Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste

Episode Date: May 1, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch what crap is. Watch what crappins. Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap ends. So, and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on the old Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker of The Real House Where is a Kitchen Island. It's a cartoon on YouTube, so go check that out. And additionally, I'm also one of the rotating hosts on the Game Brain podcast, which is a board game podcast. And if you are into board games, check that out.

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He should be nominated for a Golden Geek as well, just like for best human. It's Ronnie Karam of the Rose Pricksmash Rose Podcast. pioneering a new category in the board game community what's going on hi what's you doing oh i'm just happy it's uh friday and we have a big day of podcasting today because we're recapping uh real house house of new york now and then we'll be doing summer house afterwards in another episode and both shows were so good and i'm just like feeling very excited um about recapping them both um but first before we go into that a few things um this episode is a crappins on demand episode which means not only can you listen to us, you can also watch us if you go to patreon.com slash watchful crap

and sign up on the Crappins on Demand level, which means you get access to all our crappins on demand shows and all our bonus episodes and everything, all that good stuff like the Discord server and all that super fun stuff. So go check that out. Also, if you are on Crappins on Demand, that means that next Friday night you will get to join in and watch us. We're doing a live show, a quote unquote live show. live streaming experience next Friday night. It's the pre-show starts at 6 p.m. Pacific on IG Live. And then at 6.30, we switch over to Crappins on Demand,

where we'll be recapping Real Housewives of New York. Of course, we're doing this because we had to postpone a whole bunch of shows, including one that was supposed to be tonight. Tonight was supposed to be in Asbury Park. And it's easy with the match. And then tomorrow night, it was going to be our big DC show. And then next week it was going to be San Francisco and San Diego. So we're going to just do a big,

live thing. So come join us for that next Friday night. We've had a lot of fun doing those these live streaming things, haven't we, Ronnie? Oh yeah. We love doing those. Yeah. They're super fun. It's going to be a fun time. Also, the other thing is we have our I-Robot Rumba thing going on on instant media Instagram. You guys definitely need to check that out because you can win yourself an I7 Rumba, which is, by the way, if you've seen Dolores and Ramona on our IG feeds, you know how much we love them. So all the rules are over there on our IG, on our feed. The deadline is next Friday. So go win yourself a free Roomba. Hello. And, oh, and one little plug I guested on Ryan Bailey's podcast. He's a friend of the pod. Ronnie did his show last week. And I did his show this week. So go check

that out because it was really fun. And we talked about Roni and stuff like that. So, yeah, and small business shoutouts for the day. Let's start with Jackie. Santoshan. I never need that's how you pronounce your name, Jackie. So Jackie is longtime Geraldine. Yep. She has a really great t-shirt company called Velvet Hammer Designs. Seeing a lot of those shirts are great. That's on... I have one. Yes, me as well. So you can look those up on... Just look up Velvet Hammer Designs. She also started a new podcast with her friend Coco. It's called Bravo Literary Society. They read books by Bravo Lebs and discuss them.

That's a lot of work. That is amazing, Jackie. Okay, so that podcast is called Bravo Literary Society, and the store on Etsy is called Velvet Hammer Designs. Jack, go check that out. Jackie also has the unique distinction of being the first and only team winner of the crap and scavenger hunt that we held in Los Angeles. They were, Jackie was also Jackie and I believe it was her sister-in-law, right? they were also the had the distinct honor of being the only people

to participate in the scavenger hunt no they weren't the only team they weren't I thought there was I thought they were the only team no there were like five but I think they did all of the oh maybe everyone just did things oh okay we made like a 20 page thing a 20 page clue list and then

it was all over LA and it was like 103 degrees that day it was a hundred three degrees that day it was a hundred three degrees and it was after our big LA show when everyone was hung over. So that was when we didn't really know what we're doing and we thought we had to add scavenger hunts to live shows. Here's another one more small business shoutout is from Tina Manning. We love Tina Manning.

She is self-employed in financial services. She says it's not as boring as it sounds because she's not boring. I believe that. She would appreciate a shout-out for her business. It's called Wealthwave. And she's offering a free How Money Works, Stop. being a sucker book. It's at 1699 on Amazon and or a free life insurance assessment for anyone who visits her website or emails her. The website is wealthwave.com slash Tina K. Manning. And she does have

this, she sent us a picture of her book. It's like a full on lovely graphical design, how money works, a big old green lollipop, stop being a sucker. So check that out. It's actually really important to probably have some financial planning right now because things are a little bonkers. So check out the website wealthwave.com slash Tina K. Manning. Okay. Now let's get on with this damn show. Woo! There's a lot of stuff to talk about at the top. But it was all important. And it wasn't the typical, the typical like, come see us at this hour, this hour, you know, to help other people. Kay? Women supporting other women.

Yeah. So now we're on Real Housewives of New York City. everybody it's fashion episode is called not so model behavior okay not so model

okay sorry sorry so it's New York Fashion Week which means everyone's in a tizzy

and Sonia we started out watching Sonia she's picking out the final looks because her collection is back

from the dead and she's like well you know you know we debuted we debuted in 2015 in fashion week

and now we're going back. I'm like, wow, it only took four years for your next line or collection or whatever. And she doesn't design clothes. So I'm so confused. She doesn't design. Ramona says later she doesn't design them. No one thinks she designs them, right? Yeah. I'm so confused how this works. Listen, we're no stranger to that, though, because we will rent out a restaurant during Oscars time and be like, we did a podcast with the Oscars. Yeah, like, I get it. But still. And Sonia says things that make people like not really want to buy her clothes. Like she says things like,

oh, this is going to be our finale look, you know, for weddings. Or, oh my God, this is so Tyra Banks. Yeah. I think that like once this pandemic has passed, I think that during Fashion Week, New York Fashion Week, we should book a live show and do a Crappin's fashion show.

And we'll just, we'll find people to walk down that, the catwalk in basically Ben Ron T-T-shirt, and various Sonia by Sonia Morgan things. Yeah. Well, hey, that would be more stuff that's actually made by somebody than Sonia's. Just send one Benron shirt down. We already got her beat.

Yeah, exactly. Like, you actually designed a shirt. That's more than we've seen by Sonya by Singapore. Oh, I do something on my iPad. Damn it. Yeah. So then we go over to Tinsley, who is trying on shit because she's going to be in. She's going to be in the fashion week, you guys.

It's just like the old. obviously like I'm finally coming back. I'm doing a fashion show with Caros Barrow. I love that every year, Tim's been on this three years now, and every year she's like, I'm back. I mean, I think it's actually such an amazing,

like, aspect of her personality. When she was first cast on the show, I thought she was going to be kind of blah. I thought she was going to be sort of meek. She didn't really seem to fit in. But now that we've seen her as this woman who is just desperately trying to recapture being an it girl. It's just, it's kind of amazing every time that resurfaces. And tonight's

episode was, was great for that, you know? And at one point, so she's with Garrow Sparrow, who we both could not stand on Project Runway. Could not stand. It's like, corset, corset, corset, course it. Corso, you shouldn't have to tie your clothes on, okay? I'm sorry. Just, that's not a thing. Stop it. Stop trying to make corsets happen, Garrow Sparrow. Seriously. And then, of course, he wins over Tinsley in the easiest way possible. There's like a box with a crown in it and she's like, hold on, hold on. Because as we've noticed, she has a rasper in her voice now.

