Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment

Episode Date: April 19, 2018

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Bean. Hello, we're recording this at the crack of dawn, aka 10 o' 6 a.m. Girl, this seems like a different world out there 10 o' 6 a.m. Girl, this seems like a different world out there at 10 o'clock 6 a.m. I know it's really weird. It's, it's, it's intense, like strange things are happening. There's so many weird neighbors out there I never see and like all sorts of dogs being walked out in no lived in this neighborhood. Oh, well, you know, it's funny that you say that because this morning when I woke up, I was like, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to make myself breakfast. And instead of I wound up joining next door, you know, it's funny that you say that because this morning when I woke up, I was like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make myself breakfast, and instead I wound up joining next door. You know about next door? The porn site? No, no, not. Well, there is the porn site called like next door studios, but this is, there's an app called next door, which is like, it's like a little social network

for your neighbors. So you join. Oh, yes, I know it. You know that one. So I finally decided to join it because you know, I know it. You know that one. So I finally decided to join it because you know what, why not? And first of all, half the updates are just garbage. I thought it was going to be hilarious and interesting. Oh, I decided to join it because the guy across the street from me has this old like, like, 1985 Cadillac that he has a Karl Armand.

And the moment a leaf falls that alarm goes off I'm like, hey alarm car alarms don't work and be your car does not need a car alarm It's a shitty piece of vehicle history It does not need a car So it's like maybe if I go on to next door. I can say I can see what people say about this or maybe he's being like people are complaining about him All the all the reports I post them on my Instagram. There's one about someone's like, I think I see a sick, a possum.

And then one is like, oh, someone's shot in the street. And one is like a transient in a tutu is starting to squat on my porch. And then the other one, I don't remember the other one, it's probably like a bad guy, a idiot or something. But it's just like. Stephanie and I do those on our roast bricks bonus episodes.

We can't do that. Oh, really? That's so funny. Yeah, this is just. This is the best thing ever. It's like, there's a cat at the corner. I would really appreciate it if everyone was kind to the cat. Because sometimes people have made the cats and this is this cat's corner

and so I think we should be nasty to the cat and then it's like a hundred people like fuck cats or I love cats cats are better than humans you know and you can actually see who the people are because they you know you have to be yourself on there you can't be like Bonnie Rarum or whatever you like to be or right, you can't pretend to be Bonnie, right? Um, it's probably on there like, it's probably her like, be nice to that kid. She's like, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to report something real wild.

Let's give him something to talk about. Hit it, boys. And on the corner, let's give him something to talk about. Wow. We're in rabbit. I'm on row and we'll tin. Yeah, the fourth thing I found was there was an errand rabbit. Someone's like, there's a rabbit. I'm not even joking. Anyway, we're not here to talk about next door, unless you're talking about the housewives next door. We're here today to talk about real housewives of New York. But before we do, of course, we must mention the fact that we have some live shows coming up.

Our two Chicago shows next month are sold out. And then in June, we have a show in Phoenix and a show in San Francisco within days of each other. San Francisco show is on gay pride weekend up there, which is a very big weekend. Don't let that scare you. This is part of that experience. And honestly, if you don't come to the crap and show on gay pride weekend, that just means that you're homophobics. So you're putting that out there. Stopping self-hating gaze. Yeah, stopping self-hating gaze, stopping like other hating straight people, like come show your support. Plus, you know what also is good? Is that like, if you come to our show on

gay pride for like the next year in the office, you can be like, no, I'm taller down the gays. I like saw watch our crap with the gay pride weekend. Like you get you get the badge that you can get the card that you can use for the next like a few months. If you look like that was a person in your office. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You always being forced into special sensitivity training. Well, this shows for you. Yeah, we're basically giving you the gay card. So that now if you next time you say something that's like problematic or homophobic You can be like, um, I'm totally not like that because I went to watch a crap and it's on gay pride weekend. So That applies for YouTube Phoenix

Yeah, go together Phoenix. It's always gay pride and Phoenix. That's where mediums from. Yeah, yeah, listen, you can't have a city full of, you know, of mustard and ketchup highlights and not have a lot of gay pride, okay? Okay, so here we are to the real housewives of New York City. So I started watching this 15 minutes in because I wanted to watch it without the commercials, you know. Yeah. And so when I press beginning, I thought it was starting to get the beginning, but it wasn't. Oh, it was Ramona like, let's face it. I got a new call. And I was like, this is the best opening of New York that I've ever seen. But we'll get to that scene. I realized it when the theme music didn't come on. It's a quative and they wouldn't just do like a cold open with rope.

Yeah, they might. I mean, it's the 10th season. You never know how they're going to change things up. Yeah, but the episode actually began with Sonia. She's packing and to go the Hamptons because she's planning to take the jitney to the Hamptons. And anyone who's listened to my to our bonus episodes from last summer when I took the jitney knows I have very specific opinions about the jitney and they will probably resurface in a few minutes on this podcast. Trauma jitney remembers or memories. Jitney traumas. Yeah. Jitney Spears. So she's got a little bit of, well speaking of, yeah,

she's got her new assistant Jitney Spears over there with some knee highs and a Stevie Nick's hat. I don't know what this girl thinks she's doing for work every day. Like you're writing some tweets, okay? Okay, Jitney Spears. You're repairing computer too with the spare parts from computer three, okay?

Yeah, okay, Jitney Spears, San Diego. I wasn't sure what her whole thing was. But Sonia's just doing that thing where she's just walking around pretending like she's in the mansion in Annie. And she's got 97 servants about to sink. We've got Annie. She's just like, what do I wear on the bus? It's going to be warm. Oh, there's a Bethany party and there's a Ramona party and God, I don't even know what that party is for. It's no reason. Is it going to rain? Yeah. She's like, all right, here's a gift for asked in Lewand's dog. Her dog didn't die, right? That's just me. Oh, he's such a proud dog. What are we going to do with these stairs? Put these stairs with me. Who stairs number two and three? Thank you. I can't even keep track of who's jail. Who's out of jail. That's just what happens at my age.

You know, you just never know who's in and out of prison Which foreshadowing there's a lot of foreshadowing already in the season, but also this episode for sure And this is the first time of many that Sonya shows us in this episode. She's like at my age in the Hamptons I don't need to be at with 20-year-olds dancing on tables because then my daughter sees And you know how guys And then she's like putting on her underwear and showing her ass to the camera Exactly exactly. I don't need to be you know dancing on Table tops then my daughter season on Instagram with 20 year olds

You know what I need to be doing. I need to be dancing on table tops with 20 year olds So my daughter can see it on Instagram. They never learning some of your Morgan ladies and gentlemen. Exactly. So Carol, uh, she's calls up Tinsley to and she's tells her to meet up to Rindos to go on this Hampton strip. Tells her not to be late. And Carol is like, I'm bringing high fashion to the Hamptons. I'm like, you're bringing fabric from Calico corners. That's what I say. You're wearing acid wash jeans up to your ribcage.

You have converted some Joanne fabrics into a halter top, perhaps. Yeah, she's basically her outfit is like, remember joy-dash, joy-dash, remembers you. It's like, whoa, Carol's ready to party. I'm bringing my best You go brother you go boys jeans She's just wearing people boys She's right

Dungers Um and then you have Bethany and then you say I've never stayed at a hotel before because I know so many people out there I usually stay with Bethany, but she's full. And I think Tinsley is just as important as a roommate. As a badmate. I mean, as a roommate. Was that when she did that part? Was that where she got messed up? Yeah. So then Bethany, she is just, she's like, tromping around her. Is she in the hamptons at this point? No, I think she's in the Hamptons. I don't remember where she is.

She's at her house right now. She's like, oh my God, she's like, I got plastic. I got plastic. I got plastic. They're sick. Oh yeah, yeah, she's at her house with big and small. I got these glasses from my birthday party.

They're sick. There's something about the way Bethany says, this is sick or they are sick. That just sounds so lame. I know it's totally contemporary slang to be like, oh my god, this is so sick, but the way she says it, it's there's somehow the way she emphasizes it.

It's like when your parent tries to say something young and you're like, no mom, you know. Hey, look at this, this, it's sick, it's sick. Look at Mike Ratchemars' glasses, it's sick, Leighaney. Hey's sick. It's sick. Look at Mike Rachimai's glasses. It's sick, Leanie. Hey, what's the matter? What's going on?

What's going on? You see these sick, sick. That's a coup, well. It's like one of those to be like, that's a coup, well. See these glasses, these glasses of fire, the fire. I like it so it's breathy on the phone with her brand manager and all caps. And she's like,

I hate brand manager. Okay, you know, I just want to make sure everything's good for my oh, oh, Greek restaurant for oh, oh, dinner. Is she gonna cry or is it a new face? I think her face is showing too much emotion because I was like, why is she crying about Greek food, you know?

And then she's like, I'm finally everybody. I'm sorry, that was she. She's like, I'm finally everybody. I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, know? And then she's like, I'm finally everybody. I'm sorry, that was she. And she's like, I'm finally everybody. But I'm not, but I'm not to see my house, you know, and I've had a carer, but she's saying it's topping gross house, whatever the hell that means. Like top of roast. Top of roast.

