Watch What Crappens - RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Episode Date: July 18, 2020

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it's just amazing every every year of the Berkshire's always brings it all out. So last week, the big thing was that the episode climaxed with this really amazing fight with Luana and Sonia where Sonia basically was drunk and babbling that she should have more money for being in Luan's cabaret, sort of at Ramona and Durinda's urging. And Luan just like morphed into the most epic diva form that she has taken and was like, oh, I don't need you. I don't need you, you're pathetic. You're all, you know what you all, you're worthless. Get out of my show. I don't want you in my show. How fat you're done. You're pathetic. You're all, you're all you're worthless. Get out of my show. I don't want you in my show. How's that? You're done. You're done. I don't ever want to see her in my show. She's worthless. And jumping through the house of the cameras are just following her stomping back and forth yelling worthless. And she had some monologue that I I had written down last week for the show,

and I've since deleted it. And I wish I had kept it because that monologue, it was like a Mary Katherine Gallagher monologue. It was just so perfect and over the top and so hystereonic and melodramatic. I feel like it's going to be just like immortalized in the canon of, of gay monologues that gave is like to recite at parties or wherever we are where we just suddenly feel like this moment needs a little more gayness. Let's do the Luan monologue.

Yeah. So we open right after that's happened. It's 40 minutes later. And Ramona comes out of her room dressed for dinner. I'm like, think it's dinner time, guy. And just to show you where we're at, there is the dead shark on the floor of the hallway from the fish room. Someone just threw it out into the hallway,

and now it's just on the floor. I don't know. If we missed the scene of Luan going back to her room and having a fit and throwing the shark out of it, or what happened, but that's just funny. It was just like a perfect visual metaphor. We don't know how it happened. We don't know why the shark is in the hallway floor.

We don't know why it's laying there, how it got there, what transpired. But the power of suggestion is so strong, that it's almost better than we never know. It's just, we just know some shit went down with Luan. Yeah. Well, you know what? Earlier, the energy was really bad.

So I'm hoping when I come back for dinner, for dinner, everyone's lighter and in a better place, guy. So the delivery guy brings Chinese food and Ramona answers the door. It's like, well, hi. Can I escort you to the kitchen? Is that possible, okay? Because you know what? I just spill shit all over myself, guy.

I'm a sloppy truck. I mean, I look good, but I'm sloppy. Ramona is falling all over herself trying to flirt with this delivery guy. Bless his heart. She's both flirting with him and yet also trying to make him do more work because she's not gonna hold a bag if she doesn't have to and I also love that we're supposed to believe that this is the delivery man. He is literally wearing like a crew sweatshirt from the American Music Awards. It's the PA. It's the PA that's here. She knows exactly who this is. So she's

yeah, Ramona is like flirting with her and flirting with him, like not wanting, not wanting to hold a bag. And then Dorenda just bounds down the staircase in this giant sleeved sequins sleeved thing. It's like a shirt dress thing or whatever in like big boots. Like she was about to go out to the hottest club. The Red Lion in the Berkshire's. But she's just going downstairs to have Chinese food. The Red Lion. It's a glitter dress with wings.

It's got those wings that like hang down to the floor. And Elise is like, oh my god, are we going out? Yeah, the dress. So then Ramona is still following the delivery guy yapping. Just like, you know what? I wrote up here, I got my Quasol and I feel, I just, I fell over the place guy and you know what? Right now, I order extra food because you know what?

Hungry guy, you know what? I know it look good, but I like to eat kai delivery man. Oh wow, Ramona Ramona not only does the guy have to carry everything He has to deal with you flirting and I know you're not gonna tip this rocker So please just let him put down the food and go I know you'd love to eat and you know I love to eat

Do you like to eat also like maybe we could be boyfriend girlfriend? No question, are you part of the one percent? Oh never mind. You can see your way out. Thank you. Why? Sorry, but you part of the 1%? Oh, never mind, you can see your way out. Thank you, boy. Sorry, being a wet, 99%, which means you only get a 1% tip. It's free. You can get $0, Sky Mart. So, yeah, so Leah sees the window dressed up and it's like, and we just see Len, he just, the camera just keeps cutting to Len just quietly making a salad during this entire scene I think Len is just like okay, Len just Just make the salad you will get through this just make this salad She's putting all her energy into that salad right now otherwise. She is probably gonna like Drive off to another stage. Yeah, having these ladies in your house is like the one time that chopping vegetables is fun

You know, you're like, oh, well, just concentrate on these vegetables, which I'm so grateful for right now. So, Leah's freaking out about how hot Ramona looks. And she's like, thank you so much. So kind. I know. Guy, she's like scallion pancakes soup. You know what? I don't even remember ordering soup. Guy. Let's pick out the producers order for you. So then Ramona's like, so Luan comes in, people are coming out of the kitchen to get the food.

And Ramona's like, well, it's crazy. Lenn was like an elf, okay. She pulled the plates in the table like every elf does. I think we all know elves famously put plates on table. It's shocked, shock, okay. So do house managers, you know school. So Sony is like, wow, shock, shock, okay. So do house managers, you numbschool. So Sonya was like, wow, you know what, you look hot, but here's the thing and lose like, what's the thing, Sonya?

What's the thing? I'd love to know the thing, Sonya. Yeah, we're still piping mad. The shark, like the shark did not diffuse the situation. So Sonya's like, I'm very supportive of your, of your other, oh my other, my other what? Like, so as a friend, so as a friend say, I'll be in your show, you're gonna be a friend and say, I'll be in your show,

how much, how much, that's a friend, that's a friend. You know who else wanted to get paid for my show? The shark in my bed. Who look what happened to him? I said, your worthless shark, your worthless. Why would I pay anything more than $3 to have a worthless talent in my show? No, I'm not talking about The Shark. At least The Shark has some bite. That's some comedy that'll be in Fuck Mary Kill.

Okay, thank you. That was great, Louis-Anne! Whoa, what are you doing here, man? Get back to the car then. Her call and call, he's coming up this weekend. So Durinda hears her at the table and she's telling Grimona, hello, I keep puts up with that because she loves the wind. And you know what? She looks at the wet, she looks before him.

And the wind's an opportunity to perform. Yeah. And Ramona starts saying basically, you know, the funny thing is that Sony was doing cabaret before anyone was doing cabaret. She's like, no, I remember she just holds swan thing and then out of nowhere, Luann just like her head appears. I was like, hmm, I'm listening. I'm listening.

Say what you're going to say about her doing cabaret. Say it. And Ramona's like, just saying Sony did cabaret. Say it. And I was like, just saying. So need to cap rape for anyone, guy. And then we go, oh, really? Not Cabaret. Cabaret. And Louanne is so mad that she has a mouthful of food. And you know, this is class the Countess. She would never speak with her mouthful. But she is so mad. She is like talking and these crumbs are falling out. Like there's stuff in her teeth, things are just like falling everywhere,

which then becomes the trend for the entire episode. There's like not a scene goes by where someone does not like spit crumbs while they talk to someone else, the entire rest of the show. I'd just like to take a moment to have an educational time here on watch it crapens, okay? Cabralesque is not a thing, okay?

It's not real, it's the name of a show, so you made up. And I just blogged Cabralesque to make sure that I was, because you know, I'm always wrong about things. And the headline is, Cabralesque is not a thing from blog at cron.com. Perfect. Because it's not a thing. I love what a headline really just says exactly what you're thinking.

