Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America

Episode Date: September 19, 2020

Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together. Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And then I totally ordered fast food. The second it was done. So fuck you Teddy. Like to say, fuck you Teddy, melanchial. Because I had a good thing going until we talked about your stupid diet. Even talking about your diet made me fat, Teddy, okay? Yeah, there was some other house

so I've news that broke. Nini is officially quitting Atlanta, which I guess is big news, but except the fact that I thought I was already announced. So, we already knew this. We already knew this. We already knew that. We literally already knew that. We literally already knew that season.

EW put it at the top of their side. Like, NiniLeaks leaves Atlanta. I'm like, we already knew this and also no one cares. Like, that's the sort of news that I feel like, like, people who don't really know about the housewives think it's big news because they know who Neenie leaks is and they're like, oh my God, Neenie leaks is leading them but people actually watch the housewives

or like no one cares and be gone with her. Like she's awful. So like literally don't care about that. Second of all. Well people are actually carrying some what, which is funny because it's housewives brain, you know when you watch He shows at the end of the season we all bleach our brains and we forget everything bad that everyone did and so the next year

We're like, oh my god. It's fun and we're the same, you know Especially with Atlantic because at the beginning of every year we're like, oh when Neenie finally comes back in the middle of the year Because she does like half years she comes back and we're like, oh Neenie is so fun again. Isn't it nice to have Neenie? Yeah, that's never is. She's always are holding out hope for fun. Nini. Yeah. And she makes it about two weeks before she becomes awful. But by the end of the season, we were like, just go because she's like slamming down her laptop and like just being horrible to have not taking accountability. Oh, fucking Teddy for anything that she does. And then, yeah, a couple months later, people are like,

I'm just so sad about Nene leaving. Come on guys, we have her. Don't fall for it. We have the memories of Moths. This is all the second time she's left. We actually put up a poll on our Instagram at WatcherCrapins. And we asked, what do you care more about Nene leaving Real Housewives or Tachala making a nest?

Because Tachala made a new nest and it was on Tachala's Instagram. 85% to care more about Tachala and the actual numbers on that are that 6,300 people care more about Tachala's nests to the 1100 people who care about Nini. So there is that. Also we have some hot goss that is also gonna probably leave us all a little disappointed because we don't know really how it pans out. But I heard from our old friend, old Queen at the bar, that Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards were both at the Polo Lounge together.

I'm sorry, at the same time, but not together. So we don't know how that panned out and I'm just I'm begging if anyone was there, if anyone saw it, tell us how awkward it was that they were in the same restaurant at the same time. Well, you know, Lisa Rennie must have shown up because that's like her favorite place. She's there every day. That's like, she does that. She does that place. She's always there. Well, I famously went to the pole lounge and encountered Lisa Rennad there with Countess Luanne. So, I mean, it's a place where so many things can happen.

So much magic. Yep, wow, that place. I love how much they just hate gay people. Just keep going to OPC housewives. We're terrible. We're like, wow, you don't want to give gay people any rights? No, you can't take away give gay people any rights. What? You can't take away our right to see a housewife in the wild.

That's right. You know, they may hate gay people, but I'll tell you one thing about the polo lounge. They sure know how to serve up a salad from 1993 for $50. That's what they really do. They really do. They love an idea. Remember that time we ordered like fish tacos

and they were, I swear to you, corn tortillas this bit. It was like the Teddy die. It was all in with Teddy. They were like, corn tortillas like this big, like making the okay sign. And then like one little sliver of tuna on it. And I think there were three and it was like 60 bucks. Yeah, it's like, like we have a big revolutionary plan

for the menu at the Pollo lounge. Sandra tomatoes, like okay great. Ooh, yeah. We're gonna wrap some steak and breading. Sem and mousse. Or jumbo shrimp cocktail. They love their shrimp cocktail, too. Yes, but this is not about bashing the polo lounge.

Although Lord knows we could definitely do that. Talk that place. Talk that place. Talk that place. This is about Real Housewives of New York, which is, I was gonna say,. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

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I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. that's James Beard award-winning restaurant that Padma Lakshmi goes to and brags about to her friends you know that's what is a burrito is a burrito what is a hot dog all right so here we go and we know this is gonna be a super positive hour because it opens where we left off last week with Serendid going Tensley I hate your life I would never want to be in a co-dependent relationship with no financial security, a waiting for a man to come to my rescue. Now, to remember, what is it again you do for work? Just tell me. Nothing. What is it? To Rinda who's lived off of two rich men, okay? And that house that you're bitching about

being flooding, who bought that okay your rich husband why please was it a rich husband oh I thought her no her dad was a mailman right yeah she grew up poor in the birchers and now she lives in the fucking mansion she always dreamed of having passed by it when her dad was a mailman she told that story on the show and I don't mind I don't mind someone who is like wealthy and living off of other people, go do it, live your life. You did it, you found someone who just pays you to just sit around, it's the dream. But don't shame someone when you are literally

doing the same thing. At least people like Tamra or Garechen would say things like, well I'm a realtor or I used to be a realtor or even someone like Luana would be like, or I used to be a realtor, or even someone like Louis Anne will be like, well, I used to be a nurse, or there's, oh, those are records. Yeah, those are records to be a nurse, but Dorenda, what, Dorenda, what was Dorenda?

Dorenda was a realtor, actually. Oh, was she? Oh, yeah, she, from what I gather over the years, she was with, she was with the first guy Ralph, the guy with the tartan, you know? I would guide before I used Ralph's cat. So she was with Ralph and then moved to one day, and that's where she had a cashmere company. And then she divorced him or he divorced her however that happened.

And then she ended up meeting Richard while she was sewing him a house, I think. Oh, that would have a story. He does. Obviously I clearly don't know. Maybe that's in my head. Yeah. Because I know I have no memory for this shit So maybe that it was just in my head, but anyway, yeah, you know look. It's easy. It's easy

It's easy to date a rich guy is a poor guy. So data rich guy like what do I care? You're right. Yeah, her shaming and Tensley's also really rich on her own. She was not just Yeah, marrying from any Tensley's not also married from so you know it goes down year to year She's worth like 30 million dollars or something to me. I literally start in a reality show called high society Okay, she's rich. She rich. She's like her Her last name is Mortimer and Dale's last name is what's Dale's last name? It's like Vons or something It's it's gotta be it's like it's like two very rich names. I forgot Dale's like Mercer, like,

Cossack, Dale Mercer, okay, Mortimer and Mercer, those are so rich. They, like, isn't there a Mercer place? They sound like streets in New York. If you sound like a street in Manhattan, you're rich. Sorry. Like, does anyone have the last name, Grammar C and they're poor? I don't think so. My name is Rondle 35. So yeah, so she's trying to like money shame tinsley and tins you know that tinsley so rich because she doesn't even say like I'm rich. You idiot. Like that's how rich she is. She's just like, okay, let this lady with a flooded house think I'm poor. Exactly. So Andy's like, um, uh, well, if you think the relationship is unhealthy, why not say that to the other women? And the renders like, you know what, we shine up for a show where we have to be transparent.

