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Episode Date: May 23, 2019

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Hello, and welcome to the Watcher Crapins Podcast! The podcast about all that crap, we just love to talk about on Yeo Bros. I'm Ronnie Cara, I'm also on the Rose Pricks Bachelor Rose Podcast. And as usual, I'm with my little friend Mr. Ben Maddleker of the be of the real housewives of kits in island. Hi Ben. Hi how's it going? Oh good I love doing a nighttime recap. I know me too I'm like very concerned to see where this is going to go because as I was mentioning to you right before the podcast started I'm a little under the weather today which usually leads to more

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I really do. And someone asked me to stop making Durinda sound so drunk, because she's not even drunk this year. And I have to say, like, I don't feel like I'm being drunk as Durinda. No, that's just how her voice sounds. I think I've taken Durinda to such a crazy place that that's just how it is now. Yeah, that's just right. That's just her voice. Yeah, it's like she's, you know, it's like when you move to a different country and you live there for many years, you start to develop an accent. You know, you take on the accent sort of like, you know, Madonna in any European country. So like Durinda's just been in drunk town and she's just taken on a drunk accent

and that's just her voice now. Yeah, like, Duret, when she goes on vacation for two days, she takes on the accent for that. Yeah, exactly. You should see her when she comes back from Jamaica. Yeah, oh God. Well, that would be fitting for Real Housewives of New York, like the least sensitive show on the planet.

Yeah. So let's get into this. So we ended last week where it, Luan's roundhouse. Mm-hmm. I have you ever been to a roundhouse? It's how I find my piece. Yes. So basically at the end of the last episode, there were...

Never once it is that it's safe like the opening up of Wineglass, just saying. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. So last week, the episode ended on like sort of like a cliffhanger. They just sort of declared it was a cliffhanger by just inserting a tube continued even though it was a fairly standard argument. So basically, Bethany was confronting Luan about, you know, like what Luan said about Bethany

after Bethany was no longer at the Halloween party and Luohan was like, oh, where's she going home? Just staring at a child sleeping like, what good is that, stupid bitch? So Bethany's like, what, like, I mean, I was here for you, like, I was here for you, like, you know, all this time. Like, what are you talking about? Like, I celebrated you last time. Like, like, what, like, what else do you want from each other? Well, I wouldn't call that a celebration.

I'd call that an intervention. And so, he's like, yes yes an intervention to celebrate your life I was like this is a stretch and then Lou and I was like well, I didn't mean to be negative about your boring daughter and her boring night life and Definitely is like yeah, I know what you're saying all right I know what you're saying you're saying you want me to celebrate the good parts, too, but I did all right I was there you weren't there all right, you know what let's celebrate you Say you'll You're saying you want me to celebrate the good parts too, but I did. All right, I was there. You weren't there, all right? You know what, let's celebrate, you say, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll

read that. All right, let's celebrate, celebrate, you'll read that. You'll read that. All right, let's celebrate, you'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that.

You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that.

You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You'll read that. You know what I'm saying? I have a celebration. It's called intermission. Right? It's called a bath and break. So the way I'm like, well I mean I, I agree, I guess I should have let you know that that's running late, you know, but I don't know. It's just a big night for me. But he's like, well you know what though? Like, yeah, you should let me know. But you do not say something that negative about my daughter, you know, like, oh I mean, it wasn't meant to be negative. All I'm saying is that what sort of little girl goes sleep at 11 30. Am I right? Little pussy girl? Am I right? It's like, it hurt me. It hurt me.

And when I was like, well, fine, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I was just, I was hurt too because I come out and nobody stayed. And then they all jumped on her and she was like, we all stayed! We all stayed, we were all there. She's like, don't you remember? We had conversations with you afterwards where we said, look at us, we're here. You, we had a great time with you

and we stayed up to watch you. Well, quite frankly, no, I don't remember that. Yeah, she didn't. She's like, oh, you did? Well, I don't even know. Well, good. I don't even know if you stayed anymore. Yeah, she was like, oh, that's great. I didn't even realize you were there I must have gotten you confused with all the shrimp cocktail that was going around. It's so easy these days

I heard a toilet backing up and I thought there's tensley crying in the bathroom again So about things like well, you know what while while we're doing this, and I'm dressed like Indy and the other Jones, look, we're always talking separately. You know what I mean? Like, it's always separate. Like, you say that to her, I say that to her. It's like we're different cells talking separately. So, you know what, let's- And the way I'm like, all right, fine, let's bring it all out on the table. This gorgeous round table. If I gorgeous round out, I was like, all right, snap, snap to it. All right. But this group told me that in the Berksshirts, you call me the Queen Bee,

and you said, like, if you didn't get my room, you were gonna leave. Alright, what have I ever done to you? Like, what have I ever done to you to be the Queen Bee? Oh, oh, suddenly Queen Bee is a bad word. Oh, suddenly calling someone a fucking cut fitness is a bad thing now? Well, I'm sorry. Oh, Oscar winner. Oh, I suppose that's bad word too.

