Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Sex and the Cenote

Episode Date: August 15, 2020

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This is not the episode to wipe off the boogers. Okay, the boogers are part of the experience. It's part of that 4D experience. Yeah, you're not gonna get me like Andy and commercials during for watch or happens. Did you catch that commercial where he was like looking right into the camera like all sexily? He was like, yeah, he was like checking himself out and I felt so bad because his shirt was, I've been where he has been with that shirt. Let's just put it that way.

I've been and I'm on that path with that shirt, with what was happy with that shirt. I was like, okay, less his horror buttons. But I was like, I have been there and I felt very bad. Well, today, yeah, he was just making this really sexy face at the camera, but he's like, kind of cross-eyed and like, oh, what is that? I started laughing so hard.

Same. I was like, oh, dear. And then I went and rewatch the Animal Crossing commercial that aired in the middle of it, which was like, really, what a blessing to have two of my favorite things. Real housewives of New York and Animal Crossing happening at the same time.

What a joy. Also, I just realized that I dripped chocolate ice cream on myself today. It's all over my shirt. So that's how my diet's going in case anybody's wondering. It's good homage to Brenda today is a real housewives of New York day. And we also have really good news. We just interviewed Christine Quinn from selling sunset and had a nice song conversation with her and laughed our butts off. That'll be out Monday morning everybody. And special treats.

That was a fun time and we asked her. We got some good hot takes from her about like the cast and also other Bravo stars. So it's good. You know, she doesn't really hold back at all. Yes, which is really fun. Yeah, it was a good talk. So that'll be out Monday. Today is New York, but first before we do it. Of course, go get your masks over at Kappensmurch. There's tons of them up there. I'm going to be wearing my Lisa Rinalyps out today. Can't wait. And also support each other guys in real life Okay, we we're all people in the world and we're listening to us You make you guys right there listening to each other to help each other out. Okay, sport of the women go support these small businesses

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but it doesn't mean you can't put clothing on your kids. That's right. We still have to get dressed. Damn it. So your children. Well, I'm only partially dressed. I'm only partially dressed too. I mean, look, it can be in elastic pants for days on end. I think I changed these six days ago. I'm sure partially dressed too. I mean look it can be an elastic pants for days on end I think I changed these six days ago. I'm sure it's milk-roy Goodness um, so anyway

Real Househouse in New York. Wow today's episode is called hitting all the wrong sea notes And I was like, what does that mean? And I had to look it up and it's like a cave Boy, you know Something from Bravo. Wow. Wow. This episode reminded me of when I had to plunge the depths of my emotional well to get through David's divorce.

I'm so happy. So wow. So, wow, what an episode. I was on, you know, the very serious literary home of our time Facebook, and I was reading comments from people. And one of the threads was like, I'm so sick of this show. It's all the drunken ladies show. And I'm sick of drunken ladies. Get the fuck out of here. How about that? Okay, you're no longer invited. Get out of here with that. Yeah, you can go watch reruns of the Torkelsons. Yeah, this is, this is, this is,

this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this So this young seldom fuck that's no to fuck you young sheldon to your stupid show and I hate your guts. Yeah I will say I was actually it's so funny I had the opposite reaction watching this episode I was watching it and and that one point when they should have flashback of Leah Yelling at Sonya like For whatever was she was yelling at her I was like wow that feels like it was so long ago

This has been kind of an epic season. There's been so much scuttled or whatever it was, she was yelling at her. I was like, wow, that feels like it was so long ago. This has been kind of an epic season. There's been so much scuttled butt about, all they do is get to wrong. There's nothing really going on. But then when you look back, it's like, there have been so many epic episodes this season, this season, it's been amazing.

I think so too, I'm with you on that. And I read that before I watched the episode, and so I kind of thought, oh God, what's this episode gonna be? And I thought there were more well-behaved than they are on like every other episode this year. So. They're actually pretty, pretty, pretty well, well-mattered considering it's them. And I don't know. I just, I think they're great characters. I think they're, I think we

are blessed. And I was thinking, it's so nice to come to the end of the week and have this show ready to give us a big Bravo hug because, you know, these days, I mean, it's so nice to come to the end of the week and have this show ready to give us a big Bravo hug because these days, I mean, it seems like every season of Blow Deck, you get to a certain point where everyone is full of rage. And it's just like all week long, people are just like angry and they're pissed off and there's just like so much like negativity

on the internet that's coming coming from low deck man. And then you have Beverly Hills and you have people being like, who side do you want? And everyone's taking sides and everyone's like angry, including us, angry, angry, angry. And then we land at real housewives of New York. And it's just so funny. And you remember, oh yeah, these are just reality shows.

And we're here just to watch and enjoy and make fun. And that's all we really need. And I'm like, this is what's to be doing. So completely scored by a Casio keyboard. We have a lot to be thankful for. You know, like what they could do with such a low budge. Like the Mexican horns on the Casio keyboard is like,

mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm. They're like, okay. That's all entwined. to real house of New York. We're still in Mexico at Villa Casa del Mar, am I right? Hmm, yes, I'm doing a gig at Villa Casa del Mar. I mean, no wonder why Luan and James Kennedy

get along because I can totally see just as when James Kennedy, like press play on a CD player one episode, he's like, I'll just play my foot in to Mexico. I'm like, Mexico. The way I was like, well, I was singing the show, I guess I brought the cabaret in Mexico. My friends were Antonio and Felipe. All right. Oh, don't forget Pasquale.

Yeah, Pasquale Montreal Montreal in the house. So we, it's morning After a drunken night of course and Dorenda yeah Dorenda comes out in her pajamas and Get back here And you guys none of the more on your phones, which is good. That's good. All right. There's two guys none of them are on their phones which is good that's good all right there's two guys oh yeah I'm gonna dance oh yeah okay hey what are you doing real big okay cool yeah who is that you just sound like is it my hand go but real and it's two workout guys yeah it's Axel and Raul and Axel is based or Raul's like all right this is based or Raoul is like,

all right, they meet D'Arynda. They go, hey, be right back. I'm gonna get the girls. I'm gonna have to know this. I'm like, does the chain is here? I'll be right back. And then Raoul just turns the other guy. And Smash is like, oh, this is gonna be a lot of energy.

Yeah. So D'Arynda tries to wake people up and she goes to Ramona's room first. And she's like, hey, guys, wait, is that me? Ramona's like, I think good? I can't be. Ha ha. Karen Huber just like parachute sit.

Oh, that's my candy. Oh, let me work out. Bye, Georgie. Hello, Raul. And then did you notice that when Durand knocked on Lea's door, I was like, wake up, wake up. That just the caption just said, grumble, grumble. It's starting.

Yeah, like the last risk, like grumble, grumble. So Dorenda can't get anyone awake. She tries to lure him in the van goes, home, is it in the sun, lunges in the sun? Oh no, I can't do lunges in the sun. No, no, no, I can't do lunges in the sun. It hurts my knees and shows off some of my birthmarks out, prefer to keep private. All right, well, guess what?

