Watch What Crappens - RHONY Part 2: WAP Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York recap (S14E09), wherein we witness Erin learning about WAP for the first time. Plus, Jessel shares her traumatic-by-association backstory.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89131929See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I've been traumatized with them. I took selfies, so I'm feeling better. Oh, good. Well, guess what? We're in the middle of our Ronny recap. So let's get back to it. Are you down for that, Ronnie? Yeah, I fuck yeah.

Let's bring it on. Let's do it. You do it. I don't think Jen has done anything to deserve the treatment from these witches that she's getting on this. And another, I think, brings kind of projecting because she has talked about how rich she dates,

like she tends to date really wealthy guys. And I think maybe she feels like there is a lot of gift giving because that's how they're showing her love assuming that she wants all these expensive things where maybe she wants a deeper connection and is wondering why she's not finding it. I think maybe there's a little bit of that. And then there's also the fact that Jenna did that

and Si ran right to everybody else in Taddle Tailed. And so you're putting her in a position where why would she wanna open up to you? And especially when she's already shared one little thing and you guys are using it against her as a group, which is like super shitty of all of you to be doing. And especially because Jenna had shared BTW guys are using it against her as a group, which is like super shitty of all of you to be doing. And especially because Jenna had shared BTW

that again, the page six thing, which was that she was out in, like she's been, she was like, sound like she was actually really felt burned and hurt by that entire experience. So she's probably very guarded about who she shares information with. And the fact that no one realizes this,

like, she actually shared something about herself that no one has thought to themselves, like, oh, this might explain a lot. Let me create like a safe space for her to share, rather than like accusing her of all this shit. Like, oh my God, you exclude yourself. Why don't you share? Like, I have to find out through Sigh,

because you told a girl, the Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell you. And by the way, how would the Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell you and by the way, how is the Jenna Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, tell you, you hear that story like, wow, I feel like I really understand Jenna more. No, it's like you know an anecdote stupid. You know an anecdote for crying out loud. Well, also it was almost condescending in a way

because she's telling story. It's like a job interview thing. She's been in a leadership position for decades. So she's telling stories to tell, to help people to loosen up. Yeah, she been in a leadership position for decades. So she's telling stories to tell to help people to loosen up. She's in a power position. Let me tell you about the time toilet paper fell out of my pant mic. That was really embarrassing. But she was also, they're using it like, oh my god, she really opened up to the eyelash model instead of us. She didn't open up. She was literally in a power position. It was not a conversation.

And the model were not having a deep conversation. She was in a position of power. This person was coming to try to get a job and she was trying to put her at ease by telling her, telling someone to humanize her a little bit. And it's just a totally different situation. So then Jenna is like, she's like, well, you know, she explains that.

So Brind says, but you're talking about a model who's cried and shaken in front of you, but I've cried and shaken in front of you, and you didn't tell me your real name is Judy. And Jenna's like, what? Like that's nothing to do. Like, what, I'm supposed to just like come out with that? Yeah, and also she's like, yeah,

what she's talking about is friends giving when she's sitting there sobbing about her childhood, what am I supposed to be like, oh my God, all that trauma, trauma, trauma, by the way, guys, me too, my name is Jesus. Okay, there's my, no, I'm not, I can't compete with that. And then the editors did something,

I thought was like genuinely funny, and like I'm, you know, I've become a little vocal on some of the house I've shows when there's like too much like joky stuff to pat out the episode. I'm looking at you Atlanta, but and Vanderpump Rules season nine was really bad with this,

but they did one here that I thought was genuinely funny where they said this is an alternate universe and they showed Brynn telling the story of her traumatic childhood and they put in jet the insert Jenna saying by the way my real name is Judith so good not only had I died my brother and sister and I lived with my parents were the first things once in my life we lived in section 8 housing just so you know my name is Judith

and then they put in everyone's responses out like it was so funny. I actually hope they do more of those things. I wrote yes, first funny flashback at it. Yep, very good. So then we're back in Jenna's like, um, like I'm not really sure what I'm being called out for that because that's like not the moment for me to like start talking about myself. And just like what I mean, I would have slapped you sister Jenna because that's like not the moment for me to like start talking about myself. And just was like, well, I mean, I would have slapped you sister Jenna because that's not

the moment to talk about yourself. Does anyone want to discuss the fact that I'm wearing a giant bowl on top of a smaller bowl, on top of a smaller bowl, on top of a smaller bowl, on top of a smaller bowl? And my earlobes are still intact. Anyone? Does anyone? Perhaps my dear friend, Jenna, lines, no? So then Aaron says, well, I did,

that this of course what Aaron says, she goes, well, I did feel like you open up a lot in your apartment. And this is then we see a flashback of Jenna talking about her teeth, how their teeth are because of her genetic disorder, none of her teeth are her own. And first of all, Aaron's saying that is like,

also her way of advertising to the table, well, she's opened up to me. I'm close to her. Yeah, I'm close to her. But also, I think that like Jenna talking about her teeth, yeah, I guess that technically does count as opening up. But I was like, really? This is like, wow, you really, like,

she told you about her teeth. I don't feel like that is. Well, she not only told her about them, she took them out and showed her her mouth. I mean, I think she's going through all this medical stuff so publicly, I think it's weird to accuse her of not sharing. Yeah. But then again, Aaron ran right with that information,

Taddle-tailed. Everything. Yeah, and now all of a sudden Aaron is defending her. Now she's like, well, I just think you're just a little bit more guarded and it takes more time. So now, because again,

that's how it works. She gets everyone to rip you down, pummel you into submission, she gets everyone else to be a bully so she can be the savior and come in and be like, oh, she's not that bad. You started this Aaron.

She really did. So Jenna goes, she goes, yeah, I'm fucking guarded. I've been fucked so many times if you had to remember to listen to what I said. And that has nothing to do with you guys. And it comes off as not wanting to participate and we're not wanting to try. And I apologize.

That's not my intention at all. And Erin goes, that's the realest thing you've said so far in SuperNum. What? This is flat out abuse. Break someone down until they act like they did something to you and they owe you for being so big that you're accepting their apology. This is like straight up abuse behavior.

