's not fair to Beth me. It's not fair to Mexican Ramona. Okay I just want to look at the water. I want to look at the beaches because I love that movie beaches We get it

Die the wind wings. I can't believe that Mithler said that Barbara Hershey was the wind beneath her wings when she could have stayed in my house for free Just totally unfair that's all I'm saying and to rend us like he know Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like no they they they the count doesn't have a name after that. Knocked down, Dracula. It's serial. We can talk about a cheetah, Brent. Count Dracula knows who came first. You know, I don't like I don't like this Frankenberry by the way. I don't know what's up with this guy. I don't know. I don't trust him. Like the cow. He's a good guy to count, but yeah, I don't have rankin' berries.

So Sonia's still trying in Bethany's like, you know what Sonia, this is not bringing out the best in you. Okay, like seriously, it's not your best look right now. You could just say with me if you want to, okay? This is not your new apartment, this is not where you're gonna like add the hot water turned off for non-payment. Like you don't have to shove Conor and the Pickles jar here. Okay, like this is like two days,

like it's gonna be fine, you can sleep at the foot of my bed like you like you know you need right now you need some man is like bring out the helmets and bring out the best okay because you don't have it right now so you was like but Ramona had a good point which is that she stays with me usually and so we get a bigger room because Ramona told you you better make this work so she's just repeating the same things over and Carol's like, I don't know if these people are stupid or if they just have zero self awareness. It could be both. So then, um, since he takes a room in the tower and then Durinda and

Carol are in, uh, these rooms called the Jack and Jill rooms. And now, I mean, Ramona is now just really mad. Now she wants the Jack and Jill rooms. She's not even trying for the awesome rooms anymore. She just wants Jack and Jill rooms. And so Durrindo starts passing out this thing. Hey, it's a lottery. It's a lottery. It's a lottery. We are to the spare. It's numbers. It's stationary. It's a lottery. Darling, a dream. That's what you need. It's a lottery. But why can't we just stay in this same room like normal? It's a lottery. That's what you need. It's a lottery. But why can't we just stay in the same room like normal? It's a lottery!

It's why it is a lottery for education. Latter is goal to help children to goals. Okay, no one will know what comes first. You just say no fast. You listen scratch and sniff. Okay, you scratch and you win it is the jackpot I know jack of a long time it's been Britain it's a good person. He likes to sandwich, okay? It's the lottery But there's two beds here and there's two beds there, but I want son, okay?

I didn't come here to live in the attic Okay, you know how if kryptonite isn't around Superman dies I need son to all die like that's Kryptonite kills Listen, I want son because son reminds me of son showing okay? I just can't believe her mother knows how to pronounce Kryptonite It's like you can pronounce Kryptonite but not bagel So you know how if Superman has crypt and I instead of a bagel, you know how mad he gets. That's how I feel about this route.

To be fair, she thinks crypt and I is actually when someone requires a crypt this evening. I'd like a crypt and I please. It's a lottery for the crypt. For 15, 16, 23, 42 lottery. It's a lottery for the crypt. You know what? 15, 16, 23, 42 lottery. Lattery. You know what? I'd appreciate it if you stopped being a hypocrite.

Crypto Knight. A pep tonight. Lattery. Lattery. Every time they cut back to the windows, he's going. Lattery, okay? You know what I was telling you, Bethelene? I was telling you, it's the lottery,

she's trying to fight for the room, you know what she's making me feel like, you know how I can make a new feel? And Bethelene's like, seriously, I'm done with this. Like, why are we talking about this? Like, we're staying up a beautiful hotel. Like, what is this? A million rooms here, like, seriously?

Like, who cares? Like, find a chair for dish like it and sleep on top of it like it'll keep you warm like seriously like what is this chili Jackson like enough with a lottery already okay like this is like let's just like all relax and sit down and just like like enjoy like some tequila okay like skinny girl tequila right now that's what we're here for okay so now remote like a tell her to leave I'm gonna tell her to leave so yeah my feeling kitchen mediate

he cut to Luan. He's just walking with one of the villa workers. And he's like, oh, look at the stairs. And she's like, oh, stairs. Well, every room is a prize. Here. Oh, everything's a prize. It's just wonderful.