Listen to me, Bethany. And since he's like, it's how you were saying it. Well, it wasn't a rocket or a. I mean, I just, I hadn't been back to that house. Since before the first time that, talking pigs, pulled me over and tried to drive me a tight-kid. And, do you know what it's like to come face to face with a swordfish on a wall when you're going through a covering and you're thinking about

the pointy end of a bottle of wine. Oh yeah, bottle of wine doesn't even look like a swordfish. I know, I was too drunk to know for so many years. Do you know how hard it is when you're faced with a wicked two-nond? You think of all those times you weren't cast in wicked I mean. Do you know how hard it is to look at a man to ray on a wall and see those gorgeous flapping wings and think about calf tans have you reminded you lost your calf tans when you got drunk and bomb springs and bomb beach. Do you? And best things

like you thought all about you at the time all right I did you get where I had work Well, what does that have to do with anything Bethany? We all have our own lives, okay? Yeah, she's like I mean dentist time for come out loud like oh my god I can't miss the best room. I don't know like we don't do that Yeah, it's like when it goes well It wasn't about that who is about to render and hard like when he goes well it wasn't about that who is about to Rinda and hard we're like hey you better back it up you better back it don't drag me and she's doing and don't drag me into this and she's like well but it was about me and

her and then you got thrown under the bus as a result Bethany I'm so sorry that Durinda being completely rude and inconsiderate to me spilt over and hurt you Durant Up were waiting for an apology. I'm so sorry that you got thrown under a magnificent tour of bus that's fitting for a cabaret star. But these things happen. Somebody's like, okay, okay, so you are there for... So glad that you came to my roundhouse. Yes, but specifically you feel like a star But regards to me and your contrition you are I don't know what contrition is but it sounds like if it's in my size I'd wear it during the winter But right now you are feeling hungry. Let's go to Kingston

Anyone wanting all this broccoli sitting next to me on the couch? Hey, sorry Barbara. You know that I'm saying much But it's just that he's there drooling Look at this one getting a cavity filled in the corner The man I just want you to say one stupid word, okay? It's like that out in John's song Blang seems to be the hardest word to say Hellibut! Hellibut is the hardest word to say I don't know if it is, if I say it right?

Do you know how many years I called it? Hollywood? You know for so many years I thought Hollywood was Hollywood and Hollywood was Hollywood I was like let's go to the aquarium and get some to see some Hollywood What are you talking about girlfriend? They're gonna What kind of fish is Holly Holly hobby anyway anyone? I'm writing this down in my cabaret book Hallibur did a great performance in the piano. Am I right? Didn't even say a word?

Oh, Hallibur Hunter sorry to bring up Richard to Renta. So, that's the apology. You're sorry I didn't get to see you. All right, well, you know what, I'm just going to take that sorry and I'm going to cut it out and I'm going to put it over here with that sentence. I said something negative about you, do I? And then I'm going to combine them and then I'm going to have a nonsense set and still because I don't even know what was negative That about my daughter like honestly, what is I like? I literally don't even know how to use copy of me some my computer like having to computer framework like I make my sister do it all So it's like crazy. Yes, okay, I consider like a clip up into the apology It's like I am and then like old-fashioned finger pointing at something like what's that mean? So Luanne is just like leaning back on her I for pillow and she's like, well, I understand

what the girls are saying, but it just doesn't add up. I feel ganked up on. Normally, I'd be quick and respond, but they beat me down. They nearly destroyed me, but luckily the spirit of Cabaret kept me alive. You know, I think the reason why Luan never says sorry is because when she says it it sounds so funny She's like I'm sorry. I'm sorry that that you missed me. I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry So then Bethany's like wing ring. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's my winger. Oh my god Oh my god. Oh my god. All right. Hello. Oh my god. It's my boyfriend kind of it's kind of my boyfriend

I'm I want some privacy so I'm gonna go to this bedroom with a giant window in it to the living room Tell me more tell me more Hello, boo, hello, boo So she's like I mean Paul. I mean like it's crazy out here like I'm in the weeds. I don't even know what's going on over here I'm like I'm like in the weeds. I mean I'm in the weeds. I mean the weeds Paul. It's like okay So then um so then Bethany is like, she's like on the phone with Paul, and they're like, is he on the phone, Paul?

Yeah, she's on the phone, Paul. So then after the phone call, she goes up to Durrinda, she's like, I mean, like, why am I in the weeds? Why am I, I mean, the fact in weeds, why am I in the weeds? I think what do you talk about? Yeah, that's what waiters say when they have too many tables.

Yeah, exactly. We're back in the herd that, but it's hilarious. It's like she heard one of the waiters at her party say it and now she says it all the time Oh my god hilarious. I'm in the weeds. Yeah, she watch one of the top chef Yeah, I'm serious seeing the weeds shing Hacking knives I got right So Dren is like, I know it's not really lonely about it Yeah, you're like how many times you want me you want me to kiss you back?

I like to give you a bit. You want me to kiss you right here? Have I ever kissed you right here? Let's just get a little over with. Yeah. So the Bethany is like Bethany calls or gets a call from her friend Jake. She's like, okay, my friend Jake is on the phone. My friend Jake is on the phone.

Okay, I'll call you later. I'll ask what? Hey, why did you call him and be why I was that included? Because there was a whole moment. I was like, oh my god. Who's Jake is on the phone? Jake, oh I know Jake. Yeah. Bye. Talk to later. I know during this like Hi Jake's back It's the reason that he

He cares and then who else came in so did Sonya come in? Oh no, the way I came in the way I came in and the way I was like Oh, I think you can do Jake's bitch. Oh, hello. I know Jake hello Jake's bitch or Jake spots or whatever your name is Jakes bits. Oh, hello. I know Jake. Hello, Jake's bits or Jake spots or whatever your name is So yeah for a moment. I thought it was like Jake's viewers from Sizzercisters, but then You know, it's just wondering the other day what happened to them. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Maybe they're so Maybe they got cut from their record label get it in the scissors sisters. Oh, that's sort of comedy you find at the Kingston Cabaret Oh, that's sort of comedy. You find it the Kingston Cabaret. So, Louis Anne's like, well, you know, Bethany, Bethany helping me this summer really did give her a get out of jail free card, but she's overusing that card. It's okay. She's using that card a lot.

