Watch What Crappens - RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

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Still might use to this low-chairs I think it's gonna catch my button and never does. It's like real life. Wow. Hi everybody. Hi everybody. Hi. Is everyone having a good night so far? So three. Ben Roncon. Ben Roncon. Everybody's so good to see you here. Are you mortified that your town is the title of a musical that's gonna start Erica Jane? I was thinking about that today.

I was like, a two-drunk to carry this. Oh, guys, it's gonna be one of those. People at home, you've been warned. I wondered that today. Like, do you guys take it personally when like Chicago sucks? Because you know Chicago has been around for so long, that musical, and sometimes it's like amazing people, and then sometimes it's like, ah!

We are having a super fun time in Chicago. This is already our second show of the night. So here's the thing we forgot to mention actually a super fun time in Chicago. This is already our second drove the night. Woo! Woo! Woo! So here's the thing we forgot to mention actually at the first show. So if you look at our, how dare you. Wow, how dare you.

How dare you. But if you look on our show schedule, we got these two shows tonight, and then our next shows are in New York, but there's something on the schedule. There's something that's not on the schedule, which is that we have one more stop before we leave town, which is that we are scheduled to be on the WGN Morning Show on Monday. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah that decision, but good luck with that. I'm watching that show, The Morning Show on Apple TV. I don't know if you've heard of that ever since Disney Plus came out and ruined Apple TV's lustre, but it's with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston, who's like even pretending to use Jerkins on this show.

But it's this morning show, and now I just want to go in there and take over the world. I'm like, this jerk ins on this show, but it's this morning show, and now I just want to go in there and like take over the world. I'm like, this is my show now, you know? I can't wait to go in there and just, yeah, just all about, I need some asshole in that show. Just take it over.

It's gonna be a, we're really excited. So everyone tune in on Monday morning. That's our Oprah story. It's gonna be actually, it's gonna be our first, I think, televised appearance as Watcher Crapins. Like, because anyone who's a student of Top Chef

has seen us lingering in the backgrounds of various episodes, just like, Drunk, so it's great. This girl just keeps going, we're drunk, so it's great. Okay, it's with drunk, with drunk. So it's great. Yeah. Hey, with drunk so it's great. It's what's drunk, which is great. So it's great.

Hey, we're drunk, it's great. We are too, Mitch. We are too. So what a day. So, you know, the pleasure in this is sometimes we just get to go fuck regular shows. Let's just rewind to recap a classic episode. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And this episode is entitled, bon fuit, y'all, remonna. Monna. This may be the most remonious, remonna episode of all remonna times. I actually had like, when we were trying to leave out, we were like, we wanted to do like, for the late show,

we wanted to do like a classic New York episode. And we're like, which one should it be? And then like, we sort of like had forgotten about this episode. And as we were rewatching it, we're like, oh my god, this is the funniest episode. It is like the forgotten episode. It was just so good. So for me, I had a total fun time going back, a memory road. Caduce. Caduce to us. So many of our Romano jokes came from this episode. Yeah. We still have to this day.

We covered it when it first came out, but God, things changed. Like, remember when we all loved Carol so much? Yeah. And I know, you know, I go up and down with my housewives. And I loved Carol really until the her final reunion. I was like, I was on your side. You fucking monster, you know? But then watching this one, I was like, I was on your side, you fucking monster, you know?

But then watching this one, I was like, how did we ever like, Carol? Like she says so many dad things, and listen, I love my dad, I have no daddy. She says so many dad things like, you know how you can tell when Ramona's lying? Her mouth is moving. Her mouth is moving.

I was like, you wrote a book. Maybe not. You know what I was also injured. Well, this was the season where a Viva Dresher, who, in the previous season, was like, I love your book. You got me through so many things. I went to a buffet and I got a terrible anxiety and I read your book and I could eat the mashed potatoes.

I got through it. And then this season, she's like, you didn't write that book. You had a ghost Friday. Yeah. And actually, it's worth noting that Aviva was on this season, but if you remember, I think she chose not to go on the trip and she got in trouble to produce this.

They took her off the opening credits for all that. But the leg stayed. The leg. Which is great. It's just a leg sitting there. With a banner that says, congratulations, leg, you made it. You made it. Where's my banner?

I know they showed Aviva. Now this was the season without Bethany. It was one of the two when she quit and she's like, you're never gonna survive without me. And then it was like amazing because then Ramona just went completely loony, too. Yeah. And by the way, if everyone's concerned

about Bethany leaving the fact that she left Real House of New York, watch this and you'll be like, no, it will be perfectly fine. Because wasn't that a heyday member, like, remember back then, we're like, oh my God, New York sucks now. They needed to get it together. There's this new cat, like the whole world.

I'm being the whole country. And now we're like, oh my God, this is the most amazing shit they've ever aired on Bravo. Like, how is this? Every season of every show needs to be this. It's so good. Yeah. So why don't we just dive into needs to be this. It's so good. Yeah. So why don't we just dive into it, shall we?

Shall we? Let's do it. Welcome to Watch What Happens, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We just love to watch. Woo! OK. So this show, we're recapping every single second of it

because it's all, yeah. I wrote down like every line. Previously on the real housewives of New York City You know there were shit that happened on the show even in the previous leaves that we Couldn't appreciate until a few years of past for instance the very first thing that happens is Heather's with a bunch of housewives and their husbands and she's announcing the cast trip and she goes She's like guys. I'm stealing away all of their girls the weekend and Mario goes, thank you, thank you, thank you.

You just see Josh on the side like logging into his Ashley Madison accounts. And Mario is not subtle at all. Remember when that happened everyone's like, oh my god I did not see that coming. Mario was cheating a Ramona. He's like, yeah, I'll get this bitch out of my ass. I got an antewa. You already have son.

Yeah, it's like everything was right there. Everything was like very obvious. So, uh life, though. I think that life. Right in front of your god damn face. You don't see it until you're watching yourself on television. I know.

It was later. So yeah. So Heather's like, I'm taking your girls, I'm a girls trip. Remember, Heather's trying to be everybody's mom at all times. I actually really liked Heather because she would be all like, Cheery and fake.

In the moment, you got on her baths. I was like, what did you say? It should be so nasty. And then she was tenacious. I thought she actually liked her mom. Like she was mad at you, like your mom. Like there's a wooden spoon in this glove compartment. You fat little fuck.

You want to start with me one more time. You know, she had that look on her face. I'm OK with that. Remember the time when this episode just becomes remember the time, it's hosted by Dorenda. Hey, you're living a game. We're adding Dorenda into this episode. So, retroactively. I didn't miss Bethany as much.

And look, we give Bethany a ship. But I see Bethany's contribution. Yeah, absolutely. It's red, it's tall, it's clip art, it's thin, it's skinny girl, you know. I love Bethany, I love Bethany, I love Bethany, whatever. What are you gonna say? Like a lover, like a son, like a lover.

You know what I love? I love a good, I love a good cocktail. I like Eugene. I like Eugene's a good lover. I thought you were like, maybe very nice, I think that's like, but this is a Christ one, I'm a Christ one. Seriously, I'm so sorry.

Go to Puerto Rico. So, I missed her, but I really retroactively missed her in that even though she was non-heriot. Yeah. No, but remember the time that Heather, she was like, what are you going to do about it, Motherfucker? It's like, ooh.

Did she learn that in jail? Yeah, Luan makes a lot of comments today. Yeah, Luan, oh, so this was Luan's friend of season. So she was basically relegated to the side where she would just make little comments like, hmm, well, that's not an adjective. That was like her big moment. So, okay, so Ruby Wedder lasted two minutes. That was like her big moment. Okay, so maybe the sweater lasted two minutes. We're not even into brawling.

Is this part again? Thank you. Thank you. Ripping off my sweater, not for the sweater. The sweater is all. That's because I'm wearing a skin sleeping bag, and it gets very hot in here. Okay, so next, Ramona going,

who coasts the birch shirts? Ramona, I'm going, Who goes to the bookshirts? No one I know. Which is great because they go to the bookshirts every year now. Yeah. Going up there brings very bad memories of Fourth of Kite. And I love when there's scenes that they're talking about, like really traumatic shit, and they're wearing wearing glow in the dark

aerobics outfits and shit. No one vacations in the Burke shirts. And I remember at the time it was a little weird because at the first like the first years on New York the thing was they would go to the Hamptons. That was actually the big thing was going to the Hamptons So it was a little weird, but like what is this Burke? Little did we realize it would be the best destination in all of Brava land. Yeah. So then we cut to a previously of Sonya getting business advice from President's husband, Josh. And he's like, all right, let's talk a bit. He's wearing like a terrible hat.