What a beautiful place. What a beautiful trip. You're a beautiful man. I'm married. Have you heard? Are there any pirates around? I'm just just curious. Every kiss because of Kay. So then, so now Ramona is pestering Tinsley Samor, and you have just pestering Tinsley. So I thought there was more there too. It was just that they were

just pestering around, you know, Tinsley's just going absolutely nuts, etc. Like listen to your tints, Lee. Okay? You get angry! It's like so crazy this year. So Beth and me got into their room with Duranda standing behind her crying like, Yeah, everybody. And Beth, he's like,

Oh my god, Sarah, say, would you guys be happy if your daughter's acted like this? And he goes, Oh my god, no, our daughters would never act like this. They're worth, they're not only like room brass, they're room bullies, okay? Like, it gets better, okay? Seriously? Did you ever see Fredrick's video? It gets better, huh? Does that kick in everything? It's hilarious. 9-1-1, stop being in the brad.

I literally take your shit and throw it in the pool, Ramona. Hey, evacuate the dance floor and my dance floor me my room You know that makes me feel better really she's not a good person. She's not a happy person Hey stop being a spoiled brat lottery, okay lottery And Ramona really won't stop. She's walking around the house now with a gun finger in both hands, shooting herself on the head going, CUP PIEW! CUP PIEW!

CUP PIEW! CUP PIEW! Just go right in over again. And she's like, they know that I like to make tea. Okay, I'm about to make tea in the middle of the night. How am I supposed to make tea in the middle of the night in a room without sun? Like, it doesn't even make me sad. I always take the room next to the kitchen, I'm like since when, since when, in the middle

of the night, I'm gonna make you tea and I have to fucking trip over my own ass. I don't think so, okay? I'm sorry, sorry. Ramona Renaissance is being turned into the Baroque period, okay? Now, I'm on top of a hill. Like, where the hell are we even staying? So they get in there and everyone is like, after the height getting up to my room, I have to ask people unpack because I tip, well, okay, I just cannot be bothered with this. It's dickens, fuck this.

I will not do it. Okay, but this shoes there, okay, because I can't even deal. It means like, okay. Yeah, if Ramona is the queen of understatement, I'm not even understatement, I don't know how you say, spin perhaps, because she goes, you know what I always do when I travel? I make friends with the staff. I'm like bossing around the staff is not the same as making friends, although she does boss for under friends so I can see where the confusion is.

Yeah, but she's like, here Can you take this this is my music? Can you plug that in? I can't be bothered to put this thing into the wall. I can't I can't do it Hey, send someone to do all this because I'm just not in the mood. Okay Some you was like oh Ramona. This is CC CC. We're gonna take care of you Ramona. Be nice to CC. She's terrified Finally, it has happened to me right in front of my face. I just can't control it. So anyway, this is what I want, C.C. Okay, every night at 6 o'clock, I want some pino and ice.

Okay, and every morning, I can tell you this because I tip them generously. Okay, every morning, I want Earl Grey tea with a little bit of cream and a little spoon on this side. Make sure the spoon is a little larger than 5 inches long, okay? Otherwise, I'll send the tea back. I'm sorry, but I also an empty glass with a line and then a glass of ice Because that's how I'm doing Single ready to mingle and that's what you do, okay? He's like, okay, and she goes, boom. Boom. Here's what I want. I want a coffee mug filled with water.

And then next to it, and a espresso cup with tea in it. And then next to that, a tea cup with coffee in it, okay? Hey, Ricardo. Hey, Ricardo, wait for it. Boom. Boom. Boom goes to dynamite, okay? So. Oh my God. Boom boom boom goes to dynamite, okay? So oh

My god, so then we cut to Bethany who's like quietly dying on her bed. She is full I was trying to think what cartoon is it was it for Coraline. I don't know what it is She is pale her eyes are full on the bags are gray. She is so sick. I have to hand it to this woman I would never ever put up with any of this while I had the flu. I'm impressed. Yeah. And she's just, I mean, thank God she's probably thinking God for the flu, so she could just be in bed away from these crazy people. So everybody, it's like sunset and everybody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, unless you want to skip forward, but like, oh, but basically, Dorenda pulls, pulls Carol's high and it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, big nose. I don't know, she ain't a girl,

because is it boring? It sounds boring. I'm just doing that boring. Is Scotland boring? This is what they do, Scotland. I've never seen a person from Scotland looking bored. Is it never bored? They were skirts for crying out loud.

