Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Send in the Clowns

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to Watch For Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me, as always, is the wonderful and hilarious.

I almost said Bershon. Can you believe that? I almost said Bershon. It's Bershon. No, it's Ronnie Caram. What's going on? I'm not a clown. You're a clown.

I'm not a clown. I am. Hi. Hi. Today we're going to be talking some real house wise of New York, but also a shameless plug, which is that we're on Watcher Happens Live tonight.

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So this is a big Roni episode. I mean, Roni, gosh, Roni, I'm sorry, Roni does not fail to deliver. You know, people are up and down every time. We said this last week, didn't we say this last week that sometimes, they're like stretching their content a little bit. So we had sort of a slow episode of them getting to sail

them and nothing really happened. And people were like, what's going on with the season? And then this episode happened and it's like, whoa, it's a some classic, errone content today. Yeah. And I was just looking at that scene of them going down in the elevator completely wasted falling on the floor. And I'm like, you know, it's still real housewives of New York. You still, we've, I admit it's not the best season ever. I don't need to cheer lead for things that aren't. You know, like I'm not getting paid, you know, but this is still this is still some funny shit. Okay. Yeah. Say what you want, but it's and they have been saying that

the ratings are down lower than ever. It's like the lowest rated season. They're saying Ramona is getting fired. That was that report out by will do online. The great French magazine that came out yesterday, but it was from like a source who you know that source is like Barbara or Elise or like Ray. Yeah. She's going down, bitch. They're not getting rid of Ramona. There's no reason to get rid of Ramona. Okay. Ramona has not acted any differently than she ever has. They're, they're, that's ridiculous. They're gonna keep Ramona. I do think that, I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know, I don't know.

But, but that's, it's like you said, yeah, sure, it's not the best season ever, but sometimes we forget that just like base level, entry level, Roni is still so good. Yeah, yeah, it's still just so hilarious and this episode was completely bonkers so let's get into it first I really love that they every week now have Ramona doing the previous week because she says it priceless she's like priestly yeah um previously okay went to a tattoo

Follow tried to talk politics nice. It was a game. Let's play game. Let's play game. Okay Sorry, I'm white. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm white So that's the end of the previously so that's where we're starting so we're already starting in a total shit so yeah, and and so like we're already starting in a total sit. So yeah. And so basically, there were all sorts of exiting in this one seating area in this tattoo parlors slash restaurant. And then Ramona had walked away and wanned and whatever.

And so Ebony's like, well, I think this is a disaster. I cannot go over here and just lighten up. I mean, that's the biggest macro aggression, not even a micro, it's a macro aggression. Yeah, so Ramona and Son, you're talking on the side. And Ramona's like, you know what? I know there's like issues out there, but if I think about the off time, I'm just, you know what? You know what? I'm trying to say, I'm just gonna have a breakdown.

Yes, a breakdown, you know what? Because not to say that I don't feel, what am I trying to say? I don't feel the pain of other people, the pain of other people, guys. Okay. It's not that she feels the other, she feels the pain of other people and then based on that pain, she then proposes playing a game instead.

I know you're feeling lots of pain right now, so let's play a game instead. So then Leah's just telling Ebony, like, you know, you gotta to keep speaking your mind no matter what, your truth or whatever it is. And Ebony's like, yeah, because I mean, I don't know how else to feel. This is, I've got to say it, you know, and but Prashan is saying, well, you know, you have to know your audiences, you know, and Ebony says, well, you know, I'm classically trained in that. I worked at Fox News for five years. So like, I know a million Ramona's which is horrifying

horrifying to know a million Ramona It's a lot of it is it's considered classical training. Yeah to work at Fox News I'm classically trained. It's like the French horn, but you're talking about how to play a Ramona And this one's like well, do you really think you're gonna change Ramona? It's like, no, but what Ramona doesn't get to do to me is she does not get to say, lighten up, and she does not get to say, don't talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about boy time. And she's like, look, I know I can't change Ramona. Ramona, sorry Ramona. But this is just about me wanting to go forward from a place of authenticity and honesty.

I'm like, okay, but you know what? Congratulations because Ramona is being completely authentic right now. Yeah, unfortunately. You're being authentic and guess who else is authentic? Fucking Ramona, she's a disaster. Yeah, exactly. And I'm not Tony Morrison in this bitch. I can't be teaching you guys all the things.

So then Sonia is still talking to Ramona. It goes, you know, I personally Ramona energized by her way of trying to help people and educate people at the moment because I connect with that, you know, what I want to hear about the matchmaker, okay? Talk about the matchmaker. Can you talk about the matchmaker?

I just, I don't want to talk about the matchmaker. You're shutting me up, Ramona. You're shutting me out again, Ramona. Can we talk about the matchmaker. You're shutting me up, Ramona. You're shutting me out again, Ramona Can we talk about the matchmaker? Okay, so when you say you I'm shutting you out That's your way of saying you want to talk about the matchmaker. So why don't you talk about the matchmaker? Okay? Sunlouan walks up like shaking her hair like hello girls You know what to me one talk about the matchmaker Well, look when we have any andite together, it wasn't about the movement. It was about

assues. Okay, great. Well, so how to go. The matchmaker was great. Did you find someone? I mean, I don't really care. I can't walk anywhere where there's a conversation I give a damn about. Is there one? I came to the artisan soap section of the Tattoo Parlor restaurant. Can I go nowhere from these? Match make match make find the way in a match so that she can light the artisan soap on fire, okay? So Sun you's like well, but the whole guys the whole argument over there is that you said that she was being preachy and the way I'm like

We don't need the argument over there. Have you not heard, artists and soaps, in a witch store? You know, these girls need to should listen. That's what you learn things, they don't listen. They don't listen. So then the wind just like walks away to go off to some other corner,

because she has, as you said, been just like wandering this place. And so something is like, oh, don't worry. The wind doesn't really wanna know about the matchmaker. Louie doesn't really want to know about the matchmaker. You know, she just wants to know what the matchmaker found someone for her. You know, she's with Garth and he's just a tool for, he basically just delivers Lam Curry for,

Lam Curry? Is that what you said? Lam? So then back to Ebony and Leah talking. Ebony is like, listen, and now we can just go on and kiki. I like her pronunciation of kiki. We can kiki.

It's like the fanciest way. Go on and kiki. She goes, I just needed to tell Ramona to her face. When you support this president who has made white supremacy, a hallmark of his campaign, and listen, I didn't make that up. I didn't tell the proud boys to stand by and stand back. I was like, oh, okay. So you were trying to make this a Trumpet conversation.

Because last week, it was like, oh, no, no, no, what? It's not about that. It's not about that. Yeah, and Leo's like, well, I'm sure that Ramona is like just for it because of the taxes. And I'm just like, well, my mother voted for him, okay, I'm not mad at you because you're a Trump supporter. I just want to have the conversation. And then she just shuts me down. And then that's the challenge, okay.