They got the guys alone. So she goes out to teach these guys to robics and wow, you know, it's shockingly like a robics. Yeah, it's just like a robics, but with surrender. So, um, Luan at some point realizes, wait a second. There's hot young men outside. What am I doing? So she just comes outside and she's like in full, you know, Mrs. Robinson, no, she's like,

who are these lovely young gentlemen? Let me ask you, do you like Cabareto? Hmm, what exercise do you do boys? Your shirt says, Danza and fitness. Oh, I love Tony Danza. He was a friend in my Cabaret. He just kept going around looking for the manager because he was on a show called

Who's the boss and frankly what other talent does he have and my right? Are you the boss? It's a great question. Who is the boss? I'm the boss god damn it. I'll pay you. I want your worthless. You're out of the show Unfortunately, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm gonna leave you with the wheel right it's a morning constitution going I'm gonna leave you with Louanne, right? It's a morning constitution going, man. So then Louanne is basically, she's like flirting. And did you notice also that when Louanne was doing every exercise, she up and going, cha cha cha. Cha cha cha.

Cha cha cha. I love that I can still do this with coffee. That means you're not working out, Louanne. If you can do it with coffee in your hand, that means you're not exerting yourself. And yes, she's like, wow, look at those legs you've got. You must be the leg guy. Mm-hmm. Is that why your legs are so big?

Is it? Do you know what I'm saying? Cha-cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha-cha. I can speak Mexican exercise. Cha-cha-cha-cha. So then, yeah, she goes in and orders a cafe. And then Luan goes to see Leah with Durrinda. So then yeah, she goes in and orders a cafe and then

Lewand goes to see Leah with Durinba and Lewand's like I spot my windowed Derobix and doing Derobix out there and leaves like you worked out already Fucking savages savages, well we're old school. What can I say we bounce back? We rise from the ashes like Felix we got arrested and then become Cabaret stars. We're just old school like that. You know what I'm saying? So Blea's like we're just gonna stay here today, right?

Yeah, you know what that flower bloomed and now his other flower is to the blooming. His that flower was a flower but then it bloomed. Then now the flower is to come and they bloom in every way. And then the wind goes, you know it's funny, my mother described this area, my vaginal canal as a rose. You know, she was called to the flower, a rose specifically and during the cause, yeah, I'm monkey, Petunia. This is my flower story. Maro's with the ones stop making my rose, but sharply.

So Sonia calls her business partner on FaceTime and she's like, hello, it's me Sonia Morgan. I just wanted you to notice my birthday. We're having a really fun time, all right? I'm gonna call you later and we're gonna do business, business, talkie talkie business, business, clothing racks, designs, papers, drawings, drawing drawings right now, design, design, done, gotta go, business, business. He's like, are you speaking to me

from like a zero gravity chamber? Why are we at this strange angle? No, I just have you on a selfie stick that's mounted on another selfie stick and up at the ceiling and I'm down here to look angle. No, I just have you on a selfie stick that's mounted on another selfie stick and up at the ceiling. And I'm down here to look smaller. Okay, bye. She's like everyone who knows me knows

that I'm all about fashion, you know? You've heard about my fashion, my jewelry, my toaster oven, my basement, pickles. Well, this party is to show that I'm not a liar. Pickles is in the basement, making fashion in a toaster. No, I'm innovating fashion. You know, a lot of people say, oh, mothballs, they're terrible in your claws. It would a terrible smell. But what if you had a dress that was made of mothballs, turning it inside out. So then Luans downstairs in the kitchen with Durinda and she's like I want we've all our rancheros for sure And Durinda's like yeah, you can win me if you try that if you look you've got to go to it

She gets well you can't come to Mexico and not have the we've all run They are the best and make sure you wash it down with a nice whole glass of tap water. Okay, enjoy Just in case anybody's confused on his guilty for what happens later Luan yeah Lea lock and just come there like all right your mimicors. Let me tell you something I've been into Mexico and I was in a terrible terrible All right, you eat the awayables ranch heros and then I've been into Mexico and I was in a terrible terrible hell, right? You eat the way of those rancheros

and then you shit your brains out and then your haze and it's done and then you're Mexican. All right, bye. Listen here, cookie man. I want some wevos rancheros in Mimano's handitos before I cut your goddamn nose off your face. No dude, my god damn nails are all right, my movie. Yeah.

So Sony has had this phone call with this guy from Century 21 and they're gonna be doing this bash and he wants, they need to get these invitations out for everyone to come to this big party. And she's like, okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do them right now. I'm gonna do them right now after I finish cleaning my vagina flower. Okay, I'm gonna do them. So she goes outside, she sits at a table, we're Leah sitting. Leah is working on her laptop and Sonya sits down next to Leah and they

have like their own little like work station. It's their own little we work. They're a little fast and fast. I'm in fashion. Are you in fashion? I'm in fashion. Yeah. And so they're there. And then they're just working and first Ramona walks by. She's like, you know what? Today I I'm celebrating a glorious day and I'm actually having a mimosa, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a mimosa, okay? Glory's day.

No, I'm like Ramona, did you order your egg whites? She just, no, I didn't order anything, okay? I just said, I just want the same thing as yesterday. I'm like, that's ordering something, Ramona. I know, that's literally. So then, so now Ramona sits down on the table and then Luann and everyone's, and so they start eating breakfast around Lea and Sonia

while they work, okay? And it's only a few seconds in and then all of a sudden during just like, Sonia, just be patient, be patient. You're like, I gotta work on my invitations. Just be present, we all gotta have invitations. We all gotta have invitations. Oh yeah, you know what? And if you're gonna be on a computer

and you're gonna be on a pad, then you get what? I'm gonna do invitations, cause I got to do invitations cause Brooklyn Riley got to be man and we're gonna get invitations. And so Durand is like fluttering off, you know? Yeah, and the Wanda's also like joining it on this and she's like, I mean, just reserve 30 minutes for breakfast.

I mean, just reserve 30 minutes for breakfast. I'm like, she has a business, okay? For years and years, you guys have made fun of her for like not taking business seriously and now she is, you guys are like hounding her so that way you can like, like, she can watch while you guys dig into a grapefruit or something. I know. This whole time they're like, oh my god, Sonya's gone off the deep end. We have to talk to her about our alcoholism.

And now Sonya's sober in the morning working, trying to make a living. They're like, how dare you. Wow, dare you. And Ramona's also like, you know what? Right, you're right. You know what? It's rude. Sonya, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The day class say okay.

Okay. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, date class say okay. Okay. And Durin is like, he, Ramona is telling the girls, because Durin does like fluttered off somewhere, like yelling and screaming. And Ramona is like, see? You see? What?

You don't have to blow up, like to bring the blow up. Okay, she always blows up and Durin the hearer and she's like, I'm not blowing up, all right? You can't you win the three meals? I can do emails too. Like I got my thing to do'm not blowing left, all right. You can't you want to do emails? I can do emails too. Like I got my thing to do to some emails, all right? Yeah.

And Sonya's like, I got to work. I got to work. And then he goes, well, I got stuff to do too. I got a script to work on. OK, Meryl Streep. I know. So Sonya's like, listen, thanks for last night. The whole night was great, but now I have to make a living.