What's the gross? Another roast. One of the, it's called a roast on top of a roast house. Like, I don't get it. Yeah, one thing they call a roast hat. One thing they call a roast hat. Like topping a roast. Like, what's that?

Like, what's going on? Roads all bottoms now. I get it. See what it says. Top's in bottoms. For the film that's know, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six I'm not a homophobe. Watch your crap. You guys know what crap happens when there's so much that crap is. So she's got a different story. She's like, well, you know, Tennessee usually states with me, but I should have a close friend right there at all times. And now that person is tensely. So, you know, what do I care? What do I care? I've got graduate marks glasses for my dog, which is sick.

Yeah, it's totally sick. Like, you know, what's the matter? What's going on? Like, you know? It's okay because I got Bryn. Bryn stayed with me and so it's going to be a full house. I'm going to be paying attention to Bryn instead of Carol. Carol's on my last year of Bryn, but now Bryn's my new Bryn. Carol's going to hang out with Tinsley because Tinsley's the new Bethany. He's what I'm saying. It's like a thing. It's a crazy thing.

Gratitude. Great food. Tinsley. Yeah. So now Carol, D'Ariinda and Tinsley are all in their car heading to Hamptons and someone like slams their horn during the Scootie-no-durinda is a mess. She's probably in three lanes at once. She's like Forgot to shake I was thinking myself why is why is summer house never this entertaining when they try about the Hamptons?

They just need to get drunker before they're on the road. I think they just all wait to drink until they're off the road, you know, but they're just like, Brad, so during this thing, I want to let everyone didn't know I'm an incredible driver navigator. They're like, just drive the car, please. Exactly. Yeah, it's significantly more entertaining so far than watching like Carl sitting there driving on in on the West Side. How have you been like more life? More life, Jens? Huh? My Jens? More life, Jens. Hey, Jens. You want to get off on this exit that says more life,

me I do. I do. Shugging the right lane, which is less stress or the left lane, which is more life. What do you want, Jens? So for some inexplicable reason, Sonia is riding her suitcase. Yeah. She's wrapped up like a babushka. Yeah, there's the old guy who packs the jitni. I'm going to ride my suitcase.

Young, young, young, young. So she's riding her, her odd, rolly suitcase. And he's like, hello, you're going to Hamptons and she's like, yes, I've been juicing. Just what you tell everybody before they take your luggage. Yeah, exactly. I thought it was a lady taking her luggage, but I could be wrong. But yeah, I liked how she was just like totally dressed like a babushka.

She like falls, well, she trips over her own bag. And then she's like, I apologize to everyone on the sidewalk, because if anyone on the sidewalk cares, she's trying, I also like that she tried to stow away her flowers on the Ginny and they're like, no, ma'am, you cannot do these flowers bet down here. And so Sonya is trying to kind of, um, she's trying to talk about the extol the virtues of the Ginny.

She's like, well, one of my girlfriend's met her husband on the Jitni by the way. Yeah, they met. They went then moved to Central Pay and they got very involved in Nigerian basketball teams. And then they became part of the UN. So it's a very exciting bus really. Very high class way to travel.

Okay. So this the just this whole episode should have been called poor son. You're on the bus. Yeah. This, let me tell you something, the jitney is the pits. So I took it. So last summer, I went to the Hamptons and I took the jitney. And I thought for some reason the jitney was going to be like a special kind of experience. I thought the boss would be your standard coach, you know, where you have things like basic like room. I thought there might be like even there might possibly be like Wi-Fi or like actually there was Wi-Fi, but I thought there might be like

just a lot of amenities because going to the Hamptons and it has it's not just called the bus, it's called the Ginny. So I thought I was gonna be some sort of like elevated experience. No, not only was it not elevated, it was by far the worst form of transportation I've ever taken. It was worse than any school bus, any airplane, any public bus, any cab.

There was no room. I have never been so squashed in in my life on a vehicle. It is such shit. And then when I got to the Hamptons, my friend who I was saying was like, oh yeah, never take that, take the ambassador or whatever. So Sonia is basically taking the stearage version of a bus to the Hamptons.

Yeah, she's basically on the bus from remanting the stone where there's chickens flying around Yes, exactly. She's like, why are we riding over volcano? God, this is romantic Always wanted Tire blows out, you know drug dealers intercept of Jenny. Yeah, so what happened to Michael Douglas's face So then we get to Rinda and Carol intensely in the car right after to Rinda's almost killed the connet guy. And she's like, sorry, he was in my blank spot.

And Carol's like, I don't think there's a gas station. And Tensy's like, how would you know Carol? It's like, I did run past here. And I was like, Oh, God. It's over Carol. Okay, the marathon is over. You did it. Congratulations.

And a shut up about it. Yeah. And of course, we got flashbacks to the marathon. I was like, oh, my goodness. Luckily, the editors were like, instead of focusing on this boring thing, let's go back to Sonya, cramped into the Jitney reading her newspaper. Like the paper is basically up on her nose because there's no room for it.

And that seat. She's like, the things you read in the newspaper. Is it an amazing when there's something you haven't planted? These papers are so amazing. What a glamour stand, a Jitney. She's acting like she's on, you know, balcony of a four seasons swim. I know. Gosh, the jitney is great.

You know what they do on jitney's newspapers. They have them here. Oh, who's in jail? Who's out of jail? Who do I know in the newspaper today? Am I right, jitney neighbor? Gonna cook up. Shut up.

So, I'm crazy, lady. Looks like the near time still hasn't published me lose a bit Jewery. Okay, we'll get back to that. I was impressed that she was reading the New York Times and not the post. I feel like she only reads the post. I only read the post, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna bug, but the New York Times, I'm like, that's so many words. And then the post, the font is bigger and it's basically just gossip shit, which I like. Yeah, and it's also because like newspapers are dying, the New York Post is essentially the size of an index card now. Yeah. That's my favorite kind of, but I'm like, I read something. I read something. So in the Dorenda car, they're all talking shit about Sonya.

Because Tinsley is so mad about this stupid shit from last week where, where when Sonia told Dorenda that she thinks that Scott is paying for everything for, for Tinsley, and then Dorenda tells Tinsley, and now Tinsley is so mad. And she's like, what she said was a defamatory ridiculous. And of course, Carol and Sonia, I mean, Carolyn Dorenda, her breath really helpful. Carol's like, well, Sonia, she called you a whore. She's not very nice. She's like, I grew up at Deputy Todd. Okay, I'm rich. I've always been rich. I'm just saying up with my whole life this way. It's not like I just got rich.

It's upsetting. And she goes, well, didn't she marry some old rich guy? She's like, it's the family story. Durin was like, yeah, was she blindsided me? Mike, please stop talking in traffic terms like this when you're driving. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You're going the wrong way through the Holland tunnel at the moment. Yeah. They make traffic patterns. So stings now. I don't know. And even Dorinda's about to slam some, she still gets one of her own sayings in there. She's like, make it nice.

Carol said it perfectly. She's nasty nice. I'm like, wait a minute. You're just trying to get your own sayings into everything. She's like, she came up to me. We were talking. She cut my throat. And I didn't even see anything,

because this blood going down. Suddenly I got two cherries on a sweater. I'm not sure about the cherry on the sweater. The cherry sweater. Yeah so, so Tinsy's like, well you know what I'm gonna do? I'm not gonna say hi to Sion. Yeah. And then she was like, I don't do that. I tell you what I'm gonna do.

No, I mean I just won't start anything with her. Oh, it's not that easy to get over the slander Famitornism So then we like cut to the food Network where the latest episode of the barefoot Countessa is taking place as the WAN parks for Mercedes and is like I'm loving my new toy. You know you know you know I've always had cars that were for the children so there's always back seat but now I'm running the front seat baby. All I need is my passenger. Who is he? I don't know, but I do know he's out there. Somewhere the passenger needs a ride. If you're honking at me I'm sorry I can't hear you

over the sound of my Pandora station. Sorry love that you're gonna need a take Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So he's a big blue and car driving down the street waving at Saigarber. Hello, Mrs. Ding Dong. We're here at the cheese shop. Well, that thumbs over. I'm pressing save on my Pandora station. Thumbs up on that one. So she goes into the Cabot Cove bread and cheese shop. And she's like, who, hello, Michael, Michael, whose name I know because I'm here in this Cabot Cove bread and cheese shop all of my life. Look at this, for example, it says something French, franca, dunk, dunk, dunk. That's right, Michael.

I know. Wrap it up, Michael. Oh, look at this. Look at this, Jesus called Bonjour, Jean-Mapel Olivier. Oh, I like that that sounds nice Do you have this holofront? Oh Do you have croissant caviar? Thank you

I have this for my friend because she's having a birthday party and she needs a gift basket So I just don't want to get her something normal. Okay, let me describe her to you. She never sets up. She's got a giant stick up her ass and a chip on her shoulder. What can you do? And he's like, geez, I'm gonna let you. I'm about some cheese, I'm some wine. This was such a bear for Contessa scene.

