Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part One

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E03), Brynn joins the group in the Hamptons just in time for two truths and a lie! Plus, shakshouka grievances are aired. This is part one of a two part recap!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens when there's so much that crap is Who cares what What happens Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me is my one and only work has been. The man has been with me for almost 12 years and will be with me probably for another 36. Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie, how are you? That is so sweet that you think I'm gonna live that long.

It's so nice. Hi, how's it going? Oh good, happy Monday. Well, I have to be here for the day. Well, that's a pretty Monday. Love it, Monday, Monday happy Monday. What have to be here for the day, okay? Well, not a creating Monday. Love it, Monday, Monday, Monday. Whoa, just another Monday, okay? It is a manic Monday.

A few things right off the bat that we have to mention. First, we will be appearing on the wonderful podcast. I've had it. If you're not subscribed to that podcast, you must, because A, it has Bravo Origins with Jennifer and Pumps from Sweet Home Oklahoma and Sweet Home. But B, it's like a hilarious podcast, and we were very lucky that we got to record a sash with them.

I don't know when our episode comes out. I'm assuming it's this week, but if it's not this week, just subscribe. That way you just, we'll hear it when it arrives. But it was so fun. So go check that podcast out. Really, like, we just had a blast with those ladies. Second of all, you know, last week I had an impromptu moment where I hopped on to IG live and just sort of chatted and then Ryan and I were just talking and said, you know, we have to do more of these lives. You know, take a seat is, you know, it ended and but we kind of really still enjoyed the take a seat vibe. So we have

decided that we're going to start doing those IG lives every other week and make the match. So it's basically, it's basically like take a seat. We haven't come up with a new name. We can't use take a seat. That was through Spotify. We're not with them. So we may be be seated We're not with them. So we may be be seated or maybe sit down. Ben's dad has always called the show sit your ass down. That could always be. And also that works with crap ins, right? Because you have to sit your ass down to take a crap ins.

So while we've got a classic name, just keep up the classy naming structure, I say. My dad will be so pleased. This is not a joke. My dad is like, so are you doing sit your ass down tonight? I'm like, Dad, let's all take a seat. So, well, yeah, whatever it is, I mean, who knows? I mean, we may do more Instagram lives

than just every other week, but every other week we are planning to have a proper sash where we go on and like talk, we don't know the timing yet. We don't know when it's gonna be, et cetera, but we decided this is what we're gonna do. Probably when it was just you and now, I mean, you this is what we're gonna do. Probably, well, let's just do it now. I mean, you brought it up. You wanna do the first and third Mondays of the month?

I guess sure. Why not, right? Like, why not, guys? I mean, Mondays nights, I think we're good. We all liked Mondays nights. What time do you wanna do? Because 7 p.m. was a little late, I think, for people. Why don't we, before we lock in on a time, let's hear people have to say, because we, you know, we want to, like, get a nice time, like, a time that works for as many time zones as possible.

But, yeah, give opinions, guys, but we'll do, the plan is we're going to do them on non-dwell-hello weeks. So, one week we have Dwell-hello up, which is available on OneDrew Plus. And then the other week we're gonna do some, you know, whatever the new iteration of Tekacitas on Instagram. So by the way, follow us at Watch What Crapins on Instagram. And also follow us personally at Ronnie Caram and at Ben Mandelger because it'll just make our hearts.

I'm so excited. Also guess what? That means that next Monday would be the first Monday of the month of August. That would be August something. Well, we did do a whole last week, didn't we? Yeah, but we can, like, we can move to a hello recording around, you know?

Like, I think first and third is better than saying second and fourth. Second and fourth is just weird. Don't you think? What? Okay, what't you think? What? Okay, what are you talking about this later? Two and four is a better beat. Two and four is a better beat unless you're in the church

with Saul, then one and three is a better beat. Oh no, you're right. No, I don't think so and four is a better beat. Listen, I've learned the hard way because apparently I'm a natural one in three person and dating a choreographer. I've been I've been I've been corrected several times when I've been on the ones. It is the two and four.

It is. So maybe the most natural thing is that we're on the ones in three. So I think I see two people who are off beat completely. She's called the ones in three is like we literally incorporate the timing into the name of it. No, I'm just kidding. Let's She's got the ones and threes, like we literally incorporate the timing into the name of it. No, I'm just kidding. Let's just, yeah, the ones and threes.

So we'll figure this out. We'll have a thing on Patreon where you guys can put in questions for take a seat, story, recommendation, all that stuff that we'll go to. But point is, we're coming back with a live show. We are not waiting to be picked up by some network to do a live show.

We are just gonna do it ourselves because this is what's at crap and that's how these bitches roll. So plan on that being just a couple of times a month, we've got take a seat under a new name, probably sit your ass down or be seated or whatever you guys tell us in these comments. And plan on that, we're super excited, obviously, because we're just planning it right now, even though we've got to recap to do. It's like literally being planned on the air, as we speak, like it was like two seconds before we press record, it was all happening guys,

because watcher crappens is a creative community, and that's like what our vibe is. No, that's gonna be really, really fun. So we're gonna be doing that. And there was like a third thing that was like super, I was like, I've gotta mention this. I'm into the yearnative exfoliation. Like my face, I feel the dry layer on top

that's just already to be popped off. So I'll do that later. I have news related to that. Oh, I don't know if, like give it a rest for a second because I think I had a sign, and I'm gonna sign in the middle of my sleep last night about that because, and I know people don't really care about hearing people's dreams,

but I did have a dream, Ronnie, where I saw you and your face looked all kind of like the same but very different, and I was like, what happened? And your nose was sort of like going to the right, and I was like, what happened? You were like, well, then I went to get my face. I went to go to the esthetician, and she used like a different chemical on me,

and I like messed up my face. And now my face looks like this and I've been doing all sorts of research on how to fix it. I just keep on making it worse. So I had a dream where your face got messed up. So if you're coming in today being like I need to exfoliate my face, I think I just had a dream that says,

it was like a final death, it was final face and Asian dream. And I'm gonna say, like just, I'm not saying don't do it, I'm just saying whatever impulse you have right now, sit on it and then wait for the bad face due due to go away. And then you can do it. Okay.

I think that that's a good call because I do, I have been doing so much face stuff like I used to try to know when I get chemical peels. I do this like, I do a monthly thing, either a chemical peel or a needling, okay? Micro needling. And it looks good, like it definitely does help. Like I think my skin looks good and stuff,

but I think that it takes me down to such a thin layer of skin that my skin is becoming like tissue paper where I just go down for an app and then I wake up and I look like this. I look like a sharp, look at my face, everybody on the computer. I look like a sharpie like this and it take, like I literally have to go iron my face. I think there is a downside to doing stuff to your face. I'm just gonna say it right now.