Cabralesque is not a thing, okay. So Ramona's like, you know what? It was really good, wasn't it? And then we see a clip of the show, Sonia, like taking off her clothes or taking off her like top layer to reveal her butt. And she's like, yes! And Rhyming, I don't find, okay, Rhyming, I can take you to heaven, not that I don't find it all fun and entertaining.

Okay, so that's where we're at with this. Like the concept of the show itself, the rhyming was a stretch. So, for a moment, I was like, you know what, I kind of liked that. I kind of like the cap of desk. I can't swore. And then the man goes, but listen, I'm a major. And she's about to say Cabaret's star. And she's like, I'm a major car.

And then she's like, you know what? Don't get on high. Don't get on your high horse. Yeah. Don't get on your high horse. And then all of a sudden, now food is coming out of her mouth. It's like flying across the table. It's just like, it's fully like a recreation

of World War One between all the crumbs going across the table here. Just show up. Give them your high hoes and the ones like, what's on the high horse? What's that? What's high on the horse? And Ramona's like, Sonya is amazing.

Guy, give us some credit. It's like in during the same Keela way. Don't do that. Jochen, hide on your horse. It's like in during the same you know what don't do that joke and hot on your horse. It's like don't get hard on your horse. What's happening here? You're talented. She's very talented.

You're talented and she's talented. Stop this girl. You're very talented. And then she stamps up and she does the Durinda standing up and pointing her napkin in your face. Yeah. Durinda loves up and pointing her napkin in your face. Yeah. Durinda loves the napkin. You know, so she's like pointing it in her face. And she's like, these are extra bigs.

They're flapping really intense. So it's like a charitable, you know? Yeah. It's like a, it's like a pride tarot act all enabled to take off. You know, it's just like, probably like what happened to you? Maybe it's a pride. Well, I got all excited for pride about these sequins on. I totally ruined my ability to fly.

Yeah. She's like, give girls your baby, and you're the only. And then she just sits back down. I was like, wow, that was it during that really. I thought this was going to be a thing. I think Dranda was just like, you know what? There's food here. Like, how much do I need to yell right now? I'll sit back down.

Yeah. And Dranda was like, you're being nasty to her. And we're like, no, I'm not. I'm not being nasty at all. So, uh, so then, um, uh, Sonya was like, you know, I love you. So, I love you so much. And I've, I've always included you, but my, but my show's my show. It's not about you. It's me My show is me. It's not you. It's called cow just and friends, okay? And leaves like yeah friends cuz friend cow just though the cow just is the first word in that so me me Cabrera star I have a cabaret show that's successful without you. I don't need you and Sonya is shit-faced, right?

So she says, okay, bye. Bye, Lueh and Bye. Lueh and Bye. And then she leaves with this huge plate of like spaghetti or something. And the one goes, you can show your boob in your ass somewhere else. Bye, Lueh and Bye. somewhere else. By the way, by which is now how I let Bueller out to go to the bathroom every time I open the sliding door I go you can show your boob in your ass somewhere else. And then the man goes over to Len who's still just like got her head down on some project in the kitchen and she's like I'm gonna I have a professional show because that's what I do that's what I do and don't you

understand it's about me me count just the what count is the one caper a stop people want to see me a phoenix rising from the ashes and just taking over and being bigger than the actual state of phoenix or city of phoenix I mean I workshop that land I'm gonna work it on the new show but it's not quite ready for prime time yet no I'm saying anyway get out of here land. You're not part of my cabaret either. I don't want someone who shows their Boom and their ass and then goes okay you eat now Like I think it's time for you to eat So then Sonya is in the dining room telling the girls. She has a new direction

New now. She just disrespected me. And then lose there, leaning on the table, suddenly standing up, she swoops in again and she goes, I would love to hear how I disrespected you, Sonya. Yeah, what did I say? What did I say? And Sonya's just going, by the way,

by the way, what did I say? Tell me what did I say? Okay, sorry just going, by the way, and by the way, what did I say? Tell me what did I say? Okay, so now I'm actually really wondering, I have a terrible memory, I have to write on all the lines of my show in a big glittery diary. Please tell me what did I say. You said I suck, and then I'm bad, or I'm gonna go, she didn't say you suck. I think so, and you just put a enormous bowl full of spaghetti in her mouth and the way it's like no I said I want to bring you into my show and I would be delighted and you said to me

You do not want to be in my show and the Ramona stands up in the wind's Luan's face and she's like you know what you said you want to pay a 200 bucks and that's insulting Sore me okay so and that's insulting. Sorry! Okay, sorry, it's insulting, okay. And then Lorraine goes, well I'm not paying her anything. And that's when Dorinda Santafus... Well that's your shame. You should be ashamed of yourself. That person was with you during your down and outs. She watched down and out with Beverly Hills with you.

She watched Nick Noty and Beth Midlund with some drivers. And you all laughed together because it was a good movie about hangers, okay? Get off your high horse, darling Alabi. I can't even say a word here. My remote is like bassing on you. Louie Ann is using Sonya for laughs and she's not pangar and that's not right, okay? Lou Ann's making, as she said to me, a shit load of money.

She could give Sonya one, two three a four a ten and I Be thousand dollars guy Sony could use the money guys Well, this is Ramona who just used Sonia and Durinda to get a free party with Larry Scott and gave them no Compensation either and Ramona would do the same Ramona would definitely not pair friend to be part of her show It's weird because Ramona is like vassalating between, she's the closest we have to voice of reason this episode and considering that last episode she was told the opera rockers.

But yeah, it's bizarre. So then Durin does now like shame on you, shame on you. She was with you when you were down in that. She was with you, shame on you, shame on you. As soon as he had drunk, you were down in that she was with you shame on you shame on you because you had drunk you were drunk in fool you got a much out of your drunkenness I was like oh god here we go geez and what and what Luan's like you know you know everything during the don't you don't you with your hand and then she does like the like she starts like waving her, like look at you waving your finger. Oh, that's crazy. That's when during this,

yeah, you can fool, you have a mic shot of your drunkenness. So as soon as she said that, we're back in Colombia. Yes, this fight that will come up for the rest of time. And the one that makes a disgusted face, a Ramona, Ramona pulls her eyes and like she does that think where she points all of her fingers on her head on her forehead. Yeah, she's the oh boy face. Oh boy. I mean it's like oh it's just

disappointing to hear these words come out of Duranda's mouth because let's face it or we're all one drink away from a mug shot in this group. Literally they're talking about leaving a shot out and drinking it. Say it again sorry. I said they're literally they're literally a moment away from putting a shot in a mug and drinking it. Yes, they're very close to the mug shot. So have we talked about Lee's new outfit? Wow, she... We haven't, actually.

It's interesting because she looks like an inflamed liver. Like, this outfit. She looks like the insides of your body. Right? Yeah, it's like this like red orange yellowish sort of thing like a dress that like becomes its own gloves. It's like she's almost like it's like if your liver were inflamed and were about to start a dance troop, this is what it would look like. Yeah. Do you hear all the noise outside, by the way, I apologize. I do.

It was going on out there. I think that's my delivery of Countess and Friends programs for the show. It must be downstairs. Just a truck. It's just a truck that decided to park under my window and make those big, loud truck noises. You know, like.