I was just dying because this is what Ina does. She walks into it. She walks into a store, opens the door to us. Hi Michael, when she's still in the doorway, like all the way across the thing. She's like, hi, and then she sort of sashes in, looks around and goes, I love it in here. You know, I think I'll have a pound of that,

to let you know, when you're an entertaining guest, you don't have to cook everything. Sometimes you just need a good piece of cheese, some grapes, and a platter. It's as simple as that. And you're like, I think this is, can't just the way I'm doing Ina Garner rightatter. It's as simple as that. And you're like, I was like, this is Countess Lueyanda doing Onigurne right now. It's everything I want.

Pretty much. She's like, as long as it's from the Sag Harbor area. Yes. Some local Sag Harbor cheese and grapes. Yeah, she's like anything that Sonia can put in her little backpack on her way back from the Jitni thing bus. Yeah. So then, so, Louis speaking of Sonia calls her and she's like,

Hey, Lou, I'm here in Southampton area. I'm gonna pick up my car and I'll be there momentarily. My car, did you hear me? I have a car here. I only use my car once and then, now and then, you know, because I leave it in the Southampton area. When my husband passed, Aaron took over, and after Aaron took over, Billy took over,

and after Billy passed, Julie took over, and after Julie passed, I don't know, we just found some tall bear, and he's got the keys. So he's... Sonia, and she's like, he likes to look after me. He takes care of me. He's very protective. I'm like, you're making him sound like Alfred the butler.

Okay, so calm down, Sonia Wayne. She's like, you're making him sound like Alfred the butler. Okay. So calm down, Sonya Wayne She's like, well when my husband turned off the heat. He was the first one to sleep on top of me to keep me warm. I just felt like a little bunny or a kitten So meanwhile Luan is going all over the Hamptons because Sony apparently gave her a giant list of to-dos and items to get, including like blenders and neutral bullets and things like that. So Luanne goes to the hardware store where there is a Smokin hot hardware guy. I mean, I felt like I felt like we were back watching Revenge when all the locals were super hot in the Hamptons. How hot was that guy?

Yeah, and you knew that they were gonna have a big story like, because they were really hot. It's was that guy? Yeah, and you knew that they were going to have a big story like because they were really hot. It's like the hardware store guy. And he's really soft spoken. He's like, um, do you want to look at a blender? I was like, oh my god, he killed somebody in revenge. He's secretly like the, like the son of the sag harbour mayor or something like that. Yeah, but he like smoked weed one time.

So he's kicked out of the family. And so he's gonna get ruined. Madeline's so, Madeline's so, it comes in. It's like, I'm looking for a blender. Surely you can help me with that, sir. I was worried for him. I was like, oh no, Luan is going to just start getting spittled all over him. But she didn't.

She's like, I don't even see you I see a wall of blenders and things that can fit in the passenger seat She's like, can you imagine calling the hostess and give your list that long? It's absolutely ridiculous Coconut milk milk milk almond milk blender things cars Cat why would you need a cap Broccoli broccoli water broccoli cheese a broccoli place mat Because end of toaster oven. Huh? Maybe I should let get her one of those two. It's a long story revenge guy

Get it toaster oven three two one toaster oven. Three, two, one, Toaster of it. Maybe I should get a Roaster of it. She loves our Toaster of it. Toaster of it. Thanks. See that I count as in France and listen to my song on my Pandora radio station. Ding, it's ready. Ding, ding, it's really ready.

Ding, it's ready. Ding, ding, it's really ready. Toast. Toast. Toast. You know, we actually, I don't know if you guys heard, but there actually is a new Luan song out. We played it at our, at our Irvine show, but it was all over the very end. Should I play it again here for anyone who may be missed it? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna play it. Here it goes.

Okay, I'm gonna play it. Here it goes. Alright everyone, get out of your chairs. It's time to make some noise. Even you, Carol, get out of your crib. Tuh-uh! I've been drafting, I've been to prison, hit a loo, but now I've risen. I'm not from Odom, but I am a singer. I've seen it all, been through the rink. Queen Latif is not a queen, but I'm still a counter-safoon for you. And if you want to sink my heart, let me give you some food for a lot. At the end of the day, you're all jealous bitches. I've got a Pandora station, you mean across the nation.

I've got a Pandora station, you're just an imitation. You may run in Marathons, but I get down those and buzzing stars. I have Pandora Station and you're just an imitation. I listen to you weigh in on the radio. I'd rather spend more time with Avery down. Sold out shows, knows what's next. They be carols and detects. I wouldn't even count on it, I'm running a race Quiet, Ratville, shut your face I've got a Pandora station, you mean across the nation

I've got a Pandora station, you're just an imitation You may run in Marathons, but I get demos and music songs I have Pandora station, you're just an imitation Would you believe it girls? I have my own Pandora Station and you're just an invitation. Would you believe it girls? I have my own Pandora Station. Me? Countess Luanne? Well, you're hop? I got it. Better believe it. I've got a Pandora Station. I've got a Pandora Station. I've got a Pandora Station. I've got a Pandora Station. I've got a Pandora Station.

You mean across the nation? I've got a bad door station, here we in across the nation I've got a bad door station, here just an imitation I've got a bad door station, here we in across the nation I've got a bad door station, here just an imitation I've got a bad door station, here we in across the nation I've got a bad door station, here just an. You may run in Marathon, but I get down those in Kazakhstan. I have Pandora station, you're just an imitation. Wow.

Wow. So good. Wow. I don't know if it's, I don't know what my favorite part is. The rhyme with marathon in Kazakhstan. Or your icon. Just so icon. So icon. Well, it's it's about time that Luann really shouted it from the rooftops about her Pandora station. She

really she really hammered that one home. I've got a Pandora station. Did you hear that guy packing the blender in my car? Please you can you can ship these to my house. You can the address is Luan of the Pandora station Luan Everyone knows where it is Luan courtesy of Pandora. There's an adorable antique bike laying Leaning up against a big fence. Here take this card, you can see a free membership to Pandora. I mean I know it's free, but you can tell yourselves. Tell me remember.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Andora's box, don't open it. So next up we are at Ramona's house. She's like, whoa, I have to say this car is very sexy. I think it's very powerful and I think I'm very powerful. I think it's sexy and I think I'm sexy I think it's got energy and I think I have a lot of energy. I think it's got wheels and I think I've got I think it's driving on a driving on a driving street right now and I think I'm driving on a driving street right now I'm like wow you have so much in car you need to change your exhaust the both of you, okay It is anti-lock breaks and I have anti-lock breaks

That it has a code to get in the front door. I have a code to get in the front door It has a glove box. I have a glove box By the way, can somebody carry my glove box? I lost so here I take her. So, did you see Ramona's Instagram from like two nights ago? She did a series of stories where she went to Bloomingdale's I think and she suddenly tried to become a Fashion reporter. Did you see those? No Well, luckily to the power of the internet. I actually saved them And I would like to play them for you because they are so beyond funny like I'm not and this is not a bit This is not like oh Luan has a new song. This is all real

May I play them? Yes, of course. Okay, let me tell me if you can I'm gonna start There's six of them. They're all like 10 seconds long, but they're all worth it Let me know if you tell me if you can't hear it. Okay, I'm pressing play now By the presentation here in Bloomingdale's guess what florals are in But I don't know if I'm really into florals myself but I never saw so many florals in one place look at all this that's the first you do that yeah florals are in hey everyone florals are in and by the way true to form she totally has dots on her screen for where she tried to press

she pressed the screen. Okay, here's the next one. This one's about white eyelids that are trending. Another trend I'm noticing blooming dails, white eyelid. A lot of white with eyelid detail. I did the next one. This is a trend all the time. Jadour Adour and I think are really liking these shoes.

They're really different and I don't know. Maybe I should get it pair. Jadour Adour. It's sort of a cool trend. Jadour Adour trend. Oh and now here's a real bombshell one that she has. It's about boots. And now the other trend boots.

They're not just for winter anymore. These low boots are meant to be born in the summer. And they're coming in every color, every by every designer, every price point. And boot designer boots. OK, I want to do the rest of them. But boots. Every designer boots. They got just for winter.

Shirts did not just full winter anymore. Sonia's did not just for yeah Sony's only for the winter. That's face it. Let's face it. The new cause they're not just for the roads anymore. I think I'm just not for the winter anymore. Did Shaddor adore us or a door? I think I'm a door. Shaddor adores, not just for doorways anymore, okay?

