Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Sister Retract

Episode Date: May 30, 2020

The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all their crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Maddleker of the Real House, where there's a kitchen island. It's a cartoon on YouTube. It's a parody of Real House, it's in of New York which is what we're talking about today and I'm also on the game brain podcast and I'm gonna be on this week this the next episode I was actually on the previous episode too. And joining me is the wonderful man who you

may know from his hilarious recaps of the bachelor and all it's other bachelor type shows it's Ronnie Karam it's been off since etc. Rosepricks bachelor Rose podcast Ronnie Karam What's going on running? Nothing we are doing labor pains right now while bachelor is off we're doing that on our Patreon so we just finish that that's pretty funny ridiculousness so yeah All good all good on that front. Yeah, that's fun So today we're gonna talk about real housewives of New York I really need this today, Roddy because the world is crazy

And I'm like in a state of anger Like and I'm like I need to channel it into Well, I don't really have any rage against the real housewives of New York. I just need to channel it into Bravo at the moment Yeah, I think we all do. I hope everybody is okay out there. I know you're probably not in some form like most of us. But, you know, I know the world's crazy and the more you're listening to the world and the more you're watching the news, it's it can feel hopeless. It's easy to go spin out and just try and take care of each other and be there for each other

because it's a crazy fucking time right now. Okay. We love you. Exactly. We love you too. to go spin out and just try and take care of each other and be there for each other because it's a crazy fucking time right now. Okay, we love you. Exactly. We love you too. Yeah, and yeah, it's crazy. So, and I'm not saying by the way, put your head in the sand and just focus on bravo. I'm just saying, I've already done my rage tweeting for today.

So I think it's time for me to start first before I become totally unhinged as to focus on the real house house because by the way this episode was absolutely hilarious and um I don't know you know and I have like a darkness even over this because I'm like this was terrifying and sad and someone fucking get Leah help but what the fuck is this show doing well I still think the show on the show I think that you know I have I think that Leah like I think the show is hilarious I think that Leah is full of some shit though I think that she like speaks in bullshit and we'll get to that but um yeah what's a nice turning point for this series because so far it

Leah's been queen you know she's been like the new rating queen on the show and so it'll be nice to have like a little finally get to yell at somebody knew this week yeah exactly because she has some she makes them seem as like very sort of like entitled or whatever Nontitled in terms of bat in terms of why what we talk normally talk about entitlement and like a sort of like a white pivoted way But just entitlement of like Who do you think you are so But anyway before we do that, okay, let's do some small business. Shout out because guess what we're still in a pandemic Okay, companies need their love Ronnie why don't you start off?

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But it's called Casco All right now let's get off with this recap show Well you poor Ford I just like a why I like that this this show is making new port road island out to be The new hotspot destination Newport, you know, I went to Newport when I was a little kid and you know, I don't know if you have, have you ever been to Newport Rhode Island, Ronnie? No, I've been to Newport, California.

Well, that's what Newport Rhode Island. Yes, and so Newport Rhode Island is famous because it has also these, like just all these huge old mansions, like historic mansions, like the Vanderbilt and this and that. And you're like, when you go to Newport as a tourist, a lot of times you go and you look at all these huge, huge, huge mansions.

And so when I first moved out here to California, I had a job as a PA on a TV show. And one time I had to, when you're a PA, a lot of times you're given on these studio lots, these golf carts that you drive around, and you had to drive from different parts of the studio lots, because they're so huge. And one time I had to drive the director of our TV show,

his name is Andy Ackerman, and he's like a pretty big TV director. And so I had to drive him like to a sound stage on the golf cart. So I was making a small talk with him, and I was like, so where are you from? And he's like, oh, Newport. I didn't realize that there was a Newport beach.

I didn't know, I was that fresh off the boat. And he's like, wow, Newport. And I was like, wow, I just love all those mansions. Those mansions were the best effort. I just sounded like such an idiot, talking about going to Newport Beach and staring at mansions. And to this day, I always think about that. I'm still mortified at myself.

Well, they've got a lot of mansions in Newport Beach too. They're just, you know, it's just, but it's like cheese. New many mansions on it. Yeah, it's like cheesy to be be like man I just love going to Newport beach and staring at them like mansions wow I mean I was like I was talking like I was a street urchin you know because I was talking about like mansions that people currently live in like this is like it's like walking to people's homes and be like someday I'll be me instead of just like as

opposed to like oh I went to a historical place on a liquid castle but I don't know. I still obviously trigger something in me a little bit. And the acrimonist like, could we please not get that guy on my golf card again? Okay, he's fucking stalking me. Yeah, pretty much. I just say the latest. So all the everybody at Vicky Lewis. Yeah, I love that just hanging there. Just a, just a new port story for Vicky Lewis. Yeah, I love that just hang there. Just a just a new port story for Vicky Lewis. No, she was in Malibu, but I said, admittedly I was creepier when I had to I had to take Vicky Lewis out of golf garden. I was like, wow, your house in Malibu is great because I had to bring a script for her ones and she was like, thanks. So the ladies are going to Newport today and everybody's doing their real housewives packing and Tim's is like, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sure he's working. There's no room. I'm back to my Between my allergy pillow and my eggs are doing for strawberry shorty day. She pillow in my eggs. There's no strawberry sorbet. Yeah, come. And Sonia's over with her new intern Matthew. Mm-hmm. And she's like, oh, Matthew, I just don't know what I would do without you. Look at this swimsuit.

It says sisterhood because we're doing so well. And that's my hormone bag. Okay, need those to stay in eyes. And these are my patches. This is when I put on my belly. And this one I won't even tell you where it goes. Mmm. Now, I don't know if it's, I may just be reading into something, but the bathing suit said

sister and the beneath it said hood. And I was like, I don't know if you're really like wearing, I don't know if, I felt like she was missing some sort of message. I couldn't tell if the bathing suit was trying to say something beyond just sisterhood or not, but it felt like either way, I wouldn't put it past Sonya to test that. You know, Sonya just found that in the park somewhere, I just took it home. Just purposely go by that. Yeah. Just some shit she found on the street. So then Leah, sir. Oh, by the way, watch Sonya on the first episode of Worst House, Worst, Worst Cooks in America. Because you know, that's on. So of course, I had to put it on the DVR, even though I don't watch every one of those. Sorry, cannot take Wells from the

bachelor. I can't take it. I won't deal with it. He's acting like he's Julie Roberts. He's like, Hey, I'm the bartender here. It's me. Well, the quels shut up. But Sony is pretty funny on it. I saw like five seconds of it and I was like, oh, food network, how, you're terrible now. So, I have a real hair is like a full on wave now, you know, like from the side, like a wave curling over. Yeah, I turned it off halfway through too, but you know, Sony is on there. So there's that and Bridget Everett's on there too, who's hilarious. So maybe I'll give it another go.

I'll give it another go. Yeah. Okay. So, um, so Leah facetimes Ramona and Ramona looks like she looks like she's like an extra on 2001 space Odyssey. Like, like she just like bade in this red light, like, like tinkering with Hal or something like that. She's like, well, I am I at the doctor's office? She's doing something to my stomach to make it more toned.

Okay. It's a 2020 redo of one hour photo, starring Robin Williams. And now it's just Ramona. Ramona is stalking innocent people in the in the photo place. Yeah. She's like, you know what? Say something like with stomach toned.

Kai. And it's like, you know what? She's doing something like with stomach tone. And it's like, you know, new boy, she, she plays, okay? It's great. Shops, great. Oh, it's just like a mini-south, south-hampton, but it's mini-er. Hi. It's mini-er. So then we get a shot of Great Barrenton. We're up in Great Barrenton, where we're at Blueston Manor and Durinda is sort of overseeing the latest renovations at the place.

And basically, she's talking about how it took like four months for the whole place to dry out. And now she has basically Joe Biden with her like overseeing what they're gonna paint the edges and the trims and all that stuff. So, you know, she's into painting phase and it's almost ready for it's, you know, unveiling. Yeah, so gimme a gimme a gimme about it's, you know, unveiling. Yeah, so you know, it can't be about four months. You know, it's key to yeah, and then we're going to fix that little goggle of day. What do you think? Show, he's like, come here, corn pop.

