Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy

Episode Date: August 11, 2017

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but all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Vanderbender, and joining me as always on this lovely Thursday day, seven days into the national Lumaurgency known as the Luann and Tom Divorce, it's Ronnie Caram from trashtalktv.com and also Roseprick's Bachelor podcast. What's up Ronnie? My walls are up. I'm not feeling vulnerable. Lewand's divorce has killed all of my hopes. Yeah, and dreams. I know it's we it's been a week since the bombshell landed on us like a North Korean

bombshell would except it's not North Korea, it's Luan Korea. And we can't blame Trump or any politician or any Kim Jong or Kim Un or Kim La or La Kim or anything. This is Kim Kardashian. There's no Kim's to blame. No Kim's. Not even Kim Richards.

Not even Kim Granitelle. When you can't blame Kim Richards for something, you know your fate. Yeah. Because you should be able to blame Kim Richards for anything. Yeah. Almost everything. You probably could find a way back to Kim Richards

with this divorce. I mean, who knows what happened? Who knows who Tom was seeing at the Regency? Who knows who got into Tommy's cookies? Could have been Kim Richards. Who knows? Who knows why he took off his mic in the season finale of the show.

So did you know this was gonna be the season finale? Because I did this. Yes, I did know. Yes, I was well aware. Because Bravo heavily promoted it and all the women heavily promoted it on their Instagrams. There was like a non-stop barrage of like, who's ready to watch the season finale three days from now?

Who's ready for it tonight? Who's ready in an hour? Who's ready? Who's ready? Who's ready? That's that season finale was like having breakfast the next day sober and uncomfortable after you had really good drunk insects with somebody.

You wake up and you're like, it was fine, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. Well here's the thing you know every franchise does things well okay so New York their specialty is going on vacation when they go on vacation they kill it their season finale's are not always the things of legends you know they don they don't, they just, I think, I think maybe Beverly Hills might do a better season finale Orange County, maybe Atlanta, but New York, they don't do a season finale so well. Yeah, and Bethany tries.

I mean, I remember she was trying to start shit last year. This year she came ready to just make somebody fight, even if it wasn't her. But you know, if you can only do so much, it was still fun to watch. Yeah, don't come me wrong. You know, so speaking of watching it, um, Tinzi Mortimer had a viewing party in Chicago, which you may or may not have seen

on her Twitter. And um, one of our listeners, Lindsey went because Tinzi put it out there was like, like, hey guys, I'm gonna have a viewing party. So just come around It'll be fun come come see me so Twitter people is what you would say come on Twitter people So one of our in one of our listeners message us on Instagram to say that she was gonna go to this thing And she was gonna be like oh my god. You should listen to crap ins etc So this is what she said about Tinsley's viewing party.

She goes, words don't explain, by the way, I'm giving her that accent. Words don't explain how nice Tinsley and her mother are and Scott, her new boyfriend, brought out a cake. Her mother was there. She looks just like the nurse from Mash. No shit, he sponsored the entire party. There was no alcohol vendors or anything

no step and repeat it was just a good old fashioned party oh and Ronnie tinsley moth tinsley's mother likes a good cigarette oh yes this is the news so apparently they had a good old fashioned party just like a simple like get together which is actually very charming i love a charming simple party where you're million airboy friends just pays for everything. Sounds simple to me. I know. And speaking of Chicago, by the way, don't forget that tomorrow, tickets go on sale

for our two shows on September 27th in Chicago. Go to watchacropons.com. There'll be links to where you can buy tickets there. And of course, while you're there, go ahead and buy tickets to our September 2nd show here in Los Angeles with special guests. Jeff Lewis, Jenny Poulos, and Gage Edward, all stars are flipping out. It's going to be an absolutely amazing show. All the shows will be amazing, but that one will be particularly memorable. Yes, because that is going to be like a weekend holiday weekend show, so we're going to have

something planned for the next day too, that we can all meet up and have a good time. Yeah, we're figuring it out, but we're sort of of the Tinzy Mortimer camp of like, how do we throw something together that'll be fun, but you know, where's our millionaire, uh, uh, boyfriends to come fund our, our after party? Because we need exactly that. We need the aim higher in the men department for sure yeah so everyone go do that it means a lot to us and it'll be great to meet all you guys at those shows so excited okay let's get into

this season final all right shall we everybody ready everybody feeling it's everybody feeling ready well the season finale opened up as any good season finale should open with a sound of Like this bitch is like the lady from facts of life who's just Too far gone to remember anybody's name anymore. It's like they all tooty now. Are you? Do you? Do you?

Do you? Do you? Do you? How dear you? Mrs. Garrett is alive and well. Charlotte Ray is a national treasure. Is she alive and well? Now I'm concerned.

I feel like she's dead, but I didn't say, this doesn't rely on her being dead. I just met like, she's Mrs. Garrett with, you know, brain malfunctioning as you get older, you know, and you start forgetting things. You just start calling everybody duty. Oh yeah, no, it makes sense. Listen, she went through a lot. She went to boarding school.

She had like a brownie shop, and then she had the candy shop. It's a lot to take boarding school she had like a brownie shop and then she had the candy shop it's a lot to take on and eventually the trauma catches up to you and you just shut everything out oh she didn't even take the candy shop member that was chlorous leechman who got the candy shop she had the candy shop for a little bit and she did yes and then chlorous leechman took over the candy shop but she called she kept calling all the different kinds of candies to the so nobody

ever knew what they were buying so she had to quit well you know when i think of candy shops i think of a livia if you know what i'm saying no no anyone i know some of the notes i'm talking about i'll wait i'll wait for the the the facebook comments someone gets it uh... dammit i'm out that i don't get it how many things do i have to watch to understand this show? Hahaha. Either way, Carol is the Mrs. Garrett of the Facts of Life Cat cast. Hey, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, to be like, hi, we love you. Here's Carol saying baby three times. Well, you know, it's her ode to TLC. So it's four days after they get back

from Mexico and Bethany comes in and Carol's like, do I look like a crazy lady talking to five babies? She's like, no, you look crazy because it's like hot five babies. She's like, now you look crazy, because it's like hot in here. It's like ridiculous. It's like a cat's on in here. It's like a sauna for pussies. It's like a pussy sauna. You see what I did there?

I took cat and I just made it like pussy, because it's like a joke. It's like a dirty joke. Like that's what I do. It's like a pussy sauna. Like honestly, like, you know what? You know what it feels like? It feels like there's like, I see some bricks.

It was, did you use a lot of cock, between those bricks, there's a lot of cock in here, Carol. Glock cock in your pussy panels, huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah, you know how they have like a happy time downstairs? Not even a lot of there's a lot of cock in here Carol blog cock in your pussy battles, huh? Huh? Yeah, you know how they have like a happy seven downstairs not even that it's like a hot pussy. I mean, yeah Get it get it. You get it. You get it. Yeah Yeah, it's not a hot dog. It's a hot pussy. Get it. Hey, you know what? If your pussy gets out and falls down a manhole

You know what it is. It's a it's a manhole full of pussy. That's what it is. It's a pussy manhole Yeah, get that huh joke. It's a pussy hole. Yeah, it's Carol and her regular pussy hole get it Get it with my walser up my pussy walser up like I can't like like don't touch my pussy walls So yeah So so Bethany is talking about her new apartment Which apparently has a whole host of issues the apartment that she's planning to flip or move into who knows what all of the above and she's like Yeah, it's a problem. It's it's kind of it's it's giving me an anxiety like I can't like it's like the department's like it's got walls it's got like a floor it but like I've never

seen so many problems the floor and wall before like honestly like the floor and wall they can fall into each other just be one big flat plane like I don't know what it is why I don't get a house but what's wrong with me why don't get a house then what let us self-certify can you believe that it's like that's like normally you can just like say okay I'm certified and then they're like okay you're certificate but like you can't do that. Like someone else has to do it. I don't even know what's going on. Like the guy who's built a guest, like Sirius C.

It's like when you go to a website and they're like the certificates expired. It's like, what do you want me to do about it? When we give you a certificate, like I can't, like why don't you self-certify yourself? Oh, website, like I, whoa, I'm screwed. You see it's certificate. What do I look like?

What am I, like the guy in die heart in the lobby, the guy from Family Matters, like I'm not. Like, Anzi, like did I do that? No, it's Oracle, I can't. I feel like if Bethany Frankl calls you and tells you she's doing her own building certification and you say, fuck no, you're not, I think that's proof that bureaucracy

can sometimes work out. Like someone is paying attention in that office. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good, that's a fair point fair fair. What are you talking about? I just put a three-ton bar of marble in my other apartment like I had to take it out like ridiculous like what's a load bearing wall? What's a load bearing wall made? Is that a wall that like has to take a shit a load bearing wall? Like I can't a load bearing column. How about we just get rid of open cons of everything's open content How about this one wall? One pole is the's the ceiling, it's the floor, it's everything. That's it.

They should call it a Sonya Baron walk, because I've never seen someone bear so many lobes as her. Get it? Get it? It's like a pole. It's like a load bearing pole. It's like a pole for pussy.

This is what it is a pussy pole. You see what this is? It's a load bearing pussy pole. Like this pussy can take a big load. That's what I'm saying. Carol. Champagne problems cost rest just like other problems. Would see understands because she marched with, you know, the Millennials in front of

Wall Street or whatever, coming down straight from her apartment, smoking dope and painting her boobs. So she gets it. Yes, she does. Like, you know, it's like, I'm still stressed. I have a right to my stress over the fact that my couch is in terrible shape after being donated to me by the Kennedy family. What a stressful situation for me, right? Baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby. Sure my electricity is always made but you poor

people have to deal with Lee Radsawell's feelings being heard after I ruined her couch. No. Do you know how hard it is and how many nights of sleep I've lost? Trying to side if Adam's cookbook stuff a radish rating or a beet rating, I don't know. It's stressful. And like any Bethany scene, the only trip Bethany really loves is a trip to tourists. Yeah. I do like the trip. I gave it like 10 stars.

