Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Overheard in New York

Episode Date: August 26, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55345839Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, you can also find me in the Game Brain podcast and joining me today

on a very special day. It's Ronnie Karam. What's going on, Ronnie? Hi, Bingan. Hi, Ronnie. Hold on. I'm getting a phone call right now. Hello?

Oh, Ronnie, someone wants to speak to you. Happy birthday to you. You know what life is not the capillaries and we're in all right it's not a cabaret the man Okay, wow thanks Okay, wow, thanks. Thanks everybody. It's Ron his birthday, everyone. He's gonna give a birthday forever. What the hell? Here I am still still alive, still taking everybody.

That's very important, that's the most important thing. And no one can be more excited than Mueller about your birthday. I know, look at him. Bealers just completely crashed out behind me over there. He's been sitting there two minutes. Like what is your life that exhausting really? Like I came up the stairs, laid down. Well, it's also, it's a crap ins on demand episode.

So we are video recording, we are streaming whatever you want to call it. This is on video, this recap. So if you want to see Ronnie in his full birthday boy, I won't say he's in his birthday suit, but he's in his birthday aura. And Bueller is passed out. Bueller's just being passive aggressive

because Bueller doesn't like nuffing the center of attention. So Bueller's decided to protest by sleeping behind Ronnie. Ronnie's also being a thief. You know what happened to me? By the way, this, here's a sign. We were talking about, you know, birthdays. We're really selling it today. The past, the passing of time. I on Monday night, I went out to a restaurant and I took a bite of halibut and I chipped my tooth. How do you chip your tooth on halibut? On halibut. You know what? I give him off. You know, last year, I had to get a couple

of broken teeth fixer a couple years ago and It's not the actual halibut. It's the years of it's like that tooth has just been waiting to go on something You know, it's the corn chips. I've the dentist said it was she's like do you what do you eat? And I was like nothing bad I mean, which of course everything I eat can kill your teeth Yes, but she was like do you eat corn? I said, yeah, do you eat corn chips? Yeah, do you eat popcorn? Yeah, like seeing everything and everything had corn in it. The score. My death.

My death was like, do you crunch on food a lot? I was like, crunch on food. I mean, I feel like I applied the necessary pressure to, you know, master Kate it. But yeah, I don't know what happened. It was like the tiny little flag. It was like the size of a piece of salt, but now my tooth has like a rough patch on it,

and it's like it wasn't worth it to do anything to it. So now like, if you see me on this, going like this, like that, it's because my tongue is still like getting used to it. It's like a pet with a new toy. Yeah, look, see this one, see how there's like a chunk missing out of this bottom yeah look see this one she had like a trunk Missing out of this bottom teeth that was with you

We were somewhere out of town and I was eating like a soft pretzel or something and that fucker came off So you see it's just years of corn abuse that was waiting to Waiting to make me pay and so there it is my first habit my birthday wish for you is that There's no more dental loss. I hope that your teeth remain intact for this year. And may this year be as, may this year for you, Ronnie, be as secure as it is for your teeth and vice versa. Well, thanks. Thanks.

That's sweet. Okay, everybody. Guess what? We're here for Real Housewives of New York Day. We're on video. C thought demand come join us on patreon If you want to see those think we're also gonna do Beverly Hills this week. Yeah, we're crazy nuts Yeah, so real Housewives of New York City. Wow, so I guess they were just insecure about leaving it at that

You know that black Shabbat dinner that that couldn't be the ending because Ramona was so vile. Now listen, I've had a week to kind of get over myself and then I had this episode happen. Everything I said about Ramona getting fired last week, I'd like to officially rescind that. Please Ramona, don't get fired and please keep being vile and disgusting because when you're nice,

I just, what am I even doing here, okay? What are you doing here? What if, what are any of us doing here in front of this television set? I know this is like, why don't you want to sit down and play a game of Uno together? I have been, I have been an apologist for this season. I am an apologist for Roni. I'm an apologist for things that I love because I want people to keep loving the things that I love so we can love it together. And so I'm kind of like that, that's my vibe. And I've been an apologist for this season,

but this was not a good episode. I think if anything, like when people are saying the show should be, well, first of all, the show should not be canceled. I think people need to relax. No. This show has been amazing for 12 seasons, and now it has one quote unquote,

dud season and people want to throw it out. That is not how we treat the things that we love. Okay, we rehabilitation. And it's still one of the best things on TV. I mean think of all the memories that we have okay yes last week Ramona yes she did go a little too low even for me but I said and you know I hate a fingerwagger but even I was wagging the finger but yes it was still hilarious and before we saw hilarious and the season what else did we have this season we had Ramona pooping on the floor again we had the whole Ramona dancing member when Ramona was dancing

in her seat to the guy playing the music of the lamp very day yeah I mean just there's been a lot guys also so I also was thinking that there's a pattern with this show this season because of COVID I believe I firmly actually believe a lot of this has to do with COVID, but what they do is they have some sort of like dud episodes in Manhattan, and then they have a really bad episode while they travel to a new location, and then in the new location, they have some amazing episodes,

and then they go back to New York and have more dud episodes. Although I actually think some of those dud episodes were pretty amazing. I mean, I think we're gonna be talking about Black Shabbat for a long time. And in fact, in this episode, we had a flashback to Sonya's monologue, which I feel like was lost in all this.

I feel like all the discussion about Ramona, we have lost the fact that Sonya had an epic monologue. And, you know, Black Shabbat was problematic, but it's also gonna be something we'll talk about for a long time. I just think that the show, I think, but this week's episode was not good. Let's be honest. Let's be honest, okay. We're all leading us to this. If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything.

Yeah, it's just quiet. Now, I know that sounds crazy coming from us. You sit here saying nothing for hours a day, but still, okay, I'm a hypocrite. Just shut up. If you don't have anything to shoot, just end it with the reminder being horrible. I don't need to see Leah trying to be nice to suddenly say for ass at the end of the season, because I think now the season has been airing because they've taken so much time off. I feel like the season has been airing, so they've gotten reactions and now they're coming back in, readjusting their behaviors to those reactions because I don't think so the seasons are in May I think that basically was was that they were this is valentine

Yeah, you're right. I think that happened was that they were Gearing up just making things up. It's fine. It's the internet who needs facts I think I'm just lying. I'm just straight up lying gearing up to just making things up. It's fine, it's the internet. Who needs facts? I think it's lying. I'm just straight up lying. I think they were gearing up for the finale and then they had to pause it for Sonya getting COVID and probably other people too.

And so they kind of just like, we don't know what to do. Let's just, we're gonna put them in this house and try to create some sort of co-da on the season. I think they're just trying to assemble something from a season that was interrupted probably a few times by a COVID. I think it's difficult on a lot of these shows.

I think New York we're really seeing the wear and tear of COVID the most on production. And you know what it reminds me of, it reminds me of like, I'm trying to think of a good example, where like, you're about to, you're setting up to tell a joke. You're telling a story at dinner and you're cheating it up and you're doing the whole setup and you're doing the whole story and you're winding up to that big punch line moment

and right before the punch line, someone interrupts you within a side or a waiter comes by and then the waiter leaves does the order and they're like, oh, what was the rest of the story and then you have to tell the punch line, someone interrupts you within a side or a waiter comes by, and then the waiter leaves, does the order, and they're like, oh, what was the rest of the story? And then you have to tell the punch line, and everyone goes, oh, cool. And you're like, well, that was all ruined now. And I kind of think that's what, I think COVID ruined the punch line for the season, you know?

Well, yeah, something happened that wasn't very good. And I'm just fine. You know, like, I'm fine with them, just, you know how the end of a party. Like, let's say at the end of that dinner that you're at where you're just like, well, that didn't work. You know, it's really nice being able to just be an adult and go, bye, and just get up and leave, right? Yeah.

Why not? You know this anymore? I will then owe you the rest of my money. Nobody left on my joke. I'm outta here. And you can just get up and walk out. And that's what I need from New York. I need New York to just be like, you the rest of my money, nobody laughed on my joke, I'm out of here. And you can just get up and walk out. And that's what I need from New York. I need New York to just be like, you know what?

