Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake

Episode Date: March 17, 2019

Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history? To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Irvine, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll give you all an update. I did my best to keep that woman out of jail. Anyway, she is safe and sound. Let's hear it for her.

Thank you guys so very, very much. Drink me out of Rosé almost. I'm not going to run out. Anyway, my name is Brian. I'm the manager. I just want to say thank you so very, very much for coming out tonight. It has been an interesting evening for sure. You know, you got a bartending school or like, well,

meet interesting people. Earn better than average tips. Yeah. Anyway, thank you from the bottom of my heart for coming out to Ludlow Garage. It's been an awesome day so so far and you guys keep having fun You crazy mother fuckers You crazy motherfuckers crazy. I mean

You know you guys are nuts God bless Got thrown in jail. I mean what a night to get thrown in jail, too You know We like we like to add a little something to every show, you know, So we've done this all. These are a fourth show this week. The first show, Markovl Tadja from Top Chef showed up. The second show, Jack's showed up. And this tonight, a girl got arrested. Bless her heart. The first time, our first crap ends arrest.

If you know that poor thing is trying to choke down a baloney sandwich right now. Oh it was awful. One more with a Ludlow garage in the next. They're throwing some Cincinnati chili at my face. That's like the best jail ever. I know. Skyline, more like, whyline? Oh God.

My butt crack is just out to play, guys. Sorry to this road out here. Carol, I was like, I can't stop. Everything's so good here. I'm just like eating everything. I want to eat the people. I know. It's so stop. Everything's so good here. I'm just like eating everything. I want to eat the people. I know. It's so good.

It's so good. It's so weird. There's people walking around our hotel with archery supplies. I guess there's some archery event going on. Yeah. A lot of people in Bo's and Arrows, and so that way.

Yeah, which is terrifying because I saw that movie. There's something about Kevin, which just guy does a school killing, but it's not with the gun. It's like with archery. And that's the only thing I can think of now, you know. That's the only thing archery's ever been good for is terrifying me.

Yeah. It makes me think of what's your face from Game of Thrones. Well that would be better. Now that's some abuse I like. Oh, speaking of. You know what, speaking of. We have an announcement. We have an announcement.

I have won the Game of Thrones. He has won. Who here watches Game of Thrones? The Queen comes out of nowhere doing. Is that a watch Game of Thrones just came. He's one. Who here watches Game of Thrones? The Queen comes out of nowhere doing. Is that a watch Game of Thrones? We guess what? We're going to recap the final season. We just, we've reavered South by South Western.

We actually wield and deal to do a Game of Thrones podcast. So we're going to be doing this finals. We're doing that. We actually wield and deal to do a Game of Thrones podcast. So we're going to be doing this finals. We're doing that. And we're so excited. And we were like, OK, so let's talk about what we're going to do. That girl with the blonde hair. And then that guy who lost his hand and has to masturbate with the gold.

And I'm like, what? So welcome to that podcast. Yeah, exactly. It's going to be the most confused, gay little podcast ever made. We're really, really amped up mainly because we were watching Trading Spaces backstage. Oh my god.

We went from Bravo Home in the show before we watched at the whole time, Tiny Houses. That was four of mine. That's my houses. And we went back to watch Trading Spaces before this one. And I'm so furious at poor people. I'm furious at page Davis I've never actually seen Ronnie as mad as when we were mad, you know

And sometimes before these shows I'm like how do we warm up because I don't get drunk anymore? Well before the show don't worry. Look I came running now. There's two pint glasses full of titos out here But so I don't drink before so I was like how do we warm up? I'm not gonna exercise like I need to be angry and I can't watch you news because it's like especially horrible today So I was like page Davis turn it on yeah You want to talk about an enabler. I mean what a horrible human being she acts like she's so nice while she's just fucking everybody over You know, it's like not my fault man We let's like it's actually we didn't even realize it.

It's the season premiere tonight. And we were literally just minutes ago watching. They were stabling Frisbee's to the wall. Carter. Did you know that they like Carter, Osterhouse, become a designer on the, I know you don't know what we're talking about, so I'm sorry. Yeah.

But they used to have this hot piece of ass carpenter, right? Yeah. The designers would be like, I want to make a baby poop bedroom. Yeah. And then, you know, the carpenter, at least, was hot. You know, like, OK, this is a terrible room, but I can master it later. Like that kind of thing.

They made this carpenter a designer. No. No, he's pretty little frisbee's on the wall. Yeah. You don't earn your way into being aenter a designer. No. No, he's pretty. No, little frisbees on the wall. Yeah. You don't earn your way into being a trading spaces designer. You know what the wall needs? A big horse. A big horse on top.

The Barbara effect. Yeah, Barbara's a new carpenter on trading spaces. I got tools. Is that how you got tools? You know what? I got tools. Yeah, I got tools. I got tools. I got tools. That's what's important. Every woman needs a tool.

So Barbara last week didn't do much. This week Barbara's up everybody's ass. She's like in every scene, she's in every piece of drama. They still didn't give her an apple, which is whole area. Yeah. I mean, poor thing, because I think she earned it with this episode alone. Her eyes are still like this. They're like, I mean...

And I'm trying to work on my Barbara voice, because... We're missing Carol. Carol! That's what you have with the girl. Ah! The bigger lost in hillaries. Oh! They're lost in hillaries. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, Barbara, we don't really have a Barbara voice yet, so we're just sort of going with the standard voice. Well, I'm trying to work on it. We don't have a sound input today, but I wanted to have like a little workshop where we work on Barbara's voice, and you guys can tell us like what you think, right?

Yeah. Okay, so let's- It's just work on a little Barbara. Yeah, a little Barbara. We're gonna just workshop some sounds. Barbara, okay. Barbara, Barbara, or is it lower? Is it lower?

I'm watching. You did a clam bake. Guys, let's just place this right with Barbara's voice, okay? Let's just see if it does too much lower, it's just gonna be care care. Okay, car, I'm in. But Barbara does have the how to the

we're gonna be a clambick the clambick will her face looks like that sound big and big because last week I was doing that I was like yeah Bob right you know what he could

but note but she actually talks like that commercial like uh... with that we just talk about this. No, the mattress commercial. You're killing me Larry. You're killing me Larry. One of our listeners actually, I think Tweeted at us or emailed us and said that she sounds like Josh Flagg.

And that's actually a really good comparison. She's Josh Flagg is closer to the Tom. Wait, hold on, we think. I've been watching Million Dollar LA too. Oh, well, we're not talking like this. Oh, brother, who just had brain cancer is now going to be an asshole about abotments. I'm like, you're like, aren't you supposed to be nice

after you have brain cancer? Like, you got healed from brain cancer. You're supposed to be nicer. And he comes in, he's like, you two are losers. You don't know what you're doing. I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh at that or not. You're not laughing at brain cancer. You're laughing at the fact that people can still be dicks,

even when God's given them the greatest gift. That's true. So you guys, welcome to Watch For Crappens, a podcast about all that kind of bombard Broadway, I'm glad. Woo! Woo! Queen! Woo! Hey, who here was that the early show?

I know these guys were. Thank you for coming to that. That was super fun. I think I was so nuts. These people here, like, these people, you see, you heard, you knew what I was going to say. Like, these people are fucking crazy. Whoa. So, yeah, it's our people here, like, these people, you see, you heard, you knew what I was gonna say. Like, these people are fucking crazy. Whoa.

So, that's our people bring it, all right? Well, now here's something we forgot to say at the end of the last few shows by accident, but we'll say it now, don't be afraid to tell people to shut up. Okay. We're not. Feel free to shush them, okay.

People sometimes get drunk and chatty. Oh, God. Feel free to give a big ol' shush, okay. It's okay. It's like a just off friend after 20 years taking that drink of vodka right now. It was like a warm hug. Yeah.

It was like a summer's eve hug, you know, like the sweetest friendship hug. Summer's eve hug. Summer's eve hug. Summer's eve hug. Yeah, cause they're like so nice to each other on summer's eve commercials. Like, oh.

Yeah, it's like you got the yacht. I totally get it now, guys. Yeah. So, what a night. So, poor girls and jail. And then this just started. Ha ha ha ha ha. She was so nice.

And then this just starts off. I plead guilty to being fabulous. It's Luanne's line. So, we have our opening lines. Ramona goes, well, artistic liberty there. She goes, the only thing

I'll settle for is more. More Mario, more Ivory, more glass bird start just crashing under the set. Then Sonya's classic,

people call me over the child, but they, the eye prefer onto the set. Then Sonya's classic, people call me over to Cha, but they, the eye prefer being the bottom. Tensley goes, oh, game set. Now I need a match. Ooh! Tennis is such a funny game for Tensley when she's looking for a love because if you play Tensley the way they score it's like 20, 40, love, love, you lost.

Yeah, it goes the other way, but that's appropriate. I tried. You know, Tensley has nothing and love at the same time, which is a good grip. Tinsley was the only at line I didn't write down. That's where Tinsley stands right now on their show. It's like typing really fast on the coo cares. Don't ruin, don't ruin. Mike gives me lines and I make margaritas.

Like what the hell is I'm going to do with a bunch of lines? Like what else do you do with lines? What am I going to do with lines? What am I going to do with lines? What am I going to do with lines? What am I going to do with lines? What am I going to do with lines? I'm going to do lines. I'm going to do lines. I'm going to do lines. I'm going to make it a line. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I am going to do? What am I going to do? What. I love Dorenda. Dorenda is a sort of person who calls you up. You're like, hey, what's going on? You're like, what? You called me?

