Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Ubah Hot! Part 2

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! Watch what? Kids what? I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun!

Kids what? I've been so much fun! You know what? Welcome to Part 2! Hey! Hey, hey, I'm so glad we started part two. I was just taking Archie for a walk in the middle of the road. And I just parked my car on the median if anyone minds. Welcome to part two of Watercraft and get part one. Go listen to it. It's out right now. Okay. So they've just been on this

boat doing their boat things and getting in a fight about Jostles trauma not being enough. I really liked that Jostle was not taking their crap and stood up to them for all of this because it's officially old now. So now it's later on Jen is in a hoodie and she's like pulling it up like Kenny from South Park and they're talking about Winnie the Pooh characters and Uba is saying that she's Tigger and nobody else can be Tigger. And Aaron's like, huh, now I know I got thrown in the pool. What does that fucking mean? Did Tigger go around throwing people in pools? I don't think so. I think that was some ticker's lander right there. That was ticker's lander.

Can we just leave Winnie the Pooh alone? Have you seen people not attacked enough on this show? Can we just act? Well, you know what? I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. Aaron's in the EOR. Okay, if you're going to... If you're going to...

If you're going to Winnie the Pooh, Aaron is the biggest... Aaron is the biggest EOR that... AaronOR, Aaron is such a big EOR, EOR is like, I'm an Aaron, you know? But EOR wasn't a nag though. EOR was just like sad. I've never seen Winnie the Pooh. Oh my God.

Yeah. Wow. I mean, what do I need to know? I mean, there's like a little bear who loves honey, a ticker who apparently throws people into the pool. Your is just like sad, and then it's like greenery. Winnie the Pooh is also sad. Winnie the Pooh is like kind of melancholic. Yeah, I guess you can smell it.

Like he's trying to pretend he's happy, but he's not, he likes miles through the tears, and then he like, benches on honey. But again, and he's named after feces. But with an age, well, I guess age could have, I guess there could be an age at the end of poo. Guess what guys, we're moving away from Winnie the Pooh and so should this show. So um, uh, who was like, um, but you know, with this, this throwing in the pool thing, I'm the one he's really suffering because now I have to watch my back all day while I wait for

you to throw me in the pool. And Aaron's like, how do you suffer? You set on the boat all day, perfectly gorgeous and dry. Oh, and Uba goes, because, because in the back of my oblongada, I'm thinking, when is she throwing me in the pool? And then Aaron's like, I'm one of five kids. We love pranking each other. That's why I have such a good sense of humor.

Remember how I laughed at obvious jokes in the season? Ha ha ha ha ha real New Yorkers. But Aaron grew up. But Aaron grew up. Yeah, we would fuck with each other all the time. I can't wait to get Uba back. It'll be hilarious. So now they're getting ready for dinner and

a brin and Jenna are both coming down and white and brin's like, Come and Jenna, it's our wedding. We're getting married, Jenna. I mean you. I'm lesbian now. Yeah, and Jenna's like, and then Jenna's like, I would absolutely make my own sign of bring up when she's not getting everything. But I like the jammers even my so about that because she goes, I mean, there's no way she's, well, she's, she's not getting everything. I love that she's like, I'll still give her a lot, just not everything.

So they're all, they're all super dressed up. I just want to say that they're all super, super dressed up. They look beautiful. And they're in their designer outfits. And then I guess we hear this song that you're about to mention. LAMILA MILA MILA MILA MILOCO. LAMILA MILOCO. LAMILA MILOCO. So they take a van to this restaurant, Ocean Echo.

And they all order sex on the beach. It's home of the rumsy. I was like, I love that they get all dressed up for this the beach. It's home of the rumsy. I was like, I love that they get all dressed up for this restaurant that's like, home of the rumsy. Yeah, it's like a tropical cocktail. And let's see, they just kind of joke about drinking and stuff like that. And then, well, they're drinking water, right?

No, they're just like, it's not just a joke. I know. I just saw it once I scrolled down. It's just sod once I scroll down. It's a very hilarious moment, Ron. You're right. Do it. OK, everyone just like, OK, get ready. So it was drinking her water, but she goes down to the water.

So she drinks it almost off of the table. And then everyone's laughing at how she drinks the water. And then Brain is like, I'm going to do it all so she's pretty doing it. And then she's like, there's like a straw. So she has her mouth like around the straw. And then it's like, oh wait, this is the straw's like a penis. And her mouth is like her mouth on a penis. And she's like, I've had no complaints in the oral area. And then she starts blowing the straw. And then Jenna's like, oh I'm sure. And she goes, yeah, even my Jenna's like, oh, I'm sure.