Hold on. Just one second. Please, there's a crown. There's a crown. And she's dressed, he ties her into this huge like Miss Piggy Dinner napkin thing. It's like shiny purple. It is great. It looks like a headboard, basically.

It reminds me the fans I used to make when I was a kid. Like when I found out that if you fold paper back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And then, like, cinch it. You'd be like, it's a fan. which I feel like Ronnie, you probably did also. Of course. Because we're like gay boys. We're like, it's a fan and like fanned ourselves.

Like, because we made themselves our own accessory. Yeah, she's basically wearing one of those. And then the best part is as Tinsie's like picking up this crown and putting it on our head, Garrow and Dale are just applauding. Like in this weird, strange moment of popularity regression, it was kind of amazing, this amazing way to start the show. Yeah. So then we go to Ramona working out at home, and, you know, she's there with Coco. And she's like, we're going to focus on my stomach, Coco, okay?

Because that's what my problem area is, right, Coco? Yeah. And she's like, so she's like, fashion shows are a major event in New York City. If you don't go to a fashion show, it's almost like you're a leper, okay? It's almost like, you know, you're Bethany, all right? Sorry, I'm sorry, she has leprosy, okay? All right, sorry, it is a crisis. Her arms are falling off, okay?

Yeah, that's it. Her nose fell off. Okay. You know, I have to go to a few shows or I'll be ostracized. Yeah. Yeah. She'd be ostracized by like, by what's his face, Joe, Joe, the dude from the Hamptons who sketched everyone out with his huge mansion. So she gets on the floor. Joe, Jack. Whatever his name was. Joe Jack Horseman.

Joe Jack Horseman. So she gets on the floor and just starts doing ab exercises. And she's like, oh. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, Mario, okay. The editors are playing horror music under.

It's like, Oh, yeah. It's like, is this how Coco has to spend her final days. This is just rude. I know. Coco's like, please, let me jump off this balcony. Will someone open this door? So it's five days until the fashion show.

Oh, wait, we did miss a scene, though. We missed a quick scene of Luann's meeting with Ben Rimmelauer outside, her producer for her cabaret show. Oh, how'd I miss that? That was so good. I missed a little bit. It's okay. Hey, hey, I mean.

So she sits down, and she's like, oh, I'm excited about the show, our show. I can't wait to thrill everyone with my new cabaret concept called Mary fuck line. What's the rest of that line? It's kill to win. Mary fuck killer, it's going to be amazing. She's like, well. at all of my shows, I could ask the question, Mary Fuck.

How does that go again? Anyway, I decided to make it part of my show, so the new show is going to be called Merry Fuckline. I mean, we have this little Q&A at my cabaret, and every single show people are like, Countess Luann, you are just wonderful, but we decided to be really strange to call the show, Countess Luann, you were just wonderful,

maybe in season four of the show. I don't know. So we're just going to go with Mary Fuck. how does that go again? I just can't remember. She's like, well, you know, it's a different show. It's always about The Countess, but this time it's about the Countess being a little dirty,

which I am. I can be a little naughty. Anyone say, fuck a pirate lately? Okay, now it's five days till Sonia's fashion show, and she's talking to all of her gays. You know, these people are just people that Sonia has collected from various gay clubs, parties, whatever.

You know, none of them seem to know what the hell they're even doing that. No, because I can, I can guarantee you this is how the recruitment process went. This was basically, Sonia is basically like the Joe Exotic for fashion, right? She's like, hey, hey, do you know anything about models? Oh my God, I love models. I love models. Anything you need. Good.

You can be my brand creative director. That's how it worked. He created models. So she's like, you know, guys, my brand is 25 to 45, and I'm 55 going on 75. anybody and one girl in the back goes no I think they're like there's like a one-armed person there someone someone lost their arm when like sonia's fashion bit it off

so sonya's like well but showing is the sonya morgan collection now this is not the sonya new york collection or the sonya by i killed pickles collection or the sonya is this milk expired just because it has cheese in it collection. Huge difference. Huge, huge difference. I'm making ready to wear, which means everything is less than $250 and stop staring at me, crazy lady from Beverly Hills. Sorry. So, yeah, this is, fashion week is the new James Beard Award. It's just like, everybody

have one, all right? Kyle walked in fashion week. Now Sonia's walking fashion week. I had a dream with Tom Colicchio in it last night. I had a dream I walked into like a room in Tom Clickio was there, and he gave me one of these, like, those weird, like, high five shakes where the hand starts up here, and it, like, sort of comes soaps down, and he was like, oh, man, got a hand it to you guys. How do you guys come up with those great titles for your episodes? Got a hand it to you. And I said, don't listen to the episode.

Don't listen. That was my dream. You have such aspirational dreams. And Padma just stared at me from across the way. Like, Padma didn't even talk to me in my own dream. It was so perfect. You can't actually mean girl do you in your own dream. Yeah, pretty much.

So we... Sonia's like, well, what are you guys up to? And one guy's like, we have models. We have models coming. It's like, from where? He's like, different place agency, model agent, model agencies. She's like, I want just one agency. Come on.

At which point in what could be seen as an omen or a blessing, a spider then descends from the ceiling. Finally, we see one of Luan spiders. It's just like, oh, it looks like Sonia's taking meetings in Ramona's basement. I guess I'm supposed to sleep here, eh, games? What, I'm supposed to practice my cabaret here with spiders descending from the ceiling. Well, we finally got to see an actual spider descending. And you could tell by way, that guy, that guy, Marco, he was terrified, but he knew he was on camera and had to, like, play it. And on top of that, was in a professional setting.

So he was like, just barely containing his fear at that moment as this little spider came down. He's like, put you up, Marco. No screaming, Marco. I would have been like, ah! Well, I hate when a spider descends in front of your face. I feel very aggrass. I feel like it's so, first of all,

it's like personal space spider. Come on. Like, can't you see there's like a giant moving being in front of you? And you're just going to descend right in front of it. Like, that's so rude. I just, I call them all Cheetah Rivera. And then I feel better. I'm like, love your musical, Cheetah.

So then the guy's like, well, the party's set up for 75 people because there's a restaurant upstairs. And she's like, 75 people, that's not enough. and we have 75 dead bodies after a townhouse party. What are we just supposed to do with 75 people? Yeah, and then she's like, sometimes I think my staff just doesn't get it. I mean, I have a lot of retailers that have been watching me and are wanted to buy the collection. I'm like the retail.

Yes, I'm sure Neiman's has been just like sitting there for years. Like, maybe this will be the year. So make her come back. Just waiting. They're just outside on a park bench in Columbus circle. Like, is she coming out? Does she have clothes racks? Maybe this will be the year.