Alright, monopoly. You only get to use that. I think one one thousand times. Yeah, because they have like a moment where they're talking and 1000 times. Yeah, because they have like a moment where they're talking and Basically Bethany is just trying to say like how she feels but every time Bethany says something Luana is kind of like I know you are but what am I because because you know Bethany's like you know I like I like you know like like like what's going on to you Luana and she's like well I I just I just want to have a friendship that I can trust and Bethany's like yeah, but like anyone that I can trust too Well, it has to go both ways. I mean you come to my cabaret and then I'll think about you when I'm at my cabaret too You come to my cabaret and then I'll think of you while I have a glass of cabin where beret

Well, that's go both ways like but my way is always going. I'm my way is always going your way is going My way is going to now my way is like the teconic highway two lanes Both sides and no one likes driving on it, okay Duranda so drab is like, you know, I didn't even think Louie's ever thought she could do a Polish day's really thing in the life. Including her rest. Which I'm glad to remember is like saying she's not mad at her but still totally pissed off about. Yeah, so then the man's like, well you know I was so used to the wonderful support that Bethany gave me over the summer when she intervened or I guess celebrated my life. It's hard to say it.

And I just, I guess what she wasn't there, I just, my life it's hard to say and I just I guess what she wasn't there I just I missed it and who just would have been nice to have Bethany there 10 minutes more 10 goddamn minutes more it's really that hard But I shouldn't have said that think all right, you know Am I gonna let that slide us in apology? All right fine. All right. Like it's just like junk food, you know You don't feel satisfied a good after you eat it. You just feel cheap. All right. You just feel cheap You know, you don't feel satisfied a good after you eat it you just feel cheap. All right, you just feel cheap Stupid I'm like really because I totally called McDonald's last night and binge on bread and french fries Yeah, I feel great like I woke up feeling like a new man

Have you ever tried your skinny girl margarita's Bethany? So I'm like, you know, anybody anybody got their hands on some skinny girl Bolonely lately. Didn't she have like skinny girl lunch meets for a while? I'm sure she did. It was like ingredients, nitrates. It was probably just like a, you probably opened it up to know from Bethany being like seriously, like if I lunch meets like seriously. Oh I didn't realize this lunch meet was just a scolding. So then, uh, my hands like, I mean, it's been rough for me this whole thing being here, not drinking. I'm on my own a lot. I'm in a round house. I just walk in circles and circles,

so like at Disney and pass out, I try to remember what it's like to be drunk without drinking. It's not easy. Do you ever feel like you're just going in circles, Beth? She's like, you're living in a round house. That's literally the only way you can go. So then we cut to Sonia and during the to talking to the kitchen and Sonia's like,

oh my god, this is blue. I want an infrared red, like red sauna. Okay, I want an event. Ha ha ha. And they're like totally making fun of. Yeah, Lou Ann. And then it comes back to Lou Ann in Bethany sitting all the bed like a couple of old girl friends.

You know what we do. And Lou Ann's like,, you have a boyfriend? The one that was there for you, right? The one that was there for you. Kind of like you were there for me, which I'm completely grateful for. What's your boyfriend leave? 10 minutes before you came out.

Really? A great story, Beth. She's like, yeah, he's from Boston. Oh, wait, so it's someone after the Boston one or another person, like two people in Boston No, we have the same guy. Oh, it means very very private. Oh, well, I wish I understood the idea of privacy It's hard when your life is on stage as a cavalry star. What is privacy when you're so public? Take off for a roundhouse. Am I right? Am I right?

Boston you say I played their market Great Am I right? Am I right? Boston you say, I played their market. Great show. Great show. So, that seems like, you know what? All right, fine. Look, I don't want to dump on you because I want you to stay sober and healthy because God knows I don't need to be celebrating you all this summer too.

So, you know what, it's fine. It's good. It's good. It's fine. We're done. It's good. We're done. It's good.

It's not all right, but it's okay. Okay, you know what? Okay. You know what, it's good. It's fine, we're done, we're done, it's fine. It's good, it's good, we're done, it's fine, it's good, we're done, it's good, it's good. It's not all right, but it's okay, okay, you know what, okay, you know what, it's good, it's good, it's good. So then the women, most women go off to their hotel and the way I'm like, here's some cookies for the road. It's like, the way I'm those are coasters. Don't tell them that. And then, the barber's like, barber checks it on Lou and she's like, wow, that was that was

pretty rough right? That was a pretty rough time, huh? And she's like, yeah, I noticed you were pretty quiet in the corner not speaking up. You really let that let me sink or swim emphasis on sink Barbara, but I guess you know about that, don't you? Don't you? Why didn't help her? Because I figured it was Lou.

I'm a loose soldier for a long time. And I did that so she could do it. She could do a lot of old. And then a cast of the girls in the car, and Beth seems like, oh god, that was cathartic, I think. Was that cathartic? Was I attacking her? And during the start going on this battleship thing, she's like, no, she didn't think about a ship, all right?

He didn't think about a ship. It wasn't beef. It wasn't laid for. It wasn't think about a ship, right? He didn't think about a ship! It wasn't beef, it wasn't made for. It wasn't made for. You know what I was like? It was like, you know that stupid battleship that's like two squares wide, and you know, like, how can I even find a stupid battleship? It's still hard to find. But you found it!

It's not a big ship, but you found a good ship. And then, Liu, back inside, Liu's like, well, you're fine, Barbara, broccoli, Barbara. Sonya, I'll tell you, Sonya, that's some double dealing right there. And she's like, yeah, and then, Sonya comes in, she's like, yeah, that was exhausting.