Bye then. Bye, girls. Bye. I, but now I have to make a living. Bye then, bye girls. Bye, I'm off to figure out what evite means. Not a beat. So Sony goes inside, and just when Sonya is seeming like she might be the most rational person there, she walks inside and goes, you know, I mean, when I guess people on my private island or on my yacht, I mean, do you want to talk about your past like to Rinda? No. No.

Wait, what is- what? You don't have a private island. Or a yacht. She's insane. So then we come back from commercials like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Enjoy your nice long snout pencil fish. And we're still in the same stupid fight. So the way I'm like, well, it is rude to be at a meal on your computer and on your phone. I mean, this is what our parents taught us. Not to do.

And during this like, you know what? If you're gonna do that, then go sit over here. Then that goes to the other end. And Lea's like, I closed my laptop. Like, everything's all, what are you guys still going on about? She's like, I was sitting here working and you guys all sat down around me and I was just finishing email,

which for me by the way, I loved this fight because it reminded me it's like, this is actually like a kid and parent fight, right? Like this is something that parents, I feel like do the kids all the time. Like the kids just doing something. The parents just said, they're like, hey, put that away.

We're talking to you. It's like, I was doing this here you can't join me mother mother so her mother's like you know what just let the ridiculous go off okay because she's gonna break a brave and this nothing you can do about it just that a brand brave and she can't hear me even though she's sitting right over there but while she's saying that Durinda is just like you know these kids it's like I tell. What the heck do I have to do? If I wasn't at the Tito's, what do I have to be in the middle of your phone thing? Go get me some more goddamn Tito's.

What the fuck is this? Yeah, just going on about it. Yeah, she's, she's, she's like, you know, they like, don't do work for 20 minutes. Make completely desocialized humans, you know. I mean while Ramona is telling, Ramona is telling's telling, Leah, unless I mess with Trapa, she's telling Leah, you know what? Like you said, you know what, just like let her rant and wave, you're right, you're right, just let her rant and wave, okay?

So, so Dorenda and the way out of both are like, yeah, yeah, it's ridiculous and Dorenda goes, yes, like you know what you go into hotels and you see people sitting around and their phone is the whole time instead of talking. I'm like, maybe because they just checked in, and they don't know anyone because it's a sitting around and they're phone this whole time instead of talking. I'm like maybe because they just checked in and they don't know anyone because it's a hotel and they're from out of town and they're checking the news.

I actually think this whole thing about like people don't talk to each other anymore. I mean, if you're sitting there reading a newspaper it's like the same difference. It's just like I just always like think it's so weird. Yeah, you know what I hate when I'm like in a hotel lobby or something, people talking to me, okay? I don't need you coming out to me and being like,

how are you from? What are you doing? I don't care about you, Rando, okay? I want to be here on my fucking phone, so I'm paying for a hotel. Now, leave me alone. If I can get out. So then, Dorenda, she goes inside

and then, Ramon's like, like you know what good job girls look notice that we got out of calm down really quickly okay and Leuand goes and what did we say we said you're right and Ramona goes and you know what and this time she was and it just cuts a Leah being like what the fuck you just told me that I was right she's like what so then duringinda later is like, look at this view, Leah. I think she's down there with Leah, it's just them. And she's like, he's so clackically viewy, right? Look at the view and you can see things. With the ocean, you can see the ocean.

It's not crazy. And then she gets on like one of those floating swan things. And then it gets to Ramona and Sonia in a room. Yeah. So Ramona is asking Sonia, basically, Bayes, like, what are we going to do about the Rindo, okay? She used to be, she used to snap, be fine like a minute later, but now she snaps and it goes on for like 20 minutes, okay? It's very scary. And I almost wish we had Elise here, so we could just put Elise in front of her and

then we can go off and do our own thing. Kai, you know what? I don't even know what triggers her. Kai, it's menopausal't even know what triggers her. Kai. It's menopausal. That's it. It's menopausal. And Sonny goes, you know what?

I don't want to say that. It's like telling a girl, oh what, you're mad because you're on your period. I mean, you just don't do that Ramona. And she's like, okay. You know what? Here's what I was thinking. I'm gonna say, oh my god.

Like 54. I remember when I was 54. That's when I started getting menopause. Guy? Also, don't mix your bipolar medications with your menopause medications, okay? Dr. Ramona at your service. Oh, that's a good idea, Ramona. So, you're basically calling out the menopause because that's a medical issue and you're not

calling out her behavior. You know, say them how they burn the witches. You know, I think those poor ladies were just going through menopause and they were like burnt up. I think that's what it was. They just were going through menopause. I'm like, so you're just doing exactly the thing that you said was offensive. It's just a blame behavior on menopause.

Well, you know, Romeo and Juliet, we all know that that Juliet was going to menopause, which is why she acted so crazy Yeah, because Romeo to commit suicide spoiler So we're gonna like that Malibu Rinda I want to cheat down. I think you're a witch. Okay Remote I mean the Rinda okay stay still I'm gonna try and like, dress on fire. Okay. You've ever read that play called the Crucible?

Okay, it's about you going to Menopause, okay? So then it just cuts to Jirinda flopping over on the floaty thing into the water. Maybe have a point, by the way. So, is that a Menopause thing to do? Oh my God, she can't even stand a swan floaty. Everyone knows that if you're going to menopausum, cannot stay on a swan floaty. That's just like a classic symptom.

It's like, it's over. No, no swan balance goes to the change. Okay. That's golden girls. I've seen it like five times the past week. One black to go see the change. When they're like, like Dorothy, it's like the, it's the artist, a B storyline because a storyline is blanch, is going

through menopause, and she has a hard time dealing with that. And then the B storyline is that Dorothy and Rose are like adopted, like a group of ferrets. Like, you beat them in the garage, and they're trying to like, they're trying to get the ferrets to like mate or something. And they like relate the two storylines because it's like no one wants these old ferrets and it's like look the ferrets are having sex. You can be viable even if you are an old ferrets. Ladies, now that I've gone through Metapause I realize realize, if those Ferrets can have sex, I can have sex too.

It's like, was something crazy like that. Somehow it works really well. Wow. So, Luana tends to go for a walk on the beach. And there's two shirtless guys. Speaking of Ferrets. Yes, speaking of 40 Ferrets. So they're walking down the beach and there's these two decent guys.

I mean, guys, let's just say guys walking up the beach shirtless. And Louanne's like, here they come. And he was like, oh, yeah, look at those. They might be gay. And she goes, those are not gay guys shorts. I don't think Louanne's been to Orange County. Those are gay guys shorts in Orange County.

Oh, so they're passing the guys and the way I'm getting with her smooth line. She's like, Oh, hello, hello guys. So hello guys, where are you off to? So, chat, chat, chat, chat, wave those red cheros, am I right? Yeah, the guys like, we're going to a resort and she's like, Oh, a resort. Oh, is mean, guys, we're going to a resort. And she's like, oh, a resort.

Oh, is it like couples, singles, cabaret, stars, things like that? You guys are a couple, right? No, you're not just like two old queens who came down to Cancun because you heard there was a cabaret performance about to happen. No, you're not one of those. No. They're like, haha, no, us what? She goes, I told you, Julia.

