Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part Two

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

It's part two of our recap of Real Housewives of New York (S14E03). We're tackling two truths and a lie plus Sai's childhood struggles.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86...963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:23 What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the one and only wonderful Ronnie Karam, Casey missed the last episode. This is a true part for the Real Housewives of New York. This is part two of our recap. We've just been doing these crazy long episodes.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I don't know what's gotten into us, but it's just like what's going on. So for digestibility, we've broken it up. That way it's not craziness. And so here is part two. If you missed part one, go look in our feed. Or better yet, subscribe on Apple, on Amazon, on Spotify wherever you use, listen to podcasts. If you subscribe, the episodes will just come to your podcast
Starting point is 00:01:16 platform and you can access them all there very easily. So without further ado, let's jump right back into our real housewives of New York recap. So girls walk in and I don't know did you catch this because you know, first, it's like, they all walk in and they're big like khaki pumpkin spice uniforms. And the host is standing there and the host just looks them up and down like, neither reach try hard. It's just like a lady in the jeans. on like, neither reach try hard. It's just like a lady in the jeans.
Starting point is 00:01:45 And it's just so, it's just normal people. It's like old and normal people like sitting there having these people. And they can be yes. Like the actual locals, of people that really live there. And then these people come in looking cray, cray. And the waiter's like,
Starting point is 00:02:00 ladies, can I get you a drink? And so I go go they're not ladies Slee all day slay all day All day every day slay all day so then errands like well, I'm starving because we didn't have breakfast Like you are the hostess. Okay. You are the last person who are not allowed to complain about not they're not being breakfast You're literally in charge of this blame on somebody for not letting her have breakfast as hilarious and says like Aaron has a fetus all weekend she didn't even make the shakashika whatever that's supposed to make you know so I'm glad we here because I'm about to eat my hand off I think it's like really an unattractive quality of sigh when she's like,
Starting point is 00:02:45 shakashuka shuka shuka shuka shuka shuka shuka shuka whatever that's called. I'm like, it's literally a beloved breakfast and for like millions of people. And you're like, what is this wacky shaka shuka shuka shuka shuka shuka shuka thing? Am I right everyone? Oh, first they come for the shaka shuka. No's that a thing. No, it's a
Starting point is 00:03:08 We need to stop doing that. That's horrible. I know so brin Brin's like How were you flirting with Were you flirting with David and it was like cool the guy. Oh, yeah, he's from Africa. He looks like that It's like everything I like is that guy single and Brings like yeah, he's single and oh guys here's a dating hack Okay, keep an album of news and then like your best news and then you like go to a party, and if you think a guy's hot, just goes, let's stand by him,
Starting point is 00:03:47 and then mind these scroll through the news, and zoom in, and then within two minutes, they're like, how are you? Ah. That's, wow. Well, I guess that's what you have to do when you can't rely on your personality. Ah. I like Oba's take on it. Wow, well I guess that's what you have to do when you can't rely on your personality. Uuuuhhhhhh.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Uuuuhhhhhh. Uuuuhhh. I like Obas take on it, Obas goes, uh, I think that's a bad idea because any guy who's looking at your phone and then you have nude pictures, like he's above it, right? He's a private. I just, I don't know. I think she's too gorgeous to have to try that hard, you know? And I'm surprised that she does try this hard, like constantly. She's that person who walks in
Starting point is 00:04:26 and constantly has to pick the hottest guy and be all over the hottest guy. Like, he's mine, ladies. Like, can anybody else, like, I don't know, I just, you're so hot. It's just, I'm just not used to seeing such hot people be so desperate. Yeah, but you know, daddy issues are a bitch, you know? Oh, yeah, I
Starting point is 00:04:46 guess something. We haven't learned that. We haven't learned that. We haven't learned where this comes from yet, but it's surprising to me that it's like, you have to pull out noons. I mean, I feel like I would have to do that. And not my own noods. Just pull out other noons to try and trick people, you know? I'm like, I'd pick, I'd pull out Danny Davido noods and just be like, yeah, you like that. If you like that, you'll be into me. Come on, let's go. Get him on.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I think, I'm gonna give it two or three more episodes before Brynn pulls out the story of like, yeah, like my dad and I, like, we weren't really close. And like, I just was like always a seeing as a approval. And like, he just like was always like it. And nothing was ever good enough. And like, I just like try my best. And people think I have like this hard,
Starting point is 00:05:23 sort of exterior, but like inside, like, like I'm like I actually like really insecure. Like it's gonna happen everyone just everyone get ready. Well, Uppah tells us I mean maybe that's why there's three engagements. Brain, did you get them that way? You know what they say? You lose them how you find them. So she loses them when they show people their dick pics. I know. In bars like, please, how does that make sense? I was like, I see what in bars, like, who do you thought, how does that make sense? I was like, I see what you're saying there for two thirds of your sentence.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I don't know if you stuck the landing there, but by and large, I agree with you, yes. Like, how are you also gonna tell that story to your kids? Like, oh yeah. You know, I met your father and such a romantic, we were at a party, and I just pulled out all my nudes, and I just started looking at them and zooming in real close on my badge
Starting point is 00:06:05 And he of course was a perv and looking over my shoulder and he decided you want to take me on a D Yeah, your dad air dropped me his deck. So I knew his love. I knew it was love So then they're like, ooh, but what's your dating hack? She goes, oh, this is what I do, okay? I asked him directions and I smile at them or it's if I'm at the airport. I say things like where's gate D So I was like oh you mean more like where's that D and like At Duke Brins credit. I did laugh when Brin is like I'm looking for gates B D or E Yeah, and Jen is like, Oh, it's like really different from like dating women
Starting point is 00:06:48 than like from when you're dating men because like women know each other's tricks so you can just be open and forward and honest with them. It's like really because gay guys know each other's tricks too and I wouldn't say that that's a disaster. Yeah, disaster. By the way, I like Uba's hack as like I smile and ask for directions.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Let's let me do the full on a bridge version of Uba's hack. He has what I do at the, he has my dating hack. First, be a super motto. Second, ask a question. That is that is her hack. Be a super model.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Yeah. Be a super model and then act like you don't know anything. So guys feel like they have power. Sounds great. I love this. I love the feminist narrative. So then Brynn and Jess are at the table alone because everybody goes to pee together, right?
