Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Mob Wives

Episode Date: August 29, 2020

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The way that we get to sing it now. The real heroes in America. Kay, yeah. The real question. Jennifer, Nelson, Kay. So speaking about real heroes, Coco, the dog. So the episode opens up with Ramona at home with Coco, her dying dog.

I say dying only because it feels like every season, just oh Coco, he has a year left, okay? Well the way that you walk it into the street while you're talking on the phone, yeah. I can't believe Coco's still with us. Yeah, exactly. So Ramona's picking out outfits for Leah's big marriage to the mom party,

and she's like, Coco, Wami has to pick out an outfit for Leah's party, okay? Would we have to, that's festive, Coco, what do you think of these? Okay, these are my favorite jeans ever. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, that works so good. I could be a stylist, Coco, what do you think? Coco.

Yeah, what do I have to fast if, okay? And stay and resist it, okay? Gold, rose, pink, plastic, leather. I can only eat things that are rose, gold today, okay? I can catch the poop. Coco, I could be a stylist, guys. Yeah, those pants look like Doreet's Bentley. It's just like shiny and rose gold.

Yeah, so there's some rubber rose gold pants that she can wear just in case. Like, it's like a, it's a ball bib for Roma. A ball bib. So then we go over to Sonya, who's in a apartment, talking to an assistant or an intern or something. And she's like, so those flowers are dead, but I thought we could keep them

because from a distance they look like they're not dead. You know, it's like that bad middle-air song from a distance. Drive flowers, look alive, and la la la la la. It's like that. Yeah, from afar they look good, but then when you get close to them, you realize that they're really crunchy.

I'm like, wow, that just said so much about what we're watching. Yeah, that's what I watching yeah, it's like a house love so right there And then we're gonna put a barrier right here So if you get any closer then you see the flowers are dead but if you're behind the barrier you think it's alive Okay, we're gonna do that okay? Coco just more like a cocoa over here can cocoa make me that line. Okay, thanks So then Leah is face timing with her sister and she's like, I mean, no pressure. I'm married to the mob party than I know pressure. I mean, everyone's are to celebrate me. Mom's

going to be there with binoculars probably to see what we're doing. Yeah, so no pressure, Sarah. Just come on slot, come to our party, right? It'll be fun. And then Durinda is at home dressed like the Nutcracker that she accused everyone of not thanking her for, of Bethany of not thanking her for. She now has a full Nutcracker. You know, Durinda really can lean into her own trends that she sets, you know. She has the season of how the Nutcracker, and now she's gonna dress like a Nutcracker. She really is. I guess this probably would be a good time to mention that we dedicated a good chunk of our bonus

episode this week to Durinda and her firing. So if you want to hear our thoughts about that, it's on the bony. Oh yeah, if you're wondering, like, why aren't they furious? We are. I'm so sad. And this isn't especially difficult episode to watch knowing that Durinda just got shit canned. I know.

This was like a celebrate Durinda, and she literally just got fired. Have they ever fired somebody or somebody walked away that they changed their mind on? And we're like, come on. You know what? We're idiots. I think instead we're going to get rid of all the racists. How about that? How about that, Bravo?

Okay. Maybe. I don't really see that happening. They should, though. And this was a perfect episode to represent why Durinda should never leave this show Okay, I don't care how bad she's gotten and yes, I know I know that I'm the worst defender of calling Durinda out on being an Astie horrible alcoholic and she has been but she's also this you know She's also this isn't that worth it. Isn't it worth it?

So here she is with Len in her apartment and she's like, Hey Len, you like those two little people in the church Christmas tree? Yeah, that's me in Hannah. Yeah, cute, right? It's me in Hannah right there. Yeah, you know what, Lee-Wayne? I'm gonna call Lee-Wayne down, down, down, down, down, okay? Lee-Wayne?

Don't ask me anything because she's not your maid. I'm not writing this, it's not fucking out there. Alright, I just wanted to make sure you got my invitation for my birthday on Friday the 13th. Hey, get it? I have the Russian Kendova, okay. Bring your birthday boy. Bring your birthday boys, Louis.

Happy birthday, you. And then Durin is exhausted from making a phone call. You see, I just understand Durin that. It's like, I get that. I called two people, I need to go to bed now. Yeah, she's like, oh, well, that's nice.

Let's take a nap under the Christmas tree. All right, I'll see you that. Hmm. So then Sonia is at her apartment with Destiny, her new assistant. She's always got a new assistant. She's consistent that one. So Sonia is just, I don't know, cracked out of her mind.

If this is Sonia the daytime, we complain that Sonia also has, like maybe, kind of an out, like she needs to like reel it into, but I don't want sober Sonia. She stresses me out. She's like, I have no cream. My trainer says I need to drink heavy cream so I need a texture kell who's my old assistant she's here for Mexico I've flew around for my fashion lunch you know I have her staying at the townhouse to get the packages because before all the packages were being delivered here and then I would have to schlep them over to the townhouse

which was a huge slip so then now they're not that coming here but now I need her to get some cream for me but then what if then I would say her to get that? It's like, oh my god. The intern is like under the table, cowering in a field position. Basically, I was like, how have we dedicated? How can one dedicate so many words to the intricacies of picking up packages in one place versus another? It's crazy. Yeah, it was a full-on monologue. Yeah. So she's bassies trying, now she's just trying to full-on sell the townhouse because just it's draining her emotions and you know, she's like, one less thing to worry about would be a lovely, lovely world for Sonya. That's all I want, one

less thing to worry about. Do you know how hard it is to not design an entire collection that's being shown in Century reach 21. Now I can focus on my real passion. Tapping tal is up to my window. And also potty training her dog completely wrong. You know, this show really needs some help with potty training and with just dogs in general because they are just doing it wrong. She's like, I need to leave a potty town in case he decides to do the right thing this time and go poop

who want to pad. Okay, and here I'm going to lay it right on this beautiful carpet. And we probably won't poop because he usually when he poops once a day and he already pooped, he'll poop over here right here right in front of the couch, okay, because he loves pooping. Why are you teasing your dog to poop on the carpet? I know. I mean, isn your dog to poop on the carpet? I know. I mean, isn't this how old is this dog? Shouldn't the dog already know?

