Watch What Crappens - RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh

Episode Date: July 27, 2019

"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my God. And I needed it. Did you see how far I walked? Yeah, we've never walked through like that. God, I'm like literally exhausted right now. Okay, that was a very long way. Can you guys tell me if I do this correctly? How are Yins all doing?

Yeah. I've been trying to just make that into a sentence all day long and nobody's responding. It's true. I think because I do it like, how are you doing? And they're like, what the fuck are you? Like, Allah. I am personally very excited to be here in Pittsburgh, because I've never been here before. And I've wanted to come here, because this is true story,

in fourth grade I was playing Sim City with my neighbor, and he were designing a city, and he's like, let's make it like Pittsburgh, because it has all these bridges, and it's really cool. So Sim's fourth grade, I really wanted to come here. You guys have a fuck ton of bridges here, what? It's a lot. It's a lot of bridges.

Wouldn't the settlers just be like, there's too much water here. We drove on plenty of land to get here. And last time we drove together, it was from somewhere where there were a lot of Bible places and then a lot of strip clubs. Missouri. Yeah, it was like a Bible billboard and then like a stripper. And then it's like,

Turnover for some porn. Yeah. And that was very sad we didn't get any. There are a lot of real estate people, but you guys even know who Jesus is because he's not on your billboard. So. Yeah.

How do you even Bible here? Yeah. We're like, where are the Bible billboards? Always saw billboards for yinling and whatever else. Because you know what? I was like, what? See? It takes time for me to learn a new language. Okay.

It's Pennsylvania talk. So I wanted to tell Ben that I was waiting like it's a huge surprise. It's not. I saw a clip from the view today. It's not a huge piece of news. I've not watched a view in so long, but this one was real house-less in New York. So I'm supposed to do it on Facebook. First of all, Joy is still a rank bitch. Which thank God. She's crazy. I'm sorry. And now she hosts it. I guess she's like the bar of the walkers, which is how we...

Only when what B is like off for the day. Oh, oh, oh my God. Yeah, Friday. Yeah, okay. Who are watching the view, by the way, so we know? Okay. Yeah, so Joyce is still like this. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like the female Jo Junai.

It's like someone who cares, who cares? Who cares? So what? So what? So they have Anna Navarro on, who's apparently a news correspondent. Don't watch it. Don't care. Don't want to know the world's great. Everything's going great. No, we're all, by the way. Anna Navarro is on there. She's like, well, I went to this party. I don't know how to imitate her. Sorry, I just talked to you a second.

In my mind, that's how Anna Navarro talks. I was like, hey, so, it's like, it sounds like Bernie Rubble. Hey, man, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, going after Beth and me, so I'm like, gas bitch, you know. So she's apparently stupid, I don't know. But Anna DeVar was like, oh, I was at Don Lombard's party, and Sunny's like, oh my God, I was there too.

Oh, that's right, you were there, I forgot. And I was like, what a bitch is Sunny in here. Yeah, wow. I love a bitch named Sunny. It's like sunshine. So she talks about being at this party and her husband had to sit next to the countless Louan. And so, wow.

She's like, yo, so Fred, my husband doesn't like when I watch the house lights. You know, he thinks it's stupid. And then Megan McCain, who's like super serious because she has a bun. Yeah, I guess that's her thing. She's always there. Have you ever noticed, she's always there with a piece of paper and staff? Like, according to the data, 45% of people

watch the real housewives, how do you respond to that, Anna? Yeah. I'd like to speak to your manager. I have a bun, you know, fucking Megan McCain. So Megan McCain's like, this is crazy. It's like shut up. OK, so then she tells this story about how the husband didn't know who the countess was.

But the countess just kept going, capy-ray, capy-ray, capy-ray. I love capy-ray. I love capy-ray. And so the husband gets in the car wherever with Anna DeVar, and he's like, mommy, he's like, since she starts thinking Spanish, so she got to see this whole clip.

And I'm like, that was a really great clip or whatever. And then Joy goes, the clip ends with Joy going, he calls you mommy! The last joy they are. The last joy they are. I just love that Joy Bayhart is still so fucking joy Bayhart. Look, that's all she can concentrate on. And-

Joy's your mommy! What does mommy, mom? What is that? That was another Real Housewives tie-in? Because remember that fight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who that lady was like, Boppy and kind of like, who would call their husband their father?

I am just sad. Ha-ha-ha. Well, with that being said, welcome to Watch What Happens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just loved to watch. This is very special because not only did we watch the view, but we also are very privileged to be able to recap the final episode of the season of Real Housewives of New York tonight. Oh my god. And who knows, it might be the final episode

with this specific cast. It's real. I know. I know. Broadway is like a dust buster, just picking up housewives. You never know who's going to be cast in Les Miserables or Chicago or you never know in a little spaceship called Andrew Lloyd Webber is gonna suck somebody up. I'm sorry Andy Cohen. I'm not available for shooting. I'm gonna be in Cab Raster on the roof

You might have seen me in the trailer for cats Countess on the roof. Oh my God. If I were a rich man, what do you mean I can't sing? I'm tabia. Curtain rise, curtain set. Well, that's her Mona's contribution to Broadway. My one woman show, it's called, whoa, come on stage and I say, whoa.

And every's in the audience, I'm like, everyone, look, give it up for my best friend, slash daughter, if. That was another headline today, Ben showed me. Fade Dunno Way gets fired from one woman show. Yeah. She didn't get along with the cast. My one woman, what?

That is such a Ramona move. I'm like mad at Fade Dunaway for pulling a Ramona, because that's for Ramona too. Mad at Ramona. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah.

Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona the universe, okay? There's only three planets, okay? A small planet with a line, a larger planet with two lines,

and a medium sized planet with a straw. Like that is not what Lily Tomlin wrote. It's called signs of intelligent life from the moon. Like, why do we ever cast remote into something that's that intelligent life? Okay, so we open mid-fight, cause it's reunion part three. Oh! Isn't it amazing how another reunion comes on a show I'm not even on, I'm done betraying!

Oh! Oh! Isn't that weird how I can feel sorry for Lisa Vanderpump even on shows she's not on? Yeah. I also love that you have adopted a corpse pose. Like she had just rose from a dad like, oh, I have to speak.

I was recessed dated by Dr. John Cessa. The mommy Lisa, the end of one pose. OK, so we start mid-fight where they're fighting about how long Louanne has stayed in rehab. Which is just hilarious to me. Because Luan, Beth, he's like, you didn't even say 21 days of me, and you didn't even say 21 days of me. It's like you watched that movie 28 days and then stopped it halfway through.

Like, what's up with that? He didn't even give it enough time to become a goddamn zombie, so we ain't, right? Yeah. He ain't even given enough time to become a goddamn zombie the way in, right? Yeah. I stayed 20 minutes of 37 days minus one train going six miles the opposite way of a freeway. The 72 miles, Prala.

Do the math on that bitch. I said Ramona starts a weighing and she's like, whoa, you didn't even do the first month. Okay, it didn't even work. The way in just goes, don't talk to me, Miss Pina Grigia. It was like the entire reunion, like Bethany is just trying to like, I mean, Luan's trying to smooth things over like Dorenda and Bethany, and then Ramona just keeps

piping up and Luan's like, shut up! Shut up Ramona! No one can't apologize to Ramona, quiet, Ratsaville. Yeah. Over there. Guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt this recap. No one can't apologize to Ramona Quiet, Ratsadil. Yeah. Over there. Guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt this recap. James Dean is staring at me from the hall.

Is that James Dean painted on the wall back there? What the hell? It's James Dean, right? I think it's Barbara. God's not depressing it on his Barbara. Same outfit. It's James Dean today. Had James Dean just like kept going going James Dean just ended up Barbara

You could come in you're so good maybe it's DJ James Kennedy instead By the way husbands were so sorry you're gonna be here now. We're already off the rails completely He's gonna last forever? It's be five hours. So Ramona said, I don't give a shit, the man, kay? That's your mother, babe. You like, you laugh, you can't do it. You talk, shut up the way I don't give a shit, kay?

I don't have an alcoholic problem, okay? And Lorraine goes, leave me alone, give me a break. Leave me alone. Give me a break, give me a piece of that copper bar. Hit it boys. No, I'm not gonna give you a break, okay? Because I think you're still drinking right there.

Set it, set it, set it, set it. I think you're still drinking, okay? Not drinking on the it, set it, set it. I think you're still drinking, okay? Not drinking on the side. I like to drink right in front of me, okay? Quiet. She's like, thanks for your support, nutty food. You know what? You don't leave rehabilitation after just two weeks, right?

Take it from home with the back. The first time you stay for one month, okay? The second time you leave after fucking three months, that means you have a problem, okay? The third time you do five months, the fourth time you do seven months, the fifth time you do eight months, and the sixth time you get it Ramon, you can count. I left after 20-something days. I remember very specifically. I think I tried something called coffee around that time.

So black liquidy stuff. We were just talking earlier. Remember when Louand did know what coffee was? She had to go to the coffee shop by the rehab place and she's like, Oh, take a... Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.

