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Episode Date: May 2, 2019

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What happened to Kevin? Do we know what ever happened to Kevin? Yeah, Kevin got alive. Kevin wanted some privacy and some time with his family, which you know is usually a political way of saying like he did something scandalous, but I don't know if that works the same for drivers. Like I don't know if they use the same political excuses that politicians do, but yeah, he's spending time with his family.

I mean, come on guys, catch up. Haven't you guys been tweeting for years? Second Kevin was gone. I was like, where is Kevin? Is Kevin okay? It's like no one even cared until two weeks ago. People catch up. I just had this devastating realization that I took the time and effort to make myself an iced coffee and I left it in the kitchen and I was like, why am I so tired? Why is why is talking about Bethany not waking me up like usual and I realized my ice coffee. Oh well, I will persevere.

So yeah, wait a minute. Get that recap going, man. No, I'm like, wait, what's happening? What's happening? So Bethany is, she's like, yeah, she's scared off Kevin because apparently he'd no longer wants to sit there and listen to her cry over things like Scotch tape and tennis balls. Well, here's the thing with Bethany. Like she like has legitimate things to cry over. It's just that she always has legitimate things to cry over. Like she's one of those people that's, there's just like a storm cloud over her head, you know, and she's probably a witch and doesn't even know it.

And it's probably just doing like some crazy neurotic New York lady spell like, oh my god, seriously, what's going on? It's like a spell or something because it's always raining shit on her head So I don't blame her for always crying, but damn girl something's always wrong over there Yeah, yeah, well today's a parallel's a Pauline with Bethany are that she actually has to go to court Because she's got this asshole X who like dude Don't you realize no one cares about your storyline anymore stop trying to make it happen okay you're not gonna get the

kid you're a psycho we all hate you we think Bethany is crazy but we think you're crazy or so stop yeah I don't think he wants to I don't think he cares about the storyline as much as he cares about the money yeah he would not be chasing her ass around if she was poor. I'll tell you that absolutely not absolutely not So you want a city of a poor child, you know what I mean nobody. I mean my mom sure as hell didn't Like anyone want this kid How dare you there are some wonderful orphans in history But Oliver Oliver it's like any woman in a musical will know

Annie Oliver at the kid from the Lion King. Yeah, yeah, I'm Life that's literally all care about pepper pepper who was also an Annie's I'm like I can't think of I can't think of any other orphans until you start going into like horror stuff where there's always like a scary orphan But yeah, not a rich orphan. Yeah, not a rich orphan So anyway, so so yeah, so Bethany is like He's just heading to court and she's like, I mean, it's crazy like what what like? Yeah, you know, he's like doing me right now I'm trying to get the custody because she thinks I expose br to like, a drug's like, like, this crazy.

You know, I got a contract with me. I can't even, I can't even do drugs. I can't even have alcohol. It's like, what's going on? What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?

What's happening? What time is it? What time do we go? What time do we go? What time do we go? And Albi is like, yeah, Albi is like the most unreliable witness ever. He's like, yeah, I know that you can't be drinking

and on drugs because I told you the other day, you don't even have time to drink water. I was like, okay, we're not putting you on the stand, I'll be, but thanks. She was like, it's true, I haven't drank in a while in like 10 years, look at me. Look at me, I'm like a dried prune, right? Prune's already dry, I'm already dry.

You're already dry, I'm gonna dry prune. Like I'm first year at the Jason right now, seriously. I'm just, I'm piece of bark, okay, I'm like a dried prune, right? Prune's a rarity dry. I'm already dry than a dry prune. Like I'm thirstier than Jason right now, seriously. I'm just a bark, okay? I'm peace of bark. So then they pull up to the courthouse and I'll be like, there's the guy, but don't worry, he doesn't know this car. And Beth and he's like, oh Jesus, paparazzi.

He's like, what are you gonna do? Like seriously, he's paparazzi. All right, wait for him to look over there. Then I'm gonna put a banana on my head. And then I'm gonna stand by the banana seller. And then he's gonna think I'm a banana. And then he's totally not gonna look at me because look at that guy's not healthy. He's'm gonna put a banana on my head and then I'm gonna stamp out the banana seller and then he's gonna think I'm a banana and then he's totally not gonna look at me because look at that guy's not healthy he's not gonna need a banana and then I'm gonna go behind him and he's gonna be like why is

that banana moving and he's not gonna chase a banana because banana is not famous like bananas have been around for years like seriously like it's a perfect plan so it's not gonna fail it's not like like okay do these days work do you take the ramp between the ramps the CS is there's there that don't send the ramp just in cap I use like a step of every three steps and then take the ramp then the ramp go around them take another second to go up the CS they go down the CS my own MCS shit my I'm upside down a second I'm gonna add what's happening I'm Alvis like sorry but you have to go in the front

door she's like dammit all right all right well you know well what are you gonna do it's like it's a paparazzi like Like, that's what they do. They hit it to get their peace. You know what? I'm a peace. All right, let's just admit it. I'm a peace. He's gonna give his peace.

There's nothing to do to stop it. So I'm just gonna, you know what? I'm gonna give him his peace. All right, that's my charity for today. Here's your peace. I love the irony of like trying to dodge a paparazzi while you're being filmed on reality TV. Like, yeah. Last thing I read, read right now is the camera in my face.

Am I right? Am I right America? Yeah. Well, one you're getting paid for. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. You better pay for those cameras.

Yeah. Listen, we're on Patreon right now live streaming. We're getting paid $2 to do this. Okay. How we paid it? Like, you put it in a webcam in my face and the other time, you better watch out. That's right. Two little dollars. Why is that Shakita banana coming to hurt me?

It's me. So now we head over to some tennis courts. And the first thing I thought of was like, oh my god, these are like the courts that like Ramona and Jules play on and sure enough, who's there? Jill Zaren. Hi, hi. Luan walks in. I'll look at you. You look like a tennis player. Jill Zaren Luan walks in I'll look at you you look like a tennis player Look with respect tennis. This is gonna be so exciting

So Jill's there and of course in typical Jill fashion She's like look at me Jill van the prompt. She's like trying to hold this little jiggy Which didn't she like tried to buy a dog that looked exactly like jiggy, but it grew way too much. And now it's just this like huge, huge fluff ball. I was like, ah, just naturally holding my dog in tennis as people tell. Yeah. The dog's name is bossy, by the way, which I thought was funny and appropriate for Jill's Aaron. Yeah.

I just wrote down it's going to be interesting to see how they haven't improved at tennis at all, which is so true. I was like, God, you guys still can't play tennis. I mean, that was all these years. It's so the way I was like, Oh, I need some tennis. I need some tennis right now. She was like, yeah, I play every day. It's my therapy and like getting back to your point.

She plays every day and still sending my therapy. And like getting back to your point, she plays every day. And still sending those balls out to the left. Well, Jill and I have been friends for 10 years. And most recently, she had to deal with the death of Bobby. And I had to deal with my brush with the law. Like, why are you comparing losing your husband? And the father of your children, the father of your child to like drinking too much and fucking somebody

in somebody else's room, Lou Am. Okay, I know. Like the death of somebody's husband is not equal to your having to eat a ham sandwich one time. Oh, we've had to deal with so much tragedy. She lost her soulmate of 25 years and I had to eat a baloney sandwich. Have you ever had a baloney sandwich throwing at your head?