Yeah, like in my dream, I, I'm, it was like your face like a little melted. I had like, it did have sort of like crinkles in it in a weird way. And I'm telling you the nose is weird. It was weird. I'm getting, I'm getting to a story mage, guys. I'm getting to that, I'm getting you the notes. It was a weird one. It was weird. I'm getting to a story mage, guys. I'm getting to that age. So you know what? This is going to be the year of my nervous breakdown

middle-aged crisis. And I'm so glad we're all here together for it. I am excited for you to have in affair with Raquel. And I'm excited for you to all have a fair with Morgan What's her face and like I just want you to find all the footsteps of all the midlife crises on Bravo. Okay well everybody that was our first eight minutes of nothing. So welcome to real housewives of New York City. A new era. That's what they say and I don't like that they say that on the ad,

you know where you're watching Atlanta, it says, oh, which by the way, we're not doing Atlanta this week. Sorry Atlanta, you've killed me, okay? You finally fucking done it. We'll be back with that at some point, but we wanted to check in with project runways, that's what we're gonna do. Anyway, when you're watching Real Housewives of Atlanta,

it says at the bottom, coming up next, Real Housewives of New York. The new era. And I'm like, well, why did you have to pave me over? I feel like I'm just a part, I've just been paved over to make a parking lot. You know what I mean? You don't have to call it a new era.

Old people can still like you. This is my middle-aged crisis here. Don't do this to me. I prefer to call it a new error, but that's just me personally. Hahaha. Yes, it's just that, but in the New York accent. Listen, you know what?

We're making a new error. It's a new error. It's a new error. No, no, people are absolutely loving the new Roni. And actually, I have to say, I thought like this episode, the first half of it, I was like, okay, I'm like chuckling. I'm having legitimate chuckles. I'm seeing the light second half.

I was like, this is the worst part of Beverly Hills. So all my fears have come true. But I do, I'm starting to see the sparks. I'm starting to see it coming, starting to gel a little bit, which is good. But I think it still has a long ways to go. But that being said, a lot of people are still absolutely loving it.

And I think that's awesome. I love that people are loving it. I love when people are excited about shows on Bravo, because inevitably it rubs off on me. I'm a chameleon, and I go which way the wind blows, and I will eventually get as excited as everyone else, especially as all the people on Twitter who are like, oh my God,

Brynn not knowing how to open up a refrigerator, total icon! By the way, not total icon. Oh, I'm not, I'm just kind of a long for the ride. Listen, all I really care about is how much fun I have recapping it, and I have so much fun recapping it. So I literally don't care. You know one of my favorite things to recap our planet

or like my octopus teacher. I don't really give a fuck what it is. It's just how much I laugh with you and I laugh with you a lot on this one. So it's a winner for me. It's been a really good recap. I've totally loved doing our recaps of it, which I agree, that's as long as it's a funny show to recap, I'm pretty much always going to be happy. And did you have you been watching

our planet? Where are you with our planet right now? Because I just finished. I haven't started. I was watching the super depressing show on Apple TV called the crowded room with fucking what's his face and what's her buns? Oh my god. Tom Holland and Amanda Safreed. I can't. Okay, it's the most. Holden Safreed. It's a Holland Safreed circle. It is the most depressing thing I've ever. I finished it yesterday and I was sitting there crying and I was like, I'm so mad at myself for being manipulated by this fucking show to cry.

And then it made me cry harder because I was like, and I'm manipulated and I'm taking a being manipulated and I was like, oh my God, he was manipulated. Oh my God, she was manipulated. We're all so manipulated. And then I started crying and then it popped up. I watched Atlanta to feel better, which, that didn't, I'm talking about manipulation. And then it popped up and said, real housewives of New York,

the new era. And then I just cried more. I don't, wow. My only thing is going well over here. I'm gonna be honest. Let me just, I'm just gonna tell you this right now. The final episode of our planet kind of ends on a bummer note. Anyone who watched it, you're, you're, you will, Roddy, I guarantee you're gonna cry.

You will actually sob. I don't just sick of crying. But I'm also don't wanna smile either. I just don't wanna do anything. I guess what else ends badly, our planet. Oh wait. Our actual planet. Well, I have to say, orcas, I have to say,

normally in nature specials, the ones who really get the villain edit are the sharks. Sharks always get a bad villain edit. But I have to say our planet, you know, like when you watch the Real House of New York and for season after season, Ramona is the villain. and then she has the one season where she tries to be nicer So then she's sort of not the villain and then they they slot in like to render or something or like maybe even count us Luann or Bethany So this was like the sharks decided to pull a Ramona of like, you know what?

I'm renewed and I'm just gonna stay out of it this season, you know And so now the orcas have stepped in orcas are like the villain this season on the island. And like, those Orcas are real motherfuckers. They are, and I think that they get. Orcas have had actually like a surprisingly good edit all these seasons when they're really monsters, because you know, people are like, oh my god, sea world, those poor Orcas,

they're in captivity, they're like Orcas, they need to be free, they're whales. And now that like, now we're like seeing the god see world, those poor orcas, they're in captivity, they're like orcas, they need to be free, they're whales. And now that like, now we're like seeing the real orca and it's like those orcas are evil. You even like jail them all and dance for me. Dance for me, male. I know. Dance for me.

Well, I mean, it's also crazy that anyone thought it would be a good idea to put one in like a swimming pool And like just train it to do things there like well, yeah, you saw blackfish, right that I Parnatory that the orca and it is really sad because they do abuse those orcas You know and you're all sad and then one day the orcas like no what? I'm gonna kill a trainer Okay, you know what you want me to you want me to play with the ball I'll play with the ball and the ball is your ankle. I'm gonna drag it down to the bottom of the pool and I'm gonna drown you stupid trainer, okay?

What are you doing with toy? At least fuck you. You're at least sitting here and have to hear about my trainer on page six, okay? Yeah, but those orcas, okay, I don't feel like I needed to see blackfish You know why? Because if someone says, oh, it's a documentary about how like we shouldn't be you know training these or, because SeaWorld is doing terrible things that do you think I need a documentary to tell me that? I just have to like look at SeaWorld and I'm the, I'm done. I just saved two hours in my life. Yeah, you just, yeah, you watch the SeaWorld. But yeah, Orcas are real mother fuckers,

but you still shouldn't keep them in captivity, okay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's it. All right. But anyway, yeah, my planet, one of my favorite things. We'll get to that, you know what, we'll get to that after we recap this, starting 30 minutes into the recap. People are like, what the fuck is this show? What even is this? This is our show. Sorry, it's Monday. We haven't talked to each other in a while.

