Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House

Episode Date: May 16, 2019

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi. Hi. We are recording this episode. We are not only recording it audio wise, but also video wise, if you go to patreon.com slash. Watch our crap and do crap and zondamine. Yes, most of the time we try to livestream these, and we work in a live stream this one tomorrow,

and just have it up later for y'all to catch it later But we are recording tonight because duh, we're traveling tomorrow. Erwin is very far. Yeah So yeah, we decided we just have like an easy morning tomorrow So we figured let's just like be rowdy and crazy plus our late night recaps are always notoriously ridiculous So my god and real house was of New York is just so consistently delightful. I cannot believe the ratings for these shows. Beverly Hills is constantly winning these housewives

rating awards. Why? Well, I mean, because there's a few. I don't want to completely diss. I don't want to completely diss real housewives of Beverly Hills. You know, I love that show. But New York is really hilarious every single time.

Well, the difference is that there's no real feud going on in New York. It's just sort of like the women doing crazy things. So, you know, whenever there's a feud on a show, it always drives ratings no matter what. So it's just what it's just what happens. It's what the body does. But you know, though, New York is like the best thing on Bravo by far. No, few days.

I feel a feud wind coming down. Cover down the hot sin river to my roundhouse Where the winds of feud are blowing through the doors Thank you, thank you, in my music Thank you, in my music So these ladies are insane as we know. And Durrinda is usually the one who's just talking to herself through the whole opening of her scenes. Like she'll be walking down the side,

like, he's me, when you're in stage-back, it's crazy, look at the lady over there, look at the post-bikes, it's like Durrinda, you're not talking to anybody. Like you're not supposed to know the cameras are there, Durrinda. But today we open with Sonya doing that. And it's a pot, possibly one of my favorite things that's happened this week.

It's so nice. So you're going, well, what in what a van is so nice. Look at this fan. It's like a private airplane, but it's a van. Very, very luxurious. She's the most easily abductable person on the planet. Like, don't you know how to put it back on my head and I'll go, oh, what a beautiful white van this is. Oh, and your guns are wonderful. Wow, I got all the guys here. Where are we going? Off to some secret highway in the jungle. We are great. Are

those, let me get those are silk those pantyhose that you have on your face. I love soap pantyhose. They look great. I normally wear them on my legs, but they look great on your face. They really take off 10 years with her flower dress. She's like, oh, just love it. So she's getting in a van and then Lou is getting her hair done on the deck of her new roundhouse.

And she's like, this is nice. Lewis getting her hair done on the deck of her new roundhouse And she's like this is nice isn't it hair lady Kathy what's your name Kathy? You're so pretty I think Mary Mary isn't nice just being out here on the deck getting my hair done Oh, wow look out there. Oh this morning. I saw an eagle on that buoy over there Would you believe it all the America has come to see me in my round house. I mean it really is like a bird's nest over here. I mean do all the other women have eagles landing? Do all the other women have symbols of this great country landing on their round houses? I don't think so.

And you know, eagles are traditionally bald and I just said no Tom. No more. Hey Bethany. It's me time. Hey Bethany enjoy that crow I've got an eagle so Who wants to bet that there was never an eagle on a buoy? It was a duck. It was like blatantly a duck maybe a sparrow and Yes, ducks and sparrows like totally different, but in the Luan's highs just eagles everywhere. I walk out on the streets

here and run back. And it's eagles everywhere. Eagles here, eagles there. I'm like, look at all the eagles that came to see my cabaret. And everyone says those aren't eagles. Those are pigeons. And I said, well, God damn it. I've never seen so many pigeons that look like eagles. Am I right? Everyone? Fly like an eagle. Or just sit on a Well, god damn it. I've never seen so many pigeons that look like Eagles. Am I right everyone? Fly like an eagle. We'll just sit on the buoy. Get it everybody. Thank you. Thank you, grammar see. Thank you. I think all the Eagles that came out here. Look, there's Don Henley. See?

Eagle human. So Bethany is at a restaurant and you know the way that Bethany's always at a restaurant first and talking and ordering I'm waiting for my friends but I can order I can order okay, you know what I want this that That but you know what I don't want to go cream cheese all right because I just got the man They said throw all my dice all right. Yeah, yeah, okay, so I just I just tested my friend and so she says we can order So I'm gonna order right now. Okay, don't much from here to be a bit lighter than go cheese You know cuz we don't need too much good. Go cheese You know she's on a diet or something like that like I don't know like she can't fit into her shoes Like who gets the shoes anyway like where'd she get her shoes from like like tiny shoes?

Incorporated like like what is this like like you can't have go cheese now cuz you can't fit into your shoes like how about this? How about this one? Where's some tissue boxes? Okay, that's more comfortable which is like I know I'm only getting paid 20% lighty. Okay So then to Rinda is walking and talking to herself. Yeah. She's like, hey, look at me, my new baby, I'm gonna get the flowers. I'm gonna get the flowers. She's like in her own version of Marvelous Miss Mazal.

I mean, I don't even know, I mean, like I don't even watch Marvelous Miss Mazal. I think I watched one episode, but I imagine it's about- But it's like the commercials for sure. Yeah, I just imagine like the rest of the episode, the rest of the series has been just for walking around the neighborhood being like, hi, I gotta get some flowers, because the rabbi's coming to dinner.

It's like, D'Avinda. Hey, this is Ray, they came to dinner, I think. So, you know, or John, it's John at the right time. I don't know. Can I have some flowers, please, thank you. Uh, every commercial of the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, there's at least one shot of Mrs. Maisel doing this. Yeah.

Which is very durinda walking around the neighborhood, just that like her hands are just smiling at the sky. Either way, I think we can all agree that this scene felt like Tony Shaloub was about to enter it, so. I'm trapped. I feel like that's every durinda scene. Like I would totally believe Tony Shalou walking in the any during the scene ever. Yeah, like every scene is like when she's moving out like he's one of the movers like hey and then like he moves out with the boxes and he comes back in and now he's the landlord like well we're gonna miss you around here. It's like wow Tony Shalue really doing all the roles. He's like yeah Tony Shalue can hack it. He's a Dorenda swing.

Yeah, I mean Tony Shalube and Lebanese. Hey, let's score one for the left, but not every actor can say that. I mean, especially not every Lebanese actor. I mean, I can't imagine if Marie Abraham walking to any scene. No, no, Tony Shalube. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Tony Shalube. And I can also imagine Durinda in any scene that was on wings. Totally, like, totally, if they did Wings again, Darynda could be that drunk lady that they are for. Yeah, Faye.

She could be, Darynda's like, Hey, if you guys, we got a new flight leaving. And then Roy is like, oh, this one. And then she can- And Tony Shilu's just like, Well, I fixed a plane, so. No, he didn't fix a plane.

I don't know what he did. That was Lloyd who did that. He was a customer. Hey Lloyd Where's your broken plane out there? We got people got to get to the end of the talk it, okay? Listen, just what I say to brothers. Don't fight. You know what your brothers. Hey, Chris the Bernard. How about this? How about you go off and sing a song with Peter Citerin instead, okay? How about you come off and sing a song with Peter Citerin instead, okay? Thank you, bye Crystal Bernard. Looks like everything is slightly annoyed but charming in. Happy go lucky Crystal Bernard. Yes Okay, so then we go she she goes in so this is the show of Dorenda being like I moved and no one will suit with her So she's just walking around her new neighborhood

talking to everybody. It's really cute. So she goes into the flower shop, and she's like, hi! I can't really, we can't come in here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey's like, okay, so did like 5,000 other people were in New York City. She's like 150,000 people live on this block, man. I know, like, there are 10,000 people who live above us and there are 30,000 people on a subway below us.