Starting point is 00:07:37 So Brynn and Jess, Jess, yeah, it is Brynn and Jess all. So Brynn's like, well, I'm gonna let it go, but like, how are they best friends? And Jessel's like, who, my sister? Just, yeah. Cause I could buy it if I pulled that shit last night, like it was a total double standard.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I'd be staying on the street if I pulled that with Aaron. I'm telling you that right now, could you put your vagina away? Oh, sorry. That wasn't for you. I saw a waiter that right now. Could you put your vagina away? Oh, sorry. That wasn't for you. I saw a waiter that I had my eyes on. You're just something to them that hot fucking waiter comes back.
Starting point is 00:08:12 And yeah, so which is like, yeah, I'd be like, my ass would be on the street and just like, it goes, you'd be camping in the woods. Camp, it was a joke. Camping, I don't know how outrageous. How we great girlfriends? Two boss bitches at brunch in the Hamptons. Boss bitch, bitch, boss, bar girl, boss right now. So, Cy returns to the table and Jussles, like, we're talking about Jenna going home last night. Just, oh yeah, that was rude. She was, yeah, well, I think saying that,
Starting point is 00:08:47 like, I'm going to a restaurant, it that you're not going to, is like, way less worse than what happened last night. Like, I'm healthy, this unrealistic absurd standard, a crucified on a cross, burned at the stake, but Jenna over here, just like, up and leaves in the middle of the night and five minutes later, they're having like a kiki in the back.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That is not what happened, ma'am. You said, you lied and said you were gonna go somewhere else. Then you went to a different restaurant and posted pictures laughing about it. So that she would know to throw it in her face, then didn't call her and then basically dumped her for other people. Well, you hacked it, yes. This is at all the same thing. And you then didn't call her and then basically dumped her for other people. Will you hack this?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yes. This is at all the same thing. And you also didn't go to that dinner because it wasn't cool enough for you. Whereas Jenna left the house because, A, it was actually too cold and B, like she had actual work to do and then she came right back as soon as she could.
Starting point is 00:09:39 So, Sai is like, Well, I'm out of gas because we didn't eat after we worked out and Jenna goes, is that my fault? And everyone goes, well, if we had a check, Shuka, and she's just like, well, I'm out of gas because we didn't eat after we worked out. And Jenna goes, is that my fault? And everyone goes, well, if we had a check, Shuka. And Jenna's like, fine, you can blame the check, Shuka on me. Do it. I'm just a check, Shuka. Boo you man.
Starting point is 00:09:53 So print. Oh yeah, well, nothing is Jenna's fault. Nothing, nothing can be earphones. Probably my phone. Because Jenna has a blank check and Brent has a null. Jenna's like, so your bank account's empty? I'm just like, no, but the bank of Aaron is it. Like, it is, like the bank of Aaron has everything.
Starting point is 00:10:11 And in the bank of Aaron, my check's her work. That's like what makes no sense to me. So that Aaron really does, it doesn't, from her either. And it's Aaron's like, I don't have an issue with you, like what's going on. And Prince, I'm hesitating to bring it up. By the way, you're literally not hesitating. It's been like, the first thing on your mind
Starting point is 00:10:29 of the past 30 minutes and you're already bringing it up. I'm hesitating to bring it up because like, I know, like, I like the bow, I like to rock the cock. Ah! But it does feel like a little bit like, slash, like a lot like, damn little standards. Like you're more offended by someone going to one dinner reservation Then you are by someone leaving your house after you made them monogram pajamas
Starting point is 00:10:52 And they were like I mean it's not about that. I mean maybe I just like her a little more Which by the way I love that cuz you know what sometimes That's just all it is she's like I just like Jenna more Yeah, like can you say that Jenna's, yeah, maybe because I'm cute. Because, oh, maybe because you're a Jenna lion's, like, I don't have as much to offer as Jenna lion's. Okay, I didn't invent fucking cacky. Well, these girls are so jealous.
Starting point is 00:11:19 My God, leave the woman alone. But also, like, you just answered your own question. You don't have as much to offer as Jenna lion's. But also, you just answered your own question. You don't have as much offers, gentle lines. So, there you go. It's like, really, you're gonna stand me up and you don't have as much offers, gentle lines? Well, yeah, but I will be mad. It's like, gentle lines stands me up.
Starting point is 00:11:35 It's like, oh, that sucks, but she has more to offer. So, there's more to- And Jen is like, that is not true. I'm sure you have plenty to offer. I can't really name any of it right now. I need the things, but I'm sure there's like so much there. I mean, pretty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I hear you have interesting photos on your phone. So that's cool. You know, I'm sure there's a personality at some point, you know? And Aaron's like, but I wasn't a way that she laughed and didn't say goodbye. Like we talked about it and she apologized and we moved on. Like, what am I supposed to do? Throw something at her.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Actually, that would have been kind of funny too. Just throw something at Jenna Lyons. I don't think Jenna would even know what to do. So Aaron's like, brand still thinks catch isn't adequate enough for her to be seen at. Like, you tell me who's more concerned with image. You just got Aaron. You just got Aaron. And Brent's like, well, I just think that it's not like consistent.
Starting point is 00:12:30 It's not about where you are. It's about wanting to spend time with who you're with. And yeah, that's the point. You didn't want to spend time with them, so you went to a different restaurant. You had some like, she's ruining her own argument. And Aaron goes, yeah, but she was there. She was in bed and we were blasting music.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And Brian goes, well, I didn't expect you to see a bed, my point of view. And she goes, yeah, I don't, I don't see it. She goes, I know. And now you're defending her. She's like, yeah, but like within a couple hours she came to me and said, sorry I left. And with you, it was for weeks.
