Watch What Crappens - RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta

Episode Date: October 14, 2019

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Oh. So anyway, welcome. We are so excited to be doing a rewind of Real Housewives of New York City. Yes. Wow. Oh my god. We are so, so excited about this.

We love whatever we get to cover, because Bravo is so full of shit at all times. And it speaks to us on such a deep level. And so we're always excited. But today, we thought, let's just do, we haven't done a classic episode for in a while. In a long time. And man, we just watched this hit and we're dying.

Okay. It seems like it was done in 1980. It was three years ago. Did everyone watch the episode to catch up? Oh my God. So we're really excited. In fact, this is the first time I've actually been drinking at a show since like back in May or something like that. So we're so, because you know why? You know why? Because I'm feeling Giovanni. Yeah, how can you not? I mean, this whole episode is so funny watching how

quickly alcoholism works. Yeah. I mean, just those that opening like, or whatever Durinda says about, it's like, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made

this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you make this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you made this thing, you I know I actually felt bad for Luan in this episode because watch get reminded me that like really every

Cast member of this show has had a season where everyone accuses them of being an alcoholic. It happened to Ramona It's now this season was like when Sony it was happening to Sonya Durinda and Luana it was like the musical chairs of the I know I actually felt bad for Luan in this episode because watch get reminded me that like really every cast member of this show has had a season where everyone accuses them of being an alcoholic. It happened to Ramona It's now this season was like when Sony it was happening to Sonya, Durinda and Luana. It was like the musical chairs of the And you're the one that's going to rehab. And she's like, what? Me. And when we originally covered this episode,

we did, I think, 30 minutes on Lou Ann going to the sushi rocks place or whatever it's called. We just kept singing like sushi songs. And then she became Lou Ann, the cover ace. We know that. And things that just happened over the years. There were a lot of things in this episode that like, they were like foreshadowing so much stuff that we now know.

It was kind of like amazing to go back only three years but like, oh my God, you know. Also, it was like, Sanya being sober. I mean, it's just so weird. This whole episode is so weird. It's also amazing if you think about it, like what a stretch of Real Housewives of New York history

that we had this episode and then the next episode is that they go to the Berkshires. Like, what, we did not deserve that. That was just too amazing. Too amazing. You don't know how much you appreciate Staten Tell. You know, it's like years late. Like Carol. I mean, come on. This was perfect watching Carol. See, this is hilarious. This was the most Carolest Carol moment than Carol's. Carol is so Carol. Okay, let's start. We can welcome to watch a crab dance. A podcast. Oh, let's start. Welcome to Watch Your Crabs and so podcasting.

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. We have to say something. You know, we just get up here and start, oh, started the side again for the butt crack. I always have to, because you know it's coming. Yeah. Sorry for my awesome butt crack.

I love that guy. Okay, so we're going to start with the previous these because we have to. Yeah. Oh wait, there's one thing I do want to say the voice of God thing said turn your phones off You don't have to turn your phones off you can take photos and video to your watch content, okay? Call your mother Okay, so previously the real house of New York City they went to this psychic or something who was this lady

She's like I read energy and I should like, she's one of the real estate people that their friends with. I read energy. Okay, so then, Dorenda is like, okay, do you see me getting married again? And ladies like, it won't be a John or Monica's. Thanks, God. Thank God.

Ramona is so Ramona in every season, but this year she's, I don't know, I'm always trying to figure out the right way to describe Ramona without being completely offensive. So I was thinking today, she's kind of like the Operation Game. You know when you play Operation, and there's like that fat guy on the table, and you have like little tweezers,

and you have like get his bones out. And then whenever you touch the side, it's just like that. That's Ramona, okay. She's like, what? They, they, they, they, they, go. Hey. It's like this poor, this poor operation guy

has died 20 times in the first five seconds. So, well, that makes sense to why Ramona's Ramona, she's like perpetually undergoing a terrible operation. Giving one, giving it to him. Oh, giving it to him. Giving him an operation, right? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, and the guy does look like John me the operation, right? It's like And the guy does look like John on the operation game today like

Oh god John is the operation guy. So yeah, this is when Ramona and John hated each other Yeah, and then Ramona's like thank God not compared to John Thank what what thank what what thank God and now we've said it. And so the jurid is like, Oh, you did just nice. You did just nice. I just said, thank God. Okay. Sorry. I'm a Christian and I support God. Okay. Thank you. God.

Thank you. I'm praising the Lord. Okay. And then jurid and they're going, Check your mouth. You're crazy, man. So then we go to another scene in the previous leads. And it's John talking to Tyrinda.

And I remember it was the scene where he ate something off her plate. And she's like, you know what? You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're go, whoa, damn, I fucked you. I never get to talk to you again. I fucked you. I fucked you. I was doing it like I like wagon wheel. And also, Dorenda and John are broken up, right? Is that? Oh, I'll believe it when I see it.

I don't think that you're ever, yeah, they're taking a brain to let you spill some like, casso on or blouse. Hey, Jen. Hey, Jen! LAUGHTER So, this was my favorite period of Durand-Din-john, because it was when she was still allowing John to come on the show. Because, never she stopped letting John come on the show.

She said, yeah, I believe in you, child. I don't even like John. Because everyone turned against John. But they have the most fun abusive relationship to watch. She's always just like, really, like always fighting in public. And so at this scene, she's like, any of you in remonialy is actually

feeling the longer, right? No, we're saying tonight, feeling, feeling, feeling, feeling, feeling, feeling. And she goes, let me finish. She's like, let me finish. That is so weird. That is so weird. It's weird. That is so weird. It's weird. It is weird.

It's real. This loves everything they were in. Hey. Welcome back to my new home romantic dinner. Good night. Good night. It's going to be a romantic night. Hey, my son.

You know what? You ordered to me. I didn't say you did that. Thank you't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn't say you didn But history makes this has a way of making us look back and she goes Adam is in Ethiopia making a film about a group of doctors that travel around the world And Carol also has one of those pillars that says sleep sleep. Oh, okay. What's your remind yourself Carol? Gather. And this is another relationship was just always so awkward to watch. She's like, can you see me? He's like breaking up, breaking up. You're like, you're a hands-at-and-what-hey, it's not breaking up. Yeah, he's like, sorry, the connection in Ethiopia is really bad. He's like in Brooklyn.

You know, he's in Brooklyn, right? Yeah. He's at the dummy lofts. Dumbbo. Dumbbo. There is probably a problem. There is probably a problem. Yeah, it's a awesome place. He's just like a collective. We like to urban beekeeping. It's awesome. Adam is in Ethiopia making a film about doctors. It's like shut up, Carol. Okay, so then next is, I just had to say it again, because it's too full of things. Like you can't make that shit out. Adam is an archery.

I'm making a documentary about quilt workers making a quilt that's supposed to go around a donkey that's going to carry a dentist to a mountain and they're going to fix the tooth of an e-moo. Errrr. Errr. Errr. Errr.

Errr. Errr. It's not a good sound, you guys. ASMR. Guys, this is where you're gonna be doing this the next two hours, so just. Yeah. So then another thing looking back is Lewand's

blatant cocaine necklace. Did you guys? It's like one of those horns, thank you. Horn. And it's like so obviously, Coke. Like Katie on Van Arup rules, whereas one to be cool, you know, it's like that kind of necklace. And Lewand hasn't been called out yet, so she can still get away with it. And I never even noticed until this. So thanks, Lewand. Wow. So this is the gray garden season where Luan's storyline is that she's going to go stay with Sonia. I love that this episode is the episode where all the story

lines converge, right? They all happen in this episode. It's all the best it was in this episode. So in the previous leaves, Luan goes up to Ramona. I know when Luan's mad at Ramona, she has a certain way. She's just like, It's like a shake of the back. Let me shake my hair that Bethy is going to steal.

Sonia tells me that you're concerned that I'm staying with her in New York. Ramona. What, just think? It's going to be a brothel. What do you call it? It's like a zoo. Whatever.el. What do you call it? It's like a zoo. Whatever.

Would the men are coming in and out, you know what I'm saying? Sorry. Sorry. Seems like that person. I don't need to be that person. I just have them out. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Me, a bad influence. Are you kidding me, Miss? Turtle time! Burn, girl friends. Are you kidding me miss turtle time? Burn, girlfriend. Oh wow So then we see Sonia having her birthday party where she's like I Would just like to announce my new

Paseco Tips you go never like Yeah, great idea Never thank you. Yay, great idea. And then Jules, bless Jules. Jules did not have the easiest ride in this world. Poor Jules. Everyone, by the way, if you did Order of Calzone, please check inside it to make sure there's no metal objects. Make sure there is no little telling round we can have cats up in there. Yeah. Girl, so remember they were so mean to Jules that by the the Jules by the end we were like poor Jules Yeah, Jules ever do and then you watch this episode again

I did I did actually like Jules by the end because she was sort of like they were because that this was also peak Carol and Bethany being mean girls and they were the most mean girls ever to Jules remember that when Jules And buy them over to have like bagels and she's like come over we'll have bagels of gnawsh and they came over like look at this like it's a house like this got planks up. I'll look at that. Oh look, I don't see a lot of people. I'm like, can't look at them out of it.

I'm just gonna walk. I'm just gonna walk in the living room. No, we gotta do something. How about this? Wait, I gotta, I'm gonna go and see if I'm dry. I'm going out. How about this? Yeah, this house is stupid.

Oh, whatever Bethany said. Now, jewels Bethany said. Now, jewels do not emerge. Adams and Ethiopia are talking. Wow, driving up this driveway to Jewel's house reminds me of being in what Micarag was probably like, which is where Adam is doing a documentary about people who make tongue depressors. That would actually be more interesting than anything Adam has ever done on his show.