Coffee. In Asadede, coffee, please. Yeah, so Ramona's like, well this means you've got a problem. And Leuand just goes, you're my problem now. Shut up. Just swatting at Ramona. Ramona doesn't care. Every time Leuand snaps back at Ramona. Ramona doesn't care. Every time Looanne snaps back at Ramona,

she just goes like this. Ramona? Ramona? Yeah, we're like into housewives' shrugs lately, because obviously Beverly Hills, they have Camille, who's like, and then Ramona does her own shrug. Like, she does the shrug dance when she's like, I'm sorry, it says something terrible. She's like sorry. Yeah

Then sorry, it's a set it And then she looks away like they're spinach and some of the Something when I'm like I don't have to listen to your Ramona And Ramona's like I don't give a shit, okay? You fell, you sell it, you fell to children, and you fell to sell. Like, Yes, it's called being a cast member on Real Housewives. So Andy's like, so can you see how the women didn't think

you were taking rehab seriously? When you left to do cabaret, and then the land's like, well, you know what? That was, you know what that was? That was in July. You know what it is now? It's May, okay? So you know how long that is that I've been sober?

That's eight months, that almost not, that's almost five years right there, okay? And Andy's like, well, when did that and the most that thing happen? So, oh, I mean, 23 days ago. But, all right, so now I have a 23 days ago. But... All right, so now the 23-day chip. Is any kind of chip bad, Andy?

That's my hard question. I mean, really, it's a sobriety chip, it's a Frito. I mean, really, they're all the same at the end of the day. It's like, you loved rehab early to do at Cabaret. And Romana's like, yeah, we were talking right! Fucking Romana is just on a tear by herself over there. And the way I'm is doing that apology thing like a little kid where she doesn't think she did anything wrong but she's just gonna keep going, you're right, you're

right, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, you know what, I totally understand, I totally understand, so then Ramona is scrunching her face and Stanley Wengas, I see how that can be misconstrued. And they're all like, it's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me.

It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me.

It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's. Like, she's like, do not let me smile. Because this is her face, like, her bottom face doesn't move, but her eyes are satanic.

And then the bottom of her mouth, when she smiles, is like this. She used to get her Botox aligned. It's like going into a good year or something like that. God, I'm sweating up here like I'm doing something. Yeah, my God. Seriously? So, Luan's like, well, I only have three months of probation left.

And we're all like, oh, so you're gonna drink after three months of dawn? Luan, like really trying to bust her, you know? Oh, I love that she just let it be a big pot. So, like, so are you gonna drink when when you're when you're probation You're gonna drink again when you're probation so her and she's like Well, I mean it's important to have water so I suppose yes I will drink if we're talking about water and

You know can't wait to have that Fakiko. I'm not a Fakiko. I'm not a Slicious. I'm Slicious. Kofuriforo. You have Kofur. For Pupcina. You know what I'm going to take it one day at a time.

You know. This is it. This is it. This is life the one we got. Let's just have a ball. Won't say it, it's all won't. It's like Luan, stop. Too much cabaret. On Southern Charm, they have a weed party

where they all go to Colorado. And Catherine's like, how could you? Catherine's like, how could you? And I weed, Mara, why was addicted? You know, it's like this whole thing, which we'll talk about tomorrow. But this cast is so fucking insensitive to Loua. It's like the comparison it's hilarious.

Cause they just keep making drunk jokes. Like Beth and he's like, oh my god. Like, you know what? When you're able to drink again, like I'm gonna be divorced again. I'm gonna say a half a party. Yeah. Well, the kega.

Well, the kega. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. You know what I'm saying? So then Andy's like, well, Luan, good luck to you. And congratulations on how far you've gone, which is not terribly far, but I guess it's something. So congrats.

She's like, thank you. And then all of a sudden, I was like, buh-bom! And the screen turns black and white. And it's like, Luan kind of looking down, like, oh, it's like... six days after taping this reunion. Luhan appeared in court to defend charges that she violated her probation. She was given further restrictions for the remainder of her probation.

Dun dun! It's like I'm just need Doug Luehwell in standing there. Like, how did you feel about it? Look what is this? Which you went to court. There is no, there's no update. Her probation wasn't lengthened or whatever. It's just been so long.

I'm sorry. Luehwn has upped her calorie intake. Two days after filming this reunion. It's just a picture of Lue I'm like, don't don't. LeWen got a new statement necklace. Details on 2000.com. So Andy has had to do so many reunions, I'm like one week, whenever they shot all these reunions, he's like, he just looks fucking exhausted.

And he's got that baby at home, you know, whatever. So he's like, you know, congratulations, baby makers, okay? Don't get offended. I mean, congratulations. What about you? 23 days, well, congratulations. Congratulations. We've all done it.

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My ex. My ex. My ex. My ex. It's like an eight, it's like ruffles up here. Yeah. And then like, She just won first prize in the Apple Pie competition as the Apple Pie. Done, done. Tinsley is now crying in the bathroom. Done.

So anyway, I do this looks tired. He's like, okay. From lobster stealing mermaids the bear naked chat thunder He's just like Jesus Christ. We're talking about fucking lobster But by the way, that's how good this show is that they had to compress the hamptons the brochures the Morgan letters and the Miami thing all into one segment. There was just like too much They had just like put it all together. I mean, God bless this show, honestly.

God bless it. And that two minute montage of watching all their trips was better than almost every single other thing on television, including the last season of Game of Thrones. Yes, I said that, and I stand by. Oh. And you lost him. Congratulations. Now on with the odds. I don't, and I said that. Oh. And you lost him. Congratulations.

Now I'm with the lost. I don't care. I feel secure in it. I feel secure in it. So he's like, yeah, from that, just feeling very man. OK, so you know how Luangist says she's sorry, but she doesn't mean it. Guess who else does that?

This entire fucking cast, OK? This is the biggest group of sociopaths I've ever seen in my life. They make it look so fun. Like, remember that guy from American Psycho? Everyone's like, what a fun movie! It's like this show because Durinda's totally like that too. They just show these clips of Durinda just being a fucking drunk monster.

Yeah. And then they, Durinda's little picture at the bottom of the screen, watching and she's like, Yeah, it's so good! I love this show. during this little picture at the bottom of the screen watch again she's like yeah it's so good i love this show yeah yeah i mean remember when she was teaching that like terrified waiter in Miami how to make a bohida

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Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. So then we see like a bunch of lobster clips and stuff and they show Dorenda's sister Melinda, who's like Dorenda, but like normal world Dorenda.

Yeah. It was like Spider-Man into the multiverse Dorenda, you know? Yes. Dorenda into the multiverse, you know? Yeah. Jorinda into the Jorinda version. Yeah. It's like the kind of normal Jorinda who's scared, like obviously Jorinda tortured this poor girl

her whole life. Cosmolanda's like, I've heard of it at the decorations. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she would pepper. You're here, I bet she would pepper. Yeah, you're good, Pepper. You make it nice.

Pepper, Pepper, Pepper, Pepper. Can't put it in big, big, big, big, big, big, big, there you go. Can't put it Then the landing up, you pickle peppers. This is a beautiful. Why didn't I ever realize this the first time around? It was like poetry. Yeah, no, it's wonderful. There's so many great things that come flowing back

when you see these like flashback clips. It's so good. So we see, so first there's like a little segment about Tinsley because there's like that one scene where she's like, so do Teg. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh in Miami when she was shit-faced. And so he's like, you're so comfortable with your body now, Tensey. She's like, ah! And like her ruffles are up in here. Yeah.

She has the entire clearance section of Joanne Fabrics on top of her. Like, that's Tensey, she's comfortable with her body. Yeah. And then so Andy asked about that bear, naked chef, or whatever his name was. I was like, whoa, he was delicious. All that food was delicious. Wonderful. Everyone's like, oh, I made him take a shower Which I don't know why we were deproved with seeing that happen. You know what? You know why? You're not myrio. Okay, so take a shower Then they show the clip of that weird old cabaret lady that Luanne was trying to make

her. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Good one, Bethany. So then we get into really a very pressing question, which is, why did Sonia totally flipper shit at the Morgan Ladder stuff? She's like, well, you know, I mean, I didn't have a daughter and 20 years on the board

of the Morgan Charity and all Nigerian soccer team to have to blow after this. I wouldn't have been so stressed, but you know, it gets you after a while. Yeah, you know, it's just because I have a daughter. Yeah, you know, exon. You know exon Valdez. They're big. It's like, what are you talking about? I'm talking about some of these. I'm going to go, Sony are both so delusional. It's like, exon. Oh, yeah, we need them. Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia That is sandwich in between just Sonya falling down. Draw. Yeah. It's like, tensley dancing around in a bikini. It's like they put a total mental breakdown just right in the middle of all this. Yeah.

Wacky stuff. Exactly. So Andy asked Dorinda, like, didn't you think, like, you already knew that Sonya gets a little crazy with Morgan stuff? Like, didn't you remember the crest issue you guys had last season? So like, didn't you think this was going to take like a right turn? And Dorinda has this whole crazy story. And she's like, well, you guys had last season? So like, didn't you think this was gonna tell you like a right turn? And Dorenda has this whole crazy story

and she's like, well, you know what, you got the only shaman. And I was mulling in, we were there. And I was like, oh, these are the Morgan's. I know our house is the standlies. We're like, oh, the house is like Morgan's standlies. So we could be friends, our house could be friends. Dorenda.

And you know, first of all, Annie was meaning to ask, you knew you were gonna put Sonya in fucking mental breakdown mode, Durinda. Do you think you're hilarious? Were you really that mad about Slipper storyline from last year? Okay, that's the question. Durinda, how malicious of a bitch do you need to be to an obviously crazy woman? Okay, that's the question. So then I know, I love her too, but it's true.