We the mustard packets, still in it. It was horrifying. I'll tell you who died right that day my dignity She lost her soul mate. I got a whole mate So she lost the love of her life. I I I became a caprice star That's clever face. I gave up one addiction and gained another one to baloney I'm in B.A. now. Melonia nameless. I hope that Luraz's next storyline is she's like a huddle, she's like a huddle sobbing mass in her kitchen just shoving down Beloni slices.

Yeah. Tomorrow I'm taking Victoria to Balonon. It's hard to do with members of the family of Belonio, Belonio, Alex. So, Luan's like, well, look at you, you look fit. And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I've been following you on the Instagram stories. I saw the one where you walked out looking like Bob Restrye,

and now, isn't it funny how Jill could just slap you right in the face And you feel like she's complimenting you I mean of course Luran can take a compliment from anything like the sign turns to walk and she's like I will walk Oh, yeah, look at that man looking at me. Oh, he's blinking. He's blinking. Yeah So nice of New York City to put up a sign just for me! Telling me that all Cabaret stars can walk now! So yeah, Luan's like, Well, these days I'm taking my Cabaret startup national!

I'm playing these crazy stages, like... Something called the Cracker Baray Also known as Cracker Barrel, and then also I will be playing at the Shrukey Shazay. And the... Here I am trying to shade Luann when she's playing much bigger theaters than we are. I know, her, her, her, Cabaret is theater goals. She's playing at the Wilter this weekend and you're gonna see it.

I know. You're gonna see it? No, you're gonna go see it. Oh, I'm gonna go see it. Yeah, I'm gonna go there tomorrow night and she sold out the Chicago theater and here I am making it sound like she only plays like. So, well, here I am playing craze papaya. Ha ha ha ha.

Coney Island hot dog. It's only hot dog stands. I'm up. I'm playing on play video. Snack machine at JC Penney's near here. I'll just be while you're choosing your Mars bar. I'll be singing songs and songs. Yeah, that'll be us at the snack machine. And we will play that snack machine proudly. We're like, we sold out the snack machine everybody. We'll talk about it for five months. We sold it out everybody. Could you imagine if we did a podcast live from a snack machine? We have we have I feel like we have

How's it there been a snack machine around us if not that's a travesty? I'm sure there has been either way. Lohan's like, oh, I'm pinching myself still. Oh Oh That hurt I need a drink somebody get me a drink to oh by the, have you guys heard that Luan failed her you guys it's you been Well, my caprice start them does make me seem larger than I so I just like a few people Then have you heard that Luan failed her surprise? She has to take sobriety test for her role And she failed it and she hasn't been going to her meetings And so the judge demanded that she comes back to Florida for parole and she failed it and she hasn't been going to her meetings

And so the judge demanded that she comes back to Florida for another hearing she's in trouble and her excuse for not going She's like, well, I'm sorry that the cabaret interferes with my meetings. I didn't I did not know that actually Wait, does that mean that like count us and friends is gonna be canceled tomorrow? No, no, no, I don't know. The law can only reach so far. Yeah, good luck. Today let policemen into the well, Dan. It's like the parole officers, like your honor.

We'd like to report that Lwanda LaSeps has not been passing her sobriety test and not been doing her mandatory meetings. So we'd like to formally request that she be given a punishment. All right, and where is she now? She's at a new cabaret show. Oh, well, sorry, my hands are tied.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, but there's a force field around cabaret for cops. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so Jill and the Wann are playing tennis. And this is like one of the major, one of the most epic failures that has happened on this show Which is the cameraman did not get the shot of Jill hitting her dog with a tennis ball

Oh God and when it leaves say she's like oh God, well, I mean that was that couldn't happen more perfectly that dog is terrified Yeah for that dog that's the equivalent of a flying saucer which I'm like I For that dog, that's the equivalent of a flying saucer, which I'm like, I Mean, I've never really seen a flying saucer just corin into someone while they're stuffing the bag, but I guess so Something it normally would have caught in this mouth. So then they're talking after and Jill's like all right All right, I got a question about this sobriety. How are you handling this like you're in my club, Luian? Like how are you dealing with sobriety? And she's like, well, you know, look, I can deal with people drinking. Okay, that's no problem, but I can't do sloppy. I was like, um, Durinda, I'm like, cue the tape.

Cue the tape. I'm gonna kill you all. I felt so bad for Jill Zaron actually, because when the scene started, I was like, Jill looks great actually. and then like after like a full round of tennis I was like oh dear oh dear. It's all coming undone. Well, she's been chasing that dog around She's like I'm gonna have the most relaxing scene of all time. It's like her dogs about to die It all goes to shit. So she's like so Jill has an interesting line of questioning here, which you know Jill is such a shit starter and I love it. Yeah, so Luanne finally brings Jill back on the show

Which Jill is always angling to get back on the show. I mean they said that she was at that angel's ball Which isn't only for cast members obviously, but she was at the angel's ball and kept taking pictures with him and Bravo kept cutting her out They kept cropping her out So Jill is always trying to come back on and Luhan finally brings her back on. And what does Jill do? She starts like ruining Luhan's defense. Because Luhan's defense this whole time is, I'm an alcoholic. It's a sickness, you know?

Yeah, but now she's like, well, I'm a different kind of alcoholic. Some, most people wouldn't even consider me an alcoholic at all. So, I mean, honestly, this parole... I don't think I even needed any more. Bye! Jules, I can't, I never really thought of you as an alcoholic, Lou Ann. I mean, maybe you would have a drink, so... Well, no! You know, not one of those kinds of alcoholic.

I'm a new kind of alcoholic. I'm a Luca-Holic. I'm addicted to singing and music and rhythm. The rhythm of the night, you know how it goes. Glory in us. My friend, Glory in us. like I'm a luka holic. I'm addicted to singing and music and rhythm. The rhythm of the night, you know how it goes. Glory in us, my friend Glory in us. Listen, if being drunk all the time means seeing songs to America, then sum me up for some alcoholism

because that's what I have. Otherwise, no, I don't have traditional alcoholism. You know, it's not traditional. You know, it's hard to explain to people because they don't understand my kind of alcoholism. So I just tell them I'm allergic to peanut alcohol. And you know, that basically, that basically covers it. And she'll say, yeah, what, what I was thinking is like, it's more situational with you,

right? Because sometimes you drink, sometimes you don't, you know, like a non alcoholic. And she's like, well, look, I'm not the kind of alcoholic that would drink at home or hide it. I'm like, Louie Ann, don't you remember when you were trying to dry up like one of these 20 times of the past two years and you opened your fridge and it was all bottles of wine? Do you remember that?

Remember that? What was that before? Not the first thing I thought of. Then Louie Ann gives us the real scared straight moment. She goes, you know a doctor who's very close to me said, you're not pretty when you're drunk. And I said, wow. And he said, yeah, your face changes. And you're not pretty. And you know what? I started looking at pictures of myself. And I saw a face I didn't like and then Bravo as an example of like Luan Like in her drinking times puts up a picture for mug shot. I was

So shady like they could have shown a picture of her like party-ing or something But they're so much shot. I wasn't pretty in my mug shot. It's true. It's true And I feel like that mug shot gets slowly shadier and shadier if the years go on. It's like they're drawing lines onto it. It looks like it's now like it's drawn on Grand Theft Auto. You know, like a comic book version. It's like a sinister, yeah. It's like becoming Clockwork Orange.

I feel like it's like the guy in Clockwork Orange with his little hat staring at you. But I actually, I feel like it can sort of like read whatever you want into that mug shot It's kind of one of the most amazing parts about it like When it like you can read like a smile of triumph you could read like a oh, I don't care It's just another day for the Countess you could read something sinister It's one of the many reasons why I think the way I was one the greatest real housewives of all time. Sorry. I'm sorry Sorry, he's right now. I don't, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, I hate to write that.

