Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Stocking Bluffer

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

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Honey, yo, brawf's, kay? I'm Ronnie, brought to you, Karam. Hi, everybody. With me today is a gorgeous and talented co-host of the game brain a lot of the time. His name is Mr. Ben Maddleker. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? How's it going today? Good. How's it going? It's good. I have to issue a formal apology to people who live in the DMV because on our

Potomac episode, I was... If you just listened back to the Potomac episode I was, if you just listen back to the Potomac episode, I always just half there. I just was really tired. You'll notice by all the jokes I started and couldn't really find punchlines for. But one thing I said was that the DMV stands for Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia.

stands for DC, Maryland, and Virginia, which I actually knew, but I said Delaware anyway. And so I heard from a lot of people from that region and I just wanna say, I hear you and I apologize for misrepresenting your acronym. So I'm like people with clitorisys. We're sorry to you as well, okay? Yeah.

All those people who have clitoris is still don't really know what it is, but sorry for misrepresenting it, we'll have to advise our definition of it. Yeah, one day we'll get educated on this show, but don't hold your breath, okay? Yeah, today is a crap and it's on demand day, that means you can see a song video if you're

so inclined, you can see a gorgeous face, it's like, showbular, showbular showbular move by the way there's beular backwards image there's no way to move yeah beulars the little angel on my shoulder as usual I have no beular but I have a new little lamp that's on right behind me so I went to home I went to home goods it was actually on our on our So I went to home. I went to home goods. It was actually on our on our Instagram. I went to home goods and I put on our watchcrafted Instagram in a nice portion of the journey. And what I came back with was a lovely little salmon lamp, a Kate spade salmon lamp. And it now

lives right there. So that's my buler. Okay, well, you know, that could depress some people, but we're not gonna talk about that today, because this is a happy show. Okay. I got a few more items that are way more depressing than they can't spade, Lam, don't you worry. I'm not bringing back great memories for a lot of us, but enjoy your lap, man.

Okay. Oh, you're glad you got to just get out of that. I thought you thought it was just sad that I just brought a little lamp back. I see what you're glad you got a Just back to the sadness. I thought you thought it was just sad that I just brought a little lamp back I see what you're saying And I will say I'm not gonna yes and that but I'll go Huh and with their not a school shooting lamp you could have you could have gotten Bring bring yourself to your during this podcast

Maybe it's a very nice it's a very nice lamp and RIP case made. We love you. Okay, so today is real. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at that part. I'm just laughing at the awkwardness of the beginning of this podcast had to be done. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. Yeah, come under Crappens on demand. We're on video. Just go to patreon.com slash watch at crappens. You got a bonus episode you get these and today Cuz what day it is it's time for real housewives of New York City Woo Roni episode another classic Roni episode this one was all about Luan recording her soon to be

holiday mains day All I want for Christmas is you. No, what was it called? Deck the Halls? No. What was it? Jingle Bell? What was it?

What was it? Jingle Bells? What was it? Jingle Bells? What was it? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? What was it?

Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? Jingle Bells? from last week's episode, which I played again at the beginning of this round, which is Garth was not happy. And I feel like I'm going to say that for a lot of my life. I feel like people are going to be like, hey, how was your day?

Hey, how was your trip at home goods? I'm going to just say Garth was not happy. Okay. I had a blast, but Garth was not happy. You know, just someone can't handle being on page six. You know, just some man can't handle being on page six. So we start out with some sort of things going around town. So we have Leah with Kiki, they're trying to file their dogs nails. And then Ebony is, she's getting her DNA, she's getting her cheek swap for her DNA test

because that's like a story arc that is casually happening on this on the show. And then ultimately we wind up with Sonya arriving at some sort of Alpine restaurant where Lou is just sitting there in kind of a like a raccoonie fur and well isn't this great? I feel like I'm in a swish all day right now. Reminds if when I lived in Europe when I I was the coast of an Italian game show. Oh, I'm famous. You should see the owner is quite cute. So he's like, what are you, the meat provider now? Oh, I was so sexy. And she's like, yes, I am the meat purveyor. Sonia, we call them purveyor. And yes, yes, I am a purveyor. And she's like, well well the matchmaker is setting me up with a real date tomorrow

Not just a sex date and she's like oh speaking of how was last night? Sonny goes I'm a meat magnet. Oh So difficult being such a meat magnet. Oh My god goodness. I mean my life these days is just about meat and eating lots of caviar that's given to me That's all my life is. So, Lueanne's like, so you went home with that model or what? And she's like, oh my God, I'm just so tired of being so hot. It's just so difficult. So, like, so did you even have sex with him? Did I? I can barely walk today. I mean, I don't know

if it's all the caviar weighing me down or all the actual sex I had with his penis going into my vagina. I mean, am I so neomorigan? Only because they haven't figured a way to see you out of that last name. But yes, for now, yes you are. So Ramona comes and says, oh my god, pink roses in here. What are you stealing my pink roses? Okay? Well, well, well, well, Al Point restaurant okay. So, Luan's like, well, guess what? Remona took home, took home Dylan, the male model. Would you believe it, girls? She took home Dylan.

And I was like, kidding. Wow, the wonder why you look so fresh, a girl or as Ebony says, girl, friend. Well, I'm learning so much, okay? And Ramona is like, well, you know what, I'm a little shocked that she took him home. And I'm even more shocked that he went with her guy. And so he's like, so what are we gonna do about this dinner?

And then I was like, well, it's a black Jewish dinner, okay? And Ramona asks if Ebony's gonna be bringing the boyfriend, and then we say- I just wanna say that they kept on calling out a satyr, which is Passover. They're like, oh, well, what about this satyr? What about this black Jewish satyr, Hanukkah? Hanukkah, I'm a cabord.

Do we know what's happening with that? Russia, Shana? I also liked, I also liked, by the way, it's kind of funny that in the context of speaking about this, Ramona, a pork chop arrives for Ramona. The way NKT's actually very upset about it, she's like, a pork chop. Oh my god. I didn't see there's a pork chop on the menu. I mean, here I am. A cabaret star. And you think they would roll out all their

premium content for me. And what do I get? A salad when they have a pork chop in the back? Well, I know one alpon restaurant I won't be going back to. And it starts with this place and ends with the, you get what I'm saying. Actually, don't in a while, guy. Talk about the black holiday dinner, okay. It's all the care about it. You know what?

Jewish people can't say hello without saying holla, okay? It's just a very twisty wave saying hello. Guys, sit. So they talk to some and he's like, oh I have news girls, they broke up. Ebony broke up with their boyfriend. He said he wants her to be Jewish, but he doesn't want her to convert. And she's like, oh, so she has to be real Jewish. Jewish Jewish.

Okay. Like brand name Jewish, not just knock off Jewish. Okay. Full grown Jew. Okay. Full real life Jew. Okay. So Sonia feels bad for ebony and she's like you know Why did these guys always have to think with their dick first? I mean think about the woman and her feeling?

