Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Phone Sex and the City

Episode Date: April 18, 2019

"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You got it all, baby. Yeah. Yeah, you. So real house was in New York. Oh my God, I think I was like laughing out loud the entire time I was sitting here on my childhood bed, just like the laptop just rising up and down on my on my little belly over and over again. The show is so insane. So good. So good. I'm gonna go to show

you how these shows can turn around somebody that you've been so mad at for so many years into liking them again. Like Bethany has been making me crazy for what at least two seasons making me fucking insane. Furious. Like foaming at the mouth angry. Yeah. And the season I'm loving her. I can't believe I ever did my career. I'm mean, I'm like totally back on board. Yeah, it's hilarious. And then the flip side, of course, is that, you know, now people can't stand Luan.

Luan, who everyone was like, you know, standing ovation, buying tickets for her cabaret. And now people are like, oh, what an entitled bitch. I mean, to me, she's just like the best. This is just like so hilarious. She's such a crazy monster this season. in the way that like really speaks to me. So I mean, it's so great. Yeah. Well, I think she's really teaching us all a very important lesson. And that is sobriety is terrifying. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

It's a walking nightmare. Yeah. So God bless everybody who struggles with that. Because my good, that is difficult I mean just the woman is barely making it through like well. I'll have a decal No, you know what I'll have a record. Oh my god I mean, I also think that in general if you are like fresh out of rehab and really working on your sobriety Maybe like waltzing on to a Reality show where there's just like tons of heavy drinking and heavy drinking situations Maybe not the healthiest thing, but I still applaud her for doing it. Yeah, well Leuand is back to like season

Three two or three Leuand where she's just nuts and I'm loving it. I'm so into it So speaking of nuts this week's episode picks up at the to be continued of Speaking of nuts, this week's episode picks up at the to be continued of the Berkshires where Sonya Morgan was having an out of the blue meltdown about the Morgan family letters. We see her again going, you don't touch the fuck my mind, Morgana Larry. Which I think I've done all week all week all week and she's not just like crying. She's sobbing like full on belly sobs. So Ramona comes from behind her and Bethany kind of comes over to see what's going on. She has her head. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's Sonya. She didn't do anything to desecrate you on purpose.

Okay, okay, it's okay. Sonia. She didn't do anything to decorate you on purpose It's such a romantic thing to say and Sonia is acting like she literally just saw like a genocide. She's like it was awful It was She put her nails on them. She put her nails all over her nails of the letters Tensies like don't touch them even Tensley even Tensley I love that she was so upset that it was during the snails like during the snails are the most disgusting thing in the world It did turned out not to be her hand acids or whatever. It was her nails specifically. I'm pretty sure it was her hand anyway though. By the way, I know. But the only thing she got mad at was that her nails were touching them. Yeah, exactly. So then Sony gets up and she knows she's being crazy. She goes, it wasn't the

Windows fault, but I just I got so upset, upset. And so Bethany just leads her away into like the four year and everything. She's like, okay, you know what? Not everything is a tent. Okay, everything's not a 10. All right, so don't worry about it. Like not everything's a 10. I'm like, you weren't even there about these. Like, I know, I know. But you know what?

Cry to seven. All right. It's ridiculous. What is this a 10? What are you doing right now? You're crying to 10? No. It's like a six at tops.

All right. I mean, what is it? Letters? Come on. Says the woman who has spent pretty much her entire reality TV career walking into stores and like crying when she sees like an owl, you know, or like an ashtray So then back at the table on us like, you know what? I said it. There's a loss. Okay, there's a loss. I guess who's right me. I was right. I called it. There was a loss. I called it. Okay, there's the loss and guess who's right me. I was right. I called it. There was loss. I called it And then there's the clip of her in the Morgan estate or whatever like just going into this whole Morgan thing We got to get her out of here to rent that

Just gonna blow she blow any second got to get it right now. Yeah, everyone swam So, um, yeah, so Bethany is out again It's like going back and forth between the floor and the dining to dining room And basically you know what you know what? Like like everyone's picking a battle about every single little thing Okay, like everyone just needs to calm down like basically, you know what? Like everyone's speaking about everything a little thing. Okay, like everyone just needs to calm down. Like, no, we don't even have a battle over everything. Like, nothing has to be a battle. I'm like, Bethany, your life is a battle.

It's like, what do we do? We have apples right now. We have, we have, we have, we have to play marbles, and we have to ask, what is the game? What's the game? Why do we have to play games? Okay, how about this? How about we sit in the corner?

Why do we sit in a circle? How about duck, duck, no goose? How about just like duck? How about one duck? There's a woman who's about to spend the next six months fighting over a circle. How about duck, duck, no goose? How about just like duck? How about one duck? That's the woman who's about to spend the next six months fighting over a room. Because you know that this room fight with Lou Ann is going to leak over into the whole season. So yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's a lie. It's a battle. And then back at the table, Barbara's like, is it me? That was a lot. That was a lot. And Ramona's like, give us time,

Barbara. Okay. She'd be quiet over there talking about something it was scary that's all I was saying is it's very scary to not scary Barbara okay it's a most I love Ramona's reluctance to allow Barbara into the show she's like listen we're talking about something okay you can just listen Barbara was there too Barbara's allowed to comment on this crazy thing that just happened no Barbara you say quietly okay we're gonna saw on your autograph afterwards, okay? But right now you sit in. Barbara is such an asshole.

She's like, go go, go go, go go. Which is usually not the thing you say when you see someone having an emotion breakdown. Exactly. Also, it's like, I hate when people go, go go go go go. Because it's like not funny when people do it, you know, it's like what you do when you're like five, I just feel like at this point Barbara should have elevated her humor a little bit or shade. Yeah, she should have had a solid shame on you. Yeah, like, you know, you have to work up to that little. So, so, so, Luanne comes back in with Durin that and she's like, what's up in the

year? What's going on? What's happening? We talked about me. Are we talking about my act to costume change? Thank you, that Giovanni have I said that? Yeah, thank you Luanne is the queen of like blissful ignorance when she saunter's into room. Oh, what's going on in here? Clearly nothing's gone on no mental breakdowns or anything right right You have no idea. Okay, so he's had a breakdown Bethany didn't even know what happened, and Bethany decided to take away from the table to talk to her about it.

She didn't even know what's going on. It's okay, Pimmy. You fine, Pimmy? You know what? If she wants to take away from the table, that's okay. Got no problem with it. I mean, all that you missed is that basically Sonya was having a meltdown. Now, it's a really great job of consoling her,

and then Bethany doesn't even know Who Sonia is doesn't even know how to walk but use her on two feet anyway? Just like let her away and decide to like console her away from the table even though we were consoling her at the table Which is fine. It's all good So I'm over with Bethany and Sonia Bethany is like listen listen, listen battleship, all right This is the wine talking right now. It's like, oh, okay. So you're saying, okay, I hear what you're saying. You're saying I need to protect myself, which is good as far as to get a kill to render the sleep. I'm going to cut off

our fingers. You know how many nails that's in your letters. That's the wine talking. So then derended Ramona like decide that they're come up with a new narrative. And so they're like, you know, they probably weren't even real, that is in the fish place. I think they were replicas. They're not even real. They're never real.

Everyone's like, whoa, yeah. And the wind goes, oh, they didn't even look real. I mean, we're even out of museum. I mean, it looks like a McDonald's for crying out loud. They call that in the state. They just start. I know what letters look like. I get bags of them every day.