I mean, you can be in Mexico, France, Switzerland, or Alabama, a pair of Costco shorts as a pair of shouldn't Costco shorts. It doesn't matter what country you're from we're all from Kirkland am I right? Well I didn't think you were a couple I don't see any wedding rings either. a couple. I don't see any wedding rings either. Hmm, single boils. Yes. Oh, the single boils. Oh, the single boils. Oh, the single boils.

But you're beating suit's up. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. If I'd liked you, then I would have put a mic on you. If I'd liked you, then I would have put a mic on you. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. So you should come here.

You should come to your house, boys. So where we're not kidnapping you and come on. So where are you two, men, from anyway? Let me guess. The a panhandle of someplace, right? And like, actually actually we're from Montreal Yes I'm French Canadian I'm I'm actually have French Canadian aware so yes

I'm very very up to date on it. Yes, well, I know where you can get your hands on some sweet sweet poo teen boys follow me in the rath my horniness will go on all right come on over here big Celine fan so she's like well we're not gonna kidnap you I mean we're not in the cartel are you in the cartel hold on haha it was a double go ahead you're lying haha is the Connecticut version of cha cha cha so they they enter and she's like oh you're Canadian what harm could you really be right so Leah's like someone hasn't watched don't fuck with cats. Ooh, or literally that's all I can pick up things. I was like, or I was like, wait, I don't have another example of a scary Canadian. I was like that, that may air from Toronto, but he died, so it's sad. Anyway, the point is this, Justin Bieber kind of scary.

Okay. So Leo's like, these man should enter our house at a risk because inside the villa are like very horny, insatiable women. I mean, well, just pretty much Ramona and Sonia, but still, they just see like Ramona in the mirror. And she's like in her bathing suit, her like little lemon bathing suit, but she's also like in heels and she's like, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, get your Avery's on, okay?

Okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but if you'd like to be sure to put some true renewal by Ramona's singer on it, okay? If you'd like to, then you should have put some ages on it, okay?

Okay. You will buy Ramona's singer on it, okay? If you like it then you should have put some age on it. Guy? I can see your ageless, ageless, ageless, ageless, I can see your ageless, ageless. Going out to a different Beyonce song. So spreading the love on the canon. So Ramona comes down and she's like, Well, this is it. We have two handsome man here. Is it a mroj? Are you kidding burned the witch Why should be careful in this house? Okay, we have a real life witch from Salem mess. Choose this year, okay?

So be careful because we're gonna burn her this evening. Okay So She's like, you know what friends here, but she's not here right now because she's doing a big clothing launch next week, okay? You guys have a good in New York and they're like, no, not really. I go to Chicago every once in a while and we asked the hotter one. What's that tattoo on your arm? Yeah, and it's like, well, the color red is for my daughter the color red is for love and Then we have this one because she's my sunshine and then the third one, you know Celine Dion of course We take her

Lueanne said well you want to join us for drinks tonight boys We're going to a place called Harry's Bar, and we're gonna say, uh-uh! And it's not called that's called Pferios, guy! Just like sticking your phone in their face. Well, it's the Harry's Bar experience inside of inferior. I mean, what do you want? Okay, it's not fucking Harry doobin, all right? She's sorry! Well, you never know what kind of gem you'll find on the beach.

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You look wonderful Sonny goes, oh, I know I'll use your eyeliner. I look good, right? Yeah, look good. Wow. So then Sunya and Ramana cut a torrentous room, enter into the thing, and she's in the bathroom. I'm like, I'm not going girls. I'm not going. Oh man, I'm really John, you're up. Oh, so you mean you're in the bathroom? No, I'm acting like John at the Rea as a burrito. Diarrhea everywhere, everywhere. It's horrible girls. It's like, you know what? I'm passing gas and suddenly it's like me too. It's like a shit on the floor reaching for my dress. Okay, it's

like a full reaching for my dress. And suddenly you got a spellbremoning. You should on the floor. And she's like, whoa, that was in Car to Hanover, okay? I love that this show has like a rich history when it's sitting on the floor. Yes! I also did you hear when Ramona goes, what do Ramona goes, I can't get off the toilet. And Ramona goes, do you want some of modem?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's modem, all right? Right, DSL modem. Uh, so. So, we can bring you some diapers and run us a bath up fun sony, it's just I did it. My bedroom smells like a bun. Oh, dad, I tell you one thing, my intestines have never been the same since cotahena, right? Ever since Leigh Ann was a mugshot yelled a big pumpkin face at my face and said like I was turning All right my attention has never been the same

I always wonder what people who are watching this show for the first time we're thinking and I want I wonder it almost every episode I'm watching it, but especially when's like these It's like your husband just walks into your or your wife. You know, well, I don't want to be sexist But you're your son or daughter walks into the room and these ladies, you know what? I don't wanna be sexist, but your son or daughter walks into the room and these ladies are like, hey, shut down the floor over there! Well, you want diapers? I have diapers!

Yeah, it's shitting down the floor, eh? And I don't think that even, did they give a flashback? Usually they give a flashback to things like this to give context. I don't think they even bothered. I could be wrong though. But this is- Well, they flashback to seeing Sonya's diapers coming out of her mouth.

Yes. This was like the opening scene to something about Mary. You remember when Ben's delivery gets his like, it's like Dick stuck in a zipper and everyone keeps coming into the bathroom and it's getting worse and worse for him. It's like now everyone is coming into Durandas' bathrooms. Now Leah enters and she's like, what's going on? She has to run, okay? She's got big time runs.

Yeah. What? I'm just talking. I can really use some dire right. Diarrhea right now. Like that actually sounds great. It's like a natural colon. So then Luanne enters and she's like, all right,

Cabrera, sorry, just walking in getting ready to meet all the single men because I'm a single lady. Uh-oh. Oh, what's going on? And then she walks in and then when she realizes what's going on, her eyes flare in this like Joan Crawfordy way she's like, ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Are you sick? I'm gonna go look at her. I mean, she can't even. She goes, oh God. I, wait, I'm so sorry, at her. I mean she can't even she goes so God

I I'm so sorry. I got lost when I know son you goes. No, it's really bad. It's really bad I mean just look at it. I mean to render you look fine, but still just look at it I'm gonna say look at her she can't even go to dinner And it goes cuz you might shit. Oh God. Let me get some Chanel all over body spray I'm getting the Chanel get this Chanel get it now Oh God, oh God, I know the show must go on but it doesn't have to smell go on And so you guys are really smells like this all the time so I didn't know the difference So then Kendra and I just like get's up and goes back into the bathroom and LeWen comes

back and she's like spritzing and she's like you drank the Mexican water didn't you, didn't you. Surely this couldn't be the eggs all around Charles. I'm gonna say whoa you what? I feel for that. Bad, I literally can't join us. But it's also kinda good, because we can have fun now.

It's just like a yellow sky. They fully poisoned her. They're like, we wanna have one night of peace. Yeah, so that's what Romana does. Don't forget her fish soup for Bethany. That's correct. So now the girls are heading out and they're like getting into the van.