And she goes, yeah, even my dentist is like, wow, by the way, fun fact. If you act like you're choking on it, they love it. You don't even have to like really suck it or anything. When you give a blood job, just like cough, like, like you're choking and they're like, oh my God, they think it's so hot. And by them, I mean, every man on the face of the earth

Okay, well, we just sit out of the table So she starts to blow her straw and then like there's a homely couple at the next table just watching like what the fuck is going on over here and And bring us like watching like what the fuck is going on over here? And, um, and brain is like, you want to be dangerous bad Jenna? Jenna's like, I'm man, I'm picking out rings. This is so cringe. So they order, uh, Aaron gets snapper, which is very fitting. I love when people order according to their first semallion dread snapper and then and then side does this big Compensation like she does this thing where she's live they're finished ordering and I'm really excited to hear your perspective on this Because she turns the weight which goes thank you so much. You're in lovely by the way. We appreciate you

I was like okay This is like a little overboard. Okay, we get it. You came from like, you came from like nothing and now you are like very wealthy on like a wealthy trip, but you've been talking about, you've been bragging about how you came from nothing. So now you're trying to kind of act like, don't worry, I'm not some, you know,

I'm not some privileged rich bitch right now. I appreciate the people who serve us, but it's so over the top that to me it read is very condescending. What as a waiter do people do that to you when you were rating tables? Yes, and they're fucking annoying. I hate when people are overly nice to the waiter and they talk to you like you're a child tank. Oh my God, what's your name? What's your name? I want to be sure we can call you by your name. Like, wow, I'm so touched that you would like to know my name.

It's Ronnie. And I would never do it on purpose. I would never give them my name on purpose because they act like they really want to know your name, which of course they don't. They just want to be able to go, Ronnie, from across the restaurant, and you have to turn around and fucking come to them.

But yeah, it is pretty condescending. Listen, if you want to show your waiter some love, I'm not saying don't be kind. Kindness is good to show everybody, but really we are languages tips. So if you want to be kind to me, tip me. Okay. And a pre-tip is not a bad tip. I mean, I've definitely had waiters and waitresses who are like, oh my god, love you.

Like they're like just the bath. I mean, I've definitely had waiters and waitresses who are like, oh my god, I love you. Like, they're like just the best. I mean, chat with them, you banter or whatever. But this just felt so like out of context, just like, yeah, I'm gonna have the, I'm gonna have the Branzino and can I get a mashed potatoes because I like to eat and that's it, basically. Oh my god, I love you so much. Thank you so much.

We appreciate you. It's like, okay, settle down, settle down. So then, Brind goes on. It's like, okay, settle down, settle down. So then Brind goes on. She's like, okay, guys, let's see this thing. Where we say the most embarrassing story about ourselves. I'll go first when I was 12. I got my period. And then I grabbed a tampon and I laid back on the bed. And I was on the twin bed. And I was like, you know, like, what do I do? Cause like, I'd never like explored myself down there or anything.

So I found a hole and then it went a swoop and it just went in fine. And then so like I'm walking around and like, I'm like, this feels weird. Guys, I put a thing on my body in my bag. I put it in my bag. I didn't know there was another hole. Everyone's like, uh, 12.

You didn't know there was another hole at 12 besides your hole. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm sorry, I don't believe the story. Now, why is some errand because yeah, that's what's on the air inside now, because now they've teamed up. Now, errands are not going to say, well, that story is obviously,

I mean, that story is obviously bullshit. It's a bullshit story. I had that same thought, like suddenly Aaron's quiet on the inauthentic side of things. So, Jenna's like, I can't believe that that was not in seeing the painful print. It wasn't. And Jess was like, how big is your asshole?

It's a pretty significant thing to stick up your butt, my mistake. I mean, I just want things to put a pilot pen up there, but I mean a tampon. So, then Juss is like, okay, I've got an embarrassing story. Okay, so I married Pavit. The end! And he's pulled children and gonna have to live with hearing that over and over again throughout their lives. So they're cracking up. And Brynn's like, well, basically her story was going to a club and there was like a

grotto and she fell down in her top flipped up. So she was flashing everybody right and says like, oh my god, that is so stupid. And Bryn's like, yeah, I can see Jetsal doing that. And so I was like, yeah, you know, Jetsal is best when she's just being a self. She's just so comfortable telling the story. That's the Jetsal we love. I was like, oh, glad you approve of that one. Because that one wasn't competing with any of your trauma. Like she's my she's not competing on the trauma charts with you. So that one's okay. Okay.

Exactly. Um, and you know, it was, it was like a funny story, funny enough, but like Aaron was like dying of like Aaron was doing another performative laugh thing where she's like, ha ha ha ha ha. I have such a good sense of humor. Oh, wait, there was a grotto. A grotto. We're just crazy funny friends right now. So then Jenna is like, oh my god, my story is like frighteningly similar to yours. So I was at this place, O-Bart, does anybody know the, well, it's a, this like really

expensive, like a place where celebrities go, you know, and very wealthy people, super, super wealthy. Okay, so I'm there. And I'm at the time, I didn't really have that kind of money. And like everyone had these black cards. And I was like, Oh my God, like, I've never, I don't, I don't have a black card. So anyway, you have to go down these stairs. Okay, first of all, Gemma's embarrassing story is like, she got into this. Being in this amazing, like rich-ass place. Okay, it's like not embarrassing at all. She's

well, it's like, which is totally normal to her now, right? So she's like, so then there's all these stairs. So someone like steps on my code. And so I go falling down the stairs and I was wearing silk. So I literally like, fluid headfirst down the stairs, run into a wall and guess who picks me up? Ralph finds. I was like, I think his name is Rafe. Is it Rafe? Rafe? Rafe. So I'm mortified for Jenna. Did she say Rafe? But I also, she said Rafe, yeah. Twice. So I was embarrassed for Jenna, because I was like, oh my god, like, you get to go to that restaurant now if it's still there. But you still don't know how to pronounce Rafe, which is humiliating. And embarrassing story.