Did I tell you I'm dating someone? I don't want to talk about it. Anyway, Sonia and I, she knew she was just, she knew she was just seeing Scott. And I went to a terrible time this fault as Ramona knows. And then Ramona jumps in and says, you know what? You never shit you break up a drawn, okay? You know what? You're not with them for years, years, you know what? And you never shit, okay? You never shit.

I never lied. It's a different, Danny. I never lied. And then we see her walking in the park with Luan and the clip and they're looking at Page Six and Dorina is just so excited to be in page 6 you know it's like and we get the magic taking a break from Giann did you plan it did you plan it with his sound yeah with his sound yeah and Ramona's only too happy to say well you know what we have to find out on page 6 okay at least you didn't have to find out on page 6

okay so then Dorina starts doing what every victim You know what, we had to find out on page 6, okay? At least you didn't have to find out on page 6, okay? So then, Tarenda starts doing what every victim mentality starts doing whenever they're caught. She's like, you know what, my house's flooded. There was a breakup with John. I'm sorry. I was going through my broken house, my flooded rib. I'm like, I'm sad, I'm just shitting. So I even wanted to be in a relationship with John. And then my friend Greg planted like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, the next day she's with Scott and then she went to Vegas. She's got any man house. She's playing it in my face.

It was a different tracker on her. What's going on? I was like, wow, you really know everything about her. Yeah. This whole four, like I was, like I may not have been fourth right, but at least I was, I was honest. It's lying. That's lying.

Yeah, and also like, that's what Tinsley, you could say the same thing about Tinsley's. I don't think she ever really lies. She just was like, I don't wanna share it with this unsupported bitch who is going to make my life hell. And like, I just want to like, I kind of wanna put my relationship with Scott in a box and hope it does well. And I don't want this situation to ruin it, you know?

Which I think is like, a yes on a reality show. She should maybe share more of that, but I also understand on a human level why she would want to do that. I mean, Tinsley, we knew her relationship was a mess. We know that she's an insecure mess, and she cries about her ex a lot. Like, what else do you need to know?

Okay, we saw her mother all the time. I mean, yeah. So, Andy is like, well, she feels like you haven't been transparent. Tinsley says what's portrayed as her life. So why did no one, oh, sorry, Tinsley is like, Andy's just going to talk for Tinsley. Tinsley's like, no, I am transparent.

And what are you so portrayed with my life and my hair, it's so, so then Andy's like, so why didn't anyone come to Tinsley's defense then? Isn't that kind of mean just letting her hang out there and everything Okay, so you said well, you know to Rinda was just feeling very house flooded and broken ribbed and she felt very taken advantage of Andy And you know listen, Tensley is played to victim with me to darling. She's played the victim with me She was the victim of you. She was trapped in your attic with brown eyes, okay? Yes, like two cars running over a person

does not make it the person's fault that got run over, okay? Like, you know what, yeah, a person maybe should look both ways. You better look both ways before you cross the high end tunnel. So then Ramona's like, you know what, I love to, I love to Rinda to this day, but when she gets on a roll, like an actual roll of bread,

when she puts her foot on a roll of bread, and when she gets angry, there's like no stopping her. It's like a new, new, new, new, like John, new, new, she's like John, new, new. What do you say, new, Sado? Yeah, no, no, he's been in my house. Not him.

He's been in my house, I know him. He's actually very nice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, be the dog, no, how do you say it? You know, he's been in my house. Not him. He's been to my house, I know him. He's that kid very nice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there's the thing, there Okay, I felt bad for Luan because you know she can't stand when tinsley screeches. Oh The screeching it just is so much the screeching Well, she was living in a hotel for months and Antica so you were mean to her because she was living in a hotel Yeah, she like I apologize to have for being mean I'm a guaranteed volunteer! I was going through! Well, I was going through a terrible time. I broke my rib on a flooded house.

And then the mick rib actually came back. And it's like, you better not knock me, mick dials. It's because I got a broken rib. You're gonna put up a rib too, guess not? I'll then think that's lying. The mick dials is lying with the mick rib. The mick rib isn't back, because mine is broken, okay? Yes, you.

I just said to her, I'm sorry. You have to have a baby in the cookie base. Okay. I'm sorry about my ribs. I hope you and Vermona's like what she's trying to say. Tensay, shut up Vermona, just let me speak okay. I'm not even gonna be around you girls anymore so let me talk. Listen, a turkey base is a wonderful thing. You know we all gathered Thanksgiving and you know you don't want to dry turkey and if a worm for a turkey

Bates that you'd have a dry turkey So a turkey base is really a great thing to me. I don't know why you're getting mad at me for comparing Tick right now They just like screaming each other like in split screen and Duranta is still going my broken rib and Duranta is still going, my broken rib, my flurry house. She's just saying broken rib and flurry house all over and over again. And then Ramona's like, well, these she apologized. I was like, oh, shut up. Do the great apologize.

They were going to shut up. And he's like, okay, geez, enough. And then Lohan's like, I was truly happy for you in the end, Tinsley. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, you're welcome and I will take those, read those coupon cab and coupons. Thank you very much.

Yes, I will, please. You what? I have to piece soon, set, capped, pee. And he's like, okay, well, what was your reaction watching this playback? Yeah. I mean, you were Tinsley's best friend. And Le is like, okay, well what was your reaction watching this playback? I mean, you were simply best friend. And he is like, I was male,

so like I was trying to like forge a relationship with her. And like also I like to ring down, which made that really hard. So I was like WTF, you know, like come on guys. Yeah, and I was like, I wanted to do a lunch with you guys, but then like, Tinsley didn't want to do it, and that's fine, but like Tinsley maybe should have done it. Just how like Michael Chase should have gone out with me,

and he didn't, so then I, you know, like made fun of him on the internet and made him seem like a crazy person. And that's kind of like what Tinsley did for herself. Like, basically, Tinsley and Michael Chase are like the same person. You know what I'm saying? Like, seriously. Fine, but you know what,

during the comes off so strong, like, she's this big bully, but you know what, she's just a coward, because you could never even do a one-on-one with me Duranda you had to enlist your cronies to stand up for you Yeah, I'm not a crony. Oh, sorry not you but still they're gonna use suck. You can even do it one-on-one Yeah, it's like now you've got tensley going and she's just not gonna stop She is but she's great. She really gathers up to renda and she's like, you've got tinsley going and she's just not gonna stop. She is, but she's great.

She really gathers up to Rinda and she's like, you know what, Dorenda, you and I used to be able to have our own 101 conversations off camera, but you turned on me the moment you find out that John took that money from Scott. You turned on me and Dorenda's like, you know, she doesn't really have any good response for that. Yeah, you know when Dorenda's caught, because she just starts shaking her earrings and just looking off in the distance,

like that time where they were all getting on her about being a co-cad, do you remember that? That was so funny, oh my God. I was like, well, I know that's a lie. So I'm just like, everyone knows you do drugs and she's just shaking her head. I was like, just drop it, good lady, just drop it. Let's make a pact.

