Watch What Crappens - RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)

Episode Date: June 28, 2019

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your Baltimore and Cleveland tickets. Grab them here: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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just for Santa Claus to stop lying, Pat is life. Yeah, now it's interesting because most seasons of Real Housewives of New York, it seems like they film until like through January, maybe early February, you know, there's usually, yeah, that's when they start, they change this year. Yeah, but they didn't, I don't think they, they started any earlier this year, right? Or did they? Yeah, that's why, yeah, that's why they had Halloween in the Berkshire's, it's usually Christmas. Right, exactly. So... Started earlier, darling. So don't you read redone line, but kind of French citizen are you?

Oh my goodness. Let me tell you something, Ronnie. You know what you call that? Showbiz. No, I shouldn't say that. Get used to it, girl. Showbiz. You can change.

You can change your diet, and you can change your beliefs. But you can't change showbiz, girl. So the episode opens up with Miss Showbis herself, Luandela Seps. She's just walking so confidently. Yeah. She's walking like this down the street. Just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very theater and it was pouring rain and we were running in the rain with no cover and just getting wet and sweaty. Actually, you had cover, but I didn't. Okay, you were like a rich friend.

I still got wet. It's like my rich friend with an umbrella and then the poor stupid friend with nothing. It's getting wet. All I know is we showed up at our first grammar seed theater show. It totaled, total disaster. Both of us. Even though I had an umbrella, I still was wet and sweaty too, somehow. And guess what? We'll probably show up there the same same way when we're back in New York City at the Grand

Racite Theater guys isn't that crazy? I know. I know. It's our same place. We were there before Lewand. I wonder if they have a trouble if they have a problem selling merch here too because you have to go all the way downstairs into that Basement which is where we open, we open in there like greeting basement where Luan's stuff is all set up and I was dying at the Luan novena campals okay those those are perfect I collect those well I don't collect them my family gives them to me for Christmas I have two game of thrones once I have a John Snow and a Daenerys Stormboy and then I've got a Ryan Gosling Oh, well, he probably would have been a better leader than Daenerys Stormboy if you know what I'm saying okay That's Ramona's Game of Thrones podcast whoa, you know we great in King's Landing wine Gosling just think about it okay

Yeah, and Sony in the back land on my face just think about it okay. Yeah. And Sony in the back. Land on my face. Okay, so yeah, we get a close-up of those Novena candles. And I was like shameless and amazing. Yeah, they kind of are amazing. I'm sorry. They're great. I would get one. Well, yeah, we need Ben and Ronnie Novena. So I'm getting them down. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that. Coming soon. Coming soon, candles.

So, yeah, so Luan's backstage and Ramona has just texted Luan to say, guess what, surprise, surprise, she will not be coming to the pre-cavary, hello session that they're planning to have. Yeah, and Luan's like, well, to have a party, just so I'm excluded. Oh, what a shitty friend.

It's got like a slap in the face and you know I've been told I have a pumpkin face So that's a very large slap Sounds like a bass drum So we covered it during this house and Sonya comes over because they're gonna go to oh no no We're it during day and son you're going to a doctor. They're gonna get cool sculpted Yeah, cool sculpted because he talked to Belkin And so Dr. Belkin's like, well ladies, well, Dorinda, last time you're in here,

you got some work done in your flanks, right? Maybe next, today we'll work on that sirloin and your short ribs there a little bit, you know, maybe take care of that ham hawk. No kidding, maybe we can get on that ground beef bite. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's do that London, that London broil

you got over there. Why don't we take the cool to that a little bit? Yeah, Sun you say, why would you call me a piece of steak? I mean, it's not a sexy way to say it. Yeah. If anything, I'm a filet mignon, not flank steak. So Sun you know, for so many who's had so many medical things done, Sonia really

doesn't understand how anything works, which is really, God, this fucking chair, I'm sorry, I'm trying to like balance on this chair on an account, it's not working out very well. What sort of chair was that? It's my Rolly office chair that I used for my piano, but now I'm using it over here because my green screen apparently bought this people so whatever the green screen wasn't a hint I I got used to your spacious new house. I'm sad that I The point is I'm uncomfortable. So you're welcome audience It's called show that a lot done. Yeah, she's had a lot done But she doesn't know what anything does, you know, she's like, well, I just don't want to get this done

And then get a bunch of fat like on my face or on my butt It's like it's not liposuction stupid. Yeah, and then she's also so eager to make every situation Attention-free that like they put the machine on her side. Oh, this is nothing. I know I got guys who can do more than that to me. Durant is like it's not on yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. So of course this is just next year's to talk shit. So Durant is like, let's think about Tinsley. What is going on with Durant today? You know Durant made it an entire season without being nasty for no reason.

What's her deal? She's annoyed. She's annoyed at Tinsley. She feels like, I feel like the moment that Dorenda feels like someone's not being honest with her, she gets mad, especially if they don't show up to her jazz or size class. So I think that's what she is.

Yeah, I think that's more in her honesty. I don't think she gives a shit whose honest with her. Can we have break? Because Tinsley cries about her talks like, talks like shella shella but when you know it's really wrong like her dog died That's like a real thing that's wrong Yeah, so so so yeah and Dorinda are talking about tinsley and saying how she's just not honest with him and during this like You know what I like being played. I don't like being played. Just be honest. Just be honest. Like you're looking a little bit too much into this. Yeah, I don't like you playing. Yeah, you care. You care a little too much during the if you're mad about somebody not going to your stupid jazz or size class because their dog died

Then maybe just say that because you look really stupid. Let's like when Dorena gets that real mean that real mean look on her face She's got that this time. I'm like is tensley hidinginsley hiding your vodka. Like, what is Tinsley done? Here's one of this. On this bottle of T-dose, we're Tinsley, her, you. It's like a chemical reaction. Okay. I think in a vacuum, she doesn't care that much that she doesn't feel like Tinsley's being like, like, not up front. But then you combine that with the fact that Tinsley didn't go to the jazz-assized class, with the fact that Tinsley didn't go to the jazz or size class with the fact that Tinsley got to be master of ceremonies at the circus when Durrindo was clearly the better trapezoid. She's like, wait a second, I was a better trapezoid.