Yeah, I was so exhausted. I was like, oh, you're exhausted. You didn't do anything but gossip, Sonya. She's like, well, if I'm a potster, then give me a spoon, literally literally cuz I can't afford dinner tonight Yeah, you that give me a spoon are I'm gonna have to do hair went out of a pot Just kidding so she's like if I'm a potster, give me a spoon because you need to hear it which is true, you know So then the the girls go back to the hotel and it looks just like the place they stayed that Dorenda took them to

Yeah, so Tensley's like by the way having the worst time ever She's like I can't believe I'm stuck with these old ladies in upstate New York. She's like um Upstate is pretty boring for me, you know considering that I'm sort of a circus girl now And so it just makes me want to drink and out of respect for the WAN I'm just gonna get bombed at the hotel not her place So then comes hi, hi, hello girls Well, hello girls. Whoa, great dress great. What they was like real friends Well, it's with bunch of my real friends and then I took all the centerpieces

I didn't pay for it. I brought them getting to the wind and then I took all the centerpieces I didn't pay for and I brought them and I was getting to the wind. So she has room at her 20, 20 house. Yeah, and they're like, alright, you know, here's Ramona. Hey, baby, super happy! Hey, okay, you know what? Just be honest, that's what it really is. You stole flowers because you were too cheap to buy them and you didn't buy this to the

lunch and you're rubbing it in your face. That's what it is, A4, fellowship down. And then Bethany goes to greet Ramona. And Bethany literally says, and I recorded it on our insta story, she goes, what's happening? What's going on? I was like, she literally said it. What's happening?

What's going on? What's going on? So back at the house, Sonia is doing her hair. And it looks insane. She's using a flat iron to do her hair. And she at the house Sonia's doing her hair and it looks insane She's using using a flat iron to do her hair and she's like drunk Sonia where she's just posing in front of the mirror with her eyes kind of cross Scrunching her hair going Yeah, she goes I gotta say I clean up good as her hair is literally like a mile wide She goes Bethany's gonna say whoa Sona's got a shit together for once.

And then Barbara sees it and is like, wow, that's crazy. Actually, I like it, which is she's such an underminer. She's like, she's like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna tell Sonya to fix her hair. I'm gonna let her go out like that. Yeah. Well, she does laugh in her face and Sony goes, why are you laughing? That's so stupid. I can see you some half. So meanwhile, the other women, they started heading over to dinner. And they're in Rhinebeck. And Ramona is like, this episode was kind of like a call back to that episode.

And I think it was season five, or maybe season six, when they went to the Berkshires for the first time, when they went to Heather Thompson's place. And Ramona had a meltdown when they had to go walking and she's like, whoa, this treat's like my childhood. Well, in this case, she really was in her childhood town. And so she's like, whoa, terrapin? That's church. Whoa, I mean, that was a church.

Now it's a restaurant. It's great food. It's great, great time. It's where my host is. My mother's funeral lunch. Kay. Everyone's like, uh, okay. Is that a weirdo's deal per view after all? No. What off-wrestle? Beautiful.

What? Food is great. It's where I host my mother's funeral. It's like, whoa. Uh, it's the door, during this like, uh, eh. Every month it goes, eh, eh. I pay for it. And then my father pretended that he paid for it

This is all going in zag as under quotes great restaurant wonderful food great for a post funeral lunch in But also discreet when you have to pay for it when your dad wants to claim that he paid for it Air quotes, you know, I'm giving the service a lower score? Because stupid way to let my dad pretend that he paid for it. He didn't even pay it. Yeah. So, and then she's like, whoa, that's the wine store we used to go to. Whoa, that's a traffic light that I remember I've driven through.

Sometimes I've driven through it. And sometimes when it's red, I've stopped at it. So many things that have happened that traffic light. Whoa. That's a crosswalk over there. We used to walk across it. Now we do the sign of the cross because I didn't at it. So many things that have happened at that traffic like whoa That's a crosswalk over there. We used to walk across it Now we do the sign of the cross cuz I didn't understand it man across walk You want to see what I'm saying? It was hilarious. I like when she said the wine store She's like that's the wine store. That's what we went to get wine

That's the gas station you'd go there to get gas. She's like basically like narrating is like a children's book They really like labeling things here right so then we go over to uh then they you know they start driving driving over to the place they get to the Beakman Arms yes which um I was I actually started having a Ramona thing because I went there as a child as well I was like the Beakman Arms I was like whoa I went there with my family and then of course then when Ramona started doing it I was like the beakman arms. I was like whoa I went there with my family and then of course I'm a remonna start doing it. I was like I can't believe I'm doing remonna to remonna right now But as they get out like as as out because basically I'll be picked them up at their hotel Which is like part of the beakman arms. It said the beakman arms guest suites

So they got it in went around the corner and got out of the car again and then remonna opened her door right at a puddle She's like whoa whoa whoa Swiri I'm sorry. There's a pulveric here What am I supposed to do? I need my pool door and right at the puddle. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there's a puddle right here. What am I supposed to do? I need my pool noodles to get over this puddle. Sorry. Memories, I've got memories, okay? I haven't been here in 10 years.

And Beth says, isn't it amazing? It all still says the same. And so they go to the restaurant, and Ramona goes up to the host's. She says, hi. I'm Ramona. I haven't been here for years. I don't know the name.