So, uh, yeah, she looks like she's inside out and, um, Luan just moops away and Durinda's going, be gracious, you be gracious. Oh, go on and cry now. You go on cry. You want to say to vinted Jesus And send you guys, oh, I'll go there. I'll go there. Sonia who's just been sitting there eating pasta, like totally forgetting what they're even fighting about. Yeah, well, there's like low main or something. And now Dorenda is now gobbling up all these noodles,

just like dangling off her chin. And the Wann is in her room now packing. And she's like crying, which we never see Luan really cry. And she's like, oh we never see Lewand really cry and she's like oh we now see it today either she's doing like soap opera crying like yes So then Ramona was like, you know what? Durinta, she's just, she's ragey, she's okay. I mean, first she goes after Tinsley horrifically, okay? And then she goes after me.

Someone argues she goes after me the hottest. Pretty savage, like, I mean, I'm pretty much convinced. It's amazing, I even still came. It's good to have big generous heart, okay? And now the win. I mean, who's next? Who should go after next? Me again? Because she likes speaking on me. I'm basically the victim here, okay?

And then they just keep cutting back to the way I'm pacing and her room packing going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Botox cries because it's like Face just looks so fucking crazy like Botox is made to obviously make your face not move But it's like always in a way that your face looks pleasant. So when your face tries to get unpleasant It's just like this gaping hole in a mask it cracks me up every single time So Duranda markets off to get more I think she's drinking vodka later She says it was Rose, but it looked like vodka to me and Sun you started with Oh, and Sun you're like well, I just want more than two twenty five. That's all I'm saying and Remot is like to Rinda you very upset you know what?

He's calm as a bitch Yeah, I can't protect you, but you know she's a good girl. I feel protected over Like you have yelled at Sonya so much. You know what the most famous episode of the Berkshire's was It was in 2016 when Bethany called the WAN a slot a million times and does Sony have any recollection of that? No, because you know why because you didn't invite her her to her and what are you talking about? You're protective. You've been so mean to Sony over the years. Yeah. She's a good girl. Everyone goes, you know what? I protect Sonya too. I just very vulnerable. She's like, I only win in fact with you, but she uses us. She uses us. She

uses all jazali thing. We're taking the, I came with you, Manny. And then she does that thing where she stumbles off with her head just shaking like bobble head shaking, you know, just like, yes. I then it cuts immediately to Luan packing a Giovanni bag because of course you brought a Giovanni bag. Hold on, I gotta close, I gotta deal with this window here

cause this truck at the side. It sounds like you just like a bus stop. Like jeez. I feel like I'm at a bus stop. It's appropriate for this episode. I apologize to everyone who's distracted by the sound of the truck in the background, but I mean, the truck is sort of like to run out there. On my own Pretending he's inside me and my right girls I walk Yeah, you're just very protective of that truck, you know, I'm very protective of it So during this is the Giovanni bag and she's like a feeling show valley What I came to you I

and she's like, I feelin' so funny. What's I came to you? I came to you. Yeah, keep wearing this shit. We should also mention the way that Luan approached that door. I think she also is not used to carrying heavy bags, so she's like, oh, she like staggers that door at the dwindler sort of staggering. Everyone's pretty much acting like they're on

an unsteady ship right now. They are. So Luan's like, oh, get over yourself. What is wrong with you, Durinda? You're a sick human being just get over it. Durinda grabs it. Luan tries to slam the door behind her, but Durinda grabs it and swings Lou back in. Yeah, she's like, you never said thank you. Thank God you hadn't when you were in rehab. I got to I got to Vanny for your care. Yeah. And then and then I was like, oh, so she sort of breaks through and Dorinda yells after her.

She was, we had that shit suit. She was $400. I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell was that what she's saying that's cheap, $400 is cheap or is it? No, it's because we had more. The way I was carrying that Giovanni bag, which is what set to Rinda off. And she'd go, Giovanni, huh?

And the way I said, this isn't Giovanni, thinking that she's talking about her clothes. She's like, this isn't even Giovanni. And so she's like, well, that suits you $400. And she's saying, like, I think she's saying, I know, I know that that's Giovanni, because it's $400. Did any of that make sense? This is like the good of translate. It's hard. It's hard to understand during just sometimes, or maybe she was basically saying, like, I got that, I got that for you and it cost $400. So you're welcome. I'm not sure. But the way I'm like, I'm leaving right now. I'm gonna go somewhere.

I don't know where. Maybe Heather Thompson has a room in her on air conditioned house. I'm not sure. Uber has really killed storming off. I mean, I've thought that at times when I've stormed off and I'm like, I'm leaving. And then you get outside and you have to wait for your Uber.

And it's like eight minutes away. You're like, God damn it. Can I just storm off? It's a problem. Yeah, it's a problem. I know. Well, that's what eight minutes away. Like God damn it. Can I just store them off? Yeah, please. I know. Well, that's what you got to do. You got to take a note from Jeff Charleston from Southern Charm New Orleans, because he just takes matters

into his own hands. When he gets mad, he just runs into the night. And then you have a full episode of Barry chasing him down through like gravel pits and dangerous areas. So like really people have to adapt that. That's a great method for storming off. Well, yeah, I mean, if you need some motivation to get in shape, it's to storm off better, I guess, because you can just run. Yeah.

So now Durinda's inside and she's pacing around and smoking a cigarette. In her beautifully newly restored house, she's smoking a cigarette on the inside. And then Leah comes out to sort of console Luanne and then goes, oh, she hates me. She's still not a Giovanni. She hates me. How can it hate me? I mean, I'm a caper, a star, beloved by people far and wide.

I can't imagine anyone but just like me or just like the art form of Cabaret. Love when she goes, she's still not over Giovanni. She's like, I'm, Leo's like, you know, I'm starting to think that Durinda, oh, stock and Giovanni, because the amount of times that word comes out of her mouth makes no sense to me. And so Leo's like, well, why don't you want to go to a pub? Let's just go to a pub.

And she's like, oh, go to a pub with you. 100%. So Leo goes back in and We just cut to Elise and the girls who are still at the dinner table and Elise goes do I get a room? Now I can take the Wands room, huh? That what I can do. Okay. I'm just wild look at him wild Elise gonna get drunk tonight everyone Okay, and'm just wild. Look at him. Wow the least gonna get drunk tonight everyone. Okay, and then something's like And she like tries to move over to the next seat and she just like She plops her ass right in between the seats and then just falls onto the floor and backwards and knocks it yours over with her

I was good and the Ramona's like it's not at night till Sonya falls over and I was gonna say or till Ramona Poops, you know, cuz it's like a big thing like wrong wouldn't Ramona's like it's not at night till Sonya falls over and I was going to say or till Ramona Poops, you know, because it's like a big thing. So I grew up with Ramona poops But we actually do get that in this episode. Yeah, yeah, we got it all and speaking of did you see the cameo that's going around that Alistair? Yes, I did see that So she does she does a cameo for someone and she's like, you know what? You know what about Ramona people say she says I'm not a good friend. Well, find and guess what? I'm not your friend anymore and you know what? She can't keep a man. You know why she can't keep a man and then Leah pops up in the video and she says, because she shits herself when she's having sex with them.

And then they both start cracking up. Then they both start cracking up. And so that's turned into huge real housewives of New York news with Ramona having to come out to the to the blocks and you know what? That's absolute lie. These girls gang up just mean girls. Okay, it's called bullying. She's had a lot of fecal rumors about her this year.

I mean, because there was also the Chipson Newport where they said that she had shot herself and was still walking around. It's a lot. Also, by the way, you know, the point of this year, she is the police, got to give a round of applause to whoever ordered a cameo from a lease. That's a, that's an interesting choice. So well done. Well, you can't give all your money to Red Cross.