She's like, go lie and show me you do it. Yeah. So then you know Dorena is not going to be telling the truth at all, because she starts with the classic. To be honest with you. And you know how Dorena does that? Oh, so she kind of like waves up. And then she kind of shrugs too.

She's like, to be honest with you. Like, she's like, give me a hand, give me a hand. Like, oh, God, here we go. You know, I'm just going to be serenely, man. And that's what I call a house. You know, it's like, moody family. That's what's that with moody family. New BP. And BP built my house in the business.

And like, that looking people, two hanky years ago, they could be friends. Let's just be like it was 200. I was like, this is America. No one needs it to be like it was 200 years ago, Duranda. Exactly. Fucking crazy people on this show. Oh, and then she goes, she goes,

and then she changed me like, three cherries up here in her eyeballs. guys, she guys, and then he changed to me like, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big So then Andy starts asking about Miami. And he starts asking about Tage. Our poor, poor Tage. Yeah, because Sonia is already in full on delusion now. She's like, I will not lose it. She's like, poor Tage. Poor Tage, he's in college. He's even my nice intern.

And Andy's like, poor Tage, I mean taged. And everyone goes, oh, yeah, she was all over him. I'm like, Ramona. I'm gonna roll the tape. Yeah. Roll the tape. So Andy's like, well, you know, some people thought it was funny and some thought it was inappropriate.

Was it too far? So he's like, oh, yeah, no, it was way too over the top for him to handle. I'm like, oh, these days, it's way too over the top for him to handle. I'm like, oh these days, these days you have to be very careful when you're dealing with a prospective intern too much. Okay, then Andy. It's 2019, Andy. Yeah.

Yeah, and then she's of course, it was just too much for him to handle. I mean, and about things like it was too much for you to do. Right. I didn't do anyone that trip. So Sonia's like, I agree. I agree. She's got the Lewand playbook down. So you're totally right.

Yeah, she just, like, could you please get my balls out of your hand? That would be great. Too much to handle. I got it. So then he's like, you know, but Sonia, with your drinking, is it like getting a little out of hand? I mean, there was the Berkshire's and that dog thing.

I was either clip of Sonya taking that dog, like, shh. The dog is like, oh my God. I think you just hear her a moment ago. Not Coco! Ha ha ha. Put down the dog. Put down the dog.

He's like, it's like that. Oh yeah. I mean, you're drinking. All right, you have two incidences that were kind out of control and she goes, which two? I always do those things. I mean, it's like, but you held that dog up and she goes, I mean, I always do those things.

You know, what's the problem? You know, I was laughing. It's like, oh, okay. How many times I got drunk would just throw me Lou across the room? Is fun for all of us. But certainly, Lou and I call me manic about those letters, Andy. All I did was have a mental breakdown

and try to use a dog as a neck tie. That's all. So Sonia starts, like, she's defending herself and then they're talking about like, of course, how drunk she got on Miami. And she's like, well, I mean, first of all, those drinks were hard liquor. And I just downed five of them right away. So obviously I don't have a problem. It's just that the drinks were too strong to be down five in a row in 10 minutes. That's it, not me, I'm not the problem. They didn't give me food.

Yeah. That's it. And Bethany, then Bethany, who, Bethany's always like, I'm trying to help you while I ruin your life, you know. So Bethany's like, well, I will say this. I'll say this, I'll say this, I'll say this. I'm like, oh, please Bethany, take the floor. She's like sitting in advocacy, you know.

So I'll say this, I'll say this. When the Maddox came, I went to the closet, quietly off camera. Okay, I mean, there were cameras everywhere. But it's here, say, there wasn't lighting in the closet, so I didn't count. So I go into the closet and I went through her purse because I was really concerned about her.

She said, you went through her purse, because you were, yeah, listen, all I did was, I opened up a bank account with a card, I heard about her, said, you went through her purse because you were... Yeah, listen, all I did was... Talking Bethany. I opened up a bank account with a card, no big deal, regret it's good. Okay, the name is Bethany Chevron-Baltys. That's it. Guess what? No pills, no pills.

So she's like, yeah, yeah, she has like 7,000 hormones or whatever. Okay, and I was in there and I was like googling it just to make sure she's okay. You know, it turned out, you know, whatever. She wasn't mixing anything. I was in there and I was like googling it just to make sure she's okay. You know, it turned out, you know, whatever. She wasn't mixing anything. It was the way it was. That's a serious accusation. It was serious.

Yeah, serious, serious. It's like, what's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? It's not. It's going on. So you were just all sitting here saying on national TV, a woman who's on probation is faking being sober.

You asked, oh, I love you, never stop. Yeah. I said, the land, the land defends herself, and she's like, well, I didn't mean she's doing pills like she's dropping acid. But no, I met, you know, Zannex and chloroformant. She did, so. You know, we all do those things.

America said, drama mean, frontline. Ambien. She just drame mean frontline. I mean, I'm in. She just thought of matureables. We all do those. You know, lunchables. You know, hot cuffs. You know, you know, no big deal. You know, Bethany's like, I look through all those pill bottles.

I love that Bethany thinks like there's like a little pill bottle for like crystal math. It's like, oh, cocaine. Where, where's that prescription bottle for cocaine? Yeah. Fucking Bethany. Oh, I saw it's hot mouth. Not even hot mouth. Well, you know, I've been to a whole people like it when I do moan like a whore. That's true. It's a little weird play for you. It's all. So then, Dan Luan, like Luan, just cannot help herself, he knows.

So she's like, yeah, well, you know, we all do drugs. And I say it on the show, we all take pills. All of us, I mean, look at all the pills we damn like them when you're on probation. You in. Well, I mean, Cabaret is my drug of choice. What's yours, ladies? So Sony's like, listen, it's true. We're all drug addicts.

So the thing is, I don't need to fall on the floor, and I don't need to make people call the paramedics for me. Oh. Your ride is 2019, me too, Starr. You have to be careful. You know, the more at paramedics you interact with, the more you're greater the chance you get a dust mite, and you know me and others. Oh God.

That clip of them being like, are you allergic to anything, or it was the guy who refuted the fireman who refused to show his face? Or you, or you, allergic to anything. Just mites. I'm allergic to just mites. That's not nice to say that, Barbara. What did I do? Sorry, Diane, von Persdenberg. So then, Andy, OK, so we get from this wacky thing.

We're all on drugs. Let's watch this clip of Sonya falling down drunk and trying to fuck Toshisi, whatever, whatever, you know, let us just fuck up his name 30 times. So then it cuts back to Andy and he goes, so we're mounting your dad, yikes. Come on. Someone get Andy a cookie, who does that? You be Andy and Bethany and Ramona talking, and I'll be Luanne.

Okay. So, forgot where I was. Okay, so Forgot where I was So Ramona your dad yeah, yeah, your dad your dad like seriously seriously remember when you dad that was crazy That was crazy remember remember when we went there and like you were to you dad was on you. Yeah, excuse me. What time is it? Yeah, that was so sad Like we were talking about you know I was abused and then you were abused and, you know, my dad said, like, you're dad's dad. I have to blow my breath into something.

You know, abuse abuse at heart. I scarred for life. We're both scarred for life. Andy. Andy, Cabrera star here. We're kinda trying to talk about some serious here. Not more serious than my breath. Just not like Lisa Vanderbump. So I'll tell you that much. I was kidding. Hi, Pocrycee. How's your nose?

Come on. Fucking Lewann. He's like, we're talking about something seriously, Lewand, I'm just like, okay, but what time is he? He's like, 7.45, just, oh God. Oh, well, looks like three more months, probation for all of Lou. Just get that a tincobs, like, like, like, like, like, like. How was supposed to do that thing in Southern? And then they sew clips of Lou Ann,

I'm like, I have to blow into the thing three times a day. Like in the middle of the day there, like there's no bathrooms. Yeah. It's like, Lou Ann, that's a tuning pipe. We know what you're doing. You're not supposed to inhale that, Lou Ann. John, John. know what you're doing. You're not supposed to inhale that, Louanne.

John, John! Louanne delisps. Just how to yo play yo grunts. Anyway. So back to abuse. Fucking Louanne though, but she did save us from a very sad segment. Because Bethney Ramona are really going to go there. I was like, oh god, don't make me cry. And the other man's like, anybody want me to know something? And so you're like, I love the jobs.

This is a part we're saying. I love throwing things. That's you must handle that's you must 2019 So now we're like five minutes into this week Not even that's actually not an exaggeration That was minute nine of the show so now the moment we've all been waiting for. Bob res here. Bob. Now listen.

I feel really bad because when I first saw Barbara, I was like, why is she look like this? Like when I was higher than the other. And I was like, why is she look like this? Like when I was higher than the other, and I was like, why? Like stop hurting your face. Like stop self-harming, okay? Love yourself. Love your body.

But then I felt really guilty for saying it because I'm sure Barbara totally listens to me every day while she speed walks. And now I'm like, who are you? Who is this face? Who is this Barbara? Where's the wrap dress? I do not know the thing.

