Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster. This recap is a Crappens On Demand episode! Be sure to watch us record it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54804119Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch I'm Ben Mandelker You can also find me on the game brain podcast and joining me on this wonderful wonderful Wednesday Happy hump day everyone. It's Ronnie Karam. What's going on Ronnie?

Hi happy Humphrey Did they have to confident about my Humphie posture? Oh me too. I feel like I'm really going to embrace my lovely lady humps, okay? So, I have to say, first and foremost, that this is a crap-and-zondamand episode, and for those who are uninitiated, that means that you can go into Patreon and support at the crap-and-zondamand level, and then not only do you get to hear our voices, you can watch us, because we're actually streaming this to video, as most things are streamed.

And the reason why I'm particularly happy about that today is because we usually give ourselves a little nicknames on our screen. And Ronnie's hilarious, Ronnie's is, Ronnie Tevue discriminated me, Karim. Because of course we're talking real housewives of New York today. Before we jump into that though, Ronnie, have I even let you say a single word since we started this episode?

I don't need to, I love this, this is great. I'm like wait a second, Ronnie hasn't said even a little yet. I'll just do the whole episode like this, works for me. Day off! Well, yeah, well first of all, for anyone who thought that Ronnie and I were in a huge fight in our Patelomeg episode, we're not in a fight. There was some weird audio sync thing that made it sound like every after everything that Ronnie said, I was just like... Yeah, but it was just a sync. It was just an awesome thing. Yeah, sorry, that was that was my bad.

I was producing it that day and I listened to the beginning but I didn't listen to the end guy. And if you're just off like a little bit by the end, it's terrible. And I didn't see it until the next day, which means everybody got that episode basically incorrect. And I went to listen to it the next day. And just the way that it, you know, because depending on how, I mean, I'm talking over you the whole time, which I guess people are used to anyway. But I'm talking over you. And then it's just a really long pause.

And you can just hear you sound, how you sound when you're listening to me, which is normal. You're just like, like you just hear like little mouth noises and the occasional sigh. And so it sounds like, it sounds like you just hate my guys.

No, far from it. It's like that, there was like a, there used to be like a Tumblr or a blog And so it sounds like it sounds like you just hate my guys. No, far from it. It's like that there was like others to be like a Tumblr or a blog called Garfield without Garfield and someone like took Garfield cartoons and erased Garfield out of them. So it was just Dave talking to himself. It had become this like sad existential cartoon.

And that's kind of I guess what happened to our podcast. Yeah, yeah. But the other thing I wanted to mention though, sad existential cartoon. And that's kind of, I guess, what happened to our podcast. Yeah. Yeah. But the other thing I wanted to mention though, in some shameless self-promotion, you know, I write some stuff for the dip every now and then, which is a really cool website. They're, it's like a pop culture news website sort of like, culture, you know. And I have been writing Peloton stuff, but guess what? Today, I changed it it up and I read something about love all in the UK, there are like two weeks ahead of us There's no UK spoilers, but if you haven't watched up through episode 30 there may be some small spoilers But that being said if you're watching the show and I hope I see you in the way I am then maybe go check out the website

I'll put up a link somewhere on like Twitter or social media, but I just wanted to promote that so people go read it okay Thanks, Kay. Don't discriminate. Bang, Kay. Don't discriminate. What if they discriminated me okay. Didn't read my article. You boy-cotted me, okay.

I was boy-cotted by the Jews okay. The Jews were so mean to my death article. Kay. Oh my goodness, wow. Real House is a New York. What a hilarious episode. We knew it would be. What my goodness. Wow, Real House is a New York. What a hilarious episode. We knew it would be. What a hilarious, but one of the most offensive episodes

has ever, that's ever aired. I mean, wow, Ramona. Wow, even I, I mean, I was laughing so hard, but even I was taken her back. Okay. Wow, I'm like this episode is a great service to us, Jews. For people who don't know, I'm laughing so hard, but even I was taking her back. Okay. Wow. I'm like this episode is a great service to us, Jews. For people who don't know, I'm a member of the tribe, and I feel like it was a great service,

because it showed that Shabbat could just be hilarious and fun. Even if offensive. But like, yeah. Well, one of my questions, my best friend growing up was Jewish, David Bowman. Okay, he was Mexican Jewish, And he was my best friend. And so I went to Hebrew school with him after school,

not really because I was interested. No one there was interested either were all kids, you know, just because my mom was like, you're going with David today, you know. And so I knew like the prayer that Leah was singing at the beginning of this. Like, I'm, you know, I'm qualified guys. Okay. I've been educated. But I remember as a kid, I would always tell David and his friends, you know his Jewish friends from Hebrew school I'd be like, why do you guys have your own private things all the time?

Because normally they would have all these dinner like if it's Christmas at my house I want all my friends there whoever I can get over there, but Their parents would have everybody like kind of separated and he was like no It's just like that because a lot of people don't understand Judaism, you know? And so when you have people who don't understand it, it seems weird to them because it's just different. It's just a different culture like duh. But as a kid, I was like, oh, I get it, you know,

because all the certain prayers and the way you light the candles and stuff like that. Well, after watching this episode, I definitely get it. Like, if this is anything close to what it looks like, you know, state insular. I'm like, oh my god, Ramona. I mean, I actually have to say that my Jewish experience with Shabbat is pretty minimal. Like, we actually grew up not doing Shabbat really ever. Like, once in a blue moon, but generally speaking, Shabbat was not really part of our weekly life. So I can't be one of these Jews that comes up here and it's like, let me talk on behalf of all Judaism. I know I'm not representative on, I don't know who, you know, different

different households celebrate in different ways. But I never got the impression that Shabbat was ever anything like super exclusive, although I would have loved that because I love an exclusive engagement, but I think it was pretty open, but I think there is some weird, there's some, I think maybe a stereotype that people have. I remember one time when I was much younger that I remember talking to someone,

I don't even remember who, but they thought that Judaism was exclusive, exclusive and that like if you wanted to go pray at synagogue, you have to buy a ticket, which is like no, that's not what happened, at least not a Mycena Gogg. But so there may be some weird like stereotypes or misconceptions that float around Judaism about like that about exclusive rituals, but as far as I can tell, as far as my personal Jewish journey,

I'm all over the place. Well, I think it was just as a kid. You know, it was like as a kid, because on my Jewish friend, like there weren't a ton of Jewish people in El Paso, first of all, like El Paso, Texas. It was mostly like really Christian, really super Christian.

And so they would, I would always be kind of jealous because of course I knew everything going on because my best friend was Jewish. So he'd be like, well, I have to go do this Jewish thing tonight or whatever. And I was like, oh, what are you going to come to the Jewish thing? You know, it's always like feeling a Jew around Christmas, by the way. I don't know, I get to have Christmas presents. Well you guys have eight days of it and then his parents over compensated on those eight days because he had so many friends who weren't Jewish so we'd get all this bad ass stuff for Christmas so then he'd get eight days of bad ass stuff. I mean I feel like from both.

Okay. We go to bed and I would cry. It's like why am I Jewish? Why am I Jewish I would go to bed and I would cry. They'd be like, why aren't I doing it? Guys, why aren't I doing so cry? No, well, we did not have like eight nights of Christmas. That was not what Hanukkah was like. It was like the first night I would get a Hestruck and maybe a book about origami.

I think I've mentioned that before. I'd get like usually a book or something and a Hestruck, maybe something else, maybe something on the second night. And then the rest of the nights were just like lightened candles. I mean, it was not, in our household, my parents were like, there's no way we're giving our children gifts, like for eight nights.

They were like, that's not happening, sorry. We will not be doing that. So for me, I was definitely pining for those Christmas gifts. So look at us. Pining for what each other's religion can offer. You see? What material things each other's religion can offer. You see? Of what material things each other's

religion can bring into our lives. We basically just always had religion phomo. That's just the story of Ben and Ronnie. Yeah, because like the first day he would get something bad ass. And I would be so jealous because we didn't have Christmas for a long time. And then the second day he would get like socks.

And I was like, okay, well it does, you know, big Christian is better. And then the next day he would get something better like you just really never knew you know Yeah, well, by the way, there's also 12 days of Christmas in some for some. Oh God You know, well that doesn't mean anything unless it's just the song Well, but you all wait, but you know what you also get you also get nativity calendar That mean no, no, not nativity advent that's the best part the best part was Sneaking out the ship from the advent calendar and then closing it back up in a way That they couldn't tell I was stealing from the advent calendar

But then of course that comes to bite you back on the ass because then the next day comes and ships missing from there And then I get beat so it's like a Ponzi scheme. It's like a candy Ponzi scheme. It's like a joke Christmas game. Yeah, to put on December 7th, because I already ate that one. Yeah, the point is this, Christmas has some really good built-in candy hype men going on that Hanukkah does not have.