I'm better in the circus. I'm the one who does a jazz or choice and she's going to run me. I don't think so. You can't play me. You know what you say? Did someone you play a player? Did you play the play? Did you play the play?

Did you play the play? Did you guys say that you say it? Is someone you play a player? You play the player? Is a play the player? You guys know what I'm saying? It's a play the player. It's a play the player. Let me just call it play. That's the kids make cheap family things with it. What's good play the player? Play the player.

Play the player. So then, Son, you're like, well, I'll tell you this. I'm no fool. I'm like, I'm sorry, but I'll tell you this. Yes, you are NAMP and don't ever change, okay? I'm no fool and I can already tell this cool-skilled thing is cool-skilled thing is going so well. It's like there's nothing actually even attached you at this moment. It's just the breeze in the room. Oh, okay. Still not a fool. Hmm. Yeah, it's like I'm no fool. There was no cash flow before Scott showed up. I mean, there was no let me pay for dinner or

Let me pay for a maid or maybe I can stop the leak this going to your basement ruining all of your 1988, you know vegetable oil bottles so Gosh, sorry my phone started ringing. I was like you be be quiet. Now I'm talking about Tinsley Mortimer. Very important. Yeah, so Durinda starts doing this thing and you're like, you know, I don't really know. You know, Tinsley, I met two years ago, and the Tinsley I know now, I don't really know

that much more about her. I mean, okay. So, she wants a man. She wants a baby. Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa. That's pretty much it. I'm like, I don't think there's more to it than that. Why does there have to be more than that? Okay, it sounds like a personality to me. What do we know about you?

You said you were gonna stop drinking. You didn't okay now I'm only judging because I happened on the show and I'm a judgmental human being I did just smoke a cigarette even though I could a week ago We know that your husband died and we know that you got a new apartment. Whoa, deep, deep, I don't know shit about you either. Okay. What do we know about Ramon? Is she's horny for fucking contractors? What do we know about Sonya?

She's horny for anything that moves. No one knows anything about any of you all step off when it comes to tensile lady. Go pick on someone your own size. So Sonya was like, you only get away with bullshit in the city for about two years, ding ding, two years or up. Uh, no, that was with bullshit in the city for about two years. Ding ding, two years are up. No, that was actually your cool sculpting, it just started. Oh!

Okay. I'm not fool. Isn't it funny that Sonia has a two-year timeline? I was like, where does that come from? And then I remembered when she came on real housewives of New York and was so full of shit, and it wasn't until two seasons in that she got called on it. So I guess that Nash is holding everybody to that timeline, which I don't know how swathed timeline. Yeah. So now we go to Bethany at home and she's like lying in bed like,

oh my god, I'm lying in bed. I'm lying in bed. You're like, okay, something happens, something happened to Bethany. So she calls her up and Bethany's like, how are you? How are you? She's like, oh god. Oh, you sound terrible. What happened? What happened? Are you okay? I was like, it was like me so soup. I wasn't feeling good. Sam Paul was like, you want some soup? And I was like, sure, I'll have some soup.

So we were going through some soup. And then there was some me so soup. And me so soup doesn't have fish in it. But this is it, because they add something called benito. Which isn't just a guy. It's also something goes in soup. And then I was like, and I want to have love and I got a rocket ship and they put in my leg. I was like Oh my god, I spent the last two Geez what a horrifying story. I do. Thank you God for every addiction you've ever given me and every horrible the web feed the God for every addiction you've ever given me and every horrible that the web feet the the the obesity everything that you've given me thank you for not

giving me food allergies because that just sounds horrible it is terrifying I'm I still have a low-level fear that like my body will one day like develop a food allergy and be like there now you have this and I'll be like no They'll be terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible. I bet he's like yeah for the past two days I was like in the ICU which you know is as we all know is the room where you walk around and go to people I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you hey what's going on what's going on? I see you I see you what's going on? What's the matter? What's going on? I see you. I see you. What's going on? What's the matter? What's going on? I see you Sorry

And I see you I see you. Hi. How are you? Yeah, so she had this Benito Benito me so soup of death and she basically like fell unconscious and was drooling on the floor and Paul this guy Paul was lucky enough to have had Benadryl nearby and he got it and Got it into her mouth and called 911 and she's in an ambulance. They stuck a giant epi pen into her leg and you know if it been five more day Five more minutes. I would have been dead. I would have been dead like you know And also, you know, she is blessed in a lot of ways. Obviously, she's rich as fuck.

And she's hot. So I mean, she's got all that going for her. But most of all, she has a maid that hugs. I mean, there's nothing better than a maid that hugs you. Laney. Oh, Laney knows. Because you know if it's not like near-death experiences from like, uh, Benito flakes, it's like,

Oh my god. I was like, I was like wiping a frame and I was like, it's a picture frame. Like, I don't have any pictures to go in it. Like, what is this like wiping a frame and I was like, it's a picture frame. Like, I don't have any pictures to go in it. Like, what is this? I've got all these frames, but I got no pictures. Like, like, Lenny. Hugs, hugs Lenny, hugs, hugs, hugs, I, yeah.