I mean, even Santa Claus sent me a letter. I know what letters look like. I get bags of them every day. I mean, even Santa Claus sent me a letter. Me, the letter, the letter, the letter, getter of all times, and me a letter. I'll tell you about a letter that deserves to be at a museum. It says, dearly loud, you're a great sign. Tommy Tune.

And during this, like, any other way he so upset, I texted him with my pinky. He's like, Like your pinky nail now So then Ramona is like she gets up on the table and runs over to Sonia who's like just starting to settle down with Beth and just Hey Sonia guess what those letters won't even real letters. They were making it up Which is like the the Morgana state made up letters. Like they made it, wrote the letters. If you read them, they'd said, Hi, Ramona's not the most beautiful woman in the world.

So clearly it's fictional, okay? The entire building is just there to torture ex-wives of Morgan's. Yeah, it's a very elaborate scheme. And Bethany just starts yelling at Ramona's. We weren't even talking about it anymore. We weren't even talking about it anymore. We weren't even talking about it anymore Good you shouldn't talk about it because they were fake letters, okay? She didn't even talk about fake things that so at the table the way I'm like, oh good is it over?

Because I need to sing a song soon So so no, so I'm just like, you know what? I mean, I made it. I'm ready to have fun Yeah, I'm gonna have fun fun time so she sits down at the table and she's just like babbling. I think this is where Barbara is like, this is where Barbara says that she's, there's like a lot of crosstalk and the thing that matters is like, oh yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, Dan. So he's like, oh my God, thank God,

they were fake fucking letters. I'm gonna take some pressure off myself and have fun. And Barbara, if you go near Bethany's room, I'm gonna smash your fucking face. And Bethany's like, stop now! Zonya, drink some water. Drink it, drink it. Get the water.

Drink the water. Stop it. Drink the fucking water, stop. She's talking to me like, let's go. The way that they would Zonya is just to give her a muzzle. Like Zapper, okay? Like, I need a Bugs Zapper.

I'm gonna say, listen, Moth, all right, fly towards me. Fly towards me, that's it. Shout out now, drink some water. The fact that like, Sonia is wasted, making fun of Barbara while Bethany just scolds her, just full on scolds her across the table, and like no one seems to be phased by any of this, is just so amazing.

And then, Ramona tops it by coming down in her lingerie. Yeah. Whoa! Look at me. I just wanted to be comfortable. Look at me. I'm so uncomfortable. Okay. What are you wearing? I decided to change it to my pajamas.

The earrings, the high heels. Ah, Karen. You're in this like, what's going on here? Ramona. There's no man- over, all right? And the naked chef, please, for the other team, all right? Yeah. And then Ramona flashes her ashes.

I got a G-string, baby. Kai? Oh, my God. So then someone just like, brisk Coco, Ramona goes, Coco, he's in the kitchen with the helpers. Is that what we call them to help us, right? Because they help people like us live better. Yeah, I mean, what am I supposed to call them?

The wait staff? I mean, what? Like, yeah, that's a good one. I mean, I call them to helpers. They help us live a better life, okay? What people will put here for us, okay? I'm sure one of them took my luggage upstairs already. It's been two days.

I still haven't seen it, but I got a sum it's in my closet by now Nothing's like like I want to die and got back as Ramona all right seriously like this is your dinner outfit What's your after dinner? Hey? What a G string like like seriously? What are you gonna serve your vagina for dessert? Like seriously? What's going on with Ramona? Yeah, seriously, so Dinner's over and Bethany is like, you know, normally I go to sleep, but I just, I'm feeling the group so I'm going to hang out. So they're all dancing.

We see a bunch of like insta stories and things like that. They're all just getting drunk. And then the wind just goes, oh, it's chaos. They're scissoring. There's dancing. I'm like, I just like, she just starts off with scissors. I like that that's where she starts. It's like, it's a lot crazier when you don't drink over here. And then they cut

to Sonya who's pretending to be in one of those Bluetooth snowmen that, that's, I'm going to bed, because I'm scared. This is scared. I'm going to bed. I noted that to anybody. I'm scared. You're all scary. You're not going to make it on this. Okay. This is why I didn't get an apple. Yeah, exactly. This is exactly why she didn't get the apple. I mean, you out that in one of those insta stories, Luann was like, Sonya was just like, wasted and Luann goes, uh, Sonya's starting. Sonya's starting. I'm like, Luann, you should know better by now. You can't say that phrase anymore otherwise, Dorenda's gonna chop your head off. No, Dorenda just starts touching her with her pinky nail.

Yeah. Really? I also wish that Luann would try to like the fireplace again, because I feel like that's like one of the great, like, under appreciated clips is, and nearly burning blue stone mansion down. Would you try to like that fireplace, giant fireball game out. Could you put on too much gas?

And it's just, oh, oh, oh, oh. And that was one of the other room, Bethany's like, mansion in all, oh, mansion it all. Manchin it all. I mean, I think at this point, we may have to just do like a live show somewhere where we just go through all the great moment that ever happened at the Berkshire's because at this point, it's like it's own series. It's a damn show. You're so nuts over there.

So then the next morning, Bethany and Sonia and the kitchen, Bethany's like, oh my god, like you were nuts. Like you almost threw down and Sonia's like, I'm sure it was a great moment. Don't remember it. I've remembered nothing. And she goes, I've heard the rumors for many years about Barbara. SBN.

And I think Bethany can be naive about, you know, wandering arms, legs that just grabbed you in the middle of the night. When I do it, it's nice. I'm not trying to get into her pants. Like Barbara, both of it Sonya has this lesbian hatred of Barbara. I know they all have this lesbian thing with Barbara, that they all see her as like this wicked lesbian.

I think honestly, it's because Barbara's like not as pretty as them. And I think they just sort of prejudice against her. I mean, because Barbara's sort of like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, So I think it just like when Sony has done like way more lesbianic things than Barbara ever has I just don't you just made out it with the chick on screen to like what two episodes ago. Yeah, yeah, exactly So that's like oh my god Barbara's like freaked out like what's going on here? And then Barbara's like yeah, I was watching the sunrise and I'm waiting for the sunrise I'm like rise rise

sunrise and I'm waiting for the sunrise. I'm like, rise, rise, cause I know that that bag that never got a pack is never getting a pack. I'm out of here. This is crazy. Yeah. And so then she's saying goodbye to Dorenda. She's like, I was lovely. I had a lovely time here. And Dorenda just goes, come back, come back, come back. She's doing it in that way. That's like technically like Very inviting, but like the tone is sort of like I fucking hate you and I'm missing you a challenge Yeah, like I'm laying down. I'm daring you to come back here right now Yeah, what she really means is come back Come on come back. Yeah, come back. She's like I'm not gonna hug you I'm not gonna see I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say I'm gonna just say come back. Yeah, come back. Just like I'm not gonna hug you

I'm not gonna share my saying you're just gonna say come back Come back Come back So then bet everybody leaves except for Bethany and so Bethany and to rent a go for a walk and drink it's like We're in the walk we are doing work and she just starts like power walking out the door I'm like all right All right, all right, it's like too hot for this. So then Beth and you're like, oh my god, you're gonna freak out when I tell you something.