But actually, Jules really did not emerge from this show well because you remember that right after the show ended, it's her little guy. Remember her little guy? Yeah, he looked like a minor character from American Pie. So he looked like a pie. The guy from Num pie. So he he looked like a guy from numbers. He looks like the pie from American pie. He looked like the pie. The pie that wasn't even used. So that pie was used. Yeah. But it was not. But he was he had like an entire he was having a huge affair, right? And then they just had like the worst, worst custody battle and all that stuff, right?

And now we see why he doesn't want. Now we see why she refuses to hire the nanny after all. So anyway, it was really sad for Jules because at the end, you were like, oh my God, she's a victim, but yeah, and then she's a total asshole. Yeah. So she goes, so then after Sonia reveals she's doing tipsy girl, Jules goes up to Sonia goes, so did you speak about this to Bethany and Sonia goes,

oh, I can't wait. It can't handle me. By the way, at any given time, feel free to just go poor son, yeah. It doesn't matter what part of the episode. And then someone else, if you're someone say poor son, then the other person next to them has to go literally. I know, I heard your growing, I know. for Sonya, then the other person next to them has to go. Literally. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I know, I heard you're growing, I know.

It hurt me too. So yeah, then we get their opening lines, which is like, what is this, like the first episode of Magnum PI? Like where did these come from? Do you when an agent walked into a bar, and then they had me? Like what is this? Like the first iteration of Housewives ever? No, I know.

Not a great line. I think that often gets overlooked. I mean, obviously, like this, as much as we love New York, it probably has one of the worst taglines in history with Kristen Taigman. What was it again? It's like, I may not be smart, but I'm pretty.

This one's right up there. She came out with a makeup plan for white ladies called POC If you don't watch the show this is all true these are things that happened Wow, okay, and Carol and Carol was at one of the marketing sessions and was like, Why don't you name one of the colors slide? Oh God, Carol. So then we... Poor Sonia, am I right? Literally. So we opened with Sonia with her assistant, not Pickles.

I was like, all any assistant on this show who's not Pickles, poor Pickles. This is when Pickles went missing and nobody even cared. Where the fuck is pickles? It's like for wears now, I'm worried. So she's like, um, the count is just coming. You know, maybe we should put her upstairs. It'll be like a AP poop, what they call this? An air blabla, they're gonna be all right. Maybe our, like an Airbnb. Yeah, it's an air blue, blue, blue, blue, black, blubble all this extreme sun. There's a dead raccoon, I think.

I think she's going to enjoy that. And I think there's a ghost of a founding father. So it's going to be great. I bet so many friends stay there. I mean, I have friends from Pakistan, France, Europe, Mexico. Yeah. Wakanda. That's a wherever, you know.

The area that's created this state up there. They love it. There's a champion bitch up there. Yeah. Mexico Maconda that passed so wherever you know Mariana's So many great state up that they love it. There's a champion bitch up there. Yeah We're actually opening up the first waffle house in the north up there Yeah, they all stay here and the man's like well, you know, I think without her daughter Sony is just a little aimless so it's good for her to have me around I'm like, you're such a fucking three-year-old, you know, like the pillar of stability that it was Luana

to help tell us up. Yeah, and this is when Luana was still clinging to her last vestiges of like money, you know, or like pretend you still had the money and stuff. And so she was still doing that. The head shake in the back, I'm like, wow, I'm a Sony, I'm just having her out. So she leads Luann up to this room and it's like this apartment has a giant Karen Hueger tube TV like enormous. It looked like the apartment that Don Draper stayed in when like circa like season three of the year. It's like a sad divorced guy in the 50s apartment. The last person stayed there was an advertising executive in 1964. Yes. It's like TV dinners.

I have fun. So, Lewand's like, oh, well, look at this place. I have two properties. And it's important, you know, just just to be flexible because I just know any day I'm gonna meet Mr. Ride and who knows where he's gonna whisk me off to write some. Yeah he might whisk me off to the penthouse of a tall building that has a cookie jar in it. You never know. Y'all, I mean it's gonna be so glamorous, we got the, I don't know, we got the boat.

No, that doesn't sound right. I'm gonna work, you know. Maybe that'll come to me. I got the buggy. No son, you just never know son. When he's gonna come whisk me away Guys what were we doing three years ago? I feel like I was literally just sitting here eating fucking starbursts Yeah Sweating onto something drinking a martini complaining about these house like yeah

Yeah, so so on you and I just love the effortless Shade They just throw at each other. She's like, well, I think it's realistic for Luan to find someone because she's been out there. I mean, she's been dating, and I mean, I mean, the odds are good. She's been dating about like 6,000 men all at once. So, she's the 11, she's the 11 guy. And then Lee turns it right back. She's like, oh, wow. How's the tipsy girl thing? What thing what what you sprung that right on

and then a clip of so yeah for the first of mine million times this episode going everyone he knows we knows I love Prasaka I also love mothballs, smelling them, eating them, drinking them. Mexico, France, Nigeria. So then, Luan's like, wait a minute, what about this? I'm just like, well, here's the thing. I know Peter because I worked with him in 88, 89. He, like, Peter, Michael Ducakis and I, it was like the three of us. Ross Perot stayed in that room.

Ross Perot loved the mini-frame. Love him. So funny. So this is Ramona's Peter. This is, so the season prior Ramona, this, this I guess in the post-Mario era, Ramona's Peter. This is the season prior Ramona, this I guess, in the post-Mario era. Ramona wanted to get into a restaurant tour, eh? Like this is flirting Ramona. She still jerks her head around a step,

but now she does it like kind of with her hands between her knees, going... This is the funniest shit watching Ramona flirt with this guy, Peter. This was late in the lead just using her. Yeah, like the most the shadiest shadester of all time, and they were going to have a restaurant called Ayo-Way. Ayo-A. Wish it was named after the most popular phonics that she ever said.

Ayo-Way. Okay? Take okay and take out the K. Yeah, Ay, okay. Okay? I'm gonna have a restaurant. Ay, okay. So she's, they're sitting in this restaurant that it turns out he's just the manager of

this restaurant, you know, it's like me going Ramona? This pizza hut is now gonna be called Ramona Hut. It's like, okay man, both of them. So, I like a Ramona Hut because I'm a realistic maven, okay? Maven? As long as the hut is south of the highway, I'll be happy, okay? Or should I say, okay away?

I'm gonna see the pants off Jabba-da. So, beater's like, yeah, this is gonna be a great place for a moment. I should say, oh, will you let the dance here? Oh, he's like, only if it's you dancing on the bar. So like, what if it's me dancing on the bar? With my daughter slash best friend Avery, okay? I'll be like, whoa, hey Avery, you want to dance on a bar a-way?

And it will dance up there, and it won't be like, whoa, I'm so drunk. I'm like, no no you're not drunk What you think is double vision is just me with my daughter who looks like me because I'm ageless okay It's like to Lindsay you though ends up there and they go to summer camp nobody even knows what the divorce pairs are gonna It's called the Mario trap So son is like well, you know, I've known Peter way longer than Ramona Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! And I love that. Perseco. Yeah. Everyone knows I love Perseco. So anyway, I just wanted to introduce it to a small intimate group of friends, which she keeps saying over and over again, is that there weren't like 100 people there on a camera crew.

Yes. Like extras. So then Luanne already knows, this is a disaster. She's like, well, it's on. Did you talk to Bethany about it? Just, you know, skinny girl, tipsy girl. I mean, I don't know if she's gonna be down with that. Yeah, I mean, they sound sort of the same.

It's like having a supermarket called Daga Stino, another one called Daga Stonco. You know what I'm saying? That's not foreshadowing, anything is it? And so, it's like, there's a million restaurants called tipsy and a million wine stores called tipsy. And I was like, I don't think there's literally one anywhere, but yeah, and you're also not opening up a wine store or a restaurant.

I mean, some of you does make a good point here, which goes, well, when she came out with Skinny Girl, Skinny Bitch was the biggest thing going. Which is true, and do you remember that? That's Hungry Girl, too, at the time, as well. Hungry Girl, still here. I'm a girl, this is a hungry girl. A hungry girl still here. It's my doormat, my welcome mat. Hungry girl. That there is also John brought up. Remember that fight when Bethany and John started fighting

at that bra party? It's like, I didn't even hear John, but they were like, you want to blow some rails, John? You want to blow some rails? And he's like, we'll have a skinny cow. And that was followed by Bethany having some sort of party at the Hamptons and John came. And he kept on trying to apologize.

And Bethany kept on running away. So it was like 10 minutes of John chasing Bethany around her yard. Wasn't that the same party that Lewand tried to apologize? And she had the whoo. And that was she showing up with the whoo-oop like, look, I'm fun. Oh, look at look, I'm fun. Look at me.

I'm just a fun countess. That lube from me to the good, and I'm kind of like a cabaret star. I'm going to walk around this side, this lit up, this is bar, like 30 times until she's just gone. I'm not sure that that all happened to the same party, but it all happened on the same show. Which is why this is the best show on TV.

It's always. She's always bethany running from somebody around her peck on Hampton. It's always, this is always Bethany running from somebody around her back on Hampton. It's true. Back yard. I guess we're out of size. It's just over to the side. Hi.

Whoa. So Sonja, who really does seem to believe this, is like, well, you know, Bethany's my mentor. And if I could just have a piece of her market, I'd be happy. It's not like I need to be a multi-millionaire, you know, little doggy on a monopoly thing. Whatever, you know, I'd be happy. It's not like I need to be a multi-millionaire, you know, little dog on a monopoly thing. Whatever, you know, just a little piece.