Has she spoken to Monique Samuels yet? Yeah. Now, there's a crossover we need. This brings Monique over to teach everyone's dogs where to poop on this show. And then, exactly, pooping with the stars. Yeah, so she's giving us a lay of the land in terms of where the dog likes the poop and pee.

And then we're back to Ramona who is still picking out outfits with Coco. She's like, okay, shoot, do I have to be, shoot. No, what color shoot do I have? How about the sweet? How about some sweet, heels? Maybe sweet heels in silver? Yeah, do I have this one silver bag

or do I want this bag, Coco? If you like any of these options, say nothing, okay? And just tell me that I'm beautiful and renewed. An age awesome guy. Yeah, you know what? So we're something by Lyox. They're going to support Leah at her store. Okay, my pay retail guy. I want to zoomies, which I don't know if you know what I don't know what zoomies is. It's probably famous But I just like the idea of Ramona going to a store called zoomies.

Zoomies. So she picks, we see here at the store with the picking out something and she's like, well, I like the sweater, I like the leaf on the back. And it's a big weed leaf. Yeah, I love it. Reminds me of looking at the foliage up in Durinda's neighborhood. So Louanne shows up and Iinda's neighborhood. So, so Lewand shows up and I go, hi, I just finished singing

Look at your tree Ramona. Because it's Christmas and Ramona's view. Wow. It is amazing. I mean, that's gotta be the best thing about her. That view is just stunning and it's sunset. It's just so pretty. Okay. It's like, you know what? That Mexican trip took me for a look. I like, I don't want to even laugh because I want to crawl. Yeah. I don't even want to do that. Okay. I'm so tired. I can even trim my Christmas tree. Okay. And so Ramona's pissed because at the on-mix ago trip when they were talking

about when they were saying that they were going to approach Durinda about her anger issues how Luann was gonna lead the way and sort of make it like a group thing like we all think that you have anger issues but Luann just made it about her like specific issue with Durinda the from the other night and so Ramona is like I just thought I just don't be more of a clueless thing. That's what I thought. The wind. I don't know. Like, what do you, what, why don't I just do what you've been doing?

Okay. And the way I'm like, well, I mean, you got use that text message and really got her going. I mean, the truth is I'm the real victim here. I mean, I, she could barely give me a hug. Me. A hug. The person that people come and line up for at every cabaret across the country to hear me sing, Oh, baby, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, what? I didn't, she said, I'm sorry!

And I said, Derinda, there's no sorry in your voice, there's no warmth, there's no compassion, there's no music, Derinda. Where has the music gone, Derinda? She don't got rhythm, don't got whatever goes with rhythm. Well, she is fixer, because we can't be around us, okay? It needs to be figured out. And then she does her thing where she's just to really straight and starts pounding. She's like, you need to be figured out.

Because it's really heart-full to us, I'm gay. Yeah, so, and I was like, oh, by the way, you know how sometimes we go out to parties and there's that strange ghost that follows us around and sometimes talks. She's coming to the party also and her name is Elise. What is she shaking her head like? No! No! No, don't want that. So apparently, so, the receipt flashback then of Leah telling all the girls that she's inviting

Elise to this marriage, the mob party, and her mom's like, well, I guess, I, she, her, Leah's whole thing is that Ramona told her, you can't invite Elise and she's like, I don't give a fuck, like I can invite whoever I want to my party, I'm going to invite Elise, which is also maybe one of the first times someone has really gone to bat for a lease on an invitation. So that was happy for a lease. Yeah, good for you, Elise. Don't fucking, I'm sure you're going to have all this big finale fight.

Well, yeah, don't fucking up, Elise. Be cool, Elise. Don't be all uncool. Uh, so everyone is like, that's nice. Any more food? Okay. Like trying to ignore it. And then she gets up and what's the blood out painting behind her picture?

It's a sexual photo of me and Mario, Kay. It's a picture of my sexual allies. I'm a sexual being. Kay. So she gets up and leaves like, wow, I haven't seen Ramona get up and run to the bathroom like that fast. Like that, since I tripped to Cartagena. Okay, and she to the bathroom like that fast like that since our trip to Karnatana Okay, and she didn't make it that time. Okay ladies. We're like 10 minutes into the show and we've talked about poop three times already I know seriously You know what? It was actually one about at least that she's not a girl's girl Okay, someone told me 20 years ago. She's not a girl's girl. I can't believe 20 years later

I'm finding out. She's not a girl's girl. Okay? And the way that goes well what did I say I had her phone number the minute she walked in the door and it wasn't two one two if you know what I'm saying you don't know you don't oh I forgot that not everyone knows New York area cuts okay alright I don't remember Leah Luann not liking I sane I don't know where this came from I got her phone number immediately so she's like well I don't trust it she's manipulative she's not she's not genuine and she just got me okay that's quite a little That's Grand Luce Ramona. Happy birthday! So then we go to the Mary to Ma party. I just want to say that the Ramona specific issues are that she says the issues be I'm going to

least join this friend group and she's all about the other girls and she's like a friend jumper which means that Ramona brought her into the groups to be on the show and at least didn't do everything that Ramona told her to do and now Ramona's best. Yes, exactly. So now we go to the Mary-Tama party and Leah arrives in some kind of velvet skirt with white leather heels and a highlighter purse. You know, like one of those highlighter purple purses and listen, I'm just a gay that doesn't know fashion, but wow.