Yes. So meanwhile outside, outside the place, Sonia's just fallen on her, on her back in the dining room. Again, she's the only one who manages to fall over while fully seated. And we then go to Lou and now Lou and crying again. Sure. My friend, oh, my friend. Oh, just like waiting for someone to come out to know that she's crying. So Leah comes in and she's like, dude, you know what?

Lou and outside hysterically crying. Could someone go talk to her? This is terrible. It's sad. Come on. And Ramona's sitting on Sonya's lap like, oh, okay. Oh, go talk to her, this is terrible, it's sad, come on. And Ramona's sitting on Sonya's lap like, oh, okay, I'll go talk to her, okay. And Sonya's like, no, I need you, I'm the one who needs you.

No, I need you. Okay, you know what, all right, I'm gonna go help, right? Because I'm the voice of reason now, okay? So she goes outside, she's like, okay, we in, you know what I need, I need you to look me in the eye, it's okay. Because the ring doesn't have really reason now, okay? So she goes outside, she's like, okay, the wind, you know what I need? I need you to look me in the eyes, okay? Because the wind isn't a really bad place, okay? So you look me in the eyes,

you can see she's in a bad place, and the wind goes, she's horrible. I'm going, I'm not staying here. I have to go, I have to go, I have to go, I'm crying. Everyone see that I'm crying. That's what we call a cabaret acting. Thank you, Thank you. Well, I've never seen the one cry like this, can I?

Durant a whip, but though the belt on the jugular, right? In more months, I can come, but I don't have my phone. I don't have a credit card. I don't have anything. Okay, we're gonna have to rely on the kindness of 99% of us. Well, wherever we go, I certainly hope there's our Cuban cabaretist are from the 1920s who could sing a song for us. That'll be fun. Right, girls? Right, right.

Ramona, why are you going back in the house? Why are you guys leaving me? Why? My friends! My friends! So on the inside, so Alisa is walking Sonia up to a room and Sonia is like, let's get a bed. It's late! She's like, it's 8 o'clock.

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And she's like, Mr. Rindet, do you want me to do, do you want me to do sunny side up and you do this grabble and drink it like, and then she's just kind of like making breakfast, but also putting moisturizer on her face. It's kind of waking up. Multi-task her. Oh, shoot, I put the eggs on my face and the moisturizer and the scramble again. Okay time to start over So Ramana comes in and she's like how you doing during this like how you doing? You know when I feel like I got involved in something I shouldn't have gotten involved in jet-taping feeling

Yeah, so I'm feeling I'll feel like my pores are smaller now. Can you see him? It's my straight right now. Let's making eggs. I kind of feel like I got really close to heating element and now I've got a nomlet on my face. How'd that happen? So it was that real day. It was that rosé. Okay. Rosé get your every time. I have to say I've never heard that about rosé. Oh no, but there's that song. You know, rosé is going to get ya. Rosé is going to get ya. Rosé is going to get ya you know, Rose is gonna get ya. Rose is gonna get ya. Rose is gonna get ya.

Rose is gonna get ya. Tonight. Da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, it's a song. It's a song, right? Yeah. It's like the most innocent thing you can drink. Rose is like water with like a little, you know,

I don't know, like a drop of blood in it. I don't even know what that shit is, but it's pretty weak, okay? I've decided I'm gonna start drinking wine, you know? Why not? Everybody else does, and I had a bottle of rosé, and I was fine. Well, that's why that's what to end up saying, is that you actually think you're fine, but you're actually not. And what happens is, that's the danger of those of those seemingly weak wines, is that they're very drinkable. And so you just drink them, and you're like, oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

And what happens is you wind up starting taking on a lot of alcohol and you don't realize it. I'm not saying I speak from experience, but I speak from experience. Well, I don't know, I didn't feel shit-faced and that's what I was going for. So I was very disappointed I give Rose two stars. Well, I would say that, Dharinda, for some people, I would say, well, I would say that, uh, D'Aurinda, um, you know, for some

people, I would say, you know, the Rose is, it is all too much, is because the Rose, but I think in this case, it was probably just like those glasses of vodka she was drinking, um, you know, it was turning around for, yeah, that's probably where it went wrong. Or just like her, or just her nastiness. How about that's what's wrong? Okay. How about we stop villainizing alcohol. Okay. Some of us need friends. Yeah. So how about this? How about we say repressed issues lack of a proper therapist because a car practice does not count. And yeah, I think that's probably it. Okay. I'm with you. So yeah, thanks for coming. So Ramona is like to rent it, just not realize how mean and nasty she gets. Okay.

You know, she used to, she used to blow, she used to go from zero to 100 for like, maybe 30 seconds, but now she goes from zero to a thousand and it lasts like 30 minutes. Okay. Yeah. with thousand and it lasts like 30 minutes or Kai. Yeah, so then meanwhile we see Sonia on the other end of the spectrum. She's just in bed laughing to herself and someone comes in. I don't remember who like so you just laughing to yourself.

Yeah, just laughing to myself in here. That's all. So Lewis in a hotel now and Sonia doesn't care. You know, she's like, well, whatever, I'm used to this. So all things are forgiven in love and parting. But the fact that Luan thinks her time is more valuable than my time, that's what really bothers me. Well, Sony didn't seem terribly upset about Ramona taking them to Laruska. I guess she was a little upset. I think Sony just gets upset when

people tell her she should be upset. And Dorenda's been really good about telling Sonya to be upset about things. But anyway, so Dorenda and Ramona are just talking downstairs and saying how old Luann started coming out, which is funny because old Luann is just regular Luann and has always been there. But you're like, you're you hear she almost called herself a cap

race star again, okay? Whoa, that's crazy. That's like someone seemed to be like a maven of something, okay? So Leah goes to check on Sonia in her room and she's like, how was last night? Was it fun? Leah's like, yeah, it was cute. It was local.

I mean, there was a jazz bar. You know, Luann was there. She danced and I think she wanted to sing with the band, but they were really not that interested. So... Yeah, they said they did not know a song called Sheak Say Lovey, and then she threw a glass across the room and stormed out, and we had to bring her back in and she kept saying,

my friend didn't really make sense. She's like, there were a bunch of my B year olds there. And so he was like, oh, that's my type. Oh, shit, God, I would have fucked everyone. Yeah. So like you would have loved it there. It's teriatric central and so you just like throw her arms in the air like, yeah.

So then we go back to remote. When we go back to remote and to rent a, and everyone is like, well, what are you going to do now? What are you going to do about the wind? to rent a room on this like what are you gonna tune out? What are you gonna do about the wind during this like a guy? I call it call it Okay, she's making it pick up. She's not killing pick up one This number that's a lover no So

Hello, this is a countess Luanne. I'm speaking. I'm coming to you from the middle of a Vietnam flashback of being in Ramona's basement with spiders coming down to my face Spider-Spiders why why do people do this to me? Yes, me ask you's going. It's me, Paul Simon. I'm taking this call from the rest of the Beatles. Go ahead Hello, this is I don't even understand that but I like it. Hello this Paul Simon Still crazy after all these years Double Rose All right, what is it, Durinda? And it's like, you know, it's like, Rosé, Rosé happened okay.

I woke up this morning and I ran to your room. And I went there, it's like, oh, me too, me too. And that's it pretty much. When I got to my hotel room last night, I turned off the lights and thought to myself, wow, I can't believe I'm not sitting here in the same room as a shark. Just lying here in the dark. Hello, darkness, my old friend. By the way, of course I'm at the sage on when in and you're the rest of the Beatles.