Remember when? Here's the cake. Here's the cake, because it's our here three years Calum me remember when here's a cake Yeah, there's a cake because it's our birthday is three of us do some candles You know what maybe I'm gonna remember this one day. Maybe I'm not maybe I'm gonna take you 10 years ago still This is crazy. It's like the same lady. Yeah, and it's just like they're like looking at the table She's like do you have any other six toppers here? And then when it's like well, we could put something together. She's like no, this is the whoa This is the six top that we use to sit at when we were kids

This is the family table that we would sat sit in 56 years ago. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is crazy The woman's like when do I tell her that we replaced it for a kid last year? Yeah, when do I tell this lady that we just opened this restaurant two years ago? I think the Big Man arms has some distinction like the oldest pub or tavern or in in America actually. So yeah, Ronnie. That is crazy. I thought Ramona was just going to start losing it, you know, like pull a sonar Morgan

letters, but she got put together pretty good. She was like, my god, I'm freaking out. I would have dinner here every year. I mean, they only have one table of six. How crazy is that? Okay. Listen, do you remember when there was a little girl in all of the family, they would sit here and have dinner. A little girl would say, Hey, I've got dreams and ambitions. The little girls father would grab a noodle and throw it a forehead. Remember that. Remember that.

Do you remember you used to have a waitress here named Geraldine posses Smith who said little girls like you don't get dinner and I never actually ate your performance life because of that okay so then she starts telling us stories she's like yeah I didn't go to my father's funeral because my brother cremated him and I just saw sticks my dad was an altar boy okay and then my brother just wanted to see money because it's part of the insh- it was part of the Herod and he just wants some herod and he's Hey, yeah, I'm like about to cry listening to this Fuck and the music the saddest shit and the music's like a boom

and And like this like this jazzy like some music and she's like whoa my life on the outside looked very normal Except when you looked at me because I don't really look normal, but there was a lot of darkness okay? It's like Yeah I know my god, so my father was beating my mother I know my god, so my father was beating my mother But what's good about this is that we got to have a flashback like 2009 and we saw a Ramona talking about her father to her friend Jodie We haven't seen Jodie in years and years and years so it was nice to get a Jodie call back

Yeah, and she was telling the story about the dad throwing dishes and you know, but they finally reconciled on Christmas Eve like the year before that she was telling the story and it's just really fucking bad. It is sad. Then Gerrinda's like, yeah, but yeah, you and your brother and you know, you guys don't get along. And she's like, no, my brother, a few years ago, he hit a tree and then he had a heart attack. He had some sort of what?

He died. He hit a tree and had some sort of heart attack. I was like, to him. And he tells a story attack. He had some sort of what? He died. He had a tree and had some sort of heart attack. I was like, damn. And he tells the story about like, yeah. And then my father, he left everything to my siblings. And then like it's said in the will. And to my daughter, Ramona, Zor, singer, I bequeathed nothing.

And so I fell down on the floor and I cried. I was like, oh my god Ramona. She's got the breath. She's like the saddest. Yeah, this is the saddest scene. and then the waiter comes up and he's like Okay, and they're like, oh, can we have some calibarine? He's like Okay, you know, you need to be a list cheerful sir. Okay, read the room and then the motor goes Listen, I need to drink okay. I would love for us to have some water because I was driving in a car that was really forced from

City. Yeah, I'm excited. Some water. And, buddy, you were not jogging from New York City to ride back. You were sitting in a car. But Durinda's like, yeah, this is always the story. Get used to it. And that's these like gashies to Scorpio. Yeah. Springer water. And then they all order martinis. Huge martinis. Huge. I mean, yeah, they, they were I mean it was like my breakfast is a baby And so they got these three huge martinis and they're from We want to go you know what but I want my I want what they got but I want my triple shaking

Okay, I want triple shaking cuz I like the little piece of ice, okay The guys like whatever bitch. Yeah, he's like, I'm putting calamari in your fucking shaker. Yeah, I'm dying. Zonya meanwhile is like still fuming about the fact that she wasn't invited to the Tarramona's lunch and so Luanne, Barbara and Zonya are heading over to dinner in like their SUV and suddenly it's like, I'm gonna kill Ramona. If she tries to Ramona size me, I'm just not gonna stand for it. And I just love that like she turned Ramona into a tries to Ramona size me. I'm just not gonna stand for it And I just love that like she turned Ramona into a verb

Ramona size I don't even know what that means to Ramona size something Ramona is always making excuses that she came up with it last week. It's so fucking good And then suddenly it's like I mean there's no reason for me to be a your party girlfriend I sit there in the bathroom talk to you. Wait, take a shit. Okay. I should be able to get that I was like Oh, yeah, you're officially too close I. Okay, I should be able to get there. I was like, ew. Yeah. You're officially too close. I'm glad you didn't get to go to that party. You guys need some time apart.

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Tis is like that's not nice. She's having emotional moment quiet babyless freak So then Ramona's like quiet drying Quiet Sahara would you like me to order a box of cereal that your your eggs can do a dance around Sir a Mona's like well, I mean I was floundering for a second. I was just floundering right now my emotions Okay, oh flounder. Oh, we're talking about the fish room again. I mean what a terrible decor. Am I right? Am I right? Flounder. I don't know that I'm into flounder, but I hope to have some halibu Hey, that right now. I would like the Halle Berry, please I hope to have some halibu. Look at that right now. I would like the halibar please.

So the Luana is ready to attack. Luana has like come in and she know when Luana attacks, she sort of has this way of doing it. She's sort of indirect and she's like, oh, Ramona. So how is your lunch? The one that we were all worried about it too. And I was like, whoa, well my girlfriend, Marla?la was basically like a sister that you've never talked about before my life

So Marla yes, I know Marla. We all know Marla. Yeah, so I thought like it was a wedding, you know Yeah, we saw it was on your Instagram. Why would we invite a bitch? I know so it's like I know Marla. I mean there's no reason for her not to invite me to the lunch and Oh, well, I didn't do the list so I don't know what you guys some add about and then of course the editors cut right to Ramona her friends saying I wanted to invite so Nyesh is no no I think this is a better occasion anyway. I mean, what better way to celebrate my birthday with six of my closest friends than sitting at the table

that reminds me of my childhood abuse? Happy birthday to me, okay? Yeah, what's a better way to celebrate than with five other people who aren't gonna leave me in their will? Hahaha. One piece, two. Oh God, so there's still piss, with five other people who aren't gonna leave me in their will. Hahaha. He's too. Oh God.