Yeah, she went for it, she went for a look. She did, she was like, give me all, I wanna wear only things that clash with each other, please. Yes. Please, off-white highlighter and brown velvet. Thank you. Well, it's this party for her streetwear brand has attracted many, many hipsters

and just like young hipster fashion types, there's like a hip hop kind of vibe to it. There's like just like cool, like very, very cool people. Just not the place that you would ever expect the cast of Real Housewives of New York to ever show up. Yeah, there's a DJ who's already wearing a face mask. Yeah, so that's a trendsetter. Yeah, I really was.

He was. This was December, yeah. Blame Leah. She made COVID trendy, okay. She really did. So really caught me up. So, Lee is like, I'm really nervous about Remoman, Durrinda, well basically all the women coming here, you know, because like my other friends are in the fashion street where community and, you know what, I know what I'm going to get,

but these women, I mean, they might want caviar with some shit. I'm like, Lee, give these women some credit. They can get down and it's like, cut to Durrinda walking in with like a fur coat on, like a designer dress, like, give these women some credit. They can get down and it's like cut to Durrindo walking in with like a fur coat on. Like a designer dress, like, all right, I thought I was going to past these, but it looks like I'm going down to the subway,

but the subway is full of people. Yeah, it's a dent in hip-hop thing where people look like they're pajamas. Look at this pajamas. Hey, what are they going for? Workout class and they're going to the robics because that's how they dress. This is the party, people, come on. Look at this but James hey what are they going for a workout class? Are they going to the robics because that's how they address this is the party people come on So she comes up to Leah and Sarah and says hi, I'm sick. I guess I missed a dress code

This is why I can't live down town You can dress that you sweat when you leave the house where I come from Yeah, you know what hey, Rob, you know what? You may think that leads to gangster one, but I may dress like this, but I'm the gangster one. I'm the gangster one. Hey everyone, hey everyone. All right, lady from the up to the side. I'm the gangster one.

I am, everyone's like, mm. I'm still so disappointed every time I see Obia's clothes, and they're not just out of Michelle Wattzer Bence's closet from the movie married to the mob because Michelle driver that is married to the mob. Yes, matured truthfully. Yes And this was 15 years ago. So that was really that really was cropping at 15 years ago Yeah, it really really was so So Durinda so Elise shows up was. So, Dorenda, so Elise shows up. Hi. And Dorenda is like, oh, you know what, you're actually fitting me strangely enough. You sort of like off putting in strange and clashing

and all we really want to look at you. Sort of like everyone else here, right? You fit in any rare Elise. Look at you, just like, you got the brick on a wall. Look at me. I look like I come from an office. I'm caring for human resources. That's who I am. So then Elise goes, is there a coach check? Is there a coach check? Everyone's like, wrong party Elise. Yeah, Elise is like, well, Vremont tried to call me,

who I haven't heard from in weeks. She's like, well, I don't think she thinks you're French anymore right now. Okay, well then why do you think she would call me? Would she call in because she wants to be friends again? Do you think she wants to be friends? Do you think that she wants to hang out? Why would she call me?

I think you're something happened. And then it turned. And she just doesn't trust you anymore, okay, honey. And Leo's like well I would never tell Ramona who to invite and not to invite so why would she tell me I can't invite you like that's fucked up Ramona I agree and to show that I'm gonna stand right over here and just stare at something okay

Don't mind me. I'm just be staring off into the space, okay? So bunny and Leo's mom comes in and in hugs and just tells everyone high-dolling don't mind me I'm just be staring off into the space okay so bunny Elias mom comes in and in hugs and just tells everyone hi darling hi darling hi darling oh sorry I was still in my least trans I was in my least trans I hadn't snapped out of it yeah you're still staring around dreaming of a coach check and it probably will call you back a real friend would have a coach check. So, so,

to render these bunnies, like, yeah, he is mommy's like, my mom, I'm like, my mom. I mean, they're like both go to church, you know? They're like, you know, and they love us for who we are,

and they just let us be, except for Leo's mom, who gets mad at her all the time. That's it. But do like my mom, like my mom. Yeah, maybe they can go to church together. Maybe they can get him, but she does

one of those hair-mushing things where you don't know what she's doing, but she's really dedicated. He had a chance to get away. Yeah, Bunnies looking around like, wow, what a place. I mean, maybe not as nice as a community center in the Hudson Valley, but this is lovely. I would rather be coming to a college graduation Valley but this is lovely. I would rather be

coming to a college graduation but this will do. So Lou Ann shows up and like a crazy fur and just confidently down the street, down the stairs looking around like everyone's there for hello boys. Hi I'm here. Is this the stage entrance? Is it no? Okay? So she what she enters in and They're the hell you in. He's funny. We're the only ones that you have to have fun. He's really funny Hey, you better back it up. All right. I see what you're seeing you look to me in my face. Okay I see what you're saying. Hey, you know what you're the one who got arrested you're the one who got arrested It's like uh-huh. Whoa

Emily is like what the hell about me. I got dressed up. I'm different to us. I told you know what I said I said all these people need to go home and get dressed I'm like it's straight where like me look at me. I'm dressed like five different hamsters at once Yeah, true where which as we all know is where you find fur in the street from dead animals and you sew it together and wear it to a hip-potter where people are real Carcass recycling and my rifles and Carcass recycling and marapples and Lee goes well some of these sweatshirts are over a two-ground okay I'm ready to just say so that gets overpriced Send the land just like should I take off my coat and so she starts to remove her her fur really slowly like All right, okay. Well now that I've taken off my coat. Well, is there a coach check? Is there a coach check?

And then there Leo's like, I just throw it on a couch and she's like Like she gets this look on her face like how dare you how dare you so wasn't in my rider And Durinda's like, yeah, don't do that. Lee Wayne. Don't do it, okay? You're just gonna have very hot arms tonight. Just carry with you. And then Sonya comes down to stairs. She's like, this place is wild. And she grabs onto the stair rail to help her down. She's grabbing onto it, just looking around and all the guys.