What an amazing trip. Like I couldn't have like I wouldn't have handled it if it didn't go out, but it went well. Like whoever planned that, it was amazing. It was like totally great. Whoever had that idea for that trip in Tiki Lombaxico, where they're making Tiki Luh for my skinny girl, brand of stuff, like, you know what?

Next time we're gonna go find out where they grow the corn for a skinny girl popcorn. Okay, wink, wink, get it, get it. Yeah, it was great. Like I wanted to trip advisor and I was like, you know what, I'll advise you this. I'm the trip advisor now, because I come up with great trips.

That's what I do. All right. I'm certified as a trip advisor. come up with great trips. That's what I do. All right. I'm certified in Trip Advisor. Yeah, now when you go to Trip Advisor, it redirects to URL. Skinny Girl Bethany, I'll advise you where do you want to go.com? Skin Advisor. What's the matter of advisor? Get it? Get it.

Pussy Advisor. How about this? How about they call them pussy advisor? It's like Trip Advisor. You know, how about this? Have a nice trip. See you next fall. Okay, it's fall. It's autumn. Things are falling out of me like my badge. Okay, I'll see like pussy badge. Like, honestly, I can't like pussy advisor, you know, have it. Just have an ice trip. See next fall. Okay, it's fall. It's autumn things are falling out of me like my badge. Okay, I'll see like pussy badge. Like honestly, I can't like pussy advisor. So they start talking about Sony is townhouse and stuff and how Tim's leaf found a boyfriend in five minutes

and Beth and he's like, yeah, like that. Like I mean, you hooked somebody up and you overshot the mark like they're gonna get married. Maybe they're gonna get you like Sony got engaged in five minutes or like what's the difference, you know, the way in like, what is it with Sony's townhouse? Like everybody's getting engaged in there. You know, we're a monoshit moving.

It's like haunted in a good way. It's like conjuring the comedy. Like I love it. It's a load bearing ghost, can I? It's like Casper. It's like truly Casper the friendly ghost and Casper's horny and wants to like fall in love, okay. Casper possessed you and then like now you're in love. It's like Casper did some squats and suddenly everybody wants to fuck him.

Like what's going on in that house? They're like Beetlejuice is in there and he's like putting people together. It's like millionaire matchmaker. Okay, you know, the reason why she has bad things to say about me is because she's Beetlejuice and she's haunting Sony's apartment. That's why Beetlejuice actually left that apartment because he was like hungry for to Earth. Earth's here for juice and he saw brown eyes and he was like

even I won't take this. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's actually funny. I have skinny girl beetles juice coming out. It's made from skinny girl beetles and it's like 30 30 less calories. Skinny juice. What you do is the way you lose your weight is that you put a

little piece of metal in front of you and then and it's on your lips and then you don't eat. That's how you do. I have to do is say skinny skinny juice three times. Like do it. Skinny juice, skinny juice juice skinny juice. Bethany you wonderful What's the matter what's going on? Why'd you come out the portal? What's what's matter? You're so talented Bethany. What's matter? Why you singing dayo? Huh? Why you singing dayo? Dayo dayo okay. Don't song. I love the idea of her assistance just popping up every time she says it three times I like the idea of Bethany doing a very, like half-hearted haunt.

Like, all right, you know what I'm gonna do? All these people at the dinner party, you know what they're gonna do? Okay, you're all guessing day-o, okay. Day-o, day-o, all right, I'm done with this, all right, you did it. Everyone's like, what was that? That was like for five seconds, I was seeing day-o. You guys, like, day-o like come and I want to go home, like, seriously? Like, go home.

Like, I've never, I've literally never heard of someone that, like, spoke to me so much. Like, day-o like come and I want to go home. Like, literally, I just want to go home. How about we just call it, I want to go home like seriously go home like I've never I like literally never heard a song that like Spokes me so much like they like I'm on it go home like literally. I just want to go home. How about we just call it? I want to go home. They oh go home. Okay great. But what's home? That's a question, you know, I was homeless one time I was home man. You know it's great. You know it's a great genius. Phil Collins take me home. That's a song Take take me home I know how you feel because I say baby three times in a row and then look what happened. Another cat. So stupid.

One of the most boring scenes of all time. So of course we need 10 minutes doing fan fiction on it. Okay. So we then go to an exciting scene of Luan playing tennis with Dom. So I mean, if there's any appropriate use of the term love, it's here in tennis. So they never shift scored because they lost their love. So yeah, so they poor Luan. Because someone always has the advantage and love, you know, it's like love your advantage. Oh, Tom

Well, you know I play tennis. I'm a tennis player. I'm like you are not a tennis player. Look at how you play tennis First of all, you're wearing like a little girl's roughly belly skirt. That's a tennis skirt under your tennis skirt It's like some new kind of new fangled five-year-old's tennis skirt And then whenever she hits she stands on one of her tippy toes like she's doing ballet You do not know how to play tennis. I don't know who you're following. I thought actually her form looked pretty decent And as we've seen over you know This is a real house as a New York tradition the tennis match That has gone by the wayside and I was very happy to see her resurrected

Especially because it was a great metaphor for Luan's personal life, which is that it starts with love and ends and juices, you know. But I did, this was like a cringe-inducing scene because it was all about Luan proclaiming her love for Tom and how wonderful everything was. And so she's saying to be like, Tom and I have known each other for all of a year and a half. So we're still in our honeymoon phase and he's just added so much to my life. It makes it complete.

Well, where I was on a mission to make it work and where happy... Well, I'm happy. And that's all that matters. It's like, oh, honey. So much wrong. We're happy. Would you believe it? We're happy girls. We're happy. And that's all that matters. It's like, oh, honey, so much wrong. We're happy. Would you believe it? We're happy girls, we're happy. After all, we've been through Tom still here. And that's his everything. Oh, God, she had to scratch out we're happy to say, I'm happy. And that's all that matters

all Lou. And also tennis, you really see Lou Ann's real side come out, which I really loved about it, because she's like, well, we're playing tennis and I'm the one, you know, we'll see if he can do as well as me. And he's like, well, okay, what's the score? Because I got the first two points. And she's like, oh, I got the first two points. You're not, you're not giving me the points. I got them.

Like, you see, this guy's like trying to gaslight her. And she's having to stick up for herself. But then she settles it all with herself by saying, well, it's not tension like Ramona and Mario at least. Yeah. And then they show a clip of Mario like, you lost your fucking idiot. That was all points. I know. Okay. Can you believe they tried to steal our point and double us? You got served I Was really happy that we saw that flashback because those

Those early season rivalries between Ramona Jill and the Wann on the tennis court were epic and I don't know why we ever lost those because they were amazing Rift's latest playing tennis. That's what my mom did growing up and it was always amazing. Yeah, it was, well, it basically was about Mario versus Luan, those situations. That was what it was all about, right? Because, wasn't it that, because Ramona and Mario were super competitive, and then they, in the season one, they decided to challenge Jill to a game, something like that, or Jill challenged Mario or something like that. So brought in Luan who is her secret weapon and Ever since then it's been on so it was great. It was great call back to a wonderful rivalry in the real housewives Extended universe. Well, I may be a secret weapon, but guess what's not a secret. I'm really good at tennis

Whoa, nothing but net No, no, that's basketball. Isn't this basketball? There's a net. There's a ball. There's love. I'm single. I'm dating. I'm happy.

This is what I'd like. Okay. No matter what you say about the win and her terrible, awful, pathetic, cringe-inducing marriage, is that at least she's got follow-through. I mean, she's really good at tennis. Okay. You know my mother always said never trusted tennis player after all. Look at what Andre Agassi did to Brooke Shelds. That man pussy ass and Agassi. So have you seen the pictures that have been posted of the reunion where Lou Ames wearing

a white dress? Yeah, that's her one. Oh, God, sadness. Such sadness. I read that they, I read that I think page six said we're going to have to re-shoot the reunion because it's so embarrassing with her going on about her marriage, but they're not going to re-shoot that right? They're not going to.

Bravo loves that shit. They, they're going to re-edit it a little bit to make her look sillier. But we've seen this happen before. I swear to God, I can't remember offhand, but there have been so many times where someone is babbling on about how strong the relationship is. I think maybe like Porsche and what's his face, the football player, Stewart, Porsche, what's his face? Cordell?

Cordell, thank you. I think she was talking about how strong the relationship was while their divorce was happening. You know, it happens. This is some real housewives. That's the fun of it. It wouldn't be as fun if Luan was giving us the scoop. And you know what they're gonna do is that there'll be

a very special watch what happens with Andy Cohen and Duane as consider down And you get upon a serious face and try to be Diane Sawyer and be like so Luane Can you tell me very seriously which tit do you like more and did Tom agree was that the problem? Tell us about Tom's cock was that the problem? You know it's gonna be that Yeah, so maybe let me be honest with you Andy everything was perfect. It was just too perfect I thought am I ready to be perfect and I thought no, I'm still new. It's me. Lou. I like selling clothes that people can afford Wait a minute. He cheated. No, I'll get guess who's cheating me by selling clothes at such a discount man. That's who's cheating

Listen Andy we were both in love and then he scored with someone and now he's up 15 to love and I you know Just not on the same page anymore. I Can't meet him. I can't be with a man who just isn't very good at tennis Andy and that's the truth I can't be with a man who doesn't understand the simple concept that if you're the server, your score goes first. So if you are 1530, that means that you have the lowest score and I have the higher score. It's as simple as that, Mandy. I went into the dagostinos and started changing everybody's schedule around.

And they told me that Tom doesn't even own dagostinos. Whose mistake was that? My Mandy, I take full responsibility and then I thought well It's not so bad. He's always telling me to stop and shop so I thought great he owns that one. No, he doesn't even own that one I'm dating a man named big lots now The romance of my life Actually his name is Sam and apparently he's part of a very exclusive club. Oh He hates his brother low

Oh, and you shouldn't even talk about his cousin B.J. Did you ask me a question, Andy? I can't remember. Oh, cousin Domino. So fat. Now I see what they called him, fat Domino's. He lives in a hut that's made full of pizza. Would you believe it I look at the bright side have you ever heard of a parmesan bite? Well, I Don't want to don't want to spill all the beans just yet, but I have to admit it Andy. I'm in love with Johan Tertinos Oh, Andy, I just decided to marry a faggy. Excuse me?

