Watch What Crappens - RHONY: No More Dromedary

Episode Date: August 8, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40215302 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch for Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of The Real House, where is a kitchen island? It's a cartoon on YouTube and also of the Game Brain podcast. So if you like board games, go check out that podcast. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely Ronnie Karam of the Rose Prick's

Bachelor Rose podcast. What's up Ronnie? Did you like that? I found a new way to intro myself. I like that. You are off camera and then you suddenly appeared on camera No, I'm on it. This is crap and it's on demand. So if you want to not just listen to this recap but watch us see what we're wearing. See if Mueller shows up in the background you can look and

see all sorts of interesting details like look there's an air-conditioned event. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends and sign up on crap ends on demand. And of course you get access. When you do that, you get access to a bonus episode. This week, a bonus episode was about Padma Lakshmi, taste the nation, my good friend, Alie Wong, and I'm walking you San Francisco

and I'm asking, what is Chapsooy? What is it? What's chop sui? What the hell is chop sui? Am I right, everyone? Am I right? So that's literally the entire episode. So you get that.

And there's also our Discord server, which is like, it's, I'm like, so happy. There's so much chatter going on on there. So it's really, really cool. There's some really good gifts already that people were making in relation to this week's Real House of New York episode that people bring on Discord, okay?

And of course, we're talking about Real House as of New York today. Ronnie, how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you doing today, Ronnie? I'm doing good.

I've only eaten cucumber today, so I'm a little antsy. I'm Trying to not eat a lot. I'm to leave some of this COVID neck. And it's going badly. It's going very badly. I'm very addicted to food. It's all I think about and you said Padma and I was like, oh my god. What is topsy? I need to know I need my stomach to know yeah, so basically I'm dying but this episode Was amazing and yes, I left the whole time and then I made the mistake of sitting through to watch what happens live I mean Jesus, right then I was just aggravated and throwing things at the TV Reach your Q cards. Why it's so hard to read your Q cards? Yeah, I sort of like did like a fast breeze through of it because people have said it was worthwhile and

It was not. Stop telling us that and then we turned it on and it's that. Stop. Yeah, Watch Your Happens Live has actually never been rewarding for me. Like every time someone says you have to tune in, I think like maybe the Debra Winger episode, maybe just because she was so mean to Andy, but everything else is just like awkward, pauses, and strange interactions. And we have enough of that on our very own podcast. Thank you very much.

I'm kidding. We have to suffer through ourselves. Yeah, I mean, yes, it was fun to see, you know, Cindy Bar Shop make her triumphant return. I mean mean that's your triumphant return Cindy bar shop that's your 200th episode celebration. Cindy and Kristen. Well, it was worth it to find out that Cindy is no longer in quagg. She has now moved up to Southampton. So that that was nice to know. That was a little bit of an unresolved issue in my life. Yeah. So they had Cindy who's moved. They had, uh, Jill, hi. Jill, who still can't answer a fucking question to save her life.

He's like, so, Jill, what was your favorite part? Oh, you know, let me tell Yandy, it's all the fans. That's their favorite part. That's all they tell me. It's their favorite part, all the time. Okay, Yandy? You know, here's what I'm like, was that thing Louis and what was that thing we did what was it sharp oh my god so start with her then Kristen okay they ask

them all questions like let's see if you guys can pass a quiz from or Lee Lou Ann can pass this quiz and so they would give them questions nobody can answer the questions and nobody knew what the hell Christian was talking about, which is hilarious. I love that Lou Ann doesn't even pretend to remember Christian at all. Yeah, Kristen shows up. I mean, of course, looking just like stunning. I'm pretty. You know, that sort of waspie Cape Cod, looks she just shows up and she's in Los Angeles and I don't even remember what her question was her question was the wind I

Made Ramona mad the bird shares What did she accuse me of? Who are you to get me where? Okay? That's the answer right but the way I'm like hmm Who are who is this lady let's say the ChewQ's you have wasting space on our valuable franchise was that it was that it Kristen was this the one who cooked a little ramikin into a calzone is this the one who's husband was on that site with Jeffrey Epstein is that am I am

I'm mixing two things together I'm been crazy ask Kelly Ben Simone was on that site with Jeffrey Epstein. Am I mixing two things together? I'm been crazy. Ask Kelly Benzimone was on there. Just like, do you have any experience? Like at the camera like this, like, the man, of course I still run in the street. Yeah, she's like, okay, my question is, where did I go running that one time in New York? And then I was like, oh, whoa, I think it's obvious.

I mean, it was on the street in front of cars and taxis. Am I right, everyone? Ding, ding, ding, ding, goes the trolley behind Kelly Benson-Mohan, am I right? Oh, let's see. They brought the pirate on who looks adorable. He's so cute this guy, the French guy. And he's like, all right, I got one question for you,

Pyregan. Did you stick in and Lewin's booty? Tell me the truth. All right. And he was like, we, Andy, now I'm in Miami. And one time I talked to Lewin. I think she's very nice lady. And she got caught making a lie on the phone,

but it was not like because nothing ever happened with me in Lewin. It's like, OK, well, you're useless. But thanks for staying hot. The best part about him was that his because nothing ever happened with me in the rain. It's like okay, well you're useless, but thanks for staying hot. The best part about him was that his name is Tomas and Luan. Luan, the French speaking formerly married to a French count, kept on calling him Thomas. Well you know, Thomas, Thomas, you should really come up from Miami. It's not that far from New York. Am I right, Thomas?

We can speak French all day long and I'll say things like Bonjour Thomas Bonjour Thomas, you know, he was probably like East Thomas Even Andy was saying it right. Yeah, Andy's like why are you dressed like a pirate? Heather Thompson was also on And then she told us that um uh, um, he cuz Andy's like so do you still have that air conditioner that Ramona brought up She's like no she brought it with her and he was like what He was like so shocked And he kept Andy kept on raising his hands over his head to like a victory sure thing for everything

Cuz I think he wanted to show off his arms. He's like well coming up. It's Tomas hands over head Check out my boss hips, yeah! Which, I mean, listen, that's a gay man's right, what can I say, but I think I'm just projecting my real arms, those are some gay arms. I'm projecting my jealousy, okay, it's clear, I'm projecting my jealousy, that's all it is. I love waving my anti-arms all over the place,

I don't care, my underarms will hit the camera at some point today, I'm proud of it, I don't care, I earned those arms too, okay, there's a lot of Chinese food and dominoes that went into these guns. Yeah, I flop my hand. I'm more of like a hand flopper, which is why sometimes you hear occasional percussion like because that's me hitting my microphone arm. So, you know, it's always, you always know I'm getting excited when you hear my very own user generated ssss, I come from my coil here, this is a little spring. Um, yeah, so that was lovely.

That was a fun time. Um, so real househouse of New York, gosh, Ronnie, when you were saying, when you're talking about your cucumber day, it keeps the something away, I have to say that it must have been a struggle with that Mexican restaurants, you know, at at the end because did that food look amazing or what? Like did you just not want to just like dive in like Scrooge McDuck into all that? Not really because I didn't have any close-up on tortillas which is really all I'm there for. I'm there for the hardships of guacamole, the beans and the tortillas. That's it. So everything else is like you know weird stripped-out dead things on fire.