Come here. So then we go over to Romano's apartment and, um, Liyah and Liu are meeting in front and Tinsley. And so everyone's meeting to give on the big bus and they're Tinsley walks up with this huge pillow. And it's like, oh, I love that you bring your own pillow. You're such a child And then she turns around and starts laughing with like tick-tock pre-teen sunglasses, you know, Luan Yeah, like in blue man just trying to stay like young and trendy at all time. I should call someone else a child But I yeah, I just love how she's savagely destroys tinsley and then just like turns the other way am I right am

I right it's going in my show Mary fuck kill all the way to call it child child tinsley am I right so the tinsley of course is like what am I gonna do I mean I have allergies what am I gonna do that is so rude I'm not I'm not doing this because I'm a child it's because I can't sleep on other people's, I'm not, I'm not doing this because I'm a child. It's because I can't sleep on other people's pillows. I'm allergic to other people's face. And the way I just start tickling the bottom of her chin, like, oh, poor thing. Poor little baby, because, oh, don't get all defensive. That's so new turns into, like, she's a baby.

She needs her pillow. She's a baby. It just like, like, this just how the show opens, and then just piling onto Jinsley, because she brought her her pillow. She's a baby. It's just like, like this just how the show opens and then just piling on to turns like she brought her on pillow. So then Tinsley reminds us that she's the richest one. It's like, Newport is a place that I guess a lot of people can't travel to but I know it best because it's like the other Palm Beach. So.

Yeah, my mom has a house in Newport and like basically people in Palm Beach in the summer. They go to Newport to get arrested. So they all get on the bus and Leah's like Ramona, you look like you're 25 years old. It's nuts. Like you look literally so young, not even kidding. Yeah, I was like, oh, well, you know what? You're like lots of angels, okay? Angels, angels, angels. I'm sure you're talking to me, you're talking to Avery, my daughter, who's also my best friend, slash sister, and we look alike, Kai.

Oh, so she's like, you know what? It's a vintage and conny edgy, because it's like a husband's like, death of first year, whatever. And they're like his birthday. It's like, husband's like death a first read or whatever and they're like his birthday It's like whatever okay, yeah, it's morning time. I don't know. It's always something I'm very bitchy this week. So what's show we can okay real friends. I like that you didn't plan a death a Versa party fucking weirdo. I love how she adds that she like manages to somehow like

insult Durinda but couch it in some sort of form of friendship. You know what Durinda, she's an awful person and people don't like her and like she's miserable to be around. She's really bitchy. Everyone hates it. If one can agree that she's probably one of the worst people on the show right now, she's riding us all down. So I want to do this to show her that we care for her. Okay. Okay. Sounds like you really do care for her. Okay, okay, yeah, okay, you sounds like you really do care for So Durinda showed up at the hotel first which could mean very bad news because they have a bar So Durinda's like hey, I'm face I get to best room right

You know I used to come here with my late husband and they're like oh Jesus The lady at the the reception goes did you really? Well welcome back Room for one I take it yeah, probably like we remember We still have a hole in the wall that we haven't been able to patch because it was rare Italian marble Yes, you made a hole in rare Italian marble. Yeah. So, um, uh, then in the party bus, they're all like a sort of board while they're driving and most like, whoa, you want to play a game? Have a this. Why? Spoil, why? Little Y. It's like the most from, it's the most Ramona sentence she's ever said. Why? What? My own little oil. Okay, some fine wine.

Like a bed with twine. Hmm, and Elise is like, how about we play most humbling moment? All star. Oh, that, oh, that classic game Elise. Sure. Yeah. So Elise, bring him in that fun.

You know, there's Elise. I got interested at kids. Hey, kids. All, most humbling moment. I'm kidding. I'm right there, yeah. We're gonna play most humbling moment, kids. Hey kids. We're gonna play most humbling moment kids Sorry go on She's like I'll start so I'm walking past this construction site and these construction workers start yelling

I love you. You're gorgeous. Marry me and I turn around and it's not for me It's for this super tall blonde woman who's just gorgeous. It's so mad. I was so humble. Wait, I actually have a second humbling moment. I was at the nursery and I was looking at the various succulents and botanicals and everything was just wonderful. Someone said, hey you.

Hey, so how much do you cost? And I said, I'm not a prostitute. She said, no, you're a house plant, right? I'm gonna take three of her, but in my living room, I'm not a house plant. Has anyone listened to me? Anyone? No, I am Elise.

I would have preferred the story about like getting, like firing the nanny who needed medical attention because she couldn't take care of your kids when you had to go on vacation. And then all those people protested in front of your house. That would be pretty fine. Where's that story? I have never been as humbled as the moment when I realized that I'm fallible that it turns out that when I fire a nanny who has a medical issue, it's not a nice thing to do. Well, I was really humbled. Didn't

re-hide her though. Oh, so Leah's like, well, my most humbling moment just happened like last night because like I was dating this guy and our clothes were on, but there was like heavy padding. And then the next day I like text him and it's like 3.30 and he still hadn't texted me. So I said, listen, you have an aloof and a reverent view of my time and if you're a real man, you'd have called me by now, and maybe you like to suck dick. How is that humbling, by the way? That is not humbling.

I think your most humbling moment was when you got thrown into a nunnery, okay, that's probably your most humbling moment. I know when people take games and turn it into just an excuse to tell them what's on their mind. It's like, hey guys, let's play I spy. Let's play I spy my little life. Okay, I spy Peter Chip who I told,

go fuck yourself. You don't pay attention to my time and you might be gay, okay? No, that's not how I spy works. That's not how most humbling works. Yeah. Um, and she's like, sorry, but after seven years of therapy, like I become a psychobitch, that's it. That's me.

That's just who I am. Leah's very much that person is like, this is just who I am. She's kind of like a real world personality as in the real world on MTV, which is where people are just awful. Like, this is who I am. It's the real world. It's me. Yeah. So she mentions that she wants to bring her sister She's like to the rooms have a lot of space because my sister hasn't been out in a long time She had a baby, you know, I just want to invite her for for a good weekend with the girls and everyone's like No, no babies no babies. No babies. I think it's kind of amazing Were she planning on bringing the baby? I thought we were shooting. No, no, no, but it just, I think it triggered something

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We love you guys. So Leo's like, you're so mean. I mean, why are you being such a hater? Why are you so scared of one person coming on the trip? She's awesome. I I actually it was with the ladies on this one. I actually did not support this. I think it's actually kind of obnoxious to spring this on the trip. Dynamics are important and as someone who's been on group trips with people where someone has pulled this maneuver because there actually is always someone who pulls this maneuver. And everyone's usually my because we're not all like

awful people like Ramona, we always like, yeah, no, sure, bring them along. And then the person comes and they actually do mess up the dynamic, because the whole point is that it's a group, like you're the group trip is supposed to be this is our group, right? This is who we wanted in our group, like we want to hang out with each other on a group trip. I mean, in this case, it's a TV show, but like, and then you bring someone else in not only does it change the dynamic, but now the person that you were trying to hang out with is now sort of splitting time between the group and that person and trying to integrate them and all that stuff. So I was actually on Ramon aside here in case for all you no one who cared. Yeah, I mean,

I, I kind of, I was like, uh, cares, you know, I'm soon, I'm thinking of it like a casting thing like well, you don't get to just cast whoever you want on the show, but she's already been on the show. And so I figured the producers must have been like, bring her, you know, just invite her. She's fine or something.

I'm sure there's a lot of things. Yeah. I don't think she would be allowed to just spring it on them. But yeah, I can understand whether or like, no, this is like a cast trip. Yeah. And I'm, you know, even though we're Mona did, did bring a lease on the show this year. And Elise has said in interviews that she wasn't even cast on the show really. She was just, she's always been kind of on it in the background. But this year she was talking and so they gave her a mic and she just kept talking.

They said, come back, you know, this day. That's so amazing. And that's kind of how she became. So maybe they're like, oh no, you're not going to get your goddamn sister on this show, lady. Well, yeah, I mean, when you talk about a TV show and a cast trip, there's other elements that go into it, which is kind of like, well, if you get to bring your sister, I would have wanted to bring Shoshana from down the street, you know?