You know. The yogurt magnet. Oh, you really must meet my new boyfriend. Paolo de Giorno. It's not delivery, Andy. It's de Giorno. I cooked for my man. Perhaps you remember my man Enrique Bobili?

Oh, Lou and poor thing. I love when our jokes go in a weird way. At first it made sense. She was just going to different people who own places where you could buy food, but then at the end she just settling for pizza crusts. Guys, like any family with brand names. She's like, I'm in, specifically the pizza vertical. It's not like she ever spent time in a daugustino

so either, you know. It's like where the people shop who can afford my clothes, Andy. That's what's important. It's for the people So anyway, so Sus and you can tell because they're playing Adam's family music Like why aren't they playing the Adam's family sound track wait, but before we get to that I just want to say one other delightful nugget of terrible foreshadowing for Luan was that she was saying how she was looking forward to Tinsley's

Thank you slash fuck you party to Sonia and the reason why she was looking forward to is for once It was gonna be a party that wasn't gonna be about Luan Tom. It's so nice to be out the spotlight. Oh, yeah Everywhere we go. It's just Luan Tom. Luan Tom. Tom Lew and Tom it'll be nice for not to be that I'm like how are you gonna allow that yeah most of it's Lew and Tom because you bring it up everywhere you go Well, it was just hello. Thank you for having me. I'm married now. Yeah, well, it was just the tragedy of saying that while she is right now grabbing all the headlines So yeah, so it's Sonya's time. We're by're fine now. Now, it'll be Tom and Missy. Tom and Missy, Tom and Missy, can't wait for this party.

So now we do go over Sonia's townhouse where as you were saying, there's Adam, Adam's family music play. It's like bird of needing, needing, like the kid who's a vampire is like eating a rat on the side of the street. So what the hell is happening? And Ramona walks up to the front buzzer and she's like eating a rat on the side of the street. What the hell is happening? And Ramona walks up to the front buzzer and she's like, oh, it's Ramona!

We know the walls shook as you hear. One thing I was upset about is they didn't show who answered the door because Sonia has such a weird thing about her buzzer Like who's answering it? Who's allowed to come in, where they have to wait in the foyer, or whatever, but no, they showed it Ramona going, it's Ramona, and then she's in the apartment. I was like, you guys skipped a whole storyline tie up that we really need. Well, were there any issues with the hats,

was Ramona bringing any hats with it for tinsley, and that could also really change, who gets to open the door, you know? Yeah, it mandates a whole, like, different protocol when the hats come for honor, and that could also really change who gets to open the door, you know. Yeah. It mandates a whole, like, different protocol. When the hats come for honor. It's literally gonna allow to answer the door anymore. Like, did Connor answer the door?

What's happening? It's Heather Thompson there. Is Heather Thompson still in the foyer? She's still waiting to yell at someone. Oh, you get to go forward? You get to go forward, Ramona. I'm still here at three years late or waiting to go to Lanark City. So yeah, so Ramona comes in and you know, oh my god, I love this setup.

It's totally different. And suddenly it's like, look, it's all new. We totally changed it. There used to be huge shining room table here. And then Frenchie said, get this out of here. And then we can have bigger parties downstairs with the dining room table. But up here, we can fit more people because there's not a dining room table. It's like it still smells like butts and like wet walls.

Yeah. And now we're eating like old snacks of an Ottoman. Yeah. Exactly. That's it. Something tells me Sonya's been selling off furniture to pay her rent. Yeah. I think she sold her a table to someone.

Maybe she said, or maybe Tinsley stole it because apparently Tinsley finally moved out two days ago. Yeah. Tinsley's out. And she's like, well, you know, I kind of miss her. It's just weird not having her. I'm looking at Sonia while waiter is there. Oh, yeah.

She's talking about how she's so happy with Frenchie and they show this clip of them at the restaurant and the waiter is at the table and she's like, he says, how do you feel my baby? She says, I feel like I'm going to fuck your brains out. The waiter's like, oh Jesus. Yeah. You think this job isn't hard enough? And the last thing I need is to see have this vision of you fucking Frenchy. Yeah. And then she goes French you'd left, but then he came back and that's a good sign. Her standards are very low.

Yeah, it's like a sign of a feral cat. You know, they go where they're fed. It's not a good sign. Or a gas leak. So, yeah. So now Ramona is joking that she wants to move into Tinsley's room. Now that Tinsley's gone since everyone seems to find, uh, find love there, you know, which is found a partner. Boom.

Tinsley found a partner. Boom. I want a Ramona. Boom. Boom. That's only like, it's the boom boom room. Ugh. It's so creepy. It's like her kids room with all the stuffed animals and stuff. boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom So Ramona's in a particularly very good mood because they just got back from Mexico and she's like, I feel good

that we're all on the same on a good page. All seven girls, okay? You didn't bethigny it or on a good page, okay? I got back my joy, okay? She's like, well, listen, Tinsley wants to have a party, okay? And she's gonna have it for you. And I don't know that she met Fuck You on the party, but that's what she's saying.

It's called a Fuck You party. She's like, well, I don't want a party because she said she wanted to start fresh and then look at her on the trip. She was screaming at me. Then Ramona goes, that was bad. That was undignified The doyan of dignity who who didn't even know Pedro's name who is unpacking all the first year Ramona who called every man in Mexico by the same name Yeah Ramona who gets should face herself and cries in a pool for three hours then says tensile is being undignified.

Thank you. Yeah, yeah, there's that too. And I also like that Sonia was saying how all of a sudden she's like, well I don't want gifts, I don't need gifts, I don't want gifts. I'm like, you have complained about not getting gifts all season long. You want like a flower, you want a piece of toast. You're like, every single scene is like, well, I don't understand why Tensley didn't get me a piece of toast. Why didn't she get me a coffee? I know she's downtown, but why didn't she bring me a coffee when she came home? It's like every single episode. Now she doesn't want it. Yeah. She, Sonny,

you just told your dining room table. You want gifts. Like who are you kidding? Yeah. And she's like, well, she's just doing this so that everyone will say, oh, see, she's thankful. So it's just for the public, not for me. I was like, well, if you could go to the public to complain about how she's not thankful, she has to make amends in public. That's how it works. Yeah, exactly.

Well, the Ramona had some pretty damning evidence about Tim's tinsley when she goes, listen, let's face it, any girl who sleeps with double lashes and her hair perfect like this come on Okay, okay, come on not happy. You know what happened boom not in a good way bad boom okay, yeah reverse boom Emersonia's like she can't even pack her boyfriend had to come help her pack. I was like Sonia Or what you the queen of the interns Boyfriend had to come help her pack. I was like, Sonya! Oh, what, what, you the queen of the interns?

You're complaining about someone relying on someone else to do the most basic things. I know, at least I get something under return. Poor Connor hasn't eaten in like three weeks. Yeah, what do you think French is doing for you, by the way? You think he's just there, you know, baking croissants in your decrepit toaster? No. He's doing all your shit. He's moving that table out, who moved your table out of that room, Sonya?

Exactly. Frenchy and Conner, you know. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You think you'd be moving all your shit? Let me tell you something. I firmly believe that if you're over the age of 30, you shouldn't lift a finger.

You're hiring movers or getting other people to do it for you. So just so that we know the season is not ending on a pathetic note, we go over to Beth and he's new apartment that she's just bought with some hot guy there. A pro-hockey player, Nate Thompson. And she's like, I got some sandwiches. You have vegetarian because like this one has tons of meat. Like seriously, there's so much meat in here. You have vegetarian. It's like, Ollie, whatever you want. This is a Russian coleslaw. It's like, you're not Jewish, you're Catholic, right?

Like what are you? You're like Catholic? Okay, like you have a lot of gale. Like, do you have a lot of gale? If you had this coleslaw, would you feel bad for a community and waffer? Does it taste like waffers to you? Is it like waffers?

Is it like when you're on a child and like, you have issues with the mass? Issues with nuns? It's like, how Bethany, you are really drilling deep over this Rubin. Are you Catholic? Is this bread like a body of Christ? Is that what this is? Do you want some wine? Does it make you think of the movie down? Huh?

Do you ever think about doubt you think about moral shape? I think she was good. She she she she's gotten the Oscar She should she should get the Oscar right huh? Is that what you think Nate? Huh? Terrifying men terrifying men are flying men. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Nons on the run you ever see that movie Eric Idol? It's like two non-sons on the run. Cesar tooth. Cause hockey, right? Like what people just hit each other. I asked how you guys are. You're about to animals, right? Yeah, like literally like, it reminds me of growing up. Like, you know, just get slapped to the face, huh?

You know, it's fun for you, right? Yeah, right? Penalty box. Do you want to go on the panel to box? Like, what is the puck? You know what they should call it? A fuck. Get it?

It's like a fuck. Like, you're hitting a fuck across it. You know what you should do? You should hit a pussy across it. Pussy a nice. I call a game pussy a nice. You get that Zamboni. I call it the pussy steam roller. That's what you do. It's a pussy. It's a game. It's called pussy on ice. That's it. Actually, I did that show. I was on the first season of that show pussy on ice. Yeah, it was called, it's called Skating with the Stars, but I call it a Skating with the Pussies.

Huh? Because I was pussy. I wore both, uh, Lewand's tennis outfit and Tim's least reunion outfit. And, uh, Bruce Jenner was on that too. And you know what? Guess what? He's Caitlyn Jenner. You know why? Because now he's pussy, huh? I'm telling you, like, once you realize you get a cool, I told Bruce backstage, I was like, Bruce, my vagina is freezing. It's like cold.

It's like frigid and he was like, oh my god. Mine too. And then we both put our walls up. Yeah, wall slap. My wall slap. We identified. Like, let slap. My walls up. We totally identified. Like let me have to talk about Caitlyn Jenner one more time.