It's very important that we catch up on things. Speaking of orcas, let's talk to those vicious bitches slash queen slash icons of Rony, okay? So we're still in the Hamptons. Are we having a positive show? Because this is the first song, okay, it's the morning. And this is the song. I want to see the sun come up. I'll make it through. So what the fuck are you complaining about song? You're in the Hamptons. The way you're, you're, you're worried about like living

through the night. Oh, well, I think if you're staying at Aaron's house, maybe you are having these feelings apparently because everyone got frozen out in her, in her decrepit, like nicely appointed, but decrepit house, okay? Because it's morning, it's 9th or 3rd in the morning, everyone's waking up and Jessel comes downstairs.

She's like, I don't think I've ever been this cold and I live in England. It's anyone awake, it is so cold! It's almost as if I told Pavit to turn up the heat and of course he's so useless, he couldn't even do it in the first place! Pavit! Oh, sorry, he's not here, just instinct.

So, Aaron is away, Aaron's like, I'm awake. Augh! It's like, he's freezing in here, girl. And she's like, I'm sorry, I don't even know what to do about it. It's just like, I don't even know what's a problem. It's like, well, it's nice to warm down here, of course, because this is where you live. So I'm glad you're comfortable.

Ah-ha-ha! Kidding girl, are we fun? Aaron's like, well, you can like sleep down here with me tonight, like two sleeping boss bitches, okay? And she's like, no, no, no, I'm absolutely falling. I'm falling, don't worry about it. Well, was it comfortable, at least, Dr. Aaron, it's fall winter in New York and there was no heating. You think she's going to compliment your fucking sheets right now?

Fix your heating. Okay, host, are you? Listen, at first the caviar caterers, you know, we all know how I feel about canned food caterers, fuck those people. Okay, I won't go off on that again. But you had nothing for these people except Pringles and caviar and now you're freezing them out. The woman just had to wear hideous lingerie. Could you at least give her a down comforter? Yeah, you can just tell that Aaron's just not good at hosting people, but she thinks she's wonderful at it, you know, because she has, I think she thinks that the quality of her house will do the heavy lifting, but the heat's not working and they're drinking out of plastic cups with non-out straws later on. So, baby, yeah, sippy cups, yeah, girl, no.

The quality of your house is your heater. You can live in a mansion, you know, on top of a shining hill above Pharamis, but it ain't worth shit if your air conditioning and heating doesn't work. And you're stoked, shame on you, shame on your house. Also, call fucking child services because you know that she doesn't

know that because that's where the kids sleep. And those poor kids, they probably show up to school, like, you know, really thick coats and multiple scars and five outfits on. And their teachers are like, are you okay? It's like, it's freezing at home. It's freezing at home. So then, Jessel, she, Jessel clearly has certain interview things that she has pre-written and she's like, ooh, I can't piss and rip this for me. I think it'll be hilarious. She goes, if I had known, I'd be going

into a cryogenic chamber. I would have brought my NASA space soon. Like, those two things have nothing to do with each other, first of all. You should be spaced for that line. Like, if this were a science fiction show, I would put you in the bad person cage and I would press the button

and you would just be sucked out into space. And then we'd just see you turn blue, you know, in your eyes crack. Because that was a bad line. I will say they're, they're confessional bad. Bad guys. Are you guys just not hiring gaze anymore to help because you can tell?

Yeah, I think actually in size, size are like, honestly, the, some of the worst I've seen on Bravo. I'm not even, I'm not being a hater. I'm just being a explainer. She is like, I'm sorry, she may be very nice. She may have a lot of upside on this show, but her confessional are like, they'm sorry, she may be very nice. She may have a lot of upside on this show, but her confessionals are like,

they make me cringe every time. I'm sorry, this is exhibit A in why, I'm having some issues with this show. But yeah, just where they need the most help. Because the diary room, confessionals, whatever, those can save your show. This is hindering the show. No one has a good one.

Like nobody on this show knows a gay person. And I'll say that also for Kenya. I think she's fighting with her gay on Atlantic. It's her husband really embarrassing this year. I think that's hurting their show. And this one. Yeah, I think Jenna is the one on this show that I hear most people saying, I got back! And I mean, I like her and everything. A lot so far, but her confession was not great either. She's just like, like seriously, people don't like jeans. I actually like hers the most because they feel the most natural to me, but I think it's more like the ones where I mean, so is armpit hair.

You know what I mean, but I don't want it. Yeah, I can see, that's a fair point. What can I say to that? Commissars, here comes one right now. So, Aaron, and there's also, by the way, there's like a lot of confessional pylons. It's like one person says something, and then we get like three more confessions,

and then we go back to the first person with a Confessional just like someone says oh Did anyone see my cup and then we get three confessionals that are like oh my god Like she can't find her cup like am I supposed to find the cup for her and then you have like screen being like um a real boss Page knows where her cup is and who because what's a wild group of ladies we are we can't find our cups and then Sy is like It's a cap if you grow up boy. You don't't find door cups. And then Sy is like, it's a cap. If you grow up poor, you don't lose your cap. And it goes back to original person. And be like, I just want to find my cup.

I actually don't know if this is really, this shows fault. I think this is kind of a fleeting a lot of the real housewives right now. General note to Bravo. We don't need that money. I guess so. We get some, yeah.

We don't need multiple great chorus about a cup. And also it, it came back in the confessionals. Okay, don't deny the gaze. So Uber comes down and she's like, Hello to me, model Uber darling. And she's like, oh my God, it is freezing in this house. And just it's like, oh my Lord, freezing seriously. It is freezing.

And the custom size, I my lord, freezing seriously. It is freezing. And it cuts the sides. I'm freezing in this house. I'm so cold, I grew up poor, so I know what freezing means. And so, jussles, I'll just go to hotel if it's not fixed. That's okay. And Uber's like, wait a second. Wait a second. Can we talk about Jenna leaving last night?

And then we have a flashback to 10, 30 PM. Jenna's sort of like slinking out of the house, you know? And Si is like, we have the fuck as Jenna. Does anybody know what Jenna is? Anyone seen Jenna? And then they all see her. And Aaron's like, oh my God, Jenna, why are you leaving? And she's like blasting music and dancing around in her bra.

You know, because the drunk ones, that's the other problem with having half sober and half drunk. You can't, it doesn't work. And this is why. You've got the drunk ones like dancing around parting, turning the music up, you know, like the basic bitch on Spotify station.

