Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Tea and Ravioli

Episode Date: June 6, 2020

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And now it's time for real housewives of Nihu Hork. It's crazy. Wow. On the show. My God. I mean, I feel like before we dive into this, we have to address something that happened on social media this week with Ramona Singer. Did you see this running? It's with idiot Ramona. You fucking moron Ramona. Guess what? I think she's doing some social thing and someone was like Ramona say something about black lives matters and Quarant guess what Ramona said. Oh, okay Ramona said. Let me think Couldn't be black lives matter cuz that would just be too easy like they fed you the line of Ramona Ramona, please just say black lives matter. Whoa, you know what?

Please just say Black Lives Matter. Whoa, you know what? One Lives Matter, okay? I'm sorry, sorry, but one Lives Matter. No, yes, Ramona, yes. All lives do matter. But how many times they have to be reiterated right now, we're talking about Black Lives, and Black Lives Matter. And all lives can't matter until Black Lives Matter.

Ramona. Ramona. Stupid. Did you seek help? You know, people sometimes, for, what? No, no, no, go ahead, no go ahead before I don't want to change No, I was just gonna say sometimes people forget that Ramona is is pretty much garbage, right?

Like we we have like you know, we you know she We love watching her on TV because she's such a disaster, but sometimes we forget like don't forget She's kind of garbage too, so I remember that Ramona is full on garbage, okay? I know, and we make a lot of things cute, because we like laughing at things and like making little characters and stuff like that. But don't ever forget that we know what we're talking about is garbage, okay?

And especially with Remonia. Yeah, we make money for reason. Yeah, Remonia's always been terrible. It's like, you know, it's just a matter of like, like, is she the most terrible in the group at the moment? But she's always been and always will be terrible. I mean, every single story that people have of encountering Ramona is wretched.

I mean, even when I met Ramona, she was like very cold and evil. But I was like, I thought that was hilarious because it's like, oh, you were exactly what I expected. You know? So yes, so. Remember that time., you know? Oh, yeah. So, yes. So, remember that time history. Reunion where Andy said, well, who did you guys vote for?

Anyone around the circle? And no one would answer, because it was, you know, they're all, obviously, we know who they voted. You know, they don't want to get into it, because they know that they're going to get slammed for being. Ramona's, okay. Yeah. You know, they're going to get some Ramona trouble. So so that's our way of saying yes we did see it and yes

Ramona is garbage so yes Ramona is garbage and and also well what were you gonna say about Kelly oh god Kelly Ben Simone oh no she did some all lives matter thing too and then she posted after like, I'm a victim. She said she posted something explaining what black lives matters means and why it's offensive to say all lives matter, right? So she posted that, but her it was a repost of the thing she wrote above it with something like, I'm a victim of all lives matter, meaning that she was stupid and I'm assuming who knows what Kelly bent, who knows what Kelly means, you know, it's like decoding, you know, the Bible or whatever, but she the Bible, that was the wrong thing

to say, you know what I mean, she's cuckoo is what I'm saying. You carry Ben's corner and leading marches down Fifth Avenue all by herself for many years. Yes, I guess traffic in jogging form. So yeah, she treated something like I'm a victim of all lives matter. And it's like, God, you just just put step away from the electronics, Kelly. Okay, please. You don't need this.

I would love to see Kelly Benzmone and Aaron from Real House, House of Beverly Hills have some sort of like You know brain summit. I would love to hear them discussing pretty much anything together and just hear where that comes out Yeah, just go around the one time and say 5G and see where you get All G's matter Also as long as we're talking about social media dust-ups I read this tweet. I think it was a few days ago, and then I didn't bookmark it,

so I don't remember where it is or what it was. But it was about tonight's episode, and it was from Leah's sister Sarah. I think it was a tweet. I'm fully being a terrible reporter here, which is good news, because you know what? Not a reporter, all reporters matter, okay? But here's the thing, apparently Sarah said

that in tonight's episode Ramona, shout herself. Yeah, I read the phone to the show. You don't remember me. Oh, you did. Okay, I was like, I was like, what? You heard it here. I heard it.

Okay, I was like, I seem to remember hearing it from a very reliable source. Someone very close to me who I talked to on a daily basis. Who could it be? I got, I just did the worst thing. thing I hate that when someone when you tell someone something and then they regurgitate it back to you If you do is they like I do what I heard yeah, okay, well you please reiterate it though for those who are I don't have the dream I think I read it last week on the show on last week show, but it was yeah Sarah left a comment and it was when Avery was coming

for them. You know, Ramona was watching the show on Snapchat or something or Instagram live or something with Avery and Avery was saying, Leah is just, you know, that is too much. You shouldn't even be involved in that. You know, dissing her. And so Leah started saying, oh, really? You want me to come for your kid? Because she's 25.

I don't have no problem coming from her. And then the sister left a comment on Ramona's page saying like, one thing you're not mentioning is that you shat yourself that night that I was with you and everybody had to cover up for you because you were walking around with poop in your pants. Which is like such a vial image and it permeated every scene for me.

Like I just kept that like what, you know, when Ramona comes walking down those stairs at one point I was just like ooh that's a poop walk isn't it? I Couldn't I could not see it everywhere. Yeah, so that's anyway, so we open up back. Oh wait wait one more thing one last thing Ronnie, I know you're trying to get this this show going, but this is all relevant to the episode I also woke up this morning and I was like that episode last night was amazing But is this show just like fully off the rails now like what has happened? And then I went on to Twitter and Greg

Formally a real house was in New Jersey. I'm why am I playing in Greg's last time? You know Greg. Yeah, Greg. Yeah Mm-hmm. He was like, he basically, he put out the theory that Bethany somehow kept them all together. And without Bethany there, they are just totally unhinged. And I was thinking, that's kind of true, but here's the thing, I'm not sure if I am mind. I'm just like, but they are totally unhinged

without Bethany. Or is it just like a weird, is this just a weird confluence of like crises that they're all having in their lives that is just creating a perfect storm of madness and then they throw Leah in there? Like what do you think? I think they're always fucking crazy.

And I don't like giving Bethany credit for everything all the time. So that's, you know, I have that, that going to, like I think Bethany's great and everything, but I don't like that every time Bethany leaves, because it's the second time now that everyone you know, I have that that going to like I think Bethany's great and everything But I don't like that every time Bethany leaves because it's the second time now that everyone's like Oh, can it last without Bethany? It's like Bethany really got on my nerves Probably 70% of the time and she was super entertaining the rest of it, but Bethany's awful too And she's freaking crazy too, so I don't know that she calmed anything down

But I don't know I'm sorry for forgiving until you stop entertaining me because every week I think oh this show how entertaining could this possibly be it's just these ladies getting drunk week after week It's got to get old. What was this episode eight something episode 10? There's episode 10 so it's like okay. Well, this is got to get old right They're just gonna get drunk and scream at each other again. No, you just put some hats from a tea party on and it's a totally new thing. I love it! Love it! Still into it! Yeah, I'm thoroughly entertained. I still think it's like heading shoulders above almost everything on TV to be honest. But yeah, I thought that was

interesting. It was an interesting thought to consider. Like was Bethany somehow the thing that just like that that the small piece of thread that kept them somehow corralled but well I think it kept them silent. I mean I think that Bethany shut people up a lot more because they were terrified of getting you know rigged over the goals by Bethany but you know I say let your freak fly fly. I'm glad that there are. Yeah. Yeah I am too. I am too too and you also had Carol in there too who is more of like a chill vibe So like now you have just there's no chill vibes on there anymore now you do you have no one there who cares about decorum So neither just like running a mock. It's only except at least at least sorry

Sorry, at least sorry, I'm half the time Leah, you know like Leah Leah was kind of filling that role for a while Oh, Like an episode. Okay. So now we can finally start the show. It's speaking of Leo, we just pick up right in the, we're at the last episode, left off, which is Leah and Ramona, like they're hashing things out in Newport in the afternoon, like sort of seaside or whatever.

And basically that's where Ramona just was like, you know what? You know what? You know what? What the behavior that I saw? Like maybe you just don't like it. Okay? Right?

Sorry, I just don't like it Leon. Sorry. Sorry. Well maybe it just sound like me. I mean, maybe it just sound like me. It's like maybe I don't. Okay? Cause I'm like the baby.

I just said, okay, I'm saying about it. So we opened right after that and we just like like well, I just want to know that everybody's freaking out about my behavior Like is everybody freaking out about my behavior because she said everyone's freaking out during this like no Because of course Durinda loves it, you know Loves it, but then Sonia's like I thought it was scary I mean says Sonia who literally literally had to have the paramedics called on her last year because she fell on the floor while seated. Yes.

