Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl

Episode Date: April 27, 2018

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Hello and welcome to the Watercraftens Podcast. The podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on you broves. I'm Ronnie Karam from the Rosepricks bachelor podcast And here I am with my gorgeous and talented little man friend Ben Mandelker of the B side blog and the parents of blender hello bean Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? How are you? Wow, we have so much to talk about today. So much.

Literally so much to talk about. Okay, it's like so much to say. So much to say. So much to say. That was like my lady version of Dave Matthews. Okay, so I'm going to try because I never remember any of this. So I'm going to let's give it a go. Okay, so we've decided what's going to happen for our San Francisco show.

Yes, so it's Gay Pride weekend. There's like a lot of gay pride. So we're going to do the gays proudest show ever, Southern Charm. Can we hire a go-go dancer just to be naked on stage just to add some gay pride? We should. We should see if Cooper will come in and be on the money like I'll throw like $100 $200 to get a local go-go dancer just to stand on stage and just be sure to list. I don't

care. It's gay pride. I mean look gay pride in San Francisco is just so crazy and that's like the birthplace I guess of gay pride. Yeah. So everybody we're gonna do Southern charm which is kind of anti but we're gonna do Southern charm, which is kind of anti, but we're gonna do it Cooper style where you have to bring a partner of the opposite ticks So we're gonna somewhere tickets. We'll call each a hot out So that's that that's gonna be fun so go get your tickets. That is gay pride weekend and San Fran We've also added two new shows to sold out places Philadelphia We added a show and it learned a we added a show and it

Laptop tickets just went up today. I'm sorry. There's no VIP tickets available for that one because it's right after the other show So it's a little bit old-ish. Yeah, but still come and see it because it can be super fun For we also should mention that for our Phoenix show, which is just two days before our gay pride San Francisco show, we will be covering real house swathes of New York. And we should say for both of them, these are the episodes, the most recent episodes. So our Phoenix show is on a Thursday,

which means we will be talking about the Roni episode from the night before and our San Fran episode is on a Saturday. So we're gonna be talking about the Thursday Southern Charms. So we're going to do fresh hot takes on these great, great shows. And then we haven't figured out what we're going to do with Chicago yet because we have two shows in Chicago on a Wednesday.

So obviously, one of them will be Vanderpump rules because they'll be doing their reunion. We just don't know what else is going to be airing at that time unless we do something, well, Ronnie and I will discuss. I don't want to put, you know, Ronnie's pet peeve is when I like brainstorm stuff live on the air and corner into something. So I don't want to, I don't want to corner you into something. Um, that's not my pet peeve. People not having all their groceries when they get in line is my pet peeve. My pet peeve is when people are like, I'll be right back and then they just leave the line.

Yeah. Oh well you know I had that story a few weeks ago of the woman who did that and went to the deli section and spreads and ordered a sandwich. She like sat and a sandwich was assembled. She wasn't even getting a fucking can from an aisle. She was like, I'm gonna stand here. I'm gonna wait for the deli guy to even notice me. I'm gonna place an order and before I place my order, you know, I'm gonna be like, hmm, tell me about that sandwich. Then he's gonna make it and it sprouts like they make sandwiches as if it's like a long hazy summer afternoon. It takes forever. She comes back 10 minutes later. Terrible. Oh, I've been setting Ben off for six years now.

Delight feels so good. I've been triggering Ben for six years. I love being triggered. I love being able to rant. It's like one of my favorite. I feel like it's a privilege of being a podcaster is getting to rant. Tell me about it. And well, and people actually listen to it and don't try and put you in a hospital. That's been nice. So, that's it, right, Ben? For announcements? So watch what crapens.com for those tickets anyway.

The other announcement is, we forgot to mention this, but something pretty epic happened for this podcast on Tuesday night. Kelly Ripa accidentally mentioned us in her Instagram story. Oh my God, I love an accident. Don't go Kelly Ripa mentioned. What was that? Okay, she was with Mark Consuelo. She never shows. It's like, you better show him up while she never shows. Like I ever watch her Instagram. No offense. But you know, I don't sit around watching Kelly Rip is instead. But she didn't even show Mark and Swaleos. Like, why do you think people are subscribed to you on Instagram? Okay, we're following you for Mark and Swaleos. Yeah. So I was just sitting on the bed. Um, I was going through Instagram and I went into the messages and, uh, what happens is if

you don't follow someone and they send you a message or they mention you It goes into like the message request said, you know everyone, you know, it's there So I'm like, oh, let's see what the This is not a sound obnoxious, but we have like a lot of message requests and it's hard to get through them all But it's sad. Okay, I mean click let's see what's new and I see Kelly Rippa with a little blue verification mark has mentioned you in their so I'm like, oh, I'm like shaking the phone all the sudden It's like it's like a hot potato in my hands, but oh my god Kelly Ripa is mentioning us. She likes us. What could this be so like I click on it and

It's her backstage at watch what happens live and it's she's like hey I'm backstage and look. It's my friend art or whatever. And it says at Bravo Andy and at Watchware crap ends. And I was like, oh my god, she totally wasn't paying attention. Oh my god, but it was like the greatest thing. We got like three followers. So funny. And then of course, she's putting makeup on some old guy.

And I love how Kelly Riffa talks to the old guy. She's like, Are you ready for your makeup? Like it you know, like momming and old guy. Yeah. Yeah. She's like talking to them like, did you just poop your pants? And I was like, this is perfect. So that happened. And then the next day, I also want to say that the next the next morning, she put up like three Instagram stories in a row where she just like just slapped at Bravo Andy at was it Bravo, W H L. That's the watch that happens live Instagram account. You're welcome, Bravo. Yeah. She's been on like three different stories had nothing to're welcome Bravo. I just did on like three

different stories had nothing to do with it. I was like oh shit. Someone a Bravo was like um you did not put up the rate at I love that we're trolling Andy and we don't even mean to we trolled Andy so many times and we don't even need to do it. We are becoming a pestim and we're not even trying. We have Ariana mentioning us. Now we have Kelly Ripa. To have Kelly Ripa, that is his bestie. Watch what happens was built on Kelly Ripa.

And those early days, when he was up there sweating on camera, he, like, the only way he could get any sort of attractions if he invited Sarah Jessica Parker or Kelly Ripa on the show. And if it weren't for them, that show would not be around. She is a pillar of Andy's empire. And she had a pillar of the Cohen community. Oh my God, that was like, wow, what a thrill. So then last night you tweeted at Mr. James Kennedy because I didn't tweet at him.

I didn't tweet at him. Oh, somebody else did and said answer this question. I I'm really tweeted since Kanye West has has recently come out of the closet as a Hardline conservative Trump supporter I tweeted something about like so where does this leave DJ James Kennedy the white Kanye and Then I guess maybe someone tweeted at James or whatever, but as I said,

you have an answer for this and he just wrote back, Geng is gang. It's like, okay, I guess. It doesn't mean family is always family no matter what they believe, right? I see, yes. That's the white Kanye way of saying it. Geng is gang.

Geng is gang. So many exciting things happening for us, really. Gang is gang. Gang is gang. Mm-hmm. So many exciting things happening for us, really. Yeah, really, really fun times. So guess who's not having fun? Sonia. Sonia's not having a good time. Sonia has not been accidentally trolling Andy.

She's been purposely trolling everybody and pulling up in her face. And I fucking love it. I mean, when Luan comes to an episode dressed as a hot pink Mrs. Peacock from Clue. Oh my god. I'm in. Okay. Oh, and I do have actually one morecom, which is the website that I've been using. And they're like, you have to change the name of this. And they say they gave something like names can't be generic or can't use someone else's name or whatever. So I think they don't like that Pandora Station is in the title.

So now I've got a rename, I've got a Pandora Station, which is bullshit because that's the name of the song. Really? And did they stop Pandora from using it? I mean Pandora opened a box way before she got an Interestation so yeah, or an internet fucking Radio channel. So the point is that it is now delayed again and by the time it finally reaches iTunes Don'ts can even care anymore, but for those of you guys who are patiently waiting for it to for the single drop Just hold on and feel free to submit title ideas because we have to rename it.

Have you got to open the box station? Well, I got a Kazakhstan station. You should call it, well, I was just trying to make pleasantries. I could call it that, making pleasantries. I could call that making pleasantries. They all did that another quarter. That'll be my song. I'll make a lew-man song called making pleasantries, making pleasantries. You're subject to married man, everybody knows it. Making pleasantries.