But I'm here. So then, so then we go back and Sonya is on this like in this like van thing. It's like a really fancy van They say it's like a shoot. It's like a movable office or whatever and she's like well This is the opposite of the jitney like no need to wear a diaper for this one. Okay. I'm gonna use this toilet This one has really and I'm gonna use it I'm sorry if I'm making noise and moving my mic around, because today I'm at a standing desk. What do you think of that?

Wow, that's very Kyle from Summer House. This is because I'm about to ask everybody I know for at least $10,000, it's like Kyle's. So let's see here. Yeah, so I know Ben you don't have a dog, but she is brushing her dog so inappropriately. It's like rough It's dog abuse watching her. She takes this brush and she's like

Brushing it backwards. You know what I mean? Like there's a way that you know, I know you gotta go with the green She's doing it and she's kind of hitting it with the brush and then Marley's like And then she's like oh, oh, those are big metal prongs on that brush I'm I haven't had time to look at Twitter, but I want to see if people are like that is dog abuse man Marley is like exodus Get it Bob Marley humor. So anyway, so yes, so she is destroying her dog she's destroying her dog in the van and

She's talking about Luan's house and saying she's like, whoa, I mean, Luan nearly get about everything to live in this hood. I mean a lot. And I mean, the new house is only a fifth of the size of what she wanted, so I can't wait to see it. Can't wait to see this shitty little round shed she has. Probably say that there's like, he goes everywhere knowing Luan. I just can't help but laugh.

Sonya is such a snob right now and I'm kind of loving. This is my favorite version of Sonya that we've had. It's like drunk sometimes but not drunk all the time and just like a snob like she used to be back when she first came on. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first on. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season.

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Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. Her first season. It's like we have we finally have achieved the proper balance and it's wonderful Yeah, I'm loving it with that big ol open flower on her on her chest. Yeah, exactly So meanwhile Dorenda still at the florist and she's still like all right you and I would like our relation dark Searchy kind of sexy flowers like any flowers. It looks like a penis like a big dark penis and big black penis. They're like How about a rose? Yeah. And I love her walking through there. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, you look like Tony.

You look like Tony. And of course he is, because he's like an old gay guy with like a really, really long, like crazy deadwood mustache. Yeah. And he's like, no. She's like, yeah, yeah, you must have to keep it away. Yeah. And so, and she's like, yeah, you must catch David away. Yeah, and so, and she's like, you know, one thing

that I love about my new neighborhood is that everything's accessible by foot. I can walk everywhere and see something. I mean, I can't believe it. Here I am in New York City, and I finally found a neighborhood. I could go to my foot. I'm like, I mean, have you seen every other neighborhood

in New York City? It's like literally the city. Yeah, it's called New York City? It's like literally the city. Yeah, it's called New York City. Yeah, yeah, you know what? It's going powering. In the morning, I feel emotional about it. It's called a hangover, okay?

We all have them every morning. So, then she keeps walking. Then she keeps going on. I'm like, can this be the whole episode? I know it keeps going like an Inaugurton But this is like bear for contest about during diversion. Yeah, she's like Another neighbor Yeah, I really like supporting me to the average me to teach Blake gets where I like Chee

Bonjour, yeah, so yeah So she goes up to the guy on the cheese store. She goes you are very lucky me He's already like at the shotgun. I'll be like, please don't rob me. I have a shotgun By the way, this man could also be played by Tony. She'll be two and three. No Tony. She was in every store in Durin He's the bomb on the sidewalk. He's at the Frommage air. He's at the liquor store. He's like driving the subway.

He's everywhere. It's like being John Melchovitch. She's like, you're very lucky. Yeah. She's like, me. She's lover. And like, he's moving in everywhere. And he's like, what do you, she asks what he recommends. And he's like what do you read she asked what he recommends and he's like would you like heart or soft?

And she's like depends on the light Tony salute. Are we talking? Are we talking wings amazing So she's like it's amazing you know 30 blacks down and four blacks over and everything's easy It's easy to get to Hannah. It's easy to get to Hannah, it's easy to get to John, it's easy to get to Bergdorf's. I'm like, I love that Bergdorf's ranks just as high as close and sacred family. Yeah, I know.

And you know John is thrilled that he beat Bergdorf's because he didn't see that one. Yeah, he was like, that was like the biggest shocker of the episode that John outranked Bergdorf's. Yeah, it was very, very exciting. It's like when Michael Phelps like won that medal by like 0.008th of a second. It's like, whoa, he did it. You're on that you placed. So then we watched Durinda Chu a buttery cheese. I'm like, why are we watching this? And why is everybody in the

country not watching? Yeah, exactly. I was like, why has this seen this? And why is everybody in the country not watching this? You know what I mean? I was like, why is this scene ending? I want to see you watch, try all the cheeses, and then I want to go join her, and then talk about the cheeses with her, and then be like, wow, isn't that Tony Shaloo back there? Yeah, I just like thinking of Duranda filming this, because she takes the little tiny ice cream spoon thing that they give you the taste ice cream,

and it gives you the cheese and she's like, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch that they give you the taste ice cream and it gives her the cheese and she's like I just imagine them stop like okay we got it and her being like nailed it. I hope you guys Tony great job. I really am gonna come in you know. I really am I really am let's say find you know the cheese shop which might happen but then and and I like how all the guys like well it's which made happen. But then, and I like how all the guys like, well, it's like 43% whole milk and there's buttery and it's French, it's French, you're like, I'm just French and it's French.

I don't know if that actually happened, but in my mind it happened. Like he just kept on saying French and he was so excited. Well she definitely keeps nodding to everything like really big. She does that nod where she's nodding so big. Her earrings are like hitting her in the face. You know,

I go during the during this trying to convince everybody that she's super happy. And I'm waiting for this facade to drop and hurt a threat number to somebody with a dinner knife because you know it's coming. Well, I think that is her version of happiness. I think like, yeah, being happy for Durinda is shopping for cheese during the day and cracking a glass on the table and putting in someone's face at night It's like a perfect day And he's gonna take that away from her not me So then we go over to back to Bethany and Tinzi walks into the restaurant Bethany is already eating

So she's ordered the food and just start eating the food waiting for Tinzi, you know Yeah, just so Bethany like we're not even waiting. And it's also so Bethany to go to a place called the Neha so she can order a skinny margarita. It's like, okay. It's like always there, that branding is always there. That you gotta keep that hustle girl. So, I mean, Tinsley really took a page at a Debbie Downer.

Like Debbie Downer, the very first classic Debbie Downer episode has this classic moment where Rachel Tratch just like, the results are in, like, what is, oh, she, oh, actually, then she saves up, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I was going to make a forced reference to Debbie Downer, the point is this, Tinsley walks in and is like, Oh Waaah Cuz Beth is like I was alright. I got you a vodka. Yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna have you want a vodka? I mean vodka's great You know I thought maybe it's a vodka day for you and she's like no I've been a grigio. Wow dog has cancer Oh, he's like my baby and Beth and he's

Beth me just like puts a chip in her mouth Yeah, sorry, you can see the guacamole in her mouth and the music is like Like it was literally peppy music I mean they just So then so then tens the moves on to more pressing matters which is that Sonia was yelling at her the other night. Oh my god that was so this is so good. So she's like yeah I'm so remoninin. It's not only I'm like we had girls nine and then it was weird because I was just saying like I'm 43 and you know this kid thing's

not going to happen for me and this soon you started yelling at me. Yeah, then we got to this flashback of this like Sonia Ramona and Tinsley all wasted at some place. And Sonia is like, I don't understand why she wants to be married with a kid and she thinks that's going to make her happy. And then I was like, well Sonia, you're's like, whoa, Sonya, you're fucking wrong. You're wrong, Sonya, you're so fucking wrong. And Sonya's like, stop encouraging her.