Like, no. Why'd she tell my boy? Who is he? Where's that in my body? What happened to his caratop commercials for AT&T? Oh, God. Nothing says. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I let you tell my boy, who is he? You are standing my bunny. What happened to his caratop commercials for AT&T? God, nothing says taking responsibility.

Like, you can't repair them? It's your problem. Yeah. Hi, my name is Dr. Medley. I don't got a fucking problem. Yeah, I got a problem. Fuck you. He got the problems.

He got the problems. Girl, this is such a dark season of New York. And there's a lot of dark seasons of New York. There's not very many light seasons. But even I'm uncomfortable watching this. I'm not. It's like, what? It was hilarious.

It's all the more we're going to do this live show. We've got one, like, real alcoholic who's pretending not to be an alcoholic anymore. Another real alcoholic who's pretending she to be an alcoholic anymore. Another real alcoholic who's pretending she was never an alcoholic, yeah. Dennis, obviously that's sad. Barbara and her tools, like that's not making anybody happy. It's like just dark, it's just dark, it's complete dark, tinsley, like, tinsley's failed tennis career.

Yeah, it's really exciting. It's like, it's like, it's like, Amadeus. Trying to think, well, the color purple, it's just exciting. It's like Sid and Nancy are like Amadeus. Trying to think, well, the color purple. It's just like the color purple. So say, well, danger, girl. So the first thing we get is very Dorenda and very Ramona. Dorenda shows up with her luggage, which, you know what? Baby steps.

That's what I say. Literally, they need baby steps to get up that staircase, because it's time to bring to Miranda's bag upstairs. And her mind's so, Miranda doesn't want, so she gives it to Ramona, who has never carried a piece of luggage in her life, and is not going to start now, so she gets it like one step up, she goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is crazy, this bag is so heavy. Whoa, you have is so heavy.

Whoa, you have to find someone like literally my knees, I can't, my knees. I have a sudden onset need to sew. Okay, okay. I need to go up to you tomorrow for an hour. Literally, yeah. Yeah, if you have guacamolo, guacamolo carry this. Oh, soup case, right? Eat up.

Whoa, what? I'll make you a deal. If you help me up the stairs afterwards, I'll let you make me some guacamole. Wakamola, carry this suitcase, right? He'd tell. What? What? Wakamola. I'll make you a deal. If you help me up the stairs afterwards, I'll let you make me some guacamola. And you know that poor maid is from like Angie's list. That's like not.

That's not even her real maid. She's like, please get me out of here. Yeah, her name is like Lorraine. Hey, yeah. Hey, get over here. Piconty. Yeah, her name is like Lorraine. Yeah, hey. Get over here. Conti. OK, so Tim, so basically half the women

are going to Ramona's for the weekend and the Hamptons. And the other half, one, two, are going to Bethany's. It's very standard, Roni, season open are the divided and in the Hamptons and fighting over brunch and things like that. It's like when you die and you're getting to choose which hell you're gonna live in. Hell with Ramona or hell with nothing, but eat juice.

I should have been a better person. Oh my God. So then Tinsley shows up at... Oh, there are Tinsley's at Ramona's, because it's actually blondes versus brunettes. So thing so she shows up her car she's like oh yeah I turn my blinker on I'm being such a good driver right now there's like five mailboxes like under her car there's like one bloody foot coming up. There are some Christmas lights being dragged. And Stony's side will go, I thought she would be a terrible driver because she's like, ugh! But it turns out she's going to be a great driver.

She's going to be a great mother. Great mother. Yeah. You can really tell a lot about a parent by the way they change lanes. That explains so much about Sonya's mothering. But I can drive, so my kid's fine, totally well-adjusted. So Tinsley shows up with Sonya, and she has a, like, a thank you for hosting me, if she has basically caviar, everyone's like, whoa!

Whoa! Wait! Is that what's really in here? Kaviyaw? Is that Kaviyaw? Kaviyaw? Kaviyaw? Whoa, because the back is Kaviyaw. I said it's what's in here. It's Kaviyaw. Is that real?

Kaviyaw? Is it here? It's like little eggs, but they're not from chickens. They're from fish. Billy makes stems. Who has fish on their fore? I don't understand. And then all the women start going,

and they're going to think, he's that caviar! Yeah. Oh my god, caviar! That caviar! That caviar! Tinsy's like, if I don't say something about the caviar, she's just going to lock it up and take it back to the city

with her. During the death. That's true. You know, Dorendanda's serving like a Christmas ham from four years ago that she's got like, so Duranda shows people to their room, yeah. And Sonia's like, Duranda put a lot of thought into what she's wearing.

I just rolled out of bed and this. And she's got this new long hair, you know? You know, she's still wearing her accent from some of the way. Durin does outfit that she took a lot of time with is an Adidas hoodie. So it's just like, please don't kick me out. Like, please let me come to a party this year. Please don't try and get me kicked out of this show again.

So Durin is like, hey, say I get you, as well as you get me a hand. And I was like, let's do mermaid. I was like, I want to do more fun things, you know? Yeah, I told myself, I'm eating something. I want to get drunk and yell at you with a mermaid out of a fish head of a Natisha. Well, we always got to go on drink.

We can get fun. It's mermaid. Yeah, I said, what are the famicies I made to myself? I want to do more light hardest stuff. We can do light hardest stuff again. It's gonna be lighter on her. Well, it's being back and when you can swim in it. But, like, I've been to A's so many times. Sometimes with friends, sometimes to find love.

I mean, you know, you go in there for different reasons. We go in there for different reasons. They've been mentioning that on this show, I think. It's a great place to meet guys. Yeah. But, yeah, I've been there many times and trust me. This is what they all say. It's like, there's more fun things to do than get drunk.

We can go to do than get drunk. We can go to a roller coaster park. I almost killed a bitch one time for making me do that on her birthday. Who gets sober right before their birthday? It was disgusting. It was a horrible plan. You're sober after your birthday. I'm not going to six flags to your birthday. Listen, we only got to six flags. We go seeded point when we know hi, okay? That was just King's eye excited on this part. That was just full on pandering to the way the way that this audience is set up for those of you who can't see it is It's two audiences from different sides of it's like a corner. I feel like a game show and you can't really see each other right This audience class.

This audience. Oh, yeah. One of these people is getting arrested after the show. It's really weird. Oh, yeah, that's those bitches. This is the. That's why they sat over in there. It's harder for the cops to get them, like.

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No, don't be ridiculous. You don't have to wait. You don't have to wait today. You just have to wait a year to date a guy in AA. Oh, I was so nervous. The beginning, I was like, why would I even want to date someone who knows where all the rest stops are on the highway?

It was AA, not AA, thank God. You know you find the best guys in AA, I met this guy, his name is Harvey. Yeah, he wants Drovea. RV off a cliff, great guy, great guy. I don't know what I'm talking about. So she's like, oh but trust me, once that years up, you find great guys, nae, nae. What do you suddenly ping the tab? Like, that's the only reason to date someone in a, a, it's like the cheapest dinner you'll

ever buy somebody. I learned that too, but God, when you get home, you know, they don't have a yacht, but they know better than those bloody sand geophysed. This audience is so worried on this side. Yeah, I wanted to say. This side, they're just... Anytime you need help, anytime you just look over here, they just go nuts. We're totally fucking with you guys.

We're being mean to this side. Who does that? We're paying you against us. Yeah, I'm sorry. Basically, we're pitting you against each other. One of you guys is Kim Richards, one of you guys is Kyle Richards, and we're the mom pitting you guys against each other. That was city.

That was city. That's Kyle. Look guys, let's city, the same Kyle. Look guys, let's goodbye call. All right. So then, let's see, so Beth seems like, I got another question, I got another question, I got another question. And Barbara's like, no, no. I want to talk about this, hey, what about the man to me, what about that?

I want to go, I want to do that. She's like, girls, I'm serious. Yeah, I've been single. And Beth, because when was your last relationship? Come on, I'll tell you when you were single. When was the last one? When was the last one? When was it?

When was your last relationship? When was the last time you poke even my hokey? When was the last time you had a hair like this? It was three years ago. That's disgusting, seriously. The man's like, you have an sex in two years. Oh. No, I didn't say I didn't have sex.

I just said I had been in a relationship, okay? I literally had sex with a painter two months ago. A painter? Huh? Who does that? A painter. I literally had sex with a painter two months ago a painter Who does that a painter Michelangelo more like Michelangelo no Barbara no About things like talk about getting high on your own supply of fucking your own pain I mean seriously Barbara really yeah, seriously I got a message of birth the, is it a shonen Williams? Is it a shonen Williams? I'm not gonna be gonna have to over there. I got a message of shonen Williams.

I'll stay away from my bro, okay? Okay, that's what I'll say. And Barbara's like, I think I'm like, great catch. Shhh. See, I can have sex with my house, Penta, I'm the boss, you know. I'm like, oh. I got all the assets, huh?

Huh? Like boobs. You got assets. I'm bored of Barbara. I have something to say. I've got a cabaret show. Hey, let's call Sonya, and invite her to dinner tonight. I want to see Sonya.

It's Luanne. She doesn't want to see Sonya. She just wants to, like, it's like a turf war. And you can already feel it. it's so exciting, you know? So then we go to lunch at Ramona's house, which we all have that friend, he's like, come to dinner and then they serve you spaghetti. Yeah, yeah, that's so gross.

So it's like spaghetti with like ragu sauce on it. And during this like, hey, look at this, it's kind of funny, look at it, let me have you try good. It's a name game. It's so funny. It looks like it's just a fool, huh? And when I was like, fine, fine, me. What's next to me?