So like yesterday I was in Boston, I was like in a hotel and like with an elevator, you know, you have them doing a hotel that was an elevator, but feel it, it's like an elevator, it's like a door. So you go in, it's like a box, but it goes up, you know, it's crazy, but it goes down, takes different floors, like you don't need to take it,

it's like crazy. So you know how they sometimes have like a little pad in the pad, and you know like an fancy elevator, it's like a pad in a pad and a phone, that's like right next to the elevator, but not in the elevator, but next to it, but it's only in fancy places, like it's only fancy places, it's not like a hot day, It's like a pad and a pen and like a phone. That's like right next to the elevator, but not in the elevator, but next to it, but it's only in the fancy places. Like it's only in the fancy places.

It's not like a hot day. And so I looked at the pad and guess what? Guess what? Guess what was on the pad? Can I share what was on the pad? Huh? Huh? They're in the read, but she's like,

they're by Stony Hill. No, no, no, no, no, the rhythm part. They're in the right part. All right, man, right. I'm getting read the pad and cursing, man. They're by Stony Hill. No, God damn it, give it to me. All right, all right.

You look the calculate and amazing as always. You're right. If you use his hand waiting, this one fingerprints on this. She's like, I don't get it. Cause I sort of got, I thought I was gonna be something crazy. Like Dennis had happened to have written that guess book,

but it was just like it literally said, you look spectacularly, you look good, like always signed D. Yeah. And she's like, he really, really? Yeah, yeah, he's a spectacular all the time. Like seriously during that, like I'm not making this out, okay, it's not like I'll pay for it. So you know I was there. Now, why does it say what's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? I don't know. He must have, he must he must know are you showing this isn't just from your private notebook? The colonic. It's so romantic. I know but the best part is that because it said it said you looks spectacular look you look good like always and apparently that's something sort of similar to something that Dennis sometimes said Bethy is like and you know what's crazy?

I did look at yesterday. I did. I was crazy. I looked good. The notebook. No, it's like that movie. The notebook. Oh my god.

Is your in Broadway? Movie back. And during this like, do you know what? The law left and Dennis put into that. He put a lot of effort to get that to you. Because he can't even know the world. Guy, Richard, when he says that, he's just like a a balloon of a quarter, but Janice is like writing full sentences So nothing's like he's trying to send me a message

That says on spectacular. I mean, I look right. You know what it was worth the effort is worth the effort Wow even when Bethany gets haunted by a ghost they just fall over her. Oh Bethany you're so wonderful It's dead, right? It's like, oh, I'm run charities, bitch! I have poor people! Oh, Bethany, you're not a poor person. You look amazing.

Boo! Boo! Boo! You told you about the afterworld, bitch! Boo! Let's face it. It's time for commercial break. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but if we don't take one, it's gonna be very day-class set.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then we get another neurotic Bethany Morning scene which is sad, but you know, only one person can mourn like Bethany and that's Bethany, which makes it fun. I mean, it's sick that it makes it fun. Sorry. It makes it fun, to be honest. Not fun. It's just like Bethany is fun. It makes it, I think it makes it much more normal. Normally in a morning scene, I would fast forward the morning scene.

I actually find it to be fun. I don't want to cry. Yeah, but I'm like, oh, Bethany's doing this so well. Well, for me, it's more like, I actually feel like she's very raw about it. So I find it to be pretty compelling to watch, even though it's very sad. What I will point out in this scene is that when she, she's at in her kitchen and she's you know, babbling to her housekeeper like, oh my god, Brynn's gonna come off today. We're gonna have like a movie night like no friends, no friends alone. Just gonna be like Arts and Crass and like me and like we're gonna talk about my brand,

you know. So Beth and he's like, you know what? She's bringing, you know, she's all, she's only about peanut butter and jelly right now. Okay, only about peanut butter and jelly. And then while she's all, she's only about peanut butter and jelly right now. Okay. Only about peanut butter and jelly. And then while she then she starts talking about brin and Dennis and while she's doing this, she starts making a peanut butter and jelly for brin. And she like puts the peanut butter down and you can, it's the peanut butter is already down and you can see she's spreading the jelly on top of the peanut butter. What sort of monster is she? I mean, I feel like you do it. I feel like it's failed. No, I feel like you put putter on one side jelly on the other side No, no, if you put jelly on the actual bread

It you're you're using too much jelly because it starts getting absorbed into the bread and then you have this like kind of Sagi layer that the jelly is made on top of the bread. It's called a perfect. It's called a perfect Pinopata and jelly sandwich. It's called overly jellied peanut butter. I can't even go. I don't know if you can't really, or how they do it. I can't even believe you apply your jelly or a little solid. No, you apply your dollop of jelly onto the peanut butter

and then you swirl it around on top of the peanut butter. So you get like a nice different amount in every single pie. But then like what happens if you have to go in and get more jelly at that point you've now gone, I don't know. I don't go get more jelly. You know your measurements. I can't, this is like shocking to me.

I thought for sure we'd be on the same page of this and I can't even believe you. I think you're crazy. I don't, if you ever make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm gonna be pissed, okay? If I find out that I'm actually the minority on this, well, I'll be very proud of myself. I'll be like, you know what, I'm doing my own way,

I'm an artist, but honestly, I'm really fast to find out where audience stands. Do you put the jelly on the peanut butter or do you put it on the other side and bring them together like a buck? Because that's what I do. Also, do you cut yours diagonally or rectangles? I cut mine into diamond, into triangles.

Okay, good. So we have that. Okay, we have that. We have that. When I was little, you know what I loved? I loved when my dad would cut my sandwich and he would do like, cut it across like in a diagonal. So you had like two triangles and then cut it again the other way.

So you had four triangles. I loved getting the four triangle. It was so special to me. Yeah, that's how I do it. Four triangles. Oh, you do four triangles. Uh, that's how I do it. Four triangles. You do four triangles. Uh-huh. Oh, these two are only two. I've left four triangles behind, but when I was a kid, I loved it.

Oh, it's so good. I'm a four triangle man, even now. Okay. Well, I fully respect that. Thanks, Ben. Yeah. Okay, so back to Bethany Morning. So she's like, she's going through cards because she saw that thing in the hotel.

So now she wants to go through all the cards to, you know, yeah, whatever. See the cards. So she finds them and then she's like, well, you know what I'm going to, and she's crying reading the cards, which is so sad. So I'm not going to make fun of that. But she's reading the cards and she's like, she's telling the lady. She's like, oh my god, the guy, the guy just sent me flowers yesterday. Like, I'm totally keeping that card because you never know.

Like, what, what if you guys I'm gonna have this card Which is such an odd thing to say and her cleaning lady's like I kept it for you. Oh my god. Seriously you kept it like you saw that card and you thought you had to keep it? Oh my god My god, the craziest thing happened I turned the radio as I said Eric Clapton was on he's saying you look wonderful tonight. I was like that's crazy That's like, get me down the ceiling. So now we go over. We see Ramona walking down the street with Coco. Coco is really coming on strong this season. Like Coco hasn't had a lot of time on TV, but this season really is a big Coco. Coco season, especially after Lassi when Coco was nearly killed by Sonya's drunken death grip. So, so Ramona's...