I mean she was just so excited and you know, I just can't with these men sometimes I got to call her. I got to call her right now. I feel bad. I got to call her So you know what the why we even having Jewish saider if you dump her okay? What's the point of even doing that guy? I mean should we even know? I mean shouldn't she be the one to tell us much like this restaurant? She told me that there was a part on the menu. Am I right ladies? So Sunya calls Ebony and she's like oh my god Ebony I have to call you because I feel so bad because you told me something in confidence and I just told the girls about it

and I'm just so upset that I would do that. No one's like, you're upset, I'm upset, but in a much more educated way than Sonya. Just putting it out. And my emotion really stems more from a lack of a pork chop, to be honest. So Ebony's like, I'm upset and I don't even know what to call the dinner now.

Is it Jewish? Is it pretend Jewish? Maybe you'll be Jewish enough in the next life dinner? I mean, what kind of thing is it? It's like, sorry your placenta wasn't Jewish enough? I mean, what are we having for appetizers? Someone just sent me now. God. Would be bad if I wrapped up this pork and brought it to Shabbat Seder. So then Ebony is like, you know, dears, I'm sad about it, but you know, I learned the hard way. He broke my heart. How two heart breaks in one year? I mean, geez, how much kind of girl go through, Dears? Am I right?

Well, we'll probably discuss this at Shabbat dinner. Coming up tonight at 6 p.m. See you there. Well, you know what? You better be able to take more, because there's gonna be a third thing. Because things, bad things coming threes. Okay, so watch out.

You know what? And men can break up with you without even dating you first. So you never know. Maybe another man's gonna break up with you. I mean, Asonia, she got broken up with a horse and carriage strive for once. He said, get out and never come near me again. Guys, you never stayed up. You know what?

Bad things happen in threes, okay? Look at the wind, okay? She's more like bad things happen in threes, okay? Look at the wien, okay? She's more like bad things happen in 45s, but what if first she marries Tom who is my lover and son is lover first bad thing number one Then she get then he dumps her. Kai that's bad thing number two, and then she gets arrested That's bad thing number three. Wow. She has to live with that the rest of her life Wow, and then on fourth she doesn't get the pork chop that she wanted. Wow, at least she has got them, I write, am I right? You know what? Why didn't you tell you before we started dating you?

Okay, you know what? I'm just a set now because this is the trust issue. Okay? How do you trust men or even people? Or dare? Dare for that, man. How do you even trust a dare? Okay.

You know, you were friends first. That's what made it special. I mean, if you wanted to have sex with man, he's in the house you pay for. He should have just said that so you don't have to read about it on page six with everybody I mean how do you trust a doorway? Okay? One moment's open one moment's close like what do you want? What do you want to be you do you stay open? Stay close. I don't know. I can't trust yours. That's why don't walk through the menu Okay, I just close my eyes and walk until I hit a wall. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's just my life

You can be any amount of Jewish and so crawl through a window there just close my eyes and walk until I hit a wall. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's just my life. You can be any amount of Jewish and so crawl through a window. There, seven, seven, life step, okay. If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you prick me, do I not say, hey, you prick me stupid. Hey, I'll tell you what I'll do if you prick me.

Love it, because I'm a meat-packed man. I'd like to prick some pork chop if you don't mind. Waiter, waiter. Well listen, Lam Curry to pork chop. Breakups are never easy, but let me tell you. Fish got a swim, birds got a fly. Doing a song and a music video always makes things better. A little caviar, a little champagne on a New York rooftop, a little makeup, a little jewelry, giant necklace, mirror, mirror on the wall. And then she like

awkwardly reaches for a prop mirror. She's like, yeah, who's the fairest in the land? I guess he's not on this call. Okay, what did you do to whatever gay who was writing your lines? Did you kill him? Did he did you fire him? Did he run away? Get him back. This is Terry. That was embarrassing. Those were the lyrics to chic salivie Hey, I don't jewelry on a mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest in the land? I guess that's not as cool chic salivie say, boom, say, boom. I mean your question actually still It's still pertains Like it's still your question is is still pertains to that.

Your question is not invalidated by me saying these are the lyrics of Sheik Saylovie. I have a rush of emotions. A, I'm embarrassed, of course, that I don't know that because I'm a bravo. I'm embarrassed that I do. I'm embarrassed that I'm so close with someone who does know that. And I don't know. I'm full of shame. I'm just full of shame right now.

So just take it away, Ben. Well, you know, I have to say one of the oldest, one of the old saws that I think we all know of is that breakups are never easy, but doing a Christmas song in a video makes it easier. I mean, Luan really, I mean, if I've heard that, that expression once, I've heard a thousand times. Am I right?

Like the only way to get over a man is not to get over another man, is not to get on top of another man, but it's to do a Christmas song in a video. I mean, it's so true. So Sonia's like, she's like, God, I was having so much fun being Cadi and bitchy. Now we have to be real friends again. Geez, I feel so bad for Ebony. You know what? That's a betrayal. Cadi. It's a betrayal. It's a betrayal. Yeah, men don a betrayal. It's a surveillance betrayal. Yeah, men don't think. I mean, you know what they think with there? And then she takes like a napkin or a fork,

whatever, or penis or she does a penis gesture. No, she does like prayer hands, doesn't she? She does like prayer hands. No, she does like prayer hands. She does with her boobs and then starts bowing up and down, right? No, she was taking like a, I forget what it was, like a roll up, like a roll up for a night for something, or she had something foul like that,

just moving up and down like a penis. Oh. I think it was my penis, Ronnie. What's more on brand? It's a trail, okay? Meet Nagna. Meet Nagna. Meet Nagna.

You know what, Ronnie? Missing interpretations happen in three, so, okay? Well, yeah, that was the second. So, so now we arrive at Leah's Chateau. Wait, it's not a Chateau. What?

Number three. You can't force it, Ben. Okay, you can't force it. I know. Don't worry, the third one's coming soon. Yeah, this is possibly the least fancy apartment in a long time at Leah's house. So she is going, Yeah, this is possibly the least fancy apartment in a long time at least house. So she is going, do you want falafel, baby?

For a little baby and then Daniel her brother comes over now watch what happens live last night and he said Twitter went crazy saying how hot Daniel is what say you've been You was like Yeah, I mean, he's like, uh, normal, right? Yeah, I mean, he's like a normal person with the most. I felt like he was perfect for like a guy in a falafel scene. Like what? Yes. He was very falafel scene hot.

Like he was, he was very much, I mean, you know what made him less hot for me is knowing that he probably works at a, um, trendy bakery in Brooklyn. And then when you ask him, do you have any more Chalka chrissons? I go, nope. And I also like tap something. And he'll be like, he'll sort of sit there in that pregnant silence

while he doesn't offer up something else. And then you'll be like, okay, well, do you have plain chrissons? I'm like, nope, still got those too. And you're like, okay, you know what? Why did I even come to Brooklyn to this bakery in the first place? That's the vibe he gives me.