In the middle of your, but I also love her embarrassing story. It's like based on Ray Fiennes in this insanely expensive restaurant. I love that like Jussles was that she went to like senior frogs and fell down a water fountain and like her top came off and Jenna's like, oh my God. So then Ray Fiennes like Ralph Fiennes picked me up and I had like runs in my talking to this because I fell down a few steps. and then I just was like so mortified that I just had to like

Open up a black card account cuz I know I qualified and just like Hide amongst all the other American Express owners So she goes and then I saw Ralph finds in a bar in London I don't think you remember hilarious I saw Ralph Fines and Abar and London. I don't think you remember. Not hilarious. That is just hilarious. So, so I was like, I shit myself before. It was a track meet and I was in high school.

I'm writing for the race to start and then the gun goes off. And then people are coming around the corner, they take off writing and then like, boom, yeah, I shit myself. And they crack up. I have to say that that to me was, I think that was actually the winner. I think that sigh deservedly won the embarrassing story contest. And by the way, also, what is wrong with this show is so bonkers the season because she goes, okay, here's my story. I shadowed myself before and it cut to commercial. I was like, really, you're gonna make I shadowed myself before and it cuts a commercial. I was like,

really, you're going to make I shadowed myself a cliffhanger for commercial. I know I was half hoping to she'd come back and she'd be like, I knew someone who worked at Sears once. It was me. It was me. So yeah, she she had herself while she was running while running a relay race. It nights, but I don't think this was the worst one because she didn't really shit herself because they were like, okay, so was it coming down your leg or like what happened?

And she goes, no, no, no, I was that bad. It was just like a shart. I'm like, okay, but that's not really the same. Like, is that, I don't know, I think, I think that's just like a little point. That's like a wet fart. It's not like a, if you're not running with poop coming down your leg, I don't think it should count.

I know I'm not happy with Saturday. I love that you're sighing. I love that you're sighing. I'm sighing, sighing. Listen, she's going to gatekeep everything. I'm going to gatekeep your poop story. That's not a real poop story. I need a better poop story from you, ma'am. More trauma geek, keep your poop story. That's not a real poop story. I need a better poop story from you, man. More trauma, log line your poop story. You know what I mean?

And this is on log. So, um, log line your non-log story. So that was my first story. She's like, oh, I don't know if this is embarrassing story, but I don't know. But I always think you guys, like, you know, I always think that guys want me for all the time for some reason I was at the club and I love dancing and I went to the bathroom for some reason I can't imagine why she would think that guys are so into her crazy My favorite song was playing I saw a pee really fast and I go I run out to go dancing and then this guy's chasing me He's like hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, and I'm like what and he goes you have toilet paper But I was all the way to the bathroom. I was like,

if that's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you, but like then, yes, she is a super model because like, because I feel like super models don't get embarrassed. They just go through life with wonderful, beautiful things happening. And what? yeah. Yeah, I don't think the embarrassing part was the toilet paper part. I think the embarrassing part was that there was a guy who was calling or who wasn't actually attracted to her. She's like, I was humiliated. She just wants to put that toilet paper.

But everyone's like, but every other story was like, with Jazzle's story, everyone was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, the last time I was embarrassed, I was on a flight with my kids and Elijah would not stop crying. Never was like, and did he shot himself, did he shot himself, while he was trying to cry? I mean, what the hell? Did you check your bank account? It was negative $498 and you were trying to buy a Wi-Fi and he had no money, huh?

Did Eliza have to work at CS? Yes and no. They're like, okay, thanks. I think they're like, Aaron goes, is that bad? And someone's like, I guess it was Jassal. It's like, that's all you have. My kids embarrass me on a plane. That's every parent. That's not a fun story.

Have you been with Pavitana Plane? He literally walks around trying one of everybody's peanuts and shutting them. I'll tell you what's embarrassing. Having a husband who's gonna fly to Myanmar just to get to Montereyland. So, by the way, I wrote down in my note, suddenly it's okay to tell a subpar story. Because, like, all of a sudden it was short. Well, also, by the way like where's the scrutiny there? Like Aaron, you've never been embarrassed beyond that.

You've never had something embarrassing happening to you. Why don't you share it? There's something embarrassing happening. Right. Why aren't you telling us something? We're just trying to get you to open up. Literally, literally the only person on this show who's never opened up or cried about anything, never ever,

ever ever, unless I forgot about it. What is she, what is she ever opened up about? Not literally nothing. No, no, no, ever, ever. And most of the time, I forgot about it. What is she, what is she ever opened up about? Not literally nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no. She opened up about the fact that her parents had a house in Hamptons and Abe's turned to have a house in Hamptons. They thought, we should get a house in Hamptons together. Right.