Her saying, yeah, by the way, I'm guarded, so like, I've been fucked so many times. Sorry. That's the realest thing you've said. She has said so many other real Sorry. It's like that's the realest thing you've said She has said so many other real things and like someone wow so real So brands like okay now we'll shut the fuck up and Aaron's like Jenna are you okay? She goes um? Yeah, doing great doing great over here, and it was like Jenna Be careful that fish has so much bones. Oh, there is a lot of balls They don't...

So I was like, don't feel bad. Hull areas. Funny bones. Funny bones. Oh my god, did you get your funny bone pulled? This fish has its own mug, just like Rihanna. It's a Rihanna fish. So...

And so now they're like, don't feel bad, Jenna. Jenna. It's not like they've got such a Jenna. So now Jenna's like, I feel great guys. This was super fun. And she's like, I'm okay. And then I was like, are you? She's great. No, you're not great.

I am, I'm fine. Oh my God, now I'm gonna cry. Because you're a cry. And Jenna wax her finger. She's like, no, no, I'm not crying. So now Bryns on her shoulder. You asked her to once you made her cry in the first place. And it was like because you didn't hate fault. And because you didn't actually fully weep in this moment,

then they were like, wait a second, we know we can get more tears out of you. Are you gonna cry? Do you want to cry? You're gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. Oh, you're crying. I feel bad that you're crying. It's like you people have so ridiculous. It's ridiculous. And Jenna's like, no, I just, I ate a bone. I just, it just took me back to Thanksgiving at size house with that bony fish. Yeah, it's gonna make me cry. And so I was like, I love you, Jenna.

And Jenna's like, I think it's just like this concept of like opening up. It's just like, it's just not easy for me, you know? Cause I grew up in a quiet house and my mom had severe ass burgers, which means, you know know there could be no noise so we couldn't talk. Plus she was a piano teacher so we couldn't even have a TV on so I had to go to my room and be quiet after school and she didn't even have friends so

we didn't even hear other people so okay okay at this point I'm like okay thanks for opening up can we move on can we move along now we've unzipped an entire suitcase of trauma. Well, this is what you guys get, okay? Mouse, she's not gonna stop. Well, I mean, I don't get people to open up a third row. Well, I thought it was actually very interesting. Although this is not the first thing she said is, but I think I just thought it was like so I don't know like I just was I don't know. I just was, I don't know, I was disappointed, but I thought it was kind of gross that the only way this group of people could be happy is if Jenna finally revealed this story.

And I'm just like, maybe Jenna just wanted to enjoy a night at the beach shack getting her SSS. And now she has to sit here and like, dredge up the story of her childhood and like maybe that was healing for her, so that could be really good. But I just feel like no one was gonna be happy until Jenna was pummeled into submission and had to cough up a traumatic childhood story.

So she's like, she goes on about this and I was only making a joke because to me, this is the most uncomfortable thing ever. To them, it's like fun. For me, it's like, oh my God, now someone's talking about their trauma performed with my brandy, you know? So she does, she talks about it and opens up. And so now they're all psyched that they finally broke her down, you know, and she's like,

I'm sorry for the sob story. And so I I was like Jenna, this is not a sob story. This is hashtag you a story You need to double tap the camera icon in your brain and turn the focus to yourself This is gonna get a lot of likes so So then you know Jenna talks more about her mom how she had no emotion and she just didn't know anything else and Brynn says this just helps them understand why she does things, which is true. Also, it's not the first time Jenna has told them this.

And so Jenna says, I mean, just don't assume, just ask, you know, like, how about like not assume, how about giving me the benefit of the doubt first? And that nothing's at first seen, just always something out of anything people are broken. We're all just fucking broken. I'm like, thank you. Like, why can't, why have they never been able to give Jenna the benefit of the doubt all season long?

So it's like, yeah, no one's perfect. And Jen's like, I mean, Jenna's like, I know that everyone's had their shit, you know, like, we know that for four of you nothing's been easy, but I don't know that much of your story, Jessal, not because you're hiding it, but because I just haven't heard about how you've grown up. Like, have you helped any, I don't know,

like minority-owned businesses, like FAO Schwartz, or Michael Kors, like 60, 30 Roth, or Color Center, anywhere like that. I mean, is there anything? Aaron's like, oh my God, that's right. There's still someone else we can pummel into submission. Okay, Jessal, your turn. So Jessal's like, okay.

Jessal has to do the trauma audition. And Jessal just isn't built for this. It's okay. She does not have a ton of trauma. So now she has to start during the trauma tap dance and it's hilarious. Okay, well, where can I tell you guys? Well, my parents are from Africa.

So how about that? And we came to England as immigrants. And a lot of people don't know that, because a lot of people, shockingly, don't know the story of Jassal. And it's kind of crazy, because obviously I'm Indian, but I'm from Africa, move to England. And also, another fun fact. I'm Jenna, but I'm from Africa, moved to England, and also another fun fact,

I'm Jenna Lyon's best friend, that's right, Fashion mogul Jenna Lyon's and I are best friends, which was hard burden for me to carry all these years. So there's that. So not only am I parents from Africa, and by the way, that is helping the PR, is it not? Uba. All right, I've just helped out.

Their points have just gone up. I'm married to a walking lamp post, which has been fairly interesting. It taught me how to talk, actually. You know the man didn't know how to use an napkin when I first met him. Hold on, let me wipe a tear away. There it is. I remember the first time I walked the streets of London. There was no married poppins.

Do you know how destroying that is to a child, to pure destruction in my little girl heart. I never saw one uptight woman fly with an umbrella. My grandfather, by the way, he had to move from India to East Africa to for work. So, you know, he had, that was a very expensive plane ticket. And then to work, he did that and then my parents were born in Kenya. So Kenya is a country. And it's on the east, it's near

Ethiopia. They there's a Messiah people are there. So there was the I was born in London. The trauma just keeps on happening. I was born in London. So there was immigration. But I was after the immigration. So yes, very difficult. The first time I was ever offered a biscuit and it was actually a cookie. I cried. What will I put my butter on?