She's like, I I Left the midriff on the hammer at home And he's horrible. He's like, let's welcome a special guest of it's a friend of only Lewand and nobody else because they all hate her I know Lew Lou Ann's friend. Yeah. Barbara, did you bring your toolkit? And she's like, yeah, I left my mid-drip in my hammock in the locker room and he goes,

and the rock dress. It's like, God, we've Barbara alone, okay? So then we get, we see like a clip package of Barbara's greatest hits. And it just like made me laugh just seeing some of these things like Ramona saying, you know what? Barbara? She's a little masculine, okay? A little manly, a little rough around the edges, okay?

Looks like a giant pile of gelatin, okay? So all I'm saying, lovely person though. She's like a big pile of gelatin, if it could hurt. It's not hard. Hurt gelatin, can't wrap that. And when Andy's like, would you forget you read to a suit barber, that's what barber does.

So every day I end on Burst in Berk, I was like, oh, four fucking barber cannot win, you know. She really can't. So then that is bullied. We also got this great clip from that like epic, amazing episode, the last episode of Miami, when Barbara and we're having a confrontation and Barbara goes,

I sometimes feel like my relationship with you is more important than your relationship with me and the way it just goes that's not my fault So savage so savage they're like horror at the poor Barbara. I mean they're so mean to this poor girl It's hilarious like it's like literally a Larry I Can't tell there's like a wave of sympathy cresting over the audience or it's both, you know, because we've all been young and you know, of course my ass was bullied all the time.

And I was like, how dare they laugh at me? And I'm like, I get their point. Like it was hilarious, like I get it. I wore a lot of rap dresses when I was younger, so I got it, I got it. So we also, of course, most importantly, at the end of the clip package, we see that clip of barb red

Luanne's cabaret show telling her friend, you know, Luanne, you can't really help the show, you know, she can't sing, you know It's like listen to a frog get stepped on but you know, I Then you just see the way her friend her friend does what all of our friends do when we take them to the counts of Luanne her friend goes she's gonna do this whole show when we take them to the counts of Sluan. Her friend goes, she's gonna do this whole show. We're like, nah, yeah, she can't hold it itself. It's not, I mean, she can't really sing. Which, of course, she can't.

You know, duh. So we just see Luan in the little box in the corner be like, mm, mm. It's like, you know, like the Terminator that runs like this is like, she's doing it with her eyes. Like, mm, I'm gonna terminate you with my eyes. Shaking the back of my hair. Mm-hmm.

Oh. So Andy's like, and then after they tell that clip when Barbara's like, she can't really see, they cut back, and Sonya goes, is that Barbara? I couldn't tell if I was watching McDonald's commercial with Grimmis over his Barbara.

I love the gimmicks. I love Grimmis. commercial with Grimmis over his Barbara. I love Grimmis. I love Grimmis. I love Grimmis. I'm gonna give Grimmis a hug. So, um, they're like, excuse me. Mm. Don't done. Two days after this reunion, Luan was inducted into Budaism. It means a lot more when you got a pumpkin head. Sorry to be this for saying booties.

That was ignorant. But I don't know the right word. You're going to be stuck with that. So then the way I hand him, of course, it's always happy to play the victim. She goes, well, you know, when I saw that, I thought, oh my god, she's added again. She did this with Carol Radsville, quiet Radsville.

I'm on over there, right? Quiet, quiet flashback clip. Which is talking about me and my wedding too. Tom. He said it's not Tom. I'm on Marathon. I'm on Marathon. Have you seen Carol on TV with all this JFK stuff? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a fucking bitch, and I ran a murder. Bethany and she were able to bring this up, Carol. Yeah, but she was on the Jenny McCarthy show, and then she also dragged Tinsley, because it was like, you know, it's like, she's like, well, I wasn't really friends with Tinsley,

but someone had to work with her, you know. It's like when you see a sad dog and you just have to pull him along. I was like, oh god, Tinsley can not get a break anywhere from anyone. I know it looks like I'm texting. That is not what I'm doing. It's just a reminder. No, you can't look at it. Not that you guys can see it anyway, but I had to pull it up on my phone. Because we were up there before here. And I was like, God, Barbara really can't win, can't see. And so I opened Twitter. And Barbara Kavovic, which I didn't even know that was her name. So I'm part of the problem.

I admit it, I'm part of the problem. Someone said Matt said, the real housewives of New York ladies were so mean to Mrs. Barabra, this season, and the reunion really mean. And then she replied, not going to Mrs. Baraba this season, and the reunion really mean, and then she replied, not gonna disagree purple harping hit by a hammer. And then a high heel. And then right underneath, okay,

now look what is underneath, it's Melissa McCarthy posing like this in her new movie. She's like, I was like, you guys leave Barbara alone, like even Twitter is being hort her new movie. She's like, I was like, you guys leave Barbara alone. I'm like, even Twitter is being more the kitchen movie. Emily McCarthy's like, the crazy thing is that Ronnie now has bronze or on his thumbs.

It's weird. How did that happen? My karma's gotten so bad. It's just stained with bad tan. So yeah, so Du it's just stained with bad tan. So, yeah, so Luann's like, whoa, it's like when you talk to Carol Radsville. And now here she is again.

Talk about my Cabaret show. Saying, I can't sing. Well, let me tell you something. I'm about to sing right now. Give my regards to Broadway. I'm about to say, but you can't sing that, can't sing, I can't sing, stop. You stop, you stop. Well, I want to tell you all right now that for someone who can't sing, I just got cast

in Chicago on Broadway. So you know, shove that up your ass. Ha! And I was like, this kind of looks down. And did you notice that there's like a water fountain going on in this, like every once in a while? Yeah, it's underwind by like, yeah. No, it's true.

No, the, the, the, the, the, during this mic was messed up, so they had to bring the audio up. So every time, every time, during the spoke was like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh Every like awkward pause. Okay, so speaking of awkward pauses. Chicago, it's like right in the reunion. It's like, dun dun. Chicago is just called into the reunion. Chicago's like, hi, this is Chicago.

Lewand's not in this show. Yeah. I don't know what Queen told you that, but they were lying. Yeah. Late prop. my phone. Oh, God. But then Lewand's people put out a message that said, Lewand would just like to announce that she's not

going to be in Chicago after all, because of scheduling conflicts. Oh, yeah. I mean, too. She had to turn down an opportunity to be on Broadway, so that she could perform in the Ramada in Pierre, South Dakota. It's a big gig and Broadway will just have to wait.

This just in Ronnie cannot appear in the movie version of Katz's Grysabella because even though Katz's Loon has been standing on Tire tires lately, she is not actually in cats. Poor Lewin, God bless her, is so embarrassing. I am in Chicago. I'm in the band Chicago. I'm just in the city Chicago. Okay, I had a deep dish pizza. That's it. I'll admit it. I got a chigger and I went, oh, go, go! Sometimes they fall down and they hurt, okay? So I'll have to say this while I'm failing up here. I have to bring this up.

When they showed that clip of Barbara, she was was talking to Carol Razel at that party, and she didn't know her mic was on, yeah, it's an ongoing problem with her. Why are you gonna do this summer? Guess what I'm gonna do. And Barbara's like, we already know Carol. She's like, listen, I'm not excited to go to this wedding. It's like, Luan is so scared to fail

that she's just gonna go up there and do it anyway. I'm like, this is basically like you're talking about the caparretes, you know? But Luan just manages to get it. She's still got the yacht, and she's still traveling around. I mean, listen, the Ramata Inn is still a good place. Yeah. People pay to go there.

We would play the Ramata Inn. We would play it. Yeah, we have. So then, so after Luan is basically like, you can show that off your ass. I'm in Chicago. So Barbara's like, are you directing that at me? When he goes, yes I am.

This is my girlfriend, my girlfriend. And Barbara's like, you know what? I've supported you in every facet of your life. Every cycle. My life. There are people who want to come into my office and be like, hey, I'm in your office now. And I was like, no, you can't come in my office. Because I'm talking to Lil.

I've been there through binkers. I've been there through lawyers. I've been there through your daughter wanting stuff. I've been there when you tried to figure out what the fuck was steeped in the hall water. I have a new thing. I bought five big Macs that we had parked placed during Monopoly time.

OK, I did that for you. OK. And listen, I got 22 people working for me. And I was still saying what? Lewand's got a problem. Hold on, 22 people. And I love Lewand doesn't understand really what Barbara's saying because she goes, and then you do that.

You say that about me. I've been to eight of your shows and I brought people to your. And first of all, I think you're a great performer. I was like, no, God. She goes, why are you bullied right here? Yeah, she goes. But you have to have some self awareness. That, you know, you just, you're just, and Andy goes, you can't sing.

Yeah, what are you trying to say? And we're one of those, you're trying to hate, you can't sing. You're right. I can't carry it too. Yeah, I'm going to go. I can't carry it too. What? You saw it. Well, you could put Tommy Tune on your back

and you still couldn't carry it too. That does mean terribly. At least I know that I can't carry it too, because this one time, it was a little girl. I was like, oh my god. I want to sing a song. And this woman named Joe Dean Parsons Smith was like, no, you can't sing.

You should just drink alcohol and start at an early age. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I drink instead of sing, okay? Okay. So Louie, Barbara's like, Ramona goes, okay, you suck, you can't sing for shit, but you're a great performer. Like Ramona keeps doing that. Like you're doing great. You know? So then Barbara's like, I mean, come on, Lewin, you're not a doubt. I never said I was.

Never mind I'll find someone like you. A rolling in the Jeep. I'm not a doubt. No, no, no. Make you feel my love. I'm not the tell no no no I said fire to the cupboard So she's like, but the calm to my show I'm safe that And Andy goes, all right, what are the rest of you think of the way I'm thinking?