What else? Whoa, I found over there. Got three persons. How's no one even cares about? It's like the one and that girl, I've fun over there. Got three persons, house no one even cares about. It's like, do I have to do that girl? Nobody even knows her name. I hope you enjoyed the fact that I served her pasta on plates that are yellow to remind me of sun showing, okay?

Sun showing. So, well, since three of the girls are staying at my house, I figured I'd send a invitation to batten me and we are both the topping road, but it's very typical that I don't get back to batten, okay? That's okay, I mean, I accept it's an evitation of batting and we're both the topping road, but it's very typical I don't get back to batting, okay? That's okay, I mean I accept it, it's not close to anyone. She doesn't have any friends, okay? Yeah, let's face it, she actually literally says let's face it.

She says let's face it. I mean, she only has like three people in the world, oh I'm sorry, two people in the world were closer. The bossy destroyer's just the man. Okay? Ronan Ramona, because that is what she's saying. She goes, let's face it. The only one she's close to now is Luan at a default.

Yeah. Sorry. Okay? Because Ramona basically said that last week. She bans you. Ramona is the worst. No, there have been times when I say things that I get in trouble for. And I'm like, that was

bad. I should say, sorry, I've never said half the shit this bitch does. She is terrible. She is terrible. So anyway, ring, ring, ring, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The ringer. So, yeah. So Luan calls up to invite Sonia to dinner and

and when Sonia answers, the editors on this show are so amazing because they keep adding these little audio clips in the background of like fragments of conversations that are happening and so when Sonia picks up the phone from Luan, we just hear her moan the background go and if I hadn't totaled it, it still haven't. It's still habit. So, Sonia, he just totally wants a private conversation. He's like, oh, hello Lou. Hi Lou, hold on a moment.

I'm just going to go privately talk. Oh good, good. I got so used to public conversations when I was in jail. So rude. Hey, Sonja. How come you're ETA? Sonja Rita. Sonja Rita.

I hear that's the new cool thing to do in the Hamptons, at ETA, to things. Hey, how come you're not saying with me? You're saying with Ramina. Get it. Spent all morning workshopping that. So, and you on you at least you could do his laugh a little bit Bit through a lot Sonia's on speaker fence and she's like oh high-bar bra, oh

Bethany Hi, Lou, so you know Ramona's just pretending she's not listing and she's going someone calling me Someone calling you in the other room. What What's going on? It's annoying. It's weird. It's annoying. Is it Afree? No. Is it Mario? No.

And Sun is like, well, I try to be fair. One sees my, you know, take all of your free shit. And the next sees after that, I take all of her free shit. You know, just gotta be fair. It's like that sweet homeless guy. He just goes from your door one morning to the neighbor's house the next morning. Don't give you all the gifts.

And what, sorry, I forgot where I was. I was like, I gotta re-cal from Vanderbron Proof. Yeah. Yeah. I started thinking about ice cream parties, like, Raiders, and I was like, yeah. Yeah. Stead me out is that it's a pinga mall Ice cream party is like Raiders and I was like

Stead me out of the hotel pinga mall during an event We need the poo So so Luann is like pressuring Sony to come to dinner with the burnettes and so he's like oh, yeah No, I would love to I'm gonna bring Marley my dog and it's like um We're going to dinner. We're not really bringing dogs. So. That's like Tidana. Tidana. Seriously Tidana.

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had an intervention for me. I was like, great. We all want to relive that. We do. We do. Intervention party. Where were you and I had an intervention? It's going to be you and Barbara and Bethany and John Keyhone is. He came out from behind the corner.

He said, what would you do? I said, I'd think of a ray. So Sonia is like, are we going out to dinner now? Are we going to that place, Moby's and Betsy's like, no, I'm mad. Ah, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. I'm a terrible single.

Like seriously, what is that music? Is it Moby? So, I'm like, oh, I'm mad. I'll go there for game night. Sonya's life, yeah. They really don't show enough of Sonia's life. Do you remember when Sonia was like, Oh, I have gay Wednesdays at my house at the townhouse.

And they showed it one time and everybody's like, that is so made up, that shit does not even happen. She just did that to look cool for the gays. And I had this Uber driver and he's like, Oh, yeah, I love real housewives. I know Sonia, do you know her? And I said, well, I mean, I see her on TV. And he's like, oh, I used I'm not a real house boss. I know Sonya, do you know her? And I said, well, I mean, I see her on TV. And he's like, oh, I used to go to her house

on Wednesday nights. Oh. And I did confirm that Omen does have a big gain night on Friday nights. There he go. So Sonya says, so Lou Ann's talking to Sonya. And all of a sudden, Barbara's like, ah, ah. Hi, Sonya.

Hi, Sonya. Hi, I'm Ms. It, Stania. Hi, Emma. It's Barbara. Do you hear about my clam bake? Do you hear about my clam bake? I want to check out my clam bake. Do you want to come up clam bake? Come to clam bake.

And Stania's like, oh yes, and I'm sure Ramona's heard about your clam bake. Clam bake. Because naturally, all these girls are invited to the clam bake at Barbara's right, right? Lam bake, Barbara. Bam-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- I had a worry about Ramona coming to this thing. And you're killing me, Larry. Ha ha ha ha. Where he's still working progress, okay? Give it time.

Yeah. Like Bob Fossy once said. Clambick. Ha ha ha ha ha. Clambick. Ha ha ha ha ha. Some of spirit fingers for people at home. Yeah.

Yeah. So Sonia's like, okay, see you later. Ramona said she'd love to see you guys tonight. Hi. That's negative. Oh, that's a negative. I mean, the thought about being a Ramona, being around Ramona right now, I mean, it's like, give me a cocktail.

I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Give me a cocktail, though. I'll take one. So, she tells us, clutching like her statement necklace was like this big. It's like jiggies, just little jiggies hanging off of her. It's huge. Like it's gotten to me, it's a lot. Stay there, jiggie.

So she's like, I don't want to talk to Ramona. She makes up a eyes about me. And then it cuts to the reunion where Ramona's like Wow She went to this party and she fell back and her legs were behind her head like this We're pulling the legs up under it So that was the peeking and then she got the moop with purchase house. Whoa. Yes, she went to crutch bursa Litted on fire. Remember that big fire midtown Manhattan That was on all the news across America from the wind. Remember that the wind fire? That was the wind.

Like, hmm, do you remember any of that happening Ramona? Yeah, Ramona. Because Ramona is such a liar. But Luan's like, oh, what was damaging? It damages the way I feel about myself. Being around that woman is like, hello, I need, yeah, hello, I need a cocktail. I was like, oh, yeah, so Ramona's fault. So, oh, this is the part of alcohol, I need a cocktail. I was like, oh yeah, so this Ramona's fault. So, oh my God.

This is the part of alcoholism that's so fine when you blame everybody else. Like, yeah. Honestly, I was my favorite part. So Ramona's like, obviously there's some issues that we're not gonna all have dinner together. You know what? You know what?

I'm not concerned with what other people think about me. Oh, I just do me, okay? Let it go. Let it go. The cold never bothered me anyway, okay? Whoa, this is snowman, he's cute. Do you think I should date this snowman? Fine.

My god, totally melted. Well, melt it. It's because I'm so hot. I'm so hot. So it turns out I can't date snowman. Really hot. And then when I get to get my daughter, slash best friend, Avery, it's like two hot people together.

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We're gonna take a princess. We're gonna take a princess. Everyone's gonna let the mermaid out, please. Yeah. So they're like, hey, how are you, mermaid? Look at us, not trucking all this, it's nice fun.

Like they're trying to pretend they're having fun and those things that my nieces have, you know, those mermaid tail. Or like that lady at Kyle's party had all those years, the Muhammad's party, the Muhammad and the pool. She's like, dropping all over the ground. You're over.

So good. Nothing says fun like any intermermed tail is on an overcast day in the low to mid 60s before anyone's gotten drunk, and you're just in a mermaid tail. Yeah. And someone's like, where's your money? And Sunny is like, oh, your amount is

going to take forever to get down here. Sure enough, we see. Ha-ha-ha. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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I was like I want to walk down this walk stairs Geraldine Parsons mid said It's so stupid you don't even know how to go down a staircase into this day Can't go down a staircase straight. Whoa whoa Mind you in that one time I was walking cold sack Whoa, I thought who's gonna hit me on my bike when I was driving the cold sack Whoa, then this crazy lady with long hair came and drove down broke my legs to nine months I couldn't walk I just dreamed what big strong man to take care of me

I said dad were you taking down this and said no stupid, you shouldn't have been in the colds that. Oh, that's why I've always felt like a mermaid. Whoa, whoa, slippery. Whoa, someone leave guacamole on these stairs? Slippery. Whoa, I mean, caduce to me for getting this far. Well, oh, I'm sorry, sorry, it's very dangerous. Wish I had Mario's.

I just wish I could have been a ghost so I could have been Mike It's like that moment in the Star in the stairs that moment And you know Ramona will be taking the handy cap spot at galsons for like six months after that That one time I couldn't get up to dance I got it galsons for like six months after that. Is that one time I couldn't get up? Stits. So the Ramona finally gets in the pool and she...

Everyone else is done. Everyone is like, we're drinking now. Yeah. So Ramona's like, whoa, you guys, you guys. I never go into the deep end, but just when it's the deep end to fetch my noodle, okay? That's how secure this man made me feel that swimming. Poor? So secure.

And then we cut to Boris and she's like, and Boris is like, Milwaukee. Yeah. He's like trying to balance a ball on her nose. She's like, and then Ramona and Uberhoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo One wrong way have turned dancer. You're like, uh, we're dropping Sonya off. Yeah. First. Wow.

