Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Tiki Torched

Episode Date: April 25, 2020

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we all know that Berkshire episode, right? We all know which ones are the ones that we will go into the cannon last night's went into cannon Oh my god, this show is so funny. I was cracking up so hard watching this and then you know I'd love to go read some really you know As whole clenched Facebook groups when I'm done You know because I'm a member of every day on Facebook group. I know of and I love finding the ones where it's just those fucking Carons just all lined up to be like this was disgusting. I am I'm writing a letter to the producers. Yeah, write your letter care

Yeah, have fun with that. I don't know what you think you're watching, but they're actually doing a perfect job, so I mean, would I have liked to have been standing there amongst all that? No, I probably would have been miserable, but watching it from my couch, love it. Well, he wants to watch, he wants to turn on TV and see who you would stand next to on it. I wouldn't. No, never. They're boring. He's hell.

Listen, I can stand next to him and I choose to watch TV instead because they're boring. Okay. Yeah. Every single inch of this episode was hilarious. Every there was like not a dull scene, not a dull moment. And I know everyone's going to ultimately be talking about the throwing of the teaky torches and all that stuff. But like, this is going to be one of those episodes that we're going to like revisit it in four years doing some sort of like rewind episode on the road. And we're going to like revisit in four years doing some sort of like rewind episode on

the road. And we're going to say, Oh my God, I forgot how much funny stuff was in this. I forgot how funny it was that Luan was hitting on these like, at least like weathered fuck boys. All this stuff that we've just like, we'll forget about. And we'll be like, Wow, this was an amazing episode. It's like scary Island. When we went back and we watched scary Island, of course there's that big fight at the end, but we forget that it opens up with Kelly telling Bethany that she's not a chef, she's a cook,

or Alex McCord having a photo shoot on the beach. Like these hilarious moments that get like overshadowed by just craziness. Yo Hanais. Yo Han just. Yo, hi, yes, yeah, yeah, hot eyes. Yo, hot eyes. That was my little, uh, that was my speech to get everyone excited. All right. Well, let's get into it, shall we?

So we open with the girls in the lower level, the basement that the WAN, Luan has just fled and Ramona's calling Luan while everybody pretends that they would be totally fine with the basement. Notice that nobody took it. Yeah. And then no one actually went down there for the rest of the episode. Yeah. So, you know, it's so funny to me that Luan is complaining about that room smelling like

pee. It's Ramona's house like Sonia's room smells. I mean, at least now it does. You know, now it smells like pee. Sonia's just a little pee everywhere, you know? Well, it's not just pee, Ronnie. It's pee and there was a spider. Or as the way I would say, well, because it starts off like,

well, I went to the bathroom and a spider came down from the ceiling. And then by the end of the episode, just like, I mean, I was there. I was like, just spider after spider. It was raining spiders. Anti-Hololuia raiding spiders. Oh. So Romana calls there, she's like, swing, swing, okay?

The wind, I'm really sorry, I didn't give you my room, okay, or stone just room. And the way I was like, you know, it's not really even about that. It's just about never being considered. I go down to that room and the smell, the spiders! I'm like, what am I doing? I was really hurt. Now, I'm not a spoiled brat. You know that, right? Yeah, I'm not a spoiled

brat, but I am a cabaret star, and I'm entitled to a certain sort of treatment, and I was just married a few scant years ago, so I don't know why I'm always throwing into the dungeon with all the spiders and calphe. Reminders like I'm so sorry. Feel that okay. And Sonia is just going. I feel bad too, Lou. I feel bad too. You know, just come back. You don't have to sleep in that shit hall. By the way, I also liked when Louan declared that she was not a spoiled brat. I'm like, mm, uh, that's about that, Luan. You know she was saying that as she drove in the carpool lane, you know, like, drawing a plastic bottle out the window, littering, not cutting up her soda six pack rings. Yeah.

Um, so yeah, so one thing, gravel enough, Luan's to win like well, I mean I can't deny my fans So well listen I'll tell you one thing Ramona. I'm gonna kick your ass in tennis and I'm staying in my house tonight Because I'm 10 minutes away in the village that everyone wants to be and okay, you got that straight Haunted pie Ramona's like you know what I'm owning it, okay? She had a bright to be upset. Sit, I'm owning it now, I'm owning it. A Muno struggle to stay nice and be this like nice new Muno through this episode is so funny.

Because she's just, she does normally what she takes a whole season to do. We're normally she's an asshole all season and then she's called on it and then to nize it and the screams and yells will just let you are. And then goes, I'm sorry, Kagan. Sometimes he say things that she can be saying, okay? But now she's doing it like every five minutes.

She's just on a loop where she says something city and she's like, sorry, I'm on it, right? I'm on it, sorry. It's to keep people up her ass. My theory is the reason why she was so quick to apologize to Luan is that she needed to build up friendship capital so that way she could spend it to go to her friend's party later that night and leave them all behind okay so I think that she was playing she was just like she was like okay I'm gonna do a bunch of nice things in the morning so when I just do my night then we'll be mad at me okay

okay okay so Dorenda's like Dorenda's gonna go to the party yeah I just wanna be a loser is thinking It's thinking, you're not remembering laughter. That's right. You look, I don't even want to go sleep jobs. That could be awkward.

Like, that could be like, anybody who loves you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, anyone right now, you know what I'm saying? So I'm always like, whoa, I'm really surprised these girls don't even wanna go to the party. I mean, I don't think how many hours can we, like look at each other's faces, okay? I mean, let's get some good action, all right?

Let's get some food, some wine, some dancing, some men, maybe some Mario, or my best friend, Sashdora, every, I mean, I'm an ageless and she's the same age as me because we're both ageless, that makes us the same age, which means that she'll probably be at the party too. Okay. I And different this like you were a disaster last night Tony. Well, it that when that girl Elise calls you out. I'm tangy. I was like take back, take back, take back, take you back. And then Tim's like, yeah, there she threw it on me. It's like she's a trophy wife.

Tony goes, yeah, I threw it on her cause she is the trophy wife. Yeah, she's like, so I was like, I mean, I was a hard working life, a hard working life. I picked out fabrics every now and then for things. I gardened, she said I gardened, okay. I wasn't just sitting around in a moomo all day and since he's like, I was hard working too. Tony he goes you don't even you didn't even know where the shoe

repair shop was in our neighborhood. I mean you don't even know where the shoe repair shop is. First sign of being a trophy wife if someone says hey where do I fix my shoe and you can't say where the cobbler is. Here are trophy wives. So we are stand up with Jeff Foxworthy. If you don't know where the shoe repairman is then you might just be a trophy wife. So we are stand up with Jeff Foxworthy. If you don't know where the shoe replant repairman is, then you might just be a trophy wife. Oh God, you know that Sony is that woman in the shoe repair store, right? He's just always there like, I'm sorry, it's not the right shade. This is going to be free, right? a poor x trophy wife like can we fix these like ma'm there's no soul left on these I don't care just screw the heel into my screw the heel into my foot having soul is overrated so

Leah's like um if you have to explain that you're not a trophy wife you probably were a trophy life because you know when she's like Sober she like doesn't open her job very much so she's like clenched that's why she, because you know when she's like sober, she doesn't open her job very much. So she's like clenched. That's why she probably gets so excited when she's drunk, because you can be like, I can finally open up my jaw. She's like, you know, you probably are a trophy life. Yeah, she does talk like she's got braces

and you just can't see them. Yeah, you know, like those corporate braces. Yeah, the rubber bands keeping your mouth closed. She probably has sympathy braces for her daughter She's like well my daughter has braces so I thought I get them to just to go with it with her So Leo's like well, you know, you got to have said that that lady said to you, you know You're a trophy wife and then you said it to Sonia and so he was like okay, so Tinsy found it offensive to Shay

That's a to Shay that's a to Shay I Like that. They're still discussing the marriage to to Shay that's a to Shay that's a to Shay I like that they're still discussing the marriage to to Shay. This is not like two episodes. God, they've been in the hamptons a long time. Wow. I think right? Because two Shay was two weeks ago, I think. Yeah. It's just until Ramona fucking learns what to say is I mean, it could be seasons. This could be a five season arc. Yeah. I'm surprised no one said word word. So next we get the tennis, the tennis coach. Adriano comes over and almost like like she's like put on her like busiest tennis outfit and Adriano's like, oh, I like your tennis outfit, you know, and almost like, well, he's probably

the hottest tennis pro in the Hamptons, okay? Everyone loves hitting on him. He's Italian, he's tall, he's gorgeous. What else can I say? Okay, I'll say more than he wants to marry you, okay? I think I'm gonna marry him, even though I swear I don't love him anymore, when I really do. Hey, Adriano, wanna go to Quarantine with me, okay. Ramona is basically living the life that she would be in so much trouble for if she was a man. She's just like, I'm going to hire anybody I can bang, okay? Like anybody I can bang, okay? I don't even want people to live in by Amazon prime packages.