Oh, shoot, it's not. I guess I'll have to go back to skinny jeans by Bethany. Yeah, the actual Ross is there with big sunglasses. It's actually like Ross. It's like Ross, intern Ross, Ross Matthews, our friend. So three days until the show. And Tinsley is putting on, or it's day three of fashion week, I guess. Yeah.

So Tinsley comes out of the car and she's got her crown already on. like already got that. She like took that crown home with her on the first day and has been wearing it around the hotel all day long. So he's Gero Sparrow's dressing her, tying her into her outfit and her mom's

like, oh look at you. Big hair, big skirt. It's been 10 years since you've been doing things like this and I'm so happy for you, Toonsley. It's so passive aggressive. I'm so happy for you.

the people finally like you again enough to put you in a crowd. Oh, I never thought the day would come again when people would actually respect you, teenslet. My little tuneslet. Her face doesn't move. She just, like, puts her eyes up to her, her fingers up to her eyes to, like, wipe tears. It's so funny.

And since he's like, don't cry right now, I can't cry right now. I literally have to compartmentalize and feel confident and be, like, out there again. You know what I mean? Here I am. Oh, I can't cry. You're making me ruin my big moment. Oh, am I? Okay, good.

Then let me keep going. Oh, Tinsley, you finally look like yourself again. Not the sad shell of a woman you've become. And by shell, I mean specifically an eggshell, because you know what that means. Oh, Tinsley, you're back. You're back for five seconds before it all goes away again. Mommy, stop. Dog tacos, that's all I've got.

Oh, my God. Oh, Tinsley, maybe next you'll find a whole. husband and have a child, although I do fear that it may be too late for you. Oh, no, focus on the crown, Deansley, focus on the crown. It's so sweet, my mom is being so emotional, because this used to be me. I used to walk in shows. This makes me feel like I'm the person I was before. The person I was before, I left New York. It's like horror or her music. I know, and I love how she's like, yeah, because like, you know, to walk in shows and then Garrow Sparrow wanting me to close out the show.

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So Sonia and Dorinda arrive at this show and Sonia and Sonia goes over to say hi to Leah. And Durinda's like, you know what? I don't even know about this designer. Do you? Who is this design? Anyway. What's his name? Garten, Sparrow?

I don't know what his name is. They wrote Spiro. I'm surprised during the Dina didn't know because she's a big Bravo fan. Yeah, but I think when it comes to fashion, they're like, hmm. They're like, who, what? So I think, so, so then, like, there's a lot of, like, getting ready and stuff like that. And then there's, like, a publicist who's Tinsie's wearing these, like, sneakers that are, like,

all sparkly. And this publicist is like, oh, Tinsley, look at those shoes. they're perfect and he's like I know my wanted heels oh it was so perfect until right now I would never fall down in heels so it's time to line up and it's a typical garrowsar show it's like exactly what you think it would be it's like a bunch of to-go containers walking down the runway no um did I mean did did Was there something, I don't know about you, but like watching Tinsley have this moment where it was like she was the old Tinsley again and it was like all the people fawning over her in the crown. It kind of reminded me of, I feel like wasn't there like a scene in the Great Muppet Caper where Miss Piggy is like having this very luxe musical number where everyone's like Miss Piggy.

I'm not saying that she's Miss Piggy. I'm not doing a Vicki Gumblecint like a slate. I'm just saying that the vibe of that scene. Like that's what this reminded me of, like this fever dream of glamour, you know, that happens. You know? Like, I imagine, like, Tinsley doing, like, one of those big, like, Esther Williams' like water scenes, you know, with, like, people all dive. That's what it was. But just people diving in and in the end, she's, like, on a giant, like, tiered cake or something.

Or beauty school dropout. I don't know. She deserves one of those. Like some confetti to explode in her face or something. Yeah. It was definitely. It was definitely a moment. So Durinda's like,

You know what? I'm not going to not support Chinsley. I know she loves Disney-themed fashion shows. Maybe she'll find a yellow brick road. That is not Disney. I was like that. Okay, mixed metaphor. I don't know.

Like, you know, maybe she'll wind up on the Death Star. That is technically Disney now. That is. You know what? Maybe her mom will tell her drinking juice, Shelby. You know, Disney. You know, maybe some days she'll, you know, climb up that beanstalk and find Babe the Blue Oaks up there.

So Ramona sees this fashion and she just is like, she scrunches her face and like pulls her head all the way back. This is a very Ramona twitchy episode, and it's amazing. She twitches her whole way through it. And watching how dismissive all the women are to Garo Sparrow is just like amazing. Ramona big, I mean, it's not my kind of look, but I can have appreciate the spectacle. It's kind of like, you know, when you watch a garbage truck come by, and it goes to pick up the garbage, and it flings the garbage up into it and then puts it back down again,

and you're like, whoa, I can't believe robots these days. Am I right? That's what this is like, Kay. It's basically tensely right now, okay? And so then we see Amanda Lapoor walk down, and she's like, I know. This is obviously, obviously his show is just like freaks who look like they're from space, It's like some crick, because everybody's dressed like space age and stuff. Right. Yeah. And Dorinda's like, It's a man, yeah.

She's so excited. So then Tensley stomps down the runway and everyone's cheering. And Leah's like, when I was 19 or 20, I first found out about her because I read Vogue all the time. And she was the It Girl. She's back where she's always belonged. Well, almost back. Almost back.

Well, maybe not back at all. I mean, it was a Garrow Sparrow fashion show. I mean, who is this guy, right? And then, and the best part is that when Tansley does her walk, she does this, like, big smile, like, it's like the sort of smile you give when your parents are having a dinner party, and then they tell you, hey, come out to the living room and show us that new dance you learn, and you come out, and you're like, I'll show all the adults, you know?

It, like, had that, like, big shit-eating smile, like, I'm a big girl now. Yeah, she was, like, bouncing down the runway. Oh, God. And Sonia's like, I see the old Tinsley there. She hasn't had that spark, and now it's back, and it's old. Did I say old yet? You know, the best part about a spark is that it's this flash of light, and then it just goes away, forgotten forever.

So then, um, but then Ramon is complaining. Ramona, then afterwards that backstage, Ramon's like, Tinsley, Tinsley, why don't you walk down the aisle so fast, Tinsley? Yeah, why'd you go so fast, Tinsley? You should have gone slow. wear intensely Ramona and Sonny about just

just taking her down a peg and the way and goes she's back she's back I'm like what do you

talking about of course I'm talking about myself I'm back with a new cap radio show called

fuck Mary oh gosh darn it why can't I ever remember that so next step is a Pamela

Roland show so we're at another fashion show and Luan's like I need my hair done who's got a

hot curling eye and anyone anyone it's a star of fuck Mary line.

All right, you, your name is Loic. It sort of looks like a name that was truncated a little bit. Anyway, here, do my hair. Cabaret star, flat hair. Need some help. Fuck, Mary Curling Iron, am I right? So Loic. Loic.