And then she tells us, down and then that's the challenge, okay? You know and then she tells us you know Ramona calls us preach calls me preachy But the reason it's preach is because you run away and you won't engage with me Well, that's what I was saying last week You know Ramona has such a fit about everything that she makes it into this huge thing when she could have just said Are you calling me white supremacist? Like I don't like that. Yeah, instead of like, oh my god, like freaking out every single time. So Luan returns and you know, not holding a soap to my disappointment. And Ebony is like, listen, Luan, I just wanted to say thank you because you listen, you listen to me, you know, I was like, are you talking about the part where she got up and

walked away because she couldn't take anymore. The part where like Ebony mentioned white supremacy and Leuand's like, I do not burn crosses, it's like Leuand, she'll out. So she's like, well you know, you know, I did feel heard and you know, there has to be an open line of communication. I don't want you to think you can ever not talk to me just because I'm a wildly famous cabaret star. You can still say things to me. It's okay. For about five minutes at a time. Listen, I will take a picture with you and I want you always to understand that it's just going to cost you about a hundred dollars. Listen, you can always talk to me, assuming you're making an autograph for Quest and I love doing that for the fans. So the answer is yes, here let me just sign this Doily, oh isn't that beautiful.

Here you go, great meeting you. And she tells us, well everything Ebony talks about is keeping the lines of communication open, but by calling us being aligned with white supremacist, it's like throwing up a roadblock. It's like a kick in the gut. It's like a white supremacist kick in the gut. The Wann is like the queen of just assuming everything is about her.

Like that's the most hilarious part about her egotism. Is that every single thing? Like later on this episode, you know, she takes everything very personally. Like you could say something like, oh well I heard there's a meteor shower. A meteor shower? Are you trying to say something about the way I smell? I show her every single day. That's what the, how could you say that?

Am I not meaty enough when I take a shower? Are you saying there's a meaty air shower coming? Whoa. Oh. And that's part of it is that they're just kind of dumb and they're ding-bats and they don't really understand what Ebony is saying. Like she's talking too fancy, you know?

Yeah. Like you can't tell Ramona and Sonia and Luan. I need to make sure you're not aligned with white supremacy. They don't know what you're talking about. I know, I think with them you have to define first and then make the statement. You can't make the statement

and then clarify afterwards because if you literally say, hey, I'm gonna go pick up something at Staples and it's like, how could you pick up, where you're just gonna pick up a bunch of Staples with a floor and that makes you special? No, I'm going to Staples. How do you go at Staples and it's like, how could you pick up, you're just gonna pick up a bunch of Staples with a floor and that makes you special. No, I'm going to Staples. How did you go to Staples? It's a thing that comes out of a Stapler.

What are you talking about? Why are you trying to make me look like an idiot? It's like, no, the way you should start this sentence was, there's an office door called Staples that you can physically go to and I'm gonna go to it. Oh yes, yes. I don't like to be educated, I don't like to be educated.

You need to just say, I just needed to make sure you bitches weren't racist. That's it. Yes. Okay. You can't talk too flowery around these ladies. So, Ebony is like, well, I accept you for who you are, and I don't expect you to know about me and my people.

Okay. I just want to be able to share it. You know, and Leah has been open, but, you know, I want to share it with Ramona and you, you know, I'm like, we had our thing in Sack Harbor. And she's like, I'm ready to move on. We had our thing, we got it. We got it.

You see, Abid is just like, this is good enough. Every time you mention, every time you mention that dinner, I just remember how good the food was, and we're not gonna have lamb curry like that again today here Please not ruin my day So they go off to the dinner table. Oh my gosh, these flowers are gorgeous. These are the lamb curry of flowers. How did you do that? So they're they all have Place settings they'll have to sit in a certain place, which of course, it's like Ebony and Ramona to get

some more fighting going on. But thankfully, they all seem to be over it. And the way it comes over and Sony goes, oh, hello! Yeah, because he's like introducing what the first meal is. And then she orders drinks and she's like, you know, I'll just have one of these because I can have a few because I'm going straight to the hotel. That's it. So then Ebony goes, Ebony's like, ladies, there's something I want to say and I didn't want

to say anything earlier because we were still having such a great time and apparently I'm miss, down her face, do you fuckers? So anyway, here's my, here's my truth. And then Leah just starts to ball. And you know, I already sense what this was because they put it in the previously on have any talking about a grandmother So I was like oh, it's probably better grandma. So then Leah's just like Balling and bowling and bowling kind of making it about her and We're like is this the right time to talk about this look at her she's crying is it the right time should we do it now?

I mean my god this show like they're not gonna make it any easier on mod is it the right time? Should we do it now? I mean, my God, this show, like they're not gonna make it any easier on the audience, right? I'm like, okay, so we just finished one and now we're back to Dead Grandmother. I'm gonna enjoy yourself. Thank you for watching Real House of Oz in New York City. Yeah, Dead Grandmother's on vacation. So I'm like, is this now the right time?

And so I was like, oh yeah, this is good, this is a good time. Maybe it's not good, is it good, is it not good? I don't know, I think it's a good time. I don't know if it's a good time. And Leah is just like convulsing, choking, and sobbing. And I'm like, it's just a disaster. So she cries and all the women come around her in hug and squeal. And someone was just like, oh, I'm so so sorry we were just thinking of ourselves or set selfish bitches

and the amount is like can I tell you something you hold too much back girl Kai you what girlfriend you know what I need from you girlfriend more from you Kai stop holding things there. You can be sad now, baby. Okay, this is good sad. Good sad, go friend, okay? So. So Evan is like, I just want to get a tattoo. It's like, what? Very emotional tonight?

And baby, it's not the right time, okay? I don't like the face in my body. Say. Yes, you know, I would wait a week. Okay. I would wait a week. And for someone's like, well, she can do it Ramona. And I mean, it's like, I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait to honor my grandmother.

I want to memorialize it at this very moment. They'll show me memorializing and honoring happening shortly on my little part of my hand. Okay. My body is a temple, by the way. It's a temple. So they go to the two creepy Luke Wilson's to ask about tattoos and they look over the options. So Sonia and Ramona are in one area and Ebony and Leah are in the other area. So Sonia's Ramona is like, I don't want to defame my body.

So I'm just like, yeah, I don't want to defame my body either. Look at my body. Oh, I forgot about this, but I think this part, this part is tedious. I was wondering what like about the use of defamence out of the face. I thought that was really amazing. I like that. I like the use of defaim instead of to face I thought that was really amazing I like that I like the idea of knocking it off its pedestal planning this I'm deep-planning this scar get off my get off my body plane go oh my goodness so then I'm almost like you know what I don't like anything permanent my body okay I don't like anything permanent on my body, okay? I don't like anything permanent on my, I'm like, you're face, you're boobs, like, what are you talking about?

I know, do you have like zippers to just like take out your implants whenever you feel like it? They're just inflatable, you just have like a little air pump. Never mind, I just, you know what? I call them my hair, but that's not permanent. And so he goes, no, because you have roots, look at your roots. She goes, they're bad, but your tips are good. I mean, here's the thing, our daughters would never do a tattoo. Which was, I was going to say, which is like, felt like a loaded statement. Like that was, you know what, one time, every one to get a tattoo and I was like, oh my

god, I can't believe Avery's getting a tattoo, but it turns out she was just writing my name with my skincare on her hand And then she rubbed it in and guess what her hands more angels than ever was before she's got a tattoo of Agelessness okay She's got a tattoo of unbrinkled sticks I don't like permanence. I like Ageless. Kay. Soversons like, well, you're not judging the tattoo. Are you? So I'm just like, yes, yes.