And there was a guy, there's a hipster dude, just right by the staircase, drinking a cocktail. He's in a hoodie and a jack and he's just like chill sitting there and she just walks right up to him and goes, don't be scared, I don't buy and just goes right on by. I was like this is one of Sony's best entrances of all time. Hot guys, it's hot guys everywhere. She's like jumping around to all groups of guys, can I get it so hot. She just dives in even though there were tattoos present She's like hot guys I'm not getting by the parts of hot guys. I think she only disapproves of tattoos on women

Another upper east side double standard guy, so she goes to one of the guys She's like, well, I never get invited to parties with hot guys. I'm an uptown bitch. What do you see a grandma, right? And he's like, yeah. She's like, hmm. This is amazing so many hot guys. I'm into grandma role play. I can do it. I can do it. And they're all over 20. For I don't know 24 I'd say. I would say that Tinsley wasn't still around because I would have loved to see her walk in in like a little princess dress like,

I'm here. Yeah. So Ramona's, Ramona's there now in her peep-resistant rose gold pants. And she tells us, you what? Tonight, I'm not engaging in any bullshit, okay? You know what? I'm at the point in my life where I surround myself with people I enjoy and to enjoy

me, okay? Do I have to pay them? I don't go. Sometimes, okay? It's like Coco, I bought her, or the Russian, who teaches me swimming with doodles, okay? Just gonna surround myself with positivity and my best friend slash daughter, Avery, okay? So Leah introduces Ramona to Bunny her mom and it's like, you know what? Oh, you know, this is crazy, okay? First of all, okay, first of all, I thought you're gonna cast a spell on me. I'm so glad you didn't, okay?

Unless it was a spell for you, which I don't really even need because I'm already ageless, okay? But you know what? I feel like Leah is my daughter too. Sometimes I get so frustrated with her, okay? You know what I tell her? I say I expect better of her and I tell her she should communicate with you because I love you And because you have a mother and you should not be texting the mother. She goes to see her, okay? And then she just walks away What the fuck was that? So Elise comes up Right before Ramona walks away and then Ramona just ignores her and leaves and Elise is like what you can't acknowledge that I'm

Standing here Ramona and Lee is like go get her go follower Ramona literally says I don't even know who you are Herimona literally says, I don't. We trust you are an evil duplicitous Nauticistic nefarious Superfish Romana And Ramona's like oh god She's just like you're evil. She goes oh, I mean Well Ramona and the Ramona just leaves

Yeah, she just yeah, she just yeah, Ramona just is like I'm not giving Elise a scene I'm not allowing it to happen which is a shame because I really would have liked to have seen Ramona make an ass of herself at that party because Maybe for the best it probably was for the best shoes probably you know like 30 seconds away from saying some real problematic shit But you know, I think we live for these cringe-worthy. Yeah, Ramona. So Ramona left and like totally I mean, I think Ramona can see this for what it is. This is basically Elise's audition for a Apple, you know And so she's like not gonna give her that audition space so she leaves And literally auditioning for an apple farm. Hi, I'm Elise and I'm here from McClintock Farms. Our side is the best and if you come

at the right time of the year, there's also Donuts. So come join us. Look, I'm Elise with an apple. I can even make the worm fall asleep. Look at that dangling out of there. I'm Elise. So anyway, there's a waiting to see if there's a coat check. I have a bad pull for. Big news, girls. You're looking at the new face from Eclinthic Watchards. Thank you. So Leah tries to chase Romona out, but Romona won't listen to her either. And Leah's like, whatever, she probably just wants to some other upper east side fucking

club to pick up dudes, which is exactly where she went. Yeah. And as Ramona leaves the club, she like walks out and there's like a bunch of dormant out there and she's, can you get my car? They're not all. Wow, I keep believe that all these servants out here. Look, one of them get my car. Yeah, but you can see that like a producer, they must have cut out the producer being like, Ramona, you can't leave. From remote. Come on now because they show her walking off. She goes, I don't give a fuck, right? Right? Ha, ha, ha.

So then we go back down to the party. And now Elise has the chiroin that says Ramona's ex-friend. She's, I am so done with her. I'm so done. You know, I never thought I could resent Ramona. We'll be as angry with her as I am now And I don't even know where to go from here. I guess it's back to the search for a cook check I mean who has stood up for Ramona as much as me and we're gonna say I told you I told you

I bet you had stock almost syndrome. All right, she got the stock house Stock stock and brown and shiden for it. That's what you got the shiden, fried and huck and house Yeah, you got the stock and house, fried and shrew and syndrome So then Elise is like I'm free Yeah, and they're like laylilooed no one cares and then some balloons start to pop and the way I'm like I love this party. Popping balloons. So then Sonia is talking to a guy on the dance floor and she's like, I had to kill her

last night. He's like, I had Captain Morgan last night. Oh, you had Captain Morgan last night? Well, you're with Lady Morgan tonight. And I also have a pirate ship too, so you want to hop on board? So, um, yeah, so Sonya is having like the time of her life. She's like, I love your friends so much more than my friends. Okay, I mean, John, John, and Madonna never had anything on Captain Morgan guy over there never never

So Luana and to Rinda and Alisa are all talking and Luana's like oh no, sorry Yeah, sorry I got lost in my nose so Leo's like Luana is like I wrote one name down wrong and now my heads are about to explode. Do you see me over here struggling? I'm like what am I even doing here? Okay, let me start this over. So Louanne is talking to Drinta and she's like, well, here's mother. I didn't expect that.