You're putting this in her head. You're like, Dale, putting unrealistic things in her head. She doesn't need a child. She doesn't need a hot sped. And Sonya's wasted in yelling. She just totally changes It's like she looks like Barbara Streisad just beating up James what's his face. She may. Yeah, that's a guy's name Berlin. I imagine that she hits him with a fly swat. Oh, I'll understand. She probably has a fly swat on every single room and

Tindy's like you know, she's like you're being like down. She's like And then Ramona's Ramona's's like, but she wants one. She wants a baby. She wants one. So here goes. Well, she thinks she wants one. That's why she's so fucked up. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

well, at least she's got her dog who doesn't have cancer. No. So then we cut back and Beth and he's like, uh, OK, so you're saying she wasn't being compassionate. She goes, yeah, she wasn't being compassionate. And you don't think, uh, you don't need a therapist, you need a friend, okay? You don't need a therapist. She goes, yeah, I don't need a therapist. She goes, actually, yeah, now that you said it, yeah, you need a therapist. Stop repeating me. I'm not giving you good advice. Okay, I won't stop repeating you because you don't give good advice. Step by, step by, little.

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so I didn't bring you my usual gift of a full diaper. So she's like, well, you know, and Luanne's like, well, great. I can't wait for the girls to drink and have a great time drinking. So she's like, well, you know, I just hope this goes okay this weekend because I don't want my home to be referred to as the berserksters. I want a classy place. Like the Eagles nest. Listen, you know, so much, you know, when I was in SAG Harbor, I was literally classy place like the Eagles nest listen You know so much you know when I was in Sag Harbors literally right on the street right on the street

Could you believe it like there were street walkers? There are people in the bushes. I mean here. I've got Eagles and California condors The ancient Dota bird it's back. I mean look right outside it's the Grand Canyon. It's a lake. Look there's Blithe d'Anne or with some wings on. So some you're like, oh you know me Lou, when I'm drinking it's really hard on me because I go hard but then when I'm not drinking I don't drink at all.

And Bethany said maybe I need to find a middle ground. And I'm like, hi, you understand that you're describing alcoholism, right? And Lou does. And Lou's like, well, you know, that's my problem. I mean, at first, I thought maybe it's just that I like drinking too hard and drinking too hard and drinking too hard. But then I remembered, then I realized slapping bacon really is addictive. You know what? I can be totally sober I saw a bike bike cop in the mall the

other day and I kicked his bike over and hit him with a whiffle have you seen these new bicycles they have these days they're just two wheels on his giant pod with a handle bar and they just ride around on them like that's not the bicycle I grew up on anyway I've sent the whole story to the eagle the other day he loved it so Sonya starts talking about Tinzean Ramon and her career crazy night out with them and with and talking about like the the dog who has the cancer and everything and then how she starts this she goes I mean Tensey was just being such a downer. She tells us her dog has cancer and the way I was like oh first the boyfriend now the dog I mean really and then

we see another flashback to this crazy night like I don't understand why we're getting some shorter season but they keep on flashing back to these amazing things like the charity thing were remodeled, during the, and now this crazy night that they had, like if you're not gonna give us a full long season, then like super size of these episodes, I'd be down with it, because they are so good. So, Sonia, so we see this flashback, and Sonia is like drunk with Ramona,

and she's like, you know, I married my husband, because I wanted to be with my husband. I wanted to be selfish, I want to be with my husband. And she's like, come back to me when you're 43 with no kid. Sonya saying, so I think what Sonya is trying to say is you're not supposed to just want a husband. You're supposed to fall in love and then want to be married to that person because you fell in love with him. But it's Sonya saying it. And so she, how she says it, she's like, well, I met my first husband.

I wasn't just worried about having a baby. I was just looking for love. My husband, that 90-year-old fragile billionaire that fell one time into force me. I mean, that was true love. This is what you need to look for, Dan. All I wanted was love and maybe access to the Morgan family crest for a slipper. That's all. And then and then not realizing what a hypocrite she's being at all. She goes,

yeah, she just wants to be married and have a kid. Well, I didn't want to be married. Who wants to be married? Do you want a handbag? Get a handbag. He wants shoes. Get some shoes. I mean, how many women get married and have children and are miserable? A woman is like, okay, fair enough. You know, Sonia, get a handbag, get some shoes. You got that because you got a husband who picked you out of the hostess stand, with the chip riannis or whatever. Last time I checked, there was a story called Babies called babies are Russ so uh hello that's where you buy them. So um so Ramona comes in and joins Bethany and Tinsley at launch Ramona's like whoa hello whoa Tinsley give you a kiss first because you're the closest whoa okay I don't know why I wrote that down I just like I just like

the way Ramona's like announces her kissing order. Yeah good to kitchen now. she's gonna, and she narrowates her whole time here today. Because Bethany's like, where you want to sit here? Where, yeah, how are you? How are you? How are you? I'm like, that's the one I'm almost mad at. What's going on? I'm like, I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral.

I'm like, I'm not wide enough. I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral.

I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. I'm like, I'm a fast, very neutral. Okay, you know, I like that. I can't. That's a new neutral pleapolizing. And that Ramona's like, whoa, did you catch? Well, what happened? She's like, look, I ordered for you. I got you a spicy margarita and I got water in a wine glass. So there you go. Ramona's like, oh, we're drinking. We're drinking it. Lunch. Really? I mean, I guess we have to go all the way up states. I guess we got a drink. Don't say I said that, aye? So she's like, okay, you're bathing, I got something to say to you, okay? But you know what, like, I'm going to preface it, I'm going to preface it with this, okay?

The other day I was going to what's it called? trunk house, trunk house, blooming, blooming trunks, whatever it's called, Barbara, whatever. So it's going with Barbara and she said, you know what, Ramona? I realized you're like a bull in a china shop and I was like, why would a bull be shopping for China? This most ridiculous thing I ever heard. I hate your face, look like re-remedy, you're not as funny. Okay? Get out of here with your bulls, okay? Hey,

I'm so sorry, it's not Butterfingers to buy for you in here, okay, Gooney? That's the way it is, okay? And she told me you got to work on your to live some working on me Cliffrey and I just want you to know I don't want you to get mad say something to you right now That's say something to you right now. Okay, just no, this doesn't go right. It's because I listen to a woman who looks like a baseball Mitt okay Right when Ramona announces that she doesn't want to make Bethany mad they start playing Ramona bassoon music It's like Burlis

I don't know it's like And that thing's like ah let me stretch gotta get stretched that ready for this bullshit I don't know when you were a kid. Did you ever listen to Peter in the wolf? Remember that for it. Yeah, that's why I always named their instrument I don't know when you were a kid did you ever listen to Peter in the wolf remember that thing? Of course. Yeah, that's why I always named their instrument Yeah, it's totally like you know each animal like that's like eaten by the wolf eat my path Yeah, it's like has its own instrument. It's like thermal Except in our version all the animals eat the wolf

So yeah, exactly It's like there's a wolf at here. It's like, ta-ta-ta-ta the second the barber cover up a mid-dress Just remember it's not delivery to join up, okay No, you're gonna walk away. Why? No, you got a lot of problems No, you're very busy and that's good thing. Okay, that's good thing that you busy, okay? And that's he's like ah Okay, what's the matter? What happening oh I say I want to um watch it on you go we were waiting outside no no no no I was like in normal way go out of

the screen all right you look great bad for me thanks so go out of your mouth out why so just Why? So, just feel light Yeah for morning island and not like a noise island that's like three while island you have been there that's the oil in the

urine okay? Someone sent me a text from Victoria's secret and they said do you with air? I know that you went there I know that you went there that's okay

very proud of you would it be good you could have come for five minutes that's all sent you with it? I know that you went there, I know that you went there. That's okay, very proud of you. Would it be good? You could have come for five minutes. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. Okay, that's it.