You know, you say it's not judging. Like, I think I'm better than you. Are you high class, in a high class? No. But I mean, you're the one who said it, not me. I did not say that. So it came out of her mouth, not my mouth. Do not put that on me. Don't put me on that one Well, I just said what you just said

No, I said no you said yes, I said no She's like I took a bug I took a bug She's like, I'd take it back! I'd take it back! So, Prashan's like, all night I haven't anything logical out of Zonya, okay? She said yes, I thought you'd take it back. And then she goes, fuck you, Prashan! Yeah, Prashan's like, oh, this is what I hear when I hear a Zonya. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that.

I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'm sure she's not gonna be able to do that. I'misham's not even coming for her she's laughing

like she's cracking up at it yeah and there was no already and by the way there was judgment you don't say our daughters would never get tattoos and that's just you're just staying just like a random fact about your daughters like there was an there was something implicit about that about like I think like the station of their daughters in you know New York society or society yeah well of course we already know what Sonya feels about tattoos because of lia's first season remember when Sonya was like oh tattoos that we've never that I mean that's just so class that is just low class it's like she's hearing all that stuff

right now and defending it because she got in trouble for it on twitter before or whatever so now she's like will I stay your low class? No. I mean, yes, you would. You said it before. Yeah. Doesn't need to be this huge of it. Who cares? A lot of people think tattoos are low class. Oh no. You know, but it's like this huge deal. And now she does not like brishan and thinks that she's in a fight with brishan already. And brishan. Yeah. To me, brishan's just having fun. Brishan, I honestly, I'm gonna say it. I thought Person was hilarious this episode. I think Person was just stepped right in. Someone, maybe it was Ray, or me, I don't know,

one of our friends online said that without Duranda, the show sort of needs a disruptor, or I'm sorry, Ray, if I'm misusing your words, or reactor. And Person's kind of like in a weird way, step into that Duranda mode of like, in a weird way, step into that to end a mode of like, I'm just gonna say some shit, you know? And like, I thought, I don't say thought, it was hilarious.

There's nothing to do with like, who is right, who is wrong, who is more polite. I just thought everything was hilarious. Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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Are you sure you wanna do this? Okay, because I told you to wait 10 days, girls. Like you're an emotional day because you're grandma that Katie just died today. Remember when she died this morning, you were crying and she died, okay? It's emotional. Isn't this emotional that she died?

It's like Ramona's tough saying. And you just hear Luana Lea from the next room going Ramona shut up shut up Ramona shut up and Ebony's like oh guys there's more than I thought because Ebony's drunk too and she's like Ramona please talk to me Ramona. She's like, you know what? I want to get to know you, girl, tag girl friend. I want you to tell me about you, baby. That's what I want to know about, okay? Give me your heart and give me your salt, okay?

And I'm being like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh relief from anything? And I was like, no, can you numb it? Can you numb it? We need nothing more girls with you. Numb it. Can you numb it? Okay, do you want to talk about being ageless because you want to talk about my daughter slash best friend? Every we can talk about her. Okay, she'll never get a tattoo like you. She's not trash like you. Okay? Mm-hmm. And Ebony says I think I have a high tolerance for pain, but this hurts. And we're not really sure if she's talking about the tattoo or just Ramona Biggaria for this long in a row. I think we know the answer to that, to be honest.

So then we see her tattoo and it's Katie in cursive, but there's no ink on it. Well, it's white ink. It's very pale. Oh, it's white ink. Yeah, so it's very pale. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was like, that's a very confusing tattoo.

It was invisible. Are you getting it? Yeah, it's kind of like, here's my tattoo. I'm a badass under the black light. Yeah. So now it's the morning and Lohans in her room meditating, which sounds something like this. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Body care by your own. It's like a dial tone in purgatory, you know, it's just like a soul making the sound. So, Sunnion Ramonar and Bed Together. And Sunnion's like, well, I mean, I guess waking up now looks like we just came from dinner and then we ate again. I guess we didn't eat much because of that conversation. Oh, no, no, no.

Well, I heard that, you know, Twitter is very into chanting. So, let me give my shot at it. Oh, no, they've all had even, no, no, no, no, no. So then basically, Sony was trying to talk, but Romana's still not letting her. They all start getting ready to go for the day. And Vershon. Vershon, he was in her room having like a positive affirmations. And she's like, Bershahn. By the way, the difference between our Luann and Bershahn is very difficult. But Bershahn, you are a money magnet.

Prosperity flows to you and through you. I am good enough to be rich and wealthy. Oh my god. I love that that's her personal information. It's better portfolios, basically. Hell, yes. I say always, always use your positive energy to get rich first. The rest can come after, okay? You can feel good about how, how high your ass hangs after your rich.

Hmm, true. So then Ebony's in glam talking about Friday the 13th and Leah's in glam also and Ramona calls up Leah, she's like, how you feeling, Kai? How you feeling a little slut? And she's like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just like, glam, she's like, so I was wondering, what time should we be dressed and ready for you, go. It's okay, is it raining out?

Do they have umbrellas for us? I'm going to not starting until noon, okay? Cause maybe I'll exercise a little bit. I'm just stully waking up. Isn't it funny that when you eat a Danish, does that mean it's actually Danish? Does it actually come from Denmark Because what if it didn't come from Denmark or Katie's the things I think about and Glowie have actually talked about okay

Training to have a brothers. You're what I'm glad we're not starting to do some doing thought Things okay, it's a safe to right way my thing Denmark or a pastry. I don't even know maybe I can exercise And we don't see Danish anymore. It's I don't even know maybe I can exercise and leave all my I say Danish anymore. I can't see anything without being canceled Just don't educate me just don't educate talk talk about me, okay? That was a Danish okay So he is just like oh my god. I just got a splitting headache from her I'm not even kidding you my head So she calls Sonia

And Sonia's like, oh yeah, check. Oh my god I just got off the phone with Ramona and I got a splitting headache Didn't answer me about young brolas. How many brolas do we have to bring Kai? So then Ebony goes to Prashan's room. Ebony's like, last night was a lot. And Prashan, and she's like, you know, Ebony, it could be a little hard. I don't think we need the Malcolm X speech every minute.

And Ebony's like, well, but maybe they need it. She goes, well, you know, and that Prashan tells us, I think that Ebony wants to be bolded in your face, and I don't think that's gonna work. They don't want to pass her in a preacher. They just want a friend who can tell them that they're all clowns and boring. And Ebony is like, yeah, look, I can see where they're coming from. If I'm a white woman in my elite little bubble, I can get that it would be annoying. You know, I don't agree with that, but I get it. But now that it's

been said, brachan, now we can go kiki. And you know, I'm not saying it's not gonna come up again, but I can kiki today. And then tomorrow you're back to Langston News. She cracks up. So far so good with bros. I think she's funny so far. She's doing great job. It goes fucking off the rails.

But like you would never know yet, right? At this point, I would never guess. I'll just say, oh, she's a good, like, fun loving addition. I would never guess we're going to get what we're about. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would never guess. I thought that she was going to be just universally adored by this group, but, but like you said, there's no indication that things are about to go massively off the rails. Right, so Sonia and Ramona are still together. And Sonia is like, well, you know what, here's what I want to say about last night. I think that it's already been said that Ebony's personality can be teaching and preaching. What? I'm raising my hand. Guy, you want to raise my hand?