Do you have a seed because I'm planting pleasantries? I do. I'm an investor. Okay. I'm a maven. I'm a maven. Okay. Okay. And I need this episode was made for us because throughout the episode, we're only did all of our favorite things. She said, let's face it. She said, okay. And then she figured out what POS means, which means we after the fact when vermona figures things out way after the fact is another favorite thing. So we open with the fight from last week with Jorimna just

losing her shit at Sonya or on Sonya at Lou Airns. Sag Harbor branch. It's a screen actress guild in a harbor. We welcome members of aftras well, but just they have to know they they can't go in the harbor. That's why poor son, you can't get over her movie deal falling through. She's like, why does everybody keep inviting me to SAG? So embarrassing. So they're still in SAG Harbor

and Dorenda is screaming and yelling and having a fit. She's just, I believe, walked out of the room, pissed and told Sonia. Heavey? What is he, what's he guys been doing? Heavey, oh, is the baddest in the region, he? Learn whatever she's going on about. And Rheumon moment is like come on

Sonia okay can we just try and make a pact to be more consider oh no this is so they started from the beginning it's right well it's like a revised they did like a quick version of last week's fight yeah they re-edited it to be short and then Sonia says well I am sensitive Luan no Luan knows everything I'm going through and the ones like yes you have been through a lot And then that's when to render goes off. Oh please I bury a hyping Well, you know, I mean yeah, this is where we have again like don't you dare compare your fucking mask to me Bear husband because you were fucking right his out to friends

You were By the way, so it to be fair to Sonia She wasn't comparing it was just she was just saying That like because Durinda was harping on Sonia about the fact that Sonia is going on and on and on about about the same things over and over again So when Durinda brings it up Sonia was like well see and you harp on about the same things over and over again. So when Durin to bring it up, Sony was like, well, see, and you harp on this too. I mean, she didn't say it in as delicate a way. She said, well, we haven't heard,

we've heard this a million times too. And she wasn't saying, well, I mean, maybe in the, maybe in the mix of it, she had said divorce. She, at one point she said divorce is like a death. But she wasn't, I actually don't think Sonya was saying what I went through was worse or on par with what you went through. She was just saying divorce like a death, which is a very common thing that people say. Well later, but now she's saying, wow, we've heard that a hundred times too.

Yeah. Which, you know, you never get to say like, I don't think there's any kind of rule that you're ever allowed to be like, Oh, could you stop complaining about your fucking dead husband for sick of hearing about it so they they pulled Durinda away like she's a crazy person just losing it you know like it never happened it's all Dick Jamie's fault you know or whatever so they pull her into a rubber room otherwise known as the safe sex room for when the kids visit safe sex room for when the kids visit. Pleasant trees. One is the joy. The other is the tragedy.

You as you better apologize. And so he's like, you don't even know the whole story. You're going to be the one who's apologizing. I'm not going to dinner with her tonight. I'm not going to dinner with her tonight. And this random lady, Mary, is sitting there. She just goes, oh my gosh. Like, poor Mary is always. Poor Mary. She didn't know what she was getting involved in.

She thought it was just a simple brunch. She should have known. She hasn't Mary been around for this before. Was she was she the friend who is at the last one? Maybe Mary, maybe just sort of like a catch all, you know, she's just, she's just, she's, she represents all the friends. It's like the unknown soldier, right? She's, she's the unknown soldier of real house, I was in New York. Yes.

She's the, she's the, she's the, she's the casualty of the show. She's generic. She's the quiet hero, Mary. So Dorenda is still going off now she's in the other room is she like I need two supply fee to dirt on Richard did I put him in a balloon no the light current and do a pilot change no oh my god it's a quarter it's a quarter Richard here he's got my back Ram's like, I know that when you get divorced, it's like death, but you kind of cross the line,

you son, you kind of cross the line. And then Ramona, who, I don't know, is Ramona drugged up now, because Ramona's like, look, when people get upset, what you're supposed to do is stop making excuses, just say, hey, I did it, okay? Guilty, guilty guilty of up the first to great okay sorry sorry give me a little credit for trying okay trying to be the best mother the I knew how to be hey hey I know that speech before

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if you're new, just know that we're going to make a lot of gratuitous soap dish, big business, and 2-7 references. We don't know how to start. We don't know why. We just like it. We've seen other things, but those never leave our minds for whatever reason. So then we get Luann trying to calm down Durinda in the rubber room, and she's like, So then we get Louanne trying to calm down Durinda in the rubber room and she's like Now Durinda I I know you're upset, but I think Sony is not in her right frame of mind right now during the ghost

It's like this episode four you've got lots of bullshit coming I know you just started you just started and Louanne like well, you know Sonya you know She's not right, you know she she's just she's been on her meds. She's coming off her meds on her meds She's in between meds. She's watching Chicago med. It's very difficult and she gave me a little compassion Maybe a little compassion. I love them to go she gained weight remember you wait she gained it She's a fat girl now in a foreign country Wait she gained it she's a factor now in a foreign country It's gonna take her time to get over it okay during a whole lot of precious time a whole lot of time and money to do it to do it To do it to do it to do it to do it right. I'm not taking any more your pantor crab Are you referencing my station which I have?

Look we know Sony is not right in the head. She made me buy her a ninja blender for crying out loud. Does that sound like a sane woman to you? Could you imagine? The hostess. The hostess. As the... The hostess.

I bought her a ninja blender, which I thought was made explicitly for blending ninjas. Turns out it's just a very highly efficient way to make smoothies. When I told her Sonia I shouldn't have a list this long, I'm a hostess. She tried to eat my arm and I said not the twinkies, Sonia. You can understand how it is. Anyway the good news is I have a new song premiering on my Pandora station called Ninja, Ninja's blending ninjas, stars, Ninja, Ninja's blending ninjas, stars. Green smoothies. Hey, what's that sound? Can't hear it because it's ninjas prowling around the kitchen. During this, like, I'm getting my coat.

Oh, that's also a new song. I'm getting my coat. I'm getting my coat. I'm getting my coat with an injured blend. That doesn't work, that needs work. That needs work. I kind of like it. It's gonna have vibe out, it's gonna be a classic vibe.

You know, it's like something you could play in the, in the, in the Berkshire, something that's classic. It's like, my people, you know, beautiful. Oh my god! She's like, darling, she's trying to get her shit together. So, I so I don't know have some compassion or whatever you do It's another song have some compassion to something Hey have a heart why can't you have a heart How do I catch you alone? How do I catch you alone?

We can go on and on. Just a something another lipstick on my collar. You put their d'Ariendah. So back in the break room, or the breakfast room. So Nia's like, well, she doesn't understand. I lost my best friend. And then D'Ariendah hears her and she room. Sonya's like, well, she doesn't understand. I lost my best friend. And then Dorenda hears her and she comes in. She's like, is he buried?

Because Richard was alive today. He wouldn't be buried. I love Richard. And he was together today. It wouldn't be the gallery. And he was speck me. And he wouldn't treat me like you. And he wouldn't be asking me for Ninja Blender either.

Who does that, Sonya? Min Mark John's like, um, so. Remember, though, we're dating too. Oh my God. Dorida, she's like, if it was Barry, we'd be alive today. And then she's screaming and yelling and spitting all over everybody. And then Mary goes, Mary goes, oh, that's so sweet. Mary quiet, quiet, Mary, this that's so sweet. He married quiet, quiet Mary.

This is not your moment. Just stop trying to have a moment Mary. Quiet over there, Mary's a little bit. Quiet caterer. So Ramona's, now Ramona's just trying to fix it. She's like, just say your sorry. Her husband, Joy, say your sorry. Please say your sorry.

Please just say your sorry. Just look at me, say your sorry, sorry say you're sorry. Please say you're sorry. Please just say you're sorry. Just look at me say you're sorry Sorry, say you're sorry. She goes please just say sorry. It's gonna ruin my party Sorry, I ain't sorry sorry. I ain't sorry. That's remote at doing Beyonce. So yes, sorry, please come to my party Beyonce. So yes, so every please come to my party got a course coming. Middle fingers up. Tell him boy, boy. And then Sony is just like no, she started it. You guys, I think that people really have not realized what Pickles gave Sonya.

I mean, she didn't act like this when Pickles was around. Well, that's because Pickles had access to Bank Street pro, whatever it was called Bank Street publisher. And I was able to type out a list of rules for Sony to follow every day. And ever since pickles is gone, computer number three has just broken. And now, you know, Sony has no guidelines for her life anymore. So outside Durinda and Ramona are leaving and lose walking the map, because I'm a host ass. And Durinda is like, sorry of a real life to be Jesus Christ. And the way I'm like look, all they're saying is so many

of Sonya she's just a Yava so you know what I mean? Like a warm sony on a lovely spring day. You know, of course people drown in lakes. Does that mean we shouldn't swim in lakes? You know, Darynda, as you may have heard of my Pandora station, I have a popular cover of a song that goes, don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to, even if you've dried them once before, Jason, for his.

And you might leave in your song, Liewane. So she starts to win. I do want to say though, sorry, Betsy lunch. I do want to say though before Durin disturbed down, Durin, Durin, Durin was like, incented bitch. Sonia was like, when, when, when Ramona was like, say, you're sorry, say, you're sorry. So he goes, well, I am sorry that she's acting like this. Who not helped the situation?