Come on, this is fun. But Bethy just does the most Bethy thing ever. She goes, ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Just like, I have my turn. And the way it goes, why is the issue my singing? I just got cast in Chicago, and I'm going to kill it. So that means you know what? Is it me, Ella? Not a girl. The sky falls. The moon falls.

The moon falls. So they're all trying to come up with something to say, because Andy will not move on, you know. And suddenly he goes, well, you know what? I just think it's all about the jokes, the diary. Sonia, could you get your hand off my dick, please? Sorry, sorry, you couldn't take it. My bad, sorry.

You don't touch the Andy Cohen dick, okay? So bad thing is, come on, Lohan. You don't really think you're a great singer, I mean, come on. No, of course I don't. Like, you don't really think you're a great singer. I mean, come on. No, of course I don't. No, I don't pretend. I don't pretend to be a great singer. But I am a performer. And Beth and he goes, yeah, well, you commit.

You commit crimes. Mung up the thing. That's fine. Pop. You've been committed. So there's that. So you have a lot of things with the word commitness. Good for you.

Good for you, Lewan. You've been committed. So there's that. So you have a lot of things with the word, commitment. It's a good feel. Good feel, the way I'm. So yeah, so basically, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so probably wouldn't have rode or died for her, but I once gave her a cocktail napkin. I thought that was very generous. I did wipe my mouth on it first. You're welcome, Bob. So, Dorenda keeps doing this thing where anything that happens with anybody else has just to fight Dorenda's behavior in the past. So Dorenda's like, there he goes, and cash in the back of your cab right. We can't let him cry. He's like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Okay. Okay. This is not the same thing, okay? But she does it like 20 times or she's like,

Happy to me. Happy to meet you. Happy to meet you. So then Beth is like, you know what? Just the punishment does not fit the crime, okay? Like your tone deaf about this, okay? The punishment doesn't fit the crime. The man's like, about this.

Oh, that's a little bit of that. Cicero, Lipschitz. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She ran into my knife. I was just getting ready for a my big solo in Chicago at the jailhouse. Fuck, dear! House. Fuck the... Uh, the...

Skival! She's like, well, listen, it was upsetting for me to see, but I'm still sorry because you guys said I have to be, so I'm very sorry. And Barbara goes, I'm sorry that it came out that way when I said you can't sing what I meant What did you really can't sing and it just came out the wrong way the way? Yeah, I'm sorry. It's it and so just when you feel like wow

It seems like Barbara is finally getting some friends on this show Bethany just goes, I mean Barbara Does anyone else here think that Barbara has too much to get around anyone else anyone else? You PA do you think so okay? All right. Yeah, because I think you're not too much tinnu run. Anyone else? Anyone else? You, PA, do you think so? Okay, all right, yeah, because you're not too much. And she goes here, and then she just pulls out all these napkins, she's like, okay, Barbara, okay. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's wipe you off, let's wipe you off. Wow, okay, all right.

I'm there and that's going, yeah, she's like the tin man. She's like the tin man. Whoa, it is the tin man. It's like the tin man. That is like the tin man. And he's not even following us. I feel like I'm at the New Jersey reunion. He's like a Tin Man.

And there were a moment, like, a minute later, after during this at this 20 times, her mama goes, well, she's like Tin Man. I'm trying to go, here is the legend. She's like a Tin Man. I'm like, oh my god. I've got Wizard of Oz bowling a bit right now. You guys need to stop.

And then Bethany goes, my point is, Luen, you probably would have made fun of Barbara's Tannet. Wouldn't you? She's like, well, yeah, probably, yes, that mean. I mean, look at her. She looks like a baked potato for crying out loud. But Barbara's just sitting there like, ah. Yeah, Barbara's like, ah. And Barbara's like trying to adjust her to her breath. Poor Barbara. I there like, ah. Yeah, Barbers is like, ah.

And Barbers is like trying to adjust her to her breath. Poor Barbers. I'm like, ah. No, I'm really happy about this. Thanks for having me. That's so great. Thanks. And then she's like, yeah, you also

room the room in Miami with her. Her tamer. Good man. Whoa. This white tin mentioned go to my gammie, okay? So, I then dreamed I was like, yeah, don't lie to candle, don't lie to candle. I mean, they're like piling on and on and on. These are awful women, my guy.

They really deserve guests. And just thankfully. So, I mean, he's like, I didn't really dare to guess. And just thankfully. So, Amanda's like, name-o from our VISTA says, Luan, why do you take yourself seriously? The whole point of your show is a spectacle. Get the fuck over yourself.

You're not goddamn Liza Manelli. Liza Manelli. Liza Manelli. Liza Manelli. Just because, by the way, I saw Liza Manelli live 10 years ago, and I would say it's close. Liza's like, well, I mean, there's just always going to be haters.

What can I say? Listen, there's always going to be haters with a Z. And then Ramona on the side is just doing this. Mona keeps hitting her face like this. Double slapping her face. There's always gonna be haters, Andy, you know? But even listen to her, she loved the show as what she's saying. And I'm gonna use her quote.

This show is a spectacle by Mabel. So Beth is like, listen, you're not a great singer, okay? You're just not, okay? And the way it goes. Listen, but that wasn't very nice for me to hear, okay? And Barbara's basically like, listen, listen, can we not end our friendship over this? I feel like it's something like this that always derails us, et cetera. And Bethany goes, all right, who votes for hall pass?

Who votes for hall pass? Who votes for hall pass? Bethany's like the other host of this reunion. She's like, all right, all right, all right, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say, of this reunion. Say, all right, all right, all right, all right. Here's what I say, here's what I say, here's what I say. Here's what I say, here's what I say. It's like, shut up, it's not about you. But also I have to say that Barbara is wrong on this one, because she's like, Luan, I feel like you're always ready to end the relationship every time

I'm caught on camera saying horrible things about you. And that's not fair. So they all raise their hands for the hall pass, for giving Barbara a hall pass. And Sony goes, oh, I thought I was voting for who's the most fockable. She really said that. Well, that is what hall pass. Hall pass is more along the lines of what Sony is thinking

for once. Sony is like the more right. So Luanne Ramon is like, you know what? I felt for a whole past. We ain't vote for a whole past. No one goes, all right, whole past. Ha ha ha. This whole past entitles you to two seats.

And my performance is in Chicago. Hello, Barbara. I just keep chasing pavements with you. Oh, pass. Oh, pass, Barbara. So then Andy's like, Ramona, adding from Providence, as you're against Barbara from the get go, and is it really because she dresses like an idiot and sprays tan or everywhere? Is it rough around the edges and disgusting poor,

classless, what is it Ramana, what is it? Ramana goes, whoa, okay, I know I have rough edges, but let me tell you something, okay? When we went to my army, Barbara was like, come to my bedroom, okay? And then like, she asked about activities and said, what's like where? Yeah, so I was trying to help a pick-up both.

Where are that? Tick-tick. And Tinsley's like, you wouldn't even let her go out Ramona, what are you talking about? And she's just like, can I finish Tinsley? What I'm saying is, I helped helped it pick out activities outfits. And he's like, yeah, but then, remember when you refused to let her come out with you? She says, that's true. That's true. Not all the choice. Next day, it's that.

By the way, we have a real cab race. Our here on stairs, so be quiet out there, be quiet. It's James Dean, everybody. Every time I look up, James Dean is like, we get, we get, um, uh, it's like I wanted it to instantly, one-on-one, okay? And Barbara's like, yeah, but you guys are saying I disengaged, but am I disengaged?

Or am I disinvited? And we're gonna go, you weren't disinvited, and then he goes, Yeah, you weren't invited in the first place. You were. She wasn't invited. Ah. She's like, oh yeah, you're right, I wasn't invited.

So like, and he's like, And he's like, And he's like, And he's like, And he's like, So also, how about, what happened when, you know, like, what about Ramona and Durinda Heckling Barbara at the pool of the Berkshire?

What about that? And Barbara's like, Well, you know, I'm the new girl. They're gonna be up on the new girl. And Durin's like, No, we weren't Heckling. We weren't big mean. You came up. You weren't being gracious. You had to like, no, we weren't heckling, we weren't big mean. You came up, you weren't being gracious.

You had to like a real bitch. You came into my apartment and you pitched out over it. You pitched out over my apartment. I don't like being people bitch, I love the night, but the same apartment, John, goes into so. So. I know your friend is down there and she poops on buses so like where's the line here cast of New York so then Durinda is trying to smooth us over and possibly the worst way we've

ever seen someone try to smooth things over she's like listen the reason why I got so mad at Barbara at my apartment is because you know the way I I have a friend's to feel like 12 or five years or something like that And you know like Barbara sort of like an interloppa, okay? Like you know you know when kindergarten When someone says hey Here's a fruit basket But then there's a big fat turnip With bronze around it and you're like who put the turnip with the bronzer with the fruit with bronze around it and you're like, who put the tuna put the bronze in with the fruit?

Where you gonna be, who's that? Why is he ever turnip with the wrap dress over you? The fun kind of, the tender garden did you go to? I've never heard of that. And I'm no spring chicken. I then find the turnip in the fruit basket. And then she says this as if this makes it okay. So Barbara, just the turnip in the fruit basket, that's all. Oh get just the turn up in the fruit basket. That's all.