Can I speak to you, chair? Okay, yeah, this one raised my hand,? I'm raising my hand. Guy, do you want to raise my hand? Can I speak to you? Teacher? Okay. Yeah, just want to raise my hand because I'm gonna speak because you're the teacher and I'm raising my hand. Okay, speak. I can speak if I raise my hand, which I'm raising a break now. Oh my god. I'm all that Jesus. This is not how you backpedal about your comments about being a child, about everybody being a teacher. So, someone's like, listen, I promise I'll tell you if Ebony's being a broken record. And so Ramona then tries to change the conversation. She goes, who did your eyebrows, Kari?

Who did this? Because this one's different from that one. So it goes, yeah, and I like that. Because you have two matching ones, like your doll. That's how drag queens do it. They put them on all perfect. You look a little likely Luan now. I didn't know that it was like, I assumed everyone wanted their eyebrows to match. I don't know.

I've never heard that eyebrow rule. Yeah, I can't like shoot. She just made that up on the fly. Yeah, but I also know that some of you know more drag queens than me. So I'll let her have it true You know, so then lobby gathering everybody's gathering to go for the days Whatever and Ramanda just comes down swiping her phone like she doesn't know anybody's there. It's like oh hey honey Okay, hey girlfriend And Luana is wearing one of her statement necklaces and it's this gigantic turquoise thing.

She's like, well, we are going into an indigenous place. So they're like, let me go into a theme park. It's like they're going. I thought they might be going to like a truly indigenous place that have some sort of sacred qualities, but it was just like why people dressed up in bonnets. It was like, I'm, listen, I watch, I'm gonna get an email from someone who works there

who's like, actually, this is an indigenous place, but from what I could tell, it was, I thought it was gonna be a lot more of a meaningful place by guess I should have known, it was called Pioneer Village, which is also funny that Louis, I was like, well, this is a very indigenous place called Pioneer Village. Like isn't the name Pioneer Village, which is also funny that Louis, I was like, well, this is a very Indigenous place called Pioneer Village. Like isn't the name Pioneer Village sort of inherently not Indigenous? Pioneers? People who came. I don't know, right? Maybe it is a very like real place when

it's not these ladies. I mean, good thing. I felt like, well, you don't know a stir-bridge village, but it's also massachusetts where you go and you pretend you're in like 1848 and walk around and you go to a smithy and you go on field trips if you're in the Northeast. That's what it felt like to me. Wow. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't need that.

You would love it. Um. Actually, you would, because you know what, you're like, you're like, wow, I don't need that. But you know, Ronnie, if you went to like, if you went to a stirbridge village, I guarantee for like the next two weeks, you would be on YouTube learning how to like

Make your own crowbars and like up Like with a four crowbars Like an anvil because you go to like the blacksmith shop. Oh Yeah, I would love that. I was so fun actually. Do you guys you guys pour a creliqs to could anybody teach me how to do that? No, we literally went in seventh grade and I made a little, I made a poker for my, for my fireplace and I, it was like the most fun I ever had. They basically do everything for you, but they're like,

here little boy, twist this like blazing hot metal and you know, I'm like, I did it, I did it, I made a fire poker and then like I carried that fire poker around all day, so excited. Mm-hmm. So buying your village, Ebony is like, is there a toilet here? I was like, oh, that's a big mess for that,

which is more appropriate. Maybe, I thought it was Ebony, and I was like, oh, here we go. Even Ebony is like, is there a toilet here? Like the most intelligent one out of the entire group is already asking how she's gonna pee in this place. Well, either way, there's a guy who's dressed up in olden times looks and he's like,

welcome to Piner Village, it's 1630. Now who wants to put on some bonnets and cloaks? And LeWen, of course, because I didn't come all the way in life to look like that. That's what we call novani, alright? I'll wait for the artisanal soaps. Who responds to a bonnet and a cloak at like a, you know, like a rustic theme park experience by saying I didn't come all the way in life to look like that? It's like the most over the top reaction to something. Theme park experience by saying I didn't come all the way in life to look like that

It's like the most over the top reaction to something. It's like hey, man Would you like a pinwheel out of get to this place and my eye? Romano's like I'm not dressing up and other people's clothes other people's clothes. That's it, okay? I don't care, they did it in 1630. So Luanne and Ramona walk off together and the way I'm like, I have no interest in that. And Lee is like, um, you guys aren't gonna get mad at me if I address the oppressor now, are you?

I just wanna be warm. Which is in a vacuum that, that, that remark is very fun. Like twisted and funny in its own weird way. You know, mind if I dress as a presser, I just wanna be warm. Ebony's like, no, I'm not putting on the colonizer's uniform. I can just, I can't do it.

But I love, they said, dress like an oppressor now, cut to Sonya, I'm British on going, so how do you feel in this outfit? And Sony's like, oh, I feel fine. My family's very, very old. So I'm fine with it. And yeah, Sonia was like full on in the bonnet and the cloak.

She just sort of just got's right into that back costume there, you know. Yeah, she really does. She's like writing back the Morgan letters. She's like, and now I can finally reply with truthfulness. She's like chasing down a bird so she can pluck its feather to write something. So she haven't like to discuss the interest rates in 1632.

Oh, they keep putting this letter on me. This a don't they know the Morgan letters start with an M scarlet M. So, um, Lewand walks, Lewanne Ramona, walk by some lady in cosplay who's just like sweeping, and I guess they say like, oh, good morning, see we're of the people. Good morning, lady in the bonnet, and she goes, I guess she says, good morning, good watch. Did you just say, good morning, good wives? We are good wives, and I'm sure you're a good wife too.

Oh, look at that, she's sweeping. Look, Ramona, look. She, it's a lady sweeping. I love that she's like mocking the lady. Are you sweeping? Ah, Ramona. It's like, all right, ladies. So if you follow me, this is a wigwam.

And you can see it's a wigwam. And they're like just looking at this wigwom and Leah Leah's like well I'm so glad I wasn't born in 1692 because look at these look look what you have to live in like a wigwom and push on like well Ebony you know that we're happy too you know we're happy too and then Ramona just walking around going can you imagine if we have to live in a vlog cabin? How lucky do you we have it okay with so lucky this was like Ramona's big introspection that like Like to be grateful that she doesn't live in a log cabin somewhere

so they joined the girls and where? Well, so they joined the girls and the tour guide guys like now this building is just a recreation, okay? And because of COVID, we're going to go to at a time. So the Leon and Evany go into the wigwom and Evany just what every wigwom shower wants to hear. This is dope.

Well, like, she's like dope wigwom. Well, technically they were in a house because of that while they were in the house. The man was like, oh, there's a wigwom. So she goes over to the wigwom and she's like, well, you take a picture of me inside the wigwom please. And then the man does this whole pose. As if she was standing in front of her own post during my ammage, she's like, look, it's just me with a wig on everyone.