I've had enough. I've given you everything I can. Last week was the end. No explanation. Bye. Bye for the season, not for the series. I also think that I also think we were, I think we should have had Bershon on this episode. I don't know why we kept our, our for the next episode, like Bershon,

kind of energized the show on every episode that she was on. And so I think it was a mistake not having her on this episode. Well, all of the rumors about Real Housewives of New York have been hilarious because whoever is leaking within the show has been like, there's leak wars now because they're saying opposite things and it's just it's all page 6 right isn't that who's picking up pretty much everything but all the news story you know which is Sonya but it's all of them. Sonya gets caught most but

I think it's all of them but one of them was that Ramona was fired and then Ramona heard she was fired so she wasn't gonna come to the reunion. So then they had to cancel the reunion. And then we heard, no, that's all false. And Ramona's always gonna go to work. Of course she's gonna go to the reunion and she doesn't care. And then the newest ones are that Eboni was fighting with Ramona. And so Eboni didn't want to, oh, Eboni heard that she was gonna get fired.

And so she started to sue Bravo. And so then Bravo put a hold on the reunion because Eboni is suing Bravo and so then Bravo put a hold on the reunion because Ebony is suing Bravo and then That's a lie. So it's just it's making me crazy because I don't know what's going on They still have it done a reunion the show ends next week. I just don't know what good The other thing is I saw today that Bethany released something because one of the rumors is that so do Moa said that that Bethany is coming back tins they're trying to get tinsy to come back which means

that there won't be d'Arinda and that Luanne is gonna be friend of and like that this is what I mean I don't believe I don't believe any of these rumors because they're it's a mess right and I also don't care so I like I'll once you show me what it is, once I know what the cast is, then I'll care. But there's too many rumors at any given time that I never really care that much. But, right.

But that's what they said. So Bethany posted something today that she said, OK, I originally posted this on Instagram, but I took it down because, like, what we need to be thinking about right now is Haiti. So I posted it here on Twitter. And basically, I'm not in a negotiation with Bravo. I'm in a negotiation with Bravo.

And the only thing I talk about the Andy with is not the last one's in New York. I'm like, okay. I just like that. She's like, no, I took it off of Instagram because we need to focus on Haiti. But I'm just gonna post it somewhere else on social media. I was like, okay, Bethany, I guess you care

about Haiti that much. But so she has officially said that she's not negotiations. But again, that means nothing too. Thank God. I mean, thank God, I don't need Bethany back. I really don't need Bethany. She's too much. She is too much.

I think she's too much about herself. She takes, she sucks the air out of every room. I mean, yes, I still can respect what she brought to the show. I'm not taking anything away from her. I just don't need another round of that. I don't think Dorenda's ready to come back either. She still seems fucking crazy online. So she's probably going to take another year. Who knows, but there are plenty of crazy people in New York get on it. Oh, what?

I think part of that Duma leak thing, what part of their gossip, I think it was from them, but maybe it's from somewhere else, was that, oh, I'm blanking on her name. I want to say Lucia, but remember the wealthy lady who put together the birthday party for Mona and Mona said, so they said that she's in talks, which if that's one rumor I do care about, because we always, I think we said, put her on the show. I mean, this lady should be on Roniony it doesn't make sense why she's not I was thinking of it writing so near to the party. Do you think about me writing so nearly no no do it yeah I could that lady seems like she might what she can I do for her seems she doesn't seem I don't know she's like much is going on.

But she seems like wealthy and softballed. She seems like a ghost, I think she's a ghost. I think they're showing the music ghosts. Like give us a ghost. Oh, we have a ghost. Alisa sort of a ghost. Well, she's vacant, not so much a ghost, she's vacant. But I think we could use an actual ghost on real ghost.

Literally ghost. A little ghost. Who could have chains to clank and just float around? I think that would be great. Like, just because you can see through me doesn't mean that I'm transparent or something like that. You know. Yeah.

Oh God. If you talk behind my back, I'll say you're dead to me, but I'm dead to you. I'm dead to you. Hey, why have a role in the hey when you could have a role in the grave? It's also, they're all slutty. Just slutty, slutty, slutty, slutty slutty You may not be able to get inside me, but you can walk right through me Just because I'm slayed it doesn't mean I can't slay

So rough a little rough Yeah, I honestly there's there's a lot of potential for this cast the The point is this, it was a bad episode, but we have not given up on this show. Yeah, we haven't. So let's get into the episode, shall we? Yeah. So, the episode begins with Ramona doing a virtual workout with her trainer Isaac Boots. Isaac Boots. Isaac Boots.

Isaac. And he seems like an Isaac Boots. Does that his name have it right now? It cannot be his real name, Isaac Boots and he seems like an Isaac Boots. Is that his name? I think it's real name. Isaac Boots. Isaac. If it is his real name, then I guess I'm sorry, but you know what? Though he deals with Ramona on daily basis, so I'm not really concerned about him having a thin skin.

So he's so the kind of trainer Ramona needs to. He's like, keep it back to the side gorgeous Okay, Ramona my clients. We all name our bellies. Okay, we've got a rosé. We've got a tabitha It's mine is tiramisu guy Well, you guys oh, we love tiramisu. I'm like remote. I don't think Ramona understands this game It's like did she she has my daughter, Nevery, and my other daughter, Tyrannasuit. I think you're not supposed to name it after what's in it.

I think you're supposed to name it after a name. But I know I do like that Ramona names her stomach after like a square of something, you know? Cause she does have that like blocking this about her, which I really like. I find Tyrannasuit to be underwhelming, I have to say, so that does work for, that is a Ramona dessert, Tyrmasoo.

I don't feel like I know a lot of people, there are a lot of people who like Tyrmasoo. I don't feel like I know a lot of people who really go to bat for Tyrmasoo like that, that they're gonna name their gut after Tyrmasoo. I love Tyrmasoo. Do you go to bat for Tyrmas? No, I wouldn't name my gut, I wouldn't name my gut.

I wouldn't go, I mean, I wouldn't name my gut after tearing me, Sue. What would you name it? But I still love it. I think I would name my chalk keys. My gut or something, or Tates Cookies. Linda Dano. Oh, well.

I name everything after something Linda Dano. I like naming things Felicia. Usually if I have a car or something, I name her Felicia or Linda or Dano. But then Dano sounds like a cop. Like book them Dano, that old TV show. I was really mad that Aaron Gibson and Brian Safi, they changed the name of Throwing Shade. You know that, they changed it a while ago.

And guess what they changed it to? Attitudes. That is not fair, okay. That's Linda Dano's talk show from back in the day. And I feel like that's a very unfair thing to just take for yourself. I mean, that's what I want in my new show to be called, okay? You're what? I'm gonna fight you, Aaron Gibson, and Brian Soffey.

Can we back my thing? Dan O'Keyes! You should have one that's like really just about your thoughts on Paddy LeBelle and call it new attitudes. You come. By the way, I guess I meant more like, what would you do? Stop shaking your head at me. Okay, stop. I was thinking more like, forget you can see me sometimes.

I was thinking more like name your name, your belly in terms of like, what dessert would you name it after or not? Like the name name, you know, like, because I was saying terms to, I don't think I would name my god, term, asoo. Like I don't think I'm not a Terms 2 head like that. What would you name yours? You would name yours, Tara Masalata, or whatever that fried cheese thing is that you like. Well actually, that was,

the fried cheese thing was Sagonaki, which is delicious. I think it's, I believe it's Sagonaki. Oh my goodness, I'm going to get them, this is gonna be like DMV all over again. I'm like the fried cheese thing was known as Musaka. No, I think it's Saginawky, but I actually love to. Don't cancel me, don't cancel me. Don't cancel me.