I think that's like, hug, good. I don't get paid enough for this shit. So then in the dressing room over at Lou and the crime scene, they was like, well, I mean, this isn't the best dressing room I've ever seen. But as you said, Ben, Joan Rivers had to change in that tiny little kitchen in below and 54 below. So I guess I could take it. Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha. So then, uh, Dorenda's there and Tinsley's there. They're all like in this downstairs area. And Dorenda is getting simultaneously annoyed that she has to wait for Luann, and that Tinsley still is not sharing with her. So she's just starting to fester. Yeah, she's just in the mood to be a bitch.

I think Dorenda is worried that she didn't yell enough this season, so she's just looking for a finale fight. That's what I say, because what is Tinsley ever due to anybody? Like, who would ever get mad at Tinsley? Yeah, well, I mean, I think there are people that could get mad at Tinsley, but I don't think anyone in this cast has a real reason to, at this moment. Yeah, so yeah, she's just like doing her those evil eyes. She's got her evil eyes.

So, we see all of her necklaces and all of her. I mean, that is some heavy merch. That's all I could think. I was like, novena candles and necklaces the size of a baby. Like, yeah. Those are some rolling cases, okay? That's where Jon and Guy, because during the season's Jon and she's like,

yay, what a guy, everywhere I go, I see you. It's like a superhero. A superhero whose specialty is carrying merchandise. Yeah. By day, I'm a normal person, but by night, A superhero whose specialty is carrying merchandise. By day, I'm a normal person, but by night, I carry an extra away bag full of merchandise. And then Tinsley does another, like, you just can't win things. Like, how are you doing, dog?

And Duran is like, hey, how are you? And she's like, I'm fine. You know, I mean, I mean, it's okay, but fine, you know, I'm in my dog, but fine, fine, fine, what is this? What are you human? Are you human? Are you just winding up? Wondering up?

Yeah. So then we go over to Ramona, who's with a friend Laura, Kay, they get out of Caw, and they're going to look at that. It's like the former location of Butik, okay? But now it's a restaurant called Pomona, which made me laugh because a while ago, we came up with Ramona's fictional assistant named Pomona. So the fact that she went to a restaurant called Pomona,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondaria. So then she's like, Sonya and Dorbente and I, we're like sisters, so I'm really glad to have a party for them. So I can show them what existors. Hey! Yeah, I mean, is it kind of crazy because like Sonya and Durminte are like my sisters, but clearly they're like my older sisters as opposed to Avery who's like my twin sister.

Okay? A lot of sisters from different ages and we're all ages, mainly just being Avery, but we're ages in our own ways okay And she enters as she enters everywhere just bossing everyone around you know she comes in like oh my god It's to me chair. I don't like chairs. Get those chairs out of here. Okay. You know, we need more of those things We need call those like candles candles. I love candles right kids more candles Okay, where you getting from get them in here? You know what else we need cakes You got cakes put them on the table. I like cakes on tables

Splendor right this down. You have a pack of no chairs. I want no chairs and I want cakes on tables right get it done I want a packet of Splendor. Okay, just like one packet and put it in the corner of that table No, not that table this table. Okay, I want three voters, all right I want a tall glass on this table a medium sized glass two lines on this table and a Small glass filled with water one ice cube on that table, okay Yeah, it's really into aesthetics, okay, you know what? Nothing like you've done it. I wasn't here to do it Okay, like typical, you know, she's pulling a debris from earlier this week

Whereas she has somebody else do everything and she shows up and acts like a bitch And then she can take all the credit for it. I'm on to you. I see you. Yeah. Do you have a bucket that holds wines? Do you have a bucket that holds wines? This poor lady was like, oh my god. And surprisingly she had like an answer for everything Ramona requested, but like... Did she just gave Ramona a card at one point? She was like, here, just take this card and wheel it around. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, John. Welcome. It's surprise party. What do you want to do?

He's like, how should we do this? I don't know, we just have party and we say surprise supporting because I got an idea. How about we all hide and when they come and we jump out and we say surprise, she goes, oh my god, this is so good, John. This is so good. That is a novel idea. So back at the Grammar sheet theater, it's like 715, and no one's seen Luann yet. Everyone's getting antsy and like Barbers there, etc. And Sonia's like, there's nothing worse than waiting for a cabaret star. So she goes into Lu's dressing room, which by the way is like a few feet away from where they're standing.

I don't know why they just weren't in there in the first place So she walks in and the man's like Sonia reach out Sorry, caprice. All right work here. Just getting my hair done and going through my notes You know, you know, it's really tough to remember jingle bells. Well, that is quite a song. Let me tell you And so I'm just like, what are you doing? What are we chopped? They're we're just sitting after like idiots. So Nureta, I'm getting ready my love. I have to go on stage my suite Who's out there anyway? And it's like Tensley to Renta Barbara

Not Ramona yet. She's oh, well Ramona is not coming. She texted me. I mean, I know she's not coming and Bethany She coming out to my oh sick almost dead from fish again. Oh, so I think she's not going out tonight at all Or is it just me think of this treatment? Well, now I know I really made it because at least I understand the idea of the show must go on And Sun is like typical we're here and her only question is where's Bethany yeah, oh Jan Yeah, so Terinta outside Someone's someone selling tensley like I'm sorry about your dog and written is like yeah, you know what? I don't get that whole freaking you dog thing

He didn't know you can freeze your dog and it's thought out and do a viewing and tense is like oh It's kind of hard to talk about this. It's a little fresh, guys. So maybe not talk about it, I mean. And Barbara's like, you know, it's funny that you're like someone said, like, sorry about your dog. I was like, poor Barbara, relegated to just someone.

Someone came by and said it. So Barbara's like, yeah, it's hard to envision it, the freezing, you know? And Tim's like, no, we don't have to talk about it. I mean, isn't even the same texture when when you thought, is it sort of like salmon? Like, once it's frozen, it's just never gonna be the same. Is that sort of what Bambi's like now? D'Arynda is a dick.