And let's say I can slap me in the face with a penis. When they're just like, she's not even trying to hide it at all. My mind. Yeah, she is. She's she's basically she's taking the Me Too movement and like, she's like, whoa, Me Too. I got a hot guy also. Yeah. So she's she's hitting balls around with Adriano. And I love her like version of Monica Salas or Hannah

from Summer House, is that every time she hits a ball, she was, boom, boom, boom. It's like a different like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then she just gets so mad, like, damn it, damn it. I love people that don't practice tennis, or practice anything, and you're like, damn it, if I just try one more time,

like, no, no time like no I know and her scraggly like on camp's tennis court and then uh Luanne finally gets there and she's trying to get in the gate and she's reaching over the gate going Ramona how do I get this gate open oh god no respect here I have it smells like pee out here the spiders on the gate oh there it is it's like yes, it's the same latch. It's on every gate ever made. I know I mean for crying out loud She tells me first she first years puts me in the basement and then she doesn't have a dormant at the gate I mean what sort of hovel is this? So she sees the Italian guy and is immediately like boner town So she sees the Italian guy and is immediately like boner tail on

He's like oh bonjour no Mario Luigi pasta pasta sauce. How about that? I do face Oh, Fredo ZD super Mario brothers. Am I right? Hmm the rain brako am I right? Little Italy Chuckie George make. Chuckie. Jordan. Big boy. Chuckie. Cheese.

Monica. Balucci. And so he's like, oh, I love. I'm about that. And she's like, oh, well, you haven't lost your accent. Hey, and he's like, oh, and since you didn't understand, she said, I still have accent. And Ruman is like, you know what? Your accent sounds very.

Whatever. I don't know. It's great. Keep the accent and you know keep it Yeah, it was like you know the way I mean she always had a good body, but now it's awesome You know and there's like thanks Ramona. I just I'm trying to be nice. Oh really. Oh good job Don't try it too hard. It's just not your ammo That was funny. That was funny me Good job, you shame Ramona. That was the me. Good job, dude. Now that was the two Shay Ramona, that was the two Shay.

Sonia screaming from the second floor. Sir, I'm just like, you know what? We're not gonna go to the party tonight between we all decided. Oh, well, your friends will be very disappointed with that Ramona. So I call my most important friends, a fry here at the weekend.

It's like you fucking liar. Yeah, you know what I do with my most important friends? I like them to have their own time together. So later on tonight, I'm probably going to leave you because you're the most important people. I have to go spend time with less important people, that way they feel as important as you. Okay. So then Durinda comes down and just heckles everybody the whole time and

mocks them. But you know how I play tennis. She looks like a cockatoo. She's like standing there so happy. She's like, hey, hey, hey, good boy. Hey, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good Good job. You're man. You're about to get back to Lover there. Yeah.

Yeah, Ramona and she'll be really sexy. And she really, really like that. Because Ramona's trying to make cute poses, but she's like lifting her butt up and like, it's not working, Ramona. And then she tells us Ramona think it uses the 80s way of hiring. They have to be good looking. They have to be fit. And they have to be somewhat dateable. It's like, since when is that the 80s way of hiring. They have to be good looking, they have to be fit,

and they have to be somewhat dateable. It's like, since when is that the 80s? Like, that's like the modern way of hiring people. I know, exactly. That continues to this day, unfortunately, despite any sort of movement. Luanne Meanwhile is just like losing her mind. She's like, keeps looking at Adriano.

She's like, he's gorgeous, just gorgeous. I'm like, what are these women falling over this guy? He's just like a very ordinary version of the other one that's not Owen Wilson. Girl, talk guys can get away with anything. They could be ugly or. With an accent. Yes.

And then you finally get one in your house. They poop too much. They take up the whole bed. Nothing fits them. They're always taking all the blankets. Give me a short guy any day. guys are overrated get out of here look Ronnie is it true that you played tennis as a child of course I played every sport terribly as a child my mother put me in everything yeah my mom was a tennis lady and she played tennis with all the

ladies at the country club every night and so all the kids all the kids were forced to be friends with each other and we all went to tennis. And we had a really mean tennis instructor named David. And he used to chase me down and like, well, it was all of us, but I was the one who got hit all the time because I wouldn't run. I never believed in running, even then. And he would pelten me with tennis balls really hard.

And call me Fatso. Super fun. Super fun. Thanks, El Paso, Country Club. Wow. Well, it's too bad. You could have been the next boris becker. I don't know. That is. I know all the girl ones because my sister and my mom were

really into it. Monica's jealous. More team. And never to love. What was the name? Jennifer Capriotti. The young. I also knew Pete Samper, well, I didn't know him. Oh, Pete Samper is a friend of mine. We once passed by each other in the frozen food aisle of a citronella. It's not what they call it in the hamptons. Whatever that story is. Anyway, citrine, I don't know. We're friends.

We're done. We're done with thinking. Like, can I start about Pete Samper? When we do these on demand videos, I have to not let myself watch you for too long because I just start watching you like a TV. Like, I guess we should tell people that we are on demand. Did you mention that at the top?

Oh, okay. Oh, I guess I wasn't listening. I guess I was in my own head. Dreamy of Adriano, my Italian, heartthrob, tennis instructor. Yeah, I'm like Durrindo, I'm only fans, just playing with my boobs over here on this side of that. Okay, so the point is, the point is,

Cabaret, right? Let me tell you something, I beat each and every one of those spiders and doubles, am I right? So Durrindo's like, she's based, Durrindo has a good read on it. She's like, you know, this whole match, she's not in to do with tennis. You You always competitive and will decimate Ramona. A Ramona will pretend to play

and have a teacher to try to press Adriana. Okay. That's what's happening over here. And then Luana wins and she's like, good game, Scoop, and you're in this like, yes, then it's like, you have to miss a better time is here than winning. Yeah, Luan goes, oh, I'm having a ball over here. Revenge, like I love how evil she gets. Like somehow this tennis court has been, this is, I'm surprised we didn't get a single flashback to that iconic tennis match with Ramona and Mario versus Luan and Jill.

Oh, yeah. Because they don't want to give Jill Zarin one fucking second of airtime, you know, it's like, you give Jill Zarin one second of airtime and then for two years, like, I'm having a season I real housewives and you are tuning for me. Oh, they just cut me out. They cut me out. That's how much respect they got for a classic, right? Yeah.

I mean, you would think that this was going to be Jill's big moment, especially since she had a big scene last season where she was actually playing tennis with Luan. So like, I'm sure she was primed and ready to go. Like she probably in the head. She probably was stuck at the gate. Hey, can someone help me out over here? Hey Jill, hi.

That's the sound of the ring when Jill shows up. Hi. All the spiders lined up at the gate That's the sound of the that's the sound of the ring when Jill shows up All the spiders lined up at the gate and were like you shall not pass So then tinsley and lia are In the room getting ready or something Emily is like, you know Sonia's great lover and everything, but she really won't stop fucking with you. And last night she told me, I married the fucking bank. And we get a clip of Sonia and that weird bowling alley. He's like, I don't need this.

I don't need the mansions. I don't need the bowling alleys. I married the bank. Not the banker. I married the bank not the banker I married the bank. Yeah, I'm like that bank really worked out well for you when you were like six million dollars in debt because you tried to finance some sort of John Travolta film and now we're winding up in up your daughter's apartment with towels on the window. I know. What was last time I got the jersey bank?