I don't care. I stand for Luke. I always will. Okay. There, I said it. So, Jill tells her that she's dating a new guy and she's like, you can really feel the energy when we're together. And, Luke's like, oh, I'm so happy for her. You know, that's basically it for Jill.

She's, yeah, she's basically like, oh, I think that Bobby must have sent this man along for you And then we get this like wide shot that focuses on two balls next to each other, which I don't know felt like it was sending a message It was like Bobby may be gone, but his testicles remain. Oh, I didn't point something out earlier And this is the most random time to point it out to you But and the scene with oh, maybe it's coming up never mind. Oh it's probably I it's probably now with Albee. What would you do? Um, for people who are watching at home, you may have noticed that I have procured my coffee. Isn't this great? Go. When did I even talk that loud? I mean, when did I even talk that long for you to go get it? Did Dom bring it? Dom brought it into the

thing. I was like, if anyone heard, if anyone heard the sound of like subtle keystrokes while you were listening You're like what is that typing in my ear that was me being like please bring me my coffee Yeah, so more live Okay, well then while we're interrupted anyway There's one part where Albi is talking to Bethany in the car and they just saw this really close-up shot of his watch What was that about why why? With are they selling those watches? I don't

know. It was really weird. Maybe it was like, and then they did it again later with Durinda. It was just like some random shot, like a real super close-up of her watch. And I didn't really. Maybe watches are a central plot point in the hustle coming to theaters in the next week. So anyway, speaking of Albi, we do go back to Bethany. Now she's out of court and she wins. I love Bethany wins and then cries. She's like, okay, I want it. Like, you know, like, don't be the, oh, but, no, get a cry.

I gotta cry because I gotta press it. I'm pressing it now. You know what? Like, this is too much. There's too much. I need to let the ass it. Yeah, tires. You know what?

Some people want to buy my company and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to get all this. I, I need a break. I want to do it. I want to get all this I need a break Too much air the tires. This is huge. What a huge tire Well, we like a monster track. It's these tires are so huge like what are we doing? I'm off road Let's let's see me out. Okay, we do need all the say how we don't know see it. Yeah, she's basically like yeah Yeah, I was depressed by people who wanted a bicycle girl and I was like seriously That's mine like why would I sell that that's ridiculous stupid, but then I was like you know charity

Brin this that this trying to try to take what's the matter for a while I mean it's just too much to and I'm gonna sell skinny girl. I was like I like that Bethany can still plug her bit like no matter what is going on she can plug it It's like yeah, that's what's the hardest day of of my life I gotta can't wait to have some skinny girl 100 my 100 calorie packs of popcorn. Oh my god Thank God, thank God we finally with least skinny girls annex. Okay. This is great. This is great So she calls up her business partner. I forget his name Burnt is like gold up Burnt, okay, so so he so he she calls him up and she's like I got a guy with the other guy. I got a guy with up and she's like

I've just imagined this poor guy. He's like why did I ever get in business with It's like how many times a day do you think she calls was named burnt burnt burnt? Yeah, how many times do you think she calls burnt 19 she's crying I don't know how he's my role dex anymore like pom-pom my pom-pom why do I do that anymore no one you know Use the bomb I don't know I got it here. I'm gonna be here I don't know Bird it's not even really burnt on the phone. He just he just changed his voice mail to say it's gonna be okay Yes, he's actually installed an automated process. You call and his voice will pick up and it just silence for five minutes and then it goes, it's gonna be okay. Beer.

Take a deep breath. Just, oh, you know what Bethany, take a deep breath. I am. I'm taking a deep breath. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. can't breathe I'm like man this is what happens you let the air out the tires you can't so next we go to Tinsley and Dale and they're having what they're having breakfast together and feels like is this a mimosas on day I'm what about just have the champagne? Tensies like, mother, I'm not gonna have the

wichers! Oh! Oh! So the waitress comes over and and ends his life. Um, I'm gonna have a Pinocchio. And he'll go, she always gets that with her scrambled eggs.

And by scrambled eggs, I mean, the things that are happening in hovers, if you know what I'm saying waitress I know half of waitress I'm sorry. Did I say she always orders that with her scrambled eggs? I meant she always orders Pino Grisio because of her scrambled eggs Him by right waitress half of double back double back flow Like she just calls every waitress flow double back flow double back like she just calls every waitress flow double back flow Hey, you haven't been at this hard desert. I'm sorry. You ever been to Timsy's ovaries. I thought waitress

So Timsy's like my mother comes to New York to get her hair died You think she's not gonna come see her daughter? The big apple circus making her dreams come true. Oh, she is. So, Dale, Dale's asking if she's excited because daddy will be watching Proudlet from up above. And so, I love that the circus plays such a central role in their family. Such

a hilarious and perfect facet to Tinsley. She mentioned it last episode, but I feel like this episode is really where we see this little girl in the circus thing. She's like a children's book of some sort. I don't know. I think this was Tinsley's big episode I think this was Tinsley's I think this episode was Tinsley's like her master her master class episode We just saw her tragedy Well, if my my dad passed this before me I'm gonna do that every time I'm in a dairy queen or pass a dairy queen because that's like his favorite thing He would take us to get Heath blizzards and stuff and so that'll be my thing

But that not the circus really he used to take us to the circus too, but I'd be like This smells like poop, okay, and where are those where all those clouds coming out of one car? That is so uncomfortable like I was just like too judgy for the circus, you know It's like why are they swinging from ropes? That's so unhealthy. They're gonna die. He wants to die Yeah That's so unhealthy. They're gonna die. He wants to die That's a stupid transportation. Yeah, I was like a little Mickey in the audience get a job get a job Get a job. Get a job. That was that hang it. We're kind of elephant travels around like that. Get a job. Get a job I wanted those elephants. So Tinsley is Yeah, so she feels like the circus is gonna be like a happy dad moment memories of dad and

This is gonna be like a happy dad moment, memories of dad. And Dale starts telling us more about Tinsley's relationship with her father. And she's like, well, Tinsley's father was never an alcoholic, not especially not like the Lewandal sepsons, but then he got sick later on in life. And Tinsley took it as a personal betrayal. I mean, dabbing in I don't have those feelings anymore, we forgive and George, but you know, Tinsley's just a little slow sometimes. Am I right, everyone? Flow is flow here in this interview now.

Oh yeah, flow's like, this is too sad, even for me, lady. This was actually so sad. And I don't know what to even say about it. So then she comes over to Scott, because Dale is Dale's point of view in this whole episode is like Tinsley's yes, her dad passed away and Tinsley still upset about it and there's all this stuff that Tinsley could be crying about but she's saying you're not crying about any of that, you're crying about Scott.

So you're pretending you're okay with Scott, the whole situation with Scott, you're pretending you're this strong woman but then you're crying over everything else. So just say it's about Scott, you know, right. And she's like, well, what the thing? But then she's also like poking her, you know, she's like, so other than that, what's happened other than your father still being passed away, what's happening, Tinsley? Oh, no, what about Scott? You know, the thing about Scott is he seems so interested in you. And that made you so interested in him him and then almost as if the dishes had been done he dropped you like a wet wreck. It's so funny he seemed so interested in you which was a very peculiar thing because

most men aren't and he was and then he wasn't so what did you do in that situation that caused that. She's like there's part of him that wanted to be supportive and really love me for who I am But then he Googled me and he sees that side of me that perfect wonderful side That side of me that's a dog competition And he got ribbons or I don't know coming out and sing the lunatic circus and who can live up to that? Yeah I'm just like, oh my god. Yeah. Fortunately.