Look at all these day-class sake houses on the highway. I wonder which one's Bethany's? People are like, oh, real estate shaming. Oh, how could you? How could you write on the high? Oh Just defenses Last time I checked Bethany did not people throw in balloon these sandwiches at her house Okay, so then Sonia

The sonia's gonna meet to meet at dinner with Bethany Barbara and the other gonna meet at dinner with Bethany, Barbara, and the other one. Who's the other one? Who's that? Well, there's Anne. I'm so proud of Anne. Anne has been quietly in the background for years, showing Luanne random apartments for season after season. Yes, she sure has. Quietly, you know, giving us like some wasp-realness. She always has a good like Trilnex scarf combo, and this is the first time she's actually been invited to dinner, Yes, she sure has. Quietly, you know, giving us like some wasp realness. She always has a good like, Trilnex scarf combo. And this is the first time she's actually been invited to dinner.

So I am so proud of her. I know you're having a rough time, Luan, but you can totally live in this pay less you soar between the hours of 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. No one will ever know. It's a good friend. You know, secure, I got you a pizza crust. Everything's going gonna be okay.

So Sonia tells us the story. She's like, I'm at Barbara years ago. We know a lot of socialites in common, but as business women, we've had cater to society. I'm like, are you finally admitting to being a Saudi boat hoe? Because that is really all I want in life, okay? And are you accusing Barbara of being the same? Hey listen, I brought that

down from Beatom, okay? I brought down from Doc, Doc, Doc! Listen, all she's saying is that Sonia would sell people her toaster and Barbara would come in with her tools and fix them as soon as they caught on fire. Because she was swimming in those waters too. I don't know, but I'm calling it now. Well clearly they met Anna Dingey, Arthur South of France, with a Nigerian football team, and John- John and Madonna

Seriously, so Barbara's like oh song I get not drinking and send you guys I drink when I want to Lewis and drinking Durand is not drinking and they're like They're just liking it or like're like, you put that as a lie. Okay. Translation, I'm not gonna buy my own drink. Congratulations, you finally found a decent Coke dealer in this town. Yeah.

Yeah. I do have to say, I do have to give a shout out to one of our longtime listeners, Betsy, who actually came dressed with a Sonya Morgan towel that's been duct taped to her shirt. So finally, those people in that cafe can stop looking in. So Ramona gets to dinner with Durinda and Tensley and they sit down at Ramona and say, you know what?

I've been with you girls all day, right? All day? I'm going to the bar. Yeah, that's it. I'm single and ready to right? All day? I'm going to the bar. Yeah, that's it. I'm single and ready to mingle, okay? I'm going to the bar. That's it. I'm going to find some man meat. I'm going to go fetching, pulling some meat.

There you go. Man meat. I'm some meat. And you'll get long island-wise teed up. So then she goes off and then Dorenda's just like stuck with Tensley like, Hey, it's really new, it's fun. This is fun, Xiaoo Chinsley. What's new with you?

Ooh! I had to turn on the turn signal today and it was hard. And the waiter comes by and says, Coca-Cola, please. So we got back to Sonia. We got back to Sonia and Barb. And Sonia is like, well, personally, I think it's great. So we got back to Sonya, we got back to Sonya and Barb. And Sonya is like, well, personally, I think it's great.

Dorenta's taking care of herself. The Wands taking care of herself and Barbara goes, I hope one day they can, oh, so sorry. Barbara's like, I hope one day they can come back together and be friends. And she's like, well, we're going to all be seeing each other tomorrow, to your crap baked party, Ryan. She's like, actually, you need to talk about that. The man isn't a very fragile state these days,

and she doesn't wanna be around her in the right now, okay? You can maybe come with Tinsley. And she's like, what do I just bring Tinsley? Like, really? Who's ever thought that was a good idea? I know. You know, Carol tried to bail on that shit in the last episode. So they apparently even know Tinsley.

Yeah, just bring Tinsley. You're right. Carol Tinsley. Just an hour herself from her. Yeah, remember? And he's like, well, you and Tinsley were friends. She's like, I barely know the bitch, Andy. I don't know who she is.

But hold on, let me put on my glasses. Oh. Tinsley. Oh, well, hi. Tinsley. Oh, well, no, no. I know that I have my reporter glasses on. I'm a different person. I see that she's, oh, look at that. What's that?

You're dying alone. That's all I can see. Sorry, I don't know. Oh, I'm never met. Oh, look at that. Wait a second. This isn't the marathon. Yeah. So, Barbara's like,

I feel terrible for sewing you. She's in a really difficult position. But I want Luanda to feel comfortable. I'm like, if you really want Luanda to feel comfortable, you'll give her a hose to sleep with. It took that to a bottle of Jack. Okay. That's the only thing that's gonna make her

feel comfortable right now. And I get it. Yeah. I feel like we didn't really highlight this enough that they're all having dinner across the street from each other. So, Jim's in different, they're like, this is kind of weird.

Like, we're having dinner here. They're having dinner there. It's like, dueling dinners, you know? So Bethany tells us, you know what, yeah, I just, I didn't want to, I didn't want to have dinner with the rest of them because you know what, I know, oh, jiky fell over. Oh my god, this mermaid isn't part of jiky. It's a thing that you put on the jiggy. I'm so stupid. I was like, have creative.

They're selling mermaid jiggies. The jiggy did a very good really stupid. I'm like, jiggity did turn the rolly show too. At a certain point, the fake jiggy actually just flunks out. Oh, yeah, he got time. Like the real jiggy. Yeah. He's just like, I'm exhausted.

Good night. So Beth is basically like, you know what? I didn't want to go out and do anything with the other girls. I knew they can ask me at Dennis. I just don't Good night. So Beth is basically like, you know what, I don't want to go out to dinner with the other girls because you know what, I know you can ask me at dinner and I just don't feel like talking about it. I don't feel like crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I think totally get, which makes what happens later on funnier.

But I just like, yeah, but for now, I'm like super sad. So then yeah, and let's see. So Duranda, I'm skipping over boring things, because Lewand's like, Oh, how long have I known Ann? And Lewand goes, cheers on bringing a team together. I was like, don't cheers. Don't cheers. So then, Romano over there across the road is like, whoa, you guys won't believe what just happens to me at the bar, okay?

I can't make this shit up, even though I'm totally about to yeah So these four guys over there and I saw this one guy we made eye contact I was like and he was like Oh, and I was like And she was like what? And he was like girlfriend. I was like, yes, I will be. And then I said, I said, wait, are you two married?

And he said, not only married, but they're married, too. Four gay guys, who would have ever thought four gay guys in the Hamptons? Oh, no, no. You can, you can believe that. Maybe, maybe, my gator is off. I'm like, have you seen seasons 1 through 10?

Oh, no. Ramona, let me explain how a gator works. If they're smiling at you, they're gay. Totally. If a man talks to you for more than five minutes and doesn't run away terrified, he'll get it all. If he's asking to take a photo with you, he's got it. This is our version of Jeff Fox worthy.

Have Ramila can tell people are gay. They give a small amount of attention. They're gay. If they like to play, reggae. They're gay. They're all reggae. They're all so young. Like 40 years old, how did they know the gay guy? Like one guy said, spoke to a therapist, the therapist, and half a baby, and he goes, you wanna have a baby with me? And I was like, no. No. No.

I don't wanna be 70 years old. I was gonna go out to a 60-something-year-old woman and say, you're a gay guy. Only a gay guy would ask her, Monet, you wanna baby. Gay guys just would love, it's like it doesn't matter if that baby had problems, you know, it'd a baby? Okay, guys, just would love. It's like it doesn't matter if that baby had problems, you know, just be like as long as it went, whoa.

You know what I'm like. So one of the reasons why this show is far superior to pretty much anything on Bravo and almost really anything on television in general, and I truly stand by that. I'm not even trying to be like funny because the live show, it's like, I tricked out, nappy, cake.

Yeah, but the way that they can so casually take each other down like out of nowhere because we're most talking about this guy who wants a baby and doing it like I mean do I be 70 with a 10-year-old and want to go I don't even want to be 50 with a 10-year-old and Chins is like Awwww Thanks a lot! That's... That's what I wanna be! Assume me I ever got to see my ass! My ass! And they just stare at her and not like, oh, so sorry, there's just like...

I'm so really big guys! They're really big guys! Yeah! She's gonna be tough! Gonna be tough! Yeah, see you be tough. He's gonna be tough. Yeah, see be tough. No, I'm just kidding. It'll be terrible for you.

So where's for the kids? Yeah. So then over at the other party, LeWans, you know, always accepting an award. She's like, thank you, girls. Well, in retrospect, I'm glad I didn't get this big mega mansion. I mean, remember when I was gonna do that, guys? Oh, remember?

I had a hard-to-store. Remember when I once had a dream that my children ruined? Remember that? I guess I was fixated. That's what they said. Well, I was making it sound like the best weekend ever. I'm like, remember when I got so famous, they'll have the option to get a mega mansion.

Oh! I got a Tommy to laugh, the option to get a mega-matchin'. Go! I called up Tommy Tune. What a weekend! Mmm. I went to the doctor, I went to the... I don't remember, the mega-matchin'. Whatever it is. Ridiculous ladies.

I mean, 8,000 square feet ladies. You know, she's like bragging, like this is a really fun story for Lou. And they're all laughing. She's like, I was out of my mind. I was calling everyone. I just needed $6 million. $6 million.

$6 million. I called up my agent. I called up Tommy Tune. I called up Dennis. Am I like really? Yeah, she's like, I called Dennis. R-I-P. Oh.

So tasteless. Like so wrong. And so then the ladies start telling us their story. Bethany is like, ah, yeah, that night, and I mentioned weekend, okay? Like nuts, there was no emergency, okay? Cause Lou had been making all these irrational financial decisions, it was crazy.