Or Shaddor's. So Ramona is in peak Ramona mood. She's one of her friends has sent over an artist to help her hang art in her house or that's for her to buy art. Yes, she's like, oh, guys, hi, I'm so sorry. But my caretaker left and I need to help. Do you mind? Do you know how to carry things in the artist is like seriously bitch yeah seriously but he didn't yeah she's like I've become like a maven I really

soak up things like a sponge for instance did you know the boots they're not just for winter anymore that's what I soaked up in my head sponge. Okay. I'm soaking things up like spun. You know, sponges have a past fine art and they soak it up. And I said, bring it over, bring it over to my coral reef. I'll live with it for a while. And I'll see if I like it. Why not? I'm like, you're trying out art. Ramona. Yeah. You never remember that's what she does with everything. She's like these boots. Jadour Adore boots She's great. I lived in them for a while. I don't like them. Terrence take them back Well, this is crazy when I was little girl

I once was like I want boots. I hear this specifically only for the winter and Geraldine Parsons And said no little girls like you don't get to have boots. I don't adore jadua boots and so to this day I've never had boots and never had boots outside the winter and I've never had jadua adore boots. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but that's the truth. She's like boys, look, I'm gonna get into couch and I got these chairs but they're not supposed to be over there. They're going into a new room. Do you want to help me? You want to help?

And they're like, okay. I guess so. She's like, you know, I have an appointment here with these guys, and I'm going to capitalize on that. Okay? Yeah. And then they show memories of Ramona just making every bus boy ever, like unpack for her. Exactly. And they're not just moving like two chairs into another room. show memories of Ramona just making every bus boy ever like unpack for her. Exactly. And they're not just moving like two chairs into another room. All of a sudden, they're lifting a giant Ottoman, bringing up stairs.

They're like changing the cabling on TV. They're basically like demoing a wall. Her kitchen is now in shambles like, oh, one more thing. I need you guys to read you all the wiring in this house before tomorrow morning. Okay. Okay. I love that he did it. She's like, you have a good eye. You just hung that TV. So well, fairy. You have a good eye. He's like, it's Terry. And yes, I have a good eye. I'm an artist. And she's like, says you all be the judge of that. She hasn't doing all this stuff. They know where Lou Ann's house in Sag Harbor. Sonia, Sonia drives up. She's like, Oh my God, there's so many cars. I hate

to block anyone and then blocks everyone. And blocks them all in. Yeah, she comes in and and Lman's like, would you believe it's Sonia? I got you the ninja. That's her next song. I got a ninja. I Don't even want it It's like the most negative song either. There's a ninja in my house, and I didn't even want it Give me a chance to get very That's like her that's her ballot. Yeah about life's unfulfilled dreams. I that's her ballad about life's unfulfilled dreams. I ate a carrot hole. Don't know what I was thinking.

I have to say for Ninja, it's awfully loud. Get it? Sonia, I'm putting that in hashtag, accountants and friends. So of course, Sonia brings her dogs with that talent. And let me ask, oh my God, you brought your dog. Then another one runs in. She's like, oh my God, you brought your dog. And then another one runs in. She's like, oh God, ninja.

Might have I put it in the ninja. Yeah, this thing works. So son, you're like, look what the wind blew through. Oh, it's so good to be home. She's like moving in. Yeah, she's like, I'm just feeling so relaxed after that. Just luxurious, jittney ride. Just a slap of luxury. And then for the second time in the episode, she's like, well, thanks for the ninja, because you know, I'm juicing. I'm losing weight. I mean, normally

it would be a case of one and a 20 year old, but we're not doing 20 year olds anymore. Right, Lewand? Right. She's like, well, I'm having tequila. She goes, well, you can't have enough tequila. Yeah. More foreshadowing. Yeah. So you remember that time I had too much tequila. And I was in the hitter boys, bushes, bushes, bushes, tequila in the bushes. I was ninja in those bushes. So she's like, gosh, ever since we've been to the Hamptons, we're just so much closer us into girls. Oh, so it's good with tinsley. Well, I got a text about Scott and I said, well, it would be good to see you both. And they broke up, Sonia. Well, that's the thing. I haven't heard from her since she broke up with Scott. Well, that was a long time ago, So, well, I got the text. So let's just take it at that. And Luan's like, oh, well, you know what I think about Tin's leg? She's pretty much just a spoiled brat. It stomps her feet. No, I'm saying. I was like, I want a bigger room.

So, Sonia's like, well, you know, I get it, you know, Tin's gone, gone a while because basically I mind her of her mother and when she doesn't, when I get up in her business reminds her of when Dale gets up in her business. And so she just goes A-Wall because she doesn't want me to know about it. So like I get it. Also, she has no future, no prospects.

And she can never afford anything on her own without going to a trust fund or Scott's pocketbook. No, I'm like, well, anyway, Ninja. So I'm, you know, Beth's gonna be having a birthday party and Carol's hosting a party, or Ramona's hosting a party for Carol. And we're anticipating him to whatever thon.

And she's like, speaking of Carol, I set her an email and it was so inspirational. I said, you are an inspiration, you're amazing. What you did for that marathon, the way that you put those tennis shoes on, was so proud it was five pages long and all I get back is a thanks and it wasn't even spelled out it was T H and X okay T H X and the when goes well I at least got a full thank you it was written out she's like a T H X can you believe it well actually actually mine said thanks. No mine still says thanks. I had a full thanks, maybe that's because I

included an emoji of someone doing yoga. I included an eggplant and eggplant thumbs down and a smiley face spitting so maybe that's why I got a full thanks. I included a rocket ship and a CD player and a party hat. So I think that may have resonated with her a little bit enough, at least enough to fill out the entire word. Thank you, thank you, thank you. SIGRET, SIGRET, SIGRET. It's what I got.

I included an arrow that pointed to the upper left-hand corner of her screen. Simdrily do the trick. So back at Ramonins, they're hanging the art finally that they brought. It's like 10 hours later, the house is repainted. So he's hanging some art. She's like, oh my god, should that go above the fireplace? Isn't that a wow factor? Like what is that?

Fish, water, grass? I'm not even sure what I think about that one. It's very abstract. She goes, well she goes, sorry. I just thought it was funny because the artist goes, It's very abstract. She goes, well, she goes, I'm sorry. I just thought it's funny because the artist goes, it's all abstract. I just like that her interpretation had was so all over the map. She's like, wow, it kind of looks like fish running around in the water. Or it looks like hair or grass. What?

And she just takes that word for anything. She doesn't like. I don't know about that one. It's very abstract. It looks sort of like a lampshade, but maybe Martin Luther King's junior. Is that a focus point? Hey, is that a lasagna noodle or is that a Toyota forbunner? Are those pins in a needle stack or is it Julie Robbins is back for head? Because I saw her once and the back of the cheese shop at the Hamptons. She was singing something called dude the dextinos. Weird. Is that a staircase? Or is that Julian Woth?

Is that a brick wall or nail harder? Like who knows? Is that a focal point? Did you know that I was just watching a nail carder clip? Is that why you said that? No, but I know that somewhere one of us is watching a nail carder clip. I was always watching a nail carder clip. Whoa, it's like eight miss back even or it could be a plum frond So the girls arrive during the tensing Carol arrived and we're gonna say whoa Carol did you change your hair last time I saw you your hair didn't look like this look very I'm sure that last time I was like leather and it had glasses on it and Carol's like last time I saw you

I was Amelia Earhart. I don't know who that is, but I'd like you gray hair Well, you have to see this painting. It's a painting of Amelia Earhart or it could just be a stack of screws Shout out for Mona. I like that Carol has Carol's already got no patience with the whole thing She's like out with the old and in with the new look at this Look at my house. They ship me the wrong bed. Here's what happened I was sitting here and I was ordering the bed and I chose it and I told my caretaker to press the button Give up and then my caregiver press the wrong button and so now I've got this it's the wrong size bed on the things stupid

Get take give take a give My caregiver says miss miss singing. There's something wrong and they're like caregiver. They're like, you mean caretaker. Just a match. I don't have a caregiver. I have one. I say, excuse me, I bring it bell. And the caregiver comes in and I'm like,

why would like some orange juice? But give me one small glass of orange juice, hold the orange juice, extra tequila, a tall glass of tequila, hold the tequila, extra vodka, and a third glass that's a mixture of tequila and vodka in orange juice with three lines, okay? Ding, ding, ding, can't take it. Is that grass or is it noodles? Can I please leave now? Are you gonna buy any of this art?

Yeah, she basically has like a queen's maybe not even a queen maybe like a full a full mattress on a king size bed and so there's all these slats showing everything she's like whoa, I was crazy. I don't know what to do my kid Give it has to take extra care of me now So then Bethany gets to this Italian or Greek restaurant, I guess and she's like hey Hey, I'm like 10 minutes late. I'm so sorry. It's like 10 minutes like can you believe that I'm 10 minutes late? Look at look at your screen right now. It's gonna say this time. It's gonna say I'm 10 minutes like can you believe that all right? I'm Bethany. I'm here for the party of Bethany What do you know what I know here? Huh? What time is it? Look at your screen. What time is it? No one's here 12 minutes

I'm still first up. I try coming 10 minutes late now look at me god damn it Yeah, she's like who's fucking 20 minutes late for someone else's birthday I'm like I'm sure there's lots of footage of you coming in an hour late to many people's birthdays and leaving 10 minutes later So slow your role Bethany. Yeah, at least they're coming in and not just sitting outside their car mocking it. Yeah, from the friends. Yeah, and everyone in the restaurant is turning around and staring at her like,

oh, yeah. Why is there a giant raven in this restaurant right now sitting at that table? Talking to herself incessently. So she's like, where's the groucho marks nose? Yeah, they did do that cutaway where she's like everyone's looking at me. They were like Beth and he's feeling alone.