You're starting from the beginning of this season. Please don't cancel me. Please don't correct me about Saginawky if I got it incorrect because I'm not in a space for Saginawky corrections. I feel like I'm just not gonna do it this week. I will not okay. Well guess what we're about 18 minutes into this and we've talked Nothing about the show so we're gonna have to move move this along Okay, well we're talking about how this episode sucked and then we're just gonna make the recap suck 20 times more

It's an episode about the Hamptons which I live live near at it, Saganaki Harbor. So Ebony is, she, Ebony is doing the most Ebony thing that Ebony could do, which is she's sitting in front of her own like at home teleprompter, making a schedule for herself and just saying names, saying names and writing things down on a legal pad. It's like the most Ebony prop comedy thing she could be doing at that moment. Yeah, she's like Dallas Reigns. All right, got that down. Tamika. Okay.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Sonya, she's outside on her patio thing with one of her interns and it's snowing outside. And Sonya's just going around going, what happened to the broom? Oh, are the fish? I just needed to come back here to check on the fish because she's got a koipond in the middle of winter in New York.

And she's like surrounded the koipond with like spiky fence, like the sort of fence you like to keep out the intruders. Like God forbid, so if the intruders actually make it to the backyard of the townhouse, they have like one last hurdle before they steal the fish. So she the intruders actually make it to the backyard of the townhouse, they have like one last hurdle before they steal the fish. So she's trying to climb over it and then like her jacket rides up

and it turns out like under this big down jacket, she's naked and so her butt comes out. Potentially on purpose, I couldn't tell, but then her butt kind of gets stuck on one of the spikes and it's kind of like, she's like, oh God, it went at my hoo-ha. And I was like, that's horrifying. Mainly because like that's dangerous. That's like the lab, she's like, oh God, it went at my Hula. And I was like, that's horrifying. I mean, because like, that's dangerous.

That's like the lab, the umpairlership, but like Sonya version. Yeah, but Sonya's probably had so much barbed wire upper hooch by this point. I mean, just living your life is Sonya, you know, you've got it, like you have calluses to certain things. That's true. She can climb over anything.

I mean, it's Sony near for Greysink. Yeah. So then we finally land at Leah's apartment because this is the thing this season is that we saw the G-sus apartment. Oh, Jesus. The moment we see that parquet floor, we know it's a Leah scene.

I don't know why they're doing this to us. I feel like the producers have ruined Leah a little bit because we all really enjoyed Leah last season. I mean, Leah ruined Leah too, right? But there's been too much of an answer. But honestly, what did Leah do? Let's be fair. Like, what did Leah really do to ruin herself?

I don't think that she's any different from last year. So why is she so, why is she getting on my damn nerves this year? I mean, she's done so much attention. She's doing funny stuff. She is. I know that's why. That's why I think that like they're giving a disproportionate amount of attention to her story wise.

I think that maybe they're trying to skew, like, oh, she's the voice of the people. We've got our problematical, your lady's like Ramona, but like Leah's like, she's like the kids, you know? But I think the producers are putting too much. And tell you, Google her ass. Yeah. Yeah, well, the least problematic one. Do not Google. She's like a

Saginawky that's unmeltered, right? Just not what you want. So I think that I do think that ultimately she's not on on the Saginawiki scale. So, um, no, I just think that there's been an outsized amount of attention, maybe put on her and Ebony as like the quote of what youngsters and I think that's been not great for Leah because basically everyasine is her family coming over and having a sad meal with her. Where you go? Okay. Yeah. I mean, if I wanted to spend time with the mother who resented me in a tiny apartment,

I'd just visit home more, you know? But here we are. So where at Liyas apartment? Yeah, she's made some food and she's got her dog with like a crazy little tutu sweater, which is just hilarious. And then Brian and Bunny come over her parents and they're doing the typical, and I mean that as a criticism, but also kind of a warm hug, like they're just typical parents.

Wow, we've been married 50 years. Can you believe it? Could you imagine 50 years with this one? I'm like, well, aren't you guys cute? Do this at home. Okay. Don't do this on my TV. Yeah. So she's sort of having a shabbat dinner. This is like a shabbat redemption. This is this is this is our third episode of a row of a shabbat. This is so we are she's doing a little shabbat. Her brother comes over Danny and they're talking about it and

talking about what you do on Shabbat and she goes, well, you know, you're supposed to turn off your phone. Like, you can't turn off your phone because I can turn off my phone for 24 hours. If I had someone to entertain me, which is funny that this is what she's saying on a scene that is already boring us to death to start the episode. Yeah, guess what, I'm on my phone too during this scene.

And it's really hard becoming Jewish alone because people are such mace errors. And the mom's like, yeah, well, some people say you can't just convert if you aren't born Jewish. And she's like, my God, I don't. Yeah, I know. Like, actually, they do do as Evan he told us Wait who told it no Ramona told us right where she went through the whole conversion Wait who who went through the whole conversion and then they said no We don't want you to become Jewish. We want you Jewish already. We want you born Jewish

That wasn't a Ramona Ramona It was Evan and she went through the whole path and then at the end her the man never thanked her And so she was like what I'm gonna go back to crying and we're gonna be like that's almost a Jew by side not to go through this We go back to crying about it. I Would cry it right wishing that people were thinking me for becoming a chill guy. But we never really thought about that. Yeah, because that story does not make sense with her other story, right? If she's crying, that she wishes so badly, she stayed up late at night crying,

wishing she was Jewish. And then she gets all the way to the finish line and then decides not to do it. Okay, someone didn't say thank you to her. So then if you really want, we're crying about wanting to do just like take that dip into the mikva, right? That's the pool you have to go into or seal the deal. Oh, no, the mikva pool.

I mean, Jessica did it on the outside. Christians really did make things easier. I mean, you can literally go through a drive-through and they'll just like, you know, go get one of those little handicups and put it in a water fountain and just like splash it at your face. And that congratulations. You're Christian, leave 10% of your earnings on your way out. Thanks just thanks for stopping by Yeah, we choose to be make it hard we make it difficult right like even if you're Jewish already like oh So you want to be a man?

Guess what now you have to study for nine months, okay? And you have to be a half Torah Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of Christians made everything easier. We're like all those rules that are in the first half of the book. Just ignore them. Jesus is like he forgives you. Just say sorry. Okay. All right, everybody. Come on. Let's have some punch. The Lisa right. You're making it sound like this. I'm like these are gonna. Ha ha ha to be right, everyone says Jesus was a Jew. I've never understood that either because Jesus was Jewish, but then he made his own religion. So do you still call him Jewish? And did he even make that religion? Like Jesus wasn't even Christian because all the people who made the religion of Christianity,

Jesus didn't even follow that because what are you going to follow yourself? I mean, like how media are you? Like even in 2021, you're not supposed to like like your own posts, you know? So I guess that would have been the equivalent of him liking his own post on Instagram. If he was like, hey, I'm Christian. I can't say that. It's a very confusing time for Jesus. I guess it's kind of like a restaurant in California that does its own take on La Zanya. And then five years later, people would realized that was just like California cuisine. And so like at the time, it was Italian food, but with like a twist.

But later on, they're like, no, that's California, that's like fusion, California cuisine or something. Yeah, it's like fusion, Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's really a good way to look at it. Is that Jesus' California cuisine version of Judaism. No, no, no. Jesus is basically using lasagna.

Okay, thanks for coming to church today, everybody. Oh my God. He's like, you know what? Jesus is like, if you take cheese and you say, this isn't just cheese, we're actually gonna melt it. And then it's like, you think it's just melted cheese, but later on, you're like, no, it's actually Saganaki, see? And then it's like you think it's just melted cheese, but later on you're like no, it's actually Saganaki, see?

So the dad's like, I always say Jesus is my home boy. And the mom's like, all right, you know enough about this. Did you get the book thing that you're going for? It's like, yeah, I'm making a book. I wanted to be like part memoir, part prescriptive. Yeah, I'm writing an anti-self-help book and basically like, I don't think I should be given a giving advice to anyone,

but if you wanna hear some things for me, then like you can also read the book, okay? Cause like, then she tells her mom's like, you know, in high school, if I didn't get caught up in clubs, I could have been like, I'll start an athlete, I could have gone to an Ivy League school and she's like, well, that's what happens when you get caught up in drugs

and alcohol. Mom, like, yeah, you literally just set a rough to say that. You cannot say that to your mother. I expect your mom to be like, but thank God you did get caught up in drugs and alcohol. Yeah. Well, she's doing her whole rebellious teenager thing because it's like, first you invite your Christian parents

to your own Shabbat dinner to like do your rebellion thing there And then that doesn't work because they're enjoying it so then you move on to like God like I could have been anything if you hadn't gotten into drugs And she's like I'm just saying that this shows you what happens when you get involved in drugs and alcohol and she's like God you know the guy there mom shows you what happens when you get involved in drugs and alcohol. And she's like, God, you don't have to go there, mom. Yeah, but it shows you how it robs people. And then the brother's just picking up the whole hall. He's like, Mm bread. Just trying to change the subject.