Like, can I do for you? I don't know. Paul Simon was a lot, okay? No, it worked because Luanne would say, well, we all know, Paul Simon and the Beatles were a very influential group. They sang the famous song that goes like this. Strawberry fields are ridiculous. Strawberry fields never soa never you'll never be in my

strawberry fields so yeah are you going to lose cabaret singers Broadway stars and Sonya's bear boobs so during this I guess well, I love you. I love you. I just don't know how this happened You're the same telling you I love you and I want to gain a good place I was just sticking that phasonia and you know me. I don't stick. I don't use liquor as an excuse All right, usually I use it as my friend My hobby the lovers excuse that right, but can I for this one time? By the way, I actually like this apology and this is the apology that Durandishu given Luan back in Cartagena all those years ago.

This is how you do it. You be like, um, yeah, I fucked up. I'm just like, can I blame on the alcohol? Thanks. Can we just move on? You know? So Luan's like, okay, well, you well, I feel bad because I was also a little over-served. With talent.

Yes, it happens. When you're really talented, it's hard to be around people who are less talented. And you just hacked out. And that's what happened to me. So I handled it wrong. I don't know if you saw. I was crying by myself. It sounded something like this.

Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Devastator. Thank you. Thank you.

Trying to go skiing down here was so much exciting. And that lets get into together here. You know what happened? We peaked you soon. And we're about to go skia. You know what? It's like a man who gets so excited that he ejaculates before he's even in you know what? We better off the hook. Durinta like she's you know what? We're just better.

Durinta nobody understands her behavior. So we're just better saying, okay, okay, and burrowing it under the rug. We all know the healthiest way to deal with situation is to bury things under rugs, okay? Especially since she has a whole bunch of new brand new drugs and hopefully there'll be another flood and a wash away all the problems, okay, like a bridge over troubled washing machines, okay? So, in the kitchen, Leonel East come in and so on, you enter there and so on, you're like, what's all the laughing going on down here?

It's a good, it's got to have to firmly with Lou. And you know what, I'm clean. I'm clean. We're good. Because I got trouble defending you. Is that what happens on you? All right? Yeah. And then they're talking about again how Dorenda just like goes off the handle. And then Sony is like, oh, but I guess it does make sense given what we did yesterday. And then the producers are like, oh, by the way, yeah, we took Dorenda, we followed Dorenda to Richard's grave. So I are like, oh, by the way, yeah, we took Durinda, we followed Durinda to Richard's grave. So I was like, oh, okay, well, that makes, I mean, it doesn't make any better. But obviously when, you know, when Durinda is like near memories

of the past, she actually and all these women are because it's just last year that when Sonia saw the Morgan letters, she lost her mind. So there's something about like going to the Berkshire's, it's like a Stephen King thing where like past pain comes back and then you just like vomit that pain onto all your friends. So that's basically what's been happening. So now it all makes more sense. And then Sonia, you know, trying to be friends with Durinda, she's like forgiving Durinda, but she's saying she's like, yeah, it takes a time to get over a loss like that. I mean, I still smart over the loss of my husband, which is just going to piss Durinda off.

But it's like a cycle of just giving me a cycle of triggering Durinda. This show. It's amazing. And it's a great call back to one of the biggest fights that Sonia and Durinda ever had. And it's funny in an episode where Durinda's claiming she just wants to protect Sonia while Sonia is saying things that remind us of how Durand just went so hard in the paint against Sonia just two years ago. Ugh.

So they're all eating breakfast and Sonia still says she's not gonna do the show, et cetera. And Durand is like, you know, we were all in the same mindset last night, Rosé, okay, and they're really like, you know, we were on. She mindset last night, Rose. Okay, I'm just gonna say it. Hey, I went straight to the Rose. I saw a great show about people who live in a, live in a great barrington house.

Also, when they also talk about Rose all the time, it's wonderful. A great show, it's wonderful. So, they're having breakfast and Sony is like, well, I'll always love Lou, but I'm not going to do a show. She doesn't pay me.

I'm just too busy. I mean, there's that thing. And then, you know, that other thing, I'm just very busy with things happening around places, around very, very busy. So many windows that need towels taped up on them. I have to go back to Englewood, New Jersey to meet with that crazy guy who apparently has my accounting logs, Century 21. I mean, it's just a lot.

So they split up in cars to go pick up blue, to go shopping, and one car goes to pick up blue. It's from Bonest Carp guy. And Durinda's like, you know, as they drive through town, she's like, yeah, look, look, he's very peaceful here look at this the red line red line that's where I worked for my whole entire life I used to wait this I'd be senator and Mrs. Phosphatrix for I killed on everybody and I burned those my way right to the gap.

Oh my god. Why would we never get a van of Humphrull spin off at the red line? And why? Why? So then uh, there is. So then in the other car, uh, Ramona and Lear and another car. And so Luann like meets up with them, like on the side of the road or whatever. And so she gets in and she's like, you like glasses? Aren't they fun? I bought them at the gift shop because she has these like new frames out of nowhere oh yes yes yes I got some wonderful new specs at the gift shop at the holiday and I hope you enjoy well last night was crazy wasn't girls well I'm playing the rosé guy she's like well now I understand how you feel remote I'm because I was the brunt of it last night. Mm-hmm. I should've just rolled over and played dead like you did that one time.

Except, you know how hard it is to play dead when you are a woman full of life and tells in a caparet store. So in the other car, some of you're like, oh God, there they are. Okay, now listen, I'm not gonna run up in Huggloo. Someone restrained me from running up and hugging glue. And at least, you really need to be restrained

and then son your runs out in hug sleut. Like, she's like a dog that just can't help I run up to a teller. It's like a, it's like the very next thing it just runs into blue hands arms, which was actually really cute. And then they're just like joking and everything. So then they go into a store.

This whole sequence, by the way, God, it really made me miss doing bougie shit. I was like, man, I've been loving quarantine. I've been loving staying inside. I've been, I have my routines. I play my animal crossing. I watch these shows, we do the podcast. You know, I work on some creative,

something another, play a virtual board game. I cook food. It's sort of like a mix of all that. Just rinse and repeat, I work on some creative, something another play, a virtual board game, I cook food, it's sort of like a mix of all that. Just rinse and repeat, I zoom with friends. I really am actually really enjoying this. But then something about these scenes made me be like, oh, I miss going to a bougie neighborhood, like Silver Lake and, you know,

going to a cheese shop and trying things and pretending I'm all fancy. I just got like really nostalgic for those things. I've never thought of silver like his aboogi neighborhood. Where you go there? Well, it is not. Well, it's hipster, but it's like hipster aboogi now. I mean, it's basically like it was originally, you know, hip well originally it was not hipster at all. Of course, hipsters came in, kicked everyone out. The hipsters eventually all got money because they started off as like, I just work at a record company or film. Now they're all like earning just like millions of dollars with selling their scripts to Fox Search Lite.

They're all married to busy Phillips and stuff. And so now they all have two shots. So Sonia, Luan takes Sonia aside in this bougie store and she's like, listen, Sonia, it's just a business thing. You know, I travel with a huge team and if there was a bigger venue, of course, there would be more money. We'll work on that, Sonia.

I just wanna know you enjoyed doing it with me. You know, you know, you know, you didn't mean it was a favor, you know, because that's what you said that you were just doing a favor for me. And the ones I was like, what I meant was, well what I meant to say was, I think we all live in a yellow submarine. Think about you. Okay. It would be fun to work to get you as a creative thing. Paul Simon Beatles you get it. You know, you know, as as Mick Yeager said in his famous tribute to the doors, which he was part of, come on, maybe light my matches, right?