Oh, just the turn up in the fruit basket. Thanks. And I thought Barbara was gonna say, did you call me a turn up? Because that's like the logical question. It's like, are you kidding? I'm interfering. No, bitch.

She called you a turn up. Do something. Like I know. Some of this other stuff has been on the line where you could be like, maybe that question is offensive as I thought but she called you a turn up and then on top of that on top of a Dhrinder calling Barbara turn up Ramona just goes I like that I like that turn up she's a turn up Turn up I was gonna say butternut squash but turn up also works

Well, but you didn't kindergarten totally know him My shoelays came on done we're being so crazy up here that my shoelays actually came on, Don. How does that happen? We are sitting down. Whoa, I'm gonna try my shoe. I like that. Good job. Good job.

It's like I'm wearing a turnip on one of my feet, guys. So, Barbara's like, uh, see a turnip on one of my feet, guys. So Barbara's like, uh, see your thing, I interfere and the wind goes, well listen, Barbara was just trying to protect me. And Beth thinks, yeah, yeah, she came in as your warrior. And she goes, yeah, she was my warrior. And Durinda felt like she was a turnip.

Yeah. Is this settled? You ever have one of those situations where you get into a fight and then a turn up just jumps in and tries to defend you? You ever played Super Mario Bros. 2? Turn up's everywhere. Lou Ann Richettne, she's connecting the dots and has no idea what's going on.

Well, they wrote a whole song about it. Turn up for what? Am I right, everyone? Turn up in the rain. Shut up, the rain. Shut up, Agel. You've never seen Barbara more confused when they offer her a turn down service at the hotel.

Am I right, ladies? That's in the show. That's in the show. So Andy's like, so Barbara, were you happy with how your sexuality was portrayed on the show? Barbara goes, well, look, Andy, I think it's very important for people to know that there are people like me. People who have dated a woman for a year. I'm like, yeah, everyone who's gone to college. Yeah.

Like, and he's like, and you called yourself gender fluid, you're like, now that's what Sonia called me. Well, I called her liquid at first. It's gonna be fair, I said liquid. But what I really meant is she'd look like a bag of liquid. You ever see that, like in the hospitals? I can compare him. I said liquid. Yeah. You ever see turn-up juice? That's what it's like.

So then she's like, you want to call me a bisexual? Label me. I'm fine. And Ramon, you just see that look in Ramon's face. Like, no one's gonna put a label on you. You're not gonna wear it. Ha ha ha. Ramon is just so evil. Like, she can't even pretend to be nice

during someone's bisexual, you know, she's like, I'm mario sexual, okay? So now Andy's asking what it was like for Barbara when the group basically confronts her and my amy, I was like, you don't fit in, you're just a giant turnip and we hear in my amy, you know? She's like, nobody got to know me, okay? Turns out this turnip has a little heart. And Bethany's like, look, look, remember when I tried to tell

you he said buck up stupid, okay? Nobody fucking cares, okay? This shows about being on a show. If you're gonna be on a show, be on the fucking show. If you're not just sit there and win, okay? Get in just straight down everywhere. No one likes you, change it. It's true.

I know this is why New York is so good, because everything that Bethany just said, it's about the expose themselves or better or worse, you know, and so Barbara's like well, and that's why I make a good friend And Beth is like Ah You know turnips are very hard to hug. That's very literal, I guess. I don't want to touch you, but you know. I don't want to make you feel like you're excluded, but I also don't want to touch you, okay?

I don't want to hug that tan, and then the man goes, you know what? You have been a very good. You've been a very, you know, it's because my foot fell asleep. Probation officer, it's my foot. My foot is asleep. I'll tell you what doesn't fall asleep. People at my show. And then she gets away too close to Barbara's face like the way I'm dead she's like Been a good friend to me Thanks Luann and then the way goes oh my god, I've got Tanner on me now So you're like okay, that was nice. So I'm just like, hmm, I would like to do a hug now also, please.

I just want you to know, I've planted many stories on radar online that you're a good person and that turnips deserve love too. You're welcome. I've given so many interviews about you. So many. And I told those interviewers, Barbara's name is Barbara. Yeah. I think she has a sign. Oh, they were so fascinated by you in Latin Pulse magazine.

Like, Sonia has no idea who this is. She's just like, am I on cameo right now? So then, it's like happy birthday to you. Barbarra. I love your cartoons. No, that's not Hannah Barbarra. So then, of course, whoa, something's coming over me. Whoa, it's this feeling.

I suddenly want a hug, Barbara. Yeah. Okay, open wide, Barbara. Yeah. OK. Open wide. Here I come. You know what? I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings. It's just that I wanted to hurt your feelings.

OK. I'm sorry. Whoa. Gross. Gross. So, Tennessee's just sitting there like, oh. She's knocking at hug Barbara. And Beth is like just sitting there like, oh. Oh. Oh, she's knocking at hug Barbara. And Beth, he's like, I bet he's like,

gosh, she fucked up with $6,000 for that trash. She's not gonna mess that up. I was half expecting Danielle stop to walk up, like, you know what? You know what? Oh, what? I'm sorry for everything I said about you, Barbara. She's like, who the fuck is this?

She's about to watch over there, Andy goes, come on, this is just clean up crew now. You're so mean to fucking Barbara, and it was hilarious. And Andy's, I mean, the fact that, I mean, they, I mean, they ran the Sominant background, that even Andy's like, ah, can we get the turn-up off stage please come on. Did you already say this or am I gonna go, Andy, do you want a hug or two and he goes,

no, gross. I already went to the zoo this week. Barbara's like, ah, I was expecting like the PA to come out and give her a craft services, the director, just like receiving a lot. It was like the valet, Tage comes back in. Tage. So Andy's like, all right, to close this ridiculous segment out, Barbara, were you mad about

the lobsters? Were you mad that they took the lobsters at the end of that party? And Barbara's like, and Bethany, Bethany, this is Andy, she's like, wow, look at Dan Ratherover here with the lobster update. Ha ha ha ha.

And Barbara's like, no, otherwise, no one would have eaten, you know, so if they had someone's got to eat them. And I was just waiting for the unseen footage of Barbara just eating the truffle fries on Miami. They're like, gotcha bitches, gotcha. Barbara's your revenge, the truffle fries.

I ate them all along, it was me. Listen, I don't like the waste food, so if you want to call me bisexual, go ahead. It was like, get out, Barbara. Just go. You're done, Barbara. So he's like, low-, Barbara. Just go. You're done, Barbara. So he's like, low barbed, thanks for the tan. Look at that.

Turnip go rolling away. That was hilarious. Looking at turnips working. So then, whoa. Whoa. Couldn't have said it better myself. A glass bottle being turned down. Like, that is it.

I will not stand for this verbal harassment of that turn up. Turn up deserve love. So now we come back to the thing that we love the most, talking about Luan's crazy ego. So we have truly an amazing clip or montage of Luan just being horrible to people all season long. And just being like wretched, you know, we have like the shark room, we have like,

oh Bethany wants a shark, oh she could go to a hotel. Huh. And they never give Bethany the proper amount of shit for this because how this all happened, of course, nobody wants a fishroom, right? So the way I'm like, how could you make me sleep in the fishroom? I just got out of jail prison. How could you make me sleep?

So no one wants to do it. And during this like, you're doing the fishroom. It's because Bethany said,'s yes to sleep in the fish Jim she won't come. I'm like well how is that not worse Bethany's like back you I'm not coming to your house I don't have to sleep in the fucking day true that's true You're such a diva, you know, but she doesn't get called on it. We also say yellow. What you say old yellow Speak up turn up Speak up, turn up. I love you. I'm sorry that Ben has betrayed you.

Of course, for me, my favorite part of being able to like relive these greatest hits of Luan over the season was that we got to also have that like instantly iconic moment of Bethany losing her mind and being like And then Luan being like what My favorite part where she goes what Bethany had to go home and watch her daughter sleep. It's like the biggest disc. Like Bethany's so furious. So, so amazing. So Bethany is watching this. I want to walk away.

I want to walk away. I want to follow that turn. Okay, I'm going to leave. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, because no one's asking me to say, okay, but I'll say, I'll say. So then we see at that dinner where Louanne, where it tends to be like, listen Louanne, you want me, because I like it.

And Louanne gets, oh, because, what was that? You're not gonna get into Chicago with Diction like that. I'll tell you that much. The last person to get into Chicago with Diction like that was actually Liza, so good for you. I love all the Liza stamps. People are like a really bad person. I'm gonna stand up for Liza Manelli.

And if Liza Manelli were here, she'd say, thank you. Well, maybe next time. So that clip where Luann is insinuating that Tinsley's drunk, which she was, but who cares, they were partying, you know? And so everyone's like, you hit the crit. So then this is Dorenda does this against you. Oh, you're a real king, Sly.

I am, you're a real king. You're a good teacher, just a me, sir. It's like you're literally a drunk at all times, Dorenda, okay. It's different. No. She is. It's different. She is, it's okay. But she's like, oh yeah, we're calling people a drunk.

Like Durin Doe, you're Durin Doe. Yeah, okay. So Andy's like, so are the women here just jealous? They're like, no, we're not jealous at all. We're literally not. And then he goes, well, then what is it then? Why don't they leave me alone? Why is it that every time I talk about Cabaret, which

is really every single time I talk in general, why are there ways where all there are? It's a rude. Rementagos. I thought you had a realization. Hey. She should be a therapist. I thought you had a realization, hey? She should be a therapist. Well, I'm still having issues with my mom.