That's it. That's it. I just sat in there. Wish you could have missed the red carpet for a much larger, more significant event to come to the shitty Halloween party that the WAN made us all go to. That's all. That's all I'm trying to say. That's all I'm trying to say.

I love you. And we're done with this. And here I'm going gonna chose to you right now because we resolve it cuz I said it, okay? My god, bye-bye bride. Am I right? I'm by the bird. Hey, so Beth things like all right, I give her an R for reach So Beth things like I'm never gonna lie to you Ramona. I'm gonna say and I get it. I get it Seen I get it get it. I understand you don't have to say anything else like I'm gonna respond to that No, you know back to totally get back me. I'll stand you clearly understand that there's no reason to talk about it any Wow, okay, I'm just gonna sit here and read a book in the corner so you feel better, okay? Thanks So Bethany goes under her thing she's like, you know, I'm sorry to make it

You know, I didn't have to say I didn't even say it to you have to probably ask anybody add one frickin left You know why cuz I'll be told into and that's why I listen to that Abby alright, you know, I'm trying to fit 25 pounds of shit in a five pound bag. I mean look. It's about bread I'm a mother it's a bad friend. I'm a mother. Yeah, I'm a mother like you know I just want to spend more time with brin Okay, and the wands asked me to come out at 11. You know what? I don't go out to anyone. I don't see anyone at 11, okay? I don't see Madonna. I don't see Justin Timberlake,

because you know, they both asked me personally, and I didn't go. I'm like, why, why you doing it at 11? How about this? How about this? Why, why don't you tell me at 1 p.m.? Okay, that way I can stand you up at 1 p.m. instead of 11 o'clock.

You know, it's really hard to stand so about at 11 o'clock. It's much easier for me to do it early than that. Okay, like I can't. Yeah, and then I hear she tells Jorinda that I'm just going to have to watch my kids sleep. And that's when he tells us fuck off. It doesn't matter if I'm with a squat crack.

All right. When I left, you turned into a pumpkin and I left. That's it. And so her mom is like, Oh, the wind. And that's a different story. You want to talk about a bull and trying to shop, give it a microphone. Whoa. Well, she thinks that she's the queen now.

Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. But the day class said you're not the queen. Okay okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but the day class said you're not the queen, okay? There's a United States of America. No queens here, okay? I can't, fine, you can have it.

You're more famous in me, you hate to amtons, my God, swim's over the top. So, Tim's he's like, if you didn't help her, she wouldn't be in a very good situation right now. She's still be living in a square house. And I was like, you know what? With the wind? She thinks she's on this high horse.

Guess what? It's a camel and it's about to throw her off. Okay? She's all like, oh, I'm at Cabri? Straw! I'm at Cabri? Straw! I mean, how could someone be a star of a wine?

I don't get it just because you have Cabri right? No, Ramona, that's Cabri, not Cabri. Oh! Oh! Okay, so let's make that... Thearet not cabaret oh oh okay the way that remonna just tears in the camera like she's one point just because she said caparet star nine times she's like I guess like she sure told the man so then back at the house the man is showing Sony the house and stuff so she's like oh look there's the guest suite where I'm gonna put bar bra

And Sony's like, oh, I have one of these chairs to you. Yeah, this is where I put an intern. Okay, let me show you around Get it because I got a roundhouse. Yes, yeah Make the world go round Sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're an eagle, but the world goes round Sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're an eagle but the world goes round Money makes the world go round the world go round the world go round Money makes the world go round I make a lot of money Because I'm a cabaret cabaret cabaret cabaret cabaret cabaret cabaret cabaret So then back with the girls Bethany's like and so on you said she was in a bad mood and said something about you like

You said something like you want a kid, you don't have a husband, you're dying alone, dog gets cancer, I don't know any of that, any of that sound familiar to you, Tinsley. And she's like, is hard because you guys are all married and you've had children. Like, I feel like I'm gonna quit this old woman. I haven't done something I can be proud of in the end. And I love that nobody bothered to mention the circus. Yeah, I know. That thing is like, well, do you want to have a kid? I just like feel like you should have a kid.

She's like, um, I've been programmed as a woman to think that this is what I want. And me. So no, you don't want to have a kid. Yeah, it's like, I've been programmed by my mother and my life. Yeah. They're like, uh, that's a bad thing. She's like, no. But I'm pretty sure I want to be a

mother because I know that when I had been a mother to my Chihuahua's, I'd be the most loving mother of all time. Yeah, dogs like, please set us free. Please, please, please. Well, feel like, please, just for one day before we go, could you take the sweater on? Oh, I had. God, you know, we're so much more vile on this Oh, I hid. God, you know, we're so much more vile on this show. I think because the ladies are so much more vile. I know. I'm making dead dogs.

I almost made a cancer joke. And I was like, I got to draw the line. I can't make a dog cancer joke. I can't. I still have a portrait in my apartment of Zena, my dog vorpular, and I pass it every day. And I say, Zena, I will never make dead dog jokes again Then here are the stupid podcast ruining my own life

So Tim's is like trying to say things the sound empowered, but every time she tries to say something He's woman just like pile on her. It's hilarious. She's like, you know what for the first of my life I like don't want to date right now I want to just be single because I go from relationship to relationship So I just want to have some time for me and they're like no, you can't do that. You can't wait get wait I'm supposed to be a power now Like how are you gonna how are you supposed to find a man have a baby listen? You're running out of time Jack, okay? You hear that nice

We just do different like panels across the screen of her ovaries B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- You gotta get it inside you immediately. Okay, okay, okay, guess what does a guy does a guy right over there by the corner He's not wearing okay, you gotta get him. Okay. Oh, oh, God. He got through he got through the perimeter Okay, we lost him we lost him But he left this little hard drive. Okay, we could track him with that Mmm, so weird we were looking inside you we were doing scams on you after that attack and it's weird that the terrorists all they really did was Turn your ovaries into a little baby Jessica Tandys So crazy, I've never heard of a pack like that All they really did was turn your ovaries into a little baby Jessica Tandys So crazy I've never heard of a pack like that. Oh, okay, it's in my work. You got an egg that's coming down the philopeon tube Okay, we got it got some sperm right away. We have to do this right now this we got this right now. Okay, Tindy

Okay, I got it. I got this from it's too late lost the egg Her monos like you know what you're just gonna have to have a baby without the man I mean, I know you don't want to, but you can't have it all. You can drool, drool, you can't have it all. Just can't. Yeah, and then, by the way, also Bethany, really, she goes, no, I don't envy this decision, to be honest. I don't. I really must suck to be you.

And I'm someone who's in a terrible, terrible custody battle. That's been going on for like 10 years now. It must really suck to be you really must So different one it goes sometimes got to be very booty Toot it be booted, okay, so tins is like it's like but like But like how do we have it on my own like whose firm is it gonna be like what how do I know and basically? Yeah, just get the best for you can get okay. He can speak Spanish. He can speak Latin I'm like just t Tinsy's look.

She gets the sperm of someone who speaks Latin fluently, a dead language. Oh, no, my baby speaks a dead language. It's hard to conjugate. Oh, she's listening to literally to Bethany. Bethany's like, all right, you can get a doctor. Latin, you want a Chihuahua? I mean, come on. It's called the Olive Garden baby.

She's gonna come out with a little Latin Chihuahua baby doctor. I know. That speaks in legal ease. But this is what Bethany told me in the morning! All he says is, et cetera. So, anyways, they're like, okay, you know what? You know what? Tinsley, he's like, we're gonna do, we're gonna give you four weeks to be single, and then after four weeks, we're gonna revisit this and get you in seminary. Okay.

That means for four weeks, can't talk about this. Okay. So they start talking, they're gonna go on a trip to Miami, which isn't as exciting, but the way I can't really leave the country at the moment. This is like the Winterissa, Winterissa, due to guys was having legal problems and they had to do vacation, also in Florida. I've got like an Airbnb, like a time share in like, like, Port-Saint-Lisear or something.