And then you've got the sober ones who are like, it's 10.30 and I want to be asleep, okay? So she's sleeping and she's like, I've got a 6.30 call tomorrow. So I can just go to sleep. If you guys continue to play, it's like seriously, no big deal. I just really like to sleep.

You know? And they're like, no. So now we're back to present and it was like, I'm actually very upset because how we supposed to be one wacky women if we're not to present and it was like I'm actually very upset because how is supposed to be a Wacky women if we're not all wacky women together And it's like I'm seriously upset here. Just like I mean her houses by the ocean guys Your house is not by the ocean, but hers is and Aaron's like don't laugh

Oh, no Aaron doesn't laugh I wrote and she goes what is that supposed to mean? And just like well me she probably just wants to wake up at her house and look at the view, you know, sister Jenna. Ever since we were growing up, Jenna needed the best view, the best bedroom to look out of. If we were on top of the hill, she wanted to see the highest peak. What I'm trying to say is,

her house is like the jessil of houses and your house is like the profit of houses. Does that make more sense? If I know anything about my sister, it's that nothing invigorates her, like Mother Nature's sweet salty morning greeting. Aaron's like, um, are you saying my house isn't good because it's not looking at the ocean?

And Chussle's like, no, did I leave? Did I leave your non-ocean looking at the house? Of course not. Do I think it's as, do I think it's a worst house? So it doesn't have an ocean view. Yes, because that's how real estate works. And psych comes in and she's like, hey, everybody, I'm going to fool out the ground. And then she just falls on the ground because she's like really wacky. And Aaron's like, oh my God, are you still drunk, Sy? And she's like, Oh, yeah, I came in for the drunk.

What'd she say? I came in for the drunk. I don't know. I didn't even bother running it down because then Jessica's, you can't be like a wrecking ball. I never knew how hard I'd fall on the carpet in Aaron's house. You fair. That's a current event reference.

Aaron's like, I decided I'm giving Bryn Jenna's room because it's Jenna doesn't deserve a room. You fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I'd realize this morning she wasn't there, okay? So Jussles, like, I want to call my dear best friend, Sister Jenna, and, uh, so I was like, uh, she's like, well, I think it was weird not to say goodbye and Jussles, like, ah, ah, ah, I have no signal in this awful, no seafood-y household, cold, no ocean, I hate it here. I literally cannot connect to no fucking signals. So I was like, like your husband, your phone is telling you to go fuck your husband.

Okay, I switch your phone once you do that. Merin's like, God, tough crowd around here. So so I was like, you bitches can play when you wake up. You know what, your energies are. I don't have time for everyone to be complaining. Okay, I'm an influencer. I'm gonna go take a picture by the curic. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. So I was like, you know, Jettles to a loop to realize had to live with a bit of a break to sometimes. Can we all just like chill for a sec and be grateful that we're on a free trip. I mean, it's free 99. Okay. I just want everyone to listen to you. It's free 99.

I thought that was pretty good. That's pretty good, huh? I mean, that is kind of funny, but also there's supposed to be that glamour, not people getting free things. I mean, this is like, if you want to there's supposed to be a bad glamour, not people getting free things. I mean, this is like, if you want to see the real truth of this show, watch, welcome to crappy lake. And you see what these women are really like when we're not fed the rich storylines.

And you see Sonia not able to buy shoes in the local store in Benton, you know, and then Luan vined the cheapest wig she can find, you know. God bless that show. So everyone's wondering like, is Jenna gonna come back? Is she, will she return? And Aaron's like, I mean, she's snuck out in the middle of the night. Like, she didn't even let me make Shaq Shuka. And now I have like no idea what's happening.

She deprived me of my Shaq Shuka moment. Because you know, like Aaron has really built a lot of this weekend around that Shakyak Shuka. We know this because you mentioned the Shakyak Shuka like 50 times this episode. Also can we all agree that she has no fucking idea how to make Shakyak Shuka? Like it's terrible.

You know her Shakyak Shuka is terrible. Everybody's terrible. It's terrible. I can smell it on you. I can smell your bad Shakyak Shuka. I know. Because people who know how to make shikshuka don't walk around saying,

oh my god, I make the most amazing shikshuka. It's literally just what they make when they wake up. Like, listen, I understand she's from an Israeli family. So that gets her a lot of shikshuka cred. But I still think it's gonna be bad shikshuka just because you are having Israeli family does not mean that you have auto shikshuka skills. And we just can tell, based on the lack of heating upstairs,

based on the caviar part, based on like so many hosting miscalibrations, it'll be bad-shakshuka. Under season, not enough salt. I'll tell you that right now. I feel like it's ragu, jarred sauce, with just a couple of eggs boiled. Heart eggs, like they look like they're like, you're gonna cut into them and the yokes and ooze that and just gonna be stiff

She's like that's the way I like it. Oh god. I love her rubbery egg actually. Okay, I'm tacky too Okay, I'm also not unreasonable for someone to not want to eat shakshuka right before they work out Yeah, who does that like who eats before they go workout? Do you I've never heard of that? No, you have to give yourself first of all you have to I think you're the standard is a few You're what you're really supposed to do is eat 90 minutes before workouts. That way you have enough energy from the food to fuel your workout, but you're not so close to it that you're going to barf or be too tired. But that being said, I think with Shaqshuka, even 90 minutes won't be enough. That's smart enough. And I feel like we all

know that if you eat and then you swim or work out, you die, right? It's like if you eat and then you swim, you die. So you did, yep, a lot of people have died that way. Shucks, you're related. A lot of dead children. Yeah, a lot of dead children after eating Shucks, Shuka and swimming right after. So, that's closed, shows canceled, murderer.

So Jenna comes back and she has coffee and Aaron's like, I'm getting like angry right now. And Jenna's like, good morning. How's it going? Oh my God, I'm so angry right now. Who gets angry? First of all, she's working herself over nothing. She's like, she was so disgusted

that I would make breakfast before I work out. She goes, yeah, she was disgusted with you. And Aaron's like, she really was disgusted. Now I'm really mad. She wasn't disgusted. She wanted to go're like, she really was disgusted. Now I'm really mad. She wasn't disgusted. She wanted to go to bed. Plus, she showed up. Okay, first of all, she said goodnight.