Oh my God. So the way I'm like, there's not a mean bone. Look, she got lipstick on my cashmere. Am I sobbing? No. She's like a broken cobblestone on a rainy day. I mean, I'm not even sure there are bones in that body. I think she's just one piece of gelatinous goo that's being held together with some belts

and a spender. So basically all of her, all this leftover is kale. She's kale innards. Have you ever seen kale once it's basically all of her all this left of her is kale. She's kale in her Have you ever seen kale once it's been turned into a drink? She's basically a smoothie in a cartilage form. She's still a good person and Durinda's like you're wrong about that one And then she just points at the sky. That's one of my favorite Durinda moves when she's really mad She just starts pointing at the sky like see I told you sky I told you sky. I told you,

I was walking here. There was a cloud shaped like a balloon and I was telling them, I told you rich, I told you so you were going to act like a goddamn ass. How can we just be friends, cloud? So there's, so make it nice weather. So then, yeah, Lou, Lou Anna Ramona just like, Durrinda, Durrinda, you just have to understand, like Durin Durinda you just have to understand yeah, Durinda you have to understand Sonia lives in that Pass. Yeah, Sonia lives in the past. That's just what she does. She lives in the past and Durinda of course is not having it and then Ramona goes She goes let's face it. I'm freaked Because she's concerned that this is gonna ruin her Carol marathon party so I'm Freed let's fake it.

Say love. Freak. Aw, freak. That's me. Sebal. Well, I was just running down the driveway. Don't forget to say ball. Don't leave.

I made eggs. I love process. And then when she goes inside, the girls are leaving. And Terinda, of course, is all the sudden like in a fine mood Yeah, it's like Stabby. Yeah, I'm excited. He's legit. Jay Rumeon is like, I don't care. I wanted to leave anyway and then the wands behind them in the driveway

It's just goes room room Room room goes the car trolley Zoom zoom goes the airplane the car trolley zoom zoom goes the airplane the bird in the sky and guess what I'm flying first class I'll tell you who's been disrespected in this life Lorna laughed I'll tell you what's been disrespected Lorna dunes what a great cookie all right so we cut to some store outside some store and Bethany is with being followed by Tim's hero. That's a Beth Stone.

That's Bethany Stone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Frankl Stone. What's it about? Yeah. Yeah. Instead of Cobble Stone there's Frankl Stone on the streets. It's just like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Frankl Stone on the street. What's he doing? What's he doing? He really does walk out of the store like that. I'm like, can you believe it? It's a quarter of my own from 10. I wanted to do it with Frederick, but it's supposed to be half and half. He wouldn't do half and half because it's the Hamptons.

He said, it's a quarter. I put your quarter and it got machine, I'll do it alone. What the hell? I'll just be donkey, come. I'm built to that. I'm very killed in my care. I'm very killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care.

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I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be killed in my care. I'm going to be just like Pac-Man it up, my match is gonna open up like, and it's dead. I don't think I've done it to Cherry. Touched by an angel, that angel would be punched in the face.

I'll tell you that right now. Okay, we're almost there. It's just, it's just, what's going on with Donkey Kong anyway, huh? You just throwing barrels, like, what sort of monkey does that? Like, why is he throwing barrels? What sort of grill has barrels?

Why isn't anyone controlling this for gorilla? And like, why are you running up? Like, how about this? Everyone just stay away from barrels. Just let them throw barrels, they'll run out. Okay, like, if I was Donkey Kong, like, what's with all the ladders? Like, it's ridiculous. Like like I just had stairs you know

that's how you add a million dollars to a house like less than five minutes yeah yeah honestly you know I kind of like this on he's kind of funny like I you know I start like the way he throws barrels like who the fuck he doesn't get fuck he's just crazy he's just crazy but he's like not like I like it so Bethany's talking about buying this house and have Ramona didn't approve of it. And then we get the clue of Ramona going, oh, so it's Hershey wrote. It's on the highway, Kay. And it is a very busy thoroughfare for sure. But it's also a nice house.

Somebody's going to buy it. She said Hershey wrote, right? I don't think I heard Hershey wrote. That sounds like a delicious course on Mario Kart, speaking of video games. And to like avoid like chocolate puddles. Although I have to look it up. Hershey Road Hamptons. Nope. Nothing came up. Hotels on Hershey Hampton in Hershey near the park. Okay. So anyway, she's like, never heard you park after I build up the show

What sorry copy Hershey Hershey wrote She's like I would never buy stuff in the highway. Okay. Sorry. No She wouldn't buy on the highway. You only want to buy South of the highway You don't want to buy on the highway because it's so busy the traffic is so bad Oh, so you do buy South of the highway you go you buy South of the highway Oh, you don't want to be on the highway because it gets very busy and during the high season What happens is it's just a non-stop traffic jam, okay?

Thank God you corrected me because the next time I meet an old rich man, talk him into putting me in his will, and then kill him with a pillow, I won't be buying snort to the highway just because I understood a house-wise quote wrong. Yeah, I learned this all from my friends Neil and Nick who live in the Hamptons. They're just great people. When I go and visit them, they teach me about all the ins and outs of the Hamptons' highways. Okay. High, heel and neck. Either way, who would comment on something they've never seen?

What an asshole. She just wants to make me mad. Like, uh, Bethany, you know you're Bethany, right? Yeah, you're Bethany. Bethany is the Bethany? Bethany is the Bethany. Bethany. Bethany.

I think Bethany has suffered so much trauma over the years from being a housewife that she's just shattered into, different little personalities and they don't remember what the other personality has done. I actually'm finding that Bethany is very um she seems she seems like like she's in it this season right like there wasn't all the talk that Bethany barely wants to shoot this season and that she was just you know like people getting aggravated with her. I feel like last season we saw more where she was like, okay, I'm here, okay, I'm gone. I feel like she's like, hang up,

she seems to be sort of like participating so far, right? Isn't it? More than usual, yeah. I think more than, I think as long as she has, she'll go places as long as she can plug something there. You know, it's like, all right, well, go to the Hamptons as long as we shoot this new house I'm selling. All right, well, go to that restaurant as long as we can, you know, as long as I can put something there. You know, it's like, all right, well, go to the Hamptons, as long as we shoot this new house I'm selling. All right, well, we'll go to that restaurant

as long as we can, you know, as long as I can put a dinner roll up to my ear and pretend it's a phone because I'm gonna start selling dinner roll phones. Okay. Look, she's, I already bought one. I'm totally in for that, by the way, me too.

Yeah. And when I was like, all right, but, oh, I like that gag. Look, I'm gonna do it with the glass of water. Oh my god, I just spilled water on myself. Well, you didn't have to drink the glass of water to her ear and it all spills out. Get, it's a visual.

So anyways, so Bethany starts showing off the house that she bought and she's like, I like a, she started doing remote voice. She's like, yeah, I like a place that requires me to work. So she's like, yeah, there's the kitchen. Okay, we're gonna rip this all out. We're gonna put in a kitchen, knock. Okay, we're gonna put in a knock.

All right, you guys wanna see the knock? The knock. The knock. That's like, this place needs so much work. Like, it's ridiculous, but people have no vision. You know, like, I'm gonna totally change it. Like, I'm gonna paint this kitchen white. It's a white kitchen.

And then I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna redo this whole thing. It looks like it's just been redone. It's a white kitchen. And then I'm gonna I'm gonna redo this whole thing. It looks like it's just been redone. It looks beautiful. The countertops are really strong in it. I was like I know I actually noticed the countertops just for you. I was like wow I think Ben would approve of these countertops. You're so right. And sure enough you did. Now I have a question why did I write down that movie split It took me a minute to think about the movie was cold. I'll think of my things like 10 minutes I'll tell you what movie she's not in she's not you know the movie she's not in a quiet place so

They go in the backyard and for some reason I wrote this down. I don't know why I just wrote Carol going Look at that. It's a built-in pool. Why did I write that down? look at that. It's a built in pool. Why did I write that down? Was it a built in pool? Because who doesn't Bethany say she's going to build a pool? I think Bethany was saying she's going to build a pool. It's like, yeah, I think that's what it was going to go. There was a pool cover. Yeah. What am I even watching sometimes? Maybe you accidentally switched over to like trading spaces. Oh my God. Okay, okay, we're gonna do a pool. You each have $102. Yeah.

And they have to like get like a little like kitty pool and like put like feathers on it. Yeah, it's a pool made out of bird feathers. Okay, so um, Carol calls D'Arenda because D'Arenda has now left this brunch where she's fuming and D'Arenda like calls, I'm sorry, Carol calls D'Arenda, Dorenda has now left this brunch where she's fuming and Dorenda like Dorenda like calls call I'm sorry Carol calls Dorenda Dorenda picks up and Carol's like hi, it's Carol and Dorenda just answered by going She's not a nice person. She's not she went too far today too far

It's like if the Carol doesn't even have a chance to say anything. It's like ring ring Okay, she's not a nice person and And she's saying, yeah, you lose your husband. Yeah, you know what he's like when I was like, ooh, Jesus Christ. It's like, is there interference? And Carol's like, on a scale of zero to that shit, that's that shit. That isn't the worst.

This is nothing like going to court and signing papers. Trust me on that. I thought it was kind of weird that she opened up the phone conversation without congratulating me on running the marathon last week. Meanwhile, all of all people, Bethany is the one who's sympathetic to Sonia.

Sonia has found like a surprising ally in Bethany because Bethany is like, you know what? Honestly, I get it. Like, you know what? Sometimes it's bad. Like her, her, you know, her man's still like walking around this world, you know, and she's in love with him and she can't talk with him and he's walking around. You know what? Hey, you know what?

