Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Turban Legend

Episode Date: September 5, 2020

Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York in a blaze of saliva. Is this the way she really wanted to end things? I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week! Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off, voice only. Launching during pride, Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast and also the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island. And joining me is the hilarious man also known as my work has been.

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Yeah, nothing can go wrong in two thousand, twenty, right? So everyone, welcome to the show. This is another crap is on demand episode. You can sign up for that on patreon.com slash watch or crap and this Patreon, for those who don't know, Patreon is spelled P-A-T-R-E-O-N, dot com slash watch or crap and sign up. Come see our lovely faces.

Look, I'm wearing a college shirt because it's the season finale of New York tonight, okay? So I'm wearing a college polo shirt, okay? We've also got a go-t right now. I'm not sure if I approved that. It's not a go-t out of, it's a go-t of laziness. This is not like, hey, I'm going to grow a go-t. This is going to look really cool.

This is a, I've been too lazy to shave. All right, as long as you're not like changing your style. You're like, hey, bra. Ben comes along to show all this, and I'm like, hey, bra. No, I definitely, I actually hate having a go-t. But my hatred does not outmatch my laziness because it's so annoying to shave. So, I'm just stuck with it. And it just it itches.

It looks cheesy. It doesn't come in all the way because I got Johnny Depp patchy hair. So it's like not this is not a thing where I think I look cool. I think it's the opposite. I think I look terrible with it. But we can transfer some of my lower back hair to your hair. You know, like hair trunks out. It's about to get out.

Yeah, to your face. So I, like hair trills out. It's about it. Yeah. To your face. Yeah. So I can have a proper hipster beard. I can. Yeah. I'll never have that. Unfortunately.

But anyway, these are the sort of things you could be looking at if you're doing crap and it's on demand. You also got access to the bonus episode. What do we do for the bonus episode again this week? I forgot already. We did something good. Oh, we ran to it. We ran to talk about it.

We ran to it about Big Brother. And the race issues that we believe are on that show and how terrible Big Brother has become. So if you want to get that out of your system, go listen to that. Let's talk about real housewives of New York season finale. Shall we, Ronnie? Lececece.

Yeah, I remember last week, Kat, we were like, oh, gosh, you know, how could they fire to rend up? I mean, she's just such a treat and yes, sure, she gets angry sometimes, but this episode she was so perfect. And then this episode literally in a turban. Glorious wandsin' out all over everybody. Even the cameraman, like telling the cameraman, fuck you. It's like, okay, okay. Go clean up and come back later,

because that's, look, I love a drink, and I love being a fall-down drunk who can yell at somebody, ask Ben, he's been there. Girl, even that's too much for me. And when you're too much for me, that's time to check in, okay? Check. Yeah, she, Durinda, wow, and what a way to flame out, go out in a blaze.

I don't even wanna say it's a blaze of glory It's like a blaze of like Booz and mothballs or I don't know what it is, but it was a blaze a blaze of slory Yeah, she's really she's a lot and it's not her first time going out like this member She went out like this when Lee Luan had her actual cabaret this and. There's something about Lueanne's voice that just triggers her. You know, it makes her absolutely fucking bonkers. Yeah, it's like when Kat's here thunder, you know, it's like, it just, she just goes nuts.

She really, she really does. And this was, and this was, what was amazing about it is that Bravo Tee's dredes, you know, I don't even wanna say a hand meltdown all week long. And I'm watching the show and I'm like, God, I'm 56 minutes into this episode. What's, how is there even room for a fight? And of course, they're like toasting.

I mean, we're gonna get into it. But like wow, Duran never fails to squeeze in one last, one last bitter, angry moment. For no reason, for no reason just Lately lost it and Bravo to Bravo for Breaking the fourth wall again. They've been really good about that on New York and Beverly Hills They've just suddenly realized that you know who cares everyone knows this is a TV show We don't have to fake it anymore like let's have some meta fourth wall moments

And if they've been great on this and Beverly Hills great. Well, yeah, because they're sick of these people trying to manipulate them and not show certain things, you know, Durinda comes straight at the cameras, cursing right into the cameras thinking, well, they're not going to use that. They wouldn't show the camera, you know. And they're like, nope, we're going to show it. You fucking monster. What is wrong with you? I guess we have to credit Leon Lackin for her racist tirades and Dallas for Bravo saying, you know what? Maybe we can show stuff we weren't supposed to show. We're gonna do that now and here we are Geez All right, so here we go guys. I love you more than the new new shot

Talk to Sean front I said baby, fuck you, fuck you. Talk to Sean from, so the episode opens up really in a perfect way, which is Ramona sort of decorating her tree and trying to get some sort of attention from Coco. Coco, Coco, come take a picture, why the tree, okay? Coco, Coco, come back, okay?

Coco, Coco, if you think about it, Coco, Coco, it's okay backwards. I can't, you know, what? Oh, oh, oh, oh, come here, oh, oh. I'm a seasoned like, you know what? Coco, I used to actually do Christmas cards with Mario and my best friend, this every, okay? Because what? Swind things change, okay?

Those days, that guy. Like, oh my God, this poor dog. Okay, yeah, because what? Swenth thinks change okay those days Like oh my god this poor dog now I understand how my dog feels like when you're the only thing in that person's life It sucks Coco has been hanging on for a few seasons now, and I think that cocoa just Wait, cocoa does not want to go out like to R. Coco is like, I want my last moments on this show to be in a warm place, and not just here sitting watching Ramona decorate this tree as I contemplate whether or not I'm gonna piss on this parkway floor.

Yeah, Coco's really had a great circle of life if you think about it. He came into this world pooping on the floor and he's leaving this world watching someone else poop on the floor. Yeah, exactly. Really do you think after Coco leaves his mortal coil that Ramona might upgrade to a parrot ala moneque like get her own Tachala? She might even call it Tachala also.

Just all this great name for a parrot. It's called Tachala. Kai, I love it. It doesn't know what it stands for, but I think it's a great name for a parrot. She would never name her bird anything with bread in it. Sorry. She just wouldn't. T'halla. She probably would call it T'halla. T'halla. Okay. To life, T'halla.

So then we go to Sonya's, which I hope that people who are looking at the human trafficking are watching this show and taking notes of who appears as Sonia's fucking interns. Thank you. Because we're actually getting these kids. It's like a wall full of runaways. Okay. Sonia's having a good time. Westchester Community College.

Westchester Community College. So the bus stop, I don't know what she's promising them, but I want to go rescue this destiny. You know, we're destiny. We're destiny. Truly destiny is child. And today is Beyonce's birthday. So Sonia, so so I'm just sitting

Destiny is doing she's always revamped a desk doing something but not really anything at all She's always like looks like she's doing something But if you look you see that like she's not really holding a pen. She's holding like a twizzler or something You're like wait a second. You're not working Yeah, she's holding like a little brick of twix bar or something And she just like her job is just to sit there and giggle at Sonya, which is great. Like, now there is someone I would hire. I'm not, I'm not very big on hiring people

to do things you know, because I'm a man I could do myself unless it's cleaner or laundry. Well, actually, I'd like to hire. I love to hire. Never mind. This whole train of thought has been derailed. Go ahead. Yeah.

Talk about the show. So Leah, like, that's not just sitting there doing her job of nodding. And, and, and Sonia's like, well, you know, Leah was the first one to RSVP for Dragulin Bingo. I mean, all the other girls, they just open up the E-Vide and they don't even respond. Oh, God, it's another day in the world of E-Vide. Am I right? Everyone, oh, look, there's like a toad down there. Do we have toads? Are there toad invasion in here now? And then she calls to Rinda. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Did you did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm did I'm

It's from the pink leopard, you know it's great movie. Anyway, I got it now It's already picked out for drag queen bingo. It's crazy. Luke ordered something a knacka say what it is But the wands can be jealous. You've never seen something like it before on bravo just brace yourself for it So then we go over to the boxing ring with Martin, who's like, hey, hey, here was the maid not bull and all right, here was the maid not bull. You know what, here was the maid out of French bread, right? And Hala, okay, Jad Prost, Jad Prost, Jad Prost. Then we go over to Luan, who's going to a music studio.