Says Sonia, the most terrifying out of all of them, really, to go out with. And the way I was like, I mean, I didn't really like the whole Tasmanian devil part of it. You know, you know, I'm talking about that. It was a pop culture reference for you, a little Tasmanian devil, you know, the know, you know what I'm talking about? That was a pop culture reference for you. It'll Tasmanian devil. You know the little furry gentle man.

He'll be on my show coming up this fall. We're in Cabaret with a calendar's reboots with fuck married Tasmanian devil. Am I right ladies? Am I right? Yeah. I'm really like, all right. So what you're telling me is that no one was freaking out

but this girl this one right here. And the least is like, I wasn't freaking out. I had just never seen anyone go off the rails like that. I mean, that was off the rails. Look at me, look how terrified I was. Look at my face. To terrified. I'm just so terrified right now.

Intensely psyched. But we're all together. We were, it's not like we were in the restaurant. We were in another part of the hotel. The part where they have weddings and babies tower. And others and navigants are on us to indicate that your life is progressing. Because I was like, look, I was screaming.

I was laughing. I was crying. Like I'd been holding that in. And like I just needed to get that out. And like I couldn't do it last week because I was like, look, I was screaming, I was laughing, I was crying. Like, I'd been holding that in and like, I just needed to get that out. And like, I couldn't do it last week because I was with my kid. And so I just had to let it out. And I just hand to him. Yeah.

And so I just had to let it out. So at least clearly doesn't buy it. But she's like, you know what? I just kind of shot her up. So I'm just going to do that weird awkward hug where I put my arms around her neck. And there we go. Yeah. There we go. Hugging your nape. Hug around your neck and there we go. Yeah, there we go hugging your nape, hugging your nape. All right, so they go and they have lunch. They sit down for lunch and

Leah's talking to Elise still about it and Elise has changed her whole tune now because she's like, well, this girl may be like nuts, but she's way more fun than the other ones and at least she'll talk to me like the other ones still will talk to me even when I'm on their side You know, so she's like well listen Leah, you're passionate. You must be a real firecracker and bad, huh? I've never been with a woman which is always very important to say in this cast because everybody cares a great deal If you have but if I were to be it would be you Everyone's like whoa I thought it was whoa, I thought it was me. I thought it was me, okay?

All, lesbian, trist, marrow, okay? Ramona, stop it. And then we see a clip of Ramona telling everybody that the last guy she was with needed three condoms a night and at least going, oh, I wanna sleep with you. You know, I wanna sleep with you. You must be a real firecracker, Ramona.

I wanna sleep with you too. So I can have, there are other compliments than I want to fuck you. Okay, Elise? Yeah. By the way, also, we shouldn't gloss over the fact that Leah said she goes, you know, me and this guy I'm dating, Peter Chip, you had a falling out. And so I tried to forget it and I drank too much. Like, that's, that's not, if you have like a real, like, checkered history with alcohol, that's not necessarily a great thing that you drank to forget, you basically self-medicated and you overdid it.

Not a great sign, Leah, not a great sign. Yeah, look at me, I'm staying all quiet. I'm like, what else do you use drinking for? Like, I don't know. The nutrients. I'm like, I'm saying quiet because it's Friday and I know what I'm doing in an hour and a half I'm going to Dr. Tito's to black some shit out okay

So Lewand's like Girls from cocktail girls. Now this is one thing that Bethany Smith's this is one time she's missed ordering things Someone pointed out on Facebook and I was cracking out there like this is why they needed Bethany Smith, this is when times she's missed ordering things. Someone pointed that on Facebook and I was cracking out there like this is why they needed Bethany to order things because no one can order anything ever. Yeah, exactly. Like if you go to like if you like unleash a bunch of cats in a room and then say here go hey cats I'll sit right here they're not gonna do that but if you put up a bunch of fancy feasts they'll line up it's fine. Yeah, so, uh, and then, uh, Leo, sister Sarah walks up and feel like here comes Sarah

and then goes, whoa, she does look older. Oh, oh, oh, so Leo and Trimney and she's like, you know, uh, Luan's like, wow, she has the same blue eyes as you, but they're older, you know, it's like the same blue eyes As yours, but cloudy like a dog that's about to pass, you know what I'm saying. I love that older energy that you've brought to this You know to this town, you know, this is such an old town It was great to have some old energy in here, too. I'm really glad that we have you here I love blue eyes, and I love old blue eyes speaking of will blue eyes Frank Sinatra and I love old blue eyes, speaking of old blue eyes, Frank Sinatra. Oh, I'm in the middle of the moon.

And let me play among the stars with boobies, because it's an adult show now. All right. I did it my way, or a Sarawid saying, I did it an older way. So that Ramona gives Sarah this big warm hug, as if she always wanted Sarah to be there in the first place. And then Durrinda does that sweet little lady thing

where she waves across to him. Hi, yeah, hi, how are you? Hi, hi, hi. And then Sarah, everyone's being so over the top. It's that there's never been a controversy. And then Durrinda, I don't know if he knows this, but Sarah goes up to Sonya. I was like, this is Sarah. And Sonia does not get up from her chair and just goes,

hi. And just keeps just like looks back at her food. Sonya, the way you fall down, you could you should just be nice to people because they're literally something you can lean on when you're shit face. You know what I mean? Like at least be nice to the girl for her prop value. You can always use a crutch, Sonya. Yeah. Yeah. This season's been really good in reminding us also that while Sonya is fun loving in a drunk and silly and she loves the case and all this and that, she's still a stuck up

a recider as well. Like, well, let's not forget that as well. OK. Yes. Tattoos. Leah. Leah's like, well, this is Ramone. You might notice there's some pink in her hair. And the way I go, and Papa, Leo's like, well this is Ramone, you might notice there's some pink in her hair

and the wagon goes, and Puppa. She's like, because I put some berries in there. Everyone is like, you know what? I'm really glad right now that Leo's old ice sisters here. Okay. I can't come. I said, can you deal with it? Okay. And at least it's like, I got a joke that's gonna lie at the table. Hey Sarah, guess what? I immediately like you because you have dark hair and bangs. Like me. Anyone anyone here that has got, I call that an Elise. You got a least.

You guys look like you challenge eyes. Well, Roman goes, yeah, both your eyes are beautiful. Okay, there's something about you. There, there, there. Oh, one slightly older, slightly older. Okay, I can't, hmm, I line all these eyes up. I see four eyes, but she seemed just slightly older. So Durinda's like, where do you live in Sarah says Williamsburg? My old neighborhood. Yes, 475 Kent Avenue. Love you, Williamsburg. So she's, I mean, what part of those bangs like say, I would indicate, do you even have to ask someone,

if you're, those are like, she comes in looking so Williamsburg amongst all these upper reciders. She really does. And when we first saw Sarah's bangs, we said, oh, she just did those at home and slept. No, that is salon bangs from Williamsburg. They are purposely. Williamsburg dress code right there. That is a very expensive bangs cut from Williamsburg. They are purposely one fat. Williamsburg dress code right there. That is a very expensive

banks cut from Williamsburg. Yeah. So then Durrindo is like, you know, it's amazing. The amazing thing is our New York one public access TV. They had this especially all these amazing things in Williamsburg. The best macaroons, the best donut shop, the best things, the best subway grates, the best dead leaves. Wow, I recorded it. I recorded it and I was like, yeah, we should stay in the hotel because it's far away. It's far away, you know. Yeah, I told you, let's go there. But we gotta get a hotel, cause it's far away.

I was like, I was waiting before the geography shaving to come in. She bettered her up a little bit with a, I saw you on public access because some lady with tassels, you know, some lady with tassels on her boobs through a donut. It's like, that's Robin Sparkles, Duranda, you perv. Stop watching that. I get scared thinking about Duranda going to Williamsburg

because I feel like she would go in search of like the best donut shop Whatever and then just like wind up Accidentally infiltrating the his it a community and just causing ma'am You know I could just see in the middle of a horror like hey, he's pretty cool Williamsburg like Dorenda This is not your community. I love it. I did I'm not gonna live in close to the city. He's moving, moving, moving. He's moving, moving.

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He's moving. He's moving. He's moving. He's moving. He's moving. He's moving. He's moving. about orthodox. It's a very serious. Well, on orthodox is about someone who flees the aesthetic community. Orthodox is someone who's just loved in life. Love in life in Williamsburg. Okay, I think I saw orthodox. That was a good film. So back at the hotel, Sunye goes up the stairs sideways because she can't walk in her clothes. This is really funny.