Hmm. So then, brachan gets the pleasure of listening to Sonya's monologue that she gives everybody, right? So just blah blah blah flying about herself. So she's like, well, you see that thing that holds your head and your wrist, the personers used to go into. The man in remote are gonna lock me in the head thing thing and then they're gonna bring in an exorcist and then P soups gonna go everywhere haha. Oh my daughter's in uni which you know now I can just I can I can let go of it. I can let go of it now I've been ready for a while. I've really been ready for a while. And Leah and Abani hear her and Leah's like oh my god she's talking about the townhouse out. It's a loop. It's a loop, it's a song you loop.

Yeah, they just keep cutting back to Sonia at random moments. And she's like, well, I don't have to have a drink. And I don't drink what I don't want to. So it's not really even a drinking thing, you know? It's not a drinking problem. It's a drinking solution. That's one of my favorite signs and those like,

sign stories. It's not a drinking problem. It's a drinking solution. You know, I fuck John John and a wigwam one. So this is really just like taking me back. Even better sign. They need to have that in a sign store. Like I want to see that in the buckies.

I fuck John John and a wigwam. Yes. It's like right next to the gather sign. Gather in a wigwam. So then, why not clock? I fact John John in a wigwam. So then, so I just like, well, I just, you know, Ramon and I discovered that the waterpillow

was dehydrating me when I was drinking. So I'd have one welcome drink, and I just be buzzed. And so that's what we discovered. She was basically like leading Bershon on previously on Sonia Morgan's life over the past 10 seasons yes And Leah and Evany are watching all of it. Me is like you know she keeps talking about how she doesn't have an alcohol problem And then I mean the Morgan thing. Oh and the townhouse thing. It's just sad. Oh, she's on the water pills. She's on the water pills now Oh God, yeah She goes God now she's on the water pills. She's on the water pills now. Oh, God. Yeah.

She goes, God, now she's blaming everything but the alcohol. You know, it's everyone else's problem. It's everything else is doing it. It's not the freaking booze. Yeah. So now it's nighttime. And so Niko's over to Ramona's room. And just to check in on her,

because they're getting dressed, go to dinner. And she's like, Hey Ramona, hey, I'm just gonna go pee and she walks into Ramona's bath and she's like, Oh my god, oh jeez, there's poop all over. Oh my god, at least Sonya's loop is a mental loop. Ramona just shits in a loop wherever she goes. It's a poop loop. What the hell? How does this happen so frequently? How is this gotten so normalized for us? And then we see a close-up of the poop that's like it's not just that there's poop on the floor There's like some of it's been stepped in and I was like you know what?

I don't know. I don't know how this poop on the floor. Okay So you go Ramona's like it's just makeup and so he goes you know what? Ramona really needs to put a cork in it It's just makeup, and it's really because, you know what, Remonna really needs to put a cork in it. Oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh spilled this dark brown, gloppy makeup all over the floor. I was really looking forward to wearing this very dark brown, scented makeup. Oh my god, when did my makeup be corn? Guy? Oh, man.

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You know that the owner of the restaurant was like, this is supposed to be a formal restaurant. Oh, good, it's casual. Ooh, even the seats cold. Wow, that didn't even think to warm up the seat for a cabaret start coming through. Guess not. Well, the waitress definitely knows who these ladies are because she's so excited to wait on them, but she also knows to seat them right into the exit sign. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Well, I don't even know if we're getting dinner out tonight. Okay. Yeah, these so it turns out These women don't do well in small New England restaurants okay that's the lesson we should have learned when they went to to Providence last season okay and here they are again in another tiny restaurant in a confined space and everything's gonna go wrong but at first you know Luann is having the time of your of her life as you mentioned because the the owner comes out and he's being Italian she's like oh yes oh yes, oh, a rivadero, she's a lignini, of course, of course, of course, risotto, risotto. Bowser, prince, he pays the plumber, plumber. Mita balla, mita balla.

It's a me, a Mario. You know, when a man speaks to me in Italian. I just can't help myself. Am I right everyone? So Ramona said, you guys have a wine list guy? And Leah says, well, God, last time I drank wine, I threw up all over the place. Oh, lovely story, Leah. That's a lovely story.

Huh? Which by the way is sort of a variation of saying that she's boring, but whatever. Yes, and Evany jumps in and she's like, well, I had a bad experience with bloody marries, and so they all start talking about what drinks make them sick. And like, yeah, or like, what kind of parting makes them feel sick, and they're over it now. And Sonya's like, oh yeah, I have only like two drinks that I'm done. They're all, yeah, they're just talking about like, ugh, like I am done so quickly, right? Oh sorry, I was vaping.

We're talking about addiction. So I was like, I think I need some nicotine for this conversation. So, Bershahn goes, because they're all talking about, you know, again, they're all talking about how little they drink now. Bershahn goes, well, I gotta tell you, this group is a little boring. and it's like, swing.

And I didn't realize it at the time, but she just narrowed in on like basically the two biggest triggers she could say to Luan and Sonia, right? Because Sonia's nightmare would be to be called boring. And Luans is to, well, actually, sorry. And then Luan goes, we're boring. And she goes, I feel like you guys are being grandma's. So like the grandma's and the boring, those are like the biggest triggers ever for those two.

And at that point, disaster unfolds. Yeah, so I get really mad. And by the way, kind of agree with her. You guys are sitting around talking about like, oh my god, this drink's gonna make me sick. So yeah, she's like, I just gotta say it. You're being grandma's. So son, you're like, oh what, are you the,

you voted the fun one here? You what? I told you to have fun, we are okay. You know what, usually we're a little more action than this, that's all. And Leo's like, you don't call women grandmas Are you freaking kidding me? This is like not the way to get to know ladies says like Leah who I feel like Sped all of last season saying like she felt like she was hanging out with her aunts or something like that

You know it's like to say it my dear It was literally I actually found it to be a generally benign thing But I I would not be surprised if Luann is hypersensitive about not being fun since she's sober, and Sonya's probably hypersensitive about being old, so it just was a trigger point. So Sonya's like, you've labored me, how could you label me? And then I was like, well, I like Abigail time. And Bishan says, I'm just telling the truth. And then I was like, well, guess guess guess you know where the door is. It's like oh, wow

Do Ann's gonna kick out another woman of golf. I know Two times in the season here she goes Yeah, she's like I just want to know what your idea of a good time is it doesn't involve capray because I think we all agree The youth of America loves capray. I'm a great time. I'm a great non-grandmother. By the way, literally the most grandmothery genre of fun you could be, would be Cabaret. Right? Yeah, it's also one letter away from making Leo Barf,

you know, just Cabaret May. Like Rosberg was not on MTV, okay? Yeah, now you know I love me some Cabaret, but yeah, it's usually when I go see it It's like me and a bunch of 80 year old And I like it because I'm the only one strong enough to climb on top of the piano to sing I am not an Unfung grandmother and now to prove that I'm going to sing something from litter and low Hey, anyone in Italian a little obner hit it boys now who wants to hear some pirates of pensance So she's like you know where the door is Emerson says oh no, I don't need to go well

Maybe you do there's the door Yes, I mean it's like are you having a good time and the link is no? She's not having a good time because we're boring. I'm a grandmother. Give me a break a grandmother What a grandmother have these cheekbones. I don't think so what a grandmother be able to look at this man over here and say It's a me a Mario. I don't think so And in case I haven't mentioned it, would a grandmother- LUM CURRY! For crying out loud!