Also that Mexican food place really loved fire. Everything was on fire. And you have to wonder how many people were just harmed in the making of any food there, you know? It's a lot of scarred people. X-employed deck. Hey, did you used to work in that place up the street? I could tell by the Freddy Kruger face. Sorry, I didn't work out for you. You'll never get a job anywhere else. I wonder if it's an actually like really great restaurant or is it like going to the saddle ranch and I'm not ready to go to any of the other places. I'm sorry, I didn't work out for you. You'll never get a job anywhere else. I wonder if it's an actually like really great restaurant or is it like going to the saddle ranch in Los Angeles?

Because just judging by like the amount of gimmicks they had in terms of you know towers of Margarit design guys head and things like that and table side flames, I started to think like this is probably really fun but I'm sure everyone who lives in Cancun is like oh yeah, they went to the La Paria. Oh yeah, it's still tourists. Yeah, it's totally.

But maybe not. I don't know. You know, I don't read Zagatos too much. Kai? Zagatos. Okay. Zagatos in Cancunus. Sorry.

Anyhoo. Anyhoo. So, we're in Mexico. And you know, the mark of any great series is that the episode opens up with Ramona saying you know what? I'm not talking about the China is okay I'm not Scutting She's the song talking about my the China right?

Scutting so we're back in this fight and Ramona is just gone to her room and slam the door and then Sonia is telling Leah she's like, yeah, but you can't do that. You can't do that. She keeps lifting up her skirt to indicate that she's talking about when Leah supposedly lifted up her skirt. She's just because. You can't do that in front of people that you don't know, and who are married.

It says Sonia, who literally does that in front of people. Any sort of person, no qualification, married, unmarried nose, doesn't know human alive, I don't care. It's just funny, like you can do that in front of people you know that aren't married. I like that there are qualifications of when you can just like, you know, flash or badge. Also like literally 15 minutes before Sonia was buck naked in front of the person doing her hair. So like buck naked. Yeah, so Durinda's like She didn't do that and then Durinda just walks away just cuz You got you obviously can't hear it, but you just see her mouth go fat

And so I'm just protecting you. Did you do that? She's just pulling up her dress And Leo's like what left off my skirt so that everyone can see my body suit underneath like this And she picks off the calf tan and she's wearing a bathing suit. And she's like, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! There's like, Ramona needs to keep my vagina out of her mouth, okay? So now it's just like Luanne and Leah that are left at the CVJ experience with a bunch of like traumatized chefs. And Leah's just, you know, she's just saying, like, you know what, so, and then you say, like, shut her mouth, okay. Well, that's for sure. And I don't know what the hell she's drinking.

Let me just sniff this glass of purportedly rosé and coca-coca-coca, let me drink. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, it's disgusting. That was disgusting, remember that? It smells like, um, pop-y-taste it.

Mmm. Prison system. Oh! Oh, terrible. It smells like disgusting. Gusting Let me tell you Disgusting shackle and baloney let me take one more taste Was she snorting anything did anybody see your snort could you like it can be the first place you're doing something that's confirmed that let's see this sugar let me just know that to make sure all terrible that was a beachy up my nose uh... excuse me uh... waiter how do you say how do you say garçon and spanish uh... i have a scallop in my nostril thank you

so to be returned to read to return to Rita Rita returns and she's like I like I told you the bed finally all right Well, it's a quiet together should know I'm better and the one goes all right mom a D Mama D suddenly just shows up all Alright, let me tell you something. I am running this villa. This is my business. Okay, bring in the TVVCR combos. If you think you are going to get your hands on my skincare empire,

you got another thing coming. Macy, I'm about to swatch you. Lillian, I have to say, I appreciated how well you handled this situation with Drunk Sonya and I am finally finally gonna give you the keys to the villa Here you go, and there also comes with a complimentary $5 million a day. Good night So Doree goes to Amsterdam to Ramona who's doing like on really mad so I'm fake swiping through my phone Yeah, like swiping madly through her phone I don't know even how she got down there because last we saw she was like closing the door in her room and now all of a sudden Ramona is like lying on her side on

the shed's lounge and she's like giving herself her own glamour lighting from her phone just like I'm just sitting here okay just sitting here swiping like anyone just hi and so uh Dwindis like uh she's like are you okay she's like yeah I heard you screeching. I thought you were right. You were right. She's like, well, you know, what's so nice and mess, you know? Like, I don't know. I don't like it when she comes to dinner and she's like a mess. Like, we gotta stop. Well, she can't do that. She can't have dinner as a mess.

Remember when I was like, well, you've been a mess like that before. I was like, no, I haven't. You've been a mess like that. And I've always helped you. And I never called you up on it. I'm trying to have a discussion here and then I'm going to have a discussion here. And she's like, you know what?

Kirsten Mona, she tries to shot and void me every day. She is just like, she is, she's going to use that word wherever she can. That was like the one thing that we did, word of the day. It's hilarious. She tried to shut me off every time. Just at any time she can just like okay you know what I would like I would like a latte can I get the twirl size with some creamer and like maybe two pumps of the shadow for you that I like that. So Durinda then is like mad, so she starts doing crazy, Durinda thinks like pointing her finger

and then she sits down really angrily, but on the floor. Mm-hmm. On the ground. Yeah. And then Ramona is like taking this like moral stance with water. So you know what, I drink water

because I can't be a hundred girls anymore, okay? It's like crazy. You guys look crazy. Drink some water, drink some water, okay? And she's like the entire episode where she brandishes a bottle of water is a weapon She's like look me. Yeah, she's water shaming Yeah, so yeah Ramona's basically now saying how like if she says anything that that Duranda doesn't like that Duranda tries to deflect. She's full of shit. Okay? She's full of shit. Let's face it, okay?

And Dorenda's like, Keep being horrible right now. Oh man! Keep being horrible right now! And we're not just like, You know what? You're the one with the drinking problem, okay? You and Son,

you should both go to A-A. Is he? You know what? You know what? I came down here to talk to you nicely and that's what you do. Okay, you tell me to go to Shadon for a day Okay, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, I came down here to talk to you as a friend You should be ashamed. I'm gonna walk up the staircase and every two steps. I'm gonna turn around and point say you should be a Shame She gets all the way to the top and she's still like

I don't think she's ever climbed a staircase without stopping midway through to turn around and sad like one more thing Like she just can't do a staircase. I wonder how many times she's like stubbed her toe on a stair She can only do three stairs at a time And yeah, she's okay something else. I love Christmas. I love Christmas. Okay, three more stairs until next observation Everyone is just sitting down there with that face like Just giving that face so then to render returns to the ceviche station Yeah, and she goes up to the wind just she said go to AA and we're like to you And then we're like to you Hey, it's kind of my thing if you know what I'm saying say a

I mean I'm not talking about strangely any go hey look at me I'm not even drunk and Leo's got something but also kind of laughing And so Leo's like, you know, there's a really big difference between somebody sitting you down and saying look I care for you and you have a problem and problem. And then saying, you need AA. That's fucked up. Yeah, it's pretty harsh. And then they keep cutting back to Ramona, who's just on her chair and she just keeps tossing her hair. She's like flirting with her own picture on the film.