And then Tinsley and the Youngs, the Youngs are hanging on on their balcony and Tinsley's like oh my god The Sun is so beautiful. Let's take a selfie. I've never actually seen prettier light So they take a selfie and Sarah's like wow you know Lee is always getting too sensual with me and turns to go well I have made out with my sister everyone just they just look at her like what? It's like but it's a joke like one time I mean it was a joke guys it was a joke and they're like you. Dale, Dale's just like face pomming at home. Like, oh, God, whatever, whatever suitas she had left

have now left her surely. So now it's getting closer. It's like 6.30, it's getting closer to dinner. Ramona's getting ready. Sonya's declaring that she's not gonna change her hair or her makeup. She's just gonna change her clothes. And then we go over to

we have some. Did you notice that they're showing shots of everyone getting ready and they go to a Lisa's room and show a shot of a Lisa's room and the sound effect is just crickets. I mean that's that's really weird. No I did not. I was just like having serious like bang jealousy of Sarah. She's like I always thought my bangs were pretty cutting edge But then Williamsburg bangs came in and showed me the real deal. Yeah It's time for commercial. It's time for celebrity beef You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm that Bellasife and I'm Sydney battle and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast,

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Dorenda just stays wasted this entire episode basically. So she goes over there and it's like You would everyone with this leaflet yeah, I can tell you that let me help you can live with the canap lake that but But you can do it, you know Yeah, I think it will go see but I don't watch say late say a play. Oh, baby. I do. I know But anyway, so Durant basicallynda talked to John on the phone and she fell into an emotional spiral, which is probably why she started drinking alone again that afternoon.

And she just feels really bad because she feels bad that she's making him feel bad. So Luanne is there pretty much to give her a pep talk. Yeah, Luanne's like, have you fucked a pirate lately, Lys? I did that even before my last break up and it worked like a chore. Right? Durin is like, you know, when we be the dad person, when you leave somewhere, you know? Like my mother Rawi says, leave the party the best person.

And I have a great track I could have doing that. I always leave the party the best person. I know, I think the editors really missed a golden opportunity to be here to show a Durinda leaving a party montage. Fuck you! Yeah. Fuck you! Here comes the candy garden bus. Going to candy garden.

Dine of fire, bitch! And the man's like, well, I feel like you feel bad for John and that's not a good way to make a decision. I mean, here's what you, oh okay, you want to open the wide, okay hold on, alright let me grab that for you. He's terrible at this, by the way. Here, here's what I have to say. Don't feel bad for John, just remember that John is a mouth breather who went to the University of Burger King. So here, cheers. It's funny because Luan never knows really what to say. She just knows that she should be saying something supportive. So she's like, you know what

you have to do with John? You have to basically let him, let the birdcane open. Yes, you know because this is a time for you to be peaceful Exactly what I was gonna say no Luan you were gonna say anything, you know You're just gonna be like this is the time to Order somebody to open this wine for us and this is also a time for you to say thank you for the wine Luan You just have to let John for. You gotta let that bird fly. I don't know, maybe John's more of an emi. I'm not really sure he's a bird full of fly, but he can certainly trot at a decent pace

and you have to let him trot away. Let that, let that, let that kiwi go. You know what I'm saying? Listen, Dumbo had no problem making it over to Stadia. And I'm sure John won't eat there. Let him fly. Listen, we can send a monkey to the moon. had no problem making it over to stadium. I'm sure John won't eat there. Let him fly! Listen, we can send a monkey to the moon. We can certainly send John to boutique, am I right?

I think she goes, she touches her face and she's like, you land on your feet, you always do. And I was like, cue another montage of Durinda literally never landing on her feet. Please, how is this not a Durinda stumbling down the street in every scene, montage? Come on people! I mean, I, I mean, even I appreciate the irony of me saying you'll land on your feet while you're still in a free fall for the past five years. But anyway, cheers, cheers.

Now let's talk about that crazy old chrome who joined us for lunch, am I right? Yeah, she's like, well, I've been there. I mean, if you don't deal with, if you're not talented enough to deal with your emotions with songs, I mean, what are you gonna do? Por darinda. Por darinda.

So now it's eight o'clock and they all go to a restaurant called the Clark Cookhouse, which I feel like maybe was this, maybe it's some sort of like difficult table or whatever because I don't know, because obviously Tinsley has a little bit of an arbonate because her friend owns the restaurant and she asks her friend to arrange a table for all of them. And I don't know how difficult that is or not, but maybe it was a difficult thing. I don't know why I'm talking. I don't know why I'm still talking.

I'm going to drink some coffee and I'm going to wrap up my sentence right now. Well, Sarah, it's like, why would you bring all of these people to your friends restaurant like aren't you a little worried and say No, it'll be fine So Durinda and Sonia come in and Ramona is like whoa sir bathroom. What's a bathroom? It's because it's downstairs or something And so Ramona walks up the stairs and she's like, what is she doing? Why is she going upstairs? Yeah, Sonia and Durin to go downstairs to the bathroom together. Ramona just goes upstairs, which is where I imagine the shooting of the pants happens because it's when Ramona comes down those stairs. She has such a strange gate like her knees are like going in

two different directions and she's almost like trying to hide her butt against the railing but also go down the stairs. I was like I might not have noticed it normally but now once you've said that she's shot her pants during the scene I feel like it happened up there. Well that would be so remounted to do that and then just go flirt with guys like no what's gonna know. No no Kai could be, could you come in from anywhere? It's probably coming from the food, because you know what?

The food smells like shit anyway. Of course, Tinsley would take us to a place where the food smells like feces. I'm sorry, sorry, but let's face it. It's a terrible place in day class, it's basic. So then Romana goes straight to the bar, basically. And Tinsley's like, here's the thing, when your table's not ready,

that's when you go to the bar, but when your table's ready, you don't go to the bar. And Tinsley has extreme host anxiety at the moment, and it's hilarious because that's kind of like me. So, like, that would be me in that situation. Guys, the table's ready. So Ramona goes, there's something like dude sitting at the bar at the bar is just like he's just like a slub but like he's

under the age of you know 65 so Ramona is excited and so she goes up to him and he's wearing shorts by the way so she walks up to this guy in short she says I think you forgot your pants. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo Senate candidate and Missouri is facing criticism over a statement He wrote that called feminist she doubles and said he expects his fiance to have dinner prepared for him every night So there you go. That was that guy. That was the guy the guy that was sitting there Apparently, yeah, oh my god, they're acting like this guy is Robert redford. Okay. It's so funny So he's like and Ramona only pays attention to the hot one you know she ignores the chubby friend of course she's like only being like this guy but like let's like please please put like some major air quotes around the hot one but the sky please yeah but yeah

exactly up the two yeah so she goes up to him she's like whoa thank you for got your pants Sarah Exactly. Of the two. Yeah, so she goes up to him and says, well, I think you forgot your pants, Sarah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like not so humble brag like who says that no I'm actually from New York but I also have a homin's at Hampton I'll be asked about where if you have other states and the man imitating her her flirting but so true just hormonis like jerky flirting she's like I'm like trying to like aim the straw in her mouth and she's like I feel like we're remonna flirt she's like on some sort of like new Dave and buster's game, right?

Like where it's like, all right, you've got 50 seconds to hold on to the pole in the middle of the moving platform. See how long you can do it. Whoa, I can do this. I'll get a lot tickets, okay. You can get my Dave and Buster's glass. Whoa, whoa, okay. 45 seconds left. Oh my god, look at all the tickets I'm wearing.

So she goes, where are you from originally? And the guy's like, well, she's like, not you, Chubb. Okay, talking to the hot one. Okay. Wait, you've got it. I'm talking to the hot one, okay? Wait, you found it. By the way, the hot one was trying to push his friend onto her mother, but she was only going for the hot one.

But anyway, continue. Yeah, that's what I was saying. She's like, he's like, sorry. But my friend here and she's like, no, no, whatever, who cares about you, okay? No, that's cute. Where are you? It's like, but my friend just got his eyebrows wet.

She's like, gross, okay? Scott's gonna wait, okay? I're like, but my friend just got his eyebrows to act. She's like, Gross! Okay, scutts! Get away! Okay? I think I'll stand in personal space. Okay, chubby friend. Okay, where are you from? And this guy's like, uh, Arkansas. She has Arkansas. I never known anyone from Arkansas. I'm sorry to crack you up. She's not a Clinton supporter.

Further proof that she did not a Clinton supporter. Further proof that she did not vote for Hillary. Yeah. And the guy's like, well, I guess you do now and he looks annoyed, but he doesn't leave you out. Yeah, he's like a no, he just got Arkansas shan, but he's also a Newport Rhode Island where like I feel I feel like if you see an older white lady in Newport Rhode Island, chances are she's going to shan me if you're not from like New York

or Rhode Island or something. That's my really unsubstantiated theory. And by the way, Bueller just showed up in the back of your screen. I know. I think he heard all the Ramona. He heard all the Ramona laughing. I can't even put his band in the middle of that couch

so that he'll be on, you know, behind me, but he keeps moving it over. So he's now it's just like his little tail wagging back there. I just see his tail and now he's gone. Well, if you look, it looks like you forgot your pants, okay? Hi, I'm a monopped guy, how's it Southampton? Okay. So, too, so yeah. So, yeah. Oh my god, every time we go out with a remona, she's getting up from the table and talking to boys and men. It's like the show she's still got it, but like, you're not giving anyone on one time to your friends.