Starting point is 00:13:03 And so it brings like, so you're talking about like the equivalent of like I stepped on your dog's Pop versus like shooting your dog Terrible analogy and by the way no the house thing leaving the house is not the equivalent of Dog being killed versus a dog being stepped on with what you did so I was was like, what? And it was because that doesn't make sense. And this is from the Uber. And Aaron's like, why are you talking about dead dogs right now? She is. And it was like, I'm watching a movie right now.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I'm watching like a French movie right now. I don't know what anybody's saying because it's French. French people of France are so mad. They're like, our movies like movies are nothing like this So I was like, you know what it would be easier for me to understand quantum physics that slay all day Then for me to understand what kind of point brain is making like maybe I don't understand because maybe I'm starving call back to no shikishuka shukashaka I'm starving. Call back to No Shikishuka Shukashaka.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Oh, so food is delivered and Jenna's like, um, like, I just, the guy is like, listen, you wouldn't believe it, but like, honestly, I was driving home last night and I was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, because I was alone. It was like in the dark. So, it was hard. It was hard to know that would be going back to my much better house. So Aaron is like, she's like, well, that makes me feel bad that we were being so loud. I mean, I really thought that you would enjoy going to sleep to the Macarena.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And Jenna's like, well no, it's supposed to be a fun weekend and I had to work, so it's ox. So, just like, well you know what, you can't please Eddie Wood, especially Bob it. But anyway. I mean, listen, you definitely can't please anyone, and if you could please parvets, I mean why bother? Relay, it's parvets. Well, I know, if there's anyone who knows about not being pleased, it's really me.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I mean, how many times must you tell one man to bring a stool back into the living room for the foyer? What's it doing in the foyer in the first place? Do you need a stool to sit down and take your shoes off every single time? There's a bench there. I put a bench. It says, Jess is bench for putting on sneakers and taking them off. Why do you not use the bench and set it a stool? I do not understand. Yeah, so listen, you definitely can't please any and everyone and Aaron goes, oh, definitely not you. Everyone laughs and we get a, and Jess is like, oh God, here we go. And it's like, yeah, you're not pleasable.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah, you're not pleasable. Well, I just got a text from Paveh, hold on, let me read it, you're not pleasable. Damn it, I love you. So Zat Kasty. I don't even know. Jess was like, well, I love that you're thinking I was complaining last night. And Aaron's like, we're not thinking you're complaining.
Starting point is 00:15:50 You're literally complaining. I can be talking about two things. The heat, the wifi, the lack of food, the general decrepitude of the house, the lack of a seaside view, and concern about my dear sister best friend, Jen and I, and I guess that's about 10 things, doesn't it? Um, what, you couldn't stand the gift she gave you.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Why don't you just say that? Because that's what was happening last night. She's like, uh, bring us, wait a minute, Black Gaf'd. And that's just like Jenna and my sister gave everyone lingerie. And mine was green with black lace. And that's just not my style. And so I was like, yeah, but you were like, I hate it, I look like a goddamn Christmas tree!
Starting point is 00:16:30 Oh, you guys! I was just being funny about it. You know, when your sister's with someone, you can joke about things. And Jenna Lyons and I are basically blood sisters at this point. So I think it was taken very, very well. Honestly, I think Jettel is crying for help, because Jettel just had a baby and went through a lot of IVF and she still has the trauma of it all, you know?
Starting point is 00:16:56 And Jettel's like, well, listen, it's just how I felt and I've always stayed. And maybe I shouldn't have. Maybe I should have just zipped, you know? And Jenis just got folded hands and she should have just zipped, you know, and Genesis just got folded hands and she's kind of looking away, dejected. And Aaron's like, well I brought my pajamas from my good friend and if anyone ripped it, I would have been livid. And I think you're being very nice about it, Jedi. And Genesis's like, um, didn't feel great. So then Jussle says,
Starting point is 00:17:22 I would expect my sister, Jenna Lyons, to come to me directly and tell me how she's feeling. Instead I have Si and Erin unbushing me and you would think I'd kidnap the bumper with her in the moustage. I feel a sense way but not sure, is that all? And Jussle's like, listen, Jenna, I thank you for this thought. Now, I would happily exchange it for something more my style. That's all. Now, can you please get customers, so it would look me in the eye.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Jenna's like looking away. By the way, I kind of feel like this is the cast of you would think. Like when, when, just I was like, you would think that they would come to me. I feel like so much of this cast is like, you would think that like she would take a bite before she would leave. You would think that like she would be mad at Jenna,
Starting point is 00:18:12 but she's like not like they're all about like, you would think this, but the not. Yeah. So Aaron's like put on your Christmas lingerie and say sorry, Jessel, by the way, for someone who hasn't had sex in two years, you have a lot of opinions on lingerie. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Oh. Oh. Oh. They're really coming for this girl about birth trauma. Like, leap her alone on that, my God. I know. I think it's, normally I would say slow your role to Aaron, but I just know she doesn't have any roles in that house.
Starting point is 00:18:42 So she'll be like, oh my God, you guys, I was gonna have roles, but then told me to slow them so unfortunately we're all gonna starve to death. So Jenna's like if you had brought something that a friend of yours had made like everyone and the people who were trying it on were like taking it down like how would you feel and Jessica Jessica goes, oh, wow. Okay. Well, now that you're pointing it out, dear sister Jenna, I see that I was insensitive. I see it now. I see I jessil was insensitive to a worthy and influential person. So for that, I apologize. I'm you're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I should have been happy looking hilly, so your friend could promote their cheap
Starting point is 00:19:25 lingerie that looks like there's a little cedar tree deodorant things hanging from rear-view mirrors of poor people parked outside bowling alleys. My apologies. It's like I always tell everyone at my PR firm. It's better to look haggard but be dressed by a wealthy influential person than it is to be chic and to be sleeping in an unimportant person's house. Well yeah I mean look you're obviously not a mean person. Of course not! I was making fun of myself for looking like an ugly hideous quiz mystery. Where I wouldn't normally look like that if I had launched raid that I actually liked. That's all the joke was. And Jen is like, um, there is something like not connecting with her, like she can acknowledge that something wasn't nice, but then she like keeps doing it again, like babe, just say
Starting point is 00:20:22 sorry and move on. And so Aaron, Aaron now announces that a chef is coming in tonight to make them dinner and he was like is this chef going to be as hot as the trailer? And I was like maybe. So Brian is like um, Aaron like, where am I gonna sleep tonight? Yeah. And Jenna's like, she's like, well, you know, I'll just take myself home, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And Brynn's like, honestly, like, one of the rudest things that I would never do. Do not touch another girl's home girls thermostat. I'm like, I don't know where this came from, but I guess talk about the house being cold, et cetera. Yeah, because I guess a brain doesn't know that the heating is broken because Si says you should sleep in Aaron's room
Starting point is 00:21:12 because it's freezing upstairs. And I think she doesn't know that the heat's broken yet. So she's like, well, I would never touch a home girl thermostat. That's for sure. So Aaron's like, that's really good. I agree with that. And Bryn's like, and that's messed up. You're's like, that's really good. I agree with that. And Brynn's like,
Starting point is 00:21:25 That's messed up. You're gonna take my amax or what? What's that about? I don't know. I'm gonna be confused. I'm lost in my own nuts because I'm writing down every little thing and we don't need to.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Yeah, like do not, oh no, she's saying like don't touch my, don't touch my thermostat. Like what are you gonna do next? Like take my amax, you know, buy something. It's basically like you're gonna be able to go through some of the dreams. Oh, I got that I'm just spending my money
Starting point is 00:21:47 by making my heat come on or something. I feel like she's trying to have like a, like a memeable moment, like don't touch the thermostat or something like that. And you know, again. Don't touch the thermostat, like what's next, my MX? Oh my God, the Gays are gonna love that. Go to Twitter.
