Watch What Crappens - RHONY: The Masked Singer

Episode Date: September 12, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Whoa What a what an episode what an episode Ronald What a funny It was hilarious, but most importantly it had a twist at the end that I was not expecting. Wow, that was amazing. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah, that's what I like. That's what I like. And a lot of people were excited because a big question from last year was there was a scene in the trailer for whatever last season was, season 10 or whatever, featuring Dorenda going wild. And

everyone said, why did we never get to see that well the chickens have come home to roost you know what I can't be chicken to roost is roost is very shit that fucking magic will anything you basically you better get you know what roost is you know what you met your hand on this show boost is so why are you so mad? Why are you saying Kakadu do in the morning? We gave everything you could want, Mr. We gave everything!

Yeah, she was doing that, her finger, she was doing like the soprano's like finger. Oh, hardcore. So good, look at that. Yeah. So at long last, it's an in-person reunion. With the cast that we never knew that we needed the maids, wiping down the chairs. I need those ladies, I need those cleaning ladies

on this show immediately. I need to tell all with those cleaning ladies. This was really an amazing twist on the reunion experience. First of all, we watched, instead of having the normal backstage stuff where people in their hair and makeup, we watched everyone arrive already here and made up done and wearing masks and Ramona's the one who shows up first. And she's wearing some sort of like plexiglass mask thing around.

At first I thought it was like almost like an Arabian, like, she hairs out, whatever thing, like in front of her. And then I realized it was almost like an Arabian, like, Chahireszad, whatever thing, like in front of her. And then I realized it was actually just like plastic. And she's in this like plastic guard, which is fully open on the bottom. So there's that. So she shows up and she's like, girlfriend designed it.

One of my 50 friends, okay, I've got a face, plastic, face mask, girlfriend designer, okay. Okay, it is. Yeah, fucking Ramona. And like, how she walks up and she's like, wee, working. I guess Ramona. This is their job, Ramona.

She looks like she was wearing a fish tank on her mouth. Just this. She did, yeah, I'm not sure about those check cashing store masks. I'm not really into that, but also I would walk around just fogging the entire thing up so it would never look really cute on me. So I. I'm not really into that, but also I would walk around just fogging the entire thing up,

so it would never look really cute on me, so I think I'm projecting. Yeah, I would have some serious fog issues, it'd be gross. Yeah, but my mom wears one of the, but she wears the full helmet when it goes all the way down. And I'm like, oh, hello, I'm like sliding a check under the, under the thing. I mean, they're definitely helpful to a certain extent, but they, you know, they're

not, we could do better, you know. Yeah. Well, I've made fun of her so much that last time I saw her, she wore a paper mask, but she had it on backwards, so it was like all of her lip makeup on the, I mean, what you're really supposed to do is wear the, the prop, you're supposed to where like the proper mask, right? That's like around your ears and right under your mouth. And then if you want to wear the guard over it, that's like great. But yeah, so, but either way, Kudos to Ramona for innovating her face mask design by incorporating

masks and guards all in one and having... Yes. And plugging a friend while she's in there. And plugging a friend. So, Tinsley shows up. She's like, I'm happy. I'm liking a friend so Tinsley shows up And then Derinda comes and one of the production guys is like have you been in close contact with anyone who has been diagnosed And she's like I hope you ask Ramona see you those questions Come on I'm only seeing those questions. All right, even if I see them all those questions, not the fucker. She was running the right marathon, all right?

I love how Duranda deflects even that question. Like how many things is she just deferring to Ramona on? Or deflecting to Ramona on? Like, man, do you have three lines here and you know that if you get a fourth line, it's a dollar off, but you better tell you that to Ramona Xing, because last last time I checked she was buying six limes and I'm spending free price so you're happy to ask her how about you ask her?

well yeah that goddamn line steal her. yeah so when they sit there's all sitting down you know 10 feet apart or whatever it is in a big semi circle and Rimon is like well you know, 10 feet apart or whatever it is in a big semi-circle. And Ramona's like, well, you know what? I screamed at the ran, being late. Hey. And Andy's like, listen, you know what? Ramona, they will only need masks once we get up.

And she's still got it us. What? What? Time to drink at least? I have a drink. She's like poking it against the... I mean, it's borderline. I had a molecular mask on, I see, right?

Like, it is. It's borderline that. Also molecular mask on a sleeper hey like it's borderline that also let's give some props to Luan who wore a mask of her mouth did you notice yes she has a mask made of her own mouth yeah which is so Luan like well you know I don't want people to be concerned that that that it might not be me showing up so I just want to get full confidence that the woman sitting down in front of you Is the same moment there we all know can sing a wonderful version of Happy birthday To quarantine. Thank you. Well, I'm keeping the gift of Ramona trying to drink through her plastic face And the best part is that she didn't just do it once. She wasn't like boom. Oh, I'm in a mess

She was like She's like an animal of the zoo like trying to pod the fifth people Whoa, plastic with this force between me and my mouth. It's like wow Ramon, you're really convincing everyone that you were a mask every day Doesn't even know how to navigate with a straw Yeah, and then Leah comes in one of the strangest outfits. You know, like we've seen like the see-through thing over the... We've seen the see-through thing over a dress, but she's wearing like... Is she wearing two different kinds of underwear? I think she's wearing like regular granny panties, but then also a thong in the back.

But then all... I don't know, it was, it was, that was kind of a mess. Yeah. It was sort of like an aerobics outfit, like a black aerobics outfit with a sheer top. It was, it was definitely a sight, and I think that she wore it pretty much to piss off Ramona, but Ramona didn't fall for it, but I think that's what she was trying to do.

Yeah, she's gonna be, you're for Chini, it's gonna be broken right now, okay? And I could say that, it's not 60 people here, right? Yeah, okay. So he's like, well, we are in a warehouse surrounded by relics of New York Reunions past. I'm like, there are 45 rugs on the floor. This is not about Reunions past.

This is like you guys found a rug warehouse and they agreed to let you shoot in it. Why are there so many rugs? Relics of Reunions, yeah, some talking to you shoot in it. Why are there so many rugs? Relics of reunions. Yes, I'm talking to you, Ramona. All right, listen to me honest. Did you wear that dress to piss off Ramona, Leah? I'm just like, you know what?

It's because she's in a room with six people, so I don't care. Yeah, it's when just six people, it's different, and you're okay. Yeah, you know, when you're only six people, you can offend the mob, but when you've got 50 people, do that offense gets multiplied by like 10, and so that's like 10 times the offense, okay? It's sort of like when I'm with Mario, I have 10 times the sexiness, okay?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but that's how math works. And Dorenda, how are you feeling Dorenda? It's like, it's really, really very, very exciting. Nothing can go wrong for me in this reunion, you know? Yeah, you know, I just give you another simple reunion to me. So, Andy's like, hi, Ramona. He's like, I have to say, this is the best you've ever looked. How are you feeling about tonight? And she's like, you know what? It's just another date. It's like when I was talking to my 50 girlfriends all together at an indoor place without our mask on. It's like today's not a day, okay? And Lou, how are you feeling?

Lou improved! How do you think I'm feeling, Addy? Ha ha! Lou and him improved! That's right! So then Andy goes to Sony and he's like, you know, there's something different about you. She was like, oh yeah, I lifted the drapes again. And this time, permanently, you know what? I wanted to look like Ellen Barkin. What?

Who says that? I was like, this is something that we would say. I'm very inspired by her strength and a wit and her talent, intelligence. She's so talented. I just want to be a regular Ellen Barkin. You know, who says they want to face inspired by Ellen Barkin? That's like me going into the doctor and being like,

you know what, give me the Ron Pearlman. Just give it to me. I like the friend of the lesson, please. Do we have a Brenda Fricker? Can we get that? I would love Brenda Fricker, you know? Jane Polly, I'll take the Jane Polly. I watch all of Animal Kingdom for Ellen Barkin.