So like, like, allies. The extra oven Shoshana with the extra oven. That's your Jody. Jody ally. The extra oven. Shoshana with the extra oven. That would be Jody. Jody's with the extra oven. Shoshana just, Shoshana's new. Shoshana's a new character in the crap is universe. But the point is this, the point is this, I don't, and I actually bothered me when Leo was like,

why are you scared of one person coming on the trip? It's like it's not about being scared. It's just that like, people have gone on enough group trips to know that when this happens it sort of like fucks up the vibe and it's like it's not the same I'm sorry it's just not yeah so Ramona's like this okay I'm a planter and a control freak right and at least like yeah looking at it with the ruler in her pencil which why did she have a ruler and a pencil? She literally did have a ruler and a pencil.

Well, my life, I've always wondered, is it true? Is paper really 8 1-1-1-1-1-1-1? I wasn't sure. And so finally I said, that's it, Ramona. Gained the bottom of that, so I brought my ruler. And guess what? Paper really is 8 1-1-1-1-1. Who knew?

Whoa! So Leo's like, you just need to chill. He's like, you know what? I'm gonna think about it. Okay? I'm gonna think about it. And then they just got to the driver and the front seat, like, just fucking kill me. It shows base.

He's so miserable. So Ramonit tells us one thing, really good at. He's knowing he goes together. Well, with who? Okay. Like who's gonna play off the hook? Okay? Cause we've been on a tenuous road. It's knowing it goes together well with who, okay? Like who's gonna play it off the hook, okay? Cause we've been on a tenuous road,

so it wouldn't be a good to bring a new energy into this shall you say, turbulent times. Yeah, you know, I understand the group dynamics, which is why when I go to parties with Rinda, my first thing that I do is make sure I sit in this totally separate table for her, but I don't tell her till later, so she doesn't follow me, okay?

And then he's like, come on, mom, you look 30 years old, literally. it is totally separate table from her, but I don't tell it to later so that we just doesn't follow me, okay? And then he's like, come on, mom, you look 30 years old, literally. It's like, that's why you were being nice to me. That is why we were being nice to me. So it starts all like kind of light hearted fun, you know, they turn her down, it's fine, everything's fine. Yeah. And then they get to Newport and they go to the

Caso de Hyl in. things fine. And then they get to Newport and they go to the castle hill. Yes, they show up and Ramona is like in super. I feel like she was trying to, to sort of, uh, road test her like I'm Ramona singer. I'm a lifestyle grew as seen on my IG stories. Okay. So when she walks in, she's like, Oh my God, that's so sweet. Welcome to Tricks, that's fantastic. Welcome to the Ramona Singer Hotel Show. As you see, this hotel has a lobby. Most hotels have lobbies, some even have drinks, and some even have perceptions. Well, that's it.

I'm hoping you learned a lot. See you next time on Instagram. Why? She's doing her like flirty Ramona thing, the guy's helping her out of the band. She's like, you what? I didn't wear the right shoes. I just want to look thinner guy I'm getting some weight. What do you think? I

Look at me, but the guys like get off the fucking van. Please like there's eight other people to get off this Van lady, he actually pulls a car all he goes, uh, they look great though. They look great though By the way, I don't surprise Carl is not a valet somewhere Great though. You're pulling it off. You're pulling it off. Yeah, look at it. Yeah, you're having a lot more fun. You're having a lot more fun. Yeah, yeah. By the way, I don't suppose Carl is not a valet somewhere. I feel like Carl is such a valet, right? Just look at it. Yeah, totally.

Can you imagine him being a valet at like a California place where he has to wear like a like sort of like a light blue polo and khaki shorts? And I could just imagine. Yeah, I could just see Carl. And there's always like a piece of gun missing. Always. And then like. You go back on the car and then like Yes, there was always on a different station and then what's time to like leave?

He's like, oh you guys have a great say all right great. Oh, so you have a monster. Okay, be right back And he just like goes bounding off into the distance. I could just totally imagine Carl as a valet I've been smoking reading your car at all So like out of the restaurant we're during this waiting for them. I remember I was like, I have two death boys. And during this, yeah, I'm even said that. I'm a tiny little darling. So Tinsley is obviously feeling anxiety about this ongoing feud with Durinda. So she does what all what all Tinsley types do. And I include myself in it.

Just try to like hug it out. As such, she's like, I don't know. I just want to go. I'm like, wow, she needs validation very badly. And again, I speak from experience because I am dinsley, unfortunately. And that's just not how to work with Duranda, you know?

Like it's a total turn off for Duranda. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's just not how to work with your Rinda, you know, like it's a total turnoff for Dora. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's just looking at her like, I'm gonna eat you up and spit you out later, you know? So Leah basically So yeah, they get lobster rolls and the way I'm like, Leah, you're not eating. Leah, please Leah Leah not eating. Leah's having like a basically a hunger strike about the fact that Sarah has not like she can't bring Sarah So she's like I'm just not hungry. I'm not hungry and they're all they're all getting mad that she's not eating They help me come like Ramona becomes like very much like a mom. She's like Leah, okay? Don't eat the roll just eat the lobster. It's so good. Just eat the lobster. Leah. I mean come on

She's like fear is that Leah won't even touch the lobster. It's like, mom, no, no, I'm not going to do it, mom, no. So she gets up and she walks over to Ramona side of the table. She's standing there and she's like, mom, Ramona, please, like my sister, like I really think you're like her. Like she's really cool. And Ramona's like okay you know what she can comfort dinner okay?

She's a competent. Did anyone else have like flashbacks of their childhood during this moment? Like I had flashbacks of every single time I asked for a video game. You know I was like mom I just I think that like you know I don't know I just really feel like Super Mario Bros. 3 would just really, really like improve my life a lot. I'd be like, okay fine. But learn your half Torah for your bar mitzvah and then you'll get Super Mario Bros. 3. That was like my childhood. Yeah, you had to earn it. I was gonna say, no, my parents would be like, get a fucking job!

Alright. I'm outside like selling some janky ass lemonade that doesn't even make, just call it lemonade It's just like water in a diet coat can like five dollars Five dollars, please. I didn't even have a lemonade stand I took some raisins and put them in a plastic bag and put it on a shelf of something and then I was like raisins Yeah, I was I was I was like the worst kind of hustlers again I was just like selling any random shit from the house like selling my mom's jewelry and shit on the street So during this like, hey, this is coming, and we're gonna go, you know what? I didn't want it to come.

You know what? I'm gonna take a vote. I'm gonna take a vote. And Leo's like, you already said yes. I can't sit. I can't sit. Yeah. Leo's like, but you already invited Elise,

and you're not even talking to her. And we just see Elise at the corner of the bar just sitting there quietly hunched over and like classic Elise form Like there is Elise is funny like a few episodes ago I said you know what's good about Elise is that usually like she's quiet But once an episode she has a good singer. I think I'm gonna roll that one back I'm not sure she really does have the zingers once an episode I think I think maybe she used them she she top loaded her season and now she's

just sort of there, which is kind of amusing to me in my room. Yeah, yeah, she's, you can project whatever you want onto her because she doesn't really say much, you know, you could be like, oh my God, she's fabulous and must think this is all hilarious or you could just be like, she's boring, she's bring stuffing. Yeah, I think I actually like her a little bit more than Barbara oddly enough because at least Barbara kind of was the same way but Barbara was like kind of trying to be something and at least just sort of is there. And I did appreciate her being judgy because I like a judgy bitch on these shows.

So you know, yeah. So Ramona is like, you know what? Lee's sister, I haven't even met a hung out with anyone in the group, okay? Like at least someone I know for 20 years. That's different. Yeah, she knows people. You're just like, you know, guess what? Guess what, you know what, Sarah?

You know what, she's not coming, okay? You're being rude, she's not coming. Eat your lobster roll, eat your lobster roll. Eat around the roll, okay? Yeah, cause now Sonia, Sonia. Sonia is, you know, screaming on her side of the table. She's like, Ramona the cats can't invite the cats Ramona. She's like, yeah, you know what?