So, they're still pissed, but Ramona's not budging right? So, what? You know what, girl? This have another birthday party. It's gonna be even bigger. It's gonna be like 30 people. It's gonna be even more fun. Do you want to come to that?

So, she didn't even invite them to that one. Yeah. She just sort of like Th a token, token imitation. So Bethany is like, she's been only chasing the can over there. So then Bethany is like, okay, I'm gonna change the cut. Like, hey, I have a amount of wine to eating. You gotta eat something. Wine to eating, and she goes, whoa, crepe and avocado?

Whoa, have I had anything like this? This is amazing. I can't believe it. My soul was a little child I always want to have crab but my mother was like no you can't have crab because your father took all the crab But actually I had taken the crab and I Know what I'm talking about everyone I just went down a dark hole we dad said we don't need another crap.

Vertigot you crap little bitch. I said that's not nice. And then the waitress tried to put a menu in between us, but she was too slow and a piece of spaghetti hit me in the face. That's why there we grab again. The spaghetti went all the way over the menu and landed on my face right as I was about to eat the fast. This is terrible to joke about.

For anybody who's traumatized for our joking about this, what do you want us to do? Hey, sorry. Front of our face. The music was lighthearted, so we're going to be lighthearted. Yeah, okay. We're just following music cues. So Ramona switches into this whole, like, you know, I'm thinking, Ramona has my sympathy. Like, I'm with Ramona, I feel bad for Ramona, you know, no matter how horrible

Ramona is on the show to everybody else over the years, I love her and I'm glad she's on, I'm feeling something for Ramona, but then she's so Ramona right now, she goes, yeah, coming back here, it's Ryan Beck, so special. I mean, so special, it's been like 30 years, you know, we went to the shops and teaking but the wind Kingston is not like run back a and can't compare it cake. That's depressed And the man I mean she's just like I don't know where I mean clearly not gonna be getting the key to the city any time soon And the one's like oh excuse me Kingston is hip or it's like the sad it's like sag harbor to the Hamptons and my right everyone Kingston's the new Sag Harbor and the Sag. No, no Kingston has not arrived the way in, okay?

Don't beat the Lucian of Louis. Oh, right girl. So I'm tensed, he's like, I'm a Southern girl and I have banners, but I agree with Ramona. Louis has to have socks, but I'm not gonna say to her, fiiiism! I mean, there's like endless things to do in Kingston, I mean, it's a land of opportunity, you could... Go see Cabaret or... Go see Cabaret or... There's a gas station, I mean all the gas your car could possibly want, and...

And... and... uh... there's a florist. A florist, I mean it's been closed down for 30 years, but you can see what used to be there. Isn't that exciting, girls? There's this place, if you're hungry. You can go in, but let's say you're hungry, but you don't want a restaurant. So you just want to get food and buy it, and it's not cooked yet, but then you take it home,

and you cook that food. Like, a grocery store in the land. Yeah, it's as fabulous. What a town! Have you ever been to the Social Security Office? Wow, what a hoot. They got one in Kingston. So now they're in like a real estate fight, which is a remote is favorite thing to do. And then we asked him to brush it off. He's like, well, it's perfect for me.

He's like, but it's not that horrible the wind. Well, I like it. So then Durand is like, would you be really upset if we didn't go back to Kingston tonight? I got really scared up there. And then I was like, what? And basically, none wants to go to the cabaret. And Ramona's like, whoa, I just want to enjoy everyone's company. You know, that's exactly what I want. I'm being totally honest.

You can tell everyone to enjoy everyone's company because I didn't invite you guys to anything else, okay? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho a lady to sing with the name that Bethany can brand. I mean, come on girls. Bethany just starts poking her eyeballs with the toothpicks. She's like, honestly, I don't want to go, but I also don't want to hurt you, but I don't want to go, but I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to go, but I don't want to hurt you. I'll work with no play.

It makes Bethany a pretty normal girl, actually. Okay, you know what? I'm starting to support group. All right, it's okay, not to love Cabri. I'm okay, you're okay, we're all okay. Don't be done with Cabri. It's okay, it's okay. Yeah, and then I was I'm okay. You're okay. We're all okay. Then we don't love cabri. It's okay It's okay. Yeah, and then I said come on guys and They're like now. Sorry. She's like we came in to see your house, okay? We came at see your house

Smothery, you know like see like see where Ramonies have abusive dinners Okay, like this is like we don't want to have cabri Everyone is like yeah, you know, I want to do. We'll walk around the town to go through my memories. One by one. I used to walk the streets here. They're like, Oh, yeah, Ramona. Real street walker there. Huh? So she's disappointed that they're not coming, you know, which I can't, but she's just been, you know, she knows she's in trouble. So she just keeps writing. Oh, she's more girls. Do you want?, we'll hear about that with the reunion, I'm sure.

Yes, definitely. So then Ramona Durrinda and Bethany go off to this terrapin place. And Ramona's just like having a flood of memories and talking about how her dad was abused by her grandmother and all this stuff. And then Durrinda's like, well, if it's any consideration, this is a beautiful room with great energy, so I think it shows a great place for that, you know, a little lunch, great job, Vermont, a great job. Yeah, and then the other girls arrive at the cabaret, and of course, it's exactly what you think.

