Watch What Crappens - RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip

Episode Date: September 26, 2020

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really liking it. So if you haven't seen that, check it out on Netflix and then listen to our recap we posted it yesterday. Yeah, my octopus teacher. Okay. Hi. Oh, tonight, the conclusion of the real housewives of New York's Indian's Aaron Fabrics. Let's do this. So here we are part three of the reunion and have we mentioned that Andy gets the biggest shaft in this Reunion because he has to sit on the side of all the leaves instead of in the middle of them and every time He talks to them. He's like You would think that you would think they would give him a swivel chair for crying out loud every time he has to throw to camera Yes, like turned to the side like oh

Yeah, it's like it's like give him a swivel please. I can't they just use the The camera across from him that they're doing the the front shot from I yeah, I don't understand I mean you just saw how I looked when I turned around as not the side I need to be seen from not that he looks bad I just feel like oh my god He shouldn't have to worry about his bet midler posture right now like I would have to worry about my bet pop Middler pro I've seen enough I've seen enough episodes of the view to know that whoever sits at the end spot Which is currently Megan McCain gets screwed because he just see like you said you see the posture

You see them slumping over you just see all the bad angles and and he has made it this far with by having total posture Privilege when in terms of the camera. He's always straight on. So I guess in a certain way, I am maybe not feeling bad because I'm like now he gets to see what the others feel like when they get stuck with that awful side view. But then I'm also like, just give him an Eames chair or something so we can just like rotate to camera because it was sort of strange. He sort of had to like turn and be like come it up next I have an extra so he tells us as any average watcher can tell you this is more than just entertainment

it's an anthropological experience now talk about language getting good I actually had to look up anthropology because anthropological to me is like when you're with your girlfriend at the Grove and you have to go to that fucking store anthropology that's spelled wrong and just look at like $30 door knobs which I always buy every time I'm in there. I'm like, you know what? I could use a crystal door knob and then you bring it home

and you try to put it in but then the bar between the door knobs is like this long and there's no door on earth that day. Okay, it's not a council door and I fall for it every single time. I, I actually hate anthropology unless they want to be our sponsor but I actually hate anthropology. I get depressed when I walk in there. I don't know what it is. It's just there's something about it that bothers me. I feel like it, I, you know, it's just a story that's not meant for me. And I maybe I just feel rejected. Because usually in any story I find something for me,

at some point of interest. I do not look at the big door knobs and the little cabinet knobs. They have cookbooks, they have cookbooks, but it's always like cookbooks that annoy me. It's always like some like, I don't know, it's like a lady on a cover, like holding a muffin and it's something like muffins from the heart. And I'm like, I should like that, but I'm annoyed right now that it's an anthropology.

Yeah, I hear you. So anyway, it's anthropological experiment and it's because of how they talk. Okay, anthropology is a study of human cultures. That's right. The behaviors. Well, that's right. Exactly. of human cultures. That's right. It's right exactly. And then we get a super cut of her most saying, sorry, sorry, you know what? I'm sorry, you just were to say, oh I'm sorry,

sorry, sorry, it's that simple, Kai, sorry, sorry, sorry. I love the low-remoney dance when she's like really mad, and she like pumps her shoulders a little bit, so sorry, okay, sit. So we get her to say sorry. Why does take them 12 seasons to discover that Ramona? So sorry, every single scene. Sorry. And sorry, it's a long tie. Sorry, let's face it, and sorry.

It's a sword. And then Sonia's thing that she says over and over is catch a dick apparently, which I guess I never noticed that. I've never noticed that. I also didn't notice the Luan one which was like a really bizarre but like really satisfying super cut of her saying, come on girls, come on let's go. All right girls we're going downstairs. All right girls, guess what?

I'm coming out of the basement, spider bit me. Come on girls, time to go. Ladies, the soup is getting cold. Shrimp, let's get down to ladies. Come on. Which is always me, right? Whenever we're out, I finish my last fight and I'm like, Brits is check, I want to go.

Immediately now. Where are we? No, no, that's different. That's ejecting. My friend, Aseem, does that also. He always wants to eject. As soon as he's done with dinner, he's like, let's go. Yeah.

You get like that for sure. It's actually really funny because you start tapping the table I make yeah, you're like trying to be polite. You're trying to be polite. You're like You know, but like I can see you just want you're like ready like you're like this activity over a wire missile here Yeah, but then But I think Luan's not like oh, I have to eject Luan is like well We have we have reservations at 9 p.m. It's 8.55, but we have to be there what must always be on time unless it's your own Capere show and my right girls am I right?

Viva la diva shut up. So she's basically a mix between you and me. That's actually correct. Yeah Carat and then Durinda he is the thing. Now he is the thing. Now he is the thing. Can you imagine? He is the thing. Imagine. He is the thing. Like, can you imagine? He is the thing. Imagine. He is the thing. Can you imagine? Yeah. Uh, I think apparently I say here's the thing also. Some listeners have posted on Twitter that like,

I have said he's the thing. Yeah, he's the thing. Here's the thing. He is, he is. So, Dorenda is also like me. I like that. Wow. There's a goal.

And then when we're drunk, Dorenda's like me. So there you goal. And then when we're drunk, Jared is like me, so there you go. And then Leah's thing is just smelling. She just sniffed things a lot. Yeah, that was funny. She's just sniffing. She's like a bass at hand or something, just sniffing out the clues.

So she smells things and everyone's cracking up at their little thing and Ramona's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! and um... everyone's cracking up at their little thing and Ramona's like A yeah, it's one of our five cents. So And then Donnie from Ann Arbor says Dorenda almost has a European way of speaking when she says here's the thing I'm like is that a European? No, that's not a European thing. That's where is Donnie? Donnie, where are you? What is your exposure to Europe? That's the European thing. Here's the thing! Here's the thing.

You patch the tube down the road. So she's like, no I don't know who the fuck Donnie is. But Donnie better bake it the fuck up with him! So and he's like, oh Celia from Nashville says, Luan, you're always trying to keep the ladies on track. Are you the peacekeeper, Mahomo? I was like, oh, I don't know. I don't know that Luan out of anybody in the cast

should be known as the one trying to keep everything off track. Okay, I know that it's been a while, but she did. But I wouldn't say that I'm the killer. I wouldn't say that I'm the peacekeeper, but I am someone that people look to for inspiration. I am something of an icon in my own community. The capray community really. So if that's what being a peacekeeper is,

then by golly I am one. And I'd like to say that I am actually the one who speaks the most European, because I can sometimes speak French Bonjour. Would you please roll that clip again of me taking my father all over the world and I'll list the cities again in case anybody's curious about who's been to Europe more, all right? Uh, we may remember a certain one-off episode of before they were housewives starring yours truly. And I did talk about spending many years in Gastard, so I think that we all know who is the most European of

the Europeans here. Am I right, am I right, girls? Leftly from Lankerton was, no, ladies are any two words more useless than Ramona's? I'm sorry. You know what, it's better to say I'm sorry than to be a denial. That's why whenever I see coronavirus I'm like I'm sorry you're a virus, okay? Because I don't deny it. I just apologize. Zonia, what's with catching a dick?