Well. And both things like, oh my God, look at you. This is like fucking Christmas. This is Christmas with all the gifts you give me. Oh yeah. This is like fucking Christmas, okay? Listen, the wind. Did you see that clip right there?

It's like, yes. Of course, I was being wonderful, the wind. Did you see that clip right there? I was like, yes. Of course, I was being wonderful, yes. What did you see right there? I saw a Dell in the TV movie version of Liza Manelli. And she was just fucking amazing. That's what I saw. What did you see? About things like, what's a general thesis?

It's like, what's your general thesis? I said it first, okay. She goes, well, every time I talk about the thing, I love, which happens to be being cast in Chicago. You guys just want to tear me down and turn to like, we said, we're cooking you now. So I just wrote everyone's squawks. Because everyone's like,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, talking over each other. And Andy goes, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Ladies. Are you jealous of Luan? LAUGHTER CHEERING

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So I'm like, no! You know, I'm just gonna go wet em up. So basically, all the like, Luan, all you do is talk about yourself. You never ask us anything. You never ask us anything. And finally, Durinda lands on like the, like, if it does not fit,

you must equip moments. She's like, if the glove does not fit. She goes, hey, hey, Green. We're Sonya's daughter going to school this fall. Oh, that's like, hmm, you're on her, I, uh, I don't know. We didn't talk about that yet. I didn't even realize she had a daughter. Last time I spoke to her, they were still deciding on which preschool she was going to

go to. I think it's very close. Princeton Yellor, and there's a turn up in kindergarten. There was a turn up in kindergarten. I know that, Andy. Oh, yeah. And serving is like, yeee! Yeee!

That's for me! Bethany goes, you're paying. This isn't paying. It's a thing. it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a saying, it's a went to come? I mean, let's be fair. So then Ramona goes, I mean, you don't even ask us about us. And does air quotes over us? Like, you didn't ask us about us. Theoretically us. And he's like, you are singularly focused on yourself.

And she goes, Oh, great! And everyone's just yelling at her because Ramona's like, like, hello, you don't ask that us, okay? Hello, hello! And Ramona's like, that's a good point, that's a good point. And then Luangist goes, this is the support I get. This is the support. I'm doing what I love and suddenly some bitch goes to college and I have to know about it. This is the support I get.

Suddenly someone has a baby and now it's more important than my cabaret. Congratulations on your baby, so reach. Let me, you want to talk about you, Penn? I was in the pen, okay? I did our time. Let's talk about the me of pen. How about that?

They threw a balloony sandwich up my head, which was very easy to hit, because it's very large, okay? Yeah. So the man's like, well, you were tearing down my cabaret. And that seems like we were never tearing down your cabaret, which is such a fucking lie they were, but who can blame them? She deserved it, okay? I'm on everybody's side right now.

Yeah, oh, because we're the ones who win, right? So the man's like, you even had a drinking game about my cap, right? Oh, a drinking game! And Tinsley Tinsley, who hasn't spoken at all, goes, that was fine! I like that! Dale comes over with some applesauce.

Oh, right, Tinsley, be quiet. Now, have your applesauce. All right, teens, leave me quiet. Now, have your applesauce. Oh, man. Ugh. Tins, they now get it together here. We're gonna find you a man, bow hook, a buck, a- Tins, look, I got a hoop here. I want you to sit in.

We're gonna raise it up to the ceiling there. Mom, no! a hoop here, I want you to sit in, we're gonna raise it up to the ceiling there, Mom, no! That circus did not get the spotlight I deserve in this reunion. It did not. Wasn't that like the only regret of the whole show?

Like no one regrets anything except four fucking tinsley. Like the only, the nicest one on the show is only when with the regret. So, the picture where mom even being being to her in her only clip in the show. But for tinsley, and God bless you, Dale. What a good mother. That was a good mother. I want to tell in every episode.

Okay, so the point is, we're in the salon right now. And he's like, remember in that salon, I think it was for hair, ornails, whatever you ladies do, you know, but bandies, I'll butch now. And the man's like, listen, no, listen, and that's so long when I was saying, oh Bethany, Bethany, Bethany, Bethany, but, Bethany, she wants to say, home ladder fucking sale, fuck her, fuck her.

She's like, remember that? That wasn't about you, Beth. No, no, no. It wasn't about you at all. Beth, she's like, what are you talking about? You said, like, fuck you, Beth. No, no, no. I didn't know.

No, I was talking about that dog that's on Southern Charm. What's wrong with my dog? Wasn't about you, it all. She's like, well, my name was out of your mouth a lot. What was my name out of your mouth a lot? Aw. Wasn't about you, Donald. Well, my name was out of your mouth a lot. What was my name out of your mouth a lot? And she's like, he wasn't about you, honestly, and the best thing is, then what about this?

And she does the arm flip. I did do that, yes, yes. And the round just goes, Oh. Oh. Blah blah blah blah blah. Whoa. Me.

Me. Hey. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah from New York says, Luans always been a monster. Why are you guys realizing this now? Luans has always been the most entitled white lady Karen of all white lady care in the world. Why is everyone surprised at Luans? And let them... No offense. I'm about to say,

during the day, she's not going to change now. Man, right? Friends, it was different because, like, you know, she's not going to change now. Man, man, yeah. Friends, it was different because then you went to prison and then you're actually reveled in it. And you're like, oh my god, I'm more famous now than I've been to prison. It was like sick. It was literally sick.

And not in the way I say when I come out with new pair of jeans, I'm like, these jeans are sick. I mean, I'm like in a different way, the gross way, in a gross way. Yeah. So then, Lumia, the wall, I made lemonade out of lemons. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, stay away from my brands. Okay, you're a brand.

You're a brand. So then, John from 6. Tipsy lemonade. But also, Lumaine, you made the lemons, too. You know, because she makes herself the victim. She's like, I really did. I mean, I got Delta really tough hand. Have you ever tried to go into your hotel room and someone else said it was theirs?

Yeah. Then you start fucking some rando from the bar and your maid comes in and said she's not your maid, she's someone else's. And then a po-po tries to put you in the clean. And the next thing you know, you're sliding out of those handcuffs because who does that?

But apparently I do. And I yelled at a police officer, I'm gonna kill you all. I think I've ever had that happen. All because a barber's cat with me all night long. Barbara should have known never to stay at that turn-up's house. Tell you who doesn't support my cabaret. The pigs. I said it.

I said it. It's like the way out. This is your fault in the first place, okay? So then John from Chicago asked if Luan has a problem filling gratitude. And you just know that she was like, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with John and the cast of Chicago. See you. He goes, I think, to show gratitude and, like, sorry,

sorry-ness. You guys are really stupid, sorry. He's like, isn't that part of recovery? And Romana goes, good point. Yeah, that's why I'm always saying, I'm sorry, sorry. I'm recovering. Sorry. Hey, recovering.

I recovered. What did he say to me? He said, hey. Sorry, okay? So, Dharinda is now like, you know what? That's okay. You know what? I'm starting to realize that the way and her old crazy thing is a defense mechanism. So, actually, I'm happy for her. I'm like, wait, where did this come from now? Dorenda's so crazy. She's like, he'll do more talk to the way and better the way I haven't talked to her for a year.

Like, the more I talk to her today right now, this her reunion. And the way I'm saying, you know what I was in Andy? It's a pink cloud. It was a cloud of pink, were you just so happy? Bethany's like, I'll shut up. Jesus Christ, just say you're sorry for one time and you got that life right? Yeah, because now Bethany is basically saying, there's a question that's like, you know, Bethany,

you are saying, you don't owe, like, because of the intervention, you don't owe, because of the intervention, you don't owe me for that, whatever, but then you say you should be calling me Jesus, like the Lord Christ, whatever. And so, which one is it? And Bethany is like, no, all I'm saying is, like, you know, she doesn't have to be nasty to me.

At the very least, she doesn't have to be nasty to me, okay? And the man's like, I wasn't nasty. You know, and let's not forget the things that you've called me in the past. And then we get them on top. I'm like five years ago. It's like five years ago. You're a slut.

You're a slut. You sat around. You're a snake. You're a liar. Yeah, my haircut. It's my haircut. You're a liar. You're a borderline.

You'll always be a liar. You're a slut. Beth think I'm really nasty with the collar. Okay. Like Lola from Ebola or whatever her name is. You look at my Bola. It's like, oh, but she has to call you Jesus Christ. And Beth needs like, um, that's a title.

So I'm just asking for a title, which is decently to ask. And also, I think anyone with a brain knows that that's in exaggeration. Lola from Ebola. I was like, whoa. Geez. So then yeah, we get clips from five years ago. And then Tenzie's going, that's a point!