So I'm sure this is often said when Aaron comes into a room that's fun and says something, mood killed. That is one of my notes. So then the sigh announces tomorrow's events, which also sound boring. And then the waitress comes and they applaud her and stuff. And she's like, you're all so beautiful. And it was like, who's the prettiest?

And she goes, everyone's beautiful. And it was like, I'm leaving. She's like, there was a clear answer. I'm's beautiful. And it was like, I'm leaving. I was just like, there was a clue. And so I'm professionally beautiful. So now they drive back and Aaron's like, oh my God, Jossal, I loved your story. That was so good. And Si tells Brynn, like,

huh, did you just fart? You are. So they get out and they, they're walking into the house, but Uba left her phone in the car and like the driver's like, Uba and Aaron's like, I'll take it. I'll take it. Such a dumbass this Uba. I'm gonna fuck with her. Do not tell her I have the phone. It's gonna be great. So their plan is to go into the hot tub, right? So they go out, they change, they go to the hot tub and Uba's like,

Aaron, please don't throw me in the pool. Don't do it, Aaron. I love you, Aaron. And she's like, do what? Like, I forgot about it. But now you're reminding me, like, I prank so hard. So yeah. So it's like a whole bunch of like, is she can get, you're Ubus saying like, oh my god,

I know we get thrown in the water. Like, it's okay. I'm okay with it. It's just that the anticipation of it's not fun. Yada, yada. And so there's sort of like negotiating. And it's like, we could do it now. Like do it now. Otherwise, you're going to be like suffering all tomorrow. Yada, yada, yada. And then finally, side just goes and just shoves Uba into the water. Yes. So she throws her in. And then, um, let's see. And side Aaron's. By the way, Sick Burn Time.

Side I was like, I did it and I was like, Timber! Ha ha! And it was like, oh my god, I didn't feel my feet. I was like, I'm dying. And Aaron goes, you know what, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. That's not payback, because I didn't push her in.

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It's time for a crapence commercial! So, morning time, size brushing her teeth, and brin wakes up with like a styrofoam to go food thing in her bed. She's like, oh my god, maybe if that's just why I'm not married. And, Genesis Al alarm goes off. Why am I writing this all down? I often ask myself that while I watch this show, like seriously.

Okay, so now Uber comes down and she sees Sai sitting there. And it was like, I'm so pissed. Did you know Aaron had my phone and didn't want to give it to me? Did you know I have a family? I have to tell my family I'm okay. And so I was like, she's pranking you for throwing her in the pool. Just, eh, but she threw me in the pool.

That was done. She was now because I threw you in the pool. So now, Ubis pissed. I, before we even get into this whole thing, I don't blame her. You don't just let someone go search for their phone all night. Like what kind of prank is that? Well, because here's the thing, if you're gonna do, like if you're gonna do like the eye got your phone prank,

what you do is like while everyone is still together and everyone's laughing, then you say, you sort of like you kind of like you nudge it along. You're like, hey guys, I'm gonna send everyone a group, like did you ever see this text? This is crazy. It was like where's my phone? Where's my phone? And then it was looking. It was like, where's my phone? Where's my phone?

And then it was looking. And she's like, where's my phone? And then like, you let it go for a few minutes. And then you like, ooh, but I have it. You know, and it's like in front of people and like there's not enough time for panic to happen. But when we see the footage of this happening, everyone has gone to bed.

Because these are crazy wild ladies who apparently, like we see them change again, hot tub and like 30 minutes later They're all in bed to go to sleep But like they're all in bed. So like now Uba is just like where's my phone and concerned and nervous and worried and like Aaron's just in her room So like it's not pranky feeling. It's just like it feels punitive It's not pranky feeling. It's just like, it feels punitive. Oh my God, Heather Dubrow language. I can't. You cannot bring Heather Dubrow language into it. I just want to adjudicate this situation.

But I'm right. Yes, one I feel. I feel like if Aaron wants, if you want to do a phone prank, you don't just kind of just like hold on to the phone until the notice for hours. You just or you call her phone, like you call Uba's phone but keep hiding it in different places. So Uba's like going to find it. You make it like like you make it a prank. You make it a joke.

You don't just like go to bed with her phone because that's when someone starts looking and then we see her stumbling around in the dark trying to find her phone. It's just like like Aaron not funny. It's not fun. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's stupid. So then there is a group text. It was like, so I write in the group text,

and I'm like, who has my phone? And Aaron's replying back with all these emojis, and it is the like thinking emoji and all of this. Now this is where I kind of see Aaron's. I saw the frozen emoji. Yeah, well, first it's the thinking emoji, and then it's the icicle emoji, right? So I see what Erin is saying later, like her,

I see kind of her defense here, right? So Si is telling us like, I sleep very light. So I come out and I saw it looking for a phone and I knew Erin had it. So I told Jessel, go upstairs, because Erin's got the phone, right? So she technically didn't tell Uba, she told Jessel. So Uba's likeussle, go upstairs because Aaron's got the phone, right? So she technically didn't tell Uba. She told Jussle. So Uba's like, so I go upstairs and Aaron has it and she's like laughing.