So, Tim, please, like, um, I'm getting some weird energy from D'Arynda. Why would you make fun of my dog? Oh, my dog, my eggs! So, finally the girls go back into Luan's room where she's like really not happy I'm like, the other my dog. Oh my dog, you're my eggs. So finally the girls go back into Luan's room where she's like really not happy to have them there because the dressing room's already sort of like filled with her family members.

But it's basically like her family, her kids, her mom, I think some relatives. So it's already pretty crowded in there. So the women, and now there's a camera crew and now the women come in here. So they come in and they was like, oh, welcome Welcome, welcome, and then she sits down with her hair person and goes these people don't realize they have no idea Non

I mean even in an elementary school play the parents don't come backstage. Yeah, I mean get the fuck out Let me do my thing Oh, man. I hate to break it to you, but you had your parents backstage with you at that moment So your mom was right there I hate to break it to you, but you had your parents backstage with you at that moment. So your mom was right there. I had to be mentally prepared. I mean, could you imagine, I get up there and say, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the what?

I mean, who knows where that sentence could go. So Durand is all annoyed that she's spent an extra 30 minutes to come to this thing, you know. So they jet and in the car They're gossiping about it and she's like she was doing that thing again like I just can't I just can't with that Diva thing and when I said you know she'd be nervous if she didn't come but when we still come she didn't even Way to see her for like letting me see maybe see her yeah And then meanwhile well there I mean it is it is sort of like a dick move.

I mean, to be fair, they were just supposed to be going now to say hello, so I don't know what else they could have expected, but like, it would have been more gracious if Luan had let them into our dressing room, maybe like 35 minutes earlier. So, be wild, the Luan show is starting. And she's like, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the line. Sorry, I just so distracted. I decked the halls with bells of snow, snow is

it snow. And so we see we see people taking their seats before they start. Did you catch this Barbara conversation? Yeah, that's how I was gonna mention. Yeah, Barbara. She's in trouble. She's gonna be in so much shit. Barbara just never learns. Yeah, that's how she's gonna mention yeah, Barbara. She's in trouble. She's gonna be in so much shit Barbara just never learns Barbara when your mic is on you It is always on and they're always trying to catch you and some shit Okay, didn't you already threaten to see Bravo over some shit they caught before yeah, so Barbara never learns her friend is like So what is this? It's just her on stage and Barbara goes nah a lot of different acts come on stage I don't think she's gonna hold the stage itself. I mean she can't really sing her on stage and Barbara goes, Nah, a lot of different acts come on stage.

I don't think she can hold the stage itself, I mean, she can't really sing. I mean, it's basically like watching a flounder up there, choke out some sounds, you know, this is not really doesn't sound nice, but you know, you wait for the other acts. Actually, come to think of it, finding me and I could probably sing better than her.

Probably a little bit, you ever see a rabbit get scared? Yeah, that's sort of what she sounds like. You'll see, you'll see. You ever heard a dog whistle? But it sounds like only gay people could hear her. You have a year of cement mixer. You ever throw some nickels into a cement mixer and see what will happen? Yeah, it's sort of like that. It's sort of like that. You have a put-grav-led Vitamix. It's like that. You have a drop of porcelain bees and a puddle by accident. That sort of like that splishy splashy, breaky sound.

That's sort of like a voice. Yeah, shit. So this is how it starts. This is ladies and gentlemen, this is the counter-speaking. Jingle bells, jingle bells. Oh, my trade of concentration. You know, when I get on stage, and everyone calls my name and it's cheering,

I mean, oh, it's just nothing like it. I mean, my mother had seven children, so I didn't exactly get a lot of attention, you know what I mean? a lot of attention, you know what I mean? Oh, holy night, I'm one of seven children from Connecticut. I was a countess. And she finds a way to work Giovanni into every song. And she's like, well, I've kept my promise. I didn't say to Rindas name, but she didn't say I couldn't

use Giovanni. Yeah. Yeah, because she says, as she works into like, jingle bells somehow, she's like, oh, what fun it is to run with a Giovanni, Giovanni. And the crowd's like, yay! Yeah, and Akaliya was that. She didn't really make any kind of sense. She just said Giovanni a lot.

They don't mean to work, to work for her. Who was that guy that kept showing in the front row, who was like, there was one guy who was in the front row, that he was like one of the only person that they showed over and over in the audience. He was just, his mouth was wide open. He's like, he was having the time of his life. They just kept the cameras kept cutting back to him.

And this one girl who was checking her cell phone. But he was just like swaying, singing along, laughing at all the jokes. I mean, he was the ideal Lou head. Yeah. A Lou head. Yeah. So Ramona et Pomona, this isn't one of my huge batches.

I usually throw 67 of closest friends. I just invited 67 friends to eat, but Drendan Zonia, who would like my sisters, which would like brothers, but they have the join us okay yeah so then uh remodeled just starts bossing everyone around like cakes cakes I need cakes John give me cakes he's like I am like I'm not gonna get you fucking cakes what are you fucking talking to yeah I don't know why they didn't have the cakes out there to begin with anyway so uh so uh so dreddance zone and tinsley are now arriving from the grammar see theater and they're watching this like back room and So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so's like, oh my God, Ramona actually invited my friends.