Like, what bank was it? Oh, so you shouldn't have married Frost. It's the first, it's going to be the first to go. You know it. I married the teacher's union, credit union. I married the bank. It was a piggy bank, but it was a bank nonetheless. I married the chat-caching store. I married Western Union. I married the coin star not the

quarter. I married the thing that the girls got store their money in. They're bra. I'm married a bra. I'm married a bra. She's like, I had a private island. I had the yacht. It's like, are we back here again? Sonia. I know until she's like, it is so sad she won't move on hold on

uh... he's moved hold on i see a little blue dot moving uh... what's her net has been saying to for to for no it's not to for what is it

oh topper topper yeah i see a movie he's moving i gotta go sorry i ruined it because i might housewives history is resty today What Sonya totally has to Sonya totally has to move on from the past. I mean it's ridiculous anyway I have to go get my hair curled cuz it's kind of my signature look from 2003 So Leo's like yeah, Leo's like the yacht has sailed honey, which is gonna repeat 97 times So I try to know and lose so it's after the tennis game

and Lou's, you know, coming on really hard at this poor guy. She's like, you single lurch? And he's like, oh, you know, it's very hard to meet someone special in the city. And she's like, oh, hi, cheers. She's like, oh, real? I can't imagine you're having a hard time meeting someone.

I mean, I'm your single. Oh, I mean, it's ridiculous. Have you ever thought about putting on a bandana and growing out a small little go-t and maybe coming during a pirate ship? Has that ever occurred to you? That would really be hot for me. Have you ever considered doing some lines from perfect strangers? What a fun little sitcom you should try. Mind if I call you, palkie? Okay, POS is real. How about this? We do the dance joy and I'll hop into your arms.

All right, hit it, boys. He's like, you're trying to happen in the right time. And she's like, the right time, yes, yes. It could happen today. And he's like, no, I don't know about today. I don't know about that. She's like, oh, like Wow, well you just Fuck me down. I fought the law and the law on

You saw her pretty strong words for a tennis pro to say to a capa-raist who lives in Saag Harbor No less you want to reconsider that? Maybe I'll throw in some kiyanti that was Italian for you You have a foot and you have a fucked a lady with stretched credit in a roundhouse think about it that, uh, maybe I'll throw in some keyanti. That was Italian for you. You have a, you have a fucked a lady with stretched credit in a roundhouse. Think about it. Do you know what it's like to pick Giovanni sequins out of your pubic hair? Think about it.

So later on Ramona is at the grill. I mean, Jesus Christ, this is going to be a nine hour recap. I mean, just Ramona is the grill is all I needed. I all I needed. I would have been fine for the whole season watching from the one at the grill. I know it was like, I mean, I know the Bobby Flay lives in the Hamptons, but this was really taking it up a notch. So, so that was an unintentional emerald reference to in the middle of that. So, so then, so Ramona's at the grill. She's like, really? Like only like only one side of this grill is going on right now. I mean, like, come on. Like, why aren't the other ones kicking in? Like, what's wrong with what's happening with this grill? Okay. And then she'd like nearly let's

yourself on fire, which is great call back to when the way animals did the same thing in the brochures. I think that like God's trying to send a message to these women. Like God is trying to burn them alive. Like, I don't know how many times, how many times can these women avoid a massive, massive fire? Because it's twice a business of a lease. Well, I think God's just trying to say, make things easier.

Like maybe inspire somebody to make an easier grill because that is some bullshit. If you've ever tried to light one of those fuckers, yeah, they are very, very difficult. There's nothing as emasculating as a grill, okay? My dad's like hey, when I help why don't you start that grill? I'm like this is just so he can feel better than me because he knows I'm not gonna be able to start that grill You press in that red button nothing ever fucking happens stupid grills And it goes click click click click click and then you think you're gonna blow yourself up and I don't understand

Why is it that like the stove is easy to light usually, but the grill isn't like why can't like grill Why can't they design grills operate like stoves like it drives me nuts in my whole department No department complex used to have a grill and it was the same thing It's like like like like like like like like like like then you think you're gonna blow yourself up. It's very scary I'm with Ramona on this actually a little bit. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

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Oh, that crap is commercial. So Dorenda inside, all the girls are standing in the kitchen and Dorenda's like, hey Louis, you really jagged me? She's called Frosé. And she's like, oh, is there alcohol in this? It's like, oh yeah is there alcohol in this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she had alcohol like I was just fully offering her a glass of frozen during the like, no, I think that he went into alcohol like I mean, I think you know, she just is like,

you know, I think that she loves cocaine, okay, I'll just say she loves cocaine think that alcohol Okay, I just want to you all do we end back the only way and I guess wasted it is not an alcoholic Yeah, and I love how she puts it cuz she's like So Leo's like So Leo's like, um, so guys, uh, I help setting the table or whatever. And we're gonna go, oh yeah, thanks for helping with the table, Leah. And she goes, you're welcome. She says, you didn't do it. Leah, there's no folks knives. This is what I'm saying. Yeah. By the way, Mercedes Ramona's like higher in health is out there setting the table. And I don't know why she's saying like, thank you for doing it. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, no folks in knives. There's like higher in health is out there setting the table And I know why she's saying like thank you for doing it yet. And she's like yeah, no forks and knives

There's no forks and knives and so they was like well your your woman said that they're in the napkins Oh, she did that. She normally does that but the face you went never mock forget fine We'll just have a buffet setting for non-buffade lunch. It's fine. I'm not mad at wall. Okay And like I was like she said she was she said they were in there. She's like oh really? Forks and knives and napkins wishing idiot They're just like get that nice. Why you talk to that way? That's not nice. That's not it. And the way goes unbelievable Like they're fighting over the roll ups the ropes of napkins and forks and knives and The Ramona of course is immediately like sorry sorry sorry okay

Don't let her talk to you like that. She's a bitch. She's a bitch. Come on. Lea don't let her talk get mad Lea get mad And Lea's like I'm not offended. I don't care. Don't be like that. Lea God I'm not offended. I don't care. Don't be like that, Leah. God, you're more terrible. So then we're all like, yeah. Cheese? When no cheese on your turkey burger. Cheese and no cheese. Cheese and no cheese.

Oh, it's completely sweet. Oostis. Listen, there ain't no, it was in Gentlvoice. Yeah, in Gentlvoice. She's a bitch with spiders in the basement And Leah's like this is how might mean my family talk to each other so it doesn't really offend me And so you're like you need therapy What I need you to cutting board. Okay, so it won't even help me all right she just leaves I weren't her house I would help I would help well well

I'll just find my cutting board myself. Okay, you know what I really miss? There you go. This way I need to have a mirror. You never mean to do the grill. I'm gonna have all my face. Okay. Why does Mercedes do all this stuff? Like what the hell is Mercedes doing over there? You know, like it's rude to be rude to the help, but you're allowed to be rude to other people. So how listen, I'm a least a Vanderpump fan. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I just I felt bad that Mercedes was barely even getting credit for setting the table. Leo's in get all the credit. Yeah. Uh, poor Mercedes never name your child Mercedes. Rich people want to own you and work you too hard. You know, just like the car.

Don't do that. Go with Sarah. It's easier. Sarah, yeah, that's a good call. So they also- So they're like, from your auntie, okay? So then they're having lunch and Durvin is like, to the host, to the most, and sometimes with bite. Hey, you, yeah, you little puppy,

puppy, cute. Too shame. So then, yes, they do that. And then they're like, it's like, thank thank you for to win for coming up from the lower level basement Spider-bass minutes spider-caburns So sick so Drinta I was telling the wind I have a conversation that we had that was really touching

It was sisterhood to trap them pantalonies, okay? That was for you Adriano What makes you feel vulnerable when was the last time she cried? Okay? And the way I was like, well... I can tell you this, it was very difficult yesterday not having a drink after being in the basement. I'll tell you what, I'll drive you to drink a brown recluse that I think I almost saw that That was hard. Wow. Wow and during this like yeah, you know now you're at them. She realized it's kind of like that

Someone in the watch tower looking down. I mean go right for that. She can't you do something wrong Damn, break me back in the head. I mean, maybe you can let come feeling you know when you've got that I love I love to Rinda's like it always has a strange metaphor every episode and last week was about the ice burn this week Maybe you can get that comfortable. You know when you get that. I love to run this show. It has a strange metaphor every episode. And last week was about the iceberg. And this week was, yeah, it's awful. They get had someone in a watch house. Oh yeah, but you wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, I have someone in a watch house. Cause then you look up at the watch house. And no one's there. And you're like, who's in the watch house? I was like, I don't know who's all along the watch house. But I'm gonna go up to them. You're gonna say to watch. And I'm gonna go up to the watch house. And I'm gonna go up to the watch shower and I'm gonna say hey

Somebody's not here, somebody get John you get up here. He has hard-known happy guys But doesn't know how to get into a watch shower. John doesn't even go up to stairs. He can't get into the watch shower What are we talking about? John's barely John can barely even watch from the couch falls asleep every turn I think we should have tome and carry you about to kill out of this pickle. Good night, Sean.