Loic. Did you see the caption for Loic? No. The Chiron said Loic, and then below it, it said, hairdresser for models actually in the show. And Louan's like, oh, yes, yes. great, great, this looks wonderful. I mean, I used to be a model. I mean, their hairdresser is all over the place, so like, why not? It's like me. I used to be a waiter, so I'll just take chocolate

croissants every time I see them without even paying. Well, you know, when I'm modeled back of the day for the penny saver, I said, listen, I'm not doing this unless I get full hair and makeup and perhaps a lawnmower, okay? So they go to the step and repeat, and Dorenda's like, Tony, come out of the picture, alright? He's going to be me and Sonia. All right. Come on, Sonia. He's like, but can I get one too?

I want a picture, too. It's like, girls first. I'm not going to be in a picture with John. So then there's this very kind woman on those step and repeat. She's so happy to be there. I'm pretty sure she was a cast member of Dear John. I'm pretty sure she was the brunette on Dear John. And she's just standing there just so excited to be there.

And Ramona basically comes up and she's like, whoa. Can I do a photo with the designer? And she's like, oh, yes, absolutely. And can I have one, too? She goes, well, I'm first. I'm doing it first, even though the woman was all already on this step and her beat. Ramona just kicks this random, sweet, just happy to be there woman off. Yeah, she pushes her off.

And then the lady, she's like, can I do it alone alone? It's from my Instagram, okay? I don't want to share. So she pushes her out twice. So then Sonia comes out to Lou. And she's like, well, that last show was easy, right? I didn't sweat that at all. I mean, I couldn't wear any of those things.

That just wasn't my age group. Yeah. Also, Ramona, when she's doing that photo, she gives her phone to the professional photographer. She's like, here, can you take it on this? Thanks. And he just, like, looks at the camera full on, like, Jim from the office. Like, is this really happening? Like, I'm not paid to take photos of you with your camera. So then Derinda comes up to Sonia and she's like, Sonia, did you see this little gift? These are so beautiful. You should take them and put them in your gift bag for your show. Yeah, they are Madame Paulette stain kits from John Oh, that's what they are? Yeah, I thought she was taking gift bags from this fashion show. No, no, these are things that John brought,

and you can tell that they're from Madame Paulette because when you open up, it goes, No, thanks, Drenta. I don't need a gift bag that breathes, but I appreciate the offer. So that's why, because it's a stain kit, that's how Ramona goes, whoa, does this work on sheets because tinsely stained my jurekaver, okay? And some sort of timet.

She's covered with the magazine of some sort of, tomato sauce, okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's like she's living in a dwarf. I mean, assuming she ever went to cars, but she didn't, which she didn't. So Tinsley walks up on them and she's like, you know what, Tensley? I want to see this now because she's better, okay? Now she's healed from whatever chronic disease she had because she's walked out of runway. I just like, okay. Now we can give her shit. Yeah, so she's like, you really upset me, okay? Like you really trashed me house. You know, I don't have any help you'll have to room a mess, you know? I mean, you have cans, you have soda cans, you left water cans, you love paint cans, can cans. I mean, that was fun. Okay, I do love to dance.

Got my ankle behind my ear. Say it. And by the way, during this entire argument, Melissa Gorga is just sitting in the background right in between them. And I'm like, this is so surreal and bizarre. I hate it when my house have shows crossover like this. It really bothers me. Yeah, Melissa Gorga is just taking the clothes. And you just see her like with a little needle taking out the designer's name tag on the back and putting juicy, what is she called?

Envy. Oh, NV, juicy. Pamela Rolins soon to be found it. Envy. Pamela Envy. Have you heard of Pamela Envy? Yeah, she's like her in-store designer

and you may have heard of her. So, so Ramona's like, you didn't even admit to me that you see my duvet if you tried to hide it with a magazine. I mean, this is ridiculous.

Duvay, okay? Tensi, and Tensi's like, um, you got it from bedbath? beyond. It's like, it's okay. I'll buy you a new duvet cover. I'm kind of like the it girl again. I can afford it. So, like, okay, fine. The set. You know what? I said it. I said it. I'm going to sit now. I'm going to sit down now. And also, by the way, the stain is, by the way, time. I mean, I would be mad too,

but the stain is a stain. But it's still on the bed. You can't have like a red stain on your white thing. It doesn't matter how big it is. It's true. So yeah, so Luann's asking where Leah is. Yes. So Timsley's like, She said she couldn't make it because she has issues with her family and she'll be here later. And Ramona's like, having a prime seat for this show is a big deal. Not cool. Not cool. Or, right?

Yeah. Look at all the people that are here. And then we see like Nikki Hilton, Melissa Gorga and Rita Ora. And Rita Ora doesn't even get the Kaira on. Rita O'Rour's stuck sitting next to Melissa Gorga being like, I thought I was going to be a superstar. Here I am stuck next to Melissa Gorgia at the Pamela Roland show. Nikki Hilton Rothschild. Yes, Nikki.

And she's got a Vona Trump hair now. She's like, I'm double-wit. I've got a Von a Trump pair. That's it, bitch. I'm very excited for Nikki Hilton because her face is looking more bitter than ever before. She sort of has this, like, perma scowl. And I'm like, ooh, in a few years, she'll be ripe and ready to be on reality TV as a terror. So I'm excited for that.

Yeah, she'll be off her high horse, you know. She just needs a few years before her divorce from this Rothschild dude. Yeah, yeah. once the Ross Child, once she's out of the Rothschild, she'll be fine. I'm surprised she... Well, Ross Child... Oh, for a moment, I was thinking El Chul and Rothschild. I was thinking for a moment there may have been all connected.

They probably are connected in some way. So anyway, so they're all sitting there. The fashion show is starting, and Sonia is dealing with all sorts of shit for her show. So she puts... She has to read these texts, so she puts on these glasses. Hermona's like, Sonia, those glasses age you. Don't you have something better to wear? You look old and decrepit.

Not as old as tinsely, but still. pretty old, okay? I'm working on models, Ramona. I don't care what I look like, all right? She's like, you know what? I can take you shopping for better ones. Sam, you gotta get better glass. Sonia, okay?

And then Sonia's sitting there on her phone being like, call Marco and ask him, are we getting models from one agency like I requested? The fashion show started, and she's just like talking into her phone. She's like professional international looking models

Double check to see if George Clooney is coming And also Anna Wintour Did she get the invitation Do we have a seat for Anna? Thank you So the show starts

And she's still just like Talking into her phone Her phone's going off texting away But she does change her glasses for Romona Ramona's like much better Okay So she

Yeah, so she's texting away, and Ramona's getting so mad. She's like, Pamela Roland is an icon. Kay got us all invited. We're in the front row, and she should know better. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, day class set. And Sonia's like, you know, I just love Pamela Roland. Part of this industry is supporting each other's show. Okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, wow, you just elevated yourself. Being part of this industry. You know what I called my good friend Versaise the other day. I said anything I can do. I called Imperial Armando, and I said, listen, I'm here to support you as a fellow Couturists, okay? You know, you've never fucked someone until you've fucked one of the Oshbaghses.