Yeah. I mean, at this point, I just feel like the producers are fucking with her. They're like, okay, let's make Beth and he show up first because she hates it so much and makes her so agitated. Thank God, because it's so fun watching her. Oh my God. No one's coming. Like, I'm like, what am I? Seven years old? No one's coming like I'm like one of my seven years old No one's coming to my party. I mean that happened to Brandon I forgot to invite people to her party so like literally no one came but still it's like seven

It's my party and I'll cry for a while to okay It's just even real right now and it's like someone looks over and then they make the sound effect Like you see that someone looked at me like here the house when you 20 minutes late Oh god, I guess I'm gonna put an order in the ass since it's 9 o okay I guess I'm gonna put an order now since it's 9 o'clock Okay, I'm just gonna like order cuz that's 9 o'clock. That's what you do Like the late if I just hit this table and you longer by myself like honestly just like which is like put me like just take Take me to Athens and just try my head off and just like hanging out there. Come on. Okay, honestly this Greek restaurant I can't you know what you know I take

I'm not me having some phylo dough and just like stick me in the oven and make me Beth and E.Copeda. Okay, that's what I guess. Who? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Check no one's even saying they're sorry, but like who cares? Who gives the shit? You know, it's just my birthday. Okay, it's not Carol. That's for sure. Carol doesn't care. She sent me a text letter that just said S.R.Y.

Like literally I can't. Um, so Tim's, so I guess everything has been like a sign and tinsy's like, oh, I don't want to sit next to Sony Yeah, and she's like, it's like the table says a pizza box. Okay, everyone's next step one. Okay, so it's just like comment like you'll have Everyone sit next to Sony, okay, like the bathroom and tins sit next to Sony. That's not some of the table is which we could have gotten a bigger table But you're all late. So here I am all of them, you know, I'd rather sit next to it like the people I was here before. Who is nobody? Okay. Meanwhile, Durrind is dressed like a skunk. Yeah, Durrind is wearing the skunk seat wrote over on the way. It is a fully like, is a full skunk for Jacket. And it looks great. And everybody's blonde and Beth and he's like, ah, what is this? 50 shades of blonde?

Huh? Yeah, it's like 50 shades of gray, but nobody gets like, yeah, yeah. So then Sony walks in and she immediately does her nice nasty thing or nasty nice as they say. Sony was like, hi, hi, oh, Carol, the marathon turns you gray. She's like, my hair's not gray. It's ash. It's like my ash is great, stupid. I was like, what's the color of ash? What's the color of ash? You ash, whole. You're mad at Sonya for not understanding a full color palette. It's bad lighting in there anyway. Yeah. Sun you should warn her like quadruple maroon just to go off the barrel today. So you should warn her like quadruple maroon just to go off the barrel today. So, um, so, uh, Durin everyone sort of arrives and then, uh,

Durin does talking to Luann at one end of the table and asking her if it's okay having Sonia at her house and who's like, oh, well, you know, Sonia's harmless. It's really the biggest danger is that ninja. There's an actual ninja in my house now. It's so threatening. Durin is like, she's harmful. Who brings an ninja to a house? That's killer right here. You've got to watch out for her. She's ninja knives. Like you knives. You know what? You've got a star David slash in your throat. And then you're bleeding that double cherries like you're the first level of Miss backman. I know what she's thinking.

That's a nice thing to do. Bring a ninja to someone's house. You know, throwing stars, non-shucks. That's not nice. Next thing you know, they're eating all your pizza up. It's not right. She's like the smile on the face.

Okay. You know, yes, when she said, she said, Tintley's boyfriend pays for everything. Scott bought everything, not her. All these things. And Luendos, in you andos. Do you mean in you andos? Or is I called it? In you andos.

In you andos. In you out you. Ando ando. It all. Andos the same. Right, girls? Cause I'm like an ninja. Except I'm not dealing with throwing stars. I'm a shooting star

In you windows in ninja windows So she goes I don't know who's supporting her Scott the trust fund. I don't ask those kind of questions. I'm our counters I love when she said that because that's because I mean she was basically saying who the fuck cares is either Scott or trust fund She's not making her own money, which is what we were saying last week like what I tensley relax Yeah, we get it. He get it out for I'm a privileged white girl There is a difference So the man's like There is a difference.

So the man's like The man goes so anyway Carol you ran 26 miles and Carol goes 26.2 actually Wow Amazing accomplishment Carol congrats Wow, you know, it's it's a great accomplishment. Oh, you know doing a marathon It's almost like singing 18 songs in your life set at the Catalina Jazz Club. Hit it boys. Three, two, one.

I've got a cabaret. A cabaretiac, special guest. An ninja in your mind. No. Yeah. Well, just a hot one. He's like two ladies. You two tired, Carol.

You're tired after your marathon. Yes, Carol. Feel free to send a text to support my countis and friends show. So then, Sonia starts her B S like, well, tinsy, it's really good to see you because I sent this really long. No, Carol, it's really good to see you because I sent this really long email, very inspirational. And remember all the paragraphs I say and then you just sent back thanks T.H. X Not even thanks. You couldn't even write down the whole fucking thing And she's like oh, I don't even remember that well, it's true You didn't even write down the whole fucking word. Thanks

She's like I for a moment I thought you were inviting me to do an exercise class of those cables I realized that's T.R. X not T.H. X And and I was like, well, THX for nothing Carol didn't even invite me to an exercise class I was writing a thank you gift saying thank you for the THX sound system in my house And though I realized I'm only hearing things that pickles repeating back to me and it's not THX at all Thanks a lot Carol I had another thing when I was my birthday you only wrote hbd on my Facebook page and then a Christmas you wrote X-Mess I mean what's up with this Carol Carol's like die

How many letters Carol how many letters is used for that? Carol's trying to ignore her and then best needs like oh my god I know I caught you a million times and you're sick You didn't call me like t. H X you hear the That crap I Killed like enough Sonya stop saying that Like t. H X t. H X

It's like you know it is hard to get You know Yes, but Beth and he's like no, I asked the Carol it is hard to get it's hard to get in touch You like it's high like your phone's always off your message like you don't respond to messages like there's a weird There's a weird voice recording, you know, so she's like, you know, I call you like she said there's a recording saying the phone doesn't work Yeah, so Carol. Thank you for calling Carol this phone doesn't work click You've reached that you've reached the voicemail of Amelia Earhart. I can't be found right now.

So please leave a message and I'll get back to you. And I've had 100 years when I crawl out of this. How are desert? It's not a haircut. It's a cap. Ash. So then, um, but he's like, yeah, no, I called you to carry like 10 times. I never got a

response. Like it was sick. I was like, as a company times, that's called it. Like just running a marathon. I was like, as a comedy time, that's a collar. Like, she's running a marathon. I'm like, hey, you done, you done, huh? You're done, huh? You're done, you're done, huh? You're done, done, done. They both do, they both wrap out their swords, their cell phones, and start looking through

their text messages. And that's, and he's like, I called you at like, 1, 12, 320, 240, 760, 890, 920 8 8B BC B 11 B 11 I did it and now you're just playing bingo. I did it and the background you hear son you go, oh you got a whole THA and X. She literally said that. I know so you don't letting it go. I'm not even correcting you. We're not even playing bingo Bethany.

Oh, now you defensive. No, now you're defensive. P-A-X. Well, Bethany. Well, I was walking around Sag Harbor or cheese mongery and I was like, this is perfect for Bethany. It's just full of flavor, but no one really cares. Get it in your window. Um, so, uh, but Carol is like, because Bethany. It's just full of flavor, but no one really cares. Get it in your window.