Would a grandmother appreciate a good wigwam and take a selfie in front of it? I don't think so. And she tells us the O'Dacity to come in and basically call us old ladies. And Ramona's like, you know what? I think that we have more fun together, Pasha for Sean I think that's what you're thinking she's yeah I mean Ebony goes well it's a pandemic and you know my grandmother died then her you know her grandmother also died she's well not trying to be insensitive oh well your grandmother died two days ago Ebony so he's trying to say I'm a dead dead woman walking is that

what you're trying to say? And Ebony is like, well, it seems like Ramona sold you a false bill of goods, if she told you that we're fine. And Rishan is like, she tells us, you know, my attention is to change the mood, is this a girl's trip or not? And then she tells the girls, all I'm saying is that, I'm going through some tough shit, and I thought I was gonna get a little bit turned up or whatever and so then Ebony

In an effort to show how much fun she is she goes let's talk about that version Let's talk about the tough shit. You're going through Yeah, so then they all say yeah, let's talk about you. Let's talk about your problems that you're going through right now. We're so fun. So she's like, well, I mean, I'm suing a lot of people. I'm suing the state. And suddenly goes, wait, I don't sue anyone. They sue me.

Okay, so Sonia's already completely off the rails. Yeah. Versaul and just Lucas shouldn't say anything about Wells Far Fargo this episode because that it would have been a total shit show So then Versaul and goes yeah, which as soon as Versaul and did that I was like, oh, that's gonna be a real problem right there Because that's actually rude to do that to someone and so I was like when they're literally screaming in your face I mean like Versaul and yes, yes, I see that she offended them, but Jesus Christ is a worth this kind of reaction. And Bershon's just kind of laughing and staying light the whole time, but she's also not going to back down. No, she's not.

And I think that basically, Bershon is like, I made a stupid comment, but she's like, I'm not gonna back down. I'm not gonna apologize for her because it's a stupid thing and they're taking it with you seriously. And she doesn't care. She just goes and then the wind goes, well, oh, so you're suing, you're suing this day. That's what happens to me. When I get bored, I file lawsuits.

See what I did there? Cause you said I was boring. No, we write, you were bored by, see, it's comedy, it's in the show. It's in the show, my grandma show. And somebody was like, don't shush me, honey. And Louhan's like, oh, wow. I believe she's in lawsuits and fighting for her eggs. That

doesn't mean she gets to scrabble our eggs. That was a very young, meek, havery's boring. A young fun joke. I took eggs and then I made a joke about scrambling eggs young and young and fun. That's me count as Luan So some just like but I'm confused because you said we're boring and now you want to talk about your issues Like you just made her talk about her issues. She didn't want to just made her literally the whole point is that she Wanted to get drunk and avoid her issues. That's just so the nebodies like well, that's I was asking I was asking and brush on cuz you So then everybody's like, well, that's, I was asking. I was asking and Bruce Hong goes, you know, you're always like, I remember, I remember, but you don't know

who gets to know you. Oh, man, they were you insulted the both of us. You said we're boring, and now you want to talk about. You're boring, Alex. Yes. So, Luan is so fear. She has that angry look. That's that super angry look on her face.

You know, she's so like, like she is ready to bounce. Okay. So Sonia's like, you know, we had a heart to heart. That's getting to know someone. And so Prashan goes, look, Sonia, and then she says, hold on, because she wants everyone to hear whatever she's about to say. Because I'm assuming it's just probably trying

to clear the air at this moment. And so Sonia goes, no, I want to get to know you. Not everyone has to hear what you have to say. It's not the broadcast the whole table. You know, she basically says, if we're just talking, you don't have to include everyone because it's just between you and me, you know. She's such an asshole. Well, she's screaming and yelling. I'm saying, you can't talk to me then. And her son's like, you don't need to get loud, baby, because I can get louder than you, she's like, I have to get loud, because you don't listen. Sonia, who is not letting anybody get a sentence out

for the past 10 minutes. Literally said earlier in the episode, listening is how you get to know someone. So, Bershon's like, Sonia, I understand. You want all the attention, you want all the attention. Bershon goes again, like, Sonia, every time you talk, it's like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, attention! Which I'm gonna get, like, so near every time you talk, it's like, PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM people who have youth on their side. Did you just call someone a clown? Don't bring Tinsley into this. Oh, I'm miserable. I'm fucking miserable. She just lowers out in a ring. Tinsley lowers down. Yeah. This is my friend's restaurant. So everybody's jaws are on the floor

because she called her a clown. Like, that's the worst thing in the world. Meanwhile, this group has just called Sonia in the past three weeks, a slut, a whore, a drunkard who knows why. You name it. Yeah, everything. You name it. And Leah's like, a clown.

Oh. And Leah's like, I don't know if you know Sonia well enough to say that. Meanwhile, Leah's whole thing last season was, she's the new girl and she doesn't mind saying what has to be said because no one's saying the truth, right? So then Luan goes, how dare you talk to her like that? How dare you talk to any of us like that? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who? Which is, I'm like Luan, there was literally footage of you saying the name being Sonia, Sona in the limo when she was talking about Tom. Even though Sonia was bringing up Tom for them a million times, but it's just so funny that they act like they don't shit on Sonia all the time. Well, I guess they're just saying, like, you're the new girl.

Like, you're not allowed to be coming after us like this. You know, like, we haven't even accepted you, friend of, okay, ma'am. Like, you need to calm down. They should be so happy, because after the past few episodes, when people watching this show have started to be like, oh, this show sucks,

that Berchon has come in and lit a fire under this show right now. They should be so happy. I know, she's made it like a real real housewives of New York episode. Yes. But just going on with this fight. So she says, you know, I'm just being honest,

which is the best real housewives. Exactly. It's a classic. And when it's like, you know, what? She's my friend, OK? That's who she is. She's my friend. And then goes, oh, bulls it, Ramona.

Here's a song by Candor Nebb. It's called bullshit And we go for really Ramona because Ramona is not standing up for Sonya like So then then of course Leuann can never can never resist a chance to make Ramona look bad She's like, oh, yeah, I mean who's Ramona's loyalty? Yeah, who what's Ramona? This is her best friend such as I don't know you and to come in here And to think you could just talk to us like that. Well, you're sadly mistaken Girlfriend guess who's young that guess who's not a grandma now because I said girlfriend at the end of a sentence ha

And Bryson's just like well you can get to know me and she's like well all right Well, hopefully you're not bored anymore. You're bored because you're bored with yourself. That's why you're bored. So she's like, ladies, I've got a tough skin. Whatever you say is not gonna hurt me. And so the waitress is so excited.

She comes over and she's like, hi, ladies. Is it time to hear the specials? It's not the time. They haven't even ordered their food yet and all this has happened So everyone goes I can't believe this is happening right now Bershon was never like this with me when we were one-on-one She was always very embracing and funny. This isn't funny. I can't believe I brought someone on this trip when I was getting along with ladies So well who made them all so mad. I can't believe I brought someone on this trip when I was getting along with ladies so well who made them all so mad I can't believe I did that

So they start ordering and so I'm just like oh Stake good because I have to eat before I drink. I'm with very judgmental company tonight I might act like a clown which might be fun unless you're a bachelor So now remote and now son you suddenly sort of embracing the clown thing. Like, like being a clown is good and brashon just doesn't get it, right? So then Ramona is like, you know what? I feel like dancing on tables right now.