Love her at everything, but just with an odd choice, you know? I'll always be traumatized by seeing Ellen Barking in that movie, Bad Company, with Lawrence Fishburn, where she and Lawrence Fishburn sex in a chair, and I watched it with my dad, and I was like, I think I can never watch anything with Ellen Barking again, this is too much. It was like this really intense scene where she's like,

gawww. That's probably what Sonya watched. Oh, I saw this wonderful movie with Ellen Barking andce Fishburn and chair and there was fucking I said I want to be like that. So here I am And Tensley great to see you house of feel it's like Strange because like I feel kind of disconnected because I left a long time ago Also because I'm not really touching the seat because I'm wearing like 10 years worth of Christmas wrapping Guess who dressed in the air so itchy Andy. It's like how many two twos are you gonna shove on to

So at one time she was basically wearing Christine from selling sunsets wedding dress It was like a black wedding dress. I was like you found it you found Christine's dress From golly all hobs I was like, you found it, you found Christine's dress. From Galio Hobbs. It seems kind of dark in here. Uh, your dress is covering your face. It's like, sh- Andy. Can we get Garrel Sparrow in here to adjust that?

Of course it, please. Thank you. Well, Ramona, you're- did everyone- Al- let's- let's talk about this verse. Quarantine. How's quarantine? Everybody had a good time? I'm like, well, I was in Long Island, okay, and Ramona says Ramona's like, you know what?

I was bored. I was Mario, okay, my husband's, no, my husband's, Mario, okay, every suggested, okay? You know, one time every suggested a rolled taco, just like a regular taco, but it's rolled. I have the poops for days and it's normally I don't listen to it. But this time I dig, it's like I'm seeing Mario, whose right is a husband guy. You know what, it's like perfect metaphor for me. Okay, because I used to be a hard shell.

I had a very hard shell. You couldn't, if you touched me, it was very hard and crunchy. And if you touched me too hard, I'd fall apart. But now, guess what? I'm renewed in ages and I'm like a soft talk. I'm rolled up and soft and you can bend me any which way you want because that's me. Okay? I care about me and positive energy and I'm self-reliant like a soft taco. Okay? Guy. He's like, are you gonna give it another shot with Mario? And she's like, you

know, I just love the Mr. Person. But you know, I just thought the myth of Paris then. But you know, what? It doesn't stimulate me anymore, Andy. Okay, it doesn't stimulate me. You know what, maybe if you wore red scoff, it'd be a different story, but until then, you know what? I'm swery, I'm swery. Mario doesn't stimulate me also, because I asked him to get back together. And he said, no. So that really didn't stimulate me that answer. By the way, can we just say that this was probably one of the best coronavirus discussions that has aired on TV since the pandemic started? This was like, this was amazing to me. This entire...

Well I mean, it was like that. Someone yelling at a maskless person. Yes, I loved it. This was written for BAM. This was, it was just so good. So, uh, Sonya, Sonya was trapped in a spa and Bum Springs for quarantine. Yeah, I was there. I did just, I wanted to do some colonics, some green juices, doing them for three weeks

straight. I was like, just put an IV of Kaelin to my arm until I look like Alan Barkin, you know, and, boop, I blew the poop she right out. You know Andy after my season long addiction to diuretics I just have to really do Andy and go ask for help. Which she's still sticking to her diuretics defense which is hilarious. Yes. And he's like so Luanne you're keeping busy. How are you doing that with no cabaret? She's like, well, don't let the don't don't think I'm not still working on TV. The diva handy. Now who would you rather marry F kill? You know, Andy, the truth is there may be no cabaret, but given that life is a cabaret,

is there really no cabaret? Thank you. Bed, write that one down. We're putting that in the show. We're putting that in the show. You know, Andy, I don't know if you've seen the end of Cabaret, but it's not necessarily the happiest ending. Forget what? It's done again and begins again every night, just like life. Life is a Cabaret. Oh, maybe this time there won't be a pandemic. Maybe this time I'll wear a mask. By the way, look what I have behind my head. If I can figure out. Rose Brex. Oh, yeah, you got your, you got your sonage. Yeah, I've got my Lueanne sonage connection, which is why I look so gorgeous. Please go by so nausea wherever you buy other things and Little nicknacks and such. I don't even know

Yes, anyway, Andy the point is this I have been working on Viva Ledeva I've been Ro-testing a few giant hats with sparkles on them. I'm trying to add some volume to my already large pumpkin head And it's been going great. Thank you. Thank you so much. And no autographs at this time. Lia, you said the following, you put the following on Instagram. Let's watch, let's watch it. So they put a clip of Lia going, you know what?

I am sell disc and she's wearing a mask. First, you know, this is what bothers me, okay? Of course I wear a mask whenever I leave the house and stuff. You do not have to wear a mask to take a selfie in your own home. You know, like, come on guys, okay? We get it, you're fighting the good fight. You don't have to like wear your mask

in the fucking shower. We get it, you're doing everything rightly, okay? You're like, look at me on Instagram and a mask, all right? I am so disgusted by some of my castmates and their families who spent the entire fucking quarantine in Florida living it up and then they fucking come back to New York and around like nothing like not taking shit seriously and basically laughing in all our mask faces. Fuck you guys. That's despicable and very day-class say. and very day class say. Well who were you referring to? And Ramona's like, obviously it was meek.

I was only one authority. Okay, I'm the only one who gets in fights from children of Trump. That's it. Sorry, you jealous. Okay, sorry, you jealous. You know what? I took all the precautions. Okay, so for instance, I walked into CVS and I said,

is that coronavirus? Can you test that here? And they said, man, please put on a mask. So I put on a mask and then I pull it down and I said, wait, one more test. I took all the precautions, okay? I know and behind her is a huge tissue box. Like it's a huge crate that says tissue on the front.

Which I didn't really get, but it was funny during this discussion. And we was like, um, you're lying right now, okay? And what's upsetting is the lack of awareness. In New York City, people are dying and they can't even say part of their families. And you're on Instagram like, look at my workout. I'm thinking, I'm not sick of it. To Ramona and like a fancy hotel, it's like posing on the ground with a yoga blog. Yeah, but doctors.

Yeah, doctors and adductors. What's the difference between an adductor and an adductor? I don't know, but they both make me look... H-E-S. And then you see if there's a shot of her and... And... She's like an Avery. She's like...

They're like, they got to this. It's turtle time Avery. You give a try. It's turtle time. Turtle time. Sink, you give it a try. It's Turtle time! Turtle time, sinko, you may up, hi. Happy coronavirus, Turtle time, hi. So Ramona gets a monologue, her Corona monologue. On my, they're calling her Corona singer,

which is fucking hilarious by the way. I'm so mad at you. I think of that. So she's typhoid. She's Corona, Corona Ramona. Trying to do a typhoid marr-thing but it actually sounded nothing like that okay go on So then we get Ramona's big wild log she's like you what I wake up every morning at four o'clock and I read all the

RIPHING news she's like blinks really hard hard in their faces. Making point. It's like how many hundred thousand cases? How many thousands of that? It's climbing. It's climbing. It was scary shit. Then I would dip my best date I can. And A3M I would do workout classes. And I was like, whoa, you're losing me now.

I'm like, you had me. You had me until you started going into the most fabulous life ever, okay? I tried to give you a musical accompaniment to really drive home. I liked it. It was totally, it was like, it was Ramona's big moment. Yeah, she's like, if you know what, do workout classes, we don't need to charities and people say we're inspiration. Wait, wait, wait.