So who takes someone's phone in another country? And so I was like, listen, I knew she had your phone. That's why I told you to go up there. She was, oh, wait, so you knew? Just, yeah, I told Jussle to go up there. And so now she's like, okay, well, now I'm pissed to Aaron Anzai, because Simon knew and didn't say. And the first thing that happens is you panic, because the credit cards in there, your passwords are in there, your pictures are in there. Like, it's serious, you know, okay, is she overreacting? Possibly, I don't know, I would be pissed. I was just, I mean, not the rails. I might not have been as pissed the day the next day,

but in that moment, I've been like, I was really fucked up or something, you know? Well, here's why I think it just grows and grows, because anytime anybody else is pissed on this show, especially, they have to be like, I see where you're coming from, especially with Aaron. Like when Aaron's pissed at Bren, Bren, she will not let it go 10 weeks past. She won't let anything go 10 weeks past.

She won't let anything go until Bren says, I'm sorry. This is why I'm sorry. This is exactly what I did wrong. They have to let go over the top to explain themselves and apologize to fucking Aaron for every single little thing. But when is Aaron who does it to somebody else and somebody else is like, this pissed me off. Aaron's just like, it's just a joke.

Yeah. Why don't you have a sense of humor and never acknowledges that what she did was wrong or annoying at all. And so I get why, why, Uba at this point is completely fucking fed up with this person because she's annoying as fuck. And she's angry. And she's stuck in a house with her and doesn't, like I would be nuts.

So, so basically Uba goes back to bed and, you know, and then, so everyone now starts to, like, Aaron's like lying in bed and sighs, like, I am the worst singer, oh, cause she comes in going, da da da, huh, I am the worst singer and Aaron goes, I her uba screaming? Like, Uba was not screaming. And we're not like, you're actually revealing

a little bit about yourself. Like, this is very classic white lady to say this about the first time I've heard, you know, Karen Klemman. She was screaming. I was like, she was literally speaking in a normal tone and she was annoyed and that's not the same as screaming. Yeah. And she also does, she pulls out a lot of caronisms. A lot of caronisms.

This like cute, started to like cool carons, but like she was doing it big time. Yes. So I was like, she's mad at you. She was, oh really? She was, well, I would be mad at you too, honestly. She was really. She was, yeah, because like for you, taking my phone, not telling me where it was. She was, yeah, but when she realized it, I was going to give it to her. But you didn't. So like you went to that like, theoretically, or you went into your room, like theoretically, you could have gone to bed and I could have gone on all night. Like you did not do the punchline part of the joke where everyone was together and was joking and fun and the tone was right.

So then, Uppas, like she says, you know, it's not like we're home, where I could just like go to a store. This is not the country and just goes, yes, I know, I mean, this phone, this is everything I have to connect to my kids and my husband like, disgusting, someone's there, this in the ocean, please. They're back to sign Aaron's, so I was like, someone service in the ocean, please.

Then back to sign Aaron's side, like she literally checks a phone every five minutes, like she's got to have a phone. And Eric goes, Aaron's like, it was a prank. And back to Jessel, she's like, I've never seen you so upset, you bar. And she goes, yeah, because this is stupid. She goes, well, did she apologize? And she's like, no, she doesn't even know I'm upset yet. So she explains to us, like, listen, I don't want to upset my family. I travel a lot and I've got, I'm single. And then I have all these sisters that are worried about me. And I can't just, like, my phone's died before and it's been a huge problem. Everybody freaks out. And so, Uba's like, well, thank you so much for texting her to find it. Like, I appreciate it. And it makes more sense why we're together in the same room.

So thank you for that. So then back to Aaron. And Aaron's like, first of all, she should be thanking me because she left her phone in the car and I went and got it for her. No, you didn't. You did. You're fucking liar, okay?

You're not only boring and tedious, you're also a fucking liar. You did not go back to the car and get it. The guy who drove the car ran out with it and stopped everybody to hand it back to you. And you refused to give it back to the car and get it. The guy who drove the car ran out with it and stopped everybody to hand it back to you and you refused to give it back to her. And you claimed it, okay? Yes, exactly, because she needs to calm down.

She's so unreasonable. I literally had her phone for 45 minutes. It wasn't that long. And then I was like, wow, you guys really are lame. You guys got back, you changed, you got into the hot tub for all of 20 minutes and then you went and gotten to bed. Come on, you're on vacation, you're a real housewives' cast. So now, breakfast table, Sion Aaron earned out at the breakfast table and Brinn joins them

and she's like, I'm wearing all the other hookers. And Scy's like, my knees are bad. Well, because Brinn's like, no way. S Side, side, you still run, cause like tracking everything and so I was like, no, my knees are bad. You've been spending a lot of time in your knees. That's a blood job. It's like oral sex. It's like, I'm just paying a lot of time. Pretending you're joking on someone's dick.

Ah! So there's a lot. So yeah, a lot. I've got really a head on my, huh? I'm saying, oh my god, that is so good. Yeah, I really struck my way through like, oh my god I'm so proud of you and then errands errands like it was a smooth ride I was like things got bumpy along the way Okay, you've gone too far. Okay

So we've gone into we've gone into bumpy private parts territory and you've taken this too far. Okay. So but Uba comes out of the kitchen and says like good morning and she just ignores them. Doesn't say anything in size like oh, why are you mad at me? What did I do? Prince like I'm literally like so scared like I'm like I'm literally like so scared. Like I'm like, damn it. I'm so scared right now. What the fuck is this all about? You guys are all scared.