And the Wands, like, oh well, Sony is like, yeah, I'm not planning on being like a mogul, like Bethany, you know, I don't wanna become a cold-hearted bitch with no relationships. I just wanna keep my, what I'm doing, my own little thing, and the Wands is like, well, I mean, when you don't plan on being a mogul, is when you become a mogul, I mean,

look at me, yeah, I'm not planning on becoming a cap on being a mogul, is when you become a mogul, I mean, look at me! I'm not planning on becoming a cap-raised star anytime soon. Am I right? One, two, three, hit it, boys! I'm gonna be a cap-raised star, cap-raised star. One little bald man is all he takes to make a lady. So Bethany is, of course, this season, Bethany, really triggered me, okay?

I was so upset with Bethany, all of the season. And here we are with Bethany walking down the street with somebody holding an umbrella over her, and she's fucking Donald Trump. You know, then Melania's walking behind Donald Trump, like, okay, it's raining on my head, whatever. You know, what do I do? I'm just glad to be here.

I don't care on my jacket. I don't. I'm Melania Judai, it's just sitting in the back of the salad. Oh, big news today. This country is one last person in it. His name is Jo Judai. So what? Who cares?

I think that was his own. So what? You know what? So what? I'm going to go to the league and call it my wife and call it a super again. You know who cares? No, who cares? You know what? I think that was his own. You know what? I'm going to call it Lee and call it my wife and you know call it a super again. You know who cares? No who cares? Charles, I hear she's the out of presence. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding wouldn't know. But Joe, wow, people are saying he looks like the situation from Jersey Shore.

Yeah. Which gives the situation a lot to look forward to. I know all of us. It's like every day I'm like, I need to leave Spain. I'm so fat. And I was like, I ain't losing weight. It's like I'm keeping the fat I got. I'm staying the same.

Joe. And Joe looks so happy, though, it's like, I'm like, who are you? Why are you smiling? It's not like you, Joe. Joe's usually just like, hey, who wet my voice a bitch, so wet. So what, who cares? What, I was talking to the operator. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what? It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap.

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So Bethany walks into this dinner holding an umbrella. Yeah, or having an umbrella held or her. Poor or her and everyone's like, why didn't Kevin quit? So she's aggravated because she's Bethany and she's but she's especially aggravated because this tipsy girl thing has made it into page six Whatever so she comes this restaurant and she's not the only one Ramona comes in and people sometimes think our impersonations are like weird But let me tell you something something this is how Ramona enters this seat is low this seat wait this seat I don't like this chair I don't want this chair I don't want it okay let's try this one I don't like this chair. I don't want it. Okay, let's try this one. I

Don't like this chair. Oh, also, okay Let's try this one This chair does not that's not the right. I don't like this Little too high What I want that chair. Can I have that chair? I like that chair. Oh, I like this chair I like this chair. Okay, you bring me this chair. Okay, bring two of them now get up. Carol get up Now that I've moved three chairs around I want you to move the rest of the chairs around also, okay? I'm in care. I was like, I don't need another chair My boy friend is into my trauma. Sumatra making a documentary about chair workers.

Sorry, I'm petite, okay? Yeah, that's the best part. She tells the waiter after she's moved around all these chairs and decided to hide that she wants the identical chairs. She then manages to compliment herself by making some fun of asking to do something. Swarries, I'm very petite. Kay? So I tend to sit low in chairs already.

That takes a lot of work. Takes a lot of work to get this petite, which is French for petite. I don't know this person. That shows. And then she finally sits in the chair and she goes, now I feel like a person, okay? Carol, try it, try it, Carol.

I need a chair, I'm on. I want to try it, do it. You want your seat belt, right? Sit in this chair. Okay, try it. I want you to try it. You want me to try it. As I think you don't like it. You need me it. You should try it. You should try it. I want you to try it. You can try it. You can try it.

I think you don't like it. Maybe you don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. You'll be a little higher. Maybe you'll get a scooter.

I like those boys' business. They're very fair. They're very fair. The people who listen to you. I know people have a hard time listening to you. You're higher. You're your voice. Hey.

And then Bethany enters. So Bethany tees. So Bethany comes and says. Oh, hi. hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi I don't appreciate this restaurant. I don't appreciate this restaurant. I let this restaurant into my brand summit. I don't appreciate it. Hi. So you take credit for everything in two seconds. I picked the restaurant. I've been like everything. And so Ramon is like, well, you know what? I'm ordering.

Because these girls aren't even listening. Like Ramon, you just rearranged after restaurants. Also, boss move ordering for Bethany, right? She is the queen of like, will you get it? She's like, okay, so here's what I ordered. I ordered seafood tower. And I ordered a friend of mine. I ordered a seafood tower. And I ordered a seafood tower. And I ordered a seafood tower. I've arranged after I've done it. Also, boss move ordering for Bethany, right? She is the queen of like, will you get it? She's like, okay, see, he's what I ordered.

I ordered seafood tower, and I ordered a french bread pizza, and I ordered a tie. I just have a tie, just to have a look. Okay, that's what it's gonna be. Eat it. Eat it. My idea. I'd like to order the sampler platter of my idea.

That would be great, thanks. So then, Ramona Kuz, she goes, let's have the tuna toa toa. The mini tocos. Oh, oh, free, range chicken lollipops. Okay. And then she does this and then she turns the women right up to saying, he goes, I ordered tuna toa toa. Mini tocos, free, range lollipops. And then here's another thing. And tuna. She's like, she goes, fish tacos and tuna tartar and breath and he goes, um, well, I'm allergic to fish and tuna,

so I'm glad you ordered. Seeds, seeds are planted in this episode. You see, and you know I love. That was the moment Ramona was like, oh, you're allergic to fish? I will always remember that forever and ever. You see and you know I love that you know that was the moment Ramona was like oh your allergic fish I will always remember that forever and ever Never feed you fish again I'm sorry I interrupted you no, I was just gonna say Danny Pellegrino

I'd like feel like we should be saying this very because we love our dad. And I'm usually like the crazy friend, he's like, guess what is it, conspiracy, everyone's against me. Dan listening to me. And Danny is like, Bethany is not allergic to fish. It's a lie and I've seen her on YouTube making fish. Yeah. Danny's done a whole episode about like, it's done multiple episodes.

He has the nicest person, like this way of saying that. He's the nicest person, this is the thing that he's like, this is my mission. This is it. Which I'm for because I always think Bethany is full of shit. But then I'm also the person when you start crying, I'm like, you're totally right. You're totally, like serial killers, when serial killers turn over and they're like, I'm so sorry I found Jesus. I'm like, oh my God. It's okay.

It serves another shot. There's 20 people you slaughtered. It's okay. You're sorry. Yeah Danny's like nah, she's not allergic to fish. So every time I hear fish Have you watched season eight episode seven lately? They she does say she's allergic to fish at this point. So there you go There you go that's ethnicity. Somebody saying something a long time ago. Yeah There you go. That's the answer to somebody saying something a long time ago. Yeah. Sorry.

Sorry. So Bethany started talking about the fact that Sonia is coming into the skinny girl offices tomorrow and you know she feels certain sort of way. Ceremonis like. Sometimes my boobs is just like come on darling. Lift up. I just feel you down there. Like this thing to bend in. I'm like why do I feel my n like listening to Ben and I'm like,

why do I feel my nipple on my belly button? Get up here, come on. You just need to be renewed. So, I'm sick. So, Sonya's gonna be coming in, and you know, Ramona just is like, like the least supportive friend of all time. She's like, well, you know what, Sonya always comes up

with these strange cock-a-me-me-be businesses that are just bullshit, as opposed to to AOA and my future skincare line called Ageless by Ramona. And don't forget Truvenue! Don't forget! When I spent that whole episode at that beginning of that season going Truvenue, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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offended that she would do a copycat date. Personally, I'm offended. That's it. On a personal level? No, it's shady, okay? Like don't get technical like skinny and tipsy or totally different, because they're not. Okay, I know the difference. I get it.

We all get it. Okay, if I walked into that party and I saw that, I would've walked right back out, she said to me, that's it. And you know what someone's said to me? They did, they did, they did. She said, that's it, that's it, that's it. She, the waiter's like, so do you wanna refill or?

What? What? It's not me, it's Bethany. That's a Ramona's like, well do you even think she knows what she's doing? And Bethany goes, well you just wrote me yesterday in an email, you just said that, you know, it's Bethany. That's a Ramona's like, well, do you even think she knows what she's doing? And Bethany goes, well, you just wrote me yesterday in an email, you just said that, you know, she's very conning. And Ramona goes, you know what?

She's very conny. Very conny. That was a good point that you made, that I made originally. It's very conny. Very conny. You know what? No one ever argues with Sonia. She's smart. So smart.

She's smart. I'm glad I'm sitting on a high chair so I could hear that clearly. And Carol goes. I like to just dinkling like this. The blood is falling to my brain. I realize. Whoa. She's conny.

She's conny. Carol goes. Well, she expects everyone to be there and support her But she really doesn't support anyone else for instance I invited Sonia to the Does launch party of Adam's new documentary? It's taking place in Somalia And it's about people who manufacture dreles at a sand and cheating calm. Shut up, Carol Winters. Since when you said that?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like Carol's the most supportive person in the world. Come on, Carol. This is right above you. I'm right. I know Barber Walters. This is... This was almost a foresh yeah, I'm right. I know Barbara Walters. This was almost a foreshadowing for the big marathon issue because she had

all issues. Definitely not being supportive. This party wasn't really for me. They just said it was for me. It's a bethend. Like the regular Keen Siniera, most people who run a marathon get shut up. So Bethany goes, you know what, she's very narcissistic, she always comes in with the wrong thing. And from one goes, you know what? She's narcissistic. I just love that she like tees it up as if she has like an even better point to make.