But you know what, he's thinking, why is this queen not just looking in the glass case? Like why do I have to tell him everything? You know what I mean? So now I'm on Daniel's side. No, it's not the thing is that. It's not the thing is that. No, because the thing is that I would go there

and be like, you know, I see there's no chocolate croissants, I'm not gonna ask for one. So I order the Plain croissant. And then I sit down with the Plain croissant and I see someone, I see there's no chocolate croissants, so I'm not gonna ask for one. So I order the plain croissant, and then I sit down with the plain croissant, and I see someone say, do you have any chocolate croissants in the back? Oh yeah, I have some in the back, but he was too lazy to put them in the case.

True. But as someone from the back. As someone who lived in Trendy Brooklyn for about seven years or so, I can tell you that glass case, you know, they'll just fuck with you on purpose. They'll put all the croissants in a metal case you can't see, so you do have to be like,

do you have a chocolate croissant just so they can be snotty with you the whole time. Yeah, I'm saying so I think that the conclusion is that Daniel looks like someone who secretly has croissants in the back. That's his vibe, which is not actually a very hot quality to me. I want some more of those croissants.

Yeah, you just totally un-hot it. You took any hotness that he had away. So sorry, Daniel, blame that. Sorry. So he's also, so he's the younger brother. He's like nine years younger and he's, uh, bunny is favorite, uh, probably because he's the only one that they didn't have to throw into a convent when he was 15. So, uh, he's like the only one who doesn't insist on cutting his own bangs. So he's the only one who hasn't thrown a teaky torch or a ravioli in the past five years. So he brings a rosary over from grandma and it was the rosary that was

wrapped around her arm, I guess, and he's like, don't smell it, it's fucked up. She smells it. And then she's like, Okay, so Sarah's coming over, so Sarah comes over and then they basically just eat and bitch about their mom. Yeah, they have predictably boring pattern that's amusing to them, but it's not necessarily amusing to us. You know, they talk about, well, first of all, it's also funny. And you knew this was going to, you knew that I was going to have this reaction. Sarah comes over and goes, oh my God.

For the first time, go, wow, your skin look, your face looks beautiful. What did you do? Something to it? And she goes, I don't know, I threw up today. Like, well, I hope you're not pregnant. She goes, no, no, but I've just been sick the past few days days and then he goes, yeah, I've been sick the past few days also. I'm like, um, yeah, he said I must through up to, yeah, he's like, I must through up to. You know those camera men were just like looking back and forth at each other. Like, do we call OSHA or something like this? I'm not. I mean, this is, this is our unmasked people who are sick right now in front of us. I know, the rest of the scene, they're all bleeding from their eyes.

We're like, what a boring scene. Uh, so they talk about, uh, money and how hard, how money is harder on the girls than everybody else. And, and is, is Lee is like, oh my god, she called me the other day and she's like, are you seriously gonna be Jewish? I mean, and I was like, yeah, I mean, I'm totally in like Jewish class. I mean, I know an ad by, so that's something. So yeah, and they're like,

so what's the deal with this rabbi? And he was like, I knew Yorker and he curses sometimes and he's a boxer. He's just boxing. Yeah, he's really opening Sony up. Martin's just like the average small role this season The rabbi I just like the idea that Leah might not know the difference between a boxer and a rabbi like oh my god I went to this most amazing

Spiritual of retreat with two rabbis and they just like got into it and everyone was just like cheering. It's like You went from the Vanderholy Field match didn't you? Yeah, it just has holy in the name. So it's like, are you banging him? She's like, no, gross. Like you're totally banging him. No, I'm not gross. I would bang him though.

He's hot. He's like, young. I'd bang him. I'd bang him too. I don't even know. It's just my unorthodox life So there's a good a sonia at her townhouse with confused assistance Yes, would it be a sonia scene without confused young people who were probably human traffic from god knows where so sonia's like

Well, I'll tell you this there is no way any mofo is getting in here I have burglary alarms. I have nooxide detectors, I have cameras, and I have the poodle. We get a close up of Marley, who's just like, uh, yeah, Marley's going to help. What is she going to poop on the floor to like scare away the burglars? So alarm system, monoxide detectors, fire alarms, cameras, and a poodle. So basically, if there is a plant that's on fire, that's trying to break into the house,

that's also afraid of dogs, she's set. She's got all the traps ready for it. Yeah. So Alita St. James comes over. So Alita is our healer from earlier in the season. And so Alita comes over, even though Alita St. James definitely sounds like, she should be,

if anyone sounds like they are a capillary star, it's Alita St. James, right? It does. I think that she's playing Reno so we need some dinner theater somewhere in anything goes. Like that's who that's who that is. I wanted to become famous and then I want Susan St. James to play Alita St. James. I could be called St. James on St. James. So, um,

so Sonia, Sonia tells us, you know, after that sans I realized I never really did do the work on, you know, regarding my dad. Like literally the sans lady was like, you know, you should really go see someone who's a therapist, like someone who has degrees, someone who's trained in this not just another quack. And then in comes Alita St. James, who are like precautions and her triangles and bassoons. And I know she didn't even tell Alita

to wear one of those like doctor things around her neck. What do you call them? Were you put it up against some of the heart? That's a scope. Yeah, at least bring a stethoscope girl. Come on, make some kind of effort. So, or at least have Martin play, you know, have Martin play a real doctor or something. I don't know. So someone, someone just try to have some vague sense of medical training. So Sonya's like, yeah, well, you know, I thought that I might have a daddy complex. I just,

I just didn't realize that it went back to my dad And I you know, I thought with a daddy complex. You know, it is called the complex So I thought it would be a very difficult thing to understand But it turns out just it's very simple. They should call it a daddy simple. Just goes right simply back to your dad I mean dad complex just sounds like a very thick piece of bread that takes a long time to digest. Daddy complex sounds like a gay cruise for Burley men. Mm-hmm. Daddy complex, it's just an apartment building

for aging queens with hairy backs. I don't know what I should do with my dad, although he actually was an aging queen with a hairy back, so I guess it makes sense. So Alita's like, alright, we talked about the say-ons already. And so he's like, yeah, well, here's what happened. We were having a say-ons, and my dad came into the room. And I said he felt bad about being absent. You know what? I've seen this routine with other men because my mom's second husband really didn't want to ever see me. I mean, he didn't want me.

I was just a kid. You know how much that hurt? I think it was the most evident when he bought a new convertible and he drove up and he was like so dapper and handsome. And then all the kids piled into the car and he asked me to get out of the car. It's such a specific and sad memory. Like I've explained so much.