I said to my mother. What will I put my butter on? And the music is like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da It's like Joker music as she tries to come up with drama that's like pleasing nobody They're all so bored with her because she doesn't have any I remember the first time I walked into a storm London and I here I am born there, but still you know kind of immigrated before I was born and I was thinking to myself Okay, I would like to but hello sir I would like to buy a set of Camilla Parker bulls and they said those aren't actual bulls It's a person. I was so mortifying. I mean the trauma was endless from that

So they're just all staring at her completely bored and she is my uncle was bought my uncle was poor as well And he was actually discovered by Yoki a Mimato and she's like what's happening here? Hey, Jessel had to grow up Oh, my uncle is a famous photographer. And Sikas. Columbus had the ocean blue in 1492. And guess what, my parents from Kenya somehow jumped on board, and they somehow ended up in London.

The end. Uh, thanks, Sik. Like you guys suck. You see, if you don't formulate everything into a complete trauma, nobody wants to hear it, you know? So she's like, well, when I was, I wanted to be in fashion and I had no money. So I went to London and I thought,

I went to New York rather and I thought I'd be doing runways and instead I'd pack boxes. And they're like, oh my God, this is so awkward. Someone needs to help. Someone needs to coach Jenna on trauma. But the thing is this is a jessil, but someone needs to coach jessil on trauma. Packing boxes is definitely in this context,

not a deeply traumatic thing. But by the way, she's still telling a story about, she moved to come to New York, she worked in fashion, she had to pack boxes. This is actually how you learn about people, people telling stories they're lives. story about she moved to New York, she worked in fashion, she had to pack boxes. This is actually how you learn about people, people telling stories their lives. And they're like, oh, this isn't dramatic enough, this is stupid. I mean, to be fair, Justin acting like it was trauma.

Well, she has to trauma. Because she has to trauma. If she doesn't say it's trauma, then they'll be like, why are you telling the story? You know? Yeah, that's stupid. So she's like packing boxes. What's a trauma? Yeah, stupid. So she's like packing boxes, what a trauma. Oh my God, have you ever had to deal with cobblestones?

What an awful thing to have to walk on. Traumatized and side-shape. Packing tape, oh my God. Have you ever had a piece of packing tape closing on it, self, and you got to go around the whole circle with your fingernails, trying to find it again, and then you pick it up and you only get half the strip, and the whole thing doesn't work.

I mean, it was pure trauma as a 22 year old And size like oh my god you had to unpack boxes brutal You want to talk about brutal? I was selling bras at sea is for six dollars now Well, you know what that to you that to some people is like you had a job and you were working Some people do still work it serious from On weight and they don't walk around sobbing all day, like it's the end of the fucking world. So your trauma to somebody else is really fucking shallow too.

I don't fuck all you people at this point. And also don't just hear all fucking assholes. Don't diss someone's packing box story when we literally had to watch a scene of you unpacking boxes. Okay, like we've dealt with the... That's her trauma. Oh, no one knows how hard my job is unpacking boxes all day. The free shit that I get from. Yeah, let Jessal have her stupid packing boxes story. Okay. I loved I loved how bad

Jessal was at trauma. My uncle had to sleep on a pock bench in Paris. Oh, so dramatic for me retroactively. It's trauma-alimphics among a bunch of rich ladies from New York City. I'm sure. I mean, they do have real trauma, but I'm just saying, it's ridiculous. The expectation of like, okay, now, Jaisal, you have to share your most dramatic thing. I'm like, I think her dramatic thing is,

her most dramatic thing is having to endure this season. And like also, she shared about her, her, the issues with her pregnancy, but I know I don't even have to defend this. So, um, yeah, you don't know. Just because she did, she did open up and then all they did was make fun of her after that. And they continue to. Yes. So just like, well, when you say I'm used to being catered to, I didn't have anything growing up on Indian. So I grew up in a country that's not really mine. And you know, that's why I got upset with that comment. And you know, I would have told you,

except an entire tray of fried chicken was delivered to my home to feed my family. I mean, all right. So I was literally catered to that one time. But you know what I mean. And Aaron's like, so you don't feel like you're a kid or two by your parents at all. Says Aaron, like, so you don't feel like you're kid or two by your parents at all. Says Aaron by the way, who literally was raised in wealth

and entered the real estate business because her family was in real estate and she just entered right into it, which I have no problem with. But now she's mad that someone's kid or two. Just like, no, I'm 100% not catered to whatsoever and they surely will not be some sort of montage right now that shows how I'm so deeply catered to because I'm absolutely not catered to whatsoever.

And then we see clips of Jussel going, Pove it, when you see fingerprints could you just like clean it up, it's bad enough I have to look at your face as evidence that you're here without seeing your fingerprints as well And where socks the feet print you leave on the hardwood almost had me calling it a big-foot hunter the other day This isn't the doctor's suit story. All right, I don't need background characters from who they're leaving the grimy Bond me coated prints all over my home They show a flashback of like her mom and Pob it literally carrying the kids out of the living room into like some dungeon and just I'll say I'm not helping you

I'm not catered to whatsoever And brim goes you're like the Indian version of Paris Helm And she's I didn't know if that's a good thing or not and there goes it's actually Amazing and just I guess I don't even have a Chihuahua And there he goes, it's actually amazing. And just like I said, I don't even have a chihuahua. Although I'd burst to yappy animals that need to be fed and pooped. It's constantly, so I guess you've got to point with that one. I guess the way based on the way Pavit puts his paws into that Oreo jar, I sort of do have one.

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You open up, you get shit. Wacky, but she's right. So now they go back in the van and size like, I was a good thing. You didn't fly with this, Jenna, because it was ghetto. And it's just Ubers says, you know what? and size like I was a good thing you didn't fly with this genic because it was ghetto. Etude. But Uber says, you know what? When TSA asked you if you have anything else, I said no, just this WAP. Huh.

Do you have any liquid? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. What does that mean? What is that? You don't know what WAP is? No, I'm getting it.

WAPY ASS. Pussy. Even my pussy is hilarious. It's not. Yeah. Wapies. Even my pussy is hilarious. It's wacky. It's a wacky ass pussy.

Wacky ass pussy. So, it's like, no, I still don't get it. And it goes, Jenna, do you know what Wap is? And Jenna's like, yeah, it's like, wet ass pussy. Yeah, it's like wet, wet ass pussy. And it goes there. And Aaron goes, wet, wet ass pussy. And then we'll go there and Aaron goes, wait, did you say a white or what?