Because what else? What else am I gonna do? Or a quality, like I did with Mario when he said he didn't want to get back to death with me in Boka? Because what else? What else am I gonna do? Hope and cruelty? Like I did with Mario when he said he didn't want to get back together with me and Boka? No, I'm not gonna do that again, okay? Um, it's not about crying all day. It's about acknowledging the situation. I acknowledge the situation.

Lift the fucking situation. Guy! Yeah. And, uh, wait, it says, you also lied about donating your drug? What did I write blood? I write blood. Why don't I write down drug? You donated your drugs.

She would never donate her drugs. That was me. It was my diuretics. And that poor cleaning lady just fell down the stairs after. Total loss of motor skills, Andy. Oh, I have to tell you something. When I fed my water pill to that iguana that my neighbor has, huh, have you ever seen a lizard on a ceiling before?

What a sign. So Leo's like, you also lied about donating your blood. Yo, what? Just stop. Stop right there. Okay, just stop. And then he's like, did you donate your blood? Yes. Yes, I did. I have a wonderful, wonderful blue blood and people love it. And it's for the one percentage, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I have to give my blood to the people who deserve it, okay? Look, February, I got a slime infection, okay? And I thought it was the beginning. Limes disease. They went testing for COVID, okay? The COVID. Yeah, so then, because it wasn't out yet, right? Like, we knew, and when did we start?

It was March, right? Yeah, but I just thought it was funny like of course Ramona calls it the COVID Oh the code testing for the COVID. Yeah, and she's like so they weren't testing So then I went I spent in March then I went to Florida for eight weeks of quarantine Then I went to the Boca Beach Club. I'm a member of sorry, okay Sorry, you know members okay Corona virus is not a member so it couldn'm a member of sorry okay sorry you're not members okay. Corona virus is not a member so it couldn't come into the club okay it's not a member okay membership is up for review and guess what it's failed okay but I was able to come in so it's okay okay yeah and then I went to the beach and played tennis they had testing there. I got a lab at the beach tennis court. A lab at the beach at the boat club.

They tested me and I had anti-body. It's okay. I was like, no, I'm not anti-body. I just don't like what Leah wore with 50 girlfriends. But I'm very pro-body, okay? But apparently I had it. So then Dr. Chase figured it out. And when he said I had Lyme disease and I had it. So then my, so then Dr. Chase figured it out.

And when he said I had Lyme disease and I had a sinus infection, I also had COVID. And I also had Lice, okay. And he said I'm a very strong girl. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm strong. So then he goes, well, I think you're a petry dish. That's what it sounds like to me, rag girls. And then he grabs her.

And we go like, oh, it's just, you don't have to follow the rules and everyone else does. And she said, I her. And we was like, oh, it's just, you don't have to follow the rules and everyone else does. And she said, I have the right to come back home, bitch. Like, my mom. Ramona just losing her mind. I know, you know what, you had your mask on with those fingers, you're giving middle fingers

and said, fuck my castmates. That's low brow, low brow, low brow. But we just like take a moment to appreciate that Ramona's, like, how is she detailed her quarantine? Was that she basically traveled all across the country with COVID? With COVID. Yeah. With COVID.

And if it weren't for the lab, at the Boka, at the Boka Country Club's tennis court. She would have never known that she had anti-bodies. While she had Lyme disease and Malci outside. It's Patriot Zero for this. And then she went to some Republican Party where someone got it the next day. I'm like, how many people did Ramona give this to? This is Typhoid Mary right here. It really is.

You know how Typhoid Mary, we talked about the Typhoid Mary. How Typhoid Mary had Typhoid, bothin to back and just got some giving it to people Yes, Corona Corona singer just like the internet or if you stand quarantine So Ramona's like I have right to come back bitch and everyone's like oh Ramona I can't believe she said the B word who says something like that Ramona's like yeah, she being mean to me., and then you make that video with your fingers like that so So Andy's like to Rinda you were upset that Romana went to a party in a Donald Trump junior host Didn't his girlfriend tested for Corona right Right after that party, she was positive.

I'm trying to say, you know what, we're not in the hotel for truth, all right. So, look, went to an outdoor party, okay. I see six feet away and I stayed there for an hour and I'm back, guys. Yeah, I don't see what the big deals, I stayed six feet away, minus five feet and I stayed there for an hour

and then another four hours. Then we all went inside and we all talked and we said what do we get to do about this coronavirus situation? Everyone's getting sick. I mean, thank God None of you have your masks on because then I won't even know what I'm talking to you But now I do know and now we can address this together as human beings, okay? You know what? We're only in the place where you got it. There's rules and regulations We're supposed to follow now just for yourself. That's very Alice. You're what, we're only allowed to post a V in the place where you got it. This rules and regulations we're supposed to follow. Now she's for yourself, the fearless. You're what?

I don't have the virus. I have it. I don't have that. I don't have the virus, okay? Obviously I'm doing things correctly. No. No. No.

No, you actually had the virus. You did things incorrectly. Actually I won't even say shit things incorrectly because it sounds like if first story is true, it sounds like she had the virus. Like before, people really knew what was going on. But you're still not doing things correctly. Even if you don't have the virus, you're not doing things correctly. I'm gonna bother this guy. So, at least like, well God knows how many people you gave it to.

And then there's yesterday, you didn't expect that. You know what? That's ignorance. You know what? It's like, when you want to make a sandwich and you say all that needs one piece of bread Oh, yeah, it's called you just say it's an open-faced sandwich I'll tell you what's an open-faced Ramona shingle without a mask. That's an open face. I don't have to fight risk I don't have to fight risk. I don't have to buy rest. I don't have to buy rest. You're unvirusable. You're unvirusable Well, but I thought you said you did have the virus like yeah, but it was in February before we do and it's like But you know Ramona I hate to break up here, but you can get it again

I mean, I'm very scared of getting it again. You all might remember I have a son. Have I mentioned that? So Sonia's like and you can spread it with your spit, especially if you're swapping with dubin And then and ruin is like and she was doing a dancing and everything and night she has a speech She you know what? It makes you go to a speakeasy with no mask on no mask speakeasy at the break is we have a dubin It's like where is this going now a speakeasy with everything what at the breakers like where is this going now? It's easy without anything. What?

At the breakers. What the hell? This something is like people are dying. Jesus yelling people are dying. And then he's like come on ladies, please ladies. You know what? Don't have to catch in people. I don't have to.

Don't have to bring him mask outside. You don't have to wait. I don't wear mask on the ocean. I don't wear mask on the ocean. Okay, I don't wear mask of the ocean. I don't wear mask of the ocean okay I don't wear mask of the ocean. I don't wear mask of the ocean. We are Sponsible sending messages to the world Do not write it writing regrettably saying Forget it. You better back it up bitch clip. You're welcome, well, you're welcome

Here's a home. there's a mermaid sound there, okay. And you're walking around without a mask on in the ocean. They make me a sound there, Ramona. I don't wear a mask in the ocean. Remember he was like, it's not about wearing a mask in the ocean, you fucking idiot. It's like, stop! Guys, shut up, shut up!

He's like yelling like, oh my god, he has to yell extra hard because they're like, you know, separated by a thousand rugs. So, tell them to shut up and do it, it's hot breaking. Say hi to Big Dude. So I'm breaking you. I don't think we had you came, Tinsley. She's like, like oh not really And Andy says so we're more like I make one more comment and she's like no Just between you and I know Oh, never next over over okay, just like what Mariah said to me when I crawled into bed with him he said no, it's over okay

Oh Lord so Andy's like do you understand how maybe when I crawled into bed with him he said, no, it's over, okay? Oh, Lord. So Andy's like, do you understand how maybe what you're putting out there that is like not, like that's not good, you know? And she's like, you know what? I was in Florida, okay? And it opened up 45 days before New York State, okay? And so they said coronavirus.