So Dale's basically like, well, now that you guys are on one of your breakups, I'm going to talk because if you guys aren't going to get back together, I'm going to say, I never felt like you felt secure in that relationship. I mean, why isn't this guy joyful to be with a darling little girl like you, a little princess who's going to be hosting very poorly a circus experience. If you were truly secure in that relationship then why are you still asking me for red money, Tinsley? That's my question. So Tinsley's like, no he's great, he's great to me but on like in Chicago he's great to be not here you know but like only in Chicago he's really great to

be and she's like they're million guys who think you're fabulous tinsy and she's like he does he does to come fabulous which is like so now once again tinsy's crying in a public space oh my god she's like sobbing again she's like but he did write me last night oh and then she tells us this is my problem with Scott he doesn't wanna but he doesn't let it go either You don't go fishing catching release and then just hold the fish on the boat until it's almost suffocated to death He didn't throw it back Sun you don't hang someone off a trap. Please let them go and expect that they can just rise up again out of nowhere And it's reattached himself to your hands It's called gravity, but he showed me tanks. He was texting the ring guy.

And the wedding ring guy. And the wedding ring guy was the guy of a wedding ring. And he was like, what is this look like? And then he showed me a big text. Was the ring on your finger? Do I need to fly Beyonce in to explain to you how this works? What's a Beyonce?

Listen. Yeah. It means nothing. What's it beyond say listen It means nothing She wouldn't know It doesn't know beyond say it can I order some lemonade please for my daughter? Is that a reference to something or you just really want lemonade? Oh, you poor thing you poor sweet little thing Is that a reference to something or are you just really want lemonade? Oh, you poor thing, you poor sweet little thing. I can't wait till they put some clown makeup on you and I can treat you like a little girl.

Yeah, so the mom's like, yeah, texting pictures of a ring isn't proposing. Dancing, okay. Yeah, it's time to move on. Yeah. At least Tinzie did send the Bentley back, which I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud. That poor Bentley, it was like all excited to have a whole storyline on the show and like showed up for one episode, it was never seen again.

I know, it's like the Barbara. I'm here. It's like a one season wonder that Bentley. Yeah, so then we see, we like move to a Dorenda scene because we see her name on screen everything and we just hear, it's like the scatter to plaza. Is the d'Aurinda just like, did she perform like a monologue at her acting class? Like what's happening right now? So they're leaving the hustle and I was like, why are they showing a movie poster?

That's weird because normally they don't do stuff like that. It's like, we ready to do a movie. But this time it was the hustle. And during this like, I loved going to see the hustle. So hilarious. What a wonderful movie about friends and life who is shivering, but still get along. Yeah, I can't believe that Anne Hathaway.

She's amazing. Wow. And then Sony was like, and look at that rabble wills. She's amazing. Wow, and then Sonya was like, and look at that rabble-wills, and so good. Thank you guys, there's shameless right now. I know, and I felt so embarrassed for them that they had to do this, because, you know, that's so embarrassing.

It's like, like, we just work in Gensie Street. I think I'm gonna eat some dove soap. And then why is Miranda eating dove soap right now? But what was funny was that like okay say some movie they're plugging some new NBC universal movie fine But like it never ended like this this like commercial for the hustle went on for so long and everyone online is so mad But I actually thought it was hilarious because it was so it was so shameless. It was like are you getting me right now? Like I was just laughing and having ridiculous and over the top it was because then they go to lunch so you think okay now they're gonna start gossiping. But Sonya sits down and goes wow that

movie was worth going to the theater for and it was like very relatable This acting coming of Cisco and Ebert, Cisco and Durinda. Yeah, and Sony is like would you take Hannah? But you take Hannah to see that movie and she's like oh well Yeah, of course it's perfect for children adults cousins Sisters, Johns, drag cleaners, non-drag cleaners. They're like okay wrap it up Durinda That's about. He's the king of that movie. He wouldn't think that those two people would get along, but he did. Wow, this movie sounds like it's really breaking new ground in terms of storytelling.

A buddy comedy where they don't get along but then they do. I mean revolutionary. I mean that part where she said I'm too old for this shit. And then she was on me and she was like yeah you know the way that Anne would cry. I just thought of Tinsley and I'm like oh my god now we're gonna compare all the characters from this movie to the characters on this so. I know it's like what is? The crap in the mailbag? So it's just like, yeah, I thought about tensi would cry like that.

And you know, Ramona can bring on the fake tears too when she needs to, and then they insert this montage of Ramona, like fake crying over the years, and I was dying. I guarantee that montage will be funnier than anything in the hustle. Yeah, no kidding. Make a movie out of Ramona crying.

Just make a montage movie okay I don't even care if it's only seven minutes long it's gonna make billions of dollars I only have three photos at one of them is three one of them is Larry Clinton one of them is a photo of a cucumber I don't even know why I took it I think it actually came with a frame okay I'm sorry I'm so sad and then when I'm Morocco where she gets in a fight with Jill and throws herself back on the bed with her hand over her forehead. It's like. And then the one where Beth things like listen, I'm not

Roman, Roman is like, I'm not interested in the waterworks right now. I have no interest in. Roman it just completely stops crying. It's just what you have no interest in water with miss water work city I love that's I'm surprised I never named a sim city creation miss water work city water was I would love to visit there I hear they've got great museums so then son your orders and oh in a way that you can't write for a comedy movie a gay she goes Hmm is this vloglauGro or Fish Talkos?

I'm not putting my glasses on because there are cute guys here. I'll have shrimp and meatballs. It's like who, who, like what? Computer, auto-generated. Sonya's dialogue. This moment. Like, who was tapping on the iPhone to create a sentence? I'm so glad they ordered it so now they can start talking about this movie and

then during the goes and the way back you're a wine doll the time. I was like wait I thought we were transitioning out of this. Dolcey and he's like that reminds me of Tinsley Craig, a manly chemistry and a ring. It's something that's possible, babies. What? What? What? Uh, so that, yeah, so, um, then during this, it's not weird to tinsley can't even call Scott.

And the next day they're broken up, and then she's all fine about it. Isn't that weird? Isn't it weird almost as weird as that time that Anne Hathaway tried to hail a cab and couldn't get a cab for like three cabs? Is it one finely stopper? That's weird as that time that Anne Hathaway tried to hell a cab and couldn't get a cab Like three cabs and then one funny stuff that's weird that doesn't really happen So then they talk about Tinsley and it's funny because this whole episode the ladies are talking about Tinsley You know like what's going on with Tinsley? What's going on with Tinsley? And nobody cares. It's like a bunch of ants

It's like all the steel magnolias, you know worried about Julia Roberts not you know suck them on her candy or whatever Right yeah Would you say oh wait hold on I'm gonna move my my window when I can't see I've got like five windows over You're like you feelers very concerned about Scott You're there's waiting so that we can get on to Fandango to order tickets to the hospital for those who can't see Viewers just sitting on the couch with his head out the window Looking so cute just giving a low rumble like See here with me. Yeah, he's what he's looking now So Dorenda goes you know what when a when a relationship breaks up and gets back together so many things So he's here with me. Yeah, he's what he's looking at.

So Dorenda goes, you know what? When a relationship breaks up and gets back together so many times in the first year, there's a message there. And the message is, GOOOOOOD! GOOOOOOD! Which is another movie that teens like. You know it's like any time you go, think, think, think, because he says, GRIME! You know, it's funny because when you go, think, think, think, because he says, try.