Wow, wow. They're all so confused that Ramona did something actually selfless. I mean, it did take her like having to like stab Louanne in the stomach to do it, but it's still nice. Yeah, they don't really know how to even grasp it. And it's not until Dorenda like actually touches her daughter Hannah and realizes that it's not a hologram, it's like a real Hannah. She's like, wait a second, see this is a real party for me. And Ramona

did it. Yeah, out of the kindness, that's weird. Ramona is like, this is all worth it. I don't even care the proper try to ruin it for me. Okay? The looks, happiness, and wonder, and excitement, shock, love, and awe, respect, gratefulness, heroism, thinness, everything, tremendous eyes, maybe feel good on the inside and outside. But for the record, Barbara did try to ruin this, okay? It's not forget. They cut from Sunday going,

where can a girl get a drink to the way I'm making a rehab job? She's like, oh, I loved rehab, I really did. I loved it so much, I went twice. Ah, and then you see Victoria in the audience, and Victoria goes, I'm pretty sure there's no one like our mom. And then it cuts back to Sonia. Ha, I'll sit down. I'll be right here

So during just like okay So first and foremost, I'm so sorry about what happened to Bambi. No dog should ever be frozen alive. That's not what happened Okay, well whatever so listen this isn't just coming from me. It's coming from the group. Okay, something's amiss. Okay, something doesn't track. Okay. You're like still in the mix with Scott. That's what I'm thinking. Tim's like, in the mix. Yeah, like, you're still, you know, you need the hotel, the hotel, and this communication, the communication, and he broke it up So then Sonya is immediately over there right and Ramona everyone like here's like a little yelling so they come right over and Well during the call so new year so they all come over. Sorry forgot she's like So she's like a young Yeah, you want to hear it you can hear from some you too

So she's like a you know Hiding something okay be fort right right you're a ball for Scott hey Tens is like you know, I mean like what I can't be a communication my ex like I still talked to my ex husband Let's just who I am a very sad desert person. Okay. I can take forever one as long as I'm not blocked So sorry doctor fertility, um, you can unlock me now. I'd like to hear about my eggs again And so you said what about this $2,000 dresses? He's buying those It's like I'm buying those because what I couldn't buy those They're so well, maybe because I don't have kids on you. Did you ever think of that? And suddenly it's like well you're gonna have to make a whole lot of money to get those purses. Oh my god you jealous

jealous hags. Yeah. Tinsley is rich as fuck okay. Yeah. The family was rich or ex-husband was rich. She rich rich. Yeah she is like super, super like Southern rich. Okay, they're acting like she was a popper on the street. Okay. I mean, she got that sort of edit like last year, like Tinsley and Dale, they were like, you know, they sort of seemed like they had a little bit of a, like a, like a, Jane Austen kind of thing,

like the widow and her daughter trying to marry well back into society But no, they got money. So that's there's no question where this is coming from. It's called the old trust fund Now I did say when Tinsley broke up with Scott that I didn't believe it I think she still was got and I do like I do believe that she still sings I'm kind of with the ladies on this It's just under their business and it's certainly not a reason to be mad at somebody Is not a fight over it. Durrindo, where do you get your money?

Yeah. And so Tim's just like stands up, you know, my clothes are my children. And she's like, I'm not dating Scott. And then Durrindo goes, well, I don't know if you're dating, but there's an arrangement. Yeah, so now she's calling her a whore, which is really nice.

Totally. God. And it's like, friends don't do this. Friends don't act like I'm lying. It's like, you bitch, you're shameful. You know what? Maybe if you let us catch a new, you sped it, do we know more about you?

You know, it just seems mysterious right now. And I was just, you know, you're already backing up. You gotta back it up. Yeah, her dog just died. You made fun of her dog dying multiple times to multiple people and then called a rehearse. So not really sure why you think that people want to get close to you. Durin, you know what Durin, I don't like being mad at you on a season finale, okay?

That's sort of her thing though. That's a very good time to gather this season. She's good at making us mad at her on a season finale though. I mean, do we not remember the origin of Giovanni? Last season finale, baby! So, being well back at the Cabaret, speaking of which, the only thing I was like, money can't buy you Christmas stockings, money can't buy you Santa, Christmas is earned, my Hanukkah, Christmas is earned. And she's like, oh, there's no way that their party was better than my party right right

Oh That we get a shot of that guy again like Best night of his life I was like put you up Mary of course. I got kicked out of that concert after like standing up and screaming hoopa and waving You know like waving my napkin around like I was in a grig wedding So you know what I get I get what happens to you with those things I get it. I'm with you So now it's the day of Bethany's party. It's another day. And Ramona goes over to Durinda's new apartment and she they're dressed because the party is s'mores and whores. Very sort of interesting.

They're rhymes. They're rhymes. They're rhymes. Like you think. You know, like, I mean, no one has s'mores around Christmas time and the horse, but like somehow this is a Christmas party. Like just go. They're rhymes. You know, you know, s'mores are Christmas time and the horse but like somehow this is a Christmas party like just go. They're right, you know? You know, S'mores are horse. They like they like doing the sandwich, you know what? You want the sandwich? Make a sandwich. You're a horse.

So Dorenda's dressed like sort of like I didn't even think it was like a sexy costume but she's basically in like a sort of Santa's little help or costume but it's like a short skirt and everything. It's actually like really cute. She got a tiny little hat and Ramona's like whoa, oh my god, you look like a sexy Santa wife, okay? Love that show, Santa wives. I did like the elegant boy, guess. You know what, whatever you need to do, okay?

And so Bethany is getting into her car with Abbey, Abbey in his dress like Santa. It's like, let's do this, all right. I'm going to fumes, Abbey. I'm going to fumes. And he's like, well, you all right, I'm going off you, Zabby I'm going off you and he's like well, you're better like a hundred percent better like you are total whiteness last time I saw you say yeah, yeah, thanks, Abby. It's because I'm wearing makeup now. Thanks a lot. Yeah, thanks Yeah, you want to hear the craziest thing ever? Okay, so like when I was going to the emergency room and like the middle of the craziness

like I felt Dennis pulling on me. I was like, I didn't think it, I felt it. And I was like, Dennis, why are you pulling on me? And then like, he was like dressed like a nurse. And the nurse was like talking to me, saying like, do you have any other allergies? And I was like, Dennis, why are you talking about allergies? And I was like, the Dennis was like, okay, we're gonna send you to the ICU right now.