The truth, okay? Don't defer the conversation. So guess what? You know what, she's not coming? She's not coming to sit. I don't want to hear it. And her name is like, yeah, you just sneak into your room. Big deal, who cares, you know? So Leah's like, Sonia, you're saying no, you're a hater, you're a hater, and Sonia goes,

I'm a hater! She's like, she's so happy. Sisterhood! Sisterhood! I'm a hater! So Leah tries taking her own vote, and Tensley votes, and son you votes no or run a ghost no, I say no Okay, I put together it's like a music thing. Okay Terrible terrible music okay, so then Luanne is like okay reminds me of feeling Giovanni him all right

And the man's like I, what do you care? It's a bunch of girls in any case. Look at me just being casual and easygoing, just a fun love and cabaret start with thousands of fans. Meanwhile, Dorenda's got two drinks and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nice, yeah, we make sandwich. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- a bad banglia, okay? So now they all go over to their rooms, which are sort of like incodages and like separate buildings. And at this point they're all drunk and they're sort of like, oh yeah! Turin does like, that's just a beautiful wild look at that rock. It takes someone place it right there. Is there landscape in your look at that rock? Look at that rock. And then Tensley's just freaking out with her little bell boy guy. I'm saying, oh it's pretty but oh I brought a pillow because I get weirdly allergic.

I hope my pillow is here but great please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sea air feels so good doesn't it Leo? Oh, I feel horny again, don't you? Wow Little sea air and she gets horned up I like that So Lea calls her sister and invites her like Ramona says your sister must be wonderful because you're wonderful I can't wait to meet you Yeah, and then we go back over to Sunyun Ramona getting ready and Sunju's already falling over and Ramona's like whoa You're what how did the heck give me this a siss of calm? Oh so weird because yeah Ramona you said okay You just say okay. I said no Ramona. I said no. It's like, yeah, well, I did say no pressure. Okay.

Pressure guy. Did you know it's by the way that they zoomed in on Sonia's Morgan crest slippers? She's nice little call back. And she's like, yeah, no, it's a trip of seven girls. No, one gets a plus one. Who is she to get a plus one? We don't get a plus one. So she's egging on Ramona. This is so so you know, egg on Ramona and then immediately turn the second Ramona gets mad to be like, why is Ramona so mad? Yeah. And so I feel like doesn't understand why Ramona won't change Ramona. And she's like, I mean, this is what she does. She always says, yes, then we're since the invitation. I mean, where's the problem? Yeah. So they have to like, I have my back. Yeah. I'm gonna tell this nine.

Yeah, exactly. Stay at your plan that Ramona's gonna disinvite Sarah, but Sonya has to have her back and everything. And she goes, you know what? I know I said yes, but I'm just realizing now that dynamic will not be good, okay? Because you know what, if we're gonna be seven wasted drunk girls, if we add another girl to it,

it's gonna be totally different, okay? I mean, eight drunk girls compared to seven drunk girls, it's gonna be totally wrong. Okay, so now we go, Leah intendsly, okay. Oh my gosh, so Leah comes over to Tinsley, she's saying, I don't know why I'm out of breath. And she's just obviously cracked out of her mind. Like, I don't know what the hell happened

or what she brought along with her on this trip, but she's cracked out of her mind. She's not just like a couple of drinks in She's like cracked out. Yeah, well, she was just like dancing in her room five minutes ago So like she's like You know, she's like dancing around and she's like burping and tins is like a new point. We don't burp There's a joke. I'm not acting like that but seriously a new point, we don't burp. There's a joke. I'm not, I think like that, but seriously, a new part, we don't burp. Mom. And then, um, she's, now she's talking to, Leah's talking to, at least, and Tinsley, uh, basically about the guy like, I miss P the shit because we were like friends, you know, like now we're not friends. And's like what I miss the most girls.

Oh god. Why is she hung up on this awful guy? He sent like her nude pic to his friends and then he's being a Louvre and she's getting hung up over him. I mean, this is not Leah, please. Just cook it with her, man. You read all those texts from the SNL guy, right, Michael Che? I don't remember.

I actually did not read those texts, but I know that she was in the show. She was cooking. She was goo-choo. She was texting back and forth with him, like coming on to him on Tinder, and he's being just kind of like a Tinder guy, like non-committal and that's in that. She's like, oh, you don't like white chicks, I get it. She's just like... That's rude, Leah. Getting, yeah, just getting like weird and desperate and gross, and then she went on

some podcasts and told like all these lies about his response to her, and so he posted the text publicly to show that she had just gone on and totally lied. I mean, she's a Kuku bird. She is. Kuku. Kuku. Yeah. So anyway, they go over to Durinda's room to be like, they're all going to be in the car together. So they're like, they're in there. And they're like, wow, I was taking my afternoon nap. It looks like Liam got done in the middle of the day. Time for me to get a shot. Yeah. You can't see that rock over there.

It's like someone put it there. It's crazy. Yeah. Durinda loves it, by the way. She loves having a total mess. She just loves it. So Ramona's clamping, guys. So the first car arrives and it's Luan and Sonia and Ramona.

They show up at this. The restaurant, I don't know if it was attached to the inn or not, but it was outside and there was like a table and it was like there was like sort of drapes over it. It's like a very nice set up. And Luan's like, it looks like we're getting married. And Sonia goes, again, which I don't know why that amused me just like, because I feel like they all have like 15 marriages under the Hermona's like some marriage of French.

It's guy, celebration of marriage in France. Okay. You know what? So I don't want these sister coming. Sit, sit. Yeah. So then the other girls are piling into the car and like, it's like, everyone better be nice to me because this is like

a no judgment zone today. I like a no judgment zone. This is a party zone. It's a party zone. I'm like, girl, you're a new port beach. This is like the judgy of judgy zones that there could be. I'm sorry, a new port, not new port beach. Yeah, because I have to come back with a new

time to my life. Ramona's got like a grocery store bag and she's like, I got everyone Pretend okay, cuz we're like princess But all the stars in the sky guy and the way I see the crowns that she bought so I Reminds me of feeling Giovanni Can't help with counters now on green Am I right? I mean we all know those lyrics right by a heart. I mean we can't stop singing wow Now I'm green. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and Sarah Munn is still like, I did not want her sister to come, okay? And the one's like, well, you know, in the moment, I was like, okay, why not bring your sister?

But then, after I had time to think about it, and reflect on it. I was like, I'm not sure that's an appropriate thing to do. I mean, it's like the lyrics of, I don't know, Phil and Giovanni. If you're bringing your sister ask beforehand, otherwise just bring a man. Am I right ladies, cocktails and conversation, not to be confused with Lisa Wu, Heartwell's, Drinks and Dialog. Okay. Cocktails and Confessation. To that, then she'll be in the final and we'll get to meet her there and tear her apart and traumatize her for the rest of her life. It'll be great. Okay. So the other girls arrive and Tinsley's like, oh my god, it looks like a wedding.

other girls arrive and Tinsley's like, oh my god, it looks like a wedding! When it goes, well I hear Tinsley screeching. Oh is that the sound of a screeching voice I hear in the wind? Tinsley must be nearby, quick hide that pillow. Who's killing 20 babies at the same time over there ripping them limb from them? Oh Tinsley got out of a car, I guess he'll be here in a minute. Are you guys done rubbing that pillow up against a cat's ass? Okay good, we can give it back to Tinsley got out of a car. I guess we'll be here in a minute. Are you guys done rubbing that pillow up against the cat's ass? Okay, good. We can give it back to Tinsley now. So they're all sitting in these out of our back chairs and Tinsley comes up. She goes, oh wait! Can I have a chair?

Though she asked for a T-R. I thought, well actually, I was at first I thought she asked for a chair, but then I think she asked for a T-R. Oh, you're the way she was left out of something, whether it was a chair or tiara, she was like, Wait, but I want you! So Leah's like, what's in this drink, Ramona? It tastes like water and drink. And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course, during the liabo.

And so Ramona's like, you know what? You take a big glass, you put about a shot of vodka, and you put about a cement, and you put about a shot of five guys and you muddle some men Did you put about ice? Did you put 19 points of random? It's called my age Because of the Ramona Ramona's drink that she thinks she invented. Yeah, exactly I mean, it was like that's great. I want two more shots in this And I'm just like no, no, just that's too much. You can't do that. Okay, you didn't round the roll Okay, you don't round the road just eat the lobster, okay? And you're just like, well, no, that's too much. You can't do that, okay? You can round the roll, okay? You can round the roll, just eat the lobster, okay?