I'm like, whoa, oh my god, I just got to another level in Candy Crush. Toss my hair. Toss my hair. So Durinda is like, yeah, that's a low blow for someone that's a friend. That's a low blow. And Lueanne's like, yeah, I mean, and now I came up with a Halloween party. She said you were drunk. And I, I, I, I wonder if maybe this is where Dorenda misheard something, Lueanne said, I'm not sure. Yeah, because Lueanne was just saying, yeah, she keeps saying that this keeps coming up.

You know, she said it about the Halloween party, she said it about, and then Dorenda just cuts her off. She goes, yeah, drunk, that's what she said. And you don't say that to a friend and a woman. A friend or a woman. It's like that old movie with Richard Gale. We picks up the bottle of vodka and walks it out the factory in office over in a friend whatever it's called. I love an officer

and he's shouldn't Freud. I'm afraid to be a gentleman. Oh, I love that she's like bringing feminism into it now. Like you don't say that to a woman Yeah, then she and she goes and you know what Luanne you could be out of your mind And I still wouldn't say that to you Luanne. I still wouldn't say that to you. Okay, just watch in five minutes from now Watch I still will never say that to you. Well, I've already been to AA Yeah, and you've known me for 25 years Like you're stuck is on your cheek. Yeah, she goes no and then she tells us oh I'm not touching that one with a 10-foot pole Yeah, it's not turns she goes not tonight

Not tonight you're you're quite rosy. You're just you're you're warm in the inside right now So that's when there's like you know, I've been a good friend. I've been a good friend to him. I've been a good friend. Can I get any drink? Okay. That's not a joke. She orders another drink while she's declaring how she's not drunk.

So good. This is the Dorenda I love. You know, it's like she's being Dorenda without just being completely vile. You know, she's mad. She's crying. She's denying being drunk. This is the Dorenda I love. Okay, I'm glad know, she's mad, she's crying, she's denying being drunk. This is the Dorenda I love, okay? I'm glad to see you back here.

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Okay, I don't want to wind up like some of these other girls that were around, Lou? You know what? I'm drinking water. Water. Because some of the girls are not... Woot! Okay? I don't want to wind up like some of these other girls that were around, okay? I'm not going to mention names, but their names do rhyme with Dorenda and Sonia, okay? Well, you know, you can't talk to Dorenda about drinking. I mean, she said you told her to go to AA, it's just, well, you what? I think, shhh, Kai, she drinks too much. She's not drinking water, okay, she's not drinking water, okay, which I have water, okay.

It was a very simple mistake, okay? I wasn't telling her to go to Alcoholics Anonymous, I was telling her to go to AA, sign up for some bonus marks with American Airlines, okay? I'm sorbying and sorb, it's not my fault, you can't understand my references, trying to help her, okay? So she goes? I always wonder that when I go to AA to book travel tickets, like how many people just need help and they end up like booking a vacation to Hawaii instead. You know, because it's AA.com, you know, you're not helping American airlines.

Yeah, I mean, and truthfully, there is no worse place to turn to when you're at like an A-Dear than American Airlines. Like that, like it's one of, you know, you know, you hear those stories, like I was in a, I was in a, at the lowest point, the lowest of lows, and then I looked up and there was a bird on a sign and I thought, I want to fly someday, and then I just had to turn my life around. If you were like at a naidier and then you go to American Airlines, you're just gonna, the plunge will just keep on happening. Like there's nothing that ever could come out of American Airlines.

That's just how much I have to pay for a little leg room. That's the last room can. Oh, American Airlines. They're like, you know what? Just for you to make your experience better, we've decided to remove three inches of legroom and in return give you three more dollars of fees. That's just the service we give to you. Yeah, God, we're triggered now.

Yeah, we really are. So, yeah, so then Ramona's like, you know what? I don't know if Duranda has a problem, but you know what? Quit name calling and saying so and you have a problem. You've got a problem yourself Guy yeah, and the ones like well, I mean Ramona you're out every freaking nice. I have what okay? I thought why are what I saw everything you all know we have what I can't be drunk two things that don't work well together

Okay, yeah, I don't know. I'm notitting you. God knows I wouldn't want to do that. It'd be like a sort of baby and a diaper that shits everywhere while I'm just trying to get on the phone with Tommy too, am I right? So then back with Jorinda and Leah, Jorinda's like, I can't believe she attacked me like that. I think she had my feelings. She's trying to cry, but she's not really,

so she just covers her face. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. And Ramona's is like you what? Sorry, okay? She has it. That's it. She has it Like alcoholism. I guess she means I guess so I mean that well because she also said it right before that she goes I mean you know what she always has her martinis. That's what she's always got a nap all the time Okay, which is like I mean And now we said it so So Ramona's like, you know what, I'm sorry, she's a drinking problem, okay? I'm sorry, she has one, okay? She has one, she does. Sorry. Sonia, she has a problem too, and via problem two, okay? Everyone is an alcoholic,

because they don't understand water, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Alcoholics around. In case you don't understand some water, water, I've got water, okay? So the man's like, well, I mean, then you talked about how the other ones on medication. Everyone's like, well, you know what? I think she drinks with it, and that's why she acts a little bit. Okay, little nutty.

Little nutty. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Leah McSweeney's got nuts, Ramona don't. So Ramona's like, she's like, you know what? And to Rindy, she plays whole year than thou, and doesn't even, like, she doesn't like to put any light on her face, okay? Like, I know I'm not perfect, okay?

I admit it, I admit it, okay? You know what, she's bitter and angry, but at least I can put light on my face and know what you find, nothing, because I'm, ish-us, okay? Ish-us, nothing on my face. So she's like, you know what, I know I have things and I'm working on them, okay? And she's like, Asia's nothing in my face. So she's like, you know what? I know I have things and I'm working on them, okay?

And she's like, she's so angry and better. Look, where does the bitter come from? Okay, where does the bitter come from? And the man's like, well, she's got some angry issues, but we've all got fucking issues, right? Just, no. You know what, Liu, you and I are the only normal ones in this group, Kai.

It's like like excuse me. How long it was just like a couple of months ago, you were up Luann's ass and accusing her of being a drug addict and everything else on TV. Like stop pretending that you have the highest regard for Luann. No, it's always like whoever is closest to an ally at the moment is the one who gets elevated

and everyone's eyes. Yeah. So Luann's like, when I think of Ramona, normal is not the first thing that comes to mind. Am I right? Bad, right that down. We're putting that in the show.

Fuck Mary Kiel, that was a good line. That's what we call comedy in the Cabaret world. I'm going to bed, see you in the morning. So she leaves and then Leigh Ann DeRinde is still talking up there. And DeRinde is just still trying to crybbling her head and her earrings are going everywhere And they was like, you know, I just want to have fun and enjoy the trip She's like, you ain't me fate! She's gonna church me! I love you, babe!

Said Lueh and he was back while Dorenda sorta choked up and the way I started hugging Dorinda, she's, well, it's been a long day, a long, long day. I don't give a shit a long day. It's not been a long day. Stop. It's been a pretty short day. Okay, stop it. Stop it.