It's the same one. Guess what Sonya is doing. Yeah, so she's like, you know, I don't think this is like a blunt butternife moment. Okay, so then we go to Sarah Bass Concerts. So, Dorenda is upstairs. It's like breakfast time. And clearly Ramona does not wake up early. So Dorenda's up there and she's like waiting for Ramona

and she's checking her text or something and Ramona walks in. And Ramona's like, I love you, dear. Ramona has her bags, so she's walking in like this and she's like, oh, I see heria on your phone. I'd say if it's a crazy idea to be on your phone while you wait for someone who's like 35 minutes late. And now we get sober

Durinda when she's she's very like level-headed and working things out with the child which she should be because she's withona, and so she's not like stabbing anybody or like threatening anybody. Yeah. So she's like, like, you can't believe you're making this the really, really? Yeah.

Like, you're here, Ramona. And Ramona's like, whoa, I would only do this for you, girlfriend. Hey, so early in the morning. And during the like, you're just helping up here the game table. We used to come to And during this, he's helping up here the cable we used to come to, because remember his kids with the school year

and the moment, you know, we know he tells us we don't like him, we both get dallyed and the thing is, he's baby, baby, baby, now, now, now. And I was like, yeah, what the hell? Yeah, I thank you, mother. We love that, yes, we love that, thank you, we love money, we love that, yes.

Quite frankly, I don't remember pancakes at all. I guess that's because I was being too good of a wife We live very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very and Ramona goes, wait, who's that? Durant the Watt. Durant the Watt. Durant the Watt. And the waiter's like, we don't have that. Yeah, this is like a big moment. Durant the Watt. Yeah, this is like a big moment. Durant the Watt. He's like, oh, I'm sorry, we don't have pumpkin pancakes. We do have a pumpkin waffle, which by the way,

if you can make a pumpkin waffle, you can make pumpkin pancakes. BITCH. Different mold, bitch. Some pre-ray, ray. Ray. That's, that's ray. That's ray when he's like working in the beat as like the New York Times like a restaurant section. How could you not make a waffle, but you can make a pancake with the other way around?

You bitch! I give this three bitches out of fun. Anyway, so they're making pumpkin waffles. Pumpkin waffles, who bitch? You're told you about the pumpkin waffles. So they said pumpkin waffle and we're like, You're talking about the pumpkin waffles. So, they said pumpkin waffles and we're like, okay, get's okay and then the rhamonik just goes,

pumpkin waffle! It's like no. Can I have a different chair? No. We're just literally reciting every single syllable they say. Durrinda is really stretching this nice thing with her. So she's, Ramona, it seems she's like, I love food.

Don't you love food Ramona? And I was like, yeah, food. Well, so Durrinda decides, okay, let's start talking about Sonya first. Yeah, let's get this out of the way. So, she's hoping that Ramona's going to have some sort of self-reflection during this conversation. No, never will. Whoa, first of all, Sonia with a drink called tipsy.

I mean, she has a daughter. Is that a good role model for a daughter? Ramona, who walked off the set because Alex McCord had taken a nude photo one time. I just, well, I will not be around that, okay? I'm a mother. And now she's like, I'm single and ready to mingle, okay? Yeah, I did him, I did him, I did. Yeah.

So yeah, she's very upset about that. And so Ramona's feeling a certain sort of way about Sonya. Sonya was sort of like on the outs with the cast the season. So she's feeling very disenchanted. And Dharind is like So she's feeling very disenchanted and Dorenda's like, she's talking about that and Dorenda's saying how Sonia is not growing. She apparently has stopped. You're really thinking she's changed. People change. Sometimes you're thinking you live. She's like trying to hint at Ramona. I like, hello Ramona. Because her kids,

marriages, sometimes we go through those phases where we get Bluetooth inflatable snowman for anything else in the Blutomelon. I remember just saying to everyone, someone used to slide, just what I was saying. It's a drunka slide, you know, when a daughter's probably crying home right now, exactly, Durinda, love this pumpkin.

Yeah, so Durinda saying how, she's like, you know, I support you, I support you, Ramona, and I need you to support John. You know, he needs a lot of support. He's a bigger guy, you know? So I want you to support him. And we've been together three years now. This isn't just like, you know, flavor of the mud.

This isn't like Carol, you know, this is like three years now and we're gonna go three years. Whoa. What? That's a long time to be with Shrek, am I right? like three years now and Rona goes three years! Whoa! That's a long time to be with Shrek, am I right? It's like forever. Listen, I'm trying. I'm trying, but my mouth gets in the only way.

My mouth, okay? Or sometimes John gets in the way. I mean, he's very large, okay? John, why can't John just be a better person, okay? I saw him at an event, and I went over to him, and I said, Hi, John! You didn't have to tell me to do it, okay? I'm trying.

I smiled and made eye contact. So you did the basic fundamentals of being a decent human being. After I moved to tree and got my own chair. So then we said, Dren is like, Pity, you know what, Kiki. So now one of the most vicious scenes in the history of reality TV. My feelings get so hurt every time I watch this. It was just as painful watching it the second time.

And this is all of the assistants are in this. What's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? What's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? What's the matter? What's going on? Look at Anthony, he's like a beautiful girl. You look beautiful, Anthony. She asked kissing assistants. She walks and I actually wrote it down,

word for word, every alteration. I wrote word for word verbatim, how she walked in. So there are two things that she does. First she goes, hi, I was at the 4 o'clock in the morning, the fucking morning last night, like really, four in the morning, I haven't had the end of five years, I had a date, it was good, it was good, kept going. Two to nine, four in the morning,

it was a rock star shit. You know what I'm saying? She literally just walks in like that. And then she goes, and then she starts signing books. That's rock star shit. That's rock star shit. You know what I'm saying? Like she literally just walks in like that. And then she goes, and then she starts signing books. That's rock star shit. That's rock star shit. This is what she says while she's signing books. And no one, like it's a stream of consciousness.

This is what she goes. You know, I have a little, I have a little, and honestly, I'm gonna, I can't, I can't even believe. I have to do this in this conversation. I mean, I'm having this conversation, and then I'm like, never, I'm never having this conversation again. If I thought I'm gonna have this conversation,

it's making me sick. Like she said, fake businesses, and I'm like, I'd get involved, and I'm not tough at that. Then there's like a doorbell, she's, and I'm like never I'm never having this conversation again that I thought I'm gonna have this conversation make me sick like she said fake businesses and I'm like I'd again involved and I'm not tough at that then there's like a doorbell just I'm gonna kill myself I'm like literally gonna have to I like it like I tried it I tried it I tried it I tried it I tried it I'm not from me hanging from a rap that's it I can't I can't have this conversation I can't have this conversation and she walked in she goes what's the matter which is hilarious and she's like what's on just coming and this episode she goes, what's the matter? Which is hilarious. And she's like, that son is coming. And this is this episode.

And then she goes, what's going on? I mean, that's where that's all came from. Because this is where it happened. She doesn't even speak to the ladies. She's like, what's the matter? What's going on? Give me those books saying, yeah, what's the matter? What's going on?

What's happening? Did, okay, this is for real though. Did anyone, and I'm not trying to be funny, but did anyone feel like a weird twinge when she said that the person she was up with, like, late at night with someone that she hadn't seen while that she reconnected? I was like, ooh, that was, I felt.

I was like, oh, God. Thanks for killing the mood, babe. Well, I just had to be honest, it's my truth. Yeah. Literally, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna have literal tired, yeah. I shard it right now, I shard it. And this is'm going to kill myself. I'm going to have a little more tired. I shard it right now. I shard it.

And this is how Sonia walks in. I miss Bethany. I haven't seen her. She's my friend. I didn't see her all summer. She didn't come to my birthday party and I have so much to tell her, especially about tipsy girl. You're like, oh god.

So she comes out because the elevator goes straight up. It's like the front door. And I said she's like, oh, Bethany, it's so nice here. up. It's like the front door message like oh Bethany It's so nice here. Oh, it's like a townhouse. It's so downtown. It's very downtown. Where's the two TV? Hi girls, so how long have you been here? It's like your apartment second apartment. There's like an all is like a bed What's that? Yeah, it's a bad guy. It's a bad. Yeah Look like an apartment even, it's a bed. Yeah, it's a bed. It's a bed, yeah. That's why I just want to look like an apartment, even though it's not an apartment.

You know what I'm saying? It's like she's a Christ. I just want to kill myself later in the back because someone's fucking depressing. And like when she was like, hi girls, hi. And they're like, hi. It was like an old West where everyone's like closing the shutters.

Like, yes. Like everyone's like disappearing into their apartment. And you know, it's the most evil fucking West of matter, the main one. Yeah. She's still on there. And she is the worst one. Because she does that thing where you know, he's the most evil fucking what's the matter, the main one. Yeah, she's still on there. And she is the worst one, because she does that thing where you know she's lying, because she picks up papers and she's like, she likes to say the papers on the desk, you do not even have a

printer in this office shut up, what's the matter? There was a great Beth Amie's there was a gun in the toilet. So... Oh God, yeah. So someone is just making this like really anane pattern, you know, like, oh, it's like you're a part man, but with a... There's like an office, you know. Oh my God, look at these colors! Oh yeah, look at these colors. And so, Bethany is by the way stalking like this, and the music is literally just, Bethany is like...

And if you listen back, I swear to God, the music is literally Joss. Bethany is like, and if you listen back, I swear to God, the music is going, dun-un, dun-un, dun-un. I swear to God. Seriously. Seriously? Bethany is stalking. Bethany is Joss. Like no one is terrified when Joss finally gets there. You hear Joss coming all the way. Oh my God. Seriously, it's a girl on the bikini and the the more you are getting big about my problem here big about why do you want me to please go down and leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave a leave Vicky jumps in there. Good job. That's how scary she is. It turns into Vicky at the end. Good job, you're both a stop-pad.