You know, it's funny because when they had an auction that move, you remind me of that time when Jinzli tried to, you know, never mind. So basically that's it. It's like a waste of a scene. Well, what I like, what I like, but very funny waste of a scene to me. Yeah, I like when that Dorendriinda and Sonia declare they're like, you know what? She doesn't think that we have her back, but we have her back. In fact,

we have a back more than anyone else in Sonia's like, we are the best people in her life right now. I'm like, yes. This is terrifying. A group of undermining ladies will tear each other down just to get a better headline in page six. That's the terrifying thought. Yeah. So then we go over to Ramona and Barbara. On their first date. Going shopping. I can't believe this is really happening.

And Ramona's like, well, Barbara asked me to take a shopping. I said to myself, putting it off any longer. Okay, I can't stand to wish stress. Scutting looks crazy. Only right. It's like, you have a looked at the back of potatoes. And you're like, this back of potatoes is disgusting. And then the back of potatoes shows up in a wrap dress.

And you're like, why? Why are you doing this to me back of potatoes? We got to fix something. You look, look, you can't fix the back of potatoes, but you can just put in better outfit, okay? She looks like an entire refactory of workers and one. So she goes up to the, she goes up to the sales lady and she's like, hey, late. All right, here's the idea. This is a new friend. My name is Barbara. She's always busy doing manly things like construction. You know, she has clothes. Just like, steps clothes.

The okay, I mean clothes. Okay, if you're like a street merchant, if you have a, hey, you ever go to a bodega and you're like, what are these people doing? Who, who actually shops at a bodega? And you're like, oh, it's Barbara. That's what her clothes are like. Barbara's like, I'm gonna have to stop at the end of the

Romona, if we're gonna do this, it would be nice to stop at the end of the, she was're gonna do this it would be nice to stop with the end of She was what she said you're very nice close. It's it. I said the great Okay, and then we got a legit Ramona okay. Yeah, she literally said okay So then Barbara, I mean Ramona is such a bitch, but then you know, I have to say Barbara, I'm like, you know what Barbara, you may be losing me now because then Barbara goes up to this like, this stylist and she's like,

okay, here's what I wanna look like, okay. I wanna be call, okay, I wanna be call and I wanna have, you know, I wanna have an edge and be fun because I love rock and roll, you know? Rock and roll, you ever get the lead out? You ever get the lead out? It goes in her eyes. Ding!

And while Ramona and the sales lady stare at her and the Ramona goes, is that a joke? I don't get it. You know, the lead out, let's up. Have you ever get the lead out? Yeah, let's up. The lady's like, that's before my time. Just listen, lead is before no one's time. All right.

It's lead. And then I don't know what song Ramona brought up. Did you? Yeah, I couldn't hear it, it was like she slurred it. I rewound it, but it sounded like snott- running down his nose. I used to do my geometry to that. Yeah, I, that sounded like that to me also.

It's not running down his nose, but I just like, all I used to do my geometry to that, okay? I just love the idea of Ramona doing geometry I just I can't even imagine how she probably bastardized that subject whoa I drew a trap isoid Ramona you're talking about I suck these triangles right now sorry sorry I'm always set you can't rely on a man to draw a triangle for you. You have to draw your own. So here's my triangle, which I call trapezoid. Okay. I love that even though I'm a CEO of a company.

And Ramona's like, yeah, well, we're gonna have some champagne, cause we're bonding. Oh, boy, the way, Barbara, love that outfit. Very nice outfit today. So nice to wait. How's your belly button? Very pretty.

By the way, I think we should also mention that when Ramona said that she used to do geometry to lead Zeppelin she then did like a little dance did you notice that yeah I did it she's like oh I didn't see that so I see you doing your dance because I have my notes open and my notes cover your face unfortunately when I don't have I don't have split windows because I need my notes big because of my eyes Yes, so anyway, so now so yeah Barbara's talking about being the CEO of her company She's like, you know, I'm the CEO of a company and I have a lot of like projects open and the this style is like I have a lot of projects open and the this style is like She's like I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this right now. Yeah, I can't believe this I've to sit here and listen to this woman run us like okay look I picked some things after you bought okay

This one will cover your mid-dreff, which is very important. Okay. This one will cover your mid-dreff as well Also, this is a mid-dreff okay? Mid-ref, whoa, okay. Great, put them on. No one wants to see a belly button, it's Scotsty. Yeah, and so the barber is like, you know, every time, and everything that barber puts on, I was like, whoa, whoa, sorry, I'm sorry, that looks amazing, that looks good.

Finally, we don't have to look at your ridiculous mid-ref. No one wants your mid-ref, your top-miff, your bottom-ref, no one wants any barber-riff, your top-miff, your bottom-riff. No one wants any barber riffs. This is great. You look perfect. You know what'd be great? Why don't we just put in a bag?

We put in a bag, that's when she looked the best. Like a paper bag. We need a bag. Do we have any of those? Do you guys have any drywall? Because the guy Mary, I did my remodel, my kitchen, which is amazing. Learning this technique is called drywalling.

And you just put walls around things you don't like. Maybe we could put Barbara on some wheels and just cover and wall. Okay. Maybe we could just put a sign on her that says look at something else. So that way if you look at Barbara by accident you remember no don't look at Barbara look at something else. And Barbara goes.

Romana is around from around the edges and she can be a real bitch but this is goes, Ramona is wrong from round yet. She can be a real bitch, but this is the nice Ramona. And so she goes to Ramona. She's like, my mother, and you're younger than my mother. I know that you're not my mother because you're younger than her, but she has no filth that she could hurt you with her words. But under it all, I was going to say she's a good person, but let's face it Ramona okay but you know I just have to look at you like that and not get offended and Ramona goes oh well I need to soften my message and then she tells us what Barbara said struck a chord okay because my father was an edited he would say things maybe it would hurt so much feelings so I'm really glad she pointed

that out to me because that's not a good quality I'm like oh the first time anyone's ever pointed this out to Ramona. Thank you Barbara. Thank you Oh my goodness. Let's face it. It's time for commercial break. I'm sorv-y, I'm sorv-y But don't take one. It's gonna be very day-class set. Okay Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident,

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So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So we go over to Luan who is rehearsing for her big Halloween party where and she's like gonna be doing a music video to promote this Halloween party show that she's gonna be doing. And all we see is her on stage going, Sebon, Sebon, Sebon, Sebon. Did you just throw a baloney sandwich on my head?

Get out of here. Sebon. And Sun-Yoon Barbara come and Barbara's like, wow, this is amazing. Did you just throw a baloney sandwich on my head get out of here? And son you and Barbara come and Barbara's like, wow, this is amazing. I wonder what I'm going to get to wear. And there's some like really kind of slimy gay. Sorry, but he is. He's like, hi. Yeah, girls got costumes for you.

Yeah, I was like, fill it from New Jersey. Yeah, you calm down over there. Okay. So then, um, so Luanne starts showing them some of the props and everything and she starts talking like Bethany. She's like, this is gonna be the sickest Halloween party ever. It's so sick. That's my slang now. I came up with it. Sick, sick party. Which I believe a girl's house. Sick, it's gonna be. I mean, this is gonna be a big sick party with lots of alcohol made out of peanuts unfortunately. So here I am, just being a professional.

You know me, just professional, Luan. And then they're trying on these props and Luan puts on like something that like covers your face and like chain link, not chain link, but like chicken wire almost. And she's like, look at me, I got a statement face. And that's a beautiful face because I'm sober because when I drink I have an ugly face. And the guys like we're taking your pictures. Sexiest ladies of life. So just give us a pose with you.