People over there never grow up, okay? Then they go to the country houses. And when they get there, they're like, let's take off our clothes. a Watched one episode of Ladies of London and it's not like you know it's got a single Hey, you know I was a man who hasn't had golden his back Really do it It was also kind of a people It was also kind of closure with the whole Richard thing, you know the whole Richard thing you know. I don't think it was close or I think that she didn't realize. She's like, Richard I'm sorry I didn't think I wasn't thinking but I did it I was so

excited I'm sorry Richard. Richard please someone find me some change. Richard. Ah, this balloon's falling real it's crackable about fucking you. Richard. blue-blue-flooring rail. Crack it with our bus like in your wishes! Riches! Oh, it's... I want to buy something. I mean, I'm gonna put this change in the paper.

No, it's just... I want to buy something. Oh, oh, Lallery! No, but she has a lot of my time. Oh Lallie She comes in it's not Lottery It's not fair to rent it's not fair. What are you doing? You know, I thought we were just complaining right now I thought was tantrum time. Do you feel lower?

I thought it was tantrum time. Do you feel lower? We've reached a new low! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just Mexico. We sank a little bit more. Not me. So... So now it's sunset. Aren't you glad that we stopped to do that scene?

So now it's sunset. I just didn't remember if it was sunset I wasn't gonna skip the scene. I just that I just had it sunset and So I'm just like we're always the last to go to sleep And it's like yeah, you know what? I think that punishing us Being friends So tinsley tinsley is like like afraid, well first of all, Darynda is like, I don't know, I'm drunk, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. And so then Tinsley is saying that she's afraid that Ramona's mad at her

because she didn't give away the room ticket and she's like look at her look at her her body language, she can see, she's bobbing her head, she's really mad yada yada yada. What she doesn't know is that Ramona is down there on the Shazlange with Sonya drunkenly being philosophical, being like, it's like the toyed, it ebbs in and out. Relationships ebbs in and out. It's like how relationships canter an eb and then the out. So I'm just like, this is like, this is like the craziest lifetime movie I've ever seen. Is this enough? And she's like, I'm trying to like get into the mood with Ramona,

but her face looks like a pizza pie. And it's without the cheese. You're like, you're the tide that forever comes into me. you know what when you go out it's a little day class say I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's day class say let's face it. Oh these two and then she's like Sonia I mean it last hug faces and then she grabs her face and smashes it up against her own face and Sony is just horrified But taking it I have to say actually my parent on my parents TV you couldn't see the red blotchyness I feel like apparently like

Sony TVs from about five years ago have like a Ramona Beautification setting because she looked normal on the TV But I trusted that there were blotch's blotchiness on her She was blotchy in that scene but the rest of them they covered her up But it was just so funny watching Sony have to hug her. Yeah, so then yeah, Durin is like you they feel male Why would they be mad at us They're the assholes House and Durin is like, you know, well, I'm going to bear. I love my making it. I have an LLap. I'm tired from traveling. I just killed

which is memory five times in the closet. I had a couple of tequila's too. So now it's dinner time. And you know, I mean, very few casts in all of reality TV can do a vacation dinner party the way the real house lives in New York Do one so sure enough dinner has been set it was supposed to be at seven o'clock. It's 8 30 Bethany arrives and she's fresh Like what is it some first? I'm in a half early and I have late and I'm first this crazy like what's wrong with these people? Why can't they show up? I'm like you're the one who's 90 minutes late Missy And I'm first this crazy like what's wrong with these people why can't they show up? I'm like you're the one who's 90 minutes late missy Yeah, I'm not made man to say it and I'm like the first one like seriously like it's similar right now like I'm supposed to be late when like who does this like I'm supposed to have a perfect place like this supposed to be a perfect party. How can they do this? She looks like a frail old dictators wife

Just alone alone in a mansion just like I actually really liked her hair pulled back like that It was very Whitney Houston on that one out that like first album of hers, you know Which is her hair pulled back, but it also made it really brought out a lot of Bethany's inner Karen Allen So I appreciated that So in Ramona and Sonia's room, so he's like look look at these shoes I brought. I brought them in orange too, to Likam. And Sonia goes, are these schmutes? And she's like, no, they're schmits. What are these two talking about?