And so, Rumeau is like, look, found this house to break. So she's showing him this like all White House and Bethany just goes, I don like yeah. And so, Rumeau is like, look, found this house to rent. So she's showing him this like all white house and Bethany just goes, I don't care. Like a gentleman, like I don't care. I don't care. I genuinely don't care. Seriously, I don't care.

Wherever, whatever. Tell me where to be. Yeah, miss I don't care. Miss I'm not coming if I don't get to Rumeau on. Yeah, exactly. And by the way, why did they send, they went to Miami a few seasons ago. So why don't they send them some place like New Orleans or, I don't know, I just feel like there are other exotic and interesting places they could go to.

So I sent them to Opaso. Okay. Yeah. I sent them somewhere we're gonna see some real funny shit. Yeah, exactly. So anyways. So I have to walk through a Walmart. You know, like that would be fine.

This locked them in a Walmart for three days. I would love that. I would love that. I would love that. I mean, it was so fun when Bethany and Dorenda went to Home Good. So like, let's, let's take in some place that the people go to, okay? Yeah. So Ramona's like, whoa, Mario might come or that.

Or she says them like, maybe like Mario's going to come with a house or something like that. Bethany's like, like, what's going on here? Like, what's going on with this? Like, you with them and that? Like, what's going on with it? It's just, it's a little crazy. She's like, you, you've been like, I even have sex with him? Like, what's going on? Like like you with them and not like what's going on with it? It's just like a little crazy. She's like you you've been like I even have sex with him like what's going on?

Like you see I don't want to talk about it. Well, I don't want to talk about it You know what I'm saying me I haven't seen him naked in three years Which I thought was a very interesting way to phrase that so I'm like so you guys probably are hooking up Yeah, it was just through the zipper or something. Yeah I'm like, so you guys probably are hooking up. Yeah, it was just through the zipper or something. Yeah. And she goes, yeah, we haven't had sex for three years. It was good buy sex, whatever you call it.

So long, farewell. Mario says, good boy, okay? So Lewis cooking whilst Sony is doing her makeup. And we want, and I was like, Sony, are you okay in there? I mean, there's broccoli. Oh, it's the fire out here. It's just so different. Oh, my goodness. Broccoli. I mean, there's broccoli. Oh, it's the fire out here. It's just so different. Oh, my goodness.

Broccoli. Have you ever made broccoli while an eagle watches? It's difficult. Have you ever tried to make broccoli in a roundhouse? Circle in a circle. It turns out water boils in a very different way. It must be the altitude or the roundness of the house, just makes those water molecules swirl around

So then speak a lie and flib in my backyard something to do with the weather Oh, so now will you check the door looks like an actual piece of broccoli has arrived. Oh, it's Barbara. Hi, Barbara She's wearing an Oscar the grouch jacket fucking Barbara is helpless, okay? She really is I'm coming, gabs. There. And she brings in like nine bags of hammers or something. I know, they don't even bother to show what she has. I know.

And she's like, his house. It's like a George Jetson bubble. I feel like I'm in a boat watching, watching the Jetsons, but from the inside of the Jetsons So the man's like well tonight we're gonna like chill girls and Sony's like I want champagne It's like Sonya is as insensitive as possible, you know, and so then something's like um Barbara. Who are you at Halloween again? That one She's like oh I was I was, I was slashed. I felt comfortable with that.

I felt really comfortable with that. It was a second skin. I got the flat out. What was slashed? So, and he was like, for skin. Ah. Ah. Oh, God.

So then they all go into town of the table. Luann has like the most aggressive aloe plant on her table because this entire scene, there's like spikes of aloe in front of all their faces. Did you notice that? Yeah, Luan has got every plant that does not require a lot of maintenance. I'm sorry. But I could also hopefully impale

that's an end of that if need be. Yes, you can actually kind of run into Ramona and have her hidden, you know, an inner of that. If need be. Yes. You can actually kind of run into Ramona and have her hit and knock right into that. Yeah, it's just like, meet Luah. Anyway, how is Halloween for you guys? It wasn't a great at my show. And so they're all just asking. They jump right on her.

Yeah, Barbara's like, where were you that all night? And so, and she was like, oh, she was in the suite getting ready. Like a star dies. But you never came down, not even one time. All the girls were upset. And so I was like, oh, okay. So now I'm getting down to the non-one-one. Like, I'm not. It's like that, Mary J. Blige album. What's the non-one-one? Am I right, everyone?

Blue-Anne doesn't understand why the police keeps showing up in their house. I've already paid my dues. Now, why is it any time I want some gossip? First responder arrives, I don't need that. She picks up to fund 1,911. Can I have the number for human resources? I'm the police department, please. Oh, I can't wait to tell someone about this eagle that landed there. Hello.

Hi, I'm here to report an eagle. What he made you emergency services? I'm here to gas. The form was a strange one. And Vars like, well, we're concerned that you think you've used Cabaret's dog erased on now You're not gonna be friends with any of us anymore and the way I was like oh come on I came down I was hiking out with you don't you remember when we had those jokes and conversations about things that happened and said and like Like no, oh Well, I was rehearsing with the dancers. I

Oh, no you didn't. Well, I was rehearsing with the dancers. I... Turns out the box step is really a very nuanced thing, and it becomes much more difficult when you live in a round house. I mean, boxes, circles, what's a woman to do? So, he's like, you were not rehearsing with the dancers, Lou, and you couldn't even say how to bath and eat. It's like, oh, well, bath and you could have stayed ten more minutes, I mean. Come on! She has a daughter.

And you said, when are you gonna go home and watch her sleep? Who says that, Lewand? And the one's like, oh, I don't remember that. I don't know. It's hard to remember when you're the star of a show. So much to take in. Every time the lights blare into my face, glare into my face, that spotlight comes on it.

All those melts away, Married. So then the man's like, oh man, what's the big deal? I said she should, I said she's gonna go open watcher, kid, sleep. I mean, it's nothing compared to what she said about me. And then we see a montage,

I bet that me like, you're a slut, you're a liar, a hypocrite, you're a snake, you're a born liar, you can die a lie, I hate you, a piece of dope, you're a stupid shit. And like, if you ever see an eagle in your house and stay out of your e-ribe all that because I want to show you you the hate you a piece of dirt your stupid shit and like if you have a

See an eagle in your house and stay out of your e-ribe all that because I want to share you say so much every eagle hates you okay? I like the clip we're about things like she stands up with the reading and she's like and you state your sorry for saying I'm a liar because Say you're sorry for saying I was with a married man while I was in his house and the man goes well He was married and you were married you are a horrible person so Luan back to the table Luan's like I can't believe this like oh on stage I'm performing it's a big night and my friends can't wait 15 minutes. Oh, it's not just like a break. Give me a break. Give me a piece of that eagle bar, and it's for you, Eagle Faire.

That's for you. So you're just gonna have like a big celebrity. Now she's a big celebrity. And she's like, by the way, you're sitting here at my house right now, eating my food at my table. So you better watch yourself, girlfriend! Or you're gonna, this broccoli is gonna see you out, aren't you broccoli? Well, you're pointing at me!

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there, Barbara. I thought you were the fresh produce I got on Instacart. I mean, Barbara, let's just admit it. If anyone at this table is cruciferous, it's you. Your little brassicas. So he was like, listen, I'm as agitarious, I tell the truth. Well, here's the truth. You live in a square house. So you're very...