This is the show you've got it. And that's not cool. Who has ever wanted Ramona to be at a table? Like, I don't know that anyone on this cast has ever been, like, you know what would make this better? If Ramona was here. Yes. I mean, I don't know.

They should've just ordered their food and eaten it. And then Ramona will come find like, I mean, I don't know they should just order their food and eat it and then Ramona will come by and like I think You know what I think it was actually kind of good didn't order food for me. Okay. I'm sorry Like I'm not you know, I was talking to the gentleman. You still could have waited for me Okay, just order that food and you know, it should learn her lessons like a toddler, right? Like Isn't that isn't that how you discipline toddlers you if they don't act right then you just eat food without them No, you get a fly swatter rope chair, I don't know so So then so now she's further flirting continues and this guy apparently he like worked in national security or something like that or formally worked in national security

I'm gonna go whoa Do you have a black belt Which I'm like he's not security in Ramona, whoa, do you have a black belt? Which I'm like, he's not a ninja Ramona. He's like working in national security does not mean that he's like out there karate chopping bad guys. Yeah. I was wondering if a black belt was actually like a security thing, but then I remembered it was Ramona and I wouldn't bother Googling it.

I was like, I'm not even gonna Google that, okay? I will not be tricked into this Ramona. Well she did then say are you wearing like gone at something? Because I certainly see something in your pants okay. Is that a gun in your pocket? Are you just happy to meet someone who has a house South Hampton? He's like are you single ninja? And he's like no I'm engaged but this guy's like no gross get away, gross, get away from me, get away from me. Okay. You're like, I like you, I like him. He's stupid, he went five ham.

Okay, who's Sester is he? Yeah. And then like, she's yelling something, who does she yell at to? Does she yell at the guy? I think trying to be flirty. She's like, are you drinking the stormy thing? The stormy thing?

Drinking the stormy thing is if she, I guess she just learned what darkened stormy was. So she's like, whoa, that stormy thing, that's crazy. I drink all the darkened stormy. That's like my friends over there at the other table. Look at Elise. She's darkened stormy. Her bangs, she's dark hair, and she's stormy. So boring. She's more of a darkened boring and kay. So back at the table during this, the waiter comes over with the blackboard with the special sound and during the say, youiren is the waiter comes over with a blackboard with a special sign and Jiren is like, you know what, we can't use specials yet. He came there, Louie here, we're waiting for a fence.

What's his name, waiter preaching? Hi, I'm Jiren the Natalie. Okay, come back when you see the slutty scarecrow with the boni-ass and his seat. Which, here we are now, little one. I love that she introduced herself with a full name. Like she was in customer service for the table Like that was great

She's doing a does that drunk thing where she's just like wasted at the table so she's just putting on lipstick like really badly I'm surprised she didn't look like Diane Weas from I'm not Diane From Diane Weas I've seen that scene where she's putting lipstick all over her face From while and wild things no now I'm the worst the David Lynch movie wild at heart. Oh Wild at heart. Yeah, the people are so confused right now. Sorry you guys or she could look like Diane weast I mean, I'm sure there's a role of like I'm sure Diane we've had some crazy role where that Duran Dukin could look yeah like So then Ramona for people who think that our Ramona

impersonation is over the top, we then have Ramona doing an impersonation of our impersonation. She goes, let's face it, okay? My seat right now is next to Quotland, and it's much better than my seat at the table, okay? She does a lot of lists of cases. And she does a lot of this in this episode where she blinks and shakes her head,

like she's being electrocuted, where she's like, blah, blah, blah. A lot of this in this episode where she blinks and like shakes her head like she's being electrocuted Where she's like a lot of those tonight. Yeah, like she accidentally decided to put one of those Buzzer things up her butt. So um, so then there's an under-industance She starts ordering out. She's not trying to be bathy. She starts ordering appetizer from table, but she's wasted So she's like, you know what? Pinchy MAPITIZER OISTS! Something fried, something blue, something bowed, red balloon. We're not getting married to Ringo! I was really getting married!

Like how she says ursters Nice big So she's just in a snitch. She's like they're coogering out over there. This is so And we just like look just tell him that this is your friends Plagues and they're embarrassing you at your friends place and they shouldn't train in barrisy like that at your friends place So she's like, but it's all that oh your friends place and they shouldn't train in Paris. You like that at your friends place? I'm such a little bit. Oh. So Tinsley marches up like an angry little girl. And she's like, this is really nice.

Have you have this spot right here tonight? And like, you know, it's just like he's not going to hook up with you. He's just stop. Stop. He's on the table, mom. And when she goes up to Sonya, she's like, can we sit down? Send you just go. I's like, can we sit down, send you a disk,

I'm like, looks at her, like it's like some disgusting human being with a flyer. You know, like when you're somewhere nice and someone comes up with a flyer, and you're like, no, I'm not coming to your comedy show. Get out of here. Yeah. I then Sony goes, I don't wanna hook up with him.

We're talking business. I'm like, well, this probably explains why your business is not taking off. Because this is the, we're talking business. I'm like, well, this probably explains why your business has not taken off. Because this is the guy you're doing business with. So, I'm just like, I can't believe Tinsley is trying to drag me back to the table. I think I'll sit at this bar and you pour it drinking stormy things with hot man.

Okay. And then Luann and Sony are just like sharing a martini olive between their lips like lady in the tramp style They're just being there's been messy at this bar So so that tinsies like the hers. She's like at snit level five She's like Ramona. I didn't do anything. They're not even looking me in the eyes. They're not even looking me in the eyes Ramona is just fully ignoring her She keeps like she'll look at her and then just

She's just like and then she blinks or the other one sorry Arkansas man Yeah, she's just blinking really hard like but totally not paying attention anything right next up you Walking so high okay, okay, she's like her eyes are getting like crazy And she's just like twitching her head a lot. It's so we're not talking about it because she pooped her pants Okay, that's smell that's her that that little girl's we don't talk we don't talk to little girls who pooped their pants And son you guys so I'm not a man because Sonia and Lou anner just watching Ramona do this It's a Tensley and Sonia's like when Ramona is talking to a guy. She'll just turn her back right to you and the man's like Yeah, she's not a good wing woman

into a guy, she'll just turn her back right to you. And the man's like, yeah, she's not a good wing woman. She also, I'm surprised that I noticed this because this is normally your department because I never noticed these things. Who had trope on their nose. Yeah, this was so obvious. At one point, Sonya was just like laughing. And she just rubs her nose like this like five times I mean it was just so blatant. It was so blatant these girls were drunk and high as fuck Just making a seat at this quaint this quaint little Restaurant a new port. I mean I was like mortified, but like at the same time like deeply entertained Yeah, so it says like you're rude and you look like a cougar, so whatever. So then we start getting little cuts of Durinda's conversation with Elise. Durinda is hammered.

And Elise just looks like she wants to go home, you know, she's like, oh god. So Durinda's like, we need to love someone so much. No, I mean, you love him so much. You just want to eat him. You want to call him up and even take a life and fork, like right in the belly, and you're like a little mustard. Let him eat you, lover. You know what I mean?

At least it's like, oh my god. I would rather watch an Arnie protest right now. LAUGHTER Durrinda's new thing is that she finds them at the table and then sucks them into a really sloppy conversation about some things that are at least the latest victim. And they show her shit. You just see her, she subtitles, you know, it's her beauty.

And I just said, it's unintelligible under it. And she was like, convulsing, and probably she's like her knees. And I swear to God, I swear to God, I watched it like five times in a row. And even Dom was laughing and he's normally so disgusted by these women. Even Dom was laughing at that. I mean, it's unintelligible. This is gonna be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,,,,,, yeah, and Sonia cut back to the bar. So he's like well, I was talking to your buddy And he says he has a two-year-old and a 16-year-old and I said well, you know what? That's more Leuand She's right there Leuand's right there I miss that yes young mother Leuand is standing right there to take this guy off your hands So Leah now comes to the bar because she's got a new plan She's like I don't know anything like me coming to the bar and those guys, like, they're not even going to pay attention to those lighties because like, I'm going to be there with my sister. So she goes

up to the bar and sure enough, the guy, I mean, guys are so fucking predictable. And it was, it was honestly, it was was actually kind of brilliant. Like I actually thought, like this was, this is amazing. I mean, whatever you want to think about Leah, like her pulling this move to get the woman to come to the table was genius. Yeah, because you're right. Guys are predictable. Oh, predictable. It makes me crazy.