You can't infect people because we're opening up early, and that's official. So I was okay, and I went to a restaurant. My girlfriend. Yes, her nandes we took a picture next to each other Okay, and we were at a restaurant. We were allowed to do that You can't get infected if you're allowed to take a photo in a restaurant. You know that okay? Case closed over next He's like, well, we've got so much to get through from the actual season Let's check that out. So then we come back and it's Liyah segment.

Liyah was sitting next to Andy, by the way. I thought that felt like that meant something. She's the new star. The new star, the break out star, right? But then she took her apple and New York and real housewives of New York offer for Instagram today. So everyone's all the Twitter. I'm sure she's coming back. Yeah, I think How could she not come back? Of course she's coming back.

So I just sat home and like masturbated all day for the first time. I'm like two mods. So Leo's second I'm just laughing at that. That was fun to make. Yeah, Leo's second. The little things you write down or so funny. And to rent it in the bathroom asking her, oh my God, you have a tattoo in your vagina. It's a butterfly. Why do you put a butterfly there? And she's like, can say fly.

It's like, they don't fly. They don't fly. Yeah. Spread your wings and prepare to walk. That's what I say. So, hey, uh, sit- Hey, Sarah Paulson rated Leo's freshman season on a scale of 10, 25. And John Oliver said,

I think she's good. Throwing TGTorch's, driving naked, diving naked into a pool, trashing her mother's house, I'm not sure I've laughed at anything harder than I laughed at that episode. Which, by the way, is really cool. I didn't know that John Oliver watched these shows. And like, that's really cool. cool like if someone told me that like John Oliver thought I was cool for throwing teaky torches around the Hamptons I'll be like awesome sweet that's awesome so excited for Leah it's been a really nice welcome and like we're in quarantine so if it had been really mean stuff said about me I would have been like devastated so yeah

Well, you know Here's what I thought about Leah because Andy asked what everyone thought about them I I thought that you know with Leah here's a tough New Yorker younger than we are at least age wise Maybe not an appearance, you know because we all look pretty good But you say so myself and and on top of that she's a mom too. She's a mom. She's a business woman She's very vulnerable. She has a very granola mother. I mean, wow, granola, right? Big time. I like, Danny, you can have a conversation. She actually listens to you and like some people and Durinda's like, he know what I just like a new angle look where a bunch of ladies. We don't go downtown

And she's very company and going downtown resting that I mean and she's very confident and going downtown. Reshing that, I mean, she's very confident. She's very, there's, downtown is terrifying. That's the least thing I'm not going downtown again. Thanks for your asking me. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but Tiki Torch's will never look the same to me. Ha ha!

I tried to date one, that's what I'm trying to say. I tried to date a Tiki Torch and he rejected me. Just with Stoney Silence. So yes, can't ever look at them the same way Well, it's like, what was the question and they're still hiding on my garage, okay, and I'm not bringing them out yet And then see and Leo laugh at each other like they weren't just screaming you fucking bitch and you fucking idiot I know literally two seconds ago It happens like all the time on this reunion. It's just so funny.

It's so funny. Like Ramona and Durinda are so nasty to each other. And then one moment, they're like, I'm defending each other. I'm like, well, I don't get it. So it was changed the most with Leah. And so she has stopped drinking. And then, and she stopped drinking, basically. And then, Tinsley pipes in.

And she's like, you know, I joined when I was at such a low point. I should mention they're all like praising Lea for her confidence. So I think like Tinsley's trying to explain why she's not, was not like that. And so she's like, well, I joined when I was at such a low point and I was like much weaker and not confident.

And I love the way that you came on, Lea. And you had like nothing to hold you back And you were super calm with yourself because you know we did connect right away and you know at Leah does listen and you know I've had a hard time with some of you guys listening to me And ambi is like Leah what's your cost and age shaming about and comments about being the only one who still got her period. Shouldn't you be seeking wisdom from these people? Like, oh, look around the room. I like Ramona Singer. Ramona Singer, what wisdom?

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She calls me all the time about Kiki. She's always like hey, I want to know something about I'm in a situation Kiki and I need to fix it What would you do to render cuz I wanted to the opposite so I tell her it's very helpful You know the Leah you see now in that little apartment she lives in Lad with the window when I was her age platinum she lives in, lad with the window and that with her age. I was like, oh, my poor. And Lee is like, well, I upgraded my apartment. So Lee, I guess we should come over and check it her apartment and the producer saying, so what do you think

about Lius' apartment? Cause... Do you really want to know? Actually, she grunts first. Just, hmm. Do you really want to know? Your voice has like never been so deep and evil. It's time for commercial.

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You know what? I didn't shame her at all. Okay. I didn't say it was disgusting to have tattoos. Okay. I'd say, why do you have tattoos? I wish I think it's disgusting to have tattoos. Why do you have tattoos? Yeah. Sorry,'s just costing to have tattoos. Why do you have tattoos?

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I'm just not used to it. Like when I hang out with Kimberly Gilfoil, I'm like, wow, look at your pristine body with that tattoos. I'm sorry that you've coronavirused right now, but at least you don't have tattoos. So it's just weird to be around someone like Leah who has tattoos everywhere and is very slutty. That's all, that's all. You know what? Each slut, their own slut? Just not used to being around sluts, that's all, okay? No judgment.

Only it's like, um, actually the only comment that made me feel like Carnegie was when Sonya said that she wouldn't have sex with me because I had tattoos, I was like, and then they show it and she's laughing at it and like giving a high five. And so, and she's like, I guess, I guess it was because it was about sex. I was like extra offended like oh You know that was just that was just a joke because like we have like a little sexual tension so the joke was like Oh, that's a deal breaker because the joke was that like it looks so terrible on you that I would never want to have sex with you So that's what the joke was that's all like that's still the same Meaning everyone have sex with you. So that's what the joke was. That's all. I'm like, that's still the same meaning. We had sexual tension too. Sonia, come on. So Andy's like, all right, so vagina wings.

And during this, like, wow. So they want to know, he wants to know where the vagina wings on her vagina came from. Oh, it's actually a very crazy story. And I'm not sure we can error this. and her VJ came from. Oh, it's actually a very crazy story, and I'm not sure we can air this. Okay, so here it goes. When I was 17, I took a hallucinogenic and I went to another dimension of the universe and I had like purple wings.

And when I came to, I said, I need to get this tattooed on me because at some point it's going to horrify a middle-aged woman who's very juggie. And oh my god, it all came true. Yeah, and I was like, what am I gonna, where am I gonna put it? Like on my back? No, that's so obvious.

I'm gonna put it on my pelvis. I'm so glad that you didn't go to another dimension and have french fries. You know what I mean? I'm not even the most awkward tattoo ever. Yeah, or like go to another dimension and see her be the love bug or something weird like that. Just like you just have like a little folks back in Beetle down there. That's my Beetle. It drives itself. So the men love it. And then Andy's asking Leah about her parents and Leah's dad absolutely loves the show and like loves Sonia. He thinks it's a riot but of course uh...

of course he's an artist uh... uh... yeah you know artists recognize other artists especially artists that appear in sentry twenty one can't wait for this pandemic to be over for my close to be back on sale at sentry twenty one uh...

uh... for some yeah for twenty one i'd love that store at century 21. Oh, oh, oh, 21. Poor centric 21. I love that store. I've also bad for Sonya. She finally got her big break. And now the store is closing. There's always Ross or bars Ross. Or Steinmark.

Anywhere. Sidewalk. Sidewalk. I'm about to say, bins, just bins. Anywhere you see a bin.walk, sidewalk, how about to say? Keep on trucking, girl. Bins, just bins, anywhere you see a bin, just put one in the bin. Keep trucking, we believe in you. We do. So then they, you know, whatever, Leah, the dad loves Leah.