I'm just gonna throw myself on the ice and just like kill me right there. Like honestly taking an icicle and just like stab me through the neck with it. Okay, and then just roll me over the same money. Okay, and then like take your tooth out. Okay, cuz I like make your tooth will be my tombstone. Okay, just put it right next to my head. I can't. Bruce, Caitlyn, seriously, you're posting on my ice to me.

Okay, like I literally don't care what you do for the rest of your life. You're posting on ice, that's it. Ice can be a little like sex, sex can be a it's you ever heard that before sex, that's oh, I didn't make that up. Okay, okay, fine. So she goes, ah, you don't have a tooth, you should meet my friend.

She's got a problem with teeth and she doesn't even play hockey. Hockey, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Get it? Yeah, but she's in the penalty box lot. Get it, huh? I was actually shocked that she didn't say, she doesn't play hockey, but she does play tongue hockey. Get it, get it.

I was like, I can't believe Bethany missed a cheap slut joke. Come on, Bethany, what are you losing your debts? She doesn't play hockey, she plays hockey. I mean, hockey. You have to take a two step to get from the out of the you, you know, speaking of Carol doesn't know what Saki is. It's disgusting. Like if you ever met a person like that, it's disgusting. She doesn't even know it comes hot and cold. She asks for room temperature. It's like the one. It comes in two different temperatures and you show the one that doesn't exist. Okay, like you don't do lukewarm. You don't do lukewarm Saki. Like what's wrong with her?

So ding dong. It's the Rinda. So during the conversation, it's very impressive. This is huge. And Beth and he's like, yeah, yeah, look at you. And then they show up shot of the bedroom. It's like this tiny. It's tiny room. It's like in New York, this is like seriously, like a zillion dollars. Like this is like, I'm so lucky.

Like I'm like the princess Diaries right now. Like if I had a pendant pencil, I'd be riding the princess Diaries right now like if I depend in pencil I'd be riding the princess Diaries like I seriously can't believe it like I've got a toothless hockey player up there with a But like a watermelon and then like this like thinking their mansion, okay? Like I'm in a happy place, okay? That's a little literally a happy place. It's a place that's happy. It's crazy. It's weird And then she's like offers food to Durin dendrin is like like, I just had street meat. I couldn't resist. Like Guy Count Spears is the king of street meat. I love that Durin Dendrin comes into a social occasion announcing that she just has street

meat. She's probably the only house I've ever had ever met to have street meat anyway. Oh, also she's so good with men. I like that. She's like, oh, hello hot person looking she's so handsome. What you miss in the tooth? We miss in the tooth. Yeah, what happened you to float in teeth, huh? Why not a permanent? He's like, because I still play hockey. She's like, oh my god, this is the handsome hockey player. Yeah, yeah, feel his butt. Feel

his butt. Oh my god, he's tiny. It's like it's not the point It's a huge bubble butt. You're just with John, you know Like this must keep your woman like you know, we've had to start turning off the heater and queens John's John's a maniac It's weird how when I touch his ass my hand doesn't just sink right into it and disappear Okay, this guy when you put your finger on the cheek of his butt, does it make a dimple? It doesn't go away for 15 minutes. That's love.

That's love. All right, guys. Yeah, you know what I call him? I call him my street meat. Huh? Get it? He's got me. He's got penis.

During the cause. I feel like this is like so backwards. Cause like if it was a guy doing that to a girl like, hey, look at her ass, everybody feeling it was because sexual harassment, you know, like it is sexual harassment. It actually is. I call it sexual harassment as well. So there we just like it more. Yeah. And like it more. Men appreciate sexual harassment. Yeah, because we're so rarely on the receiving end of it. Yeah, it's very rare for us. Yeah, it's like a novelty.

So then we go through more of a tour. The master bathroom in this place was enormous. That was crazy, especially for New York City. Wow, wasn't that insane? Um, I don't know. I can never tell in New York because every time I see them, I'm like, oh my god, that's so small. When I see $11 million, girl, you better give me a private plane.

Yeah. I don't have any concept of what millions of dollars are. So to me, it just sounds like so much money. It makes me nervous, you know? I'm like, but what about your kids' college? And then what are you gonna do if people decide to be fat? And that's a new trend. And then you go broke.

And what are you gonna do, Bethany? Yeah. I feel like save your money girl. Well, I felt like it looked like a huge bathroom, basically because every bathroom I've been to in New York City is essentially a toilet with four walls directly around it and you're just like in there like a sardine. So anything where there's a bathtub

that doesn't have a wall touching it makes me feel like it's palatial. Well, that's New York standards, you know, you get used to those standards. And then Duranda says, you can have yoga class. You see it. And Bethany goes beyond. Yeah, beyond. Like it's only yoga.

We could do Pilates. We could do like, you know, like, uh, Zumba, whatever. We could do naked. We could do naked yoga. You know, your pussy will just be out with a call will call it pussy yoga pussy yoga, huh? Don't talk Carol. I don't want to bring her fucking cat. It's like seriously every time she says baby baby Oh my god, there's a cat here. I just conjured up a cat like I literally conjured up a cat like I don't even know Okay, don't you just take this cat like I don't say I don't want I don't want it. I don't want it

I'm giving this cat to the street meat guy Like all right. Thanks for coming by doing that I don't know what theme the cat I already got begin smallest was this like puffy. I don't know I can't So tinsley has got she's moved into a hotel apartment for $7,000 a month with her shoes on the heater. Yeah great investment Yeah, that's so tinsley too Yeah, it's like a thousand months right yeah. Yeah I should live in a castle and be like um that statue is not as well hold my shoes. She's a statue of David. Yeah she's like busy ordering a cake from her hotel room for the the Sonya party etc and that's And the one that just does a cake.

How about if it's like three tiers? OK, I wanted to be New York skyline themed. OK, how about if it's three tiers? And then there's a skyline around the tiers. I was like, what are you calling Ralphs? It feels like she's calling Ralphs, which doesn't have a New York, but the grocery store. And just describing a cake she's already seen.

You know, you better have to be tears. I don't want tears. It's supposed to be happy. Oh, those are tears. Oh, why don't you say so? The only tears I want people to pay attention to are mine. That's not the real hard time. Okay, can this say thank you, Sonya, and then on all the other tiers, talk about what a hard

time I've had. OK, tier one, say thank you, Sonya. And here to say it's not that easy to get over. How about it'll say happy birthday or high, Sonya, and then you peel that off, and then there's a picture of my mug shot. It's so embarrassing. Can you put in like a layer on the inside? So when you slice into it

you say stop just stop talking about me. Can we have an alarm on it so when someone slices the cake the police will come in and arrest them for stalking even though they didn't do anything wrong. I want my cake and I want to have it too. What's wrong? I never understood what was so bad about that. Like, why would you order cake and not eat it? Oh. She just... At a certain point, she just gives up. She just gets hung up on.

So Carol comes over. Wow! Wow! I don't know what it is with Carol and threes today. Wow! You landed nice! I brought you a gift. I brought you a housewarming gift. Full disclosure, it's a regift. I like her. I like her. I like her role. She's like, this isn't a new home in the hotel. So the president isn't wrapped in this regifted. Okay.

That's. Yeah. It's like, and also it came from your bathroom. It's basically hotel soaps. Yeah, it's a you don't have to get a housewarming gift for someone in a hotel. So the the issue here I if I remember correctly is that um you know talking about how ten z's concerned that Sonia thinks this is a fuck you party but actually ten z wants to do something really nice. And Carol, she, Carol has this idea of a lark in her brain. Could she keep Sun saying,

but you were happy as a lark. This should be a, I'm happy as a lark party. Listen, fight larks. What about lark for? She's from Sabin the Bale. She was so amused by that phrase from Sonya. You used it. Remember when she said you were happy as a lark? And then they cut to Sony saying she's happy as a lark.

Yeah, happy as a lark party. We can invite lark overall. No was lark. Both of the biblical story and the TV show on logo. Then we can have it in central Lark. Lark the angels. Blah blah blah. Lark the Harold angels sing.

Lark Zuckerberg will be there. I think just because this was the season finale, they're like, okay, everybody, you gotta go to each other's houses because we have to fill this final episode. Because it seems so weird, even in Durinda's house, because she hasn't let John really on this show this season for good reason. But she's like, all right, you know, just not letting me at home. I'm gonna put on my gold gl cap. And wait for your chance to come. Thanks you, thanks.

It's like, oh yeah, look at me. It's me here. Yeah, baby. Comes over with laundry. He's like, he's like, hey, De Rinda. Hey, remember last time when you saw the dress in the window, I don't know what voice I'm doing. I'm just, I'm doing like, mail to Rinda right now.

He's like, hey babe. Remember that dress you saw? Well, here it is. It's a replica of Beyonce's dress That's the replica. Wait, it's not Beyonce not in it. She's not really is it the same design? They released oh, yeah, this is a wedding gown. You can just call me to Rinda with the good hair you know what's funny I don't even need lemons I'll make lemonade I got that uh what does that mix I got some crystal light hey I keep hot sauce in my bag look I got some not oh wait no it's just a shoe nevermind I don't mean bad news to make good things, okay? Hey, Jen, I like that that's romantic, too. He's like, look, you remember this gown in the window, you like of the dry cleaning place.

That's like the gown that someone didn't come to pick up. It's like I got you a box of bounce dryer sheets. Hey, Johnny, if someone doesn't come pick up that keeps in your address? I won't. Yeah, I got a surprise for you. This dress was inspired by Selena. So they're talking about like during just talking about theoretically getting married to John and she's like not gonna happen and she's like besides if we get married, who probably wind up in a town hall and that there was a diner.

And I'm a median diner. I'm one of my men really feel comfortable in the place of Harry bags. You know, since you can't go to the AM. Yeah. We don't want no hoopla. Look, look who I am right now. I'm Holly Homemaker.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. I don't get lonely, I call it freedom. Freedom is just another word for nothing, let's do John. I call it a floating jam. I put it in my mouth when I want to eat. And when I don't, I just take it out and spend some time alone. I always thought they're called chicklets, but what do I know?