Now, there's a family of studies. Listen, I'm not about the new Navy. I'm about the old Navy. I've been around a long time. Oh, so she's like, yeah, you know, physically I'm here, but mentally I'm on Craigslist looking for dick and workers. I'm just on guard in case another spider decides to crash the meeting. So then meanwhile, Ramona, the best part is, Ramona's talking about like Sonia not being present,

but Ramona's on her Instagram, and we know this because at the end, when they do the big walkthrough, Ramona gets onto her IG, and I think I've even, I think I even saw this story, but you see her recording with her phone, she goes, Pamela Roland does it again.

She knows a woman's body. I just love what Ramona does for, like, official IG story. like, I'm a lifestyle brand now. Look, Pamela Rowan. She knows a woman's body. Thank you. Yeah.

You're welcome, Roland. So then they go to lunch downtown and Jordan just like, I need one of the seats with the shade. It's very sensitive to the sun. Yeah, everyone else loves fucking sitting with the sun beating on their face. I know. I know. So Sonia, who has been texting the entire time,

including during the standing ovation for Pamela Roland, she's still texting. And because all of her models have fallen out. Probably because Marco, I don't know what Marco did, but I don't think that maybe being like working at, I don't know, like Forever 21 doesn't necessarily mean that you can run. I don't know why I'm being so mean to Marco right now. I think I'm on one right now. But the point is this. All the models aren't there.

So she's dealing with a crisis. Yeah. And Dorinda is telling a story about going to dinner with Ramona. She's like, true story, everybody. I go to silly with Ramona. She gets two dozen oysters. and she won't share them with me. I said, that's disgusting.

And you're eating 24 oysters. You're going to turn into a vagina. That's a visual. Oh, there's a visual I'm riding into my news, naughty show. Meanwhile, during all of Dorinda's long story about the oysters, this waiter keeps on trying to interject to poor water, and he's like, nope, because Durinda keeps on lurching forward. So every time he goes in, she like lurches forward, like,

24 oysters, 24, can you believe it? It's like watching Southcore porn watching their reloisted. That's a visual, am I right? So Luanne's like, Sonia, are you going to get off the phone? It's like, I don't have any models. My feelings are tomorrow. What will I do? Versace.

And Ramona's like, what? Once you have him last week, okay? You know what? You had a show? It should have been done already. That's all I'm saying, okay? And Sonia is like, listen, I have to deal with this shit. Ramona goes, if you can't multitask,

then there's something wrong with your business, okay? She's like, multitask, this is a huge show, Ramona. She goes, it's not a huge show. They are so, they're so undermining as a group. It's amazing. It is so amazing. They're like, again, like, I hate it. I'm only doing this academically.

I'm not to say necessarily one show is better than the other, but I think it's so funny when you contrast this show with Beverly Hills, because on Beverly Hills, they'd be like, no, we get it, sweetie. It's a big deal. But on this show, they're like, it's not about. big, it's not a huge show. We want to order food. It's not a huge show. She's like, it is a huge show. You can just go around showing your one bottle of cream to people at your show's Ramona.

Oh, stop. Prona goes, stop. I have 5,000, 10,000. What are you guys talking about now? You have 5,000 what? And so she's like, I have 20 models. And she goes, okay, well, what's that intern girl doing? She goes, I don't think Romona even knows what an intern does. She goes, they can't do what I do. I have to negotiate the prices because nothing is free unless I do it. I get the liquor. I get the champagne. I get the daffodils.

Oh, God, I hate daffodils. They're free. Listen, you know, I've been writing, I've been negotiating with a spider for a very long time. We're about to make some huge inroads. So please just let me do my business. And so then the way I was like, okay, take a deep breath, relax. And now Ramona does that thing where she riles up Sonia. And now she's like, has walked around the table as behind Sonia, massage her.

Like, okay, okay, all right. Come on, relax. There's no big deal. It's fine. It's fine. Can't multitask. You're not going to be a good businesswoman. That's okay.

We've accepted it, okay? So she moves over to the table next to them so people will leave her alone. And then a new person to yell out comes in. And it's Leah. So Leah's all sad in sunglasses. She's like, sorry, guys. I'm really sorry. And Ramona's like, what happened?

Yeah, she's like, well, I sort of had like a, mental break or more of like a mental breakthrough i don't know what you i don't know it's just the issues with my parents what you don't think you could have contacted us while you're having a breakdown i mean like this is a very coveted invitation rita orra was there okay melissa guaga okay and also nicky nicky hilton alchule rothshaw okay and you know what you were really rude okay you were rude to an icon that is Pamela Rowland, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm telling you, I would have made it if I could. They're like, well, okay, then what's wrong? She's like, my dad called, and he said, your mother doesn't want to talk to you. She's really upset with you. Ramona's like,

did something happen? Did you maybe set her house on fire with torches that were very innocently placed outside with silent grace? What? What happened? Listen, two syllable. Tell us everything, okay? She's like, listen, when you've had a nine-year period of not drinking and then you decide to drink, then, like, I guess people you know have something to say about it. So she goes, well, why did you tell them then? And she goes, that's what my dad said. Yeah. At this point now, Ramona transitions because she realizes it's more fun to make Leah feel bad about her drinking than it is to make her feel bad about being late to the fashion social.

She's like, you know what? Your mom, she's afraid to go to a deep, dark place, you know? Sort of like Sonia's basement, okay? Mom is very scared for you right now. Yeah. No one's like, well, more importantly, how are you feeling about it? I don't have any regrets. I was in a safe environment, and I didn't put myself in danger.

I mean, I had a hangover. That sucked. I mean, I did throw fire, but, you know. I'm safe. I could have started the entire neighborhood on fire, but, you know, safe space. It was a safe space until you. you. Yeah, exactly.

I think that was code for. We were surrounded by producers and they weren't going to let anything go wrong. Yeah, well, little does she know. So then, you know, she's like, you know, my mom just sort of still sees me as a wild teenager. I mean, just because I literally threw flames in the backyard of a Hampton's mansion, I don't know why she thinks I'm like a wild teenager, but anyway, so I texted my mom, I've been drinking again. And they're like, whoa, whoa. And remote's like, text messages?

When you're like, what time are you going to be there? Or I'm running late. Or guess what? I still love you, Ramona, signed Mario. That's what a text message is for, okay? Not to tell your mother who put you in rehab that, oh, guess what? I'm drinking again, okay? Big mistake, huge, okay?

I mean, I just understand, but, like, I have. And she's like, no, you don't do it by text. She's like, intensely jumps in. She's like, I know what it's like to have to please your mom. And they're like, oh, geez. And she's like, it's the worst thing for my mother to be upset. I mean. Like, for example, this is very symbolic.

My mother was very specific about me not wanting my hair girl for this show. And then we got in this argument. I was like, I don't want straight air. She's like, you need girly hair. I don't want girly hair. At which point, Ramona pulls over the wedding. I'll have 12 onions, please. Oh, I mean oysters.