Do you think saying it enough makes it appear? And she's like, you know what? Andy, here's what it is. You just, you project. And what was happening was I wasn't, I was eating so much, I just wasn't getting any dick, Andy. So that's why I said it a lot. Let me tell you, I don't know where people's insecurity comes

from with eating and getting dick. Okay, I'm a chubby person. Dicks always want to be gotten, okay, no matter what weight you are, no matter what you look like, there is a dick somewhere that wants to get in you, okay? So yeah, Dix will always, Dix will always, it's like trickle down economics, I guess.

A dick has one line and it will always trickle down to you. Yes, some trickle down economics. Yes. Trickle down economics. Yes. They're always good to you. Invest in the dick. If you want to lose weight,

they'll like trickle down to you. If you want to lose weight for your own reasons, like for example, I would love to sit comfortably in a plane seat and not get dirty looks from everybody who passes my seat. That would be nice. Now, to get dick, no, it's not to get dick. I'm basically like a half-lick chit-z roll

sitting on a park bench, okay? A dick with a fly, you know? The flies will always crawl all over that thing. They don't know the difference. They're just dicks. They're just, they're just dicks. Dicks, you know, stupid. There's an entire sporting goods store based on it. Okay. So anyway, look at how much dick that dicks gets. Every dick out goes to dicks. Literally, you know how much dick probably happens in the back rooms of Dick's Sporting is good, right? Like it's just like an advertisement. Yeah, no, it's not to think about.

So, we start talking dick picks and, um, excluding Leah from obvious reasons, let's talk about who gets the most dick picks and everyone says Ramona, I don't know, I don't care. You look at my girlfriend, some of mean pictures of Richard Nixon, okay? So, to get a lot of dick pics. I'm not a criminal, okay? And we get this flashback of Sonia from like two years ago when she got a dick pic and three years ago,

whenever it was, and then she's like, she's like, yeah, yeah, I got that dick pic and Durinda actually tried to backtrack his number to find out who it was. Because you know, I actually liked his day core in his apartment. I liked it a lot. And the way I was like, you mean you liked his dick core, then write that down. That goes in Marry Falkill, dick core, dick core, DICC. Do you have your pen?

Do you have your pen? Well, moving on, she's been called the singer, singer, and the apologizer, but this season could Ramona be called by anyone? A good friend. Nope. And then we skipped to a Ramona segment. No, I don't know that anybody's really calling Ramona

great friend. So this Ramona segment is so funny. I mean it's price is so good everything every segment is good This show has the best montages So good. You're like sorry. Sorry. I have girlfriends. Okay. I think those ladies don't have corporate So is Ramona and the Hamptons different from Ramona in the city? Yes, okay, because Ramona in the city is played by Caroline Whatsurface from back to the future, okay? And Ramona and the Hamptons has 50 go-friends, okay? Let me tell you what happens, okay? So here's what happened.

The reason why I have a lot of go-friends is because like I'm very popular in the Hamptons. I can't ask. You know what? I didn't ask. I didn't ask you about it. Fine, but you know what though? Ten of my go-friends asked, so I got to answer their questions because I'm popular popular in the hamptons. I can't ask. You know what? I didn't ask. I didn't ask you about it. Fine, but you know what though? Ten of my girlfriends asked, so I gotta answer their questions because I'm popular, okay?

I've got 10 to 20 girlfriends, and then I go, I have 10 to 20 of them, and then I go to dinner parties that have 10 to 20 others, and then I go to others that have 10 to 20, and all those girls, I've probably seen, of the 10 to 20 girls, I've probably seen half of them a dozen times in groups of 10. So at the end of the day, if you have 10 to 20 girls, I've probably seen half of them a dozen times in groups of 10. So at the end of the day, if you have 10 to 20 girls on a train,

like it's going half a dozen miles to see 10 to 20 other girls on another train, how many miles before you have a group of 10 to 20 girls between the both of you? Wow, that was some beautiful mind shit right there Ramona. Now, I'm so in here. You were very triggered when Ramona left her own party in the Hamptons to go to another party the double booker So come on zone you let's talk about that you feel like those were your friends and Ramona's like yeah How many times have you seen Pamela Morgan, right? Pamela Morgan you got a hot ticket Pamela Morgan is like we don't I don't even know who Pamela Morgan is

I'm sure we've met her. I'm sure she has like some nice highlights and a bold, you know, a bold, like Eileen Fisher look. But you know that she smells like a lot of perfume. And she's not to be confused with Pamela Rowland, right? Cause Pamela Rowland is the designer, right? Or is that Pamela Morgan? For sure, she said Morgan, because she said, maybe she said Rowland, but I think she's... No, I heard Pamela Morgan. Yeah, she said Pamela Rowland is the designer, right? Or is that Pamela Rowland? Sure. She said Morgan, because she said, maybe she said Roland, but I think she said.

No, I heard Pamela Rowland. Yeah, she said Pamela Rowland. Pamela Rowland. I'm going to look at the deandras Simmons of this before deandras Simmons was on Dallas. Because remember that reunion, where Leanne lock in and Kerry fought about whose friends with deandras Simmons, who's better friends.

And Kerry's like, well, I was at her wedding. She's like, I was in the wedding. Well, I was there while I was in it. Well, Pamela Morgan is the new deant maybe Pamela Morgan next season. I think this is like a huge Pamela Morgan moment because There's a lot of fighting over her who is friends with Pamela Morgan, you know, yeah, and she's like how many times you've even seen Pamela guy And Sonya stands up. she goes, you know what? I see you remote And then we cut to commercial and then we'll come back from commercial

We're Monday's like, you know what I've seen Pamela walking 15 times You know what and how many times have you seen her in the past two months in 15 times You know what? And how many times have you seen her in the past two months? It's been 15 times. It's been 15 times in groups of 10, when I go to dinner parties with 10 to 20 people and of those 10 to 20 people, one of them is often Pamela Morgan. Depends, okay? I mean, I see her all the time.