So then, so Andy asks this question, that's really good. It goes, it's like, basically, what does Durinda think of Ramona saying that Scott is able to give to things to Tinsley, the way Richard used to be able to give things to Durinda and is Durinda jealous? And Durinda is like, you know what, I wouldn't want that kind of relationship that I already had and so on again. Because like, where you have to give up your independence and be a totally dependent scar, I don't want that, okay? Because the key is to not really have any independence in the first place.

You know what I'm saying? That's the key. Oh, now you're the authority of my friend on my relationship. You know what, you can never be wrong and that's what's going to be your kill is in your detriment, which of course it is. You know, 100%. Yeah. And so Dorenda's just looking off in the distance going, okay. So you know, she's got.

Yeah. And then she starts again with her. We see a clip of remona in the turbine, right? Because Andy says, why were you so mad on him? And Ali Abel, though, I mean, that was crazy. And then we see the clip of Dore and the Turban right because Andy says why were you so mad on him and Alia was out I mean that was crazy and then we see the clip of Durinda like yeah where again all that tinsley I mean all that Leia was trying to say was yeah tinsley brought me into the group but I really connected with you guys like that's sort of like what she was trying to say and then there is like

because it wasn't authentic you know t, she didn't bring the agency to group. I mean, if we were to pay a fine just fee, we all know that Bethany would be getting to team, you know what I'm saying? That's for you, Bethany, and by the way, Durinda and Bethany were, did go out to dinner last night. So they still have a relationship. Not that it has any bearing on anything, but I thought as long as we're talking about Kyle and Vanderpumping in the same restaurant, let's get it all out there. It was funny because a picture they showed in the press is Bethany like on her phone, like, like, she looks miserable just staring at her phone. And then it's Durinda with the martini bigger than her head, just like,

you know, her mouth open talking. Look, that sounds about right. I got to do exactly what the scene was. And Guna said, Bethany was the one who brought Lian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay, whatever. Like, this is the crisis was. And he said, Bentley was the one who brought a lient. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay, whatever. Like, this is the crisis. Okay, come on, come on.

Come on. Mushrooms. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside. And I'm Sydney Battle.

And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.

But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood, how much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. team jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. Yeah, so Bethany, Andy's like Bethany gave us 30 names and Lee's name was also on the

casting director's list. So why does it matter if she was on a list about who cares, who cares. I'm trying to say kids. After you did he gave nothing, but nothing. I did it again. He was implanting, it's insi-brated of the group and it's just not true. Some just picking her teeth and saying, I didn't think that I didn't think. I didn't like that.

So, and it just like jumps in on whatever argument she wants to and like it doesn't matter that she's contradicted herself like 12 million times in this entire arena. She's just like, yeah, I agree. No. Oh, no, that's terrible. I would never do that. Oh, I would totally do that. Yeah, I don't like that.

She's just like a color commentator. And Andy's like, but they did actually become friends before we started filming. Does that not count? And Durinda's like, yeah, because of the show, she's so full of it. We know why Durinda's mad. So whatever. Well, why do we, why do you think Durinda's mad? Durinda because of the money, because of that, okay, the money thing, because of the money. Yeah. So they're

trying to be like, why, why are you so mad about tensley, when we already know, you know? So tens is like, you know, we generally, like, Lee and So they're trying to be like, why are you so mad about Tinsley when we already know? So Tinsley's like, you know, we generally, like Lee and I, we generally like each other. We made a real friendship. We know we didn't know each other. So like she should have said, I'm so happy to have met this group and he was like,

but I wanted to give him homage to Tinsley, you know? And by the way, Leah still has not even met Bethany after all this stuff and everything. So, and then that's when Ramona, by the way, is like, you know what? Bethany is in Durrindas ear every single day. That's what it is. That's the problem. Bethany is in the ear, in the ear. Which I didn't think about, but I wouldn't, especially given that we saw this picture from just last night, I wouldn't say that's not necessarily untrue. Right? Yeah, Bethany always keeping tabs on everything. She'll probably show back up again. I wouldn't say that's not necessarily untrue, right?

Yeah, Bethany always keeping tabs on everything. She'll probably show back up again. Oh, Beth. Well, she's not watching happens live next week. Ah, say, there I am. Here I am. All right, all right. What are you gonna do about it?

All right, I'm here. What's happening? What's happening? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. And I don't want to go back to housewives. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Okay, see I'm watching that but yeah

So Ramona's like you know what she what and then Ramona starts her like Jesus Christ thing where she just like swings her arms out like a So funny she doesn't the rest of the reunion anytime she yells about something she's like look guy the rest of the reunion, anytime she yells about something, she's like, look guy, she's transparent. I mean she talked about going to prison, you freaking kidding me, whoa. And we see a clip of, or tensley, when she was like constantly talking about how she went to prison. Yeah. And tensley's like, how was I not transparent? My dad's not alcoholic, I wanted babies, trying to be the poop in front of the camera like Ramona. Yeah.

You know what? We are all listening. We're all going down to person and Bethany, you know, with Bethany. And then she leaves and we're going to pay homage to her. I'm like, don't you know, you're literally not even making any sense right now. I think that Durinda ultimately is her. And she feels there's something she is not getting from Dinsley that she wants like emotionally and she's not getting it and she feels very rejected and burned by her because this is crazy behavior like and all

their excuses barely make sense she sounds like someone who was like in love who was betrayed and cheated on I'm not saying she wasn't love okay I'm saying she's it's like that kind of thing where someone is like listen I watch a lot of love Island and I've been watching a lot of love I don't know how crazy crazy place. I just know I know what it sounds like when someone is needing a more emotional fulfillment than what than what they're receiving Well, I look at it that Durinda is just mad because Tinsley has this rich boyfriend and her and Durinda's boyfriend got cropping a fucking slime bag again trying to run game

as she calls it and Tinsley should have come to her and said, hey, you know, John called and wants this money from Scott or something and instead Durinda probably feels like Tinsley's trying to make her look stupid by like bringing it around the girl or whatever I think it's like all of these things. Yeah, and also she's in love with her. Yeah I don't mean that she is in love with them. Just saying there's that emotion that that feeling of like, you know And you can have with friends, you know, where you just are like I thought we were better friends And I'm feeling rejected by you right now. So Andy is like by the way We should mention that Bethany did leave the day before we

started shooting, you know. And yeah, it's like, so if you're mad about somebody being a bad employee, why wouldn't you get mad at Bethany? She totally screwed the show over, you know? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Andy's like, well, you know, oh, she says, I think they should be on a paid to those who skate and like did Al Andy. No, with you. So I'm not. Yes, people are not paid to just take your abuse. That makes me crazy when they say that. It's like Lisa ran out on the Beverly Hills. Like, yeah, if you don't like it, like, no, the job is not to just get sit there and get beaten up by somebody that's not what it is that's crazy that they keep describing it like that like I'm

abusing you so you have to sit here and fucking take it or you're the one in the wrong yeah I think also like Dorenda has a right to be annoyed at tinsley for sure for leaving the show because you you know like maybe on a certain level she's thinking Bethany just leads it last second now we got to do this show and you know people love Bethany and and now Tinsy's gonna leave like this could imperil our show potentially so I understand why she could be like annoyed by that but the way she just lost her mind at that party was so like above and beyond the like the the crime that was committed like that punishment did not fit the crime. And that's what I think no one is able to understand

or to get a good explanation out of for us to why she actually, because she was, I mean, that turbine was the only thing keeping her head on her neck at that point. Otherwise, it would have just like popped off and just flipped into the ceiling. It was saying get a gun in the clip. Her just walking past the cameras and yelling at the cameras.