Stop trying to make it right. And LeWand's like, well, I'm not trying to make it all right. I'm just trying to make this moment all right. Just, but as she say, what did she wait, what did she say? You're hearing scorned crazy and the way I'm like, well, you know, she's judging you on your drinking and you're fear drugs. And to her, because judging me, you went to jail for your drinking. She doesn't judge you. Which was like, by the way, this is the origin of it. This is truly the origin, which is that Luanne never made any comment about she never made any judgey comment about to run this drinking

Now, Drain it just like drops that like she basically is like, um, why is she judging me? I'm not the one that went to jail for it. You should be judging Luanne, right? Just out of nowhere. Just the savage remark. Yeah, you had to jail for drinking. You was a jail on your drinking and then you drink on your probation and You're supposed to jail a game like a double time column you drunk bitch. Oh, no, uh, Roman. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. I Mean 15 minutes ago she was saying that you don't shame your friends and here she is Shaving me a cabaret star who ships, I'll tell you who I shame.

I shame those people who don't appreciate when a star needs her dressing room and doesn't don't leave her alone. That's why I shame. Am I right? Am I right? Anyone? No. Clip of 15 minutes ago.

The thing is you don't shame your friend and the woman. Okay. I'm in the cast back and the way I'm like, well, I'm in a house locked up with Durinda. All right, so I'm gonna make it nice. That's all I can really do. So she's like, you know what, Durinda? I cleaned up my act and I'm under control for the moment.

She's like, oh really? Well, I'm up, it's 6 AM every day. So that's a false pretense, all right? It's a false pretense. She's doing it. I'm gonna say, hey! No one can see you what they say. The early worm gets the shardin' for it, okay?

So then Durinda also goes, you know what? I don't have an act to clean up. Because when Luehans like, well, I cleaned up my, then I don't have an act to clean up. And as she's saying this, all this smoke from her vape is just coming through like every nostril on her mouth like her ears. It's just like I love talking about the idea of like, I don't have anything to clean up as you literally have like fumes coming out.

She's like, I didn't call it jail. I didn't break probation. And the way I was like, the renda, that's not very nice. Well really, then don't bring it up there. Why didn't you bring it up? Why didn't you bring it up? Luan literally did not bring it up. Like, literally, you brought it up because you felt like Ramona

should be judging Luan more than you. And now in your mind, Luan brought it up. Crazy. And Luan's like, well, don't kill the fucking messenger. She can't even have a conversation with this woman anything you say she deflects You know now I'm the one with a bra. Oh Yeah, really she's that moment ring light. I don't need this bitch to tell me where I am She doesn't have a semblance of my compass

What He doesn't have a semblance of my compass. What? Doesn't even make sense. Yes, bitch! Anybody out past 12 o'clock is either fucking or fang, and you know what I'm saying? Fucking and finding two words that begin with F. And you put them together in a sentence? They don't make sense, but they have the same letter. You think about that, okay? And I have like this, why are you even bringing it up?

Why are you saying fucking and finding? I don't know what that means why you bring it up oh my gim so then the next morning it's like okay the next morning yeah so Leo's in bed and she's face-timeing her sister and she's like oh my god I fucked up my next my next bright hand oh my god I've got lines because she basically looks like you know a birch tree down there Because she's got these lines across her neck because I guess she did like lowered her chin or something So she's like, oh, yeah, my my my spray tan and then Leah, I guess it's a durin to come in and they was like, um, do you remember what you said to Luan last night? And she's like, yeah, you always being judgey. She clearly brought up the fact that I, she said that I was getting drunk and then she

was talking about her jail time experiences. And I was like, why'd you bring up your jail time experiences? I thought we're moving past and she was like, no, shame me, shame me. I can't live without the shame. So please shame me. So I just did what she asked. Yeah, I remember it. She said Chris, she's like, but you said you went to jail.

She was, I was saying don't judge me. Because you know what? She was endorsing it. She was endorsing it, right? Me is like she wasn't the one judging you that Ramona wise. Okay. She was just a messenger She goes talk to that she didn't she was She's Dora's and she said Lord knows in the past you drink and she's no she didn't say that Yes, you know what she did. Okay, you know what's funny? I wasn't even drunk last night at all. I just had spritzes.

Spritzers have alcohol in them, by the way. They have... In fact, it's even like worse because when you drink alcohol that has like carbonation in it, you get drunk faster. Spritzes. It was drinking spritzes. There's no way I was that drunk because I only... listen, I drank five spritzes, but they you get drunk faster. You're spitting. It was drinking spits. There's no way I was that drunk. Cause I only, listen, I drank five spits, but they got, that's pretty much like just drinking celtzer and alcohol, but celtzer. So you know I wasn't drunk.

Yeah, and they're letting this turn into something about me. You better back it up. And so, so it is just obviously not gonna take any response to the body. Everyone's accusing each other of deflecting, which is hilarious. You know what they say? This is deflection. That's what they say. This deflection.

So, and then Leo's like, you know what? I actually like don't want to talk about AA on this trip because I actually went. So, I just don't want to talk about it. Okay. So then, Suny and Ramona, Suny was picking up stuff on her floor and like trying to keep her shoes away from Ramona's back. So, Ramona doesn't sell my shoes And Remona comes and it's like well gorgeous day to do day to gorgeous nearly gorgeous

gorgeous Everybody which is gonna say 20 times throughout the rest of the year. It's a beautiful day. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you too, okay So Sonia's like she's like well Remona guess what so I was looking at these pills I was taking yeah So these pills it's a water pill if you throw a water pill or a pain killer. I can't tell anyway Cody and that's in water right well it says if you have these you get drunk and sell in this syndrome So there you go. I've got drunk and selling as I thought I bet you could you get the fuck a drunken seller Totally different What I don't care what kind of pill you take the sleeping pill and anxiety pill heroin pill a crackle cocaine pill

Okay, you know what drinking makes drug pills a lot worse guy You know you should drink with your pill? Water, Kai? Drink water. And it's even called a water pill. It's basically asking for water, Kai. So the son is like, wow, no blender. Water pills, your Rika. I just couldn't figure out what was going on. I mean, that's the diuretic. Hello! Like you're right. You're in alcoholic as well, okay? I'm not in your friend group. So I'm allowed to say it. You're in alcoholic as well, okay? I'm not in your friend group, so I'm allowed to say it. You're all on course.

Okay. So, Monica's... So, last night, because you had the effects of the water pill, the zanick, the heroin, or whatever else you were taking, you know you had the most beautiful conversation about Leah, what we talked about, what a little sludge she is, and then I said to you, let's not bring it up. And then, okay, at dinner, you brought it up and the wind continued it and it got uncomfortable. Okay, so I was like, oops, sorry.

So yeah, so you know what, I decided I'm not mad at her. Yeah, you're not mad at her because she's not gonna take your shit and now you're afraid. Okay, so this is typical Ramona. If you stand up to Ramona, she comes back the next day like, well, if you can't beat him, just hook him. Try and make them not attack you. So she's gonna be nice. And then she has a new enemy with Zerinda. She realizes that if she's gonna fight the D'Aurinda war, she's gonna need Leah on her side.