Even though Hanukkah does have guilt. Guilt? Well, guilt, but also guilt. The guilt are the chocolate coins. Oh, but yeah, I was gonna say ever, I think every religion has guilt. Guilt is a pretty strong which leads to the chocolate calendars, okay?

You're saying? And you never feel more guilt than when you, when you, when you cash in your advanced candy from the advent. Can you help me? Yeah. That's what you're talking about right there. The telltale, not the telltale heart, Yeah, when you cash in your advanced candy from the advent Yeah, the telltale tell not the telltale hearts like the telltale chocolate bell whatever. Yeah Okay, well, let's get to this episode

Listen Ronnie. Yeah, what's me it's super deep So if you guys are wondering why we're taking so long to get anywhere It's because we open a liaison apartment again. Why are we always open at least apartment? Why? Every episode like is Leah that girl of the season that we're all supposed to just love Leah? Okay, stop opening it, get Leah's house. Yeah, they've really misjudged this. That's what's, I guess, sort of surprising the season

is some of these beats that they, the producers have been always so good for so many years on really knowing what we want to see. And they have really messed it up by leading us off with Leah every single week. I think it's because Leah last year everyone loved Leah and they were saying like the best Bravo debut of all time. And so I think they kind of like misjudged. They didn't realize how in the offseason everyone started to hate Leah.

I don't like hate Leah, but I don't think that she's not hate Leah. Yeah, I don't hate Leah. She's in every single week. Yeah, episode every single week. Yeah, I agree. Especially she's just playing with her dog. Yeah, every time. Every single charismatic dog. I'm sorry. No coke. Yeah, she's no coke. Yeah, Angel. Yeah, learn to sing. Do something. Take tap class, okay, boring me, angel, give us a monologue, angel Marie. So then she's playing with the dog and then I put plays with angel, no one cares,

that's my name. So then she's looking through her not Bible, but it's a Cedore. Cedore, which is, you know, Shannin Bidore, she was Jewish. Okay. Shannin Bidore. She was Jewish. Bedouard, she was Jewish. Okay. Shannon Bedouard. David, David, David, David, David, David, David, 40 to 50 Jewish thoughts.

Here lies Shannon Bedouard, killed by a Goyang. So I can Jewish Shannon Bedouard for a whole hour, Mom. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

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I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Matt she gets she gets stuck on mellach so then she she starts face timing with Ebony and she's like Oh my god, it's like we're looking myself on this because like my hair is the same It's like the same color as my face and my skin so I like look bald and Ebony goes no you look like the cold Kidman

I'm sorry. I don't know if I want that as my like do you feel better about yourself you actually look like the cold Kidman I'm like do we we all saw that show with you Grant, right? Well, the Colt Kidman is very beautiful, but she is a really scary white lady from my nightmares. Like, I think if people are ever scared of white ladies, it's Nicole Kidman playing the role. Have you seen the new show she's coming out in? And this is what I'm referring to when I say,

she's a scary white lady. The role she's like in this new film she looks terrifying like she's relying on her Scientology days I guess whatever for this role because she's some creepy lady at a new age place and she comes into Melissa McCarthy's room at a spa and she's like What are you feeling right now Melissa McCarthy? Are you gonna watch out? I'll watch it if you have a chance. Of course I'm gonna watch it. Yes, I'm gonna watch it. It's the Col Kim and being a new age leader, I mean how do we not?

Right? I mean it's basically like Sweeney. I think it's based on a book that big lies was based off of and I read that author sometimes. I read her at silly books. Wow. So it's good being trained. Good being trained. Leah's practicing her Shabbat prayers,

and she's like, he wears really hard. I mean, the sound like that just doesn't sound feminine. I mean, it's a beautiful language. When it's spoken by someone who knows how to speak it, right? Like, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho definitely way worse than he is doing Hebrew already. He's doing Hebrew dirty a little bit there. So she talks about hanging her mizusa and Evan, he's like, oh my gosh, well my ex got a mizusa but we never even hung it.

Here it is. And so she shows her hers. And then Leah of course has one that's like in pink glass. It's like a pink glass. She kind of looks like a mizusa. She's like, I'm looking for mizusa. I'm like, where'd you get that mizusa? It was cool actually.

I liked it. Yeah, they're joking about like big Mississa energy and like the bigger Mississa, the bigger the Mississa, the less insecure I feel about converting. So yeah. So Evan, he's like, so I'm so excited about this event because you're gonna meet my friend, Archie.

And she's like, I don't love her too much because you know, you're too tall, blondes. You know, and I don't want you to run away And just forget all about me. Haha. Okay, so we're gonna have you reading prayers coming up after this message And then Ebony tells us how excited she is for this whole thing and then we finally get to leave the house and start the show Okay, it was it took it took a while So so we go from Ebony's place over to I now have a lot my notes just close. Okay, so we go from there So now we go with Ramona. Okay, she's going on a listing with her friend slash mentor Michael

Okay, so I think one thing that we missed when we first saw this guy earlier this season which some people pointed out I believe he was was he on the first season of Million Dollar Listening New York? Was he a cast member of that? He might have been, I don't know. That's really cool. He was, yeah. And I watched it and I don't really remember him,

so that goes to show you, sorry Michael Lorber. Sorry Michael Lorber. Okay, you got Michael Lorber. And this poor guy's been trying to make it on Bravo for years because Sonia mentions labor. Labor, could you imagine? Sonia's like, oh my God, labor. That's, that would have made this much better.

Sonia Morgan's labor. But she mentioned later in the episode that she was best friends with the Jews named Michael Lorber. Yeah. Michael Lorber, I mean, yeah, it was a very exciting episode to be Jewish and to be brought out of the spotlight of being the best friend. Someone bested friends with Jewish.

I know someone who's Jewish. So Michael's client or slash friend, Jordan, comes up. They're in this beautiful giant apartment somewhere up in the clouds. And he's like, Michael's like, the one thing that I know is very hard hard Ramona is that you know You get this you get a little disoriented in an apartment

But you but you have to remember which way is North and which way is such? Oh, you know what like? Okay, I know that this way is West okay for the bedroom I get confused because and she starts like point about how she gets confused and he starts to say something because No, there's why get confused okay Okay, because you know when you face East River, I was thinking that's East, you know what was North, and then it turns out that was top, and that was dumb, and I wasn't showing, I was lying in my bed,

and everything was swirling, and East is West, and North is West, and North, but North is West is great movie. Okay, I'm sorry, okay? And she is like so mean to this guy, and just like in a shitty mood, and won't even look at him. Like she's treating Michael Lorber like crap, which kind of cracks me up. So then the client comes up and she's like,

well, you know what, I'm from Bona, how you pleasure pleasure. Guy, so glad you came over to the bridge. Well, it's not a bridge, because you came from Connecticut. Guy. And he's like, yep, still the bridge, okay? Connecticut is not a island.

So everybody comes over to the bridge. Okay. This guy is by the way, the most New York person I can imagine, right? Like the most New York works in law or finance. He's so New York-y, you know? So she goes, okay, you know what? Let's just start with the presence

of how you just walk into the apartment gets long hallway with beautiful 12 foot ceilings. Of course, I don't measure and feed a measuring avery. So, okay, you can stack three averys there, okay? Three avery high ceilings, alright? luxury Well, you know what this is called kitchen guy It's what people keep the drinks and the food and also with Mario being somebody that I had to find out about our page six You know what page six is to New York times, which is north

North of where we are guy You know what, page six is to New York Times, which is not. It's the North of where we are, guy. You know what, let's just look at this roof, okay. That's it, that's all, okay. Let's just look at it and let's just like not say a word, okay. You don't get views like this unless you're in another apartment, it's equally as high, okay. All right, so just let's take it in, all right. So the mic goes says something.

Oh, by the way, I'm so sorry, but that was the New York Post. I met not the New York Times. I just heard New Yorkers flapping the seat of the subway. Okay, sorry. No reniners were Mona. Your reniners were Mona. So it's acceptable. Here, go away.

It's good character. So Michael starts to say something. I'm gonna just like slap his arm. Like not just like a, I'm like a little like a, shh, she just like, like, flax him. Just, yeah. And then I think she remembers she's actually on camera.

She just abused her mentor, whose father owns the entire, like real estate company. I know. She goes, she goes, I'm talking, guy. You, what? Ah! I didn't mean to hit him. Okay.

And he's like, I feel like we won't do that much during show wings And so she grabs them by the arms and starts shaking him and she's like, you know what supposed to be talking to be quite Okay up in my mood in my mood In my mojo, okay, so then she's like okay, so let's walk over here. What look over here? You don't see there's a ceiling and the way the ceiling is held up look over here, you can see there's a ceiling and the way the ceiling is held up is walls, it's a concept called walls, we got walls and the reason why you can see through the walls, we get something called windows, windows, walls, an exclusive feature, okay? You know what? You look at there, there's balconies that wrap around and that's because that's why they have such

good views, okay? And the reason they're able to do that is because they have supports on the terrace. I mean, it's like, really, there's not just floating terraces. Please tell me the elevators don't have lifts in them, or I'm out of here, okay? If you don't put supports out there, then the terraces win, okay? So then... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife

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play a vice, and a baby grand piano, a baby grand. Whoa, look at those windows. You know what, look, there's a few. Whoa, whoa, I'm vertical. Whoa, look at that. Whoa, vertical, wow, whoa.