Hello. No, I'm looking for the music studio with Desmond Child. Did you notice that as soon as she walked in the first thing that they zoomed in on, were platinum records from Tupac, All Eyes On Me, and you know, big e-smalls to show like these, these legends recorded in here. And here comes Countess Lou Ann, the same hallowed recording booth as Tupac, Cushur, Cushur and Mr. Big Smalls. Living on a prayer, am I right ladies? So she goes in and Desmond has now turned into the dude from Game of Thrones from season 1.

It's name? Ned? Ned Stark. Ned Stark. It's name? Ned? Ned Stark. Ned Stark. He's like the gay Ned, well I don't know if he's gay. He's the flamboyant Ned Stark. The flamboyant, the fabulous Ned Stark. Well you know Desmond Child.

I mean, he wrote Living on a Prayer, Living La Vida Loka, now my song Viva La Vida, he really needs right songs to have Living or Viva in them. I'm looking at a list of his song. Hold in my soul. Ain't that a bitch. So she goes in to see him and he's like, Hey, Louis!

She's like, Oh, look at you! Well, I met Tasman Child who wrote, living on a prayer and living the Vida Loca. And when we met, he said, I have themond Child who wrote, living on a prayer and living the Vito Loka, and when we met he said, I have the perfect song for you. It's called, Be Quiet! And I said, you know that doesn't have a... A ring to it, Desmond. Don't look at her.

Said, Bevel Adiva, and I said, you know I have so many rhymes with, hello, Tchaik kita let's do it hello to kita but then I went to the store and I had recently spilled some rosé on the counter and nothing to wipe it up and I found this wonderful brand of paper towels called viva and I thought you know what viva la diva it is so in honor of those wonderful soft maybe not so absorbent paper towels I say viva Viva, not fucking Diva. My right, girls. Am I right? And you cannot beat this. I just looked up Viva, LaDiva. And it's also a very big drag show. It's called the Viva LaDiva show Salt Lake City's first and only celebrity and female impersonation show. So there you go. Looking for a tattoo about part of your crawling. Bravo is teasing the SLC season. So here we go. Well, you might be familiar with his hit song, Living on a Prayer.

I don't want to bother you with a rendition of it, but Oh, we're off way there. Walking up the stairs from Rob Mona's basement in the floor. Oh, halfway there, living in the basement. Thank you. It's just got amazing lyrics by Carol Bayer-Sega, Jay Landon. She's the biggest songwriter ever, am I right?

Guess what they wrote? Happy birthday now this is actually this is actually kind of crazy because I'm out on no J.L. Anders' I'm sure he's huge, but Carol Bayer Sager is actually a huge songwriter. I'm like, oh God, the man will forever be like, well, you know my song written by Carol Bayer Sager. You may know her from writing the theme from Arthur. Well, she wrote the theme from the other Bayers. It's been following me around for God be her peers. Get at how they hear Denise Richards. This isn't your franchise.

Didn't Carol Bayer-Sager write stuff for Dion Warwick? I mean, a lot of my Carol Bayer-Sager, like literally everybody. Like, I remember she was a guest judge at American Idol and she wrote like that, like that meet me in that San Jose song, right? That's right. I'll tell you this, it's a sad world when you start typing in carol, B, A, and the

first thing that comes up is baskin. How does carol bass fucking carol bass give? I agree we go there, SIGER. I really thought that you were going to say carol rads well. Like, oh, halfway there, oh, living with a baby. She's amazing. And if you were looking at her picture right now, you would see that, of course, she wrote a song for Lou Ann.

She looks like Joe Collins. She's got a bunch of false comments there. There's actually a picture of her with Elizabeth Taylor. And you can't tell them apart. Oh my god, she's just based on the way. A groovy kind of love, groovy kind of love. Baby you and me couldn't you just see a groovy kind of line? Happy birthday to groovy kind of loves. Well, she's written so many good songs, but just, I know, like, yeah.

Okay, let me just stop looking at this because I'm so gay and these are, how many these are like a lot of these are things that I will cry to one day, you know, like when it's like me and my finally is when I finally stopped moisturizing and stopped trying to grow hair with laser caps and just given to it and wait for God to take me in his arms. I'm just gonna have Carol Baker, bear sayger playing all in a week. It's taking my speech. I'm just gonna ask you. Can we have a question? Can we just dedicate this podcast to looking at Carol Bear's Ager's discography. Because I'm like already doing that. It's amazing.

Like I'm just looking. I'm like, I mean, the first one on here is Arthur's theme. Hello. Wait a second. I'm on a Wikipedia song. Selected songs with artists who performed them. Ghost Town by Kanye West.

Wait, she out, even Kanye West has a song with the Carol Bear's Ager? Hell yeah. Go cry! Hello! Don't cry at loud. Yes, I, uh, it's a song I dedicated to Victoria for the time when I ate the last of her hot pockets. I said, don't cry out loud Victoria. All right, so he's like, oh, yeah, you have the best. Oh, one thing I wanted to point out before we continue, but it's the way that Lou Ann worded it was.

I met him at a party and he said, oh, we've got a song that would be perfect for you. So it's not like Desmond called up Carol and was like, hey, Carol. Hi. Desmond called up Carol and was like, hey, Carol. Hi. And asked, like, let's write a song special for Lou Ann. I think it's like a song they just had in the trunk

that they haven't been able to sell, you know? 100%. Like, that's 100% what it is. So, yeah, so this is Carol Bayer, a Carol Bayer Saker, jam with J. Landers and everything. And Desmond goes, well, you got the Barber team, because all three of them worked on Barber's last record, probably with Walter, our friend Walter, and Keen.

Yeah. And she's like, amazing. Yeah. When was the last time you cried? He's like, uh, wrong Barber. I also liked how when he said that, Luan turns to her sister and goes He's talking about the Barbara straws and like yeah, no kidding

Barbara Mandrell what do you What is Barbara Bush, you know, he's just love doing her. Oh Yeah, but junior Barbara junior God. She does great work on the today show. Am I right? Junior Barbara Bush Jr. God. She does great work on the today show. Am I right? Anyway, I guess now Barbara and I are friends and Keep smiling keep shining friends are friends forever when your friends with friends for sure That's another Carol Bayer-Sager song. Thank you And those ones like all right cuz I right, so go in the recording booth, we're gonna just, let's do one, let's do one.

She's like, line by line, got it. I'm sorry. He's like, no. No, no, not line by line. Okay, we're not the bathroom at Dorinda's house, okay? We're just gonna do this whole thing, and she's like, oh, okay, all right, here we go. You want the truth and nothing but the truth,

but someone's got to set you straight. I told you, money doesn't buy you class. See this? There'll go on tree shut up. He's like, that's great, that's great. It's like, yeah, damn right, it's great. You know, a famous lady lady once wrote a song that went Nobody does

Nobody does it like a Countess turned Cabaret star Thank you. That was a Carol Bayer-sager jam and I'm gonna see try it. That's it You can really see like LeWans entire childhood in the word class I told you money doesn't buy you Take it from the top he goes okay, how about okay? Yeah, how about you be can we how about you be a little bit more core? Get that whole personality or, or some personality going on there. Like, you know, like when you said, I told you money doesn't buy you class and she goes, class! Yeah!

She's like, okay, well, make it sexy. So she goes, So she goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh new host, Carly. CLASS! No, okay. Well, I would call Victoria, but she's in class right now. There you said it. Victoria, my nails and buy you Victoria. No, that doesn't make sense. Carol, get some of the guy Carol on the phone. I have to note about her lyrics.

This song is for the diva in all of us. And so they record like for one second. And I love the Desmond. Now that we've seen this whole thing, I totally get what Desmond's doing. He's like, I wanna be out of your house, guys. I fucking love real housewives. One time Carol and I were out doing Coke all night

and banging strippers and a fucking pizza paper fell out of her head and it was this song. So let's just do it. We'll spend five minutes on it. I won't even bother to throw it through auto tune. And then I'll be in the finale, right? She's like, I'll be in.