And Romana goes, hey, bossy bitch. Whoa, you're a bossy bitch, okay? So they get to this restaurant and Luan's like, wow, well, this is a switch from the other night because it's really nice. And everyone is like, well, this is my car to play. So then they order some tree. I have to say Luan enters the restaurant in such a Luan way. I don't know if you caught this, but as you walked, does they get out of the van and she walks up to the front door,

she just goes, ha ha! Like what you laughing at. She literally did like the double ha ha. She went, ha ha! And she also does that thing where she's complimenting your restaurant while also dishing it, which is the only way that she compliments anything, because she's like, wow, what a beautiful place. I think I'll be putting on my sweater. They should have told me I should have worn a bigger sweater, maybe one for Montreal,

for an alliance here with a man, right? So Pascal and Philip arrived, that's their names, and Ronan's like, you know, like putting on her, like come her their names. And, uh, and Ronan is like, you know, like, putting on her, like, come her their face, like, each was each was fair. I'm at once, you know, she's like swimming around how she does. Whenever there's a guy, she's like, she's really slowly. It's so, it's like how she's acting like she's in heat.

I mean, if she ever not in heat, am I right? Like a witch. So then they start fighting over the guys. Like where the guys are gonna set. And- Yeah. Shades of Heather Debrou. Yes.

Louis, I was like, come on join us over here. Hot one, get over here. And Romani's like, no. No, hot one, get over here. Send Pesquale over there. What's your name again? Pesquale. Okay, Pesquale, get over there. It's your name again Pesquale? Okay, Pesquale get over there

It's like Ramani just clarified his name, okay. Yeah, she's just gonna refuse to use it It's a squirrel name is Papa squirrel. Okay, so So Pascal is like so what's the deal? What's your what's your relationship? What's everyone's relationship? And Leo's like um, okay, well the really one over there, like we have like a love hate relationship because she judges me harder than everyone else and I think it's because like she does it because she loves me. I think I don't know. She's crazy. She probably try to sit on your lap in a second. And then that's Sonia and I thought that she was like a huge bitch at first because I was having like a really hard time getting to know her. So he was like, that's because tinsley told her that that's because tinsley. There's no going to act to crime with tinsley. And she's to Lou and she's like, this bitch is like, oh,

legend, over there. All right. This bitch is a fucking legend. Okay. And then it she goes, we locked eyes for the first time and it cuts back to them talking where she's like, Oh, yeah, I've been arrested. And then I was like, oh yeah, I've been arrested. And when I'm like, oh me too.

Yeah, for attacking a police officer. Oh me too. It feels so good to be recognized as a legend. And I first wanted to thank the Academy for this honor. The Icon Award is huge and being a legend amongst these women and in the Cabaret world means quite a lot. So on that note, I want to say thank you and remember to save the whales. Thank you and good night.

So the tequila is delivered and it's the bottles with these like big sparklers on them. So they're going off and there's men there. So of course Ramona's like, well, good to dance. So she gets up and tries to do her sexy dancing, and it's just, she does her, I noticed, she, I, I, she does one of her signature dance moves, which I'm gonna call the one arm lower arcenio, which is that she stands up, and then with one arm, she goes like this.

She's like, she's doing the, she's doing the, like the arcenio, like, woo, yeah, big down. She's gonna get like, look, down and likeo. Yeah, but down like look down and like low more Like she's like grinding like great. Oh, yeah, and or yeah like a fast. Oh, it's like she's rolling like a one-arm row Yeah, she does like a step-to-step Yeah, it kind of looks like she's waiting in a really long bathroom line like trying to hold it. We're scrubbing scrubbing a counter It's like the scrubbing a counter. I think it's actually what is it's like like a like she's like jabbing jab scrubbing she's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah This is what I have to be able to show our true self. Some people got it and make them pay.

Some people can't even give it away. Well, this lose got it and this lose spreading it around. And then the man says, I think actually like one of her finest lines of the season, you know, Darya has a way of showing up when you need it the most. So then this guy, the hot one is all over Leah, of course. Leah is like on his lap already or something. And Ramona is talking to Piscraw, poor guy, you know, like hanging out with Philippe who's always getting all the tail, you know

This happens wherever they go and she's like complaining to him. She's like, oh, well, I guess he likes her She's younger. That's why and he goes, oh look at me and she's like, no, I'm too old. Okay. How old you? And he says 44. She's oh, really? 60 and he's like, no Forty-fourish is oh, really? On 60. And he's like, no. Yeah, because he's now just going for whatever he can. And he's like, I mean, you have to be around

the same age as me. Whoa, whoa, I know you're trying to flatter me, okay? But you're not cut. You're not cut like he is, okay? He's so cut, all right? He's cut, that's why he's with the, all right? But I'm actually 60 something, all right? 60 something, and I have a very successful skincare business. That's why he's with the right right but I'm actually 60 something all right Seity something I have a very successful skin care business. That's why it looks so anxious right now

I have a daughter and my daughter is my best friend. Okay. That's my entire bio That's what you'll be marrying when you marry me right she's so rude to poor past wall He's like no, you don't look like that at all. You're so beautiful. She's like, I know, right? And then Sonia looks at Leah. She's just like watching her in awe. She's like, well, she moves faster than anyone I've ever seen. But she is younger. Quick on the draw. Leah is like sitting on that guy's lap, making out.

They're all standing up. They're like dancing. And if you look around, no one else is doing this at the entire restaurant. It's like a nicer restaurant. Everyone's sitting at tables having nice meals. And they're like, I don't like during a club. What is wrong with you people? Bunch of witches. Manipals. Manipals. Burn us all at the stake. What can we say? We're going to the change. The change into

cabaret icons or legends, I should say that's that's what Leah did call me So Ramona and Durinda Ramona comes back and she's like whoa, D'Vrint, you're still my bed poopy, okay? Yeah, a doctor named a doctor came and his name was Caesar Kessin over I love that name and yeah, I gotta take off these medications this week. Tell me about last night, tell me about last night. Well, you know what? Setting was like stunning.

It was elegant, chic, beautiful, and stunning. It was actually stunning, okay? Like, as much as it was chic and elegant, it was actually even more stunning, okay? It was so stunning that I mentioned it was stunning. You know what? It was stunning. It was so stunning I didn't even see one person there without solid poo-poo's, okay? Everybody there had stunningly solid poop, okay?

Stunning everyone there was like a bossy bitch guy bossy bitches everywhere stunning bossy bitches So she tells her about Leah like tongueunging down the guy and she's like like god just seeing like she was tunging him and then he was rubbing her body like this. She was rubbing it like that and then she was rubbing him like this. Like that. What is her moment doing? She was doing

the road back I think yeah dry look at this video look all these bossy bitches don't you mean boss bitch no we're bossy bitches I didn't like that anything okay yeah well she's a stag gets for sure yeah you know what then he came back here with us and then he was touching him like that and she was touching him like that you know what the thing is with me. She doesn't always have the best decorum, okay? Sometimes you're just like my name is Leah. I was like is that your example of bad decorum? So Leah comes in and during this like we were talking about you

Did you have ringing in you is it's like what I got except instead of ringing it's poop We were talking about you. You're welcome, people. All right, everyone. So here's the news. The plan today is to meet with a shaman and they will have a beautiful lunch. Okay. So shaman lunch, and then we're actually going to the shaman factory. We're going to go see what they make shaman. It's nice. Lord, there's like a user. My right, girl.