If I close my eyes, what happens? And Mariel crashes the window and falls to her death. By the way, I don't want that. I don't want my Realtors saying that, like, oh, these windows are so crazy, they're giving me Vertigo. That's actually not a feature of it. I don't want a Vertigo-inducing window in my new house.

Yeah, Ramon is terrifying. I don't know who is ever gonna buy an apartment for Ram room. Although I do watch a show called Selling New York. Have you ever seen that one? No, I haven't. It's like a really low rent. No, that's what I thought selling sunset was going to be, which is why I gave it time before I watched it. So it's like, oh, it's another selling New York because they do have them in different cities, but selling New York is like a lower rent, a million dollar listing, but it's more about just showing the apartments. And they have this lady who's really old-time and she's got her two daughters who are like, oh my god, we're so close to my polyten. And they go show apartments together and they just the older lady cracks me up

because it makes me think of her monobot. She's got a calmer vibe to her. She's like, oh, you're doing a film about being popular. Well, I'll tell you what's popular. A nice apartment. It's like friendly, but it's sure. Here's, I don't understand what the point is. What, why do you even have to have an apartment? Okay, what you know what you do?

You, you, you got to a shelter. And you, you bring some blankets and sleep there for the night. That's all you do. And then what you do during the day, you walk around. You walk around, you look at the buildings, the buildings are up high. People are looking at the sidewalks, you think, why are people living here? Why haven't I been in a house with all these moons all around you? Am I right? Okay. So it's 3 million for asking.

We can probably get it down to 2.9, but honestly, I really don't care. I don't even like you very much. I'm not even a realtor. Okay, I'm coming. Okay. You know what? Down here, it's your washroom, it's fire. And here's your garbage disposal. Michael's like, um, that's a trash shoot, actually. The garbage disposal is in the sink.

And he's like, uh, okay, so I'm gonna put trash down the sink. You wet! Just, we need to sponsor your garbage. What do you want from me, okay? Mr. Leon's sink, misnamed the sink, so it should be called the food gaukler, whatever. Okay, shut up, Michael Lorba. Okay, shut up, Michael Lorba.

And then they're walking around these like nice fresh new floors and Mona has heels on. So Michael's like getting mad because she's got heels and then she keeps dancing. She's like, you know what? I don't have to, I don't have to wear booties because he's saying she should put on little soft felt things that you put on furniture.

She's saying, I don't have to, I don't have to, she's dancing. And he's like going crazy. He's like, don't scuff the floors. She's like, you know what? You know what, Michael Lorba doesn't know? Is that I have rubber bottoms, okay? So I't scuff the floor, so she's like, you know what? You know what, Michael Loba doesn't know? Is that I have rubber bottoms, okay? So I'm not ruining the floor, okay?

But I'm not gonna correct him in front of his client, okay? I'm just gonna slap him in the face. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, so there's like black marks all over the floor by the time she knows. So Michael's like, well, you know what? I think she's gonna do great, right? Cause she's very tough. Just, what do you mean, how am I tough? I guess, I mean, you know what? I think she's gonna do great, right? Because she's very tough.

Just what would you mean? How am I tough? And he goes, I mean, you're tough and assertive. And also I've got five bruises. She's like, you know what? That's why I can't find a boyfriend, okay? Like, because you peep on them, okay? You can't find a boyfriend if there's a little pile of poop

on every seat that you eat, you know, at the restaurant where you have dinner at Ramona, okay? I've been discriminated, but ever your boyfriend have dinner at Ramona, okay? I've been discriminated but ever who boyfriend I could possibly have okay potential boyfriend's boy got me okay Sorry, I'm sorry. Stay class set So then we go to Ebony's house and we meet Linda Doyle genetic investigator listen. I don't want to know okay I feel like my DNA is terrifying I don't want to know what's in there. I don't want to know what's in there. I don't want to know what it's made out of.

It reminds me of one of those commercials where they have kids reading the back of an ice cream box, you know, and they're like, Asper team mix the back of the box. Why is that? That's probably what's in my DNA. That's all it's shit. That's a reason you guys. They should have a cartoon, they should have an ice cream commercial

where Teresa's just trying to read the back of a box. They ingredients. Yeah, so we have Linda Doyle, genetic investigator. She sounds like some new Janet Ivanovitch protagonist, right? Like Linda Doyle. She's a genetic investigator and she just loves crocheting but she also

subscribes. Right. Her and Meshau on Discovery Plus. Yeah. We're a team of genetic investiga. Whoa! Some DNAs behind that door. I felt it. I felt it. So, um, well, thanks so much for getting a hold of me. I'm really excited to do this, et cetera. And I mean, it's like, well, I don't know anything about my family tree and I don't have all the answers about my paternity But like, you know, the one lead I did have was a beautiful Wonderful woman named Ashley who I who grew up being told I was her sister the poor deer. Oh that poor deer turns out I'm not related to that deer so oh the poor deer. Oh, that poor deer turns out I'm not related to that deer. So, oh, anyway, that's it for tonight. We'll catch you tomorrow night on the news at 6 p.m. All right.

Did you notice this whole scene, Ebony was holding a pen like she's on the news? It was the funniest thing. She was holding it just like this and talking with it, even though she wasn't writing anything down. Like she was showing stuff on her phone, but she held a pen like this the whole time and kept talking like she's on the news. I love a prop that doesn't get used. I love that. The news prop is so funny. So, um, yeah. So she's like, well, look, I already did amtestory.com, you know, and I didn't get any big reveals from that. And ladies like, well, let me see that. Well, who is this person right here? That's a very close man. Hey, Linda or whatever your name is,

genetic investigator. Don't be cheating. You're on national television. Don't be looking at 23 in me. Do something better. I want to see her rifling through Ebony's trash or being like, hey, can I offer you a diet coke? And then she takes a diet coke

and she slips it in her purse. I go, oh, I've got a DNA secretly. You're really turning her into more of a PBS masterpiece theater investigator, aren't you? A little shoot displaying while she's doing all this stuff. So Linda explains her method, which is basically, so this is what we're going to do. We're going to do a clustering analysis, which means that there's gonna be two clusters on the maternal side and two more clusters on the paternal side and then maybe some nut clusters for breakfast because I do get hungry and then we're gonna look at

all those clusters and we're gonna see is there a nut cluster. Do those clusters like nut clusters? Because it's a real cluster. If you know what I'm saying, hi, five, I always use that joke. Anyway, out of those clusters, your parent is a squirrel. We found it out. I've done some investigating and it turns out your part miniature donkey. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Fissa first actually drank from this diet coke can before I gave it to you. Please have added pumpkin genetic explorer. Oh pandys pregnant, by the way. We didn't mention that. Oh my gosh, congratulations.

You're gonna have somebody to follow you around in tiny little matching pand, uh, past meme as. Yeah, we actually did mention that. Well, it's a, it's a double congratulations. So, um, Linda's gonna be able to take a week for her to analyze all those clusters. And Ebony is like, so I might know additional family by Christmas and Linda's like,

oh, that would be the best. I would love to do that for you. Okay, off to go investigating. And then she like, I was just imagining like a little bicycle just appears and she just like bikes off and like waves and has a little raincoat and is charming and investigatory, you know.

Yeah, I just want, I'm not buying this whole storyline, and here's why. I feel like if you were really looking for family, you wouldn't want them right before Christmas, because that's just more shit you have to buy. With you, if you want a family, you need them at the new year, okay? You don't have to buy them anything for at least some of the year,

and you get to see if they're even worth it. That's a very good point. That's a very, very, very good point. Yeah, I like that. So then we got a Sonya, Sonya's date with the marrying type at a restaurant, David Book Tavan. So she's meeting Brad who, look, I would be attracted to Brad too, because he doesn't look like he has long to live. He's very like, like he gets up to say, how does Sonya, but this is how he gets up.

He's like, oh, hello. He's like, wow, so you're just going to lean forward. Is that your version of getting up, sir? Yeah, I mean, to take it back to like my, my Jewish upbringing, I do feel like he's someone I would meet at synagogue. Like, I feel like everyone's met him at synagogue. He belonged everyone's synagogue, right? He's just like, oh, hello.

I feel like, hello there. I just like, oh, hello. Hello there. I feel like he looks like my heart feels. That makes me sense. Well, so they have like, it's like a, it's also, by the way, this entire date, what's hilarious about it is it shows you the perils of dating because they, they wind up. Sonia, Sony is the peril of dating. That's what I was going to say.