And Sonia's like, how much of my needs do you want to see? I'm like, Sonya, you're in a mini skirt. What are you gonna put on a shawl like a blanket? Like, what are you gonna do? And he goes, it's much as your comfortable showing. And he says, well, I'm comfortable showing everything. It's as much as your comfortable seeing. I'm like, listen, this is not a photo shoot for Vogue.

So everyone just relax. Okay, that's for a flyer that people can be walking on on 6th Avenue. Yeah, Vogue means the Mies edition. So then we go to BB endeavors, which I guess is Bethany's company. I don't know, but for me, of course, I always think of Big Brother. So I'm like, imagining Julie Chen's going to be in there. And so Bethany walked first. But first, whoa, but first, okay, sorry.

So, so, Anthony walks in and we meet her two new interns. Their names are I look hideous and I have adult acne. She's like, I look hideous, I have adult acne. I look hideous and I look at what's going on. What's the matter, what's happening, what's happening? What's talking about? And so she's like, yeah, look at me. I got a pizza face. The facial is told me look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my Hey, look at my face. Stop talking to who you talking about, okay? What's the matter? Go get look at my face, okay? You know what?

Like I just had a facial and my skin's the worst it's been in 10 years, okay? Like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you know what it is? It's like a fruit roll up, okay? A fruit roll up, but like skin, okay? Look at my face. I'm so lucky to not have that problem,

like that stress acne problem. I have stressed muffin top problem. And you know what? It's not the best either, but it's more fun than hers. You know, at least I get the joy of the eating part right yeah I don't know if I think I have stress acne but I don't I used to have like really bad skin before I came out of the closet and then it's sort of when I used to get pizzans all the time too I used to like have the sweatiest armpits and then I came out of the closet and stopped so I think that like I did have some like low level like like internalized stress

that would come out in discussing ways. Whoa, it's good to come out the closet. Can you try it? Oh, it's okay. So they're here to have a meeting with Burnt and he walks in and he's like, yeah, Burnt and what's him out in. He's like, everything's gonna be okay. I'm saying, all right, but you know, like you see, because I had not seen skinny girl and then I had another offer And I was like I don't want that offer. I don't want that offer, but I'm stressed out look at my face look at my face Brink I'm something out of my company cuz what's face, but I'm gonna have control over this face right so this I'm so gonna be the face of the company not to piece of face of the company because I'll be less stressed So it'll be my old face is that this company is that right brant?

How can I be the face of the company if I look like this? What's what skin antennae is okay? Look at my face look at my face Hey look at my face coffee come on come on look at my face. I'm a burnt. I got into the air on tires Look the air tires. We got with the tires and what is the air and why is it too much air in that tie? I got a new product Hundred calorie pizza face, right? I got it. All right. Get it on bird. Give it a shot. I can't live like this I can't live this like this like too successful I can't and then she's like listen Burnt I just want you to make this deal happen. Okay. I just want like a big pile of money and then like it cuts to Wasa matter the assistant like uh-huh like I can I can't pay for electricity She's like I I can't I can't afford rent. I'm living with five people in the one bedroom

I have my money Bethany My blankets are the old you know ruined skinny jeans or whatever the skinny jeans It didn't turn out right. They're just like piles on top of work Yeah, for what happened on my face. Yeah In a box that says skinny girl on it So basically this scene is methanie, you know, it's another like, oh my God, look at where I came from and where I'm now.

It's sick, like it's crazy, it's nuts, it's like sick, it's nuts, it's crazy. Like one time I was in a grocery store and I was selling like big goods. They show where the grocery store and some like, she's like, you wanna try a Skinny Girl? And the old lady's like, do you know what the roadtisserie chickens are?

She's like she's the Christ in the meat and then shows her that's in the meat and the chickens over there like what am I like? What am I mr. Shopwright? What's going on here? Like what what work city? Okay, this is what happens so Yeah, it's definitely like a Bethany has come so far seen so So now we go over to the Big Apple circus and Dale is just at, there's like a bar at the circus apparently. And so Dale is there and she's, and the bartender makes some cocktails.

Uh, now what is that, that you just might over there? Is that what you call a grandchild? I don't know what that is. He's like, it's grenadine, Dr. Pepper, sugar, um, chewing gum, life savers, peanut M&M's with an umbrella and half an ounce of vodka. She's like, that sounds cute. I'll try that.

I have one of those. So the gangs start showing up. Ramona's there. Durinda, John, Sonia. Sonia skips up to the tent. It's like her opening credits walk. So they all show up. Dale, by the way, is wearing the same dress that Tinsley was wearing at Branch, which I think is hilarious. I just love their strange relationship. Their strange, codependent dysfunctional relationship. Yeah, because Tinsley does wear crazy dresses dresses and it's fun to hear somebody at least acknowledge it because someone goes, uh, who has it?

I think it was Sonya who's like, Dale, you look like a child. Why are you dressed like that? It's a dress dress. That's why sometimes I try to get into the mindset of my crazy daughter and I thought, maybe if I wear a strange doll clothing, I'd understand her a little bit more. I'm just trying to dress like a tensileist emotional level right now. Just made a poopy in my pad pad. Anyone?

Anyone? Anyone? And then so and just starts, of course, Sonya is scanning the room for guys. So she goes, what is it about the circus that brings the cute man out? I'm like, is that a thing? I don't know if that's a thing, so. Yeah. Sonya says not every, she's like, oh my god, what is it about crosswalks?

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They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. What is it about a homeless shelter that just brings out all the studs? How much does someone say almost? So, what I was going to say about Steepinson, yeah. Oh yeah. Anyway, she's like, yeah, what is it about the circus? And then they show the men and it's like, it's one of the circus guys who has like giant face, you know, in movies, how giants have weird faces.

And then he's just twirling around the jacket behind his head. I'm like, wow, what an odd trick for his circus. To be fair, Sonia probably thinks in many places she goes to as the circus. She like walks into Chipprianne. And she's like, oh, the circus is back in town. This is great, great job.

Oh my God, you are wonderful. It's like, man, you are applauding the code check. Isn't he so talented? You know, you're born with that kind of talent. Wow. The way you just trained that bear to go on a little bicycle, it's like, ma'am, we're at a red lobster. Yeah. So all the, all the aunties are standing around talking about how great Tinsley is lately now that she's rid of Scott and during this the care she finally realized like, well, Wilson, she's just in the scene still. You know, I really think that the reason she changed is because she decided to pretend she's blind for a couple of things. He fell asleep.

Yeah, you know what? Now that she's gotten rid of Scott, she seems light as a feather, almost like in her thaw ways acting. What a genius, her shag. The hustle. And Tim,

he's like, um, I've got a chance. I'm gonna get my cat. It goes a little girl. So then, so then Sonia goes up to, they just start showing quick clips Shaking me can't get those little girls So then Sonia goes up to they just start showing quick clips of the star guests, you know This is going on here that's going on there and then they show Sonia walk up to the stilt lady and she's like oh, yeah She's like helping the stilts of the stilt lady like Sonia you're putting people in danger at this point I know

So it is a sort of person that like one in one in the guys, going to knives at the woman who's like, the spiraling around. She just like walks in the middle, be like, hi, am I interrupting? And like, my F goes by her face. Whoa, he's got certainly aggressive. That's pretty hot. So, so Tinsy is getting into her costume.

And so now she's like, let's like this old, I don't know how you describe it. It's like, she has the pink sort of like fuchsia circles on her cheek, it looks sort of like baby doll, like Mulan Rooji. I don't know what you call it, but it's like the most appropriate look Tinsley has ever had.