She was going to bed. Everyone was fine with her going to bed. So she still wouldn't be seeing them until this moment anyway. So that's exactly right. Then Jenna comes in and she's got this coffee that she's brought everybody. And it's dreamy coffee, which by the way,

she sold out, dreamy coffee. Did you see that? Dreamy coffee went on mine and was like, oh my god, to the overwhelming demand, dreamy coffee. It's literally sold out. We would like to thank everybody, Jenna Lyons. You are. I can't but. Thank you, Jenna Lyons. That's actually really cool. If you have Jenna Lyons advocating for your coffee, honestly, I'm into it. I can! But, um. I can't imagine.

But you're right, you're right. It's like there's no difference of Jenna, like staying over and just, like coming downstairs right now versus coming in through the front door. There's no difference. It's there basically doing this. She's already famous,

so she thinks she's better than us. Yes. And they're already getting mad before Jenna acts like it. Now listen, I'm sure at some point Jenna is gonna act like that. Jenna does not look like the nicest person. Like she just doesn't. She has this face. She makes this face a lot. Where she kind of like judges. She's I see her judgy eyes is what I'm saying. And that's why she was cast as a housewife. She's not cast here to be nice, But let her become evil before you guys just tell us that she's evil. She hasn't done anything wrong yet. You're mad at nothing.

You also could have just made the shakshuka and Jenna could have just not had it. Like I don't understand. So Jenna's like, good morning. And I think, oh, how did you sleep, Jenna, in your non-Aaron household? And Jenna's like, oh, not great. That storm is insane.

How did you guys sleep? And heron's like, there was an storm here by the inland in the forest, not by motion. And there's like drama obos. It's like, booh, drama obos. Yeah, they brought back some of the New York orchestral sounds for this one like And she's like there was an storm here. I'm like you probably live under a freeway

You know what I mean? We haven't seen we haven't seen the the Outlying areas of your neighborhood yet. So Jenna's like well, what time did you guys go to sleep? And she's like not late like 12 and it was like yeah, you killed the party so we went to sleep Darling not late, like 12, and it was like, yeah, you killed the party, so we went to sleep. Darling, let me tell you what's not fabulous. A party that ends like that because somebody leaves. Ridiculous, darling. I mean, I don't see how she killed the party. She was already asleep in her room or trying to go to sleep in her room. And so I don't know, it seems like it might be a user error, not a genna Jenna error You know how hot it is to start a party by stealing some coconut milk and then someone ruins it by going someplace else too early Fun crazy girls in my life What an interesting group of girls that got ruins

So Jenna's like well, I had a 6 3 a.m. Call because Unlike you guys I actually have like a real job and I'm like influential and I don't even have a real job right now. What is her, why don't you have a 6.30 call? That must be like a child call, right? Well, she does have, so she has her fake eyelashes, so maybe she had like a manufacturing call with like a broad or something. I don't know.

I don't know. If Jenna, if Jenna Lyon says she has a 630 AM call, I'm gonna believe that more than Aaron or Sire anyone else. I believe Jenna Lyons, even though she's sort of, I don't know what really she's doing, I still believe she's like an important person in the world of fashion and that people call her at 630 in the morning.

You do? I do. It's probably me. It's probably me just calling it. It's calling it every morning going, um, Jenna, did you know that Cargo Pact are back? They're back. Hey Jenna, I just bought some Kaki Cargo shards.

Ha ha, you didn't suck her. So maybe not Jay Crue. It's just me pranking her about Cargo Pact. She's like, damn it. So it was like, I just think it was rude because we gave her the best room. And so I was like, yeah, I'm sleeping in a children's room with a crib and one hanger. And Jenna's like, okay, let's was like, I just think it was rude because we gave her the best room. And so I was like, yeah, I'm sleeping in a children's room with a crib and one hanger.

And Jenna's like, okay, let's just like back it up for like one second because like, can we just like that moment? Okay, you guys were partying. I went up to my room. The music was like literally on top of my bedroom. And I realized I'm actually like very wealthy and very famous and I'm doing this right now.

Like I should just be in my own wealthy, famous house. So it just made sense to me. Yeah, I'm Aaron's like, but it was like a China clock and just so just laughs. And Aaron's like, yeah, it wasn't late, okay. And so I was telling us, Jenna's acting like a geriatric. This is about a CD citizen home, all right?

Step out, Baba. Step out, Baba. Free at clock, okay? What time was it in the morning? It was free at clock, all right? Free at clock at the morning. All right, step out, Baba, step out Baba, free of clock. Okay? What time was it in the morning? It was free of clock. All right. Free of clock at the morning. Snap out of it, Grandma.

It's like, ooh. So, Jenna's like, I mean, I didn't even think you guys would even notice me leaving. And so I said, we noticed. And so she's like, you know what, Granny's sleeping, guys. Oh, Granny's sleeping, guys. Lower the music, guys. So you granny's sleeping guys lower than music guys.

So you're gonna have to do better. You have to do better with your interviews. And this gang up is so hilarious. They're all really trying to go against Jenna and Jenna literally doesn't care. So I guess, oh yeah. And also she could have cut this one. And Ube says, yeah, she could have made a shook shook.

Oh, whatever they called. And Jenna's like, guys, hold on now. Yeah, and you didn't even make me make my shakshuka because you said it's a weird and strange. She did not say it's weird and strange. Now stop making it sound like she's coming for shakshuka because you know that that will get a lot of people anti her. She said she didn't want to eat before she worked out.

Yeah, Jenna's like, you guys are all adults and you can do what you want. If you want to check shuka, you could have made shakshuka. And then the errands, like, wait a like, you guys are all adults and you can do what you want. If you want to check Shuka, you could have made check Shuka. And then the errands, like, wait a second, wait. How do you say that word? Did you say Shushito? Did you say Shushito?

What a wild and interesting group of people we are saying Shushito is Shushito. And Jenna also, I sure is in. At least it's the first time I've noticed it, Conductor Hands, which we love in a house five. I love in a house five, so I speak like this. She's like, if you wanted to have Shakyukha, you could have had it.

Like she does very specific like moving her conductor hands and when she's trying to get everyone to believe her. And Jenna's telling us like, like, are you Shakyukhing me? Who's gonna have like Shakyukha before they work out? Like, that would be shakvomiting. Like, no, okay. Okay, that's fine. You know what?

I didn't like that one. But I'm just gonna submit that into evidence. Yeah, you're right, that was a very, it was not great work. So then Ub is like, well, you know, it's nice to wake up with the girls and be here. Just because you have a house 10 minutes, like, doesn't mean that you know,

like, that you can't, like, that you got you got to go there whatever and Jenna's like it had nothing to do with not waking wanting to wake up with you. I had a 6.30 a.m. call because I have a job a J.O.B. occupation. I don't know if any of you guys know what that is. And like I didn't want to disturb you guys. My car's right there. My bedroom's right there. I thought I just get in my car and go to the rich, important side of town and do things. But that wasn't that deal darling. I thought I'd just get in my car and go to the rich, important side of town and do things. But that wasn't the deal, darling. Jimmy goes, what's you?