Right. So Sun you're like, what you didn't even say anything to her. You just didn't talk to her because you were mad at her. So then we go down to the gym and Luanne's jogging and Lear comes into box and everything and She was saying how Like how Luanne was was defending D'Rinda but it was and how it all turned into Just saying how the whole situation became about Ramona and then Luanne's like well, it was about Ramona until it was about me I mean, I'm used to the spotlight. I mean, how many times I'll remind you, cover a star, stay at spotlight, it all sort of goes together,

but now it became about me, me, just an innocent person on a treadmill, looking great for her age. I mean, what are you, what are you wearing to write a camel? What are you gonna wear? You need a hat to write a camel, all right? I mean, the last time I was in the desert, we all remember what happened then

am I right? Hit a camel, boys. So then Leah goes into the kitchen, a sony and Ramona are getting food cooked for them by the chefs, and while I was like, well, look at you two, fresh is a daisy like nothing happened. I was like, take a picture, take our picture. And run it just keeps going,

it's a new day, it's a new day, okay, it's a la Should I say it? Should I say it? They're like yeah, it's it's it's you know, not French omelettes. Oh damn it How do you say france is in Spanish? We're in Mexico. We have to have rebels a la rancheros The chef is like die. Please die It's a new day, guy. I'm gonna take the aside and then I go, just let it go Ramona. I'm like, I am, let it go.

It's gone, guy. Yeah, and so, and now they're talking about now Durrinda's the new issue and she's telling Ramona about like everything that Durrinda said, you know, last night and she's like, she started everything that Durinda said last night. And she's like, she started calling me out. Me, she says, you're the one who went to jail. I'm like, you're damn right.

I was the one who went to jail. I was the one who was in shackles. I was the one who had a balloon in sandwich thrown at my head. And a mustard packet came out of large itself in my throat. I nearly died. I nearly died. And she made light of that. And then Ramona's like, oh, I'm crying now, okay?

I'm crying because I looked up anger management problems and used what it says. It says anger management when you meet the remote of the no reason. Guy, she's got it, she's got it, that's what she's got. And then we see a montage of Dorenda just being so nasty and it's not even like over the years. It's from like the last five episodes you're drunk you're a whore no one likes you you're in drugs you can't sing for life your head looks like it should be your ass cuz you're ass of your head cow in turkey based it you like a spotted window Everyone wants to look at you. All right. Yeah. Uh, I remember I was like, how do you even get a, how does she always get a free pass?

I mean, she always gets so vicious. I'm like, Ramona, you have been living on a free passes for 10 years with this show. Yeah. And then Leo's like, oh, there's food. All right, I'm on some egg whites in cilantro, but I'll have that separately. All right.

What kind of order is that? I just want to say. I just want to say. Remember Carol, which is like, I'm going to, I would like to have three eggs and each egg on its own plate. Please, and another plate for bread. Thank you.

Yeah, it wasn't she like, I'd like one heart-boiled egg, one scrambled egg, and one sunny side up. None of them touching each other, please. If you'd like, I can sit on the counter and the kitchen, and show you just how I like it done. So then speaking of baby voice, Ramona goes over Leah, she's like, Leah, I want to see something to you.

And when you're ready, I would love to have a conversation with you, what on one? And I'm being very approachable right now, okay? I'm being very very approachable. I'm just like, alright, let's go for it, I guess. Okay, you, what? What? I have very special.

Thank you, okay? I just hope you're higher. Okay, I think you're such a great person. And like, I just like, at my party, okay. I think you're such a great person. And like, I just like at my party, I just wanted you to be the viewer. Okay, and that's how it does my feelings. Guy. She's like trying so hard to be a baby.

Yes, yes. All I'm saying is that a very special place for you. It's a place I call slutty, 30-year-old women who don't know how to act properly and do what's special place. And I guess all the things I have expectations and I have standards and I just, you have so much potential and whenever you don't reach that potential and you fail to even get close to my expectations, I get sad, but that's my issue because I expect too much out of you and I should know I can't expect anything out of you because you did nothing in life Okay, it's my issue your failure and I shouldn't expect more that's my issue. It's more and I'm sorry

I'm sorry I mean it's a kaba. Failing aren't facts, okay? Because like I want to know what I did because you must be angry to bring up my mental house Because you what? angry to bring up my mental house because you were so okay make you uncomfortable I just want to go forward. So yeah but also when it comes to your friends and their perception of me like who gives this shit. I got in my own way. My own head I thought you were a sophisticated person and I see you're not that's not your fault that you're basically like a wild boar and a cocktail dress, that's my fault. For thinking you were someone who could socialize without a human being, it's my fault. It's like asking a fish to tap dance, okay?

You're wet, you can't expect you to keep your foot churned in your pants, okay? It's just not who you are, right? Yeah, you know it, sometimes I've got to remember that sometimes hookers are just going to be hookers, you can't save them all okay So Leo's like okay whatever And the Ramona gives us a classic you what sorry it's my head okay It's my head. I made a bull hell out of a mountain You know what I classically I took a bowl, you know what that's just the way the cookie stays together, you know?

So she's like all right. It's a new day. It's a new day. No use crying over milk that stays in the glass So then Durinda comes down for breakfast and Ramona still screaming. It's a new day It's a new day girls. It's a new day with Robin Roberts okay No, Durinda's like well, I had a good workout and Ramona's like, good for you. It's just, I'm trying Ramona. Alright. It's a battle. You know what? I think we all look gorgeous and I think we should all celebrate our beautiful new day bodies, okay?

Just what everybody, I'm not a drunken idiot. I was a drunken sailor because I took a water pill. Okay, so I learned my lesson. No longer order your pills from drunkensailorarex.com. Got it! Easy! You know what, Collier the Pilled? Collier the watermelon.

Anyway, I just want something to be happy and not have any more of these apples found, which I'm not going to cause drunkenness because I wouldn't do that to all women unless she's the prison. So the way and the way and comes in and whoa you smell very good you look very refreshing pretty you know what you look like you look like a new dad you look a new day that's face areas new day new day new day. So the way I'm like well Durendic can try and sweep it under the rug, but it's still not under the rug, not under the rug. And then they all agree that they're gonna have a fresh start,

and then Luan and Durenda just stare at each other and chew. Sorry. Yeah. Durenda's like, the wind doesn't want to bring up anything good, okay? Because today is all about being engaged in Mexico. Not you, Chinsley, not you okay engaged mentally okay. Chinsley. And this is so derivative too to be like today, can I have a pat that? It's about the beach, it's about camels, it's about lunch.

Can I have a pat yesterday? I don't even care about yet. Well yeah, but you're the one who did it. You're at the guilty party. You're not the one who gets to, it's like someone on death row being like, you know what, I forgive myself. That's what's important, Chad. I forgive myself. Like, you know what, let's just move on.