7L, is that what they say? Those who live in square houses shouldn't throw stones into a corner. Those who live in square houses shouldn't put towels on their windows. Am I right, broccoli? Oh, it's so great to be a guest star on Vegetales. Well, I might be out with the dogs, but at least I'm truthful. She's like truthful. What about having my back once in a while? That would be great, Sonya. And then Liu, of course, reads this situation for what it is. She's like, I love Sonya. I mean, she gives me warning about what's coming at me, but I have to wonder... If she was more a part of those conversations, then she's letting on. I mean, I could just talk about this in circles and circles, mainly because I live in a roundhouse. Anyway, she's like, listen, it was a very big party, and it was a fabulous party.

Absolutely fabulous. And she's like, you forgot, you go friends, and you almost touched the margoladas. I was performing, probably it's a gash, you listen to sound. I was in the zone. Listen, it was a fabulous party. It's a fabulous party. It's a fabulous party. Look fabulous party look your grown women you could take care of yourselves and so I said what that was the point We were taking care of ourselves We put more time into our costumes than she put into singer songs that night

She as well. They just think that you think that you're such a big star. She's well I'm not gonna apologize for being a cabaret star Not gonna apologize for having tens of people in my lines to see me in my cabaret or As you guys, but you don't say you definitely could have waited you say thank you for coming and Barbara's like It doesn't like confrontation. She didn't hear what you're trying to say was like, Lee doesn't like confrontation. She didn't hear what you're trying to say. Knock, knock! Shut up, broccoli. So then, Lee has got it, right? She's like, well, I hope they're not coming up here to

gang up on me. I mean, this is my happy place. Don't destroy my happy place, broccoli. And she's like, no, no, they're definitely not coming up here to gang up on you. They're coming up here to gang up on you. They're coming up here to gang up on her. And so he's like, well, just don't be on your high horse, okay? You treat Bethany like a fan. She's, I'm not treating her like a fan. I'm treating her like a friend who was good to me when I was down. And now I want her to share in my happiness, nothing I'm up.

And so he's like, perfect, that's how we'll spin it. We'll remonaise it, put it in the package, and be done with it. Great. Now let's take this selfie and you can be on your way. No, you're doing it again. Not a fan. So meanwhile, back in the car.

So it's the next morning, next day. So it's not the car at all this the next morning next day so it's not the car at all It's the next day and Dyrinda and Bethany and Tinsley are walking to Bethany is like SUV Because and Albi's holding an umbrella over them and it was so funny because like basically Dyrinda and Bethany are under the umbrella and Tinsley's like on the fringes trying to get under it I don't know if you know she's like They're like not letting you run to the umbrella. So they're like all getting, and then they get to the car. Beth, it just goes, get in.

The Abra Vodka, Ram. I can't even name Likers right now. She goes, I brought Vodka, wine, tequila. A new liquor called, Lui Ann, you should drink this, it's really good. And... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She goes into that store at John Adler. See a later design, see a later decorator. Yeah, it's where Duret also, it's where Duret, and I feel like it was like Duret Kyle and someone else went in for a gift for Denise Richards.

They go on every Bravo show to John Adler's store. I mean, this has been on so many Bravo shows. So she, Ramona, Ramona goes in, and the lady, poor lady, doesn't even have time to sell Ramona on anything because Ramona's like, oh, what's your name have time to sell Ramona on anything because Ramona is like, hello What's your name? My name is Ramona. Whoa, I'm cold

Lovely to meet you. This is my girlfriend's house. So I need something cute. Whoa, she would love this cool She would love this coast because this has caught oh, I get it. That was his tail It's like she never shuts up. Yeah. Well, make sure you lock down all your merchandise because I've been told I'm like a bull in a Jonathan Adder shop. Okay Heck, but this you know it's always nice to bring something as a housewoman gift Especially if you're going to be late like I'll be So then back at loose. She's trying on different crazy statement necklaces. Yeah.

Or just pieces. I mean, they're basically chest plates at this point. I know. They are ginormous. And she's like, well, I'm trying to figure out what necklaces I'm going to wear. From my collection. Totally natural, you know, singing cabaret songs to statement necklaces. I mean, it's the perfect regression of life. Yeah. Well, I feel like the women have an agenda, sort of like how I've a playlist at my shows that I'm the star of.

I feel the wind coming down the Hudson River and the wind is blowing very strong and very fast. And occasionally it slows down and then occasionally there's some drizzle and I put my hand out I'm like oh it's raining again but then the sun comes out I go the rain stop but then it gets wet here comes another cloud like Luan we get how weather works anyway I'm gonna get killed you know it's like I told Toledo oh man river that old man river he don't stop swimming he just gives running oh man river that old she went stop swimming. He just keeps running. Oh man, river. Not over. She went It's like the most inappropriate song ever. I'm looking at the river and I I see it from afar I could sense it here they come here they come to start fights with me

Oh, we know it's actually just an eagle an eagle just to a cross-filter. Oh, it had landed in my roundhouse. Well, welcome back to the nest so Oh, it had landed in my round house. Well, welcome back to the nest. So let's see. So then we see Liu doing photo shoot for her statement necklaces. And she looks at the photos that the guy's taking on his camera. And she's like, oh, well, I need to put my chin up. I need to put my chin down.

I need to, oh, don't like the hair, Kathy. You have to drag me darling. You have to drag me. You take wonderful photos. And by wonderful, I mean, they're a crop crop but they're wonderful for a non-star. Oh, you have to drag me and I don't don't like that Mary Mary what's up with there? I mean a turban a turban Tell this man. He's not getting his worthers original until I look fabulous So then some years looking to necklaces and's like oh, I love them. I love them. I love them now look

I love the man. I'm so proud of her for having a business, but You can't say cabaret around the car Cabaret is a trigger word And then immediately it merely be cut back to Albi's car I'm bethine is like okay, how many times will capere be said? Okay, this is a fun game. This is a fun game. Okay, it's like a skinny game. Okay, how many times say capere? Tim's like that'll be a drinking game. I'm like, that's really great launching a drinking game At a super person's house So New York. Yeah, I'm bethine is like well being rehab. Ha ha get it

So I'm during this like here. How about every time we we she said Cat's right. We take up a piece of clothing and she's like, when danger of alcohol poisoning or hypothermia, I'm their way. I'm not gonna have a baby. So meanwhile on on top design down in Manhattan, Ramona still in in Jonathan Adler, and then she finds some candlesticks, just whoa, those candlesticks are pretty cool. I mean, whoa, that's what I have in my apartment. I've got three candlesticks, one, two, three. That makes three candlesticks.

It's great about them, they go with any decor. A neutral decor, a stupid decor, or whatever the wind's gotta have. So it's probably slutty and drunk. It'd be perfect for it. Keep going. Green decor, keep going to blue decor.

Three is the perfect number. I'll take two. I'll take two. I'll take two. Wands, not a three candlesticks sort of friend, okay? I'm gonna say the other candlesticks for Jill Ziren. There's so not Lou Erin candlesticks. I mean, they're ultra modern like, like,

metal spikes with holes. I mean, there's, it's so funny. So then Barbara back to Barbara. The girl, she's, she's talking to Sonia about when she got her boobs because Sonia's like, oh my God, boobs. So Barbara's like, yeah, when I was a young girl, you know, went to the locker rooms, she goes, you got beat up. We can see the scars are still very present on your face. No, I never got beat up at all. What was happening was they started touching my boobs because that was the first girl who got boobs. And so he goes You got boobs So he's like mm-hmm. I know what it's like because I got boobs to you and they would beat me And my favorite move was to take them by the head and smash them into the the hair dryer Smash them into the hair dryer

Like you did that she's like oh, yeah, yeah, I love doing that anyway You did that she's like, oh yeah, yeah, I love doing that anyway So now back in the car back in the car my favorite thing They're driving Dorenda looks out the window at the scene arranged goes, oh look at that old Victor look at that old Victorian She was yeah, you know what yes, huh? Because that's where Indians used to away, I can't say the word Indians, like getting trouble and Beth and he goes, yeah, Dennis would say the wrong thing all this time too.