So, um, Leah, during the, they're leaving the room and Leah whisper us to her, I'm going to say, I'm a fun of you guys for being old, but I peed the bad. Wow. All right. It happens. Okay. It's like when you have a wonderful marriage, 19 years, and then your husband's brain breaks, you know what?

It happens. All right. Sorry. I'm sorry. So they all go down to the kitchen and Leah says she didn't bang the guy. She's like, I don't have sex for six months. I'm not having sex with you. Yeah. We're gone. He was like, but, but, but, but. I know. That's what Louie Anne said. She's like, well, you may have given him the wrong impression. I was like, um, let's not go down this road today. Okay. I'm gonna get me. Yeah. I'm gonna go down that road So Leo's like, God, do I smell like tequila? Do I smell like tequila? And the way I'm like, well if I had a match to life there'd be a flame coming out of you You either got it! Or you've had it! BAM BAM B into the van and they're going to this cave within the shaman and everything and the wands all listen I'm up for anything I'm crazy fun

the win. Cha cha cha. We got a pillow, we got green juice. You guys got a legend. You're welcome. You're welcome. And so you guys don't drink the green juice it makes you poop So Durin is like, you know what my girl is you have a lovely day. I'm gonna get him out every single day I just need to get these girls tired So they get there and Wait, oh wait, but they're in the they're in the van. Oh, they're in the van. I may have missed spoken. The pillow and green juice may have happened in the foyer. No, you're right. Yeah.

So they were in the van now. They get in the van. And LeWan is showing to rent into some sort of profile. I don't know if it's social media or if it's like hinge or raya or something. But she's like, take a look at this one. All right. He sings like nobody's business. I mean, like he literally is not in the business of singing.

It's terrible. Okay. But he's amazing. He won American Idol. I'm like, oh my gosh. Show Ramona. Show Ramona. I remember when it goes, oh, I know it blurs out their name. Yeah. And like, yeah, like, oh, yeah, Tinsley dated him also. I was like, please tell me this is not Taylor Hicks. Just please tell me they are not all circling round Taylor Hicks. Please tell me this is not Taylor Hicks. Just please tell me they are not all circling round Taylor Hicks. No, it's Constantine Maruelis who did not win American Idol, but you heard that too, right?

I'd looked it up and Constantine Maruelis is the disgusting common link between these women. I don't know what these women see in this guy. It's funny, my friends and I were talking about chin and plant yesterday and my friend was like, but who would get a chin and plant? Like, why would anyone want or need a chin and plant? And I couldn't think of any good. Oh my God. He did get one. You're right. I'm looking at it. Did he get one? Isn't that who you're talking? I mean, it looks like he, let me just say he's the prime candidates. I think he did get one because now he has one that looks

like a butt. Like it's a, it goes down and then like it has a butt crack in the middle. I don't remember him having that. Maybe he did. I mean, I don't know. I'll tell you what did not age well this guy. He started out a stunning little Chris. He was he young dwell. He was dwell. I mean, he was a little greasy, but he was like a prince, you know, he was like and greasy. I mean, just like, oh oh yeah, I've tried to be a rocker like literal grease, but Yeah, he was really talented so he would I fuck the camera that was his thing on the Marathon member like the cameras would come really close and he'd be like I'm so traumatized and you know what I always drove me nuts is that he came on American Idol He's like I just want to bring some rock and roll on this show. And then everything he did was a show too.

And he's like, man, I'm a bunch of. I'm like, that's not rock and roll. You're not a rock and roll, you are a Broadway star. And I want so funny story. There was a season of MasterChef, where I feel like I think enough time has passed where I can tell this story. It's not really much of a story,

but the point is this, there was some sort of like event and I was at it and I was at a table with the Constantine Marulis and I was like, this is like my nightmare of being at a table with him. At first he was sort of nice, but he was actually kind of like a dick. Like he was just sort of like,

Oh, sure, he seems like he'd be a dick. He was, it's like one of those things where he was like both nice enough and a dick at the same time. Like he was friendly enough when you talk to him, but like the entire thing, he was like, about like the entire experience. He was like, and he had like no,

like he was supposed to be a judge, and he had like no opinions. And I think that he actually got cut out of the show, but I could be wrong, or maybe it was me who got cut out It's probably me who got cut out That makes more sense. It was like Carson Cressley and I mean I was there as a guest and so I just remember I was like Conceum Arulis. I'm happy to report is everything that I always thought of him and I was like that made me so happy to know that Oh God well this does not make me happy that he's fucked the whole cast of

me or i mean good lord yeah have some standards lady like what about how about like you know go for like a i don't know like chris cala x would be better i mean

cala x would actually be better what about chris what's the space you want that that nice guy the guy shaved his head? No, he's a really young kid. Bam, he was a child. I'm just say anyone would be better. Yeah. Scotty Scotty McCruittery. I mean, honestly, I like the guy you look like howdy duty. What about him?, Jayah Malakar would have been better, honestly. Oh, Sam, Jayah. I'm making them look younger and younger. No, it's getting creepier and creepier as I let you go on.

I don't need you, everyone. I just can't think Chris Dottry is who you were thinking of. Yes, Chris Dottry. He's not. So, I don't know why I said that. Okay, I just felt like I'm just a certain thing. How about Rubin Stuttered? There, I mean, I meant for that. Coulduttered. How about Rubin Stuttered? There. I mean, I meant for that.

I meant for that. Could you imagine the land in Rubin Stuttered? He's saying gospel girls. You've never heard gospel like that, girls. There's a whole genre of music called gospel. Would you believe it, girls? And I thought, why would I want to go spell? No one like that. Well, I met him because honestly, I thought I was appearing at a charity for people who stutter and turns out it was actually a gentleman who wanted to go on a date with me.

Well it worked out well when I found out that he was famous. Thank God because stuttering I just can't. I am a singer. Okay. If you can't get the book as it is don't bother reading it I have to say I was hanging out with a certain gentleman from American Idol and His name is Adam and I think he's into me if you know what I'm saying. He loves Queen. He both love Queen

Okay, so they've all boned Cossety yikes, so Durinda puts this this way she's like Okay, I'll find one man and they just drag him along Yeah, you know, it's like that that goose like is that duck duck goose? So kind of fucked up world the Durinda grow up And what is her version of duck duckies? grow up. And what is her version of Duck Duck Goose? I'm just, uh, just picturing to her end of being dragged by the hair around a bush. And someone saying, we're playing Duck Duck Goose, alright kid.

She is probably the most terrifying person to play in Duck Duck Goose. Where the, like you are the one that calls her goose. What did you say? How about you say that to my face? You're, you're, I'm the goose, I'm the goose. You are, you are fucking asshole. And no one likes you. Get out of this circle. You're stupid duck. Yeah, you better run you better run I'm not getting up from the seat. No, if you want my seat, you better run to another lake. Okay? That's what I got it. It's only called goose now because during this scared away all the ducks

So Ramon is like, whoa hello, know know him well, Kai? Hello, been there on that. And Louis, I'm like, wow, hello, he's in my show. And Sonya tells us, I can't introduce any of my men to these ladies. I mean, I've already licked that bowl. With all the talk about the toilet and Constantine Maruelas, we just don't need any imagery of leaking bowls, right? Yeah, this is not a show to eat in dinner while you're watching. Yes.