And Dread is like, well, it is at one shot. I mean, this is crazy. And then Dread of all people has the nerve to say, you know what, like, you know, always saying Ramona, she's mothering, mothering Leah. I mean, what's going on with that? Just let it be. I'm like, you're the one who's been mothering

Timzley all season long. Yes, and Ramona pulls out one of my favorite, favorite, Romano physical moves, like when she's not understanding something, she's like face to face it. Lee and Lee is like, no, this needs more alcohol. And Romano does that thing where she looks like she's looking over the ocean to see like if there are boats out there. That's so true.

I'm over her eyes and she starts looking, but she's looking right at her. She's like, what? What? Yeah, she does it. It's nighttime. There's no glare, not even from the, I don't think the glare came from the production lights. Although she obviously does have an issue with bright lights

as we saw from her experience in Durrinda's house. Yeah. What are you saying? What? I love what she does. That is so true. Thank God. So Romona is like, OK, you know what? I love what you do that's that So Ramona's like okay, you know what she's getting she's getting shots fine. I mean whatever you're recovering gal cool like and I

Doesn't mean she was an alcohol like she just chose not to drink It's like well, and now she wants to have a double shot like well you can't see someone's not going like I said recovering I said recovery. Hello what is like you alcohol anymore and during this like listen we need to save place Ramone cheese guy Ramone so judgmental and that's that's the Rinda's thing this weekend is accusing people of being judgmental. Yes. So she's like, so Ramona, her basic, her feeling is that Leah is out of practice with drinking and she's not even, she didn't even eat anything today

and now she's taking a shot after shot and she's consuming too quickly. So, like what no one's saying is she's obviously wasted off her ass already, like she's consuming too quickly. So they like, No one's saying if she's obviously wasted off her ass already, like she's already a manic mess. And everyone's like, No, no, you can't say that. You can't say it's like you guys,

you deserve whatever is coming your way, the rest of you. So Leo's like, oh my God, Ramona, what are you saying behind my back? Well, I'm over here getting a shot. And she's like, what, lower your voice, we're a new part, okay?

She's like, I'm not gonna curse at all, but I want, I just, I'm gonna show you that I can express myself, okay? And so, and then Tindy's like, well, you know the point is that she's not an alcoholic, like he said, and she poured more alcohol. She just, all she did was pour more alcohol on her drink, and I can't find my bill, and I don't have a cigarette,

I can't find a chill. Remind us the clit, you said you didn't drink for seven years, she goes, actually nine, she goes, fine, six. She said you didn't drink for seven years, she goes actually nine. She goes fine six. She said you didn't drink. Then you get two shots of vodka and I can break kite. I'm looking mother kite. She goes fine. You're my elder Ramona and like I'm being respectful. Fine. I'm not gonna yell at you because I respect my elders. You're super old, but I'm good. How about that? I'm good. Yeah. And basically, Leah says that she's like normally she would have blown up at Ramona, but she's trying to stay on Ramona's good graces because she still wants her sister to be able to come. So I mean, this is the unfortunate thing for Ramona is that she has stepped into this mother role for Leah and unfortunately, Leah has a terrible relationship with her mother and does things that fits her mother off. So yeah, not going to look at what you want to be in. No.

So, also, I don't think she's really mothered her. I mean, she said, call your mother instead of text her, but otherwise. I don't think she's like mother her, but I do see her stepping. I do see her being motherly to like, I do feel like she's talking to her like a, like, like, not like a child in a pejorative way, but like, she's talking to her as if it's her child, as if she has an authority, like not necessarily their equals, which I think is hilarious to watch personally.

Yeah. So she's like, you know what, the scope talk, okay, come on, okay, come on, Sonya. So she takes Sonya to the side. And she's like, how do we do this? So I do it now for the table for everybody. I don't want to do that. And she's like, how do I do this? Should I do it now for the table from everybody? I don't want to do that. And he's like, no, just do it after dinner. And she goes, yeah, but then to read it's gonna be like, oh, oh, oh,

oh, meaning to read is gonna have a couple of drinks in her and we'll be up her ass. Yeah. And then meanwhile, just cuts to this amazing shot of Luan trying to put on a lobster bib. This is a woman who is like, she lives in Sag Harbor. I mean, how has she never put on a lobster bib before?

Cause you know, lobster bibs where they come is the straps are usually kind of like stuck to the sides. You have to sort of pull them away. It's sort of perforated and you tie the straps behind your neck and that's how it hangs off your neck, okay? But Luan sees the straps and she sort of thinks that they're sleeve so she sort of like glides her hands through these holes that are not even supposed to be holes. And she puts it on like a smock.

I was just like watching her trying to deal, that was like one of my favorite visuals of the entire season of the past few years, maybe even. So, Leah is still at the table. Ramon and Sonia come back and Leah's like, you're a hater and you're mean. Like she's wasted. And Sonia's like, no, we're not, we're dumb and dumb.

Okay, do not touch my Shim Shobag. So, she said Shim Shob? Something like that. I think it was a brand or something like that but basically you know, there's a lot of First I don't understand this year. Okay guys. I admit it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got a lot of heat because you made fun of Sonya's bag that had like an H on it or something and then we got like a million tweets So tins these just like just sit in your soup. She's like, Tinsley, don't tell me what to do.

Mew! So she's like a monster and she's now like sitting on, now Leah's sitting on Sonya's lap. Oh! And the WAN is like attempting to give this toast while Leah's just like flopping around. She's like, Ramona, you've outdone yourself. And then the famous words of

feeling Giovanni. When you go to Newport and you're looking for a meal, sometimes you just gotta do what you feel. Am I right, ladies? Am I right? Anyone anyone paying attention to me right now? No. And Lee is on Sonya's lap and Sonya's like grabbing her boobs and stuff. And Ramona's like, what is Sonya doing? I thought she was gonna have my back, but she's rolling around, guy. She's cringing this girl, now she's cringing her. And she goes, you know what, go back, go sit back and you see, could you okay,

cause you're making me very uncomfortable. Leah's like, you're very rude, I'm not making you uncomfortable. Are you serious? You kidding me? Yeah, and then, and Tinsley's, Tinsley's also like telling Leah to calm down. And she's like, Tinsley, am I gonna get thrown out of Rhode Island? Really? Throw out of Rhode Island, not even an island.

Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. Am I making you uncomfortable? Okay, I'll go over there and make everyone not comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. And then Dorenda's trying to make her tell us. She's like, okay, I have to say, I just you where I have to say I actually I mean I'm just gonna sit back down again that's literally what you said she's like okay so she's like sorry all right you know what living here so any Ramona and

Luana it's like well at least get their names right the one thing that I can take solace in is that we have these beautiful flowers that won't be destroyed at all Anyway, I continue on ladies. I love and then the rank goes well, I mean Leah has been so for longer than I have like four days Like she can't drink as much as she used to. So, Dorenda and Ramona, everyone's drunk, and so Dorenda Ramona, like, kissing each other on the lips, like, you know what, we are friends after all. Okay. They're like, they're going like this, and then, then, then, then, I'm, I'm just going to do something because I feel it, and I want to do it, and I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it. So, she stands up, and she walks over to Dorenda, and sort of sits on her lap, and she's like, oh, okay, Durinda

But while she's doing this trying at this moment trying to be like let's just be friends Then Slya and Sonia start going bonkers and this whole scene takes place where like Tinzian Durinda are having a personal moment while Leah and Sonia are literally like running in circles around this table. And the fact that the editors kept going, cutting back and forth between the two was like, I mean, it was amazing. So Leah is humping the table, right? And I was like, I just want to be friends. I was like, yeah!