Nice sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so Louis, I was like, well, yes, as I was saying before this, very labored watch tower situation. It was hard for me to drink last night. I'm just gonna reiterate, once again, it was hard for me as a capyre star

to not drink amongst a cascade of spiders falling on my eyeballs. Very, very difficult. So if you want to extend any sort of sympathy towards me, I will be received. Good now. Thank you very much. And Lee is like, you know, there's only so many things. There's so many things going on in her mind. I mean, is her family gonna be mad? Is she gonna disappoint her friends? You know, but people were like that with me, and at some point you just have to say, go fuck yourself, mom, I'm gonna start a mansion on fire with the teaky torch.

About that bitch. Right. You know what, Louie Ann? I'm proud of you, because that took a lot of courage. I mean, I wasn't really listening to what you were saying. I think it was something about like you found in Armadillo on the side of the road, and then I think that was a really courageous of you. So thank you for sharing that, Kay.

Ding dong. Hi. The Jill's Aaron ring goes off. And I'll tell you what I'm a phone revolver about. Hi. And income Ed and Michael Sonia's dog groomers. Wow. So Luanne sees this dog groomer guy and just starts falling all over herself. This looked like a garbage pale kid version of like Robert Redford. I'd say bold from soap dish. It was a guy who peaked in 1988, walking around shirtless in Chelsea, bopping around to like, I got the moves, baby, you got the motion. And like, he is still holding on to that moment with, you know, fairly well preserved with various, you know, updates, you know, and he has like, what Ralph, you wig him here, that's like trying to be some sort of endless summer ode. It was a disaster.

And Lou fell for every single, every single inch of it. But once I saw this, I couldn't unsee it. Does me look like someone's mom? Like, just basically, I know it's hard to imagine because it's like all muscular and stuff. But then he also looks like the mean lady down the street for me, he's just like mad that I wouldn't eat her cookies. He's just like a mad that I wouldn't eat her cookies. Like literally is mean to me because I wouldn't eat her cookies one day.

She just has a scary lady face. Yeah. If he if he actually just reflected his hair up and like maybe wore like a kind of like a brown hat with a feather in it, he could look like a very waspy woman. Right. Like a waspy woman out on a nature walk. Yes. And he's even got kind of care in here. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, there is like a certain, there's a certain short hairstyle that women can rock that makes them look

very, very wealthy and lost be and he sort of has that crystal in the comments. Just said, it's his K plus eight face. I resent that because I'm currently growing Kate Goslin here. And if I take off these headphones, you'll see my hair in the back like spring up like like a like a little sort like bush that she has in the back. Shrub, won't do it. I can't help it. My hair is my hair is going into a natural Kate Goslin state. I can't. That's terrible. I

just don't think I can do about it. So Luana is boner town again. Second time in like five minutes. So she's like, Truly. Oh, you have a business. What are you? Who are you? What are you? A dog grooming, you say. Hmm.

Really? This is the thing. People. Sonia, the dog groomers here. Sonia. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

It's like, wow. Really, I'd like to be groomed. How do you do. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Business it's like well, I said groomers for dogs. What's next? I Mean what what a crazy world we live in oh next we're gonna have people who drive cars for other people wow What if people had cars? What if people had groomers for their car? I mean what is next?

You're just gonna go somewhere and then your cars groomed This guy he is hilarious. He told a great joke about I honestly, I don't know what the joke was about, but it was great, whatever it was. So they made, they start washing this dog, right? Yeah, he's washing the dog and our notes in the sink. So they're in the sink, and he comes over and she's like, Oh look at you, watching a dog, grooming in a sink, so. Is this, hmm, do you need help? And he's like, no. He'd be to hold him, anything, anything at all. He's like, do you have a dog?

So yes, his name is Ashton. Then Ashton. Ashton Martin, which should give you the idea that I might be very wealthy, even though I might not be anyway, the point is this, I could hold a dog and look at the way you're using the sink. I love things and sinks. Wow. Wow. And this guy is covered now in dog. Anyone who's ever watched a damn dog knows what this guy smells like. I could smell him through my TV and it was not

pretty. Okay, especially Sonya's dog. You know that dog is covered in like little droplets of pee from sleeping with Sonya I'm like whatever she left in her bed that might, you know like old spaghetti or whatever. Yeah. Anyway, just a stinky stinky smell So I'm like covered with like taboo, right? Like some like fragrance from the 80s Yes, like a mix A song in taboo Sonya comes over and she's like, you need some massage like that. On her shoulders, she's so tense.

Aren't you the one? And the one's like, oh, oh, oh my shoulders. Oh, I mean, I don't remember Jiggles, he's a dog rumored, but I mean, I am so tense. I mean, I had to sleep in a room with spiders, two nights ago. Oh, it's still in my shoulders. Oh, yearning for a man's touch, a real man's touch.

You know what I'm saying? So he's like, well sit down, sit down. Like this guy has not been treated like this since like goonies came out, you know what I mean? He's like, what? He's like, okay, sit down. So he starts to get, he's all wet. Oh, it's just, it was gross. Yeah, he starts to get, he's all wet. Oh, it's just,

it was great. Yeah. And she is there looking beautiful. And his like wet sort of, his wet leg, former fuck boy body is just like pressing against her back. And he's like, well, let me tell you about the time I went to the short circuit premiere. She's like, mm, yes, yes.

Mm, I'm, Circuit premiere she's like, yes, yes, I Whatever did happen to Mary Bozer may a master Antonio false her name Mary master Antonio whatever happened. I'll tell you whatever happened to Mary through a master And that's what I want to know I Want to know what Mary through a master and Mary Mary master I'd Virgin Mary am I right what happened to her? You know, we always find out what happened to Jesus, but what happened to Mary, Mary, Virgin Mary, am I right? Am I right, everyone? Oh my God. The man is so 1980s with her Virgin Mary reference. So he's was sashing her and then she's like, I love this. And so he goes, so do I. I'm a boy. Yeah.

So suddenly it's making it even more sexual. And then the man goes, you have great hands. Yeah. And then they do this like side by side of the when getting pampered and Marley getting pampered. Like it's just hilarious. Like, hmm. I mean, it's just like, it's just, it's just that. And then she's like, oh, do you make house calls?

Like, maybe even to perhaps a very round house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's my number. Here's my number. And then when she walks away, they keep looking back at each other. Well, first I give like a little kiss, right? It's like, mm, mm, mm. Oh, you disappeared for a second you back. I know so did you.

Uh oh So uh but you're back. So I keep giving each other the sex like oh oh oh Gross And then like us to Sonia like because there's like this fan that's blowing on Marley

I guess a dry mouth and Sonia just like turns around and sticks her ass in the fan and it's like picks up whatever her like her cover up and just around and sticks her ass in the fan, and it just picks up whatever her cover up. And just starts shaking your ass in the Marley thing. I was just like, while Luba Wann is just getting this central massage from this creepy, former international male model. And then the other dog groomer, guys, you're gonna be massaging all night. So now everyone's getting all dressed up because it's dinner time.

So they're getting dressed up to go downstairs, which is very love island to anyone who watches that show, where they just get like all dressed up like they're gonna go out to like the biggest club in like the UK. They're just going out to the backyard. Yeah. And Ramona's getting dinner ready and tons of you and son you're talking in the kitchen and since he's like Yeah, well, you know, I need my dogs grew like I want to give them really big hairs and the little tiny skinny bodies Cuz I don't want them to look fat Sonny cuz don't tell you dogs. They look fat. It's my job. I'm a stage mom

Yeah, well, since he goes I didn't tell them they look fat and sonny's my job. I'm a stage mom. Yeah. Well, Tinsy goes, I didn't tell them they look fat. And so, he goes, well, you look at them like they're fat. She just gives them really judgey eyes. And Tinsley doesn't even deny at that point. She's like, I just look at them like my mom looks at me. That's all. Yeah.