John's like people call me a shitty boyfriend. All right, I'm going to clean a counter. Really hard. Like cleaning this counter. And she said, said yeah when you see it worked out when that's rub it down baby. I was surprised by a technique his whole thing was you start on the outside and you work way to the middle I always thought you sort of would start the middle work way to the outside because then you push all the schmutz off the counter into your hands. Yeah it makes no sense that's not how you do it.

You start on one edge bring the bring the whatever down to the other edge where you catch the crumbs in your hands. Yeah, it makes no sense. That's not how you do it. You start on one edge, bring the, bring the, whatever down to the other edge, we catch the crumbs in your hand. Thank you. Right. Yes. And then you wet the sponge and get it all nice and soapy. And then you do the whole, I mean, the guy obviously doesn't do counters. But I'm glad that he loves Dorenda enough to try and pretend that he does do counters on TV. I actually thought it was a very sweet moment. I was like, this is the first thing that John has done that I find in Deering him like proudly wiping down a counter and she's like, I'll be down. I'll be down.

I'll be down. Yeah, yeah. That also you don't rub counters down with Windex. So that did bother me. But yeah, yeah, you don't want ammonia. You can't say, get some method. Oh, man, you don't you don't want no ammonia It's a message gets a message. I can't get All right, so in the car with Adam. Oh, oh, first baby is being on the street. Yes. Yeah Baby peas on the street and she goes how cute

What is cute about your dog pissing? Yeah, nothing I What is cute about your dog pissing? Yeah, nothing. I do give Bueller props when he poop. So I'm like, you did it. And he gets all happy. I don't know. Ping's easier. I feel like.

Yeah. Ping is more pedestrian evacuation. I feel like one of those parents who's like, I guess all the kids get a trophy now, huh? parents who's like, I guess all the kids get a trophy now, huh? I don't know why we're talking about that. We're going really long. Let's just say. No, participation trophies need to be addressed. They need to be addressed. You know, here's the thing about participation trophies. I also think that they're kind of silly, but at the same time, the people who complain about them the most are also people that are always saying, what about me? What about me? Something like, want a participation trophy, too, so don't get angry. Yeah, not everyone could be a winner

They can only be one man who wipes down the counter Only one man knows how to stat in the middle There's only one great street meat place and the rest don't get awards. Yeah, he's the king of street meat. They call it a floating tooth. It's not a floating teeth. Oh my god. So Carol's like, man Adam, we're so much better living apart.

Some women blossom in relationships not me not a need I like that. Yeah, I mean I sort of understand why She has some blossom in a relationship because then a guy on a unicycle of right spying atoms like wow This guy is talented Like there may be an intellectual disconnect between these two that's inhibiting the blossoming He's like baby. I can write a book with that guy. So the day of the party may, uh, Timsel is getting her makeup and he's like, do you want Matt? Do you want Glowy? Do you want wet? Wet matte shiny?

She's like, listen, I'm not afraid of makeup. What do we have to make up for? Do we have a fight? I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends, Priv. I'm not going to be scared of make up. So, Sonia and Frenchi, it's the day of the party, and he's packing, and he's like, Oh, is he be back when we leave you?

Like, what are you even talking about? And she says, he has to go to burgundy to renovate his or to renovate his place. So I'll be staying in the hotel unrenovated. Yeah, like is this supposed to sound romantic? Cause it sounds sad. She actually called it pre-renovation. She can be at French hotel pre-renovation.

I'm like, isn't that the story of your life? You're always in place pre-renovated. AKA decrepit. I know if Sonya actually had hot water, she'd burn herself. She'd be like, ow! What is this? This isn't working. I don't understand the toilets that don't have blackberries in them. I'm not drinking something with white ice.

Okay. As she goes, the things I'll do for love and a croissant. Like, bitch, you don't eat carbs. Although I did see she had a little dome with croissants in the minor kitchen. Yeah, I feel like she eats carbs. She just is one of those who's really good at starving herself before the season starts. I think that maybe her definition of croissant is very liberal. Like she probably has an English muffin and be like, oh, it's a croissant.

It's basically the same thing. I think she, it's like whatever is on the dollar rack at the DAX. You know, they're like, this expires tomorrow. She's like, time for dinner party. She's like, um, I'll have one of those croissants. Like, uh, what? You know, that croissant over there, like, that's a bag of hot dog rolls. Yeah, yeah, the bag of croissants.

I'll take that, um, and I'll have those Cresson's Those are tortillas ma'am. Yeah, flat Cresson. I like it. I'm okay I'll have that Cresson over there. Ma'am, that is a carton of milk. Great perfect Okay, so how much is that with the Cresson discount? Ma'am, this is for bird dors. You cannot use that here. Well, it's a bird dors. Croissants, of course, I can.

I love Sonya's brand of delusion. I love it. And this Frenchie guy, he's in the same sweater as last time, his bright red Christmas sweater with elbow pads. Yes, there's something wrong with elbow pads. Yes. There's something wrong with franche and Bethany is right to be like, I don't get it. Where's it? Where's his mustard? Huh? He's Frenchy. Is he going to be a school or is he selling mustard?

What which one is it? Like, here's what I know about French mustard. It's weird on my tea. Okay. Like, is it just me? Like, okay, okay, have a question. If you're so Frenchy, like, where's your mustard and why wasn't on the Rubin okay? Your Catholic

So now we're back to tins Lee and she's nervous nervous about having to do a toast the party So that's fine and then She's with might be too nice because he's like She says to make me nervous He says oh babe you going to do great. You're going to be amazing at this speech. It's going to be good. She's like, you know what?

You're just being too sweet. And she was saying it in a nice way, but there was like a tinge of an ass because he will follow her around like that her whole life. Like, it's so great. You're so amazing. You're so wonderful, which we all think we want. But you get it. And it's like shut up.

Yeah, I really, I don't know how some of these, some of these ladies deal with some of these makeup guys because they can really be awful. So then maybe I guess we were cross-cutting, because at this point, I saw I watched the first half last night at like one third in the morning, and so this is part where I started to get through PI and I watched the rest this morning.

So I guess now we go back to Sonya and she's like, oh and by the way I accidentally watched all your business cards in the laundry. Here they are. And he's like, oh, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. But you could tell, like if someone watched all of my business cards that I accumulated with like various contacts, I'd be pissed off. Well, there were a ton of them. So whether she put the whole roll it X in the... Well then who doesn't check for the who doesn't check the pockets?

Well Sonya, women hate checking pockets. My mother yelled at me for having shit in my pockets, my whole life. My laundry lady now still. I mean I've talked about it on the show. Why are they coming your pocket? Why'm like, why'd you wash it? You check, and she's like, no, I don't check pockets. I your job. Oh my god, geez. It's like a, it's like a constant thing in the world. But then she goes, well, the ones that had ladies' names on them,

I ripped them up. And then they showed all these ripped little cards. Yes. So Sonia is once again talking about this party and how she doesn't want to go. She's like, you know, I just, I don't like being the center of attention. I'm like, says the Cabr Lesk star who's big in Santa Fe. Who's marrying someone with the last name Vodville? Have we found that out yet?

Not yet, but we can talk about it now. His last name is Vodville. I thought you know that's made up. I mean, whose last name is Vodville. That's crazy. And girl. And it's not this. She's like, can you believe it? It's a Vodville. Nothing's like wait a minute. She's like, yeah, he's great. He's actually an artist. He's a contemporary artist or they call it short for short, you know, con artist. Yeah, he's wonderful. It's on all of his cards. Yeah. The, you know, people keep coming up to me saying, you got to be careful. He's a con artist.

I'm like, I know, I love his contemporary art. It's wonderful. Oh, my name is Fenty of the Valdir. Yeah, literally. Here's the thing. He thought this was a conversation that he was talking at a bar and she's like, hi, I'm so in here.

What's your name? Edgurbaudville. And then, And now like eight months later, he's still stuck with her doing a fake French accent when he's really from siosit. Milton, Milton from siosit. Any relation to burlesque? I love that family. I honor them in my own show.

Cab or less. It's a show where you do burlesque and a cab. I can't tell you how many times that guy from... I messed up my own joke because I can remember the name of it. What's the name of the taxi game show? I don't know, but I'm thinking of Danny to be there with taxi. Well, first I want to say taxi cab confessions, but then I want to do the we know that they cash cab. I could have had a I could have you guys I could have had a brilliant cash cab joke. Wonderful, but I ruined it.

A cash cab relay joke. I'm gonna blow this on Vodville. Let's just leave it at that. What? Catskills, huh? So, um, so, cats don't have skills. Yes they do! I know they're family. They're very talented.

Oh, I used to date Henry Catskills. He's great. I just wanted to be friends though. Backburner. So, he loves my napkins. This show cracks me up. This is a big party. And then it's tinsley getting out of a car in a baby dress. That's her love. This pink baby, it's like baby glitter and then roses pasted all over it. And she's during in her rouse cake. And then she's got all these hot kid models upstairs and she's got t-shirts made that say,

thank you, Sonya. It's a little much, I have to say. I actually believe it or not, I'm a little bit on Sonya's side, which is, it's weird. Sonya is right, it is kind of a, it's weird. I'm, we under, SonyaSci is right. It is kind of a public display slash a producer said, you need to throw a party for the finale, so come up with some reason to have a party. But I agree.

I think maybe a few boxes of donuts and some flowers would have been a whole less expensive than I think just throw this ridiculous party. Yeah, it was pretty stupid. And also, who's going to reuse those t-shirts? Thank you, Sonya. I would. I'm wearing my free Bravo t-shirt right now,

the one that says, real man wear a bra. Watch Bravo. That bravo sent us. That's a shirt that people get, you know? They'll read, thank you, Sonya, and be like, what? Well, now they would get it. I would wear it now. I'm just saying, thank you, Sonya.