Starting point is 00:22:04 When, when Brynn was talking about the thermostat, I die. Go off, go off. Except the thermostat. Ah, gamma, I'm the bad, I'm the bad. So, now they're on the sidewalk and, and it's like, hey, Lou, but can you take my photo? And everyone's like, oh my God, influencers in the wild.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And now it's nighttime. Oh, they always have to do these fucking stop and taking pictures of Si. It's so annoying. Si, I'm telling you, I don't think, I, my prediction is I don't think Si is gonna make it to the next season. I think that she's gonna be a one and done.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Really? Yeah, I think so. Maybe she just needs more time to warm up. I just think it's cheap and it cheapens it having someone who's like working for free stuff and like having to take pictures of a sweater in front of a stoop. You know what I mean? Or you know what it is? It's not fun.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I like effortless. This is too much effort of like I need to take a picture of my meal so maybe I can get it for free next time. I just, it's like also the either you're the realist, you're the one like, I'm a spooer. Like I know what it's like to work my way up or you're the influencers like, guys this is really important to me.
Starting point is 00:23:19 But to be both is a little hard. Like it's hard, it's hard to be like, am I supposed to feel about this person right now? Yeah, I think it's gonna just be later in the season when she comes out as the real sigh. Because in the previous, I think she looks great. Like she looks like she's gonna be a really good housewife. So a lot of this, we just don't know
Starting point is 00:23:39 because it's still too soon. True, you know? That's true. Overanalyzed. We overanalyzed a little, because that's how we roll. A little bit, that's the, listen, I like making wild predictions. But I do hate the term influencers in the wild.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I'm like, good, you know, hopefully there's some big game hunters out here because you people make me crazy. All right. Yeah, there was someone at the gym yesterday who had like his camera on and was like, he was like going like, and then he was like grunt, and really hard when he worked his camera on and was like, he was like going like, and then he was like,
Starting point is 00:24:05 runs really hard when he worked out. And I was like, honestly, go throw it yourself into traffic. So Jenna, I'm sorry, just side note here. Do you remember that time you posted on Instagram? I dude working out going, whoo!
Starting point is 00:24:20 Yes! Oh my God, I got on trouble for that. I got through the weights on the ground and I commented something like Oh my god, man, I was like some smart-ass comment like oh Jesus. We get it you work out or something like that Oh my god people were commenting at us like I Don't get it me racist against people who work out. No, it's not a race or whatever They may racist against people who work out. You're like, no, it's not a race or whatever. No, the issue was working out isn't a race.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Like, how dare you? You would like if we made fun of your fat. You know, cause they could like see my picture and like, you would like it if we made fun of your fat body and you're not, you're making fun of our thin bodies. This is discrimination. That's a good one. Oh my God, these people are really pissed.
Starting point is 00:25:01 They're terrible. You know, the reason why is because this guy at my god, these people are really pissed. They're terrible. You know the reason why is because this guy at my gym, he was like this roided out ball of a man. And he was, he was, he picked up the weights and he lift them over his head and he literally screamed out, pure energy, he screamed it. It wasn't like a, it wasn't like a thing where like, he was like, ugh, he was like, he screamed out,
Starting point is 00:25:22 pure energy and he did it like multiple times. So I recorded it and I thought, this is so ridiculous. So I posted it. This is probably about seven years ago or so, seven or eight years ago. And I posted it and apparently he's like, a little, he was like a young, you know, influencer
Starting point is 00:25:38 at that time on Instagram. He was like a weightlifting influencer, but also furthermore, he was 17. And I had no idea because he was like, And I had no idea, because he was like, roided up and looked like he was about 45. So then everyone was like, oh my God, you're making fun of someone who's a minor. Ever, oh my God, he's 17.
Starting point is 00:25:54 How about you try to work out? What about that? So all of his fans came and they came at me, and they apparently came after you too. So I took it down, because I was like, is it wrong? Am I not supposed to make fun of people who are 17? I was afraid to get in trouble, but if I were to post it again now,
Starting point is 00:26:07 I'll be like, fuck each and every single one of you. This person's being ridiculous to Jim. I don't care if you're 17, if you're 95, don't yell, don't make unnecessary noise at the Jim. That means if you're working out, don't sing while you work out. Don't like grunt really loudly. Don't do any of that stuff, okay? Because you gotta want me to hear it. I don't sing while you work out. Don't like grunt really loudly. Don't do any of that stuff, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:27 Because you don't want me to hear it. I don't want you to. I'm legit pinging when I grunt. It's like, ow! Come and do that when I work. This is what I do when I work out. Ow! I understand when people have to be like,
Starting point is 00:26:36 you get like, but when the people are like, oh! I'm like, no sir. That was ridiculous. No. Yeah, that was too much. That was ridiculous. I. That was too much. That was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I should try to look at that. Okay, so I'm also 17 years old. I mean, that's old enough to be tried as an adult. And so I think it's old enough to be tried as an adult in the public, court of law, and the court of public opinion, as they say. But yeah, those people were really harsh. Man, they really couldn't take any criticism. I was like, you're hot.
Starting point is 00:27:04 You can take it. You're old enough to drive a car. So therefore you're old enough to be made fun of on Instagram, sorry. Yeah. Okay, so then they're getting ready because that's, it's housewives, that's literally all anybody does.