Like, oh, why does Sony act the way she does? Oh, because she, like, she was the kid that wasn't allowed in the convertible. And it's like, that makes sense. Well, if anything, it explains why she pooped on the jet me. That's for sure. I mean, why she poops on the jit me. That's for sure. It means why she also likes going topless. Any kind of transportation, she just reverts. She's like, go another jit me, better get my diapers.

Better get my type types. So, she's obviously carrying a lot of, you know, hurt and anger and abandonment issues from that. And especially because she said that she took care of all her siblings that she was very close with, which I guess were maybe his siblings or maybe at least her half siblings, she took care of all them and then she wasn't even allowed in the convertible.

So, yeah, fuck that guy. God, I wish I could have a say ounce where someone used dad showed up. So I could just say, fuck you, piece of crap. Okay. Get out of this adorable hotel ghost. You don't get to come here and be like, sorry I was immature.

No, you don't get to do that, okay? If you're gonna come, you come, and you better bring some ghost gossip. Like, I was just talking, I was just talking to Whitney Houston, and she told me who really got her on drugs. Like, bring that, dad. Don't be like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't believe,

like I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. That's not enough. Yeah, I agree. Um, was it really peanut butter and banana sandwiches of us was eating on the pot when he passed? I need to know. Like bring me something good. How about Nicole? I'd like to know from Nicole Brown, who did it and how it happened. Okay. I'd like to know that. So, um, uh, Alita, by the way, Alita is looking very Rachel's O today, or maybe by the way, Alita's looking very Rachel Zo. Today, or maybe I should say, Rachel Zo is looking very Alita these days,

but it's kind of like, Alita is like, imagine if Rachel Zo showed up at your house with a tambourine and said she was gonna find out your childhood problems. That's what Alita gives me. So, she says like, okay, you know what? Like you've locked in a lot of feelings of abandonment. And I want to break the pattern of you feeling like man abandoned you.

Okay, we need to go back and take away the trauma of your father, not taking care of you and not cherishing you. So we're gonna manifest it. So let's do it in the right way, not the wrong way, the right way. And I just got to and so you're like, in essence, what Alita is saying is what Ebony is saying, recognize your worth and don't let people step all over you out. Alita, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll get my purse. Could you get your foot off my chest chest I just need to get my purse.

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We've all been there. We've all been there. We've all had that FedEx show up. Whether it's a FedEx or a grinder hookup. One way or another, that DNA gets to the front door for all of us, or even a Domino's Pizza. So I hope my Domino's Pizza doesn't have any DNA in it. Listen, it's probably not like, it doesn't have to be,

listen, it probably does. I'll just be honest. What was the name of that lady? What's your girl? It's like a little Carol DNA. I hope Carol opens a pizza every time before she delivers it just kisses it in the middle. I think that's what it is. That's what I think it is. I don't think it's anything nefarious. I think it's that she just kisses it and says, I give a kiss to all my customers. Is this lipstick or tomato sauce? I don't know, you little trickster. So, Ebony, if I remember correctly, last episode,

Ebony told Ashley that the whole plan was that they were going to open up the results together, right? And I felt like this was a little... Well, maybe she said she was going to I think she just wanted to ask you out of her house because Ashley was there right when they took the swab wasn't she? Well they showed someone else. I don't know who was I just don't know if it was Ashley, but um yeah she said she would facilitate it. So I don't know. I don't know. So anyway, she gets to the end age delivery and she talks about how, you know,

she opens this envelope and she's gonna know how her whole life changes. Like, it could be that she has a dad after all in a new family. And the man she thought was her dad is her dad. And now everything's gonna make sense. Or she could just open it up and she still, you know, doesn't have a dad.

Yeah, no pressure. So yeah, no pressure. So she opens it up and she still, you know, doesn't have a dad. Yeah. No pressure. So yeah, no pressure. So she opens it up and she looks, we can't really tell what's going, we can't really read her her expression just yet. So she facetimes Ashley. She's like, hello, dear. It's Ebony and I'm here with our results of our DNA tests. But first the weather, hey, Jack, tell us what the weather's going to be like this week.

Gosh, it's really been hot. Am I right? It is raining DNA. It is raining DNA all over the city. So she opens it and she calls Ashley and we can't really tell what's happening because she's doing that news person. Like, you don't know if there's been a car. There's been like a 12 car pilot, but you don't know if everybody is dead or everybody's alive to laugh to the commercial

and the newscaster is doing that like literal thinking pose with their fingers under their chin, just nodding like this until we get back. So that's what Ebony is doing. Yeah, it's a little bit also like the teleprompter went out. So the newscaster has to be like, well, I got an interview for Vise, but I don't really have any of the say-sol,

grab my chin and just nod. The end be introspective right now. So she calls Ashley and uses really sweet comforting language to break the news. She's like, the paperwork doesn't support that we are sisters. Asher's like, what? She's so serious. But it's sad, you know, because they actually really like each other now. So Ashley starts crying.

And they're like, well, promise we're going to get along. And it's like the kind of the end of camp where you're like, but we love each other. We're never going to forget this day. And then you're like, I'm not sending that 88 something for Christmas. Hey, oh no, I've got enough going on. Yeah, so yeah, because they keep saying like, well, we'll still be in each other's lives and you know, Ebb and you're saying things like,

well, you know, this young woman is someone who I hold very dear to me dear. And then she goes, this is not the end of our relationship as far as I'm concerned. You be good, bye bye. There's nothing about you be good, bye bye. That sounds like we won't continue to be friends. Yeah, this doesn't sound like you're gonna call me back.

And Ashley's like, well, I'm gonna get into this and everybody goes, is that Cabernet? We have so much in common. I was like, this relationship's dead. I know it's done. You be good, bye bye. The most popular wine in the country. We have so much in common. Bye-bye now. Take care. Bye-bye now to here. Enjoy your screw top deer. I L M 1 800 cars for kids.

That's 1 800 cars for kids. Don't do that. You know what that's. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. You know that it's going to lead to 1 800 M H T R S. Leave the last S off for see you later. Okay.

So here we are. So back at Sonya's townhouse. Now she's with her ex, her former intern Will. And she's like, oh my God, well, I have to look good because I'm ready for the brand. So come on, should I wear a bra under here? Maybe I should wear a bra. But it's our money.

You don't wear a bra with our money. I mean, it's a style. It's a style, Will. I don't understand how she's repping the brand by wearing our money. So, um, she's like, well, you know, unfortunately, sent you 21 went bankrupt and they said I was there. Number one sell out their number one online item, which means,

which brings me back to Garov. I mean, why aren't you telling me that I'm the best sell out? Okay, something doesn't add up and I want to see the books. Um, so Sony has finally realized the guy she's working with is just super, super shady, something we've realized for about four years now, right? Well, I mean Sony is just such an easy target that it's hard to imagine You know like someone from Shark Tank showing up and being like we're really gonna do this, okay? You see if anything Sonya you seem serious, okay?