Like, we know that you're bald. You know what it is? Or it's like, stop being so fucking ashamed. Like, you could spend a lot less money just accepting it. It's okay, sir. So Sonia is like, okay, well, okay, my business is. So first, I have a yellow and white diamond collection. Mm-hmm. Then out of France, I have my shirts, oh and suits.

Out of France. And then I've been speaking with the Saudi family. Yeah. And then the Nigerian football team. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he just starts laughing and he's like, you're fucking bananas.

OK. So then we see Ramona pulling up to Heather's house, Heather Thompson's house, and looking at him and saying, is this the house with the garage? Which is really some amazing shade, if you think about it. And this was the episode that Heather's like, we don't need air conditioning. It's just naturally cool up here. Okay, fuck you Heather.

Yeah, that is a big, big fuck you, though. I'm sure if it is 10 degrees outside, I will walk through your house and look at the thermostats and see if you have air conditioning. Who lives like that? Where are we? This country has fought for years

for our certain basic rights. And air conditioning is one of them. Air conditioning is one of them. Eric editioning is one of them. I mean you guys get it on a hot Chicago day like today. So yeah, so Ramona previously had bought this Eric editioning and so then we see, I've forgotten that after she got the Eric editioner she started dancing. She's like, they're like, this is like the Eric edition conditioner and the motor's like Feel a breeze in my hair

That's from my new musical Hot Flash Dance. That's good. Both two. So then Heather goes, Ramona's already driving me nuts. Old people, they sure like their cold air. And I was like, oh, sick burn, Heather. I mean, I can probably, how quickly I was back in that headspace of shut up. And shut up.

So then we see them on the lake, and they're canoeing along, and Kristen splashes Ramona. Ramona's like, well, we have blow-dries, okay? We have blow-dries. Blow-dries. What, Kristen? You a fucking bitch, okay? Bitch.

She said fucking bitch. Okay, sc Bitch, shit, fucking bitch. Okay, scoundrel, my fucking face. Why don't we face? I then throws a glass. Do you hear this? Do you hear this heft? But wasn't the controversy at the time that it was like a plastic glass or something,

and I get wasn't even real. And then they added the sound effect it was like a plastic glass or something, and I get, it wasn't even real. And then they added the sound effect. It was like, I'm like getting nervous. When Ron is doing, it's just getting, I'm very nervous. Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound like breaking glass at all. It's just like a bottle, so. I'm nervous, because I saw Real House

was in New Jersey this week, and I know what happens to glass. Oh, you haven't experienced that side of me yet. Oh Just get a secret threat you like my threat. It's like drinking it a late show. I'm like you want to start with me We're from the shankless That's that's next year's book show's trip. ["We're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-ang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, and we're Palli-the-Tang-Kang, if using to leave the dressing room of a store. And tell me you're not going away. And you, and you, and you, yeah, gonna eat my lasagna. So then, oh yeah, okay, so splash. So we hear crash, crash, crash, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, it's like all these sound effects. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, So that's just a previously. So then we get in. Buckle in, city winery staff. So I will say this. This might not have been the best season for Housewives' taglines. They're always so fucking terrible. Even if you watch them like a week after the season ended, you're like, I can't believe I ever supported that. Yeah. So the first one is Carol saying,

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass. I did. It's like a deflated bun of the loobies. No offense. I did. It's like a deflated bun into loobies. No offense. No offense. No offense. But don't point it out.

Like a bendy straw. You know. This is not a bendy straw. This is a paper straw. You appreciate this shit. Look, I have to. I'm like, I'm only using you at the exact right time. Yes.

Yes. Then Heather, a true New Yorker never backs down and I'm no exception. HALA! And now, oh my god, there's a lot of white ladies here. Us included. Yes. I've never felt more embarrassed to be a white lady than this moment on Bravo. How about this one? This may go down. I think after all these years, this still probably is considered the very worst real housewife tagline. Perhaps of all time of any franchise. I may not be the sharpest one on the shed, but I'm pretty! Your husband's cheating on you.

By Ashley Madison. Yeah. And then Ramones. Ramones is, get the peanut ready. This turtle top. But Ramones is so low energy. Yeah. She's like, get the peanut ready.

It's turtle time. It's like they just woke up Ramona like wake up. Record this and yourself. Ramona. And then Sonia's doesn't even seem like a lion. It's like something she's like saying to the host of a restaurant. She's like something she's like saying to the host of a restaurant. She's like, sometimes Sonya has to go to a commando.

What can I say? The hosta said a wrap around. But you know she's done that. You know she's like, hi, reservation for two for Sonya. Sometimes I just have to go to a commando. What can I say? I just have to go command a what can I say? Fucking sonia. Okay, so prospect lake.

Luan is helping out Kristen's face. That's what I'm gonna. Because Luan's just like helpful in this whole episode because she hasn't, you know, become an alcoholic or like had her dreams ruined or been thrown in prison. Oh, it's like a couple of guys. Oh, there. you know, become an alcoholic or like had her dreams ruined or been thrown in prison. Oh, the helicopter. The guy in the helicopter. Her become a cabaret. Yeah, she has really lived a fucking life with me. This is Nurse Luan.

This episode, Nurse Luan. This is like, naughty nurse, where she's like, she's that kind of nurse to be like, ooh, you fell off a ladder. Well, yes, that's what you get for going off a ladder. You're paying for lunch. So Luanne is up in like Kristen's lip. She's like, hmm, what's under here?

And Kristen's like, do I need stitches? And the man goes, no, you don't need stitches. But you definitely don't need fillers either. Ha-ha-ha. You can hear that on my new track called, you definitely don't need Phyllis either. You got a fat lip and a skinny girl margarita, which I invented.

So we see Sonia and Ramona in their car. I'm sorry, I may just say one other thing. No. I'm sick of it. Could you guys also notice, because this was Lou Ann's, since it was her friend's season, that the Kairan for her, so normally they would say,

like Lou Ann, Carol's friend, I'm not, not for that, but like, they'd be like, Lou Ann, you know? But they didn't know what this is. They didn't know what this is, so they just wrote in all caps, Lou Ann Delacepse. It's just like we should know.

Luandela Seps, learning what it's like to request more money. So, Sonia and Ramona and their car leaving because all the girls were splashing them. So they're leaving the lake. And Sonia's like, oh my God, Ramona, all those girls splashing you. Of course you're like, oh my God, Bremona, all those girls splashing you. Of course, you're gonna throw a glass. I wanna go to the Hamptons, okay?

Get me out of here. Don, don, don, don. Get me out of here. Out of here. They have trouble fries here. I wanna get out of here. So then back at the lake, everyone's trying to still convince Kristen that she's bleeding,

but she's not bleeding. The whole episode keeps cutting to close-ups of Kristen's face. They're literally grabbing her lip and pulling it up like over her head. They're like, they've got a mirror under her. They're like doing everything they can. You know, like, turn off the lights, put a dark light on there. Let's see if it's bleeding. No, there's no blood.

Kristen. So, Luan goes, there's no blood, Kristen. So, Luan goes, did you see blood right away, Carol? And Carol's like, yes, I saw blood. And Luan goes, you're going to have to get revenge. Yeah. Luan is always looking for a way to cut down Ramona. It is one of the best longstanding frenemy relationships on TV of all time. Anytime there is a crack for Luana to go up to Ramona or vice versa,

they're gonna, she's gonna take it. Yeah. It's like what you're, you need to smash a glass in a Ramona's face. It's like what are you suggesting, Luana? So then Kristen, but I'm pretty. Kristen says, Ramona through a glass in my face. I don't even have words for what she did to me, it was so bad. You just said it, Kristen, you fucking twit. Yeah, she's through a glass in your face. Well done. Yeah, she wants to speak to the manager all episode.

She's like, I'm sorry. I heard she was called White Trash before and I was the first to defend her with a White Trash before, and I was the first to defend her with a White Trash comment, but you know what? What she did to me was White Trash, it was! And you know, somewhere Brandy Redman was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, make it stop.