So here's what I'm going to say. It's not so much a favor, it's I'm doing this for you to help you out of the kindness of my own heart. Not a favor, more like an act that I'm doing. That's very generous, which reflects my generosity. I shouldn't have said it's charity. I should have brought it back around to Broadway

and called it sweet charity. Or on sweet charity, okay And she's like, okay, that's good enough for me though. So they're friends again and then Pretty much yeah pretty much like bit of much all Sony needs to hear because because Luan by the way There's no there's no way that Luan feels like they work so well together She just has Sony there because Sony was crazy way I'm like, this is my show and I work best by myself, you know? But she has to sort of like, you know, like, not,

but yes, nobody do. We work so well together, who me memorizing my lines and you not saying them properly, we work so well together. Yeah. All right, girls, can I have time to go to the wedding? She's shy, right? So during this walking through the shop,

I grew up here, you know that, you know my family guys were done and you didn't know it. You know my family, right? What's my name, you fucker? You better say my name, fucker. Hey, we're gonna pick up some cheese, baby. There's like somewhere there's like a wheel of goat cheese that just has her hand prints on.

Just like, it's just like, where she's like clutched it and angrily like, come on goat cheese, come on shava, where I regrow up together shava, she's like clutching with her fingers, little holes in it. I have no idea. Oh wait, I need to get the list from Collin, okay? And so we see the clip of Colin Cowey, he's like, yes, I do party.

Yeah. So Colin Cowey is making dinner tonight, which I feel like is probably a step up from the naked Harry guy last year. So I'm actually totally for Colin Cowie and his dramatic on-deaf salads. Yeah. And during this like, Colin, Cowie is an incredible host and events planner. So I'm excited to see him create. He's literally at my stove cooking. Never mind if it's that triple cream, that's a what gas guy. And then they're asking where the cheese is from and the guy says it's from Burgundy and Sonia.

I'm gonna talk about throwback. She's like, oh that's where my lover's from. Burgundy. He has a little hotel. Maybe the cheese came from there. He loves cheese. He actually, he once saw cow. Yeah, he loves cows. So maybe this cheese is from his brain. I don't know. Yeah, Frenchy. We're still like, we still talk every now and then and that I watch old episodes of the show and I talk at my TV. You, how it goes. Once, you know, as long as there's a France, there's going to be French. I'm like, are you sure you just didn't get some mustard? Oh, mustard humor there, French. Look at Sonia, oh my god.

So Sonia's like between all my businesses and my daughter and, you know, things, yeah, it's just hard to say. Let's go out in French. It's like, think that franchi was a big no on that but i like the way that sonia lives you know the a little a little helping of delusion never hurt nobody okay it was nice to have her pepper that back in because for a moment seem like she was getting her shit together i mean she did get her clothes into century twenty one i was like wait a second this isn't right so so she now she's

like okay she's bringing back allusions to Fransche and her lover talking in present tense. This works, this works for me. So Leah's like, here's Fransche. And she's like, oh, he's a jet set guy. I mean, you said you didn't like the prints that you met, but his friends are all royalties. You probably wouldn't like it.

I mean, Leah here, Pete on a prince. She Pete on a prince. She peed on a prince Yeah, they're like what? And apparently this happened and Leo's like well, it's not like I'm making a habit out of peeing on people But listen, what am I gonna have a chance to pee on a prince again? You never know I mean Things are going a little crazy in the royal family disease. I was cracking up at this conversation. And Louand just walks up and she's like, are we talking about peeing on people?

Oh, I want a prince. Oh, I haven't peed on a prince. Don't judge me, all right? It was in the shower, people peeing the shower. She was like, I'm not judging. I mean, peeing on a prince, I'd give you a trophy. Which is the opposite of And then she of course has a subtly one-up princess I mean I've had prince boyfriends, but I haven't peed on them. I mean that's just ridiculous I wonder if Carol Radswell has been peed on I mean she has a princess allegedly So they're driving again back to the house and to Rindus like yeah, that he asked a beautiful bar

Yeah, he's not as beautiful a bar. I never worked there But there was a slur that worked and she's the dating guy from the red lion and she fucked him over and I tried to burn that goddamn bar Damn, I said you better watch it you stupid bar I said, you better watch it, you stupid boy. Hey, hmm, then I was made his way to the red lion and where I became the queen of the cat. Yeah. I think Durinda needs to open up her own like competitor to Yelp, just called Yelp, where you just Yelp reviews.

And that is a beautiful bar. It's nice to be in it, man. So they get back home and take off their shoes and the wannered Ramona Mone together. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, So then we just see Ramona, she has taken a massive shit. We know this because we can actually see Brown on the toilet bowl. I was like, I didn't wanna have to see it, but it was there. It was there.

And so, I don't think she's ever dealt with this before, because she doesn't know how to plunge. She's like taking nap, like tissues and trying to wipe stuff. I think she was, I actually think she was trying to wipe the bowl because she knew the camera would be coming in there. So she was trying to wipe the bowl to make it look cleaner. And it was just. It was disgusting.

Okay, did you notice how they entered the scene? They showed the granddad at the dinner table talking to one of the waitresses and she's like, oh wow, it looks gorgeous. Is that a chocolate turkey? Cutter a mono cleaning poop out of the toilet. Oh my God. I did not notice that, but that was intentional.

That's fucking, it's the Ramona trying to find. So, she's like, oh, please flush, please, oh, oh, please, Maryam, oh, oh, please, okay. I just don't want to frint at a rage, okay? So then we cut to Sonia's bathroom where she's got like bubbles up to the ceiling in a bubble bath Yeah, taking a bath and then back to Ramona plunging. So I can you what? Please flush. Please flush. It's not watching okay Yeah, and so Leah comes in and she's okay, you know what? Yeah, I you know what? Okay, so I stopped up the toilet

Okay, and this is what happened. I've got? Okay, so I stopped up to the toilet, okay? And this is what happened, I figured I had it, I got to unstop it, okay? And Leo goes, did you do number two? And she goes, no, no, I did not do number two, but I think I used too much paper on my not number two, okay? That's what I did, because you know what, I peed it, and then I put in a bunch of toilet paper for no reason, okay?

So I don't know how to use a plunge, you do it. And he's like, okay, and of course, Leo's not the girlfriend you wanna say. Like, oh my God, I have something so private and embarrassing to tell you. Come into the bathroom. Cause he's like, oh, there's a baby turn. It's a baby turn, everybody. Yeah.

And then Durinda comes in. So you guys are you guys? I hear there's a turtle somewhere? It's like, no, no, no, it's a turd time, okay? So you know what, can you plunge this for me? So now, Dorenda's trying to plunge it. And then they're just like, let's just let it sit.

You're shit is too big. I'm like, you're lucky, because I'm constipated. So yeah, good night, man. So they just leave it there, yeah. The way that we all like to fix our toilet, just leave it, it's not gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And this is just a deep cut, the way that we all like to fix our toilet. Just leave you something to happen. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

And this is just a deep cut, but I just want to ask the audience, was anyone else like taking back the real world Hawaii when Justin clogged the toilet and then just left it there? Because I was taken to that. And if you know, you know, if you know, you know. So Luann and Ramona have a breathalyzer.