100%. 100%. He was like, all the guys are going to buy it as a novelty. And then they're going to secretly love it. So we'll just get all the streams. So yeah, let's just do it. So then're they're doing it and so Lewand does another take And she's like And he goes he goes perfect that was so good and Lewand she's there and she goes like this

I don't know if you can see out guys gonna try to show him crap on demand I can't and you're seeing the worst angles of me, But she just points like, yeah, lock that in, lock that in. Lock it. David Foster. David Foster, hey, how's McFee? Yeah, Ramona loves her McFee. Anyway, just wanna say, just recorded a jam with Carol Baer Sager, you know, the one you worked with on,

the prayer, whatever that stupid song was with Celine Dion. Anyway, I'm ready and available if you need me. Thanks. And just her going so crazy on the microphone, just going, Viva la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la go through it like two times and then she's like all right well I know you guys have some mixing to do so I'll leave you to it okay okay Janet Jackson I think you get the levels right on that I want to make sure you heard me say Chris correctly and Jacky says the funny part is that she actually says at one point if there's anyone who can say class It's me am I right? Am I right? Yeah, I've been choosing to clear

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondaria. So then we go over to D'Rintis old Kanto. Well workers are working. Luke is a sprain and Santa Stanley Clems is coming through their delight. Get it quick! Jingle bells, jingle bells, you better shut the fuck up with those bells and find the record of scene, okay? You wanted to be in this?

Those jingle bells quit, those jingle bells fucking quit. They quit and they almost ruined the entire Christmas, okay? Sucking rule off. You think they're fairly rule off, so you know what he did. He quit the show! Fuck rule-off, alright, when I do a Christmas rule-off. You know what Frosty did? He fucking melted!

Habakish! If you wanna be part of Christmas time, you don't fucking melt. You're made of snow and you're melt. Habakish, you stick around and you stand a cold place in a dope melt I love a Christmas, okay? Mmm. Such the helloo! You stick around and you stand a cold place in a dope melt. I love a Christmas. Okay? So she said hello And they're basically looking at this new place which looks amazing because it's got it I mean, it's just amazing that comparatively like wow that this is an improvement

Keep it the way it is and it's a hundred percent improved and this is yes And this is like the Durrinda we love she shows up in a Christmas sweater like hey She shows up she's looking sweater like, yay, yay. She shows up, she's looking around at one point, like a plank or a box just falls on her. She's like, okay, and Luke is like lifting it off of her. And she's a worker's asking her how she's feeling. And she's like, listen, basically,

I have a Bible bump in my hand. He was quite invasive. He had all the, they took it out. He had all these legs out. Look at that, look at this. Look at that, look at this. And the interviewer pulls a Ben Mandelker and goes, I think they did. They took it out. They took it out. They took it out. They took it out. They took it out. They took it out. And the interviewer pulls a Ben Mandelker and goes, I actually had a feeling during it that

I hope it was kind of like the evil part of her. It just sounds like this hideous little alien monster that they took out of her. Now she's going to be fine. Yeah. Well maybe there's another one that they need out of her and now she's gonna be fine, you know. Yeah, well maybe there's another one that didn't need to remove, you know. Aliens part two. So Luke is like, oh, well you've already done one renovation, your hand, look at all the renovations you've done,

oh, what's next? I ask you, what's next? My favorite lady in the world, how the Caroline Standberry has left me here, now I'm about to be left alone without anyone else to take care of. I know, who is Luke gonna go on to next? Luke is a little bit of a black widow for our favorite ladies. I mean, is Kyle hiring? Does Kyle need a makeup artist?

God, he's like the Mary Poppins that never flies away. You know, he's like overstayed his welcome, you know. Take your umbrella and fly that shit out of there, Luke, okay? So, D'Aurinda, her original plan was she just wanted to do with some jizzing on the apartment, and then we see three months ago our favorite realtor of New York City, Miss Laurie. Laurie! Looks great, army. Looks great. Love what you've done here.

Here's my recommendation. Tear it all out and put something else in there. Okay, that's $500, thank you. And looks like, so what else are you gonna renovate? It's like, you're making them idea. I had a flood. I broke my rib. Two of those things are biblical, by the way. Okay. Two of those things are biblical, by the way. L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l I just watched everything that was bothering me away and now I'm unburdened

No more anger. It's just a fresh new day in the I mean what good things I'm in store for me, okay, I'd like to know like well I'd like to know too because I don't see them so she's like I just feel like I'm in clear water now The water's a calming. I'm in clear water. It's like actually there's a Leak in your pipe and you're standing in a puddle right now during the actually you're the shark The water is only clean right now because you haven't bitten any wins leg off yet today Okay, there's still time the day is young It's like jaws went back to its bark alone. I was like no, it's a great day. What a wonderful day

I'm like for you jaws for you jaws great day. What a wonderful day. I'm like for you, jaws. For you, jaws. Jaws gets a new kitchen and takes a day off from fucking killing people on bikinis. Yeah, like you know what? You know, I decided to renovate my cove. I originally was just going to put a few rocks in there, but now we put in a whole counter. counter So she's like yeah 2020 I think it's gonna be a good year for me Which you know the whole world is like oh stop in the heart. I know Well, maybe you can have a chickie day

It's like I've been thinking about that you know, but I'm invited to a lot of tinnoparles I need to start going out there to tinnoparles Because I deserve it. You know what, listen to this. I deserve it. I say, they're in the medley. You're a good person. And you know what?

I feel good about it. Hey, look at that. That's from Richie over there. Is that a coin? And look, because no, it's a metal circle. Look, I can't think it was Richie. Richie leaves me coins. If I told you about that,

he's like you might have mentioned that. Actually, maybe he's just moved on to washers. Do Tidley Wings count as part of this whole Richard thing? Can only living people evolve? Maybe he's just moved on to flat tools. You know, it's funny every time I see a coin, I think of Caroline's Danbury, because she used to throw it at my head and said, get out of your peasant. It was such a lovely time. That was gonna make me happy. You better back it up, washer! You better back it up! So now it's Sonia's at her townhouse, and she's cleaning up with an intern and... Matthew, like another intern. They're all of them. In fact their chiroans aren't even they don't even say

Sonia's internet. Now they now say one of Sonia's interns, which is like an odd distinction and then outside There is like the world's largest carpet has been unfurled on the sidewalk I'm assuming the carpet guys were like off camera. And Ramona's walking to go into the townhouse and she's the carpet. She's, oh wow, look at this out with the old and with the new out with the old and with the new. This is like her new thing that she says for like half the episode. She's the carpet. And she picks up like a sample. It's like weird triangle that looks like a thing of wedges. Yeah. Hermeson. And she says she goes with my new thing it's a new day I would see all in but the new it's a new day guys

So then we go back inside and Sonia's there and she's talking to the intern She's about to open the door for Ramon and she's oh, yeah, I did used to have a very nice painting here But it's gone now. I'm like thanks for the information like This intern doesn't care if there used to be a painting on the side by the front door. Just like a guided tour for nothing. Then we see Rekelle, another intern. Yeah.

I guess the intern from before I'm getting. No, this is the new intern. No, Rekelle's the intern. Rekelle's the intern. Rekelle's waiting upstairs. She's the upstairs one who stands in their room waits for people to come in. Yes.

And Raman is like, Sonya, but this room, I love it. You know what, she's changing here? Nothing, kay? New day! Rimmond has actually brought in that carpet sample from outside, this like flimsy triangle. With the old, and with the new, look at this, and with the old, and with the new one, like, why are you bringing in carpet samples? Why are you bringing souvenirs from the street? It's just like, Sonya, I'm so proud of you, kay? What did you want like why you bringing in carpet samples? Why you bringing souvenirs from the street?