Who wants to see the dance on a table? I'll be the real clown. Okay. So she goes over to the corner and she gets onto a table and then she starts going, you sick, you sick, you sick, you sick, you sick, wait that's not really dancing but I'm doing that Ramona kind of dancing you know, yes, Seinfeld, Julia Louise Seinfeld, that's jerking that she does. I'm like I know, like I know you're supposed to dance to music but I don't think you're

supposed to dance the actual word music music And no one is amused except the waitress who's loving it. She's like dancing in place So she's like, you know what? Bershon is incredibly embarrassing and you're spamming all the table in a restaurant dancing to no music Who are you calling a baritone? So Bershon's basically like I just want to escape is, okay? And so, so do you find this boring? Because actually, Prashan, you're quiet right now. And he's like, so now, Prashan, I think, is trying to pivot. And so, she starts saying, well, actually, Leah, you said the smartest thing today. And then

all, and then like, literally just why does she take the conversation to you Leah? How does she not want to talk to me? So Sonia is drunk and screening okay but no one says anything about that because it's Sonia. You've got the Ramona dancing on a table making a fucking idiot of herself. Nobody says anything of that okay. Right.

It's only it's only Brysson who's been crazy I guess because she's new. So Brysson's like, well, I'm Inclusive. I'm trying to include her in the conversation. So Leah's like, hey, listen, she said I said something smart. So let her talk. No, fuck you. And then she gets her hand all in Brysson's face. Yeah. Every time I talk to you. It's like channeling Durinda truly. And Bryershans like, you know, you guys have been dissing Leah since I met her. And so here goes, every time I, she's doing that,

every time I was like, wow, who's been dissing me? Who's been dissing me? And Bershans says, well, let me just say it like this, because I've probably had too much to drink. Oh, clown, clown. Who's the clown now, okay. And Bershans like, calm down, there's the clown now, okay? I'm British, I'm like calm down. There's the clown show.

I'm just like, okay, well now you're just starting trouble. So why don't you just spit it out. And Leah tells us, this girl's a bullshit artist. She's just lighting a match and throwing it into a straw building or something. Wouldn't building, I don't know. I don't know, says Leah, the, yeah, she says that or something. something and then but this is funny coming from Leah who literally threw fire last season Yeah cut to Leah holding an octopus in the air

Seriously stomping on a mirror tray So for shans like you know what all I've heard through this weekend. There's just little jabs about you little It's just like so so it's just and so the is like spin it out spin it out She's well, I don't like to throw people under the bus and Leah Which is just so ridiculous so real house So we're throwing everyone under the bus. Yeah, yeah, loving it. So Leah's like well There's like so much bullshit going on. I'm out. Okay. I'm not dealing with this I'm not gonna sit at a table with someone who was you're just like starting shit

You're not being honest. You just put yourself in a fucked up position. You're not gonna finish it I'm like, brashon the whole point was that brashon was honest and you guys all jumped down her throat for crying out loud brashon says well Ramona just said basically like like you just don't connect a lot and she looks right at Ramona just said, basically, like, you just don't connect a lot. And she looks right at Ramona. And he is like, okay, great. And I don't connect with her. So thank you for that. So now Sonia is up and screaming. And now you move the conversation.

There you go. Move in the conversation. Clown. Just had been crazy. And Ramona is denying that she said that about Leah. But we see a flashback and Ramona is like, you know what? Sometimes we butt heads and Burshan goes, but do you a flashback in her Mona's, like, you know what, sometimes we butt heads and Bershon goes, but do you consider her a friend?

You know what, I'm not sure. I'm working on the relationship. So, yeah, it's like, Bershon says, basically what Ramona said. Yeah, but I mean, it's in a situation where she's trying to get herself out of an argument to start them fighting. I guess too obvious and there are two mad.

So it's just, she hasn't been a housewife long enough to finesse that in there, right? So this blows up on her face. So Lee is like, I'm leaving. You guys can hang out together. And so all the girls get up. Yeah. Start leaving. They're all just gonna leave her there. So they're like, I'm out of here. And so he's like, well, fine. I'll stay for Ramona, but she was oh calm down Sonya You don't need to go bitch amateur theatrics. Yeah, and so I was like, huh? You know what your rude you're not a listener and you're not intuitive So then she goes I'm leaving and Ramona goes you hurt my girl. So I'm leaving too So they're just all gonna leave her there so they all get up and leave and so he goes I don't know how you're a life coach. Yeah so um uh so then I remember I was like for Sean I don't know why you had to go after Leah okay I never went after Leah she was

well you know everyone here just walks on egg shows that's what everyone does well you know what you made Sony upset you messed up big time okay I brought you into this group and you fucked it all up. Okay. And um, Sonia's like, you're not even listening and hearing Sonia who has not shut up. Yeah. Rumor, Versaume's like, whatever. Like by the way, Versaume is so unbothered. She just keeps walking with them and she's drunk too, right? So she's just like, whatever your friendship is foamy. You know what? You better tell it tomorrow that I never said anything. BADDER! And meanwhile, this Sonia runs back in the restaurant and grabs a bottle or grabs a full glass of wine and comes out and just chugs it.

It starts falling over and chugging it. Through her mask or something. I didn't understand what was happening. Because like all of a sudden, there just was like a glass of wine in the middle of the scene and then all of a sudden someone was just chugging it and I was like is it going down the front of her mask is it going in her mouth like how's it getting in her mouth but somehow she just chugs a glass of wine in the middle of all this like in the middle of quaint sale of mass juice is there out there and she has a glass of wine you know and for And Vishanko's phony. You know what? I like parts of Liyak, you know what?

The parts of Kampi, the parts of Kantoak. Okay, those are the parts of Liyak. I like your ankles, you know what they're? Tell her I like an ankle. Phony, phony. And Liyak and saying, you know, I just hate the way that Vishanko spoke to Sonya by the way. I mean, Ramona does not have Sonya's back.

I'm telling you that, she does not have her back. And this is funny just because the season opened up with Luana Ramona making such a big to do about how there's such good friends now. And the one is like the moment she gets a chance, she just likes to show what a shitty friend the Ramona is, which is what I love about their relationship. And Evany says, well, I didn't like Ramona's reaction till all that.

And she goes, Oh, Ramona is not good. She's not a good friend to Sonya. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. So then, uh, Bershon, back to Bershon and Ramona and Sonya. They're now back in the restaurant. They're now back in the restaurant because they left one of them left something back there. So they're back in the restaurant and Sonya has a new glass of wine now.

Yeah. So they start stumbling down the street and, uh, brashan's like, you're phony, you guys don't tell the truth. And they were most like, you know what? I have to go get my scarf. Oh, that's a bless. Yeah. So they go back and suddenly he's like, that girl keeps calling me phony.

I don't like her. So brashan just goes, I gotta go. Because they're obviously trying to get away from her or whatever. So she's like, whatever. So she just stumbles down the street by herself. And back in the hotel basement bar. Don't, don't, don't. The non-grammels are having a great time.