So she starts to giggling with her sister and of course the guys are, hey, and she's like, well, actually, we want our friends to come to dinner So we're joining you and that was her mistake I don't she should have just Flirted with him and pulled them away because he got immediately annoyed It's like oh this hot girl's just using me, you know to get these no she did She did the exact right thing because basically well first of all they they sit down They're like okay, we're gonna distract him so he looks like and they look at him

They just start giggling like they start like laughing like so then he starts to get like a little annoyed and then she's like They're like um are you single? He's like I have a fiance and then Sarah goes well, I don't think your fiance would appreciate the situation and then he goes Well looks like this situation is your fucking problem We just like so obnoxious and he just walked away, but you know what problem solved he's gone Yeah, wow an aggro an aggro Frat boy like washed up frat boy Who treats women like shit hey southern charmer here has some openings Yeah, you should move to Charleston. Yeah, you should go up

So Leah goes up. So the league goes up to Ramon and the women and she goes, she's like, well, you won't believe the disgusting things he just said to us. Ramon goes, no, stop, stop. Ramon is like furious now that she was cocked blushed. Stop, stop, okay? I've already shot my pants.

You've already shot my opportunity, okay? I've had enough, okay. And the man goes, really? Because he was just talking to us and he was fine. And Sarah goes, yeah, well, I said, don't you have a wife? And Ramona's like, no, stop, okay? And Leah got smacked and accomplished. He laughed.

So then Sarah's like, I mean, Ramona, like you're yelling at me, we haven't even met yet. Like it's strange to me that you're ignoring me, like, statically ignoring me, you know, because Ramone is, she's just like being a little asshole to this girl. I remember just saying, whatever. So, so then she's like, you know, the last thing

you should be doing is coming to me, chasing weight, some man that I'm talking to. I'm like Ramone, you don't have to talk to every single man. You're not gonna date, you're not gonna date this guy, you're not gonna have sex with this guy. You like, you don't need, like you're at a group dinner, like control your lines for two hours and then go up to the bar afterwards, like relax, okay, there's a lovely lady with bangs

who just came all the way from Moonsburg, go meet her, she's just beautiful blue eyes and she's seen school. So chill out. Back to Derinda going, and Lily gave me his black card. And he's like, so chill out back up back to Dorenda going and really gave me his black card He'll let about this and he's like do you like it because he look like we put too much emphasis on sex and he's like It's important. It's really bad. And he's not really like to the guy good spot out of silk So then at this point now the woman finally are all at the table and turns like well Yes, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good going on? So, Tins is like, you know what? I want Tarn to range this. Everyone's, who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Just like who cares last night?

She's don't compare me to the other. What are you kidding me? What are you kidding me right now? Tins is like, oh my god, well here's the difference. And then Elise goes, this is escalating. You know, I mean, with Sonia Ramona and Luan, this is a geriatric version of Girls Gone Wilds. Like, you got at least. You got a list of girls. So then, everyone was like, you know what? Here's the thing, whenever we go to restaurant, we always go to the bar first. We always sit at the bar first.

Even though this is the first time you've seen it, this will always do it first. Okay? You know what? My table's always ready, baby cats. Baby cats, my table's always ready. And then the remote does that thing. Starts that when she's tumbles on. Yeah, she realizes she says something that's sort of cute. So she goes, my table's always ready.

Oh, it's ready, baby cats. Yeah, my table's always ready. Ready, baby, cakes. It's ready, baby. Okay, Ava, my table's always ready. Ava, Ava, tell it to your friends, okay? I'm in sun, you just start dancing around to you. And she's like, I got a number.

Okay, she came over and ring, ring, ring, ring. And after both just dancing around. And then when I was like, shh. There are shrimp at the table. There are shrimp here. So Monson, you're talking to us. You were with us at the bar, Louan. You were with us.

It's like, I know I was acting like a maniac the other night, but at least that was a fun maniac. So now, so now Louan is mad because now the desire to have social graces has trumped her desire to get some dick at the bar. So she's like, all right, all right, everyone's being, everyone's being so nasty to everyone, it's disastrous. We're making a spectacle. This is ridiculous You know what we need right now some Calburon everyone three two one dream path a table Trim cocktail it's not an actual cocktail So don't

Romana's just still going like talk to her then talk to her. It's like your dances over Romana Okay, and Sarah's like well actually I think this might be a combination of people and we're gonna go say what? Talk to sister okay? It's all for you guys talk to sister and she's like what did I do? She's like you guilty by association okay? Guilty by association? Did you always always ready? I? table so it's ready hey table so it's ready table so it's ready okay so different just like hey let's have a kumbar because you know it's like busy the ways you just say when you need to come people down you gotta yeah so we're gonna start

strangling herself with the stock of corn that's been left on the table and Emily is like, you know, you should take notes from my sister about how to behave politely. She was seriously after last night, okay? You have the audacity? The audacity of my table that's already ready? Could do is for you for actually getting some balls, but you know what? You have too much audacity right now, okay? We haven't got a Ram too much audacity right now. Okay. We haven't got a Ramona or audacity.

Wow. We had a let's face, we had an audacity, and we had some you know what, we had an okay, and we had everything. Yeah, so during the cycle, I mean, I ain't going home. I can't just stayed home. Yeah, go to ghost untis I'll get up and everything.

Ha ha ha. I like that you. See, this is what I love, Durinda, in everything. I like that she has that. See, this is what I love to Rinda because like she can get so nasty and like that her fixation to see if the season is so vile. But then she does things that are just like so. I don't know, like even when she was talking about how she was watching New York one, like I just feel like I know that person and I've like talked with her before and I just, I don't know, I just

loved her and I can't help it. I just love that she wants to go home and watch Ghost Hunter and spend some time watching New York one, watching about like neighborhood restaurants in New York one. I love that. So then, Tim's Lee is still mad. So she's like, I just said, please, I just said to you, please, like me and my friend and go to the table. And, Ramona starts pretending she's crying.

She's like, oh, stop screaming at me. Okay, stop. Because now, she's got to be like her screaming also. Yeah, she, yes, but that's what she's saying. Like, you're screaming at me and now I'm triggered because of my childhood. Like, that's her new thing. Oh, she starts pretending what she's saying. Like, you're screaming at me and now I'm triggered because of my childhood. Like, that's her new thing. Oh, she starts returning.

She's been triggered again because of her childhood. So she's like, oh my God, I can't do this to me. I can't do it. It's so neat. It just takes two gourds, because whoever put these props out for them, they're like, we're gonna use it.

We're gonna use all our materials. And so I'm gonna take two gourds and put some honor here. And it goes, where's DINIT PODY ATHTHER? And it's like, you know the way I was like, oh, the screeching gets back. Someone like crackles into the house. Oh. Our mud is just like, Triggin, Cape Triggin. Oh my gosh. And then they just show this close

up of this queen behind the bar bar or queen standing next to the bar Just drinking like just at the audio entire audience He just like It was one of the most amazing silent cameos we've seen We see a lot of cutaways on all these shows But this guy with this little sweater draped around his shoulders and his like puffy hair and his martini and his bulging eyes like So So then

Anyone some shrimp they catch you and actually do shelter for us Who likes a shell am I right everyone? Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp. So the Ramona are sitting there not whispering to each other at all, right? And so she's like, what? There's so much negative energy here, okay? And the sister, she's like a demon. It's not even good. It's not even good.

Yeah, she's the weirdo. With those blue eyes, those slightly older blue eyes, classic traits of a demon, the demon with the beautiful blue eyes that are slightly older than you'd expect, okay? So the man's like, I'm making an executive decision. Shrimp win the presidency. Also, we're going back to the hotel and I love shrimp. And some of you's like, no, I'm not going anywhere. So Leah just Leah, so Leah and Tinsley and Sarah get up to leave. And then Leah, she just takes some food, except this point we do not know it's a ravioli, but she takes a ravioli and she just rolls it in Ramona's face. And Ramona's like totally like unfazed by it. I know. At least it's like Ramona didn't even flinch.

And Ramona's like sitting there with sauce on her face, like whatever. So they leave and she's like she's like sitting there with sauce on her face, like whatever. So they leave and she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's nuts, okay. And the outside is like, well, yeah, just through a Raviyoli interface, okay? Like, I don't even care. And her sister's like, yeah, well,

sometimes you gotta throw Raviyoli at somebody. Like, somebody just gotta. I mean, okay. Is this show off the rails? Yes, but she threw a Ravioli in a remodeled space. Like, please just like process that for a moment. And like, when you, like, like, like, there are such serious, serious things

happening in the world right now. And like, you know, when you need a moment of levity, please just remember that, that Leah threw a Ravioli in moment of levity, please just remember that Leah threw a reveal in the room on the space. Please remember that. They just be like, like, God, fuck this. We have so much work to do. Just remember, some one threw a reveal in the room on his face. Like, there is hope.