Starting point is 00:27:17 They go to lunch and then they're like, okay, we're gonna film a getting dinner. So, will be getting ready for the four hours until dinner. See you then. And so Jenna is like, she only has jeans in the sweater or whatever, so she's like, oh my god, Jenna's so cute, but she's so boring.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Like Jenna has the largest closet out of anyone, but the whole closet, it's just like button downs. I'm like, please don't give Jenna Lyon's fashion by side. Just don't go down this path. This is not gonna work out well. Yeah, and she's like, Oh,. This is not gonna work out well. Yeah, and side side. Oh, bud, do you have something for Janet aware? And Janet's like, oh, I can't imagine
Starting point is 00:27:51 that anything that would look good on Uber would look good on me, but I mean, I guess we're gonna try. And so they put her in this like, really seductive velvet, is it velvet? I don't know, it was just, but it was like a black dress, right? So over the shoulder. Over the shoulder. No, off the shoulder.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Off the shoulder. Oh, shoulders out. Yeah, shoulders out, but also like maybe a turtleneck. It was like, it was pretty. So anyway, they're like, yeah, we want her to be more seductive. That's what she needs to do. Like let's just have one night where you're beautiful and confident and you turn heads in restaurants. It's like she is beautiful and confident and turns heads in restaurants. She's like have to do that. Like she's like
Starting point is 00:28:34 okay, first of all, can we not? She's all that this right now. Do you want her to walk down a staircase also while six pence on the Richards playing? She's Jenna Lyons. She has established herself in fashion. She knows her look. She knows her vibe. She's Jenna Lyons. She has established herself in fashion. She knows her look. She knows her vibe. She does not need to cater to what you want. She doesn't need your free dress. You know what I mean? So Aaron and Bren and Jay crew. Okay. What do you not understand? So Aaron and Bren are downstairs talking about lighting a fire and then Jenna comes down and they're like, wow, oh my god Is that Uba's dress and Brent's like, I'm like, I need a shirt without purse
Starting point is 00:29:12 You also need to flirt with some traffic right now. So Aaron is like Aaron's like wow Looking damn fine and Jenna's like everyone says you should dress like this more often. And like, that's the old me. When I was a woman trying to track to man, I did everything through their lens. It's fun for an eye, but tomorrow I'll be in jeans and grace watch her. Yeah. And I like that.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I like how she put that. When I was a woman trying to attract a man, I did everything through their lens. You know, I like that. Yeah, listen, I'm riding high on that Barbie movie, you know. And I like that. Yeah, I'm writing high on that Barbie movie, you know, like wave right now. So I'm like, put back on the jeans and the gray sweatshirt. Yeah, me too. I'm gonna do the America Ferraris speech from that.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm like, that's a woman. I actually feel like you will do that at one of our live shows one day. I'm learning that speech. I'm currently working on it because I will do that one day. As a woman, you have to be pretty, but not too pretty. You have to be confident, but not too confident. I love that sweet, I like that. It's so great.
Starting point is 00:30:15 It's so great. I was like, this is so on the nose. My god damn, that's a beautiful nose, I love it. Um, Jussle was... I did, I loved it, I love that speech. So Jussell enters and she's like, oh, you guys scrub up well. Oh, Jenna, my god, I love that with both doing red lip. It's basically like twin flames, same brand two bodies. Am I right, everyone? two bodies, am I right everyone? And they have dressed like this for a home chef,
Starting point is 00:30:49 which is really funny too. So also, Sigh comes down and wins some points with Jenna because she comes down wearing the lingerie she gave her but she works it into her outfit. And Jenna's like, wow, she looks great in the lingerie, not only does she take a gift, she celebrates the gift, that's how to do it. Yeah, I love that side-bought eight garment bags in the car
Starting point is 00:31:08 and is now using something that's not even in any of them. It's great. She's like, why waste an outfit? This one's already been seen on TV, you know? Like, this is it. Turn it and burn it. So now, they all sit down. They all, they all, after more fashion show stuff,
Starting point is 00:31:22 my favorite thing on all the housewives is like five minutes of people walking into a room twirling and showing off their outfits. They then go into the dining room kitchen area. And yeah, and then it's like they're going to have dinner and everything. And they actually have, at long last, good food at Aaron's house. The caterer is so funny because he hates brain. Because brain thinks- Oh my god. I'm
Starting point is 00:31:46 gonna put a sushi, but you just put it right in my mouth. And he just looks at her and walks off. It's like, fuck you. Fucking caterer. Okay. What do I look like? A can caterer. Someone just opens a actual food caterer. Fresh fish caterer. Okay. And then the girls are all having a delicious offer. They'll be like, delicious. Oh my God, those are like delicious. This is delicious. No, this is delicious.
Starting point is 00:32:11 In the list. Okay guys, I'm going to be the most stereotypical housewife of a show that's not really firing on all cylinders yet and started another game. Okay, two Truth and Eli. Well, anyway, this has been WatcherCrap Ins. Thank you everyone for listening. We've had a great episode.
Starting point is 00:32:30 I'm just kidding. But I hear Truth and Eli, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna turn the TV off now at this point. That's where I'm at. That's what I can deal with. So, you guys, Lisa Rinne got fired. We can stop pulling her games out of the bag. Like, it's gonna save something.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah, to Truth and Eli, it's just, it's done, dude isn't a lie It's just it's done like at least truth or dare There's some sort of action that comes out of it, but to choose a lie You know what all of these stop with these fucking game these conversations starter games and just ask each other questions I mean if you're gonna play game play Balder Dash You know rather watch you play Balder Dash I play Baldur Dash. You know what I mean? I would rather watch you play Baldur Dash. Picture air.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Picture air. It's something that we can play with you. Yeah. Girl, yeah, something. Even that one where you have the little thing that you pass around to each other, it gives you the clue. Yeah, that's $25,000 pyramid or whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I hate that one, but yes. I hate it because it's such a big thing and then you have to pass it and you're gonna like break something, you know. Oh, wow, it's heavy. I'm spending Christmas at my house. Oh, oh. So yeah, this is lame, but they something, you know. Oh wow, it's heavy. I'm spending Christmas at my house. Oh. So yeah, this is lame, but they do, you know, here we are.
Starting point is 00:33:29 There we are. So everyone's like, okay, oh, two truths in a lie. I had sex at a next game and prince, oh my God, but like who hasn't dated an ex-player? Am I right? Patrick Ewing. And then Uba's like, Uba spits out her water like, what's wild and wacky, weird weird weird, I can't even keep my water in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:33:50 What is this? Is this what a different guy's name makes start throwing bolts at each other's head or something? What is this? And I was like, okay, more to each other's like, okay, so I had sex at a next game. I had sex in a car.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I was like, well, that's a big drop off of wildness there. And I had sex in a senator's office. And it was like that last one, because I just don't believe that all these, there's enough guys named Nick to make up the sport. Yeah, well, yeah, Nick's is a lie. And then they're like, oh my, so Jan is like, well, what Senator was it?