It's like two older gay guys in glitter jackets, like, hello, you look fabulous. I mean, you are stunning. Is there anyone more stunning? How do you say so stunning? Everyone? I know. I know. I'm like, you know what? Gay guys really we are a blessed community, you know, we're like We're like caretakers for our girlfriends. Right in old age. I didn't even know there were gay people in

Ups and New York. So I was excited. So gay people everywhere. So then, yes, they're up there. It's like they're on the attic of like an antique shop. And then meanwhile Bethany is like, hey Ramada, you want a freak? You want a freak about something? You want a freak? Okay. Then what the rest of it? It's tarot pen. You know what that means? You know what that means? Whoa! No! What's the tarot pen? Is that like a pin? Does named after woman named Tara like Tara's pin? No, you don't ask me the turtle turtle time That's your school hilarious right now I know I'm gonna go oh my god my mother now. I'm getting chill

So then I didn't really get where that came from but then Back over there the the other girls at the bar see this guy who has Back over there the the other girls at the bar see this guy who has Kenny G hair. It's like it's like some bad hair some bad to bad pilot hair Yeah, and they're all acting like he's a straight guy, which is also hilarious and so you're like listen Just because there's one straight guy doesn't mean you have to hit it. Okay everybody And turns he's like oh god you look at them another floating Tens is like oh god you looked at them another floating Portansley portansley she's so miserable that she that she was there at this awful little cabaret

And Barbara's like you saying hi to me or to ha It's like you Barbara. Oh my god. There's no one here more enchanting than you. I know. I am Bob. Oh yeah. Yeah. So you're like, I'll calm down everybody. You know, you're trying to get me over the finish line before I've started running. And the way I'm like, all right, fine then. So we can share him. And so you guys, a threesome is not a two-some. I'm feeling so like, who are you people? And why am I with you? Oh! Oh! Why couldn't I have been here for the same part season instead? Oh, good.

So, yeah. So, we're kind of back and forth. And so, Ramona's telling more harrowing stories about like dishes being thrown and hiding under covers and Bethany's, like there's sort of like one-uping it. They're not actually not one-uping each other. It does sharing. And Bethany is like, Yeah, I'd call the cops and like my mother's telling

the thing and like my dad would like the shit out here and drag her down the hall but they have her hair. And like Dorenda's just like, what is this? What the hell? I know. This is crazy, you know? And then Dorenda starts getting upset. She's like, this is up selling, you know, and it is.

It's crazy. But Ramona and Bethany, you know, start bonding over it. And then we go back and miss Malkarita Krugaton is there. And she is, you know, pretty much, you see five minutes of her in like coming next week. She's like, Money can buy you class. And that's pretty much it. That's her. Yeah, that was her. Like, hey again, she's like, my fans is your class. And that's pretty much it. That's her. Yeah, that was her. A again, she's like, my fans is like over and over and over again. And I got the feeling that she did that for two hours. You guys, like you can see just everyone there was like,

but Louis was like, oh, this is great fun. I love this. They know my music. Yeah, she loves my music. Yeah, something some you said. Now I know what Luce doing, Karen. She's something something you said. Now I know what Loo's doing, Karen. She's preparing for retirement years. Just sitting there singing, money can't buy you class.

So yeah, so then yeah, there's that. And then Durin, meanwhile back there, Durin just crying and she's like feeling so bad because she's understanding Ramon and Bethany and she's like Bethany if I was ever meet you. I'm sorry We can go back to home good. I'm sorry And it was actually really nice and then Ramona and Bethany and Ramona's basically like you know Bethany has her You know, what's it down what's it down? So she's able to sort of like connect with Bethany So it was like a nice moment

I think this crazy Bethany well exists just now, but seems like yeah, we both broke the chain. Aramona's like, yeah, we broke the chain. I was like, yeah, you know what happens to breakers of the chains? Not a great week for that, ladies, not a great week for that lady. So then Ramona, yeah, so they're basically bonded down. And then we go back to Lou Ann and so Lou Ann and so need to answer around and they're still singing to money. God buy your glass. Yeah So now some actually like I love Luann, but I never want to hear that song again

Sometimes being nice is not the right thing today. I should be with the other ladies. Yeah She's learning she's learning Tensley has really up to her game this season. I have to Be very funny. Yeah, she's really having a good season. Yeah. So now's the next morning and Durinda and Durinda is like making foot like Durinda is in Bethany's room and she's like mocking Luanne and Barbara and like she and Bethany are just like cracking each other up and prancing around the room and they're just like hung over and looking crazy and then Tinsley walks in, all perfectly made up, et cetera. Like fuck this bitch, basically.

Yeah. And then Tinsley does an impression of the lady during money camp by a class. And she's like, that was next level crazy down. Okay. And Bessie goes to basically what you're saying is, you heard a Grammy. You heard a Grammy, right?

And she's like, I can't hear that song anymore. Yeah. So then back at the house, Louis Anne a Grammy, right? And she's like, I can't hear that song anymore. Yeah. So then back at the house, Lewand's making everybody breakfast because the ladies are all going to come over again. And they're talking about this guy that Barbara was flirting with, and then we see a clip. And the guy, Kenny G's like, yeah, well, I have a twin and he lives in the city. And maybe sometimes we can come visit. Yeah, you can come visit me in the city and then you know what? We're both gonna have hammers. We can have a hammock day. We can prepare hammers.

I am so fascinated by what this guy is into because apparently they made out. So I don't know. I don't know. I was... Interesting couple. Interesting couple. Interesting couple. Interesting couple. So then let's see. Barb's like, I love it here. I'm gonna move here, maybe.

And the way I'm like, yeah, see, no, I'm not crazy. And the girls arrive. And, you know, and as so many voices at one time on it, I get to these parts. I'm like, what do I even talk about? There's like a zillion lines written down right here. First and foremost, Louis Ants are cutting a bag at with a chef's knife, which that hurt my soul a little bit.