They're wearing like matching baby girl pink. They're like that viral video from like three years here when those two babies, those twin babies started talking to each other in Galbo de Gupta. Like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, it orange. babies those twin babies are talking to each other and gobble the goob like bbibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibib I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, Dana. Okay. Seriously, you know what? If you don't like it Get into the lottery And now you live on top of the hill. Okay, it's just a big ghost. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Listen, they should be so happy that you

Ronnie are in New York City so they can wait an extra 15 minutes. Okay. Okay We're half an hour. We're half an hour. So, Tinsley is, it's like live only Cabo. It's all the friends from different places coming together. And they're like, wait, who's coming? Ooh, when do we get our time? Because you already had this time with that person. Not a la la la la.

Like, one of them wants to go look for straight people. One of them wants to go look for gay people. One of them wants to suck out Guzdic. I get it. Shmoops. So, Tinsley and Carol are in the bathroom together and Carol's wearing some like see through ghost outfit overspanded, which is weird. And Tinsley's like, I love it. A friend told me page 6 is doing a story about me not being grateful to Sonia like for not giving her a gift You're you're you're tensley transition from the happiest and excitement to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to It was just that like that hiccup of cry hiccup you did oh my god And it seems like her carol's like who do you think did it?

Yeah, huge mystery yeah, but it's exactly what Ramona said at that party. It's Ramona. It has to be Ramona And she goes what a bitch Just I can't imagine that Sonya who's my, would say anything bad about me in the press. It's page 6 desperate. Why is page 6 printing shit like this? I know, seriously, page 6 needs to pull up. That being said, if serial wants to take this mystery on for its next season, I will fully reinvest myself.

Blink, blink, blink, blink. We're retracing the steps. It takes 45 minutes to walk from the tower room all the way to the nearest hotspot where Ramona would be able to call into page 6. We walked it ourselves. I told you I didn't do it, okay? Like they're blaming me? Yes, but I just need to know where were you that night? I don't remember, okay?

Did you or did you not call page six from Best Buy? Today, an episode about a man jerking off in the bushes outside of where Ramona possibly called me. It's not fair. My phone time is running out. We're sorry. This phone call has been terminated. I like the Dungeons and Jail and the scenario. So they cut to they cut to Beth me sitting at that huge table alone still. She's like like hyperventilating. So she goes to Tinsely. She goes to Tinsel Tennessee's bathroom

it's like oh my god seriously what are you guys doing and she's like hi I'm really sorry dinner was at seven seriously like I was an hour and a half late nobody's even there like seriously this is happening like really did one of you get like a wrong dick pic like seriously what's going on here but this is the same it's not like I can't take it I'm gonna say you a dint pic I'm gonna say you a dint pic okay it's a picker from dinner. Okay, got it Like let me grow up like this. Okay, I can't

What do you want me to hear? I was like sorry But she got it tips from a friend saying that page six is gonna run a story About how she doesn't have good manners And things like can we talk this over dinner because like being late like you seriously don't have good manners. And Beth is like, can we talk to this over at dinner because being late, you seriously don't have good manners. Okay? I'm gonna be the backup source to page six. Like seriously, it's gonna have to run on to page seven because I'm gonna be ranting so much

about how crazy you are, okay? Three. Oh yeah, I'm so embarrassed. My heart is sinking. Might be Mexico though. Hey six, literally, who cares? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, six literally wha who cares does like wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wh wha wha wh wha wha wh wha wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh I'm like, I'm gonna go to the pool, Mark. Just like, okay, I'll call. No, no, I wasn't saying the service, don't know what I have to meet yet. So then Ramona and Sonia are still talking blah, blah, blah.

So they're at the dinner table and Beth and he's like, Sarah say, this is nice, the call, someone call them. Like, I wanna eat in their room. Sonia's like, do you have your nipple cover on Ramona? Cause I have mine and Ramona's like, well, I forgot my nipple cover, but then you loan me yours. So yes, I have it on. is like well I forgot my nipple cover but then you loan me yours So yes, I have it on so thank you for donating you a nipple cover Is this like an Instagram shell? They're doing for nipple covers, but the hell is going on?

I think as their new take on the Golden Girls theme song Thank you for learning me a nipple cover Travel down the road without nipple covers before My nips are hard you're a calendar confident, but okay done okay If I threw a party invited every missy you knew The biggest cheese Thank you for getting cheated on by Tom. Tom, Tom, Tom.