Could you see, I mean, what is she, mother earth? Hello Quaker of Skrinola man. I mean, she's like a walking granola bar, which I would never touch by the way. I mean, she looks like the goddess Luna. Has a Luna Luna bar if you know what I'm saying wow Did you see you know you see she's granola and you're like yeah Leo what's all of this time you scrub it off your Mothers here. She goes well you know kids they very rebel. I never rebelled. Yeah, I didn't either. I never rebel. I never rebel, but then again, I never had a mother

who was so goddamn granola, am I right? Check her out over there, okay, Kudos bar. I never had my mother. I never had a mother made out of carbs. So I didn't really have much to rebel against, did I girl? Oh, look, look at bunny. She has like three chocolate chips in her. I guess that makes her kind of exciting.

Oh nice try, granola bar. I mean, Bunny, to be named after the fur I'm wearing. I think that's such a granola thing to do. Well, last time I checked, you don't live in a roundhouse. Just bring that one back just for the fun, Vitt. It's time for commercial. It's time for... Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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So Leah gives a thank you speech. She's like, oh my god I would like to thank the police that knocked my teeth out to get me the money to start this business so many years ago Thank you Yeah, she's like I have to thank everyone here who helped me and the way I go We're ready to receive the thanks So yeah, it's a lot of talk about well if it weren't for Brown I went to my brand and this brand wouldn't be here without the brands and like I'm just happy about my brand and I need to give a big thank you to Sarah who was talking to her therapist who said why don't you have any stocks in that brand so I'm happy to tell her I'm giving her 15% of my brand

tonight and that's very unbrand for this brand. There you go Sarah. And then her mom gives a speech and she's like my husband is in feeling well-dolling but with very proud of you I've never seen anyone work so hard. This kid was reading folk at eight years old I'd never Louder granola louder Yeah, if she asked my opinion about starting a business. I would have said get a job Leah

See get a job stop starting schools on fire and just get a job good job Good job, good job. She didn't really do that. She didn't really do that. She didn't really do that. Not yet, whoever that is. So, so then, yeah, so Leo's like loving that this is a moment where she's got her mom's approval at long last, and then Derinda makes a toast. I guess they're just off with the girls.

And Derinda's like, here's Telia, a badass bitch. She's a great mom, a great new friend, and has a mother who's surprisingly granola, am I right? And like, hello granola, hello granola. So then the party, we're done with the party, right? Yeah. So then we go to Luan in a restaurant, talking to Ramon on FaceTime. And Ramon is like, whoa, so then we go to Luan in a restaurant Talking to remote on FaceTime and remote is like whoa you what gonna put on my sweat it because I'm decorating it just my

So I have enough of my bra and procedure on the camera right now national television All right Ramona, so why would you leave the party that was ridiculous? TELVETS! DO I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH talk with Bunny who is wonderful, you know? And the man goes, well, she's rather granola looking, right? Right. And that's not us joking, that is Leuand saying that again. Just waiting for someone to, yes, add me on this one, huh? I know, she's just waiting for someone to jump on that granola bad right here, it's so funny. And Raman is like, whoa, you know what,

we had a very bonding time. Just, well, obviously you didn't bond with the Dr. Akun's bar, Elise. Basically, like she just walked over to me all of a sudden, she's very aggressive, okay, then she grabbed my arm, okay? I am not gonna stand there with Elise or negative energy, which is what I call downtown, okay? You know what, stand there with Elise or negative energy, which is what I call downtown guy

You know what don't with Elise she's very manipulative and it doesn't feel good anymore when I'm not the one doing it Okay, sorry, sorry So Manipulitive Manipulitive, she's manipulative anyway. She's manipulant. I know you have a meeting So I'm gonna hang up my phone my phone will will be hung up, so don't worry about me. Hang up my phone right now and enjoy your meeting. Well, thank God Ramona's hung up.

I'm meeting with the book lady today because I've just done so much in my life. I mean, divorces, therapy, rehab, being arrested. But actually, right, it's down to as the whole thing I'll tell you who hasn't been how hasn't gone through that granola make granola face over there am I right my right I mean the biggest shock that's happened in granola's life is when somebody crumbled her up and then they poured milk over and called her cereal am I right speaking of, here comes my ghost rider. Hi Cheryl! And Cheryl's like, hi, Lui-Anne.

She's like, hi Cheryl, you know there's just so much story here. Many people think I come from a privileged lifestyle. Me, the lady in a tri-colored bunny fur jacket from Asma. People just have the wrong conception about me. And Cheryl's like like I know I mean the fact that boys would say to you that you were just so so so pretty despite being chubby I'm like whoa yeah so I mean that was torture torture being so pretty but also being a little bit chubby wow yes we can write five chapters on that one

chubby and taller and you shopped at paylests. She's like, oh my god, just send me back down the river already. All right, Cheryl, we're on TV. Let's not spoil at all. We don't even have to, we don't have to include the paylests part in the book, okay? I don't want to spoil three entire chapters of my book, all right? Cheryl.

Oh, yes. And so now she starts talking about her dad and everything. We have literally go I mean payless and polyester Life hasn't always been easy Cheryl We would wait in line at the red lobster buffet for hours and hours before we found out there was no buffet at red lobster It was just a tank. We were staring at a tank and my mom said I hope you enjoyed your visit to the aquarium We're going home that was chata even the lobsters were in polyester where I'm from To think you've ever seen a Cheryl

That was when I looked at that crab there on the plate on the ultimate fishermen's plate And I I saw that crab shell there and I said that crab shell is the perfect shape. I'm making it my hair Little did we know Bethany would be stealing that crab hair all those years later. All right cut the book Cheryl All right, let me tell you something deeply deeply personal about my father He was the river that runs through my life, and he was a man who I Love deeply and mist terribly and are you still on the phone Ramona? I love deeply and misturably and are you still on the phone Ramona? I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. I don't know how to hang up a phone with new technology. I'm just trying clothes on, okay?

I can't figure it out. I'm not even listening, just hanging. Just hanging. She literally says, doesn't Ramona? Ramodest just eats drop again on this conversation. Just like what? But then what's Luana's problem? Because she's like, Ramona, you're still listening. Can you hang up? Ramona, if you can't figure it out, just power off your phone. And she's like, okay, turn off my phone right now.