Shappa sitting at home like she said it. Gorsh, Gorsh. Why is it only the white, straight male in America who's victimized these days? Oh, catch me up, Bravo, gosh. So back at the ranch, Ramona has a curler like this in her head. It's like this big, classic Ramona. Oh, Ramona.

It's like a baby. It's like as big as a newborn baby in the front of her head. Yeah, it's like her battery pack or something. You know, like when people have like the extra battery pack in the back of their iPhone 6 out, like that's what she has up here. So extra Ramona is okay. It's like, can't believe. Because you know the producers are like Ramona.

producers are like Ramona. I'm like, Ramona. I'm like, Ramona. What? What? What? What? What? That's low draws.

You have low draws. You're like, you're asking me right now. You can't throw a glass in some of space. Okay, so Ramona is like, campal thieves, Sonya campal thieves. I tossed that glass out there. I'm not throwing a glass in some of space. Okay, so Ramona's like, campal thieves, Sonya, campal thieves. I tossed that glass out of her, like I hit her dead and heard it flat, and that went to my attention.

I just reacted, because she was looking for a pro-action from me, okay? So I reacted. Like if I had my, I just threw what I had in my hand. Like if I had my phone in my hand, I would've thrown that out of the face. Yeah, if I had a knife in my hand, I'd just probably be at a face. Yeah. If I had a knife in my hand, I'd just probably would've stabbed you into the eyeball, but I was just reacting, OK?

Can't help it. If I had a little bite, I would've gone right in the face. I'd start her in the face, OK? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? Can't help it if I'm just reacting, OK? I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, I wouldn't look for a reaction from you ever, Ramona. I mean, you don't focus sleeping lion, but you're gonna see it's claws. Especially the lion's commander, like I am, what can I say? So then we go back to the lion, table for you, going commando. Lion, chiles. So Kristen is in like, she is, okay, it sucks. She did get glass on her face

and that's like very not cool, but she's also like, let get over it, you know. It's like they say on the card, she is Kim, there are people dying in this world. Yeah. Kristen's like, what did I do to deserve this? Like wait till the Ashley Madison Madison scandal, just wait.

This is the easy part. She's also got an ice pack like this big. It's like a whole bottle of vodka. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, god, I'm dying. That tasted delicious and it wasn't even actual vodka. It's not weird how your body can react to stuff like that. Like you pass a cinabon and you're like, I'm full. I have never had that experience with a cinabon.

It's usually the exact opposite. It's usually because I'm eating a cinabon. I feel like we're all thinking about our times walking by a cinabon. I know, the whole audience is like, we all just have a sense of shame for us. How did they know that I went to synabons today? So I just saw Carol. When Ramona gets angry, it's like an explosion, and then she runs. But I'm lucky. I've never been on the other end of Ramona gets angry, it's like an explosion and then she runs.

But I'm lucky I've never been on the other end of Ramona's reach. Ah! Oh, just you wait. So then Kristen's like, I mean, what's up with her hair? Because Ramona just keeps going, we were getting clothes right. We got clothes right. I just like, what's up with her hair? I mean, the same thing happened at the spa.

Do you remember? And they got back to the spa, where Ramona just, like, boom. She just throws a drink right in Kristen's face. She just throws champagne in Kristen's face, while she's lying there. And Kristen's like, you can't throw champagne at me. And Ramona goes, she's ruining my hair. That's why.

No, because I think Romona threw the champagne first. I Christians like, fuck you and splashed with her. And I was like, whoa! The water. It's all over my hair. It was blow-dried. Am I live? Mirio.

Are you? Are you? I'm swimming low-dried. I'm a life, my Ariel. Avery, is it you? I'm swimming into the air. So Carol's like, she's really into her blow-dries. Have you seen her walking around with that curler in her hair? I'm a customer Mona, right? What? So, cut to Ramona, but what?

So, Katja Ramona was curler in her bang. So, Sonia's like, you told her when we were at the spa, you were nervous about coming out with her. You know, or you were nervous coming out here because your dad, remember your dad was abusive. Like, Sonia is on some weird soap operative. She's on like some weird Mexican soap operative, eh? And she's just trying to make sure Ramona is on the same page. She just keeps giving her lines, you know

So then Sony is like she's told me about her path. She's separate abuse and I have seen things as a child, so Could you be more specific? Like I saw lots of things growing up. I saw by the Jaina. I once saw back a popcorn that was exciting. I saw underwear one time, pathos, right pathos. I did once see the Morgan letters. The Morgan letters.

Oh, I don't know where that came from. So she's like, remember your dad from on it? Remember, that's why you're acting out. Because if you're dad, and Roman is like, oh, yeah. And now I'm turning into my dad, because she's reading the Q-Rong. And so you know, because somebody has started this, OK? It is right here in black tan, because that's

the color I chose for my notes. But she's like, yeah,, I'm turning into my dad. She says, no, you're not your dad, Mona. Do not say that. Do not say that. I would just say that you're your dad. You're not your father. What are we talking about again?

As she goes, in 20 years, I haven't thrown a glass in so much space. Oh, I love that. But I love that while Sonia is like for some reason bawling up there. You know you're dead! You're father-rebound! They cut to the lew in downstairs just drinking a bottle of wine or glass of wine. I mean, like, hmmm. Well, this won't get me into any trouble someday.

Huh. I think this is my room. I'm gonna go fuck somebody in it. And then, uh, and then Ramona's like, after Sonya's little tell us her that she's not her father. Ramona starts doing a very Ramona thing. She starts going, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. So she goes, oh, no. But you knew what she did? She reminded me of my father, and so he's like, yes, that's what I was trying to do. Sure, reminded me of my father.

Because that one time, I really remember he was doing something bad to me, to a glass of him. I mean, I haven't done that 30 years, okay? I was like, okay, now you're amending the time. It was 20 years ago, a second ago. It was way in glass throws. Yeah, you've added a decade into your glass

throw timeline. So so he was like, you've added a decade into your glass throw timeline. So Sonya's like, you didn't mean for the glass to hit her. She's like, no, I didn't. I didn't mean it. It's true. No. It was in need of your reactions. No.

Something came over me like this. OK, this is what happens. Something came at me like this. This? And I was like something a monster of war came at me like this. It's like drawers. It was actually a shrock.

I'm actually pretty sure it was a shrock that came at me. Came at me. And then I went like this. No? It was totally off guard. Okay, she threw something at me, totally off guard. And then so I threw her, I threw something at her.

Hardly off guard. Set. And so I threw her, I threw something up, Hortuli up God. Set. That's all it was, okay? And then Romona does her most guiltyest Romona blink ever. She's talking to the camera, she goes, that's it. Like her face and mouth into her like neckbone. She's like... So then downstairs.

So Heather has planned a super fun dinner for tonight. Oh, for Christ. She's like all this drama. She's really worried that it's gonna get messed up. So, so Lou Ann is down there with her glass of wine. And Heather's like, Lou Ann, I just, you know, I just really hope the girls can get their act together. I've got like a really nice dinner plan, you know?

And I just hope they can get their act together. And Luanne just dares her just silently like, bitch, I'm drunk. Yeah. And Heather's like, you know, because this is when Heather still thought she could control the narrative of everything. She's like, you know what, ladies need to do?

Support each other. This season on the Real Housewives, if need to do? Support each other. This season on the Real Housewives, if we're not going to hurt each other, we're going to support women, guys. Remember, they have that whole meeting on her first episode with Carol Heather and, um, Aviva? Josh Sheedid. Chris Finn. Chris Finn. And they were like, yeah, we're going to support other women, you know. And so Heather's like, oh, you know, a little ice on the lip. No big deal. We can totally get past this. So she goes into the bedroom where Ramona and Sonia are and

cut to Ramona on the air conditioner going. In this air conditioner, I can't believe people live without air conditioner. What sort of wants to wouldn't have this air conditioner in our house? Oh, why Heather didn't see there. Yeah. So Heather comes in and she's like, Ramona, what are you doing? And she's like, it's hot. It's hot. It gets really hot.

And she's like, it's not that hot, Ramona. Girl, it's not that hot. And she's like, girl, unhot, girl. Yeah. Ramona starts saying, honey, it was not funny. OK, because Heather is basically saying, like, listen, you made a big deal about everything today. The water splash it was not funny, okay? Because, yeah, they're spasely saying like, uh, listen, you made a big deal about everything today. The water splash it was funny.