It's baby Jane, it's Betty Davis and whatever happened to baby Jane, which is like the queenest reference, but it is so true, especially when she starts crying at the end and her makeups all seem to be here to my face. Oh no. Perfect. So, Tins is getting to a costume

and the guy from the gay bachelor is there doing her makeup. And she's like, she's having anxiety from like her microphone because it keeps like, it's supposed to be like, by her mouth, but it keeps down the down. Like, my microphone! Oh, man! Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. First I have to memorize the line and then I have to worry about this. I have to hold my microphone. It's like there are people there who are like doing the tango with tigers. Yeah, I think like Let's put this into perspective She's like I'm can't leave more to more to my your guest sweet master This is more master of the rip is a master ring or my or a master of the rip. Is it mastering or a mo- re-

re- the mic just fell. Oh my god, they're trying to make- This is a mormer and my eggs. Wait, no, that's not right. They're trying to make this a scene from ER, but it's really just a scene from like, er.

Er. Er. Er. So, um. So the show begins and like, Tensley comes down in like a hoop, you know, and she's like I'm dizzy. Oh The girls are screaming and yelling in the audience from among us like oh my god. Oh my god This is intense. She's like I was like sparkling tights. She's putting sparkling tights. What is this circus? Oh, I get it.

This is almost as impressive as that time yesterday when Barbara spent five minutes without showing a belly button. Whoa, this reminds me this one time. There's a little girl and I was like I want to go off to the circus and Jolene Parsmith said whoa, this is the first thing I'm gonna prove on because you're such a clown And just day I've always wanted to get into a car with a hundred different marios that I call clowns. Okay. Sorry. Sorry I'm doing that server here Thank you for coming! And like she walks off and was like that was literally all you had to do. Everyone's like, she's doing it! I'm trying to go, damn, what an amazing happy job it is!

Yeah, we're so inspirational! Yeah, but Dorenda's so jealous because she apparently loves the circus. She's like, honestly, I was expecting aed little bit more like a little bit above. You know, if it were me, I would be like, I'd be like, I'm here. I'm here. Nice. And you get out of my tent. This is my tent. So, Tensley's like, well, did my job. So now I can do sit there and enjoy the show and get shit faced. So she starts, they just show a montage of tensley just getting more and more shit faced.

Yeah. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Sonia just like out of nowhere just finds a baby. She's like, oh, I'll take this and she just takes a baby and like the father's like, um, I think she shat herself. Oh, you know, how do my poop? I mean, so basically your daughter's name is Doniana Jitney Both right Like I've got poodles that poop like a cat's a poop. I got my own poop problems

I mean my townhouse was covered in bitch and shit. This is nothing. I was married to a 90 year old. I'm fine with poop So they're all they're all watching the circus. Tinsley's getting drunk. And at one point, there's like, we see this trapeze artist. And like, there's like a guy on the trapeze and he's holding a girl. And he's like dangling the girl over the crowd. And Dale goes, hey, that's Tinsley looks like she is

So pretty. Clearly not. Neither of us have had advanced trapeze training mother. Oh my god. And then Ramona, typical Ramona is like, I gotta go. I gotta date. Ramona, how many, is Ramona even telling the truth? You have to date every five minutes. No, I was starting to believe yeah

Ramona is getting home because she just started watching lost you know I know gotta find out what happened to the smoky monster face. Yeah Ramona's like listen, well, I saw the thing with the hoop and that was it It was over some leaving I have a thing. I saw who I saw who I came down in the hoop What else you want me to watch? Okay, and Dorendi goes what a bitch as she leaves I know so then and like the shows continuing on and Dale's like giving she's Dales having great time She keeps giving standing ovation and she's like giving, she's, Dale's having great time. She keeps giving standing ovation. And she's like, stop, stop. And she's just like angry at her mother right now.

Like she is regressing before our eyes. And it is so amazing. Cause as you said, the fact that it's like, she's in this baby doll dress is like, that's why I think this was so iconic. Cause we're gonna look back at about the time that Tinsley Mortimer dressed up like a baby doll and then had a full

lawn meltdown at the circus. Did you notice Durinda? This is all going on with Tinsley and then Durinda leans over to someone she goes, I spilled my wine. Can we get more, like she's wasted, you spilled it, you spilled it down your throat. It's like for them and they're always there. They're always did. They're always did. Then someone's one of the one of the sort of clown type guys has the brilliant idea of bringing Sony out into the ring. So Sony's like, I don't know what's going on,

but I've got no lap full of shit on me. And I thought, why not show it to the world? So he pulls her out. And then she's just having a great time. She's like doing summer assault and squirting water in his face, et cetera. And, um, Durinda, I don't know if you noticed this, Ronnie. Durinda was so into Sonia's vignette because she was like, yeah, he said one point. He's directing it. Well, because the clown was, the clown guy was like sitting on a bench and then Sonia was next to him, like in a chair. And like he like drinks some water and spits it out and then he gives Sonia some water to or he takes the water he splashes on his face and so then he gives it to Sonia and like yet we're all anticipating that Sonia is gonna like splash on her face and

you see it's gonna be like no don't do it don't do it no I can't see it I can't watch she's like Sonia throw it in his face Sonia throw it in his face she's like, show me a throw it in his face. She's like directing from her. She's directing from the audience. Oh, and Sonja spits it out in her face and during this, like, that was good. That was good. I was, I was, that was good. Throw it. That was great. Billy, you know what? I should tell it. I will have been better but that's a talent. There's a talent. It's a lot better than just coming down on a hoop You know, I'm saying. Oh, I'm sorry. She's that in seawater right there I'm then tensly. He's all upset. She's like I mean

Sonia is just shocking because like she was just called up on stage She didn't have time to practice and then she was great and like she just stayed out there was great like just made like I can't do that and like she just stayed out there, it was gray, and like just made, I can't do that. I can't. And then Sony comes back and deals like, you were fabulous. I mean, you have no embarrassment. You are totally shameless.

I'm so proud of you, son. Just a shameless shameless trumpet. And she tells us, tenseless part was much much shorter. And then Sonya came out and did a 45 minute set by Monique. I'm not really sure what happened, but it was great. Tisley was fine.

I'm proud of Tisley, you know, getting out of bed in the morning, the way she did. You know, it's like when you're watching an intro and walk across the desk, you think, listen, I could get across that desk and have a second, but it takes that inch when all day, I'm proud of that. And we got to look at everyone for what they can do. And then we get another clip of tens of just getting more and more wasted. Yeah. And then so nimble, less thing in Acrobat. And he's like, over the edge, she's now doing the, you don't touch the fucking Morgan letters pose,

but she's like doing it suggestively onto his ass. She's like, you don't touch the acrobats. You don't touch the Morgan bonbons. So yes, she's using him. And she's like, stop gooseing him. Sonia shameless. And then Sonia's like falling over the ledge of the three or the ringer whatever. So Dement is like, I think he's trying to go. Hey, right? We had a lot of

champion and people who dress in very tight clothes. This is a really good can't, though. Okay. So she takes everybody out of there. Sonya goes. Sonya goes, I'm leaving this bitch. out of there. So many girls. So many girls. I'm leaving this bitch. You're at the circus. Yeah, so now it's Dailin Tinsley. And now this crazy, crazy scene on Feral's, which like said so much about Tinsley and Dale and their relationship and how like, well, so basically, and their relationship and how like well so basically Tinsy is wasted now and and Dale's like Tinsy with the oh one word that you said at the beginning of the show that everyone forgot You were fabulous and daddy was here to watch you and Pretend to smile at your fabulous fabulous moment and she's like

Well, I feel like you didn't like it. I'm doing good job. Like, I feel like I need your approval or something. And I don't even know why it just tends to be your four to three years old. I know. And it makes me feel like an idiot. I mean, you're a provost. She starts having the breakdown. Before we even go too far, oh, go ahead.