Tom, Tom. At least you didn't have to hear about it on page 6, which I did not call. So really, I know I'm obsessed with Luan. I get it everyone, not that anyone's complaining, but I'm just sort of like preemptively apologizing. But I really am obsessed with Luan because she just always has another classic moment. I feel like every other episode, in this case, she breezes into the table, gives the women a look, sort of shakes her hair, picks up her necklace, and apparently there's a whistle

on it, and she just blows a whistle, and then drops it, and then looks at the women like, there! I'm here! I've done it. Like a Luan whistle entrance. I just, I never even thought this was ever gonna happen. I never even conceived that this was something that could be added to the Luan cannon. But there is now a Luan whistle entrance. And she's like, well, I don't think Doritos coming.

She's sleeping and Bethany goes, she's not sleeping. She's like padlocking her doors and like like moving all the furniture in front of her doors. And like, barricading herself in there. So she doesn't have to deal with those loony tunes, dick pic ladies. And she's like, seriously call them like they have to come down here. Like, I'm going to die if I don't eat. So Carol, why they putting me, why they putting me, why isn't Rommando putting makeup on? Like, it's like throwing an extra texture off the QT.

Literally, like, huh, is my QE too much real now working well? Huh? I thought, it's like Jeffrey Dahmer took a face off and it's in a fritz somewhere. Like seriously, that's happening right now. It's like the 7-Up Dot just like deciding him to dinner, okay? So Carol calls them and soon he's like, oh, hi, Carol. We're just putting on makeup.

When's the dinner? Yeah. We're just putting on makeup. When's the dinner? Yeah Blue hands like it's not a plaza hotel. It's Morocco. Oh, Luan just just settle down over there. It's not Morocco. Hey, shit. Who would do that? You trust them, his friends. That's horrible. And it's like I know then Ramona got Ramona is like, okay, look we were were the last to arrive but hey our room is like five miles away okay we have to like hike down a donkey I hike down a mountain with a donkey

to get here okay my name was CC and she's terrible at organizing shoes but she has a great pizza buffet apparently so Luana's like let's toast to the trip. Here's to you, here's to me, may we never disagree. If we do, fuck you, which I believe I'm married. Ravadabdab, thanks for the grud, grub. Yeghan, I'm married now.

Would anybody? Here's the accha, here's the bachcha batcha if I didn't know you I wouldn't catch you Flatcha placha She's funny, but she's no Shelley long tears everybody Muscle here's the curstee here's the Shelley I'm really thirsty who cares about you? Here's the curstee. Here's the shelly. I'm really thirsty. Who cares about you? Bottoms up bottoms up I have nothing else after that. I'm sorry ladies. I'm a woman is like what is she's like? What does that mean? Something and about things like seriously? Why are you an asshole? Okay, Like God forbid someone thanks me for organizing the trip and Ramona goes, we all organized. It's a group trip.

So then they just started fighting white man asshole, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I didn't say I built a goddamn house, okay? She's saying thank you. Like why is it so wrong? She's like, you said be real. You know, I'm being real. I said it's a group trip and I had to hike down a mountain on a donkey. Okay? Like I'm just saying what everyone is thinking. Okay? And then Tinsley tries to take over in her Tinsley way, but she's like, I had to hug down a mountain on a donkey, okay? Like I'm just saying what everyone is thinking, okay? And then Tinsley tries to take over in her Tinsley way, where she's like, but I'm pissed right now.

Tinsley's article from Page Six about me. I like not buying your present, like that. Hey, I got a house, you got a house, you got a house, she's got a house. Oh, houses, girls. Would you believe it? Lombich, Tom. Yard. Build a house, build a bear.

Let's cheer, and I'm not going to share this. It's my bottle. Rosas are red. Violet of blue. We got the yacht. What's new with you? Here's a list of my favorite things. Like, okay, Oprah.

You get a house. You get a minivan. You get a house. Gale. So, Sun is like, well, where would they be getting that from on page 6? And Luke goes, Oh, you're terrible with the press.

You're terrible. You're terrible, you're terrible. It was you or Ramona and Ramona goes oh I Avoid the press like a leak She's like a leak Like a press on nail you know press on nails never press on That's why I avoid the press like a Lee press on nail, okay? press like a Lee press on me okay. And it tends to like standing up crying now and those even paying attention to her.

She's like, it's about me not giving Sonia a gift and those are were moments exact words from that party. She's like, well, I don't talk to the press about it. Like, it's true, I said it. Why? It's funny because you're on the post because of Paul Beach. Okay, that's why. Not me, it's because of you, not me, and Carol does.