It's called mothering. So, yeah. So, Leah like very excited She's like she's like no, I'm just like excited because it's just gonna be a night where we're staying in and just be a night of Girl bonding. I gotta have to worry about some weirdo white dude showing up and then of course it cuts this guy Like weirdo white dude. We're no white dude basically so like gargamel enters but like our gmail the hamptons yeah he's like he's like hi how's it going music oh jack got a lot of colors crazy come on in and he's like about no

10 whatsoever it's remodeled to scrap this guy and this is the most this is how I want to be described by the way she She just shows, well, Jeff, he's a character. He actually makes the greatest in Zonia and he's very good pianist. I was like, okay, we'll lead with those things. Sure. Certainly sounds like a character. God, I love those good lasagna making pianists. Wow, what a character. So Leah is talking to Mercedes because there's no one else to talk to. And she goes, what is he doing here?

Like it's supposed to be a pussy party. Where's the pussy? And Mercedes is just cracking up, you know, she was like, oh my God. I can't wait till I tell my friends. So remote is like the girls wanted to stay here. So I invited people, everyone's at the party. Remote is trying to steal guests from her friends party because she can't go to the party She really is she is cannot deal so Jeff walks up to the Luan is like, eee what's going on?

Remember we met once remember you gave me your number after I told you I made really good lasagna, you know And she's like oh really oh wow that's so funny and then in her interview she's like phone number Oh wow, that's so funny and then in her interview she's like phone number No, sorry, I don't even recognize you. Maybe just the lights from the cab array in my eyes No, you're ugly get away Sir Mona's like yeah, you know, I just started calling cock guys Justin Jack and Carl Michael Benchman, you know call them all Elito Frank Benchman, you know, call them all. Yo, bonito, Frank. Frank, what does that say about Jack that only Jack came? I know.

Jack's a part. I know. Poor Jeff slash Jack, because he goes by Jeff and Jack apparently, because some of them call him Jeff some of them. That is what happened, right? God damn it. No, you're down Jack and then I heard Jeff and then I heard Jack Are you making fun of me or is that did they really keep changing his name because he is his name is Jeff, but Sonia called him Jack Oh, but I think Jack is an acceptable nickname for Jeff on the enough, which is really I think so Well, Jack is an acceptable nickname for John which which doesn't make any sense to me, by the way.

I don't like a nickname that is, I don't like that. I don't like a nickname that has no bearing on the original name, just because they're both one syllable. Jack, for Jeff, why do you have to even make a nickname for Jeff? Why do you have to turn Jeff into Jack? Yeah, you don't need to short your... Or Jack.

I mean, Jeff free to Jack, maybe, but still, who was like, who had to turn Jeffery into Jack that they couldn't just say Jeff, or even free? Not alone, but I'm furious. I'm serious. Leah is with Tinsley, and she's sipping some cranberry, some of Tinsley's drink, and she's like, what is this?

I thought you said this was cranberry juice, and Tinsley's like, oh, sorry, there's no ice, there's actually vodka in there. And Leah's like, I don't care, give all fucking drink it. It's like, oh, sorry, there's no ice. There's actually vodka in there. And Lee is like, I don't care. Give off fucking drink it. It's like, uh, whatever. It's done. It's like, well, as long as she's drinking near me,

I got this. She's not going to wind up going off the deep end. No way. I'm like, yes, you will. You're going to totally undermine her. And then champagne pong. Yeah. So they start playing champagne pong,

which looks super fun. And I was surprised they were just like all into it. Like, Ramona was doing it. Everyone was into it. And Tinsy's like, drink bitch, drink bitch. Drink bitch. Like she started to stop getting it.

Yeah, she had that rasp this season. Drink bitch, bitch. I just, it's hard enough for me to do Tinsley's voice. I don't know if I can add a rasp to it. Like, do a Carol Rads a World. Trick bitch. Trick bitch. And no, that's care.

Trick bitch. It's more of like an Adrian Maloof. Trick bitch. I don't know. Yeah, I think that was sort of a... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rumor, anyone, anyone. I'm here. Shut up, Jeff Jack. Don't stop me, dude. No one wants a pianist, okay? I'm a solo act. So, at least shows up.

Because we're just saying all sorts of craziness already happening. Sony is putting her head in bushes. Ramona's chugging the champagne. It is madness. So at least shows up. She's sort of like, I don't know where I stand with at least just yet.

She hasn't really, there hasn't been time to establish her personality yet. She just sort of is that like kind of a barber level at the moment. But she's established her personality. She sucks. Okay. So I say about it. Do you suck?

I mean, Elise sucks. Yeah, well, she didn't get wasted like everyone else. So that's already the problem. She's like a snoddy, snoddy ass lady, but she's not fun, you know? Yeah. I have a high tolerance for snoddy ass lady, but she's not fun, you know? Yeah. I have a high tolerance for snotty ass ladies who are fun. In fact, I love them, but I don't like just a snotty mean old lady, you know?

Right. Not old. She's probably my age, but you know what I mean? Yeah, we're going to, we're going to get to the bottom. The jury is still out for me on the list, but either way, she's there. She's just sort of like, wow, this is crazy. So then Sonya, we just got a random clip. Sonya was like, Lohan, did you bring my vibrator, I asked you to get me? Lohan, Lohan, so that's the origin story on that.

How many of you, it's like, why are you going to masturbate for everybody? It's like, be careful. If you want me to, don't even normalize it to the point where it's out there like that, you know, you don't mess with Morgan vibrator. So Leah's getting shit-faced already, right? She's pretty drunk now. So she's like, oh Jack, look at you, Jack. You had to like it. I'm going to go, uh, you need to get off of him,

two syllables. Okay, he's got to go. I'm like, it's fine. And suddenly he goes, oh my god, Jack, Jeff, she doesn't like any guys. She likes you. What is it about you? The same reason most of us like guys booze

Yeah, exactly she's like it's so funny. She doesn't want any guy here, but I'm like why Did you like this guy it was so amazingly rude and? Then she has her vibrant all the of a sudden Sony has her vibrator And she's just like walking around with that playing with that cobbling it singing to it, you know Rubbing your hands like is this how I look when I get drunk and where the hell did Sony get that deal though My hands like watch your head girls watch your head. She's got a vibrator in her eyes And it's like, watch your head, girls. Watch your head. She's got a vibrator in her ass.

And Sonia's just Sonia trying to stick a vibrator in it, tensley. And tensley's just rolling on the ground, trying to get away. And then Leah says, Sonia, I'm going to have to put my finger up your ass. You'll stop it. And Jeff goes, I think I'm going to go.

Got a lasagna to make on the piano top. So then, Dorenda's like, okay, hey, Ramona, you said something the other night that really hurt my feelings. You just said that when we were at when we were at two tall with some, we were walking out and our burial was there and he was like, has John and you said he'll be, she'll be done with him in two years and then we was, I said that and you said he'll be, she'll be done with him in two years. And then when I said that, and then we see footage of the matter of restaurant,

and Ramona was going, yeah, she'll have a new guy in two years. No, I love him. We love him, but you can have a new guy, okay? Yeah, two years, that's my witch prediction. Okay, it's my witch prediction. And so, which came true, by the way. So then, then, then we areer and it's like really Ramona. I can't believe you

It's so insensitive. I mean first she sticks me down in the dungeon It smells of dragon pea and then there's spiders coming down my head and then she says this about John She no limit. But Dorenda's totally that girl is like, you know what, like, you can't do anything to help me. I just want a man who can help me with things. And then people are like, well, maybe it's not right for you. So then outside, Tinsley and Leah are getting naked. Leah has just taken off all her clothes. She's buck naked and she's like, you know, you can only hear about yawts and things

being day class day for so long before you just have to, you know, just jump in a pool, you know, so she just jumps in the pool. And Tinsley's like trying to be like spontaneous and fun too, but she gets stuck on her own trash. She's like, oh, I can't take it all. Oh, am I too fat, mother? Am I too fat, am I too fat mother?