Who even cares? I don't work as hard as it out of this YouTube Ramona. It's like, yeah, she's standing by the auntie. She goes down under and darandandah goes see that's a day Gandhi I'm talking about you so need that day. It's a remonet that I don't know what I don't have a husband my girlfriends are everything okay And so and Sonya's like no one air has a husband All single yeah,, you know what?

Listen, then Sonny has this whole thing to you. Okay, so where are these people gonna be? Which is you and me? Just two for one, Martini's at Burger Heaven. Just you and me at Burger Heaven, not them. They're using you for your pocketbook fun. But me, we're getting Martini's at Burger Heaven. I'm like, what's Burger Heaven?

Why are you going for two for one, Martini's at Burger Heaven? I don't know, but I love it because that's another housewives thing because the most famous at least to me Giff of Kyle Richards from real housewives of Beverly Hills is walking under the sign of the hamburger heaven for a pump party or whatever Yeah, the pump party So Ramona's like, you know what I work out, okay? You know what I work out with I work out, okay? You know what? I work out with them. I work out boots. I met her in her house at a cooking party, okay?

She's like, they don't care about you Ramona. They're using you. They're the hundred dollar fun people. You know what I said to the hundred dollar fun? I said, fuck you. That's what I said. I've got to get my water turned back on. So the Andy goes, so who here doesn't think that Ramona sounds like an

asshole when she talks about her friends. Ramona does that thing that you talked about how she goes like when she doesn't like a question she pretends like she's got a son-in-a-rise. What was that? What was that? It's like Ramona, your indoors, the suns did not break into the studio. What was that questioning Andy? What was that question? What? She goes, oh oh what and they're in the house Oh, we you're what I'm 60 years old, okay? I've cultivated those girls since I was 25 Okay, I hang out with them birthdays holidays brisks bra mitz fuzz Tees die a coax

Bormit, fuzz, tees, diet cocks, swim, Chip launches, Siu openings, New flavors of Kit Katz when they come out, we go to those parties together. So he goes, oh, that's Steve from Anna, that's really deep. Lohan just yaw, just, oh, sorry, this isn't quite as entertaining as my cabaret show So Andy Asliya if she spot a fake purse

Because Ramona's like you what I have a real Gucci Okay, stop calling things big And so I can see the huge cheese on her bag and I just knew as fake Andy Yeah, and and Ramona's like you know what they're all real and so he was trying to turn try to town I also like to get that excited over giving a bag. It's like you've never seen a bag before You know what it was present. Okay, you know, I love presents. I'm excited. I'm sorry

I'm like a little kid. I'm sorry. I'm like a little kid I'm sorry. My's this one time as little girls like Christmas time. Okay, and I was like I wonder what Santa's gonna Give me okay. I wonder if Santa's come down to chimney and give me a present My mom said Santa's not real. It's just your father and he hates you And then Jolene Parsmith came in with a sock with a sock and do it in my face And said there's your Christmas for the rest of your life. You stupid little this day never got into present Kai. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I got a little excited That some friends actually got me a gift Kai Okay

It was present okay on the presents. I was like I also I also liked her defending her friendship with Maria Maria who I thought we were gonna see like a ton of this season But we only saw her in that first episode. Like Maria came in that first episode like, I'm Maria, yes, and she's like cracking jokes and getting into the mix and we never saw her again. And so, during this, during this like, you never know these women, you just met these women and Rose like, well, like, who, who did I just mean? I've cultivated these friendships, okay? But what about Mary? Mary, oh you mean Maria? She's at my house every day.

Maria comes to my house every day. She's one of my 10 to 20 girlfriends who gather in the group of 10s at my house every single day. And Maria, don't know her last name, don't even know who she is really. But she comes every day and I try to make a vacuum of my flaws and she never does. She says, I'm not a maid, I'm a friend.

And I say, whatever you say. And then I never talk to her ever since that okay It's like the female first and very old guy She leaves when I say do what you gotta do So and he's like Ramala, why would you call a friend? Heavy Which has a gay that's basically like committing murder You know, he's like this is the most dramatic question question he's ever asked anybody like you called your friend fat Ramona and she's like yeah you know what?

Look me and Sony have these full-duty bodies okay we go up and down and suddenly goes well here's like a little app right now My friends tell me to say Ramona you can't wait she know what? Sonsia game to Japan Yeah, well guess what? The moment she said I gained a few pounds, that's when I started eating more. I started taking the snacks, eating the more, and more and more and guess what?

Soon I stopped having regular sex with my Netflix and chill guy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, if you can't be honest with the friend, who can you be honest with, okay? And Daryl is like, she's fat shaming is what she is. That was a fat shaming thing. So, you know, Andy, I was ashamed. I was so ashamed that I cried. Oh, you know what? And now you lost it. There you go.

Welcome. It's like, yeah, I had to go to the desert and get connected with my spiritual side, Andy. Listen, all I said is that maybe she's lose a few pounds, alright? Well, maybe I should get a friend who's a little more compassionate, Mona. Well you know, I just, you know, I just know you don't want to buy new clothes because you're kind of poor. Unlike me, he's pretty wealthy. You know, wealthy in terms of both money and in terms of friendships tend to 20 gatherings. So that's what I was thinking about, alright. And he makes us face, she goes. So it's like Durrida you gave Elise a lot of grief for defending Ramona, but half of Sonia been doing that for Ramona for years. And she's like, you know what, some

you're the flip flop. All right. You know that Elise had it. She's been coming around telling us Ramona was being mean to was she wasn't't sure why and then we get the sad Alisa audition clips Although not not before Luann gets another day again. Yeah, so there's always defending Ramona even when she's wrong Wrong about so many things like I don't know putting our cabaret star in the basement of her spider-filled house Oh, it's time for commercial. it's time for a crap and sco- Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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It's official. Elise has left the building. Yeah, but she is still posting on it, posing on Instagram like this. Hi, I'm Elise. I've got my arm on my head. So, um, so during this like, still to this day, I don't know what you fell out. She's a black widow, okay? what I knew it and I didn't listen to myself Which Sony is a little bit larger than the rest of ours okay, yeah, so Sony is basically trusting Perry Mason over there guy God has a lot to say that's all I'm saying okay, so

to say that's all I'm saying okay. So, uh, so Ramona's basically like, you know what? She said, I'm gonna come on the show, and then if these, and none of these girls have your back, but I'm gonna have your back and guess what? She betrayed me after I betrayed her, I couldn't even believe it okay? And then he's like, so you wanted to have blind loyalty to you? Who doesn't, okay.