And then it cuts to Lou I'm going, 8,000 feet! Looanne gets down there. And then it cuts to Barbara and she's like, she was trying to buy a mansion for $6 million in upstick New York. Who does that? And Luhann has this like a great evil moment, or she's like, I mean, I wanted that house more than anything Bethany.

Bethany's like, she seriously got mad at me for not giving her $66 million for a fucking house Like that's what we're rap right now. She says yes. I've been sold my soul for it Six million dollars and then she tells us well I was sober and then I was having a glass here a glass there and then my kids tried to sue me And that was the straw that broke the camel's back then I fell off the wagon like I just assumed me and that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Then I fell off the wagon. Like, are you really blaming your kids? Like only fuckingly Wann can get away with this because I was like, fuck them! I like also that like this is just like she talks as if she just needed like a jambajus.

You know, like, do you have six million dollars? Yeah, I just need to buy a dimension. That's all and Then we see how rich people can just do whatever the fuck they want, okay? Because Barbara goes we all realize and that's what's enough I got power of attorney That's me unlocked a phone and this out of blocking her emails and her calls and that was it. I was like what? Your friends can just get power of attorney over it. Fuck me. Yeah.

I never want a rich friend girl. We just took over. I then Anne tries to have a moment, just that's the amazing power of women. We all get shut up, Anne. Shut up, Anne. She's like, it's the amazing power of women. We're all an amazing team.

And the way I was like, well, I'm glad you remember, because I don't remember anything. And, some of us were having a life. And, and Barbara's like, she had no choice. We were gonna strap it down and make a gun to rehab. That was it. And the way I was like, oh, you guys, for the rest of my life. Yeah.

I owe you. It's like $6 million worth that I owe you guys for the rest of my life. Yeah. I owe you. Ah, it's like $6 million worth that I owe you, I guess. I had to learn the second time around at alcohol. It's a power greater than me. I mean, it's kind of crazy. I mean, last time I checked, alcohol doesn't have a cabaret show. But I guess it's more powerful than I am.

Hit it, boys. three, two, one. Oh, the hall is powerful. Oh, the hall is fun. Oh, the hall is for everyone, but I guess not for me. Oh, the hall is fun. Oh, the hall is for everyone. I'm just a girl who can't say no. Just kidding, Oliver is there.

I like things she doesn't even have to change to lyrics too. So that's what he's like, you know what I'm gonna think, that's the thing. When one member of the team is damn, we're all damn. We come to help, we're a team. Yeah, a team. Oh my God. Definitely. And who the fuck are you right now?

I don't even recognize you anymore. And I can't wait to turn against Luanne in like's me. Hey, who the fuck are you right now? I got a lot of them who recognize you anymore. And I can't wait to turn against Louanne in like five minutes. Yeah, exactly. We've seen the trailer. So now they're talking about the clan bake again. The biggest, biggest conversation. So there was so wrong this clan bake. Louanne needs to get the fuck over herself first of all.

I don't get to just fire half the cast because you might get drunk. Who cares? OK, get over it. Yeah, no, I agree, but I do really enjoy this stupid, clambike drama because basically, they're like, well, you know, Sonya told everyone, so what's going to happen? And Barbara's like, well, I hope that the Rinda reaches out with a text that we're going to call to Lou Angeriinda reaches out with a text of a call to Louie and she says,

I don't want a text! I want a call! I deserve that! We're beyond texty! This is beyond a text! Or you'll get a text. She tells us, well, unless D'Ariinda comes from a place of a loving heart, I have no interest

in hearing what she has to say. Loving heart is my favorite winery, by the way. And what I'm saying is I just need a glass. So we got to remount its houses the next day and Tensley's like with the tennis racket. Like, no. But he's don't do that one drinking beer. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I think just we think of like a Monica Celas joke, but I think that's much better. My mother and my sister both played tennis

when we were growing up, and they were hilarious. So we'd go to these tournaments, you know, these ladies tournaments. You should have seen these women. I mean, they're insane. They're like, whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! They get all pissed off. They won't talk to each other at the club later. Yeah. So, uh. The Ramona is not what Tinsley is one of those. Ramona just wants to get laid, because it's Ramona, you know. Yeah.

So she's like, whoa, Tinsley, you look really good. We're gonna have so much fun playing tennis, I'm sure you suck at it, you know. So that's gonna be hot. You know how to play and they don't play at all. They can do this to you, they can go out to him at the deep end. Hopelessly, really hard. There's no pole here, Ramona. And don't play it all, then he'll do this to you, and then go out to him at the deep end. Hope it's like good work. There's no pull here, Ramana. Whoa, but whatever.

Tinsley, I'm so glad that you have tennis. I was afraid you had nothing at all in your life, and you were just a bundle of sadness. But you turns out you can play tennis. That's great. So Ramana has a great story. She goes, why? Tinsky?

It was hot. Wanna know how I met him? I met him at sunset and we were hangin' out and flirting. Woo-hoo-hoo! And then I found out he was a tennis pro. And so I thought, okay, I'm not gonna date him, but I'm gonna take tennis lessons from him. I'm like, so you met a tennis pro and you hired him.

And then he shows up he's like 27 or 32 or something like that. Hey, top five times I was like, I said, Ramona, I was going to be like, oh, I turned him down. Okay? Yeah. No, we like, just hire you. It's like every week Ramona is hiring some new person to fuck. Basically, is what's happening, you know, in the open, which I love. My friend Susan introduced me to force a swim god.

You know? Mm-hmm. All right. Me, Vike. I love Vike. I love that you drew a heart on your notes. I drew a heart. Because this is so funny, dude. Just watching her monitor, I'm pretend she doesn't want to kill Tensey.

Because Tensey's like, I'm not playing tennis in so long. What? What? What? Yeah. every 10 she doesn't want to kill Tincy. Because Tincy's like, I am, I'm playing Tincy so long. What? What? What? Yeah. And the tennis pro's like, braw. Yeah.

Damn, yeah. This is actually my favorite Tincy's you know, all the time. Because you're just like, oh, my overhand. Oh. What? This is my girlfriend, Tincy.

Okay. She's very vapid. Don't even bother talking to her. Okay, so then the pro, when the pro comes in, Dermind is like, why are you looking so familiar? Why? Why? Why are you looking so familiar? She goes, he just has one of those faces.

That's it. It's just one of those faces. Eh. You look so familiar. He just has one of those faces, that's it. Just one of those faces, he's just, eh eh. You look so familiar. There's some shit going on with this tennis guy. Can I wait to hear what it is? Or he had a bit part on Law and Order SVU. Hmm.

Don't think. LAUGHTER Gain, gain, gain. Law and Order. Durinda. Gengeng, the... Lawn order, Durinda. Gengeng, he... It will happen to be waiting for the good, good, good, like... And it will happen to be... Hi, Mewska.

Gengeng, I'll get to gengeng. Gengeng. So... So, sorry. I'm gonna work you ladies' hearts. Like, we're your victims, okay? And he goes, I'm your victim. And she goes, no, we're your victims.

Why do you want to be us? And he's like, she's like, what, Flirting, Flirting, tell. So, as we see there were moments. So, Tinsley has like really good attendance. She was ranked nationally. And she's doing really well. And the pro was like, oh, awesome. He was like hitting all the balls to her.

And it's only matter of time before Ramona starts to undermine this entire situation. So the guy's like, all right, let's do some overhead shots. And he's like, no, I have a shoulder thing. No overhead, Ramona's like, overhead, overhead. Let's do an overhead. Come on, let's do it. Let's do it.

Well, come on, do it, girl. Do it. Ramona's learning is so awkward. I'm going to do it over head. Come on, let's do it. Let's do it over head. Whoa, come on, do it, girl. Do it. Remona's flirting is so awkward. I'm gonna do it on my knees. That's what I'm best. I was like, that's how you play tennis, stupid, you know? And Dorena's like, Remona loves to flirt.

Yeah, she's hiring people. She can flirt constantly. Like, we're a big, big, big thing. And Tensley's getting a little too many vibes thrown away. Ramona's not gonna be here long, eh? I'm sharing that for my own is like, okay, whatever. That was really fun. Tess gets stupid.

I know. You guys keep going, all right? I'm fine, Tess. I just just... Ramona has all these greatest features. like, don't my tennis game? Isn't the best because I've been traveling for the past month. So I went from being almost nationally ranked to being terrible. Sorry.

Yeah, you know what? I'm going out because I already worked out today. I had an hour of court session. I had court fusion. Yesterday? And today. And the trainer literally goes, that's cool. Cool.

So I'm saying good boy, okay? Good boy? No? Yesterday and today and the trainer literally goes that's cool cool So I'm saying goodbye, okay good boy. No She leaves you to see her tooms like killing it So we're over at Bethany's house and Barbara pulls up Bethany's investment property which I assume is the one that's on the highway Yeah, it's the highway property. Highway. Highway. So I did it.

So I did it. So I did it. Highway and couldn't sell it after. Go figure. So Barbara comes up, she's carrying a jeweled bag and Bethany's a spike. Oh, like what is that? What is that bag? Seriously, what a woman.

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is it? What is that? Like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an ankle, like an What are you doing here? What is that? Like an ankle-ass horse? Like an ankle-ass horse? You can just steal stuff because I'm going to hold two drinks in one. Somebody else is out. So Barbara's like,

Crazy face. Barbara goes, you know, if I have this too close to my skin, I get indentations. And Bethany goes, yeah, same, same, same, same, same. I'm like, you don't even have one. Stop saying that. But I got this house to flip it, but I love it. He goes, yeah, same, same, same, same, same. I'm like, you don't even have one. Stop saying that. I'm just joking.