Of course, a mom didn't love seeing her like make it and talking about peeing and stuff. Greno-lo! Greno-lo! Oh, I almost broke my tooth. make it and talking about peen and stuff. Grenola! Grenola! Oh, I almost broke my tooth. Sorry, I was watching that clip featuring your mother, the Grenola Bar! Oh, I guess she doesn't like watching you naked. She'd rather see you act more kind, like a kind bark, Grenola! Put that in the act then, kind bark, Grenola.

Got it! Tensis in the act then time barclay, got it. That's just in the back taking notes. So, um, let's see, Andy's like, so what when did you start drinking again? What's it because of the show because people are, you know, accusing of a class of enabling you and etc. And she's like, no, no, no, no, up long before the show, it was like spring and the like a long time before. No, no, no, no, up long before the show, it was like spring and the like a long time before. And he's like, and now, what about, did you worry? Like, here I am on the show with nine relic alcoholics.

I'm a machine like, yeah. And she's like, well, you know, yeah, I mean, like what's really crazy on me is that like, you guys might be all when I was drinking, but like for 10 years before that, I hadn't even like touched a drip, so. Oh my God, you like the opposite of Luan, okay? Because you were sober for 10 years then for the first year we met you, you were drunk

and fun and then Luan was a drunk for 10 years and then she spent a year being totally miserable and boring. It's like the exact opposite. Alright, well I guess let's talk about the drunk elephant in the drunk room. Drunkenness. Alright, let's watch this clip Everybody being wasted and is it might as well just been the whole season Fantastic and it was fantastic. I'm gonna put this all in every single everyone just did just did remarkable work from the winds

Tyre do well you're out of the show. This is my show. You think you're welcome to my show It's my show to Dorenda dinner. I was dancing yesterday, really rapping, and it was a nice book to like everything else. Yes. So Andy's like Joe from Ohio said, this season's really tough to watch with the drinking. Anyone wish they did more to address the sloppy behavior? Who's gonna address it? They're all sloppy. Like who's gonna say something? And who's gonna block the thing? Yeah, I'm not.

I didn't never complain. And Leo's like, I addressed my behavior. I got sober. So I was like, yeah, I realized mine in. I went to a spa that was water-pilled-free, nothing but green juice and posters of Ellen Barking. Just totally brought it in Definitely feel did it and Andy

Barking did it if you will and Andy's like all right, so you've altered your behavior so new you have a new face I believe that Ramona's altered her behavior. She wore masks for at least five minutes. Luan Don't know much about you come on come on. on, let's bring this back, Durinda, Durinda. Have you seen anything that makes you wanna alter your opinion or your drinking? Yeah, well, of course, you know, when the season ends, I think we all stop drinking. I mean, I'm not like Ramona.

I'm not like every single night. Ramona's not every single night drinking. Speakers, breakers, heavy-dubing, whale sharks, all of it. You know what, a drink water. Hello,? Why do you stick up some thin, guys? You're not that thin. Why? Lawyer? Pants on flyers. What I also told Mario when he said he didn't want to get back together with me, okay?

Lawyer, Lawyer, Pants on flyer. You and just think you had a little time, you say it. It's every minute, honey. And there's like, well, you know, I sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it when she said that she wished that you acted more uh... i can't even speak my own so she told the least after she went after she went nuts in road island so at least said you're out of control she said well i'd like to lose control and he's like well i do but i was just more upset that she was like condescending to me and because that was a cool and he's like well i'm just surprised you know what we're here's my question

i was so surprised you feel more shame when you woke up i know what? Here's my big question. I was so surprised you didn't feel more shame when he woke up. I know Why didn't you feel more shame? She's like look they just showed a clip of everyone here wasted off their ass as Accepted and see and then I have one bad night and I'm like made to feel bad about it like shameful I mean it's such a different standard and me And then there's like wake you know, it's like Ramona, you know, she does everything to deflect and she's a whore At like like like lia's a whore. I'm angry

I'm a drunk That's what is it is never Who I have dear you What is it is never call her? How dare you? You're a liar. How are you? You're lying. Gosh, me to go to church. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, Durrindo.

Oh my God, go to church. Oh my God, go to church. Go to church. So then we come back from commercial and it's like, you know what? It's like it's just that night road. I then do it reckless after the teach take it towards the guy Yeah, and he's like, well, what made you stop drinking? Yeah, it's like um, we're in a pandemic and I need to be in the top of my game for my daughter and besides like it's a pandemic There's no celebrating. There's no going out. There's no Humphing Donald Trump Jr.'s legs. All right.

Hello. I followed all the precautions. Okay. We are a mask on the ocean. Don't wear a mask on the ocean. Go to church. Go to church. Learn about that in church. Okay. Tell us to talk to the chains. Okay. So, Luan, was that Sipav of vodka really your first sip that you'd had? Yes, yes, it was my very, very first sip that I'd had since I followed all the rules of probation. And I said, you know what, self? Now's a good time to have some booze.

I feel in control, I feel good. I'm gonna hit the reset button and there's a lot of terrible comics on stage because wasn't like where there was like Comedians on stage or no that was a different That was a different that last wait no last maybe I was a comedy club. Yeah, maybe it was a comedy club The boy is this I Was sitting there and I've said I want to hit the reset button and I want to get drunk all over again and do it all over and this time I won't tell the cops. I'm gonna kill the model. I'll say I'm gonna get drunk all over again and do it all over and this time I won't tell the cops I'm gonna kill them all I'll say I'm gonna support you all

So let me out and sing some cabaret you all I may have had some vodka earlier today too And now I just like you know I really didn't Andy. I stopped drinking again But I just now I just don't want to label myself all right It's a problem with me. I'm very aware of it. And sometimes it's gonna be a problem and sometimes it's not gonna be a problem and that's what we're doing right now.

Yeah, there's just so much, when you label yourself, there's just so much pressure, you know, when some days on Cabaret icons, some days on just that woman who sings happy birthday better than everyone else. It's so much pressure with these labels. And Andy's like, well guys, someone from Nashville says, ladies didn't lose outbursts

in the Hamptons, give anyone else pause about her drinking. And she's like, well, let me give it pause, Andy. Like right now. Yeah. They gave me pause. And I thought, oh my god, I am a star. Look at the way I just commanded everyone's attention in that room. I really should be careful with my drinking because if I'm too drunk, I don't appreciate how good I really am. So yes, thank you.

Thank you. And Sun is like, yeah, how many times have we made out when you're drinking and my ride sexual tension? That's what I'm talking about sexual tension and lose like well you know but she just stuck a chord with me that night like right now strike a chord so yes I had to reevaluate my relationship with alcohol and at the end of it I pass with flying colors. I pass my evaluation. I'm drinking again. Thank you. Thank you Well no one gets as mean as to Rinda when confronted about her drinking and Dora is like no no no no that's just Ramona doing that anyway Ramona said I need this to quit drinking she did that as a Zinga all right It has nothing to do with reality and each what that was the question guy

It's when anyone asks you about your drinking that was a question. Oh, she's so petrified I mean she's so petrified I mean And then Ramona does this weird like like uppercross accent just darling you're petrified with people call you drunk Okay, dog is darling. You're petrified if people call you drunk. Ty, darling. Petrified. Ty? I feel sorry for you. It's not even a good accent. What? People call you drunk.

It's a cure drunk. I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you, Ramon. It's a good thing. And it's like, just answer the question. I mean, it seems like you get very defensive when anyone brings up your drinking. She goes, you know what?