So, but Carol is like, because Bethany is like, no, I texted you. I texted you like three times during the race. It's here right now here at the time, Samton. Carol was like, well, that was during the day when I was running. I'm like, you can text back at night, Carol. It's not that hard. No kidding. The point is she did text you and you're making me stand up for Bethany. And seeing this whole dynamic play out now because we've been hearing about it for months. Carol really is an asshole. It's like, well, I'm actually and she still has a lot of things at top of her own. So I'm gonna hang out with her now. Yeah, I'm actually surprised that I'm leaning towards Bethany in this situation. I thought for sure I was going to be like, well, it's another example

of Bethany ruining a friendship, but Bethany was like, no, I texted you. You didn't text me back at all. And Carol was like, well, you never. And then, you know, and although it was weird because Carol then did produce a text that she did send Beth and he back. But I think she told Beth and he, oh, I'm just dead. Something like that. So I guess they both were wrong. They both, they guess, I guess they just don't even want neither one of them

really check their texts. That's the lesson learned. Well, it just seemed like she was saying, well, I texted you. I supported you with texts and she's like, nah, not enough for whatever. Say something off timestamps to each other. And then Tancy's like, I'm a better friend because soon you'll live on the marathon round. All she had to do was come outside and she wouldn't even do that. And then Beth and he's like, I don't know why she speaks so mad. And then Carol's like, well, by the way, bitch is only one of you came to watch me marathon. Oh, get over yourself.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. When like when like I'm sorry, you know, it's nice when people show up for marathons, but it's not in the friend contract. There's no friend obligation that you have to that you have to actually go down and watch the marathon when it's cold and rainy and it's like Sunday. and you're like out of town also. Who wants to watch somebody jog? No one. What is that? Let's just keep it thing to have to go see. Listen, you know what? I mean admittedly, Lisa Timons, our friend Lisa Timons, she runs the

marathon every now and then, some of the year she does. And back in my old apartment, I was in the marathon route, so I would try to go down, go down, wave at her, go back, whatever. It was a nice thing, but she never was like, Oh my God, Ben, you have to go down there. And no one does that. Like, I'll say, it's just, it's a lot, Carol. It's a lot. I know it's a big deal for you, but like the race is over time to like focus on more meaningful things. Yeah, it's over. But also she lied because Bethany says that she invited Carol to her house and Carol said she'd rather stay put tinsley. And Bethany apparently has a lot of room. So Carol, it seems like the way that they're putting this together, Carol's just being an asshole. I think Carol, yeah. I mean, but we have to, what we do have to get the bottom up is Carol being

an asshole with reason. Like as she had did Bethany Do something where Carol's like, you know it fuck her, you know, so we have to say that's the thing you never know on these Well, you never well, that's the thing. I feel like it's gonna get slowly I think we are slowly peeling away the layers every week, which I like so either way You know who's happiest of all of everyone? Ramona whoa. I love Carol's new voice. It's not. Just for winter anymore, Carol's using her voice all year long.

Ja-doa, a-doa, Carol's voice. Okay? Yeah. Usually it's just me telling Bethany, she's full of shit. Now this Carol. So then Bethany and Carol whip out their phones and compare timestamps and stuff. And then the one's like, well, I have a subject. What about the Berkshire's?

Remember, remember me and you, Bethany, we've had our moments. And then we see clips of Bethany like, oh, I don't want you to marry. I mean, he's not a good guy. Please say it's not about Tom. It's about Tom. I'm gonna throw up.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then she's like, well, between you and I, Bethany, can everyone hear this? I'm gonna throw up This is like well between you and I Bethany can everyone hear this between you and I Bethany I should say I should have heated your warning and I just couldn't see what was in ahead of me and then it's like We got the boat girls Yeah, I was in love and love is blind. Am I right? Blind just like my favorite new cheese blind cow. Have it Bethany I got it for you. It's special just like my blind friend Stevie who's saying superstition

You know who works very well in the dark an ninja hit it three two one ninjas in the dark Very well in the dark, an ninja! Hit it! 3, 2, 1! Ninjas in the dark! Or having such a lark, What in your window? Don't go in the bando! T-H-X! T-H-X! So that's the one that's done. It's my song. So that's what he's like like.

You just want to say I'm right. Just say I'm right. And she's like, okay, you know what? Well, you're You were right You're a fucking right. You were right. You were fucking right. There you go. Oh, I feel good. Said it once your fucking right. She's fucking right Bethany is right Bethany is right Bethany is right Oh my god, I have to get ready. I'm gonna pay on the floor like seriously

I should ruin a better outfit. I didn't see this comic like I'm on it. I'm on it I'm on it. I don't know why Anna Mealy goes into melodrama. I suffered a lot says you know I I realized that I didn't see it clearly like you think It's sad. It's it's really sad. It's it's like a Greek tragedy really. Bethany's like, uh, parse. Uh, parse, melodrama, anything, anything but tragedy. Okay. It's parse. What if I could smother like Greek tragedy, but that list is what is this like, entity? Huh?

I suffered, Bethany. I suffered. You know, I can see clearly now the rain is gone. Don't start. Don't start with that. Okay. She's like, well, I stood by my man. Now, Tammy, why not? Don't start again. Don't start with that. All right. T-A-T-X. I've never been to me. I sometimes the rain comes down in June. Sometimes the sun goes around the moon. But I've never been to cheese. Actually, I did today. His name was Michael and he's got a great gift basket. So then Luanne's like, well, table. Hello, ladies at the table. Since you're all listening in on this very private conversation, I just hope we can put this behind me and behind us. Thank you

for coming. This court has adjourned. People make mistakes and that's how we grow. I'm going to call you junior so what okay? And then Sonya skips from screaming THX to all take that plate. It's just like taking all the plates to her side of the table. So now everyone's like questioning about Lou and Tom. She said, well, I mean, I mean, we've talked about this so long, so many conversations. The remote goes, we've never talked about it. I never talked about it with you. I was like, where is the Ramona montage of her saying, like,

girlfriend spoke to him on the phone. He's a bad man for you. He drives an ugly car. He taught me back in. Look, he wrote on my arm once. And then Sonya goes, well, the wind never lives in the past. She has a very short memory. And again, the way he goes, I just, I don't want to talk about it. I don't, I don't want to talk about it. And Carol goes goes no one's brought it up. Yeah, well it's in the press, you know, still in the press. I'm in the press every day and the press can talk about it, but I don't want to. She's like no one's asking you.

And there were moments like, the only reason to talk about it to you is inter-be-drogatory. It's that we're confused women. Okay, and you know, see something, say something, say something, see terrorism. That's all I'm saying. She's like, well, not a Beth's birth. Not a Beth's, it's a birthday party. Mike, it's been 20 minutes of you talking about it. I know, and that tends, he's like,

um, remember when we talked, like, basically what Ramona just said, like I wasn't trying to be mean. I was just trying to, you know, like, say something and then I was like, you were a little mean, you were a little mean, tensley. All right. Catch woman. Jack, why was just trying to help?

She's not having you. Trying to help you with your your boyfriend over texty text. And she's like, yeah, well, the thing is we're texting because he's Chicago and I'm here. It's like, oh, then she goes, and Ramona goes, and you won't go to Chicago. Why would you go to Chicago with your man? And she's like it's not even an option She goes oh you would move to Chicago and she's like in a Chicago minute. What is the Chicago minute? I don't know I feel like it's it's sort of like a New York minute, but it's a little cleaner

feel like it's sort of like a New York minute, but it's a little cleaner. And whiter. So basically he hasn't invited her to Chicago and that's why they're fighting, I guess. And so Luanne's like, well, I'm going to go get the band out of the band. I'll be right back. It's a special surprise. It's called Pandora Live. Luanne's Pandora Station presents Happy Birthday by Luanne of Luanne's Pandora Live. We'll be right back, actually. Luan's Pandora Station presents Happy Birthday by Luan of Luan's Pandora Station. Happy Birthday.

How to you. That was pretty amazing. She sang Happy Birthday in 19 different keys. Yeah. Well, my voice is a chord, happy birthday in 19 different keys. Yeah Well, my voice is a chord basically lots of different keys all at once My vocal cords are basically one of those thinga major keys. What are those called in Australia? Did you reduce? I'm a I'm basically did you do whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? I'm in a basement not toaster getting lady in the middle who's a bitch to me a lot but I'm gonna be nice to her now Bethany

Happy birthday to not Carol and thank you Bethany's like let's put on bachelor marks classes and then say, who Pa la and that's around the restaurant, because we're crazy. Okay. We're basically a bunch of morons and this is when we shine. All right. Oh,

Hey, Carol. Hey, Carol, put on your graduate mark. No, it's not. Oh, sorry. Ramona's like, put on your nose, Ashie. By Ashie. By Ashie. By Ashie. Is it Ashie? Did the volcano go off in here?

It certainly looks rather ash on Carol's head. Carol's not Halloween anymore. You can stop playing Mountain St. Helen's. Who erased the chalkboard with Carol's head? Anybody? Anybody? Oh.

So the next day, topping rose in now. I know that topper is named topper, but this just sounds like some place for bottoms, like a hotel for bottoms topping rose The top rose in I mean my butt hurt just looking at the sign Yeah, exactly so Carolyn Tinsley are leaving their hotel room and Tinsy's trying to lock the door and she's getting confused and Carol's like I just don't lock doors I just I don't think I anything nothing's like important enough to like it has to be locked It's just it's not it's just's the way, that's the way it is. I'm like, thank you, Madam Privilege.