It's like, geez, she's a nightmare. So, and he's like, well, to be clear, she spoke with me in Bravo, and you know, we all mutually agreed that you're fixing the flight and your basement was plenty and drama for the season. People like that. Yeah, it's kind of his way of saying, like, you're not a producer of this show,

we're the producers. We looked at it and we decided it was okay and we gave her our blessings. So stop trying to produce our own damn show, you know? Yeah, she's like, well, that's good to know because what I've learned is you don't have to leave it. You don't have to, you don't have to wait till the end to leave and you can hide stuff and you know what you just now would like to. I mean, it's not what I do. You know who's lunch I eat eat my office fridge. My lunch. What's wrong with it? Oh my god. You know what? I gotta go pee. Okay, I can't I can't you gotta listen. You guys all you guys have all these cameras here?

Okay, so you guys can talk about it. Okay, I'm gonna go you're an I'm gonna go pee. Okay. Yeah, and Tensley says I think the perfect thing She's like, you know if Durinda just keeps talking then she can think it's real Which is true. That's what she does. So then suddenly it's like Well, at least she didn't fall asleep this time and so Ramona starts to walk off the set and he's like, uh, you knew your mask You knew your mask. Whoa. Oh my god my mask someone give me my mask. Okay, I would just give me a tissue because we all know that tissue prevents coronavirus, okay? Just do that for me. So when we come back and he's like, okay,

are we ready? And Mona's like, you know what? I didn't turn off my phone, but do we get now? Look, my classic Ramona move. Look how I'm gonna swipe my phone. You're a big guy. Yeah, she's like so proud of herself. She's taking all these years to learn how to turn off her phone anyway.

So now we had a segment of like, the housewives on vacation being silly and fun, which was pretty fun to watch actually. So we see all that. And then it ends with Tinsley talking about how she wants to meet up with her sister as a joke. And she's like, so how does one make out with your sister as a joke? And she's like, um, you know, like 20 years ago when I was kind of like, you know, the Edgar a New York

I was just like, oh my god, I'm doing a joke about how we kiss, you know, and then my sister was like, how do you kiss? I'm like, this is how we kiss. I had to like do it on my sister And it was like two seconds, but like me cuz and I was like really fun and I'm And who put the vibe right there in the chicken and so on you's like, oh I guess it was like really fun and oh, I'm sad. And who put the vibrator in the chicken? And suddenly he's like, oh, that was Leah. And I remember because there was a big plate of chicken there and I was trying to stand the vibrator up in it.

And then it felt, you know what? Actually, it was me, I guess, then. But it was me. I guess it was me. So then, was that a vibrator in Luan's luggage? No, I swear to God, it was a juice mixer. It was a juice mixer. And the funny story is actually had a vibrator in there,

but it didn't go off because get this. It needed new batteries. Can you believe it, girls? The battery needed new, or the vibrator needed new batteries and then wait I put those new batteries in it. You know what I did. I looked at that vibrator and I said The vibrator welcome back and then we get over to the basement segment where Andy's like what was disrespectful About sleeping in a basement the smell of, it was very dark and had no windows? I don't understand.

And LeWan goes on her, like she still hasn't learned one thing. She's like, well, I mean, she said I was gonna have this fabulous room. And then I end up in the basement. What, you know what? I was really concerned, because you and Quatney and to Brinta Quatney and I was just so worried about where

they were gonna sleep and drink it's like well every last night. That's a lie. I live you good. And then you and I yeah well I was just the lowest on the totem pole of race I can use because I am part Native American. Thank you everybody who was so worried about that. Thank you. Now did I mention that there was a spider down there? It was pretty horrific. Just me a cab raised our just under the web of a spider. It was almost like I was kissed by a spider and that spider was woman. I received the kiss of a spider woman. It feels

vaguely musical. Oh well. And Cheetah Rivera just like comes down on the rope. Spider woman. Hey, you think just like me Cheetah. Well, it reminds me of when I decided to reenact Spiderman, turn out the dark in my living room, I used Noel's old skateboard, and said, look at me, I'm a spotter man, and then I creamed into a lamp and broke a picture frame and the point of the story is this, I will never be in abassement again, ever! Well, perhaps see you, Lew, I'm getting back on that camel.

Oh, well, I just, you know, Andy, I believe in running towards your fear until you conquer that fear. And the camel is one example. I was on the street the other day there was a cop there and i punched him because you know after my whole ordeal i was very afraid of punching cops punched him right in the face felt great air the everything's going great thanks for asking i said you just got kissed by a spider woman

and i kissed came from my fists hey and Ramona you got a lot of heat for calling the staff of mexican servants you know what you know what you should have been you're such a great Hey, and Ramona, you got a lot of heat for calling the staff in Mexico's servants. You know what? You know what? You should have been such a great staff, okay? And I own it, all right? Because you know what? Guess what?

I'm antiquated and I'm old. And I don't always know the proper words. For instance, like when I called myself antiquated, I don't even know the proper words to say that I'm old-fashioned, okay? She called herself antiquated as if she were like an old model. Like that had been like updated. You know, like, you know what, you really have to get off of Ramona iOS 6, okay? Now we're on iOS 14, okay? Antiquated.

Well, so this season, Lewand finished probation and was ready to raise a glass. Look into Maryfuck, kill it on her own glass terms, raising glasses in probation, swimming pools, camels. That's what. Before we get into the Lumaan segment, we had to say goodbye to Tinsley, and so it's like, all right, Tinsley, well, good luck with your relationship with Scott in that crazy city over there, Chicago.

And so they're like, no, can we eat now? Can we do both? Can we just pee and eat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they all get up, and they're all like rush up. They're like, wait for your mask, your mask, you got it? Where your mask? Like this is how coronavirus spreads the housewives. Yeah, Ramona's freaking patient zero. How many places did Ramona take it to anyway? I know in this reunion alone. Yeah, so now it's the new segment and we see her season.

So now it's the Lou segment and we see her season. And he's like, you know, it's interesting to think about last year, Lou Ann, because the women really have had it with you. Yeah, and we see a flashback of them just like yelling at Lou Ann, and I was like, you know what? She's become a lot more approachable, and she's more real, just more down to earth. I think that she was spent a lot of time

in that roundhouse of hers getting dizzy and crazy, but now that she's selling it, she's a lot more grounded in center, okay? I mean, Andy, I mean just being told that if you have a drink, you go to jail. Oh, imagine living without for almost two years. Imagine me, a cabaret star, and everyone just wants to do one champagne toast after another to celebrate me, and my rise like a Phoenix as a cabaret sensation, and you can't even have a sip of that very champagne that they're throwing in your giant pumpkin head face. Can you believe that Andy? Can you believe that?