Just, honey, honey, okay. It was not funny, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, sassy, okay. I told you. I told you. Pacific. Don't want to get my hair wet. I'm not going into water. Damn what harm is soaking wet sweet hot

And I told her specifically tonight. I don't want my hair wet because when something comes at me like this I'm gonna go like this And it's not gonna be good for anyone honey sweet hot, okay? Pinsonia's behind Ramona just like trying to get stuff out of her hair. Yeah. And she's going, she was being pith-o-ch. She was pith-o-ch.

And others like, she never said, she never said that you said don't splash her. And she's like, so is suppressing my hair. So like, of course, she made it to Ramona show. You know, I can't just have a nice restaurant and an oddly Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course you wouldn't, Sonia, why would you ruin it? How would you ruin it, Sonia? Look Heather, you cannot mother these children, okay? So then Heather is like, listen guys, I know you didn't mean anything by when you threw it, but the other day you split her lip and there's gotta be a balance, let's move this forward. I remember going, you know what?

Listen, I split my lip on like a shotgun, the backlash, the backlash. Right? And so, he goes, oh, I always do that. I always do. You know the shotgun, you know, it's, yeah. What does that mean? You split your lip on a shotgun. And we're gonna go, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it happens, you know, when I take out my shot going? Yeah.

And Heather, I think we've got a non-sequitor here, okay? Shotgun recoil on one side, sacco bitch throwing good last in your face. And the other, are they the same thing? I don't think so. But I just like how Ramona's trying to act like, you know, it's splitting your lip, it's just something that happens. You know, like, for instance, when you just like pull out your shotgun on it, every morning,, fire it.

You know, you split your lip. It just says, you know, it always happens. You know, well, I split my lip on a shotgun. Like, so then, you know what, if I had that shotgun with me at a canoe, I probably would have fired it at Chris and I just react, you know. And then I would have been the one with the split lip. It's reacting. It's reacting. I mean, she would have fired at a christened. I just react, you know? And then I would have been the one with the split lip. Reacting. It's reacting.

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I knew JFK Jr. So now, Kristen's gone. So, Kristen's like, I got cracked in the face with the glass. Of course I have a headache. I'm like, okay. Now everyone's just being too cracked in the face. Your face was broken in a half. If only.

Now that would have been a season. So then, then we realize why we loved Carol. Because Carol goes, don't mess with her hair, that's a lesson here. So they're playing the goofiest music ever, right? I was like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't She's like, oh, the hair looks like shit anyway, after all of that. And I was like, you know what? You're about to get another fucking glass of the face, Kristen, OK?

All you have to do is lay back and be a victim. Yeah. How about that? So Ramona does a classic drive by, this is like a classic Ramona thing. You're a Kristen. Ramona does this. I know that I reacted earlier because you

splashed water at me, but I just want you to know that when I reacted, I only laughed afterwards. OK? OK. Is that supposed to be an apology, Ramona? Oh, kind of. I'm going to kind of say. Then I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood

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I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna go to the Pollywood I'm gonna happen to those fish? They're gonna doin' now, okay? You heard the water, Ritmi? I heard what I had in my hat. Did told them, can you say, you're lucky I wasn't holding a baby, goodbye. Ha ha ha ha ha. She just walks off.

I'm Chris and ask, you know, you know, Chris asks a question she never should have asked. She's like, how would you feel if I had to get stitches? You know, her mom would be like, I would have laughed, actually. Ha ha ha ha ha. But instead, she said, I'd feel horrible.

I'd feel terrible, okay? I feel so, what's your name again? I don't even know your name. I would feel terrible if you had to get stitches, so why did you throw water at me? That's what she said. And so Chris was like, wait, back up. She goes, no, you back up.

And then, Jordan is like, you're back up. She goes, no, you back up. And then, Jordan is like, you're back in the air. You're back in the air. You're back in the air. So, she stitches at her and you throw whatever it has. And the gas. And no one apologizes to John yet. You're back in the air.

So, she's like, you're back it up. I told you to date, don't drop water with me. Kristen's like, you were talking about getting your hair wet. She's like, you threw something in my ass, you threw something in my ass. It's literally this for 20 minutes. You threw water at me, but then you slashed me with a glass, but you threw water at me. And the more someone says something,

the more I was like, Ramones, totally right. If I'm ever at a public pool and some kids splashes me with water, I'm slashing their fucking face off with my white paws and that's it. So Ramones is like, like, oh, I don't give a shit. You did it. I told you not to do it and I had something and I went, boom. So Heather's kind of laughing at this point,

because she's like, I have a spank's competitor, so. I know puff daddy. I call him Sean still, sometimes. So this is crazy, what is going on. And so he's like, don't laugh, this is serious. This is serious, cut you. You threw what at me, okay? Oh God, this is literally pages for a moment.

It's screaming about how she got slapped, okay? But the thing is, it's the escalation of it because in the beginning she's just like, you threw what at me. You threw what at me. But then she starts doing that thing with her chest like, you threw what at me. And then she gets to a point where she starts doing like weird macarena movements. She's, did you notice that?

She's like, don't throw what I mean. Don't throw what I mean. Okay. It's like a dead body being reanimated in like a, you know, Franken. Didn't, on my head, what? Uh, so... Mona, how they're like, you know what?

Honestly, I don't even care about this fight. Okay? Like, I mean, I want to make sure Kristen's okay, but she's literally got a refrigerator on her face, right? Yeah, that's got to hurt more than the eyes, right? So, Mona's like, I'm thrown anyone anything over 35 years, not since my father.

It's like she just keeps spending years. She's adding years. And she's like, I just remember, I was like, okay, you know what, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see a lip. Let me see a lip. Chris is like, no, you can't touch my lip. You guys just, let me see, let me see.

That looks fine to me, looks fine to me. I mean, I see, what was that? Like, why is it, it's like, pus and whatever, that's good. We like pus, right? Bleed, bloody? Yeah, it's like pus and whatever, that's good. We like pus, right? Bleed, blood. Yeah, it's fine. So then Kristen starts her whole thing

like her reason, she's not bleeding. She's like, it's a blister, it's a blood blister. It's like, well, that's not the same, Kristen. Okay, she's actually not, she's bleeding out on the ground and dying. And now Ramona is screaming at the top of her lungs. No, okay, now this is my favorite thing Ramona does. When she keeps repeating the same thing over and over,

but it's not hitting, so she starts stressing different words of the sentence. Yes. So she goes, no, you have to get over yourself. Who asks you to throw water on me? Who are you to get me wet? Who are you to get me wet? Who are you to get me wet?

Who are you to get me wet? Who are you to get me wet? Who are you? Who are you? I'll just talk to her in the front of my nose. And she starts doing that thing What, you, get me wet. What, you, get me wet. Who are you? Who are you? I'll just try to hurt my neck. And she starts doing that thing where she comes up from behind. She's like, who are you to get me wet?

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? And then she gets really squinty. Who are you to get me wet?

Who are you to get me wet? Who are you to get me wet? I'm going to get a light head ass, really, in Ramana. I'm going to come on with the split, let. Why do you get me what? Who are you to get me what? I'm gonna get like a light head ass really in Ramona. I don't want me to split that. Why do you get drunk water? So then Ramona just walks away and Christians like how hard is it just to apologize and be an adult? Like she can't even say I'm sorry I broke her face. Yeah. Christians like what you want me to wear a helmet around you all the time? No.

Don't throw? What? At me? Any more? That is pretty funny. What do you want me to wear a helmet around you? Remoters like... It's like when motorcyclists have accidents and people are like, oh, they're riding a motorcycle

like you, that's what happens when you're around Ramona, you know? Like cover yourself, put a helmet on, be safe. She's dangerous. It's like around Ramona. You know, like cover yourself, put it in my mouth. You say, she's dangerous. It's like a wild animal. Dangerous, you have to protect yourself. Yeah, so now Ramona goes to bitch the other women about the situation and she's like, I can't believe him, who is she to get me wet?

And then Carole's like, well, she's upset because you split her lip in half and everything. And Ramona's like, well, I'm upset. I got soaking wet. like you split her lip in half and everything. Her mother's like, well, I'm upset. I got soaking wet. I got soaking wet and then the wind goes, well, your hair turned out okay. Oh.