And she's like, um, it's not like I had my whole life robbed from me. And funny goes, you did. That's the truth. You did. It's a dandy. It's like, well, you know, maybe certain years, not your whole life. And then Leah goes, well, I got to experience the rave scene of the 90s. And I wouldn't trade that for anything. Harvard by like, well, you know, you could just also experience the rave scene and go to Harvard. They're not mutually

exclusive. I'm like, yeah, but you know, I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, I understand what Lee is doing because I do that sometimes where it's like, well, if I didn't ditch PE class all the time, I could be president. You could just say whatever you want. It's like, I didn't go to college, but if I had, oh, you bet I would have invented a spaceship that could land in a swimming pool. That's right. I think about that out.

My version of it is, well, if I hadn't loved the Smurf so much, I would have stayed with the soccer team and then I could have been a jock, but I didn't, because I actually quit the soccer team when I was a kid to stay home and watch the Smurf suns out day mornings. True story. I couldn't have dropped that. There you go.

I could have been a jock. I didn't graduate high school because I refused to go to PE class. Did you know that? That's true, yeah. I refused to go to PE every day at PE. I would leave because it was right before class. I was right before lunch. So I would leave PE and walk to my city's house, my grandmother's house, and play cards

with her and her two sisters, my aunties. And we would sit there and watch days of Our Lives with Lisa Rina and Eileen, and then another world with Linda Dano. Okay? Wow. So that's why I have such a tie. And then at the end, they called me and my mom and they were like, you can't graduate without your PE credit,

and we don't have that at summer school. And I was like, oh really? Then fuck you! Get my friend GED on the phone! And I got my GED because all of that, because I refused to go to PE class. Thank you! Thank you for being with Pride all these years later. Wow. Yes. And also you did manage to go to the 90s rave scene, so you really got it all in, didn't you?

I did, actually, and I was at the limelight in the tunnel. So you see, I did get to experience that as well. Yeah, so you're regularly imagining it on yourself. Yeah. So anyway, we're still at Leah's house. This is what happens when you do this show. I know, but if nothing happens on the show, then we just use it as a, as like a jumping off point to talk about whatever's on our minds, which apparently has to do with Linda Dana and Psychonacci today. So, fried cheese,

lipidado, and the Peequas. Yeah. Um, yeah. So anyway, Leah is just excited because she went to the lime lion in the tunnel, which was cool for her. She got to probably listen to a lot of cool songs by, you know, like, the woman who sings. Mother, mother, they're Tracy Bonham, you know, so, Tracy Bonham Carter. Tracy, but so then the mom that, so she still hasn't pissed off her mom enough. So she goes, mom, I mean, you say I'm addicted to plastic surgery and that's not nice. She's just jumping to all this stuff to try and fight with her mom. And her mom's like, well, you know what? Three plastic surgeries in six months is not great. All right. One yet the notes job, then you had the boob job. And then it puts three up on the screen, but with an X over it like because she was accused of putting fat from someplace else into her

butt. But that wasn't true. She goes, you know what, do another one. I'm calling an addiction. Now I'm just calling it a dependency. Okay. Don't have anymore. Don't have anymore.

I'm done. And Dan is like, you look great as you are. So yeah, Leah's just talking about, then she starts out about how bunny has all these criticisms for her and then maybe those have an effect on her. Maybe she can blame her plastic surgery addiction on her mom. So, ultimately, bunny goes, listen,

this year, I'm gonna be 100% behind you based on what you do. Which is about as conditional and not 100% as possible. A team bunny. So then we go to Romano's apartment and Romano's sitting there too. Business. I'm a business lady. Kai, you know what? What do I have to do? Probably tax is so much. Kai, you know what? Tax life tax

life. You know what? I was correct. Tax life had a big tax life and maybe sit on it now to more famous guy. Yeah, she's still doing her real tourist test and she's like, you know what, it's good thing. Math is my best subject. No, whoa, Ebony gave me some great advice, Kai. She said, you know what, Ramona, you go at your own pace. Don't put a limit on where you're going to finish this real estate course and that's

why and that's my thing.. Don't put a limit on where you're gonna finish this real estate course. And that's why, and that's my thing. I don't put limits on. I got my own pace, and that's why I drive 120 miles per hour. The long, ion express way to get to the hamthons. Okay. And that's really helped me. Okay. Because you know what?

Now I'm progressing even faster because I'm sure myself. Thank you, Ebony. Then I said, you have any more advice? She said, maybe go poop in the toilet. And she said, no, why, make up the thing. So then she gets a call and she's like, oh my god, seriously? In this sonia. And so she's like, sonia, Rita, how are you, honey?

Guy, you look so pretty. I'm like the top. You've got so much glitter. So Ramona knows that she's in deep shit after that last episode. And here she is being the apologizer Ramona. So, Sonia's like, well, we did a test last night for COVID and we tested positive, both me and Emma.

And like, you know, I felt crappy. I had body aches and I thought it was just allergies, but it turns out it was COVID. I'm like, yeah, I don't think that you get body aches from allergies. So then Ramona, Queen of Empathy goes to... Yeah, but she also just went over a barbed wire fence, like, raw vatch. So you never know with Sonia. She can get a body aches from a lot of other things.

You just thought it goes to Salem. The constant body aches. Ramona's like, whoa, you know what? Left night, my head ached and I felt really tired and I thought, whoa, maybe I got COVID I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem. I had to go to Salem.

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as in very scary, everyone's like, whoa, I thought I had it, but I don't. It's like great remote and great empathy. Hi, thank you for calling 911. Oh my God, someone's on fire out here. You know what? I have a candle and I thought that could start a fire, but it did, good luck.

Click. What's it, right? Hello 9-1-1? What? Guess what? I thought I was dead and murdered, but it turns out I'm actually just fine, alive, and alone alone, but someone could have been murdered, okay? Why?

Or she's just a 9-1-1 answer, or she's the operator just... I'm doing everybody, yeah. I'm sorry, 9-1-1, I just saw someone get run down in the street. You know what? I was just thinking I could get by a bus because these crosswalks aren't clear enough. Okay, good luck, bye! Click. 911, oh my god, there's been flooding in my house, it just got swept away. Whoa, that's crazy.

Because you know what, the other day it was raining and I was like, oh my god, I forgot to bring the chairs inside. Whoa, I told the industry out. Good luck, why? of raining and I was like, oh my god, I forgot to put the chairs inside. Whoa, I told the industry at block one. So Sonia's like, thanks, that makes me feel great. She goes, I guess I feel less bad now, Ramona. She goes, that's the point, guy. And she's like, well, Ramona going to bed really early and not having COVID. Tessa really help me somehow.

It's really happened with the fact that I have COVID, but okay Ramona shares you well. And mostly, you're gonna be fine, relax, okay, boy. It's like the most, at least for your seven, it goes one week later. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant Two weeks later Three weeks later Four weeks later, it's like are we this desperate really?

For context, you're gonna just start putting numbers on this This is how does put there to stretch out the episode right like this is this I think it's clear that this episode In next episode should be just one big episode and they're like one two They're like just counting right Yeah, we wind up in Ebony's apartment and she is like fully done up. I mean this is not just like done up for to look good on camera This is like she is going to be like at a prom or something her eyelet Right. It's like blue her hair is like totally blown out, but she's in sweats.