Thank you, Sonya. Walking around the grocery store. I would love to wear a shirt. That's just saying thank you, Sonia. Thank you, Sonia. Walking around the grocery store. I would love to wear it. That's it. Thank you, Sonia. I would hope that Sonia at least gets to take one home, because she'll wear that around. Because people will be like, thank you, Sonia. Oh, you're welcome.

You know, it's so nice that you said thank you, because some people just don't know how. Yeah. She's going to make her interns wear it. She can make her interns thank her. Here, here, could you take this crate down the street? I know it's very heavy. Oh, you're welcome. Connor just wears it all the time.

She's like, oh Connor, that shirt, thank you Sonya. God, I'm really learning to love myself. It was so nice when Alannis wrote that song about me. Thank you, Sonya Morgan. Thank you, townhouse. Thank you, pickles, pickles. Poor pickles. I feel like pickles is somewhere across the notion just listening to these in a box that has a luck on it.

And she's in the fetal position just kind of rocking back and forth. Like, you know what's happening to me. Why aren't you coming to help me? lock on it and she's in the fetal position just kind of rocking back and forth like you know what's happening to me. Why aren't you coming to help me? She got stuck in one of those cargo containers. She's on a ship right now in this out specific. She's like I know that they're joking but they also really know and I'm fucked. Why aren't they sending anybody to help me? I've been eating mayonnaise for 300 days. I fell off the party and crashed into Robert Redford's cellboat. Someone saved me.

So the party is going on. And one of her friends is named Trip. T-R-I-P-P. I know a trip. Like Topper, Trip, Papa. I know a trip. T-R-I-P-P. I know a trip. Like topper, trip, I know a trip. Which is? I think he's one P, but he's, he is both my dad's friend, but he's also my friend's dad. That makes sense. My dad's friend. It sounds like a friend. It sounds like a puzzle, right? He's my dad's friend it sounds like a friend it sounds like a puzzle right he's my dad's friend but also my friend's dad no he is a friend of my dad so I've known him

for like 20 years but his son we went to college together and his son actually married Sylvia that's Sylvia oh my god I didn't know that no it was all connected yeah Sylvia's father-in-law's name trip. Trip papa. Well, I think it's only a few. Well, white guys with double p's. It's still a very white name. Very white. Oh, it's like, of course, they know a trip papa.

It's like, top per trip papa. Carol's like, hi, trip. So anyway, Carol's wearing like parachute pants that are gold. Yeah. I wrote nice, Rendy MC. It's like walk DMC. It was like unsee hammer.

MC electric drill. MC fake hammer, like those little novelty hammers, you know, I'm see hired someone else to do your construction We also should mention that one of our favorite silent and slayery stars was there the fake lies in Manelli who looks also like a woman from my synagogue Yes, I'm glad you know for Bristol whenever I see her I'm just proud of her for being out of the house Because I feel like she has that kind of personality that's like I don't want but I leave She she always makes an appearance She somehow gets into the background whether it's at the blue note or whether it's at this party She shows up in usually a holly pattern

Sort of jacket thing and you can always tell them when she walks in She's sort of expecting that this will be her moment that she'll finally get to say a line. You know, I bet she does like a little jazzy thing. I point when she's in the elevator, I bet she sues her shoulders very lightly and like snaps her fingers as if she's like swaying to a song in her head.

Yeah, and you know, they've got tons of footage of her like, hello! Let me tell you a story about what happened today and they just cut it out because she's like trying to really have I ever showed you guys I used to be a tap dancer and I could do wings I'm gonna name her Marion Beanstalk there's a name I will never forget so thank you Marion Beanstalk. She's friends with Jeldin Parsonsmith. Hi. So a guy. So Duranda comes in and her bright pink fur and she's like can

you believe it's so warm yesterday was so cool. What am I doing in this fur? Oh I like look at the cake. Hi. Hi. It's like geez Duranda. Relax. We should also mention there were some other faces in the crowd that I want to give a shout out to. First of all, I don't know if you noticed, but Jason from Finding Prince Charming was there. He was, Jason was like the one guy who did not have abs on that show and who, who, the Finding Prince Charming guy, Robert Sipul,, they went on a date to go sit like insult and at Robert Sepulveda was like,

you know, I really like you. You've got such a great personality. It was like, okay, so you're gonna get cut. And he was, so he was there. And also, did you notice our little Instagram friends, Eric and Jeremy were there? Oh no, I didn't notice. You know Eric and Jeremy? friends, Eric and Jeremy were there? Oh no, I didn't notice. You know Eric and Jeremy?

Yeah, yeah. We don't actually like talk to them, but we like each other's photos because they follow us. We follow them and they always have these amazing photos of being at the Hamptons or Martha's Vineyard or whatever. They were fully there and they were on camera. They were talking. Did you see that?

They had lines. Well, look at them go. Hope you guys got to meet Tripappa. Tripappa. And then on top of that, one of the hot waiters was one of the hot guys from the season or two ago who didn't know what George Ash jeans were. So a lot of yeah, well, they called him that young one when Carol's Carol was introducing him to Tinsley and Tinsley. It's like, is that the one that Luana hooked up with? Whoops. Yeah. The other thing, was there something else? Oh, no. Where was Ray, by the way? When

do we get to have Ray back? Ray better be back in the next season. Now that Tom and Luana are done. Yeah, I feel like Ray's not allowed anymore. No, he needs to come back. He needs... now that Louanna's single, we need to welcome Ray back into the fold because he was... I mean, we have not seen someone since Elton Du Bois light up a series and be such an instant icon. Ray bitch! A beast of new bitch! This party is trash! You're rude. Rude. I have a charity. It's for poor people. Rude. You're rude. Rude. Rude. So Bethany is really trying to, you know, she has no drama.

She's just convinced us, you know, that she's happy-ish. So she's like, okay, I'm gonna try and make this like, Tim Seat is joining if I happen, okay? So Tonya, Sonya, like seriously, like I can't believe you came because like Tim's like everyone thought you were gonna go because you're like fuck you party and then she's like this other kind of party and but it's like really a fuck you party and like she's so disrespectful and she went on a loop about like you're horrible and then and then and then and they keep trying to really wind Sonya up. Well you're skipped ahead. So Sonia has not arrived.

And so basically people are still showing up. So Ramona shows up next. And she shows up with some people including a really hot fake Mario guy. And she's like, this is going to be funny. It's called a tinsley. Thank you. Slash.

Fuck you. Sonia party. Okay. And so- That's what it's called. Fuck you party. Can you imagine? What a name to call it the fuck you. I hate you. I hated your townhouse this entire time. Sonia. That's what it's called, okay Durant is like you win Bailey hoes. I don't have any holes my legs are my assets

Okay, I'm not gonna cover them up. I don't have any holes. Yeah, I don't like me, but I love this show So they love that that's a seam in this show. Yeah, so then they're all you know debate like where's Sonia? Where's where is she and I'm gonna say I don't think she's gonna come I called her up I don't know if she's gonna show she said I'm in bed. I go what do you mean you're bad? She says I'm still in bed and I said don't get to get out of bed because there's a party tonight You got to get out of bed or you can get out of bed or what? I'm gonna call Sonya and see if she'll get out of bed. Twinsley. I'm gonna call Sonya. She's like, what's going on?

And you're in this like, she's in bed. She's in bed. So Larry, like, Sonya and my laptop, she's in bed. So then, Luan and Tom arrive next and we already can tell that there are huge issues in the marriage because Luan did not enter him growing up. Ha ha. She just smiled. She's like, ha, ha, ha.

All girls. Would you believe it? We're here. It's not all about us. We're here. So then, that's me arrived with some kid in a burglar cap. Um, that was on the way and son Noel.

And he looks traumatized. He was like, I just wrote an elevator with Bethany Frank. Oh, someone get a guy down. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you setting? So you grew up, what is the, you go through puberty, huh? You grew up fast.

I grew up fast. I grew up on a racetrack. Where'd you grow up? Huh? You like Rubens? So you're tall. Your mom's tall. What do you think about that? Um, he's like, I'm leaving. So Bethany walks in and of course Bethany has a total Bethany attitude about. She goes,

I have a bad attitude about this party. I don't know why. Oh, yeah, I remember why. Because I went to a new beginning party. Yeah, I hated it. I went to a new beginning concert. I hated it. I went to new edition concert too. Guess what? I don't like Bob Brown. No, he killed Whitney. That's what I say. I'm gonna say it. Okay. So this, this, this, this party right here. It's like Bob Brown. Why does everything, why does everything have to be like, no, I'm a renewed. Like, look, I'm reborn. I'm renewed. I'm, I'm a new person. Like, why can't we just have like a fucking party? Like seriously? Why can't we? It's like, okay, lady with the skinny girl loose. Why can't we just have a regular party anymore? You know, like a typical party, which I call it like a skinny girl branded event. Why can't we do that anymore girl loose. Why can't we just have a regular party anymore?

You know, like a typical party, which I call it like a skinny girl branded event. Why can't we do that anymore, huh? Why can't we just like travel internationally to celebrate a brand? Like, seriously, why can't we do something simple like that? Like, make everybody fly in a helicopter to go to a little town to watch how, you know,

tequila is made and, you know, watch people who dance with horses. Like, why can it be easy like that? Something simple. When I put the day of the girls just like getting together singing on a bunch of couches and like, you know, putting a bunch with horses like why can it be easy like that something simple what happened the day is a girl is just like getting together seeing a bunch of couches and like you know putting a bunch of skinny girl blankets on themselves and you know watching a women walk through with lampshades on their head and the lampshades all say skinny girl what happened to those days huh

so yeah she this is my guess she so it doesn't arrive right well not still not quite yet because then Ramona's so narrow they're really bringing this up like a Sonya gonna come So then Ramona goes and calls Sonia and she's like answer answer the phone It's like one of those sugar Ray songs answer the phone. I know you're at home. Okay Well also you know that she's calling the home phone and it still does like a This is Sonia and Mr. Morgan and we're not here It's like the same original message that she recorded it

And it's one of those high tech answering machines from 1997. It's like if you want Sonya press one if you want Mr. Morgan Press two and if you want Mr. Morgan, press two. And if you want pickles, press three. It's me. Ramona. You hear it from the other room. I was like, I guess I should get out of bed. On the machine, Ramona, on the machine. So we then meet Dabani, who's Tinsley's sister,

who's basically like Tinsley. That's nice. Exactly. Same little cute, sweet guy. And Missy comes in, the notorious MISSY. She's there. And then finally, finally, I know you've been waiting for it. Sonya does, in fact, arrive.