Like, there is hope. We can make little baby steps. So, the room on his like, I don't need people like this in my life. Sorry, sorry, okay. You what? I'm gonna have birthday party with my life. Sorry, sorry, okay? You what? I'm gonna have a birthday party with my girlfriend. You're not even a father. Okay, I don't need people like that in my mind.

The party, the tables are reset. The tables are reset. Baby, the table is set. Okay, my table is set. And guess what? They're not at the table, right? I'm table 22 and they're table 21. And then we just see the girls walking outside the youngs

And Leah is walking with her full martini glass that she's taking from the restaurant Just take it from the rest of our arms. Oh my god So then ever and then Ramona goes you know what you know what? Disappointed and Leah and you know what being disappointed with someone is worse than anger because it just is okay I'm sorry. I have a rather you'll leave disappointment my face okay for it so the man's like well did they leave because yes thank God she was well that was just so upsetting to me you know we need girls to light this cornstock on fire and she lights the corn on she just she lights this out of these on fire

What are you doing she's like well? I got to burn the saver so I'm just gonna burn this cord and I mean Oh, look guess what it's not staging anything and the rest one is on fire so sorry tinsley is so sorry But the shrimp was wonderful so then outside Lee is like you know what I'm not gonna change myself for anyone that like, Leah's like, you know what? I'm not gonna change myself for anyone. That's for sure. And Tensey just grabs her and kisses her, but then it turns into a real makeup

and they just fall over in a bush. Oh, it's like you're my sister again. Oh, by the way, did you mention, when she talks about making out with her sister, when they're like, oh, well, yeah, that's funny. I mean, how old were you when that happened? And she's like, you know, like 10, like you had 10, she was like 10 years ago, they're like, oh, well, yeah, that's funny. I mean, how old were you when that happened? And she's like, you know, like 10, like 10.

She was like 10 years ago, they're like, oh, 10 years ago. Oh. So the next morning, Durinda goes to the Wandsroom and she's like, oh, hello, I was just about to order room service, Durinda, anything for you. And she's like, yeah, you will have to do it even in the bigger in my room.

I like let's put back this. Hmm? A burger. A burger, I mean. I mean, would you believe a girl she wanted a burger for breakfast, not even something with shrimp? Yeah, she says- So I love it in that way, like, you are such an alcoholic,

and I'm sad for you. I mean, she had a burger for breakfast. So then we see so new getting ready, and she's, they're talking about like all like like Packing up all this clothes and they bought a new port and Sony's just walking around and pants and other tags on Like these will not be part of the diesel be going back. Yes So then with Sarah and Leah in their room Sarah's like I mean, I'm a little annoyed I came out here for relaxing 24 hours. This was not

relaxing. This was upsetting. Hold on let me blow the one piece of bang that's cut to move right directly into my eye. Okay, I'm good. I am just gonna go back to Williamsburg and tell all my farmer friends there that this is a disaster. Here mean here's the thing Sarah seems like a perfectly chill Cool person But Sarah here's the thing if you get invited to go on a cast trip For a reality show let alone a real house. I've show it will never be relaxing never in the history of reality TV has Has that ever been relaxing so yeah, it makes you want to go back to your baby, you know like a screaming baby So crazy things I have to adjust it. She's like well they treated you like they treated you like that because of me

And then I just altered the shit. She's like, I mean, I get way you're fighting with them But it really didn't have to be like this Leah and yeah again She's like a little mini darinda in that chill like she'll make a mistake But then immediately knows how to apologize, you know, so it's like a constant cycle So she's like well, I don't feel happy or proud about losing my temper to the point where I threw food But also I feel bad and my sister had a shit time Yeah By the way, you're welcome Sarah

Now you have an amazing story to tell all your friends like you've been given an amazing gift Like I could only dream to have been at sitting at the table where like when when when Ramona Got a rabbi only thrown in her face while she's sitting in her own shit. I mean you are blessed. You were a blessed person Sarah Yeah, so then be less upset and more that queen in the bar with the martini that was looking on Yes, so then we go back to Durinda and Luan like talking about last night and Durinda's like, you know, I like Leah. I think that she's like a little lost but I like her and Luan goes, well, I mean, it's one thing to be upset with somebody but it's another to be all out aggressive. She threw a Ravioli.

Ravioli. Ravioli. You just started a cornstalk. A ravioli. A ravioli. You just started a corn stalk on fire and a bar. Like you lit a fire at the table. I mean, could you imagine if it were a shrimp? A shrimp? And you're gonna go, oh, I wish I kind of stayed for that one. Yeah. And Louanne's like, once you set that bar,

it's very hard to go back from that. So then Ramona and Sonia and Elise are in the other room. And Ramona's like, you know what? I said, why you like that? And she said, it makes me happy. It's like, who I am. It's like, I'm who I am. You know, what does that mean?

You are. You are. No, it's not. You're obscene. You're obscene. Other sides. Like that side that took those pajamas that Sonia tried to make you wear in room or the face called your stupid seaworth, okay? That that was good Okay

Yeah, you want to act all nutty do with the other go friends okay and at least is like Well, sorry. I was just staring at the wall for 10 minutes. Okay, I'm back You know, you know sometimes it's hard to break in with this group I mean, I've known you guys for like 20 years and honestly, like, you guys don't even talk to me. Like, did you even know I was here on this trip? Do you guys even realize I'm talking to you right now? You don't, you don't, no, you just love the room.

Okay, you turned off the light. All right, I'm just sitting on the dock. Yeah. And so I was like, well, I just can't, you know, look, I just feel like she's all these can in. I mean, she got arrested. Uh, so did you. She got thrown out of boarding school. She got thrown out of boarding school,

you got thrown out of the fucking... The Morgan family. The Morgan family, thank you. I mean, I've tried to be sensitive, but there's only so far I can go. Okay. Okay. Okay, yeah, and so then Sarah's like,

I mean, because we go back to Sarah and Leanne, she's like, all these women have had a night, or was it Sarah? She's like, listen, all these women have had a night with us for a rabbit in someone's like, I mean, because we go back to Sarah and Lee and she's like, all these women have had a night, what's it Sarah? She's like, listen, all these women have had a night with us for a rabbit in someone's face, or maybe it's a rinda. Maybe you're in no set. No, Sarah said that. And then Leah comes back to Sarah and Lee is like, yeah, but they owe me an apology too. And she goes, no, you know what?

Look, you can't do that because they were very passive. So when they're very passive and then you come in and you're aggressive and she's like, I know, that's my problem. Like, I'm just not passive aggressive. I'm just in your face. You know what? I just can't be any other way. That's just how I am. And Sarah gives her good advice. She's like, dude, I get it. But do you not understand like the game of like interacting with other human beings in the world? Yep. She's like, no. Sarah, you're too, you're too sane to be on this trip. This is what you get, Sarah. This is what you get.

Next time go to Massage Envy, okay? Like, you should know better. Okay, you're too smart. You're too smart. Stay in Williamsburg. So then, so Luanne and Durand now wanna fix everything. They decided they want to facilitate peace. I don't know why, why all of a sudden

they want to facilitate peace, but they want to. And then Elise says, she's like, okay, Ramona, how do we go forward? I don't know why all of a sudden they won a fizzled a piece but they want to and and then at least says She's like, okay Ramona. How do we go forward? How do we go forward from here? Okay? Everyone's like well, you know what she's not Leah. She has a great so I talk You know, we see it's just great so I didn't so he's like, yeah, I mean we just we just don't know when she's gonna go off Like a tie bomb and embarrass you in front of everybody. I'm like Sonia Do you even remember your night in the Ham? Do you even remember the way you acted at that terrible party?

Or any other scene for the past eight years of all of our lives? Yes. And Ramona's like, you what? She wants to be forward with us. There's a certain demeanor and caliber way of acting. It's like a caliber way of acting. But the fuck are you even talking about at this point?