I am very sensitive with that. And I would expect someone like Ramona. Is someone like Ramona. Tengla, I'm using it as a weapon. Well, why are you so sensitive? Well, I find it very accusatory, you know? Like for instance, when Ramona says it, it's very accusatory. You know, I try not to point instance when Ramona says it, it's very accusatory

You know, I try not to point out when Ramona is drinking or when she's sleeping with all sorts of people I try not to point that out. I try not to point out those times when she but sometimes it just happens. You see, she can't even answer the question. She can't, she can't answer the question. And Lueans, I look, Dorenda doesn't like being told that she's had too much to drink, and I get it. I don't like being told that stuff either, you know, but I have to do it because I just look out for my friends, because Lord knows I've had my issues. Shall I get into that, Andy, or you have or react to Luan segment cuz I'm ready to go

You know what Luan's right. She does help me. But Ramona does it to harm people's reputation and to be harmful You know you're drunk. I'm angry. You're bipolar. That's what she does can't be that's what she's I'm like the only one He's been running around calling Luana drunk is you yeah, by the way, that's what you've been doing that she says he's for women But she's not for women at all so and he's like I feel like you're deflecting every time I ask Deflection to wind up deflection to rinder. That's who she is deflection to rinder. Okay. It's a great nickname deflection to rinder Can't talk with her in the... Anca, questions guy. Interim goes. The face that looks great.

The face that looks great. Great, face that looks amazing. Let's see amazing. It looks really wonderful. Which is like, actually I do think it looks great. I think it actually is a really good face left. But it's also like, of course to Rinda gets nasty like that, of course she does.

And it's like, but Ramona's side, even when the wind brings it up. Yeah, I just feel uncomfortable. Why do I have to say? I don't like being called the alcoholic. I'm just uncomfortable. Okay, what is, huh? All right, well, you know, when you watch it back,

does it make you question your relationship with alcohol? So you can even know what, yeah, we all of it here. I think all of us could agree. This is that's a group question. But of course, we really question our relationship with alcohol. Like, sometimes I ask the bottle, I love Durinda in an effort to not deflect us. Of course, I question my nose. There's not a person here who doesn't. And if they don't, it better.

This one over here with the face lift, they're lying. And it goes, and the Ramona starts like, well, and it's like, come on, I'm asking her, what? So stop asking me then. She's like, listen, I've gone to a lot and these things I haven't expressed well. And then I use alcohol to express them and things go wrong. We did this. This is that that's like the worst thing you could say. Well, for me, it's stress related and I don't have an outlet to express myself.

So I use alcohol and it doesn't turn out well. I'm like, that's like, you're an alcohol. I mean, like, like, that's like, that's like not how you're supposed to be using alcohol. You're like, use alcohol for fun and to feel good. Not because you're stressed and you can't express yourself and every time you get to, you just don't turn out, well, that's not good. That's not good.

Well, as someone who's a huge fan of self-medication, I was just putting some lip stuff on to prove it. I get it, but at the same time, that's all she really needed to say the whole season was like, look, I'm going through a hard time Sometimes I drink to my sorry, you know, I give she agree But it's more like how she acts like oh, it's no big deal But then she describes this thing I shouldn't say she's an alcohol

I say that but I just drink because sometimes there's a hunger to get some rest so bad If I don't drink a session I know she just says it like oh, it's just the whatever. I'm like, the way you just, how you describe it, sounds like a very unhealthy relationship with alcohol. I'm not saying change it because it's really interesting to watch, but I'm just saying you don't, you're just your service as it like, yeah,

I was like, when you listen, when you're breast smell, you have a tick-tack, you know, and when you're stressed and you can't express yourself, you drink booze until you can't talk anymore. Yeah, you know, one of the happiest couples I ever met, You know when you're stressing you can't express yourself you drink booze until you can't talk anymore You know one of the happiest couples ever met Andy. No, it wasn't Desmond Tutu and whoever he was with It was sitting Nancy, okay, they love each other Very happy You know who I loved bottles and James. That's a forever couple right there

The man's like well, we've all had our days. I, I've seen myself through the years and look at it and go, wow, I gotta do something about happy birthday. Well, as you know, we've all had our struggles, I. I don't think that if I were as drunk as I were two years ago, I would have even been able to fit this giant disco ball of a hat on my head and sing Viva la diva Yeah, shut up. Well, um, someone from somewhere wants to know guys this season all of you had something to say about Sonia's drinking

What makes this year any different than any other year? Which is so funny as question because it is every year. And just as you're like, you guys maybe Sonya has a problem. So, um, you know what? I knew it had something to do with medications. You know, because when I was at my tennis doctor, I was like, my friend, when she drinks, she gets really drunk. and he said, maybe it's the medication. So I went and I told her, guess what? The bokeh retone tennis court doctor says that maybe you shouldn't be mixing in medication with your booze. That was it. That was it. Okay. Don't ignore Dr. Shath. Okay. And suddenly, it's like, it was a drunken say the effect,

guys. It was just a drunken say the effect. And way I'm like well, I mean the problem with it was Usually the end of the evening she'd be feeling like that, but this was at the beginning of the evening I know I love that the timeline was wrong and it's so true though because it's the same thing I think it's the same answer for Leah when Lee is like everyone was so mad in Rhode Island But what's the difference? We just saw all of them wasted and I think that's what got me about the Rhode Island thing too Like she showed up geeked out of her mind. She was already like mannequin like I don't know if she was out of her all the Outer just I don't know she was geeked out. So that's different. Yeah, it's important when you're wasted It actually was wasted as I get right now you guys would be like Ronnie you can't show up to work like like like come on

I was wasted as I get right now. You guys would be like, Rami, you can't show up to work like, come on. Come on. It's supposed to be a communal experience. And so that's why like if you're drinking and then like everyone is at a certain pace and then someone is like going three glasses ahead, you're like, uh-oh.

And then if they're out of sync, everyone's everything. Because the whole point is just to be at the same level, at the same time, okay. So, so, so yeah, they're like, yeah, it's just that she was, you know, like, it's one thing for her to be so wasted that she falls on her face from a chair, uh, first thing, you know, we, we wanted to be like that at the end of the night. You know, it's like, you ever have a thunderstorm and then the day and then it's done, but there's still dark clouds in the sky and you're like, wow, it feels like nighttime, but it's 1 p.m.

It's like that. It's very disorienting. And were you really drinking rosé and coke? And suddenly it's like, yes, Andy, I was looking for any kind of solution. What? Any mixture will do. So then she's like, well, you know what? When I saw myself show up to Luanne's Halloween party and then we got a clip of first showing up in that like Maleficent dress, we're like, hey, oh, I love a frustration, which is like the best way to enter a party.

I had up my meds, okay, the diuretic. I had up the diuretic. I'll tell you someone who would never do that. Ellen Barkin. And you know what, I was also on a diuretic the first year when I fell under the table with Bethany. You know, I just don't like the message I'm sending to my younger viewers with that now listen don't take diuretics Yeah, D is for diuretics D is also for don't and T is for take so DDT don't take diuretics So what happened? Oh, what happened was it slowed my motor skills Andy? I'm like, yeah, you know what else does that? Drinking

So then Andy goes so Durinda you question the house on you as water pills got her so wasted and then Durinda goes Yeah, when I take the same ones. I mean I take them every single day. I'm like that's not going there. We go I was like that's not gonna disprove anything. That's like literally like okay, it was the water pills then Look at me. I'm great. Yeah I'm great Back it up rug. I'm a sober is a popular pizza pali It's like you know what once I threw away those pills with Ramona the next night I was fine. I kept up with everybody. I Was only a sloppy mess and bearing my breath at the end of dinner not at the start

It was great. Yeah, but I've taken it since I started menopause, so you know, well, I'm fine She was yeah, but doesn't it make you want to urinate and during this like oh, yeah, I want to urinate right now I'm gonna do it. What I'm not even on that pill, I want to yearnate right now. I'm gonna do it for you. What? I'm not even on that palette, and I want to yearnate right now. I can't believe you, Ted. Could you believe it, girls? She takes a water pill every single day. That's a lot. Hit it, boys.