No, your hair looks, no, no, Ramona. Ramona, your hair looks, no, no, Ramona, Ramona, your hair looks good. So then Carol comes in with another piece of gold. Carol's like, it's like that joke about the light bulbs. How many women does it take to rehash an apology? And you know, Carol in her mind is like sitting like face down on her bed with her MacBook, like writing a blog about this.

How many lightbulbs does it take for this? Like shut up, Carrie, Sadshaw. Just stop. Ha ha ha ha ha. Carey Sadshaw. It's over. So then Sonia weighs in on the situation. She really has a good perspective on this.

She goes, you know, it's very immature to splash. I mean, I stopped splashing a long time ago. I mean splashing was done when I was 11 years old. After splashing, I moved on to firing shotguns and getting, you know, lip leads. Happens all the time. So they've probably sit down at the table, right? Were they already sitting in your mind? I don't know, I got kind of a horror. Yeah, they were. Okay, so, and that's about the fucking splashing.

Okay, I'm trying to have a party here. So Ramona's like, what kind of wants you like? Why? And Kristen's like, of course, now I have to drink fucking Ramona Pino Grisio. It's like the only kind of wine there is. City winery, could you guys bring back Ramona, Pino Grisio?

Yes, City winery. You guys have power. You guys have power. And if all the city wineries place an order Ramona, Pina Grisho? Yes, City Winery. You guys have power. You guys have power. And if all the city wineries place an order for Ramona, Pina Grisho, it will come back to market. So then Ramona, Ramona does that thing where she didn't just scream in your face for 20 minutes. She's like, OK, well, Ramona, Pina Grisho, well,

turtle time, wow, we're gay. Look, Kristen, what difference we have? It's just one state, wasn't my intention to hurt you or get smashed by you and I apologize, okay? Apologize, apologize, Kristen's like, no, bitch. So then I like them, I like what Ramona says, I think it was in the interview, she goes, I think that Christians actually like a jerk. I'm definitely generally sorry. I think she's just trying to make more of herself. Look what are you Jesus? You know what here's what I say to Jesus? You shouldn't have splashed people. You know who I

would never splash my daughter slash best friend Avery, okay? Don't do that to people that you like So Heather's like I just wanted to everyone to have fun blah blah blah So Heather's like I planned a big surprise for everybody, but I can't tell them what it is And then a car is coming down the driveway It's everyone is like people have cars out here. That's not down the driveway. And Ramona's like, people have cars out here? That's not.

Yeah. There's a car. And they have to keep saying, like, oh, what is happening? I can't believe someone's driving at my driveway. And this car is driving up in parks. And Sonia goes, is that a motorcycle? I'm like, I've heard of like, when you get drunk, you get double vision.

But I've never heard of actually like reducing the vision to like, number of headlights and wheels. She gets half vision. So, and he was like, oh my God, it's a bird scooter. Yeah. The more wasted you are, the skinnier the vehicle. Is that the Saudi family? I do not have the diamond lease.

I'm gonna put that on my resume. Way to tables for 20 years. Did I improv for a while? Saudi family. Watch what crap ends the end. Yeah. So the big surprise, listen, we all have this fat guy in our town.

Who bought an Elvis suit? We've all gotten. I will give this one credit. He's watched his Elvis suit. In El Paso, there is no watched Elvis suit, okay? Shows up in a sombrero, spits all over. I've had him in my birthday. Like I've had the guy in my birthday.

So this is Kristen, because she's really basic. So her thing in life is like, I love Elvis. Ah! Oh, my God. It was a little odd. I remember even the first time I watched it, the way she like, she really got a lady bone

over that Elvis. Like really, really bad. That's her thing. So she was, she's going crazy. at the way she like she really got a lady boner over that Elvis like really really bad thing so she was she's going crazy Ramona goes whoa she just splash your throat I must jump on a Ramona you reacted okay you reacted Ramona is like this overweight Elvis arrived Kristen wait Gugliai and I thought she was gonna jump right there. Hey, what's this the best the Berkshire's had to offer? Just you wait Ramona just you wait.

The next morning. Terrified deer stairs at the counter. Oh Bravo. It's like deer, stairs to the camera. Oh, Bravo. It's like a love letter to us sometimes. So, terrified deer. Yeah, so they're all like making a head. That's what I wrote down for the rest of the show. So, they're all making breakfast and Sonia comes downstairs.

Also, this is also a precursor of stuff that happens in the Berkshires on future seasons. She comes downstairs, Sonia, and she's like, well, I'm just wearing Ramona's diamonds right now. Don't mind me. And Luanne's like, you're wearing diamonds for breakfast? Why not? If you got it flaunted, hit it boys, three, two, one.

If you got it flaunted, flaunted diamonds. I want a yacht. Ketchup Ramona with her jitterbug, like, jing jing jing jing jiling jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing jing j Today is unbearable. You're the one who cuts somebody. I mean, not to be a Christian about it, but it's unbearable. I don't need to suffer and make myself feel uncomfortable. Hi, Adam, a good friend, Adam. Thank God you asked a good friend, Adam, okay? I need you desperately. Oh, oh, the work. You have a heart of it.

It's poor people. Some guy rived on a scooter. It's disgusting. So fat. Wasn't Elvis just diority so stupid? Whoa, I have a plan that I'm coming up with right at this moment when I call you, okay? And I haven't thought about it a week ago, okay?

I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere. Do you have your plane by any chance? Can you give me out of here? Can you just happen to fly your plane into an airport that happens to be 10 minutes from here? Okay. Adam is everything you think this house so I've queen is gonna be, you know?

He's like, Hi, where are you, Romana? It's like, I don't know how to describe it. It's like a big lots was a town, okay? He's like, Harrington? Yeah. So he's like, oh come catch you, there's a helicopter. Hey, Romana looks at the camera, goes like this.

She goes, that's the beauty of having friends with good professions. So she starts packing all her shit. You know, she's like trying to shut the air conditioner in her fucking bag. Yeah, you know she probably turned it. Yeah, and Carol comes in saying, are you packing everything up Ramona? I was like, now there's a journalist, there's a journalist. Ramona's like, whoa. Oh, no, I there's a journalist. There's a journalist, too. Her remote is like, whoa. I'm packing everything up.

Well, I can't, I'm not really packing everything up because I couldn't really unpack. It's no dresses in gear. And there's no man named Tage to help me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I like that even in her lie about what she's doing. She's still going to shade Heather about that. There's no dressers in her non-hotel. I just have to take a moment and say, city winery, you really are a class fucking act. There is air conditioning on my face right now. Thank you so much. Ben's gonna dive pneumonia up here.

But thank you so much. You guys are so sweet. Thank you. I love you, you're hot. So Ramona's like, Ramona's like, Carol. I'm dying because this air conditioning does not have filters. This is the least screen air conditioning I've ever had. I'm like, whoa.

Whoa. Are you able to read your notes because I know you're having some blurry vision issues from Belle Miles' contortion. I'm not a mild concussion. I'm not a mild concussion. I'm not a good concussion. Oh no, because they're so before I literally could not read my notes.

That's true. Remember, I did have a mild concussion. Remember? Previously on Watcher Crappens. So, um, so Ramona's like. He's previously on Watch, what? Crappens. So Ramona's like, whoa, Carol.

There's no dresser, okay? So I don't want my things to get mixed up. I mean, I thought that was my Brazil. I just like, close up a bra that I think is actively trying to escape the house. The bra's rhyming. The bra's rhyming. It's like, right close to the windows,

I got almost made it. My pussy, I thought that was my bruise. But I knew it wasn't because it's not soaking wet, okay? So then Heather, this is poor Heather. You know, Heather really tries so hard and those other people you really wanna just punch in the face, you know? So Heather's downstairs and she's like, guess what we're doing today girls?

We're going hiking. And Sunny goes, I'm not doing that. And the man goes, aren't there wild bears? And Heather says, of course there are wild berries. Tons! And the man's like, no, bears! Enjoy having one more season, bitch. So then Ramona knows that she's gonna escape

this whole thing, so she comes down like, oh my God, hi girls, good morning, happy breakfast. So crazy, we're gonna go hiking, which go hiking right now. Do we need somebody right now in the middle of the woods? I got into a shirt that looks like orange sherbert, okay? It's crazy, I love it here at the barc shirt. So, what a great tale. She's Japanese fat guys to sing Elvis songs.