He would say Oriental and drink it's like, and you got that bad. But like, he's saying, midget here today and Hala almost poked my eye out. They had to bleep that out. I was like, I was like, whoa, I didn't know had become as believable. Well, it's like talking to your parents is so funny.

She almost poked my eye at I'm bathing us. What's the worth that what are you supposed to say? In terms of us short people. Haunted. Vertically challenged. I think it's dwarf. Ah, dwarf. Nah, I think that's bad too, now.

In terms of us. Little people. And I think that's, nah, that seems pretty bad too. I'm just like, I don't know. Bethy goes, you know what? Just don't speak. Yeah, just like, I know. Hey, I'm gonna look at the haunted houses

by the side of that seconic freeway. Hmm, look at that. Hey, is that the ghost of Tony Shaloub? So, they finally arrive and Bethy's like, oh my god, it is around house. Who does that? I mean, well, hey, hey, where's my new hat? Where's my new hat? I don't know. I'm excited about it, but I am okay. Where is it? Where's my photo? And so yeah, she's got a big hat and I'm saying oh I'm like a cowboy bath and eight. I wanted to wear a reason or I wanted to reason to wear this hat to here

I am I wanted to wear it when no one would ever see me wearing it. Okay, in this shitty little remote house that you could call a bungalow, but that's a disrespect to all bungalows. Okay. That's why I'm wearing it. And basically, basically, all the ladies look around at this house. Like, this is a small house. Like, this is tiny, like they're all giving it kind of a shady look. And they were I'm like, well, what can I help?

Look at this. Look at this view of my ride. I mean, we're a little late for fall foliage, but not too late for an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, the eagle. Yeah, and Beth, he's like, this is charming. I saw the pictures of the $5 million house and then the $6 million house. And that was ridiculous. But this is manageable because it's a bungalow. And Dern does like, eh, you know, it seems a little isolating and isolated.

Like, I'm just saying that if I was trying not to drink, this is our place to be driving the drink. Also, I'm pretty sure it's haunted. It's haunted with little people So Daren does like yeah, you know what if you can Simon the boom box what is this place right Barbara and Barbara's like yeah, but you know This one's on the water God, I love their shade with each other. They're real estate shade. Exactly. I mean, it's by the way. It's a beautiful view It's really as beautiful it looks small, but it's a beautiful view Yeah, so then Bethan is getting the tour and she sees the guest suite, which is like a bed, but it has like a

little kitchen and Bethan is like, it's like the first time she's ever seen anything that even looks like a studio apartment. I mean, it's like a kitchen and a bedroom. I mean, you can shit and cook those who play at the same time. I mean, like you can be sitting at the time. I think you can go and like like flip a novel like you can wash your hands in the kitchen sink and then over in the bed in the bed Be in the bed you can begin like you could you could touch a pillow. I touch a spatula. It's like Her head just exploded Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it would be living out here. Like, does anything that ever made me not want to have a baby? It was this house. So Lou is like, well, I think they love it.

So, and it's like, well, girls, we beat Lou up a little bit last night for not being available to us. But, you know, she's been busy doing this and but things like what are you a spokesperson? What the hell? Where you telling us any of this? Yeah, so I go well, maybe I am a spokesperson Like this is the greatest thing I've ever heard since I heard there's a kitchenette in a bedroom. I mean So then so then they start talking about Ramona. Like, where's Ramona? Like, because they're like, well, you know, she's at her birthday luncheon because we forgot

that Ramona was having lunch with all her real friends. And so they were like, and so at the Sonya was like, oh, she's got a table that goes from here all the way across the house and they're like, well, how do you know that? She's like, it was on her IG. So they pull up Ramona's birthday party IG. And it's like Ramona at ScarPada. And she's like, Hi, I'm Ramona Singer.

And I'm in love celebrating my birthday, okay? And this is the first day we're gonna be celebrating all month long. Happy birthday to me and to all my girlfriends. He's just holding a cake really awkwardly. I'm gonna moan out. Well, happy birthday to me. Well, I'm gonna cry.

I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. It reminds me of this one time when I was a little girl and I was like, it's my birthday. And Geraldine Parsmith was like, no what? No one cares about your birthday. You're gonna be ageless because no one's gonna ever celebrate your birthday to this day of an ageless and I cry on my birthday, okay?

So Sonia's still really mad about this birthday thing. She's like, well, let's see who shows it for her when she's old, those friends certainly won't. Which I'm so sure Bethany's gonna be like, Ramana, yeah, we haven't been the show for about 20 years. Just wanted to check in on you. It's gonna be like the end of Jeff Becomes her. So then, yeah, totally.

So remember when you head on a staircase. Okay, I guess I'm stuck with you over here. Huh? Juzy about it also. Okay. So the man's like, All right, ladies, well tonight, there's a woman named Margarita who plays

the keyboard and she's 80, so she gets what she's doing and it's fantastic. That's why I told you to bring sparkly things and feathers. And so she's going to make them go to a cabaret out here. Yeah. And by the way, Bethany was like so, she's so demanded all the time. It's hilarious because when they start asking about dinner and they're like, they're like, okay, where you go to Ryan back for dinner? She's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's chill out it's all upstate in New York No so uh she's taking them to this fucking cap rate and Beth is like is it okay to say I don't want to do that Sound ridiculous and surrender goes really make heavenly null about your experience and now he's intriguing He'll never leave it no way now

I feel like I'm looking at Luann in the future with this lady like Man, they can't buy you class Is that there anyone out there? Hello, Rayn Beck And that is such a good view of her future. It was actually hilarious when to rent a dude that it was so shady and so mean, but so hilarious So then they're talking about So hilarious. So then they're talking about, uh, uh, tunely tries to read the reading. But before the tinsley thing, did you notice the part where Luanne brings out a whole bunch of like sparkly,

like blazers and stuff that they can't wear to cabaret? And so on, yeah. So I need to give her a solid and it's like, also Luanne has signature necklace is that could sparkle up anything. It's like, thanks for the commercials. So yeah. So then, uh, they're anything. It's like thanks for the commercials, Sonya. So then they're eating, it's a little later and they're eating, and Tensley's like,

Tensley's basically like, well, oh Barbara, I haven't seen you in forever, but I did see Sonya the other night. And Sonya's like, oh yeah, for a fun girl's night. Well, I'm sorry, my dog got cancer, my relationship broke up and I'm 43 and I'm feeling sad Momely So I was like well, I was rude and she was her, you know, you know, I'm tensed you gotta just have to live in the moment, you know We work hard to be together and remember together. You just have to compartmentalize and I just didn't have the strength for the boyfriend and the baby story again She's like um thanks. Oh,ia, but that's not a sob story.

That's literally my life. Oh, by the way, yeah, your life is a sob story. So then Barb's like, well, last night we had a lot of fun doing what girls do talking about things girls talk about, you know, hammers and broccoli and hamm You know, and broccoli. And hammers that look like broccoli. And the way I was like, oh, and sex. And the way I was like, oh, the liquid, the liquid.

I was like, I don't think I talk about like some like, lubricant or whatever. Yeah. They're talking about being sexually fluid. Yeah. They're saying gender liquid. But I was like, yeah, we were talking about gender and the ghost, gender liquid. And then so we see a clip of Sonya and she goes, no, Barbara, just because you've been

with a girl, that doesn't make you bisexual, you're gender liquid. You're liquid. And Barbara goes, I thought I was bisexual, but I guess I'm gender liquid. Look, I'll take whatever comes at me as long as it's hot Yeah, that's the jellyfish So, so then We also learned that she was in a relationship with a lady for a year Which could have been interesting, but it's Barbara. So I'm really careful

So I'm definitely just list all the lady to have made out with other people and she's like let's face it We're all like dental floss away from being a lesbian like who cares? We're and we're as close to being a lesbian as someone in Louis and guest room is from touching a stove. Am I right? Am I right call back? So the way I'm like wow, I was shocked. I mean, I'm open. Oh, shock! Bobra, a woman, and a woman. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I know we're living in the future. What with my George Jensen house, but this is wage advance for me. Women having sex with other women. What? What a life am I right? Hey, new topic. So what do you guys think? Think I landed on my feet? Huh?