Well, I'm really glad to see that you and Durrinda were back on track, except for that one little exception And then we see the clip of Lou Ann getting Trying to leave Durinda's and Durinda just screaming out her spitting into the camera and She's like, well actually there were a couple of hiccups and there was the Berksers There was our trip to Mexico So you know what I was really upset how she was treating poor innocent Sonia, even though I will never treat Sonia badly I think the issue be very very gentleman

Okay, I just want to clarify that all those hiccups did come from Dorenda because she was wasted all season long unlike me Ben you can write that in hiccups from Dorenda put that into the show put that into the show. It's gonna be great show Got it honey Holy enough marry or kill hiccups Spurps and gas oh well. Thank you for the question Ben I think that I am going to marry gas. I'm going to fuck a hiccup, and I'm going to kill a burp. Why, I have no idea.

Man, are you running this down? This is good content. Leah did Lewin confirm or deny her diva expectations. And she's like, I'm well, sometimes I guess like it's all about her. And the one's like, well, I mean, when you have six brothers or sisters, you know, you have to say me, me, me. I'm sorry for being a star. I'm like, no, I just mean it.

I mean it, and it was an endearing way. And the one's like, oh, thank you. I mean, I've been, then there's like a question about her drinking, et cetera, and like going back to Drinking Hames, well, you know, I've been checking in on myself and re-evaluating my relationship with alcohol and realizing that I deserved this goddamn it. I was incarcerated and I was in prison. And then the next question is like, Justin from Great Barrage and Wands says,

hey, you should probably stop saying that you've been incarcerated and been to prison because you were, and you were never on parole, you were just on probation and you went to jail for an eye. You're right, you're right. I, words do matter and I never went to prison, even though I was in shackles and had a baloney sandwich thrown in my face by the

West Palm Beach police or should I say dictator department so yes I never went to prison but I understand the pain the pain of being in there for life even though I was there for about six hours total anyway yeah and that's why I work for the Fortune Society and because you know people in prison have to go there to actually work you know there's a whole license plate industry that's being taken on by it's just not fair you know they're making money off of people's misfortune which now that I think about it sounds like Bravo but it's less fun for them let's just say that Andy do you know

that there's one prison where they lock you into boots and you can't even walk anywhere if they turn on the magnetic floors and then if you find someone who swapped your face you find them and you escape together. Do you know how hard that is? It's like, uh, Lewin, are you talking about face off? Perhaps I am. Perhaps I am. Well, I'm sorry, but you know, I'm just not familiar with these terms yet. Yes. No need to make fun of my very large face, Andy. So then we get into the silly payment fight.

Andy's like, Zoya, you said LeWan only paid half your hair in makeup, V, V, your appearance. I'm just like, it's true, Andy. She doesn't pay me at all. Well, that's not true because you said that she pays you for it. How much money do you think you make VV or a B-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E- she should be so honored to be on my stage, okay? You know what? Listen, when I started my show, it was a very humble thing. There was, we had nothing but me and piano player and a director and a musical director

and a sound guy and, I guess, a publicity team and a whole band, really, if you think about it and we had also a licensing department and oh, Vanity Fair came. I mean, it was just so small and humble, we couldn't afford to pay anyone. And so I'm just like playing a harp like like instead of the little violin. She's like playing a harp and Lue and I'm like well, I mean listen. I asked her to come to have fun. I go to her party

I don't get paid and Lee is like it was a charity You don't get me in relax like well she can always come when she wants to fans up her you don't get me in rematch. Like, well, she can always come when she wants to fan up her. You didn't pay me anything, $240. I mean, that's not even payment. That's literally payment. Yeah, that is. It's like, well, if the fans love her, you're gonna give her a larger piece of the pie.

That was exactly the plan. We have a very large wedge of pie to feed her. And I think she's just gonna love it. It's Ben's family recipe. So then we go into her father, her talking to the book writer lady, the non-go strider lady, and the ghost you can see,

and talking about her dad and stuff. And she's like, well, Andy, you know, I don't know if I should talk about my father right now. Drinda's like, yeah, you're gonna have to read the book, to take the book. He read the book, Andy. Read the book, Andy. It's like, well, yes, you know, it will be in my book, but my father had issues with alcohol.

And I didn't know, I didn't have a very glamorous childhood. I mean, I just, alcohol,ol Andy was terrible. Oakahol. He had more class than one pinky than he did. And most people have and there a whole body and that goes for Ramona. It specifically goes for Ramona because she has no class whatsoever. She's a vile monster and there I've said it. But it was so kind what you just said about me. I am doing much better. Thank you, Ramona.

Anyway, what were we talking about in my show? Yeah, so she talks about her dad and the last few years of his life, how she took them all over the world with her. And she's really here to show you that no matter how low you go, you can turn your life around. Andy, for example me after getting out of prison jail. Is that right? Did I say that right? After being released from the chain gang, that was for you, Chris Yahn, for you. After being released from the chain gang and clogged my way back up into society,

which was very hard for me, and ex-Fellon, you know, I got into Cabaret, and here I am, here I am. And so Ramona's like, you know what? I've seen him evolve in such a positive way. You know what? When I first met you, you were just like this awful, terrible person who hit behind the countess images. Like no one wants to hang out with you.

You're one of the worst people I've ever met. Like, no one liked you. You were horrific. You were an awful monster slash beast. And you were just terrible. And thank God in the last three months, you've started to become somewhat likable, okay? Yeah, Kadoz. How you saying Andy? Kadoz to you. Kadoz. He's like Kadoz. No, Kadoz. Okay. You know what? I don't know what happened to you, but thank God you smell less terrible guy in the way I'm like

Thank you. It's like the second time in the reunion that she's like oh, so these bitches are compliment. Thank you. It's like the second time in the reunion that she's like, oh, so these bitches are compliment. Thank you. Oh, yeah, thanks We also got to see a flashback of classic the Wann and Ramona. I said they were on that boat and Lamancing well, I'll always be a Countess or a Monaco's Well, you know what there's no titles in you ass, okay? Let's face it. You're being rude. You're being rude You're not following your own rules countess. You're not being a countis of Kai, you're being classless, sorry, sorry, you're classless of Kai. The Sun will rise, the birds will sing, and Lou will mention cabaret, and the ladies will hit on man all the time.