Obviously they have a, they have one of having a very lovely lovely nice it's like a nice day with a nice chat or and everything. But there's no indication whatsoever that Sonia is absolutely a wild woman. Right. I know. I know. A total wild woman who especially when she drinks. There's no indication whatsoever. This is the danger of dating. Yes, she comes in and she's acting so serious and intelligent, like kind of over everything, you know, and hottie. And I'm like, are you kidding? Next week, you're peeing on the ground. So can I get a little bit of truth in advertising, please?

So they just have like witty repartee, you know? And so she's like, well, not really just rich people repartee, you know, he's like, I'm rich, she's like, I'm rich too. Well, I married a really rich guy. Well, I am a really rich guy. How hard to use something. She goes, she's like, well, she tells us, you know, well, I know dating photos look different than what we'd look like in person, but like the first impression of him, I remember seeing thinking Brad was gonna be taller and thinner and I guess I just focused on the loafers too much. That will happen.

Sonya, have you seen your Instagram? Okay, I love you, but you want to talk about fake pictures. She just posted one the other day and it's like a completely different face. I don't know who this person is supposed to be on there. You could just like half of her face is like over here because you know when they do the Photoshop fixing or the auto tune or whatever and they're like trying to like make themselves like thinner.

But then you see the whole world caving in behind them because they're, they're just bad at it. That's Sonya's whole Instagram, so please. So they make some pattern about Bacon, about how like, you know, she gets a Virgin Mary. And she says, well, I grew up on Bacon. My grandmother made Bacon every weekend. I mean, nothing wrong with it, right? I don't read the reports, fake news, right?

And it's like this sort of like funny reparte about Bacon. And he says cheers, and then some Virgin Mary, or Bloody Mary comes out of his mouth. I was like, of course, that's the other thing. That's another reason why you should never go on a date, a televised date, because if anything ever flies out of your mouth, they're gonna put it on screen. It doesn't matter how or when, they're gonna do it.

So of course, Brad got the tomato coming out of his mouth shot. Yes, and there's a stick of bacon in their drink. That's where they're eating the bacon. So then she's like, wow, he doesn't believe bacon's bad. If you eat it, we totally found common ground. Mm-hmm. Wow, bacon common ground. This is gonna last, right?

So she's like, well. Yeah. So she's like, well, I see oysters here. It says that they're naked oysters. I don't know what that means. And he's like, aren't they all naked? Well, I've never seen one dressed. And for a moment, I was like, okay,

we're starting to see signs of some sparks here. And he lives in Chelsea. And they both, like he never goes uptown, she never goes downtown. So things are already in trouble here. And he works in, he leases retail space for living. And she's like, oh wow, well, my business is online. So, I'm very busy right now.

You know, perfume, toaster oven, nightlife catering, pennies, I actually sell pennies for $5 each. You know, it's very busy time for me. I'm just exhausted from working all the time. Like, Sonya, you didn't even cash your check for $2,000. I know. So then Brad, Brad's like, all right, time to hit it with my A game.

The herniated disc game, he's like, well, my office closed, March 13th, and then I had back surgery, it was my fourth. And then, Sonya, this is actually very funny to me, because I feel like on some way she was vetting him out a little bit but it was also such a rich response. She goes, oh, you're back when I, what happened? Skying or tennis?

He's like, just a bad spine, you know? If you think of a disc like a jelly donut, when it herniates, the jelly comes out of the donut. She's like oh gross I love it jelly donut though um yeah I'm used that as lube also Brad ordered pistrami and salmon carpaccio David Burke look I know David Burke's very famous but what the fuck is going on over there I love your disgusting. Sounds disgusting.

It's disgusting. Oh. You just send over Laura Doyle to use some genetic investigations. Got that kitchen. A stick of bacon and a bloody Mary and a pastrami. Oh, a pot of yours is a thing. That's a thing, the runny.

I know. You're vegetarian now. I know it's hard to. Well, it's not even that. It's just a big greasy stick in my, my, uh, I didn't like to stop eating meat and suddenly I'm like, but, um, yeah, big, greasy stick. My cow. So, um, either way, so then Brad's last moment of redemption is that he mentions that he has a house in the South of France. So Sonya of course starts to, you know, perk up, but then he's like, but then I never went so I sold it.

And she's like, oh, fuck. I mean, she's like, there's another strike. And so he's kind of looking around for the waiter. I'm like, you're the one looking around for the waiter. You just ate pastrami salmon carpaccio, sir. Oh, okay. On a date. You didn't even stand for the waiter, you just ate pastrami salmon carpaccio, sir. Oh, okay. On a date. You didn't even stand for the late date.

I didn't even bother to make it sound like you still had a house in this out of France. Like what's like, I mean, just just try harder, sir. I thought, yeah, it's like he's trying to get her not to like him, right? Like, oh, you've been to this out of France. Well, you're not going with me because I sold my place there. I know. So now we come to the women. They? Well, you're not going with me because I sold my place there. I know. So now we come to the women, they're all getting dressed for Black Shabbat. And Luanne is with Aston, her little dog, RIP.

And she's like, did you notice that she has unfurled a full on Ramona blue dress onto her bed for the evening? I was like, I thought for sure that would be a point of contention. You know, I know that that real housewives don't get paid like blockbuster movie star money, okay, but you can't just keep wearing your costumes out everywhere you go. You know, she went to get some free shit with Durinda that season at Giovanni and she has not worn anything else since. And you know that that stuff smells like Milwaukee or whatever the last city she played in. You know, she gets that febri's like smell better laundry stuff and just puts it on the armpits and then puts it back on We love my Milwaukee by the way

So yeah, just I'm just like thinking of a city that you would go to you We had a lovely meal there remember that we went and had nice dinner there in Milwaukee remember Ronnie remember when we had Milwaukee Milwaukee is pretty fancy actually it It was. I was like, wow. Right. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Fancy, okay. So, um, so they're all getting dressed and Sonia's assistant is telling her what Shabbat actually is and et cetera. And so then Ramona decides to call Luan and she's like, Luan, I'm pulling my outfits for Ebony's black saturday, okay? So this is funny because saturday is a different, is a total different event. saturday is, I mentioned this last week or whatever it was. saturday is for Passover, that's like the Passover meal, but Shabbat is not.

Shabbat is different from Passover unless they fall on the same day, but it was funny that they just kept referring it, referring to it as the saturday meal, and there was just no one there to correct them. So I was confused because people on mine were like, no, it's satyr, it's not srvaat, why does she keep calling it srvaat? And then, and this one, they're like, oh no, it's satyr, and then, so I looked up what's the difference between satyr and srvaat, and then Wikipedia or whatever, it was like, well, satyr is on this day, but srvaat is on this day, but then if this day falls on this day, then it all changes the rules because Saturday's the day of fasting and fasting is this day And then that day is this day and then if you do that, I'm like this is too much. Okay. Yeah Yeah, you can't be a bimbo and be Jewish because I wouldn't forget like literally every it's like oh what it falls on the Friday this this year

Oh my god, it's like I'd go straight to hell cuz I would always forget the rules Well the point is this it was the over was nowhere near the time of this So it was just funny that they kept calling at that and the calling of the state or dinner, but then the one I was like Or is so near calls it black Sabbath dinner That was pretty good. That's a good point. I'm not gonna lie and black sat So That was pretty good. That's a good point. I'm not gonna lie. Blacks out of it. So, um, Ramona's like, you know what? I just hope that it's gonna be fun and that everybody's not gonna get on the soapbox and start preaching to us, okay? She said it was gonna be fun, okay? Well, you know what it is, dude? It is what it is. I've never been to say to dinner, so I'm not really sure.

I will tell you this much. Fish got a swim, baby, got a flak. Okay, you know what's that? So we go to Ebony who's on the phone with Lea and you know Ebony is trying to make Carrie James happen and Lea is trying to make Angel happen. Here's so hard. Mother, what up over really happening, right? There are really two of the least charismatic dogs we've seen on Bravo.

They just don't have any interesting quality to the mes dogs. I'm sorry to say this. I think Carrie James is more interesting because in that scene with the investigator, whatever, Carrie James came and sat right on the couch top right behind the lady and she was just looking to lady like this.

Cause she's one of those dogs that have the eyes where you can see the whites of both the eyes. So she was like, a full angel of landsbury. So, um, yeah. So Ebony's face tell me with Leah and Leah's like, well, Gossamot, I have some news. I was exposed to COVID and I have to quarantine for five days. So she can't go to the big Shabbat dinner, even though she's been preparing all his time to do the prayer. So she's really bummed. But don't worry. She's going to zoom in. So it's all going to be fine. She's going to do a blessing with the candles from zoom. So then we get to the night of. So Ebony's leaving her apartment.