It's just like Sonia. I'm so proud of you. Okay. I mean, look you were more attached to this than I was to my apartment. I mean This is your badge of honor Think of all the old man nuts almost suffocated you all those years if you'd earned this place. I mean you bought this you're for China basically open up one of the biggest wallets in the city. Guy comes here. And so I'm just like, well yeah, you know what's like, I kept this for so long for my daughter, you know, that's the reason why I'm in so much pain. Really because my daughter, you know, she would come back from boarding school with all her drug-y friends, they would just like stay in all these rooms and have sex and I just laughed downstairs and drink my brown eyes, you know, but now they're gone.

So now I just want to, you know, live my life in the moment now and we're most like, you know what? Call that LL, living life, LL, just like that rapper, living life cool J.K.L.L.L. Maybe LL. Get rid of this. We're going to go LL all over the world together. You know what? It's like this entire catalog devoted to beans that just want to live life.

It's called LL Bean, okay? You just go and you buy a tent and those beans are living in a tent in Maine, okay? And Sonya's like, yeah, you know, I'm ready for a place just for me now. All I really need is a bathroom, a carpet for the dog to poop on, and a four-poster bed. It's really it. Yeah, you know, maybe like a carbon monoxide leak, you know, brown ice, maybe just a drip from the ceiling to make me feel like I'm home again. Nothing much. Well, what a sexy carpet! I'm like, throwing my mouth in, it looks like throws herself down on the floor.

It's like, well, that's so sexy. I'm gonna lay on take pictures of me. Well, you can be a match. You saw me on the floor, like, yes. Poké dogs, okay. Maybe being sexy, okay. Look, someone put those petals on my sternum. I'll look like I'm an American beauty, okay?

And then you just hear Matthew going, Sadakda. Oh, mom. He's going back to Kansas. Mmm, and then you just hear Matthew going THADAKDA MMMMM HAHAHAHAHAHA He's going back to Kansas. So then we go over to like this this little bakery sort of spot where Leah and her daughter Kier and Bunny are making gingerbread houses and so the lady who heads it up She's just like I only have two seconds on Bravo and I'm going to make

the most of it. She's like, hi, I'm Abby as in Abigail's kitchen. Thanks, Abby. I didn't really know what Abigail's kitchen was. As in Abigail's kitchen. Anyway, thank you very much. Make your cakes. Yeah. One of the most festive things we do around the holidays is shorten our names. Abigail. Abby. Last week, Carol Bayer-Sager was in here. I mean, she two graham crackers all over the walls, but it was an honor. So they're making gingerbread houses. This is the family. And Leah's like, you know, going into the media, I feel tired. So, little bundle of positivity. So they start talking about how Kiki's gonna go,

I guess they're taking a family trip to Jamaica. And one of the guys is like, are you gonna go paragliding? What the fuck? That thing. You fly. Yeah, and he's like, I did paragliding in the Bahamas. It was wonderful. They're like Sure, then bunny is like, you know, well, I have a suggestion. You know what that suggestion is

Tells me on you until you hearted into a bar granola Don't mind me. I'm just walking on walking my way over to the studio where certain legends like Carol Bersager at the forum Yeah, so she's like you know what I've got to get Success in for the two of you. I know you don't want to hear it If it's quitting drinking, but you can shove it up. No, it's not that Stop calling you to see where I'm not gonna do I'm not it. No, it's not that. Stop calling you to see where I'm not gonna do it, Matt. No, it's not that. Turn off my phone.

That's it. Turn off your phone. Might be a good thing. Might be a good idea. I don't know. I don't know. So yeah, it's one of these scenes where Lea is like wrapping up her storyline and saying that things were in a good place and everything. And like even if funny doesn't always agree with her, she knows she has to support her daughter

and things like that. Funny's like, wait, I have to support you. What? She's like, I do support you. When have I not supported you? And Leo's like, um, you told me to go to hell the other day. She's like, and what did, and what did you tell me first? Fuck off.

Exactly. You see that's it. Like now that I'm around my mother a lot because I'm still in Texas, I'm doing things that sound like I'm fighting with my mom, but I'm not. It's like I'm thinking her in a way. Like we were talking about Dexter Tram.

So I'm like, oh, I used to use Dexter to me, my friend Nora was here. She's like, I used to use Dexter to me, isn't it? I love Nora. And I was like, oh yeah, the red and yellow pills. My mom used to give me those. And my mom was like, oh yeah, the red and yellow pills. My mom used to give me those and my mom was like, Ronnie I never what are you talking about? I did not give you those and I was like, well, I mean, I was trying to leave this way You were trying to help

Well, I love that when Leah said that when bunny's like, well, what did you tell me first? And Leah's like, fuck off. And they cut to Abigail, you know, as an Abbey's kitchen, she goes, oh, like not in front of the gingerbread cookies. I know, I love that Abigail had such a stick up her ass. It's like, Abigail, please, okay. You're a gingerbread house lady, okay, loosen up. Yeah, and then they just, and then at the scene sort of ends with Leah saying, oh my God, I'm like so jealous of your gingerbread house lady, okay, loosen up. Yeah, and then they just, and then the scene sort of ends with Leah saying,

oh my God, I'm like so jealous of your gingerbread houses. Look at mine, mine's crap, and bunny looks at it, goes, it's fine, it's fine. Like everything in your life, it's merely fine. It's fine, don't worry. So then later, Leah's in the car with her sister, Sarah, Baines, Sarah Baines, and her friend Robin. And they're going over to the car with her sister Sarah bangs, Sarah bangs and her friend Robin.

And they're going over to the new Cabaret show. Yes, do you like how I'm actually adjusting my bangs? My like unwanted bangs while we talk about bangs, it's very meta. I'm like this bang, as we talk, I'm getting hot. And so the heat is like creating like annoying volume in this. Your hair is getting really long. My hair is crazy. Here, look, I'm taking off my headphones. I can't hear you, but look, look in this. Your hair is getting really long. My hair is crazy, my hair is look.

I'm taking off my headphones, I can't hear you, but look, look at this. This is that madness, it's really crazy. Madness. Well, if my laser cap works, that I bought off Amazon, maybe I'll have new hair soon, I could be doing that. My God. Oh, God.

I'll be braiding my hair during the show. Oh. Ronnie, don't steal my haircut. So So so Leah talking about How did MPR turn on on my Alexa Alexa? MPR is like all right time time to class up these guys. It's been too long wearing through up these guys. It's been too long. Gallic wearing through.

Um, so yeah, so Leah, Sarah and their friend Robin are heading to Luanne's presentation of Mary Falkill sponsored by the Carol Bayer Sager Foundation of wonderful music and excellent artists. Carol Baskin's good Sager. Carol Baskin and Robbins. And Leah's like, I mean, basically, Leanne has a new carer capray act and so on using it. And Durinda's not coming because she had cancer at least so she asked an excuse, but Romona said today that she isn't sure she's going to make it. I mean, like, why would you say that before? I love how much Leah just hates Romona now.

Yeah, exactly. And Sarah's like, yeah, I don't really Leah just hates Ramona now. Yeah, exactly. And Sarah's like, yeah, I don't really get the best vibes from her. Maybe it's because she actively tried to prevent me from joining your girl's trip. I think that's probably why I have terrible vibes for her. But yeah, I don't have good vibes. But who's talking about vibes, Sarah? Sarah goes on their Instagram. It's like, fuck you.

I know. We were talking about the vacuuming post that Sonia put. She's like, here's a fairy tale. Scroll through to the end of the fairy tale. And she's vacuuming in the first part with the biggest vacuum you've ever seen. And then you scroll to the end. And it's tinsley and Lea in a private plane being phoned somewhere. Meaning like, look, here I am Cinderella. And she's living like a princess. It was nothing offensive yeah and then Sarah wrote like what kind of passive aggressive fucking post is this something like went off and then Durinda just wrote a heart and said love and she says what do you love about it oh no she said love for real or

something she's like what's real about this there's nothing real about it Sarah back down with your bad bangs, okay? You know what? Like, you're not cast yet or you might be, I don't know. But jeez. I was thinking I wouldn't be surprised if they brought her in for next season, you know? It could be sisters. Yeah, I know.