Well, she gets it because she's been divorced, so she's going to see that side, you know. But you can never go up against the people who've lost her husband. Like you're wrong on that one, sister. Well, I mean, I wouldn't want to go up against, I'm just, you know, I'd go up against the people who've lost a husband. Like, you're wrong on that one, sister. Well, I mean, I wouldn't want to go up against. I'm just, you know, I think that Bethany is just saying it's not that it's worse, but like, hey, it's not like it's nothing. You know what's funny? Is that, um, uh, Dom was watching the view today and they had a hot topic segment about

this. They were like, last, they had a full hot topic segment where they were like, they showed all these clips and it was like, you know, what's worth. What I get there talking like, is it as bad to, you know, go through divorces lose a husband. So it was like, whoopie was wangin and sunny was wangin and Megan McCain and the blonde girl with the big lips. They're all just like wangin and I was like, this is hilarious that you guys are wangin' and Megan McCain and the blonde girl with the big lips. They're all just like wangin' and I was like, this is hilarious that you guys are wangin' so seriously. It's like not even the show is singing so seriously.

Like as usual and what makes this show so great is that during the fight the music was like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do they got that little xylophone playing. You know, they can play Joy Bayhara even with Richard Dane. Not the Dane. Judge A-Shame. Not the Dane. But I bet Dorenda probably is still really sad that Joy Bayhara left. Joy.

Well, Joy's there. I was talking about that. I was talking about that. Joy left. They brought her back. And that's all I'll say about that because... Joy Bayhara should be on this show. She's like the queen of so what? Who cares? So what? So what? Who cares? Who cares?

Yeah, Joy was saying she was trying to mccrax him jokes. She's like, I know some guys who it was easier for them when their husband died, huh? And then I was like, that was a joke. That was a joke. That was a joke. I'd like to apologize to widows, nurses, again, firemen. But then Megan McKeon. Yeah. But then whoever was in the, in like, I mean, it was such a, it was kind of a dumb debate because it's like, why are you debating this?

Like, there's just two terrible things to have to go through. And then, of course, Megan McCain was like, well, you know, Dorenda's husband got sick before he died and it's terrible thing to watch someone sick and as someone who's watching like a loved one go through it, I was like, well, you know, Dorenda's husband got sick before he died. And it's terrible thing to watch someone sick. And as someone who's watching like a loved one go through it, I was like, okay, all right. Let's just like table this. Why are we debating it? It's terrible things to go through.

Terrible things. It's not a hot topic. Hot topics. Yeah, let's talk about hot pockets. Now there's a hot topic. Now that's a hot topic. So speaking of hot topics, let's go over from bonus house in our huge power.

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Right after the word from our sponsors. All right, now Let's clear the flame So this is when we check in on Caroline Fleming's Instagram Caroline Fleming formerly of ladies of London Which is one of our favorite shows. She just has a hilarious Instagram and One of our listeners, Punams Mama, told us to check out her latest Instagram story. So I'm just gonna play one, 15-second clip. That just is just classic Caroline Fleming. Let me know, Ronnie, if you can hear it

because sometimes the stuff I play does not come through. Okay, ready? You ready to hear this? Yeah. Okay. Life is really quite... sometimes the stuff I play does not come through. Okay, ready? Are you ready to hear this? Yeah. Yeah. Life is really quite... The first time this gorgeous woman dressed me, I was 16 years old. Here we are, only 10 years later.

Ha ha ha! Wishful thinking, making yet another cow. Ha ha ha ha! Even the music on the back is amazing. Well, I love that she PBSes herself. Well, I just I love the way she like breaks into his directs and then just stops. She's like the last time, the last time this lady made a gown for me, I was 16 years old. Now, 10 years later.

Wish for thinking. Stop. I saw this picture when I woke up today and was flicking through the instant and I was dying. It's her, I guess, in this gown. She's in some kind of like lacy gown type thing coming out of a VW bus. And it says, it just started hailing rainstorm rainstorm emoji which is hysterical as we are doing

as we are doing a summer swim series at Viking Bellsteen Lafay Cry emoji Lafay Cry emoji. Thank the Lord. We are f**king Pray pray pray emoji Well, it's kind of funny because this is a thematic They they they pass thematically because she's cracking herself up in both posts You know, she's like it just started raining ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha. Darryk, uh, have you seen this one with Sonya? Caroline Fleming and Sonia? I think it's Sonia. That's who it is, right? I'm going to, I'm going to pull up the account because I actually wasn't on the

account. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I think it's Sonia. She says it looks like a prayer booth or a confessional and Sonia is the preacher inside, but she doesn't. Oh, it looks like Sonia. It's not Sonia. It just looks like that looks exactly like. So he's read exactly what is happening.

It looks like she's in a confessional. She's praying to Sonya, but Sonya is supposed to be the preacher. And she's praying back like they're giving each other a prayer hands. It's like in the movie big how there's the machine with the fortune teller, except so imagine one of those machines except it's a confessional. And it's not the great what's his face. It's it's like a fake Sonya. It's Sonia. How's that not Sonia? Okay. It's not Sonia. Her name is Gettie Pia. Oh Pia Gettie. Pia Gettie. She's like magic is one of my favorite words. Oh my god, this is amazing. Can you give me a watermelon radish to her, magic?

She's like, if I could, I would be a fairy with a big magic wand. Thank you, my darling, at Getty Pia and at Lady Atmology for spoiling us with the most precious weekend in your wonderful Sevilla. So many remarkable and extraordinary experiences are organized so graciously and generously. Hot emoji! No periods. We all take home so many memories to treasure in our life's most special quote box, unquote, ellipsis plus one period, our hearts period. In this moment of confession, I know me, the Padre unquote, I think the picture says it all,

smiley face with hearts coming out of the eyes, heart emoji. So funny. I love her city of eating green at the confessional. Just like everybody at a confessional. There's one where she is sitting in like a red shirt with like some, you know, massively expensive necklace. And she's just staring up to the side with geotag hotel danglater pretending I'm not sick dot dot dot do you agree or not power dot dot power of the mind I believe we can believe ourselves to be anything we want and make it real love in my eyes emoji love in my eyes emoji love in my eyes emoji in trick to hear your thoughts. Like, is she sick or is she not sick? Okay, we could go on and on, but we actually have a very vital rest of our recap to do.

So let's close up. Clear the flame. Thank you, everyone. God, that is the gift that keeps on giving. I confess I love this segment. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to Let's close up. Clear the flame. Thank you, Vanny. God, that is the gift that keeps on giving. I confess, I love this segment. But you know, the thing is this, like,

like it all comes from a place for me of like just total reverence because I just am obsessed with her because she is so beautiful and glamorous and lives this like beyond privileged lifestyle that I can't even be mad at her. I just love the privilege that is her life. It's just it's everything like I just bow down at the altar of Fleming. Oh, Flems. Okay, so

now we are with Ramona and Durinda in Ramona's gigantic bathroom in the haphazard. And she's like, my favorite word is magic. I must confess, I love this bathroom. Okay. It just art the hail is indebted. Very cool. Do you agree and not agree? Okay. Okay.

Yes. So, um, Ramona and Durinda are doing their make up before Ramona's big marathon party for Carol. Yeah. She's like, I, can you believe this house? I told him. I want a south of the highway and a tennis court and Durinda goes, you really suck on that south of the highway thing. And she's like, yeah, because white by stalks, you can't live in a stalk. What do you do? I can't use it. It's like a piece of paper. Like, what are you going to do with that that and plus with this I get to rent it tax-free Okay, and drink is like I used to get so mad at my accountant when you'd ask about my median income I said no, I want to live south of the highway not on the median and he's like no it's about your income

I was like oh sorry It's the same reason when I go siege when on television, I rent the dresses that I wear there and then return them within two weeks so I don't get charged taxes. I'm telling you, Ramona, why are you dressed as Britney Spears again for this marathon dinner party? Well, I don't want my money in stocks and bonds. What is that? It's a piece of paper.

House goes up in value. I mean, I bought it for X amount. It's gone up seven times. It's like the best use of money at all and hopefully they'll never get destroyed in natural disaster. Unlike the banks, these girls don't give me enough credit. Okay? I grew up with nothing. Now look at me. Look what I've earned. A giant bathroom. I did this by myself, Kay. I'm a business woman, first, Kay. Well, that's crazy. It's reminds me of this one time I was applying to Wharton Business School.

And then Geraldine Parsons has said, you know what you should apply to? What's business school? Because that's all your faces, a bunch of works. And I was like, oh my god, that's devastating. What if she's right? Into this day, I've never been able to go to a business school. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but let's face it. For me, NBA stands for Masters of Being Art Scene. Okay?

Well, I didn't know about words, but you guys can make up on your boobs. She's like, oh yeah, blow me, baby. Blow me. One more time. Alright, you strapped the Britain already, right? Loan me one more time alright you strapped the Britain already right so Carolyn Tinsley our chilling pre-party talking about what they're getting aware and Carol's like fashion that's why I'm gonna wear fashion high high fashion fashion booby-dooby boob boob fashion boobie doobie boob boob fashion David why don't we have non-pandora station learning rags of ill

well you might be seeing that fashion but I'm seeing fame what's the man God to do to be famous I have a Pandora station that's what hashtag Bowie forever Kirkria I knew a boy named Kirkria Hey Kirk do you think we, do you think we should put in the end table? I know it's crazy, okay? But, you know, the girls like to put down drinks places, like they don't go with my new look, but whatever, Kirk. And he's like, okay, let me do that for you.