Yes. Of course she does. Sony is not going to skip a party about Sonya. Especially if you've known her for the season finale party. So she's there and she has a full attitude and she, like someone offers her a Sonya teeny, I guess, because Tinsy is trying to be like this. It's kind of like when a Sonya teeny.

Yeah, it's like when a parent has like a six year old and they're having a tantrum at their own birthday party. So the parents like, look, look, it's miniature golf, It's fun. Look. There's cake. There's presents. You know? Yeah. She's like, look, it's a Sonya teeny and Sonya's like, I don't like it. It's too sweet. I don't drink this. I don't drink just anything. Okay. Yeah, she's being mean. Like, why would you name something Sonya that's not just a bottle of gray goose? Says the woman who's sipping turpentine from a camel back, right? You know? Exactly. Well, if it's gonna be a Sonya teeny, serve it to me, like have a teenager without

a shirt, serve it to me, and have it just be a bottle with a straw. Yeah. And she's like, oh, it matches Tinsley's dress, huh? You know, she's equally mad that it doesn't match her dress. Like, of course, Tinsley made a match her dress. Everything's called according to Tinsley. Yeah. Just looking for issues under like, under every rock, you know? Yes. So then, not wrong. Also not wrong.

Not to be wrong. Like, how does Tinsley not know what Sonya drinks? A. And then she's like, it's pink. Have you ever seen Sonya put anything that would water down the vodka? I have never. And living with her, you should know better, young lady. Yes. So then Sonia is like, oh, Gary Dubin, but then fake, you know, Marion Beanstock steals

her away, which was good. And yeah, good old Harry. He's like, so who's the John is doing great? Latings. Big. And then Sonia starts talking to Harry about how she just got her salad tossed by Frenchie. I was like, okay, this is great going after good start.

Well, she actually said, we only have 30 minutes and he tossed to me like a salad. Because at first I thought she said tossed to tossed my salad. I was like, please Sonia, but I think sometimes Sonia is so disgusting that she doesn't even realize how disgusting she's being. Like, he tossed me like a salad. He's a real salad shooter, you know what I'm saying? And because he's a French, I smell like blue cheese. Sorry girls.

Camembert. She's always gross. So then Ramona finally meets the famous scotch. She's like, whoa, that's a nice looking boy. Good job. Tinsley, okay? And then backhanded Ramona. You know, he's this guy.

He's like this just big normal guy. Which I think is great, you know, because he's not like trying to get something from Tinsley. He's just like trying to got something from template. He's just like this big fat lug of a god. Are those plugs? Like, what is that? Like, I like his like kind of crossed eyes. Like, that's so cute that she's not going

for someone really handsome. You know, I think that says true love. Whoa, this is crazy. It reminds me of one time when I was in middle school, there was a boy who I really liked a lot. And Geraldine Parsonsmith says, no, you can't be with him because he's very average. And you're below average. And to this day, I've never been able to date an average guy. That's why I date super hot guys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh whose name I don't know, but it's very handsome. Unlike tinsels, but you know, maybe mine wants something else.

Like, it's trying to use me, not like that fat cross-eyed loser with no hair that tinsely's saying. I'm so happy for tinsely. I think it's great that tinsely is dating the man who made the kick. Tinsely dates a man who invented coupons, could you imagine? What a great man he is, he makes coupons. I always knew she would wind up with a guy who's kind of cheap. And I mean that in a good way, it's a good thing, he pays attention to his money because he probably doesn't have a big income, okay? That's alright, she's a junior. You know if you can marry someone who's not like a

really rich good for you for finding love in a poor way you know that's all some people need people like Tinsley. I think it's great that she chose a guy who's not involved in the New York social scene or any social scene for that matter. I think it's wonderful. Okay. Okay. So, let's see here. It's a never-moana in Bethany or at the bar. And Ramona's actually has like a emotionally honest moment and she tells Bethany, I think

I'm good. And she's like, why don't I think? Why can't you like say that? Like strongly, why don't you like say that? Like more like strongly, why, why, why do I only think? She's like, I don't know. I wish I had a partner in my life and I don't. It's an adventure and it's kind of weird. Anyway, I don't know.

I'm not an adventure and that's what I'm happy about. Okay, I'm going to El Dorado. We have find a lost city. And the city's gonna be called Avery. And everyone there is gonna think I'm the same age as my daughter. And Palo Grino will be like their water there. Hi.

She's like, are you talking about Al Dorido or Dose Caminos? Dose Caminos, thank you for correcting me. Or two Doritos, like seriously? I like Doritos because I'm like a cool ranch except I'm a cool ranch, I'm cool mo' okay? So Ramona at this point is like just be nice to me at this finale party. So she's doing what they wanted her to do, which is admit that she's sad. So definitely it's like well good. I'm glad you admit it you know like be miserable be sad. You know like Ramona looks at herself and she's like oh oh my god, I'm alone and I'm 60.

And it sucks, you know, it's settling in. It's settling in how sad she is and it's terrible. And that she's really seeing how terrible it is. It's like good, like I can be friends with her now because she realizes she's pathetic. Exactly. And by the way, the Shift-E-S Bravo producers made this look like it was going to be a tense interaction

because Bethany was like, I think it's good that you can admit that you are sad and you spend so much time because you spend so much time trying to act like everything's okay. And in the previews for coming up and I think even on next week, they were like, they're like, admit that you're sad. You never admit anything.

They just chopped up her words and make it sound like she was attacking her, but she was attacking her, but she was like supporting her and then it you know, Bethany likes people when they're in a broken state because she can relate. She's like, well, it's okay. You're broken, you know, and that's the important thing to Don't worry. Someday you'll meet someone who wants you. I mean even Hitler found a day, you know, it'll be great. You know, I know you'll meet someone like for me, for instance, like, I never thought I'd be able to have money, but not money. And now I can keep having money because I'm really good at making money. So I'm gonna make a lot of money and you'll find love.

Like, what do you mean? You meet that guy without a tooth? How hot is he? Did you touch his butt? Did you touch it? Some day somebody's gonna make you turn around and say goodbye. Until then, baby, just, you know, whatever. I don't know the rest of that.

Just like, just like go with it. Turn around and say goodbye. Like, I don't know. Like, there were three of them to remember lyrics. Like right now There's just me and that's okay. See what I mean. Whoa, Bethany is so wise. I think I will hold on for one more day or maybe I'll just release me Like Wilson Phillips terrible break up. One of them got really bad again But guess what now she has a cake business, you know? Is it the same? No, but it's like cake every day. I love a musical band that's dedicated to golfing goods and pens or screwdrivers. You're so alone. Okay, cheers. Cheers to you being miserable on the

loan. It's like, God damn, Bethany. So then Bethany, this is where Bethany and Sonia talk and Bethany is like, well, you know, I mean, Tensely did have this party. So like, oh, God, did you try this, Tonya Teeny? And she goes, yeah, it's not good, it's too sweet. And she goes, it was made with Double Cross vodka. Sonia goes, I love Double Cross. Oh, she knew that.

Oh, that's so sweet that she knew I like Double Cross. And Bethany goes, she didn't get it. She was, oh, it was a joke. Because the double-crossed. Stupid. Oh, I get it. Like, fuck you. Okay, got it.

But I liked that Bethany's sarcasm was actually more thoughtful than Tinsley's actual drink. You know what's funny is that I actually didn't get it. I thought when Bethany was saying it was made with double-cross. I thought, because Sonya said, oh, Double Cross, like, oh, I like Double Cross. Oh, she didn't know I like that. Oh, I get it. It's like a fuck you. I thought that it was Sonya reading into it where she didn't need to read it into it. I didn't know it was Bethany making us sarcastic comment. Yeah. Good. So Bethany goes, she doesn't get it. I thought you were saying she doesn't get it that like, Tindy's trying to be nice.

I don't know. You know what? It's like a great mystery. Lot of interpretations. So many layers to the show. Ain't that just live? So something people are also having different interpretations today. So Tom and Missy are talking to the group of Ramona's blonde lady friends.

And Harry Dubin. And Harry Dubin too. The biggest sur ever. Yes. So Missy's like, oh, hi, so missy's like oh hi Tom He's like oh hello missy and you sick Tom well yeah, cuz I get choked up when I see you She's like yeah the feeling is mutual Tom the feeling is mutual Like is this supposed to be sexier romantic because it sounds kind of gross. It's like too flimmy aging people

Yeah exactly It's supposed to be reading into this and so then we cross cut like while they're flirting we cross cut to Durinda drunk saying how praising Well, so while Tom is talking to Missy You know and he's flirting we're cutting back to a very up with Luan up with Tom moment because you know Durinda was saying how like you know a bad thing was saying that like really the way and you really checked off a box because like you gave up being, you know, being a countess and a what and now you're looking at one bedroom and Palm Beach and

a one bedroom in New York and like, wow, this must really be love. There's love here. Well, thanks for bringing up Bethany's opinion on me and Tom's relationship. That feels great and we're happy. Very, very happy. That's right. There's love. And we're happy, very, very happy. That's right. There's, there's love here and we're happy with a love. And then we cut back over to the other side of the room again. And he's like, last time I saw Missy, she was walking off. And she was, oh, yes, I forgot about that. And then one of the

shitsters is like, well, Tom, I I wanna hear Missy's, no, she goes, I wanna hear your side of this story about when Missy was walking off and he goes, hold on, I gotta take this thing off. And Missy goes, yeah, D-Mike. So he takes off his mic. Oh, girl. And that was it.