Ramona? Uhhh, yeah, she's like, you know what? She just wanted to act responsibly, because otherwise it adds a Tampa to our dynamic, okay? If it doesn't act proper, then no way, ho say! Look, very inclusive, I said no way, ho say, okay? Sorry, sorry. Uhhh, so then, um, Luan back in the city, tut tut tut, trips over, so back at the city,

Luan gets a table for two at Blooberd. Yeah, so Luan goes and meets up with Ben Rimmelauer, her producer, and... You're all cozy in here, you got a pillow, huh? Yes, I do, and here's a shrimp, a shrimp and one want a shrimp. I even brought some protective anti-ravie Oligard So you can just put that visor on your face right there just in case this feeding Lewin still losing one by the time He's like, you know what life is I think you should open with life as a cabaret you get paid for that opening a cabaret Life as a cabaret man, really? He's's in a way you put cabaret on the map I mean a map I don't know the the map

but like you made a pop job again I'm like I don't think like everyone who went to see count us just kind of some friends are like now like Akin to see cabaret although actually after we after we saw her the first time, there was that old lady who sang that amazing Cabaret song and I've been wanting to kind of secretly see her in Cabaret ever since, okay, fine, Ben's right, Ben's right. Yeah. So she's like, well, you know, Cabaret,

my music comes from the audience because literally every show, they're like, they marry if I'd kill, I mean, do you want to marry if I'd kill? I always say marry Bethany because she's rich kill Ramona because she's an idiot and of course do Sonya I mean guess that's a classic answer always meaning like I've heard this 37 times like you don't have to do this in another scene the way I mean this is an all-new Lou so I want to

marry fuck kill to be an expansion of that. I mean, who doesn't love sex, especially with a pirate, and who doesn't want to see me being naughty? Yes, America, the answer to all your dreams has finally arrived. I'm going to be a little naughty by doing 90 minutes of married Fuck Kill, the joke game that has not only been destroyed by my own cabaret show. Thank you.

Thank you very much. So among new things that they're going to do, bring in so new Rita to do a little member or something. I was like, okay, it's not new, but okay. I wonder if they're going to bring in Michelle Collins because they said they want to bring in more comedians and Michelle did go sort of like on tour with Luana a little bit. So I would be really excited to see that if Michelle, if they, if they, if Michelle gets on the show doing onto New York, real House was New York doing opening for. Oh, yeah, that would be awesome. So she's like, well, I was thinking thinking maybe Sony could help me sing Giovanni and you know, we could put dresses on her

and then rip them off one by one. It could be different now. It's so Sonya Rita. Listen, it's very Sonya if all the dresses still have price tags hanging off of them. Yeah, also, I think we're all, we all remember the Super Bowl from 2004. Like we know how this all ends up. Okay. So it is going to grab that first dress. You can grab all of them all at once. They're just all going to come off and what else do you, this is a disaster when you happen. And then Ben is like, you know what? And he's still not to sing money, can't buy a class. You know what? And he still has to sing Money Can't Buy Your Class. You know why? Because Boba Strattis ain't had to sing people. You have to sing Money Can't Buy Your Class. And the guy co-gecko, well he gets to sing whatever he wants. But you know what I'm saying here.

You're a real Bob running. So then we go to lunch with Leah's parents, Brian and Bunny. Yeah, I was surprised they agreed to film. Yeah. They're pretty good. They were so angry at her, you know. Yeah, so they're going across the street and the mom just kicks a plastic bag and I was like, my kind of woman. So I don't pick it up, just kick it. So the dad's, they sit down and dad's like, well, you know what, I can't drink much.

So I'm just going to get an old fashioned and maybe a couple of lines of lunch. That's all. Like, okay. So family tap streams coming up. to get an old fashioned and maybe a couple of lines of lunch. That's all. Like, okay. So family has mom is still mad at her for starting drinking again. And then the dad's talking. He's like, you know, it seems like this connection between my esophagus and my stomach is wearing out because of all the acidic stuff. And it's like, yeah, you need a complete lifestyle change dad. You need to become a

vegan. You need to, you know, start juicing start juicing and he's like oh this is juicing right here he's smelling his old fashioned yeah yeah he's like I live through the worst I live through the hottest years of my life watching you raise hell in New York City and sending you to a nunnery I've earned this old fashioned okay I saw if I guess I ain't got nothing on your adolescence. So Leah says did Sarah tell you anything about our trip and the mom's like no You're the one who spills the guts Sarah stays quiet She's like well it did turn into a disaster because like I had some steam to blow off and you know I thought I could do that with these women. I mean, oh, yes

I was jumping around and yes I was doing cartwheels and stuff and mom goes what in the gym? She's like now at the table really I mean it was outside but it was at the table during dinner and the dad's like They're like oh god. This is terrible. I'll have another old-fashioned please So the mom is just like mom. I mean everyone was pounding dirty martinis I mean I was not doing anything different from what they do. I just was Processing it differently. I just was I was crazy doing anything different from what they do. I just was processing it differently.

I just was, I was crazy. So Leo's, so then Leo's like, listen, like I was just drinking as much as everyone else. And then they turned it into we're scared of her. She's getting crazy. I mean, all only because I just, you know, tore apart the drapes and through the centerpiece everywhere and dancing everyone's laps.

All of a sudden, I was out of control. I don't get it. And the mom's like, look centerpiece everywhere and dance on everyone's laps. All of a sudden I was out of control. I don't get it. And the mom's like, look, I think you're on a slippery slip with the alcohol. I don't want to go into it, but you know how I feel. The dad just, the smart dad. This is how you live long in a marriage. You just say, listen to your mother.

Exactly. There we go, right there. OK. So there the mom's like, you know, you don't trade your mental health and your sobriety in for stupid reasons, okay And If you need an escape, you know what you've got jeans that are leading you without all like tendencies, okay?

It's a slippery slope and she's like so you're saying it's dad's fault Well, that's a slippery slope, but I like sledding. So, Durinda, so now they go to, so now all of us and there's a tea party. There's so much happening that they don't even have time to establish that there's gonna be a tea party. Next thing we know, Durinda is showing up with a fascinatinger in some like hotel suite

at the top of a hotel. And it turns out that Luana Durinda have planned a tea party to bring everyone together. And they came up with a really novel idea for this show. There'll be no booze. And the team is relaxed, relate, and reset. Yeah, go figure. It's like, did that mean it's gonna be too scary?

And Leah comes in, she's like, oh my god, I am not in my throat. Like, I just, I have to take the high road, you know. But also, I was wrong to throw the Ravio leaf It's the best confession ever I mean at at this point is this episode just a madlib did someone write the description and then like they had to say okay What a noun? I just wrote down Ravioly and now the whole episode is like, yeah, it's like a name of a...

Well, we went to Newport Beach and then Leo threw a Ravioli out of Ramona. And now she feels like that, that's the suggestion from Ravioli. Ravioli, over and over. So they all sit down and it's a little frosty with Ramon and Leo at first. And Ramona's just like a little,

there's little, there's like finger sandwiches, whatever. And Ramonan goes, what? I've been running around to all day, so I'll have the egg salad, which again, I was like, mad lips, okay. I don't know why it was so funny to me that like Ramonan, Ramonan had like felt the urge to like, declare the logic of the reasoning behind why she was grabbing an egg salad sandwichalle, it's sandwich from cafes.

I don't know. I'm gonna have the ex sandwich cake. That's what you have to do. I was running around all day. That's it. Did you notice that the Countess came in wearing a golden crappy on her head? That was pretty amazing. Thanks for the chat.

I did not notice that. I did not notice that. I did not notice that. Ramona is like, you know what? It's ironic. It's frinta and the wean. It's throwing this nice tea party. It's know what? It's ironic that it's printed in the wean throwing this nice tea party Skones is polite everyone's in the dreads and everyone's hats. Maybe the trying to teach me something guy

Anyway as someone who just ate some egg salad. I would like to say something No, I have nothing to say. I don't know why I started saying that I started making a segue to nothing yeah I'm leaving at least so Ramona I owe you on a poll and be like I really didn't want it to get to that point just you what you disrupted the weekend you know what you apologize and that's okay guys like but I'm open to your anxiety I like the remonus like I'll just apologize for you that's okay, you know what? You're very sorry that you're out of control. You'll never do it again. You respect your elders and you agree this egg salad sandwich is delicious. You'll never throw a I'm so glad we agree about that, okay? Yeah, and so Ramona's like, you know what? I just walked away from that weekend, very emotionally upset,

and I've never been that way, okay? And all I would like from you, if you're open, is to put it behind us. I like the invitation, because it said reset, okay? I like Ramona, Ramona walked away from that weekend, being very emotionally upset,

she's never been that way. Says this woman who got cheated on by her husband with like the nanny or something like that But no, it was this weekend a new port that was really like the thing that rattled her the most. Yeah, this really took her down So Leo's like well, I'm not apologizing for who I am or anything. I'm just apologizing for what I did I'm like, oh, this is normal behavior the sketch sorry sorry. I'm sorry. She gives us an I'm sorry. I'm sorry Sorry, she did she gives us everything. It's Ramona's greatest hits I'm Leo's like, but is that my normal behavior? I mean have you ever seen me acting like that? I'm like

Well, her house the hair up just remember that you were that? You were throwing, you were literally throwing fire. I mean, as one the firemaker to another, I mean, you were a little out of control. Yeah. So Ramona's like, I was exhausted from that weekend. I just see the boy, dates, okay? And Ramona's like, all right, all right. All right, you can call me down now.