And Luann's like, Hey, this isn't the same breathalyzer I have. Let me read some instructions. And Ramona tells us, Oh, I thought it would be fun to bring a breathalyzer cake. Let's face it. This group can get toasty and now they can't yell at me. What do you mean I can't have more to drink? What do you mean I can't have more shots? Kai. So Ramona tries to blow into it and gets a low reading and when I was like, oh no, if that means you didn't blow hard enough, trust me, I'm a good blower. Not because I've been through this process, but because I know how to use my diaphragm because I'm a performer!

So she does it and she's like, well there you go Ramona. I just blew into it and look what it says Best cabaret forever! I'm like, well, how come it didn't analyze me? It's like you're a bad blower Ramona Wow, looking at this breathalyzer reminds me to just a few short months ago when I was still on parole and being observed by the state It makes me so emotional and almost makes me want to cry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

So downstairs Colin is cooking and to read open them up, and you make a toast, and then we have dinner. And she's like, oh my God, give me a hug. He's basically recreated the opening scene of Alien within Dive. So then the way in comes down the stairs. And she has her new glasses on, and she's wearing this sort of suit kind of thing.

She looks like she is a teacher or a secretary in an 80s hair band video where she's all business, you know, but then like when the song really gets going, the top comes off and the glasses come off and she's on top of a car, you know, like Tony Katane style. I was waiting for that the rest of the episode never happened. So Leah is telling everybody that she met a bartender last night. And she wants to invite him. And she's like, Linda, basically I'm desperate for Dick not gonna lie. And Linda just sits there cracking up. Yeah. She's so beautiful in there. I know. I wish she got to say more. So Leo's like, you know, I just love a hot bartender.

They're basically like therapists, you know, like therapists and I candy, and then they get you drunk. So I love that. Like, it doesn't sound so great for the bartender, though. It's a very one-way street. So she's like, if you ran to last night, right? You know, I was thinking maybe he could stop by later this hot bartender that I met and during this, like, you know, way as long

as someone loudly incredibly important and close to you, no problem. Okay, no problem. Like, you know what, last time, right. As you wait, as the best employee ever at the red lion and how could I deny a fellow red lion? Okay, okay, red lion. That's like an inside joke with people who are in the red lion. You know, I was like, I think we could figure out, I think we could figure that one out. You're at an ER at the end of lion.

Yeah. So then two guys come over, Lyle and somebody, Sam, Lyle and Sam. Sam, I think, yeah, Lyle and Sam. I'm so cute. And they come over and it's like an official dinner party. I had no idea. Guy.

Yeah, real. So Leah turns to Elise and she's like, Hey Elise, is Erica coming out tonight? And Elise explains to us, Erica was my nickname when I was on Wall Street. When I would drink my alter, you get what come out. I was a party girl. Yeah, this is what Eric, this is Elise.

Hi, I'm Elise. Now, this is Erica. Hi, America. Wow. You know, like, Erica comes out. We'd be in the middle of having drinks and I would sit there and have a drink. And then Erica would come out and she would sit there

and have a drink. If Erica would come out and she would sit there and have a drink If it was just a lease sitting there I would not politely and ask you play questions, but if it's Erica you might hear a question such as Did you read the paper today? Wild and then we get hey Mama And then we get hey mama's hey mama's and when I'm mama's mama. Hello.

Heather Thompson with her husband John. The original Berkshire's lady. She was the one who originally introduced the Berkshire's to us. And we went, we just recapped one of those Berkshire's episodes. Where was that that we did it? It was so fun. It was just last year right well

looking up I don't remember I don't remember where we were was it Atlanta I think it was Atlanta hmm right I don't know but it sure was fun hey mama and so the man comes over in hugs and the man's like well you look fabulous lady with no air conditioning in the guest room now there's like cap and you look at you. You've been singing and rockin' rolling and you're cab-a-ray. And I'm on this like, yeah. Do you know what? She's really good.

I mean, she has a damp pad, okay? Yeah. So, and then Sonya's like talking to you. Oh, sorry. Heather goes, wow, Ramona is complimenting your singing. That is so great, you two. Ramona goes, no, I'm compliment Heather goes wow Ramona is complimenting your singing that is so great you to And Monica's no I'm complimenting her show, okay? I mean they just look at her like how dare you and she's like I mean anyone can sing but who can carry a whole show Especially when they're not paying other people to help them carry it. Okay. It's great. It's like moving yourself

Well, I mean she does have a point because other people to help them carry it, okay? It's crazy it's like moving yourself. Well, I mean she does have a point because, uh, it is a hard show to carry. Sometimes I, the stress just gets to me and I have to go to my dressing room and look at myself in the mirror and just cry. Are you ready everyone? Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you. I just like the idea that she probably always says thank you after she cries. Thank you.

That's rain girls. You've seen me angry. You're worthless. You've seen me laughing. You've seen me laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha. You've seen me crying. Oh. It's cold rain. So then, um, so Niko's up to Colin Cowie.

And, um, she's just being, she's just being sloppy drunk. She's like, be careful. You're the hottest person in the room. And you're bisexual. Do you have a ring? Do you have a ring? Do you have a ring? We're sluts at heart, right? Colin.

And he goes, well, I did put my son to sleep. And she's like, well, put this slut to sleep. It's like cool. I think he said he put his sluts to sleep. He put his slut to sleep. I thought he said I put my son to sleep. And Sonia said, I put this slut to sleep. And I was like

Listening game, but It works both ways and I think it's really but open for interpretation Talk about range So now they're all sitting around at the dinner Yeah, give you lots of things to think about and errors. So Now we're at the dinner table and So now we're at the dinner table and during this like the wonderful Kalyen Kaly has great says not only with the meal but with the fantasy. Here, Lazy and Jennemin is your salad and I know what you're thinking.

Why does my salad look like a little Audrey too? Wanna play standing up like that? Like guess what? I got my clippers and she takes her scissors and cuts like a little string that's holding me and I'm together. She does Melinda's first and so the end I've just sort of like Falls outward and then like a salad appears and Melinda's like oh my god It's like the most amazing magic trick

So it's like The end time Ramona your salad is happy to see me And then is a dorend some call and say, Oh, now Durinda is going around the room, trying to deflow everyone. I came up with that when I picked out the on the. So he was like, well, Elise is Erica tonight and Ramona goes, Oh boy, don't try and make air or Elise happen. I hate both those bitches. Erica, by the way, spoiler alert, Erica never happens. It's just like a lease in the corner. I'm like, look at me. I'm I'm

drunken crazy. I'm Erica right now, everyone. Look, look, I got the end dive on my fork. So Erica, classic Erica, classic. So Lam Chopster delivered and Heather goes, What a rack, baby! That was funny, right? That was funny, right, honey? Right? Come on! Yeah, yeah. Mahalo!

And then Dorenda's just eating the Lam Chop with her hand. She's like a cave woman. And then Luanne is trying to impress Colin Cowie by speaking French. She goes, well, the only thing that I can say is, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them, tell him to listen to your do this yours tell them Bonjour from say he's a caviar. No, sorry.

Did you mean to say? Right, right, that's what I meant. Right, that's what that's what that's what I meant. That's what I meant. So one of the games Sam I think is talking to Ramona and he's like so how long were you married? She goes, you know what? It was a 2018 90 years. Okay, he was a lot of years because oh well, this is a new chapter for you then isn't it? I'm sure you're doing digital dating. Yeah, and she's like, what? She gets into his ears. You whisper, you know what? You know what, Sam, we're on the top 1% and you're not gonna find that on an online site, okay?