And Leah's like get naked now. This is a fucking a high society I know so tinsley jumps into the pool with like her brought like her brawn and stuff and then she's like my eyelashes are Also high society was tinsley's TV show so that was pretty cool true, ma'am I swear she's a woooooooooooooooooooooooo the Tiki, which by the way, alcohol and fire, not always great and makes up, but she's like, they suck, they represent bullshit. You know, I respect that stance, but I also love the idea of throwing Vov from a pool in the Hamptons at a Tiki Torch because you can't stand the oppression it represents when you're

like, galavanting around and truly truly like the pinnacle of society. Yeah. They represent bullshit and dancing goes, they represent a fun party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she goes, no, they don't, honey,

you don't watch the news to you. I love that being like enlightenment in the middle. Yeah, it's trucking party. Wow, way to bring up a white power rally in Charlottesville. You're. Oh, I forgot about the tea. I only know because she apparently said it on watcher happens live. Someone was talking about it on Facebook.

And I was cracking up that, of course, he's like, well, I was actually talking. I was actually speaking against white nationalists. Oh, I was actually speaking against white nationalist scene and the topless swinging champagne to the Tiki. I thought you was making some statement about like some sort of like white colonization of Hawaii, but actually

I totally forgot about those Tiki torches in Charlottesville. Oh, well, so gross. Well, I'm glad that Leah really took a stance in that moment with her with her buddy. Oh, yeah, it was all because of Charlotte's fell. That's what I mean, what a perfect fucking real house life. I know. Why do you hate Tiki torches? So then Dorinda's like Dorinda's in

Saugling. He's different with John. I mean, like, the big picture is he's my friend, and I've accepted him into my life as my friend. I'm like, wow, that's a real romantic thing to say. Yeah, you know what else is a big picture? Any picture of John, he's big. All right? Yeah, why don't go?

I like to have to use my advantage. My code I could ban is take a picture when we get that extra ban again. So yeah, she's like, you know, it's like that. I have to use my Advantage my code I could ban it and take a picture of me get that extra banner in So yeah, she's like, you know, it's like he's family to me now like John would go to the fire with me like I'm about the foundation of the house and I'm not about to gritting. I know about to flooring I'm about the foundation and at that foundation can I just on fire John would go on to it So the foundation is gonna go into the fire with the foundation I had to send fire John will go into it so the foundation is gonna go into the fire with the foundation You

Is the worst I believe in insuring foundation is well in today Foundations should have life insurance The amount is like whoa, whoa, what if I told you okay wait? If I told you if we said a party give me just number the girls What if I said it? What if I said it? What if I said that? What if I did it? It's like the shut up remote actually happened But I know you can look very good problem thing

Yeah, I told you to say I know a man I spoke on my watch tell with it but I have a CD that is anything like that But you would say it you would say it just saying what if we did I'm sick my movie just pulsing Zalibirac Let me basically like 10 to 5 minutes ago one thing I love for sure is you've never flirted with her. Yeah, what kind of defense is that of your slimy ass boyfriend? I know and I'd love that Luanne will take any excuse to be indignant about Ramona. She goes, oh, why are you rolling your eyes Ramona? Why Ramona? Speak, speak your truth Ramona. So then Ramona's like, you know what, girls, I said they've taken her and he's taking the numbers and their relationships and he still hits on them. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but that's the foundation of your house. And I know it's a bad house. Because by a highway, I'm in maven about these things. Okay. The house doesn't even have a low level. It has a basic. Okay. even half a low with level. It has a base in it. Okay. Uh, Sedgirin, uh, Ramona's like, yeah, well, she's a completely different person now than before she was when she started dating John, because you know what? And though she realizes deep down, she's just wanna hit her with it, okay?

And we're to the death bullshit, man. And the way I was like, what a rude way to put that She is the doctor of cavercan of delivering sensitive news I thought of that one all day while I was being groomed and that's such a Luanda thing to say wasn't Is a doctor cavercan like famously excellent at putting you to sleep? Isn't that why people hire him? People want to die and they hire him because he makes it painless and amazing. He makes a suicide look like a fucking four star resort. Okay. Painlessly, his whole thing that he wanted to painlessly transition you to the other side.

So Dr. Kavorkin of sensitive news would painlessly transition you into learning that John is not your ideal choice. Not your idea. I guess. So then, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I don't wanna listen to this shit.

So Elise is stuck there like, uh-huh, mm-hmm. Can we get Sonya back in here so I can call her an accessory again? That was fast. So outside, Leah is like, Sonya getting the pool bitch, take it off now. Cause now her draws on Clench.

So now every scene of her, her draws like a maximum length. and so Leah is just now like Literally throwing fire. We've never seen this before on a real house. I've just someone who's throwing She's taking these torches and just like Did you I fucking hate up Another one and Sonya's like well, I'm not coming in there, though, I'm coming with my medicines.

She brings her boots in there. And by the way, Sonya is throwing the torches also. And by the way, when Sonya throws a torch, and then Sonya takes the torches like a javelin and throws it into the underbrush. And I literally, I made a no, I went, oh my god. Because I was like, the fact that it was like such a blatant fire hazard,

like that entire loan could have just like gone up in flames, right? And I was just like, I literally like, I like, I yelped. I was like, oh, oh my god. Not even a joke, I'm not being funny right now. This is something that actually happened on my couch. That does, that does really say the differences between friends, right?

Because you're that friend, he's like, oh, far and along. I'm like, yes, bitch, yes. I was like, Larry has been on the table throwing you across the room and solidarity. So then Sonya just peels off her dress. She just like takes it off. It has just funny because she has a bra on, but like, just no bot. Like, she's fully commando.

Because I guess for some reason, this is now the male of me,, which is I always imagine if a woman's going commando, she's going commando all the way. Like I just don't imagine if you're not wearing, well, if you're not wearing the bottoms, then you're not going to wear a bra like it doesn't make sense. But it then occurs to me. Oh, I guess that is a thing. But to me, I was like, that's so weird that she's wearing a bra, but no bra bottom, no bottom bikini bottom. I learned about women. Yeah, yeah, you see here. That's what people come to crap and for. What's up with you about women?

Dorinda is still inside going, you know women money, show saying anything else with that shan. He loves you. He's like, I love him too. Okay, the way he gives his numbers to so many people. Okay, so sweet. So she's like, he's just not like Richard. Okay, he's not as intelligent, he's not so spoken, he's not as dignified, he's not as hairless, he's not as chic, he's not as suave, he's not

as tall, he's not as sweatless. He's not as not smelling like Garlicky. He's not as. He's not as he's not as not like a cool aid man. Gladys backpimply. So she just goes on and on and on. Yeah. And then what's even better is that the producers know that we're watching an iconic episode that we will always remember and they're like we want To just give our viewers everything that they could ever want which is the presence of Ray because they just start throwing in these random flashbacks So when Ramona was yelling at John in front of Ray. We just see Ray

Trash He's trash. I'm like We just see Ray. Trash, he's trash. I'm like, it doesn't believe along here, but it is perfect. Please just insert Ray into the scene. Thank you. I have a charity.

I help poor people. Trash. So back out of the pool. So Sonia is like, she is in the pool. And she's like, I feel young and fun. Which is hilarious. And then Leo's like, Dorenda's in there judging us.

She's judging us. Sonia's like, don't invite Dorenda's in there judging. She's judging us So I was like don't invite Dorenda in chill. Rew it and then Leo just throws her champagne I think it was her glass. I think it was her glass Sam Paine. She swishes. She swishes it right she goes well, I don't give a fuck It's just like it's just like a constant stream of glass and liquid flying the whole episode It's and fire glass liquid and fire are airborne. It's insane And Sonya's yelling it tinsley to take off her top and he is like don't be a park avenue wet blanket I hate that I hate that unless I can use it for a drapery.