I should always use a serrated knife, not a chef's knife. Use a bread knife. You're my mom. Well, you know, what you are. Going through such hard times, you sometimes forget what you're even holding your hands. I mean, it's hard. What I'm going through. I just, I's hard. What are you going through? I feel like someone should apologize to me for not giving me the right knife. So then the other girls, so yeah, Barbara is like bragging about making out with the guy and no one can really believe it. That Barbara made out with this random dude who's like just not what you'd imagine to be

the person that you would make out with Barbara, you know. Yeah, not that I would try it in Madgans. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So then Ramona comes over and she's got all her gifts. She's got all the setter pieces and her Jonathan Adler stuff, et cetera. And there's sort of like, now everyone's there in the house. So Ramona's like, whoa, Leanne, can we just open up the gift?

I just want you to open up the gifts already. I'm like a child on Christmas. Like one of the few good Christmas's that we have, okay? The way I'm doing, do that for me please And suddenly it's like wow, you're being nice to the day Ramona Last night you were saying that it's not the best neighborhood Da da da da, she shut up! She's opening the present, though

Open the present, could be great And so she does, she goes, oh I love it! I love it! It's a candlestick! I know Ramona I know, I'm notlestick. I know, Ramona. I know, I'm not a fucking idiot like you, Ramona. Now who was Mali Berry for lunch? Mm, so typical of Ramona.

She likes a stick of dynamite and then showers you with gifts. Which sounds good to me. I know, it's better than most of you beaches, you know. I know, I don't think I have a problem with that. Yeah, no one else here gives gifts. It's just dynamite and done, you know. Yeah, so they were a problem with that. Yeah, no one else here gives gifts. It's just dying to might not done You know, yeah, so they were talking about what happened last night Barbara making it with a guy and like Ramon and Bethany bonding Etc etc. And then Durinda's like

Where guys time for me to go down to the city. I got like a black tie thing tonight I got a loop. I got a wooden flower with some water John. You know what I'm seeing and then I Mean I get it get it. What average? Hey, I can't So don't give me anything What what I do what what I was like what I do I didn't have it. I just like I saw it I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw the attitude I had to read it is doing the best remote impersonations by the way today. She like scrunches her eyes. She's like, I saw you win the kick. I saw it with my own like, you know what, Durinda? You can very defensive with me lately. I don't even know what you're hearing.

You can be very defensive with me lately Durinda and say, oh really? Oh really? You know what I'm reacting? you don't you you know you you want to know what I'm reacting to that doesn't say happy best right in me right you didn't know that they're making faces everyone I guess I make faces it's one yeah okay if I got trouble every time I made face I wouldn't have any friend but and it's everybody knows I have two parties more than 30 people so apparently I have friends Piano-like people like my face is mid-name you not you okay? So so Ramona's like I don't know why Doraind is jumping all over me I mean this is kind of crazy and he's like oh I think it's because of the charity event because you told her to shut up and the Ramona just gives such an evil look like oh this fucking Bad she was like she sneered into the camera

She's all right. We'll talk about that leader. Okay, I like I love when evil Ramona comes out like real evil So that puts my charity that I organize it. Okay, she interrupt me and then son is like yeah You had your speech memorized and she got you off your game and so Durinda of course here says cuz son You're saying everything is loud as she can so Durinda will come back. Yeah, Serena comes memorized and she got you off your game and so Dorenda of course here Says because some you're saying everything is loud as she can so Dorenda will come back Yeah, Cernet comes back and she's like you don't rank Joe Ramona And she's like she was not even she goes that girl talking she was not talking She was so she was not talking you were rude you should apologize, okay? Yeah, oh my god

Here we go and then Dorenda's like, okay, you know, you should apologize, you bet. And you know what this is all about. This is the angel ball. You called me up and you say, hey, remote, hey, during the, you gotta come to this ball. You should come out and I was like, I wanna bring jars here, I can't breathe.

Whoa, I said you could bring tron. As they start going back to the angel ball thing, which is my favorite thing. I don't even understand how the angel ball was not, like part of the actual show, you know? But it was, they talked, I'm sorry, I have to blow my nose. This is very exciting stuff here. It's making, this talking about, it's making, like.

It's making you, it's making you sneeze. So, I remember, I was like, yeah. It's like, bullshit, I told you to bring Trump with you, okay? And don't do your thing, it's me. Don't do your thing, it's me to bring that shit. I said, you can't do that again. And she's like, you know what? I'll take what I want into you. Don't you have fingers in me don't you have fingers in me to rendash it And she's like you know what I'll take what I wanted you if you don't like it too bad And we say do this charity and we give you money. We help you organize it She's like you don't let anybody speak to them speak excuse this how you she's like do you speak for a moment?

Excuse me do this do that You speak Ramona, do this, do that, do that. There's not people, though. Now, Miranda is infuriated, Duranda, where she's just like, red in the face. Yeah. She's like, and she's like so mad. And Ramona's like, well, no one could be stronger to you

because when you say, they start waving your hands around, they're just like yelling at each other. And Ramona's like, and we're just like, yo, it's Jimmy and species. And we're like, yeah, and your speech was fabulous. And we're just like, well then why are we and species. And we're like, yeah, and your speech was fabulous. And we're just like, well then why are we yelling? She's like, I don't know. I think it was because Sony brought it up.

I think Sony started it. And they're like, yeah, Sony. Yeah, I know, you're using this. So he's like, wait, what? Yeah, and that's pretty much the end of this one, everybody. We did it. Yeah, five times as always. And next week they go to Miami, so that should be super fun.

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