Because like either way, that's like the dumbest term I've ever heard, wet ass pussy, what? Wow, thanks Aaron for weighing in on slang from like three years ago, congratulations. I'm sure Megan DeSdallion is Shiketh. So Aaron goes, it's like confusing. I'm like, I'm only 35. I'm the youngest one in the group.

I'll let that soak in for a moment. And I'm like the only confused one. It's like a weird thing to say. It's a weird thing. I think she's, she thinks she's being hilarious because I think she totally knows what Wap is. You know Tucker Carlson went off on it. You know, man.

So I'm not buying that for two seconds, ma'am. Even my parents are like, have you heard the song, WAP? Oh no! The world is ending. So please, say. But Aaron's saying, her whole comedy bit, like there's some people in life

who like their way of doing comedy banter is to just do that. What Aaron does, like, wait, what? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Okay, I'm confused, huh? And you're like, it doesn't even work. It doesn't even make sense. Like, why would your ass be wet?

Like, and why would it make your pussy wet? It's like crazy. Is it wet ass and pussy? Or is it wet ass pussy? Like, that doesn't make sense. It's like, are you really being a literalist about wet ass pussy? Do you understand this line of adding assh the things to imply like anything?

I can't I can't understand how how she functions Yeah, so Also the woman who talks about how she has to have sex all the time doesn't understand from the wet ass I mean I can't so then She's like oh by the way. I don't even want to be a wap And so everyone's laughing at her and it just did you catch a shot of jessil? And she's like, oh, by the way, I don't even want to be a wap. And so everyone's laughing at her. And it just, did you catch a shot of Jessel?

Everyone's like bending over and laughter. And then Jessel is looking right into the camera. Like, why am I stuck with these fucking idiots? How have I gotten stuck with these morons? Even I know what a wet-hup pussy is. Oh, they're using it loud. Usually, though, when I say WAP, it usually means Winpy ass pov it.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Um, so Aaron's like, I don't want to talk about my ass being what. That's like gross, so they're laughing at him. And then we, uh,

And then all the way until day two. And I was like, well, I really enjoyed this episode. This was really good. This was like, there was a fight I was invested. I took sides. I was like, I liked, I liked Brin's Bob. I was like, this was great episode. So I was like, then I looked and I was like,

oh, there's still 30 more minutes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, the way we go on about it, my god. I know, no, I was consistently doing two hours on this show. Well, we are. That's gotta say something. I mean, look, the reason why I felt like the episode was over was because I had taken so many notes. And I had taken so long to get to that point. I was like, surely, I just hit the 43 minute mark. And I looked down and I was like, 24 minutes.

I was like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So here we go, day two, Jessel and Uba wake up together and Uba's reading Soulmates, a book called Soulmates by Tarbuk. And Jessel, wacky Soulmates search by wacky. So, Scy's like, I mean, I feel thought of myself.

So she goes out on the patio in her swimsuit and brings out her little selfie stick tripod thing. And she's telling us, life is an influencer, never stops. I'm in a beautiful location. Why not capture it in images? Your girl's got a share content. And so then, Erin facetimes with Abe.

And she's like, I can't believe I'm gone like 24 hours, and Levi's hair is already blue. Have you called him a wap yet? Apparently that's what people say. I don't even understand what that means. So Jessel and Uber talking and Uber's like, oh my god, look at my hair. It's a weave and guess what I'm going back to scoffs

God by the way what a shit show that dinner was I'm just like yeah if I was Jenna I would have thrown the beat down on people See look at that want to tell me I don't have trauma. I'm throwing a beat is oh I thought she was saying I would have thrown the beef tartar a beat is. Oh, I thought she was saying I would have thrown the beef tartar, which also is quite exciting to do that. But there was no beef tartar. I would have thrown the beef on people. Is that what she said? You know what I'm not sure because there was no beef tartar. It's probably throwing the beats. Throwing the beat. You know what? What is WAP? What is WAP? What is WAP? What is Pavadu? Let me look on my nanny campus who at Pavadu is doing, oh good. He's got three different fried chicken baskets on the table, getting grease all over my

brand new place mats. Still, God, he's got aily all over his mouth. I just have to destroy this camera. It's just destroyed my entire vision of my husband. By the way, Brain is ridiculous. She's like, you open up to stranger and then you never open up to me about things. Like, nobody could open up at that friend's giving. We were holding space for you girl.

And just like, yeah, brin spy rules. And I've no idea what she's saying. Sometimes really. Uber's like, it's either too much salt or too much sugar. And just like, hmm, I don't understand that, but I'll nod. But no, here's what I'm saying. Like do you even measure your shit girl? Like, listen, I'm gonna meditate on sugar and salt measurements,

sporns or cups. Get back to me later. Graduated or powdered? So then, Sai is sitting having like a, she's eating a meal in the kitchen and then Aaron comes over and says, like, you wanna come eat with me? And Aaron like takes a little piece of pineapple,

goes, no, I'm good with just this. I'm like, see, not a lot of food. So then they go outside to another, to be fair, they go outside to another table where there's more food that's being set up. And Aaron's like, yeah, I felt like brain's apology was heartfelt. I felt like I really pummeled her into submission.

And I really got what I needed out of her, which is her just to be like kind of to make a scene and embarrass yourself at dinner and like have her dinner ruined. So yeah, that felt good, it felt heartfelt. So then Brink comes out dancing and Aaron's like speak of the devil and Brink saying, yeah, worked for him. Did some, did some rhetorical campaigning for them, rhetorical advocacy for him. And so I was like, don't worry, it was nothing but good things. We were talking about last night and Aaron's like, yeah, I was saying your apology was totally heart fault. And I'm like, so happy we worked past it.

Guys, cheers to me being big enough to forgive, Brad. You know, we were talking, Brad, we really liked your apology. You're going to Hollywood. Congratulations. Welcome to trauma idol. Apology idol, actually. It's a little pitching for me, dog. So size like, okay, are we pumped for the day

because we're gonna go hang out at the beach and we're gonna drink? And then Jenna's telling us, oh my God, have you seen these girls? They're like, look amazing, and bathing suits, and I haven't worn shorts since I was in the seventh grade. And oh my God, and she's literally in pants and a sweatshirt right there. Yeah.