And I was like, I see you, Dennis. And then Dennis was like, okay, I'm gonna leave you here right now and we can fill out your charts. And I was like, like Dennis, like Dennis. Yeah, it was a weird story. It's like he was pulling out. You ever feel things like that? And you know what?

Now I'm done with them. That's it. I'm done bringing them up. It's over. Let me be, okay? Okay, stay where you are. I'm staying here. That's it.

I'm staying here. It's like, whoa. And Halbie goes on way to, on road to closure, but I guess good for you. Listen, if it's what it takes. She broke the only Bethany would have a near death experience and then break up with somebody during it Yeah, break up turning our coast vision and I'll be goes well you do bring him up a lot like every day

Like one that anymore that's done all right, that's it. That's it Hey, Santa he just got flipped off. He's like no respect, but still I love my people So then we go back to her money and torinda Ramona is like did you have funny party? It's like I swear no Yeah, and Sonia comes over and they're all happy and you know, whatever I'm like they need somebody to yell at which I guess is why Durinda is getting ready to yell it in so you can yeah So then we go over to Bethany's party. I'm Bethany's talking with a party planner who has provided some cocktails with Baroneke Vodka.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, a non-skini girl brand? Like what's going on here? This is crazy. She really did have, like she really was changed by that experience. Well, she probably like sold her company while she was almost dead too. You know, she saw like the skinny girl brand there.

She's like, you know what? I'm gonna sell you skinny brand. I'm gonna sell you to Scrooge because he's a ghost now. All right, Scrooge, you got skinny girl. I want 50% for the rest of my life. Yeah. So, um, so the bad thing is like arranging this whole thing with a bunch of sexy sandas and then Ramona Sonia and Durrinda arrived at the party and Ramona's like,

whoa, so for new years,'s guess what I'm going to palm beach and then Mario he invited me to bokeh for a New Year's party and during this like I don't even know why she would do that well she didn't seem Mario did not even compare to me what the kid 24 I don't get it yeah what was like you know what every single good, I'm in a good place. Thank God, Bethany's a good place. That vase is in a good place. I like what that vase is right there. The table's in good place. The ceiling's in a good place. The moon's in a good place. The drape, reason good place. Whoa. Sworn. It seems in a good place right now.

And it's like Bethany, you look great. It's like death come on you, you know? Like you just let death come on you and that you look great. She's like death becomes her. It's like yeah death comes okay. That thing is like all right look I got chicken for you over there and then look I got some oysters over here. It's like oh my god chicken OIS this is my favorite thing. It's crazy. Okay, then watching Ramona eat a fucking oyster. It was a little intense for I think it's the most disturbing things I've ever seen in the long time. And Harkin's back to the Mario oil rub. She's like, what? What?

My lips. She's like, just suck it. White? Up, okay. And she's doing this like, like she's making out badly with like some invisible guy in junior prom, you know just like There was so weird. They were all watching a red lobster tank They were just watching her like what the hell and then so it attakes it and then she just doesn't in a very like polite way It's like come and get like son, you know like you like so demure she's like, you know, I smell it first

If it doesn't smell good, I don't suck it. That's my advice for when you're with Harry next time you see him. So then they start talking about the surprise party. And so you're like, well, Barbara ruined it for me. I was supposed to be surprised, but I was needed to surprise. And Ramantha says, she have the ordacity. The ordacity. I can't read for ordacity. That's why I invited her. Yeah.

And Beth seems like, oh, oh, you know, you're with the guest. Ah, that's sacks. That's sacks. And then we get a clip of, uh, Beth and the planning got surprised for so. And yeah, she's like, you know, that's not cool. It's like we're going to get 12 year old's birthday, you know, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, get her cake. Have a stripper. give it to her.

Make the cake, say so, and yeah, I don't know. She doesn't really read any of these. Which is have a cake and a dick. All right, have a cake and a dick. She'll be happy, right? Yeah, yeah. Between us, you think she'll be happy, okay? So, uh, so then Durinda's telling Bethany about how they went to

grammar see theater and like, Luanne basically didn't want to see them, you know? Uh, and on top of that, like, you know, she's just so full of herself. She's even selling candles with her face on. And her mother's, whoa, what do you mean? Like, holy is holy, okay, that's saccharin logis, okay? Whoa, sorry, sorry, it is. That's saccharin logis, okay? I used those sprays to God, right?

I love when Ramona gets on this like huge moral bend. Remember when Ramona walked off stage because someone had nude pictures? Was it Alex? Yeah, well that's when Ramona walked off stage because someone had nude pictures. Was it Alex? Yeah Well, that's when Ramona was like selling a true faith jewelry. I believe it was called When she was like, I'm a maven with religious jewelry. Okay. Yeah, it's not up Ramona. Yeah, she's who is she? Jonathan Ock Ramona got some that's the bridge in Mary. That's for sure

I just had the idea that like Ramona things Joan of Arc is on candles so Yeah, those are no being account. Oh, she's a saint. I didn't know that Joan of Arc was the saint I thought she just a bitch is this saint. I'm gonna look it up right now because now I just felt Catholic Starting the at the steering wheel going no brownie. What does she think she is Joan van Ark of John of Arc saint Saint I bet Joan of Arcadia Joan of Arcadia. Oh my god. Amber Timber. Saint Joan of Arc. She is a saint. Well, I take it back She probably had many candles. I take it all back next. You're gonna question Ryan Gosling saint head on my nephew in the camp

Gosling St. Hutt on my novena campus. How dare you. Well, I apologize to everyone who's prayed at the Joan of Arc handle. I've learned something today, and I will take it with me forever. Well, let's not lose our heads about it, OK? OK, so actually she got burned to the stake. You see, my St. Steph is just all falling apart. OK, guys, so let's keep going here. So the way I'm the way and comes in and she

I'm wearing a I have to John Lennon war one time somewhere You know the way I normally looks on point. I feel like with her fashions But this one she comes in in like a black jumpsuit with a white floppy, I've been told it's called an Applejack somewhere somewhere between Applejack and that. Yeah, it's like a poor child in the 20s. It looked like something from 2003, but it was like this big white floppy hat with a brim. It looked, it would have looked ridiculous at any time.