Sonia, you place a lot of stories to page six Bethany's like yeah, you said that like whole set and stuff like literally that whole set and so whatever It's like I just said be considerate. Yeah, which wrong with that. She's like that's so bitchy to give that to the press You're so bitchy as like Luan's boob is literally falling out. You're a so bitch bitchy This girlfriend doesn't have your back girlfriend And son you's like oh god you gotta love a drunk Luan. I mean what is she even talking about she's my snatch guard for Christ sake Everyone's like tinsley. It's not like you killed someone okay I don't know what I just did like a Ramona Luan thing reverse. You have to give the shit. She has a shit.

Arith, tinsley. I get her. Shut the fuck up Ramona. I hate getting pressed. I hate it. I hate press. Like literally I hate press. I don't even iron my shit because I hate press so much. Bethany wants to hate everybody but she's like, you know, that's just a drinking trap and it's even testing the great cyclowand.

Like seriously? I'm proud of her. Like, she's gonna win an award because the land is just shit-based. Your arm is like, tinsley, calm down! Take his hands! Tinsley be careful or else he'll wind up in the hospital or a psycho. What okay? Well, I didn't give it to them. I just said I've been a cocktail party and then Ramona said it would be nice if you were consider it That huge story I have no idea how that would happen. I'm not considerate. I'm not considerate

She stands up and starts crying and Ramona's like I was just saying I was just sharing my feelings Beth and he goes yes, it's it's really good work you doing Ramona You know Sony is probably like no, I never called page 6 although you know It's funny. I did call to get the exterminator to clean up all those bugs You brought in tinsley and they did say that was listed on page six So I thought I'll just call page six and be like my roommate's name very inconsiderate Could you send someone over to fix up all the bugs?

But I thought I was talking to the exterminator not page six actually Tinsley she's just standing. I love that nobody will let tinsley just have a breakdown She's just trying every I love that nobody will let Tinsley just have a breakdown. She's just trying every episode Yeah, whatever It's like a big deal. Yeah, she goes, how could you? It's only goes what did I do and Beth and goes your friend here brings out the Where's you? Okay, you know there are poor people who can't even walk into a house like this, you know, like there's their poor Okay, and what do you do you come and grabbing grabbing grabbing is disgusting is disgusting Just poor people like just literally poor people.

Okay. And so he's like, okay, well, when I get a rapper, Mona, I do look bad. She's not a good look. But you know, we want to be girls behaving badly in Mexico. And then he's like, a big six. Shut up here. From woman Jesus Christ. Meanwhile, somewhere in the house, Durrindo is turning everything. Lattery.

Lattery. Meanwhile somewhere in the house Durrindo is turning everything lottery lottery Lottery So Luan and Ramona go walking around yeah outside the way I'm like trying not to barf And they're they're acting crazy there like it's nuts and Luan goes God Sonia Hey Sonia is great, okay, and for Tensley to insinuate the Sonia put that in the press I look I Personally, I let's face it. I believe the best in people. Okay. I see the best in here. Yeah, well, it's like Oh, but then also at one point

Remotage Ramona just mentioned Sonya's name. I think Ramona is like, you know what? You know what Sonya's harmless and Luang is because I Love her So then the way I'm dead She is the best. She is like Taco Tuesday in woman form. She puts the cute and so cutery as elegant people do. So Luanne's like, I've gotta go and she stands up and then she's like wobbling

and she does like a little dance thing and like a little John Travolta, Saturday Night Fever thing. She just falls. The camera shakes. And she does like a little dance thing and like a little John Travolta stout an at fever thing She just false The camera shakes she just goes down And we just see one leg up in the air in the middle of these edges Just sure it's like the wind you're okay. You fell in the bushes Hey, the wind you know what happened right now're fellin' the bushes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, the wind, you know what happened right now?

Right now we were talking, and then you started walking and you're fellin' the bushes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She's lookin' me, I'm in the bushes. This is crazy, I'm in the bushes. And the wind of the garden, I never saw someone fall down like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

She fellin' the bushes, okay? And then the guy comes over and helps her out. She's like, this is not good. So inside Bethany's like, look, no one's perfect. And she's like, my baby sick. Like, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha. Why, why does everyone want to kill me, Maritha? Kill why? So back outside, Luanne's like watching in the window and she's like, Bethany's mad. She's like mad, like insane. Like she's nuts. Like I don't even know what's wrong with her.