And then Luana just sets her phone back down. Like, why can't you press the stop? I can't. I can't because I'm gonna be auditioning for speed 45 Where if you hang up your phone in the middle of a story a bus explodes Smethod acting I love that remodeled before chance was dwind you're an inspiration for everyone. Okay. Oh, thank you My fans love me So Cheryl's like well you described sitting in the jail cell and the first moment

You know you really connected with your dad because you could understand for the first time what he went through She's like oh, yes, well he had 10 years of craziness as a drinker He would get in trouble get arrested polyester pay less shackles you had shackles one time polyester shackles And as I'm sitting there in my jail in less Palm Beach West Palm Beach not even a real Palm Beach I'm just sitting there below me getting thrown at my head from every ankle angle I do look out at my ankle and I see that shack and I say I understand the pain of my father who had to eat a baloney sandwich once. This was terrible. So she tells us about her father. He struggled with alcohol a lot and went to AA in the safest life and she's like, wow, and now I can really see what all that meant, you know? He's not here today.

But I'm still here. And so she's like, listen Cheryl, I had just soul search. I had to learn how to love myself again. I had to learn how to get my own Giovanni discount. So, ah, who called themselves my friends? Could stop torturing me about it every time I show up into a room. Now take this 45 pound photo album and go back to your tiny little apartment and write me some magic.

It's just like sure. A New York Times bestseller in the making and then you should, Lewand. So Lewand clutches her chest and goes, thank you, Sharon. Thank you. Thank you. Classic. So Doreet is Doreet, sorry. Thank you, thank you Classic so Dorit is Dorit sorry So Dorinda is at home and bed and her not cracker outfit again talking to her sister Melinda on the phone and Melinda's like hey

How you doing? Hey, well, you know, there's this fog. It's all around. I can't see anything It's so surreal. Hey look there's an alien on the window. It's crazy Anyway, it's so cozy in here, I like it a lot. You know why that happens, frog? Cause it's so hot outside! Yeah, hey, don't you have something to say to me, huh, Melinda? Happy birthday, sis!

Happy birthday! That's something to the fog. Yeah! I heard something through the fog. The Ram's face just pops up against the window through the fog. Happy birthday! It just like slides down slowly. So, during this, like, well, you know, my birthday party, it's gonna be filled with people that I know for years

Not just people that I met at CVS 15 minutes ago Yeah, but Ramona collects friends like some people collect leaves in front of your house Yeah, I'm just imagining Dorinda going around collecting leaves in the fall like hey this wins a red one Okay, I'm gonna keep this put them into bas basement. If Ramona is a leaf collector, you're a leaf blower So during this like you know what it's gonna be it's a wrecking Sandobal whatever it's called I just got rolling it to Russian sandball cuz I really like it Russian sandball Welcome happy birthday babushka dude have a parrugie

Welcome happy birthday, babooshka. Dude, I have a parrugie, dude. Oh, Putin, Putin. So she invited John to dinner and because John stopped by the church the other day and you know, you know, she's not gonna cut him out. I'm easy and better like this. Don't I seem to come? You gotta back off away from my window, you fag. You better back off, fag. I want to see my view. I'm coming, I'm not coming, aren't I seem to come? You got a backup away from my window, you fag. You bet it back off

fog. I want to see my view. I'm coming. I'm not coming, aren't I? Look, it's smart to dump the boyfriend. It's not smart to dump the guy with free dry cleaning and cooking. That's correct. Okay. You always got to always keep the dude who brings the dry cleaning and the coke. Okay. That's just a rule. I like the irony of the man who makes a profession off of removing stains is still somehow lingering around and Durrinda's life. I like that irony. So Durrinda's like, I love each family.

And you know what I tell him? You'll always have a place at night table, John. You'll always have a place at night table, John. You're always there for me. At night table, John. Yeah, yeah. So now Lou Ann's getting into an Uber with Sonya. Sonya, I'm wearing Sonya by Sonya Morgan because it turns out my last jacket that I was wearing wasn't even dead for.

Those were just a bunch of rabbits waiting to run away. And they, that's what they did. They ran away. I put on this outfit today by Sonia by Soros, Sonia Morgan 21, and I thought, Paul Yester. Reminds me of when I was tall and pretty, but underappreciated in my childhood and walking to pay less, and they said, you monster, you must model for us, and it was terrible. It was terrible.

Um, so she's like, well, what did you think of Lea's eye had a blast, despite granola? And so it's like those people, they were real, they were real people. And so you start talking about Ramona and a little bit. You know what? You know what? I like the real deal. Mmm. So, Sonja's like, what even happened with Ramona and Elise?

Because all I thought was screaming at arms flying. And Brinola, lots of Brinola flying everywhere, am I right? Well, she came in with Guns of Blazing. You know, and she did the same thing with those guns blazing to me in Mexico when she said said you well talked it to rent you will and I did or I did talk to drinda and I worked it out because I'm not a retreater I confront it heads on but once again Ramona just runs just runs run away run, run away, run away, run away and save your life. Thank you. So they get to this Russian piano bar in restaurant and I just thought why are you setting yourself up for this?

Why? Why would you take Luan to a piano bar on your birthday? I know. Are you crazy? I felt bad for the cameraman. That place looked like there was one free centimeter of floor space for anyone to walk around. I don't know how those cameras got that coverage of this. Yeah, there was a full restaurant too. They didn't even close it down for shooting. It was a full-ass restaurant. So Hannah was there during this daughter and we finally got the sequel to the last week's episode where Durinda was wearing like an Afghan blanket around her as her pants. Hannah is wearing the Afghan blanket as the top. Yeah.