That would be amazing. Let's go hiking right now. I'm so excited right now. She actually, by the way, this gets lost in the show, but I heard it and I like, we're rewound. And she literally says, let's go Xanax. We're a bone, the only person who's invigorated by Zanax, you know. So she's wearing this bright orange shirt.

That startled me. That was hot. Thank you. That was hot. What is this? Tito! It's vodka. I think it's Tito's.

Oh, Tito, thank you. I mean, thank you, girls. That's what I need. Some drinks. So, Sun you comes out wearing this bright orange shirt. And Sun you go, hey, you're outfit. And the van goes, well, at least we won't get shot by a hunter. This is Luan's sitcom season.

She was just like the neighbor. She was like the Mrs. Pool of Real Housewives of New York. Just comes over to make some sassy comments. I'm acting like this orange is the most exotic fruit. Oh, it's a lemon. Yeah, that's why. Oh, this orange is incredibly sour. It's affecting me, like, who are you to put a lemon in my orange, okay? My body was expecting an orange. I was like, mmm, this seat, mmm, I'm puckering, mmm.

It's a lemon, you drunk bitch. So, so now, now we move into a pretty iconic scene. move into a pretty iconic scene. The after breakfast hike that they take in the backyard. So they're walking through the woods, because Heather wants everyone to see what the land was like before they came in and cleared it out. There are these amazing trees here. Like, you should have seen them before. We tore them all down and built a house.

You know that's Heather's, that's Heather's intro to nature. She's like, I just want you to see the beautiful nature here. We're gonna go next door, so you can see what a shit hole it was before we bought tractors in here, tore it all down and sold it for money. Hello. Hello.

So they're hiking to the woods and Heather's like, see mama, these trees, they just, they just ground you, you know, they, they, someone actually once said that if you hug a tree, you'll actually feel better. So that's how trees and stuff, they also are hugging trees. And Sonia's actually trying to actively have sex with her tree. She's like, so you come here often? I'm commando. I'm going commando tree. What can I say?

So Ramona is talking to Carol. Carol is just following Ramona around like it's national to your graphic. Carol really is like trying to learn everything she can about the Ramona in the wild. So she won't leave Ramona alone and say, wow, remember that time when you broke a glass in Kristen's face? That was funny. And Ramona's like, well, was it wrong it through the glass? Yes.

Shit, shut up doing the glass? No, she's watering me, right? I've reacted to these words, and then she starts and then begins to promote theater. She's like, being at these words? It's like seriously? Whoa. Coming back here in this woods.

Like, and Carol just goes, Oh, you're not gonna cry now, are you? No, I was like, yes, oh yeah. Here we go. Whoa, I'm not going to cry. But being back here reminds my father and the way he was. No?

And then the music turns into like, jaws music. It's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, and it just starts. Ruminous just starts walking around like, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is unreal. This, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. This is unreal. This is unreal.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. This jerk. This is like, when I was a little girl, I would see dirt.

It was like dirt. Just like that. Whoa. I'm remembering. You know what, I'm remembering right now. I would play my back here. It was just like, no one wear it. They've never been to the middle of nowhere.

And it was like, that was a kitchen, and that was mud poise. I would make mud poise right here. Kitchen, mud poise. What? You remember this? Mud poise. Whoa. Kitchen mud parts. Do you remember these mud parts? Whoa, whoa, whoa. And I remember this one time, I was like, I want to have a renovation in my house.

So I built an extension over here in the woods. And I was like, whoa, this is where it happened. I was like, I wanted to build this, but then my father's best friend, Jeldin Poston Smith, said this extension, it's not up to code. So I couldn't actually build the expansion of my invisible house. Whoa, it's all coming back. And then she just starts repeating her stuff. She's like, whoa, mutt pie, mutt pie. How is that? Remember mutt pie? You go like this?

Fuck Ramona. The mutt boys. Okay, and then they take the local store. I'd say here's a chocolate pie. They go like, mutt, and they get so mad. But, you know what, I just reacted to the nut, okay? I reacted. Then they just cut to Carol going, oh my God. Yeah.

Because Ramona's literally throwing herself on the ground and just pointing at the same tree over and over and going, oh my God, nut pie. The nut pies and Carol's also being shady. Because Carol is like really wanting to laugh over and over again going, oh my God, mutt paws. Yeah, mutt paws. And Carol's also being shady, because Carol is like really wanting to laugh like the rest of us, because when Ramona goes, oh my God, whoa, this is fucking unreal.

Now I'm freaking and Carol goes, what, do you see a bear? LAUGHTER And Ramona, I love that Ramona is making every child's story traumatic. She's like, it's crazy. I would pretend that I had a house. That was the kitchen.

That was the living room. That was a mud pie. I'm like, that's literally every child's fucking life. What do you think the rest of us were doing? She mentions mud pies so much. So I'm going to kitchen and just make mud pies. All I would do was make mud pies. What was her obsession with mud pies?

I never made a mud pie in my life. I mean, not since I was 11, mud pies are very immature. I stopped doing the long time ago. So Carol's like, when she was walking around the woods, talking to her imaginary friends and talking about mudbys, I didn't know what to do. And Remonna goes, I feel like someone's gonna attack me right now.

I'm gonna get out of here. You know what? I'm gonna get out of here. I can't, I can't, I can't. What? I can't remember. It's a mudpot. It had got it out of here right's an ad. Cut it out.

You rock it out. You rock it out. Yeah, I just know that you bury memories, okay? You bury them so deep you don't want to remember. It's like time I caught Marya with another woman. I just bury it. I tend to never happen, okay? I just want to go.

I just want to go. So she's like this. Like she's trying to squeeze out. Like she's just trying to blink really hard until tears come out But nothing's happening. It's like oh And the music is like And Carol's like maybe we should find the group Being attacked by a bush so then

So they find the rest of the group and because Ramona is now going to leave. And so Ramona goes, she's like, hey, Heather, can I talk to you for a second? Can I talk to you for a second? Sure, mama. What's up, mama? Don't you just feel the world melting away? Don't you just feel the world melting away? What's up, booby?

Ramona goes, I think I got to leave. And she goes, but we have plans today. I'm like, Heather, you do not have plans, okay? You have trees in my face, bugs in my asshole. You've got some fucking water in mud, some muddy water, no, Heather. Yeah. So she said, we have plans.

And Ramona's like, I'm freaking out. Cause this is where I grew up. I was just a gen. And there was a mud pipe with this scotting. I was not very good. And I had this mud pi with the scotting. I was not very good. And I had this like, when Ramona tells me she's leaving, there's a part of me that believes that Ramona really came here to try and overcome her past.

Yeah. I feel in this moment, Ramona is really trying to do that. And she just can't give anymore. I mean, Ramona is really the model for selfless giving. Just trying so hard to give, giving, giving, giving. Is that Ramona going to go, yeah. My friend is coming to get me in this plane.

I'm going to go, what? Because Carol has been believing this load of horse shit now. Yeah. So, yeah, my friend, you have some private planes coming to get me. And Heather goes, you kidding me? She's like, yeah. Carol, I needed to drive me to the airport. And Carol's like, what? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, was some acting not Oscar, but people's choice or Daytime Emmy and I leaned was just at home like wow

Oh really, I'm gonna need 37,000 apologies for that bitch that felt icky that felt icky So so then Heather's like, hey, mamas. So for a moment, it was really struggling. It was like, this was like a big feat for her, just to leave Manhattan. So as soon as you guys, huge, huge, huge. Heather goes, yeah, her dad was a bad guy. And Heather and Kristen is so mad. Now she's like, I mean, so she would abuse

I get it. But that doesn't mean you can take it out on me. Yeah. I mean, come on. That's fun. It's like, you don't know what it feels like to see your mother with her head in a toilet bowl. You don't know what it's like when you try to get that head out and you have to call the plumber. And then all your contacts are deleted No, you're talking you're talking about your blackberry now Suddenly that was when you dropped your phone in the toilet come on So Kristen's like okay, you're right. I don't know what that's like. You don't know what it's like when you go down into your bait Jesus. Oh my God. Thank you

More drinks so she's like you don't know what it's like when you have a pickle and it's typing something out for you And then suddenly pickle is gone and nothing ever gets typed again It's like you're talking about an intern that you never paid or running away Sonia So Chris is trying to follow this. And she's like, you're right. I don't know what it's like. But just because that happened to her,

it doesn't mean she can take it out on me. And then it goes, yes she can. That's kind of the point. It's like a cycle. And so, and then Chris is like, I splashed her with water. And someone is like, you're not feeling it. You're not feeling it. So then Chris is like, look at this.