You to me seem like a serious person. He's gonna work every day until this happens. So of course it's someone totally shady. Although we don't really have proof that he's shady. I mean, I saw, I saw Excel spreadsheet. So I don't know how shady he is. Sonia just doesn't understand. It's like, Sonia so delusional to think like, I was in century 21, century 21 got,

century 21 got set down Why don't I have a million dollars? Yeah? So she decides that she's gonna bring she wants to look at the book She's having Karab and Laura come over and she decides that she wants to have Ramona come with her Since Bethany is not on the show anymore and Bethany can't basically just like just berate them She decides to bring Ramona, which I actually think was a really good decision. I think that this was Ramona's sweet spot right here. This is where all of Ramona, like all of her energy and her all of her awfulness gets put to good use. It's like bringing her in to come face to face with someone who's shady and just yelling at them. It was perfect for me.

Yeah, so suddenly I was like, listen, this guy just every time I ask him anything, he just gives me these random answers that don't make any sense. And it cut Stim going, we would be going Martha Stewart level soon. I was like, yeah, that's never good to hear. Yeah, sounds like a lie. So then Ramona comes and Ramona enters just like Ramona. She goes, hi, I'm Ramona comes and Ramona enters just like Ramona. She's hi. I'm Ramona I don't think I've met you and Laura's like, oh, yeah, actually we've met but it was a long time ago. It was a long time

Oh, we met we've met before oh All right, well I Would remember someone as plain as you Kai. Sorry Yeah, so um, um, I would have tried to put cream cheese on you So, you're still playing, I want to try to put cream cheese on you. You're like a bagel, which is funny because I'm going to Jewish Shabbat, Kai. So, you know what, Sanya is very proud of her brand, okay? Sonya Morgan and I just have some input, okay? I'm coming to this discussion, very educated business, Kai.

I opened up my own company and I had successes for many years, okay? Because I bought clothes out, okay? I bought clothes out. So She told my goal here is to see the money or is Ebony would say show me my coins girlfriend Okay, show me my coins It's also the official anthem of Hanukkah. They've got chocolate coins show me my chocolate coins girlfriend Show me my chocolate coins girlfriend. Show me my chocolate coins girlfriend. So Garav is like, well, you know, at the first month, we sold like $2,000 a day,

but now we're up to $50,000, oh, not a day, but like per month. Now, to $50,000, I was like, yeah, girl, no, per month, she chose, all right, so $50,000 a month. That's $600,000 a year. So if you're $600,000 a year,

then here's a question for you. How much does Mirio still want to get back with me? Okay, because I really think he wants it a lot. So she's like 600,000, okay? That means you're making most of that as profit because you're selling things on the internet, so you don't have overhead. And he's like, oh really?

So what are the expectations of cost in your opinion? Ramona. And she's like, well, do you know what? Everyone has different spends, spends, spends. And he says, okay, well, would you like to be creative director of this website and learn it? Which so he's getting bitchy with Ramona for betting it into his business,

but that's not really a good look either. Because Sony is bringing someone to say, just explain to me this money. And he's like, oh, really? You want to take over now? Well, also, he, because she's like, you should be probably having about $400,000 of profit a year. And he's saying, do you know how much how expensive it is to run a website? I'm sorry, it's not $400,000 a year. I don't know what the, I don't know what the, no, he is saying the distributor shit. So he's saying like, paying the lawyers and the distributors, and then they have to get these clothes.

Well, I'm sure they're not getting the maid. They're probably buying them from Ali Bobbi or something that's slapping on her, you know, her name tag or whatever, but whatever. I mean, it's not just nothing, just because it's on the internet. You still have to get the product, get it shipped, get it distributed, get the lawyers in there,

get all that. So she's like, no, you know what? I'm just an advisor, okay? But what I do know is with 600,000 a year, there's money for Sonya to get something every month. And Sonya's like, yes, yes, yes, that's it. Sonya's like losing it over on the other side of the table just like cheering at a game.

And I'm like, see ya, like they're getting to the bottom of this. And then Laura's like, ah, should we, should we, what about the, uh, unca, she's talk about the uncast checks, right? And well, the plane, Beagle wants to say something, okay? So it turns out that apparently Sonya has a 10,000 blocks over your hold. Speak up. Speak up, Beagle.

Can't do that. Shmiya, okay. So Sonia has like a $10,000 on cash check, which by the way, before we get into this, I don't think that that substitutes for why she's gotten no money. I mean, like, clearly she has a check that she had to do, but she should probably have more than $10,000, right? So he's like, he's like, do you know know that sodium has a $10,000 on cash check and more goes

pardon Is he has a $10,000 on cash check and she goes no, I don't Well, they sent me a $2,000 on you know a check but I threw that out. I mean that was just insulting I threw out a I mean, that was just insulting. That's what he was. I didn't throw out a $2,000 check. That was just insulting. And Sarah's like, maybe you're not getting your mail. And he goes, here, Sonia, look, $10,000. She's right here in the books and she stands up

and she's like, nah, $2,000, you listen to me. That was an insult. I didn't catch that. $10,000, I need the books. She's yelling at him. And he's like, I don't catch that 10,000 I need the books she's the only good them and he's like I don't lie I do not lie she's I need the books where did you find that 10,000 where did you find that 2000 he goes it's 10,000 and and then so Ramona doesn't now she's like you know I'm a little confused because she didn't tell me that okay, just wait that Mario didn't tell me he was having an affair okay.

So then Garab is like, look, all the money there, that's there is for lawyers and for distribution of brands or whatever. So how much did you take out to pay the lawyer fees and the pre-in fees okay? He goes, he's like, only thing, I don't know, ultimately it comes out that they paid $60,000 to the lawyers.

Everyone just throws down her phone. You took $80,000, she's supposed to give her and took $60,000 of that case to dismiss. She's like very judge Judy in this book. Yeah, she just throws the phone down. And he's like, I did not take. I did not take those bills for a company and so on. Not for me. And so on, you're like, oh really?

Well, if you sell $50,000 from now on, now on I get 5,000 I need to see the books. He's like I gave you the tax filings. I didn't save tax filings I said books. So now Sonia and Ramona are both standing up just yelling at this guy. I then it turns into on you to you had to kill him, okay? Well, I just peed my pants. Sarah goes, you're not even wearing pants. Shut up, bagel. All right, stop acting like in everything, okay? So I can't tell. I wondered, do you think Sonia is clearly, she's clearly surrounded herself with people who are taking advantage of her. I just can't tell where or who they are. So it sounds like she has, if we were to believe Garav, it sounds like she has also a very shady business infrastructure with the Sonia Morgan.