So they show the horny segment where the ladies are like making out with every guy they come into So then we see a clip of William who's like the hot young guy who's got that like weird squint when he talks to people to be sexy And who's yeah probably had more sex with them than constantly No real list Yeah, they ask about that. Yeah, they ask about William and she's who? Oh, William guys like oh, yeah, I call him bill okay, you know why because that's what I have to pay him with all right So yeah, no, we're just friends we're platonic friends we're platonic friends and I've never ever ever

Tried to flash him okay and seducing them my buddha ever ever Yeah, Bill's great. He's got the biggest willy ever yeah huge and the she starts throwing pills with her arm and then the thing is like yeah yeah you know what your friends right if you were still menstruating you'll be breaking yeah you know you really got a job because I'm actually really good friends with bill okay I'm like to render you're gonna take up with this random fame horde dude who just wants to be on camera. Really, this is the guy you're gonna take up for Bill.

Also, why did we not really talk too much about Dorenda's friend, John Gaeho, turned her into Page Six. Who does that? Yeah, that was... Sorry, that just came back to me. It was like Mark or something. Yeah, I thought that was weird. Also Why did we not talk about it wrong? The guy who just sort of kept lurching around in the background of parties like hey, I'll show you a good time

So Andy asked Durin. He's like do you even have desire anymore in Durin though? What's that like and she's like actually have desire anymore Durinda what's that like and she's like actually anti-time will tell and he's like are you seeing somebody why can I say can I say she's like and so basically Durinda is like she's like I would see but she doesn't want to talk about it yet which is funny funny that Durinda wants a little bit of privacy to nurture this relationship and no one's yelling at her about it.

And now it's like, okay. Like, that's like, she's requesting a certain sort of respect from the other women, I guess. Yeah, that's fun. Funny how that works out. That would even send anything about it. They just kind of let it go. So then let's see, he did,

oh, then Leah talks about like liking the bartender, but you know, whatever, he lives out of town. So she's not gonna sleep with them because she wants more than a one night stand right now. Yeah, and then she starts talking about, and she was talking about the one night stand because the Mexico guy, she's like the reason why the Mexico guy didn't get to the wings is because,

I'm just like not really, I'm nothing against one-eighthsands I just like not in a place where I really want to do one-night stands and the way it goes Well actually, you know, it's funny because those two Canadians that we met on the beach with those awful shorts Well, I really you know, I picked those guys up for Leah not for me I saw those men and I said you two attractive men who are probably Really smitten with a cabaret star, especially the one in your presence. I don't want you. I am not horny for you. I want to give you guys to Leah. That's all I want. I'm just a altruistic cabaret

icon giving men away to the more needy. That's what I am doing So then we go to the Ramona hates Leah clip like why is Ramona so mean to? Leah why don't you don't get it and Durinda saying in the cap you know what you've got the one thing she can't have you yeah, and Andy says when he sets up the clip he's he refers to Ramona as Ramami everyone Ramami The area's from mommy

Ramami So so we go through all this clip and Andy's like, so Leah, Leah and Robona, that was a wild ride. Now Leah, what's striking you? You found a connection with Robona and it went awry. Can you just explain it? And she's like, well, you know what, Andy? It's just part, Leah, I just don't like it. Okay, I am a little more controlled.

Okay, I'm just not so wild. You know what? My breaking point was when I had my party, okay? And we had this conversation. I said, you know, you know, I know you like to have fun. I know you're like a little slut, okay? But like, you know, I want to act like Avery, okay? And like when you like to go wild, you like to go crazy and Avery, she doesn't do do that she works in finance. She's smart She's basically a sophisticated young woman when you man would be so honored to have I want you to act more like Avory okay, and I understand that being a slutty crazy Monster makes you happy and I said that's fine. Just don't do it here because I'm having a sophisticated vent And like maybe if you had a long pant on then maybe I don't know maybe I wouldn't have lost it. I don't know like sometimes I love to come down to a long pant, okay?

Sorry, she just had a long pant guy And he's like oh my god. It's because my dress came up. I mean why don't you just say put your ass away? I mean you don't have to scream at the camera man She's like you don't have to scream cameras down cameras down enough It's like you know what you obviously wanted attention at the party where I wanted attention, okay? Yeah, you know what, you obviously wanted attention and there was an entire bar there that said, Ramona's living room, okay? Really, I'm asking what?

You have to ask me what? You overreacted Ramona, just say it, you overreacted. She's like, you know what, you did it again, it's the same. And when you're like, I was dancing, okay. And she's like, you what? You want dancing properly? And during this, like, but we were all doing that. But she started it.

She had a lie down, and it was only a woman. You know what? I specifically said I only want the Fox Trot and Ramona's living room, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry, all right? So Mandy's like, did you overreact? She's like, yes, but no. What?

Don't you see that you hold her to a different standard? I mean, Sonya can say she has a fat pussy, but then Lyick, I'll say anything. She's like, Sonya, what's it? Hopping, okay? I asked her, please, contain yourself, okay? And when he was like, Ramona, you have like a weird infatuation with me

and my sexuality, like I say penis or like friends with benefits. I mean, it's a different standard. You know what? This maybe it's because I'm antiquated and out of date, but you know what? I find Sonya to be funny, like Lucille Ball. You know who Lucille Ball is?

She's very funny, contemporary actress. And I find your sexual things just funny like Lucille Ball. You know who Lucille Ball is? She's a very funny, contemporary actress. And I find your sexual things just be a little more crass, okay? Sorry, that's me. I'm more of a Lucille Ball fan, okay? You know what? She's like Lucille Ball and you're like Ethel. And Ethel was disgusting. Slut, everybody knew it, guys.

I mean, she's like, are you just gonna wanna put the chocolate in her mouth in the first place? Okay, she was the one Ethel did. I knew it, guys. Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just- Are you just-

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I would get the chocolate chip ones was like the green box, you know Hmm sometimes the blue box but I was always the green box for me You know what? I have to send my pictures to all into Teddy today You know what I feel like Leah's mother, okay? Leah's mother who really enjoys old reruns if I love Lucy Okay, you know show I don't watch. I love Leah because you know what I don't you know what? Because you know what she cheapens herself. She cheapens herself in that way, okay? She just cheapens herself. She cheapens herself in that way, okay? She just cheapens herself. She cheapens herself so much, and Andy's like,

all right, all right, let her finish. But she's cheap, okay? Okay, guess what? Oh, I love Lucy and Desi, it's a wonderful man. Ramona, let her finish. I love Lucy. Ramona, let her finish. She's...

So Ramona's like, I mean, and then, you know, there's my daughters. And Leah's like, oh my god, know there's my daughters and Leah's like oh my god there are 24 I had kids at 24. It's like you what my kids don't talk like that. Okay, my daughter doesn't talk like that Yeah, there's a clip of Ramona. Did we see this in the show? No, it was unseen footage So it was unseen footage of of Ramona out to drinks with Leah and Tinsley, but also Avery and Avery's friends. And Leah's sitting there with these girls and she goes, my dream is to like get like a billionaire that has a nine inch never mind.

And do what you have to stop. Okay, with my daughter. Do you see Avery there? Like, she's like nodding like me too. Yeah. And uh, one of the like, Mike, you know what? Mike is still talking like that. I don't know how you talk. Yeah. And, uh, one of those like, Mike, you know what? Mike is still talking like that. I don't know how you talk. Guy. And she's like, yeah, but then you started jerking off a wine glass like in front of your daughter. And then we see the clip of Ramona teaching them how to flirt.