I guess this has to flip it, but I love it. And so I've been living here because I'm gonna ask a person who's in the business that says someone like, in La La, I'm like Ramona. I'm like, who's even gonna ask Ramona? You know, I'm gonna ask a professional. Like, what's a face? It's a new person.

You know what? I bought this on the whim, because you know what? I do have $6 million, okay? I could do that. I could do that. I'm gonna do a remodel. It's gonna cost $6 million, okay, I could do that, I could do that. I'm gonna do a remodel, it's gonna cost $6 million exactly. So Barbara's like, oh, I love the trim. The Wayne's got it.

The staircase, the Wayne's got it. Bones, the house is like, please don't, please. It's like reverse haunting, no, no. Are these walls bleeding? No, I think they're crying. Barbara's like, it's in the wood, yes. It's like Wayne Scotting. Jesus Christ to a lady. So, Sonia Romana and Timzley D'Aurinda in kitchen.

So D'A Durinda's like, Billi-Bee! And Sonia's like, well, when I got to that dinner, it was all about lose recovery, you know, because she went back to rehab. And Ramona's like, what, thought you had fun in 30 days?

What was your step? 13 days, 14 days, what does that sound like? It sounds like a vacation to me. Something that sound like rehab, okay? I mean, that's my, what do I know? What do I know? Why not? I'm just a woman who lost her do I know? What do I know? Why not? I'm just a woman who lost a 10 of skills in a month

and just did co-affusion today and yesterday. But why not? What do I know? It's my opinion, okay? Just a woman with great gay dog, okay? So then, Dharinda and Ramona just start squabbling over when the wind got a rehab. It's like, was it a hang of this?

Is it a hang of this? It's 15 days, 15 days, whatever. And someone's like, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it a hang-ass, was it can't get me, that was the taste she was being choked with the baloney sandwich and chill. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you ain't joking, man. She's like, oh my god, why are we doing the math? You're doing the math because Lumaans constantly mind. Okay.

Why don't you have the same number? So, they're talking about, like, you know, listen, listen, listen, don't, like, this is the sort of stuff that will make her fall off the wagon, make her fall off the rails. And she takes herself off the rails, okay? Yeah, we don't take her up to the edge. Oh, we do, she reminds her of all her failures in life and in love and with family. That's a wall, that's a wall. Like, she's thinking about it, you're supposed to take responsibility. So, if you got a problem with me, it's your problem. So she's like, really trick is going to cause me to fall off the wagon. She probably shouldn't be doing

cabaret lately night around proof. All right. She's staying rehab. So Sonia's like, well, Barb is having a clam bake. What? I have to render still think she's invited. So she's like, I'm in jail, who's got me? So I asked Barbara and she said I should just bring over Tinsley. She's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, It's like drunk or in the it's hilarious. Yeah. And we're like, oh no. This is the only show where I actually don't want people to go to recovery. Yes, we're like you go girl.

Yeah. Because even the reunion last year was a shit show for Durin. It was bad. It was her first year as a villain. She doesn't know how to take the response to her, obviously. She's freaking out. And last year when Andy was saying, you know,

maybe you're in alcohol, she's like, well, look, that guy in a lot of photos. You guys. And they show the you know, maybe you're in alcohol, she's like, well, look, thank you guys a lot of foofies, you guys. And they show the clip of her just like being in alcohol. Like they're like, no, we never liked her. I don't believe you. You see, that's the thing. We can say it now. But back then, we were like, this is hilarious.

But yeah, now we're like, did we do this? Blame Ben. Honestly, I'm drunk right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like Ben. Honestly, I'm drunk right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, he's, he's, he's, but, well, so anyway, during this acting,

like she acts when she's drunk to her, like she's turning red in the face. Yeah. Now she's getting like, she's getting really, really, she's getting a little bit. She gets mad in two seconds. So it's basically just stillment because Luanne wants to

render the call and to render things that Luanne should call her, you know. I mean, I love them both. It's like watching two sides of the same venue fight. Like, I don't want that. I don't want that. Sonya is also getting the ultimate revenge on to remap because last year, Dorenda uninvited Sonya

this summer. That's right. And I was like, he's so loose. also getting the ultimate revenge on to remember. Because last year, Dorenda uninvited Sonya to somewhere. That's right. And I was like, he's so loose, he's so drunk all the time. You know what I think? He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, what's he acting like that? And now it's happening to Dorenda,

and she's freaking the fuck out. And she's wearing the same color as a yield sign. Did you notice? I know, well, everyone's like wearing a little bit of like fluorescent tennis ball. Not even. They're everywhere tonight. This is cast.

Yeah. Dr. Rinta. I mean, the sad thing is I think truthfully, truthfully, I mean, again, like I said, I love them both. If I had to pick, I actually still think that Dharinda is sort of in the wrong in this situation, ultimately going back. I think I thought it was like pretty shitty what Dharinda said to Luan back in Columbia, which is the seat of all this. But that being said, I think ultimately, shockingly thought it was like pretty shitty what D'Aurinda said to Luan back in Columbia which is the seat of all this but that being said I think ultimately shockingly it was tinsley who had tinsley who had the right perspective it was like you know what you guys

can be at the same party and not talk it's okay good for you to watch this show. So D'Aurinda calls a Barbara and Barbara's you know with her with Bethany still at that house and just like Barbara's like no So then so Dorenda goes listen in February I had one incident after 13 years and I apologized and I didn't even say anything that wasn't true you know I said she was a fucking bitch with a mug shot treats everyone like shit raise the terrible family and deserves to be sent off to the Philippines that's all and then I spent four weeks saying, sorry, okay?

After all these years of complete devotion. I apologize, quite frankly. And I didn't quite think he'd seen anything that wasn't quite frankly, too quite frankly. And it's on speaker phone, right? So they're all everyone's listening. So Beth needs on the bench saying, woo!

Oh! What? She's covering her face with like one of her big tacky pillow, like bad choice Beth in any pillow. She's like, she's like, what's happening, what's going on? Six years of ocean duh, Nikki is the point with,

Barbara gets that wind back now. She's been til three weeks ago. She's been bashing me, learn stuff on every black, on every podcast, every cupcake store opening, every snack to scamp the grandpa. On the news,

Diane Sawyer called me young. I'm like, whoa. Diane Sawyer. Oh, come on. I'm sorry. Diane Sawyer, be hard-fired. I'm worried why I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really worried. Why, you kicked the high road, I think.

Be the bigger one, I think. You're a fucking clan background. I'm going to cut you into here, bitch. You hear me? Yeah. So during this, I would like her to call me and share me that she's in good place with me. Oh, yeah.

All right? And everyone's like, no, no. And there's like a dancer in their hands. place with me. Okay. All right. This is like, no. No. And I'm like, then, they're in their hands. On both sides. Yeah. It's just ingenuous to my growth that who I am right now.

That would be decent change with the where I am if the person changes things. For instance, since you saw me last, I have now started the DVR, Law and Order, Criminal Intense, which I think shows a lot of growth and an awareness and acceptance of Intentinatrio. So far, I'm really concerned that she's six out of program and I don't want to bother in a vulnerable situation just, I don't think so. I think she's vulnerable, okay?

Because she's running away and doing a cab away on Monday nights. Which is like the lowest of the low at during this month. A cabaret on a Monday. On a Monday. Yeah. And Barbara's like, she's only been so about 15 to 60 days. You know, we're not really sure yet, but we're supporting her.

Everyone's gonna go, whoa, wait, she's invited to the clamp bike. She just invited to the clamp bike. But it's a clamp bike. Who is bikes? Who is this party? I'm not even fighting. She's stupid. She's just, come on. When I ain't Christ going anymore, clamp by who he spots this is part of them nice and fine Just come on when I in Christ going more part bra

Which every gay guy loves because I sell mommy dear. It's like Like every older generation queen I heard like grab this scene like I love this so So Dorena just hangs up and tins, he's like, no, don't end it like that, no. And then, Raman is like, I mean, what? Not foie is old, okay? Are we foie? I don't even wanna be foie. I'm like, I don't think anyone is giving you that option

to be foie. Like, there was a time machine waiting right there. Raman, this is your chance to go back to when there was a time machine waiting right there. Ramona, this is your chance to go back to when you were a toddler. Whoa, I think I want to do it. I want to go back to my childhood, okay? Maybe not. Might lose Mario.

Really into like a Ramona quantum leap situation. I want to see you go back in time and fix things in history. Whoa, don't shoot Mr. Lincoln, okay? It's a wonderful show that we're watching. There's no reason to shoot it. Let's just watch the end of this show, okay? Okay. Whoa, Mr. Caesar, look out behind you, okay?

Well, Mr. Kennedy, maybe we're a hat. Or a helmet or something. But she's still getting a hat. We're a helmet or something. But she's still getting people killed. She's telling the wrong thing. She's still just trying to tell him where we're a helmet. And she's like, put on a hat. Whoa, I've been sent here to say, hey, you're white as a bitch. And oh, I also, you should duck, but I guess it's too late for that.