There was a matching blazer. I was like, oh, that's fun. Two pieces. Yeah. Your mom stood you up and you don't even or your mom overshadowed you again. Hannah. We took to the Afghan blanket punch. Yeah. So Suny is like really excited because Lou is going to be drinking tonight and they got all these flavored vodkas and she's like, let's get this train going! Choo-choo! Is it Choo-choo? Is it Choo-choo? It sounds a little bit like I'm gassing.

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What I did appreciate though is that when we came back from Sonya doing her two two thing, you just hear Luann say, like a rash, like a rash. Like out of like no context whatsoever. So then Leah comes and Sony goes, oh, Leah, your party. It was so real. Real shiz thanks so you're having a drag queen party does that mean I have to bring a drag queen is this like bring your daughter to work day but drag queen style what's the deal no you just dress like one listen after I'm gonna drag queen bingo party I have a

weekly gay party and that's great but this is a fundraiser for drag queens, okay? Yeah, so then we see like an extremely heavy poor, which I'm like, oh, this is bad news for anyone who goes this place because that poor was insane. It was like, they just poured like half a bottle into a glass. And then in comes Colin Cowie, Colin Cowie and his fiancee Donnie. And his fiancee Donnie, hello.

And so he's like, well, tune in, do you really flapping up my feathers? Mm-hmm. T-Toot. And then Dorinda shows up and she sits, they basically all make their way over the table and she's sitting there and she starts going, yay, yay, yay.

And then everyone in restaurants starts clapping too, like no one then everyone, the restaurant starts clapping too. Like, no one seems to know what they're clapping about. Yeah! And when Durinda comes in, she's just telling everybody, Happy Birthday! Come on, happy birthday! Come on. Yeah.

I've never heard of that tradition, but I like it. I like it. Like, take that awkwardness off of your birthday. Just tell everyone else happy birthday. Yeah, it's everyone's birthday. So Ramona shows, and she's, whoa, I see a sexy back, Kai, because she sees Miranda from behind,

and then she sees Miranda, she comes around, and she's like, whoa, I see a sexy front and back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, am I looking in the mirror? Because that's the sexiest front back there, I've seen, okay. And Ramona's like, whoa, I can sit next, right next to John.

Thanks. And so she's like, well, I'm shocked to see John here, okay? Doesn't make sense. Like, he's the one who didn't want it's end. And now you just dink it in front of his face like a carrot. I mean, we all know that John won't need a carrot, but still, just seems rude, okay.

And then she's like, wow, one, one,. Oh my god one guy better looking to the next wow I'm like then again. I'm also starting with John. So it's not really hard to go up from there. Am I right? It's like a it's like a paint wheel. It's like a paint wheel at home deep. Oh guy So Leah is like oh so she goes to Leah. She's like You know what like really like your mom, okay? It was really so nice to meet an actual bunny guy You know she's much smarter than I thought I just thought she was gonna be the simple person And much work Rano the. Don't forget that part.

And then it cuts to like Ramona, just like fixing John's collar. She's like doing something to the buttons, just wow, I did it. Never thought I'd be able to deal with the buttons around your neck because there's a lot of tension with the fabric and the buttons on your neck, but I did it. I did it. New me positivity. Alright,. New me, positivity. All right, ding, ding, ding. Like, I'm gonna give a speech.

55 years old. Now listen, everyone in view at this table means so much to me. You laugh with me, you cry with me, you do my hair in crazy ways and put silver paint on my face. I'm looking at you, honey. All right.

Now look, the bed, I'm blessed to call you all my friends and the best present sits in front of me. Zelgen, you are, you're better back in the bits of you. Well, Dorenda, for your birthday, I got you a new gift. I got you a gift and that gift is a new nickname. I'm going to start calling you D for the rest of the episode for the first time ever. D, we love you so much. We love you so much D. Oh, she calls her D you never hear that. I've never heard it before

Yeah, she calls during the D and Sonia Sonia Rita. I mean, I've heard Sonia Rita, but I never hear D I never ever hear D but maybe I just noticed it a lot during the scene Yeah, she's like remember we're friends. Don't throw played it my head D Remember that I call you that during the scene. Yeah, just like remember, we're friends. Don't throw a plate at my head, Dee. Remember the one I call you that? Remember Dee? Dee, doesn't that express a certain sort of intimacy of friendship? Doesn't it do that, huh?

So food is served, and Ramona sees a plate of fish, because oh my god, where am I supposed to do it that guy? What do we do? I'm brushing my breast throughout. This is crazy, okay? I thought it was only gonna be potato. What am I supposed to do with the fish? Should I put a lemon on it?

Should I? Can't I? Should I put a lemon on the fish? What should I do with this? It's like salmon, Romona, fuck an egg. I know. And then you start squeezing the lemon. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's like trying to seduce everyone who's, isn't this sexy? Squeezzy of lemon, okay? And Sonia's showing something to Durand on her phone. And Durand is like, Sonia, look at all these apps, yeah, open your phone is thanks, Sonia, get it together, really with this phone and she starts like closing apps and stuff and the Wann sees them and she's like, what are you doing down there with a phone? Do not get on your phone Durand, talk to me, I mean remember in Mexico you said you knock it on phones I was looking on the phone. She says a million apps. You got grinders. She's got scruff

They're all open right now and winning her battery, okay? But you need to be off the phone to right now be off the phone be present remember when you said that in Mexico in Mexico stay off your phone and now what are you doing? I'm watching on the phone you in. Don't be misadicate with me. Don't be misadicate. I was watching on the phone. I was watching on the phone. And everyone was like, whoa, don't reach your voice.