I don't know words. So, yeah, so then Tensley just starts going on and on. She's like, well, you know, because my mom just says she doesn't like the frizzy stuff, you know. And, like, I don't know, we got this whole argument, but, like, not in a bad way. Like, she said, I just look more beautiful if I wore my hair one way. So she still thinks I'm beautiful, but I look more beautiful. So it's not bad, but, like, she wasn't like Frissy. And I like Frissy sometimes, I do.

I wish me and my mom are arguing about my hair, but, like, we're talking about, like, real-life shit. So, I simply just keeps going and going. And Doreen picks up a butter knife. She's like, I'm trying to keep my butt. I'm trying to keep my knife. I'm going to remove my pain with this butter knife. Just don't let me say anything. It says something about how self-involved Tinsley is that she doesn't even notice

Dyrinda's like enormous butterknife pantomiming in front of her. Like as Dorenda's like being like first she does one ear, then she does the other, and she's like going back and forth like, hey, I'm not going to say anything. I'm not, but I am going to hold a knife to my head and rotate it quite wildly. Listen, I'm trying so high as a compassionate, compassion of human being to listen to the discussion of straight hair versus curly. hair, but I don't think even Mother Teresa can tolerate this shit, you know? I mean, why, they just keep cutting to Sonia, sitting at that next table over, just, like, hunched over her phone, like...

So, oyster gets an oyster delivery for Ramona, and they're going to go, did you order? She's like, yeah, I order oysters. Which goes, for the table, for you, Ramona. It's for me. Look, I'm sorry, I told you three times. You only listen to me when you want to listen, okay? They can only ask for the oysters so many times, you know? Because this is what happens when Bethany leaves.

They no longer have someone to order for them food before they all sit down. That was Bethany's big power move. She's like, all right, you know what? I want the oysters. I want the oysters. I want the oysters. I want the oysters. Just like a bed of nails.

Just like a better nail that we can put our hands down into when we get mad. And I don't know, like maybe some rocks. Yeah. You only listen to me, but you want to listen to me. And you said what? That's fine. I get it. I get it.

So then it's the day of the show. Because if Durinda was not drunker, because if Durinda was drunker, the finger would come out. You know, the horizontal finger would have been right out in Ramona's face. So now it's the day of the show. We see Sonia kind of getting her step and repeat ready. And then we go over to Leah, who is at a PR agency for her Married to the Mob publicity. Yeah. And she tells us, Buck and Leah, okay, this is Leah's monologue.

She's like, I started married to the mob when there was no streetwear for. women. Like, streetwear wasn't even a term back then. What? Honestly, there was not even a thing called fashion. Okay. There weren't even streets back then. It was literally just horses. You know that song where the streets have no name? It's because they're lit over no names. And I had to come along and name all the streets in New York. Yes. You came up with streetwear?

She's like, and 15 years later, here we are. All the clothing lines I wanted to wear were men's because the girls' clothes were so cutie. So I was like, I'm going to start my own brand and steal everything from hip hop fashion and put it on white ladies and say I invented it. Yeah, pretty much. So she's getting interviewed by this reporter from something called high snobiety, something like that. I don't know. So she starts talking about, like, you know, my kind of feminism has always been, I can do with the boys do and do it better than them. So, like, try throwing a tiki torch like that Olympic javelin thrower who's a man. And some guy...

Barely made sense in my mind. Some guy walks in behind her and sits on the couch, but he's like, I'm supposed to be on camera, so I guess I'll just sit here. Yeah. And I thought it was going to be her gay, but it's not. It's her hubs. or her kind of house of baby. Well, it's her, it's her, it's her Juan Dixon. So basically, it's her baby daddy.

And she's like, yeah, you know, like, we have this, like, really strange relationship because we're basically like an old married couple, except we don't have sex and we don't live together. And, like, and that's that. I'm like, so you're friends. You're basically friends. Yeah. What a crazy concept. She's like, so when you, yeah, he picked up the daughter.

And she's like, so did you talk to mom? when you were there and he's like not really she just walked in and out she's like come on don't you know everything's good like why are you acting like that he's like uh i don't know that everything's good really and she's like but would i put everything i worked for at risk and he's like uh you you're drinking that's what alcoholics tend to do yes that's what that's usually what happens i don't think like yes so she's like i'm not using it destructively i'm like uh again let's just remind the fire throwing last week And by the way, keep doing it.

I'm not saying it gets over. I'm like, keep doing it. I was like, this, I'm in support of this. I loved it. Yeah. And she's like, well, I'm so sick of my mother just judging me instead of supporting me. You don't get to use that right now. Yeah, and he's like, that's a mom's too.

You're not allowed to be like. Yeah. Sorry. So then Dorinda is getting ready with Luke. Yes. And she, what are you wearing, by the way. I'm going to wear son. design, does this look good?

That's a coffee filter. Oh, okay, right. All right, okay, sorry. Kyle, I was actually pouring she's going to smell like coffee now, this is Jack, and I have it in the coffee, Mick. You damn it. So,

so they started talking about John, and she's like, you know, he's thinking with John. He never misses an opportunity to make a bad decision. Like, he just doesn't think sometimes. Like, the other day, he went out to get the paper

and came back covered in Linguine. How does that happen? You know, the other day he got us a pizza and we're walking home and it started the rain. I said, John, so you have an umbrella? And I put the pizza on his head. And he said out my head hurts. My head hurts like this because you got cheese melting down in your face, John. Come on, let me.

What are we going to do? The other day, it was really sunny. And we just gotten some double cheese burgers from Shake Jack and we're walking home. And I'm like, God, it's so bright from this sun. He said, here, let me put on my shades. It took both patties and put him on his eye and said, God, my eyes hurt. I said, that's when you got burgers for your sunglasses, yeah.

Bad decisions every day. We've been together seven years, you know. I mean, you know, he went to an event. I didn't want to go to the event, so he just went and selling me, you know, what kind of lifestyle choices that, you know? And then they showed them at some event together, and they're talking to this couple,

and she goes, see, you know what John did the other day? Let me give you a hint. It has to do with using contacts, but putting Oreos in your eyes. and style. Let me really, Lily. Yeah, you know, I said,

John, can we get some tickets to a cruise? He said, sure. He comes back with the baggage ships of Hoy. I'm like, that's not a cruise. He's like, honey, let's focus on the bride and groom. You know, yeah, we've been together seven years. So, of course, the answer is, you know what? I don't want to go either, Derinda, so I'm going to stay here with you.

Okay, you need to make up your mind. Because the rest of the season, you're telling John to get the fuck out of your house, and you don't want him there all the time. And now when he's like, okay, I'll do things on my own. You're like, how could you? I know. By the way, I don't want to like, I don't want to overlook how funny it was that Durinda was ragging on John about like, you know, like, where's he go? You always dissipates. You always disappear. And then it's like, then it's revealed that he clearly is taking a professional meeting for a bride and groom about like whatever their fabrics or wedding dress or something for the wedding. and that Dorinda is like fully pulling another like Ramona charity luncheon with John. Like, so every like little nook and cranny of this show is so funny.