And so, and he was like, that's not even name calling in the way I'm like, listen, I wouldn't call any of what I did name calling. And Beth is like, that's just an humility, all right? Dennis Trenton that she starts doing the laundry list of everything that she's done, which is so nice. Yeah. But please stop mentioning it over and over again. That's my nice It's like walking down the same block every day and being like I gave you a dollar four days ago Do you know what I did for that dollar? So finally the way I'm like it starts to click in her head like oh this is what I'm supposed to say so she's like I do thank you

Lord Jesus Christ Bethany all right. That's all I wanted Yeah, I was like whoa you really should be kissing her. Yes, Jesus Christ, Bethany. All right, that's all I wanted. Bethany, Bethany. Yeah, I was like, whoa, you really should be kissing her. Yes, and of course, Bethany takes that literally and gets up, bends over from Luan, and she kisses Lu, Bethany's ass. Yeah. And he's like, whoa, that was the first time we ever saw that

over you, and wow, first to turn up and now this. So Andy, it's like you said in an interview, Beth, me that Luanne's never gonna fucking change and she's gonna be a drunk forever and you might as well just throw him prison and throw away the key. What do you think of your remember that, Beth? What do you say? You know what?

I don't know. You know what? Like, we've sat on this couch so many times together and like, here's what I have to say about it. I weirded for you. I weirded for you. I wrote it for you. I was like, what is this America's next hot model? Shut up. I didn't root for her.

Get fuck her. Fuck her. So then Andy finally asked Bethany, what was the deal with that crazy breakdown you had on Miami? And she's like, well, I just sort of hit that element mentally. You know, like there was Dennis like three weeks ago, and then there was like, I was you know, I just like, you know, I just sort of hit that element, like mentally. You know, like, there was Dennis, like, three weeks ago, and then there was like, you know, like, I was a new relationship, and then I was having a shoot with my company, and I just sort of like,

it all, I don't have it all at once, you know? And then Andy's like, well, what about, how is it for you, Luann? And she's basically like, well, it was rough because I was like, is this about me? She's screaming your sicko for cabaret in your face at a restaurant. Yeah, I think it is about you But I'll be about Tom. It's not about Tom. Yeah Please say it's not about Tom

So this is where everybody gets your pretending cry So Bethany just did her is like how it's reading for you and then to rend is like yeah, and he's like other ladies Do you accept where Lewis coming from now and Dorenda goes? I'm really helping get you the penny shine No one helped me get to the finish line No one helped me get to the finish line. Ah! I'll get there eventually. Marad, 12 is fine with you.

So he goes, so Luan, what do you feel about making this whole season about yourself? And she's like, well, just a whole journey. I just felt like a football team without its cheerleaders and I was like, where are my cheerleaders? It's like, oh, where have all the cheerleaders gone? Oh! So now they're like, they cover,

now they're all like, oh, this is all fixed, so we're done, right? And then he's like, no, I have to do like one more thing and I was like, can I get a snack? Whoa. Is this where, who said this? Oh, Luang goes, Bethany goes, all right, we can go home. What'd it be? Where if I said, I need a drink?

Just kidding, Luang. Just kidding. So he's making these little jokes at Luang. And Luang goes, oh no, I mean, have a drink. You can enjoy it while you watch your daughter sleep. Am I right, everyone? So listen cheerleader, everyone deserves a drink once in a while.

So now it's time for the final toast of the season. So they bring up Virgin Mojitos. Bring up Virgin Mojitos. And Durant goes, oh, these will be delicious with vodka. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Trunky. Sorry, Trunky, sorry, Shedler. Bum, bum. Three hours after this reunion,

LeWann fell in a gutter when she was chasing a little kite. But it's only because her foot was asleep. Yes. So then Luana's like, don't be sorry about wanting vodka. I agree. You know, which was funny. She really did say that. I was like, yes, you're going to jail tonight.

Also, no, he does are with rum, but that's fine. So now it's like, truth or dare, which upset me because I was really looking forward to another game of Rose or with rum, but that's fine. So now it's like, truth or dare, which upset me because I was really looking forward to another game of Rose or Thorn. But fine. My rose is me and my thorn is everyone else, all these bitches or thorns.

So, well, that is kind of everyone's answer, right? He's like, we've already played dare. Anyone want a forced insulated call, Scott, and say some truth. So he's like, say've already played dare anyone want a force to insulate a call, Scott, and say some truth. So he's like, say one thing you regret. Sonia, oh no, what's one thing you said or did that major cringe the most? And so first is Sonia and she goes, well,

I really liked giving, to read, to rate whatever's name. I loved giving him advice, but maybe I shouldn't have done that. And they're like, you don't even know his name. And what advice do you think you were giving him? And she's like, it's his name, Andy. He needs to be more Googleable. Yeah. I had to teach him how to use computer numbers three,

so I could look himself up on the internet. So you literally fell flat on her face. And her regret is not telling, it's not getting someone to change their name. And she literally called Tej Raj. Yes. No one even knows the real name anymore. Andy is like, what's his name, Bob? Let's just say Bob, let's just go with Bob.

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I know. It's more impressive that she actually picked one. Yeah. So then to her end, it's like, oh, can you just get me into like, and think of what I'm just got in my mind. Well, if I ain't done this, no, can't think of anything. Mm-hmm. That was funny.

Maybe that was. Yeah. Maybe I'll leave it there, check me. Yeah, what's that time I called? Boba, turn it up about five seconds ago. That was good dog. That was good. I like that.

That was fun. I like that. Nope, nothing. That's no problem. I don't regret anything. She bases like, I just wish I had gone to that clan big. And you know, I could have just been like, just for five minutes, I could be like, I gotta see you

and touch you. And just, and I have you all in my cell. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that's exactly how it would have gone. I love Derrindo's regret is not going to the party. She wets him in by the day. Maybe Kred is not binging got the door she's fucking he's super crazy fuck you fuck you I'd like three lapses please and fuck you

So then Tim's he's like Oppy hmm dry eggs smaaaa I was also that circus I had a bow in my hair just like every girl's dream to be in the circus with a bow and little pink circle on her cheeks and I ruined it I

I'm miserable Oh, God! I think they're... Oh! Oh! And Dale's like, Dale's like, Oh, I got some warm milk for you, Tinsley. Oh, yeah.

Oh, they're there, they're there. And then Andy just is Andy, so he can't let it go. I remember when you're a dog, but you didn't wear eyelashes on camera. Yeah. And then, and then, and this is, again, they're so cruel to

tensley because, and he goes, well, you know, it was hard because my baby was dying and on top of it. And then Andy just turns away from her and goes, that's the dude! She's like, oh! He does. He's like, I'd rather be giving Luanne the time right now. So Beth, he's like, well, I regret that time that we went to get art and I was only paid for art and I didn't get art and I thought that she was gonna end there because that's such a Bethany well, I regret that time that we went to get art, and I was the one who paid for art and I didn't get art. And I thought that she was gonna end there because that's such a Beth and he regret. I regret that you're so bad at your job, you know?

But she's like, but then, you know, I was the one who didn't get any art and I got some for everybody, but then I got one for Tinsley and not myself. And then I was like, I don't give it, I don't need a gift because I have a daughter and that's my gift and Tinsley doesn't have kids, so she needs it. I didn't mean it to be me. I mean that way.

I sure see the need for you. All I meant is that her life is not as full as our lives. That's all I meant. And that she will never achieve this thing that she's wanted for her entire life. That her mother expects of her and therefore she will never ever have her mother's approval in her life ever. That's all I meant. That's all I meant. I mean you get it, Tim's like right? You get it. I just meant I worked for an airline so I could get you a companion pass, because it would be hilarious to watch you fly along

for the rest of your life, because you're going to die alone. I mean, she'll just never know what a mommy means. That's all I meant. That's all. That's all I meant. That's all I meant. Think about bed forever.

Yeah. Find bed. She's always going to be a very sad girl, very, very sad person. That's all. So Luanne's regret. So you know Luanne has no regrets, by the way. And she just is like, what do we just last talk about? Oh, that hand, oh, yeah, that hand.

Oh, I wish I had never done that thing with my hand where I was just so, so fabulous that the producers of Chicago called me up and said, you be in our show. I regret that. I regret my foot falling asleep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I regret this hand. I regret my foot falling asleep. Ah.

Yeah. Yeah, I regret this, Andy. I regret calling the other side. Remember, hello from the other side. It's a big bill, a very big bill. So Andy's like, so, Luan, do you feel better with the group now that we've had this nice talk? And she goes, finally, I have my cheerleaders back.

Welcome back cheerleaders. And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. So he's like, OK, well, just so everybody knows, these are Virgin Cocktails. OK, we're going to make a toast with these Virgin Cocktails. Luan, you want to make a toast? Like, oh, I've got a toast. Oh, yes.

Oh, this is the best thing to ever toast with. I'll tell you. It's a good one. Oh, God. Grat me. God. Grat me the serenity to change the things in Bethany that are not changeable, frankly, because she's incorrigible.

Grant me the serenity to join the cast of Chicago and have a wonderful time, accept the offer to be on the cover of a play bill, and accept money for tickets. To the Broadway show I'm gonna be doing soon! sobriety! And Andy is like, oh, that's interesting. We just toasted with the A.A. prayer for a toast. And she goes, oh, that's not the A.A. prayer.

That's the God prayer. And then every moment, it's like, well, that was good, that was a good challenge. That was good. That was really good. Now, if y'all excuse me, there's a poster down on Miami that needs to be looked at. Am I right, everyone? So I got to get the all out of there and look at me.

She goes, it's a great prayer. It's God's prayer and breath and it goes, it's irony is what it is. That's irony. She goes, life is a capillary, I guess and the man goes That was just about to say that I was just about to say that. I was just about to say that and Very very very sadly that concluded the season around New York and it also concludes our show here in Pittsburgh.

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