He's like, not be blind loyal. And so he's like, so she's basically the barba cave this season. Are you and barba cave friends anymore, Lou? And she's like, no, and to show you how unhappy I am with her, I'm gonna adjust my bracelets here for a moment. And these are friendship bracelets that belong to everyone but Barbara K. I love the Luann has bracelet adjustment whenever she's upset. Well, well these accessories need tending to you right now and obviously they're more

important than Barbara and her stupid lady hammers. So Andy's like, well that's too bad. That was a long friendship. It's terrible to think that our little show may have ruined it. And she's like, well, it was her doing. And then we see a flashback of Barbara on the couch being like, well, Luanne, you're not a del or anything. I mean, this is nothing to lose a friendship over.

I'm just like, in my mind, Luanne fully dropped Barbara as a friend after Barbara said she wasn't a del. Like, that's what that's about, right? Yes. And I don't care who you are if somebody tells you, I mean, you're no Adele. Fuck you! What kind of thing is that to say? I don't even care if you're talking about my driving skills. Well, I mean, you're no Adele, Ronnie.

But still get the fuck out of there. I'll ask you to hear their number of dollar bills. Yeah, if you say I'm not Adele Rees, also, I will also be mad. I wonder if that's what Elise said to Ramona. I think Ramona You're not a Dell. You know what? I don't want to hear it. Okay. Guess what? I don't want to hello from the other side And the other side says get away from you. Okay. Yeah, who's calling and not getting you man to now, huh? Why don't you go chasing pavements? Okay? hot. Why don't you go chase and pigments, okay?

Hmm. Looan's like, well, it was her doing. Which I thought was really funny. So then Ramona, oh, and Sonny goes, you've got to have loyalty to respect people, Andy. This group. As you stand up, Ramona, who just called you fat. So yeah, yeah. Ramona, you're accused of being friends with people only when it's convenient to you which I

Have to stand up for a moment on this one. I'm kind of not when people are convenient to you But who wants to be friends with miserable people, you know Yeah, I'm people I'm friends with people who are happy who bring me happy energy who have hundred dollar bills in their purse Just in case and drink is like my that's not with friends of four okay It's superficial. I need a friend to shepherd me and journey me through my shepherding journey broken Lurgic has a little shepherd. Sorry, and logic to wool. Okay. Yeah, here's the fun part about Ramona is that she all she wants Our friends that are happy and positive But all she does is make people miserable and negative.

So she's just always gonna cycle through people because she'll never have people who are just always positive, not if they're gonna be friends with her. So Andy asks all the ladies how they're feeling about Ramona. And because I guess Ramona is supposed to be the big villain of this reunion.

I don't, and you know, I don't think she is. I don't think she is either, but it seems like that's what they're going I mean, I think we're just so used to room on the asshole that you know, yeah But I'm just like she's supposed to be the big villain so he's like how are you that was everybody feeling about Ramona now? And so he's like we're family and the only is like I mean, I'll never ruin your backyard again. I'll tell you that Can you get naked Leah? I want to I want to see you naked get naked. again. I'll tell you that. Can you get naked, Leah? I want to see you naked.

Get naked, okay? Get naked. Look, I'm fun. I'm not just like a mom. I'm also a best friend. I always tell every, get naked, every get naked. We're like, go friends, together. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Can we talk about salary for a minute? So the big news was that Leah was not going to return or she was refusing to film Because for her first season she got three grand in episode which is Terrible. I mean that's terrible. Yeah, that's a great amount of value that she brings to that show Well anybody being on TV you should make more than three thousand dollars in episode. That's crazy So then she went back and supposedly her new deal is six thousand dollars in episode So I say that is still bullshit six times So then she went back and supposedly her new deal is $6,000 an episode

Six times so that would probably be let's say they do let's say they do like 14 episodes Okay 14 to I don't know, but six how does it say 20 this is episode 24 Okay, so six times 20 is gonna be 120,000 I don't like it so you're in $100,000 24 is $144,000. That is pathetic. Now what I love, I'm $144,000. I think $144,000 of course I would.

I'm not an idiot. Yes. But for being on a TV show, I think she should be getting these 500, don't you? Well, yeah, I think in terms of like how much value is she bringing to Bravo, in terms of viewers and chatter, social chatter, and what sort of advertising they can get because of her.

So, yeah, I do. I would have to say, I think she should be at least at 10,000 in episode. I'm saying it. I said to minimum 10,000. And I think that at least should get, like, at least 30,000 per episode. And I say that mainly because she probably will be in negative three episodes, so they'll actually make money off of the lease.

And they can give it to Leah. I want Justice for Elise. I find Elise to be totally fascinating. I want her to just float around in the background. She's like a ghost, you know? Just like those eyes. She's like transfixed. I just love when she just floats through a scene and then she tries to like

Add some sizzle to it you are a fish and Significant and from only just one that's very yes. Yeah, Ramona's just learned just not and I think this about ghost stories to because I'm I was just watching a ghost story that loves love craft country on HBO Mm-hmm, and I was like, just ignore them. Like, what do they really do? I mean, of course, some of them kill you, okay? Okay, I get that. But most of us just ignore you.

And they're like, Blah, just ignore them. Nobody wants to perform for it. I'm just like, it's retirement out there in the go away. Hello, this is Elise Sloan. And I'm here with the review of Lovecraft Country. I tune in because I was expecting to see a show about crafting in the countryside

and the love for it that we all have. Much to my surprise, it's about worms attacking people in the racist countries. I was non-pressed. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. This is at least Sloan with Hot Take TV. So we come back and we're freshly sanitized and ready for more. So we go into the century 21 segment, which is just depressing as hell, because we all know the century 21 is gone now.

So this whole, this whole episode is like, I don't know. It's like watching the beginning of Mary Tyler more like Mary Tyler more has just made it. She throws her hand, you know her hat up in the air and you're like, oh, she's dead. You know, like it makes you sad now, you know? I wasn't, I didn't think that's where you were going to go with it, but I mean, I got that. It's like watching any else to come.

It's like watching the Golden Girls. And you're like, you're like, this is sad in a certain way if you think about it. Um, so Sonya though, so Sonya still like, she's still as hope and she's like, you know, I have to start to pinch myself because it's been such a long haul, I've been on a long haul, it's been an overhaul. You know what, when you pinch yourself, the good news is that you got more room to pinch yourself

because of your gut, okay? Just being a supportive friend, you said we were like family. So I'm like, you know what, I've been in the fashion business for years and the fact that Sonia has two major retail stores and she got them both to close down after 100 years. Wow, that's an accomplishment. King me? Yeah, of course your mother makes it about her in the first two seconds of the segment.