I only mentioned that your four to three just because we're on television. People need to know that you're running out of fertility. That's all. Oh She's like And then tell us like well, do you know what if you need my approval, teens it then you've gone it you were Abulous teens leave like no, I wasn't like what's like, what are you talking about? Now stuff this right now, young lady. And she's like, but I'm a Muslim. I can't, I don't do anything good enough for anybody. She's like, this is not about me, tinsley.

This is about your boyfriend, who I just brought up a couple of seconds ago in front of your friends and made a joke out of to make you look like an idiot. Now still, it's not about me. He's thought about it. I could have been joking about something totally different. For example, I could have joke about your work life

if you'd ever had a job. Yeah, at this point, Dale is like trying to be like happy and carefree for the cameras, but also trying to be like, like, if you've not stopped crying right now, we are turning the circus background and going home okay okay jeans like oh it's just that I'm in a bow I'm in the circus it's everything a little girl would want but I couldn't be more depressed I couldn't be sad or I was like I

it was I felt so bad because like it was such a sad moment but I was like, I felt so bad because like, it was such a sad moment, but I was like laughing this entire scene. I felt so bad. I felt like a terrible human being, but it was hilarious to me. I didn't feel terrible. You're 43. Grow the fuck up. Who starts sobbing and yelling at their mother, like in public, in a fucking baby doll dress?

Like what is wrong with you? And I get that her feelings are natural and everything she's going through I get that she's sad and I don't blame her for being sad but it's not like it's the first time that Tim sees like sobbing in public and like getting you know antsy with her mother it's like well up dude Jesus this is Kyle Richards takes note this is what happens when you let your child sleep in your bed for all time. Yeah perhaps yeah so Dale is like look at all my shoesies! Look at all my shoesies! Dale's like, are you sad about your boyfriend? It's not me, I know you, it's not me, I know

you're not sad about me because mother does everything correct, doesn't mother do that? Yes mother, that's what I thought. You have my approval again. Listen, are you sad about your boyfriend? And she's like, she like, she's like, I'm just, I'm doing all these things that would make me happy like having pink circles on my cheek and wearing a bow and pretending a little boat peep and I'm miserable. I'm fucking miserable. Don't curse do not care This is the circus. This is a place for You just got on my microphone So she's like I think you should just be finished with the whole scoff thing This is ridiculous. Tinslay said but I've been for so long to be in a place

I want to share with him. It's fun to share with you But I don't want to share with you. I want to share with them I hope you whoever you find out find a shared with I hope they own a pair of wonderful shoes that's the top as new wife made cuz those things are come for a tub bowl listen tinslet stop looking at the negative look at the positive you got to be asked to be part of this wonderful circus You know what and you were wonderful Tinslet you this this basically means you're on the same

Same level as as a bear or a seal with a ball on his nose or a lady with a beard Isn't that wonderful tinslet? and Then we get to the real thing we get to Tinsley crime because Scott didn't come. She really wanted Scott to come. And then Dale tells us, she's like, Scott's not here. He didn't come. If he wanted to watch it in the circus, he would have been here. He doesn't now get over it and move on, Tinsley. And then Tinsley's like, yeah, so, and Tensey's base is like, If I'm gonna feel sad after the circus in a big bow in a big poofy dress with glittery tights,

then I'm really sad. Yeah, I like that. That's like her life's goal. It's a, the circus in the big bow on a poofy dress. Yeah, and then her mom tells her, I think what she needs to hear, which is, listen, there's people who have really shitty lives and terrible things happening all around them. And you don't like cut the shit. Like you're some rich girl in a circus. You know, one was the last time you had a job, stop your fucking crying. Close your eyes and tell God you appreciate it. Shut the fuck up. And people are so

mad at Dale online. They are so mad at her. They're like, she's a monster. What? I don't know, but I'll say as someone with a difficult mother and someone who's also 43, you don't get to just cry your whole life and blame your mother for everything I'm sorry, okay? Things happen.

And I'm not saying just get over it, but I'm saying for a chance to still be having a fit in public and sobbing is ridiculous and Dale gave her some very good advice, which is. Yeah, like grow up, grow up. Yeah. People, but at the same time though, Dale does continue to perpetuate this relationship of like you're a little girl and I'm the mother, which is like why Tinsley always feels

like she needs to have her approval. Because at the end of this, they're hugging because Tinsley's having a breakdown. She's like, I'm not okay. I'm not okay. And meanwhile, we should mention there's like tons of people around them at the circus just like watching them. I'll just watch them. She's like pulled off her bow and she just looks crazy.

So that day I was hugging tinsies. She's like, you're my little girl. You always bit my little girl. I'm like, well, you wonder why she wants your approval as your little girl. I mean, she's- Well, it is her little girl though. Like I don't mind the dynamics of, you know,

it's not really their dynamics or anything. It's just a fact that Sinsley is sitting there sobbing in public over some fucking guy because he was rich and that was like her next launching pad. And that's, I think that the ladies are right on that. That she's just like, she's been looking for a rich guy to take care of her. She found one to fit the bill.

That doesn't make a guy feel good that's dating you. You know, how about are there any qualities of him that you actually like besides the fact that he can take care of you and fly you around and take you on vacation? Right. I mean, it's not even that I think that she's looking for a rich guy. I think that she wants a Prince charming. She wants.

She wants. Yeah. Yeah. So like rich is part of it. But when you say like a rich guy, it almost implies that she's like a gold digger I don't think she's a gold digger. I think she I mean, I don't think she's a gold digger in the trashy way But I think she wants like the she wants like a successful guy Who is like handsome and she's like a princess and they have a wonderful wasp, you know, life together and I think the thing with

Tinsley is you know, why is she such a tragic figure is that like, you know, she was the It girl in Manhattan for like many years and now she's like in her 40s and she wants a baby She wants a family and she's sort of seeing these dreams sort of start to dissolve around her which and like and knowing that she was like this hot thing and now she's like sort of like in her mind behind the curve And she she's like holding onto the stream of a Prince Charming It's like very sad and the fact that it culminates with her in like like a little girl dress With dolly makeup is just like I don't know. It's like it's so perfect Absolutely amazing and this mother who's like scolding her,

like she's like seven years old. My God, Dale was my hero. And I know that that's gonna piss people off because I was reading comments about it. But I thought Dale was all areas, give her her apple, okay? Make her, make her the president of everything. I don't care. Like come leave my lot, be my landlord, my boss.

I don't even care. Be care. I love you. And also like her daughter's crying in her arms. And like I thought Dale would did a really good job of being comforting landlord, my boss. I don't even care. Be care everything. I love- And also, her daughter's crying in her arms, and I thought Dale would did a really good job of being comforting, but also stern. Like, don't stop making a fool of yourself right now. But also, she was saying she was approved.

She loved her, she thought she was fabulous. All that stuff. I thought Dale was great. Yeah. Well, that brings us to the end of another. Really housewives of New York, we actually have to run because we're gonna go see Amy Phillips today over it serious Whoa, right. We'll talk to everyone later. Bye everyone. Hi Hey prime members, you can listen to watch our crap and add free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today

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