She just sent back to stop assassinations. What a serious job she's been given. Don't bravo, Captain. Okay? Hey! Mr. Roosevelt. Just so you know, sorry. So many are trying to help Durrina, because Durrina is like, I'm going to leave by. Hey, Dad, let's speak so quickly. Talking to the phones, talking to the fans, like,

let's speak to her. Hey, look at her, look at her. We never great-tank you, you know, Mermaid. Have I showed you guys, Mermaid, Xavier? So Sonia's trying to help. She's like, just call her and say, hey, Lou, I'm fine. You're fine. Sonia's like always trying to keep in her teeth, but that's like, how I'm okay. You're fine. So I'm just like always trying to keep in her teeth. That's like,

oh, I'm okay, so she's always like, I was like, I'm fine. You're fine. And Miranda's like, you know what's going on? She's let me have this. And Elisabeth, and you're thinking to do. And Ramanikus, I'm a YouTuber, and we're gonna go. Yeah, you know, what are we for? I mean, I don't even wanna be for. Who wants to be for? Like for you, that sucks. Came to date.

So now Barbara calls Luan. I just can't take a win, you know? So, you know. So Barbara callsloos said, Hey, Lowe, it's a tour lady. I just got a call from to render and she was pretty aggressive. Not gonna lie, she's pretty aggressive.

And by the way, she's not gonna call you. And the way I was like, Oh, really? Oh, really? But saddening. Next year's stage doesn't have $6 million to learn an old friend, huh? Listen, that's why I wanted to call first,

because I know she's in a bad place. And Beth says he's like, not well, but she made it worse for herself. She made it worse. She's in that not well-bid place. Yeah, I used to lie. I used to get in there. You know what I'm saying?

That only was she not a little, she not a palat apologize. She won't even piss on you if you're on fire Music is my cover So Barbara's like Barbara's gonna try to get her reason Barbara's gonna try to get her in the group. For whatever reason, Barbara's crossed between Sex and City and Scooby-Doo. I don't know what Barbara's doing in this next part. She's inside.

Green shirt. Mom, Jean, like Bell bottoms, skin tie with like a little boys' green shirt. I'm weird. She's literally... It's weird. They're like photos of me in that outfit from 1983, okay I'm not bad being like I'm straight little boy

Really weird so they go into this gay guys fish market and I love this guy. What's this name Steve? What's his name? She said oh oh, Eric, I think. Because the way I'm like, oh, Eric. Because we've seen the way I go into this store for years, right? And this is like getting real cute. He's like, I'm going to wear a hilarious shirt. Yeah. He's like, I never know who I'd be wearing this.

Do you know, Ina Garten was probably hiding behind one of those stacks? She's just sitting behind a stack with Michael the Floor. It's been like, oh, watch this, it's Luanne. To the barber thing, I'm having a clam bake tonight. There was about 15, but with down two, so I guess 13 people. Whoever we're for doing Luanne's math, 73 people. I mean, it's like, which is like 13 bags of little candy? She's like, all right, whatever.

No, I'm getting it together. She then she's like, you know what? I don't have the right tools. Tools, tools, tools. So I don't have the right tools, my toolbox. I have the right tools, but I don't have the spatulas. That's it. I don't even got spatulas. I don't have the spatulas. I might got a spatular around here.

A bachelor, yes. No, a spatular. Oh. And then Eric knows he has a real dumb dumb who's trying to throw a party. And he says, like, baby bags of candies have got crab cakes, a delish. Hey, guess what?

We've got snap peas salad with kimchi. It's off a dog hook. Ha, ha, ha Ha ha ha ha. Cam chug. And the man's like, ee-e- wants to turn everything around on Dorenda. And she's into the talking once again, the Rinda and the phone call, whatever. And she's like, well, you know what?

Dorenda's just not in the right headspace. I mean, I'm in a good place at all. I mean, maybe this should be an intervention weekend. Am I right, everyone? Do you need to be an intervention? Should we do it? Might be an intervention weekend. I'm like, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and wasn't doing it. But now she's doing it. And since the first time, that's what so far. I know, but now she's become the monster that during the painting, the weirdest fucked up cartoon.

She really has, like who are you? But we all know who she is. She's the Countess Luanne. She's my favorite girl. And I love that we're all so shocked that Luanne's a dick. It's hilarious. I'm like, what is happening to me? Rewind. So then I'm going to dick this whole time, OK. Larry, it's like, what is happening to one? Rewind.

So then I'm going to dig this whole time, OK? And also, the wind is now just trying to blame everything on Ramona. She's like, well, Ramona was in the background of that call. Well, it sounds like Durrindo is taking coaching lessons for Ramona. Ha! And she actually did a Ha.

You know, we always do the Ha for fun, but she did the ha. And I was like, God, I love this show. So Barbara's like, oh hi. Thank you. Oh, hi. Drink delivery. Thank you, girls. Tinsley just came on stage.

So Barbara's like, lava, she's not drinking. Didn't Sonya say she stopped drinking. And the man's like, oh, I don't know. Oh, I do know this. I couldn't have stopped drinking without rehab. And $6 million. But 14 days of rehab really changed my life. And Barbara's like, well, songy says, should that drink it?

What do I, though? I don't even know what a spatula is. And she's been drinking too long, Missy. So now Looamzy expert, which every drunk person hates. I mean, they can't with this. And the best is, like, but at least Ramona is not going to the clan beg. Am I right? And then it cusses her Ramona, be like, whoa, can't wait to go to the clan beg tonight.

Got best, special, special shoes. So oddly enough, Ramona has has a moment of clarity and logic because Dorenda is still like stewing and Ramona is like, okay, you know what? Hey, Dorenda, remember that time when I said something negative about John? Remember I said he was fat and sweaty and no one likes him? Remember that? And you were like, you said, I'm your friend and I hurt you so much

because if I weren't such a good friend, you wouldn't be so hurt. Maybe that's what she's feeling. It's like, yes. Yes, Ramona's correct. Oh my God. Yeah. But then, Dorenda's like, yeah, I fell in love with this bad way. And when I lose shoes, and when I was like, do you like the shoes? Can you die?

And Dorenda's like, those would be so nice and black. Or even wine. Like, because they're so nice and black. Or even white. Like because they're neon green, they're hideous shoes. So I'm wearing them to the plant-bake. So then, to Miranda's like, all right, I need your advice, the candy case. I'm sending you a language text message, right? I think this says it all.

And I love it all. Anything to it. It's like a great thinker, a great speaker, a great know anything to it. It's like great thinking a great speaker The great writer senator to just like this. This is something that I think is me speak to her heart So always We see Jorinda Tyva and Ramona readers. Oh Every Mario yes, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like a life lesson. And there were money tells of, I think that text fabulous. You were a money thing she's in the right, and she does this girl, her elbow.

She's like, yeah, just, I think this text is fabulous. It's quite appropriate, it's non-confrontational. No idea how the whance gonna respond. Good, move, surrender. Yeah, good, move. And the camera's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, the camera's going over the haptoms or whatever. So now it's back to Luann and Barbara.

They're in their gourmet shop still. And I was like, oh, I got a text message. Let's see. OK, when you haven't forgiven those who hurt you, you turn your back against the future. When you do forgive, you start walking forward. Tyler Perry. Tile Perry.

Tile Perry. Is this not the greatest television show in the history of TV? I mean, I mean, you've got to be kidding. I'm mean. You've got to be kidding. It's like the biggest bone you can give Lou Ann to run around. What the hell? Yeah, sorry. I got a text, sorry.

It says, it says, I'd be about to jump up and punch you in the face if I wasn't trying to get it right with the lort. Tyler Perry. Tile of Perry. Fine, I'm gonna write up a more apropotax for this, okay? It will look like you got legs running up your back when I get done whooping your ass. Tyler Perry. Wow. Whoa.

Whoa. God, these texts are just coming right in. This one, oh, it's a short one, it just says, good morning. Tyler Perry. Auburn's fine. Let me think of it. You sitting in that chair. Let me tell you something.

When you die, tell them people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break. Tyler Perry. Shit, another one. Holla Lujo. I'm not going to read the rest. I'm not gonna read the rest. Read it! Read it! It's not a real text. Her butt...

Her butt must be hungry because there's two in the ass alive. Tyler Perry. You know what? Tyler Perry has truly arrived. The moment that D'Aurinda medley starts sending his friend. And everyone's trying to be so nice. And you know.

Honestly, I wish I could have one of our quotes sent by D'Aurinda. So, you know, it's all, it's... Well, we need to work on them as hard as Tyler Perry, because I actually looked up Tyler Perry quotes like real ones, because I was like, Tyler Perry has quotes. Yeah. Apparently, he's very quotable. He'll be like, one time my mom said not to waste food, so I don't. And it's like Tyler Perry.

Like, tell the, okay. Hold on, I have some. Tyler Perry, hold on. I'm trying to conquer swimming. I'm getting there. I've got to conquer it. I had a fear of drowning in tunnels and flying. I started flying and I got my pilot flycins, so I conquered that. Now I'm on the swimming in tunnels. Tyler Perry.

So, I mean, look, good for you. Listen, he can buy and sell us a whole bunch of shit. So, what I love is, uh, Louanne, right to tunnel sink down, Ben, get it to wiki, get it down. So Louanne, the best part is that like, Louanne is like sort of offended that there was not like a more like reputable sort. She's like, I mean, we love Tyler,

parent, we love him. But really not Gandhi, not even Oprah, or Deepak Chopra, which rhymes with Oprah. Susanne Summers. Oh, Lira Sist, I always have been. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You know it's so sad that Lou Amstel, that directly from Bethany, because she couldn't think of anybody who was quotable, because later when Bethany hears about it, Bethany is like, seriously, not even Gandhi.

Not even Gandhi. Well, brah. I don't know. I just cannot. How did Dharinta just have a Tyler Perry quote hanging around you the way? Anyway, let's just have them ready. Also after it, because Dharinta does that thing you do when you're like drunk googling, and she's like,

Forgive me, quote! You know that's what she did. I'm sure Durinda is not sitting at home quoting Tyler Perry from like the Oprah network. It's like I love Erasmith. So think about it. I mean, it's beyond. A quote from Tyler Perry. How deep, deep, the window.