I don't know, but she needs to definitely get something. Well, it sounds like she's got some kind of setup where everybody else does all the work and she takes her percentage, right, which is kind of standard for these shows. They slot their name on whatever. So this guy's handling everything and then she's getting a percentage. And so now she's saying, what is that? But if he's saying he's paying her and she's not even bothering him to catch the checks, I mean, who knows?

I don't know. Yeah. But he whipped out and excels spreadsheet. It was scrolling through and going, look, here's's all the, here's where every dime goes. And they're just yelling, bucks, bucks, journals, bucks, books, and journals. That's true, although one thing that a con man would be really good at is making a spreadsheet

and just sort of like inundating you with data that you just can't really parse, so, but it makes you look really good. So, I don't know, it's a little bit of a push. I can't really tell who's at fault here, but someone's at fault. And this may need to be escalated to Bethany. I think Bethany may need to step in.

Just need to get frankled, for sure. I think we need to bring this up to the next level. Yeah, so then Luanne gets to some hotel lobby and hugs Jerry, her director of photography. He's like, oh my god, second video. We're doing it. And Evan, her director is like, welcome to your living room. Welcome. Yeah. The Mary Ott Markey lobby. Oh my god, the caviar arrived. So she had gotten caviar for patrusion for everyone. And she goes, I want this music video to reflect the holidays and friends getting together and celebrating and joy and just being with the people that you love.

And if you can't find them, you have Ramona. And that's what I want this vibe to be. Okay, I hope that people get the vibe from the girls because you know you never know. Okay, so in conclusion I want people to watch this video and think wow I love all those holidays where I eat caviar with women I don't really like that much so Billy Stretch comes and he's like well you know this is pretty lately we're in that we're getting this time I don't know that it's gonna be there for this Christmas but maybe next

you say well then we can do an album, an entire Christmas album. He's like, and we'll do it in the summer, because that's when you do Christmas albums. She was, yes, and Leah can rest assured that all the paperwork can be in order. Ah! Ah! Ah!

I also love how Luanne acts like they've cracked the code, because when he's like, you know what, we'll do it this summer. You do these things in the summer, she goes, that's the thing. Like, as if she's getting a leg up on all the other artists who are coming up with Christmas, um, well, they're all working in late November. I'm getting started in July. Ha, ha, tell me this isn't hard work. So Leo picks up Evanie and Leah looks good. and it's because she's dressed in

Jamani. So that answers that question. So she's in like a Giovanni dress that Luanne sent over and she's like, I would never be wearing this, but at least I got Giovanni and not a sweatsuit like last year. Yeah, we see the Sonia Morgan fashion show where she had that sweatsie. So Ebony tells Leah about Ashley and the DNA test and everything. And you know, they are looking at the silver lining, which is that maybe Ebony's father is alive. And she's going to like once and for all, she's going to keep on searching and do some DNA

testing and see like if she can find her father. I think the most amazing thing is if she found out that she's actually Melissa Gorgon's sister, like that would be like, wow, that's what I've been waiting for. That would be crazy. I knew she was on this show for a reason. That would be pretty crazy. God, that would be great actually. So then I'll do it into it. Like wow, a I'd be so

mortified. Could you imagine her going to sit with Melissa and her sisters and her mom? They'd be, what do you do, Hermie? Should be like, okay, bye bye now. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. So now the song is playing. What do I want? F out Chris mess. Yeah. And a row of Ramona. Revive arrives on. Hey, did you ever realize this Ramona?

I never mind. I thought Ramona might be a and grams and a gram for for aroma, but it's not. So Ramona should be with all the boopsy drops. Uh, well, so she arrives on the set and she's like, hello, they're like literally shooting this music video. And she's like, you know what? Hello, can I get some cold champagne? Please, this is warm champagne, okay?

Whoa, I'm gonna put an ice cube in it. Whoa, I spilled. Hey everyone, whoa, whoa, quiet on the set. I spilled some champagne in it. Whoa, I spilled hey everyone whoa whoa quiet on the set. I spilled some champagne guys. Whoa Saw me okay And the director's like okay, Leighanne. We're just gonna do this beginning over and over again She's like oh no, but it's cold out here. It's raining my hair. It's gonna be a mess She's reading to a full diva. It's a minute. Well, she already was one, but now it's really coming out.

So all the way and has to do is walk through some doors and sing her one line and sort of like come to a halt at the piano and she just can't do it. What do I want for Christmas? What's the rest of that word? Christian, Christ Day, Christpo, Christmas. What do I want for Christmas? What am I dreaming up? Chris John, Chris Day, Chris Poe, Christmas. What do I want for Christmas?

What am I dreaming up? It's like, Luan, you're, you walk to the corner, walk to the piano, Luan, walk to the piano. What do I want for Christmas? I'm sorry, there's a fly, it was a floater. It was a floater. All right, that's okay. What do I want for Christmas?

Uh, Luan, don't try to dick bandike over that. So far just go to the piano please. What do I want? WAAAAAAA! Lewan, you walked about, you walked the wrong way, Lewan. You're off the balcony now. Alright, someone go get Lewan please. What do I want for Christmas?

Uh, Lewan, I don't know where you got those bongos, but we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to strike those. Okay, from the top. I'm gonna go take 50, okay? So he's like, don't worry, it's just using, um, opening the door. She's like, but I'm outside, I can't hear the cue if I'm outside. Okay, no, what? Someone's gonna wave to you. Okay, I'm gonna wait

Okay, just go back out there. We're gonna wave. Okay, so what's gonna do? She's gonna go this girl The poor girl this girl can wave wave show me what she did I'm gonna wait you know what you're gonna have a really good career. We're waiting. I'm a business woman Okay, okay, this girl's gonna wave you okay, everybody get over there. I keep writing time. Guy, the wind, the wind. We found the homeless girl and she's gonna wave to you. Okay, I'm refining her caviar so she can turn her life around. Okay, she's gonna wave to the wind.

Look, look at her wave. Okay, the wind. I can't believe the girl who is Molly, who is Sony's ex assistant, one of her ex assistants, so she probably is homeless. It's like, wow, Ramone, you should be a director. She's, I am a director, okay? Somehow, I need to get something done and it gets done. So I could be a director, I could be a producer, I could be a seller of real estate, a woman who looks like a 12 year old who eats stem cells for breakfast, you name it. I could do it if I put my mind to it.

Okay. You ever hear the show property brothers? This can be a show called the property sisters. It's gonna be me and Avery. Because let's be honest, Kai, she looks like my sister. Kai, sorry, I'm sorry. It's my best friend, Slash, Juada. So, uh, Ebony and Leah, calm, Emily, uh, Lou Ann's like,

Girls, Avita, Avita, what a reaction. Girls, you're just in time, we're doing a high-risk stunt that involves me walking through a door and singing. So please make yourself comfortable and brace for some very high-level cabaret. I'm the Tom Cruise of the Mary up Marquis lobby girls. Okay. Maul, help the girls out, all right?