It's like Leah stretching. They're just like sitting there. We're just literally stretching on the floor. Ha, ha, ha. So Pasha joins them and she goes, well girls, I had too much to drink. Sorry, it's just, no, you can't do that. You're walking fine, okay?

Like don't use a drink as an excuse. Okay, I've been there, you can't use that as an excuse. Super shankos. Yeah, she does that whole thing where she's like, sweetie, I know what drunk is. You can't use that as an excuse and pretend you didn't blow up the whole night. Like, I don't even know where I was when I drink.

Yeah, because you're a fucking alcoholic. It's different. You can't say like, you can't call, you can't say you've had too much to drink because I used to be a, you know, a blackout drunk. Yeah. Like how is that fair? So Prashan says, look Leah, I really fuck with you. I like you.

I'm not a girl who's talking behind your back and Ebony's like, well who's talking behind your back? And so Prashan basically says it's Ramona and she says Ramona set me up. Ha ha ha ha. So then Ramona and Sonia meanwhile have now arrived back at the hotel because they've gone to the restaurant, picked up the scarf, gotten a glass of wine and Sonia, they're just drunk in the elevator and Sonia is like on the floor, like a leg up and that manager from last week was like, Ramona, I got everything you need. I'm going to help you out.

She's like, she just like runs into the elevator. She's like, let me just take need, I'm gonna help you out. She's like runs into the elevator, she's like, let me just take care of this so you can get out of public view. Yeah, so they're like falling, it's like an absolutely fabulous thing. They're just like falling down, but all of a sudden. And the ladies are saying, yeah,

Ramona sets you up to Gaslight Us. And they're like explaining to her, that's what Ramona does, you know. She tells you, Stas, you'll bring it to us so then we yell at you. Yeah. So then so, then they come to join the girls and Bryshawn turns to Abin.

She's like, Abin, we're sisters. And she goes, I don't feel bad for you, baby. I'm sorry. And Bryshawn's like, well, you can be mad, but I did start shit, I did start shit. And Abin is like, well, do you want to apologize to Luan and and version's like yes Okay, Luan I'm a bit of a blabber mouth and I don't go by codes or boundaries and you know, that's how it should be and you know

I like shoes and walls are great. They hold up houses. You know what I'm saying? So I think we've resolved this, right, Louan? And Evan, he's like, an apology requires a moment of regret, so. Embrace arms like, yeah, you know, codes. I don't like those. And the man says, well, I don't think codes are the right word. I mean, you have to have some kind of decency. Decency, that's it, decency.

Yeah. Yeah. She goes, decency, that that's it decency Decency that's the right word you call me a clown if that decency You just fell down in an elevator. I know you just did and I think bershan said something like well I called you a whole if I called you a ho is that decent and she's oh I'll take clown. I will not So bershan is cracking up, you know? So, Ebony is like, oh, wow, she missed it. She's on a rune now. So then, Leah and Ramona are having their own

little private talk, and Leah is so fucking full of it. She goes, you know, Ramona, it just hurts because in the Hamptons, we made progress. Like, you were saying, you know, and then when I thought you were saying something negative about me, it hurt so bad because we connected. Remember that part with my graph? You just said she was a dumb bitch. Literally the last episode, you were screaming at her dinner, saying, you dumb bitch, you're everything wrong in the world.

Yeah, Leah, all of a sudden acting like, like she's just always been so loving and sweet to Ramona when she has spent all the season just like, having a good time with her all of a sudden acting like, you know, like she's just always been so loving and sweet to Ramona when she has spent all the season just like having random outbursts at Ramona. And now she's going to now she's going to say, I just thought we made so much progress, you know, and Ramona goes, you know what?

And I got really mad at her. Sean, I was so mad. I said, for Sean. That's what I said. I said, I did this old trick. I said, Pasha. So then Sonya's going around going, I'm a comedian at Pasha. And says, twerking every night, you're a ho.

I'm not a ho. I don't like being called a clown. Okay. Pasha goes, yeah, but you do do that. Like you are, you do act're a ho. I'm not a ho. I don't like being called a clown, okay? British guy goes, yeah, but you do do that. You do act like a clown, you know? And then like Ramona and Lea are hugging in a corner. It's such a disaster in this strange, like, a rec room basement.

And Sonia says, you can't call me a clown, he's a dis me. Little, little, little, little, little, little, little, throwing her arm just around. And British guy's like, yeah, but you did do that. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. I'm just throwing her arms around. Yeah, but you did do that.

Yeah, but you did do that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Are you a bitch. Are you a bitch. If you're a humanitarian If you're a humanitarian If you're a humanitarian If you don't call people out Okay, Sonya calmed out one more time. One, she's like, I'll give you one more time. And then she marches out and then marches right after and she goes, one more time. And she starts like humping the air. Yeah, because you think she's gonna come in almost like a Karen,

and but then she sort of like does like a funny dance too. She's like, one more time. Oh my God, like she's literally clowning around while she's saying that she's not a clown, right? So then Ramona's like, you know what? I don't know what Poshana's doing now. I like I just put out of fire and she's twitching the room, okay? So Poshana calls her a clown again And the Wann is like well if cloud wasn't bad enough the first time she's going for a second round. I've had enough of Sean I was like okay, Luan, let's like not turn her name

into vomit, okay? Luan needs a better day this season, for sure, in the confessional. So Sonia, no one's again saying anything about Sonia, who's stomping around the hotel, screaming and yelling, wasted off her ass going, well, I'm not black because Rishan says, okay, walk away then Sonia, so she stomps back up and she's like, I'm not walking away,

because I know you're gonna talk about yourself. And then starts getting around in her face. Sonia, who monologue to brashon at Pioneer Town earlier today. So brashon, who's like sick of sitting there, taking it, stamps up and is like, and you're gonna do this. Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ha! Ha! Ooh! Where's your brother? Where's your bitch? Where's your speaking bitch? Oh my God.

So they stand up and they're like doing like body actions and shaking their arms and their hands at each other, making crazy noises. And yeah, so Bryson's like, you know know what go ahead and dance and be a clown then go ahead and the way I was like what is that and so on you go I'm just talking to help her I can just shut up and let her hang herself and it's like maybe you should then she goes yeah she's like yeah and then she's that what she said, you hanged yourself already with your mouth, use your brain, bitch. She says something like that and Bershon stands up

and I was like, all right. And then that's where it ends. Like, what is Bershon gonna do? It's such a ridiculous silly fight, but it was like also so nice to have a ridiculous silly fight on the show again, you know, I mean, they've had them all season, but like, this was like a, this was like a, what was great was that it was, um, it, well, it was a Durinda style fight of like, I'm gonna proclaim something and I'm just gonna stick to it and you're just gonna scream at me and I'll scream back at you. We're just gonna do this until we both pass out. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Well, then it looks like next week,

so you get physical, which, oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. Well, then it looks like next week, Sonya gets physical, which, oh my god. And then now they're gonna have the talk with Sonya about her alcoholism, but like here, it just kind of makes me crazy because again, here we go with some fucking crazy Sonya going at it, but then it's everyone else's fault for like triggering Sonya.

Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah, and next week we'll, looks like it will certainly be notable. But until then, you guys, once again, just remember to watch us on Watcher Happens live tonight and also our friends Danny and Sasha, who are also gonna be on the show.

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