I was like, this guy is perfect for Ramona book him. I'd also like to mention that all the careful wiring that the artists did earlier last last episode has fallen apart because the TV in her living room is just like a jumble of wires hanging out. It's like big saggy old man balls, except their wires and cables instead. I know. I hope that everything they did just falls out of closet and falls on her head. Like what an asshole for making them do that. They're like fuck this

Well, my cat take it. I can't give us didn't put them my cables in properly She's walking around like barking orders at the catering people and Kurt who is supposedly her new boyfriend But he's a Kurt or Kirk. I don't know. I said Kirk at first, but then I wrote down Kurt So I don't know I think it's Kirk and then I wrote down the other skirt. And I'm like, Oh my God. What does the world Friday tell me? It's Kurt. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So she's barking around and, uh, and Dorenda's there, obviously. And then Dorenda sees this setup for the potato. She's like, Oh, did I make my potato? Is it exactly how I have it all laid out?

Does he exactly how I make my potatoes? I'm like, you boiled them just like every single other person. There's not a lot of complexity to it. Did you catch your mono walking around and circles going, is there a tag on that? Oh my god, my eyes have such nerves. No, I didn't notice that. She's like, and we're pointing to the oven. Does the epic tag on it? Like you didn't even pay for your oven. She probably stole that from Regis and Regis from Kelly and Ryan or whatever. You mean our Instagram friend Kelly and Ryan. So um you mentioned a person one time. Kelly fucking riff is gonna be in my head now for weeks. Well good because she's our friend now. I started following her after it. I was like maybe like

it's like I sent her a heart by the way. I was like, maybe like, I sent her a heart, by the way. I was like, heart, because I thought maybe she'd be like, oh my god, that's so funny. And then I thought maybe she might do a story like you guys. I tagged, watch her crap and that's like a podcast. I meant that I thought like we're gonna have like a thing because that's where my brain works. And then nothing happened.

And I'm like, I have a feeling it's just that an assistant got fired. I'm pretty sure that was like an assistant mistake not a Kelly. It was like it was the guy who was supposed to run the fan on Beyoncé and forgot to saw that video No, but that's hilarious. I thought that was just made up but that sounds like a real thing. No, there's a good video of Beyoncé Perhaps I co-chella where she's like walking around and then she there's like a fan on state like sort of by the side and she walks up to it And she like turns it on and aims it at her hair and her hair is like And then a guy comes running over and everyone's like oh, he got fired and became Kelly Ripus assistant

I love how Beyonce works. He's like I need giant fans wherever I am. It's for my hair It's for my hair glass So Ramona the Beyonce of this house, is like, whoa, look at me. I'm gonna make mashed potatoes too. And they like give her like this like bowl of like the cooked potatoes and she starts mashing it. And it was like watching Ramona make mashed potatoes is like watching like Robin Roberts

at a cooking segment on Good Morning America. She's like, whoa, okay. So now what do we do next? Okay, I'm gonna mash. Look how funny this is. Oh, I'm mashing. Tell me about your book. Okay. Great. I push this a few times. You can have it back. What goes better with tuna tartal and potatoes? The way we're making them now. I could do this so easily at home. He's like, I'm doing it. I'm taking credit for my work. And Dorenda's just watching. She's like, okay, you put Addie's

saw. Okay, now throw some over your shoulder for good luck. She just throws the salt in Dorenda's face. So good. So think I start coming. And Ramona is talking to her friend, Judge Ryan Holden, his wife, whatever her face is. And she's like, listen, he had such right. I know that you've dealt with Beth Minder before, but these girls are a little heated, okay? I mean, it's like today, just today, okay?

We were having lunch, and there were four of us. I think five of us, four or five. I'm a business woman. Don't question me, Judge Ryanhold. LAUGHTER Judge Ryanhold, I have a question I can never tell. Are you Judge Ryanhold or you Steve Goudon-Durg? It's so hard to tell sometimes. I know you must get asked this every party you go to Judge Reinhold, but whatever happened

hell is slid, okay? Did she and Christian ever get divorced? Okay. Hey, Judge, can you tell me where Kelly LeBrock is these days? Thank you. Watch what crap. Whoops. Hey, Ali Shivi, good to see you again. So, yeah, Ramona's like my friends can get heated. And just like for instance earlier today, Durrindo was about to, and then Durrindo just walks

like, hey, talking about me, she's saying she's like, oh yeah I was just saying we can get heated and nothing about you in particular just saying we can get heated like those mashed potatoes I was making okay. Yeah, my friend doesn't know you so I was just explaining you heatedness, you know This way got salt in your eye. I was telling you so many did to you and then the she goes Talking by my back and the friend goes, oh God, I hate what that happened during the last. And she's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey overseeing the potatoes. I just love her. I just love Dorenda. Just has to be laughs at herself throughout this whole episode is holler. It's like she goes from the highest of high to the lowest of low. It's like she's screaming.

But she should still be so like oddly relatable. Like she feels like she could be all of our friends and she has this like maternal quality. Like I do believe that she's made potatoes many many times. know like I don't believe we have a baby potatoes you know just in that way why would I'm a business woman give me some credit I so John comes over and to her and is like what is she trying to look everyone is giant wow thanks for telling John about this guy Jamie we're moving I'm gonna fucking kill you. Yeah, and I guess he brought something

because I think was a Ramona who goes, hi, you didn't have to bring anything. Are you silly? Silly Willie? Is that Ramona who said that? Yeah, you don't have to bring anything. You silly Willie, silly. And then Carolyn Tancy come in and Carol is wearing

like a bodysuit that looks like a body tattoo. Yeah, it was like a costume I once got at Halloween city. Okay, like literally I once got a costume because I needed the wig and the wig came with a body tattoo thing. I'm like, she paid $15 for that I guarantee, even though it's probably like $5,000. It is high, high fashion. Yeah. She also walks in with like no fanfare. And she just sort of enters like a side door. It looked like, and everyone's like,

oh, Carol, oh hi, nice to meet you. My name is Robert Valleyface. And I heard you ran a marathon. Congratulations, congratulations. Yeah. And she's like, oh, hello. Like she's so mad that there's not like a congratulations, yeah. And she's like, oh, hello. Like she's so mad that there's not like a congratulations, Carol, you finished a marathon and got a body tattoo, you know.

Yeah. And then Bethany walks in and she doesn't even say, she doesn't even do her normal like, hi, what's going on? What's going on? Hi, hi, she's just walking. And she goes, that's a lot for the Hamptons. That's a lot of things. That's a lot.

That's a lot. Meanwhile, she's in with, she's there with Dennis, who's wearing the craziest color block sweater I've ever seen. It's like bright blue on the front, yellow on the back. There's like a tiger on one side. It's like, I don't know, someone from Beneton died and was like, came back as this zombie sweater.

Yeah, and he's like, that me hate his sweater. It's Gucci. She keeps throwing them out and I have to keep going out there and finding them again. You talk to some kind of like like a goon from back in the day, you know, like from the 20s. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, you're gonna pay me? You're gonna, you're gonna give me a little money to keep protection. Yeah. Yeah. Like what, what do you want to bet on? Careless. I'm like, the only horse I bet on is me. I'm having a major major Hampton's moment. In the marathon of life, sometimes you have to put on a bad body tattoo shirt. Unlike body tattoos, friends are temporary. Wait a minute. In the marathon's life, sometimes you go to marathon bodies that aren't very

well-team, and they're just sort of like regular parties, and those parties in and of themselves are sort of boring, so they're sort of like marathons at the end of the day. So Dennis and John are meeting for the first time after John tells Carol, oh yeah, the only thing missing up that body tattoo is you, is your clothes over. Take them off, honey. You know, it's like classy as ever. Yeah.

And Dennis is like, oh, yeah, yeah. Me and you, we met in the bywants, huh? And so I'm like, yeah, I'm like, huh, that must have been a good night. So Luanne and, Luanne and Sonia arrive and Carol, I guess she sees Sonia say, well, she looks normal from the outside. Well, at least she's not wearing a body tattoo. Sure. So, Lewand's back in braids, which I really like her braids.

I think it's, I don't know what type of braids they are. They sort of look like cornrows, but they're not. They're like French braids, I think. Is that those French braids? I don't know. So, she's wearing, she's in braids and she's wearing some hot pink fuchsia something you know that it seems like it has like feathers coming out. She's got a feathered collar and feathered sleeves.