Happy birthday to water pills. Thank you. So, yearnation break. And then we come back, and the real fun begins. So, this season, Tim'sley finally found her fairy tale wedding. Turns out Prince Charming is a big guy with curly hair who sells coupons. Yeah, so we see a montage of Tinsley's season basically. And Dorenda's just rolling her eyes during all of it.

Like, ergh, rrrr. Rolling her eyes, I mean, like, which again, doesn't make sense. If Dorenda's whole issue is that she feels like they're not a relationship or Tinsley's not being honest, Oh, yeah. Rolling her eyes, I mean, which again, doesn't make sense. If, if, if, Durinda's whole issue is that she feels like they're not a relationship or tinsy's not being honest, this is the most honest thing that tinsley has done. She left the show for love. I mean, there's nothing, like, she, she finally said,

okay, I'm giving myself over to this and I want to be with Scott. Like, so what is Durinda rolling her eyes at, right? It's not just rolling her eyes. She's like rolling her eyes hate, like like she's been hateful. She's just getting all the painful looks. So like actually a very happy story. Yeah, and Andy's like, well, Tinsley, it wasn't the smoothest ride, but you're together. Show us your ring. And she does. And she says, it's just weird sitting here.

No, you know what? It's not good. It's real. It's real. It's like wearing masks on an ocean It's a real so we're feeling you don't want to do it. Okay. I mean it's just so nice because like I have Scott It's like we're a family. It's like I have a family and those really nice Hey, was there one thing that was holding YouTube back as a couple and if it rhymes with orinda feel free to say Being on a TV show I think was holding them back. I think that's I think that's what it was Being on a TV show in a different city I think that's what what the big issue was and he obviously didn't like it so

Tens is like yeah, I mean you know, I was like I tried to try to try other things like I started dating Bruce You know who's also in Chicago? And I think I just was doing it because I wanted to make a jab at Scott to be like I'm a jac- I'm dating someone Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So she's like, you know what? And I've gotten to be like the housewife I always wanted to be in Lincoln. Never saw me in a normal situation, but I will tell you I will never complain about having to travel so much again. And I miss traveling. Yeah, we all feel that way.

I mean, how ironic. You have to leave the housewives to become the only real housewife in the group. Yeah, and so we'll tinsley be more than just a housewife and she's like well I'm doing a lot of stuff right now I'm working with Beda and no kill shelters and the other day I learned how to make a fratano it was really hard. Bringing awareness, dead dogs and eggs. Yes, we on this. Okay it's like how I bring awareness to the fact that you don't need a mask in the ocean. Okay, go to church Good church. Well, you have to give us you have to give us something here

I mean come on. I mean we were a little doubtful because you'd broken up so many times But I felt like shamed or like embarrassed or like humiliated. I mean I just cried about him so many times It's like well, I mean we were happy for you, but, you know, it's kind of like me and that hotel in West Palm, you know, we felt shut out. Listen, you know what, we were just we're feeling very shut out because you're just becoming so protective of your relationship. It was almost as if we were all mocking you to your face and you decided to circle the wagons around the man that you loved.

It just didn't really make sense to us. Well, I couldn't just come back and say I'm trying again. and you decided to circle the wagons around the man that you love. It just didn't really make sense to us. Hmm. Well, I can just come back and say I'm trying again. I couldn't talk about babies because you'd be like, oh, this again, this again. I was like, yeah, that was us. Maybe you were listening to. Oh, yeah.

But I love that. I love this. Because Sony was like, well, you weren't big open with us. And he was like, yeah, because every time I did, you'd be like, oh, this again. And Sony defends herself by saying, oh, but you just brought it up so many times, that's all. It's like, it's my life!

And it's a very boring life that we don't care about. I just don't know why you don't share more of it with us. So Andy asks if she left because Scott made her choose between him and the show. I was like, no! And he goes, well, you know, he didn't love the show. It just, well, the show is definitely an issue. And so I knew that when we got back together,

that if we wanted to stay together, I shouldn't be on the show. I was like, so yes. So you have. So he didn't verbalize it, but his behavior towards you suggested that that's the choice. Right. So he didn't say you have to quit the show.

He just said he wouldn't be with you if you were on the show. OK. But guess how you met him. Guess how you met him, though. He didn't say you have to quit the show. He just said he wouldn't be with you if you were on the show Guys, how you met him though, that's how you met him Would I ever tell John to never have a hot dog again just because I met him at a hot dog stand? No, of course not You know what you're here. You know you has been because of this show and now we hate Well, probably you've been a vile monster all year long. You've been awful You've been awful Yeah, but also cuz he lives in Chicago she's I will you know what thank God for this show. You're welcome Okay, thank you, bravo for giving tinsley a show so she could meet scotch

She's so upset now And me while tinsley's the background I can't even hear what she's saying But she's like, well you know, this thing doesn't really like each other and she's like, you just want to get back from me and like, I would love out. Why would I not leave her love? I love love and I love love and I have my ex-love out of my mom

says that I don't look as pretty as Tapper and I don't know what I'm doing in there. Ramona, would you leave the show? You got a man one day, I mean, that's a big F, but if you do, and he didn't want you to be on the show, she's like, if you put a ring on it, and you, Lou? Ha, ha, ha, for sure. I left a career in Italian television for my first husband, that's not forget Andy.

I left a career as one of Italy's top political commentators on the searing Sunday morning show Meet the Meatballs, and it was a devastating loss for them and for me, but I did it for love. I don't know if you remember that clip of me shilling Bolognese sandwiches in the parking lot of big lots. Yes. When you did that retrospective of me, Andy, but that was a tough one to leave. It was, you know, Wheel of Angel here was a wonderful game show, and I really enjoyed turning those little raviolis with the letters on them but I left it I left it Lepersey you know that show where you had to answer about different diseases, but in questions I was right in the middle of an interview with Roberto Benini and I got the call that I was engaged and I said I'm sorry

Roberto life is beautiful and I'm leaving this interview right now for love goodbye He was so sad he did a Holocaust film next Goodness left a career in Italian television for my I mean I'm gonna say that for everything like sir Are you enjoying your meal? Oh, I left a career in Italian television to eat it? So you bet your bottom dollar, buddy. You bet. You bet. I left hosting a children's show called

Samalina Street for this. So Sonia is like, they all have gold sanitizer bottles. I guess that's they were given hand sanitizer like a gold bottle And so Sonia we just see Sonia with it and it's like Sonia hold on Tinsley hold on cuz Tinsley still like I love God so much And And he's like hold on hold on with that T. Sonya, you're putting hand sanitizer on your legs. If she's got her leg up in the air, rubbing her legs, like, mm-hmm.

I need her to shine today, Andy. Hand sanitizer is. So now it's the Dorenda versus Timzley's segment, the big showdown, and Dorenda and Tinsley have not spoken since she left, of course. And Dorenda's like, well, you know, I think that Tinsley's only spoken with Leah, but you know, Tinsley definitely spoke with any of us,

you know, she never really shared with any of us. Mm-hmm, we were friends at one point, but whatever, you know, that vile turkey based her comment, Dorenda, is like, well, you having trouble getting pregnant, because you could only be upset if you were having trouble I mean, we have in trouble. It's like no, but there are women in this world. We're having trouble having children It's like oh, you know what I'm surprised you don't know. Do you have a child? You know, even pregnant yet I mean, it's all you've talked about is how that you really think

This was like very nasty. And then Tinsley is smart. Tinsley's really smart. She's like, I'm the turkey man, so that's IVF. And he's baby is IVF. Would you say the same thing to Andy? I was like, oh, well played Tinsley, well played. That was a good pivot, you know?