She's got a big fancy van thing to take them to Jersey and then Sonia and Ramona come and have to walk over the grapes Great Nice Wow That's a good search for some big guy And Murad does her thing where she's like you know what took me 30 minutes to get down I don't do this just for anyone. Okay, I have to travel 30 minutes to get to here

There's another hour to get to New Jersey. I don't do this for anyone. Okay. And then the way I just comes on to the bus and goes, well, hello ladies. Tritishan. Tritishan. Tritishan. If I were a rich loo, loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo Matchmaker, matchmaker, find Sonia and old man with not a house in South of France. Matchmaker, matchmaker find me a Tom. Make him a Tom. Big strapping Tom. Sunrise, sunlight. Tom.

Sunrise, suntom. Is this the little Giovanni dress I carry? Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh No. No. No, Yenta. So, yeah, so they all get up and, yeah, Lewis dressed for her cabaret and, and she's just for the Hanukkah ball, by the way. She is in the full on bright blue, sequin thing with like a white, like Monsters Inc. Yeti thing on, and she's got like a big snowflake.

So she's clearly like recycled, as you said, her some costume from her Christmas video, like her winter spectacular, but she's also like ready full on for like the biggest Hanukkah celebration of all time. Yes. So, Ebony tells him that Leah was exposed potentially to COVID, and her mom is like, well, you know what? I don't want to be exposed. Some glad you're not here. Guy. And suddenly feels bad for it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt. They have so little sympathy because when she's like,

well, unfortunately, Dears, Leo was exposed to COVID and they all go, oh no. They just like quietly just are like, oh no, okay. We don't care. Yeah, I think this was that time in the pandemic when we were like, we're all exposed to COVID. Who the fuck isn't exposed to COVID? Or we're all exposed to it.

You have to like, have it, you know, because then everybody's been exposed to it. At least that's how I feel. I mean, if you've ever, especially if you're in New York and you live one on top of each other and share the same air units or whatever, blowing air from that apartment and through your apartment

and that, I don't know. But also Remundance wearing one of those little masks where people who didn't want to wear masks in the first place that like refused to just wear a fucking mask, they would get the face shield thing, right? And then the face shield thing, they started getting stopped at the stores because they couldn't come in with the face shield thing. So then they reinvented it again and got just the nose and mouth shield, but it's plastic. And so just like takes a whole, it looks like everybody's doing an

I'm chubby joke like, ah, my name is chubby. It's all like, my name is chubby. It's all chubby. And it's just like so excessive. And I feel like draws more attention to you than if you just were a mask, which pretty normal right so yeah. Yeah. Remonable lector. Remonable lector. Want some kianti and fava beans a cat. So um so uh so happened he was like well deers you're all gonna meet three of my good friends after the sports come me up right now Chuck. You have the highlights?

Yeah um so they're asking about the night Ramona's just like this hummus this cheese and he's like yes you know I always bring hummus I always bring cheese this veggies always bring veggies this hummus yes Ramona we've gone over this cheese yes Ramona it is yes Ramona is already just a nightmare, right? Yeah, and she's like, very upset because someone had nibbled on some of the cheese. She's like, did someone nibble on this cheese? There were mouse in here. And then I was like, oh, I ate that.

Don't mind me. I sometimes use cheese to warm up before I break into my favorite Jewish song known as tradition. Papa! Can you hear me? Papa! Can you hear me? Can you see me? I love the Ebony told her you're all going to you're going to meet three of my friends.

They are black Ramona. What is she? She's the sweet, sweet, sweet. They are black Ramona and she's like, what is it? She's like, what is it? She's the great, my cheese. They are black Ramona, okay. Just telling you that right now. So she says she's bringing a laptop, a leotop, and Ramona goes, what's up? What's up, what's up, that's up, that's up, that's up, that's up.

She goes, well, so that she can join on Zoom. And Ramona goes, um, that's a little weird, okay. You know what? It's one thing when someone wants to like join something and everyone's on Zoom together, like Avery and Mario, they're all on Zoom, okay? But like when people are at a big table and they want to put their face over there, it's a weird dynamic. Sorry, I'm sorry.

And I actually kind of agree, believe it or not. I mean, I think that like, there's value in having someone there, but Given that it's Leah and Leah's trying to interact with the rest of the meal as if she's right there. Honestly, it is kind of annoying I'm sorry. I'm gonna say that Yeah, well certainly gets to be that way my god So they FaceTime Leah and Ramona's like well, yeah, you know what you're gonna be on zoom That means you don't even have to wear any pants because you're gonna be on Zoom! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH She was trying out. Whoa, yeah, I loved you in that movie far and away because that's just what you are tonight, okay? Speaking of the cold kid man guy You just like the cold kid man the movie far and away otherwise notice a lady who's colored to same on her face and her head guy

So now they arrive in summit New Jersey and So now they arrive in summit New Jersey and Evany goes, welcome to summit and Luhann goes, awesome. As far as I can tell, they don't have any posters of me up on any playhouse. So why the fuck are we here? So Luhanns, I quote us, we take something inside so that they just start robbing the

van to take the stuff inside and act like they brought something. Yeah. And then Luhann is is, Luan still is very much in her Christmas video, like state of mind, because she comes out in her costume and she's like, look at me picking up snow and making a tiny little snowball. Oh, girls. Snowballs with the girls. And she starts picking up ICS snowball.

You know those snowballs were hard, right? Because that was like, ICS snow that's been there for a while. So she picks it up and she just starts pelting people, which was surprising. But I was excited. I was like, please just get Ramona in the face. This is what we all need. And unfortunately, Luan just like throws it

and just goes buy Ramona's face because what happened? What did I do? What happened? She's unfortunately does not get hit, but she's very disoriented by it. So they're acting crazy and Ebony is like, okay, guys, let's act right tonight. And so he goes, I'm off channel ready. Because this right over there took 70 minutes. So there's some wastey,basedy going on over here, right? Yes. So then they go in and they meet, we meet Archie and everyone's like, so much, so long, bitch.

And Archie is a tall blonde lady. She's like bleach blonde. And she's just like kind of like that goofy lady. I think we all know one of these goofy ladies. She's like, you know what I do? I raise seven children and then I teach art, but not just any kind of art, pot painting. I do it at the Montstoy School.

Yeah, she has this really interesting house, full of interesting design decisions that I think are supposed to be very artsy. Like she has a lot of things in cages, like a lot of vessels, like pots, not were like, like jugs in cages and things and lockers and I was like either this is she to invested in some cages because she wanted nothing to be broken given that this cast was coming over or she has just a very unique design aesthetic it was like lots of

grays but lots of black light black lighting right purple neon accents it was very much like sir meets like metal Yeah, and so Archie's like well guess what ladies. I'm a hugger Get over here. I'm a hugger and Roman is like well, thank you for having this crazy, baby Guy you know what here's some champagne and she has it Top of champagne and the foil is already taken off the top that was Pablo Champagne and the foil is already taken off the top. Yeah. Like, Romano was probably going to open it on the way in and just start checking it. Um, so she's like, like, then Archie has it and then Sony just takes the champagne out

of Archie's hands and I was like, I'm going to the kitchen, it just takes it to the kitchen. Yeah, but she doesn't even make it to the kitchen and so Archie follows her and she says, well, I made it as far as the dining room. Haha. We just took it off the bus. We had a lot of good stuff on there. So then we meet Ebony's friends, Dion, Brian and Lennara and Ebony. Ebony went to Israel with Lennara and Brian and then Dion is just like an amazing woman or something like that. So we meet them. These poor, these three people who've been driving to Jersey to witness this shit show that's about to happen.

And so you're saying, well, you're gonna explain everything right because my best friend Michael Dwarbers that you so I already know a lot. And of course, every shick is how to Jewish boyfriend went through twice, right? And so, Ebony tells us, she tells them. She's like, listen, Archie runs Jew Belong, okay? You know why? Because everyone belongs, Jew Belong. And she said she hosted a Shabbat dinner for black membership leaders of the community and wanted to hear our stories.

So, Ramon is over there already at the table and there's how long the table. She goes, well, this is bread, you blessed with candles. You're what, hard to know that, because I've got to Jewish girlfriends. Okay, you're what, it's like, I love your place. It's like very, classic, modern looking,

it's very North, South, South East. I love you, your bread is facing East South North, okay? Yeah, she goes, it's very unusual. I kind of like it. That's like, that's nice. And I also like- She obviously hates it. She obviously hates it.

And when she says, like, why see the bread to bless with the candles? And Art, she goes, oh, honey, yes. And then when it goes, oh, honey, yes. And then when she says, I have lots of Jewish girlfriends. She pulls out one of her signature moves, which is to pretend that she's fencing like in the Olympics. She goes, she takes her hand, she goes,

oh, yes, girlfriend. I have Jewish girlfriend. Does like a swirl with her hand and then she points. It's like, I have an effect, I'm pointing at you because I'm saying I've got Jewish girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, you know what?