Show them to Kaviar and the, well actually that's all we have. So just show them to that, would you? All right, we ready because it's cold out there, okay? Oh, there should be a song like that. Like, hey baby, it's cold out there. I wish I were in Gishtod. Is that, that's not right?

Well, you know what? Do we yeah? You look great and what? I mean this is a comedy right? I like it. It shows off all your problem areas okay? So what's a music video if you can't actually see someone's Verico Spain's Truita Tress So, alright, are we ready to shoot this? The icon to everything? Oh, what do I want from Christmas? And all of a sudden, Leo's dog comes right into this shot. Like, could someone get this mud out of here?

The champagne flying, a dog running around. I mean, this isn't the Plaza Hotel, it's a music video. Could you get some caviar and get my first shot in? Come on, girl. So Ed said it's so Luan's doing it. Like literally like the 40th time we watched it. And Leah's just watching from the side. And her face is like, you know, like, what is this? She's only been doing it like 30 times already. She's so stupid she can't even sing and walk at the same time, okay? And she's like, I feel like I'm walking into what Louis Anne views as eternal life when she gets to heaven. There's caviar, boxes of diff of these, and her is the star. And Ramona's like, well, Billy, you know what, give me a

drink. Okay. Just starts bossing around Billy. he's like, okay, I'm on our bar go slow. Don't get slosh. Honey, I never get sloshed. Okay, that's one thing I know how to do. I handle my alcohol the way I handle my men. Do it well like a maven. Okay. Yeah, and then she walks away. And Billy's like, oh, so for her forgetting her words and getting sloshed, those things don't have either. Those things are totally disconnected, right? And Lee is like, um, she gets shitty all the time because I know.

This guy knows she does. I get drunk text messages the middle of the night of her boobs. So then, um, now Ramon is just eating caviar and And like only Ramona can eat caviar. She's like, well, yes, caviar. I go caviar. Okay. You know what? Someone said they wanted someone to eat the caviar and I did it, I just get things done, okay?

So then, Luan's like, oh, I'm so sorry to hear about your breakup. And I'd be like, yeah, well, you know, I think right now I'm just gonna take a break from day in a because I mean, you know The thing is with breakups. I just went through on myself with Garth I mean we were spotted in SAG Harbor and photographers came out of nowhere and it was crazy And it's so funny because I knew them all and I just happened to have texted them earlier But I didn't say come take photos of us while we're eating outside at 6.35pm.

So, I mean, they just took so many photos and we were everywhere. Now, you know, I want a guy who's proud to walk down the street with me and you know, a Page Six article about how he's dating a superstar isn't going to make him shy. Yeah, well, men are respectful of women. You know what, they're resentful of women who are more successful than them, smarter than them, have more connections than them, have boobs up to their chin, and have faces like babies that just came out of a wolf guy, men are very resentful people. I know, it's like when I was reading that article about me and Garth and I thought, wow,

look at that resentful person in that photo, and I realized that was my ex-boyfriend, Garth and I thought wow look at that resentful person in that photo and I realized that was my ex boyfriend Garth and page 6 next to me oh god man. Speaking of that I was just telling her that once a date man and they find out I'm in the press they're like Ramona you are fabulous you are gorgeous you are stunning you poop on the floor sometimes but I don't want to be in the press okay, okay? I cannot be in the press, okay? Oh, I mean, it's just absolutely mortifying being in the press. I mean, here you are just trying to live the normal life of a Sack Harbor celebrity and next thing you know, you're on page six with a very handsome man who's just too embarrassed to be seen in your celebrity.

Ah, that's difficult, ladies. It's real difficult. So Ebony is just listening to these two delusional narcissists. Like, okay, thanks for letting me talk about me, girls. Good thought. Good thought. Does he have one word about her breakup?

Good thought, guys. So then Leah does her shot and she's, she's so Leah because she comes in like smiling. She's like, huh, and just drops like smiling. She's like, huh? And just drops it immediately. She's like, where am I looking? All right, let's do it again. Bap, bap, line, line, line. Look, perfectly, perfect. She's like a instant frown.

Yes. So then we have the most random scandal, which is that Laman pulls a pulse Ramona aside. It's like, wow. So you know that Sonia left her caviar in the hotel room, which believe it, her caviar and the hotel room, because I guess she gave Sonia caviar at the birthday party we're going to take home. Well, you know that Loonan just got a bunch of free caviar from Petrosan, right? We all know that obviously Petrosan, this is obviously something that they're advertising through the show. And that's what Lou Ann is giving to people his gifts. Fucking Lou Ann.

She is so cheap. So yes, she's like, well, I heard. I put a little air tag on the bottom of that caviar and I know it was in the hotel. And everyone is like, yeah, you know what? Because she passed out the hotel. That's it. She's, oh, she passed out. Well, you know what, we're going to have to talk to Hank because Hank and Hank will know the real story. She's like, no, I already got the whole story, okay? So he's probably having, basically, Sonya went back to the hotel

that that model was staying at and he was staying there with his girlfriend. Oh, man, I cannot get a squeal out to save my life. That's alright. And who's with this girlfriend? So, Sonya, Dylan, and his girlfriend. Maybe you need some lamb courage open up that throat. When you're a singer, you know all the vocal exercises that go something like this. So Ramona is doing her teradactyl squeal laughing. And then we see that this was all on Instagram live.

And Dylan was like doing a cheesy like, look, I'm so gorgeous face. Looking around his hotel room and like swinging his big mane of hair around. And then we see an arrow pointing to Sonya sitting on the bed. And then another arrow pointing to the girlfriend who's basically just a weave who's packing things. You know what? I saw a girlfriend and Dylan's in the story and then Hank got a call at 2 a.m. and Dylan said, listen, you have to come get Sonya because she's passed out drunk in my hotel room and he got to get her, he got to get her out of here. Okay, I mean, why does Sonya making up stories? I mean, why does she say she

gets hot sex with a hot guy when she actually passed out in his bed and someone had to go get her a tie? Why should do that? Oh, so this whole story she just made up? No wonder she said she'd never see him again. She was trying to pontificate. Oh, well, how grateful are we that we have Hank to go get her? I mean, otherwise, we would have both had to ignore her and that would have been rude. to go get her. I mean otherwise we would have both had to ignore her and that would have been rude. She's always making up stories. Well, and then she said, you see, Lou, I still got it. I'm like, well, those two things that she doesn't got. The sex and the caviar. Am I right, girls? Am I right? So the man catches herself because they're being caddy, but it's also so funny, right? So she's like, yeah. And I get it, of course, Sonya still has it.

She doesn't need to lie about still having it by banging a 25-year-old for crying out loud. I'm gonna say, you know what? She's jealous of Garth. Okay, you know what? I said, you know, it's a good singer-tricy, you're what? And she threw a glass of faucet, my head. Okay, that's it.