And she is. She's like, like, flading the glass. You caress the glass. Okay, you caress the glass. And you draw and right here. Did you happen to see Elise's or Elise? Elise should be on this read, and I don't know why she's not on it, but did you see Elise's Instagram story from a few weeks ago when she was giving her her tips for flirting with

guys? She was like, hi, this is Elise and let me tell you how you can win over a guy. First thing that you do is you take your glass and you start taking the straw and you put your straw in the mouth. And you move it up and down and you just swirl with your fingers. And even though you're only touching them but the swirling of the fingers makes them think that you get them aroused. And that's what you do.

Is that what she did really? She looked like something like that. It was so Ramona's thing. No, her thing was, her thing was like, it was, it was sort of like, it was like move something in a circle, like move your finger in a circle or like swirl like a classroom or something. Oh, that's what it was. That's what it was. She said, and then what you do is you put your finger around the brim and you just start circling it and just do it over and over and over again And he won't even realize it. He'll be turned on and I was like laughing But then I was like, you know, but at least it's sort of like a professional hoe in the best way

So she probably is like a hundred percent right and like I would love for our single ladies and single men to try out the Elise technique next time they go on a date whenever this pandemic ends. And tell us how it goes. But then you do that and then you just deffin the man because he just hears. Which is also the sound that you hear when you look at Elise's Instagram because all the pictures of her are just like blank face like. I didn't watch the. I didn't watch the video of that, but I saw it. You know, I didn't press play or whatever,

but I saw it and this was the preview picture. All of Alisa's pictures, they're amazing. They're just dead face. Cause you know, you can choose your... Like, dead face staring into the camera. That's like her favorite look. It's like shots before getting her crowns fixed or what. That's her favorite look.

Like, you will have a selfie up and she'd be like, felt cute, might delete, might delete, never. And it's just like her, I'd be like in a car like, and she's like, she loves that shop. But you know what, she has a hot ass husband, like real hot. And I don't know, I think Elise is the unsung hero of the season and I want her back.

Well, time for town. She's not coming back. She didn't make it on the reunion. Poor thing. Oh, so then we go into the new port section, where Leo lost it, you know, and like had a fit and the sister like, can't bring sister, okay? Yeah, and so now we're fighting about that.

And Leo's like, you know what? You said my sister could come and then you said she couldn't. And so I over drank, okay? Like, so what? So who cares? And then I said, sorry, and then the next day I have to keep apologizing and apologizing and apologizing.

I remember I'm gonna go, you know what? I don't like Leo when she drinks, okay. Did you ever see Lucille Ball get wasted like that? I don't think so, I don't think so, okay? So Andy's like, well Ramona, you brought up the fact that she's like bipolar and everything. And so, you know, so Leah had written this article in 2016 and she's like, yeah, I wrote this

article and like someone had to have been doing some googling and she's like, you know what? My friend, one of my 50 friends, she was so disgusted by Leah's behavior. Okay. And she was like, I don't understand how this girl, I don't want just to get in her school, I don't want to see her behavior, so she Googled and came right up, and that friend, her name was Pomona. It was my assistant Pomona. That's who looked it up, okay? And Leo's like, oh yeah, yeah, her friends,

she just like live off rich men and don't have to go to work, so they have the time to just Google the y'all day. And Ramona's like, no, they do work. They're very successful and real estate. Dory Cooper. That's Lori Cooper. Lori Cooper, out of her. Yeah, Lori's like listen here honey, that girl's bipolar. Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but I think it's when Santa Claus wants to live on the South Pole, but then he has a place in the North Pole for work. Yes, it's actually it's a very it's a very lucky it's a mitzvah to be able to go

between both poles, okay? So, and help Samma, like me, Lori Cooper. Okay. Been friends for years. Been friends. He's wonderful, wonderful, okay? So, Leah is like, so, Ramon said, you you know what I have friends that are bipolar Okay, I have a friend who's in the hospital right now because she's bipolar Okay, she tried to buy a pole and I've impealed her and now she's in the hospital. Okay, I have friends So Leah's like well, then you should know that like what I was being drunk and I was not being bipolar at that moment And she said well, you know what if you're bipolar you should you on medication, and when you're on medication, you don't drink. Okay, Dr. Ramona classes in session, sorry.

I wasn't on medication, and suddenly it goes, everyone's on medications, and Ramona, you're not a doctor. I'm on a sec, you know what? I didn't do it, morticiously, okay? And we was like, oh yes, you did, because you know what, you know it's gonna end up on fucking TV, and my car is gonna see it. And she starts screaming at Ramona.

And now she has to talk to her kid about hospitalization and bipolar disorder. And it's all because Ramona brought it up on TV and Ramona goes, you what? 12% of Americans are on depression medication, okay? Why don't you just help America? Help America. Oh, and help America, okay?

Own it and help America help America. I was like It's that kind of spin that kind of like crazy ass spin that world that Ramona lives in which is why we always have to have her on our TV I don't care because she is so crazy. I also like that when Leah was was saying like I'm not like like I'm not on medication Ramona goes, well, how was I supposed to know that? You're blaming her for not telling you that she's not on medication. How was I supposed to know? America help America be like do seal ball and help America Yeah, you know what do seal ball was doing there was like a tray coming down She had to catch all the bipolar medication pills put him in her mouth

I thought why is America would have overdosed on chocolate medication okay? She had to do it. Remember that time when Lucille ball was so considerate to go and stomp on all that left over bipolar Medicine and she was there and she was stomping and stomping and stomping and then she made bipolar juice out of it with Ethel, okay, it's great, great service to America. Before Ethel fucked everybody in the factory, she slept, that was a slut, okay, she's like the whine over there, she's slut. So, Andy's like, Ramona, are you really doubling down on this?

And she's like, yes. The question that could always be asked at any time on any season. So she's, you know what, I regret that I didn't bring it up to Leah personally, OK? Because as her mother, I should have confronted her to a loan, OK? But I made a public apology, sorry, sorry, I made a public apology. And Leah's like, God, well, yeah, I mean, at least I would have known what you were mad about. And Andy's like, God, well, yeah, I mean at least I would have known what you were mad about and he's like, well look You know what Leah on the other hand if this was in an article already And why were you mad that she brought it up and she's like because this is a new medium and I haven't been on here before and it's my

Story is my thing to tell yeah, which is valid that is valid Why did you bring it up six months ago and then Durinda Ramona says Ramona asks why didn't you bring it up six months ago and Durinda says Well, maybe she just didn't want to oh, okay. Oh, I guess we're oh, I guess we're cool with that now I guess we're cool if someone doesn't want to bring it up. They don't have to thanks Durinda I was a little confused by all of your actions all season, but now I understand and Ramona's like well, she's so far but with everything else, okay? You're for China even talks, okay? She's got a talking vagina guy and during the sake you are obsessed with it for China Ramona