But anyway, speaking of bad energy, jeez. I know. So anyway, so Leah is talking about this whole situation. She's like, you know, I haven't been around for a while, but I'm starting to get the feeling like these women are sick of cabaret. Which is funny. Yeah, so we go to a rehearsal room and there's Ben, but it's a show night. So he's like, hi, there's Ben.

Somehow, Redis is his rasp 50%. I don't know how to hit it. It's his version of prayer hands of saying thank you Yeah, he's like so we're starting We're starting Mary fuck kill on the road look okay cast of ragtime ragtime. Okay, cast of Hamilton, we're just gonna start this out on the road before we're yeah. So, um, Luanne enters in like her and like a glittery jumpsuit like, hi, hi, hi, hi, Star is entering. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay, great. Does anyone have that? Okay, I got my tambourine ready to go just call me Karen Carpenter. All right, so Let me tell you something my old show is all based on sex relationships and you know all that stuff I never really talk about so we're gonna get a little wild and racy with Mary F. Kill. Am I right? All right hit it boys

Which is that what the show is like and awkward watching you like a TV and I'm like, yeah, I'm being. That's accurate to the experience, just an awkward pregnant pause. Yes, so the piano guys like, do you have any resolutions, Luanne? And she's like, well, my track record around that time of year is so great. So this holiday season I figured I try not getting married divorced or Rested oh I'm so glad we brought this fresh material into the show I love that all the fresh material is the exact same material we've all seen yeah loved it loved it loved it

I saw I saw a count of some friends twice. Well, I've had so much I got kicked out of the theater. I've seen it. I was drunk and I've seen it. Well, Ronnie, I just got back from a trip with my girlfriend, which included Carol Bayer's Hager in Mexico. And guess what? I didn't follow the bush.

It's a reference. Also, bush, that's a reference to Barbara Bush, who has a song written by my same production team, so there, think about that audience. Think about that. This time, I'm not gonna fall into a stri-sand. So Sonya's like, well, you know, the materials get old. Just saying. I mean mean, now look at me. Oh, because Luan's like, Luan goes into her next joke involving Sonia. She's like, every time I go out, someone asks me if I'm gonna get married again. I mean, every time I see Harry, dude, waiting for a plus, waiting for a plus, not gonna happen. Please. I say, if you ask me that one more time, HarryTube and I'm going to kill you Sonia That's your cue Sonia, I'm going prom too.

This is an impromptu pause. Don't kill Harry. Doobin. Don't kill. Don't kill. Don't kill. Don't kill. Harry.

Doobin. Okay, I'll come on stage. Here I come. Myself. I'm in prom too. I don't need a stick. I am a stick. So she gets up.

They play Mary F.Kill. I'm in prom too I'm in prompt you. I don't need a stick. I am a stick. So she gets up and they play Mary F. Kill. Duranta, Ramona and Tinsley. And she's like, well, first of all, I'd kill Ramona. Gorse, you should've seen what she did with my carpet earlier. It's gonna have to have that cleaned again.

And then who are the other two? She's like, well, Tinsley. Well, Tinsley's unfackable, so she's like, aren't you friends with her mother? I know. Maybe I'll marry her after her first divorce, or second divorce. Don't worry, Dale wrote all this material.

Anyway. I know. When you said, isn't she friends with her mother? Have you seen how her mother treats her? Dale is like... ...my mother-riving jokes. Make a joke about... About... About Toppa.

Make a joke about Toppa. Here's what you should do. Make a silly joke. And then when she turns around, you're just holding a plate of dehydrated eggs. Now, too, don't be crying over this cabaret act. You're just some silly jokes. Let's put this pretty bow in your hair. Look at my little girl

Pretty little girl in all the world with a cow sparrow long So she's like well, Jorinda will probably sleep in the sack and Then she tells us Mary fat kill isn't new either some of us fucked everybody so Literally everyone But kill isn't new either. Some of us fucked everybody, so. Litterly everyone. So now they all move backstage after this presentation. And Lea's like, I thought this was great. I don't know why Ramona wouldn't want to come. But I'm happy that she didn't come because I can chew gum and show my vagina

without being judged for it. So hey, you know. Well, it is Mary F. Tails. So if you're gonna show your vagina, this is the place to do it, kidding, you're not in this show. And if you are, you're not making any more than $20 a day, and that's it. And if you have anything to say about it, you're over! I mean, I know that Ramota loves to support women, the problem is, she doesn't support me. She could have come to this wonderful show at the bottom of a rec center somewhere in an outer burrow, and had the time of her life, but did she? No! So then we have this really weird moment, where Sonia is like, you know, I've had so many projects this year collecting carpet scraps from the sidewalk. Thanks again Ramona for bringing that one in.

You know, it's been a lot of really put myself on the back burner and now I gotta, I've let it sort of let it go. I've really let it go. I wonder if there's an app that could help me out. Yeah, this is so big, Tim. They did a good job though. At least like, you know, I did classes every week and it's like so easy because like, I like to do things. And it's like, so easy because like,

I like to do things and switch it up. And so, you know, fresh and easy, you take it out of a bag and it's delicious. Yeah, from the people who brought you proof and also the hustle comes the priv hustle, which is an exercise app. And you just sign up for classes and you just don't go.

And then you feel bad about yourself and say, why am I paying money for this thing? And then the next day you say, but today I'm gonna go. And it's great. It does wonders. Oh my God. Why is Rebel Wilson behind me? So basically, Leah has announced that she has come to love Sonya despite the fact that Sonya was super snobby about tattooing the beginning of the season.

And also there was that issue with the outfit at the fashion show. And she thinks that Sonia is misunderstood and complicated and layered. And she just wants Sonia to feel her best. So Tost a women supporting women. Yes, and uses Ramona's own line against her. Yeah. Got to love it. Oh, wait a minute.

So it was the evening of drag queen bingo during this getting trash Like I'm getting weird. It's Luke. You're gonna love it so much. Luke never flies away in time And he's like what do you have a drag queen's brain? That is crazy is RuPaul living inside of there? I feel like someone needs to like refresh the gay filter on Luke You know how like sometimes the vacuum cleaner or an air conditioner, you gotta take the filter out and clean it off and put it back in. I feel like we just need that with Luke, because we always love him on ladies of London, but I feel like we just need to just like judge that filter and get some good material.

Well, I think he depends on who you're with, you know, because Caroline's, it's like he's a reactor. That's true. on who you're with, you know, because Carolin's, it's like he's a reactor. It's kind of mad at how he's acting, because he's a reactor. And Durinda doesn't really pay attention to the reaction much. Just like throws a wig at your head and walks away.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. I actually think that's a really good observation. I think that, like, Carolin's tanberry, like, I think she listened to everything because she was always judging you. And if your material ever dropped below a certain level, you would be fired. Like, you'd get like a little zap.

But say, make a couple things on you so that she could just zap you with a remote control. Valentina, Valentina, come in here. Zap, Luke. Luke. Slap Valentina. Paulette, Paulette, come out of the basement. Take a picture of them zapping each other. Good. Out come out of the basement. Take a picture of them zapping each other.

Good. Out, out of the office. Bring Amber up here. I just want to set her on fire. Amber, Amber, light yourself on fire. Luke, make a quip about the fire. Burning, use the word burning. Bush, burning and bush together. Another thing from the Bible.

We're having a very biblical day. So did you see Caroline's Stambury stuff on Instagram? She got a divorce, which we all knew. Yes. But now she's got a new, younger, hot, and cute son. She does, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.

I think she needs to move to New York City. Please, I want Caroline Stambury and Caroline Fleming to both be back. Caroline Fleming also has a new lover. She's been basically during quarantine. Like her Instagram is just pictures of her, with sometimes her kid, but it's usually this guy and like love, easy into a sacred thing. And it's like Schmogesborg, a vlogger, no, got off underneath it.