Very jealous. Garth. I mean, Garth and I aren't even together. Through a glass of faucet my head Okay That's it! Very judgeable! I mean, Garth and I aren't even together. I mean, after that, Article ran in page 6, which featured a photograph of the two of us above the fold, above the fold. Well, he just couldn't stand that pressure anymore, so we're not even together anymore. Oh, the crushing weight of celebrity! Am I right, girls? Well, she's Jelce, Garth, I'm telling you. Oh yeah, well Garth doesn't even think. Yeah, and did you see how happy she was about that? Okay, she was beaming.

Okay, she was beaming. She was so happy, broke up with Garth. And the one's like, well that is true, that is true. You know what she always does do those things to me. When she's drunk, she's all over. It means she loves me. But in the day time, she makes all these little digs at me. And I know it's coming from a place of just being sad.

I mean, can you imagine up waking up every day looking in the mirror and seeing not me? I mean so who are we alive for anybody to live really? Are you okay? I mean she left the caviar behind too. I mean that's the worst part of the story. All that caviar. So now it's, now it's time to shoot Ramona. So Ramona's record, she's on, she's doing her part and Sonia arrives and Sonia's like, oh, I've got a gift for you, Luann. And so now this is when the Wann and Ramona are so mean. Luann's like, oh, hey, did you just love that caviar that you most, and shortly eight the other night?

Cause I gave it to you and you most, certainly brought it home with you Right did you just love it? She's like, oh, yeah, I certainly did. I did. Did you eat it? Did you eat it? Oh, yeah, I did I ate that caviar You did oh, yeah, I ate it with the model Oh, you had it with the model You know, I love Sonya, but she's a storyteller and not the musical kind so it doesn't really count You know she makes up shit all the time So Sonia is saying hi to all the girls and she says hi to her old assistant

He's now or her old intern. He's now actually probably getting paid. I would assume through the grand and she's like look at us You know look at us. We look great. May I kiss the ring of master strict? I mean you can say whatever you want about Sonia, but at least she's respectful of Billy. She's like the only person in this cast who's like, oh, you're kind of a god. Okay. I'll give you some respect. Yeah, but she's not respectful of the production because we're gonna say quiet on the set. I can't hear my pot quiet on the set, okay? You know, I have a hearing feel, okay? Can't concentrate on sounds. But you got to say, I mean, everything's, I can't hear sounds, okay?

Don't you have sounds? Now I hope the ladies understand that there's a lot that goes into production, musical videos, and caperatios, and I'm not just a diva, it's really, really hard work. I mean, do you think someone can just walk into a room and stand by a piano and lip sync a line? I don't think so.

Well, I'm not gonna get out for Christmas girls to get it on Spotify, it's that's why I have to wait. And you know what, Leah, I'll have my paperwork in order. It'll give me time. And Leah's like, I know she's being sarcastic, but good. Yeah, exactly. So then, so then Ramona, like she does her thing in like one, like two takes and she's done,

she starts dancing, she's, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Where the Havvitt eats out, boys. I caught it. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Remember after being with that model? Well, he was gorgeous. Oh, and he was a very good lover. I mean, God, what a night. Sex, caviar, sex, more caviar, more, more caviar, a little bit more sex. Oh, my goodness. I thought how many eggs is this guy gonna swallow tonight?

And so Sonya's like, you know, I know you didn't like him because he's the feminine. You know, you don't like that. You're not attracted to slim models. Sony wanted remote or both cracking up because he doesn't know any of this yet, right? So she's like, well, I don't like that he was commenting on everyone's outfits, but I mean, he was good looking. Yeah.

And she's like, well, you know what, I have, you know, I've had a hard time sleeping last night because tomorrow's my serious date with some marriage material. And the way I was like, yes, yes, yes. Focus on marriage materials, less on toy boys, am I right? Yeah, I mean, yesterday, you, I mean, well, yesterday you were telling me, yes girl, go for it, go for it,

and now you're not, whatever. And Ramon and Luanne are just like giving each other eyes, just like, this, like Sonia so full of it. Although, I mean, why are they, why is now are they surprised about this? So Luan, Luan's like, well, and he doesn't have a girlfriend, you know that. And she was in the room, wasn't the girl in the room?

She was, oh, well, I don't know about that. It was on his Instagram, Sonia, okay? It was on his Instagram. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And so then Sonia gets on the bed and now she's trying to like keep this she's kind of trying to keep this lie up with Leia. She's like, well, okay, here's what happened. So I get there and our mother bed and it's sexy. It was so sexy And then there was a girl come coming out of the bathroom and you know, I mean I was just there for the dick. So what do I care? And Lee is like so she was there. She is well, I mean, yeah I know she is but well, I guess I just won't ask for details because like it's private. No, it's not private at all Go ahead ask. I mean, it's not any different from any other time. She's so she watched

Oh, well, I mean, I don't care. I would say to get laid. I like dick. I like dicks and not that and she's turning red while she's Saying this like obviously she's full of it, right? Yeah, and then we just hear Ramona like on the other side of the door going so Rita so then then Ramona finds out when he goes we just busted Sonya big time okay she claimed that she went home with Dylan and had great sex but she's lied okay she basically fell asleep there with his girlfriend passed out okay and she's like happening goes well you know she does like to make up stuff. She's like, I'd like to call that. Vying. Okay, because she buys, okay.

And she wins. She does with me. She makes up stuff about me all the time. Okay. Why is she talking about me? And so, have any, it's like, yeah, I feel bad for the girl, but she doesn't have to be entertaining every time

she sees these girls. Which of course she does because. Hello. She's on the TV show every time she sees these girls, right? She says, Sonya, my love, you don't have to sing for your supper. Well, she better not because I'm the only cab racer in town. Am I right? Am I right? So then, it's on the, she doesn't sing during someone's supper.

So then there's just like more, like they're shooting more stuff for this video. And at one point, the camera catches Ramona by the elevators on the phone. She just goes like this. And and someone's supposed to be deposited in January. And then she turns and see the camera goes, no, this is business. This is business. Nope, this business. Yeah. So she's like, yeah,'s like yeah six checks. You know what I'm so upset You know what I have to shoot something but I'm very upset about the checks and they're like Ramona

Please come so we can just finish this day. It's business, okay? You're what with friends and money money always comes first I'm on a shoot okay. I'm on the shoot, but your phone It's a six figure problem. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm having a six figure problem. Okay They're trying to they're placing each other around Billy around the piano and the go sony goes and Ramona can go right and Billy goes under the piano And then they all gather around a globe and spin the globe. And the man's like, well, I think this video is going to be amazing. It has everything.

Singing a globe that spins more singing. It's going to be great. And that's it. The last thing we see is, Sucka Ling the Globe until we find the perfect man. And then they all touch the globe at the same time. It's gonna be a very high quality music video. Yeah, that choreo is on parallel.

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