And Luanne's like, well, I was so proud to see her that I actually bought one of her dresses just kidding. I took one and occasionally tell myself off with it after a shower. Well, I said, you know what, I'm buying this because soon it'll be time for my Halloween cabaret show and I need a costume, so this was perfect. I think the biggest news here is that Luan paid for something ever at a store.

Okay. So Andy's like, well, I thought it was come the cool, I thought it was kind of cool after watching you all these years. I mean, let's think about his sonia. Your toaster never came to fruition. And she's like, oh, yeah, you know, Andy, I mean, my toaster is just ready to go. Just, you know, it just has all these things that come with it. And I just need a hang tag for each thing, you know Yeah, it was like the best of Sony's excuses like every reunion why nothing happened Well, you know, I need time to meditate and I've got the the abundance candles and a Viva sitting right here next to me And I'm just like petrified who can focus on work when she's next to you am I right and people just keep asking me for things

Addy, I mean Sonia Sonia Sonia Soniaia, Sonia, Sonia, we want a candle. Sonia, we want wine in a can. I'm just have to think about it. What's Sonia's the one? What is Sonia's the one who comes up with a coronavirus vaccine? Like she just tumbles into the greatest success of mankind. Yeah, it's probably that like 90 year old mannies in her basement. You know, there's like some kind of bacteria that grows in Newman's own. Well, you know, I was, I came down with coronavirus and I was so parched, I'm all the coffee and

I just took a drink of that brown eyes, I was my last resort and I'm cured. My fridge is the, is the, is the key to success for mankind. I would, I would like to say I'm sad that we didn't get to see any of the Nigerian football thing footage because I know. I think that's pretty much the best so he's like and here you are in a store you satisfied It's like quote Andy. I Teach my daughter these aren't mistakes. You're making there are sexually transmitted diseases and sometimes they happen Or babies we can always deal with that Andy and I've made very many connections and it's nice to finally be in a mall and not pregnant with an STD. That's what I'm saying, Andy. I always tell my daughter in life, you don't make mistakes, you just create applications for desert retreats. That's what I say. That was Gorola Effective Century 21. And she's like, well, all my sales are great.

But, too, Fendi, it's very tough for fashion. And Lee is like, I mean, right now, that cashmere suit you wanted me to wear, you know, the ugly, fungly disgusting fucking thing you wanted to put on me. Now it would sell, because like, no one's wearing dresses. Yeah. Well, yeah, everything, all my stuff is sold out.

I mean, admittedly, I only had about 10 items online in the first place, but it's all sold out to 10 very lucky urchins. And the breath of the townhouse, where's that stand? And she's like, well, it went from 10.4 to 8.5 Andy, but it does have two backyards, 4700 square feet, and little markings wherever my dogs have pooped over the years. Andy, it's a very special place. It's a very hot listing on Rat Sillo all of them want to move in. So during this like we should just have Bravo Red didn't move them in the season.

I'm not opposed by the way. I'm like everyone all the Roni women just move into Sony this townhouse and just get stuck there for you know 12 weeks while you film. And then you can let me let Liz. I'm sort of like summer house meets like, um, summer house. Summer house. Summer house. Summer house.

Summer house. Summer house. So they ask, um, Sundance says that she hasn't been getting laid because she's been so focused on her daughter. But now that she's a sophomore in an Ivy Leaf school, it's time for Mama to get some dick, Andy. Ha, ha, ha. So now finally, Durinda and her anger. So we see Durinda being a crazy angry mess.

And then Andy's like, so looking back, Durinda, did this season end in a better place than you started and Spoiler alert the answer should be no, okay, it's no, right? Yeah, the question was so harsh is Jack says Dorenda, you said to Sonya there's nothing care free about me anymore And I'm not nice to anyone and then you proved it And she's like, you know what, Andy, I was more of a wellness season than ever.

And you know what? I'm sorry there was a house flooded, there was John, then I went and broke a rib, then Lucky died. You know what, I couldn't catch a break, I was angry. And I definitely projected it

and I couldn't cope. And I'm really sorry that everybody else forced me to be me to them because it said fucking boy, right? You can't do anything to themselves! I don't even- It's like, okay, so you still take zero responsibility for anything else. Yeah, that's basically what you're saying. Exactly.

And the thing that made me most sad and most upset is that, I know you're so well-remona, and I was angry, and I was struggling, and I felt like you made it worse, okay? You never called me worse. Outside the the show you never took me to dinner just like all those times I called you know I called tinsley and took her to dinner Not actually I didn't do I thought about doing that But you didn't even think about doing that for me Okay, and all you did was remind me the whole time but how angry I was okay at which point Ramona like

Pulls open a drawer because this reunion has drawers She pulls that and she pulls out this entire stack of papers Yes, and she and she's like you know what I texted you every day here at the text. Okay. These are the text She's no, I didn't know that you texted me when it was over you think it was over I didn't want it when it was over. I was over. I wanted to have I wanted one was happening I you think it was over, and I didn't want it when it was over, I wanted it happening. I just think it's funny because, A, like why are you trying to find useful friendship out of Ramona?

You should know better by now. And B, all the things that you are complaining Ramona didn't do for you are the things that you did not do for Tinsley. And you got mad at Tinsley. Well, she wasn't real at first. She ain't Tinsley, but the thing that bugs me is that she's, first of all, she's trying to pretend that she's crying and she's not crying.

The question was, you've been a monster this season. Takes some accountability. And instead of doing it, she turns it to what a bitch Ramona is. And she's yelling at Ramona for all this shit Ramona did to her, but she's the one who screamed at Ramona all these times. Why in the hell would Ramona text you

and say, do you want to go to dinner? When you got her current events and scream at her in front of her friends and call her a bitch and a slut and all of this other stuff, you're off your rocker lady. Yeah. So I'm standing for Ramona. I mean, that's how Ramona's not great here.

I mean, Ramona could have been a better friend for sure, but Durinda also, like she just has taken like no accountability. She takes sort of like convenient accountability, you know? So D'Arenda says she's like, you know, she would have been, if Ramona had pulled her aside and like checked in on her, she would have been in a place to hear it. And now she like, she was on the phone with Sonia and Leah and she cried to both of them, et cetera. And Andy's like, but would you have been able to hear it? I mean, Luanne tried to talk to you about it and you wouldn't hear it then.