I was like, what is, okay, I mean, I know you like to glam up. I know there's reasons behind that, but this is like, you're in your sweats, this is crazy. Yeah, well, this is to meet her dad, right? So she found out. I realize that's why I'm right, but I was just like. I was thinking too, because one of my nieces isn't cheerleading. When she goes to cheer, they have to put all this makeup on and they have to wear curled on her. Curled on her ribbons and bows, right?

It was very cheer competition. It was going off with Ebony. Yeah. It was. But then we found out. I guess it was to meet her dad So she found out that the genetic investigator was correct And her dad was one of them and she found she's hoping it's Pierce Brosnan, but she's not sure

He was willing to do a DNA DNA test and he was the father and his name is Jude and it's incredible to know his name And so she's reaching out and making the most exciting phone call of her life Yeah, for divorce male She also really missed an opportunity to start off with hey Jude So she she by the way she leaves the most epony voicemail My name is Ebony K Williams and I'm really looking forward to speaking to you If you can give me a shout-out back whenever you get a moment. I loved interview for the Fox 11 news Okay, great. Thank you so much. We'll get back to you. Hopefully after weather in this commercial

We can take a bad time and make it better hit her. Okay. Thanks. Give me No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that like Ebony leaves a voicemail like she's a robocall. It's like, I hope I hope you hear the pure intention in letting him know that the Social Security Administration is very angry at him and you possibly don't really go. Hello, this is Ebony K Williams. Just going to let you know that your car's auto warranty is about to expire. I'd hate for you to be left out on the cold. Okay. Give us a ring back. Na-ma-ma-ma. Na-ma-ma-ma. Na-ma-ma. Na-ma-ma. Take a bad warranty and make it better. So, now we go to Sonya with her interns. Now it's four weeks later. While still it's four weeks later. Sonya is with her interns. She's like, oh, I could it's still it's four weeks later. Sonya's with her interns. She's like, oh, I could have died. Can I tell you, Ramona, I had such an emotional moment with her.

When I told her I had 103 degree fever, Ramona calls and goes, I'm sitting with an ambulance. I'm coming over right now, and she came, didn't I didn't even answer the door, okay? And at first, when I thought I had COVID, I thought I was fine. Not true. Next day, I was so sick, but I'm so nice and received calls from all the girls. I mean, Ramona sent me gorgeous, gorgeous flowers. And you know, when then Luan, you know,

when I told her I had a hundred three degree fever, she said, fever and started singing and then just walked away. So lovely. I know that was her way of showing that she cared. And then Leah and Ebony came over with a bunch of pills, which is also new needs because you know she's the lady with 9 million pills, you know. And but hers are probably at least prescription, you know.

You can't move from like a bag of zanny, shit like that to like zinc. And she goes, oh my god, look at this, zinc. It's what the doctor said I need. Sure. Zinc, it's what the doctor said I need. Mm-hmm. Hahaha. Sure. So then, Ramona's just getting, she's packing because they're gonna go to the Hamptons. And she has an intern who is, you know, a little larger.

And so, somebody goes, oh, I'm too fat to wear this. Okay, I'm too fat. I can't wear this. And she sees her intern is like, she's, oh, wait. I know how you're telling me, I shouldn't fat shame myself. I'm not too fat, I have a beautiful figure, and you're right, I shouldn't fat shame myself.

Thank you, thank you. The girl hasn't said a thing, she's just looking at her like really. Oh, she's, yeah, she's, yeah. So I'm just like, it's just not my size, okay? And the girl goes, it's not the season for a skirt, okay, that's what we're gonna say. And she's like, okay, whatever you need.

So Luann, Luann's like, well, I understand why Ramona would want us to get together. And then we see a clip of Ramona inviting Luann and saying, none of us have boyfriends, okay? You're gonna do this thing. It's like Valentine's, but for, for guppies, okay? It's called Valentine's but for guppies, it's called Valentine's. We're gonna do something instead of Valentine's. We're gonna celebrate the French Revolution.

We're gonna celebrate Guillaume's OK. Guillaume's day. So Luan is trying to put a spin on this. Gila Times Day, Kay. So, um, Luanne is trying to put a spin on this and she's like, well, you know, it's winter in the Hamptons. Nothing's really happening here in Sag Harbor. So I could think of anything more fun than huddling down with my girlfriends. Nothing more fun at all.

Just gonna sit here with a pot of not lamb curry lamb guards look different curry huh so she calls Sonia Sonia Rita happy birthday oh my god I'm so exhausted from covid I just you know what Leighanne I really don't think you realized how sick I was and she's like well I mean I checked in on you but I didn't hear anything back which I guess I can

understand but I mean I did charge of on you, but I didn't hear anything back, which I guess I can understand. I mean, I did charge your Venmo for the VIP experience, so you might as well have enjoyed it. Cherish the day that you don't have COVID. All the ways be someone who checked on you. Thank you. So Sonia's like, so Sonia's like, I was really dying. You know, my assistant was doing the Leop Leop is now it's not the time to practice your prayers. I'm on the call with son. No, it's me that way

You know the thing that Harry Dubin does when we have sex. Oh the inhaler. Yeah, the inhaler Now I didn't realize that Marley could also do for a ball so I thought that was a cat thing So Langus well, I can't wait to spend time with you. I miss you You know you've been a little quarantine lady a little little cutie little quarantine lady edge of death little edge of death He covered lady So just okay, well, I'll talk to you later. You know what? Maybe mean Ramono share room. We can share the antibodies because we both had it. She's like, all right, we'll save me some of that cute little Sony, Sony reader reader for the weekend. Love you. And so they hang up and Sony is telling her interns. Oh my God. You

know, I speak, speak so much shit about Luan, but I love her so much. You know, I just can't stop and share. I mean, I do talk about Ramono too, but I mean much shit about Luan, but I love her so much. You know, I just can't stop being shit. I mean, I do talk about Ramona too, but I mean Ramona is different, but Luan, I mean, I really say bad things about Luan. I mean, you know, she's a whore with her face, and her mouth, and her butt. You know, do you remember that time? I said, I've never seen somebody be a whore in the elbow before I met Luan. Do you remember that?

It's horrible things. Remember that time, I said, I kind of wish you got her hand over by a bus. Like when people talk about throwing people under the bus, I just want a sh her in front of one. You know when I said that, so funny and so sincere too, it's great to say things that are really on your mind. So I can hear you. Turns out that, of course, Sonya would hang up her iPhone as if it were a landline, right? So she just puts it down, pays down. Like, okay, hanging up now.

And so Luanne, here's the whole thing. She's like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. iPhone as if it were a landline right so she just puts it down based down like okay hanging up now and So Luanne here's the whole thing she's like here she is talking about me. I got a race star. I can hear you Turns out I'm not the only one who knows how to project am I right am I right? But she's taking it okay right now. She's like that girl so crazy So she thinks it's funny right now until she has time to stew about it. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't know about that. I don't know if like, you know, not hanging up your phone necessarily indicates

that you're wasted. Just means you're, I know, distracted. But it's so funny. Yeah, it's like now you're gonna choose to call her and I'll call it, okay. Like after all of the shit that's happened this season and all of the fit the son you has had, the calling you a bitch behind your back is really,

like locker up, locker up boys. I've had it So now it's time to head off to the Hampton So party van shows up at Sonia's house and she's sort of climbing over snow with all the taxes I've had got they can't shovel they can't plow They can't they can't send a hot guy to get the blackberry out of my toilet. I mean he had New Jersey. They plow every two seconds out of my toilet. I mean, he had New Jersey, they plan every two seconds. And then it's like, oh my God, we're all been going to nine. So there's so much like, hey, Emma, intern Emma, I mean, are you in charge of getting her ready? So I should be mad at you and not Sonya. Look at me. I'm

fun having Ebony. Look at that. Look at my smile. It was making me uncomfortable. Yeah, this, so this is the part of the episode where they really start to lean in on any scrap of content to stretch out the episode. Because now it's been watching, you know, like, you know what, I don't think I wanna sleep downstairs. I wanna sleep upstairs, cuz I slept downstairs and I have like a painful time when I slept downstairs. Well, I'm gonna sleep downstairs.