This is abuse too. I'm like, oh, okay. These trees are not doing their job. Okay, get back to how I'm going to get the trees. It's like that M Night Shyamalan movie where the trees just start killing everybody. You're like, I get their point. You know, it seemed like such a stupid movie at the time,

but now I'm like, hmm, I get those trees. I get those trees. They have a point. So Sonia, Sonia starts saying, well, you know what, Kristen, you provoke her. You provoke her. Which is really not a good word to use when you're talking about abusive situations.

And so. Well, yeah, that's the funny part. It's like you're trying to use abuse as an excuse for Ramona, but then you're sounding like a typical supporter of abuse. You're just like, it was your fault in the first place. She never would have hit you if you just didn't make her mad. It's so sick. It's so deliciously sick.

This show is so dark and gross and delicious and the best thing of all time. So then Heather's like, mama, mama time out, mama time out, hallo. Okay. The wrong adjective to use is provoking. That is the wrong adjective and then lose big moment. Well, I mean if we're gonna talk about vocabulary, provoking isn't an adjective. It's a verb just saying. Oh, felt good to get that

off my chest. I think time to play it's a gerund but fine. So there's like well she's been in therapy but it's probably time to go back and Chris is like probably time to go back. What part of my face falling off do you not understand? Well, she'll never go back to therapy because she's an awful person. So, enjoy that! Ha-ha! I'll be over here. So then Christian pulls Sonia aside to have an alone chat. She's like, but you have to understand my side, Sonia.

It's not okay. She's, it is okay because she's my friend. Like, the end. So he goes, listen, she has 200 great friends that she doesn't throw things at. Which is the weirdest laugh. Yes, 200 friends, she doesn't throw glasses at. Good point. Not guilty. That's because they all want an invite to the birthday luncheon. You see what happens if you speak up to Romani, you wind up at the roundhouse at the birthday part two.

What people will do for a decent bread basket. So then Adam shows up on his plane and Carol is really just playing this whole thing off. She's like doing her sex in the city, thing through this whole thing. She's like, look at us. The romance of a private plane. I'm gonna stand on this card. I'm like, what you go like this? She's like, I don't know what you think she's in.

She's in like a James L. Brooks movie. Get off that car hood. That was the predecessor to her sitting on the counter at the camera. Yes, Carol. I'm so glad you mentioned that, because I was afraid I was gonna have to be the one that broached the topic of Carol standing on the camera. Yes, Carol. I'm so glad you mentioned that, because I was afraid I was going to have to be the one that broached the topic of Carol standing on the hood.

No, Carol's just too much. Like, I don't think you should ever be, did you tell me to shut up? I don't care. No, I'm scared of you. Don't frame me. Someone said that it's so wrong. Oh, I was like, mom, who let my got you?

I got you. You Ronnie just got triggered. You were lucky to throw a glass at you. Yes. He. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got heard the thing, Carol, like, who cares how old you are? Why are people so fucking freaked out by it, you know? Like, Carol, you don't have to like pretend to, remember when she's like, five good summers left? And it's now like summer eight. And every time I see her Instagram, I'm like, oh my God, Carol's dead now.

You know, like every time I see her, I'm like, she's dead. Like, she's literally dead now. Like, she died three years ago. So, she's trying so hard with her sex in the city thing and standing on cars and like, I took out my good ass. I go, just stop. How about being like, listen, I'm 50 something years old.

That lived a long goddamn time. Most of the people I know have died and I haven't. So I win. I fucking win. How about that? We'll be discussing this carol car hood situation on WGN on Monday, thank you. It's like, and another thing. And you. So then, so now Ramona's gone.

So then there's like this little interstitial. Remember that awful time on Brava when they would always throw in these like one minute long things and like, I'm so glad that's over. This one was really truly nothing. It was literally they were like swimming. I was like okay. I was sweating for you to finish. So it was alright.

That's all it was. So now they're back at the house. Is that cool? We just get that tiny little sitting. I don't care. Literally just do whatever you want. We can talk about all of the family, right? We can talk about facts of life right now for all I care.

Do whatever you want. Later at talk about all of the family, right? We can talk about facts of life right now for all I care. Do whatever you want. Woo! Later at the house, I found it. Yeah, litter at the house. So now there, now Ramona's gone. And now they're starting to work on Sonia to get her to turn, you know? Because now that Ramona's not there,

so they're like, wow, Sonia, we can't believe that Ramona left without saying goodbye to you. She did? It's like Sonia just realized that Ramona's not there. It's like she did? How could she do that? And Carol goes, yeah, she called her friend Adam. He has a little blame.

Ramona just leaves without saying goodbye. That is very out of character for her. Yeah. And so now they're going to go to the lake to go on a pontoon boat But before they get there they pile into a car and you just hear Luan say how do I lose the front seat? Oh Sure just put me in the back seat. This is during that period of time Which is probably still happening when they keep giving bad arrangements to Luan like the time in Vermont when just

Deep in the basement. Oh, well, I guess put me in the basement. I mean, I only just got married two weeks ago, but sure I put the newlywed in the basement. Fine. The best room didn't come from no place. Yeah. Okay. There's a long history on this show. So they go on this pontoon boat, and there's like a 10 year old person on this boat.

Yeah, I mean he is like, yes. and there's like a 10 year old person on this boat. I mean, he's like, yes. He is so young. He's just learned about classic rock, you know. He's at that age. So of course, so, and he's like totally bonering out of her eyes, you know. He's got boners coming out everywhere. So she's like, um, hi. His name is Austin, right?

Yes, and Urban. So hi, Austin. You're 20 urban. So, hi, Austin. Yes. You're 20. And he's like, yeah. And he's like, mm. Oh, yeah. Do you ever go on to Christian Mingle online? I tried it, but I was unmatchable.

Guess that's what happens when you go commando, am I right? So, Austin, have you graduated? Have you graduated? Do you have your own apartment? He's like, no, I live with my parents. And she's like, deal break, girl, do you think conservative? What?

He's like, yeah, little. She goes, do you Catholic me too? So you go on Christian Mingle online? I went on there, I was unmatchable. Do I look unmatchable? Can I stay with you tonight? I'm gonna promise you tonight you're gonna have it. And it's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be rich. He's like, oh, but you know, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's like call me later. Tell me you're safe. And she's and she's like I'm fucking Sony the night And Sonya is doing this really crazy like you know, just like nymph I don't know if it's nymphy or whatever, but she's like she crosses her eyes

Like shaking her head all the time And so everyone jumps into ghost swimming and she stays there with with Austin and she's like I don't want to mess up my hair And he goes it'll be fine. She goes, what do you wanna do? So gross. But also so hot. She's great. That's great.

So back in the car, Kristen and Heather are in a bottle loan and they talk about her lip. Like literally, Ramona can't leave this show. Look what happens when Bethany leaves. Or like, Bush, however. Look what happens when Ramona takes the plane away. I'm like, so excuse me.

I was still laughing, quiet a bit. So, so now they're all dancing. And this is how, should we dance the way they dance on Real House of New York? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. They're like weird overly sexual peanuts. They just stand in the same place and, yeah. Like, make the same two movements ever and over. Christmas time is here. They're like... So apparently Ramona, now they're just gossiping about Ramona. And apparently Ramona, I think, had told Carol or something.

She's like, whoa, Kristen's annoying me now. Like, what'd she say? Oh, you never talked to me and asked me questions. Meanwhile, the whole trip, I don't think there's more more to say this. I actually, no, here I actually know what happened. OK. So Carol is starting some shit here, right?