Starting point is 00:34:26 Because, uh, not telling the story, next. Like, well, don't include it in two truths in a lie. If you don't have to story to back it up. I know, I wish I knew, like, more senators that I could guess who it is, but I don't know. I don't like him. Amy Klobuchar. She's like, I went to Amy Klobuchar's office.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And while she was eating salad with a comb, I totally fucked Abe. I had a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
Starting point is 00:34:51 little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
Starting point is 00:34:59 little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a And then we have Aaron calling Abe on the phone and her confessional and she's like, Abe, hey, did I ever tell you? I had sex and Amy Klobuchar's office. And he's like, hmm, the kids are in the car, FYI.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Yeah, the kids are in the car. So she's like, oh my God, Abe. So then, size like, okay, my turn. I've given multiple hand jobs at the same time. And Brin's like, I'm knowing size, she had a third hand on her phone, like swipe up to buy. Ah.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Ah. Ah. We really need to resolve this cock labor situation. We need to get them back in the offices, doing their writing, okay? Literally, I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty. The cock girl who is called during a cock joke
Starting point is 00:35:44 from a conventional. Come back to the audience. Please pay your gay writers for reality TV shows. Come on, do this. So psychontundish, she's like, all right, so that's one. And then I've been three times. I'd love to be choked out. And I was like, wow, that's, so you have two.
Starting point is 00:36:01 That's for a lot. But it's like two things that are fairly, like, sexually reasonable, not reasonable, but like not crazy things. And one thing that is extremely crazy, I wonder what the lie is. So yeah, the hand job thing is the lie. And then Sai is like, yeah, I,
Starting point is 00:36:18 they ask her if she likes being like, choked all the way out or if, I just, no, I don't like it. No, I just like it. I like the channel, it's just so casual. She's like, so with the choking owl, do you go all the way being choked out or do you stop before you pass out? No Jenna, it's a ghost.
Starting point is 00:36:29 This is an influence for Gus. She was murdered two years ago, getting choked out. Do you ever see Kiefer Sutherland and Julia Roberts? I don't know what else was in that movie. Take the slider, that was a good flip. No, flat liners. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what else was in that movie. Jacob Slatter, that was a good flip. No, flat liners. Oh, flat liners.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Who was in Jacob Slatter? That was also Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins. Yeah, you're right. Both trippy death to me these. So then, so then, so I was like, no, I only like a light joke. And then Uba again, spits out of her mouth. And this time, like, crumbs or flesh.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Just, that is some crazy shit. What a wild and interesting group of ladies. And Bryns, first of all, where are they all like crazy sex? First of all, you're all fucking hot. You should be having crazy sex every chance you get. I don't know why this would be shocking. Like whenever a hot person is like, oh my god, I have crazy sex.
Starting point is 00:37:25 It's not shocking, okay? Here's what's, here's a good one. I hate natural popsicles. What's the point? I think the sexual deodorant, I wear natural deodorant because I think it works. I think it works extremely well.
Starting point is 00:37:40 That's a good one. I think the sexy Eminem is creepy. There I said it. Okay, so what is it? I'm saying Benz is gonna be the lie. Mine is the lie. I don't wear natural deodorant. I wear real deodorant,
Starting point is 00:37:53 cause naturally deodorant doesn't work. And I'm sorry. And then that's more fun, because then we could be like, well why are you like sexy shaming Eminem's? Like shouldn't Eminem's have the chance to be sexy? And I'd be like, no, I wanna eat Eminem's.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I don't wanna like sexualize something that is there to like give me nourishment. And then we start talking about M&Ms and we talk about what's the sexiest candy. And then we do this and that. But like, yeah, like just like, oh, so you had sex in a center's office. Like, yeah, like I took 20 dicks from senators in a plane.
Starting point is 00:38:22 It's like, wow, great. You know, yeah, there's like no conversation. So anyway, Brins is pretty much what you'd think. She's like, okay, I'll go. I'm for Verscal Girl to pro athlete. I'll allow them to wait for your jaws skill off the floor. I reverse Cal Girl to Sadie Prince. And I reverse Cal Girl.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I put it on the same yacht. That's my question. Was it on the same yacht? That's my question. Was it on the same yacht? She's like, and I reverse cowgirl, the US governor. It's like, please tell me it was Chris Christie. So, Jessel is like... She doesn't like to look at who she's screwing up at me
Starting point is 00:39:03 because she wants to show everyone her ass Which is very on brand for brim See what I did there because reverse cow when you reverse cow go you have an off-figure see the face See what I'm saying there Okay, okay, I'm really gonna need this labor situation to be resolved because I can't do all these interviews myself I'm really gonna need this label situation to be resolved because I can't do all these interviews myself Oh, so what was the lie the governor thing was the line? The governor yeah, okay, so not a shock. I mean like what Chris Christie was gonna get some action from brand doubtful Yeah, don't think so
Starting point is 00:39:38 So then we go to the next one is Jenna. She's like um, okay, I'll go So I had sex in a movie theater, I once fell asleep during sex, and then one time I had a boyfriend fall asleep on me while we were having sex. So everyone's like, oh, well, and she's like, well, yeah, no, I'll say I've never fallen asleep during sex, and basically it's that like the guy fell asleep for her. And then we'll cut to a side going, like, side doing snoring noises. I was like, hmm, still a side not cutting it for me, not cutting it.