Fluegan, vegan, hagan, buzz. So then we go over to Sonyia's Drag Queen Bingo party. Wait, can we talk about Ramona getting dressed first? Ramona, perfect in the mirror. So Ramona's in the mirror and she's shaking her boobs because she's in one of those tops that sort of like, I don't know, I had to describe it, but her boobs are resting in these two big fabric runways.

And she's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, that works, oh yeah, okay, all right, oh yeah, it works, works, Kite works, the shiiiie, oh yeah. She's like shaking her boots cause I think she put boob tape to keep the shirt on or something. So yeah, work, work, Coco's terrified.

I'm not gonna go, Kite, oh go. So Cee Lee's and then we're at Sunius Drag Green Party and Hot Elves. Hot Elves, love that. I love a short, let's wait her. Yeah, and there's so many drag queens. Now their names have to get more and more creative, and I really love it.

So, Hornie Beaver. I love that. I'm not even a big, we're not, I'm not even a big drag person. I like, I literally don't know if I need these people have been on RuPaul's Drag Race But so horny beaver for that alone That is hilarious wonderful So Sonya's like this is about me raising money for glad and having a good time

Sutherbating our differences Celebrating our differences by not allowing straight men in here. So Then Sony goes up to a drag queen and goes, oh I wasn't sure if you were Luanne, she's very tall and has a pumpkin hat, just like you. She's sort of like a natural drag queen. Anyway, great seeing you, thanks. So Durinda burst through.

She's like, oh, where are you going? Where are you going there? Oh, there. Hello! Oh Hello It's just one of the stripper guys holding a drink Crazy lady in a turban. Yeah, she's in this turban that she thinks is gonna turn the party upside down I mean listen. I love that she was in a turban. I loved it I totally loved it But it was just funny that she thought this was gonna be like the big innovator when we see like every bravo star All like for the past year wearing turbans. So she's like, hey, hey everyone

Turban ladies here. Hey you shop where I shop don't you? Hey 2020 looking up looking up. Okay, you better shut the fake F. Hey, how are you? How are you? You know listen, there are a few great hostesses in the world and Sonia is one of them She's no good at accounting or addition or taking public transportation without diapers in case she poops or. She's a good hostess. Let's just leave it at that. Let's leave it at that.

So LeWann enters and she has her sparkling like dandy hat or it's like a, I don't know if it's like a dandy hat or like a captain's hat, but it's this big sparkling thing on top of her head. Oh look at me, I've got a gimmick. Viva la diva! Hey! And then you just hear someone named Jacqueline Hyde. It's also pretty good. I'm just showing them how much I can put in my mouth. I love drag queens. And then Leah comes in and so she's wearing, she's like, I'm wearing my eighth grade dress,

but this is like a Pat Fields class. Yeah, that's my eighth grade Christmas dress. So she's in, and she's like wearing sneakers, and then there's like a drag queen who is like standing nearly, but talking to Luanne, and she's like, um, you're wearing heels, but she's an endadita sneaker. Is that a choice?

Is she okay? I mean, really? And then like Leah turns, she's just, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. God, I love gay men. Yeah, yeah. So then Desmond is like,

oh, look, it's my ass scores. Look, it's a premiere of my half, me too. Yeah. Oh, we're halfway there. Oh, living on a carol bear singer song, which I now have. Thank you. So then Ramona walks in with her, our arm and arm with her on. Big Ron.

And it's like, well, I hear it's so nice for it. I love that they call. Well, I don't think it's so many people dressed like the wind. Stop the music. What are you doing? Rolls rolling in here with a straight guy at Gapingo, which is a nice sort of like call back to what you do in here without Derinda. It's like a new updated version for 2020. You know, she's like, she says, I don't do drag.

And then she does this shit dragging a straight man in here. You know what? I, I, I had it some garnish, Kaya had it some garnish by bringing straight, Hanson, man, well maybe just a straight man, but you know what, I love that movie. Avery loves watching Despicable Me. And I was like, whoa, I found this door.

So I brought him here, and now we're at the party together and he's gonna blazer. Oh, poor Ron. Um, so, well, not poor Ron, he's disgusting. He's like his personality. His personality is disgusting. But my name is Ron.

Like, I'm a big guy. No, you're a good Ron. You're a good Ron. You're offended over here. No, no, he looks like the guy from Despicable. No, you don't. You don't. I mean, the most good triggers is...

I didn't say I was an insult. The guy from Despicable Me is very handsome to some people. Thank you. So, Ramona is like, whoa, these are all gay guys, not straight guys. I was like, was it the shirtlessness and suspenders only, not your first clue? Yeah. So, yeah, Ramona is saying that she brought she brought Ron because you know what he likes to flirt, okay? And he'll be clear, also with Sonya, also with the shrimp cocktail, I'll flirt with anything honestly, okay?

And I'm not interested, he's just a gly framp, not interested. I just thought he'd be fun, okay? Be great for the gaze, okay? I'm sorry, sorry. So Ron comes over and talks to Sonya and he's like, don't you remember me? I slept with you. Oh, God She's like oh my God did we make her do we make out that I sleep with you? Oh my God He's like no look first of all. Yes, we did make out and she's like don't you know what brunch is like So kids okay Kisses everybody guy these women just like use the same man and just pass him around like what the hell They really do and he's like yeah, we made out six years ago what bloop a buti

I was like oh and she goes and then I goes that makes sense Jeez I needed some constant team in this even though oh yeah, we're gonna go there if we're gonna bring a Ron and we need to bring a Constantine can't bring a constant team Can't spell a constant team without constant. So Luan's like well, I'm delighted to see Ron at least it wasn't messy Women sporting women hashtag, but the hashtag at the end right So she's like Ramona. So you didn't come to my cabaret hmm. She's like, well, you're what? I thought the invitation said find it You know what you knew about it in Mexico. stop acting dumb okay no no no no well tell me this did you steal Sonya's joke that Tom

Dick a Harry did you steal the game from Sonya okay it's my joke it's my joke I said the joke no no I can't do it it's my joke it's my joke it's my joke it's my very funny joke and some of the high high equality that you'll see in my Marifaki Hill show. It was my joke. And Ramona's like, but, but, but, she's taxed. Okay? She's sex. I'm getting it right now. Okay? She says, hi, hi, hi, Mona. Run ages, ages, ages, she's Ramona. You have to open the attachment. It's in the attachment. I don't open the attachments. Okay? I don't know. Time for that. Okay. If you want some business advice in the header of the text, you need to say, well, you please come to my cab ratio. The guy header of the

text. Okay. Everyone knows. Okay. You know what? Here's some business advice for you from one business woman, one business maven to another. Okay. If you want someone to come, you bring the header, please come to my show. Soigned are singing slut, okay? And that's what you do, and people will come to the show, okay, just some business advice. You have the header, okay?

Mm-hmm. She's like, Luan didn't tell me to the last minute. Oh, hey, you could have come to my, she does, she does like really low version of Luan so funny, she's like, hey, you're gonna come to my coverage so it's like no, the way I'm okay Slice minick can you give me a few days notice? And then he goes well this is my advice open the attachment. That's my business advice to you Ben write that down that was a good singer business advice

Sonia I wrote that ten years ago. It was my joke. My attachment joke. My attachment humor. So then for what we're going to go, I don't have time to open up attachments. So then for whatever misguided reason, Ron goes over to Leah and he's like, you're so quiet. You need some tequila.

And trying to think, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, you know? And Lee's like, oh, she's like, I think that Ramona just likes having straight male energy around her. And so, and then Ramona's like, comes back and she starts saying, like, you know what, no, we're just friends. I don't need, I'm actually, I already have some, there's some guys,

there's some things that work out. I've just got, I've got some stuff going on. I've got some stuff going on and she starts doing her low arcing, you know? You know, we're just doing this. She's like, you've got some stuff going on and she started doing her low arson. You know, we're she's doing this Got some stuff going on and then she does her snap thing I like what you got the snap thing like hit snaps on a bicycle Snaps and low arson. Yeah

So she's like yeah, I put a pot of things on a stove guy And it rounds like, oh, you know, you understand what she did there. She was looking for the green light Ramona by asking you a forer together. And Lee is like, oh, don't flatter yourself, you're gross. And rounds like, what people need to have friends. Come on, they need to have friends.