Hey, here's what I'm going to tie back. Deep. And I'm going to say, no, no. That's confrontation. You all say how deep. I mean, a Chinese fortune cookie is deeper than that. Like, how many people can Luana fend in this one scene? I know.

So that was the fun of time for this famous clan bake. And so they're there. And Lewans like, I just want to reiterate one more time. Ramona is not coming, right? No Ramona. We don't have any bitches coming in. I was like, now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So Barbara's like, no, like my necklace, it's a horn. Thanks Barbara. And the wind's like, oh, a horn. I know, it's a horn. I know, it's a horn, Barbara. You don't know that that's a horn. I know, it's a horn, mom. You don't know that that's a horn, Lewand. Lewand had no idea.

Oh, nice fingernail. It's a horn. So that you could kill someone with that mind-coming Android. OK, you're over playing your hand, man. So I won't say that. OK, so Bethany comes in. Well, I'm sorry, but one thing I noticed,

did you guys notice in the scene, Lohan kept going, oh really? Oh really? Yeah. She literally, the picture I took for the night episode, she's doing this. It's her voice. God bless.

Yes, little pasta. Little pasta. Listen, we all, you know, we love Luan. I'm not judging. I'm just saying, constantly. Ryan is just noticing certain habits that she had on camera. I just, you know what, like the ones who screamed the loudest about you being drunk or drunk.

How loud do I scream? Very loud, please. There, I proved my point. Science fair over, thank you. So Barbara takes like Bethany and the Wann on a little house tour which is really significant. Why would you do that? Barbara. Why would you take Bethany on a tour of your... you look scared. I was scared. I was just like, when I do Robbie. Why would you do that?

So yeah, towards Barbara, my anger. Why would you take that tour of your house? I'll tell you why she would do that. Because it's worth it for the moment of Luan being at the electric guitar, but hey, look at me! I'm a rock star! Look at me! I think I don't know what a horn is. I'm a regular Jimmy Henderson. Janice Chaplin, am I right, everyone? I'm gonna play these drums here for a moment. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, I recognize that. Oh, that's Moroccan right there. And Barbara's like, yeah, and Bethany tells us,

yeah, you know, I'm so impressed that Bob rebuilt a house in the hapsis because that takes walls. All right. I couldn't build a card house personally. I mean, it's good for her. She has no taste. Just, she's a shit. It's disgusting.

It's disgusting. Right? It's disgusting. What is this? It's like, Chelsea want brought up. It's like, share some of the masks. We're still just care about this. Okay, I want to say, it's more like, like, trade my life out of you. What a mask. Where's he'll be standing up? Okay, I wanna say he's more like like like trade my life out of you.

Like I wouldn't get out of here. Like what's the matter? What's going on? Like they're just like burning down. Yeah mask is gonna get my eyes kicked. No we need, all right. So let's just like say there's more of these bar clams. Like two of his hands.

No, it's never gonna sell. It's awful, it's awful. I hate it so much. So so so So we're going back at Ramona, it's your mind is like, so, you're gonna see my piece of paper.

I don't know if I'm fired or not, I'm fighting myself. Okay? That's it. Congratulations, wait, hold on. Yep, now I'm gonna RSVP, fuck that bitch, I'm going. Yeah, during this, like, you're being screened. You know what I'm looking forward to? A long time. Yeah, I love a long time.

Look at me, just me that you thought you shit on me. Yeah. This means you're your back. Yeah. Fuck you, dog. So I was like, wow, I don't know who has more mofo. Marley Adderand is more fur, is it fur, or is it? Po.

Potato. Who has more potatoes? She has so much potato. Every moment of gas. She's got mofum. No, you were right. BOMO, BOMO. BOMO.

No. Fear, odd, missing out. So then I have FOMO, fear of missing, evry. So Luanne and Beth are here talking. And Beth's, Luana, I'm like, you won't believe this one Beth and I went, oh I got a text from Durinda, oh, text, don't you think I deserve a call? Tyler Perry.

Beth and she starts cracking up and that's when she's like, I thought it would at least be Gandhi. I love my Confucius. What about Confucius, huh? Like what about Confucius? You know that like Confuci she's like, I thought it would at least be Gandhi. I love that Confucius. I love that Confucius. Whatever. What about Confucius, huh? Like, what about Confucius? You know that Confucius is like, great, great, great, great, great, great.

Like, ancestors were like, ah, hi, you're not allowed to mention. I wear a state on this show. We have a legacy to preserve, thank you. I love making a Confucius joke. Am I right, everyone? Yeah, let me just, that's what every guy looks like after I try and date him when he comes to teach me tennis,

swimming. So then Ramona, Ramona, Ramona, like then, lets us in on her little plan. She's like, whoa. She is the plan, okay? Can you get the, a little bit of like a pool in a china shop, which of course, is we know the way I can't afford. So get the army to walk around and be very natural be like

And then at 30 minutes Sony is gonna tap me. No, Tensley. Tensley, Tensley, Tensley, right to the down. Tensley's like, all right, Tensley is just abused in this group, you know. Carol is not around for Tensley anymore and she is hurting, this is mission very possible, you know. Yeah. So her mind is like, Tensley, okay, 30 minutes,

tap me on my shoulder and then figure out what I can do and what I can't do. Then in an hour tap me and say we need exit. Tensey is like, ah! Tensey doesn't just brush it off she opens the calendar app on her thing. It's like 30 minutes time. Hello.

Yes, it's exact moment. And then this is actually my favorite part. My favorite part is I don't know if anyone caught this. It cuts back to Luan. Again, huge props to the post-production department. It cuts back to her mid sentence. And she just hears say, I mean, a mammogram, the night of my cabaret show.

That was amazing. Did anyone else hear that? That was amazing. It was the perfect cut back. And then Beth thinks, yeah, yeah, mammogram. The quote from Tyler Perry, like, I love him, but I thought, yeah, I can. Says, uh, then it goes back to her monech. Like, I wanted to barbath the way I'm wanting to drink it. Call it. It's ridiculous. I was like, you're listening to

your sentence. That was ridiculous. I wanted to barbath when wanting to drink it. Call her. It's ridiculous. Based on the way it's curbing, hate. Obviously, I don't think it's telling Barbat the truth. Because that's Luann. She doesn't tell the truth. He's not told truth. The truth works to Luann. That's her truth.

Not that truth. It's direct quotes. I love a Ramona singer direct quote. There is nothing as poetic. Someone co-ops even some time and make this musical about it. It is, it is. Because this needs to be a lyric. Not that true.

Who's true? Is it the truth? What's the truth? What's the truth? What's the truth? I need to fade my rant. When? The truth.

The truth. She's probably quite wise little bread riding hood here. You know what I'm saying like 360 minutes and 24 seconds. That's intense. Before you tap me on the shoulder and I confront Bob Ross. You're gonna be a problem. Sun rise, you text me.

Sun set, text me again. Seasons of clam bake. So then these dodo birds can't figure out how to go to the backyard because they show up to the house and People just met one of the hundred people at this very other great. I see glass. I see a backyard How do you get through the glass? It's crazy. Just walk through the glass. We got into the house. No, don't go through the glass Whoa flower. That's a flower. How do I get into the house? No. Don't go through the glass. The door? The door? It's a flower. It's a flower. How do I get through here?

Door. We're trapped. We're trapped here forever. We're going to join. OK. Fine. So, yeah, I've always liked you with bitch. There.

I said it. The camp figure I had to get into the house, then they can't figure out how to get outside, because they're all sliding doors. I was like, whoa. What a special day. If I can see it across the other world, you can't get into the other world. But what? Whoa, sliding doors like whoa what is that did fucking see it crossed the other world you can't get into the other

world but what what sliding doors sorry tinsy wiffle stupid house who built a house like this ladies without any names that too what's that girl's name anyway hey what's that girl with the funny face what's your name i don't even know her

and she's still gonna pretend she's never met barbra i mean that is so classic or a mom. No, it was Barbara person. Well, did you see that pressure he did before the season where someone like, on like, Airjama time was like, so what do you think about the new cast met Barbara? She's like, what?

She's not a customer. She's talking about who she is. She's like, hit her with a new service claim to places. That's all. Yeah, she had a party for us. What if she doesn't even have a diamond? Yeah. What do they hold there? She doesn't even have an apple. It's a hitter room with who serves clams at places, that's all. Yeah, she had a party for us, whatever, she doesn't even have a diamond. Yeah, what do they hold there?

She doesn't even have an apple. She doesn't even have a dark regular. She has a trap house, like literally like... Lady with the crazy doors? You walk in and leave, you can't get out. What else has a trap house to me, huh? That lady sells pans. They're like tools?

No, pants. Some pants, bachelors. Hey, literally don't even know what I'm saying anymore. But Louis Hens just sitting there in the back. I'm like, oh, just enjoying a clam beg without Ramona. No Ramona's inside. Oh, that's a car. Just life without Ramona.

Nothing could ever happen. Oh, shit. You know what I always say, guys? I love to see a woman in hot heel shoes. I mean, there's something about the curve of the feet up to the leg of the butt. It's really, really wonderful. And the right pair of shoes can give you the right silhouette.

Tyler Perry, Durinda. That's how to Tyler Perry, Durinda. Yes. I've got so many Tyler Perry products. I'm looking. I looked over, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, You have six million dollars by the chance and that was the end of the episode You guys Cincinnati you guys are awesome you guys are so fun Thank you guys for going to jail for us. We appreciate it We love you Better come back! Bye guys! Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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