Ow! That shark bit my foot. I think I have a foot concussion. Oh, my eyes are a little blurry. Because of that shark. My brain is bleeding. So, yeah, so Sonia's going on about like, oh, it's nice. Oh, look at these colors.

And then oh, my god, these colors are amazing. They're like my website, it's nice. Oh, look at these colors. And then oh my god, these colors are amazing. They're like my website. What a coincidence. God, we just love the same colors, Bethany. Yeah. And then Bethany is like, yeah, which website? Which one? She goes, oh, the one that's currently down,

my personal. Oh. Oh. George F. Bezos said that a lot when he was like starting up Amazon. Yeah, I'm looking for some venture funding for my site. It's down at the moment. It's down at the moment.

So Bethany's like, I'm feeling for Sonya because I don't come from a long line of sugarcotas. I also thought this was what made me so mad at Bethany. These are filmed after the scene obviously. They can't do it at the same time. So she acted like this much of a monster and still at the end was like, sorry, Sam, yeah, can't shake a coat.

You're a monster. You were mean to a homeless person. Ha ha ha ha ha. Who does that? Yeah. No, you can't have a dollar. Idiot. Yeah, Sonia's totally the homeless person

in the Christmas movie gets to live in a townhouse and it's like so sweet. Yeah. And Bethany comes in and is like, guess what? It person in the Christmas movie he gets to live in a townhouse And it's like so sweet and then that then he comes in and is like guess what? It's not a Christmas movie anymore. Yeah Okay, so so there's so to say sit down on these couches and They're saying you're coming out with a brand called tipsy girl, huh? Yes, well me and two of my partners. There's two partners two partners two people You may have heard one's name, C3PO. He's a robot, but very efficient.

Great. Art 2, sometimes does laundry. It's amazing. There is that with that hands. There is. Very good. Art 2 is always complaining about the townhouse, because I guess it's not ADA compliant.

Very serious. I was like, I've had many D.A.'s up there, if you know what I'm saying. And Betsy's like, oh really? One of those partners is really shady and she's, C.P.? And she's like, no, no, the one Peter, you know, the one Tanks. The one who says he's gonna open that fucking restaurant with the Ramona. He's just managed with the fucking restaurant. He doesn't even know that restaurant. And so he's like, well, it does exist.

It exists. Well, yeah, so does Mickey Mouse, okay? But he doesn't own Mickey Mouse. He doesn't own fucking Mickey Mouse. That's what Mickey Mouse is. I don't even bother him, okay? It's called Skinny Mouse now. He's on a diet. So so news are outside talking like random business jargon that she read from like going on to like monster.com once. And she's like, no, but he owns a company and the trademark. And I've had many nights with the distributors.

I'm like, why are you saying that in a business saying? It's a least professional thing you could say. And about things like, all right, he's a distributor. Oh, well, we have so many. Who? Well, you know, it things like, alright, he's a distributor. Oh well, we have so many. Who? Well you know, he's tall. Tall man, so tall.

The gaze loves me. He is, he comes to Wednesday night with the gaze. Red hair, yellow shirt, name is Ronald. Could you answer that in a question please? It's like, it's a bad hell, but the brightest red lips you've ever seen. And he's like, I'm so happy.

He knows a mayor. Yeah. When Stios Cook, he's in Wierzhor's Honest Stripes and a Mask. Yeah, a mask. I mean, he, I mean, you were right. He's a little shady. He knows like a burglar of some sort

stealing I think it's from Germany Hamburg. They're not sure Anyway, so many apica Like Sonya like Sonya is totally lying and she's like well Pierre, you know, Pierre is a partner of PJs I mean they have tons. Yeah she's a P.J.s I think she's a B.J.s Which I'm like a little restaurant I was just talking about B.J.s wholesale club or B.J.s like with the Pazuki right? You know what people like is they like to have

Pazuki with Prosecco So what we're saying is we're gonna have a Prosecco Pazuki And it's it's gonna be made in Morocco What we're saying is we're gonna have a Prosecco Pesuqui. And it's gonna be made in Morocco. This is this is this. And served. Oh God. To. Serve to people.

So she's like, well, you know what? I didn't name it, tipsy girl. The guy did. He owns a trademark. And Beth Beth needs freaking out, right? And so she's like, name one partner and she says, well Pierre, she's like, okay, so like a partner with your clothes line, like your clothes line. Oh yeah, really?

Really? Like the ones with your clothes on. And your toaster, huh? Your piece of shit, your piece of shit, your living piece of shit. Your toaster, your clothes, I'm well, what else is it? Yeah, how about this? Why don't you just make, do some slippers with like the Morgan well, one ounces. How about this? Why don't you just do some slippers with the Morgan Crest on it?

How about that, huh? And Sonia, you just see Sonia's wrong here. Obviously, Skinny Girl came for it. And Sonia's even admitting it. She's like, but I thought stealing from Bethany would be a compliment. Like, she's so, she's so deranged. But this is where you see Sonia's face.

Like, you know, Glenn Close, when she finally realizes that Michael Douglas see Sonya's face like, you know, Glent Cliffs when she finally realizes that Michael Douglas ain't leaving Ann Archer, you know? And she's, before she turns into a crazy bitch, she's just like, or that she didn't win the Oscar last year. How dare you make it so real, babe? Oh, I'm taking a real, I'm making it a real, real analogy. Sunset Boulevard, crash net, boulevard. That's the's the only Glenn close I couldn't get behind all right go ahead so I did so There you are Do you think you are? You so

Sorry I'm sorry. I don't need this. I would like one close, right? Masuki's made up for second. I don't know why I'm frightened. I know my way around. Don't cry at homey tipsy girl. The truth was we only just mentioned it at an intimate birthday party. So this is where you see Sonia just crushed, right? Like she just crushed, and she says.

Yeah, so she's, this is not my mentor giving me tough love. This is just tough. This is tough. Sort of like the sacks I had last night. So she's like, you know, now she starts to get like, all sweet. She's like, I mean, I'm not even at the point where we're bottling. I mean, like no shit, sure, like, right?

I just ask friends to personal birthday party. You know, what they thought of it, they said they really like the name of the taste. And they said, good, they said I did good. So I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. OK, so basically what you've done is your Cheetah brand. OK, so that's what they call a Cheetah brand. OK, that's when a brand writes a co-tails of another brand and kind of uses a similar name. Would you like some skinny

pop because I don't want to completely eviscerate you before I feed you? Well, I don't think it's a cheetah brand. I think it's kind of a fluke. I'm like a fluke. I just happen to have the name tipsy girl and one of my best friends has skinny girl and we both do liquor together and just look I don't know anything. But I love you and I'm inspired by you and if I could be anything like you I would. I mean I even said it when I came in. We love the same colors are on my website. We have to, y'all.

I was like that's not going to help the gaze. Look I even did like a silhouette of me so it looks like you're silhouette on your bottle. I bought the same couch. I have a what's the matter. And she's like all happy. I bet he's like amazing amazing amazing. I bought the same couch. I have a, what's the matter? And she's like, all happy. I bet he's like, amazing, amazing. Amazing. Here's the situation.

The situation is the mullowing. Okay, you ask me for business advice and I told you. And I am just personally hurt. I don't care. I don't care. You don't affect my business at all. I should have the sausage was being made. Yeah, I should have the sausage being made.

And the sausage had no sugar. Okay, so I don't drink your shell, call myself or the sausage. Okay, I put my neck out for you. I brought you into my world. I brought you into my brand summit. Okay, and I'm completely insulted. I don't want anything to do with you. You stupid sausage. I put my neck out for you. I brought you into my world. I brought you into my brand summit. And I'm completely insulted.

I don't want anything to do with you. You stupid, you have a stupid face. And I hate your hair today. And she's like, oh, and then coincidentally, you reach out to me the same day the Page Six article comes out. Like, oh, hi. And Suny is like, oh, I believe Suny. And I hear what Bethany is saying. Like it is the same day.

And of course, Suny is like, oh shit, Bethany knows now. I hear what Bethany is saying like it is the same day and of course Sonia is like oh shit Bethany knows now I better call Bethany, but still Sonia's crying so she wins She's rumbling up. She's like turning into like a slinky returning into like compressed form She's like and she's like and then like Bethany just ends it was like you know what? I think you're a fraud and then Sonia goes like this. Like the most heartbreaking thing she goes, oh, I really didn't think you'd feel that way. And Bethany's like,

ah, you came up with six fake businesses. And no one drive by, say, and it's all bullshit from the toast, it's a capital S to the jeweler, I didn't introduce you to, it's bullshit. Oh well, that is bullshit, Bethany. That was, I sold a $9,000 bracelet to a guy Was he part of the Nigerian football team? Yes

And the perfume it's like oh, Sonia. Oh my god. Who knew that she was doing LaDom before LaDom? God no one does like a non-fitting lid to a perfume like Sonia. You know, she started this. She's like, I don't know why you're being so aggressive. I would think it'd be more sympathetic. I just came at this by the way, this was like the lifetime movie moment, right? This was like for your consideration, like I want Susan Luchy to do this. She's like, I would think it'd be more sympathetic.

I just came out of chapter 11. I had to payuchy to do this. She's like I would think it'd be more sympathetic I just came out of chapter 11 I had to be a huge amount of money and right now the aftermath of that chapter 11's really hitting me and I'm Trying to really get back to where I was which was admittedly nowhere and I thought the alcohol would be a great idea And I really looked up to what you do And I thought it'd be a great way for me to get ahead and I just thought we have a couple of things just a few things It's really not what you did. I just sell it in a restaurant, give it to a person, one taste, one drop, and one person's not there. Some moisture in their mouth, something, a glimmer in someone's eyes.