Then when a man comes out, I'm like, hmm, hello, wow. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm like, listen, lady who probably fucked a dog rumor in the closet today. Can we stop acting like a nun over there? I know, Leah goes, Leah, Lohan, take that damn lap laughing take that denim outfit off and get in the pool Let me think about that. Oh, no So then we see like a close-up of a gas cam in the pool The cheeky gas or whatever so the girls get out naked and

Start to go inside and to Rinda is still wanting to Elise. They put the tiniest pixelation on Leah's vagina. They're just like, okay, we're putting, as you go, two by three pixels wide. We're just, we're going to do the bare minimum to get around the sensors right now. So Luan's like, I can't believe T believe tensley who won't even wear a bathing suit without a wrap is naked I wonder what Dale would think about I know and then we see Luay on walk into kitchen and just Durrindas like mid conversation with the least thing. I mean, maybe I don't want to do it again Maybe it's too much of a commitment and the way I was like, okay Just walk the way like I love it. Like we don't know what to rend us. We don't we know what to rend us say. We don't really know what she's saying,

but we get it. Yeah, she's still going on about John. So then Leah comes into the kitchen and everything Leah has a C-3 mouth. It's like from the bucket hat to now she's in like some C-3 sweater. And she doesn't have a bra or anything other and Durinda just looks at her boots and she goes, no, you need to get that done. It doesn't look good. Cover it up. Her motive by the way was like Neptune's name fat. That's what you all. Neptune's fat cat, it's a iteration. It's also Greek mythology. I'm sorry. So Lea's like, why why don't I cover it up? Is it a they saggy? What's wrong with it? Yeah, so he body shaming me go ahead and shame me pocket

Come on You need some nipple things here. Hold on. You've got some and then she pulls like nipple covers out of her purse It was a band-manes was a nipple. I don't know. She reaches some of her shirts and starts like sticking shit on her boobs Like hey you you know, Lily. I got you who tops. Okay, I'm gonna put some you who bottled caps on you So during the say it ruins like uh Durinda I think her daughter knows she has breasts on the cool mom So Durinda takes Leah into the bathroom and you just hear in the bathroom Durinda going Why you have wings on your vagina?

There's wings on there. And then you guys, cause it flies. Cause it flies. Yeah, I definitely, before this moment, when she got out of the pool when there was like the tiny pixelation, I was like, is that like a reverse Brazilian?

Cause I, cause I, it was like, this wings that was like a, I was like a suggestion of a Brazilian in the middle, but maybe it's a tattoo. I was thinking it was a tattoo. Do you think it was shaved into wings? No, I think it was a tattoo. At first, I thought it was a reverse, a weird, inverted Brazilian.

Oh, God, those motorcycle guys are like, I'm bald now, so now I'm going to shave shapes into my face. I also, yes, I also, I also, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yes, I also, I also, yeah, I'm like, exactly, I'm like, I've never seen that. But, you know what I mean when guys shave, no I know, they do those weird things with their beard. Oh, by the way, never sculpt your beard, everyone. So then, I also like by the window,

when Duranda brought Leah into the bathroom to fix her boobs and everything. She says, I'm gonna make you a star. So the during that tells us I feel the first time and long time and please say there, like in Alien movie, wings from a vagina. Hey, I really love your tribute to Seminoleid 80s, early 96 hom wings. Are you a Christopher not fan also? So then Leah comes out of the bathroom and apparently Durinda had like a leopard

boostier in her purse. Yeah, now she's wearing, she's wearing the leopard boostier with this tool or whatever sheer pink froth around her. So she just looks bonkers and most beautiful girl. Beautiful girl. Yeah. I didn't do anything. And Tinsley's just like eating spaghetti. I don't care what you say mother. Topper can't see this. Run is like, okay, I'm going to a party. Run is like okay, I'm going to a party What are you kidding me Ramona you're leaving your gas Ramona? Your gas all your spiders you're leaving us all here Jill still at the gate trying to get through you're just gonna leave her hang in there

What about this one this mannequin of oh, I'm sorry, that's you at least, sorry. Ron was like, this, I got energy, okay, I gotta go out. Like, what am I gonna stay here for this? Well, invite it, okay. Sorry, I'm gonna go meet a bunch of characters like Jeff, my one friend, his name is, his name is Rohiel, and he's really good at making fish chicks and playing a kazoo, okay, what a character so Sonia follows her to the door she's like rock ma'am not you're going to another party and we're gonna go yes with my other hundred

superficial friends if you walk out that door I'm not going to break red with you to anymore Jesus Wow, I'm so sorry they should be bringing bread over and freaking winter winter born I'm not letting you pay for my lunch again tomorrow Ramona if you do this which is basically what she's saying So the way I'm like well, I'm leaving too, but I agree, she shouldn't leave her guess for sure. Ramona, the winner of the award, the award for the worst host of the summer, congrats.

Congrats. Now, Uber driver, take me to the better part of the Hamptons that I live in, thank you. So now Elise is like, you know why she had to leave, right? She had to co-cate a man. And so he goes I Know you

You just starts going crazy on at least and she's like we know each other And when you use the word accessory like I was trying to empower you Yeah, and by the way They don't show the women smoking on this show, but at one point they can't deny it because at one point, Darynda just starts saying something like, yeah, you know what, she was trying to help you and just all this cigarette smoke just comes out of her nose at her mouth all at once. Oh, you see her vape.

She's holding a vape the whole time. Oh, I didn't see her vape. Yeah. See, look, I've learned that in my own mind, but I just like get all came out like a drag and just like, yeah. See how the vape in her hand the whole time was so funny. I've learned that in my own mind, but it all came out like a drag and she's like See how to vape in her hand the whole time. So finally she keeps like waving around her vape and then just like James, it was like that. It was like that thing. They built at the end of at the end of an American tale like

You know the smoke and So um, she's so least it's like, you know, I was trying to empower you and lia's like You're more powerful than your ex-husband's last name. And then somebody goes don't burn preaching! It was like too bad I already let one on fire with a cheeky torch today. It's like we knew each other before Chuckie Morgan and when you threw out that explikative it's not the word that is the word right? It's the word right? I don't know but you pull out that and and it's like bitch the yacht has sailed you know what you two

Mortimer lose Mortimer and lose Morgan just lose and so I'm just like could you stay out of it and so many of you guys 1985 is gone it's over and then she like slams her bottle down and like splashes. And she's like, and JP Morgan, yeah. And so, Tinsley and Sonia are screaming at that moment. The dog room were just turned into dust. 1985 is over. He's like, oh, so Sonia and Leah are screaming Sonia and Tinsley are screaming and Leah's screaming back and then she just puts her ankle up on the table screaming 1985 is over. And then he goes, when did this party become occupied Hamptons? Like that is? Exactly. This sort of thing got a very rich person would do.

Like that is? Exactly the sort of thing that a very rich person would do. Would say. Doesn't even make sense. You got a problem. You got a fucking problem. And he is like, well, I grew up like Durinda and turn. He goes, well, she's got a problem too. She don't want me to put my logo on my shoes. And then we're going to cut back to that Durinda. I would be so embarrassed to have Ralph's time and I'm like, liby's. Yeah. So Durinda's like, you're not a moron of us. She's like, I'm a moron kid. Yeah, you're not a boy.

Yes, I am. Yes, I'm a moron. Let it go. Let it go. Yeah, Tim's like I feel like she's in like the Kelly's blue book as like lady Morgan is selling a Pinto Raise 500 dollars. Yeah, it's like she's at the car facts $500. Yes, like she's at the car facts. And it's not pretty. Oh my God. Yes, Alia has like, she's doing some like ballet on the table with her leg up there. And, and then she's like, don't get all socialite with me tinsley. And so he's like, don't get all socialite with me.

What are they doing? So they're all just screaming and they're doing the Richard sister thing when Brandy Glambo first came on Beverly Hills Where they're both pointing and screaming and these eyes look like she just looks crazy, you know and she's like you're nasty Don't say that this zone got you're a hater It's like let it go And there's nothing else. I got a pee and she runs down the hallway and just leaves the door open. And pulls down her pants and sits down. It's pulls down her undies and sits down.

And then she yells at the cameraman. Why did she care? The cameraman's just like in the hallway being like, and should I proceed in like the door's open? So I know I can film it, but is I am I gonna get in trouble? If I actually walk in while she's being right there, but then Leah comes in and she's like huffs in and then she sits down in front of Sonya is peeing and she sits down from Sonya puts her like her hands on her knees and then it's like it's basically like being like you have to get over you have to move on and like I cannot believe

we're watching Sonya pee while Leah is giving her a pep talk in the back room. And so I was like, why do you care? So then Sonya gets up and like puts her against the wall. So like sexual. Yeah, I said, why do you care? That we care about our roots. Those are not your roots, you weirdo. So you're murdering Bruce. And then Leah just kisses her.