You're right, okay? Don't reach your voice. Don't do it, surrender. She's yelling at me. You what? If she's a huge don't you, you're back, her? Bound up, okay? Sure, off your phone. That's what I'm saying. It's your party. Be off the phone. me you what if she is a huge don't you your back her bow to okay sure if you're phone that's what I'm saying it's your party be off the phone stay out of it stay

out of it okay stay out of it all right my phone she might bear okay and that's what I do it in it part is okay bring the chill guy chill right we have enough on our plates including salmon that we don't know how to eat all right well Denise so angry Denise There's so gaslighting during that trying to make it on her birthday They are because we're not like they can't believe that even on her own birthday Durinda can't get through without snapping it someone. I'm like well That's because the winds are with her when she was just helping out do it without snapping it someone. I'm like, well, that's because the wands are eye with her when she was just helping out Sonya's phones. And this

is the case where I will support Durinda. Durinda was doing nothing wrong. And you guys trying to throw Durinda under the bus and make her look stupid on her birthday. Yeah. And so the runnets also. So then a Ramona starts to appeal her case to Colin Cowie poor Colin Cowie. He deserves better this She's like, you know what? It's not healthy for to rend it. She just flips out. She goes on tie-wades She even says things like I hate Colin Cowie and everything he cooks I didn't I didn't like the milling cook for us over in the Berkshire's there I said it Colin. It's not my fault. You should be angry at her okay?

And he smartly just nods and serves himself food and doesn't say anything You know what I'm so proud of this You come talk about come sit talk your friend at her own birthday. And to Rinda's like, you know, I think we're only had nothing going on in her life. And that's why she fixed it on me. It's here. Yeah. All right, everyone, I just want to say something about to Rinda, my ex-girlfriend, to all my dear friends and loved ones.

I just have to say that I've been very fortunate and very blessed person to have Dyrinder so close to me all these years. And if anyone gets a stain on their shirts or blouses tonight, you all get $5 off at Madame Paula. Thank you so much. You're my family now you know what I say. You're my thing, Jen. You'll always have a seat at my cable. Jen, did I say that? Can I say it? Can I say it? You'll always have a seat at my table, family, okay?

To a lifetime of bonds, bail bonds, because I was in jail. I felt that paid! Oh! The memories are flooding back Cheryl. This is good stuff. Where are you Cheryl? Write this down. All right, have me a microphone. Hello, it's me. Luandela Seps. Rev your engines. Now, I'd like to tell a story of where I first metterinda we met honidance floor at a bar mitzvah the theme was star wars the look was chubaka and the vibe was very very dark hit a boys star wars in the bar mitzvah you're a man thank you it's like god wherever we are somehow Luan finds a microphone which is true and hilarious and Luan just goes off all night long She just keeps going and going and she isn't drunk by way. She is slurring and drunk

And at the end there during did I we just dance the night away and we've never lost our embrace that That might have sounded like an intro to a song, but since it's not, let's let me talk some more. We've been friends ever since that wonderful, wonderful bar mitzvah where I of course fell onto a menorah which was strange, I guess it was a bar mitzvah during Hanukkah. There was a lot of judeica around and the point is Dorenda helped me up and we embraced and there was that Instant connection, you know the sort of this connection you get from a star to a fan and you realize there's something more to it It was like that. You know, it's nice to know that Dorenda and I met each other at a time where we were both dating 13 year olds and Unfortunately Carol Radswell can't be here because boy with that pedophile be jealous

All right, I remember one time Durrindin I'll be once when ice skating in Rockefeller Plaza and on account of my prettiness and Tallness that plagued me on my life I was pretty much out of control and crash into what I later discovered was Jill Zaron doing a triple looks Another friendship is getting covered was Jill Zare in doing a triple looks. Another friendship is good. Happy birthday! So, so the way Ann is going on and on and on and now Ramona just stands up and she's like, okay, all right, done, okay, all right, let me do the test, let me do the test

because I'm not done yet. So, sit down, I'm not done. I'm not done. It's not a cap of ratio. Okay, you mean your piece that sit down Don't rush me. I tell Jane saying don't rush me sit down. I'm winding up as I say in the business with Five minutes until we wrap. Okay. Does that make you feel better? It's not making you feel better Everyone's like what is happening and Dorenda just cracks up in her interview She's like it never feels like just on cue. It's like hey, it's your brother Hey, it's your birthday. Happy birthday. She's like, when I'm probably just pops up all over the house, you know?

Just pops out of a cake. It's just some random person's birthday. Happy birthday. You're gonna get a car wash. I'm like, they're gonna be happy. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. And then we cut back and the man is still on the second line of the song. I'm even...

Like you're still only on the second song we had an interview. We had a whole interview segment still. Yeah. And during this like a little bit of vodka, a red room, ultimately with those girls from in my seat, they like each other. And little bit of even together've been together for so long. And wow, what a fucking shitty week to fire D'Aurinda. You monsters. Yeah, what a- This fell to the end.

You know that, right? This is not good for the show. Now we're gonna be doing another three years of drought with the show. I'm a little scared. I'm a little scared. I mean, look, Ramona, Luan, Sonia, they are great. Leah has been really strong to

a lease in icon, but I think that D'Arenda, I think this was a bad move by Bravo. I know she gets- I know she gets nasty. I know she gets nasty, but she's got a bad season. There's let her have a bad season. That's okay. She'll hate it. She's gonna hate someone else next season that's okay horrible move bad bad credit but it also just makes us wonder what goes on now for the rest of the sea or what is how bad is this reunion because then there must be really bad for her to get fired yeah I think I mean I saw the trailer for the reunion and Durinda does not seem like she's in a cheery place and I imagine it must have been so toxic that Brava was like this can't go on. We know we're gonna get pushback.

They are once been twice shy by that season four reunion. They do not want that to happen again. Yeah. Well, sad, but it makes me very excited to see the socially distanced reunion. I mean, it looks hilarious. They're all sitting like 10 feet apart from each other on different separate chairs in a huge semi-circle. It looks great. It's great, really, really good.

I'm so excited. Me too. Well, we have the season finale next week. And I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. Go check out Krapaz on demand. This episode we're here that we're doing. And to score bonus episodes, all that fun stuff. Wonderful weekend, and we'll talk to you all on Monday.

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