Coco was turned into a fur bra for Sonya. Yeah, he had a breakdown. Coco was turned into like a dog dicky for a moment there. So Ramona's walking along with Coco and she's like, whoa, your mommy's getting a blow-out. I don't want to leave you alone because you're getting old Okay, and my time with you is precious. So let's do it. You ready Coco. You ready for the last time you're ever gonna go into a salon She goes to me and wait

Ramona Luana and Ramona, so that's all you there are two eventually. Yeah, she goes in to meet the girls and she's like Well, I brought cocoa. She's only got like a year left. I'm like, well, I'm like Ramona. She has feelings. Don't talk to her like that. What are you giving the dog a death wish? My God. She's like, well, you know what? I've gone half the morning. I thought, you're dead soon. So I'm going to take you to watch me get a blow up.

And I thought, you know what? I'm taking it. You don't mind if I bring, if I bring the dog right here, lady, I'm not even asking you. Don't a blow up and I thought you know what I'm taking it You don't mind if I bring if I bring the dog right here lady I'm not even asking you don't not okay. I wasn't an ask Remotives a nightmare. I know and I love that she goes no now because every's not home I can't watch Coco and I love that then she goes you know what the salons I knew you wouldn't mind I just like that she pluralized the there placed the salons I knew you wouldn't mind. I just like that she pluralized the there place the salons Then I'll pick the beach wave because I feel like being beachy today not bitchy beachy I've been working on that one guys. Yeah, good beach humor. I'm gonna try it out for when I do a show it robo beach

so That's like become my new punting bag. We're hoping to beach out of nowhere. So So Ramona's like like what's being a bitchy beaches? You assume you seem to be stranded on one okay? Because remember the other night you were being crazy about being in the schrock room. Oh my god You were crazy. Oh wow, you know these days. I'm just very in touch with my emotions So these things sort of happen. And besides, the squeaky wheel gets the cabaret slot, am I right?

And I got my room, that's how it's done. And she tells us, you know, to Rinton and I, we're raised the same way. We were both Catholic, we came from parents. There were sidewalks on the street where we were growing up. Sometimes it rained, so was nice to have my sister back Yeah, you know So it raised the same way one of us just happened to have a God's given talent to do cabaret So then uh, Sonia comes in and she's like what I'd like this concept a quick blow in a bob

Oh, hi, I knew you, I know you aren't you shuck a starter. So what she said his daughter was the girl. No, but the woman was like, I'm never seen you before in my life, but I'll pretend like I have. She's like, I just like to instant these, best of me is instant. That's the best in his computer game. I just like to bet me his Instagram and I'm just played all over a pool table. Oh, it's great. Never had better photos taken or alive. Yeah. Says Sonia. She's like just so excited to be on Bethany's Insta story because it gets like more viewers than all the housewives.

So Sonia is like, oh, you know, it's her Bethany and then she tells Luanne about how Bethany was hurt by, went, how one Luanne said, oh, is Bethany just the queen? She gets to show up late and she gets the room. She's the queen. So, so, so, so, you tell Luanne about how when Bethany heard that, she was really hurt. And yeah, and she also throws Durin,

under the bus at the same time. Yeah. You know, she said, why does she get the bathroom? Durin just the one who told her. Yeah. And then Luanne said, why does she get the best room? Dorenda's the one who told her. Yeah. And then Leon's like, oh, I mean, it's more about Dorenda, not about B. Am I B? I mean, Beyonce. As in, unless her singer than me. Am I right, everyone? Am I right?

You tell me when Beyonce has special guests, the sing songs from Broadway. I mean, the only one who really had a homecoming with me, I'm sorry, Beyonce. But next time you go to rehab, you can do a homecoming special. And suddenly, you go, you really didn't want to be in that room. She goes, well, the Bethany is upset and, well, well, well, guess what? I don't give a shit. Then I'll be upset. I can't believe the length rolling Rolling Rides have to beth me this so much for her when she was flat on a rascal drunk. I'm lifting an ankle spine to her face, getting kicked out

of bodies. Wow, not cool, man. Not cool. So she's like, she's done so much for you, Louan. She's like, what is she, Dodge? She's, ah, well, she got you that lawyer. A lawyer. Yes, she got you a lawyer Don't you remember? Oh, well, she did get me a lawyer. I guess I'm true. Yeah, well she goes

She goes as she didn't intervention. She's an intervention. Yes, she didn't intervention. Oh, yeah, well she did do that too Well, what I loved about this was that there were some like there were some nuances with the language here that I thought was just like so amazing. First of all, Sony goes, well, she did all these things for you and the way I just goes, what's that got to do with a room? Which is like amazing. And then Sony goes, she goes, well, she got you a lawyer and the way I go, a lawyer! Oh, yes, she did get me a lawyer, yes, yes, yes. And then somebody goes, and the intervention, remember that she was, well, of course I remember that. It was an intervention, which I just loved that, so to say, don't you remember the intervention?

It's like, shut the fuck up. And it's like, yes, well, I guess she has done a lot for me. So why can't she just do a little more and give me the room? Yeah, and then she, which I thought was kind of funny because at this point I feel like almost Luhanna is joking about it. And then she's like Bethany, Bethany, Bethany. Well, you know, with her one day she saved my life. The next day she's bashed my hair with a baseball bat, a baseball bat. Is that how you treat your local celebrity celebrity? Wow, wow, wow, well, if she wants to take it on with me, bring it on, girlfriend. And she does like that flip off thing with her arm.

Yeah, she goes, if you want to stay in that room, let me stay in that room. Wow. It was like, it was like this amazing, like drawing of the line in the sand, like like a diva fit, but in the way that Luan would do it, it was so amazing. I was cracking up at the petulence, but I couldn't tell if I loved the way she was like, fuck it. I don't care what Bethany thinks. I wanted to the room. I was kind of admired that, but then I also was like, but at the same time she's being a monster

about it, I didn't know where to go with it and decide at the end of the day. It was just all amazing. Well, it's going to be a huge fight for the rest of the season. And just the plain facts are it's two women who refused to come unless they got the room. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Which makes this show just delicious. It's like two dumb dumb's going on.

So next up, Sonya and Ramona again, this time they're a florist. And Ramona is just talking the whole way. She's like, well, what are those flowers? Beautiful choice. Sonia. Wow. Well, you lady runs a flower shop. And then she turns to Sonya. She goes, our friend is having a party. And I was invited. So, whoa, I'm so excited to be. I'm so honored. Sonya can't believe it. You know we're in a good place Maybe we should get something they're just totally ignoring the poor lady who works there the lady is just like so angry That like after eight years she finally is like okay, you can film here And then she's like this was a huge mistake. I never should have allowed this to happen and I'm almost like whoa I guess tonight the dress code is sparkly and Sony's like oh Yeah

Ramona in the future if someone sends an email that says there's a dinner party tonight and the dress code is sparkly you don't have to reply all to everyone and say a really stupid question you could just google like what is sparkly what sorry just don't know what sparkly it's okay don't bother Bethany, okay? She's famous. Just pick one of your 1000 dresses that have rhinestone, okay? I'm gonna guess. Well, you know what kind of flower I'm gonna get back to me? Something like this, something cylinder.

It's like, here I got you a flower that looks like a vase. Um, I think it's just a vase. He's like here. I got you a flower that looks like a vase. Um, I think it's just a vase So um you like got your flower. That's really pretty I got this cylinder Hey Bethany I got you a really pretty flower looks just like you there's a Venus live trap. Yeah, oh Sony is like oh god and she's Ronnie Oh Oh, and Sony is like, oh god, and she's Ronnie. Oh, look at that star bomb. Wait, Ronnie, you're disappearing. You're disappearing into the into the night sky. He's still talking. He's still going.