And especially looked ridiculous now. I was like, the way I'm, what are you doing? Why are you wearing this ridiculous hat? What happened? Step away from her. I think she's doing her like rock star after a concert. Oh, my gosh. We'll look. Look at this hat. So she comes in and she's like, Oh, what happened to you, Missy? Oh, Ramana. I got your text messages sending you air kisses. What does that mean?

Hermon is like, well, you know what? I mean, I heard you couldn't even wait to get them out of your dressing room So what? Who cares? Well, I had 500 people waiting to see me and I only had 10 minutes to memorize the words to deck the I don't even know how that ends Deck the deck the cabaret is that it? Deck the girl code. I'll tell you, that was a difficult one to get through. Silent ass dude. That doesn't sound right. That's these like I would have been pissed if I went there. I'd ask for sure. And I was like listen before show, you come say hello. I mean that show is. Don't roll your eyes at me girls.

That show is girls ask anyone in this town Well, you like it or not that is show business girls Like okay, and what are you now? Do you have a religious counter without that? The way I guess then don't buy one Ramona, okay? You didn't even see it because you weren't at the show so What are Ramona now Ramona's gonna school me on religious morality. Give me a break, please. Hey hit it boys. Give me a break Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit cat. Lone, damn it, I did it more time. Break me off a piece of that crew so fix you fucking victim.

It's called show business kit. Can I get with it? It's called show business Jesus, right? So Sun you it's like Barbara. Where's Barbara? She's not even here to contribute or to help with the food or Bond, they just I love how like they will take any opportunity to make it all Barbara's fault that she's not fitting in with the group Where it's them clearly just not wanting her in there. You have there. He tried to tinsley and that didn't works. And now they're like, let's just get on barber for the season. And you know, they're like, who are we going to raise the season finale? You know, we've got to spit ready. Like what piece of meat are we getting on there?

Yeah. So the amount is like tinsley. I want to talk to you the other night when I was gang up on you. I want you to know I wasn't gang up on you. Okay. I was just speaking down to you with other people at my back to intimidate you into silence about it okay? It's like I don't even understand because I share everything. It's like okay you know what? Share everything.

I don't think you do. I guess you say you do. That's okay. I'm like Ramana, don't you just remember, don't you just, now, don't you remember just being on vacation when you went for drinks with Tinsley and she opened up to you and cried and you were like, shut up. Stop crying.

Yeah, exactly. You made some strange analogy with glasses on the bar top. You were like, this is you, this glass is you and this mochi-n-y glass is someone else and you can come together. So then, yeah and then Sony was like I mean we want to know quite we want to know things like do you wax your mustache? Do you get bowtalk? Do you jerk off today?

Runs like I just want to be happy, which is why I told you she looks 72 Stupid makeup that are boobs are terrible and expensive threats. She probably didn't pay for that's why I'm always singing that song Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and Durand is at the bar and you know Durand is just in the mid to be a horrible awful horror show because she's already drunk you know Durand is at the bar and say, can I get in the back and throw the line and Tens is like it's right there I think oh yeah, I can't be like, okay, okay So Tens is like, can we just talk? Okay, look, I love you. So just can we just let Scott go? Because I broke up with Scott and our fight should be after doing with God Because I just wanted to be bad little change. Hey, hey, hey Just no, I'm just saying like if you and I want to go out of the bathroom. Think fine. Let's go down

But having a be of a Scott. I mean shouldn't be about Scott because I broke up with Scott and I'm not together with Scott anymore So I don't want to be a Scott anymore Yeah, she was like well quite frankly. I speak about anything. I want you And I think it's just you said to me listen I want to work on a friendship, but I want to know what you said that. I would respect that, but this is just weak, and I'm going to crash you with my fingers

out of the camera if it's done rolling. Yeah, if she said, fuck you, I'm not acting about it. Then I would have had respect. Oh, so she's just missing a fuck you because everything else she is saying. Yeah. So meanwhile, there's this really strange group hug happening with like Bethany Barbara and Sonia and the Wann and they're all in this group hug and Bethany is like, you know what you drive me crazy

You drive me crazy you really do you really do I know now you really drive me crazy, but why why because you're in several Unstoppable sometimes well guess what it's called show business unless how muched, no one else dressed like a smores to your smores and horse party, you're welcome. I hear the girls, you know, I hear that they have issues with me, I hear them loud and clear, but you know what? Life is a cabaret, it's my cabaret, and I love it. What a monster. So then, just announce, it's great, life Life is a cabaret and it's my cabaret. Yes, you go girl. You go. I love it No, monster is a is it's praise. It's a compound. Yeah, you go girl

So now it's time to move on to the to the pinata. There's a nutcracker pinata Miranda, this for you. This for you. This for you. This for you. I know I actually found that pinata for you bitch so for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you. I know, I actually found that pinata for you, you bitch. So they're gonna play, they're gonna do the pinata and Ramona's first step. I guess Ramona's the only one who got blindfolded, right? She's like, why can't I look at what I'm hitting? Why can't I look? And then no one else would even put on the blindfold. Yeah. They just, they just started beating it. Yeah. The way I'm like, well, this is me beating my previous ticket records. Flap, flap, flap, show business girls called the stunt worker. Okay, multi-talented artists right here.