You don't touch the market ladders. Oh, God. MNC tops it off it. I'm just trying to put my daughter through school. She was doing a mother's love before a mother's love. I then Bethany, Bethany turns to Wasamada. Can you grab a tissue please? Pull on the Andy Cohen move. Yeah, so Bethany's just a monster, that's it.

You know, and Sun you just leaves crying. And Bethany's like, I'm with you, leave stupid. Bye, bye dumb hack, bye, you're losing. Let me just run you a devil. Please say, you're down, it's gonna stop in the street. Please say, so Sun you just, Bethany just like goes and like looks at a wall.

You know, she's just like like like I have a copy machine Like looking at it and what's a matter is still sitting there going? Now they're fully ignoring her And Sonya though and I I sort of God Bravo like was in that elevator was like hold button this elevator We're not gonna let this elevator open. Sonya is like well that one strange, right? Yeah, that didn't get the way I wanted. That's weird. Didn't expect that. I hope you guys have a great day.

I mean, I'm just good work with that paper. And then she adds. Is that a computer? Is that one of those computers? Then she gets her gum soon back and she's like, oh, okay, bye girl. Oh, I guess I can't make polka books now because I have a friend who makes polka books. It's like, uh, too late, too late. And what's matters, like, by stupid.

You know, they were all G chatting, you chatted like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. How long do we have to work here before we actually get paid? I know. So now the moment you've all been waiting for, How long do we have to work here before we actually get paid? I know. So now the moment you've all been waiting for, a jewel scene. Everyone got so excited, no, it's a jewel scene. We're a jewel's apartment.

This hurts. Like it's so sad to watch jewels. Because she's so first season of housewife. We're first season of house were first season housewives are like What rich is halem of a journal works, you know, it's like the biggest thing of the And so she's trying to just be like I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich So they're looking for we're looking for an amy because mine quit it's how it's hell Luckily Michael my very faithful husband and I were in a new bird, and the Uber driver

recommended someone, so we're gonna interview her because this is what my life is. Yeah, I mean, Arnani took her Christmas bonus, didn't even tell the children goodbye, and she's gone, so you're a monster. You're a monster. You're like if you didn't kill you and your entire family, okay? Because I've seen you on TV for five minutes and I wouldn't're a monster. You're like what you didn't kill you and your entire family, okay? Because I've seen you on TV for five minutes, and I wouldn't blame the bitch. I mean we have her for two years You know and she was so good at waiting in that line for the iPhone. Oh God

You know what people do that rich people do that Jason Bateman did that one year for the iPhone the new iPhone came out And he went down to the Grove in Hollywood and he had some of this it. No. Did he have someone wait in line? Or did he just, just teen pavement. No, no, just teen would never. Just teen, no, just teen pavement. I love just teen pavement. I'd love just teen.

Yeah, I do too. She understands what it's like to be real in the form. I support real in the form. And the Hogan family, okay? And that movie, not Mystic Pete's, Satisfaction. Satisfaction, which then changed its name to like, when it was released on TV, it was changed to girls this summer. We're just being baited and can't catch a break, is what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. Okay, so anyway, Jules, they found some new Nanny to interview, and you know they're not gonna hire this girl, Jules is the worst. Yeah. So she's like, I'm gonna get it going, like unless you can work and clean the house, husband, okay? I mean, considering you took care of him for like one day, and I come home and they're in bed

with chocolate on their faces. It's like, that's called like being a parent. What the fuck is wrong with you, monster? And then she's like, oh my God, because the nanny hasn't shown you up, and she's, what if she's hot? And then Michael's like, mm-hmm. Oh fuck.

I think it was everyone looking at that. Did anyone see that? He says, and he says, well, I'll ask if she gives spongebats. So the potential nanny, he did say it, pigs. So how any of you are married to one of those? How dare you. You're adorable. Yeah, I'm looking. Look at look at him looks like dream is this

Your she doesn't even realize they're talking about you look she's talking. She's like why you two why are you talking when we're talking about him? What do we say? Oh, we're having comedic gems Do you go up to a cab race, sir, and say, what did you sing? Just kidding. She's awesome. I don't remember that kind. Do you remember the time when I sang an amazing song?

Do you remember the time when we first did cabaret? Gay Pride is literally going to be over by the time this recap is done. Thank you guys. Seven minutes into this. Thank you for choosing Kesha over us. I mean, also for Kesha. Thank you. Thank you.

Let's see. Okay, so they bring in this lady, they're interviewing her, do you speak Spanish? She doesn't speak Spanish that much. And then, Jules is like, do you know how to get to the bomb plant sample sales? I don't know what bomb want is is it a thing Joe's such a FOMO goes it's like the only person hiring a nanny who's mad that they don't speak Spanish like get over yourself jewels You know sick head there you my husband will only speak in Spanish to our children and he's like well

I see Kero speak in Spanish to our children. And he's like, oh, see, I don't know, you're com' obre, com' o ban, or whatever. And ladies like, well, I speak a little, my parents are poor to recon. And he's like, oh, hey, you're good. She's like, are you comfortable waiting in lines? Could you do that? Because one thing that I don't do is wait in line.

I'd never wait in line. I'm like, well, I've got bad news for you because you're in a long line of women who've husbands have cheated on them. So, on this show. I ended up liking her. I think because they were like eating disorder.

Like when she baked that fork into a calzone, I was like, I like you. Like I was sad, you know, but right now I'm like, I can't wait to see you pour. Like the first time I saw Doreet on real house sides of Beverly Hills. I The first episode, the first episode and she's like, look at her. What's her car? Like a new bit. Rose gold. Bentley. My baby speaks Taiwanese. I'm with a human because his head was shaped.

Fuck you. That's like a crit. My baby didn't speak at six months I took him to a hospital, you know, she's that But when I first saw Doreed I remember saying I cannot wait to see this bitch poor and every day Sorry Doreed I'm sure Doreed's very nice But that's how I felt with jewels and then it happened and I was like all no now. I feel terrible I know I actually I thought Trulsie controls the controls eat do you remember in the Berkshires when jewels his dad was literally in the hospital

And she's like oh my god my dad's in the hospital and the way I was like and would you believe what Bethany said to me? Oh my god Okay, so now another really pivotal scene, but I really important in the canon. Carole and baby. Serenacarell's apartment. Baby, baby the cat, baby the kitten is adorable. And at this point, I forgot that baby actually,

there was a point in time where baby was not baby. Baby was Vinny, sort of like satisfaction becoming girls of summer. Yeah, it didn't really make any sense, but we know it becomes baby, but she's got baby the dog, and then she's got this new cat, and Carol's doing that thing. We all have that friend on Facebook who's just a real dick, you know, like they never do anything for anybody. They don't even say like happy birthday on your Facebook, But then they're like, I thought it's a cat. So I'm like,

ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Fuck you, you know? You've not posted one nice thing to another human being in like 10 years. And you're like, I thought it's your cat, I'm a gay person. And Carol even says,

I just, you know, I really was in to it for the charity of it. Helping the cats. I'm like the charity that cat had lived with you. Yeah. Well I decided to foster the cat while Adam was away making a documentary. In the studio. I'm making a documentary about cats who travel with doctors and spatulists. So I fostered a cat. I really like that band foster the people and I was like, what if there was a band called foster the cat?

And Carol's one of those people who's like, oh no, I'm famous now. I better use my Instagram in a good way. She's like, I thought it would be a positive use of my Instagram. Sell some shit to you like everybody else with some respect. I know. It's called FabFitFun. So, um... I am FabFitFastCatchIt. Sorry, I'm bad at drilling. So Adam is actually home from Ethiopia. Somehow, it's rigorous documentary schedules. Allow time for him to come home.

Adam was getting a blowjob that whole time. Yeah, I feel like his face time was like, yeah, babe, I'm in Ethiopia right now. Yeah, he was at Bullmore Lanes. So Adam is there. It's a bowling alley. I don't know why I drag that into it. It's a perfectly fine place. So Adam's like putting on his apron and he's going to cook something for lunch and he goes, I'm going to play around with the watermelon radish and see what I come up with.

Why are you wearing an apron? The only thing worse than he's in Ethiopia making a documentary about doctors who travel the world to wherever is, is gonna play around with that watermelon radish. You're gonna ask that watermelon radish what it wants to be. A lot of things happening in Carol Land. Okay, so this is when she's like, we're gonna write a new book, so, you know, I think it's a really good idea. He's a real healthy one, and then I'm the wacky hot girl who sits on countertops and names Foster's baby.

She goes, this is her pitch. I just love this story. This plant-based chef meets a junk food eating girl. I was like, and? Baby. For a good summer's life. They have a power-thought-of-roll man's high. That gives me an idea. So she's like, yeah, I talked not a real man. Hey, that gives me an idea.

So she's like, yeah, I talked to my editor about it. And I thought, you know, this is a great direction. Instead of that book of essays, I was working on it. So we decided to go in different directions. I'm like, oh, Carol, you got dropped. You got dropped. There were like so many essays So what are your essays? Chapter two I stuck my toe today

Today was good, but I stuck my toe today She also talks about the, I'm sorry, I'm turning it on this book. But this is her, this is the further pitch of it. She goes, we're going to start with a little history lesson on the American tradition of eating and ending with why we as a nation are obsessed with processed food. I'm like, great, I can't

wait to buy that one. I haven't watched that for 20 hours on Netflix. Yeah. For people listening at home, my eyeballs went directly from the left side of my eyes all the way to the right side. Sugar salt, fat, stupid. I'm going to have a poster of a cow and it's going to be called food pink.