Like hello girls it's me. Do do do do do do do do do it's me do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Duh dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Because I have friends in the Hamptons Great coming off the antidepressant, you know So and Bethany is like passion bleach. She's like what the fuck are we wearing? Carol what the fuck are you wearing the way I'm what the fuck are you wearing and what the fuck am I wear what the fuck are we wearing What's matter what's going on? We're all just fucking stuff. What's what's going on? It's crazy Because I mean Sonya looks like half a whore, but you know, she's the best of all of us So Sonya's like half a whore. Why can't you half a whore? So um, so he's like, well, you know, I had a nice cry today You know, you know, you know, Durinda had one of her boozy brunches. You know how that goes. I'm like, okay relax

It's like yeah, yeah, well how did it happen? You know, I was showing my historical house, which I'm gonna turn into a million dollar profit. So, what happened with you today? And so, and he's like, well, you know, she said she lost her husband. And I said, I'm so sorry about that. And Bethany's like, well, you know, I get it, you know, like just husband, you lost her husband, like different ways, but you know. Yeah. I I mean how did I know she meant richer I thought she meant like one of those husband pillows you know I've lost many of those pillows before I mean a Butler pantry isn't literally for butlers to live in it's just a place where you make drinks I thought she meant she lost out on majoring an animal husband tree that's all she lost out on majoring in animal husbandry. That's all.

So, um, so Sonia comes over and uh, Ramona and Sonia's still with Bethany and Sonia goes, why don't you stand up for me Ramona? I can't believe you. How could you? And Ramona's like, look, okay? Like, this is what happened. You said your dead husband is even fat when he's dead. What a stupid man Richard was. What a gross piece of crap. And I was just saying, you're like, I didn't say that. Look at that. The way people remember everything is so hilarious. It's like they all have running memories on these.

So yeah, they're all talking in like a pack. And then Dorenda and Tinsley are sort of in a different part of the room. Tinsley's like, I'm here yelling. And Dorenda's like, yeah, why don't you guys say something? You just say something. That's what you should do. Go say something, find out what they're yelling about. Go say something.

She's like, during the part. She's just like, yeah, but they're talking about other stuff. And I don't want to bring myself into their stuff because that's like too much stuff. Like I want my own time for my stuff. And during this, like, just go on living, do it. Now's your moment. Now's your time to make you splash tins. She's like stage just go on and do it. Now's your moment. Now's your time to make your splash, tins.

She's like stage-bathoring tins, so you have to go start the fight. It's so good. Exactly, go and talk to the eye girls, my friends. So the Ramona is like, one thing I'm learning is if I upset someone, I try to stop and move on. I'm like, since when Ramona? That's the good rhythm.

I'm sorry that you're in hardcore porn. Anyway, you wanna talk about the hardcore porn? We don't have talk about it. Can we talk some more about the hardcore porn, but you're in hardcore porn? And suddenly it's like, yeah, but my movie deal. And Ramona's like, let it go and move on. Let it go and move on.

Take a journey. And Ramona's like, I mean, during this, yeah, there was the line, take a journey Xanik like remember me a couple of years ago Steering the butt cake Mac. We can we just be friends My favorite part about Xanax is it's a palindrome 321 one way or the other 12 to say and you feel me feel me feel me feel me dinner time so it's a buffet and Carol and Luanne are stuck at the table together,

which is awkward. And she's like, I'm waiting for the line to die down. I learned that when I started selling tickets, you know. And Carol's like, I thought this was going to be like, down nabby where we were getting served by people. And she's like, what's a journey? Because what's your fan's he's patty that we've been to? She's well, when were they turned out the lights a little bit?

Geez. Sorry, Carol, no matter how, no matter how dim the lights are, your shirt is still way too bright for this party. So yeah, Carol's like, I thought it was American party, but it's just a family style buffet I'm like, okay relax. It's a party in your honor. It's not like there's going to be you know Like all the decorations are gonna be marathon theme just chill out for a second You already know it's pasted on theme anyway, so just enjoy it see actually said there's no memorabilia

From the marathon. It's. Oh my god shut up. Yeah, you're enough. You'd fucking talking about the marathon as a marathon in itself. Just shut up. I do want to congratulate my childhood friend Whitney O'Lant, who came to our Boston show, who did run the Boston marathon last week. And she put it on Facebook. So I do want to congratulate her. I'm just saying the Whitney's not being crazy, right? Yeah. I mean, that's different. You know, you put it on Facebook. Carol probably puts it on Facebook every goddamn day. It's been 17 days since I went the marathon in all caps.

And nothing compares. Nothing compares to a marathon. All right, marathon man. Quite down over there. I mean, I mean, seriously? I mean, seriously? That you did this marathon? I mean, I work at all the time. I could never do it. I mean, I'm in great shape. I mean, I look at me and I'm like, Hey, there's an in-shape lady. And I look at you and I'm like,

I'm like, what's up? I'm like, what's up? I'm like, what's up? I'm like, what's I mean I'm in great shape I mean guy look at me and I'm like hey, there's an in shape lady and I look at you I'm like look at the piece of seaweed with lips and yet you ran in marathon. That's a great accomplishment. Okay And Beth me is like all right then you do one you go ahead you do it and she goes okay Bethany, let's do one together. She goes god five to see your fucking face every day

I fucking kill myself in the middle of the goddamn marathon Never was like Carol goes I need to have a marathon party a real one like Come on sounds fun. There's a thing. Yeah, sounds great like all your parties. Okay, let's list the parties Carol's head She had she watched She made everybody gather together to watch Hillary lose, real fun, Carol. She had one for her board meeting thing when she was gonna try and be a board member

in her apartment. What the fuck else have you ever done for anybody ever, Carol, please? Yeah, maybe a new couch party. So, during this, like, hey, James, tell me about your hair loss. I love a bald man. I love a ball. Man. I love it I love a man who's really bald and they cut the John with his hair

With his really bad comb over his refusing to go bald hair Richie had rich had a bald head. I was still with Richard were alive I'd still be with him right now right John right John yeah Well, I lost my hair and golf the loosened team had to shave their heads and then never came back And I love that my My husband was ball rich. You hear that song? You're not okay. You're okay with Richard's ball. You got anything to say. Yeah. And then we get, then Beth is like, you know, to be fair, you know,

do you mean he does talk about Richard a lot? And then they have the whole montage of during the talk about Richard, which I feel like I give it to her because I think that is, I think the grieving process is a big, long process. And so I give it to her, but it was is I think good-agreement process is a big long process And so I give it to her, but it was kind of a see-you-talk about Richard so much Amazon prime. That's when Richard died in his prime We said while if that every time someone drinks from a while I think it Richard because he loved Arches and that's how the wallet comes out He also loved the Amazon so Amazon Amazon Prime, he's done two different ways.

So, so, now this is probably the highlight of the episode, right? Because Luan basically becomes a talk show host and she's like, so, Bethany and Dennis, when did you guys meet? Like, like 1988 or whatever. Oh, wow. So, when did you guys meet? Like, like, 1988 or whatever. Oh, wow. So, how did you meet anyway? I'd love to hear that you're a love story. Give us, tell us the origins of your love story.

You know how they met. Tinsy. Yeah. It's because no one don't. Because, well, you assumed that you did. Remember when you assumed that you didn't, you made an ass out of you and you. Yeah, and then we sit.

No. We get a flashback to 2016 at the reunion. You didn't you made an ass out of you on you? Yeah, and then we see We get a flashback to 2016 at the reunion where Luan's like well everyone knows Bethany You're dating a married man. You've been dating for quite a while. You're just a mistress slot. That's what you are Three to one mistress slot. Mistress slot. I don't know what to say about the mistress slot And now she's back here. She's like well, I don't know what to say about the mistress slot. And now she's back here. She's like, well, I don't know how they match. I don't know. Who are you talking about? Are you talking to me or is there another lure around here?

Because I'm going to sue that bitch for infringing on my trademark. So that things like, ah, yeah, what's the matter? What's going on? Remember when you said that, uh, that I started an affair with this man. He was like married. He remembers I started to pair with the marijuana. And she's like, well, yes, of course, when you do that. Yeah uh we I started in a fair with this man he was like married You remember I said starting to fair with the marriage Well, yes of course when you do that. Yeah, well the same right here And then he goes

Oh She grabs at her fur collar which is now suddenly really tight which it is really tight She literally puts her hand under her fur collar and like starts like pulling it out like Oh literally puts her hand under her for for collar and like starts like pulling about like oh and then but he's like you know you got a pouch at him and when goes apologize for what oh I blacked out that whole thing and she's like for saying something that's not true that what's a lie it's just okay okay Dennis sorry Dennis Dennis sorry okay I was simply making pleasantries and asking them how they met. It's called manners

Let's go to class for the countess I'm sorry, yes, I'm sorry don't us. I'm sorry don't I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry don't I'm sorry I'm sorry that when I talked about you you weren't done is with your marriage Dennis Who's just making a rhyme? It's what songwriters do. It's pleasantries, bathroomy pleasantries. Maybe it's something you should investigate. Pleasantries, skinny girl pleasantries. How about that? Oh, I guess you're going to take credit for making coming up with pleasantries. Once again, stolen from me, like my hair cut and my brand that I gave you. So cut to Durinda, who is just laughing her fucking face off in the diary. She's like, it's fine. Oh, you want to die on this, Il Dennis?

Really? Listen, Donnis, I'll give you some VIP tickets to my hashtag count as some friends performance in June. I've got Alina. So Ramona goes pee or whatever, and it leaves a space in between Sondion leaves. So Lou breaks his other hand she's like, how are you doing? Put your foot in your mouth also, huh?