Starting point is 00:40:15 So, everyone's got, I hope I'm not part of someone's too true for the lie. I'm sure that I fall in a sleep on people before. I'm just sure that I had. I was hoping that genders would be like, okay, here are my two truths in a lie. Okay. One, I've had sex in movie theater. Two, I revitalized a legacy fashion brand and kind of like a huge icon in the world of fashion so as for what I'm talking about and three I reverse cowgirl the bolt of khaki which ones the lie
Starting point is 00:41:01 so it was like oh I totally think you've had a sleep on the guy. And she's like, no, I've never fallen asleep on anyone, but someone did do it to me. And Aaron's like, oh my God, that might have turned me into a lesbian. And Jesus, even as a lesbian, I would have fucked Jussel's husband more than she does. Just got to throw that in there out of nowhere because that's kind of my vibe. All right. So, Uba's like, okay, here's mine. I had sex on the Vigil on the Vigil Airlines. I had sex in Central Park. And I had sex in a Zara store. As a then Brynn now, nearly spits out her wine. She's like, well, this is Uba's talking. I'll take her for wine, spitting
Starting point is 00:41:43 out duties, just to show everyone that we're so wild and crazy. Well, I love that Aaron is like, wait a minute. So Central Park was true. I mean, how did you have Sex and Central Park? They close it too. She's like, I live next door to it. I like that suddenly. Aaron is questioning the logistics when she just said she had Sex and the Senator's office. How do you have sex in a senator's office, ma'am? Those have more research of ours. Having sex in the park is already illegal. I love that she's offended that the time that you committed the crime. But also
Starting point is 00:42:15 like it's also like having sex in a park is I think significantly easier to do than having sex in a senator's office. Why are you so confused by this? I thought that was only for gay people anyway. I didn't know that straight people were allowed to do that. I'm offended. Well, maybe she had sex with a gay person. I didn't realize it.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Yeah, it's a bitch. Let me share something patch. So she's like, could you come right lines for me for the real housewives? And he's like, I'm sorry, it would be way too awkward for me after that park night. So just what do you think this is over? It's continues because they're going to do every single person. So just so says, okay, is over? It's continuous because they're gonna do every single person. So Jussle says, Okay, okay, here mine.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I have made out with a rapper person. I have had a popsicle stuck up my... And you're a vagina? Who? And I have had sex in the elevator at the Soho House. And Aaron's like, well, you didn't have sex at the Soho House, because that's like a very short trip on that elevator. So I know that wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Have you had sex with Puffet before? Just asking, because you'd see that it's not quite as inconsistible as you'd think. Look him in the eye, the man splooches through his jeans. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Never questioned the devil's stuffing in those Oreos. So they're like, yeah, it's like, Chloe's so house, like, great lying, Jessel.
Starting point is 00:43:30 You're such a stupid liar, or a bad liar, Jessel. So yeah, so that's... She's like, okay, with the pop-sicles, too, called me, and they're like, wait, how did a popsicle get stuck up your video? Don't those melt? She's like, it didn't get stuck, you idiot. I stuck it up. And then I removed it, because it's a popsicle.
Starting point is 00:43:52 And then brain is, oh by the way, before that brain goes, oh my God, if it's like the popsicle, I'm gonna take my clothes off and do a hot lap around the house, guys. Uh-uh. And then the waiter comes back and brings us, MDF a popsicle. Ah.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Ah. He's just like, shut up. You know, Jess, you know, by the way, all Jess will want to do when she told these two truths in the lie was to brag about the fact that she had sex with a rapper and instead no, people only care about the popsicle.
Starting point is 00:44:22 She's like, but do you want to hear about the rapper? Isn't very important, rap bud. Do you want to hear about him? No, we want to care about the popsicle. She's like, but do you want to hear about the rapa? Isn't very important rapa. Do you want to hear about him? No, we want to hear about the popsicle. Girl, you can't ask us to stop that quality of rigid when you just tell us you're fucking popsicles. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:44:35 Come here, you know, it was come here, you know. I had sex with come here, you know. But I'll. So Aaron's like, oh my God, seriously though, is that a thing? And Uba looks it up on her phone So Aaron's like, oh my god, seriously though, is that a thing? And Uba looks it up on her phone and she's like, Dr. is urging women not to put popsicle up for China. I'm not making this shit up.
Starting point is 00:44:52 What a wacky group of women we are right now. So yeah, Jessel's like, I was so stupid when I was young. I was just thinking popsicles at my vagina, marrying, Puffet, I was so stupid. So later they go home and they get into their hangout at night outfits and Erin can't light her outside fire as such he has to call Abe. And she's like, I'm trying to do an outdoor fire
Starting point is 00:45:20 but it's not working Abe. And he's like, you just have to hold the button. Which is, I feel like the husband's answer for everything. Like, it's just like a dad answer. Dad is not working. Hold the button or hit it. So then, they're all working to try to like this thing. And so I want to like light up, match and throw it in this thing, whatever. And Aaron's like um
Starting point is 00:45:47 No like you don't want to throw a match into a gas fire place and Si's like um I grew up poor Like that's what we did you throw a batch of the oven and oven comes on. That's just what you do when you're poor, huh? Um, so Brent sees Abe is on the phone so say Abe the babe, we're gonna get turned up tonight, and yeah. Yeah. Um, and Aaron's like, Brent is useless because she's flirting with Abe on the phone, so I just wanna turn this thing on.
Starting point is 00:46:14 How many capable strong women does it take to fight an electric fire, which is like so stupid. By the way, she still is not taken her naked lab around the house. I just want to point out, okay, and not to compare to previous cast, but I guarantee someone on that previous cast would have actually gotten naked and run around. Only face of the fact that we've literally seen that
Starting point is 00:46:37 at the Hampton's already. So the fire pit is now working and Brynn is like, thanks to Jenna for helping us, Jenna. Because Jenna's just sitting there because she's like, I'm not doing this, I'm wearing a sweater. So, there's like, there's so much fake hair, so much. And I'm not going near that. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:46:56 So, and the kitchen, Brynn goes in to get something to drink and she's trying to open the stupid, rich people people kitchen refrigerator door. Those things do not make any sense. I'm sorry. I have a rich friend here in Austin and I can never figure out how to do anything in their house. They do it to hurt poor people. You know, it's like you can't steal their cars because you don't even know how to unlock the doors. The buttons are in different places. It's like, oh, you have to reach under the seat to get that window button, you know? But, but normal. But like, is it really the end of the world
Starting point is 00:47:29 to have a handle? Is it gonna destroy everything? Cause like, there are those kitsch, that's the thing. Everything is like, everything's hidden. It just looks like a wall of panels that you are inaccessible. It's like, God forbid, there is a handle that would destroy the uniformity of this.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Like that, that, yeah that tacky glaring handle. No, but a handle, put a handle on it. Yeah, and also when you're a person like me, I'm like a monster from the swamp, okay? I leave my, I had a roommate who used to call me Ronnie Muck because everything I touched, I leave like a layer of something on it, I'm just like that. It's like the Ronnie sledge, the muck.
Starting point is 00:48:06 And I cannot have pushed to open things. There would just be Ronnie prints everywhere. I already, I have like little wipes that I have in my kitchen, so I can go wipe things down before people come in, because there's muck everywhere. I just don't understand the fridge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Just get in the fridge and it's white. Mm-hmm. I don't, I think like pushed to open, it's just not nearly as good as just pull a handle. So, brain is like, oh my god, I don't know how to do this. Like Siri, open the door. Siri, Alexa, oh my god, why people are so weird. Open the door.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Oh yeah. So then, Erin, Erin's like outside, Erin is just checking on Jenna, which is like inconsequential. And then Brynn finally gets the fridge open and she's like poured a bunch of cocktails into like sippy cups. And she's brought them out and size like grade. Like now I can drink a cocktail out of this straw that your children have nod on. This is real, real cute. And Brynn is still inside, kind of.