What are you talking about? Do we make a deal? Is there some deal? And it's like, yeah, we made a deal to come to my house. Where literally you would have frozen to death as a... Like, you can't yell at somebody for not staying at your house when your heater doesn't even work. Yeah. Are you people listening to yourselves?

I know. And just like, you guys played music so that I couldn't sleep. I didn't care. And so I was like, okay, you know what? I'm gonna get ready to work out because like I'm like really so over this. Okay, I'm gonna go take a photo by the Geary again. Yeah, but you're one of the ones starting it and rubbing it in. So you don't get to be like start fights and then be like, yeah, I'd think of this. I'm happy with it.

So then Aaron's like, yeah, well, I'm leaving then Aaron's like yeah well I'm leaving to because obviously you don't like my house so sorry don't look my house okay and Jenna's like oh my god my glasses are actually fucking up right now because I'm so cold and just look at just look at oh sister best friend Jenna god she's had that sense of that wicked sense of humor ever since we were girls Oh, I can't help but think that if I hadn't nourished her with Oreos in my household she might not have been this funny So then just so go everybody goes to get ready for whatever they're gonna do next and Just so goes up to the kids room that she got stuck in and she gets great

I have one hanger in here My god She's um Uh Oh, I forgot what's gonna say I was gonna have such a good point about jessil but I literally just it just like went out of my brain So I'll just go right forward. So, yeah, Jessel's complaining about having one hanger, and then there's like a knock,

oh, I remember what I was gonna say, and it's nothing to do with Jessel. It was about Aaron. Listen, I was like a little bit more on Aaron's side with a whole debate about a legit catch, which I went back and rewatch, and I don't know if I said this on the show, but like, I do believe it's catch and not

Tom Colegio's craft because I felt like when I went back there was more of a ca face as opposed to a crawl face in the lips. Uh-huh, but that being said now it's been two times where Aaron has honestly been like she kind of chose, she chose like a passe restaurant. Okay, okay, fun. But now this whole weekend, I'm just starting to think that like Erin, Erin might be one of those people who thinks she's like a better social organizer than she is. Like she reminds me of a friend I have who whenever you go out, she always,

if you're trying to take a photo, she always like, oh, give me the photo. I take the best photos and she takes literally the worst photos. I never looked worse than when she takes photos. And everyone looks bad. But she always thinks she takes the best photos, which is not the same as social organizing, but it's that same sense that,

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You know what I mean? Oh my God, that was my wringer. Did you hear that? Was it, was your wringer as a mom? I know, I still have my wringer is that remember when we used to make ringer Is for watch out crap and for patreon and I made one that was Liam lock in going don't when she was like this season I'm changing. I've got a bowl and I do sound therapy Don't and so now that's still my text thing is don't and it freaks everybody out

Anyway, I've been to in her that sorry So my point is I think think she's maybe new to doing the social organizing as a mom because she did it for so long and then she started having kids. And so she's like, oh my God, I've got like a group of girlfriends and we're gonna go out again. So I'm gonna take us to catch. Like that's the cool play, but it's not cool anymore.

You know, and it's like she hasn't had to worry about the upstairs of her house because only the kids go up there. Yeah, why would she ever walk up the stairs, you know? That's the nanny's domain. So, um, yeah, I think that's a good theory. So, yeah, the nanny would be like, mom, I'm very cold. Should be like, I know, that's why I hired you, a great disciplinary. Go back upstairs, please. And when you're done, can you finally paint that mural the ocean so we can put it outside of our windows? Thank you. Like a friend's coming over. So there's a knock on the door and it's David and that's Aaron's personal trainer. So he shows up and Aaron's like, hi David.

Hi, cutie. How's it going? It was like, oh, what a wild and interesting trainer. Yes. Wow, I thought you just woke out of a polo convention. All right, everybody, it's not wacky. Do I mean the shirt or the brand? Or the sport? Nobody knows, wacky times. Misspelling of a disease. So then, Uber. Also, Jenna, I have to say, Jenna answered the door.

Oh, yes, I did. This is true rich person way. This is how you know someone is truly rich. She's on the corner. this is what she says. Yes. You know what? Just go ahead and pay him and I'll deal with it later. Meaning like, I don't know.

Oh my God. I don't even know if the bill is correct. I don't know if I even know this person money. I don't have time for this now. Just give them money and if it's incorrect, I'll see them later. You know what I mean? That's so true. So David comes in and if it's incorrect, I'll see them later. You know what I mean? That's so true.

So David comes in and he goes like shake, Uba's hand and she goes, no, we hug. So they hug and everything because she's trying to cop a feel. God bless her. And she says, oh, David is so hot. Gorgeous, gorgeous skin. He smells great. Oh, he's like, can a coconut milk and a risotto?

I just want to grab him and take him home with me. I've stolen him out of the pantry, stolen him out. And Aaron's like, oh my God, can you believe her? Look at her, David, she doesn't even work out. She says it's just about the food. First of all, bullshit, okay? I get being naturally thin and not working out, but Uba is stacked.

Like her legs are like pure muscle. Well, to me, you don't workout. No one's born with just muscular legs like that. I don't like this housewife trope of like, oh my God, I don't workout. It's the Lisa Barlow thing, you know? Oh, I never workout. I never do anything, but eat kickass and talk about.

Like, come on. It's such a funny thing to do. It's like, I never workout. I just have a severe eating disorder. So David is like, he's like, well, it's 80% food you eat, 20% fitness, and 100% mindset. And he was like, oh, that is some African shit. I'm like, it's also just like,

basic Instagram meme. So, also like, Tony Robbins classic. So then they hug, and then she like pretends to faint. And so then now, Si comes in, and then she goes like, to faint. And so then now Si comes in and then she goes like shake his hand and David goes, we hug. I'm like, you just stole that from Uber. You came in, excuse me sir, you came in with a shaking hand agenda

and now you're acting like you always been like someone who lugs unless he was quoting Uber. But I think I was like, I felt like I did not appreciate how we acted like he's always been a hugger when he did not put it with us. I thought it was immediate Uber appropriation as well. I was like, wow, you see, you just steal from everybody you train. Yeah. He's just like a blank personality that comes in, you know. He's like, wow, you know

what I love? Cooled upstairs. Am I right, everybody? Haha. Haha. I wish I had some sugar. Yeah, god, God, I wish we could eat some sex sugar while we're working out. Is that even possible? Let's try it. So they are, I was like, oh, I've never wanted to book out so hard before my life. And Aaron texts Bryn because Bryn is still on this show and she tells Bryn, like, oh, yeah,

come join us to work out on the backyard. So Jenna's telling us, I love working out. I mean, I hate working out. I mean, I just like to not look terrible naked. I'm just like self-fulfilling. Whoa. Mm. So, a car arrives.