Let's just move on. Like, you know, you're the one who was like an asshole to me. So now they all get dressed up for their beach activities and they get into the van and so on and so on. And it's like, my stomach's all, you know what, already has acid in it. So now it's just gonna be sloshing around. Does that mean you'll be passing gas? No no no this is something else. I'll probably just be

shitting around you know it's a little different a little different experience. And during this like we're going to a really nice place we gotta dress up. Now what Sonya doesn't realize is we celebrate Sonyony a moikan sparte He's gonna be drinking dancing Laughter. It's like wow how thoughtful Just so it's like it's like going to a group dinner and then being like could you bring her a piece of cake because it's her birthday? Yeah Never been on the receiving end of that. So the way and goes so they they arrived at the beach with a bunch of camels And the way I'm like oh my gosh these are very

Large camels. I don't know if I'm turned on or petrified or turned on because I'm petrified am I right lady ladies am I right no no one? And he was like, ah god. I've got camel toe is what's happening to me and it hurts and then they do a close-up on a camel's toe Yeah, like finally we get to see it. Yeah, so I was like, you know what? I think I'm just gonna walk the camel. Okay, I'm gonna walk it I'm just gonna walk with the camel. It's like everyone get on the floor I'm gonna walk the dinosaur camel. I'm saying that's what I'm doing. Okay So then even sit date the camels or anything like I mean them to be sedated Give them water pills Drunken camels or anything like I mean them to be sedated Water pills

Drunken camel syndrome So um so the uh they uh they're the dorenda gets up on the camel actually here is a something this camel is Nothing compared to sort of be so written. You know, I'm saying and at least this camel is in trying to always take spots out of my clothes You know, I'm saying you know, I'm saying? And at least this camel is in trying to always take spots out of my clothes. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I've even dared a couple. So they get up and they're, you know, one of the camel starts going crazy. And we talk about Luan rising up on the camel because they say when you get on the camel saddle, you have to hold on. And then when the camel starts to stand up, you're supposed to lean back. It's sort of like a center of gravity thing and the way in is like, classically when

she should be on high alert because she's already had bad experiences with the camel. So she gets on the camel and then she's like, no let me just go here and check myself. Oh, down here, that's me. Be still on the sand. Oh, and she's like, and she is like, she's like oh Just watching her flop around with her ragdoll physics. Yeah, she's all the way back there So it wasn't her camel who will start to go in crazy. It was Sonia's right? Yeah, Sonia's it starts to well Sonia doesn't even want to get on the camels. She's like you know Camels and I just don't even go together. I mean I'm getting on this camel that doesn't it doesn't even seem to want to know me Doesn't even want to buy me a drink or give me a water pill or anything like that. I'm not you're not even happy about this

I'm just I'm nervous. I'm sweating please take me down. Please take me down. I'm nervous and sweating I'm nervous and sweating until you find a camel with a hedge fund not interested all right I dated Joe camel years ago, but then he got banned out of the other country Cheated on him with newport that was quite a story Until Virginia Slims came and still in the way for me. Yeah, so suddenly gets all mad and she gets off She's like I'm And then Lee is like I'm I'm not I'm not fucking around with this. I'm jumping off the camel jumping off the fucking camel Okay, yeah, that's insane

So she jumps off and she's like um camels or something like you do and do by not mexico I was like oh excuse me I know I'm like I don't know the I don't know how accurate that is or not I'm I don't know like would it would you there for stay on the camel and do by but not Mexico I don't understand a lot of problematic camel commentary it's all Mexico? I don't understand a lot of problematic camel commentary. It's all problematic. It's like I trust Dubai to do it, not Mexico. And I know that the world is a little too sensitive right now, but I'm calling out your problematic camel.

Camel shaming. Yes. Camel tourism shaming. Yes. Yeah. You can write a camel in Mexico just as easily as a camel in Dubai because a camel is a camel, okay? Yeah, yeah, so Leah's like, yeah, I'm all about getting out of situations before someone comes and helps me so

And during this like look at us we say that in the camel Lewin we say I'm funny because they're being camel snobby Yeah, it's like oh, yeah, I like your energy. I think I think I the two good camels. The ends are the ones that the feisty ones. We all know the end is the feisty part, right? And the way I was very proud of herself because, you know, this has been a journey several

years in the making, you know, because when she first got on, she was like, well, being back on the hump feels good. It feels very good. If you know what I mean, I'm like, well, being back on the hump feels good. Feels very good, if you know what I mean. I'm like, no, are you like masturbating on the camel hump? What's happening? Does that count on a face, Ronnie? She got back on the hump and lives to tell the story, boys. Durant because, yeah, you know what?

I thought about John, like when in in the morning when I'm on jam Please never come on camels again, okay? I'm very disturbed. We can we can wrap that's a wrap on camels So they head over to this like really nice cabana and They're like walking in because they have this beautiful sort of like a yurt But a cabana and they've got this beautiful table and they're gonna get all this food and there's waiters And the way on walks in and pulls a Heather to bro. I was like, oh, how are you? How are you? He's like my name's Peter So they sit and have some drinks and

Sunday goes wow Oh, Sunday's like watch out. They're gonna put you in the next movie. We'll never see you again Why were it because it was message in a bottle? Luan you're like a bond girl. You like a bond girl They should make you a bond girl, but then if you're in a movie, we'll never see you again between bot between James Bond and cabaret Yeah, and so they get bottles filled with beautiful ceviche. They're having a lot of ceviche on this trip a lot I'm actually pretty jealous. And so Luanne takes a little taste of the sauce and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

well that's all for me girls. Well, Dorenda and I sort of bonded about being the only ones left on the camels, so I think that now would be a really good time for me to approach her. I think we just get this conversation over with. It should go pretty easily, right? I think it should be good, right good time for me to approach her. I think we just get this conversation over with. It should go pretty easily, right? I think it should be good, right? So, let's go over to like a fan. Ender and it's like, well, about last night.

I hope it's done. She just will me too, because it's an old tale. Tell us all this time. Listen, I can answer the landsbury my whole way through this if you need me to. So, yeah, show up, Louie, right? Beauty, I'm the Savi-che. You can come back and start talking about drinking yourself. My whole way through this if you need me to Beauty and the ceviche You're gonna come back and start talking about drinking itself. Is that what you gonna do?

Drain is like ready to go Yeah, I think listen I like tonight. Let's forget it. It's forget it All right, let me tell you something you to come you can talk to me about my drinking You can't show me about my drinking when I was drinking was 15 spritz It's only 15 spritzes You're gonna comment me okay So I'm just trying to make you understand what happened yeah My And I remember you say you said drinking and she's no

I brought up that Ramona was upset about how the winch is well You made a comment in the past there in the past I drink Durinda in the past you did drink. What is the big fucking deal? No one who's not in alcoholic gets this offended over being called a lus. Okay. Exactly.

And that's like, and that was like always the issue. That was the issue in Colombia two years ago. And that's the issue now, which was that like, even if the man had made a comment, Dore Durinda's response is always just so much more vicious. It takes it to a place that it shouldn't be. And so, but in this case, Luan actually didn't even say anything. Like, literally said nothing, at least in Columbia, she said, oh, look, she's turning or whatever it was.

Here we go. But this time, Luan literally said nothing. And Durinda has fabricated this notion and she's like, I remember, I remember, I remember and so Luan's like, like, I didn't say any of this, I was just the messenger, you know what? I don't need you to be the messenger. She's like, well, you were standing there and I said I'm going to go talk to Ramona and then you said, what happened and I literally told you the story. Oh, okay, well that's your truth and now

here's my truth. I think very much for saying that. Here's my truth. And she's like, it was hurtful. Durin, don't you realize what you said? She goes, yeah, I said to myself. Alright, because you didn't go to jail. Because what you said was hurtful. It's like a luan didn't say anything. Why do you keep bringing that up? I mean you said it could have happened to anybody. Absolutely, but it specifically happened to you because you have bad judgment and you're a terrible person and you're a drunk. That's all.