And then Sonia's like, well, here I am literally again at the end of the table and Dorenda is the Dorenda the medler is in the center of the table as usual and then they show the table and Sonia's right next to Ramona who's in the center of the table. And Dorinda's at the end of the table. What what is Sonia even talking about? No because basically I'm one half the table is the entire cast having conversations and then Sonia's on the other half talking to randoms like just. Oh, that's why she said I'm with the friends, you know, and she says it to their face like, you know, it's not to make them feel like total, you know, second class citizens. Yeah. So Sonia starts talking about Rocco and then she's like, well, you know, it's not to make them feel like total, you know, second class citizens. Yeah. So, Sonia starts talking about Rocco and then she's like, well, you know, Rocco, you have to be very like, you know, he's a very, you know, he has these ideas and these feelings whatever.

Yeah, he's going to buy milk. He's going to buy the whole farm. Oh, Rocco. And Dorenda goes, there is no Rocco Sonia, okay? There's no Rocco. Now, here's the thing that at the end of last episode, Dorenda hated that Sonia was making blanket, be like generalizations about people.

I'm like, Dorenda, you're kind of doing that about Rocco. I mean, you're right, you're totally right. We agree, but you're kind of doing the same thing about Sonia, but either way, yeah, there's no Rocco. That's where we've seen him. But like, meaning that there's no, like they don't have rock. We've seen him but like meaning that there's no like They don't have a relationship. He just shows up to be on camera. So so then Ramon is like no Do it do it do it do it do it. Okay, do you remember count to 10? She's like okay

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 2 2 1 there's no rock oh Not dating rock oh 5 4 3 2 1 still not dating rock oh One negative zero. One zero, one negative, one negative, two negative, three negative, one negative. Laya, Laya, horror, fire. Laya, oh, one fire. Oh my god, that brings. Do you mind if I write that down on my little songwriter's notebook?

Oh, all contact askaps if you can get a credit. And definitely it's like, dang, dang, dang. And remember mother goes, please don't team on my glasses. Okay. She is Oh, I'll replace her mother. Oh, I can't because I'll have to go back to the fucking 70s to find them So Sonia's saying like, you know, I don't lie. I don't lie and he's like you lie all the time And Jinds is like um, she's, don't say my boyfriend is paying for everything. I'm not even with him right now. And so he goes, she's lying. She's lying. Don't talk about me.

I don't. Oh yeah, I didn't know how she paid the least. Give the kid a good, hey, she paid for him yet. And she goes, um, her boyfriend paid for it. That's how she paid for it. And she's like, oh, you know what? Do you want you want my money okay then I'm gonna give you money I have a check I have a check you just shut your mouth and shut your legs too because I have a check what does anyone have a pen like you see she's not gonna be a narthic catering staff I don't have a pen in here you guys are

waiters you guys take you guys take orders'm a pen, I just need a pen. And Kurt runs around and finds her a pen. I mean, that really is going to be a husband with what they currently. Yeah. So Bethany is now trying to make that toast. And I was like, be careful. That came from home goods.

You never know if it's going to be there, I guess. So, and Tinsley writes this check. And so, and as she's writing the checks, and I was like, listen, Connor, you know, was waiting on her hand and foot for months and months, you know, picking brown eyes out of her soda. And you know what? He has a birthday party and he didn't get anything from Tinsley. Oh God. Um, she's so ridiculous. Tinsley comes back and slams the check. Tinsley says, there's your check. check as you as well sure to check but who pays for that mommy and Carol's like why are you saying that you know Carol who's also living off a family fortune but who is so do they say that like

Where you were a host is someplace? It's his absolute yeah, and tens is absolutely right to by the way if you get a gift you got a gift You know it's not like it's rude to be like a who paid for that that's really rude like like Sony I should just accept her gift and be happy that she has it and Sony of course is like like I don't want your money I want your love. I'm like oh god. Oh god. Come on son. Yeah, this is this is this is and by the way when Sony is doing all this This is one Bethany picks up a dinner roll. It's like hold on Sony. I have another Okay, what's the matter? What's going on? It seemed to always night get it I have another comment. Okay, what's the matter? What's going on?

It seemed always nice. Get it? I think Bethany go flusin. She can have a big donation to my charity, all right? She can have a huge donation. She's like, and you paid for that, mommy. You know what? On the second thought, who cares where it comes from?

Comes from. That's not the point. And she's like, there, can't see your own questions. Thank you dinner, roll phone. Thank you. Another point made again. So then Bethany takes Tindley's check for Sony and just burns it in the candle. And he's like, no, I want to pay So then Bethany takes Tindley's check for Sony and just burns it in the candle

I'm saying no, I want to pay her Bethany stop it So blue hands like well this whole situation was laughable and Bethany putting Bethany putting that check in the fire was a punchline to the joke Well, thanks then it just got said to her and she's like Ding one sluice dang then it just custody her and she's like BAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA no one believes you. I'm like Sorry, sorry that people are screaming Ramona's face you just kept twitching her face like Sun is like she's a apologizer. Okay, she put the wall up like it's too dirty It's too much. I just can't fight like this. I just don't get it So this is what happens when people sober up, you know, their son has come out.

Yeah. Well, Sonia, I'm not sure it's totally sober at the moment. I think she went off to a foreign country and she got a little work, a little, a little sum done on the face and she bases on painkillers in the recovery. And we just have her and back on her loopy state. And she's like trying to detox a little bit and she's not fully there yet. So Ramona took her and she's like oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. These friends had to steal stuff. Oh my god, people were like screaming. They were screaming.

Will you marry me? So then Ramona goes and gets a cake for Caros which comes back in with a few congratulations to you. Congratulations to you. Congratulations to you. Congratulations to you. And Louang just goes awesome. You know that song is now available under public domain because it was written so long ago. I know that because I'm a singer. Nice original twist remote. Are you not getting a pan-dorization anytime soon if you ask me? So Bethny leans over to Carol when she says, ah, see you're wrong Carol. You were wrong about the intentions of this party. She got a cake. Okay, she got a cake and Carol's like oh Ramona you didn't have to and you barely did Cake is a nice try, but as far as the theme party to celebrate my marathon I give an F. Oh fuck off. You know that cake officially the Ramona so far ahead of you as far as what you've ever Fucking done for anybody ever. Okay.

I kind of wrote a jack to Puerto Rico. Part of me feels like the producers are setting Carol up. I feel like the producers were like, Hey, Carol, can you just like say something about the party? How there was like the bad team just say something really funny. It'll play really well. And they got her to say all this like annoying stuff about how there wasn't enough marathon theme. And now she looks like an asshole. She really does look like a total asshole. Yeah. about how there wasn't enough marathon theme and now she looks like an asshole. She really does look like a total asshole. So now Sonia's like, I'm, Tarenda, I'm gonna leave soon, but can we have some time alone?

Just, you know, a girl to girl time to get to this fucking guy guy. Maybe like, so they go over and talk, you know, talking to the kitchen. She's like, we've both suffered a loss as my point. It's not gonna go away. Tarenda is not just gonna go away It's a good you're making you cry will I say something clip? Yeah, the renders like it's not that you haven't moved on It's just you need to move on more like you've only moved like an inch. You need to move like a few when like a few feet That's all that's all I'm saying move some more keep moving keep moving come on. Come on. Keep on moving

And Sun is like, well, look, I've just missed my husband. And I don't want to let go of that happy memory. And that's why I say it's like he died. You know, I was having a bad day. I'll give you that. I came off the Santa at a present and Durinda's just like fixing her. She's fixing Sonia's dress for her like a Daniel mess. I even got a fixer. Well, I'm forgiving you. Jesus grace. Yeah. So now it's the next morning. It's Dorenda Dorenda Rona in the morning Dorenda Rona in the morning and it's like breakfast the two of them hanging around the house just having had making coffee and Dorenda and Rona is like, whoa, I can't believe that I'd like John. It took me like four years and I had to be used to body order and sweat.

But guess what, he released a great boy, okay? Look, he sent me this picture of us. I'm standing in front of him and his arms were around my womb. Isn't this nice? It's like we're boyfriend, girlfriend. And during this like, and then remember I told John, you couldn't stay over

and you were like, why don't you stay over? And I was like, ex no one's stay over so soon. What is that? Big guy. I really hope that Dorenda tore some sconces off the wall. I just really hope. I think that's one thing that we've been

we're still waiting to see if that has happened because she deserves it. She deserves to tear down some sconces. Oh, so good. So she's like, okay, let's move onto the patio so that when I rent my property, everybody will see it. Thank you.

I could look there for less than two weeks, okay? And by the way, we should mention that, we should mention that Durinda lately is, she loves John, but she's been feeling like she's grown a lot. And when she's with John, she's a little tense. So perhaps setting up some stuff for later in the season. I know. Yes, so they go outside So Ramona is like okay, I have something to tell you first. I want to ask you how you're doing What you're up to I'm like who is teaching Ramona to be a human being?

Yeah, this is really weird watching Ramona like try and have manners. I'm not very comfortable. To renders like, well, you know, that's very good. Okay, let me read you what I got. Sonia gave sent me a text and this is what says, okay? You're a bitch Ramona. You never stand up. You have ever for me.