Like, uh, food ink. God, I love those movies. I feel so bad for cows. The point is, if you have a cow skull, it's really helpful. Cow skull in certain situations. So Adam makes this like, actually very lovely like vegetable sushi. Any rights, Carol out of water melon radish, which actually should be cute, but I was just like, fuck him. So Adam makes this like actually very lovely like vegetable sushi. Mmm. Any rights Carol out of watermelon radish, which actually should be cute, but I was just like fuck him.

But what's up? But didn't he write Carol with like a beet sauce or something? No, I thought he cut out Carol because he had tweezers. It was watermelon radish Carol. And then Carol goes, I've been warned by many people not to mix business and pleasure, but we're doing it. It's happening and we'll see how it turns out. The good news is, luckily there was like no business there, so it was just all pleasure,

no problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've seen Adam's penis.

You know, you know that I can keep it secret because I have not released Adam's penis We are good people Someone sent us here's a go. Yeah, they sent us that infamous Adam dick pick and we were like We open it and it's like black and white. He's like very artistic. He's like this is a bathroom Possibly neat. Yeah, it's like some beautiful hotel bathroom or whatever Yeah, and he's like here's a dick pick But it's like an artistic black bathroom or whatever. And he's like, here's the dick pic. But it's like an artistic black and white picture that you know,

he like went in and like did filters on. And it's just like full on like Lisa Rinna pubes. Because you know, Lisa Rinna is like, my pubes are huge, Harry loves it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not so hot, I'm so hot, baby. Yeah, I'll do a dick pic. Anything for a job. Yeah, so anyway, you know I can keep a secret, because I'll talk about it, but I still have not released that. Mostly because it's like, I mean, it's a dick, you know.

Do you ever see a piece of lettuce in the back of your fridge you'd forgotten about? Oh, you know what's like that, bolt house farms. Do you ever have that dressing? What? It like goes bad. Brent's bolt house has a farm. She knows what I mean. There's one girl who gets it. Okay, anyways, penis is like it's a penis at peace. Okay, so then let's go see Luan and Sushi Roots. So there's, Luhans walk into the Su-shir restaurant and there is a paparazzi there, just one guy.

The sad paparazzi who was told to go to Su-shirah, that night. But it's not even real paparazzi. It's like when they have a fake raider. It was like at the aquarium today, when we walked in the aquarium and the very first thing that happened is they shoved us in front of a camera and we're like, baping and we're like, what's happening? Yeah, and they're like, that'll be $90. Would you like to see yourselves in front of the beluga vagina

or in front of a munch cage? You're like, they're probably even monkeys here. I know. That's what you thought. Yeah, Luan goes into this place and she's so fucking Luan. She's so upper on ass and I love it. She's like, sushi rocks.

Well, I love different venues. Everyone has to start somewhere. It's so fun. Sushi rocks. It's just another venue, you know. There's dinner, there's drinks. You can dance. You can sing if you want to.

Some people would call it the worst restaurant they've ever been to, but I call it my future. Sounds like the worst place. Singing, dancing, waiters while you're trying to have a California role. And then we get another classic Ramona. Sony is like, well, there's been saying at my house in the air poopoo, and she's been shacking up the sum guy. I mean, you know, the one in the one's like, she's been shacking up some guy I mean you know the one and the one's like well you know I had a dry spell and Ramona's like just breaks like a glass that's a cheap glass that's what's a little short the wind having a dry spell I mean really you're dating the carpenter the musician the architect the bus boy the ball-boy golf ball picker-upper windess greets here the guy who goes into the manholes for corn edit, I think it's actually Edison and corn.

That she's dating both of them. You know what's so funny about that? Is Ramona names like 500 kinds of guys, but they all have jobs? Which makes none of them correct. Yeah. So yeah, she's like, whoa, that's a dry spell. I hate to see what a wet spell would be. Right? So then Luangos, well, I mean, it's crazy. I mean, I had such a dry spell. And then all of a sudden, the sky opened up,

and it's raining. It's raining, man. Hulla, what's the line? Line, line. Luya, it's raining! Line, line. It's raining, Giovanni, Halla-vanni. Halla, Blue-ya, it's raining. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can we start that over again?

Let's start. Okay, three, two, one. It's raining. It's snowing, snowing or raining? Is it hail? At the car wash We went Her name was Lolo. No, Lola Lola So this show girl the sky's open up and it's raining man and Ramona goes well when you wet you wet Let's not be vogueer, okay?

I meant the rain, rain makes you wet. I have a toilet. Ha-ha-ha. Well, I would show you, but your wine glass broke. Ah! That's what happens, you're a vulgar woman. You break your wine glasses. Oh, by the way, they are surrounded by gay men who are all going like this.

Oh, devilish. Basically me and Ronnie. We say all could be California roll. I'm just a jiggle-o and everywhere everywhere I go people are always taking photos of me. Hi. Thank you. Thank you So Sonia's like well, I was hoping you can come to the Gino rep vaginal redjuvenation Which that oh my god, what an original idea. I never heard that before. I'm sure we won't see that tons of times God you remember that? The doctor's like, boo, she's like, hmm.

Are you doing it yet? Like, boo, boo, boo, boo. She's like, why is there so much smoke? It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke.

It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like. It smells like smoke. It smells like smoke. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. It smells like. This sparks a little monkey goes by on a bike. Ramona who just tried to like back pedal away from saying when you wet your wet she goes so I hear you're a squirter. Usually I don't talk about stuff but Harry Dupin told me one night when we were only playing back-hamming because I didn't know how to play it and he was showing me in his suport

man. The wands are squirt. Squirt. Squirt. And the wands goes, there are gentlemen at the table. And you just see the guys, I go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh No, I didn't say it. Sonya said it. Sonya said she was the swirter. It wasn't me. I wasn't talking. I was too busy on this very short chair. Whoa.

Reminds me of this one time, little girl. I was like, I want to have some fun. Let's have fun. I'm playing tag and my friend was like, no. Let's play with water guns. I was like, okay, I'm going to get water guns. Then my father's friend, Geraldine Possmith, was like, no. Can't play with water guns. I was like, okay, I'm getting water guns. Then my father's friend, Jeldin Possimus, was like, no, can't play with water guns, okay? Because you're not a squirt, can't squirt water guns.

This day, I've never been able to squirt water guns. Hello, not vulgar. Dora, Dora. So then we see a humongous martini being poured at Madame Paulette's the dry cleaning place. Oh wait, I just have to say one last thing that as the scene ends, they show one of our fellow gays go vulgarity.

vulgarity of sushi rocks. So I just felt like he really, he deserved some credit after all these years Nearly third time I was pulling at a straight I believe it's I love you, Ben. I'm gonna make a wish Would your band love me forever? Well squirted whoa, I don't even know where I went. Okay, so you got a huge mark, did that hurt? I'm sorry. I felt lovely.

Good. Okay, so we got a huge martini being poured at the dry cleaning place, which has always killed me, the best jobs thing, you say. You got this thing. Only on this show, would there actually be a party at a dry cleaner by the way Yeah, Madame Paulette. This is a very fancy one So we got a Madame Paulette's and Drednax plain

Maybe ballet is James business and he feels this very high-earned people, okay Very easy to tap on it and they soar who is he with? She was with Malan Breton, he was on Project One Way, he was like the vampire who was like, I've come to make an outfit. Do you need a cocktail dress? Uh uh uh uh. A spitty. God, do you see that spit. Oh

This is like Gallagher if you guys don't have ponchos. That's on you. I mean you are great cap We give you poncho. I know you're coming to you guys are safe guys are safe guys are far away Because they get up there and sounds like Welcome to Madden, Paula. They're in they come up here. They're in the I know that she got a stain And Paul, they're in the come up, they're in the, I know that she got a stain. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See that stain? We have a solution for that problem.

I'm like, this is the most romantic toast anyone's ever given. Yeah. No, that's right, because this was the season. No, because this was the season. I just remember, this was the season where where every episode, John points out a stain. Remember they were at the seafood place in the very first episode, there was a tower, and they're having a nice time, and he's like,

I think Tarenda got cocktail sauce on her white sweater. Thank you, you know. He knows. John's thing, he's like a housewife. He always knows how to sell a shiver. And she got mad. I'm not mad, darling. Because of course, Tarenda got cocktail sauce on her white sweater, right?

Now, Tarenda. Tarenda. Back in love for her. So then, they're back at the sushi place and Ramona's like, I love you. I got a lot of Tarenda. Like, you weren't even invited to Tarenda's party.

She leads early and she also gets there later, by the way. She gets there after everyone, but she leads early, I don't know. Yeah, Ramona is a little means. What happened to Ramona? Next time, on Lifetime. So then, Liewa, I was like, so Sonya, you said you were going to go see Beth and you about. Tipsy girl, how that goes.

She railed into me after taking my website colors and my name. How she did, and my name. I mean, normally I love being railed, but I mean, this time it was just not what I was expecting. Anyway, bring me a train. Bring me a train. So, I'm like, well, she knows you've been going through a hard time. Oh, could she? She knows your poor. How is your daughter going to go to school? She is eight years old.

Any minute. Oh my god, Lewand. What's she really that nasty about? What should you do next? Try to steal your hair. Been there, sister. Been there. Lewand, he was just like, Bethany's gonna murder you. You know that, right? Yeah. So, Sonia's like like I was crying and Sony was like I mean Lewin goes well she was aggressive with me the week before we get a flashback of Bethany going

I don't think I own yourself. He otherwise. I don't think you're honest about your life. You're a cheetah person You're stupid. You're fat. I hate you Whoa your fat died Like something up Bethany, okay, so then back with Durinda John Jules Durinda is talking to John and Jules. So she's like, yeah, he ain't even going to be hanging out with you. You, you, you, you're the new person. You and your husband really be hanging out with you.