Do I sort of have the appearance of an eagle that just flew around the Hudson River and landed right there on my outdoor area spot. I'm about to say absolutely. And Louis just waiting for them to yell at her. She is like, and she keeps giving them a chance and they don't do it. So she's like, well, I mean, the view is a little cloudy. She keeps apologizing for everything. She's like, it's a little cloudy, but she goes, oh yeah, you love a view. And she's like, yeah, and I'm, you know, I'm getting ready for my

Christmas show and Tinsley keeps drinking. And, and, and Louanne is good. She doesn't say capray. She just keeps saying her show because Sony has warned her, but Tinsley keeps drinking anyway. Every time she talks about it. And Louanne desperately wants to talk about herself, and like they hadn't really asked her any questions. now she just can't help it it's It's she's just like bursting out so she's now she's Asking all these not talking about like oh my christmas shows we have the grammar see theater and breath he's like oh yeah, and uh What you wear what what you dress up for and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like I didn't get to see you bitch even though I was there. Yeah, and uh, so well at the end of the day I ended up looking like Tinsley, so that was really great. I mean you want to talk about a nightmare on Halloween. It ended up working out perfectly.

What were you like, uh, like an empty Dutch oven? Well, I don't got it. Oh, stop that. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I dress as a pile of dry straw. I dress as an empty ziplock bag. So, it's empty, he's like, yeah, well, I don't know if you look like me because I didn't

even see you that night. And the rest, like, well, I was doing a show, so I was working, you know, that was work more than anything for me. And then, that thing, he starts going again. She's like, well, you know, I didn't even know you're gonna come out because I didn't know if you're gonna come on or you're gonna come back because you said 11 and then it was 11.30 and then like she told me you said I would run along and then she said you said I said, I would run for sleep and we would out.

Well, I was just hoping you would stay like a good friend, like a good friend would do. She's like, listen, I mean, I love you, but I was there for like three hours, okay, I had to let my baby sit it go I mean, I don't really have a baby sit. I'm all housekeeper. It's not it's more like a womba Okay, I had to recharge the womba, okay My Durinda's doing that so we're Durinda thing where she just smiles and nod silently So can't think actually graphic to cacophers right now, okay? I'm just gonna see here quietly until there's blood on the floor in someone eight dinner.

And Beth is like, you know what? You know what? This one over here, this dumb fuck. She told me like, hey, did you set a pant and leave? Like, why does she have to leave? Oh, why does she have to go somewhere and watch a sprint sleep? And then I was like, well, I imagine a child who's eight years old that by 1130 is sleeping unless his Taka Tuesday, which is an all-night affair. And then the man tries to do what she practiced with Sonia, but it falls flat, she goes,

well Bethany, you came to my rescue in so many ways. So I was thinking, oh really, oh one more thing. Yeah, so it's like, who really, oh, one more thing. Yeah, so it's like, whoops, that didn't work. Yes, but Luanne doesn't know how to like recalculate. She just knows how to stick to what she's doing and move forward. Yeah, exactly. She tried to reset the lines, like,

it's like, I was hoping you could celebrate the good things that happened to me. So Bethy is like, you know what? I'm the mother of an eight year old. It was Halloween. I was tricking at reading a Leo that evening. I saw a pumpkin, you know, I hate pumpkins. I don't do well with gourds. Okay, I don't like squash.or-treating earlier that evening. I saw a pumpkin. I hate pumpkins.

I don't do well with gourds. I don't like squash. I don't like squash. I don't like things that have season. It was a lot going on. Alright? And so, here I need you to actually hear this. I don't see you.

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to school or whatever. I was like, that's not a, just say, just say you were taking too long, I had to go. Just say that. Yeah, well, she's trying to be soft for this season and it's working, you know, but instead of just screaming and yelling and like calling her a slut, she's like, yeah, I'm gonna say hi, have a daughter. What she does? I mean, it's the legitimate thing to use, but also Luan. I mean, she's just so ridiculous. Yeah. All right, see you at C-8. So they all show up at 8 and literally stand there waiting. Yeah, I mean Bethany was there for three and a half hours That's a see and a matter of time. They could have done of course they could have taken care of themselves at the party

And they did but it's just that that's not their first choice to go to some weird Halloween party with a bunch of Gays and gay hang your ons, you know exactly so Bethany is like I need you to get this energy to receive it, okay? So don't interrupt me. God it don't interrupt. Okay. I'm a mom. I know What am I an elephant on a circus? Is that what I am? What am I? Tinsley someone who's got nothing to have as a legacy Listen, we're all mothers here. Sorry, Tinsley. Listen, I mean, when you say, I'm a mom, I mean to this group, it's like saying, I breathe air. We all know what that's like. Oh, Tinsley didn't see you there.

Of course you're a mother. It's a totally natural part of being a woman. I mean, next you're going to tell me you have functioning eggs functioning eggs while congrats. Oh, sorry, Tinsley. But I'm the mom of an eight-year-old. Well, I once had an eight-year-old, but I have a current eight-year-old. Well, I have electrical currents in my house. So, well, I did move the performance from midnight. I think- I'm a- a- a- a- Something like this. No, um, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the side of tinsely popping out by the way. I know. Just being pissed off at Lou Ann all the time. Lou Ann's like, well why don't you just get someone

to babysit? Just like, let her want to do that. I don't want to get someone to do that. Well, you also said you were going home to relieve the babysitter, but whatever. So Lou Ann's like, well I moved there before she said, I came, I came home, I was there for like 3 1 1 2 hours. And she's like, oh well, you always say you have to get

home for a break. It's 11 o'clock. The child is sleeping, OK? And then Bethany, this is like the most evolved Bethany has been. I have to give credit because you know, I'll rail against the Bethany on her bad season. She's been a monster in the past and she's also been one of the most hilarious housewives ever for sure. But she goes up and down with me, but man, she's really doing a good job this year with like getting it together. She goes, I am hurt that you had negative stuff to say about me,

making choices as a mother to go home because I didn't say anything negative about your choices. It's a capric, it hurt me. And I was like, whoa. Whoa. Whoever, you know what, pay Fisher Stevens, your new psychologist,

who comes to your house in a greasy ponytail, give him a raise, because he's doing whatever he's doing is working. Nice working. I know work. Credit work, credit is due. So then Luanne's like, and I was hurt, though you didn't stay for me and celebrate my Cabaret Stardom. And Tim's he goes, it's not subsistix. I'm not not subsistic. I just wanted you to celebrate me. I mean what sort of world are we living in when an eagle is more supportive than you are my dear So I was there to celebrate with you this summer, okay, and then here it goes And I was like, well, what do you mean you were here to celebrate me with with me this summer?

I mean what happened this summer? I don't think it was a very fun time like yeah to take care of you Oh, I know. She's like, I've done enough celebrating Lohan. And that's where we ended. To be continued. They added like a tooby continue. It didn't really feel like a cliffhanger to me, but I was like, okay.

Slap a tooby continued on there, I don't care. I felt like it worked because they make you think that Bethany's gonna be totally mature and fine, and this is just gonna end with how it was and Bethany is about to lose her damn mind. Yeah, they both are. It's like I love the fact that like neither of them really back down like you would think you would think that like one of them would say oh I'm sorry, but like no We're just gonna dig in our heels. It's great Yep, and that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New York City.

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