And that was it. I thought what was gonna happen was that Tom's gonna talk, but someone else's mic was gonna pick up on it. I was like, oh, this is really all we're gonna get is him just taking off his mic. Yeah, and they made it seem like he said something really gross, but Tom is gross as he is and much as he probably plays around his stuff, which Luanne knew going into this. He's not a video.

Yeah, would he really tell all of those people like, yeah, last time I fucked Missy last week. Yeah, she was walking away and you know, she forgot her shoes so I had to scream down from her, from the balcony and throw the shoe out there and then it hit her on the head, guys. That's the story. I, in fact, don't even think he demiked. I think he probably said that as a joke. I think I agree.

He would, he is under so much scrutiny as it is. He knows better than to tell a story of like, boinking, missy on camera when there are many microphones all around. Yeah, you would think that he's learned by now, but if he's self-aware enough to know that he's wearing a mic, he's self-aware to know that there is a boom floating around the room.

So, you know, he's not going to do it. Yeah. So it wouldn't be's not gonna do it. Yeah. So it wouldn't be his first time getting caught. Yeah. So then, that's just gets dropped. That's it. That's the end of that. The whole, the mic thing. There's no scandal there.

Sorry, everyone. So then, so then we go back to Frenchi Talk. I guess so many are sorry about Frenchi again. And Beth is like, I don't get that Frenchi thing. Like he's like an intern. Like what does this, like what does he do? Like what does he get in college, grad of summer? Like grad, like, grad in like Bobville College like, I don't get that Frenchy thing. Like he's like an intern, like what does this? Like what does he do? Like what does he do? Was he getting college grad in summer?

Like, like, grad in like, Bobville college? Like I don't get it. Like what's up? He's from the Freedom Fry family. Very famous. So they talk and Bethany tries to talk her into being mad and all this stuff and get her riled up.

And she is. She's like, okay, okay. She is like, I mean, tensely is a nice girl and everything. It just won't be a deep friendship, look, I mean, Tinsley's a nice girl and everything, it just won't be a deep friendship. Like, I'm not gonna poop in front of her. I'm like, I'm sure that Tinsley's fine with this. Yes, I think the fact that she moved out

was her unspoken way of saying, no, you're right, this will not be a deep friendship because I tried to go deeper and it was terrible. Brownice, but Bethany's also trying to rival. Please don't poop in front of me. Yeah, because Bethany is saying things like, you know what? Like, you know, I think there's a disingenuous party, you know, because she was like, she was going, I'm not on a bad, you know, my ex go, and then she's saying, but I'm going to

have like a, I'm going to have a thank you party. Like it's going to solve everything. Like it's disingenuous. I don't like it. I don't like that. And you know what? We saw her and, you know, she's like, she's a drunk. And I'm on team Sonia now.

You know what? Sonia held back. Sonia could have said so much worse. So yeah, I'm not sure why she's. She was, you know what? Sonia held back. Sonia kept set so much worse. So. Yeah, I'm not sure why she's going for Tinsley, except that she hasn't gone after her yet. So I guess she just figures it's her turn. Yeah, exactly. And then Ramona runs into Noel, whatever his name is.

Luann's hot son. And she's like, oh, I didn't even recognize you. That's crazy. I'm glad you dressed up for us, though. I was like, ooh, I didn't even recognize you. That's crazy. I'm glad you dressed up for us, though. I was like, ooh, remember? I love that she goes from saying hi to just totally shading him. What a breath. What a breath, burglar.

And Timmy goes, is that the one's boyfriend? And Luga's my son. Don't even think about it. So then Timmy does a toast for Sonia. She's like, ding, ding, ding, everybody Sonia, teeny. Okay, here's my toast to Sonia. Sonia, you look young, you're beautiful, you're still rich, everybody loves you.

And Sonia's like, oh my god. And she started bitchy. She goes, okay, with your Sherbert dress. And then just like, that's that gracious. Surbered to rest. Yeah, Dorenda came prepared to be on Tinsley side. Yeah. Thank God she didn't need to be.

She's like, that gracious. So Tinsley, she's like, you got me at a really hard time in my life. I don't know if you guys know what's been going on with me, but it's hard. But you've been a sister and a true friend. And Sonia standing there with Cross-Parm for ready to be mad. But Sonya is easily touched, you know? Like literally in physics.

Yes, that's about to say, figuratively and figuratively. And yeah, figuratively and literally. So yeah, so everyone raises a glass. She's like, everyone raises a glass. And for some reason, the editors cut over to LeWan who didn't have a glass here. So virtual glass. And for some reason, the editors cut over to Luan who didn't have a glass here. Virtual glass.

I just cracked up. Not because it was the funniest thing that we've heard. But I was amused that the editors are just as amused with Luan as we are. That they're like, yeah, let's just include this link up with Luan big. Virtual glass. Am I right girls?

Am I right? Would you believe that I don't have a glass? Yeah, I guess this is the kind of part of it. they don't make sure everyone has a glass before they toast. Maybe I should have brought my Lou and Tom forever glasses from our wedding. Would you believe it girls? We just got married. Hey, next time it's gonna be a BYOG party. Get it guys. I mean, we just got married. We just flew up from Palm Beach. The least you could have done is have a glass for me, just a bit of a common courtesy.

It would have been considerate. It would have been considerate. Instead, I'm downstairs in the lobby without a glass. In Palm Beach, that's Palm Beach. That's Palm Beach. Missy has a glass, that's what's important. Missy, Mr. Meiner, am I right? So she gives her this, she's like, here's a present.

It's a picture of the two of us And so she's like yeah with my head cut off. She's like it's okay. My head's cut off The way it goes out of all the pictures. She's in front looking fabulous and so on using the back with her head cut off It is beyond Wow Wow, it was amazing because it's fully tinsley doing her like padded pose hand on the hip head cock curl showing And Sonya in the background like mid she's like saying thumper or something like that her tongue is out Lip is curled up forehead has cropped out

But she knows the way to Sonya's heart. No, not her vagina a gift card to Burgdoris is $5,000 and then Sonya does put it in her vagina Geez and that's really how to make her excited. She went crazy like she just I mean that's a lot to the money to give Sony a girl Yeah, that's like so many croissants so then So then we have like the end of season wrap up with up with some of the worst updates of all time. It was like, okay, so Tinsley and Scott are still things, that's exciting. And then Carol is training for a marathon. That was her. That was the saddest part.

Carol's training for a marathon, the end.. It was it was literally like that. Carol just recently opened up a Snapple bottle and read something. So Carol is still looking at swatches for her couch. It's like, wow, great. So then it's like Bethany dumped the hockey guy and she's still waiting on permits for her new place so she's keeping her old apartment That was pretty sad too Bethany is waiting on permits Yeah, great wow And then Durinda it's funny because Durinda the way she sort of wrapped up her season She's like, you know what? You know what? I like being Durinda now not Durinda medley not Durinda Lynch Not Durinda trip just Dur. That's what I like. I'm like, where did this come from?

Were you on an arc to find like your inner you? You've just been hanging around getting drunk all season. You've always loved being fucking Dorenda. That's what's amazing about you. She's like, now I look in the mirror and I say, I like you. I like you. Good enough. You smiling enough.

I don't, you know what? I like you. and good-goody enough, you're smiling enough. You know what, I like you, however, Coach, you're not supposed to, smiling you're still a pigly. I'm doing that. But you know what's weird, when I look in the mirror, I always see Scott back in his face. It's strange. It's like, he's always trying to come through. I'm like, I'm not to bring the back, you know, okay? I know I gotta fix something with these girls, then I can go somewhere else. Because I was trying to take a quantum leap.

How about you take a nice sit down? I'm happy. I'm Dorenda. How many leaps do I have to make? I like it here. I'm gonna stay. I think I'm Dorenda is my favorite line of the entire season. I'm Dorenda. my favorite line of the entire season. I'm Durinda! I just meet you Durinda. So her official update is that John can sleep over now. And then of course, Lewand's update is like the heavy duty one.

It's like, would you believe it, girls? We're getting divorced. Lute file divorce. Yeah. And it came up on the screen right after she sang, oh well, there's, you're happy with Scott, Tinsley, that's great because there's nothing better than love. And it's like boom, Luan filed for divorce and is miserable. Yes. She requests her privacy during this very sad time. Please stay tuned for Andy Cohen's one-on-one interview with Luan. So then

Ramona is like, I've yet to meet someone that I really want to partner with and that's okay, okay? And I feel good, but what's my next step? I don't know. Thankfully, I've got all my girlfriends, because that's what I am. I'm friends with all of Avery's friends and they could guard me along the way, okay? What's a 20 year old girl to do, okay? So she, hers was, they went, she went to Avery's graduation with Mario, but Mario, the contractor,

is still the only Mario in her life. Yeah, I'll be right back. And then oddly enough, they ended with Sonia, and it was like, Sonia went to France so her daughter could meet Edgar. It was like, yeah, she goes, I was alone now. Now I'm going to France to meet the Vodville. And then she goes, this is my picture,

Tinsley gave me, my head is kind of off in it. She's like wasted. And then it pauses on her face, wasted, slurring. Yeah. And it says Sonia went to France with the kid, but she still has the old guy simmering on the back burner And then Sonia and then so Sonia and Ramona wasted Sonia's like, I'm beautiful. Yeah, I'm beautiful and you're beautiful. Yeah, and I'm beautiful too and you're beautiful

Yeah, I'm beautiful too. You are beautiful. The end the end So next week the reunions begin. So that should be interesting. Also, you know what's happening next week is Real House House of Dallas is starting up on Monday. Oh, so excited. I'm really, really excited about that. It looks so entertaining this season.

Tomorrow, tickets go on sale for Chicago. So don't miss that. Do not miss that. And then what else is there? I mean, we just have Newsy, we're gonna talk real house as of Auckland tomorrow. And then we're just gonna stumble our way into the weekend. So, yeah, guys.

So excited. This was a really fun episode for kind of an episode that bored me in real life. So thank you, Ben, for making fun. We did an hour and 30 minutes on this stupid episode. So very crazy. That's how much we love this show, though. So you guys, thanks for listening.

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