It's just monologuing. What? I can't say it. I don't know if I'm even gonna edit this out because it's so funny that he's a fully monologue game The ladies just like get the fuck out of here Um, I was I was just saying before that that was like one of the funniest Skype interruptions We've ever had like connection difficulty to ever had because Because this is what it sound like on my end Ronnie. This was sound like it's like quiet. It'd be like I mean, I know the pan continue Still it was at first. I was like, oh, we're gonna have to stop and I was like I think I have to keep this in now

But now of course I'm gonna demand that you recreate it So okay, well I'll help okay. Oh just need to get back there. Let's see. Oh, I can. So basically they're trying to leave. Yeah, so they leave and send you like, thank you, lady. We said a star behind the flowers. I love it. And Sonny is like, what's that one? The blue one? That is something? Why can't you say it? Oh, I don't need to like, well, who cares if you can say it as long as you can pay for it? Am I right, lady? Pluric? Lots of poor people come in here. They can't afford the flowers. They can't say them. So who cares?

But rich people can. So who cares if they can say it right or not? The lady just looks like she's got. She keeps her smile on. And the second they walk out, she just turns to the camera like these fucking bitches. She does a full eye roll, a full like 180 degrees with the eyeballs and turns away. And you know what I'm also actually a little upset about? I'm upset that the cameras did not follow Sonia and Ramona because I really want to see Ramona's reaction when she actually steps into the LePamca to the end because I don't think she's ever been to one before.

This it. Okay, I want to go someplace fancy. I heard about this place called Obam Pant. Sounds French and fancy. Can we go there please? What are they, what are they called that? Chris Oli? Can we, that's their list.

Oh, look at that. I'm looking on Yelp. Looks like there's a very high end French place called Pret a Mon J. Can we go there please? Thank you. So then we got a Luann and Tinsley having lunch together, which is kind of an odd couple. Yeah. The man's like, oh, well, I didn't even need the hostess to show me where I'm going. Look at her.

So pretty. Look at that entitled princess over there The traffic in midtown just awful these days, you know They can invent self-driving cars. Why can't they have cars that hover am I right? Am I right? I want a car that hovers because I want to stand on top of it and see Gabri Ray to all the people down below Am I right? Three two one drive it in the sky drive it in the sky. Drive it in the sky. I'm singing to the people while I drive in the sky.

Yeah. Me George Jackson. Do do do do do do do do do. Here's boy, all right. But it, but it, but it, but it. Oh God, the Jeff. When you get to Jetsons as your friends and captives and friends, you know you've made it.

Oh yes. Tommy June, his choreographer. Intensely saying, I think they're working on hover cars. It's just, well I want one. And I'm not staying at your end this house until I get a hover car. Hello, is this Robert Tesla? Yes, I'd like to be on the list for the hover cars.

Thank you, goodbye. She's like, did you just make a phone call with a croissant? Yes, that's new. Where's Ramona causing a croissony, am I right? Technology these days, nanotips. Yes, I'd like an order of nanotips, please. So sorry for the story. And it's busy lots of mind in this version.

In this version, she's like a crazy person making calls on croissants inviting the Justin Farah. He's not that far off. Okay. So the waiter comes over and she's like, you know what I'll have a decaf martini. That would be great. You what actually make that a regular coffee teeny. No.

Take out the coffee. You know what? This is just hard. I'm not sure how to do this. Waiter, have a question. This table. Is it sturdy? Do you think we can, it could hold one of those wraps that my rack of ribs that my friend

Fred told me about? You know, Fred Flintstone, he comes to here every now and then. Apparently, the ribs here are to die for it, tinsley. And then she tells us, the hard thing about sobriety is not drinking, which, really, I thought it was a lack of hover cars. Well, I spent many years drunk waiting for my hover car to arrive, and now that I'm sober

I'm realizing that my choice be a pipe dream So Tim say like okay one of the things I wanted to talk about is my dad because he was an alcoholic He died three years ago and then because three years. Oh, I thought it was longer. Hmm. I mean you just have the air of someone who had a Childhood trauma. That's all I'm saying. Well, the alcohol didn't even kill him. He was just drinking a lot and then he felt on the stairs and then he went to coma and then he went to hospital. It was just really hard. And the man goes, hmm, wow. Yeah.

I wouldn't point it if we could talk about me again. I wouldn't point if we could have talked about me again. Is this have a The Doothover cars? Did he have the secret patent that he didn't publish? Is that what this is about? We went from the Jetson's theme song to your dad falling down the stairs. Well, this is why one of us has a cabaret and the other does it. Am I right? So, I'm just imagining Lou Annam one of those jets in cars.

Well, I mean, she does sort of have, she sort of has Judy's hair. Trudy. Trudy. Trudy. Trudy. Trudy. Trudy. Trudy. Wait, yeah, Jane. Wait, Jane is the wife, Trudy's the daughter or is he? Yeah, Jane's the wife. Yeah, Jane's the wife. She has Jane's hair if you think about it. That bitch stole my haircut and brought to the future. That bitch stole my Erica. I'm brought to the future. That bitch stole my, you. So, uh, Tensley is telling her that she hasn't been someone around, uh, she hasn't been around somebody with a drinking

gushy since her father. Yeah. And being around the, uh, Luan is giving her issues, you know, it's bringing back her issues. And she's like, you know, I'm part of me. He's like, why do we have to walk on the egg show? It's just because you're a drunk. Oh, I'm starting to feel so angry with my dad. Just talking about it. And the man goes angry with your dad for,

like she's barely paying attention and template's like dying. I'm mad at him for dying from drinking. Louis, I was like, wow, this is really serious. If she mentioned eggshells and didn't start to cry. I was gonna say, it was actually like, I mean, I did definitely feel bad for her. I also thought like, or something. It was terrible. And she was like really, like, she's really shaken

and she clearly hasn't really dealt with it. It's interesting that she's bringing all these feelings up and even more interesting because it's Luan. And I know that Luan has been to rehab like for five minutes or whatever, but it's not the most sensitive. But then even she brings out more sensitivity in Luan, which is kind of bizarre. It's a really bizarrely nice scene. It was really nice. I mean, I genuinely, like Joe, all jokes aside, I genuinely felt really bad for Tinsley. I mean, it's like a bizarrely nice scene. It was really nice. I mean, I genuinely, like, all jokes aside, I genuinely felt really bad for Tinsley. I mean, it's like a, you know, we've been talking,

there's been so much death on the season and tragedy and, you know, Tinsley has been dealing with this, like since she came on the show and hasn't even talked about it, you know, that's a lot. I mean, that's when she came on the show. Yeah, that's like a lot that weighs on you. And when she was, and it was fun, not funny,

but like the things that she was saying, you know, I felt, I felt terrible for her because it was the things that like someone who's really grieving who like against better reason is just sort of saying, and you can, I almost feel like she even knows the things that she's saying are unreasonable, but like she just sort of like wrapped up in grief. But then, and you know, and the way I was like, well, you should go to Alonon, which I was like, I was glad that she said that because I was like isn't what tinsy should go to Alan on so when the way I said that That was really good. I was really happy

But then what was very odd about the scene and very real hassles in New York is like heavy scene about tinsy losing her father alcohol Alcohol is a disease good Alan on oh and by the way, I'm actually going to host the big Apple circus next week. Yeah. Well, even the talk about it because she, Lewand's like, well, let me explain something to you. People think you choose to drink, but I've got news for you. It's a disease. And she's like, but I don't see it my dad's, but you don't choose it, Tinsley. Like, you know, what are you going to, you have to understand that if you're ever going to understand the disease. Yeah. You know, which is true. That's why she has to. And she's like, you don't choose it.