He goes, well, I'm not on the 1%, she goes, no, not you, us, we're in the 1%, okay? And then she tells us, I'm not the average person, okay? You know what? Average people don't have two residences. They don't travel all the time, okay? That's what online dating is not for me. That's what Join that I joined that site cupid. I mean okay, cupid no

Cupid okay. It's called cupid okay. Not okay. Cupid okay So it sounds like so you have to have somebody rich instead of just somebody who loves you She goes no you know what it's because men who don't make as much money as me, they have small penises. A cake, they can't get hot, right? Because I make 10 times more than them to set. It's just cake bonus anymore. And he's like, well, I'm not touching that with a 10-foot pole.

She's, Ramona's on that, that he doesn't agree. Wow, go figure. A guy without a ton of money doesn't like being told that poor people can't get it out. Yeah, exactly. He's like, it sounds like you might need a 10 foot pull. And then we get a commercial and we see that like Michael Rappepore is going to be on Watch For Happens Live. Why? Why? You know, I'm like, I'm like a little in a tizzy about him right now because, you know, I already was like pretty disgusted when he was telling Kenny Amora that she had Ashi feet and now he's like standing up for like, he's like

defending Ice Cube and Ice Cube went on like an anti-Semitic rant on Twitter last week. Why are we still having this guy on the watch for happens live? Why is this happening? Oh my God. I don't know. I didn't watch it to do. Of course not. Of course not.

But I'm just like, why is this? Like, do we have to have this guy like, like, parade it out in front of us again, again? Yeah, I don't know about him, but I read on on a little Facebook, you'll Facebook that Andy asked during the something about being drunk all the time, he's like, didn't I drunk all the time? Because then why are you slurring your words or something and she's like, that's my accent. You're just my accent.

The Berkshire's accent. It's just the accent. It's so good inside joke with the red lioners. That's hilarious. So, Sony is just over there screaming, screaming woohooing, you know, as Sony is want to do. And she's like, And that's time for a direct toast. Hey, hey, we've seen that, everyone. Okay, listen, I, I love Leah because she's unfiltered and she's a great mother and she's a great business woman

And you know, I'm very impressed with you. I'm very very impressed and she's probably not sex with a bartender from a Beautiful bar a beautiful beautiful great bar called the bad line and so congratulations You did it. She's like we we teensy out on the picture. She's really like, how much I love it. Thank God, teensy guy. You're so cheesy. You better back it up, teensy, you bitch. She's like, he is a mini me.

You know, but she's even got more hurts, but okay. I have some kind of a filter. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, well, I'm a work in progress. I'm a work in progress, which is like, you know, that's actually like, it's a little disturbing that she pulled a line from Jack's Taylor. Yeah, I'm a Jack's line for sure.

But at least she's shown like that she can have success and, you know, you know, she seems to be on a better path than Jack's, which is, which also says something. But anyway, she's like, I'm just so happy. I'm the only one here without my, who's on my period? Ah! And then she starts like going nuts and starts becoming like, like animal from the muppets all around the house.

Just dance around and stuff. And I was like, to your boy, to your boy, guy to your boy. And Heather's like, how about everybody takes their pants off? Is that funny, honey, right? That's funny, honey, right? So Lee is dancing all around the house and Elise comes up during, she's like,

there's ice cream in there. Can I put it on you and lick it off of you? That was Erica speaking. That was Erica, I was not wild. That was for the cameras. Wow, taking America by storm, that's Erica. So then they're like close. Basically, Leah, Elise is trying to kind of be like Sonia, but she's like, it's like

not authentic to her. But she's like, you can see she's wanting to do it to kind of fit in. And I don't feel like she's being thirsty. I think she's just trying to fit in. And so Leah and Elise are like really close. And then they like, Leah goes something like, you want to kiss or like, I kiss and at least because why not? Why not?

And then they like, show like a little pack, like a tiny pack and at least it's like, I mean, it was a kiss, you know what? Erica, classic Erica, everyone. It's amazing. So then Luanne is asking Leah about her guy that's coming over and she's like, well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he's cute. I can barely see under his facial hair, but he says he's into casual living,

which means he's poor. And I don't care because I just want to be happy. So the bartender's coming over. And then we just get a shot of her and I'm trying to blow into the breathalyzer. Like, whoa, okay, whoa, this is hot. It was like, it was almost as if she was making, it was like, she was trying to say, wow, Bethany, wow, that someone's like a breathalyzer in her face.

So she was just breathing it into the breathalyzer and said like, and she's talking to Heather and she looks at it and she's like, whoa, you know what? It's just one point. Now I'm going to look up the meaning. Kay, 1% can't they? Anybody poor? Kay, you know what? Seems like an amazing guy. He can tell what bracket you're in.

Wow, 1% okay, I mean give it to Avery. So the guy from the red lion in comes in and he looks like he's lived a life. I'll give that to him. He looks like he's in a mumm-fared and sun-stributed band. He looks like he's auditioning for the old man in the sea. I don't know what's going on. He's been to Red Night a long time.

So then Dorenda comes up and says, I don't want to intimidate you, but I was the headwitcher at the Red Lion Inn for 10 years. Okay, I know the Red Lion Inn. I am the red lion in there So you said where'd you grow up and he's like me? Well, I'm still growing up actually Like we're up here my family was to tell a phone name my mom loved kittens

Okay, and the new you know streets. I love streets. I knew a guy you paint Why You pay me for this. It's my favorite. You pay me for this. I want to go to a store. You have a door knob real tight in your hand. They got one at the store. You turn that door knob. It's like you've been there a hundred years. I know that door knob. You make grandmothers bedtays by their door knob. You get guys by their door knob and everybody said door knob stone talk.

And then guess what came out. Bearing the beast. That's why I am the man. That's why I have to keep it sitting. No, I'm sure. I walk around. I actually, that bookshelf over there, I was talking to you. I put a book in it every single day. I put a book in it.

OK. And then I finally was full up. And I said, hello, Bonjour. I looked at bookshelf. He's full. And I just keep cutting to show you that she's talking for 10 hours. Yeah.

And then, uh, Luan gives Durinda a chowel, such a... Well, I just want to say that through thick and thin, we always have each other's backs, even when you are absolutely horrific to me. And I wind up storming up my room and doing things like crying. I just want to thank you for such a wonderful time. I slept with the fishes and swam with the sea. Okay, so Leah takes this opportunity to take the boyfriend out of the room like she runs off with them. By swimming with the sea, I mean that I can see better because I have new glasses.

And in case anyone didn't notice notice he's come from the gift shop of a day's in. Thank you. Thank you. It was just a great find. Thank you. So, during the Talsas, you know, we've had some crazy times in the pictures

and it was not great. But he was still really fine. I give it a seven out of 10. We're like sisters. We have to work out a lot of stuff. And we did. But to find out ways the issues that is still a little bit lingering. Like, is there a still a javani from you, right?

My shot bitch. Just lingering a little bit just for a few years. Yeah, it's all. So next week, there's some sort of party that I'm assuming Ramona is throwing. Or she's mortified about something because we just see her screaming at her, gotta get the beautiful, okay, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, and we just see Sonia, like Flamenca dancing, on a mirror tray and destroying it.

So, sounds like it's gonna be a pretty crazy episode for us to be recapping on our live, our virtual live show. So I hope everyone comes and joins us for that because it's, I'm already very excited for it. Yes, and to get your prepped, your self-prep to just go become a member of the crap-ins-on-demand level on Patreon. You will get all of all videos this week we did Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the New Zack Efron show on Netflix. Hi, Bra! We sure love you guys.

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