And Lee says, friends with benefits. And Ramona's like, whoa, no, no, no, it's talking about that. No, no, no, no. Look at. No, we're not talking about sex. This family show it a family activity, okay? So Ramona walks away and he was like, oh, thanks mom. And Ron, I don't know what he even says,

but he says like, you know, you should be in your prime right now and I could make you shine. Something like that. And she's like, well, she says, you don't say that around, do you talk like that around Ramona? Cause she hates it. Like does she, is she like so prudent around you? And he's like what she says you don't say that around do you talk like that around Ramona because she hates it

Is like does she is she like so prude around you and he's like I don't talk to her like that, but you You're in your prime. She's like oh god. Thank you So now so now bingo starts the the queen gets up on stage the drag queen gets on stage start doing bingo And I don't know if you know it is did you see that there was a Kyle by Aileen Bag? Up on the stage. No, how funny. Yeah, I don't know who brought that, but that's amazing. So that was on stage, and Sonya starts to make a speech,

and she's like, all right, well, welcome to this Bingo. I mean, I don't know why anyone bring a straight guide to this party, but I guess some people do, you know, and then Ramona's like, you know what? It's not saying on the invitation gaze only okay. Didn't say gaze only And they start to fight goes up there and they start fighting about it So I'm just like you probably straight guy. I mean don't bring your boring friends You know what I'm gonna look it up gonna look about open your attachments What's in the header what's in the hunter the when the little yells open your attachments

From the peanut Cal be open your attachments bitch And he goes don't worry. I'll be gay by the end of the night And then Ron creeps right behind Lee and goes did she call me boring Let her finish her speech Ramona God you know, it's funny. I'd want to remote it to be in my audience But then I remember I want an awful audience member. She is open your attachments. Oh, why a oya So they start playing Bingo and the Queen's like, all right, once you get five in a row, you win. Our first blue ball of the night, shout out to that guy,

is G 52 and turned to this like, yes, yes, yes, I'm winning, yeah. And the Queen of the world, I'm winning, I'm winning. And the queen of the world, I'm winning. I'm winning. It's like G 35. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. I got another one. I got another one.

You better back to left, you say I got a lot of dots here. You know what? Pile of willing is in your mind first. Because you get the winning in your mind. So it's like you don't have to announce everything. Every time you get one number, you don't have to announce it. Yeah, she's going crazy.

And so Ramona comes up behind her because she's getting more attention than Ramona. And so she bends over her and gets her card and she's like, whoa, look, the 69. I love 69. And then all her little. She presses her finger like right on the card I which messes it up or something like that yeah cuz they're not using dollars they're using like little chips so all the little chips go everywhere

oh is that oh oh god because of course Ramon is goes on it yeah messes it up they'll go flying everywhere and during this like glue those two flat flat-round things Richard was playing bingo with me I was like, you know what I just like the way 69 looks okay you have a success this way even knowing that the other way It's very graphically pretty, okay? That's why I like it. Sorry, sorry. Literally 10 minutes ago, she got mad because I said friends with benefits

and that was disgusting to her. You know what, it's just, it's very pleasing to my eyes. Like the two numbers fit into each other. It's like a penis and vagina fitting into each other like that, okay? So Sun is like, it's not a you and you're the JJ Romana. And during this, like, you see Rip-Off, because someone wins, someone yells Bing on, she's like,

that's a Rip-Off. She's a- I want to call back her to numbers. She's a- Just bit it back there up, okay, I made it nice. I need a drink. Like, you do not need a drink there's a list of things you need right now yeah drink is not on it anywhere

okay so now with just like my head my my headband so now that's my or so it's so bizarre during this entire recap so so so now it's like okay okay guys now that we're doing some bingo, we're gonna have Lou Ann sing her new song called Viva Ladeva or something like that. We're like, oh I guess that's my introduction, a little light on the Carol Bear's SIG or lyrical front, am I right? You could have mentioned her involvement in this anyway. And I can't wrote this song for me and I'm gonna start singing it now, okay, because it's wonderful to be here and celebrate the holidays together,

even with Ramona, despite the fact that she doesn't open up her attachments. And I'm here to congratulate you, support Glad, all the queens look amazing tonight. So, I had the pleasure of working with Desmond Child, not Desmond Child, but, you know, I'd be open to working with Beyonce too. Call me. Anyway, he's worked on living on a prayer, bon Jovi, share, you know, just a preview. And now it's me. So let's have a moment to appreciate my glory. Hit it boys. Play, press play. It's like DJ James Kennedy is there. You just play play in high tunes,

you know, press play. And so she starts singing. And in true Luann fashion, it's completely off with the track. She's singing off the track. She's stomping her feet completely off the rhythm. It is so fucking funny. She does like a little bit of hot stew. It just cuts to Durinda in interview and she's like, I mean, it's just, at least it's not Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! It's just at least it's not happy birthday

No, so they're all singing and having a really good time and you know They know my music because they're all singing along with her and does what's like look they're singing along Yeah, she's I've gone through so much from probation to being on stage singing a new song. I'm like, on stage, you're like on an apple box. Apple crate like upstairs at like a community room. So her endocardist life in quarantine is not a caparet. So Luanne is now focusing on her memoir also she sold her roundhouse apparently upstate was the lower level of new york ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know also cuz she's not also cuz she couldn't pay for it What's beyond it? Let's be honest. I was super far away. So then uh Derinda You know Derinda is known for her advice listed it or otherwise and Derinda will make it available with her new book making it nice making it through she won't be wearing Giovanni on the cover

Now this is where I was like okay, it's over. Where is this big d'arindice scene? To show so great. Same bro. I was like, how's this happening? Yeah, so then Leah's grown so much, she's being nice to her mom. And she quit drinking. And whatever. And then Sonya says, like, I land up my dogs.

I want to show people you can go off the rails and get back up. Fight the fight. I never pay the victim. Now we have to point out Sony is saying this because the entire by the time she's doing this interview she's lost a ton of weight she got a lower face lift I mean she looks amazing okay so they cut like actually show her side by side at one point and it's crazy. Yeah. What the doctors can see. I mean, she looks amazing.

I feel like I get one of those like, how much does that can we start to go fun to make girl? I want to. Girl, I mean, she looks so amazing. It was, she did not like that's like what plastic surgery should be. I also like when she says it just shows that if you go up the rails, you can just get back up, fight the fight, never play the victim.

I'm like, if you're rich, if you're rich, if you're gonna pour into basically, like, cut, literally cut the fat off of your body, yes, then you can, can go off the rails and come back. Yeah. So she has that, and her townhouse found no bitters so she took it off the market. But her own face lift was much more successful at attracting attention.

Yeah. And then Ramona's on the group. You know, I feel like you don't even evolved so much. And like, you know, the best relationship you could have is with yourself and an email without attachments on my right. And then it says- Yeah, I love Ramona. that's her big empowering speech. Guys, you're such good friends to me and the best friend I have is me.

It's like a big fag. Yeah, thanks. By the way, I just realized something. Ronnie, this was the season finale party. Where was Elise? Oh, man, man. I'm like, maybe she was in the corner just like staring like I'm Erica tonight and I'm in track the gaze love me

So she says yeah the best relationship you can have us with yourself and so news like that's called masturbation Actually and Leop starts morning air. She's like look. We're gonna. She said masturbation I love I love when there are two things that I love when Leah does. I love when she points and stuff like that and then laughs. And sometimes Leah makes like a little bird noise. Like, remember when she was going crazy and new poor and she's like, ah! Sometimes she makes that noise and she like made it tonight.