That's all. She goes, alright, you don't bring up my drinking and I won't bring up yours. And they give up high five and Dorina still maps so she gets up and starts walking away. And she says, I should put you in everything She just walks away because she can't she can't take it like she's such a drunk that she's mad at herself for calling herself a drunk Because nobody else like literally nobody knows what else I've never seen somebody tiptoe around a drunk this much unless this one family exactly and this true Says bullshit because, like,

you don't talk about my drunkenness, I don't talk about yours. That's fine, but Luanne didn't talk about your drunkenness last night. She told you what Ramona said. That's it. So, like, what sort of truce is this? If you're literally gonna fabricate things

that Luanne said. And then, of course, this gives Luanne an opportunity to do her favorite thing, is to say, I support you, but I don't want to keep thinking back on those times. I mean, I've suffered enough. I've suffered enough. So, Ramona's like, you know what? I don't want to watch the Wien take a tiny bite of sauce anymore, okay?

Let's go have ventures. So, Ramona, go over to watch guys play volleyball, which... Yeah. This is not your typical men playing volleyball scene. Okay. This is not a bunch of extras from the Simpsons playing volleyball. Okay. I wouldn't be running over to play volleyball. These women are horny. So Luanne joins in. She goes, I love volleyball. I'm pretty good too. And then they just show her a hit in and like just goes right into the net.

And then it's just like this montage. And then of course, the the net and then just like this montage and then of course the the pester resistance is like the Luan hitting the ball into the net and bouncing back on her face. Oh Our fallen oh Let us zoom it was hilarious. She's just terrible hitting the net hitting the net getting hit in the face And she's just laughing the whole time and finally I'm going to dance and one of the guys goes you got him flustered and she's like It's the bikini boys And finally, I got into that. And one of the guys goes, you got him flustered and she's like, it's the bikini boys.

The bikini. And Ramona's off the side doing this little like shimmy. She's like, what? I'm the first dude in the day. What the first dude in the day? It's a new day. Beautiful day. Beautiful day.

Walking the camels. Drink water. So now it's dinner time. And Dorenda reminds us that she's a fucking saint and not a drunk at all She's like I'm so excited for the night. Okay, sometimes some you get lost in the background and guess what we Night Ramona see you and we never mode it out selfish bitch. Love you Okay, we're good people. I like we're all these selfish birds. So they're already, Luans wearing like crazy white bell bottoms, which is hilarious. And they hop in the car and they drive, and clearly Luan is not happy about like however long it's taken them to get to this restaurant, or maybe this restaurant is in like,

not the best part of town, because as they pull up, Luan Louang goes oh so this is the place we came all the way for We should be we should be in jeans for this for god's sake And then there's a little person serving all the shots. He's like He's so when he sacks up all the drinks on his head and so they all love him And Louang's like well he walks up to them with like a bottle of tequila on his head, you know I've been served tequila very strange places, but never off a man's head So then the way I start dancing with the waiter. Oh, congratulations. You're dancing with a cabaret star

How do you say cabaret star in Spanish? Is it cabaret star the universal term all languages say the same thing cabaret Cabaret star the universal term all languages say the same thing Cabaret So dancing and league us she's gonna skip them up like King Kong and take him home I mean this man is the same height as her pussy Don't see that her chubby pussy stop it Sonia has a she's like Sonia and Luana are ordering she's like do I want the lobster shrimp or flame in your own and when it goes all three Toad O toad O Means all right. I'm gonna make it cheese. She's Sonia. He Ramona clicks in the background. Oh, it's all right I just want to say 2020 is your year, Sonya.

Here's the good decisions, happy in this freedom and spend it a lot of time at home and hope we don't get a life threatening to be there. Oh my God, I need a large napkin. Do we have large napkins? Hello, I need a large napkin, okay. Sure, my name is of course, and like a C through Lays address,

like she cannot stop. And earlier in the episode, so she was wearing like little macrame shorts and he's like, What did I tell you, Ramon? And no more macrame, no more macrame, Ramona. I only wear stars of clothing that rhyme with the work, okay, okay, macrame, okay.

So, I'm sorry, that's just so so so stupid so and by the way I love that they're going to like this like sort of like a Mexican restaurant like I don't want to say it's not rustic what's the right word but basically like that's like a casual Mexican restaurant and she's wearing all white in like where the salsa and guacamole and like cheese and like anything can drip on your white dress and that's what Ramona wears. So then um then so then the waiter comes with his uh you got that stack of margaritas on his head which is like pretty cool and then I go wow that's a gift that's a gift almost almost like the gift of music am I right ladies am I right?

Like the gift of music. Am I right ladies? Am I right? Five are doing a cabaret show in Mexico. You have to do it It's like they count down on how long it's gonna take Luan to say this guy needs to be in her cabaret show Yeah, what and exactly what role is he gonna play in a cabaret show is you're just gonna walk on stage for like a second with a bunch of Margarita's on his head like a what American talent would actually work about so. So, uh, Torenda's like, look, we're acting for Sonya. These women have been all over the world, but this restaurant holds so much joy. Sonya's smiling.

This is what life is about just being like to Sonya. And like, we're all in the same business together, right? So then the way I was like, mm, look, there's two tall dark hands and men at the bar. I'd like to check them out and the two guys blurt out faces who just like his big heavy sat men would like, waw, you know. And we just go warning. And the other guy gives me Pablo Escobar vibes. And some of you's like, criminals have working dicks too.

And during this like, they're going to criminals. working dicks to Like Don't assume the criminals Not any risk it was on a low Esco bar for Christ sake My god, yeah, I know they are they are their misunderstand problematic And then so I was like well, it's not any risk here then it with a moana does online with those swipe left people It's like classic like lifetime movie like ooh a new type of dating that uses technology Well, I shouldn't be that difficult to date. You know what you like it. You smell it. You eat it Like a dog. Okay, you smell it, you eat it. Hey, it's like a dog, okay? You watch, just can't.

I never thought they'd look at the taste, okay? So I just next, next, I swear to the niff of the left. And Leo's like, oh my god, we are the same. Because basically I think we're both really good people. And but we're different. And so like we can't find anybody who's like worthy of us. I mean, that's what I tell myself anyway. Yeah, either Ramona does this weird thing where she looks like she wants to do a high

five. And then she like turns it into like a handshake with Leah, like we're signing a business deal and the business deal is three men, three dates only. Okay, I'm rebonding with my handshake. She's doing that thing. We're like everything. We have everything in common that's. Yeah. Yeah. What? I think it's my emotional security okay it's like I would wake up so depressed after my four it's something 60 years old and leaves like how did you ever forgive him so you know what I believe if you don't forgive people it just makes it harder to have sex with new people guy hate is hate is a terrible thing. Look what it's done to Bethany Frankel, okay?

Look at her, she's miserable. She's unhappy, she lives a life alone by herself and a crypt, okay? That's what hate does, okay? So that's what I don't hate anyone. I definitely don't hate Bethany Frankel. I'm just pointing out that she hates people, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry, let's shake hands again, okay?