I was like, I know you're going through a hard. I get it. Yeah, fucking this table Then Ramona because it's not enough already Ramona is like, you know what? Let's tell her now. Let's tell her right now. I know And you know, I was talking to a live coach about it sincerely and it's my heart You know my deliver is dreadful my deliver is dreadful and if anything I think it said you You have so much to give and it's time I'm tough and so I think it's just try to I just want you be the best kindergartener that you could be okay That's all you just see Leah kicking her legs also new stragging her on the lawn behind

Please big drag on the lawn Just so if you drag me off the onto the Morgan yacht, I will kill you I will kill you. I'm not going on the Morgan yacht. I want to go on a big yacht I want to go to big yacht and then she's like then she's like fucking boat. She's humping the grass and turned It's like you know what am I gonna be Jack maybe I could work on that little bit Yeah, I don't want to go on that yacht. It's a shit. Yeah, it's a shit. Yeah There are a lot of stand-up cakes. I want to go on that y'all to shit. Yeah, it's a shit y'all There are a lot of stand-up cake someone tell you something Yeah, I would like to meet your sister another time

And loa me while I was like the soup is getting cold Hello, the soup is getting cold everyone like like so much is happening So and then and then it cuts the dorenda and she's like, you know, I'm just, I'm a very engaged person. I eat what I think, I think what I live, I live where I eat, I eat a car, I drive my food, I put food on my head, I go to my car practice for food, I eat what I think, and I know it's just all goes around in circles sometimes. I eat what I think, that's it, I love to eat what I think,

you know, I only eat blue cheese south olives Have you ever put up a gate? I didn't know when she had thanks for putting up that gate and suddenly go We need a blue cheese stuff to have and then you think to yourself hey I like icebergs. You know you haven't had those days So then back at the table Roman was like this I want to have cocktail compensation and leave it like no at the table, Raman was like, this, I want to have cocktail compensation. And Lee is like, no, it's a slam to the table. It's Sunday goes, cocktail's already on the way.

And Sunday goes, but cocktails and conversations. Like, just saying stuff. Raman was like, she's not on a wait. It's tomorrow. She goes, yes she is. And then Leah takes a martini and takes a whole thing down and then just throws the glass. Yeah, and Well, she throws the glass, but meanwhile Sonya picks up a vase with a plant like the centerpiece vase and like and like presents it to Leah

That's what gets it's like this weird thing where she presents it like here take this I'm like, why is Sonya giving like Raising a vase up like a toast. I have to give her something to throw. Like in Sonya, I'm egging everybody on. And then it cuts back to Tyrande. And she was, well, Tyrande tends to, she's like, I was like, I'm always trying to get a hug.

Yeah. Tyrande is like, well, you just hug me. I just want to stick to hug me. And Tyrande is like, and so Tyrande's hugging her, but Tyrande is not hugging her back. She just like, ee. She's like, I feel like it's Grand Hugs there,

which is, I mean, I just don't have the energy. I just want to sit back and watch Leah destroy the place. Get to Leah, you are enough to lie about myself. She's like, in your hands, it's like the centerpieces now, like into all the flowers. She's gonna throw the flowers and Lou Anth's like, leave the flowers alone. Don't touch the flowers and Louens like leave the flowers alone Not the flowers. I mean can you believe it girls? You went into the flowers the flowers with the flowers ever due to her She's not being cool. She's being uncool or as as I sing in my seminal hit feel and Giovanni When you're feeling upset and you want to take out your anger, don't touch the flowers, go for a hangar.

Am I right, girls? Am I right? So, it tends to come up right behind Ramona and like flips her hair and Luana's like, you're a little bit out of control flower toucher. And Ramona's like, look, I think for spectas' reaction, okay? No one's getting murdered. It's like, no one's getting head-shopped off a guy. And then he's like, Ramona, I want to talk to you. He's like, no, I'm not going toshopped off a guy. I mean, it's like, Ramona, I wanna talk to you. It's like, no, I'm not gonna talk. But I'm not gonna get him, it's that, Ramona. You're a little out of control, okay? And no one else has ever had a control in this group.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I mean, Leah's a fucking nightmare. So I would have been terrified sitting there with me. Yeah, I'm like, listen Leah, like, you are like a wasted mess. Everyone has been wasted before, but the key is that everyone's like, if you're the only one who's at that level and no one else is there, then you are the problem at this moment. Sorry. I feel like they're usually more fun, even to Rinda at her most vile is a little bit

fun. At least she says funny things. I mean, I thought Leah was being hilarious, for sure, but I know that if I were sitting there, I'd be like, okay, because it's one thing. If everyone's sloppy all together Then you're all just like a big mess, but if everyone's just trying to enjoy dinner and then one person's sloppy It's kind of like girl girl. This is like throwing glasses and shit. Yeah, no, I mean, it's just it's like it's not a good look And then lia's I like so lia's like no one's been out of control this fucking's fucking group for you fucking kidding me. And then when you just see the wind,

trying to act like everything's normal, she's making a small talk with Sony, she goes, I'm having my lobster d-shel, I just, I can't deal with shells right now. He's just like, you see Leah going, let go of me. And then she runs over to the curtains, like she's gonna rip them down.

And then Sony goes, she may have a split personality. I've seen it on TV. Put the chairs down, Leah. Put the chair down now. We could put the chairs down and stay away from the flowers. God damn it. And then you think Tarenda is about to say, God, she's worse than me, you know.

But Tarenda goes, yeah, you used to stay down, needed life. They can't do it with the blind hair and the blue eyes This girl's another level. Yeah, I got a girl. I mean, there's so much madness happening that they can't even cover it all Like there's one shot where Sony just has an applicant on her head and they don't even explain it She just has an napkin and then like a moment later. It's gone But I'm like, why does Sony have an applicant on her head? She looked like a little polygrap So Ramona takes Leo's pretending to sob now. She looked like a little polygrap. So Ramona takes Leah's pretending to sob now. I was like,

I was ready so much. I was ready so much so she could come. And now she doesn't actually can't come. And when it goes, you're wet. I mean, she's the pretend that you're in yoga right now. Okay. Breathe. Breathe.

And Leah does. And she kind of calms down. And then it cuts to Lou out at the table. She says, Ramona makes people crazy The man was like cutting everyone down this episode the entire hour. It was hilarious I mean like every single thing she is such an under minor and like in the funniest way and she just every time She does it she just laughs. I mean I mean I can I mean I'm not surprised at Leo's acting this

way and Ramona makes people crazy. Here's my lobster done being to show I'm a little hungry here a cab race our knees are food. So Elise chimes in she's like whilst she was in a tough spot did you ever capitulate to something you didn't want to do and then it just naws away at you. Nanny raised, for example, you have a great to have you on the show, Elise. Yes. So Sony's like, Tensley, what's going on with your friend? You should go take care of your friend. Like, Sonya, this is half your fault, at least. And Tensley says she can handle herself. And the man goes, well, she can't

handle herself quite clearly. she's on the floor she ruined the flower she's been hanging onto the drapes I mean even my lobster had to get these shells my poor lobster I mean you know it's horrifying enough I mean I think she just needs a little help with with with her with her from her friends kind of reminds me of a song I like to sing in my show. I get by with little help in my line. What's the most fun line line line friends. So during this like, come on, she's just not used to drinking. No one goes, well neither am I, but if you've seen maybe that way ever Like, uh, literally, you're holding over drunk. Yeah.

And in her defense, that was like more fun. This is psycho, you know, but Luan did get arrested for punching the cop after fucking some stranger in a room that wasn't hers. And she did tell the cop, I'm going to kill you all. Yeah. So I don't know. Which would be hilarious if it were like, if it weren't set against the backdrop of terrible things happening with the cops right now, as we speak.

So I'm on whatever, Lueanne's thing is still hilarious. I can't help it. So Ramona's like, she's like, you know what, I'm really kind of good with the people that I hang out with, okay? I'm not feeling comfortable with you, sister coming, I don't wanna hear, okay? So she's almost trying to like,

now frame it as like, this is a personal anxiety thing for her. It's like a comfort zone that she has to be in, et cetera. And so Lee is like, well, if my sister's not allowed here, I'm not staying, which is such like a baby thing to say, right? Like having a little tantrum, you know? It's like, I'm gonna run away, you know?

Yeah, your sister is not hired for this job, lady. Like, get over it. And so she's like pretending to sob and the blondes are all hugging her basically. And so I'm just like, well, I agreed with Ramona, but it's making me upset to see her upset. I mean, just let her bring her sister. As a son, you did not wringly this whole thing. Yeah. So Ramona, Ramona comes over and she goes, you know what? I'm with this bathroom, but then I came back because I thought about it in the bathroom. You sister can come okay? You know what? It's what I need to get out of my box and you other things.