Okay, can we, this is, this, at, this is some real interesting language here. Like she's, she's ignoring you because she's mad. She's didn't come down with a chainsaw. Well, Uber goes in and she tells the chef, hello, Omar, do you have more hot water and he goes for you? Of course we do.

And then he looks her up and down. Damn, that guy. My god, it's into his Uber. So yeah, so Aaron then goes. Aaron goes. It's Aaron's like, she doesn't even look at me. It actually feels like very mean. It feels really mean.

Oh, shut the fuck up. So then Jessel comes in and Aaron's cause Uba goes off. So Aaron's like, why is Uba mad? Like she doesn't know. And Jessel's like, um, well, you don't remember taking her phone then. And she goes, um, I had it for an hour. And then I gave it back at night. Like, I thought it was kidding. I was like, it was a joke. No, you did not give it back. She had to come looking for it. Yeah. After I tattled on you, you fucking wire.

There you go again with another lie. So Jess is like, well, she did not find that funny. And Brent's like, I mean, knowing a joke is a joke. I mean, people need to take a comedy class or something. Like, this is what's wrong with the world. Like, stop. Okay. Council call for am I right? Everyone all the sudden, everyone needs to take it like, okay, people, people understand

jokes, but also people have to make better jokes. So Jessel's like, what were you ever going to get it back to it last night? And everyone's like, well, I just told you I was. And Jessel's kind of like, Aaron's a mom I was. And, and Justin's kind of like, Aaron's a mom with kids, you should know, like you don't like fuck with someone's phone. And Aaron's like, why? So, wasn't Bryn just crying last night because someone said, like kind of jokingly,

I do not believe that that happened at the sperm donation place or whatever it was, the IVF place, and then she cried and stayed home the whole night. Because you're so good at taking a joke. Yeah, so Aaron's like, Aaron's like, why are you mad? And Brynn's like, yeah, are you representing Iba? And Aaron's like, yeah, you texted me and I sent an emoji.

It was like, this was like thinking it was like, and I know you guys would all understand that was me being like, yeah, I have the phone. Like, what about the emoji touching its chin says, I don't have a phone right now. Yeah, and then we get a burp. And Jess is like, well, honestly, I didn't know if you had it to not. And Aaron's like, well, it was supposed to be a fun joke.

Well, I had to sit there and she was very upset. I'm telling you. And my trauma was seeing her so upset. Does that count? I was very, I didn't have any money on me. So technically I had nothing. What's she was traumatized, which is my trauma? Am I getting closer to your trauma circle now? I was like, no, you still suck with that. Okay. And Aaron's like, well, why are you so mad? And Brim's like, yeah, are you representing Uba? Like in the case of the missing phone, Uba versus Aaron.

So meanwhile, Jenna's working on her laptop on her bed. And so Brim comes in with a trash, thinking, learning wavy. And she's like, she brought in like a banana wrapped in bacon, French toast, chocolates, hot sauce. It's sort of like a hot spodge of things. And Jenna's like, well, my first thought was deep excitement that she was actually taking care of me.

But then my second thought was, what in the actual hell is this plate? What am I being bad right now? And Brynn think, I mean, if all else fails, I can put hot sauce on my boobs. And Brynn's like, I mean, if all else fails, I can put hot sauce on my boobs. Dan is like, wow, I'm feeling really good about us right now. So then, okay, so I'm in trouble. They're getting ready. Yes, another getting ready. So here we go.

Let's all get some clothes on. So Brynn's like, um, Aaron, um, the REM train is coming. Ethel, are you ready? And Aaron's like, hi, Lucy. Okay. Oh, this is a big veto for me. Big veto, I'm gonna call up the, the Lucille Ball Arnez estate

and ask if they can file a motion to gag order this content. I'm so over this fucking Lucy and Ethel shit on Housewives. It's over. It's done. Stop it. Okay, at least use the thumb on the least one because they go off the cliff after. You know what I mean? Spoiler alert. Yeah. So Eric, Lucy and Ethel stop. LeVernin surely don't. You guys are a whole new show. You went to all this trouble to make a whole new show. Can we please? What are you going to go but freeze your vagina's next? Like what is next? So Aaron is now making herself the victim in

this. She goes, I am very annoyed with Uba because this is our last day. And he brings like, yeah, I want a blackout at lunch. So Aaron's like, Matt, Aaron is now doing the thing where she is like she does can't deal with the fact that she was wrong in this situation. So she's going to start a war of whispers and turn everyone against Uba. I'm thinking about it. Like we're all friends, right? Is that right?

Yeah. Okay. So what if I was someone who really doesn't like being thrown in a pool? I mean, I was fine with it because I'm chill. Yeah, Aaron. Aaron. The chill one I was fine with it because I'm chill. Yeah, Aaron, Aaron, the chill one. But you know, the statement right now. She took a chance and threw me in the pool.