And Tensley's like, yeah, but if you're allergic to a peanut, you don't need a peanut. And she's like, well, Tensley, it's not really like a peanut. I mean, this show really is so crazy that it can talk about so many heavy things and still, yeah, I mean, don't make me laugh. I'm sorry and then and then pivot right into the circus Okay, well that's a transition She's like whoa how'd you end up with that gig you were circus act now? Big tent how about you try a big stage for once bitch Oh big tent. How about you try a big stage for once bitch?

Enjoy Barnum and Faley. Yeah, enjoy getting on a motorcycle and running around and going around in a circle and a cube or whatever I don't even know what it is But I got a lot of places to get so now, you know hosting things Like I'm the guest ring master and the r goes you with that outfit you're gonna be adorable I would look ridiculous. I mean ruffles me and ruffles. I mean I look I mean everyone would look ridiculous But you look great really great So then we go over to Bethany's house where she's prepping for a party By taking jacked it with fluids Yes, she's being resupposed to be my head. Yeah, I'm full of fluids.

It's like going to, it's like going to like going to like the Thanksgiving day parade the night before to watch them pump up the balloons, you know. Yes, and her face looks crazy because she just got a face-solo or something. And so the lady's like, I'm gonna give you this mega dose of vitamins. It's gonna give you so much energy. And she's like, energy, I don't wanna energy, no energy. All right, I want health, wealth, no energy. Got it, I have a, I'm a Jesus Christ. It's like a multi-ask and cluster fuck, all right?

Like, I happen to need my V. And then I happen to need to get a face left. And then I have to happen to have to get my face on. What's in my life? What's in my life? Like, it's so difficult. She's surrounded by three people working on her. Yeah. Hey, Bethany. You're so in touch with the people. Yeah. Now a great plot twist is that Bethany's ex Russ is there and he has

a staffing company. So the people working at the party are from his staffing company and that he normally doesn't show up when she hires people from his company. But he decided to show up this time. And thank God, I'm roast because oh my God Russ was hot. I was like what? What is happening here? Why did you ever leave this guy? Why? Why Bethany?

Why? Well she definitely has a type that's for sure. He's like a way hotter version of her ex. Yeah, he was. He was he was actually very like peak Tom Cruise, you know? And and she was just like she basically said that like last summer, they were dating and essentially in love and then Dennis came along and whistled her away with all sorts of promises of whatever, which I feel like, well obviously it's very tragic for many different

reasons, but also like Bethany, like, I don't know, I feel like she's, I just am mad that she left the hot guy. I'm just mad. I'm just mad. I'm just mad. Yeah, this guy's hot. Like insanely hot, insanely hot. He's really cute. And she's like, oh my god. What am I gonna do? I have a piece of face.

I've got my V and I mean, Jesus Christ. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I don't need, you don't want your ex to see you like this. And he's like a Beth and me. Hey, it's me. Hottness. That's the door. Oh my god. All right, give me five. Give me five. You got all even 15.

But give me five. Give me five. I'll do scratch. Just scratch. Oh my god. What's the girl doing? Her hair goes that was him. Like I did not expect him to be that fine. I know. And by the way, the bartenders, the staff there, they were all hot, but this guy was so hot that they became like inc consequential, they look like three firms, you know, it's like this guy was like his hotness was unparalleled, unparalleled for Bravo.

Yeah. I'm going to tell two judgey girls, they better put them in their bracket next year for March Madness for hot Bravo liberties. Yeah, hotness. So she's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. How are you? How are you? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Those are your boys. And he's like, yeah yeah, I gotta go enjoy your dinner, Bethany. Don't scare my guys.

She's like, oh my god, they could get scared and they could get late and they might not want to. So now everyone's showing up to the dinner. Durinda's first and Bethany shows up. Now she's fully in her outfit and she's wearing this like she's wearing pants, I think, and then she's also wearing this top that like starts at her like breast but then splits open. So it looked like she was wearing a pair of pants on her chest. Oh, I thought that outfit was so pretty. I'm not saying it wasn't. I'm just saying it looked like she was wearing pants on pants. I was just like, I've never had.

I know. That's all I could think about. Hello, belly. I'm actively working away from. It's like seeing all this. It's like seeing all this. I never did. Wow. It's like seeing all those brownies I have been eating. So the girls start to arrive and she tells us, I'm into my first official party. Like I haven't had a formal party in my place. Like I love my place. Like it's so beautiful. It's also homey. Like I love this

place. Look at this place place This place is amazing right? Yeah, and then Ramona shows up and she's like whoa great floor as I love great floors because I'm a maven I'm a floor maven, but I love more than a floor more floor floor floor floor floor. Oh holy mold you look awesome You're like you're like a human version of a floor just amazing and awesome Hey, help a person. I would love a drink. Okay. This is my new thing if I can get it. Okay. vodka in a really large wine glass with some clubs soda. Hey, lots of through fights.

It's like trademarked to vodka soda. And I fucking love it. And Bethany is like, what do we got to make a fucking announcement about it? Seriously, we're gonna just go get it. Like seriously, like, what's the matter? What's going on? Not to make it crazy, but you have a straw. Cause I don't like to get stuff from my teeth. Okay. I've got a date Okay, I want you to stop my teeth and you're a straw Thank you really helping me live a better life just like a good helper what okay?

So then she then so so then there it goes give her a crazy straw Yeah, they wind up giving her a big metal straw. Everyone's like, whoa, I love it. Can I take it with me? Like what the fuck? She's like, I asked, I asked. Okay, I asked this time. I was like, you know what, progress is progress.

Like, see what she's asking it before she seals it. And Ramona's like, shout out for your vagina, I don't care. And she's like, what? Not gonna need that. By the way, I just want to say, you know, we laugh about hover cars, but if Ramona started to ask before she takes something, anything's really possible. Yeah, I was actually thinking about that while I watched it. I was like,

we're going to be watching this when we're like little old ladies, we're going to be watching the repeats. Like, remember when we didn't have hover cars. I know. You know what I want? I want an inspector gadget car where in traffic, the, the, the, it gets like legs, you know, and like, right, those, because they still have legs. So they're still in traffic, you know? Yeah, but it's still, but they can like, they can maneuver, like motorcycles now.

Oh, I hate it. Inspector's gadgets gadgets. They were so stupid. They were all like put together like, so like poorly, like it last minute, you know, make an effort. Spectre gadget. We're totally brain the dog, you know, a little grumpy dog who just like was not not his voice was not heard. I need it to be.

Yeah. I'm like, Penny, who's voice is a little bit worse. Her stupid book. So penny. Yeah. Coming up next coming up next on iTunes. her stupid book. Shut up Penny. Yeah, coming up next, coming up next on iTunes. Inspector Crapin'ing.