You know, let me see a flashback of Druby. Okay, you know what, Luanne? Thank you. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you were so mean, you get so angry. You're so angry all the time to me and I'm just a diva, Viva la diva, but I'm a nice diva. Okay, you mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And she's like, well, Lou, I felt bad about, you know,

I mean, Lou was coming from a good place. Sorry, Lou, but Ramona was just, you know what? You know, she was just waiting to get me. You felt that, Lou, during that, you screamed at Ramona every fucking time you saw her and started fights with her every time you saw her And then says she's waiting to call you angry. It's like you're angry and then your mad at someone calls you angry And Lee is like yeah, it just doesn't feel genuine

I mean like when you first broke up with John, I realized you were in pain I mean he weren't admitting it. I said you was terrible You were terrible And he's like well, it's interesting you hold Tim's Lee to a higher standard of, you know, doing everything on the show, but you didn't share your pain about John on the show. So, just like, I did, and I did it on the show. I did everything. And he's like, but you just said you wanted to remonted the contact you off the show.

So, like, I wanted it to say Dorenda. I love you, Dorenda. That's how it works. They're both not really quite saying it, right? Because I mean, I think Dorenda has somewhat of a point like we're real friends. So like, she should be checking out for me even when the cameras aren't on.

He wasn't saying I wanted to keep it off camera. But that being said, Andy is right. Because Dorenda was coming down in Tinsley for sort of like not being emotionally honest on camera or like not wanting to like Like let all this out on camera about Scott and now here's D'Ariinda saying how she kept this all inside and how by the way last episode She was to set she alluded to the fact that she's getting someone didn't want to share it So like it is hypocritical and and she doesn't really She doesn't really acknowledge that.

And I actually have no problem with her, like, wanting to keep things off camera. I just think it's like wrong for her to just go so hard in the paint for tinsley about the same stuff. Yeah, and so Ramona's like, well, you know what? What's tinsley? Left the show? D'Rinta made me a punching bag. And she came to my home for conversation and cocktail. And she said such mean things to me and the and during this like

Shown for it. Yeah, we some show for here's a thing So you know what she doesn't let it go so I was like you know what? Okay fine and then this one So this is the day after dinner and she said you know what Pomona I made you a mixtape okay With all your favorite songs cuz we're friends. I said okay You know what thanks for the mixtape and Sonya goes it was a cry for help You know what she sent me this she sent me this text it was the day to shit it on me Maybe feel terrible cry? Okay, but then she made a a mistake and this I'm sorry because I'm a very forgiving person.

Okay, then oh, here's a text from after the Halloween party when she was terrible to me. Okay, she wrote Ramona. I don't like fighting and we need to get pissed this. And so like we can continue positively. So let's have fun this weekend. I wrote, you know what? I love you to Rinda. There's nothing I would not do for you except be a friend and your friendship means everything to me Accepted not quite as much as other things in my life, okay? Can I finish? Can I finish? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Winder stop it stop it stop it to Rinder she used that to get a free party She uses people Read the text okay read the text five months. Well, I love you. Why are you doing this read the text?

I love you. Why are you doing this read the text? I thought she throws them all over the ground So then we come back and she's so going free to text And Doran is like you know what don't throw things in front of me, please. They're so low class They're so low class. Hey, they class say okay really is it really is so the way I was like oh All right Lou and just let the way it's me comes like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right. Lou Ann, just let Lou Ann speak. I was like, you said very hurtful things to me. Oh yeah, after you said hurtful things to Sonia.

You never, never, never, never, never. She's like, what does me have saying hurtful things to Sonia have anything to do with you saying hurtful things to me? That's not even the same thing. All right. And then in Mexico, you did it again. And look, I know you don't mean it. but I just wanted you to recognize how bad it is, and suddenly he goes, she does. So it just defends anyone just for the fun of it, you know. She made a mix tape if you

ever seen anybody lower. And then, and then you go on to Andy's non-caperatio and he asked you point blank Do you regret what you said to Luan and you said no you didn't even sing it you said it I mean I was like oh my god. Does she have no remorse for the way she talked to me I got my arm now was wrong. Don't you you know watch what you're looking at I mean you can't watch this show and say, oh my God, that was a horrible thing to say to lose. Like, you know what, I don't want to go back to where we were before, which is always what she says.

Now you don't want to go back to where you were before, that's all you do. She always says she doesn't want to go back to where they were before and then when it comes to reconciliation, I just want to go back to where we were before, you know. The to reconciliation, I just want to go back to where we were before it, you know. Yeah. The four, the stuff that you were yelling at her about happened two seasons ago. Yeah.

That case. But Dorenda, if you're harboring all these thoughts, like yachts and an actual harbour, I mean, when you drink, they just come out and it's awful. It's awful here. Dorenda, what would you like to do? Please pick up these papers. Please pick these up. I can't argue with this pumpkin head over here. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what Poisons papers have coronavirus now. Sorry. I've got to sit here. It's like can't touch them So Andy goes he likes scramble and he starts picking them up This is one of my favorite Andy Cohen moments. He just starts picking them up like golem He's like my precious hey my precious cuz he's like oh my god text from Ramona

Yeah, then he spent the next like five minutes just like reading them like oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So he's like you brought up the Giovanni thing the arrest I'm thinking of what I'll always bring up the Giovanni thing Okay the arrest. And so you know what, I always bring up the Giovanni thing. Oh, okay, no it's laughing. Okay, it's not that fun. Oh yeah, I'm kidding. But you know what I think is odd, that Lou wants to lecture me.

When that was between Ramona and I, and she wants to step in and lecture me, when we're such a good, you asked her what Ramona said, and she told you, and then you yelled at her and said at least you'd never gone to prison. Were you even watching this? Well, and also Luan had like a legitimate beef with Durrinda at that moment because Durrinda accused Luan of accusing her that she was like a drunk and Luan literally never said that. Which by the way, I feel like we did, I don't think that was really addressed on this reunion.

Like, Durrinda, did you see how you, it was? Yeah, last week. Dorenda, so do you see that she wasn't, how do you feel about it? Oh, yeah. You see that she wasn't talking about you. She was just repeating what Ramona said, what you asked her to do.

And she's like, well, she's it. She's just the same thing. She just starts going in a loop about how hard it is for her and everyone else is out to get her when she was being so vile. Oh my God. Yeah, so the way I'm like, how could you look at yourself on the show and not say I need to change? How could you? And Dorenda goes, well, you know what? She's just like, here with you with you, the way I do need to change both Runaway. I don't need to change. And Runaway goes, she starts doing air quotes, which didn't make any sense. She goes, why do you have so much anger? Why do you have so much anger? Why do you have so much anger? Like, Runaway, why are you air quoting that? Are you being sarcastic with your question?