So Lewand and Durand to go to the bathroom and come back out in my hands like a Christmas tree with like a white sheet over her and she's holding a boom box or something but it's not playing any music it's just like it's it's basically like it's a little microphone in an amp because they got changing the bathroom and that's where Lewand's like oh it smells weird in an amp Because they got changed into the bathroom And that's where the man's like, ooh, it smells weird in here Strange poor people bathroom So she comes back and like everyone in the restaurant is like

There are, like, what is happening here? Who are these crazy people? Oh, there's a girl in the house There's a girl in the house and I think you might know her And if you don't, you should She's my friend Sonia Rita! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

It sounds like cows being born across an entire small county. And the best is how Luana sing it to Sonia, but in the end, she's like, I bet, but then she cheats out to the crowd. I bet that to you. Like, Luana, this is not your stage. Okay. No one is there to see you. And it's like the fifth time they've had to applaud the same woman on her birthday, you know, it's like the fifth time they've had to applaud the same woman on her birthday You know it's like one birthday comes in and they just keep singing happy birthday over and over again Because then Durinda comes out and now she's got those boobs. She was wearing the other episode And she's got a turban on and she's got sparklers and she's Happy Happy

I'm not a hot you went to jail for dad. Okay, you went to not a dry ha you went to jail for dad Okay, you went to fucking get all of you went to jail. You all went to jail. Fuck you. Fuck you Fuck you happy back to you son. Yeah, fuck you Man, would you like another drink? How dare you say drink to me? How dare you you better pack it up a pharaoh? This is guy with a violin in America actually bad news like oh Back it up a fair roll. This is a guy with a violin in America. I actually banned. He was like, oh no She's like I think I'm actually in favor of that wall at this point. Please keep him out

so Leah is looking like grouchy. So they're like are you okay Leah? She's like, you know what? I think I'm just gonna like drink some water so I can like have a free caloric. Okay, that's what I'm thinking. And yeah, Sun you guys. I have diapers! And Luana's so magic. Don't drink the tap water. Do not. Well, it's like Ramona doesn't wear diapers because her pussy is tiiiing! And Ramona gets so mad. She's like, no wait, if you and I want to get along, please don't talk to me about body parts. Okay, I don't want to hear it. Don't say the word elbow.

Don't say the word shoulder. I don't want to hear about any single body part, okay? And then they show a clip and it says, five seconds earlier or whatever. And so you say, I have a chubby pussy. I'm just Ramona laughing. Yeah, so Ramona's like, yeah,

you and me want to get along. Please don't talk about body parts. And we is like, well, Ramona, if you and me want to get along, please let's only talk about my beautiful pussy. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about my pussy and I'm vulgar, wha, wha, wha, wha. And once again, vulgar way. I'm getting up, I'm leaving. So she gets up and walks away.

And I just have to say before we progress any further, I also want to mention that right before this, there was a shot where like, there was like excitement in the restaurant, like the waiters had a whole bunch of, like, like, like, cooking stations up and there were flames everywhere. And Ramona just starts going,

Ola, Ola, Ola, Ola, Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola I'm like you're just saying hello. What are you doing? Why are you saying that over there? Ola Ola Ola and Leah has like the the the short waiter and she has she's like rubbing his head on her boob She's like oh Ola Ola Ola I'm like oh my God, we are a disaster. We are a disaster. We as Americans are a disaster.

I think she thought that that's how you say, it's a new day. Okay. Ola, Ola, Ola, Ola, Ola. So Ramona walks off and tries to avoid her. And it's like, Ola, Ola, like trying to talk to everybody, but just know what's talking to her, but she's doing that thing where she's like drinking and like moving her head like she's talking to every woman in the room. Dance with a mariachi.

Yeah, no, but it's a lot of her monodancing this episode. Well, so Lee is like, come on, Romani, you're just kidding me with me now. Here you are, you're getting me and with me. She's talking about body parts, I don't like that. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Listen, I don't talk about that stuff. I'm okay I'm a good Catholic girl. Stop. I'm wild and bad, but I'm good. Keep it. Stop it. Stop it. I can see all your body parts. I see your fingers and your nose 20 body parts. I'm a good Catholic girl. Okay?

It's like your turtle time, bitch. Get back here. Yes, yeah Because when she wants to talk about sex, she talks about sex, but if I talk about anything related to sex, I get treated like a serial killer. It's just so true. I love when they showed that clip of Ramona's birthday party where Ramona's like, yeah, it's a deal, though. That microphone's a deal, though.

I said, I use my hands to masturbate, okay? I only put my fists inside myself. That guy. That's okay. Well, that my fifth side myself. That guy. That's okay. Well, that's because Leah is a surrogate daughter. Surrogate Avery, okay. And so like she doesn't want Avery to talk about.

Like when she becomes the mother figure around Leah, not the friends. And that's why she can't deal with it, which is hilarious, you know? I'm like, I thought, you're, stop lying. You're a turtle time forever, bitch. So then like, yeah, your turtle time forever, bitch. So then, like, yeah, Leah's now doing this thing.

I'm like, I'm being held a different standard. I'm being held a different standard, which is also Leah now playing the role of the daughter by complaining about that so much and caring. And- Well, Leah's totally doing this on purpose to try and piss off Ramona. It's like she didn't get her big fight with Ramona.

Ramona squirreled her way out of that big fight that Leah was supposed to have with her. She totally got out of it and so now Leah's had a couple of drinks and she's like, let's fight. She knows what the whettled is Ramona off. But like a little kid. It's like, let's see. My butt's ringing. But what's interesting is that like when we're talking about that she didn't get her big fight,

it's not that she didn't get her big fight that she wants and have a TV scene. She didn't get the big fight that she's psychologically needed to be like, and that's like mother-daughter relationship, which I think is really funny. So she's like, you know what? I'm coming back to the table because nobody would talk to me over there, okay? But I just want to say, I've got water, I've got water, okay, I want everyone to see one more, okay Leah Okay, we can talk about everything. Talk about date tomorrow. Okay You've been kissed by a Ramona on the grave So yeah, she basically is like you know what like you know what I just have to disarm her with a kiss Okay, I just saw him to the kiss because every kiss Every kiss belongs to Kay or something like that. So then Ramona is now like, she's like, now that she's

disarmed, like, giving her a little kiss and saying, we'll talk about tomorrow. Now Ramona is like, trying her food because she's like, I'm not hungry anymore. Like try your food, Ramona is like, okay, so she takes her food and she starts playing like this. She's like, this weird thing with her lips. She's just, no, you what lipstick. Just no, you what? That's spicy. You know what? I don't like spicy. And me is like, you know what I like spicy dick.

Who was like, I can't, I can't. And everyone just cracks up. Everyone just like laughing and drunk and having the best time ever. Yeah, it's like a sitcom ending. Oh, she's have spicy penis That all freezes and says like create a bipolar ginger with whatever This shows so sweet and funny. I love it. Yeah, it was great. So funny. So like ridiculously funny Yeah, I love it. It's great ridiculously funny. Yeah, I love it. It's great. So anyway, you guys have a great safe weekend. We're going to be back next week. We got a big full week next week because we got all our shows

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