You really got to look at that gotta look at that. So then to renders like you know this girl's struggling through probation you know and remember to be union with the wind is trying to struggle and the Ramona is saying oh you're drinking on the side. You're drinking on the side. Yeah because because Leo's like you know Ramona says things to hurt people and that's when to renders like yeah just go struggling with probation you said she's still drinking this polo and polo and and you tried to ruin Luan I'm like can we roll the footage of how you also were just like a wretched monster to Luan who admittedly was a monster in her own way That same season, but don't act like oh poor Luan you were terrible too, too

Let's roll that beautiful bean footage You were terrible to it too. Let's roll that beautiful bean footage. Whoa, I'll be stupidly. Whoa, I'll be stupidly. Yeah, I'm pretty, I don't know that commercial. No, I don't know that commercial. Wait, let's roll that beautiful bean footage. Whoa, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

I've been watching a lot of HDTV, so I'm having to sit through the commercials because I'm watching it on demand and that fucking being commercial comes on I'm not seeing that beautiful bean footage. I think I've seen I've heard that phrase I think I've seen a commercial but not nothing. No, that's whatever this weird ragtime is But thank yes, I'll beani the bean rag time into the show then we get that in there roll that beautiful bean footage

la la ble ble ble ble ble ble ble ble baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa i just have that edited out just have that edited out haha viva la bean viva haha

shut up um so then Ramona's like you what? uh at least I don't lie like other people during this like, you know what, there's another blanket statement with no facts. Just like your skin is asalions renewal and all that. It's a facelift Romona. Why can't you just sit me, didn't it, the facelift? So Andy, who has clearly been trying to stay away from asking people about what like like their face lips

Or at least like to tamper it down. He's like, okay, all right. All right. It's been brought up twice I have to ask now. Did you get a facelift and Ramona the worst lawyer in the world is No She was like does a slow blink and like she like pushes her like head into her neck and she's like she sits on her chair Like like she's on her chairs If she's watching like a scary movie she's She's like just me Kids people care with you

And It's like you know what just just be honest from one was like you just be honest She's just the only you got a face like you get laid by giving man Every night this was this moment was so savage between the two of them It's like just be honest you drink all the time just be honest you get laid by random men every night Just be honest. I like to drink. Oh, don't be with your 60 friends and leave my friends alone. They can't stand you They think you're wretched and when and Sonia at the same time go 50 friends 50. Yeah, I was 50. Don't get rid of that bonus 10, okay And during this like because they can't stand you you know that none of those friends can even stand you Ramona

I'm just just so well the shit you think you're wretched Well, the shit they think you're wretched They're gonna go get like cocktails later that night. Yeah, it was a good time. Yeah, yeah, we really got some good stuff I mean, it's like it is like the most savage show on TV. It's like amazing how savage this show is I think it's like it's like the it's also like the golden girls right like the golden girls They were so savage to each other right Geez that's what they're on is like kill what the overminds me myself, okay? She beats her drummer, okay? She what I beat my trumpet shit Right I beat my drum I beat all my servants. Oh, sorry antiquated my staff. I call them drummers now

You know she self-made I'm self-made she has no ex-husband-made. She has no ex-husband who supported her. I have no ex-husband who supported her. She has no husband or guy who ever supported her. I have no rich boyfriend. She has a daughter who's like a best friend. I have a daughter who's like a best friend. She looks ageless. Oh, I look ageless. You know, we're like basically the same person except I'm wiser, okay? And did you catch it? She goes, you know, what? You shouldn't have a rich boyfriend you supported her or some rich husband who died who supported her? I was like, oh, God! I did not hear the rich husband who died part. That is low, geez.

And during it just doesn't even, there's so nasty to each other, it doesn't even really register. I can't. Oh. You know during this, like, all right. It's amazing. That's the least of my problems. And then Liz, like, well, I guess I during this like all right It's the police in my problem and then this like well, I guess I just like I felt this like maternalness from you And then like I got taken away and like real really triggered something in me. Oh, let me guess did a trigger

Oats and brand and honey and sugar all so does Remember I was like yo what come in come here. She's like opens her arms and starts walking They do this weird elbow bump where they is like all right, this is bullshit, but I'm gonna do it for the story And during the goes oh here they come and he's like yeah the health guys are coming guys nice job Oh here they come and he's like yeah the health guys are coming guys nice job. Oh God it's so funny. It's so funny. Also, I love we didn't mention it I loved that Sony told us that the the young hipster from the fashion show still calls her She's like, oh yeah, and Luann tried to pull me off the young and you know, I was like I love that I love that. I love that guy that he is calling so yeah, Emily is like oh, yeah

She's made out with like lots of those guys Some of you just passed herself around that party. Oh my god That was one of the greatest scenes in the history of house her just walking in there like don't be scared at a bite Like a bunch of young hipsters. Oh my god. I Probably look like your grandma, huh? Anyway, so funny. Well, next week we'll be back with Part 3, so sad. And on Monday, we got some Potomac.

If you're not watching Potomac, you're really missing out because there's pretty much number two behind New York in terms of hilarity. And there's a parrot involved. And we got a full slate of, well, what do we actually don't have a full slate? Well, we're changing things up next week because we don't have Beverly Hills. So keep stay tuned for what we will be putting on instead. Yeah, we have no idea. Actually, if you guys are on Instagram, just comment below this post on Instagram, the Real Housewives of New York recap. And tell us if there's something you want us to recap, not 90 day fee,

I'd say. Not not doing that. We know you guys want that But girl, I'm sorry. I got 90 day gays for that. It's too much 90 day gays are great. They fill that industry Yeah, we we have so there we have some contenders that were thinking about but we'd love to hear about what you guys have to say But anyway enough about that. Thank you guys so much. This has been a crazy week for us Oh, we got blocked by jacks, which is also great. What an honor. Yeah, we sure did. Yeah, he saw that we, when we said on watch happens live that we weren't blocked by anyone, I think he decided to like do us the honor. Yeah. So we were blocked while he was simultaneously talking about what bullshit it is that sportscasters can't speak their mind for fear that they'll be canceled

AKA like dropped. And then like the first thing he does is you know like band people. So anyway, uh, he went like he went crazy. I mean he banned our watch what crap is he banned me personally, personally, then he went to Twitter and banned our block does personally on Twitter as well. I was like, geez, I didn't even know I followed Jack's. I just happened to look because he made a comment on some other like overheard by celebrities that said someone said, oh, I was an overheard by celebrities. I feel like I'm a celebrity. And someone said, oh my God, that's pathetic. And he said, yeah, just like podcasters who think they went on TV so they're famous now.

And I was like, what did we do? Just like wannabe models, just like bartenders who are on TV, I think that they're famous. You're a reality star, you. Yeah, give me a break. You made your name by like literally selling your cornhole to old men in Miami, Jask. What the fuck, yourself? You messed with the wrong bitches.

Actually, we really do. Actually, we really do. We really do. But it's cute. And I really wish that I could see what Brittany is putting corn on tonight Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I can't see how she's using that taco That taco packet this weekend. Yeah, all right. Go fuck yourself the rest of you love you

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