It's terrible. I can't believe it. I just said, she's not, I just said, she's not. It's like, Durinda gets so jealous, you know? And D'Aurina's upset because Ramona shows up and she wasn't invited because Ramona's been really nasty to John. Well, do you not remember the fucking non-pumpkin pancakes you just forced her to eat her? And that, like, D'Aurina's sober to drunk is so hilariously off-kilter. Like, she's furious now. She's like, I really like Ramona.

And Baffles. So Ramona comes in and she does that thing. You know that thing she does when she's almost like, you almost feel like she's trying to push the door open. She goes, whoa. The vibe in here, the vibe in here. Oh, it's really weird. I can't believe this vibe.

It's weird. It's weird. I'm just saying it's weird. And Joel's going, I'm like, what is the vibe in a dry cleaner supposed to be? I know. So Joel goes, it's really crowded. No, crowded?

It's good. Something is weird about the vibe. I wonder what it could be. And then the man goes, well, the judge says I'm arriving at. Durinda and John's, I said, it's God. That I briefly dated last summer and he's staring at me. Creepy staring at me. Like it's about to come over to me.

It's like, creepy. I blew him off and now he's here. I just serve C in the background. So then, we don't really see this. And this is the caption thing. So the way I'm like, hi, what are you doing here? Are you high? And then we hear Ray go, never mind.

I can meet me, server. Are you high? It's like, are you okay? No, no, no, see you. I'm having a bleep, mental breakdown. Mental shaking into my socks and I love you. I love you. You're taking me down to my stout. You look a kitchen remodel, I need you.

You got to stand. Okay man, what could you do to me? I don't want to cry, shut up. You shut up, I want to cry, shut up. Shut up, I love you. I'm shaking down to my stout. Oh my god, shaking. Shut up. I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry shut up shut up. I love you. I'm shaking down to my face. Oh my god Shut up. I'm a little sorry. I'm a little bit less than the way shot the fuck up fuck up I checked here tonight and shut up. I'll just do it. You ever see a bunch before

emoji shut up. Okay You know the one with the monkey his his hands on his eyes. Shut up. I was like, monkey's having a break down like me. I was like, oh, love you. I love you. Shut up. So the wind just goes.

She was like, he's like, I'll take you tonight and the wind just goes, I'm busy. I'm busy. And he goes, oh, shut up. This is not giving me. Ray, Ray. I love you. Can I kiss?

Can I give you the kiss? No, I gotta go. So Dorenda goes, Hey, look over. And New-Wayne is in the pain mix. And you just see a car skittering away, and she goes, I've never seen such horrifying people in my life.

LAUGHTER She's like, raise one person, but he really, so then Ramona, Ramona and Sonia smell the blood in the water right, because Luan makes a big deal. Well, John, love the dry cleaning, but this guy was horrifying, whatever I'm leaving. This is my attempt at a race car. Okay. Hello, good evening. What? I have a charity. Oh, wow.

It helps poor people. Yeah, it's training for poor people. Yeah. Yeah. We got two drinks. Thank you. Romana, guys. Romana, guys.

You have a girlfriend, right? I do. I do I do shut up don't tell the way I do shit up okay this is how John tops the people please I'm over charity over charity Sonya's I see that right yeah gosh now I know what it's like to be in the receiving end of Luan's wording. I'm just repeating what Harry said. Someone just goes holy shit. Yeah. Somebody says I have a charity.

You know a charity that has support people remember cuz good to yeah Yeah, I do is like so you have a girlfriend. I do shut up shut up don't tell you man Like it's really hot So then sending us oh So this is the man. So this is the guy that took the man on the trip. Remember that? And then you guys, oh, was that a bea? I know a bea. I know a bea. I know pizza.

I know pizza. That was a pizza. Who does she know? Who's pushing all the way? Who do you know? Who told you about a pizza? You bitch. You bitch. I know.

Shut up. I love you. I know people in a pizza. I know people up. I love you. I Know people in Ibiza. I know people there I know you know, I just know people there a lot of people I have a friend he's like Friends who you know So wait, but one thing I loved Promotives like not even like she's not even like She's like she's basically like she's like whoa this party's pretty boring So if Ray has some good dirt on the van

Why not Let's do it. I also liked by the way that when she was talking about their trip to Abiza She goes she goes he took the van on a trip, and it was a disaster. She's like so happy. All they did was fuck. All they did was fuck, okay? She's got dirt, I don't want to know it. So then John is already ready to fight with Romana.

So he's like someone stole his canape. He's like, yes. Josh is like looking at marinara sauce. He's like, the devil, you know, it's like his enemy. So he comes over and he's like, I'm asking you to leave. And we're like, I'm sorry. I'm not being new. I'm not being mean to you. Nothing new. Nothing to you. What? Friends who? And John's like, come on, let's go outside. I've got to tell you something, which is hilarious,

because that's how I got kicked out of the Luan Show in LA. The bouncer was like, hey, come on, let's go outside. I want to talk to you. And I was like, you about why? I was like, well, I'll tell you outside. I was like, no's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point?

I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point?

I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point?

I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, what's the point? I was like, for our tea still so she's like no It's not gonna go out to fly okay, and John's like no well then like no you know he has to go and Ramona Ramona levels the worst threat of all times he goes damn well all leave good boy John's like I don't give a fuck Goodbye good boy and then you good boy The weakest thing you just hear Ray go. He's RING! RING! RING! You know what? He's fine.

I don't know what the problem is. And John's like, he's making a scene. I'm not making a scene, you bitch. And then, Doryn is in this. All right. So John's like, you're making the instigator. And Doryn is like, he's 90k, remember instigated and during this like he's 90 Very good at this point at this point Ray is doing this weird like lingering thing because he's like lingering in the background

And he poaks he was like he's really Red your favorite You're very rude. It's so funny because he's so tall and like gangly and rude. Wasted his shut up. I love you. So Ramona. Two more. Durand is like, you guys Ramona.

No. And Ramona is like, what? That's my friend. And then you. Go on. You're doing good. What that's my friend Go on I Moves in one thing She goes don't throw your fingers at me don't do what you do with Bethany, okay?

Oh my God, you're in the... Oh my God, you're in the... What are you doing, John? I never want to be in a presence again. This is what you win, how dare you. Rude! Stay rude! He's very rude.

He's very rude. You're rude. I'm leaving. I don't want to be at your party. I don't want to be trash. Trash. Trash. He's trash. Trash.

Trash. Trash. Remo-y. Yeah, I think you should go. You should go. We should go. Trash, roadies. Trash.

Is this a chair? OK. It's rude. Girl, the real housewives of Dallas would be in that fetal position right now. I know. Even listening to this Stephanie's probably like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, anything. Ho, ho, ho. Oh God. So then outside, Durinda, Durinda is trying to tell off Ramona and Ray is just doing his eye.

You know what? You know what? You know what? Ramona. Durinda. Durinda. You know what, Durinda? Oh my God god John. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my Dorenda. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do you want to round me? Oh my god. Dorenda. So Dorenda is now yelling at John. You. You may naturally. You know, you know, the wind is the lead because of you. And you remember, you make a big clean in my party You'll be crazy and you'll be kind when I go and job like well another thing is

Thank you guys get the fuck off setup job Remuners like oh my god, she's too much on dates since this is my face. This is my face. This is my face, okay? So, Duran does like, don't do it again. You need to tend to do it again. Duran is wasted now. And Duran does wasted now. Everyone's wasted now. Everyone's running wasted now.

So everyone's wasted and Duran does just get one of those minivan calves. And Duran's like, hey, where are you going? Yeah. Also, what happens is while Ramona's fighting with Durrinda, Ray pulls that remote and he's like, come on, let's go. And she goes, I'm not with you. Oh.

And he's like, he's struck your perforated spot. Yeah, and he's like, he's like, Ray just kind of starts off. and he's like, eh. The rate just kind of starts off. And it's like, you... Yeah, you... You're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you're running, you the fuck out of here? Why you get the fuck out of here? Who the fuck you? Scarf he's just walking off of his free like the remover thing Oh

So Ramana's going to say Oh my god, I don't know what happened. I'm so sore, I don't know. It's not my fucking fault, I don't know what was happening. Just there, trying to make a scene at your party, and then all of a sudden, I was like, you're making a scene at a party, what? What? Sorry, and then they're in the ghost.

I was trying to make it, no. No. Oh. Origin story. You stupid fucking bitch. I was trying to make it now. I broke their glass. So John's like, I also have. So Trin is like, she's wrong. It's like, why are you leaving? She's like, when she was wrong,

she was wrong too. You don't put your hands in a woman's face. Like, let's find. Good bye. You don't act like a gentleman. You don't act like a gentleman. You don't act like a gentleman. You don't act like a gentleman.

You? You know, good bye. Good bye. No, I thank you act like a gentleman. You? You know, goodbye. Goodbye. I thank you very much for tonight. Goodbye. I thank you. It was very good. Take me to Brooklyn Bridge.

Thank you. The only thing that would have made this better was if that ad came on when you get in the New York taxi because, hi, it's me, Bill DeBlas. Yeah. Presidential candidate, Bill DeBlas. So then, also, I don't know if you know this, because I was like, looking at every single detail.

So while John is like trying, he's like, he's like, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And he's like, Malin, the designer, comes up from behind and tries, like, he comes like this, he literally does this, because. And that brings us to the end of real assize of New York City. Oh my god, we've been waiting for years. Thank you, Atlanta. Thank you for coming.

Everyone, we love you. Thank you so much for being here. What? Awesome. Happy gay you. Thank you so much for being here. What? You guys are awesome. Happy gay pride. Happy Atlanta. What does your shirt say? And what does your shirt say? Luana and Ramona and Bethany and Durinda and Tenzin Sonia. Thank you guys.

We love you. Thank you guys. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you.

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