And then it just walks in just like more gorgeous than ever before. I was like, hello. And twirling in a bikini. Literally twirling out. Just like stunning. So the girls are asking how, gender saying how she woke up early and meditated. And she starts to cry.

And everyone's like, oh, that's okay. You're going through a breakup, that's hard. You've, the love of your life has left you. That's really hard. You're alone, you're meditating alone now. Yeah, that's really hard. Have I made you cry harder now? Cause that would, can we get a few more tears out of you?

That make me feel a little bit better. And so I was like, if you need me to back you up, like I can throw you a party. Listen, if you ever need a completely, you know, like we could have a birthday party and not serve cake. Like I did a Thanksgiving without turkey. Listen, I love throwing wrenches in the wheels and parties. And Brynn's like,

when I'm making you feel better and you see my boobs, please don't call me a flirt. And I'm just like, yeah, it's actually, I would love to. And so I was like, I wanna see boobs. So she does, and they're all like trying to make her feel better in stuff. And then Brynn says, you know, you're supposed to match the color of your lips.

Deck tier Nepal. And so I was like, by my nipples, a black. And she's like, well, like where a dark burgundy or whatever. And then Uba starts to gag, cause she sees a hair in the bacon. And she's like, that's disgusting. Everyone stop playing with your hair.

We have food. Let's not touch our hair. I was like, okay, I like scolding Uba much more than wacky Uba. Yeah, I do too. I like the school bit all the time. I like the little things we're learning about Uba. Like no hair in food.

And I thought it was funny, because the chef is bald. He's like completely bald. And so I was like, well, we know it's not the chefs. No, Jenna says, we know it's not the chefs. And so it's their hair, because their big old weaves are blowing all over the place. You know, so it's one of them.

And Uva is just disgusted, like she's gonna bar. And she's like, it's disgusting. Like, we have food here. Stop playing with your hair here, please. And so I was like, okay, mom. And Jenna goes, yeah. I remember the first time I walked into the kitchen with my hairbrush, my grandma smacked me with the hairbrush

and then she kicked me out of the kitchen. I was like, okay, you see? This is what happened. Yeah. You guys have now set up trauma during meal times. And this is what you're gonna get in the wild. Well, it's also, I hope you're happy. But it's also funny, it was like,

that story could go two ways. It's like, oh yeah, I was trying to brush my hair on the kitchen, my grandma smacked me, she was not a nice person. And then it's like, it can go in one way where it's like, ha, ha, childhood, you know? Like you've told a story about getting hit with a wooden spoon several times in this podcast, right?

Am I just being right? But I wasn't currently crying after a night of been forced to talk about all of my problems. But it's like, we talk about the trouble we get into as kids, right? And then, so then of course, the response is like, do you smother your kids because you didn't get affection as a child? Or like, oh my God, it's breakfast.

And here we go. So, I talk about how she smotheres her kids. And she doesn't recall being told I love you. And then Saitel's are actually a very moving and sad story about how her mom became an alcoholic and she watched her mom change as she was a teenager. And it was like not the same person. And every time she needed money,

it was just to get drunk. And like she wound up having a heart attack in a park by herself, had her mom always had her eyebrows Always had her a eyebrows drawn in so like so I went to the hospital It was life support face time the family of once a good bye. She put the eyebrows on and it's like you can't go out this way It was like really It was very it was very very sad and moving and very touching story and everything So I was very, very sad and moving and very touching story and everything. So I was like, okay.

So breakfast is going great. But it was a very, it was a nice story, not nice, but it was like moving. She gives the story and then she's like, and now my mom's ashes are in a shopping bag on my closet. And Jenna goes, well, that's apropos. And Russell says, well, I hope it's an amazing bag. Chanel, you, I mean, you wouldn't want that to be target or Walmart or something. Have you thought about where to spread them? And that reminds me of that to put in my will that if I predice his pov it, he's not to

put my ashes into a chick filet bag. And and it was like you know what's so funny people see our lives and they think we're so wacky and we're so fun But no one thinks of what you go through and And then there's a hair and so she talks a little bit about that and then guess what we've had We've had trauma. So guess what we're gonna have now Selfie So it's like all right let alright the six and pictures I got my tripod So taking pictures, well and then but first jessulf is times pavitch is on my kids alive you in basil Also, hello, and he's like yeah your kids are definitely alive But why is one dangling from the ceiling fan? Are you gonna turn that thing on or not?

Did you get water on that one or what? Listen, this place is amazing, it's all staircases. We should bring the babies here. I mean, it is a hazard, but you know, that's why they have dukes of. So, you could fall down the stairs, you know. I'll hire someone who knows how to clean up a mess. I'm not really concerned about the babies doing this space. It's more like you slipping out a puddle of your own fried chicken grease from your society of snuck-lob people.

So I was like, everybody come on, we're gonna shoot content today! So they go downstairs and they go to this little beach area. And just I was like, tune out, do you think my husband will notice if I don't come home? Why don't I send my husband a nipple picture? Do you know that the way my dad pronounces beach is bitch? Half a trauma of having to grow up without him, right ladies? I'm just like you all. So now it's full on selfie time, right?

So Brim is dancing in, stripping off her cover up. And Jess was like, I should send a picture of Brim to Povate. That will get him excited. And then Brim's like spreading her ass cheeks to get spray stuff on there, or tanning lotion, whatever. And, size like, oh my God, you wore a bathing suit, Jenna, look at you.

And Jenna's like, yeah, I wore a bathing suit. It's just, I have to have things over the bathing suit. So I tell you the time my grandma tried to strangle me with a bathing suit? I don't know what you're thinking. Alright, Jenna, alright. So then we have like two conversations. One conversation is Aaron and Brenna talk about they want to get, they want to get just a little drunk and then they're gonna send poppipictures.

One that'd be so fun and then just, I mean while it's telling a story she goes, I tried to literally go across the street from my home with my kids, like the way my parents did my children, and I had to fucking call the nanny to come and pick them up. There was so awful little banshee's and they took part of it too. I was like, please, just too much for me all these idiots. I'm brimmed like Jussle, do you know what the word is? Yoni, that means sacred life force. And that's your vagina.

Yoni is life. So you have to let the sunsying penetrate you. I'm sorry, was I flirting with the sun? Do you not call me a sunflower? Okay, how dare you? And jessult's like, um, so you want me to put my vagina towards the sun? Is that what you're saying?