Why are you doing that? She's just like, we're asking as a group, okay? The whole group walks to know why do you have so much anger in a group, okay? Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny skyd. Two little bites. Okay, well let's talk to Leo. So what do you think about these crazy women right now? Like what do you think about Dorenda? And she's like, well Dorenda's always been like super cool. And me hold on. Let me sniff her real quick Yeah, she's still pretty cool And I just would like I would rather deal with someone who has anger issues than deal with someone that says horrific things like Ramona has like and I don't think From the Durand is hit below the belt. They're like Well, how low is your belt

Run I'm like, you what she has below the belt with me She says I'm not okay. I'm not I'm not excusing Ramona's behavior But to look at me and to say that D'Rinda has not hit below the belt. I mean, it's ridiculous. I mean, you're looking at me, a star, a star who slept amongst spiders. And you would say such a thing. And D'Rinda's like, you're talking about Ramona, right?

You're just talking about Ramona. And Lee is like, yeah, I mean, the mugshot thing was kind of fucked up, but I stand by what I said. Which is so funny because they just got on Ramona for expecting blind allegiance, you know, and here Leah is giving it to Durinda. So Andy's like, well, I don't think I hear a sincere apology from Durinda, but I did hear defensive retorts to shut everybody down. That was a question from a viewer, not me, because I'm nice with everybody like me.

Okay. I was in pain, Lanzi. When that rib broke and flooded the boat. And Andy's like, were you defensive? I was wounded, I was weak, I was vulnerable, I was a tooth pickin' in Ocean Andy. Which he now kills straw, which kills straws, which kills turtles. So it's kind of a circle of killing in the ocean, Andy. I actually feel like if I were a toothpick in the ocean, I actually would feel pretty good.

I don't think anything's coming for the toothpick. I think like the toothpick is really going to do the most damage. Like if a toothpick, if a fish eats a toothpick, the fish is going to die. The toothpick will then like rise up back up to the top of the ocean. Like I just think a toothpick in the ocean, it's probably very scary and harrowing and you're basically at the whims of the tides. But when else is the toothpick

have any sort of agency in its life? I think a toothpick in the ocean is okay. So then she goes on, Ramona's like, if we just want... Ron is not willing to pick up. Ron is not, it's like, I'm not taking a side off. No, you know what, I'm there with your toothpick. I have nothing to add.

It's case is closed of the defense rests. And to that I say, that was the not the lots one out in Georgia. So, uh, Durinda's like, you know, Ramona, I was in such a damaged place. And she was like, probably she'd taken a season off. Or, didn't I tell you there? I mean, I was on the edge of a nervous breakdown. That's what was happening, Andy. And he's like, Ramona's also, by the way, being horrible to here,

because it always goes back and forth because during the saying, I was in pain and I was hurting and I just like, like if Ramona had just like pulled me aside, right? And Ramona's like, you know what? You didn't tell us you were in pain. You didn't tell us you were in pain. You didn't tell us you were in pain. She's like, because I couldn't.

I was like in that place where I couldn't. And like, Dorenda has a point there too, which is like Ramona clearly sees shoes in pain. No, I'm not, like, I mean, I can't get that. They're both waiting for the other person. Dorenda has been in pain ever since she's been on this show.

It's always something with people like Dorenda. It's always fucking something. They've got an excuse to be abusive to everybody around them. Durinda was being awful this season to Ramona even and everybody and she has no fucking excuse. I don't care. She broke up with John. She didn't get broken up with by John, okay?

I'm not saying that she didn't go through bad things, but people like this are never ending fouts of like bulls. I'm not saying that that's all true. I'm not saying anything that's wrong's all true. I'm not saying anything that's wrong. I'm just saying that when Ramon says well if you just told us it's kind of like such a bullshit thing like oh like if you just told us that would have been a better friend but you didn't tell us oh well. Yeah because in this talk she's saying why are you so you've got to talk about it you're so angry like you're screaming and yelling at everybody. Why don't you

just talk about it with us and do you just keep screaming screaming calling everybody names and sluts and a drunk and everything else And they're saying like why didn't you guys just talk to me? It's like fuck. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's fair I mean the thing is I called you a stupid slut The long I mean long story short Durinda needs someone more than a chiropractor to be her therapist. That's for sure Yeah, she needs more than silver water together to be this one That's for sure. Yeah, she needs more than silver water to get her through this one. So Andy's like so about that intervention at lunch And this is when they were at lunch after there you know going down the well thing or whatever When Durinda took a call from her kid after yelling at everybody for being on the phone earlier Yeah, and that call like on the show it was like guess what mom

I got hired to be like the only librarian or something like that but now it was like it was elevated to like she won an award. Yes, yeah she said she got an award. What was it? I thought it was like on the show she was like guess what mom I got chosen to be a librarian for this professor. Yeah but she said she won the Bell Award or something and so and he's like some sort of like MacArthur Grant, I'm not sure. Yeah, and Lee is like, well, that's different when it's your kid. I mean, that's totally different than being on our computers for work.

I mean, I can see that. They're like, just leave the table then. Then we get into like the table fight. But then by the end of it, Ramon and Duranda of course, you're like, let's bump elbows. We're friends together. Well, yes, well because Yeah, because Andy's talk. Yeah, they're yeah, so lia's

Yeah, basically Like oh, what's we we're friends now, okay? Well, no because base. Okay, so what what what happens is? So they're they're they're hashing this all out. And then Andy starts also, then Andy asks, by the way, why, why do you do the mention, the mere mention of Tinsley's name make you so crazy? And they're like, you know what? I thought it was not authentic, you know? Like, we just, like, we were doing such a good job, and we did such a good job after this, after she left halfway through the season. And I was just like, how was the surprise we were going back? Thereinly it was like all I wanted to do was say, like give credit to like Tensley because she's an important person to me.

And then, and then, Drona's like, I know, and that's what I called you the next day. To say that was very nice of you. I mean, I know that you want camera, but I called you the next day and I made you a mixtape. I made you a mixtape. Oh, yeah. She made a mixtape. Just someone help her. Please. And someone help her.