I'm not even gonna try to recapture it. But if you listen to it, it is like my favorite thing when she's, ah! Like, I can't even do it. That's my favorite. And then, um, Ramona's ending is maintaining 50 relationships with social distancing. He's kept Ramona very busy.

A guy, she moved to a higher floor though, so she could have more Instagramable views. I can't believe she already had an amazing view. I had, why would she even need to go even higher? That's crazy. So everything's nice that the music is playing. It's like that end of the season music where it's just like we've all come together, we're girlfriends, we're gonna stick through it to the end, we grow, we fight, we pick her,

but at the end of the day we're family. Like that kind of music, like... And they're all toasting and like, I love you. You know where he is? He's been read how this 2020 nothing you go wrong You know all that kind of stuff So then Ramona speech sucked and Sonia says all over the place. So Lea tries to toast and she's like Thanks for having an open heart with me. I mean Tinsley introduced me to you guys and no No, I'm not doing that shit Fuck you. I will lack it, Tinsley Lab! Fuck you!

I'm sick of you, Tinsley. Are you kidding me? It's like Tinsley? Tinsley can shit! I think Tinsley Hullos will not shout and just flies the fuck off the handle. And the music, by the way, just like stop that music, where the one's like, Urr, it just like stops. And then the one was like, you know know what she's had too much to drink You're gonna give it coast to cheesy more than what we left to show and breach her contract and left over nothing Yeah, god evil left over nothing you are why she left

You are why she left she was she was trying to maintain a relationship and like you you pushed her away And so I agree I agree if you're not here You don't get kudos and I'm still waiting for my thank you note for her staying in my house for years And don't you ever mention her name and leaves like I'm actually I can say whatever I want she goes I'm a principal She goes I'm a principal person Yeah, she's principaled in being reliably a bad drunk and we have like well because at this point when Dorenda says that I'm a person she moves her arm that was like in the sling and then I go well that hair does working pretty well over there No, it's not it's so and you should be more appreciated

Thank you. It's like you should be more appreciative of my sore hand. Thank you! I'm laying at Lou Ann's like, well don't hit me in the face. Merry Christmas to you! You're just spitting all over her. You're spitting all over her! Merry Christmas! I won't do it! I won't do it! Merry fucking Christmas!

And like, what Merry Christmas to you too! And she's like Tensely left the show she bish the contract and this season she's gonna Ruin me and now she's like yelling at the cameraman and like pointing in the camera Like principle By principle Me is like oh my god, she's obsessed so Durinda goes off to bitch to Ramona or Sonya or someone screaming fuck you the whole

time. And he's like, oh my god, that was just literally trying to tell her that I love her. And she's like, I stink. Oh, yeah, she is. Yeah. And she was like, you know what, she left us and she's a bitch. She's the modernist bitch. God.

And the one's like, well, she has work to do. And when you don't grow, that's what happens. That's a great example of not growing over there. It's like a potato. If you put a potato in a jar of water, it's gonna grow beautiful arms. If you leave a potato on a table, it's gonna turn into that. Yeah, drink a bit of that water. Drink a bit of that leaf potato on a table.

Carol, you can take that one. And I love how Lou Ann turns this into her. She goes like, I mean, it's a lot of pain over there, a lot of pain and shit. And you know what? Did she go to my show after her surgery? No, I mean, come on. As you can come here, wave that sore, flappy antiversite. I can't even come to my, she comes to this party, and then she can't even go to my show. She doesn't want to come to my show. It's awful. It's awful That's lack of growth a grown person would come to my Presentation of a show that I might be doing in a few weeks I'm used like God did she leave because I literally cannot even deal with that and lose like well Merry Christmas bitch

And that's the last time I'm in what I'm wow. So during the kind of earned that one, byee, this is a fish, if I were working in unemployment, I would say I'm sorry, but this was totally a fair firing. You don't get any unemployment. I mean, after watching that, I think that there may be an angle where maybe the cast were like, we don't want to work with it anymore, which is something we never really considered. Well, the latest rumor I heard was that it's actually a producer that was like,

we're not working with her anymore because she's, and then you, and I'm like, remember, we talked about it. We read it in some article. We talked about it in the bonus episode about this. And I was saying, I don't think that that is true because Durenda seems like the type who's like, hey, I made eating cake for you, dad, it's the thing. Yeah. Anybody wet the mac and she would just, you know, and I couldn't imagine that, but then after seeing this, like literally going off at the camera man,

you know that she's done this as the producers. You know that. You know she's done that. That was, yeah, it was definitely bonkers, but I loved it. I loved every moment of it. I did too. So good, yeah, it was definitely bonkers, but I loved it. I loved every moment of it. I did too. So good. Yeah, kind of, I mean, in a glitter, like a purple and pink glitter turban, just going, pushing cameras. I mean, this is what we live for.

I mean, this is like unbelievable. Like this is this season, I don't care what people say. This has been, this has been an excellent excellent season Do you remember that there was a part of the season where Leah threw a ravillie at Ramona's face in a restaurant? Yeah, this is a season that had that this is a season where we had cheeky tortures being thrown in the Hamptons like This is an amazing amazing And as well and people always complain, you know in the in the bravo verse especially we all do it's like in our nature I think people who watch bravo, there are like this season sucks. They need to be doing better.

And then I know, we think so much is supposed to be happening on these shows. But I'm telling you, this is a classic. And it's also the last season of this show as we know it. I mean, it's gonna be total hell. It's gonna be fucking different next time. There is a piece out there that's saying that there's rumors

that actually bra Bravo may be changing its mind about Derrinda. I don't know how, I don't know how I feel that is. I've only seen it in one article. Maybe, but I think Bravo is probably like, yeah, wait until you see her last four episodes. Like this one and then the reunions coming up. Yeah, the reunions can be bad for her. It's gonna be great for us.

Great for us. But then the other rumors are that the Sonyan, that the Sonyan Ramona maybe, but most likely Ramona has gone as well and they're not going to answer to the reunion. So you know, I just don't think he's the last of a classic New York cast. I think it would be a mistake to get rid of Ramona. I think Ramona is one of a kind. She's a horrible person, horrible, horrible, horrible person, but like her, but she's so funny. And I think that, I think for sure they're gonna go younger,

they're gonna need to get someone to sort of like pal around with Leah a little bit more. Although one thing I love about Leah is the way she's fully embraced these women and that like there is, there is an age difference. There is a little bit of a generational difference and She's like down with it like and I think that's always the young one right? There is but like she

She really seems to have embraced it. I think they will give her a friend who knows maybe her sister maybe someone else Well, she definitely turned into a great addition a great house She pretty much was really likeable. I really really really really like Lea I think that was a great casting choice. I think it would be a mistake to get rid of Ramona. Yeah, say what you will about her I think that she is like she is a one of a kind I Think it's a mistake to get rid of Durrinda to to be honest, but I say like if you're gonna get rid of Durrinda Just stop it there. Don't do anything else. Don't get rid of anyone else because this cast

is lightning in a bottle. Yeah, and so Rick goes. Nobody knows. But don't touch me. Don't touch me. Find out. Yeah, you know what? It's a new day, guys. We are going to still have a month of this pretty much. I mean throughout September, we've got the three reunions coming up. So we'll definitely be back every week. Absolutely. Ronnie, this was such a pleasure. This was such a fun episode to recap with you today.

It reminds me of how much fun I have podcasting with you and like what an honor. I'm just having so much fun today. I know, but I know this. Thank you. No, I'm just like, I was having so much fun today. I know, but I know it's like every day, but this was just like, God, it was funny this morning, I woke up and I was like, I just want to get into Friday. And as I actively delay it right now, but like I'm like, I just want to get into Friday, I just have to watch Real House,

it was in New York, I mean, a podcast with Ronnie, and then it's Friday, and like sometimes it gets that feeling of like, oh, I've got to do work. But then like, the day is like today, I'm like, I feel so lucky that this is what we do for our job. This is so lucky. So thank you guys so much for supporting us, for being here and listening, for being on Patreon and paying us to do it. Thank you for any kind of support you gave.

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