Well, what about the bottom? Well, I can sleep in the bottom. Okay, I'm gonna sleep on the bottom. So I'm gonna sleep upstairs, cuz I, you know, remember last time when I was upstairs, see why is this going out for 10 minutes I'm discussing where they're gonna sleep I'm sitting in his boat with a pat push on and everybody's like she can go to the lower level how about that just sending her down to the lower level is amazing so um and everybody says you know I feel fine that Ramona just has decided to invite Miss

Bershon I mean clearly it took a beat for Miss Bershon to kind of find her way with the woman, which is not easy. So I think maybe some more time with the ladies will be a good thing. And that's something we're going to find out tonight at 11 on the news. Thank you. So Ebony is like, you know, who's going to take the top room? He's like, I'm taking, I want that. And so they're like, you're gonna go against Luke, cause you know, Luke thinks that she gets that room now, right? She's the big diva. And so we think this is gonna be the big fight.

That's not where, yeah. It's gonna be a room fight. Yeah, cause actually when we're watching it, we think this is just setting up a huge fight. But now in retrospect, we realize, oh, this is just stretching content, cause there is truly no room fight as far as we have seen so far.

Right. So then we go to Ramona's just getting ready. Ramona's like, oh my god, I'm nervous, manly, okay? You know what? Of course, I'm like, you know what? Revax Ramona and Joy give a time. Okay. So Luann shows up first and so her car pulls up and we hear her say, oh, oh, I'll get this one. And she like has this tiny little bag. And then the guy the driver has all these heavy bags. I just love her acting as if she's helping him out. Like, oh, don't listen. Don't you worry.

I am a woman of the people. And I shall carry my tiny little paper bag. Okay. You got those my pieces of luggage She's of course carrying the Giovanni bag just cuz she knows that Dorenda is sitting at Bluestone Manic going you fucking bitch Yes, and she's also wearing a sweater that is like you know It's truly a super mariburathers landscape. It is like that's like, you know, it's truly a Super Mario Brothers landscape. It is. Like, that's like my, when I saw it, I was like, where is Mario?

I couldn't believe, I actually loved it. I love the sweater. Yeah, it was a Mario background. And she's like, look at me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm fresh for playing into snow. Everybody's coming to this with their most positive attitudes, it's bizarre. So her mom was like, you know what? Should we bring you shoes? Yeah, because the carpet is beige guy.

She's like, these are clean shoes. What are you talking about the clean shoes? You were just wearing them outside? Just on the snow Ramona. I was wearing them on the snow. You know that Luan Intentionally stepped in some dog shit just so she could tramp around on that beige carpet. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Ramona. So glad we're friends again. So, uh, then there's like, they go downstairs and just, these sofas look a little different. Well, they're actually the same.

Well, why do they look different? Like, guess it's the red. And you pulled them closer together. Wow, what a great penultimate episode this is. Am I right, everyone? I know, I was waiting for the rest of that episode for her to be like, so, Leah. Do you think these couches have been pulled closer together?

Yes or no? It's what I like to call an optical illusion. So, look at this silver. It's like so gorgeous. Whoa, well, I've never had a Galantine's Day before because I've never been so lonely and desperate that I had to be actually alone on Valentine's Day. But I guess that's the first for everything.

Am I right? Hmm. You know, let's talk about Sonia. I mean, Sonia's fine, right? Well, she's so fine that she was totally wasted on the phone. And she thought she hung up. And she said she talked bad about me. And you know, do you know to think? She was totally wasted on the phone. And she thought she hung up. And she said she talked bad about me.

And you know, do you know to think? I rented out her townhouse for two months. I mean, my friends from Abu Dhabi are coming. And I mean, I practically rented it out to them. I mean, maybe they won't rent it, but I'm still the closest that she's gotten to renting that place out. How could she? How could she?

Like, your friends from Abu Dhabi, friends from Abu Dhabi, have are descending on the town. I got, I feel bad for those friends. It's like, you're almost renting friends from Abu Dhabi. Your former friends, like, well, that's a beautiful place. And it's brown eyes and a tube TV in the attic. I think you'll absolutely love it.

And I give her a call, and all I hear, talking out of me. And what I call her when she's sick, and what does she do to she get back to me? No, it's a double-handed relationship. It takes two hands to be this offended. I'm double-handed in this relation. I run and goes, you know what? It's a displaced emotion. Yes, double-handed

Displaced Well, you can't just place things with one hand. I'll tell you that much That bitch so I'm gonna go so well you know what you and I have moved on from our divorce Okay, even though our ex-husband are infatuated with us. Okay. We're like no Can't come back to us. I'm sorry that I'm ageless and now you want to get back with me, but you know what, I've moved on. You know what, our lives are better than ever.

And we've saved money and we've accumulated wealth. And you know what, we now have a standing table at Mar-a-Lago, okay, and you know what, she lost money, okay? And she's lost, we're not. And you know what, so when she gets drunk, she resets you and not not because you have free lamb curry not anymore. Oh, that's right. Because you left you because you're terrible, right? Well anyway, I can order lamb curry because I've accumulated wealth and you can look at me ordering

because you're near me who's accumulated wealth. She doesn't okay and I'm very, very sad for I'm sorry and sorry. Well, she better not take it out on me, Rona. So then we go back to the bus and Leah is so excited she gets to do this again because last time she kind of ruined the trip. So she's like, I'm just really glad that I can be here and like enjoy these women. But still feels weird. And then we get a clip of her being like, you're a ho, you're a ho, you're a ho. And yelling at Heather.

Why do you have to be in everybody's business like a Karen? God, I do sort of miss Heather. I was so hoping we'd have a whole season of Heather. I know that she quit after that Hampton's trip and we knew that, but man, that would have been fun. Just more of that like passive aggressive smile, just annoying everyone. So, um, then, the, when, then they're in the kitchen and there's a chef and he's put dressing into champagne suits.

Oh, well, I've never seen salad dressing in a champagne flute. Wow. It's almost as if I'm setting up a hilarious moment where someone drinks this by accident. No, oh, we're not doing that. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Um, wait, hold on. Is there truffle oil in this? Yes. Oh, truffle oil in a shard, pain flu. Oh, called it. Wow, so people what they want, am I right? So Leah shows up and Ramona runs up to her and hugs her, she's like, okay, you what? You mean the girl's stairs right now and all keep the girls busy.

She was already told them I was taking the room. She's like, okay, well, come on. I'm trying to have an episode here or not. I know. It's actually kind of an amazing episode in seeing how none of the the things happen. All the things they set up, nothing fires off. So, Louisiana. Oh, look at our baby because Ramona is like is in a good place with with Lee. So, so we're going to go. Oh, look at our baby. Look at how cute our little baby is soon. She'll be growing up. She'll be in high school and

graduating and going to the limelight of the tunnel like every mother would want. I'm so proud of her. Oh my god, soon she's gonna have boobs at work and nude lips. Sharni got those two, yeah. Oh, well second round, round two. Oh baby girl! So Sonia is stealing stuff off the bus. She's like, I'm taking the kombucha. And everything goes, I'm taking every damn thing

I see off this bus. And Sonia says, Well, charity starts at home. That's what my mother used to say. I just love the idea of Sonia being raised by someone who's just going everywhere and stealing everything off of the tables. I'm like, I actually don't know if I really understand

without saying charity starts at home, is that, but I don't, did that apply to that situation? What does the charity start at home really mean? No, I'm like, son, you took it more of a selfish way. It's like we take everything. I think, yeah. Like the charity start at home. I'm the whole time.

Yeah, we start getting charity at home or something. Charity means like you learn to be a charitable person at home, right? So if you're kind, you're not just kind to like poor people, you're also kind and wonderful to your family. I think that's what I say out for this cast. Charity starts in any decades ago. Yeah.

One time, I was back when he used to make mud pies in the woods. My dad said charity starts at home and I said, you know what starts at home? Mud pies. Okay, and the Jody Parsonsmith came up to me and said, I'll tell you what starts at home, everything but you. You kicked out to this day and never been back to my house. Okay, sorry, sorry. Charity did start at home.