And so then this guy writes in a question, goes, Dorenda, I am your biggest fan. I have loved you since day one, and I'm begging you to hear this. It's okay to admit that you're wrong sometimes. And so, Andy's like, so looking back at the season, can you give some examples when you think you were wrong? And she's like, well, it's definitely like, you know what, the gate did I chose from my old department, not a good choice in retrospect. I don't like that. And hopefully the new

owners will replace it because they clearly aren't maintaining it right now. So that was a bad choice right there. So I feel bad about that. Yes, I needed more scenes in the cheese store. Okay, that's what I really needed. More scenes in the cheese store Andy. But no, anything else. No, hopefully, you know, by the grace of God, I got through all my drama and 2021

will be a happy year as Johnny goes. Yeah, Tremenda, don't forget, life is a circle and the only way to go is up. Like, uh, except that you're going down half the time. Okay. Yeah. So then Dermanda's, but Dermanda actually is like, well, the one thing that I regret is, like, definitely the stuff with the wind. Like, I, I feel bad about that.

And I, you know, and I feel bad about the thing with you, Leah. And, you know, I feel bad, you know, that like, Ramor and I couldn't come to terms this season because we do have a 20-year relationship And like I just didn't feel like she had my back this season, you know And I don't I don't want to rehash things. I just I just want to start building so this is when Ramona starts doing her She starts lurching over the side of her chisos to bring down I love you, okay? Like let's pretend we're at the end of goodwill hunting It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Okay, to render. I love you, okay? Like, let's pretend we're at the end of goodwill hunting. It's not your fault, it's not your fault. Okay, to render, I love you.

Okay? I don't care what you do to me. I don't care that you're a terrible terrible friend to me. You can kill me. You can stab me in the heart. You can say terrible terrible things to me, because you do it already. And you know what? I'm basically like a martyr here, and all my 50 girlfriends can see it.

I'm the biggest martyr, and I wish they would all chip in for a bag, and they could stuff my ashes into it, because you're going're gonna kill me someday and you know what? I still love you. Okay. I still love you. You know what? I can promise you this I will always ask you for a hundred dollars for my birthday guy So sorry, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know somehow So they finally bump elbows and he's like you can't touch but they do anyway So they finally bump Alba's nanny's like you can't touch but they do anyway And no touching I also like by which is I will always love you always always love you and so he goes like a lease So are we at the end now I'm at the

I don't know you you fully skipped a I don't know what I do. I must have. I don't know. You you fully skipped a Second. I'll just sometimes I'm typing so fast. I select and delete when I'm not even looking. So I Like and then they made up I was like they did do that at a point I went from doesn't seem like you picked the right moment for that fight at the table and then I Want that and we will do it. Ramona says and then they get up to a little Bob. So anything else. Yeah, that's a bunch of stuff that I'm afraid to go ahead.

No, no, that was the gist of it. It basically, I mean, the most important part was when Ramona was was declaring her love for Durrinda while also making herself the victim. I don't care out meany watching me. I'll still love you. She was mean, my god. So Andy's like, All right, well this has been another one for the books. And the months have followed are stranger than bitches. Looking back, what moment would you like to socially distance yourself from?

And which housewife are you most looking forward to hugging? And Ramona's like, yeah, you know what, Leah, when I said things, that you've been crazy by by Paula and I'm trustworthy because you're nutty, nutty on the body, okay? Like, you're one of the craziest people I've ever seen in my life, okay? I shouldn't have said that, okay?

I should have kept it inside. And I can't wait to hug to Rinda, okay? Even though she's mean. Even though she's a terrible friend. And Rinda's like, well, you know, I would like to socially distance myself from the wind because, you know, I heard her, you know, I mean, it was it was warranted, you know, because she said terrible things about showing your wife, so it was warranted, but you know,

I heard her in a very vulnerable place and I'm gonna work on that, you know, and I just wish I could hug everyone because I miss hugging so much. I miss hugging, cheese shops, and that gate that used to be on our apartment. I hugged that all. Yeah, you're a hugger. Yeah, you know what food? Hacking is like food for me. You know what else is like food for me? Food which I also love which is crazy. And the way I'm like, well, I socially distance myself, I guess from that night, the Berkshire's because there wasn't an accompanist there.

And normally I wouldn't play a house like that. He'd bring my bonkos. By the way, I love this game. Social distance, hug or kill. It's great. It's great. And so on, he was like, well, I just, I made it clear, I want a social distance from myself, from not having control of my prescriptions.

You know, so I'm socially distancing myself from drunken sailerwalk. Sorry, dii-radix. And in terms of hugging, well, you know, Dharinde was going through so much this season, and I guess maybe it's not too late for me to start my story line, which is that I've been going through a lot this season too. Oh, we already at the end of the season. Okay, well, I was going through a lot this season and Dharinde and I talked about it, and that made me cry, and I realized that I was going through a lot, she really helped me a lot too So we wrapped that one up great. I want to hug Darynda The way that she said it was so funny because she's like, you know, I didn't want anyone to know what I was going through Because I was going through so much pain so I called Darynda and then Darynda would just cry and cry about her own problems And it made me feel understood. I was like, oh, so you called to reach out for help But Darynda wouldn't stop talking about herself the whole time

And that's why you love her the most. The fuck is this so? So good and they was like, well, I probably would social distance myself from the entire state of Rhode Island Also, because I did watch you know game of Game of crowns too and the person I most want to hug is Ramona, because I still have mommy issues. I can't help it. I hate her. I love her.

I want to hug her. And this time, I can be a friend to you. Instead of a mother. Okay. And she's like, oh, great. So Andy's like, yeah, we accomplished stuff. And we're gonna go, thank you, doctor. Doctor?

If I believed in medical science, I would call you a doctor. But instead, I'm gonna call you the guy who picked up my papers and can I have them back, please? Thank you. Well, she listens to the doctor just about as much as she listens to Andy, so that works out. Well, it depends on what doctor. If it's a doctor at the tennis court, yes.

It's a doctor from CDC, no. Yeah. If it's a doctor saying, keep drinking. You. Doctor from CDC, no. Yeah. If it's a doctor saying, keep drinking. You're the strongest woman I've ever met. Yes. So then Andy's like, all right, now we can't all hug. But let's take a socially distant selfie. OK, let's all gather.

All right, let's get a little closer, a little closer, a little closer. All right, let's all get into frame, a little closer. I'm like, this is not how you do social distancing. They're like all crammed in there. I'm like, all right. You guys could have just hugged at this point. Yeah.

And that brings us to the end of the season of real ice walls of New York City. No, don't go, don't go magnificent show. You magnificent magnificent skin. Like the good thing Guys, it's over. It's done. Okay. Throw it the key. I look I look forward to next season when Pamela Morgan joins the cast Because I think that'll be absolutely wonderful. Okay. It's good. That would be hilarious All right everybody. Thank you so much for being with us this season. We sure love ya

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