So the woman arrived at the Sanote, which is like this cavern system of some sort. Constantine Maruel is the sort of like the cavern system of American Idol, if you ask me, although maybe not, it's pretty. So they get there and this woman, Rebecca is there, and they're all meeting her, and they're they're all meeting her and they're like, she's, and they're like, oh, this is Louie. And the way I go, you can call me Lou.

She's, Louie, Louie, I'll call you Louie. She's like, no, no, Lou, not Louie. I think this is her like, her attempt 12 years later to make good on the time when she told the driver to call her Mrs. Deliseps. Mrs. Deliseps. Oh, but she still can't stop getting mad at somebody.

No, not Lou. Not Louie. I can be your bodyguard and you can call me Lou. Just Lou. Just Lou. So they go meet the shaman and the lady tells him he's gonna shake the trees and the plants and the birds and the animals. He's gonna ask them to all take care of you. Yeah, he looks like that goose if you asked me. Yeah, and so basically he starts chanting and Ramona's eyes are wide like whoa this is not

Catholicism and then Dharindas like That was what you know that was what was going through And then like Dharindas like looking up she's like I got scared okay all the duck ducks and goose is Started trooping real loud when he's not a tiantic was kind of scary. Yeah, that was pretty crazy though, right? He's like Oh Yeah, that was pretty crazy though, right? He's like All the birds like Oh, it's pretty nuts. Yeah, I liked it So then um as for then he's like also like he has some sort of like incense and the land is like again very like

ostentatiously ostentatiously trying to show that she's like really part of this just me. Lou not Lou. You idiot that she's like really part of this. Just me, Lou, not Louie, you idiot. Mmm, this, oh, this smoke, let's bring it in, let's bring it in. Chacha, cha, I am one with Mexico now. Am I right, ladies? Look at me.

Did you see her own face with the smokes? She was like, you're so mad. You're just smoke on my face. Yeah, she was so mad. So Lee is just like, hopefully it helps hangovers. And then the lady's like, okay, time to get in your bathing suit. We're gonna go repelling and run us like, what's the difference between repelling zip lining?

Cause I like zip lining. Kai, it's like that. It's like that. Oh, I think I know. Darynda is repelling and I'm eageless of Carrie. Okay, got it. So they have to repel down into this big long cave when there's water in the bottom

that they can swim around in and Ramona's horrified. And Lohans is trying to pretend she's really fine with it. She's like, Kuo, Kuo, Kuo, that's so Kuo. You can't spell Kuo without Loo. if you're spelling it backwards, am I right? All right, yeah, I'm totally I'm totally at ease right now. I'm totally at ease. All right Cabracing her to send again to the bowels of the earth Going low Here we go

Whoa, here we go. Whoa. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. And she's not doing like he taught them to do, because he taught them to put their feet against the sides of the cave and then jump off sideways and then keep hitting it with your feet.

And they don't do that. So they having to drop them and aim them right down into the hole. And the way I'm like, God it, doing it. And then the lady actually goes, no, no, don't hit the wall. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, Spelonkin's got me feeling so crazy in a cave.

Crazy in a cave. You like that girl? So I'm just riffing, drifting a little bit. Oh my god, you should have put a cave on it. So then Ramona just looks down and she's like, you know what? If you guys had a ladder, I'd go, okay, I get dizzy, okay, we're gonna walk.

The ladder's harder, I think the ladder's harder more than you do, hell yeah. So Sundy's like, fuck no, she's like, why haven't I throw myself down a hole? I think that's one of my years. Yeah, so I have at least another five years of earning potential. Which I like that they have a call back to like I've got five summers left. I wouldn't even want to see Carol just ended to this cave.

She just would become one with the weeds and just disappear from her lives. All the bats would fly out. I know. So this home. Wow. Wow. I know. So, me- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. So then, the man's like the sending.

She's like, here I am. And then she, like, finally gets into, like, lands in this, like, cavernous puddle. And she's like, oh, girls, it was a breeze. It was a breeze. No big deal. It was so easy for me. Couldn't you see how easy it was for me? Oh, oh. Do you need how easy it was for me? Ha ha

Do you need a sweater down here though? And the renders like you know me I'll jump in daily thing Oh I mentioned him. Do you want to put on a harness? Oh no she just jumped in the cave great Hey well I broke all my bones. Let's worth it Like wow that she put the edge of the cave into her mouth, turned it upside down and is now chucking the cave. Man, I'm working on need you to stop yelling at the bats. They're very sensitive to noise. Where did she put down their phones while we're here socializing?

Oh, gosh. Okay, so they both go down there and they're all changed spiritually by it and it is beautiful Yeah, and Leo's like, oh my god, that was amazing. This is one of the most this one of the greatest things I've ever done I'm not even hungover anymore Yeah, it's so wonderful and then Ramona and Sonya take this like staircase this gentle staircase down into the caverns And they meet them down there and the way I'm trying to shame them like, huh? Well, you got to get in the water. You got to come here and swim with the Dolomites, am I right?

I'm gonna go swim, okay? I'm like floating and a guy goes, what do you five and she's yes? That's why it looks so young guy She says that. I love that guy JJ shamed her and I love that and. The win was I feel like in certain ways, the win was trying to go to her to get into the water. So she could like, um, pay all herself on a stalactite or something. We're told to mind as I call it. So then it's lunchtime. They've set up key conbergees for them. Yeah. By the way, one one last thing about the cave, I did love one Ramona was saying how Durinda was like having fun and not screaming

And she's like we should leave it there for a day or two and see what happens. I love the idea of like Marinating Dorenda in cave water see if that will help her So they sit down for lunch and have some cucumber juice and down for lunch and have some cucumber juice and Lea's like, oh yeah, I have this like bruhah, which was a witch in Brooklyn and like she helped me heal for my ex-boyfriend She said his bad energy was like left in my vagina and so he goes bad seed Yeah, bad seed One thing that I do love about witches is that before you burn them they can usually give you some good advice You know bad seed. I mean bad seed is so dangerous. They made it into a film

Where the bad seed ends up pushing the little girl into a lake Into a cave with bats underneath And do a cave with bats underneath. That's why I couldn't do it and it's too much of a bad seed. It's kind of funny because you've got a bad seed in your cave, but the bad seed pushed someone into someone else's cave. Wow, so many levels here. Anyway.

And Ramona is so offended by the witch that she went to see a witch. Ramona's face is like, again. So Leah's like, well, I had to put a crystal end up there. And during this, like, really? And Ramona's just horrified. But when it goes, Ramona's eyes are popping out of her head. Jeez. She's either terrified or she's trying to model.