It's the first time I played the role. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh full circle of growth here among these groups of friends, me and Ramona in particular. So it's nice to return to the scene of the crime as it were. We're going to go inside and find out of this gallantines is all it's cracked up to be. Jay Park, you'll be right back. We'll be right back after the break. So, um, yeah, so Ebony is saying that the girls are her best friends now. Lies. And then Luann, um, she's like, well, I had this idea to have an identity swapped in her. So we're all going to come dress as each other. Yes. And I think we all were like, oh, please let whoever dresses as a company. Please let's not end the season

on on a really bad note. You guys are so far doing a pretty good job of having a non problematic episode. Okay. So then what in particular, Lu Ann, you know, of all people, my goodness. Yeah, well, she's kind of, this is gonna be her due over a moment, I suspect. So, for a few years ago. So now, Leah got Ramona as her, like, identity swap, the person you address up on, as so she brought a COVID bag that's gonna have

COVID blood plasma and it or whatever. So she's getting that ready and everyone is just there's like big bags coming in from the car. It's like, oh my God, you know, it's only two days, right? Like that whole the standard, you know, luggage observation moment on a real housewise vacation. Right. And so Ramona sees Sonia's coming in and she's like, oh my, oh my god. You know what? Can this lovely band take it back upstairs? You're like, no, Ramona, never you can't. He's older than me. Thank you, Oscar. Goodbye. Run Oscar. Just go, Oscar.

And Sonia's like, oh my god. Ramona does a 20 minute plank and she can't get my bags up the, up the stairs. And so then it's the lugging stuff up to clown music. And the way it's not happy about it. She's like, I mean, first Sonya's talk smack about me. And now we're carrying her back up the stairs. I mean, am I a glutton for a punishment or what? I'm just such a good friend. Yeah.

So then Leah, and Leah's showing her stuff to Ebony, the wig for Ramona. She's like, doesn't even look like her antironaculas. Totally wacky. And then Sonia goes up to Ramona in her room and she's like, listen, I just have to say right away. I'm going to be emotional right now. I'm glad you're here, Sonia. I'm very glad you're here.

We don't have to crock, but I feel so guilty. Because I was just holding shit in. You know a lot of stuff You know man, I vented on you I vented on you Ramona. I mean, I don't know how we got there But just please don't say chase bank ever again to me, please Yeah, I will get the flashback of that monologue for another dress another car another night. So then um, uh, yeah Covid-maid's lead made Sonia more introspective and, you know, she admits that what she, she feels like she was being very rude to Ramona on Shabbat.

Although to be fair, Ramona was being an epic monster, so she deserved every ounce of rudeness. So Ramona goes, you know, I knew you would go into a hard time, which is why I didn't hop at any anger. Okay, I get it. Unlike the man who hates you, which is a bad friend to you. But you know what I always say? Charity always begins on the top floor of a penthouse, okay? Oops.

I put your penthouse in my back. Cyber Mona, cherry to begin with, no. So they have like a big apology time and then let's see from home. It's like you know what? I mean I was just worried about Sonia because she had a very serious disease and she's all alone. I mean who's gonna take care of Sonia? Nobody you know what? Look what Sonia has. Nothing. You know what Sonia has? Toes on her feet. She probably owes money on those. Okay, you know what? Who thought Sonya? Nobody, you know what?

One time I saw Sonya give a dollar to a hobo on the street and he gave it back to her and said, you need this more than me. Okay, fun. And it was sad. It was sad, guy. You know what? Sonya hasn't accumulated wealth.

She accumulated COVID, okay. So you know what? I was like, I'm gonna center an ambulance. And by ambulance, I basically center the New York Times okay, I said go, this isn't an ambulance. She didn't know the difference okay, it's not my fault. So now, some are selling your bases like, I'm gonna go apologize to Lunax.

So now they go, they said I have lunch and I was like, okay, girls, you know what? I thought, let's chill out inside. So I thought, okay, I'm gonna get you guys some cute outfits and they're comfy and they're nice, okay? So she has all these like Pajot like these flimsy black Pajot. They look crazy They're like senior citizen jumpsuit kind of pajama things with like a little Pazaz and all the women are just like looking at them in horror thinking wait, we all have to wear these for our season finale

No, no, no Yes, and little glue on facial jewels and stuff like that and he's like well, I'm checking out new gallantines outfits and The word is in their cheap. They're ugly and they're cheap very cheap, but in the spirit of sisterhood I will put cheap clothes on and plastic crystals on my face right after sports. For the fashion report, this is Epony K Williams back to you, Chuck. So then, so then, then Ramona also got them boas and the one I was like, well, I want a wearaboa,

not be constricted by it. Get it? Because it's a plan to work panic or go boa constrictor. It's a type of snake really like Ramona right? Then put that in the capray boa constrictor. Yes, boa. It works. It works, Lou.

Works great. Boa. Boa. Got it. Constrictor. Got it. Constrictor. So then Luana's son you're in the kitchen and

and Luana's like well I'm eating chocolate because there's no dessert So I might as well have some chocolate now. She's I don't normally worry about food with Ramona's, but I mean no dessert and She talks about how everyone freaks out about COVID and she's like, yeah, it was really difficult having COVID I mean, it's like that proceed basically. It's basically that proceed. No one wants to hang out with you anymore I mean, this is like that per se basically. It's basically that per se. Then we're not staying out with you anymore. Yeah, not even Jesus. And here's a Jew, did you know that?

Listen, you know, like in New York, you think like that's actually like a chicken in a pot, right? Sonia starts moving from chicken soup to then chicken in a pot. And it's like, you know, you think, you know, it's New York, you think they'd send you just five chickens over in a knife. You just killed a lot of them right there. No one even sent me a chicken.

I can't believe it. I didn't hear from Frank Purdue. Because she's talking about that guy she was dating. And she's like, oh my god. He didn't even send me a chicken soup. I mean, he's Jewish. He should know better. Not even chicken flowers.

Maybe he even sent me chicken flowers or chicken nuggets. Nothing but chicken on them. Chicken butter and jelly. I mean, that would have been nice. Not even a VHS of chicken wrong. I mean, do you know how many times I had sex with my ex of that movie? He didn't even send me that.

So she goes, he fizzled out. I mean, I gave it my past. I was a listener. I even did FaceTime's with him while he watched TV. Oh my God, that's so sad. Yeah. Don't do that, right? Those days when you're older, huh?

So that, what kind of Frenchie Frenchie would always come with flowers for me and the interns and the land goes, well, yes, but he's French. And I'm gonna give you a look as if to show you that, I've been to Europe. I know what French people are about American guys are just not romantic. She's we need to go to Europe and say start dancing around all excited

This is by the way, what was unique about this episode? This happened I think twice is that they started doing the Where are we gonna go on our cast vacation conversation? But they're not gonna get their cast vacation. I was like, so I was like, I wanna go to Europe. Where should we go? It's almost like the producer said, this is your final shooting day, and they're like, but we didn't get to go on our vacation. Like, you know what, let's just force it.

If we talk about it, they're gonna have to send us on vacation, okay, quies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering about that. Like, if it was just not planned on ending right now and they thought they still had like another big finale to go to or something, but.

Right, right. So they're going over the menu for the night. Now they're all dressed and half like little, you know, putting on sparkles on their face and stuff. And talking about Galantine's day, and Ramona's dancing around, helping a shaker, a martini shaker. And Lee is like loving it.

Yeah, and then we go to Luana Sonia in a closet. Luana's like, well, isn't this fun? This is fun. We should go to Europe. We should go to Europe. Now you realize that I was on the phone, you started drashing me the other day to your interns. And she's like, oh, well, yeah, yeah,

why'd you do it to you? And I do it to Ramona too. How do you apologize to a moment? I was gonna apologize to you, but you know, here's the thing. I was coming off my antidepressants. Well, it was alright. Well, Sonia, you're endearing dear to me. Well, more like far and dear from to me. And look, I love you sometimes. Marley says, say I do and you know that. And to talk that way about me, I mean it just makes me, eugh, and yes I know I'm saying that to someone who had COVID, but it makes me absolutely, eugh, and a person can only take so much, so much, and then

it just turns. Oh, I'm the real victim here. Yeah. So I could just feel so bad about talking shit about her other time However, if we don't talk shit about our best friends who the fuck do we talk about? Housewives you need to start watching Bravo, so that's what I do. That's exactly. Yeah, we don't talk about shit about our friends at all So then Downstairs, they're gonna are down there and they're looking at the table. And the table's all set up and Sony's looking at her.