That, this is, this is the voice of privilege right here. You know, I mean, I, like, give Tensley some credit. Sure, she may be on, like, the family trust fund, but at least she locks her doors. Okay. Yeah. But, you know, actually, Carol has the right strategy, is that she puts that nasty-ass couch in the middle of a Department everyone's like there can't be anything more well that apartment as long as that couch is there Yeah, she's got five cats so burglar walks in and it's just like cat piss and we're out

Yeah, she's got the smell barrier in her. Yeah, no, but that was that was full-on privilege right there I mean like you know when you like when the when when replacing if something gets stolen and you and and that's like for some people when they're should get stolen, that's like a life altering experience. Like you're should stolen you don't have that shit anymore and you're never getting it back. She's like, well, that's okay. I leave leave my adjure in locked. Also memo to burglars. Go to Carol's house. Yeah, no shit. I hope there's some burglars watching this show. Yeah, you just go to score, baby. Yeah, well, talk to Kyle Rich is about that. So it peers over it peers. Carol and Tinsley are doing that thing where they're having a conversation

and Bethany walks up and they're, we're just finishing our conversation before we realize someone standing there. Like Bethany's the way they're having a conversation and Bethany walks up and they're like, oh, we're just finishing our conversation before we realize someone's standing there. Like Bethany's the one who's waiting to take their order. They don't even look up to her, but to be fair, Bethany is always good about walking in. She's like the worst room enterer. She just walks and she's like, hey, hey, she's just, she doesn't even say hi. She just walks in, stands, scowls, and starts to take up a scarf or something and just stands there and they're like, oh, hi, scowls, and sort of take up a scar for something, and just stands there and then, Oh, hi, you can see there.

We'll have a peanut grease, yeah, please. I don't know what I did to you, but I'll take a peanut grease, yeah. Yeah. So why are you talking about doctors? X, X, you're ordering X, what do you say on the bad things for your first X? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure if you need a thing. It's not easy. It's not easy. Yeah, it's like, it's hard. It's hard to get a bit of a feature thing. It's a lot of the hormones, yeah. So to be fair, I feel Yeah, it's like in between. It's like it's hard It's hard to get a bit in between things. That's why the hormones. Yeah, so to be fair like I'm playing a game You know, but I'm like watching a game show at home saying all the answers but nobody can play that game operation before

He used a stick thing and he like make the guy buzz. I always like I'm like, what if I don't get me buzzes? This operation is supposed to hurt Okay, but Took the lamb chop out of my stomach Wishbone or whatever. But that's a thing, like clearly this is not a three way that's going to last because Carol and Tinsley are being cool girls to Bethany. But when Bethany sits down,

she really is, like she just shatters the conversation because they're talking about freezing eggs. And instead of, and Bethany said, I'd be like, oh oh so it catch me up She's like oh you like oh, okay, what you see the doctor for you. So I got to freeze the eggs. Okay, so okay It's like you need 12 days needle thing. Okay, it's not like like Bethany stop trying it like just listen just listen Yeah, she's just trying to get in and she can't so she goes but I gotta go to the bathroom Yeah, he's in the restroom. Not that anyone cares to spain attention me. What a boy fuck?

I need to get myself and I'm gonna pay attention to her. They just keep taking care of me. Hey, Gray here. I'm over here. I'm gray here. Hey, Yaddy. Yaddy and Yaddy and Captain. Yaddy and Captain. Come on. No. Hello. Bathroom. No. Okay. Hey, by tender, what's the most ignored drink you have on the menu? Could you send it over to Ashie over there? Also, Tinsley's wearing a giant sock as her sweater. Is she's like, a sock? Yeah, she's keeping her embryos warm or whatever. So the doctor, you see, that's how I think embryos work.

And like put a sock on it. It is. That is how it works. So they ignore her. So then, Tarenda gets into her Mona's new car. And Mona's like, let's face it. This car's fast and on fast. This car's fast and I'm fast This car has wheels and I've got wheels.

To Rinda's like, oh Jesus, just open the door. What are you trying to spell in me up? Yeah, well I like it when a gentleman opens the door for me and I've learned that now I just stand there And then I wait and I don't say anything until the door opens works every time And then I wait and I don't see anything until the door opens works every time Doors do not just for winter anymore I just love the thought of Ramona standing in front of a door until someone opens it I know I think it's like hilarious, but I also think it's kind of an amazing power move, right? Just like no you have to open the door for me and if you don't I'm just gonna stand here I'm gonna make you work for it.

Now that's the case where Ramona's bossiness, I appreciate. That's one of those people you walk up to, or come not opening the door for you. I would just stand out there in the cold like, okay, I wanna do it too. Who's gonna open the door for us? Yeah, yeah. So back at the restaurant, Bethany is now,

she's back from the bathroom, not that anyone noticed that she even left. And she starts, she's bitching about Ramona now she's like you know I probably the Ramona she you know she just someone that people tolerate you know that that she just you just tolerate her she's not a good person just tolerate her and Carol's like yeah but the wind has a dark cloud basically turns you know at the side that we hate the wind this season more than Ramona so you have to get on board with it yeah but last night she. Yeah, but last night she said you were great and those aren't even the

Wands words. Like I didn't even know she knew those words. The way I said I was right. I don't believe she meant it. She's like, wow, she can't stand the win. You know, I think she was sincere. Now she's saying the wins. Now since you're ready, going to do what are you going to do? Hey, hey, hey, hey. So now they're now they're having this cold, cool girl three-way fight, which I think is going to pay off very well. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I mean, I I feel like Carolyn Hinsley are being a little obnoxious to Bethany. I have to say even though Bethany is overbearing as fuck. They're being they're just being cold to her. That being back jazz. Yeah, over there. Luan, Towson, Sag Harbor.

Here's Louanne's house in Sag Harbor. Maryanne's here. Maryanne makes some drinks, but just for mimosas, because I know Ramona's having Pinaigrijio, and Tyrenda will just drink out of whatever bottle you put in front of her. Yes, here's a watering can. Just fill that up with some sort of vodka. So Louanne's, the sonia comes into the kitchen,

and then says, oh, hi, honey, I thought you were getting dressed. It's like, I am dressed. It's a caffet can. I just love the way Luan just, just necks her right at the gate. Are those my shoes? Check, yes, and I sell a lot to wear your shoes. And then they just show her bopping the bottom of her feet. And they're like black.

It's like those soccer shoes or soccer, a slipper shoes, you know what I mean Cleats cool of course you can cleats their golf shoes. She's like yes well of course you can wear my dirty sock feet if you want to but yeah that's how you can tell I'm at lose house instead of snottie d'Ariinda okay I can borrow something it's not World War three and then they show her coming out Some negligence. She stole from Durinda's closet. Yeah, oh the golden years. I know exactly. I still I still think Sonia needs to learn some Mass I think Zerindas right in this like you don't just go through someone's closet put on their clothes. Yeah, if it's livers So meanwhile Ramona still driving and you see a shot of her driving fully across the double yellow line Like that wheel is in the other lane. Well, it's crazy driving such a sensory overload, okay

Well, Sonya was so quiet the night before she just sitting there chomping on vegetables. Chomp chomp chomp She's like bugs funny, but more of a bug than a bunny, okay? It's like a little rabbit. And her name is like, gosh, it was better quiet than a man of large. So then back in the house, and he's like, oh, don't worry, no green tea today. I took a jitney to get smashed with you ladies. Yeah. And then someone points out, maybe I think it's Sonya points out the Wands statement necklace and the man's like, oh, well, it's Niko. I mean, it's Veterans Day. It's Veterans Day. Would you leave it girl? It's Veterans Day.

Let's toast to Rich and he was a veteran. Oh, yeah, I was Dorenda coming in. Right. Dorenda comes in. And then Dorendinda hugs Louerna in that sloppy way where it's like the Camille way with like an open mouth. So she leaves a big lipstick smudge on her. And she's like, you got lipstick on you Louerna and she's like, well, I'm going to call it. Durinda love. Happy Veterans Day everybody.

I didn't see it happening. It's almost as if I were attacked by a three two one ninja ninja kiss Lipsy come my shoulder Lipsy cover ninja So Loueran's like well, let's talk about Bethany's birthday party Tinsley didn't even look at Sonya and Tinsley's like I've been Sonia. Because she's still at lunch with Bethany and Carol. She's like, I didn't even look at Sonia. And Bethany's like, well, what are you mad about?

She goes, well, she was talking crap about me. Like, I just came to New York to find a man that didn't care of me. And Bethany just writes. She shrugs like, well, okay, tell me something. I don't know. She's like, if you're a socialite, being a kept woman is basically the next step.

What's the difference? Yeah. yeah. I just love that Beth and just like shrugged in her face like okay yeah well you know sort of like it's true okay. Yeah I do found one and his name was Topper and you're staying in a place right now called Topping Rose so how wrong with Sonia okay. So back at the back at LeWans place Sonia is bragging that normally, you know, she can always eat whatever she wants and stay thin and we'll just pretend we didn't see that whole episode about where she got liposuction from a few seasons ago. Yeah.

And she says that basically her weight gain is from the antidepressant that she's been taking. And she's like, well, you know, but just been so burnt out from the lawsuits and the divorce and the kids in boarding school and the SATs. I'm computer number three's on the fritz and that assistant girl, I don't know, I think that she might be a robot. That's very stressful.