Am I right, boys? I can so see why Cita and Leah are like best friends because they are just like, like, yes. Anyway, so Dorenda is like, so in the middle of all this, I was like, the witch and the bad seed and all that. Dorenda goes, Dorenda's phone starts to ring. And it's Hannah, her daughter. And she's like, oh, it's you know, okay.. And she's like, hey, oh, it's you know, okay. And so Hannah's like, hey mom, remember when I was offered to catalog a classics library at Hunter College? Well, they're paying me for it now.

That's right, minimum wage, I feel it at last. And Dredd is like, oh my gosh, that's so great, honey. Maybe wait, did you go to the apartment and find the jacket there? And Lou Ann is just like, oh, well, we're off phone call, off phone call. But we're having a meal together, okay?

I thought we were having a meal together, which by the way, Dorenda just walks right into this because now she's just like pitter pat, like I'm sorry, she's just like chattering with Hannah, like, hey, when you in the apartment, hey, when you're in the department, hey, can you see if John dropped any hot pans on the floor? Can you pick them up for me, thanks? All right.

Make sure that John didn't leave some crinkled fries in the oven. Good to do, baby, okay. Hey, and you know what, make sure you go check it on the cheese store, make sure it's still doing okay. And then, you know, if you want, treat yourself to a burger at our favorite burger joint. You know, with the mayonnaise and the mustard up or you back

I'll put you down remind him that I like Classies Okay And if you need a coat take a coat from my closet, okay, because it's cold I don't want you to get cold you're gonna get a cold, okay? And so all the girls are mad at her now because she just yelled at them this morning for this right so they're all calling her out We're gonna say thought we were having a meal so I I'm just like, you freak out on that's earlier. And she's like, this is my daughter.

It's like some invitation. You know what, hold on. Because Sony doesn't want me to talk to my daughter. Okay, I'm not doing an invitation. It should have been done a week ago. Hey. And then Rose, you know what, I hate when you do this. Where's this anger coming from?

Is it because you have a bunch of frenemies that you're stuck on vacation with? Where's this anger coming from? Okay it because you have a bunch of frenemies that you're stuck on vacation with? Where's this anger coming from? Okay? This is where we cut to commercial and then, right before we come back, Amy's just stirring up the camera all sexy. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hey, well done. So then we come back. And she's like, you know what?

Thank you, Romolo, okay? You know, if you were talking, taking a call from Anxiety, you know what? Thank you, Romolo. Okay. You know, if you were talking, taking a call from Aingsbury, you know what? If you do that, and someone gets a say something to you about it, I'm going to say something. I would never not take a call from my own daughter. All right. Isn't this nice, Lewin? And she's giving me trouble about talking to my own daughter, and the way in here. This is very important because for months and months real wondering if she was gonna graduate from hunter college library intern the hunter college library

Barely paid person okay, and now she finally had okay, you got a room in this moment for me okay Duck duck goose to you too, my love bitch, bitch, bitch. She's like, well, you blow up and you get really angry at us. You don't suck at it with me. Don't you start. And suddenly, he's like, well, you're angry now. She's, oh, you know what? Every time and we're monogas, can you finish?

Can she even finish? Yeah. And so, yeah, you guys are going to get murdered tonight. Have fun. Yeah, because she says that's a lie. She tells Liega to like, basically, yeah, you guys are gonna get murdered tonight. Have fun. Yeah, because she says that's a lia. She tells lia to like basically like let the quiet. No, no, she tells that she tells that to Durinda, but then the way I'm like, well, you've blown up on her.

You've blown up on Sonia and Liyah. She hasn't blown up on me ever. Mona goes, you know what? Stop. Let us talk. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Let us talk.

Let's talk. Okay. So Durinda's like, you's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let us talk. Let's talk. Okay. So Durinda's like, you know what? I got it. She stands up and she's like, you know what? I got to go congratulate my daughter on this very marginal thing that happened. You know what? Okay.

At the library, at Hunter College, okay? I got to congratulate my daughter on her success. Okay. It's her first judge you ever had in her life. She's rearranging books. And I'm'm gonna congratulate her And I'm apparently I can't do that in front of people who I thought were friends of me and my daughter and hunter college Okay, excuse me. Yeah, thanks very much for the advice everyone because you know what?

I hate it when you make it like mock and sarcastic guy and She's like we just want to help you. Don't you want to understand? We just want to help you. It's just like, help me. Can we really do that thing where she pushes her eyes like this? So it'll look like she's crying. Literally pushes them with her fingers. She's like, look.

She does like Mad Magazine to us. She's like, look, when you squish my face together in a trifold, guess what what you find you find a picture of Geraldine past Smith with God she's printed on my face and then when you open it well, it's a five-year-old This is this is me this is me looking like the wind and then look So Ramona's pretending to cry and she's having a fit right? And she's like I don't need you help and by the way, Durrinda's now over by the trash can She's not even at the table anymore and they're fighting and there are other people at this restaurant

That's all have their popcorn they come out of the cave They're like guys. There's something going up there The tarantula is like taking pictures and putting on like World Star. Yeah, they're like this is the first time the bat to have ever left the Sunote So you know it's really upsetting. They won't listen. Okay. It's really upsetting. You won't take it. It's really upsetting Why does she do this? Why does she do this? Why does she do this? Okay? Okay, okay, so he's like, oh come on Ramona, you know, why are you going on like that? Why do you have to be right all the time Ramona? And then Durinda returns and she's like, okay, are we good? Are we good? Are you okay Ramona? I know you got a little hysterical there. I know it's very traumatizing.

You okay, dear. I also like that when Durinda was nice to be on Durinda side Durinda the season. Thank you firmly. Wait, on Durinda side? Yeah, I'm on Durinda. I think she's hilarious. And her telling Ramona, oh yeah, you got hysterical there. I know it's traumatizing. It's actually very cute, Ramona. I also did, I did also like when Dorenda, like when she did go away and spoke to Hannah, she was like, hey, fuck you, fuck you are. Hey sweetie, tell me more about the books. What was it like to hold the book and put it into a different location?

Was that fun for you? Okay, great. I always love when you help us out for the title. You almost always get it right. So then, so now they're like walking to the van and like, you know, you know, Dorenda is basically like, yeah, you've got like, of course, Ramona has her crocodile tears out. And so Ramona, since she wasn't able to get anywhere with Dorenda, she basically like turns to Leia and she's like, and you, and you, okay, you know what?

Now you've seen it. You know, help whatsoever. You know, help whatsoever. I'm like, you told her to be quiet during the fight. Yeah, so you would know help, okay? You've seen her go off on her, you've seen her go off on me. And the answer, Leah's like,

well, I mean, what? Like, I was just quiet. She goes, it doesn't matter. You know what? You have to agree with us, because you agree, okay? Yeah, and she goes, and she does like a literal

watch her crap as a person, nation of herself. She goes, this is serious issue and you're not getting it. Okay I'm gonna just speak my truth and send you like what you agreed before I just like she just say it and we just like um She already had like three people going off on her and like frankly Ramona goes off on me all the time and dream I house my back, so fuck that. And it ends.

I don't think it would be so to be continued. It just ends. The disaster continues. What a fun episode. So funny, so funny. Well everybody, that brings us to the end of a New York episode. We will be back Monday with an interview with Christine Green from Selling Census.

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