It's Watcher Crapin' and takes on Inspector Gadget. Finally. Be quiet over there. Pennyville. I still actually, I'm since I'm at my child to the desk. I'm looking right now at the remains of Inspector Gadget. Like it was a decal that I put on the wall and then my mom got so mad at me because it wouldn't come off and to this day There's some like Inspector Gadget on the wall Wow, wow really wow Beth. Yeah, and in fact I started doing this Inspector Gadget rant before I even looked at it over there

I was like whoa I'm embarrassed. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know. I'm more embarrassed for me if you Sorry, I called you bravin. I'm embarrassed. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know. I'm more embarrassed for me if you. Sorry, I called you. I hope you didn't take that wrong way. Sorry. I called you out to the brain. So Sony is like, um, oh, Sony is trying to get in downstairs, but she can't figure out the door. And she's like, we're going to get mud.

Yeah. By the, the Chipprianne gang, roving gang of Chipprianians. Yeah. So during this telling the girls upstairs, they're like, oh, you're the best flabbers from the wind. She's a glad we nail that. We really that number. I was like, oh, my God, that's so nice. And Sunday goes, goosebumps. You know, goosebumps when your hair stands up on your arm. Yes, so. Yeah. That's where we're pretty well aware and then by the way while Durrindu is saying this I don't know if you know his in the background Bethany was having her house keeper take photos of her outfit for the Instagram Bethany was like posing and

What's her face was like taking photos? All right, okay, let's one more one more for the gram. Okay, do it for the gram Okay, all right one more one more one more one more Yeah, So then, Barbara shows up next. She like, plots in. Yeah. And Dorenda just gives her the, just the nastiest deaths there. Nasty.

Ramonio instead of saying hi. She like, Can you put more ice in here? Can I give more ice up a person? So, so then they're all waiting around for Luan. And we get like her class like house five thing where we watch the clock ticking and ticking and ticking and Remundance like whoa Bethany I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I actually have to leave it eight. I have a date with no one okay. I've a date destiny.

Hey Bethany, I'm saying gay. So I don't care. Do what you gotta do. You do you like what? What the fuck do I care? go on go on me be Ramona All right, I'm Ramona. Hey me war. Hey me boy. All right Give me your okay. I'm Ramona. I'm here. Oh my god. The cab is here. She's only an hour and 15 minutes like you know No big deal. What the fuck? My favorite part about Luan arriving because they can't be where's Luan? Where's Luan and when Luan finally does arrive

All we see is her hand with like a giant like giant diamonds on it Just like press the intercom like we don't see your face. Don't see anything It was just like it was like the most like like I felt like old Hollywood diva just like ring ring ring cab race Are here? Oh? It's like it's rain shot to finally show her face five minutes into the film. Oh, this is so amazing. It's a strange shot to finally show her face five minutes into the film. Oh, it was so, speaking, I mean, speaking of that in Spectric Adjutant, it was like Dr. Klaugh, right?

It was just like all you saw was the hand. It was just like a little detail that I just thought was so amazing. So she comes in, she's like, sorry girls. I came from Uptown and the traffic was monstrous. So it's like, we all came from Uptown and I can't believe she's pulling the traffic card traffic is one thing and then our late is another When I say uptown, I mean literally uptown hover car up in the air Couldn't find a parking space anywhere so I parked in the Empire State Building elevator was jammed

Couldn't find a park space anywhere. So I parked in the Empire State Building elevator was jammed So they sit down to dinner finally about things like all right, I just want to make cheers You know because like we all made a breakthrough this weekend. So you know what cheers? You know alcohol does so much for us I'd like to think alcohol well, I'll never all right all right strike that but you know she is anyway and during this like I only make a toast Kid Bobbra for surviving the god-a-lifle shark room. I'm most of it terrible for him. Yeah. This is the heel.

I mean during the jumps right in. I'm the heels of Bethany declaring that we're all in a pretty good place. The ring did then just go right after Barbara, all sorts of unresolved emotions. I know it might have been very difficult for you to stay there as my guest. And I knew that shark wasn't too scary because you probably were open up with scary things to the mountain shock. And when I say scary things, I'm saying, Bunch lesbians.

Eh? I know what she's doing and I'm not going to take the bait like the techie fish on a wall. Yep, and there goes your, there goes your apple, there goes your apple. A real housewife takes the bait and then doubles down. Yeah, so that's like, all right, all right, we're gonna play truth with it there.

All right, we're gonna play truth with it there. All right, Ramona, you go first, you go first. Ramona's like, oh, hey, let me think about it. Tim's like, oh no, bling. I hate these games. Last time I played this game, it didn't go very well. And then they cut to them. I think it was in Mexico, right? Wait, where were they? Yeah, I think I think it was.

I don't remember where they were, but they were somewhere. And then they were playing truth or dare. And she's someone asked, Tensley, like, when was the first time you had Hano? She said when she was married and Derenna's like, you had Hano? Well, that's not the way she'd happen, right? This goes with Lich. This doesn't go with Lich, am I right? Am I right? She's like, I'll be honest, I cried. So Ben is like, okay, Ramona, why don't you start us off?

I'm sorry, well, Ben is like, okay Ramona, you start us off. Ramona goes, okay, dear, do you think you'll fall in love again? Like Ramona, that's a truth. No, I'm think you'll fall in love again? Like Ramona, that's a truth. No, I'm daring you to fall in love. I'm joking. You're talking to your heart. I'm just like, ah, ah, ah, it's complicated, okay? I was enjoying the ambiance.

And that's like, oh my god, in that ambiance. Look, when I don't want to sprinkle Ramona with my bare hands, like I love the laughter. Like she's colorious to life at make fun of. So, you know know what it was worth the metal straw you know what this game is too hot I need something easy like floors I love floors I'm in design maven okay so do me I was like well Bethany I dare you to kiss Barbara Bethany I'm Jesus Christ what am I gonna worry about come here Barbara

Chris, what am I gonna wear back? Come here, Barbara. Barbara. Barbara's like, they make guys so mad. I don't get so mad. Just had some sardines help that wasn't too bad for you. Some you're so mad. And Barbara's like, glad I kissed that was, caching.

So now it's like, now they're like, it's during this turn, see, okay, I do with dare, but I won't show any baddy pets, okay? So they're like, okay, well, what're like, they're in the turnsting. Okay, I do with dare, but I won't show any bad-y parts, okay? So they're like, okay, well, um, uh, what about like, do you and John? How about you, call John and do, like, have like, sexy times. I have phone sex with him, you know? It's like, hey, you stay really nice, I don't really know how to have sexy, I don't have sex talking to John.

Usually, like, when I'm having phone sex with him, it's usually like, hey, you made a piece of my steak tonight. What the fuck is wrong with you? Okay better back it up I'm sexist John hi Jammy I know what can I get you I want extra cheese I'm pathorani And sausage Rick

I don't think anything more pepper and see me I should put a sick of butter on it I got it. You see more texting man Yeah I want goats but it's me cause bar on the army I came I really came I have a diet coke too. Thanks

Every day coke So vendor and does so she does call up John to have fun sex and she's like hey, sweetie I just want to say I miss you so much and I can't wait to spend some time with you And we haven't had sexy time and I miss you so much and he goes, oh baby. Oh baby. Yeah. And I can't wait to send you a big news kiss and I can't wait to be clear with you. And we could cut our coupons, we could lick our things and be saved about three cents

on it. So we're good. And then we're going to go walk around to make decorations for Columbus Day. Yeah. Yeah baby, I like what I hear, baby. Oh, yeah. And that's about it. OK, bye, Jen.