When we see some little tennis shoes come out and a big long fur coat. It's a brand, everybody. I'm saying, I can't believe we found it. It's an interesting part of the Hamptons. South is where it's at, but this is good too, I guess. Where do you live in the house? Where's your house?

Yeah, where's your house? Exactly. I have heard, South is like, okay, this is what I heard. I hope I'm not misquoting, but this is what I've heard. The low down is on Hamptons geography. Is that South is where all the huge money is, but it's also where the awful Ramonas of the world are. Like, remember Ramonas' friend

when they went to that house season, I think, like, 10, Leo's first season, they went to that house and they went to the basement and everything, that's South Hampton. So, like, mega money, but mega assholory. So, when Brin is like, South is where it's at, just basically saying, like, I wanna be with the Ramona singers of the world.

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Yeah, listen, I think I'll tell you where it's at in the Hamptons, wherever Inaigarten is. I think that's Eastampton because like, what's the point of being like far away from Inaigarten? Why would you go south of the highway when you can be right in your Inaigarten is, I think that's East Hampton, because what's the point of being far away from Inaigarten? Why would you go south of the highway when you can be right in your Inaigarten? That's what I'm doing. Yeah, you never know when she's gonna knock on your door

and be like, hi, I'm Inaigarten. I would love to be your new friend. It's Taco Tuesdays. And you're like, I can't trust this, you eat with tacos. She calls them tacos. If I'm going. Yeah.

So, and she also says, she doesn't say jalapeno, she says jalapeno, I believe. Or maybe that's my mom. One of them, one of them. I think it's in it too. She's got some, I think she's got something she's being offensive about on purpose. I think she's mispronouncing things on purpose

just to be like, I'm too rich to pronounce that properly. I'm from the Hamptons. So I have all of my shirts specially made. One of our listeners told me that. We were not matching on her clothes one time. She has, okay, no one cares. Okay, so Brim is like, yeah, interesting, interesting. So the girls are being whacking in the backyard,

running against bands, like they're tied to each other with those rubber band things and bring this coming through the house and she's like hello knock knock I arrived and there's no one there to greet me I expected to be a line of staff I can doubt nabby there's no one there and I have to lock my bags inside by myself. Oh f***. I can't bitch, yes queen! So she's like, where these bitches are? And then she goes outside, she goes, Honey, I'm home.

And it was like, a brain shows up to the Hamptons like a pimp. Okay, like I had to toe for jacket. And like, that's not the Hamptons look, that's like Mississippi, like down in the river. Mm. Um, yeah, who's still wearing floor length furrs? She's gonna get spray painted, I'm gonna laugh. I'm sure.

I hope somebody in this house does it. Maybe it's faux, maybe it's faux, Who knows? I don't know. That looked pretty first. Pretty real. So, um, Brin is like blah, blah, blah. Hey, baby. Oh, David. Hi, baby. I've been sore for years because of you, David. So she starts taking over the flirt with David. And, yeah, Uba is not happy, she's not liking that. No, and Jenna's like, um, Bern was like birth flirting,

like I'm sure the doctors literally wanted to date her. Like that girl can turn on a paper bag. I need to take some lessons truthfully. I'm like, okay, Jenna, I see what you're trying to do here, but you've just given us like this image of doctors like wanting to date a baby. I don't, I just,

and then like, like a, a sexually aroused paper bag, like, I just feel like Jenna sort of went in the restrained direction there. It's there, you know, I know that people are fighting. There's a lot of picketing right now in Hollywood. We need the gay confessional writers to pick it and form a union. That's what we need. Whoever you are out there, I will support you. I'll do whatever it takes. I'll come March for you. The gay, confessional writers to pick it and form a union. That's what we need.

Whoever you are out there, I will support you. I'll do whatever it takes. I'll come March for you, but we need you. Okay. Gay reality at, we're reality show confessional guild. G R S C G. So, Brynn is like, Welcome to Brynn's booty camp, bitches, because you're all upper middle class,

bitches, give me more, Jenna. Give me more, Jenna. Because she's not working out, because she's like, apparently also has drop throat during this. I'm still trying to figure out a gay union. Um, let's see, confession of confessional. Um, what's the word that sounds like,

oh, that would be like writer, oratory, confessional, oratory, collective. So, and then we need a K, collective. What's a union word that starts with a K? Well, well, you already said collective. I know. So, that doesn't start with any way. Gay, gay, oratory, commentary, collective,

and collective is about what the K. But I'm trying, oh, so wait, what was your first one? What I wanted to say, what was my first one? Confessional. I'm trying to spell cock. Yes. So, confessional, oratory, collective. Well, to spell cock. Yes. So, confessional oratory collective. Well, that's cock.

No, no, no, no. confessional oratory collective comma queen spelled KWN. Queens, Queens. Okay, so confessional oratory collective queens. Guild. Okay, that's good enough for now. Working title, cock. Cock, okay guys. So that is

the, please welcome. Cocktilt is going, I actually, I think that, I don't think that we need to cocky to go on strike. I think the cocky has been on strike and we need them to, some of them to cross the picket line to save some of these interviews. Yeah, well, we need to, we need to support them so they get what they're gonna get paid. Let me tell you something. If anyone has comments about streaming, it's the cock guild. Okay. How can I stream more? It's like you look at our Google searches.

So, Uba and Bryn are like competing over David now. David? And it was like, Bryn's step aside, you have strep throat. Don't give my have strep throat don't give my mad strep throat and brins like welcome to the brins booty camp bitches I already said this part bitches and so ubra uba pretends she doesn't work out but she can lift her ankle to her ear so I'm just Yeah, so they do basic crazy whacking-ness and David's saying, okay, you wanna do some planks, Brynn?

And she's like, no, I just wanna do you. I'm choking everybody. Choking. Oh, yeah, yeah. That gets from me, yeah. So he pretends David, she's like, well, we're gonna work out what you get back to New York. And she's like, I'll look out with David anytime he wants. And now since I have a banana, my hand, I'm gonna buy it off of it

and do the song sex. I eat banana and confessional because I'm walking hilarious lady. So then we go, everybody goes to shower and Jenna goes, Jenna's talking to Aaron and she's like, listen, I wanna talk about rooms with him because like, if Bren needs a room, I mean, we can give her my room, that's fine, I'm not gonna worry about my room. And Aaron's like, you just wanna go home though, I got it, you just wanna go home.