Look at these napkins. What is this? Napkins? So she picks up these napkins and they're yeah, you know what? You know, look at these napkins. What is this? Nappkins? So she picks up these napkins and they're huge, you know? They're like, Sonya, that guy that Sonya was dating. What's that guy? Will see the guy who owned the bread place and he had like these huge ass napkins.

Yeah, and yeah, actually, I think those were Sonya's napkins. Those were Sonya's napkins, right? And the whole thing was that they were supposed to be big because you wiped your mouth and then you rotated, wiped some more. So you need to have them big. So there's enough space for you to have like multiple mouth-wiping. Yeah, so they were huge.

And everyone was like, whoa, what are these? And she goes, oh, those are napkins and they're best for it. She goes, oh, what the napkins is a place map? Okay, it's a place map. You know what? I could make it a hot stop. Look at me, it's a hot stop. So she's like wearing it and

Archie's like, but I made those poor Archie, you know and Just like you don't think she's like Ramon you don't think that these are the the best do you you don't think they're the best Just you know what you don't even match the napkins you don't even match the napkins because well I don't want to match the napkins because you know what you are you're rebel. Okay You'd like to do your own path. You beat your own trauma. You make napkins that don't match your rebel, okay? You want to beat tromas on your own path, okay? That's fine.

You know what? Right now we call them rebels. Back when I was growing up, we called you guys sluts, okay? You do whatever you want. Maybe you just like matching napkins. That. Do it. So Sonia's over talking to Ebeneer's's friends and she's saying how she was really hoping Archie she thought Archie was going to be a guy. So when when Ebony told her that Archie was wearing sequins, she thought it was going

to just be a fabulous gay guy in sequence. So she was really upset about that. And so Ebony's like, well Miss Sonia just met my dear friend Devon who's a matchmaker and she just matched Sona with a wonderful, wonderful man. We have an interview with him coming up just after the break. Thanks so much. We'll go ahead and discuss that at dinner.

And soon it's like, no, let's talk about it now. Okay, well, I have these friends here who like to recycle. I mean, let's just even remove Sonya and Lou from the conversation, because when me and my husband's wedding invitations went out, no one even knew we were dating. They were shocked. I mean, they were kind of shocked that he was even still alive. He is 90.

But you know, you've got to keep that man under wraps because someone will try and trip you up and thus, you know, try, unless you're lucky and you roll down that aisle no matter what. But they'll try and steal your man, ladies. You're just like, uh, she meant like Lou. Lou would always just go right down that aisle no matter what. But they'll try and steal your man, ladies. You're just like, uh, she meant like, Lou, Lou would always just go right down the aisle. So then, so Nia's like, well, you know,

Ebony spent a lot of time with me getting to know who I am. And Ebony goes, yeah, we're both introverts. And then her Ebony's friend goes, who is an introvert? Like, Ebony, shut the fuck up. Like you're like, all you do is be on TV, right? So then Luan shows up, and so Sonia, of course, doesn't want to talk about men with Luan,

because she knows that like, the moment that she likes someone, Luan's gonna steal it, right? Steal the guys, so Luan shows up, and then she goes, oh, let's just change the subject. Well, why are we changing the subject, huh? She was, oh, well, it's where introvert, and you're an extrovert,

she was, you're an introvert, huh? If I'm a donkey if you're an introvert Bad I'd like to put that in the cabaret. Let's do some introvert extrovert material with donkeys. Okay great great great Luan tells us I don't know any introverts that and then we see Sonya smashing on the glass tray and a party and the Cabernesque and then just like Marie-Anteron Twinnat and going I don't even have a Betty code on. So then they move all to the table, which by the way, yes, like Sonia, you were not an introvert, I'm sorry, maybe an amp of her, maybe an amp of her, but a booze of her, she gets her energy from the booze.

So the way is now they go to the table and the way I see the Hala and she's like, well, that bread looks amazing. I mean, I don and she's like, well that bread looks amazing I mean, I don't know what that is, but it looks amazing. It's a called lumpy lumpy bread lumpy bread Is that what it's called lumpy bread? It's called ha la ha is it Heather Thompson bread? No, it's ha la is it sweet? No, you know what? Let me taste it. It makes the best French toast in my life to say French I just never know these days, okay, and you know what like it's like a new crane. We have something called pasca. Okay. It's like a pasca, right? It's like pasca, right? And so then all Ramona says is pasca pasca pasca pasca pasca

And or she's like, yes, well it is kind of like a pasca already said it. Okay, not in lady. Yeah, well it is called pasca You know, there is a bread called I said it I said it was Paska, Paska. Okay, Paska. Will there be lamb curry? Paska, Paska. Lamb, lamb. Paska. Lamb.

This is already a nightmare. This is already just a total clusterfuck, right? So, there serves a little tiny scallion pancake. And Archie's like, okay, well, when do we need to bring on Leah? And so, and he's like, do I have to have wine? I don't want wine. I just want tequila soda. Just give me a tequila soda, all right?

Pasca, you want Pasca? Because that's a crinian bread, okay? And so then they bring out Leah on the computer. They put her on a laptop or whatever. So everybody's like, okay, Archie's gonna start us, and I would like to, first of all, thank my new friends. There's Luanne over there. There's Queen Ramona, who's currently stuffing her face.

Okay, someone dug it a little early there. And then, of course, there's Leah, who really wants to be here. So she's here via FaceTime. Leah's gonna lead us in a blessing for the lighting of the candles. Leah, it's on to you. And so Archie's like, well, I'm so excited. Okay. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to create a sacred space for everyone to be. And I created this. It is called Jewelong because get it. Everybody can, you know, just do a lot, do belong, right?

Because we all be a lot. And so she's awkward too, because she's reading a prepared statement. She's excited for this big moment on television where she could promote her organization. She's like, well, one of the most important things about juke-belongs is, excuse me, excuse me, and then Leah, like, rings the phone because our laptop connection breaks and now the phone rings, right? And so now Leah's interrupting and he's like, okay honey, okay dear, dear, dear hold on, hold on, we're, she's talking. So just be quiet, dear, okay, I'm just joking.

Okay, we're good, we're good, okay. So I wanted to rebrand Juniism to be more welcome to people. Well, I feel welcome, I feel welcome. Oh, I feel so, God, I feel more welcome than John, John and a wigwam. Am I right, everyone? I feel welcome. Oh, I feel so what God, I feel more welcome than John John and a wigwam. Am I right? Everyone? I feel super open. Great because it's due be long night.

Have a question. Have a question. Yes. Hello. Hello, the lady in the Hanukkah outfit. Yes. Thank you, napkin lady. I this is a stupid question, but do you have to be Jewish to belong to Jew belong No, you know what that is the most non-steeped question in the world

I mean remember you did ask what hollow was so you're already don't worry you're already said a pretty stupid question How does when not know how it is by the way in you live in New York and you don't know how is by the way, if you live in New York and you don't know what college is, listen. Listen. Listen. This is the most non-steeped Jewish, non-steeped question in the world, okay? Because it's not your Jewish because you're here in my home. A terrible home also, I'd like to say, I mean, you call this a playhouse? I mean, what?

A party of five people? I'm used to playing to thousands of people. I mean, this is ridiculous, am I right? It's kind of dimmer theater is this. Sc. I mean, this is ridiculous. Am I right? Kind of dinner theater is this scallion pancake why I never So Evan is like, okay everybody. Um, let's raise your hand if you're not Jewish. Literally everybody raises There's no Jewish people here except for Archie not even the cameraman So Right, right. So Lee is like um guys. I can see candles. Like I feel like I've been shrunken down.

Like I can't even see what's going on. That's like, uh, so this is of course, I think at this point, we've now, or after a year and a half of this pandemic situation, we all know the person on the phone, FaceTiming in who is now being really demanding about everything because they were FaceTiming in, right? So this is just so Leah, right? So then Ramona's like you know what they are? We're doing the best we can.

Sigma just feel like this little character on the table like I don't want to be lined up with the Gfilterfish. God I mean it's gonna be hard to hear me right? Can anybody even hear me up there? You know what? We want to include you and we're really trying, but it's hard when we're here and you're not there. Okay, you know what, we can't think of you the whole time, okay, we're thinking me. Okay, you know what, we all love you and adore you

and I think it's great that we're putting you on FaceTime but we can't make sure every second you're okay because like we're in the moment, but here, let me am you at the Pasca, okay, look at the Pasca, look at the Pasca look at the Pasca. I said he goes she's just being a bitch Lea and Archie's like um okay well let's go ahead and do a Shabbat shot everybody and he's like I'm sorry but the sound is breaking in and out I can't hear what you're saying.

Yeah because now Archie's like trying to give like a nice like I want to thank you all for coming. I can't hear you guys I can't I can't what's going on? I can't here. Can you? You're interrupting you're being rude, okay? You know what? Lower her voice turned up a volume, okay? And suddenly it's like you shut up Ramona. You just shut up. I love Ramona saying that someone's being rude for interrupting when that's all she does is entire episode. The four lady has not gotten one sentence out yet. These ladies have not shut up.