You cannot compare each other's pain period. You could have cleared it up because you know the truth. You know I never cheated on my husband or loved him and I could not stay with him. It was extremely difficult for me and you did nothing at brunch to diffuse it okay? It's verbally wilder boarding. It's verbally wilder boarding. Yeah you have no limits. Friendship means nothing to you. You need help. I waste my time bonding with you. You have nice walls, but you'd like better wallpaper in my house. I didn't make my own mashed potatoes. I have bad seating arrangements. What is she saying? It's crazy. Reading, hearing Ramona Reed was one of my favorite things in life.

Yeah. That was so funny. It was almost as good as listening to Giselle Reed on the real housewives of Potomac, personally. And Durinda's like, she's really, really well-eared. She's like a present-day grief for something that shouldn't be part of her life remotely. She acts like his glasses are still on the side, the knife stands. I'm like, okay, Durinda. They probably are, by the way. Well, Durinda's,'s I think ours, which is what she's alluding to it's like oh good

So she's like look I lived grandly, but I don't need more. I just want to live today with Richard Living with Richard today And Ramona's like I can't be any more. She just doesn't listen. I'm like you're Ramona I can't wait to any more she just doesn't listen. I'm like you're Ramona you're a mom And she goes and then she calls me an unfailing POS and you know what? Like I found out that means a piece of shit I thought it meant pleasant on Sundays which is true

Personally, I Fish So then yes, her of fish plenty of fish. Okay, a ship single and red. So then Durinda's like, yeah, she actually, that's that says something that she shouldn't attack. She actually voted and press send. And then was like, wait a second. I don't have enough reception. So she walked around her room and then press send again. And then didn't back So she had to send it as a green bubble and said a blue one and she sent it still, okay? She chose to send it in text form Once that old saying say it forget it write it regret it like I have never heard it before but I really appreciate it Yeah, we're still live by Emmer Monaco's you are so right

Say it right remember Remember it. Say it wrong. Dismembrate. That's the same. Too. Why? Yeah, I don't think it says this time. You know what they say? You leave the chips open. You put a clip on them. Clip. Remember when I said that. Remember when they said it's during the pack.

You know, someone had a really hilarious tweet this week. I forget one of our listeners forwarded it to us. But someone had a theory about the reason why Real Housewives of New York is so good is that it's like a video game and that like each, there's like four areas where everyone has their strengths you know so you got the Hamptons the Berkshire's vacation and something else. Okay everyone did but I was like I like the Hamptons I

feel like the Hamptons power is kicking in this is what although Dorenda's it's funny because Dorenda's not as crazy in the in the Berkshire's. There's other people who are crazy but but in the Hampton's Durinda goes nuts. And so you're two. Yes. Okay, that was a really uninformed, like, very uninteresting aside, I apologize. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. I'm so sorry. I was scrolling through here to see to see what was happening. You hear my

stomach, Rowling, by the way, my stomach, Rowling, my crazy, I apologize. If everyone's like, what is that noise? My stomach is all don't eat and some excite Rowling. something like growling my crazy I apologize if everyone's like what is that noise Yes, that makes guy say something to you know, right it regret it digest it forget So now we're at the tipping grows where there's gonna be a branch and Carol's like do you have place cards because it's gonna Get ugly in here So they try and seat everybody and they put Sony at the end of the table of course because she's gonna piss everybody off and Sonya comes last and when she comes in she's like look her she's like her face looks like this and she's wearing some weird Carmen San Diego outfit. Yeah and by the way that she's wearing like some felt hat or

something in my mind she looks just like Carmen San Diego She has she has some sort of international burglar kind of Look to her and what's funny is that Carol put Sony and Ramona at the end She's like that's perfect. They get along not realizing that like this text happened in our Ramona is furious So and also I'd like to point out that at the next table over there was like a a young child and I was like, oh gosh, this is not a, this is not a child friendly thing that's about to happen. This is not going to be good. This will not be good. Well, neither is them having children and they mostly all got them. So, here you go. So, yeah, Ramona cannot believe that she's sitting across from us. I was like, I have to look at her face, especially now that she sent that text, POSO-S, which I realized means pieces of shit like you asked me to know. I just discovered.

A-F means as fuck. I thought it meant, Abba-Krombian Bitch, okay? And Cindy's like, oh, well, look at Ramona. Well, I guess she got my text. And that text meant goodbye. That is the kiss of death. After the vista, baby.

I have friends in the Hamptons. Okay. So, um, Ramona, Ramona's like, um, Carol. Carol, this is me whispering. Can you hear me? Girl's like, ow, my ear. I heard it when I was running the marathon. It's still very sensitive. Okay, Carol. I am whispering this, Carol. Okay, I do not want to sit by so yeah, okay.

Boy, boy, I am just going to move my seat. I don't care, like, you're not gonna be awkward. Well, it's awkward right now. Don't worry, she can't hear me at all. She can't hear me at all, okay? And Sonya's got Patsy from Amphab hair or Ivana Trump hair, whoever you're most familiar with people. And she's just looking at the other girls nodding,

but no one's talking to her because everybody's mad. And Carol's like, where do you move Sonya? Everybody's mad at Sonya? Look what he is supposed to do? Put her in the breadbaskin' take her away. So, so Ramona's like, I'm moving, I need to go ask the girls, have to get up the table. A question. Okay. So she goes down and squeezes in next to Tinsley and she's like, Tinsley, I want to ask your opinion because you've got a lot of style when I'm learning this new thing. When I do, when I do stuff now, I ask people that I know and I ask them about their own opinions and then I take their opinions and I form my own opinions.

May I ask your opinion? Like, who is your favorite band? Can we play along Tinsley? Play along, play along. I was like I can hear you Interim does cracking up and Sony is like well, I guess my text worked She doesn't want to fight with me because she knows she sucks and she's a loser So so then so Bethany is like turns to something. What are you doing all the way there? Like you always left in the corner alone. Is that funny? You always let them the corner alone and then Bethany is like turns to something. He's like, what are you doing all the way there? Like, you always left in the corner alone. Isn't that funny? You always left in the corner alone.

And then Bethany says, you know what? I'm not anyone's team. I'm on team civil because you don't have to like leave someone out at the end of the table just because it makes just to make a feel bad. OK? I'm like, I'm sure Bethany, if you were in the middle of this fight, you at 100% be the one who sits at the corner

with your shades down and be like, huh? Yeah, OK. All right. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. I know, I wish the editors had played the time where Bethany just screamed at Sonya about skinny cheating brand and called her a loser in a slut and everything else under the sun. I just wish that they had thought to put that in here. Yeah, exactly.

I'm just teaming out, okay. So like teaming out here. Here's some paper towels. So inevitably, Sonia starts, this sort of like opens up and Sonia starts pleading her case to Carol. Because Sonia is not. Sonia is actually in a rare moment of like, well, fuck you, Ramona. Because normally she's like, well, no, I just did this stuff. I mean, I'll always love Ramona.

She's just going through a thing. But this time she's like, no, fuck it. Like my message was received. And she's just pleading her case to Carol about, like, you know, Ramona never has my back. Ramona goes, Sonya, Sonya, when will you start listening? When will you start listening, Sonya? I'm like, no, this is Sonya and Ramona arguing about listening and having each other's

backs is like the most ridiculous thing I've heard since whatever I heard since Lewand is this Lewand going oh she goes how do you argue with a woman who doesn't listen how do you argue with the woman that's listen I'm like you're a crossroom Bethany and next to Darynda and your woman like who's gonna answer that how do I live without you when you don't listen Sonja So my parents So Sonya's Louan's like I love you Sonya, but you really are just losing the fun You know you're losing weight, but you're also losing the fun and Carol's like and game in the mean And Sony's like wow girls, you know, I told you I lost everything in a movie deal and Bethany is yeah, yeah, that's old

That's old yeah, that's old. That's old. Yeah, that's all Yeah, something is like a something is like a microwave, you know, it's like what's the program about a one? It's like they will stop popping popcorn. You know what I mean? So Ramona's like, Sonja, it's not worth talking to you because you don't take it in and teens are like, yeah, you're like a broken record And so you just go stay out of this tinsley. You don't know shit And so he just goes stay out of this tinsley. You don't know shit Slaping tinsley down just always getting like poor tinsies always just getting treated like the little girl in the group like shit See the fuck out of the adults are talking. Yeah And so he's like what am I Cersei from Game of Thrones? I have to be naked just chasing me down the street and shame me

Which is what am I Cersei just wearing that scarlet redder letter on her chest, huh? What am I celery just put me in a drink with some bloody Mary's? What am I Cirque du Soleil like I'm a circus but I don't get credit cuz I'm Cirque du Soleil, huh cuz I'm like French Like I was like I will split your checks, but I'm gonna have to go do it on the POS. Oh my god, did you hear what that way to just call us? Ah! Hahaha! Sorry, if any way they need to get a point of access or a point of sale. One sale can be here.

It doesn't work my fingernails. So anyway, that was pretty much... I think that was pretty much it. Oh man, I love this show. It was such a good episode So we really so fun. We did this was three times as long as the actual episode So we're so we're in love everybody. Thanks so much. Don't forget to go get your tickets for the second Atlanta show and the second Philly show Also San Francisco gay pride get your ass there, Southern Charm. And Phoenix. Phoenix, real house money. It's so fun, I'm excited.

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