Because Aaron's one of those people who kind of gets off by trying to say what you're really feeling, even though she's almost always wrong, you know those people, right? Who's like, let me guess, you hate bedrooms. I know who you are. You hate bedrooms. Like, no, I didn't even say that.

I wasn't even thinking that. You know, but Aaron's one of those people. Yeah, and she's like, wait, you wanna go home. She goes, okay, well, here's the thing about that. Like, honestly, I had no intention of leaving. I was just in bed, my eyes were closed, my face was washed, and then, you know, I just like couldn't sleep, so I laughed.

So, that's really all it was. Aaron's like, well next time be like, guys, like turn it down. Like please turn down that Will Smith getting jiggly with it music downstairs. And Jenna's like, I just feel like very out of my element. Like it's not being great, being on someone else's terms and schedule.

It's just like, not very gentle lines. So, Jenna's like, they just played Barbie world over. I'm a Barbie girl. Why would they just keep playing that over and over? And there's some things I just don't get. Like, I don't understand. Like, we get it. This whole, I'm can't enough.

Okay, we get it. So, Jenna's like, I'm Jennaf. Okay. I'm Jennaf. I saw Bobby by the way we can talk about on the bonus. So Jenna is like, she's like, I get it, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to be offended, even though it was me who was most offended by your terrible choice of music. But it was not my intention. And I apologize. I mean, it's like, well, thank you for that. Like I really appreciate that. You know what, hold on a second.

Could you come to this pot? Cause I'd really like you to apologize to the Shikshuka as well. That's okay with you. You know what? I'm sorry, Shikshuka, sorry. So you know what? Like, Jenna's like opening up,

but like we just have to accept that she's like a different person. Like she doesn't know how to be free and open and talk about life. And we need to give her time time and clearly the space to let us in. I'm like, or also respect what she has a 630 the morning call and she needs to get some sleep. So she's just going to go to her house, which is like in the same town. You know what you need to accept, Erin, that your heater doesn't work and your hosting

is a fail. So fix your heater and get a real caterer next time and people will want to stay at your house. Stop blaming this on other people. And stop saying, Jen is not opening up. She literally told you about coming out of the closet. How that all happened. How her mother has asked for her. It's like literally opened up her whole entire life. I think what are you talking about? Yeah, here's what here's what you have to come to accept. That there's an app called Postmates and get some bagels for these bitches for crying out loud because they're sitting there,

you don't have your shakshuka, Jenna's not there and you're clearly hungry, so get some bagels because I know there's some good bagels in the Hamptons. No one told you you couldn't make Shakshuka after the workout when it would actually have made sense. Literally would have made sense. Guys, so Brynn and Uba are in the kitchen

and Brynn's like, he's gonna get more, I don't know. I'm just gonna say. No, David says, David's there and he's leaving and he's like, hey, thanks for the tea and Brynn gets, he's gonna get more then, just tea. Ah. And Uba's like, okay, well you know what happened last night,

don't you? Jenna went home without saying goodbye. You just don't leave, that's not polite. And Brynn's like, right, well, actually, I got my eyes chewed out for choosing a place over people, and I was told I was nothing a very good friend. So if that's the love of the man to gotta apply to everybody, this is actually a bigger deal because this is your house. This isn't just some restaurant in New York. and got applied to everybody. This is actually a bigger deal because this is your house.

This isn't just some restaurant in New York. Like literally Aaron got mad in both situations and it just so happened that Aaron has squashed it already with Jenna because it was just dealt with sooner but it wasn't any, she was just as annoyed and irritable about it. So I don't really don't understand Brin here. She's like, um, yeah, like me not going to one restaurant reservation and then like Jenna left someone's house in like

the middle of the night to go back to her house and then it's like, all is forgiven the next day. It's like 1,000 percent, like a double standard times 10 times. I'm gonna do David. 10 times, I'm gonna do David. So getting ready time and everybody comes down in the exact same earth tones, which is bizarre because they just said that none of them knew what Kaki was two months ago. And now they literally all show up in the color Kaki. They're all in Kaki, they're all in 10.

And so we get now like the dreaded, the dreaded effect of Beverly Hills, which is we have to watch them all come down one at a time and be like, oh my God, I'm obsessed. Oh, look at you, Jenna, darling, do it. Look at that, beautiful. And so Jenna's like, I'm used to dressing Loki and the Hamptons because I actually am someone

who works in fashion, not someone who pretends to be in fashion. And everyone here is like dressed in the nines and like heels and white and khaki, which they did not manage to manifest for my house. So yeah, great. So happy about that. And Brin's like, um, we look like we're behind a pet girl, girl. What girl?

It's like the pumpkin spice, like the pumpkin spice girl. It's like, what are you? A group with this B. Exactly. It's like a Wilson Phillips cover band. Who are you guys? My favorite part, though, by the way, of this show so far is the way it's whenever Jenna says like a low key shade of everyone's fashion when she's like, like I personally dress low key for the Hamptons, but they're all just in the Nines, which is her way of being like,

two of us. So I'm a fashion icon and you guys are not, so what's going on with you two? She's like, oh, can't wait to have brunch at Dave and Busters with this crowd. Oh, you guys are in the pumpkin spice girls, because that would explain why your biggest hit is called Wanna Be.

Yeah. Oh. So Aaron, so they're like, oh my God, should I change? We all look the same. And Aaron's like, where do these ladies think they're going? They're like way too dressed for lunch and sag, which by the way is a union that would support cock. If cock ever decided to pick it. So then Sire tells us, I don't try to be glam. It just happens. Okay, slay all day even on my day off I'm like it just happens you brought 45 bags To the hamdance that doesn't your glam does not just happen. Sorry. Yeah, that is some very try

So it was like I have two uniforms. I'm either super model queen or I'm not glam at all well I'm not a little queen or I'm not glam at all. Well, they're not really uniforms, but she's like, but in the haptons, you bring it. So they leave. And it's hilarious because they go to this like little lunch place called Paige.

Yeah. Paige at 63, man, I'm not a Paige like, oh my God, I'm mortified that you all paid full price, except for Si, who got hers for free free which is just a stake somehow I am mortified that there's a restaurant that's envisioning what I'll look like when I'm 63 page at 63 man like me when I'm 63 visiting Maine how terrible What a terrible concept for a restaurant paid at 63 still hate Maine Just like an unsubscribe, please.

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