She's like, we've all had our moments in this group. And then we get a clip of Dorinda, some of Dorinda's greatest moments. Hey, Cunger, why don't you get my coat? Why don't you a hostess miss hostess with the most. Like the field goal of the time out. And then we see Sonia falling on her face, even though she was seated in Miami, which still made me like give out full belly laugh because it's just that funny every time. Then the WAN getting arrested. I'm gonna kill you all! And Ramona throwing a glass of Kristen Space. Which by the way I think then therefore proves the theory. Is this- is this show anymore unhinged? No.

Who are you to get me wet? Uh, so, get rid of this like I mean come on. You're not living in doubt, Nabi, okay? You're not gonna live in doubt. You're like you can't do the way. So get rid of it's like I mean come on you know living down nabby, okay I think you can't really wait you just give me a bone just give me a bone Ramona She's extending the scone here. See what I did there. I'm scone with bone. Yeah, so Ramona's like you know what? I want to go up on a go for it. So Ramona I also noticed last week you made such an amazing observation that when Ramona is like Upset or whatever it is. She'll do that thing where she's looking off of a distance even if it's like pitch black at night.

The other thing that Ramona does is when she doesn't want to talk about something anymore, we all know that she'll just like, well, she'll just squash it with a hug. But what she does is she has like this hard, awkward way of getting out of her chair. She's like, you know what, I'm just, I want to give you a hug and she sort of like slides out of her chair. She's like, you know what? I'm just, I wanna give you a hug. And she sort of like slides out of her chair and almost like falls over every single time. She's like, you know what? I mean, give you a hug. I'm just gonna give you a hug.

Okay, you know what? This is all I want. I'm just gonna give you a hug right now. I just wanna move forward. I just wanna move forward. You know what? Like her tradition with that is that she always, she sideways shimmies out of a chair.

She goes sideways with her back towards everyone and then she flips around with the hug. Mona flip. So she's like, you know what? The I just want to move forward. So she's gonna hug and let's hop backtrack. And so while they're hugging, Leah's like, but I really feel bad like you didn't deserve that. A ravioli. You didn't deserve it. I'm gonna fright.

You're a good girl. Okay, you're't deserve that. A ravioli, you didn't deserve it. It's like, I'm gonna fright. You're a good girl. Okay, you're a good girl. It's a grace that goes on forever. I'm just like, you what? Leos apology? It's not what I wanted exactly, but I forgive her, because I've saucepotted her.

Okay, I don't know what it is. You know, sometimes she can't explain. Just it's. I'm like, you have a saucepot for her, because you know she'll drag your ass across the coals and not take your shit, okay? You have the same soft spot that any bully has for someone that will punch them back in the face.

Yes. Exactly. You know what? Like, my heart, at these days, my heart is mainly stone but there's one section that's just pretty much made up of egg salad and that's called the lea spot, okay? Swafs. So then Durin is like, this one here, she's a big softy. She's just a big softy.

Hey, don't bring that shit up again. Don't you dare bring that shit up again. Okay, you're a terrible person. You're a terrible person. So then Sonia shows up and like some weird sun hat thing. Sonia's not a big team. We're all black. Yeah.

Oh, and during that goes, I wish we had some cladded cream and rumored it goes, we don't need potted cream, okay. So then, Tinsley comes in, just dress like a crazy Barbie, like a big pink dress with big puffy shoulders leaves. Yeah. Just like, just like, like a hundred percent tinsley.

Yeah, I wrote tinsley. Durant is like, let's change sheets. And we can like a Halloween jelly baller, yay. And then we're gonna say, you what? Let's hug again. Let's hug now and cherish because it's totally different when you're hugging and cherishing it. This one's standing up, okay?

Yeah. Yeah. So you know what? You know, I feel you. I don't know what it is, but you touch a special place. You You touch my my egg salad center. Okay, you just touch it. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry Okay, so Durinda post-tensely aside to talk to her and she's lucky You like I don't want to put you across No, you were Niagara Falls with Scott. I know what's for that I like I need you to go tell the ladies,

let's just see in him or I will. Who cares? I'm not gonna be aggressive, not gonna be aggressive, but I'm gonna sort of blackmail you right now. If you do it or I do it, okay? Yeah, I'm gonna come to cause what? No, seeing him. I mean, I saw him in Toronto

and then we flew over to Niagara Falls and it was just like a two day thing. I don seeing him. I mean, I saw him in Toronto and then we flew over to Niagara Falls and it was just like a two day thing I don't care. It's incredibly just that And I know for a fact you run the Canadian side which has a better view But it's not American, okay? It's not American, but also tensley Yeah, I just ran into him in Toronto and then we flew to the most romantic place on the world Niagara Falls or everybody gets engaged I know seriously well I heard that they had good good helpers there at the main of the mist is not a real help

So then so what happened was that a Friend basically a friend of a friend sent a rind of the picture Which is so shady, because that means that Dorinda's been talking to everyone enough that like her friends, her friends friends know to send the photo forward to her, right? Well, she's a detective of the show. Remember when she had like a whole binder of shit on, was it Sonya that she had, she's like, I can't be a binder.

And my friends sent me this evidence, and sent me their evidence. It's always trying to solve a mystery. She watches a lot of law and order and ghosts hundreds, apparently. So she knows how to track shit down. I love you in light with thoughts with the ghost. You better tell me, Riley. You better tell me, Riley.

You better tell me, Riley. I love you. So, Derenna is now trying to spin this into really a story about dishonesty. And she's like, you know, I just don't know why she can't share with us. Why can't she share? are an open environment and if you're not gonna be open We're gonna track you down with spies and I'll teach it to everyone before you're ready. Okay, but very open like that Yeah, she is you don't tell me every detail of your life Just you know what you're not only don't tell details you say you're not together. She's not together

Oh really? You just fuck him on the weekends. What is that? What business of that is yours? Let her fuck whoever she wants on the weekends. Oh, I'm talking like Tim'sly now! Durinda, you were having such a good episode. You were doing so well. You ordered yourself a burger.

You got sloppy, but you didn't get belligerent. You were just like, you were just doing a great job. And then you just, you couldn't help yourself And then Tinsley even says something that I actually think was very honest I wish that Durinda actually appreciated the honesty in her saying this Tinsley saying and by the way We're not something and I am I'm hopeful that we would turn into something I actually want us to turn to something which I thought that was like that was full on Tinsley honesty right there That was actually not probably not an easy thing to say and Durinda didn't

and then Durinda goes well you have to tell them then you have to tell them I don't want to be mean but you have to tell them I was like and by the way we should also add that this scene is taking place it seems like it's late October because next week is a Halloween episode and Bravo Con was what like that was like November 14th or 15th, but only about two or three weeks later. And that's when TimZ was like, I'm engaged!

So, yeah. Well, she was just a diagonal. Something is going on. So, yeah. So, during this, like, you better do it. I'm gonna leave it to you. Okay, girls, TimZ, yeah, I'm doing this. I'm like, wow, wait a little levator.

Yeah. So, it's like has something to say. Like, wow, wait a little leave it to her. Yeah. So I thought it was private, but you know what? I guess I need to tell everybody that I saw an ex-boyfriend this weekend. Everyone was like, you what? Back, Scott? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? Quick, someone throw a ravioli out of her face. She's gonna blow So at least well, I understand why you wouldn't want to say anything I mean you don't want to hear the comments from these women

Yeah And actually Ramona's like you know, and I understand a two she doesn't want to say things doesn't have to say thing We all know that she's a stupid slut. I'll never have a child, I'll never really get married. So like, what plays it, and pile on at this point. Am I right? Pethy Ex-Sallot. Yeah, because she's like, Dorida is just going to attack her. I don't play her, you know?

So the Wanda is like, well, now that we do know, can we know how it went? Did you get any coupons or cabins? Or coupons? I've always wanted to see a cabin built out of a coupon. And then T sees us going Really wow really did like why are you crying? Because I don't think it's gonna end well it never does And we go so geez at this point you should just be with him just say fuck it

You're impregnating me put a ring on it or fucking die already all right there And that's all they're going to make us Power of the pussy. I mean just get in there and call the shots. I'm all right ladies power the pussy. That's be my next show Everyone's gonna love that That was the end of that. There's real housewives of me. You're sitting for you everybody Ramona goes boy, you really know how to throw a cheap party in that right? Wow, yeah, that was an episode. No, we will be back Monday with top chef.

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