Yeah. So then we go over to Sonia and she's in her venue now and she says, oh look, it's another step and repeat. That's the one we rolled up and put in the basement. Okay. Yeah. Is there a younger girl in their glasses? They're like, uh, Sonia, what sponsor is this? Oh, that's not a sponsor.

That's just a stain made by the mold. It's like, let's take a picture team. Oh, look at this picture. Do you know, I look old in that. I look like Phyllis Diller. Am I right? Remember her guys? They're all like 15.

I know. Can we please call our mothers? Oh, God. I look like a... Phyllisd, right? Wow, I look like a regular Ruth Buzzy. Am I right, everyone? Am I right?

And behind her is a poster that says, drinking style with style. No. Drink in style with style. reducing Sonia Sangria. Yeah. I'm sure I wrote that down, but drinking style with Sonia Sangria. So basically she has

left this off to a bunch of 15-year-old interns and some gays she found at Forever 21 to arrange this whole fashion show, and it's like a hot mess. Like the flowers are from the supermarket, and she's like losing her mind. She's like, this is ridiculous. This flowers, and she's like losing her mind over the flowers, trying to rearrange them, make them look good.

And then Luann FaceTime's in because she's in San Diego. She's like, I can't believe you'd miss fashion, fashion week to go out to San Diego. She's like, well, I had this show on the books for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks. I couldn't miss it. I mean, you can't leave the people of the good people of the sizzler upset. Am I right, everyone? Okay, everyone. Salad bars. Salad bars are for lovers. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. She's like, look at these flowers, Lou, okay? We've got a flower disaster. The same ones I buy from my house at Home Depot. Now, listen, I'm about to go on state. You know how it is, Lou. I'm going on stage. You know how it is love.

Bye. And then she's just yelling at all these 15-year-olds. Like, the names, why are the names of the tables? The flowers, the flowers. What's going on? Mr. Spider, get to work. Get to work. The intern goes, I see, I have these sheets with names on them, but I'm not sure what chairs to put them on.

She goes, I don't care. Just put him down. There's no order. She just wants to show everybody's celebrity names. So then Tinsley and Leah are driving together. And Leah's like, well, they look pretty, you know, obviously. Yeah, hello. And Tensley's like, oh, yeah, we're pretty.

Are you wearing Sonia by Sonia? It's a Sonia by Pickles? What is this? What are you wearing? Is that Paddy LaBelle on your dress? God, it's so cringe. Yeah. So basically, Sonia sent everyone like three options from her collection, but she sent

Leah, this gray athleisure outfit, and is the only option. And Leah's like, I think it's kind of passive-aggressive and I think this is her way of getting back at me for saying that 1985 is over last week in the Hamptons. And then we see a clip of that when

she's like, 1985, it's over and so is J.P. Morgan. And Sony goes, give me another one, I'll fuck him. And I think, I actually believe Tinsley's view. I think that Tinsley was like, Tinsie's like, I don't think Sonia's like that. I think that she actually thought Leah would look cool in it, which I actually believe that, too.

I think that Sonia thought that it would be like a hip, cool downtown look for Leah at the show. An all gray sweatsie with a red hat. Well, she says later, why she did it. She's like, I would never do something like that. I mean, look, she lives downtown and she's, I don't know, my other things are fancy. Not for her. she was looking down on her but not trying to get her back yeah i don't think she was trying to get her back i mean i i think like

if you asked a woman who doesn't know who bianca is what biontie looks like to to come up with like a chic a fleaure look this is what i would imagine it would be it makes sense oh my gosh so she's going to bring the outfit in there and throw it in sonia's face and since it's like can i walk away when you do that so then it's 20 minutes till and roma shows up and here we go on the runway again. She's like, whoa, you know what? I want to take this alone. Okay. And she smiles and she goes, okay, at least now you can get in here. Now you can get in. So everything's a mess. Everyone's like, you know what? I don't get what Sonia's even doing. She's selling finished products. She doesn't

even have a design up. It's just like merchandise that's already made. I mean, like, you know what? Whatever she's doing, I want to support her. You know what? It's fine. I support her. I support her ridiculous attempt at a fashion show. Okay? Okay. So Sonia is just running around like, business, fashion, fashion, fashion, fashion, business. And then Ramona's bossing around the bartender on how to make a drink. Yeah. And basically... Two, take a glass.

Then you put some ice. Then you put some vodka. Then you put a splash of Cinque, okay? Because there's no juice. And so they're just trying to get like vodka and juice of some sort. And there is nuts. So Romano's like bossing this guy. And so then some lady off screen goes, I mean, how difficult is it to get a cocktail?

And Ramona's, I don't know, you know what? I'm making my own cocktail now. I'm a mixologist now. And for me personally, you know, like one of my favorite recurring characters on New York, and she never really gets to ever talk, but she always appears in the background is Ramona's friend, who I call Marion Beanstalk, who is, to me, she looks like a woman who is at my synagogue. And that's like her whole thing. And I don't know if you noticed it, but during this entire bar scene,

Marian was behind them and she was trying to be very fashion forward. And she was wearing like a page boy cap, like a weird page boy cap with a matching wide collar. I don't know. I don't know if you have the video by chance, Ronnie. Do you have the video for this? No, I don't today. Well, I will try to pull an image of it and put it on our social media because it was like, imagine, even if you're not Jewish, imagine you go to a synagogue and like there's a woman who goes

goes to synagogue who is probably friends with your parents. And then she gets invited to Fashion Week and she decides that she's going to try to be fashionable. And so she puts on a strange crisscross pattern hat with a matching wide-collared shirt and then a blazer, like a Hillary Clinton like business suit. That's what Marion Beanstalk was doing. And it was like my favorite thing ever. And she even has a moment on the red carpet. They even give her like a quick cutaway of her standing at the step and repeat like in her outfit like, here I am. Marion Beanstone, being fashionable.

And I was like, yes, yes. Yeah, she loves a big poofy hat that way. She does. She loves. Dorinda sees John. John's like, hi. And she's like, yeah, you know what? I didn't even know John was coming tonight.

I don't go to a party. I don't see John. Leigh, disconnect. Dorinda, you just told Luke that you haven't called John back for three days. So, of course you didn't know he was going to be here. You won't call him back. And also, this is the guy you start dating. Like, this is what John has always been.

So you can't expect anything but John to be John, right? Like, you can't change him at this point. Like, you will still keep eating the Zee off of your plate without asking. And he's going to go out to the parties and sweat on people. Yes. So Tensley and Leah arrive. And we get to hear Leah's laugh, which is something. Oh, I didn't hear it.

She's got one of those. It's like when you actually hear rabbits. make noise because when rabbits actually do make noise and you don't ever think about it but when you do hear it you're like whoa that was weird yeah or like when you when your roombo starts choking on a paper towel or something's like oh yeah you're like must say i'm telling you last week dolores got delores got disoriented by some sandals and like she hit the sandals and was like oh my god must get out of here and you started like oh my god oh my god I was like, Dolores. It's like remapping.