My blackberry fell in the toilet again, but dancing on tables, 20 year olds, my daughter's been singing on Instagram, my toaster oven's broken. I thought I was eating a piece of celery, it was a ballpoint pen, it's tough. And then it just zooms in on Durinda's face, which is bright red. It was cracking me up and she's like, you know what kids are like ducks,

he just let them go. And if they're bad ducks, he take out your shotgun and yane. And then she tells us, she's like, there's ghost Sonia, me, me, me me me me me me she's the only one who got the voice she's the only one he did this she's the only one who's got ducks She's the only one who we had a ball of film pen. She's like it's all about her. She's the only one who's done anything a word And I remember I was like yeah, but what about the party? Okay, can we talk about how Carol and Bethany were defensive? Gotta say, it feels really good side.

Cause you're just me, and now it's me and Carol. I think we're gonna change the world. This is Bethany's season, let's turn a row. And, uh, Lohan's like, Oh, there's been a change in the dynamic. Change in the dynamic. And by dynamic, I mean Carol's hair. I mean, it's full on gray. So then I come

up with something to rhyme with Ashi. There's going to be a tune about it. Ashi fascist. No close. Ashi colorful. No. I'm going to drink some dashi because Carol's ashi. I'm going to drink some dashy cuz Carol's ashy I'm in a roms Cash me outside with Carol's ashy here I'm workshopping it So then we go back on I think the chaos comfortable with the self and the wangas well when you run 26 miles that's entitlement. Look what?

What do you run 26 miles and don't even bother locking your door? So back at the restaurant, Bethany's like, oh, by the way, I wasn't attacking. I was just saying I was texting you and look here's my text and then Carol's like, yeah, but it was

one o'clock, Bethany. I was still running. And Tensey's like, that was so cute when you were running. And then Carol tells us, but I wasn't mad. I wasn't mad about Bethany. I was just correcting the record. It was incorrect. Hashtag fake news.

It was like, uh-oh, she's comparing her to like Trump stuff. This is not gonna be good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So now back at Lou Anz, Durinda is reaching a full boil about Sonia. And Sonia is still predling on. And now she's talking about Ramona and Mario

the contractor. Do we saw Lassie's and he helped redo her kitchen. And Sonia is like, oh, well, you know, Ramona, she basically went and took Mario and blew him and gave him the best sex of his life and then went out, got married to him and then divorced him all in the afternoon and left him out high and dry. And I was like, what, I never did that, okay? Marriott contracted. He's only for winter.

He's not just for winter anymore. No, he is only winter anymore. Winter's coming and it's all Mario and it's him. She's like, what are you talking about? There was nothing between my contractor and boy. So say the truth. Don't say nothing. And so I'm like, you know, you're in love with them, Ramona and Dorenda's like, you see, this is where you get into trouble.

I would you like it if someone made me sweeping statements about you? What mean? Uh-huh. You do it all the time, Zong Yeah. And so, Niko. Yeah. But she loved Mario. She goes, uh, you're going to be mad like the craziness.

And then she just starts going nuts. I would hate to see Dorenda at a Shakespearean play. I know, my luck. I can't deal with you, my luck. You're doing a my luck, you're doing some other quiz. The same thing, yourself and Doldy sweeping gum. Listen, something's wrong with your state of Denmark.

How about you keep it to yourself now? Okay, Denmark's doing just fine. Bubble, bubble, boil in my ass. My ass, okay. Romeo, Romeo, we're for art, there, Romeo. Why you ask these questions? Okay, why you ask so many questions? Sweeping statements about demand to using capulets. You get a long way if just listen be present with capulets okay be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be capulet be be capulet be be capulet be be be capulet be be capulet be be capulet be She's like Ramona uses men when she needs them and then she dumps them. There's a graveyard of men behind Ramona.

Who are these? I know. Well, but at the same time, I mean, Sonia is not always like that far off because we did see earlier in this episode that Ramona basically was like really nice to Dan and Terence the gay artist who make the paintings of Fish and Hay. And she's like, hi guys, hi, could you move this furniture for me? Thanks, thanks, boy, slam the door. And she probably kept all those paintings and not paid for them, you know. Yeah, she's like, who? Hello, Terrence, who? I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. This is Ramona's caretaker. Ramona can call you at another time when Carol has found her phone. Hi, you have reached the phone of Carol Bradzwell, who famously never calls back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not sure if I can call you back, Dan and Terrence.

This is a voicemail automated message. Bye, keep. Didn't they say the restaurant the girls are leaving and Bethany's like, all right, all right, let's take a selfie, let's take a selfie. And then no one's paying attention to her and she goes, all right, I guess no one cares. And it's just Bethany looking into the camera while the other girls are grabbing for their purses. Yeah, no. It's kind of hilarious saying Bethany on the outs with the cool girls. It's weird because she's always been the cool girl and now she's on the outs. It makes me like her more.

So, um, yes, so Sonia's now again, back to the sweeping comments. And, and to be fair, saying that Sonia is always making nasty, nice, nice, nice, these, that's a sweeping comment, but nevertheless Sonia says, she's, Sonia starts saying, well, you know, it's with Mary, I mean, like, I mean, it's just like, I find all the men in my life are still with me, like, I, all my, all my, all my men are still in my life. And I'm trying to say, there you go. We can't all the men in my life. Oh yeah, rich in my life too. He's in heaven.

We're gonna have tea in heaven. I'm gonna go have tea with rich in heaven. We can go have tea and have some vodka. And we can have a good time. We're gonna do that. We're gonna go there. That's a belligan people. That was this way.

It's a balloon. And you know what? It's changed. It's rich in heaven two times. That was so crazy when Torino went off. And she's red in the face and spitting, you know, just during that, like, like, losing it. She's like, yeah, it's so great.

It hasn't so much better than Central Pay. How about you say, Prefect, you stay here. Well, we're right. Instead of heaven, the Central Pay with Richard. I was like, what is happening? Yeah, I didn't really yeah, she became unhinge and she was like don't make jokes it my expense that warrant true Okay, don't do that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but let's face it You're making too many jokes my expense and you can't make jokes it every expense to because we're basically the same person okay

can't make jokes every six spends to because we're basically the same person. Okay. Um, yes. And then Ramana tells us Sonia is being very pet. Cool. LAR. Like she's trying to figure out a word. It's like a clue.

LAR. She's like a purecula. LAR. Poo poo. Poo poo plata. She's a poop. Poo poo. Poo poo.

Pluto, the planet. The form of plant. Plata. Pack. Pack your pack. The cup of us. Which is basically how I describe the artwork above my fireplace now. It's the full moon planet. It's a black, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack,

a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack,

a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack,

a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, pack, a pack, a pack, a pack, more, not what we used to be. You don't even know what's going on in my life. You don't even know what sort of abstract fish slash hay paintings are in my home, right? Now, well, you don't know about my life. I don't know about your life. And I want you to know more about my life is really thing. And Ramona goes, how about this? How about we all try to be more considerate? And the way I'm like,, oh nice hallmark moment, Ramona. Okay, I'll be more considerate when someone washes

Duran does lipstick off my identical sweater with her. How about that? What are we gonna do with that? So he's like, okay, well here's what I'll say. I don't express my feelings very well. And Ramona's like, ah, ah, ah, you express your feelings very well, Sonia, okay? That's the problem. And then I go, okay, girls, well, look, Sonya's been through a lot.

And she's like, oh, stop it, that's lonely. I lost that, you've been, you want to be a good battle? You've been through a lot. And Sonya's like, oh, and we've heard that about a million damn times, too. Yeah, and that's when Durinda, like, it's funny because at this point, to render seemingly has already lost it, but now this one she really loses it. She's like, she's just like, your husband left you and my husband died.

My husband died. Don't you dare compare your facking moves. You were big my husband, cause you a fair man, shout your friends. You married your friend, honey. You asked. You were fucking around, darling, that's why why he left you don't be delusional yeah has been married your

friend honey you asked yeah that was it got real intense real quickly I mean God to really get suspicious and Sonya's, I mean, this is not the first time someone has just fully yelled in Sonya's face. So she's totally on face. She's like, well, I guess I better check on the status of my jitney. Yeah, I think that's the typical Darynda too,

because it's Darynda who's always unloading on her. Tomorrow Sonya's gonna be like, well, I've never went Darynda just had one too many. Well, I'm glad we're friends, because Darynda's next move is always like, can you believe it's fighting it today? Why can't we just be friends? Yeah, it's gonna be.

And so it's like, listen, I get it. She needs to get it off her chest. She got it off her chest. Now we're back to being friends. It's just the way it is. Yeah. Oh, this so, my God. Yeah, it's so good.

It's so, so good. So so good So my aunt brings us to the end of the real housewives of New York City We will be back tomorrow with a Friday of Southern John Southern China live tickets especially for San Francisco Phoenix which are coming up next month And we are very excited. We'll talk to you guys later Yeah, I talked to you, some Southern charm classic, and I might even weigh in with some thoughts on Southern charm, Noilins.

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