So Kristen's like, oh my God, you know how she hit me with that glass? She was about to throw the or at my face. Can you imagine how she threw the orr? Kristen is making like this hole. She's like now on the Titanic. Could you imagine? Could you imagine she, imagine if there was an anvil

on that canoe, I mean. Yes, so Kristen is just making it this huge thing. And Carol decides that there should be more drama. So Carol's like, well Ramona was saying that she didn't like you because she doesn't think you're interested in her. And then it shows the clip of Ramona going, Kristen complaints, I don't try to get to know her, but meanwhile, all she does is stand ramp,

do nothing, okay? You wouldn't even know she was there. She wants a tall, tall person, tall and pretty. So Kristen's like, she's turning that around, which Ramona never said that to Carol. Carol's just starting to sit now, 12? Pretty. So Kristen's like, she's turning that around, which Ramona never said that to Carol. Carol's just starting to sit now, right? Yeah. So Kristen's like, she's turning that around, Carol.

I was saying it's a spa that she doesn't even try to get to know me. And Carol's like, yeah, but she doesn't think there's so much substance. Like, here's just another pretty face. And Kristen's like, first of all, I'm pretty. But she's like, second of all, I'm pretty. But she's like, second of all, that's centrically shaped,

just saying, oh my God, she's pretty, she must be dumb. Yeah, and then she's like, she's saying, I'm just another pretty face, and I'm saying, she's just another angry bitch. I was like, oh, Kristen. And she's learning from Heather. It's like those fingers just coming out. So Kristen, Carol's like,

Yeah, well, I think it was better. She's, it was better for her to leave because, you know, maybe there's some competitive jealousy. And Kristen's like, I'm not jealous of Ramona in any field. I was like, really? She has ageless? No! My Ramona, she puts on her face. How's POC doing? Yeah. So actually, I saw POC being sold in LaGuardia Airport from one of those vending machines.

Really? Yes. I mean, it was like three years ago. And it was Kristen's face like this. And then you could like pull a slot for like a different like Kristen color to come out. Like why was she made it? She's a vending machine in an airport.

That's big. A color like slide. Slide. So now they're back at the house. So Kristen of course has to call Josh and let him know what's happening. And he could not care less. I know.

He's like you're stupid. They end up hanging up on her. Yeah. She literally hang up on Chris Bay. She's basically like, we spent the day on the lake. You would have loved it. He goes, I'm jealous. She says, I want to talk to Cass.

Her kid is named Cass. I mean, not to be confused with like PayPal, you know? Like my kid. My kid, Ben Mo. So then- What a hero. So then they all go out to dinner at a restaurant and great barrington. And this is actually it's funny because this is the moment where Heather lost me in the episode.

Because they walk up this restaurant and Heather goes, Reservation for Heather, party of fabulous. It's like you're fired. You're fired. Heather, the walking gather sign. You know, like she is like literally. And then she turns to Carol and says, you look pretty Razz. Really pretty. I was like, oh, I forgot that she was to call Razz, Carol Razz a little Razz. So then Sonia just totally met still, right? So Sonia's like, yeah, I said you're pretty tonight, even though you're a bullshit bisexual.

And then I was like, where did this bullshit bisexual storyline come from anyway? Oh, Sonia, they're talking about Carol. So Sonia's like, because I met Carol in a gay bar and she was flirting with me, and I was dating Zappos, but I was still open to meeting her, and I'm like, Sonia really thinks she's dating Zappos,

like the two companies. Yes. Sonia's that stupid. She's like, oh my God, kept sending me emails after our first contacts. Well, I gave Foot Locker a blow job. Zappos, what a size queen. So, a block of a blowjob. Zapos, what a size queen. So then she calls Luan a true sexual. And Luan is like, what? What is a true sexual? Well, it means I think that you're truly sexual.

You know, this sort of person who's so truly sexual, she'd hold herself up in a hotel room in Palm Beach and go at it until she had to be forcefully removed. That's a true sexual, true sexual. I love women but I'm not a bisexual. Carol makes a very good point though. She goes, I wouldn't have sex with Sonia because then that would mean that I would have had sex with Harry Dubin. And half of New York City. Well, that's just being bisexual,

a matching being gay. We've literally all fucked each other. Like, if you start putting like your friend group, like do like serial killer detect detectives do put a pin here and then put a string here, you'll make like a macrame. We're like, oh my God! It's like those old AT&T commercials.

We're all connected. Remember those commercials? That's what AT&T's doing. So I go, no! They're very great. At the AT&T flashback. So now they're all talking about how Ramona's just fucking crazy at this point, right?

And she keeps getting away with this shit. And Luann's like, I love, it seems like this was 20 years ago. I know. Because in the show you hear like, don't go away. And it's the text sound that she had on her phone. The way I like pulls out like a team mobile sidekick. Let me see.

Yeah. She's like, hmm. Oh, let me check on my phone. Hmm. It's like moving aside, we all to get to her text. Hello, this is Countess Luendal Osseph. Oh, it's a text message, I'm sorry. Hmm.

Well, get this, girls. I just got a text massage from a friend, a party in the house, a friend who's in a party in the haptist, who's at Molly Simpson's party. And she says, Ramona, you're supposed to be with the girls. And Kretson's like, she's in a party. Well, of course she is. And you know something, this milking of her abuse story

is getting old. I've known Ramona for years. and I doubt, I have no doubt she was abused. But now she's just using it. And now they're all mad because they wanted to go to Molly Simms' party. It's now they're furious. And the best part is that Heather's, Heather's like, can't believe this. And Heather's like, you know what Ramona told me? And apparently Ramona did this to Heather.

Look, I'm crying, okay? Look, look, it's a tear. It's a tear. It's a tear. It's a tear. Do you see? It's a tear. Crying right now.

It's a tear. It's a tear. It's a tear. It's a tear. Mine's bigger. Whoa, we both have tears. We're crying together. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Who are you to get me? What was your tear? You threw a tear in my tear my face I threw an absolute bottle and you face Sorry, I'm gonna have my hand at the moment So don't you say come on guys stop So wait you're saying that Ramona manipulates me all the time. Yes, oh, yeah, she lied to you And she knew from the beginning she was going to go to Molly Sins's party. She lights you. She lights you.

She lights you. She lights you. Give me my apple back. She lights you. She lights you. Give me my apple back. She lights you. She wouldn't.

She says, She lights you. She lights you. Listen, Sonya doesn't exactly live in the real world. So being hit in the face with reality was really hard. Not you, Kristen. Calm down. He doesn't exactly live in the real world. So being hit in the face with reality was really hard. Not you, Christian. Calm down.

Oh, I'm getting a little concerned about our friend Ramona. Ha! Okay, so now they decide their big revenge on Ramona is to have an intervention. And it's Luan. Now who's like this? Luan, Vam. Luan, Vam. Do you know what'll be fun, girls? An intervention. And it's Lou An, who's like this? Lou An, five.

You know what'll be fun, girls? An intervention. We'll have so much fun. You know what I love? A good, old-fashioned intervention. Don't hold that against me. It's much more fun than being a manager. Ha!

Let's get it. And then it turns into like an old-timey, like arsenic and old-layered, like an old timey, like arsenic and old layers, like an old murder she wrote in mystery. And they all start saying, wacky, really sad things at the end. Christen goes, the Christen goes, finally Ramona, you're gonna get what's coming to you.

Yeah. And then Heather goes, we're gonna cook her goose. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Why would it slip it? What is this?

It was so crazy. I imagine it was like 37. It was like a power room comedy. I'm absolutely not care. You know how you can tell where Mona Singer is lying. Her lips are moving. But you know what though? I have to say the similar thing is happening

in Orange County right now, and they're like, Timmer is a master manipulator, and they're so angry. And this is the reason why I love New York, because they're like, fucking Ramona is a master manipulator. We're gonna take her down, yeah! And I was like, this is never gonna work. You're never gonna corner Ramona, and then they shout, coming next week! And Ramona was like, this is never gonna work. You're never gonna corner Ramona and then they shout.

Coming next week. And Ramona's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Because remember, they pin her into the table. These are the nods. You're attacking me. You're attacking me. I feel very comfortable.

I feel very, you're attacking me. Okay, I feel that way. I feel that way. I feel attacked in this way. Whoa. And that brings us to the end of the real-ass life. Thank you, Chicago. You guys are awesome. Thank you so much for coming to the Rachel. We'll see you next time. Happy Ben-Rong Kong. Come on! you Placing dealsals, Boundless Options It's Hot Grill Summer at Whole Foods Market from June 14 through July 4.

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