She goes, yeah, I was a yoga teacher. So we're here in order to let yeah, I was a yoga teacher. So. We're here in order to let loose and have a good time. And I think that if Jesser releases a little bit, she'll be in even, it'll be like, have a bare release when she's back home having sex with pop at the end. Yeah, and so I was like, oh my God.

Like, I can't even believe she hasn't had sex with a husband still. God, you guys really just let it go for fuck's sake. Hey, let's do more photos. So now they're doing a photo shoot like in Jenna's taking the photos and everything. And there's just like more photos. Now they're fracking in the water and they're holding up coconuts and everything. And Jenna's like, I feel like I'm missing out, but this is not a new experience for me

because this has been my experience since I was a little kid. That's right. I'm doing trauma and selfies at the same time. I'm doing trauma and non-selfie. So I'm doing trauma and pictures of the memories. I'm doing themies. So it's only when we're doing it correctly.

So later they go to get ready to eat or they've already changed. So we've already robbed of a getting ready moment, which is crazy. We've only had like four of this episodes. So they go to another beach shack called Blantrood's Beach and size like, okay, all right, hey, Brynn, can we talk about your dating life?

Because we all kind of want to take an afternoon nap. So Brynn's like, she's like, okay, like, oh. Also, I like the dress look as, look at this beach. I like this beach. It's not angry like, oh, beach. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow, this is what Pobbit must feel like when he is not around me. Can you say me and the other, like you're mad at the other beats, like, I would've got this beat, this beat was much better picked than all beats. It's a nice opinion. Yeah, this. A sigh asked about Brinstating Life and Brinstate, like, um, I was very hardcore in the summer like three times a day you guys.

And Jenna's like, um, three, how does that even happen? That's, that's a lot. And she's like, um, well, you do copy it, then you go to drinks and then you do dinner. And you know, I just want someone who like wants a family because like I want to be like a mom. And everyone goes, I love that you're steadfast in that now. That's like amazing.

And then she starts talking about how she wants to freeze her eggs. And so she, you know, they're talking about freezing eggs. And she says that she went, Bryn says that she went to a place to freeze her eggs. And then they tried to sell her on doing embryos instead. And they're like, oh, if you want to do embryos, you got to know like who's gonna be like the father or something like that.

And so she's like looking through a phone context to see who could be like the dad She's making a joke out of it right? Yeah, she's like tell me story then on the intake form It's like please write down who you'd like to do embryos with and it goes She goes yeah, because like embryos are more viable and she goes wait what she's yeah Because like after 20 minutes in the intake you know and uber goes they didn't do that to me She's like oh one like in, the intake, you know, and Ubikus, they didn't do that to me. She's like, oh, why don't I give you the name of my doctor?

Like, that doesn't sound really, because of course, we have to remember, whether you like this show or you hate this show, one thing is for sure, these people have zero sense of humor. They do not get jokes, okay? Especially when Bryn is the one giving the joke. Like to me, clearly, this is Bryn like,

oh my God, then they mention Emberia. So I'm like, oh my God, what do I have to do? Come up with five names of that for my phone. And they give it to them. She's obviously being funny, right? So Uber's like, no, that's the wrong doctor. And she goes, no, I had to put the name so I'm going through my phone. And Jessal's like, I've never heard of that.

Is that a thing? And Aaron to Whisper's Uba, she's like, um, that does not happen. You could have freeze your eggs and they tell you to get an embryo instead. I mean, you have to call somebody on the phone, no Uba, and you know what? It's not only a lie.

That's a weird lie. That's a weird lie. That's a weird lie. Uba. No, it's a, to Brynn. And then, and Aaron's like, no, she still talks to Uba. I see. So, Aaron Bry by C so Aaron's still going on like well I have to name how many kids I want and errands like I mean listen I'm a girls girl and I have so many girlfriends and I've just never heard of a location asking you to go through your phone

Contact list to hit up some guy to give you just for an embryo like What the hell that's a made up. And so then she says, you know, I love you, Brynn. By the way, I don't think it's evident that you love her. She goes, you know, I love you. I haven't seen any evidence of that. I don't believe your story about the embryo.

I'm like, oh, well, thanks Simon Cowell. Now all of a sudden, she's not going to Hollywood. So Jess, Jess was like, that trauma was not good enough. Yeah, that was fake trauma. Sorry, that trauma was not good enough. That was fake trauma. Sorry, that wasn't a good embryo story. Commissions, here comes one right now. So Jessel's like,

well why would she lie about that? And Aaron says, well you went to a place and they said, check your phone. Like was this like, cackling hags Mayo Mayo Clinic, what is this? God the lack of, I cannot, like, no sense of, the zero sense of humor. So, Brynn's like, okay, but then of course,

Brynn is obviously terrible at this too, this constant arguing thing. So instead of just being like, I'm fucking exaggerating as a joke. Like, why do you have to get like this? Instead, she's like, um, I have lots of things I could lie about that. And that's not one of them. Okay. Have you heard of pretty university? And Aaron's like, okay, well, then find the next one then. And she goes, um, okay, you're being weird now. She says, um, it just sounded like a crazy story. So I'm saying, um, that's why I shared it,

because it's weird, right? Isn't that weird? She had a pretty strong point there. Like, it's like, that's why you tell stories, because it's something unexpected. That's why you do it. Aaron goes, very weird. If they do that, they should be in trouble, huh? And Jussle and then Jussle and Uber are joking that it's like, you can add on.

Like, who would you like fries with that? Would you like a soda and Brind says, you say stuff like that and that's messed up. Like, why the fuck would I lie about something like that, Aaron? Like, get real. And then Aaron does a thing where she goes, I don't know, God, so sensitive. So sensitive.