Flap. This is Sonia Foley Beheadset and her butt shows and the way I'm like, the sun doesn't, sun doesn't shine until we've seen Sonia's ass. Yeah. Rip his dick off Sonia. Rip his dick off. Rip his dick off Sonia Ripus dick off Sonia. Ripus dick off. Ripus dick off Sonia. Do it sonia. Ripus dick off. And she does. And vibrators fall out. Vibrators of sex toys. They're all like going in for the free vibrators.

And Beth is like Beth and he's like, the desperation for a vibrator. I mean, seriously, I mean, there's a couple of condos. Put them in Sonia's purse. I mean, a couple of FcD's walking around. That's good. Yeah, perfect. I Want a vibrator. That's what the way I'm says. I want a vibrator. I saw mama kissing vibrator claws So Sony gets her birthday cake and they sing the song But it's not just that she goes okay Sonya so I know you had your surprise ruined so guess what here's not the surprise We do a surprise I'm like Bethany don't say you're doing a surprise you just ruined your own surprise

So how's the prices work? So the whole time the whole time she's thinking you guys gotta come cuz I gotta surprise you. I gotta surprise you I gotta surprise you you better get surprises almost you almost ready to to surprise surprise. Oh, so the cake comes out and the stripper starts stripping Oh my god Lou and taking the lead in happy birthday was fucking hilarious. She's like I'm the star She is always ready to whip that one out that old standard. Oh my god she was so hilarious But at there's construction being done across the street. They're building this new building and whenever the tractor It's just like slams into the ground and starts pulling out dirt. That's what it sounded like Happy birthday

I want her I want the Wann and Candace Dillard to have like a duet at maybe even Ashley since she likes to harmonize on Happy Birthday Just to, I just to hear it. I just want to hear it. Oh my good So the stripper started stripping and remanded it's like you know what really not a stripper kind of girl, but when it roamed, do his Rome I I decline. So I have a moment of height and that I just fall apart over many years. So then, so then, so now we start getting the updates at the end of the season updates,

which are very verbose. And normally it's just like a few lines. And this was like, each one was like a full on Wikipedia entry. It was like, Ramona. Ramona lowered the price for apartment. In to attract a buyer but it's still on the market and so she. She maintains that she and Harry are just friends. I didn't write any of these down.

My note on this section has been well right this. Yep. So here we go everyone. It's called Chobis. Take it away Ben. Well of all the Morgan letters, Sonia was most excited when her daughter received an acceptance to an Ivy League university called Cabaret College. She has new renters in the townhouse and is considering hiring Tish, not Tosh, as a new

intern. Then a stripper flips Beth and the upside down on the chair and she almost hits her head on the floor and then she afterwards she's like, oh my god, oh my god, I pushed Dennis away again. It's really close, it's really close this time. So then she goes- Dennis, Dennis came inside that stripper and I broke up with that stripper, right then it's there, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.

I'm not trying to pull me. So Beth and he's buying and selling, like yeah, like she bought a 10 house in Boston with a pull me. So Bethany is buying an at-selling, like, yeah. Like she bought a 10-house in Boston with a boyfriend, Paul, and decided not to sell skinny girl, at least for the moment. So like, what's the matter, what's going on? What's going on? I see you, I see you, I'm not selling.

I'm so confused, because then she was on watch what happened to live, and she said she did sell skinny girl. So confused, Bethany's selling, did she sell, didn't she sell, is she dead, is she not dead? That's a really good. I'm gonna be care. I'm gonna be in Nigma, wrapped in a Nigma, wrapped in a Nigma, okay? So, so Tinsley's like,

I think 2019's gonna be my year. Continually sobbing. Oh! She's like waiting for the puppy bird. She makes up every morning in order to eggs. Yeah. Tinsley maintains that she and Scott are broken up. And that she's dating. Ooh, after staying with her mom,

ooh, in Palm Beach for a few months, she's back to New York, though she's downsize her hotel apartment. Ooh. Oh God, I guess they put that in because apparently there's a reunion fight about where Tinsley even really lives Oh, which is hilarious because it's they make it look like it's Bethany coming after Tinsley for not really living in New York When everybody's saying that Bethany moved to Boston, so I guess we're about to have a neighborhood war

What my favorite's taking a page out of real house. at Patelmek. Yeah. So then, uh, to end this book, she at home had a recent flood. That even the shock room couldn't survive. But she's taking the opportunity to make it nice. Uh. I hope nothing was too terribly ruined. That's very sad to hear. I know. And then, um, Lewand was arrested again,

but she's still selling out all over the country. Ah. Ah. Ah! She goes, listen, people may make fun of me but I found my purpose in life and I'm gonna ride that wave as long as I can. Oh I fell off my surfboard. Surfboard. Surfboard.

Surfboard. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives New York City. What? Uh-oh. Oh, oh, oh. So sad it's over. Such a good show. Why, brother?

Why, give us more. Give us more. Oh, we've still got a good solid month of New York. And then Real Housewives, Vorne County, comes back home. Yeah, what was it? August 6th, August 9th, something like that. August 5th. August 5th.

Well, that's going to be amazing. So, you guys, thanks so much for listening. We hope you have a wonderful weekend, and we'll be back on Monday to recap something. I don't know what we're doing yet, but we'll see the Potomac or New Orleans. We'll see. And yeah, one weekend, you guys. Touch y'all later. Bye.

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