You know, for a job because you know, this is like crazy. This is the most attention John Scottman weeks. He's like, yeah, oh, yeah, baby. She's the best I could do. It's my first time. And Bethany's, like Bethany Hux, they're sick. It's all right. Baby steps, baby steps. And Bethany's, uh, Bethany Huxer, it's all right. Baby steps.

Baby steps. So what about you, Tinsley? Hi. Why don't you just want you want you want you? What about you? Do you just the fun sex? Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No. Never. So Bethany's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Can you have sex with me now? Beth and he was like, how many Chanel bags are you getting a week, bitch?

You don't even have phone sex? And she's like, it's not about that. Yeah. Not about that. And when I was like, well, obviously, she's doing something right. And so he goes, well, I'd rather just not get Chanel bags and get laid.

Yeah. So Beth and he goes, okay, okay. I dare you to call Scott and tell him you're in love with that he's like the love of your life. And that if you're not engaged soon then it's all gonna be okay I tell you to do that. I do it. Just like no That's like what's the dare I mean to call your boyfriend. It's easy We'd be mad at me if I did that you know what I'm kidding Then they all start to be really mean because they're like they're like well

What you can't call your boyfriend you can't call your boyfriend. I'm like no You're not asking her call her boyfriend. You're asking her call him on national TV and give you're asking to get you Give me making her give an ultimatum on national TV It's not the same as being like like oh calling Scott up and be like hey, what's going on? Yeah, poor thing They're just bowling for a little to be like when they get a boyfriend They can tell me how he'd react okay, but they don't have a boyfriend So she's calling me and the way it goes. I mean, it's ridiculous

Like he would be embarrassed he dear everybody laughing and I don't want to do that damn what I think is actually nice You know, yeah, so then she comes back and Bethany's like I don't want to do that damn. What you think is actually nice, you know? Yeah. So then she comes back and Beth and he's like, I don't get it. Like you're upset. I'm not. So you see him upset.

I'm not upset. Yeah, really? Because you're crying like you're upset. I'm not. You see him upset. I'm not. And then Beth and he goes, she's like, you know what? Like, like, you're not even, it's not fair.

Like, we're playing a game. I've never kissed a woman in my entire life. Do you think I wanted to kiss Barbara look at it? Look at her? I was there. I did it. It's like kissing meatloaf. Okay. I don't want to do it and I'm I mean both the singer and the food I just made out with the guy who loves big baby roofs on on the goonies. You know, you think that was easy You ever see it? You ever seen an other myth come to life. Yeah, that's Barbara. Okay, and I just made out with it Okay, you think I want to do that. No, I did it for the game I basically just stuck my tongue into a melted thing candle. All right, you think that was fun? No, but I did it.

You ever made that with the tire before? You know, how about a tire swing with the water in it? You know, that's what I just did, okay? Sorry, I thought we were friends. Why don't we just talk and and then Barbara goes maybe she doesn't want to be friends And her and I was like, you know what bad man? Sapence to get no other than I'm not an instigator. I'm not instigating anything. Yeah, yeah, I guess the gate Sapping in interlopper interlopper Hey, are we on hey are we on satari can I see a bunch of interlopers over there? Interlopers. Interlopers. Daddy thinks he's into the Loppa and Barbara goes, make me and Drenda goes, oh, he went back. And she starts doing that like old cartoon boxing where she just like circles her fists

around like she's on a bike. Yeah. She's like, you're really good with you. Yeah, no, you're on rough and tough. And Barbara goes, I got a brain. I don't need this I gotta hammer. Oh, yeah, I meet you at home depot. How about that? I'm gonna meet you in I don't know I know I'll be in I don't see anything We won't find each other cuz such a huge store and then we'll ask someone be like hey, where's our nine But we can't find anybody cuz no one's ever working at home depot. It's been a terrible time. I believe we got a lows He's supposed to be an home Depot

They're in the house this vision get Bob right get Bob. What did I do to you? Yeah, now to be fair what Bethany said was why are we friends if you don't want to talk about it Which is sort of an aggressive comment, you know, so that's so then when Barbara said maybe she doesn't want to be friends It was like more of a joke. It wasn't really that. It really wasn't instant instant. It's like it's good. I thought Barbara was being a little asshole. So like you're doing nothing to help anything. Well, but she was also,

but I think Bethany started it. Bethany, like Bethany elevated it to like a, like when she says, why are we friends if you don't want to talk about it? That's like, now it's gone from like playful, whatever to now all of a sudden, like that's a little confrontational. And then Barbara being like, maybe she doesn't want to be friends with you. I just feel like she took Bethany's lead. So like, I guess I'm not

absolving Barbara, but I feel like Bethany is the one who instigated a situation there. Yeah, not really. Bethany's the one. Then Bethany jumps in. She's like, I'm gonna clarify, it was not Barbara's fault. All right. I'm not gonna need to I'm saying she's like, I'm gonna clarify. It was not Barbara's fault. All right. And she's like, she had a bad breath. All right, Tancy, like, I apologize if I struck a chord because I don't even know what the chords are. I don't know what the lines are. I don't know what the chords are. Are we friends? Are we not friends? Like, what's going on? She's like, I don't want to call my boyfriend in front of everyone. So don't bring it in. It's like, yeah, but I didn't think that was bad. You know, like, like, where the line to where the chords, where the line chords. All right. It's like, definitely she just told you that's the line.

She told you that every time you bugged her about her fucking boyfriend and asked you guys not to talk about it and make fun of her. And you keep doing it. How do you not see where the line in the chords are? Now the fact that you're ignoring the lines in the chords are hilarious to be doing it. You're ignoring them and then you're acting like

you don't know where they are. Because you don't, because you don't know where they are because you're ignoring them So do like the look forward like that the real thing now. Yeah, the line of course like what's the quad lines lines lines, lines, quads, quads, lines, lines, lines, lines, lines So tinsies like oh, I'm just trying to make this one work every day. It's literally torture I'm gonna make this work. It's like a puzzle Oh, I don't want to embarrass it. Where's the line? Where's the court don't want that embarrassing. Where's the line? Where's the court? Where's the court? Where's the court? Where's the court? Where's the court? Is this your amp? Is this your guitar? Where's the lines? Where's the court?

Okay, so then so then Beth is like, well, you can't just be happy when it's on his terms and she's like, well, that is sort of how it works. She was, but that's what makes him happy. She was well, it's not gonna make you happy. It's like, She was, but that's what makes him happy. She was, well, it's not going to make you happy. It's like, blah. And that's what he's like, like, I'm no proper any feminist, but she's setting women back decades, okay?

Like, seriously? Yeah. And so now, like, but now, like, Tinsley has now been, like, full on just dismantled by this group. And now she's just sobbing. And like, you know, all sorts of stuff has been, you know, resurrected from what's going on with Luan. And then there's a Scott situation.

And she's just now a match She's just like a sobbing pile of tears and these women have just like beat her down And so now Bethany does what she does what she loves to do the most when she beats someone down Give them a big hug and nurture them and be like okay, okay, we want to the same. We want to this anymore We want to this morning to just crying and then they just turn the camera just goes to Luan just Tinsley, I got some advice for you Take the truth and not the dare next time It was

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