Like how did she know I wouldn't be totally offended about getting thrown in a pool, you know? Like the same way, like how do I know that you're gonna get crazy about your iPhone? So then go up to her and say, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that this was gonna be a trigger for you. I really didn't mean it like that. Like that's all you have to do.

It's actually the easiest thing. And in fact, it's the thing that everyone does when their prank goes wrong. Like people have messed up pranks before. People have, like it's gotten away from them. Everyone has done it. And when you do it with the solution. I got a hello to your talking to me.

Who has like said things I think are just being funny that has been, have been so offensive? Like I totally get it. We've all been in that position. Just acknowledge it. That's all you ever asked from anybody. Why can't you do the same thing? Yeah, and you know what?

There was with this girl in college and on my floor in dorm and she was like a brunt type. Every single thing was like, hey, hey, oh, like, who are door is really stiff today? What else is stiff? She was constantly doing it. It was exhausting. I just fucked my boyfriend all the time. One day, she came into my room and she threw a playboy in it. I was like, oh, okay. It was funny. I thought, okay, I was like, okay, and I was like, okay, like turn about, like here we go, like word of prank war. So it was like a playboy with China,

the wrestler, RIP, who's in it. So like I opened it to like the, I opened it to like the centerfold of like China and I slid it onto her door, like, ha, I'm giving it back to you. And then she wrote like an email to the whole floor that was like, you don't know how offensive this was, da da da da da da da da da da da.

And she, by the way, she was right. I mean, like as a man, like you're't know how offensive this was. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da It's not like you just came out of nowhere, but that's girl. No, it's more like I understand how it doesn't necessarily go like it's not like she did to me and therefore I do it to her and it's like equal equal. I it's and like whether it's justified or not, who cares? This happened 23 years ago and I immediately wrote an email like I'm so sorry. I didn't realize I thought it was like this or that because I felt terrible. My prank had gone totally a rye she made her publicly fucking humiliated you. Do she put your name in there? Because I hate this girl now. What is this girl's name? I'm gonna find her. I'm not gonna tell you because I'm still Facebook friends with her.

I'm still Facebook friends with her. Oh, fuck that girl. I hope she listens to that show, and here's me say, fuck that girl. Listen, fuck you. Listen, she has enough issues in her life as it is. She doesn't need our public humiliation. Yeah, exactly. in your life as a witness. She doesn't hear our public humiliation. Yeah, exactly. But the point is, you wrote an apology because it wasn't her. I like her.

I like her. I like her. Those were her feelings and you were like, okay, I will acknowledge her. Even though it did feel like it was not necessarily a, I was expecting a ruined your whole fucking college career that could have gotten you kicked out of school. What a fucking asshole.

I know. Well, I hate this girl now. By the way, I'm so mad. I'm full of rage. I'm full of misappropriated rage. So let's go back to this so I can interact with Aaron. All right, we're in the work of the lines.

The point is, all Aaron has to do is say, I'm really sorry. I thought I was being funny. That's the saddest. Now she's turned, but now she feels like this is an assault on her character and like, I could have been offended, but you weren't offended. So it doesn't matter if you could have been because you weren't and that the issue's not about that.

And you've spent this entire season being offended and everybody has had to cow-tow to you being offended all fucking season long. Even when you're the one poking and trying to get everybody in trouble constantly. So for you, especially to be acting like this is complete bullshit. So then we cut to brand and brands like, I mean, someone took your phone for a minute. Chill. Really? The lady who just went off on some blogger reposting a joke about her LinkedIn last week. Oh yeah, you're real chill.

That's there. You and fucking Aaron are perfect for each other. So she's like, we're on vacation. I mean, was it funny? Aaron should leave the funny to me. But still. So Brynn is saying she doesn't feel the punishment fits the crime. And Aaron's like, exactly lady that I just vilified for four weeks in a row for making jokes at my husband.

Yeah, exactly. So, Jussle is, so Jussle and Uber are talking, Jussle's like, oh, I think that she's shaking in her boots right now, but she's damn playing it. And like, she was like, why are you trying to be her lawyer? And I was like, anything to not think about politics quite frankly, you know, things like that. Duh. And it was like, well, maybe I should call her husband to be her lawyer. Commissions.

Here comes one right now. So, okay, so now they're gathering to go, right? Yes. So, Aaron's down there and she's like, wow, Sy, your boobs look really great. And then Uba comes in, but she's ignoring Aaron. She's like, kind of got her back to Aaron. And she's like, okay, where's Jenna? Is she in her room? Because I heard you brought her breakfast, green. And Bryan's like, yeah, she wondering what I'm working with.

that I'm working with. We're in a brilliant. So then Aaron, of course, makes herself even more of the victim in the situation where she's like, right now, I'm intimidated because I can't believe she says I'm intimidated. She goes, she goes, she can't do it. All the language, all her coded language in this is like seriously really not grand. I hate being I don't look I hate being overly like, Oh my God, you can't say anything about about anything without it getting ripped. You know, I'm kind of old like that where I'm like, okay, we're a little too sensitive

guys, you know, and I get it. But Aaron is classic. Anybody who's lived through the past few years in America should know better than this. Like, have we not all fucking learned a lesson by now? This is, we not learned about white frigality and coded language and shit. And like, white, specifically,

Karen's due to villainized black women. This is not good. And it gets worse. And it's 100% happening right here over something stupid. And she's like, right now I'm intimidated, which is like, intimidated about what. And then because it is making it a point to single me out, like not to look my way, I'm a little scared.