Which is the box and set. You know what? I learned. You know what? My old way of life, I have to get rid of it because all it did was give me an amazing apartment on the upper east side and all this money and luxury and fame and that's just not a way to live. So you know what, I'm gonna try to live like you and maybe I'll get thrown into a nunnery too, okay? It's like that, you know what? Stop crying, it's nothing to cry about baby and she's like, oh! And the WAN goes, don't cry, these bitches aren't worth crying for.

So the next morning, Dorenda is at the pizza. He's beautiful. Hi, rock. Who plays you? Who plays you, Rocky? And she calls Leop. And uh, she's like, how's it going? Lee is like, I'm alive. It's like, well, where are you? She's like, I'm right behind you. I'm just going to come down there and then Dorenda tells us us you know I know exactly how she felt when she woke up she had killed She had all those fears of what it like to you when I was drinking But you know what the cast was just standing in the show back at the

Like during does always so close to a revelation and then just skips right? Yeah, exactly so And then Leah somehow has felt like last night was actually great. She's like, you know what, I woke up this morning and I was just like, I feel like I released a lot of energy. I mean, I don't remember what happened, but whatever did happen, it felt therapeutic. So, I mean, hey, they're not cheeky torches. I'm a happy woman.

I would never hang out with this person again. I hate when people the next day are like, I don't remember a thing. Yeah, that's a fucking problem. You're not invited. Go get out. Yeah, I agree. I don't like sloppy drugs. Like I cannot stand it. I'm unless I'm sloppy too, but I cannot stand.

No, we've all been sloppy and rough. Yeah, can not do. Look, I can't throw stones about being a sloppy drunk. Like Lord knows, I party. It's just that this is. But you know what I never throw at the top. Yeah, I don't throw shit around. I don't throw glasses on.

I don't throw tee-y torches. I don't just like, I'm just not obnoxious like that. You can be a, you can get wasted and like, be nice and hug people and be like Sonia, you know, most of the time. Like, you sing songs or whatever, but like, don't, you have what you feel like, like, the deepest conversations you've ever had, but they're not, you know, but you're drunk, so you think that they are, but don't be like throwing shit around, especially like, I have a theory that if you're over 22, I used to be 25, but I've now loaded to 22. If you're over 22 and you're getting sloppy like this when you get drunk, like you just need to stop because not actually not that you need to stop, but I'm not going to deal with you because you should know how to drink by now.

Sorry. Yeah, I should, but amateur. Yeah. So Elise, basically, they all start gathering to go up and Rwanda and Sonia are taking for everybody to get ready. And she's like, we're the only ones that can drink up a store and wake up fresh like dates guy. Yeah.

So Elise comes over and she's, you know, Elise is always kind of judging. You know, she's like, well, I didn't drink. So I woke up at a normal hour and from when I was like, you know, I know that I remember that Leah was a little bit out of control. She's like a little bit like I think she was wrong to invite her sister on this trip. However, once you said yes, she should have just stayed there. And when I was like, you know what? I like Leah. I really do.

But Leah is like a mirror and she has two sides. Okay. She's a crazy side and a regular side. We don't need the crazy side. See if you're other young friends. Okay. Um, and so he was like, well, what do you sides okay she's a crazy side and a regular side we don't need the crazy side see if you're other young friends okay um and so he's like well what do you think your sister's gonna be like at least because well she's gorgeous I'm like oh yeah well but so is Leah I like that Lisa's like well she's gorgeous so she has to be she's gonna be great she must be nice yeah so he's like yeah I know but so I was fucking Leah and look at her yeah so now the girls

are ready to go into town and everything. And Elise goes up to Leah. She's like, so you hung over and Leah's like, actually I'm not. Does Leah say is that weird or does Elise say that's weird? Either way, Leah says that she's like, it's not weird and she is well, I mean, you go from zero to 100. Real nice. I mean, you wonder why the guys mean, you got from zero to 100 real. Yeah.

I mean, you wonder why the guys think you're a crazy chick. Am I right? Judge Lee is here at your service. Yeah. Leah is very like, well, that's just me. I mean, that's just me, which is already. Yeah, that's an interesting thing. I actually think that like, yes, Elise was being judgy, but actually, but I appreciate it

that she was being judgy to Leo's face, you know, because the biggest thing we have, we see on these shows is like, you're being judgy about me, you're being judgy about me because usually someone says shit like this, behind someone's back, and then someone goes and says,

oh so and so sad this, you know, like Lindsay on Summer House. It's like why are you judging me? And you're Elise is saying like, well, you're wondering why people think you're crazy. And I feel like Elise actually, she's being judgy, but she's not necessarily wrong. Unfortunately, she's also being very boring while she's being judged. Well, that's like, you know, that's not right.

Yeah. Not forgiven. So, Dorenda, of course, is furious because someone's getting called out on their blatant alcoholism. So, I'm like, oh look, I guess that's not easy. Is that the... Is that the... Yeah, she's like, you gotta know I guess the luck is here. Is that the... Is that the... Yeah, she's like, you know, I never should be judged by one night.

Or in the case of me, none of us should be judged by about 435 nights. That's just... that's not a big enough sample size, okay? The Ramonesaq you even remember that night, yeah? And Alisaq as well, she says she's proud of it. So... Ah, look, it's a's proud of it. So, look at the second, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she, she's, she's, she's You can you're totally allowed to but pace yourself like like feel the room like like you know You're you're going too far too fast Yeah, so in the van that's the choose split bands. It's at least in Sonia and Ramona and then the other girls and so

I keep wanting to call her tinsley. So lia's like that girl needs to shut the fuck up I'm like yeah, I don't know the the cheese will keep relations, she's probably. She's. Yeah, talking about it. Leah does not, Leah is not happy with what Elise was saying and everything. I mean, while everyone was like, you know what, I don't like that Dorenda was defending Leo, okay?

And Elise is like, yeah, I mean, she will call a behavior she doesn't like, but if anyone calls her, she's like, don't you judge, which is really true, right? I mean, like, Dorenda has spent the entire season judging tinsley like crazy yeah she did her impresses she's like your materialistic superficial slut tinsley Ramona don't judge tinsley say you're sorry she really did although I was like you know I feel like this is gonna turn into a thing where Ramona is gonna tell

Durinda that at least was making fun of her like that and then it's gonna become a fight between the two of them. Or maybe that's more of a Beverly Hills style fight. I'm not sure. Well if it goes on 30 episodes, it's Beverly Hills. So they go to a store and Leah comes up behind, no, Elise comes up behind Leah. And Leah's like, God it's cold. The AC is blasting.

And so Elise starts rubbing her arms and stuff and hugging her from behind. And Leah's like, thanks, but you were a little harsh back very early, so I heard. Yeah, Elise is like, you know what? I'm your biggest boring fan when you do normal, but when do crazy, I'm just a little taken aback, you know? But that's me.

That's just me. That's just me. And she's like, I'm learning that. We're just a little taken aback, you know? But that's me. That's just me. That's just me. And she's just me. I'm learning that. We're just so cold. And that's so at least it's like, so what if you wound up with, if that's just you, what would happen if you wound up with the mini me with your daughter? And they was like, oh, she would never be like that, which is also like, um, like, I don't know. So at least it's like, well, what message are you sending him by acting like this?

By what are you going to grab? By you're not going to ground if you act like this, what message are you sending? What message are you sending? And she's like, oh, yeah, it's a great job. And what the fuck you fucking guys and leave the sleeves. What's it is none of a Lisa's damn business? None of her business. So the store is out of there.

It's none of her business. Ramona goes, don't swear. Okay. You have fucking swear if I want to Ramona. And she's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And it cuts to the store clerk, who is the exact midpoint between Sonya and Ramona. In fact, I actually thought it was Ramona. At first, I was like, wow, Ramona seems really taking it back. I was like, Oh, that's not a cast member. So, um, Leah's like, yeah, I haven't had enough interactions with Elise for her to be in my shit like that. She's probably true too. Yeah, you know, um, so Leah's, you know, throwing another hissy fit. Like, I'm gonna leave this trip. I am leaving. I'm leaving.