Every single episode of this season has been Aaron losing her shit over some Stupid ass thing. Oh, there's parsley on this plate like I'm confused like why parsley Is that like to say that I don't like smell fresh? Is that what's going on? Aaron being so upset that someone just can't take a fucking joke and It's a person also making a joke that Aaron doesn't get. I mean, just the layers to this are how layers. And then she tries to turn it around

and saying, I was kidding, gosh, or so touchy. You were not kidding, like you literally said, I love you, but I don't believe your story. That's, did not, that was, if that was you joking, then you've got to work on your comedy. But so, Brynn gets up now now because she's like really upset. She's gonna Aaron, Aaron, she's gonna play Aaron's playbook,

right? She's like, I'm mad, so now I have to go. So she gets up to leave and says, can we just have one meal? So you've had like 90 meals, can we stop? So Uba's like, oh my God, so toxic. And like two minutes later, they're gonna be kissing. And Aaron's like, oh my God, it's so toxic. And like two minutes later, they're gonna be kissing. And Aaron's like, oh my god, I was just kidding.

My gosh. And she's like, I'm the hilarious one with a sense of humor, guys, wow. All right. So then they sort of like separate a little bit. So Aaron and Jenna are walking. And Aaron is saying how, you know, Brynn embellishes, you know, and then Brynn,

then they come back and then the van, Brynn is saying that like, you know, Brynn and Balysh's, you know, and then Brynn, then they can come back, and then the van Brynn is saying that, like, you know, Aaron's always acting like she's caught you in something, which is totally true. That is, they're both right, actually. I do think that Brynn and Balysh's, and I do think that Aaron gets off on thing, like she's like caught someone in some bullshit,

and then she's gonna, like, she gets brownie points because of that. Yeah, I'm like, it feels like we're like having so much fun, and then we go to like, she gets brownie points because of that. Yeah, I'm like, it feels like we're having so much fun and then we go to like not having so much fun and there's part of me that just wants to like, grab my bags and dip. We'll go with you. And I was like, oh no, that's not,

that's foreboding when someone uses that terminology. I'm gonna dip. Yeah, dip. You're like, oh, dangerous. I'm just gonna dip, bro. That's what we're killed, did she did? She dipped out, I'm gonna be dead. You're like, oh, dangerous. I'm just gonna dead, bro. That's what Rickel did. She did. She dipped out, dude. She did, bro.

So now it's later. Slider. Oh, sorry. Oh, so they get home and Si opens the door to the car right into the cement curve. I'm just, great. Talk another car is like, I have trauma. Can I be part of this cast?

So the cast the car is. This car right here is from Si. This was the most painful trip I've ever given. Can someone take a picture of me on the way up? That would be great. So now it's the evening and everyone's doing their makeup. So Brynn goes, goes into Si's room and she says she's going to sit out dinner. So Brynn, who made a big stink about Jenna flying down separately,

Jenna does the do that, Jenna gets to do whatever she wants. Jenna does not like, doesn't participate. All this stuff, she's gonna sit out to have some me time, even though they just rose to Jenna for this. I personally felt in, I felt like this was a weird, my conspiracy theory is, I felt like this was like

a weird flex by Brynn to see if people would say like you can't do that So that way she can say well Jenna was allowed to take personal time I think she was trying to set that up and then everyone's like okay go take your personal time Well, I'm gonna just not be a hypocrite on this one and say you have a right to not do something if you don't want to and she should She should set it out because I would set it out too. This is just fucking obnoxious at this point. Like having to go have another fight with Aaron because then you know you're gonna show up at dinner and then Aaron's gonna try and turn this into a whole big thing

and bring it up 29 more times. Oh yeah. For sure. So that's what I'm thinking at this part. So then Brin, so I was like, I get it, you know, at the end of the day,, don't get sandwiches for sandwiches. And that's all you could say for the life of someone who worked at C.I.S.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F? Okay. Yeah. You and Aaron are perfect for each other. You just walk around in circles getting offended at literally everything. But also like size whole thing is we want to know more about like you don't share you don't share you don't share and then like I'm

Brin is like that too like like you don't share Jenna you never share anything with us We don't know your story and then saw then saw asked the question to get to know Brin Moore. And now it's like, I'm sorry, never should have asked. I'm sorry I shouldn't have asked. But it's like, don't act like it's all like I know people. And then now like, oh, I have to stay in because I'm not even sure why Brin is doing it. I think she just exhausted by Aaron to be honest. Like you said.

She's us, which yeah, I think she's like, listen, I don't want to ruin, I don't want to have another over dramatic fucking dinner and I'm grouchy and I'm not gonna go, which I say good for you. So then she goes to Aaron's room and Aaron's in a great mood, you know? So she goes in there, Aaron's getting ready and she's like,

No, I just talked to Aaron, I just talked to Si and I guess like, we're allowed to take one time out. So I'm just gonna take a time out. I'm not gonna go to dinner. I just want to chill and I want to rest and she approved of it and I just didn't want you to think I'm mad at you because I'm not mad at you. I'm just like destroyed in my soul from you but not really bad. And Aaron goes, oh my god I just I feel so bad. Do you want to cry? Are you crying? Do you want

to cry? Are you ready to cry? Because you can cry right now That'd be really kind of great. Don't feel bad. It's okay. It's okay. I'm crying now. Do you see that I'm crying? Can you get a selfie of me crying? Let me borrow your phone. The text me. Oh, I just I love you so much. You're like a non-cackling non-hagg. Like seeing you like this is just beyond heartbreaking. Oh my God. I just really love you, Brynn. If you want to cry, here I'm gonna put out this cup

to capture your tears so I can just sort of sniff them over dinner tonight. You want to just like cry over my cup? Can you do that a little bit? Thanks. Oh, and she's like, I mean, I'm just really sensitive. And she's like, I know, but it's my hair cute. And she's like, no, it looks like shit, bitch.

And so they laugh and they get in the bath together. Like they're sitting in the bath together. And Aaron's like, yeah, like, sing you like this? Like, I love you more than anyone you know that, friend. You know, like, first of all, you're like so beautiful. And like, now that you've figured out what you want, like, I really believe you're gonna get it. Has she figured out what she wants?

She said she wanted a kid. So now Aaron's like, oh my God, now you wanna be a mom so I can get behind that. Yeah, of course. I think she's one of those moms. She is. She wants, oh my God, are you dating? Are you dating yet?

Are you dating? Have you thought about when you're gonna have kids because you're not dating? Do you want me to set you up with someone? You should be dating. There's some parents, so I feel like, want you to be a parent also, just to sort of drag you into the hell of it.