And Tyrinda's, I know it's very nice to not see Tinsley just taking it from Tyrinda. And do you see how Tyrinda reacts? She kind of like backs off towards the end where she looks just kind of dumbfounded that someone came back for her. So Durrinda's like, that was right, I apologize for that one. And Ramos like, wait, you what? Stop, I hurt something, never hurt before. Rhymona, will you take me back? No, no. I've said I'm sorry. Listen, I apologize. You all the time Ramona Here's a bad joke and they laughed you know what they laughed so actually was it such a bad joke Ramona left the most Ramona laughed the most okay? I mean exactly I thought it was me

Most, okay? I mean, I'm exactly like, I thought it was meme. And Tim's just like, how dare you, how dare you, Narendra? But she's apologizing, okay? She's apologizing, okay, I'm gonna defend her, even though she's been terrible to me, because I'm good, I'm a good person, I'm gonna go to church, okay? She's apologizing, what's what you do in church, guy? So, Willa from Brooklyn asks, Dorenda, what is your issue with Tinsley? I mean, you talk about your charm life as a wife living down the road from Princess,

I had it in Kensington, but then you mock Tinsley for wanting to be a wife and having a family. She's like, Well, I believe half of what I hear and all of what I see and none of what I feel. So that's the way I drink a lot, so that way I can recalibrate all those senses, you know? So this is what I feel, so that's the way I drink a lot, that way I can recalibrate all those senses, you know? So this is what I say. As far as I can tell, Tinsley doesn't even like to princess die, she doesn't even

live near a die store. Get that, that's a joke, it was another joke. People laugh at my joke, okay? And she says there's a lot of stuff that went on, and Tinsley's like, well, what happened was, it's like, uh-oh, down, down, down, here don't hear comes so it's like what happened was after we broke up in Miami We mean to read the gun a horrific fight that wasn't on camera because I told you about Scott Generally giving John some money that you know about

I guess what I didn't know I didn't know and I don't know about that what I mean I know we did a commercial with you Yeah, I don't even and I don't know about that what I mean I know we did a commercial with you You don't even live out. We're talking about you You're just a mission. Yeah, I know definitely to Hillary Clinton. I'm with her No, you felt betrayed and you felt bad and you met a vessel and you're your anger towards me and after all that They've been through I will make it up to you. I promise you sorry sometimes I sing songs by Chicago just to get in the spirit Yeah, she's not true. She's not none of which he she said is true I can never got involved with John's finances and Andy's like so is it because he gave John money She's like no, no, I mean I don't know I don't know

I don't know what and Tim's the his leaning so forward in her chair right now She's like the producers didn't want me to stand the house because you're so crazy that they were worried for my safety You turned on me the moment John got that money. They made you Leave the house and then my mom can't came by and sit now there they are going there with my little teens again to a small My little teens and scratch really lives. I'll be hilarious hilarious I've got video for top of go ahead go ahead and Dorena is just pumping her leg it's like pump pump pump pump pump pump because that's what she does whenever she's corner she just starts pumping it really hard so you called them and you screamed at him and then we see the clip of Dorena in Miami just pacing back and forth and just raging into the phone.

Rage, dude. I have the camera's close up on her face and says, don't you run game behind my back ever. I don't want you to talk to Scott. He's not your friend. So when I say don't do something, you better fucking well listen. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, and they just show Sonya looking like, like scared in the hallway. And then I was like, oh, I remember that oh shit. Yeah, they just show so near looking like like scared in the hallway and then I was like Oh, I remember that phone call we were traveling

Guess who am they just set up? Yeah, I believe that was the morning after you guys were all terrible to me in Miami Absolutely horrible and I went up to my room and I thought I almost have got a drink right now I almost am you're awful to me. I guess I do remember that Well, I've done nothing for you to hate me the way you do you'd tell us in your hatred your obsession Well, guess what I'm getting Marys you can move on now. It's like teens Lee. I hate your life She's obsessed with Wow, that was a She's gone. Wow, that was a twist.

I hate you, man. But that was a twist. And that is a lot. Now, there was someone on Reddit. I saw this morning. I don't think I actually believe this. Oh, Ms. Bravo posted this. Who's great?

You should follow her. We love her. Oh, I thought that she just posted something that she saw. She did. I just saw it on her. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, she's lovely. But the comment was that Dorenda,

like during, I guess that commercial, Dorenda witnessed a physical scuffle between Scott and Tinsley and Dorenda was pissed until John not to take any money from the commercial. I don't remember John being in a cap and whatever commercial. Yeah, they all were what it was couples. It was Carol and Adam and Tyrinda and John. I just don't remember Tyrinda being in that. Yeah, they were like in an elevator or something. Yeah, I remember the elevator.

I just I just blocked John out of the commercial. Because I wouldn't think to have John on a commercial for my product. But the thing is that, yeah, that is the rumor that the person I read it said. So that's why Tyrindo was so mad at John. I don't know, that's a pretty big allegation. I don't know, like Scott being physical with Tinsley. I mean, Tinsley, unfortunately, has said that she's been in abusive relationship in the past, but I don't know. I think it could just be as simple. I mean, I also believe that John may have just asked

out for money. That tracks to me too. Well, I think he was getting paid for the commercial. I think that Scott offered to pay them for the commercial and Dorenda refused and John took that money behind her back. That's what I'm getting from it. I don't know. And then Dorenda got mad because she told her not

to take this money and he did. But about the abuse stuff, I don't know. And then Dorenda got mad because she told her not to take this money and he did. But about the abuse stuff, I don't know that I believe that because that would mean that Dorenda is being kind of standing up for tensly, right? And being like, well, I don't want you to be with someone who's abusing you. So I don't think Dorenda doing that. And also Dorenda so nasty this season

that she would totally use that. She would be like, I saw that guy get physical with you. She would have, I think she would have brought that up. And I also think that like, I actually don't think that if Dorenda saw someone being physical against like, Tinsley, I don't think she would be like yelling at Tinsley. Like she would, if that were the case, then she is like actually being horrific to the victim.

And that's, first of all, that's awful. But I don't, I actually don't think that, I think I can imagine, I don't think Dorenda would do that. I don't think that she would do that. I think Dorenda can get, she gets nasty at people that come for her, but I just don't see her doing that. And so I think that it's, I don't think that this whole, that other storyline,

that other theory is true. I think that it's, I don't think that this whole, that other storyline, that other theory is true. I think that it's just a simple, I like to, John took money and demanded and want him to. And she's like, she's just kind of embarrassed, I think. Yeah, I think so. Or just assuming, maybe she just assumed that, maybe she's mad that Tensley brought it up at all.

I mean, apparently it was off camera, but you know, then it turned into a huge fight and production was there and stuff. So she probably hates Tensley for bringing that up at all. I mean, apparently it was off camera, but then it turned into a huge fight and production was there and stuff. So she probably hates Tinsley for bringing that up on camera and trying to hurt her relationship on camera. So now she's gonna bring all of Tinsley's shit up on camera. That, who knows? I don't know, we'll find out, but it was definitely like,

that was a big surprise. I never thought Tinsley had any tea on anyone. I thought she was just gonna do the same thing. I'm like, I'm happy now. Why did you be happy for me, me happy? But I was like, oh, had any tea on anyone, I thought she was just gonna do the same thing. I'm like, I'm happy now. Why did you be happy when we be happy? But I was like, oh, she brought a major twist. That was huge. And look at these producers not giving any facts.

I mean, the fact that they took that off the show and then put it back on the show is like, wow. I wonder why they took it off the show originally. Maybe they didn't have time to develop that storyline or something, or maybe it was too like off camera. I'm just like very surprised that that never aired, but in a way, I think it was better than it aired now as this like bombshell.

That like we didn't even, Bravo didn't even tease that there was gonna be a bombshell. Normally they're like, and then you won't believe what happens at the end of episode. This is just like, oh, we're just gonna drop a bombshell on you guys. Yeah. Like out of nowhere it's wonderful

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