I'm like, Elise, my God. I love when the biggest pain in the ass on the whole trip is like, I'm leaving! Please! My God! Get out! I love when the biggest pain in the ass on the whole trip is like, I'm leaving. Do I need to drive you to the fucking airport or do you have that Uber app? Get out! I love when people complain about being mothered and then they act like a total child, right? I mean, that's how dynamics work, right? You can't help but you fall into it, but she is acting like a total child. So the women all decide to get bloody mar mirrors because it's probably about 9 a.m And they're all there at this bar and liars like

Don't talk about my daughter. Don't talk about my daughter. And at least like okay, that's fair That's fair. I'll just judge it from afar. I'll stand over here and we'll judge you from over here and be boring Okay, the bartender just fell asleep. Does anyone know why the bartender fell asleep? It's because I'm right in my classroom Okay, all right. Why are you in a business so much at least? And you know, Lali said, you're just great psychologist. And you know, it's like, you're prouling around, waiting for someone to make me sick. Yeah, good luck, guys. You know, I don't want to be around the police.

I don't want to be around the police. And Sonia's like, um, can we just break bloody marries together? I think Duranda has a real thing against psychology. I mean, her therapist is a chiropractor, you know? Like, she is really like not into it. Yeah. So she's like, let's close to be in line judgmental. And she's like, no judgment sounds.

Like to sing crunch bitch, okay, stop throwing glasses at people. This is the most judgmental zone of all time. Your on camera being presented to the world for vultures like the two of us to compete you in the part. This is the most judgmental zone of all time your on camera being presented to the world for Vultures like the two of us to compete you in the part. This is the the epitome of a judgment zone So that's a Romano's like well, you know what? It's no judgment songs everyone behaves because I don't want to be embarrassed to do point Okay, and the way it goes. Well, she's not afraid to be embarrassed anywhere else in the world

And during during the goes. Yeah, Willie does he has a 51 states. 50, nifty, United States and 13 original. Colin, he's okay. I'm pulling up, so I'm pulling up the story to read you in a second. Okay, so Durin does like, you know, Ramon is just a sadder to be very harsh on Leah, you know the girl?

So young, we should be guiding her, not just sizing her, which again, it's like, epic, great. epic, great. Romani starts talking to the group, but then turns her back to Tinsley and Leah, so they're cut out of the circle, which is just so fucking Romani, so gross. Yeah, Tinsley's like trying to be like, can we open up a little bit? And so Dorenda's like, I want to be inclusive, be inclusive She's like, you know what? She didn't apologize about last night even after I faithfully admitted that I had control issues

Which was a lie just to make her feel better So I don't know why that we're having these issues, but she didn't apologize about last night And I'm sorry, I don't like her apology. It was actually she's actually horrible. Okay. She's actually horrible And she's saying this stuff and lives like right there. I'm just like, uh What She's actually horrible, okay? She's actually horrible. And she's saying this stuff in the list, like right there. And she's like, uh, what the fuck is happening right now? Yeah, that's something he's, she thinks she should apologize. And she's like, okay, well, I'm sorry, you know, look, and somebody goes, well, come back here.

Come around Ramona so that you can see her face while you're telling her that. Because Ramona's just still cutting her out. So she does, she comes around. And she's like, listen Ramona, I'm the her that. Cause Raman is just still cutting her out, so she does. She comes around and she's like, listen Raman, I'm the first to apologize, but like, I mean, come on. I was having a good time, but I guess I'm sorry, which is like the worst apology ever.

You know what? You actually think that's acceptable behavior? At this point, now Raman is doing like the evil angry squint, you know, where her eyes just become too slits. And she's like, you actually think that's acceptable behavior? I actually blocked it out. Like you say blackout, I say block out, okay? Cause when you're block out tonight, I blocked out your

behavior because it was so trochish. I didn't even want to remember it. It was because it was very upsetting to be all I remember that the wind got a lobster out of the shell, okay? That's all I remember. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a big class. Oh, she blocked it out. Oh, right. Ramona. Yeah. So at this, now Luhan is snickering behind Ramona's back. She's like, what's going on? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she blocked it out. She blocked it out.

She blocked it out. She was a drunk whore. Yeah, she's just drunk. And now she's making this poor girl feel bad. And Liga goes, oh, Lilla starts crying. She's like, oh, my God, I think my behavior, like triggered Ramona's traumatic memories from childhood And I'm so sorry for that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And instead of people being supportive of me, I've just been drugged around about whether my sister can come or not come. It just feels like everything I do is wrong.

Leah, okay, you may have been angry at yourself, which is a really good, it's really good like to be self aware about that. But like just because you're angry at yourself, you were acting like a buffoon, you were acting like an idiot, hilarious for me to watch, but still like a monster. And they don't

have to be supportive of you because you're tearing at the drapes like a rabbit cat or sticking your hand in the flowers in the flowers. What is this bullshit they have to be supportive of you in this moment? Relax how about you're like a grown adult and like you should know how to drink by now. Okay be supportive of your own judgment. Yeah although Ramona being like your sister can come no she can't come. I'm with her on that Yeah, no that is that is being toyed around but honestly like That should not have fucked with Leah so much like she shouldn't like you know what Ramona This is really annoying because you're going back on your words. It's not a bin like she's crying because you know what the sister

Wasn't supposed to be the first place So Durinda's like yeah, she's young give me a break and then we're on stagron Oh, but she can't remember cuz she blacked it out. Oh really Now she's trying to make now she's trying to make her try to make this poor girl feel bad cuz Ramona blacked out She didn't block it out. She blacked out out yeah, and then she goes up to her Mona She's like oh blacking it out cuz her traumatized give me a break Ramona you drunk and Lee is like you're making me feel terrible Ramona Ramona's like yo what? That's not true, okay, you want the we end? You don't know how I feel with happens, okay? Oh come on. I remember everything from last night. You don't remember anything? No, I blocked out.

Blocked out, set. Darynda, the man, grew up in a very loving home. So okay, I grew up in a worse zone, okay. My brother was a reging alcoholic. My father, he had a friend named Jolene Parsonsmith and all she would do was tell me I was a terrible person. My mom, she had spaghetti thrown at her face, okay.

And how do you think I grew up to not be an alcoholic? Okay, I read books and then blocked it all out. And I read books about how to not be an alcoholic too. So that helped as well. So now Ramona is really running with this whole thing that she was traumatized. And that's like, they gave her an inch. And now she's like, I was traumatized, you know?

So Ramona's like, look, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I'm trying to convey, so I'd like you. And I want to keep liking you. And Tinsik goes, look, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I'm trying to convey. Is it? I'd like you. And I want to keep like you. And since it goes, oh, so you want me to just be a different person. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, I am who I am.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. And then Romona's like, you know what? She's like, I am who I am. So you just may not like me then.

She's like, you know what? You may be right because I just don't like your behavior. OK. And I know I've got control issues. And I want to thank you again for reminding me if it's control issues Okay, but you know what I like your behavior. Sorry. Sorry She has maybe you can curb it around me and then Leah says we shall see because we shall see and they're like to be continued Well, I guess this doesn't end up well Well, I read some social media stuff So if you guys don't want me spoiler, just don't listen to it.

I will say that they show in the clips for next week. She threw a rabbit. Oh my God, you know I laughed for five minutes after that. It's like she threw a rabbit, yoli. I mean, so apparently every will on Instagram live and was watching this with her mom. And was like, oh my god, this is so disgusting. Like, I can't even referring to Leah. So Leah wrote on her Instagram stories.

Seriously, why are you involving your daughter at Ramona Singer? She said, Ramona Singer, are you sure you want to involve Avery Singer in our drama? She's 25, so she's fair game to me in fact I'm closer in her age than I am to you She posted another one. It's a screenshot and it says since Ramona's deleting comments Lafay face Lafay face times four and it's her sister little mixweenie and it says oh my god You're embarrassed by my sister for entertaining you all at that boring dinner party I was embarrassed when you pooped your pants the next night at dinner and we're still prancing around

trying to flirt with drunk married men with soiled pants on. Elise was my witness but she was being a good friend and trying to distract me from your shit-stained pants and every singer please get your mom some depends. Wow. All right. Hehehe. It's gonna be good. I mean. This will be a disaster.

I mean next week, I mean, honestly, I'm just in it for the Raviole. That's all I care about. That's all I know. I know right, for real. So good. Well, thanks everybody so much for being here with us. This is a fun week.

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