Starting point is 00:49:07 See me open the fridge. See me. She's just like standing in front of the fridge, swiping through her needs. Okay. Fridge totally wants to step back. Come here. Open up a fridge.
Starting point is 00:49:21 So then outside, Erin's like, aren't these cups cute though? They're like $1. And she goes, oh my God, I love the dollar store. And Erin's like aren't these cups cute though? They're like one dollar and check us. Oh my god. I love the dollar store and Aaron's like yeah. Oh my god Let's go together that like this where you get these God wouldn't that be so outrageous to extremely wealthy women Going to the dollar store and just like having a great time there I know it's so cringe and size like um well when you grow up poor you don't like the dollar store poor My life that bow has been poor. I ask God.
Starting point is 00:49:50 What am I for? And he tells me, say, I'm not sure. But now that's where they came. Go to the dollar store. Go. So she says they're not fun. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:50:06 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! So she says, they're not fun. Win your poor. My dad used to get this Christmas tree. The one that was already decorated.
Starting point is 00:50:14 And he put it on top of an old speaker. And then he'd lean guests on the speaker. And the morning goes, Santa! Santa was here. Merry Christmas. And then it's like, but that's cute. She's like, it's not cute when you're a kid. It's like it is? I mean but that's cute she's like it's not cute when you're a kid it's like it is I mean it's cute you know well when
Starting point is 00:50:28 everybody has a Christmas tree and mine is from the dollar store makes me look back and appreciate those moments of just having family okay because I was born in LA and I moved to New York when I was two my dad lived in Florida and I spent years in Florida and I moved every seven months and then I had no choice where I wanted to live and I was always the new girl and I always changed schools and I was bullied a lot so I can adapt to every situation and I moved every seven months and then I had no choice in where I wanted to live and I was always the new girl and I always changed schools and I was bullied a lot so I could adapt to every situation but I moved out when I was 16 I moved to Brooklyn and I worked at Sears and then I went to college and then I had to I was too broke to go to college I had to sneak into
Starting point is 00:50:57 college and I had to like pretend I didn't have my ID and eventually they just let me in. That was business. Yeah, they're like, wow, that was a cool dollar store story. Look, wow, okay, we won't talk about the dollar store. Right. Sorry, we'll not be cleaning this house with fantastic while you're here. Wow, well, you know, like I know when they say, those are my two cents, but I guess we don't give
Starting point is 00:51:22 the 99 cents, okay. Guess you're okay with the two cents store because you just stopped it. Okay. Well, I mean, I've been to the dollar general store, but not the dollar specific stores. It's a lot. A lot of. That was quite an experience at the dollar basic.
Starting point is 00:51:42 So, fun. So you guys, she gives her. She just decided, you know, it's like on the bachelor, they have a moment where they decide, now it's time for my painful monologue, because you have to have one. Like when you're dating, you will get kicked off that show. If you go on a one-on-one date and you don't have trauma
Starting point is 00:52:00 to share, they're like, you are unattractive and you have no trauma. Go home. They wouldn't put their walls down. So whenever you get your chance, you have to be like, my dad used to just love playing with straws and he would make little balls with spit and paper
Starting point is 00:52:16 and he spit them through the straw at my head during dinner. It was the most humiliating thing I ever went through. And ever since then, it's so hard for me to order appetizers or trust men. And you're like, you can come through the next week. Here's a rose. I felt your trauma and I thank you for sharing it. Well, unfortunately for Sire,
Starting point is 00:52:35 I think Brynn was planning to have this be her monologue moment because she's like, oh my God, that was a great story. Like how do you get your strength? They dreaming? That's cool. Okay, well guess what? Like I remember when I was a kid, I would like look at the weekly circular and imagine like, That was like a great story. Like how do you get your strength? They dreaming? That's cool. Okay. Well guess what?
Starting point is 00:52:46 Like I remember when I was a kid, I would like look at the weekly circular and imagine like, oh my god, if they just had that for eight, if we just only had eight and nine and like four easy payments, we can have a great living room. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that like my pornist is just like a little bit sadder than size pornist right now. Yeah, science often judges for having this really topic, stirrier. And now I understand what she had to be like that way. You know, my heart goes out to her. And at the same
Starting point is 00:53:12 time, it's holding hands with her. And with my third hand, I'm giving a hand job. I'm doing the reverse side. But you know, that was a nice story and everything, but I always crack up when housewives make it sound like being poor was the saddest thing the day they ever went through. Meanwhile, most of us watching the show were like, I literally just got back from the dollar store. Okay, and I'm not traumatized. Yeah, I mean, it was actually kind of an amazing story, actually.
Starting point is 00:53:45 But yeah, it was just, I just thought it was funny the way that the way that Brynn basically sort of swooped in was like, well, here's my story about looking at a circular and how I would just like dream about like having a dream living room someday. So I was like, okay, well, you just took size moment, Brynn. Great, that's great. And it was also kind of another number from Little Shop of Horace,
Starting point is 00:54:06 because it was like somewhere that's screaming. I dream of going through the sea. I work there. Sorry, I got to stop the musical number because I already worked there. So I come in like I worked there. Let me tell you you cared for this, Eddie. We've been fitted out layaways. She's like, Brin's like, um, um, well, well, when I, you know what?
Starting point is 00:54:34 Well, but when I was poor, you know what I wanted to be. Happy a dance. Be a dentist. So then, um, Aaron's like, um, so wait Jenner, are you staying here tonight? She's like, um, yeah, I'm staying and bring us I'm here. And it was like, I feel some type of way about it. Jenna just laughs. And she's like, I think she wants me to leave and over goes Got your ocean view house. And if that's better, she's I don't have an ocean view who told you that Created this narrative Fucking jessil. Yeah, and that's all created it. That was a pretty funny ending though
Starting point is 00:55:14 They're like oh my god now. They think I left them to see an ocean view which I do not It's like this is the house. That's actually in Sag Harbor. This is the one that's in the by the water So anyway, yeah, that was the episode. So thanks everyone so much for being here. Thanks for listening and check us out. You know, we'll have episodes all up this week and we'll catch you on the next one. Bye everyone.
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