She's like literally crazy. And she goes, Hey, that's her own problem. Everything's my fault. Like all the time it's my fault. Just for being a good person. Like that's why they're mad. And Luann just steps off the list. Like all the time it's my fault just for being a good person like that's why they're mad and then we can Just step for the lead

She's like I'd rather step off a ledge to listen to Ramona one more moment Boys I heard that you didn't quite get the shot of me falling in the head So I got your cameras ready cuz here I go It's like wildly coyote. It's like she just pauses there for a minute in mid air Like he just gives the camera a look and then falls down. But she just falls off the ledge and goes, that's bad. Never known that. Uh oh.

You should have gone around this way. Yeah, I'm just because you felt, Luian, you felt again because you went the wrong way. You should have gone this way, which is the right way You went the wrong way because you would because you thought there was stairs there girlfriends It's late at night. There's no light. You couldn't see you could have broken a leg Anything could have happened. Where's John Keyhone? What would you do? Okay? Just need to be more like me, okay? And so she gives her her hand to help her up and she goes sit down Just sit down like holds her down with the ground

It's just being the moment and I can't help it this whole country is thinking According to Carol So you're spopping I Know I know a star pledge, but I really do feel like I'm getting lower. It's in me or those stars a little bit farther away tonight. It's hard to reach for the stars when the ground's sinking below you. So yes, inside, inside Beth and he's like, you don't even hear people talk to us on you.

Okay. You just keep hammering, hammering, hammering. It's like you don't even hear people talk Sonia, okay? You just keep yammering yammering yammer. It's like nothing pentatrate Sonia She's like well, that's the first time anybody's ever said that to me She's like it's funny that you say that because I haven't gotten a word in eduize Bethany in 45 minutes It's not how many times I've been penetrated just here in Mexico So Louis, I'm like, let's go. She started stumbling away. Then they cut back and say, you know what, Sonia, I want to get off the Sony coaster, okay? And Ramona comes in and she's like, you missed it, okay?

Louis, I'm feeling the pushes. She should have just gone around. It was like nuts. And then she goes, Sonia, you did it. You did this, baby. Oh my God, are we still talking about this? And girls, like, girls, So yes, you did it! You did this page six! Oh my god, are we still talking about this? And Carol's like, Girls, just kiss and make up!

And it's like, no! And then, from what I got it, oh my god! That tensely, she's always screeching, she hurts my ears, okay? And then, so, it goes, yeah, and when you're a guest, you don't complain. Ha, ha, ha, There are two bitches who have been complaining this entire episode. And when you're a guest, you don't complain. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Everybody wanted to kill Tinzey and fuck Mary kill that was glorious poor Tinzey it's kind of a lyrus because Tinzey You know Tinzey is a very famous social life for New York as socialites go in New York City She's one of the few New York City socialites that's known you know outside of New York City and you know

She was for a long time like the top of the top of the pecking order there and now she's on this show and she's just like the little runt Yeah of the top of the pecking order there. And now she's on this show, and she's just like the little runt. Yeah. Hi. Oh, I love it. Hey, six. Yeah. So Carol says they just all decide dinners over. You know, it's like, well, here,

there was another wasted meal. And Carol goes, well, I think that was productive. I bet they guess that was maronic. That's the end. And Mexican Ramona is just like, why aren no vas a comer la comida? ¿OK? ¿Gos siento OK? ¿Ves a la base? ¿OK? ¡Vamos a la base, ¿OK?

¡Vamos a la base, OK! Yo estoy muy cansado de la espana de Spanish, y creo que estoy diciendo que es todo muy offensive. Estoy muy cansado. Esto fue una buena episodio. just saying stuff like this, it's just totally offensive. I'm sorry. This was such a fun episode. What a great way to finish a great week, huh? Yeah, really funny. We're not doing Krapins Mailbag this week because we're tired.

But we'll be back with Krapins Mailbag next week. We'll have, I guess, or we can just get it, what about our bonus episode? We'll figure out the bonus. It'll either be this week or next week. But you know what? Yeah? We'll figure out the bonus. I believe it'll be this week or next week. But, you know what? We'll figure it out. Where's Zongt? Ronnie has to go. I have to, I have to just sit on my bed

and think about the past 24 hours and enjoy. So guys, thank you. Thank you for everything. Thank you. Love you guys. We'll see you guys in the book covers. Oh, babes. Have a great weekend, everybody.

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