She starts kissing her. She's like, I'm much more than just some bitch that Married a Morgan. I'm just some bitch that Married Amorgan. I'm a Morgan, that Married Amorgan. And then she goes, and Tinsley's the one who built a brand based on the fact that she married Amorgan. But then they're wine of like hugging,

because it was, because when Sonia pushed her up against the wall, she was also groping her breasts at the same time. And then like, it was like this weird, like sexual thing. And then I think that they finally come back. Like, yeah, that was fun in the bathroom. At least as something that I actually thought was funny. She goes, if this group went to group therapy,

the therapist would commit suicide. So the next morning, champagne floating in the pool, a champagne bottle floating in the pool. And during this, like, you're making face masks. What the hell these ladies can just pop right back up and just be ready to have face masks. And so on you was like, you know, I'm really upset that Leah made a lot of assumptions about me, but didn't even ask me anything. I'm like, what does she have to ask about? You're saying that you married the bank

that you had a private island and that, like, you know, like, I don't know, that you had like three sums of the George Clooney. Who knows what? Like, I don't think there's anything to ask. I think it's pretty evident you live in the past. She's like, so, yes. So, Ramona's gonna freak out when she sees the house.

I went down there and almost died. And Ramona comes home and leaves in the kitchen. Ramona's like, well, you know what? Thanks for cleaning up, girls. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A I'm not gonna do any of this, right? You know, I don't think I deserve, I don't think I have to do any of this. I don't think I deserve to do any of this right now. Okay, you know, just stuff everywhere. Don't deserve to do anything. What? I'm just scuffing.

I'm like, well, you left your own party. Like, if you had stayed there, you could have like, maybe gotten under control. And by the way, even if there'd been just like one crime, it could have been entirely clean. You'd be like, you know what? I'm not doing any of this. I'm not doing any of this cleaning.

Could we already saw less episode that you made the other girls clean their dishes? Yeah, and we just like, I don't even want to look at the outside because what what outside? This is okay. Okay, let's go let's go outside And it's like I don't know because what do you mean you don't know via you will you will hear okay what Torches, torches, oh You know what this is not cool. This is ridiculous. You know what this is really bad. This is really bad You know what this is crazy. This is oh this is this is too sure this is not cool

This is my backyard is my backyard. He's not okay So then upstairs during the sun you're just sitting in bed and masks and Sonia is brushing her dog and during the ghost, Hey, you know, that's my hair brush. Sonia's like, Oh, sorry, that's just what I do at home. I mean, it's like a sitcom. It is unbelievable. So, so then Ramona comes stomping up and she's like, the Rinda Sonia, and so they just like hide under the blanket. It's like, uh-oh, she's like, Darynda Sonia, and so they just hide under the blanket. It's like, oh, she's gonna be mad. Yeah, I'm gonna do to you.

My dad did to me with wire hangers. I was like, I'm gonna grab the beer. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna start with one second. Two watches, and Darynda's like, you knew what? How would you know you were ready to party? So, yeah, Darynda's kind of actually trying to,

she tries to like change the narrative here. She tries to make the argument about the fact that Ramona left not the fact that they drafted her house. So, Ramona's like, actually, you know what? I did go another party. You know what? They actually went up dancing with a man and I got a date out of it, okay? So I danced with a man. I mean, he may have been a caterer and you know what? He may have just been breaking me a glass of peanut grease show, but I'm pretty sure we're going on a date. A second date, because that count as a date, okay? So I'm just like, a date. There's something new.

So she's like, Leah is definitely a bad influence on me. She threw a cheeky. So I threw a cheeky to run and go through the TK's. I'm sending us no, she did it. I tried to take it back. So then Romona goes down stairs to the kitchen and she's like, Leah and Leah is clean to kitchen. She's like somehow.

She's like the kitchen is spotless. She's like, oh, look mom, here. I'm not in trouble now, right? Yeah. She goes, that's very beautiful. Now Leah, I heard you started the teaky throwing part. You're okay. And she's like, listen, I do everything too much,

but I don't hurt anybody. I just threw some fucking teaky torches fuck you teaky like the potential to burn down the entire state was pretty high So I'm gonna say what Leah's no dumb cookie or Kai. She knows that she cleans the kitchen so fast That I can't even be mad at her and I'm not so instead. I'm gonna get mad at to Rinsa cuz that's more fun, okay That's so funny cuz she goes, look, I thought the cleaning of the kitchen, she goes, negates the throwing gets the torches. Not a dump cookie. Okay. That's it.

That's an old proverb, the cleaning of the kitchen, negates the throwing of the torches. Yeah. So Lee abounds, she's like, thank you. She's like, thank you. My work here is done. I've been traumatizing mothers for over 30 years. You're welcome. She's like I was in a half way house with Nons, I know how to deal with this sort of situation.

So she's like okay, think of you and Sonia go out and clean up the torches. She's like, sure thing. So she tells us, yeah, you know, oh no, we forgot to say earlier, I think. I don't know why it's coming to me now, but when when Leah's Ramona was yelling at Leah and Leah, it's like, listen, I've learned to respect my elders, you know, it's like someone old in my family says something

to me, I let it go. Yeah, for now. Right. So, um, some Ramona keeps them, she's still like, I don't know, who does this? I don't even have any help, I have no help. I'm like, you have Mercedes, we just saw Mercedes. She's like, I mean, who does this? And so then Dorenda comes down, she starts yelling Ramona, she's like, well, you know what, you should have stayed here. She's a city and said, you know what,

it's, let's all clean together. That's what you should have said last night. I'm like, who would ever say that? I mean, she shouldn't have left, but like, who's gonna say girls? Now it's she shouldn't have left, but who's gonna say girls? Now it's 11 o'clock and we're always to let's all clean together. I don't think that's happening.

That's what I do. Wanna come over? Sir, when I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, no, don't do it. You suck, okay? Yeah. Who? Just like, uh,

just like, uh, remember when you actually like ruined the walls and blew stolen mana. He's, she's got a new talking about that. Yeah, she got a lot of new look at homies and from home. Run because why don't you just say sorry? Just don't start it like this. I mean, she does like a Ramona hard blinks. She goes, you go, expect it to be done.

I was like, wait, why do I call out Ramona's hard blink? I love it. Well, I think maybe it was a I dream of Jeannie, right? Isn't that the I dream of Jeannie? I thought it was a Ramona blink. Oh, I'm sure you're a Mario. And you should just stay up and clean the kitchen. Then yourself and Lee is like, oh, keep fighting, ladies. Don't worry about those tiki torches on the backyard.

So, Dorenda's like, well, what is this? Let's go look at that. Look at that. I'm making a so Dorenda's like well, will this is the match that let's go look at that I'm like now this is bad This is bad. Yeah, Dorenda now is like this. I mean, this is ridiculous. I mean look at this look I would never do this. Look just look at this. Look I mean, I mean, I'm like not even John would do this Okay, and John doesn't even know different from a cold pan and a hot pan. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it's like Well, I fucking hate teaky torches. And then, and she's like, I can't believe it. I cannot believe this.

Whoa, so once it was one time, it was a little girl. And I took my toy, I was doing it in the yard. And Joan and Parsons said, little girl, yours are not for toys. And to this day, I've never thrown anything in a yard, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but this is day, class, say, okay? And then during this, like, we're stinkingly, and we're on a sec, I don't care anymore, okay? And then we just cut to Shenzhen'sly in bed

with a bowl of spaghetti next door. It's not, it's not. Just, and by the way, Leah was like, you know, because Ramona finds like a Tiki Torch over like over like beyond the pool, and Leah was like, oh, that one wasn't mine. I wasn't over there. That wasn't me. And we flashed like a birth throwing that torch over to where it was. Yeah, but yeah, too late.

She was saying that when it's Sonya through. She's like, oh, I didn't do that one. I wasn't even over there. And then it cuts to Sonya doing the like boom, because Sonya did like a wonder woman to throw. It's like, damn girl, that's like a neighbor's house. Just goes to throw. It's like damn girl. That's like a neighbor's house Just goes to show there's so much happening. It's hard to remember everything But yeah, that last shot of tinsley in bed with a plate of spaghetti by her side Dale must have been horrified. She doesn't even deserve a child at this point Well, that brings us to the end of real house laws of New York Wow, that was so fun and you know what we are going to stay in the Hamptons because

on the next episode we're going to recap some summer house, which was also quite hilarious this week. So anyway, stay tuned for that one guys. And in the meantime, stay safe. And, you know, have a great, great day. Yes, and thank you guys for being with us live. And thanks for whoever's watching this on Crafts and Zondemath. Should love you, okay? Talk to you next time.

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