Not one, and she's barely even been able to explain what Shabbat is. So now actually Ebony starts to explain it and everything. And because I think they're reading from this like book that she's prepared, or pamphlet that she's prepared, so they're explaining what Shabbat is, that's, you know, the day of rest, et cetera. So we need to take the day of rest and then promote him by the way during this whole speech is grabbing everyone's hands going, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, like being super deep about

and squeezing their hands. And then Romana goes, no, what, Epony, that's what you need to take in. You need a break, girl friend. You need a break, girlfriend. Okay? You need to take a break. And Arche is like, okay, and now, Leah can like the candles. So, Leah's like, um, Ebony, just like, make sure,

or like when you like the candles, like you just don't blow them out, okay? Just put it down. So Ramona has the phone now. Ramona's like, you know what? She's done this before. She's been to Israel and back. She's more of a pro than York this point.

Okay, Miss non-Jewish, okay? Stop Ramona, you're being messy right now. And Luanne's face is just like, she's over it, you know. She's like, I'm not saying anything in this moment. So Ramona goes, like, you know what? I almost comforted. I know a lot too. And she says, yeah, that's because you were gonna marry that rich Jewish guy

I'm safe with rich while he wasn't poor If I were a rich man La da da da da da da da da da da da da I would not marry Ramona singer Da da da da da da da da da da da Thank you. Thank you. You know I was engaged with Jewish man And he wanted me to convert and so I went to all the lessons and everything and then I realized that this gentleman never said to me You know what I appreciate you switching your religion or learning what North is and what South is so I dumped him

Okay, dodgeable with that one Meanwhile, she probably just was like I'm talking to like the guy who at the bagel store who like makes her a bagel every day I was like, whoa, I guess we're in a relationship. I guess I'm gonna convert for him, okay? So so now Leah does the prayer. It's very nice and but he okay She's doing all the hand motions, right? Well, she's doing the like

Okay, so here's the thing. Okay, I know what, look, I'm very happy that she's being spiritually fulfilled and that she's going on this Jewish journey. I'm always happy to remember, you know, welcome another member of the tribe. I know she put a lot of work in on the prayer and I'm really happy for her. And I just feel like, maybe I'm just being super just snobby right now, but it's like such a basic prayer. It's like literally like one of the most basic prayers out there. And they're acting like she just had a bot mitzvah, because then everyone's like, what the yet?

That's what I wrote too. I was like, you don't get like you don't get a trip to Hawaii because you got through like the first part of a bot mitzvah. Well, it's like she basically said grace, right? Like that's like the Jewish equivalent, right? What's like a typical thing that you would say for grace, right? Like that's like the Jewish equivalent, right? She's what's like a typical thing that you would say for grace, right? Like you'd be like, thank you for the,

rub it up, dub, thanks for the grub, yay God. And she just does like a very lovely, she does a lovely version, she studied it and everything I'm very proud of her. But they're like, what? Thea? That, with that beautiful. And so I'm just like,

Lea, I'm just like, I'm so touched. I mean mean your commitment Has blown me away. You learned a line of Hebrew that was Commitment and I am just very very touched right now. Thank you. I'm least like yeah singing the prayer But it's an easy and it's meaningful to me that so new is like being nice about it It's just beautiful. Thank you so much I'm really cuz I messed up a little. No, it's beautiful. And the man goes,

Leah, Leah, boom! You can sing! It's like, wow. It was like this weird like, one from one singer to another. You can sing, and guess what? I don't even, I didn't even ask you for a release to listen to your Hebrew song.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Archie's like, oh, that was beautiful. Okay. So, Ebony, I just want to say, sit down. Is that what you're going to say?

No, no, Ebony. I just want to say, I think you're a beautiful person, you know? I mean, there's just so much hate and anti-Semitism in the world. There's just so many people who wouldn't even come to Shabbat, dinner. And I'm not kidding. Everyone goes, I killed their author, Todd! I killed all the time! I killed all the time. Guy.

And she's like, and then Ebony, you know, you're opening your heart. And I've been worried about the relationship between black and Jewish communities. Everyone goes, yeah. And you know what? Italian's in juice, a friend's too. Okay.

They have a lot in common, also with Italian's in juice. Okay, they have a lot in common, all right. So I was, they have a lot in common. All right, so he's like Yeah, but we're talking about it, but he's just well, you know what? I'm trying to include all the traditions Okay, the other people like everybody get along everybody everybody everybody. I'm like of course leave it to Ramona to do an all-life Matter on Shabbat At oh my god at a Jewish dinner all my way is wrong with all God at a Jewish dinner All right, right? wrong with all All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all's because she's trying to answer the original question,

which why is there tension in the black and Jewish communities, so she's saying, well, when you're in a pressed people, sometimes it's easy to join other forms of oppression for your own survival. And she's, which I think is a great response, right? And so the lady's like, uh-huh, mm-hmm, like she's gonna cry and Ramona's just rolling her eyes. She's rolling.

They cut her a month ago. And my favorite part though is that when Ebony then says, the only person who that wins when those communities are odds is white supremacy or the only thing that wins is white supremacy. And then it cuts to the way I'm nodding her head like, yes, yes, I'm like, the way I'm so nod your head as if you did not just yet get so mad and

Salem when white supremac, oh, well, I'm not a white supremacist. No, but now she's like, yes, exactly like I've always felt. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. So Ebony's like, there's nothing that I won't do to advance these communities, right? Everyone is going, we all want that. We ought to guy, we ought to guy we all did guy and then I go yes of course Ramona of course yes but the difference is Ramona the only difference is that I have paid that price oh yeah well we all have okay we all pull price in different ways for instance did you know that I went to Neiman market yesterday and they wouldn't even mark down anything just because I was Christian okay so I actually paid a literal price, right? We all paid the price.

So then Ebony is like, well, I believe Ramona, like a lot of well-meaning people has trouble sitting in the pain of marginalized people, you know, which duh. Like we knew that if anything has taught us, if we've learned anything this season, it's that, right? Because every time you bring up anything, Ramona just freaks out. So she's doing that now. So she Ramona still just getting worse and worse because you know what? How about when I went to college, how the Jewish people hated. How about that? It's because Ramona just stopped Ramona shut up. Just say stop Ramona. We're not talking about that. When we're talking about the black and Ramona's like, well, why can't we just talk about everybody? Okay.

Why does it have to be black? And I mean, it's like, well, Ramona's trying to bring up, and then Leah loses her mind. She's like, Ramona, are you freaking kidding me? It's okay that it's not about white people right now. I just know what I'm talking about life in general. In life in general, Jewish people hate me, okay? So then Leah tells us, she says, Jewish people hated you in college.

I'm sure everyone hated you in college. Yeah. Everyone is like, everybody needs to get along. And so he goes, we're in a Shabbat dinner. And the guy goes, a black Shabbat dinner. And so he goes, well, an inclusive Shabbat dinner. Inclusive. So, so, Sonia is getting away with so much as well here,

as usual, because Ramona is so much worse, but Sonia is still like a monster too. Yeah, so now Ramona is like, Black Shabbat. Inclusive. It is inclusive. It's inclusive, I heard about that word. So Ramona now gets more of her origin story of, you know,

young formative years filled with discrimination and she goes, well, you know what? I came to New York and Jewish people shun me. They shun me because I was Christian. Was she like trying to like, like, did she like walk into a synagogue or something? Like, what did she talk about? She was shunned by the Jews and so Archie's like, okay, well, she's like it wasn't until it wasn't until I became a fire at filing Spaceman through the Jewish person even said hello to me, okay? You know what and you know why she said hello to me because she thought I was filing I said I'm not filing Okay, I'm Christian from Mona and then she threw a bagel in my face

Okay, I was shunned okay, okay, go anywhere, okay? I went to the Menorah store and I said hello, can I get a Christmas tree? And they said this is nor Menorah's only and I said, whoa, I can't believe they're discriminating me. Oh my god. So, and Archie's like, we'll talk about that. She's a pig on my head, okay?

I was boycotting, okay? Boycotting, okay? I was discriminated. Do you understand? Do you understand? I would always think to myself, why aren't I Jewish? Why aren't I Jewish? She's, I'm a set, no one would listen to me. By the way, I love her saying that she was boycotted. Like, what do you mean? Like, who, how was Ramona boycotted? What happened? You know what? I went to the bakery. I wanted to Jewish bakery. I said, I'll have

a pass cap. These and said, well, what about a hollet? I said, no, I want a pass cap. It's an imprenient. They said, well, we're only so hollets. And you know what? I realized that moment. I was not welcome there by the Jews, okay? I'm sorry. The other is idiot. I was boycott it.