Like obviously there's like so many wonderful parts of our parenting and like children are a blessing and there's so many great things, but there's also a lot of like bullshit you have to do. And I feel like some people, they want you to have a kid, not because they want you to participate in those highs, I think they just want to drag you into the mucus and the peeing on the floor and all that stuff. And I think Aaron is one of those people that's

like, oh my God, Brynn is having so much fun living this single life with like talking to hot guys and fancy cars. She needs to come over to my side because it's a boundary, right? I mean, when you're talking to someone without kids, you can't just go on and on about, oh my God, my kid literally was sitting on the floor today, just pissed everywhere, like five gallons, and then I had to clean that up. And then he, I told him,

go get your clothes on, then he dragged his piss hands all over the walls. And like, I don't wanna hear that. I don't have a kid, I don't have to do that. You know what I mean? And so you need your friends to almost be in the same situation. Exactly.

You can complain about that. It's like when you do P90X, like the moment you start doing P90X or CrossFit or something like that, then you're also trying to convert all your friends because it's like this weird thing where you want them to be in pain too. And so.

One also, otherwise you just look like some crazy person holding a monster truck tire over your head on Instagram. Well, also, if somebody's gonna like that, I'm just like, why are you picking that up? You look like some crazy person holding a monster truck tire over your head on my Instagram. Well, also, if somebody's gonna like that, I'm just like, why are you picking that up? You look like an idiot. But also, have you heard of weight? And you want people to join P9X because that way you guys can talk and commiserate together.

And so Aaron just wants someone to commiserate with because she's clearly falling behind on pop culture with her warp issues. So I think she just wants to drive Aaron. That's like that's why we try to get people to watch Robo. Look, that's true. It's the same thing. You don't, people don't really understand the pain of what, like a season,

I'm trying to think of a bad season of Beverly Hills. But one of the painful seasons of something is to sit through, but you do it anyway for the love of it. You know what I mean? You, no one really understands that. Like when people are like, how are you doing today for the love of it. You know what I mean? No one really understands that. Like when people are like, how are you doing today? And you're like, you know what?

I'm really not sure that I'm buying this whole Vicky coming back thing. I don't think I'm like morally okay with it. You know, they don't get what you're talking about. You almost need to get them addicted. Well, because you feel like, like, I feel dumb when I can't chime in on the latest, latest season of Proceeds Television on HBO. I'm like, I haven't watched that. So I feel dumb.

But if I can bring people into Bravo, I can be like, oh, I can talk about this, and I don't know, I don't feel dumb. So since Aaron is like, can't talk about whops or anything vaguely current in pop culture, she's like, wait, but I can bring you to my side and we can talk about parenting on top of that. I can be like, yeah, I've been there. I've done that. Oh, you're, oh, you're a cage of speed on the floor. That was me

like three years ago. Yeah. So, good luck, everyone. Good luck, Brynn. Good luck. So, Aaron's like, I mean, I feel bad because like clearly she's upset. And she's got this kind of weird smile on her face. She's so happy. I was like, yeah, she's like, I mean, this is about her having a baby and I get it. And I'm like, glad she's not putting the blame on me because I didn't mean it in a bad way.

And Aaron's like, okay, I'm sad you're not coming but look at my hair. I'm like totally George Washington tonight. It's not hilarious. I'm afraid I'm like, oh my God, you do look like George, you fucking Federalist. Is there a declaration to sign? And just asking as, you know, rhetorical advocate.

I have to give props to, to Bryn for being probably the only house while I've heard who's able to sort of just throw out Federalist in this context. I mean, not that it really comes up a lot, but I don't think many other housewives would be able to just be like, you fucking federalists at a George Washington mention.

So I give big props. Hey, Purdue, Purdue is my job. Listen, I think this was to me a good Brin episode. I was just, I was thinking about what you said just now about like how Brin, like, you know, of course you want to stay home, she doesn't want to deal with Aaron. And I totally agree.

In real life, I totally agree. But in housewives, I need Brynn to buck up and go to dinner, even if she's grouchy, because that's what we're here for. So she needs to get... Well, I think sometimes, I like them doing that. Sometimes taking a break if they're not in the mood. I get that it's their job,

but it also gives someone else a chance because there are certain there are certain cast members on every show who just will naturally suck all the air out of the room and not necessarily in a bad way, but if Brent's there she will always start something she will always try to start some kind of controversy and that's why she's good. I think she'll eventually be good at job. But I think Brin is good at the job. I think she's actually developing well. It's good to see everybody else get a chance. You have to have different configurations of the women.

I thought one of the best configurations was at the wedding. I thought that was so far, the renewal, whatever it was. That was a good episode. When it was Aaron was busy the whole time, you kind of saw Aaron doing her own. And it's not like, I hate, I don't hate Aaron. I'm just reacting to things on this show. But like, she's a way doing her kind of own thing. I thought that was funny. Like, her scenes like with her chain dress, like trying to stay on and her dad being a weirdo. And then you had the other girls

in a different configuration and it was like a totally different vibe. Yeah. And but actually though, like, Brynn being, let's say, like in real life, if you're a grouchy and someone's pissing you off, like you should stay home, you know, and just like have your mean night. But like on TV, like, Brynn is annoyed at Aaron. She's feeling cranky right now. Like this is like, this is like real.

Now we're, now we're starting to get what I've been wanting all season, which is like real issues amongst friends that are like from like a German place, not like whipped up. She was like genuinely cranky and annoyed at Aaron, basically despite what she says, I believe. And so like I would have,

I actually think it would have been something that would have been good to see, like a genuine interaction like that. And I think that's what's been good about this trip so far is that I think the interactions have felt to me a bit more organic and real. It's like these are interactions that come with friends who are getting annoyed by each other, have issues with each other.

As opposed to some of the scenes earlier in the season when it felt like, oh God, we're really trying to squeeze water out of a rock right now. So I don't know. I would have, I think, as a real housewife, I would have liked her to go out to dinner. As a human, she did the right thing. Because real housewives are not humans, by the way. Yeah, all bots. They're all robots.

So anyway, I'm turning into a robot right now. So thank you all for being here on yet another super-sized Roni episode. I mean, say what you will. We are, we can't stop talking about this show. So thanks for being here, I mean say what you will, we can't stop talking about this show. So, thanks for being here and we will be back with the real housewives of Atlanta reunion coming up. So thanks for listening and watching and we'll catch you on the next one.

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