Remapping. She's like, no, no. So Tinsley is talking to Darynda, and she's like, Hey, show, Tensy, are you wearing Sonia by Sonia Morgan? She's like, she's like, yeah, I am. She's like, you seem it amazing how they all fit us. And she's like, well, it's a little small on me. And Leah goes, yeah, not everything fits.

And Dorenda just like turns, like, oh, hey. Like, somehow Dorenda just. did not see Leah standing there, which is just so Dorinda. And she goes, well, you know, you may not be wearing her, but this is an amazing dress, Leah. And Leah's like, yeah, it's Little Kim. And then they put in subtitles under it, Lil Kim. Oh, I love Wee Kim. And she says it again.

She goes, Little Kim. She's my feminist icon. It's like, Little Kim. Little Kim. Tina Tina Kim. So, and then Dorenda goes, yeah, you know what? I once had a skirt with the General Mao on it. So I get the whole little Kim thing, you know, I was fashionable in the 90s, you know.

I mean, it wasn't all gangston and everything. I was like, aw. I know so cringe. You know Lil Kim, her communist leader, you know, platform. Well, he actually, never know, Will Kim. I guess you never do. Yeah. So John comes over and kisses Leah.

He's like, Oh, hello. Second time, huh? Oh, it's so gross. And she walks away and tells Tensley, I just got sweat all over me. I was like, ew! So Ramona's also not wearing Sonia by Sony Morgan because it didn't fit her. And then, and so, like, Leah shows, so Leah starts showing everyone, like, by the way, look at the outfit that Sony gave me.

And so she's showing this, like, gray at leisure thing. And Ramona's like, whoa, my God. That's like a sweat outfit, okay? It's like something to do just, like, sleep or walk the dog or, like, talk to poor people. And I, like, it's strange, okay? I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm not going to wear it. And Elise goes, and what did you do to deserve that?

I like Lisa's, like, once per episode, like, uh, like, uh, like, like, like seeding or whatever the word, acerbic lines, like last week when she said, if this group were in group therapy, the therapist would commit suicide. I like what you comes up with those.

And Leo's telling Durinda, she's like, this is an attack. And she says, did you say anything? You should do it right now during the show. So she's like,

come on, Sonia, you know what you were doing. And now she's tilting her head and doing that sideways point, like that diagonal point across the room. You know what you were doing. Leo wasn't clever about it, though. I'm going to cut the shit up midrifts and walked it anywhere, Annie.

I'm actually imagining, like, Dyrinda in this, like, weird athlete suit that just has, like, raggedy, like, cuts and sleeves and slits. The roving. So, it's time for the show, and as girls walk down, Liam. Yeah, people just start walking. It's like a bus boy parade. Nobody even knows what's happening. So Leah's like, well, I would have worn that. I mean, that's cute too.

I would have worn that. Oh, that's cute. I could wear that. What the hell? And then for the rest of the fashion show, by the way, everyone keeps saying, like Dorendi keeps saying, hey, Leah, you could have won that. You could have won that. Hey, Leah, that's another one you could have worn.

Hey, Leah, how about that one? You want to wear that? Because you could have worn that, but you didn't. Okay. Yeah. Couldn't. There's no music or no lights, nothing. So everyone's like, what the hell is this show?

Yeah. And so Leah's like, well, you know, this show, it's going to really please retailers. You know, Century 20. Sorry, you guys. I don't know what's wrong with my voice right now. But she's like, Century 21 came. It just all comes together when it's supposed to. Fucking Century 21.

I love Sonia. You know that she probably invited the real estate firm, Century 21. Oh, yeah, it's great. Coldwell Bankers here, the agency. So then Leah's like... You know, when 9-11 happened, the first. thing I checked on with Century 21. I was like, are they still there? Please say they're still there. I went for the first time last year. I was like, oh. So Leah...

Oh, really? I used to go there all the time. I thought Century 21 was only, I really thought it was only a real estate company. So Leah's like, you know, I'm in the fashion industry. I've been going on a fashion show since I was literally in eighth grade when I was babysitting for the editor of 17 magazine. I was like, the editor of 17 magazine needed a babysitter? Like, how young was they? Were they? but she's like the nine year old I was babysitting the nine year old

yeah so she's like I know what a fashion show looks like and this was not a fashion show so then so then afterwards

they're all like standing around and Sonia sees Leo's dress which has all these like has this like it's basically I think it was

Lilikin's mug shop but either way it's Lil Kim just like like mosaic style tiled and Sonia sees oh who's that

Beyonce or somebody I'm like I'm like Not every black woman is Beyonce By the way Awkward Like you know They have totally different faces

She's like What happened to the Kashmir 2P Said I sent you That's my favorite It was an L It was an L But I love this OJ Simpson thing You have going on

Lee is like You know what You're like Oh you're the downtown one I think you're full of shit Sonia And I think you're passive aggressive

And you're still mad at Because of the Hamptons And she's like I can't believe she's doing this right now during my moment. Does she think I have the time to do something passive aggressive? I mean, I just want to dress you bad seriously. And then, so she, Leah gives her, like, the outfit back in this, like, basically like a Dacostino's bag.

And Sonia's like, what? I gave you a beautiful bag. What happened to it? She's like, it was a brown paper bag that was ripped. And you know that Sonia is the type that when she goes to Bloomingdale's and she gets the big brown bag. She's like, look at this beautiful bag. I'm going to keep this bag. And she's like, well, I'm going to prove to you that this is really beautiful. And so she starts putting it on right there under her dress. And they're like, so someone makes her go back

to the kitchen and she has someone help her get into this outfit. And she comes back out of it. And it looks like she's wearing her pajamas, you know? And everyone goes, boom. Ramona goes, you look like shit. And everyone goes, Terrible, terrible. I mean, this is her own show with her own clothing,

and they're like, boo. That's awful. Awful. What are you wearing? You look like a homeless person right now. Not even like one of the hot homeless people from the movies. Just like a bad homeless person.

Who's Patty the Bell now, Leah? Nope, still got it wrong. Still got it wrong. She goes, how can I even stay mad at Sonia? I mean, yes, she's passive-aggressive, but it's pretty hard to be mad at her when she's prancing around her own fashion show like a pimping pajamas. I mean, come on. It was, like, nothing short of amazing.

And, like, that, that Sonia did that, and that they all had no qualms saying, like, you would think they would say something like, well, you know, it's not that bad. Maybe it's a good look for you, Sonia. Maybe not for Leah. They're just like, no, fuck this. Boo, it sucks. It's terrible. It's awful.

That's the worst thing I've ever seen since last, that time that John used the. slice of pizza for a tie. And then he goes, okay, well, now I can wear it when I go home to eat a cheeseburger in bed. And they're like, ah, ha, ha, ha. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New York City. So amazing. Wow. God, we don't deserve this show.

We don't deserve it. So stupid. We will be back on our next episode to recap Summerhouse, another one of my favorites, which is ending its season soon. I'm so sad. So go keep an eye out on the feed for that. And remember, if you do subscribe, the episodes will come to you. Okay? It's like an outfit.

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