She's not singling you out. She doesn't wanna look at you because she's pissed at you. And she probably, she doesn't wanna create a scene with you. So then- But I do have to say, you know, on the Karen Richter scale, I'm impressed that you got intimidated and scared into one sentence. You know, well done. You poor Aaron, poor Aaron scared now.

She's scared of the scary black woman. All you need is a K at the beginning, you're almost all the way there. So so a bunch of these little cars start to arrive to pick them up to take them to wherever they're going. And Aaron like steps away to adjust something or whatever, so she steps away and the cars are arriving like, okay, it looks like it's time to go. So Uppas like, oh, we're waiting for Aaron. Aaron was here.

She was just here right a second to go. Like that's all she says. And Aaron is now walking back after her, whatever she was doing. And she's like, I hear her say my name. Stop say my name when I'm not around. Stop say my name. I was like, oh.

I didn't say your name. And she was, you said Aaron Aaron. And she was, oh, but I was saying Aaron was standing here right now, right? And Aaron's like, you know what? I don't care what you're saying about me right now. I do not want you to say my name. And so, Uber, like does come up to her and get in her face

and she's, well, guess what? And Aaron's like, get out of my face. Get out of my face. And she's like, no, I'm not getting out of your face. And she goes, get out of my face. And Uba just snaps the sunglasses off of her face. And she's like, get these glasses off when you're talking to me first of all.

And everyone's like, excuse me. Do not grab me. Okay. Give me my sunglasses. Also, she didn't grab you. She just like, I'm sorry that we have to break this down. But I know it's like a big thing. She did not grab you, ma'am.

Okay. Is it cool that she snapped the sunglasses off of your face? No, but you're not going to have to probably not write either. Aggressive. Aggressive. Equal to right. Aggressive. And scary.

And a lot of the reasons this might be good for Uber to do that is because you, people like Aaron exist. You don't mean you have to not, you have to be, I just saw this. So Uber's like, you took my phone, you had my fucking phone, you had my phone, why did you have my phone? Aaron's like, get away from me, Uber, get away from me right now and it was like, you took my phone, you had my fucking phone, you had my phone, why did you have my phone? Everyone's like, get away from me, Uber, get away from me right now. It was like, try me.

And so Aaron's like, speed walking away and like keeps, you know, trying to walk away and Uber won't let her. And Aaron's like, get away from me, I'm serious, get away. And Uber's like, try me, try me. It's just, no, I'm not going to try you. I just need to get away. And then the next week, it's like next time on Real Housewives of New York.

Woo! Woo! So I'm guessing it works out for the most part, but then Jussle and Aaron do continue to fight. But this is, this was a pretty significant episode because it shows the downfall of these two and it's really not good. Yeah, I think Aaron really shows her true colors and she should be embarrassed for herself.

She really should be because I mean, like, I don't fault her. I mean, her prank was stupid and it was executed poorly. But I fault her most for just not being like, a chill and like a friend and just saying, I'm sorry, when she's clearly pissed off her friend. Like it's just the easiest thing to do and instead she casts herself as the victim in all of it. No, it doesn't work that way.

If your prank goes wrong, you are not the victim. Sorry. Yes. Exactly. Well, it'll be interesting to see, we'll be doing crappy hour in a couple of hours and so it'll be interesting to see. We'll be doing crappy hour in a couple of hours. And so it'll be interesting to see what people thought of this episode, what people thought of that. I have not had time yet to run over to Reddit, which I love to go read everybody's comments and

see how they're reacting to that. But I was like, wow, give the woman a K. Like seriously, I think we need to have a special crap. By the way, I know I'm mentioning the crappies a lot this year is because they're in the new year. And we need to start thinking about that Ben, just for personal notes. I know. But I think we should have a special crappie award,

just a crappie in the shape of the letter K to give to Aaron to put it the beginning of her name, because I'm mortified that anybody would still be using coded language like that against a black woman on national televisions. It's pretty gross. Well, do better. I'm mortified, but I'm not surprised because it's a lot of work that needs to be done. No, I'm not surprised either. You know, and I just want to remind people that I know sometimes this show, this shows like we're just trying to make you laugh and we're trying to make each other laugh and have a good time with this show. And sometimes I get too angry with stuff and I get it, you know, but that is my level language.

But I do have to say, when I tell you something, fucking believe me, I've told you since episode one what we're dealing with on this show with Aaron. And I would just like to take a moment to end this show by saying TOTYA! I TOTYA! Motherfuckers! I TOTYA! We will see you tomorrow with some VeloDec down under and we'll see everybody tonight on KRAPHY, our and thank you for everybody who's on KRAPHY's on demand watching this on video. We will talk to you guys next time. Bye!

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