Well, I think we should just clear it all off and fuck on it, but who's gonna fuck on it? Nobody's just us. So everybody's like in a super happy mood. And Lune, I was like, well, she's laying on thick because Sony's trying to be so overly nice, right? And then they talk, everybody talks about how she's optimistic about dating again and then they get a salad in another piece of glassware. This time of Martini. I'm not sure you're hiring out here, but have you heard of plates?

Have you heard of a plate, Romana? I mean, this is absolutely ridiculous. Nice that you can serve me a martini on a saucer. So then, oh look, the pizza hearts. So then, they started talking about traveling. Whoa, where should we go on our animal cast vacation that we're definitely going on? How about Italy?

How about Paris? How about Romania? How about Germany? How about Greenland? How about Italy? How about Paris? How about Romania? How about Germany? How about Greenland? How about Switzerland? How about Sweden? Ramona stop it. We're not going anywhere. I'd fact someone in all of those places and Evany is like, no, how about we go to New Orleans? Because to know me is to know New Orleans. Everyone's like, thank you for working in New Orleans for us. Let's go back. Orleans because to know me is to know new Orleans So she she tells everyone that she's confirmed to Jude as her father Jude law I had sex with him in a replica of the Mayflower when I was visiting the president of coin star in Boston

He's hot bald tall but hot Little thinner than I normally date. But... No, a different Jew. Dish. I fucked her in a wawa. I'm getting Jude right now. I'm almost there. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Okay, so Evan, he's like, well, you know, I've found my family and they're all great. Like, you know, I have, he has sisters and I have this family now. I have nieces and nephews and stuff.

And now I get to do the work to get to know each and every one of them. We could also let those calls also go to know each and every one of them. We could also, we could also go to Denmark, we could go to Finland, go to China, so then we see a flashback. We see a flashback of Sonia Rina attacks from Ebeneer's sister. Okay, I'm gonna read the text. This is your sister, capital S.

I wanna welcome you, capital W, to the family, capital F, period. Well, I guess that's lowercase period. There's no real case of that. Space bar, space bar, wanna be continued? No. Okay. So Leo's like, you know what,

I've decided that this year I'm gonna try something new because like three of you have married a rich fucking guy So what are my doing? Didn't poor people. I need a sugar daddy. So he goes, oh yeah, you should definitely dry wealthy That's how you do it. Leo says Yeah, that's how you go to Sweden at Denmark Italy, a France gang It then mocked. A Italy. A France gang.

It's only as like, well, obviously my strategy doesn't work. I mean, I had to buy my own tits. Ha ha ha. Um, this is a little bit of a ghost. Hey, everyone. Now I've got a game for you. Who are you ready to play? Pinn the Tale on Harry?

It's like, okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. on Harry. And I was like, okay. And this is, this is Looans. God, you can stop. Finland, Finland, Soviet Finland. You're just rhyming things with Finland, Marumona. So this is Looans revenge on Sonya, right? To get under Sonya's skin because Sonya was talking shit about her, so she's gonna bring Harry to bin into it. So Sonya does get a little perturbed and it's like pin the lips on Harry.

So Sonya's like, he's not my friend, he's not your ex, he's my friend and next boyfriend. And why would you even hang out with him Ramona when you know he talks about me? And she's like, I don't even hang out with him. I don't know what you're talking about. It's like seriously. You know what? He tells me he loves and adores you and misses you so much. And I bet he would be a wonderful addition if we went to Portugal.

Or if we went to... ...Wash of Triah. Or if we went to Washington How do you rapia? I'm not going to Saudi Arabia. No, how do you rapia? Okay? We can go to very nice They have camels and they say hello a lot. I want you Arabia. We go to Abu Dhabi, which is basically Sonia's townhouse if you know what I'm saying So then son you go to the kitchen and she goes, Oh, hello. Can I ask you to ask what's your buttons to give me someone?

Oh, what's your name? And he's like Romeo. She's, oh, that's too good. I'm Juliet. Oh, Sophie. Also, is Sonia the only person that's really good to service people? Because Sonia knows everybody's name, if you noticed. I guess I didn't notice until this episode.

But she's trying to fuck them all. So I mean, but yeah, she is really nice. And then I like how she's so happy about being Julia. I just hope that she knows how that play ends, you know? So, right. Don't drink anything. Do not listen to the fire. So then, so yes, herona's just like, you know, she's just, she's like, you know what,

I think this is very disrespectful to Harry. He's my friend, okay. Oh yeah, so she was looking for wine. So now the win is like, now it's time to play the game. So she gets Ramona and she blindfolds her with a boa and she spins Ramona around for this like pin the tail in the donkey-esque game. And Ramona's like, whoa, I get vertical, game and I'm like whoa I get vertical careful get give on me get vertical guy but she doesn't fall somehow Ramona does not fall over from her vertigo it was a huge triumph

for her I know it's crazy yeah so then basically they're playing this game and Sony has her turn and everybody's cracking up and She has to go again because they accuse her of cheating and then Roman was like, you know what? I just need you to know that I'm yeah Harry misses you and adores you and then I Here's my note. I just got to be honest. Here's my note. He misses you and adores you He does Luke gets hers on Sony's this is beyond boring. I fucking can't do this anymore. Please don't make me do this. Those are my best. This was the not work out the way we wanted it to and basically like the way I was trying to sell it so hard.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, girls having fun. Oh my god. What a great time. I love being the life of the party. I love being the relatable one of the group. Am I right? Everyone? Fun times. And then we get wrong, wrong, wrong. America's, I mean, Ramona's Fun Rings. And she picks it up. And it's Harry Doobin. Dum Dum Dum. It's like to be continued. So, well, obviously, Harry's calling because Ramona clearly checks and it's Harry Doobin, Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump God, I feel bad. There's not even an ounce of drama in there coming up and they just laugh during the entire trailer. I don't know if Bravo is trying to course correct after Black Shabbat or I don't know what's going on,

but I was like, what? That's how we're gonna get for next week, please. Yeah, but even in an episode where I'm complaining the whole time just to make it end already, we still got Sonia hurting her coach on Barbed Wire and not even feeling it. And we learned that Harry Tupin fucks and uses an inhaler at the same time. Come on, it's still you still get some golden nugget.

I mean, I still enjoyed myself, but yeah, it was it's just this season's sputtering to a close, but I will say this, I'm going to say this. There are other shows on Bravo that reached this point and then go on for like six more episodes. This one at least is just kind of like, all right, we are wrapping this up. I don't know. Like it's like, you know,

cause I'm not gonna say I was bored the last few weeks at all because regardless of those episodes, I was like, no, there is no boredom. There was no boredom for me. So yeah, it's sort of a sad, you know, ending for this season kind of like a deflation, but It's not a little ruining, you're still like, it's not your fault.

We're gonna take what we can get. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, everybody, the more danger it's, don't, don't, you know, like, listen, what have we learned from Leah? Sometimes your kids go and do things that you weren't planning for them to do, but you still love them. Right? Does Bunny Lovelier? This may be a bad analogy. I don't know, I actually had to stop and start thinking about that. I was like, wow, why am I sad now? I know, sorry. Sorry. I just don't want this show. I don't want Bravo to freak out and then like, like totally ruin the show. Oh, they won't. It'll be back. It'll be fine.

Everything's going to be fine. Everybody calm down. Well, please, please, everything be fine. Thank you guys so much. Great. Happy birthday, Ronnie. Yeah, I'm glad we gave you this. Thank you, Ben.

The episode for you, Tai. And Bueller's just laughing. Thank you. He said no. No more. Because he heard me say bye. So he thinks that that means it's time to go running around in the backyard and get fed Guess what it doesn't we've got more to record

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