I was discriminated. And so the man goes, oh, since now we've gone from talking about religious persecution to Ramona persecution at college. I mean, can't get worse. And then so now Ramona's annoyed. She's like, you know what, I'm upset. Okay, because no one wants to listen to me.

No one wants to listen to me at all. Okay, so she gets up and she just walks. And the heart she goes, I want to listen to you. Come on, don't leave. I want to talk to you. So she walks off and she's telling us what I could have other Shabbat dinners with friends. We share thoughts and opinions,

but I guess I'm in trouble for not doing it for doing that. Okay. So she walks off to the kitchen and Archie goes, should I go talk to her? And Lou Avto goes, actually, sir, you probably have a better way. Give it a second, give it a second, you know, just give it a second. So, and Archie says, okay, well, I'll go apologize for the juice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, while Sony is going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, this is what I say about your back, didn't it? Like just at the top of her lungs screaming and yelling about something.

And so Evan is like, listen, I'll tell you this. Ramona is gone and that's probably for the best. And Lee goes, Ramona laughed. I wish point Ramona reappeared. It's just, you know what, I went to pee. Okay, I can't pee. Are you kidding me? Is this like me being in college

when the Jews wouldn't let me go into the bathroom? Cause I was boy-cotted against it. Oh my god. So, and Ramona is standing up, like waving her finger around. And Lee is screaming at her from the phone. Like, that is unacceptable. And Ramona goes,

bead, okay, I was on a bus for 40 minutes, okay? You be every hour, okay? Screaming. Leo's like, you are acting like a psycho. Says the woman who's screaming on FaceTime in front of strangers. I feel like a psycho. Sit down, you're not looking good right now.

You're not, well, you know what, Leo, I had to go pee, okay? I guess I can't pee. I guess the things that you can't do it should bot now are have conversation, had to go pee, okay? I guess I can't pee. I guess the things that you can't do it should bot now, or have conversation, share, and pee, okay? I'm sorry. You know what they should call this? Shaft not, okay? That's all I'm hearing, okay?

And Leah's like, I do not understand why Ramona is so trickered by hearing someone else's history of I. And so Sunday goes, I wanna hear less of you Ramona. I haven't peed in two and a half hours. Guys, you know what? I apologize that I brought up my feelings because I bonded with you and I was sharing my feel. I'm sorry that I was sharing my childhood discrimination.

Okay, I'm sorry. So I'm just so trying to be like, no, no, no, I'm sorry if I insulted you I'm sorry I find salted you okay much how I was insulted when I was boycott it from the pasca store okay so and so Arches like I'm not even a little bit insulted I just feel sad because clearly the Jewish community left you she's you know what not now I mean not a great guy and some is like well she did have some sex with some Jewish guys. So there's that. Yeah, I did not stop it, okay?

Listen, I wished I was one Jewish, okay? And Abiny goes, okay, but you weren't and what we're not gonna do. And Abiny can't even finish her sentence because Runaq goes, I was upset that I wasn't born Jewish. I cry at night, because I wish I was Jewish. I cry at night. I'm like, Ramona, you could also just convert at this point.

I cry at night, but maybe that's just the pee coming out of my eyes. It's not allowed to pee, okay? My vagina cries at night. Gay. And Evany is like, Ramona, we are not gonna make this about you. And the guy is just chucking his margarita back. Just chucking. Like, I love how Ramona talks about,

I came to New York, I was shunned. She is literally making it sound like she was in an American tale. Like, she came across on a boat from the old country and then she worked in a sweatshop and she was discriminated against by some weird like Jewish powers like Ramona. This is you came over like in the 80s as a Christian lady. She's ridiculous. So they're still screaming.

They're still screaming and yelling. She's like, do you understand? I'm so crying. I'm so crying. I'm a... And the guy chucks and then Sony is like, do not stand this conversation to yourself Ramona. She's like, in your black. I'm a sherry. Okay. And son he goes Ramona. We're gonna listen to the blacks and the Jews Can we please listen to the blacks and the Jews and the friends are like the blacks and the Jews and

I need another part to read it Everybody is horrified because she's learning now that The hard way see here's the thing she's learned the hard way. See, here's the thing. She's learned the hard way about what happens when these women stop being polite and start getting real, right? Because they were relatively behaved at her Harlem event, right? They were generally well behaved, but now they just don't care anymore. So now she's really seeing what happens.

And she thought she was going to have another moment where everyone would be elevated,, you know, which was like very well intentioned, but now they don't give a fuck anymore about about like manners or that there may be other people there that, you know, or that they could learn anything. They're just drunk and yelling at each other. Oh my God. So, um, Ebony's mortified, of course. And she's also mortified with Sonya because Sony is not much better She's not as offensive, but she's still pretty bad And so then Leah is like Ebony. Let's go to another room and talk So then they leave which is kind of what let Leah just got mad at Ramona about like you still can't just get up and leave the table That's fucking rude to you. So then you've got Leah screaming from the phone too. They're all a fucking nightmare, right?

It's a nightmare. Romana goes, can we have the first course of getting really hungry? I thought she goes, no, she goes, we're not doing Shabbat though, we're supposed to do Shabbat. She goes, I'm going to the kitchen, okay? I'm hungry.

You know what, you see, look at this. I lost three pounds of game from Thanksgiving, okay? But you know what, I didn't eat all the all take very hungry. And she leads to the kitchen. She's like, Germany food. I want real food. Debbie chicken a protein. Can you? Chicken a protein. And then when she says that she hasn't eaten all day, then they show a montage of her snacking.

Like crazy. In this office. It was just cheese. So then Leah and Ebony are talking, uh, this like all cross cut back and forth, and at Leah's like, how does someone get so upset about something that's so important? And I'd be like, it's a bat! And Ebony goes, you know, and there's a white woman leading the night, like, why are you still so comfortable?

So now Leah is like, this is just crazy. At least it was good for this. It showed that Ramona is not just ignorant towards black people, she's literally ignorant towards everybody. I mean, this is just crazy. So, Yali is like, um, this is offensive against Judaism and against what Ebony's trying to do. I mean, Ramona has the IQ of a woman.

Yeah. So then we see Ramona in the kitchen now and there's like staff there that has like a ring. The caterers are there and they've got all these plates. And she's like, um, you know what? I need food. Okay. What do they tell you to do? Okay, I want to be like well You can have some more scoundrel pancake. She's like no, I don't want snacks. That's fattening. Okay. I just want food So now she's bossing around the caterers that she didn't even hire to get some food She's not just sitting and it was because of her making so much noise that the Shabbat part has taken so long that she hasn't got her food Yeah, say won't just let the dinner happen.

Like, they're stopping it at every second. So when Ramon is telling good, no, those are snacks. You know what, those are fat things. I can't be skinny like you. Like, she's all mean to the poor girl who's working there. And Sonia, you know what? This represents a lot of the people who get comfortable and defensive talking about things like this.

Like, oh, yeah, they're Sonia. the Dolly Lama over there who is just screaming, she fussed you with guys sometimes. Wow, what an episode. I mean, it's great. This is just so good. So funny. Absolutely. Borrowed her nightmare.

We knew it would be. We knew it would be. Black Shabbat. We always knew Black Shabbat was gonna be a nightmare and It lived to this level. I mean this level. This is pretty done There's still more black Shabbat next week. Oh Lord help us what a what a nightmare. Well, I laughed Horrified it was nice to have a good horrifying laugh. Yeah, I mean, I've been cracking up for several weeks now at this show.

I mean, it's a layer. We're gonna look back someday and we're gonna be like, wow, this was a, this, I always remember the seasons being not a great season, but we're gonna come back and we're gonna remember episodes like this and be like, oh God, there was some good shit on this season. That's for sure. Well, just a warning of what's coming up next season. Dorenda was on watch what happens last night saying, and he goes, we know, how do you feel about your year's pause? So now they're just calling it her pause year,

which means she's definitely coming back next year, right? Because he basically said it's just a pause. And let me just say Dorenda has not learned a goddamn thing. She is so full of herself. She takes no accountability for anything. He's like, what is your best memory of the show? And she's like, make it nice. You know, because people say that to me all the time.

They say, it's like not your favorite catchphrases that you came up with, Dorenda. And you know, I was like, make it nice. And people came up to me and London. They say, make it noise. And even the audience wasn't really laughing They were just kind of looking under like cringe

awkward, well, you know, I'm a rony apologist. I'm always gonna be on the side of rony and I think the show is is actually All right without her, but I'm always gonna welcome her back Because I mean because you imagine And Andy was saying things like, well, this would have been better with Durinda or something like that. Like, would you have been able to reel in Ramona and stuff like that? No, Durinda would have been funny.

Possibly, because that fight would have probably gotten bloody. Yeah, if Durinda were there, it would have been a full on nightmare man. Well, I do hope they bring her back and it's no shade to the current cast because I think I again like I just said I've been very entertained by the season But Dorenda is just she's special and there's no reason for us not to have special people in our lives

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