Watch What Crappens - RHOP: A Touching Engagement

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How you doing today? Sugar plum. Oh, I am great, sir. I am great. Thank you. How are you? I'm good. Today, we have an amazing season finale episode. I've realized what the show I'm going to cover about a great season and we've got I think a full

month of reunions coming up. So that's still firing on all cylinders. So I'm excited. I'm just excited for it in this weekend. I didn't do anything because we're still all stuck inside because this stupid coronavirus. Yeah. So I made a lot of bread things. I made anything I could think of with carbs in it and that was my week. So I feel great. Well, I do have an announcement for the audience. This is actually pretty important. I'm calling my lawyer. You're all going to jail. You're all going to jail. You touched me. You touched me. Touch me. Touch me. I want to feel your body and then you're going to jail. You're going

to jail, Tata. Wow, what a season fun all everybody. Seriously. So this, the clips of this have been going around for a week and everyone's like It's so much more fun that the violence quote unquote violence was with the men because yeah, you know Michael specifically yeah with Michael because Michael Chris is a fucker to like Chris is generally a fucker to but Michael Oh, you add you and you on the machine rose on the machine So softish There's a yeah, so there's a giant squirrel outside my window enormous. I've never seen such a big squirrel in my life Wow, that is a big squirrel that is like the Chris Samuels of squirrels over there. It's like hello. I would love a nut Literally so

of a nut. Literally. So yeah, Michael, I was very pleased with this because at first it looked like this big fight was going to be the product of editing. But then it was like just as satisfying as I wanted it to be. It was really great. It was a great way to end the season. Yeah, Michael just kept going and going and then went after production. Yeah.

He was like, he was, he was deranged lunatic. He, you know, Michael is a gift that keeps on giving. I, I really hope Ashin, Michael, come back next season because he just never seems to learn his lesson and there's something like deeply entertaining about that. I mean, it's not entertaining for the people who like have to deal with him. But I think for the viewer, it's kind of like this amazing font of head smacking behavior.

We're like, really Michael, you've been on this show for this, you've been on TV this many times. You still are surprised you're getting, you're getting caught on camera doing things. Well, actually nobody in this castler's they're a lesson. And it's really, it's a blessing

because Bravo has really been trying this thing where they're like, oh, he's changed She's changed, you know, Jackson's whole redemption season chefs whole redemption See all these people have all these redemption seasons where they're trying to convince us that they're Change, you know, whether it's getting a dog or getting a girlfriend doing whatever it is, you know It's like I'm a different person now. This one not doing that at all. You know, Michael's still cheating. Candace still screaming at people. Thing. Come at me. Or whatever she's saying. Karen's still just blatantly lying to everybody. Robin bearing one, one bearing, Robin, Robin again. Whoever's mistake that is, you know, you choose sides. But this is the mark of a great reality show is, uh,

learning, just not learning their lessons. Speaking of which, you did mention Jacks and this is something that happened after we were done recording, big news in the world of the Bravoverse. Jacks was fired from Vanderpump Rules on Friday. He's in a set. Yeah, Jacks for it. Bye, bye now.

Bye, enjoy your, enjoy going on to a low level reality show on WeTV, bye. Yeah, he's like stay tuned Yeah, I actually I think I said it on this show before maybe it was on social media My prediction is that they're gonna wind up on great American country with their own stupid ass show I guarantee they're gonna have a show it's be like oh We move to that we move to the country, we're having a baby, and we're building bassamets.

That's what our new life is. Bassamets full of Memos piercees. We're building them at a corn, at a corn. Yeah, it's gonna be some stupid ass thing. Yeah, and then that's not gonna work. And then they're gonna go to marriage boot camp. Yep, well, the money is definitely gonna run out. So that's gonna be interesting too.

The money is going up somebody's news. Okay, that is for damn sure. That someone's going to go to some very expensive drug. It's very, very expensive, very high class drug. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how his beverage company's going with Lance Bass. He was kicked off of it.

He was kicked out of it. Well, there we go. Yeah, during the high-converse season. Lance Bass kicked him of it. Well, there we go. Yeah, during all the controversy. He was a landspots kicked him out. I mean, that's really, then you've really failed. If you've been kicked out of an already failing beverage. If you've been kicked out of a landspots about a project, you're seriously lacking, sir.

Yeah, but he has something on his IG. He has some link to something that he does. He has some, I think a fitness thing he's working on now, which, you know, is great because he started doing that eight years ago with his fitness app. So, you know, it's good to see he's finally working on it again. Yeah, you know, it's really bad to be so happy when someone, someone, you know, kick someone with their down, you know what I mean? That's the smart, yeah, that's not a good,

that's not a good look. And I don't care, I don't care. I never claim to be a good person. I don't need you to think I'm a good person. I was just happy as fuck. I really was. I was like, bye, bye loser. And I just,

It happened on my birthday. It was great. I mean, like, thank you everyone for their birthday, messages and everything. It was so lovely, but nothing could compare to the joy that came from Jack's being fired on my birthday. That was really so special. And I'm also really looking forward

to his transformation into one of those celebrities, like James Woods type, that's like, you can't see anything anymore, everyone gets offended, you can't see anything anymore. Everyone gets offended. You can't see anything anymore. Meanwhile, he's the one who blocks everyone and sensors everyone. He even put up something someone in our group posted a thing he put up that was like, it was like a meme. I was like a teacher walked into a classroom and wrote the times table for

nine. It's a one times nine equals seven. And two times nine is 18 and three times nine is 27 and 36 went down the whole thing. And then the kids started snickering in class and the teacher said, you're snickering because I've put 1 times 9 equals 7, right? Well, that's a lesson, which is that you ignored all the things I did right. You only focus on what I did wrong.

That's your lesson. I'm like, listen, Jacks. First of all, you got a whole bunch of those times tables wrong. Okay, you didn't just get one times nine wrong. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven times nine wrong. And when a teacher does that, you get fired. Second of all, even if you did just get one thing wrong, the lessons should be, uh, not that like, whoa, it's me because you only focus on the bad things.

The lessons should be don't fuck up because people are going to judge you on it. So get your shit together. Also, your lesson should be shorter memes because that meme was really long. Like it was literally painful to get through it. Yeah, it really was. Well, I just like to congratulate all the other like really horrible people in Los Angeles who now have a chance at Vanderpump rules. I guess, you know, horrible douchebags or a dime a dozen and I can't wait to see who's picked. Yeah, Charlie from Phantom Prop rules, she posted something like at least time came fully employed

or something, because she and she and Jack. Yeah, she said, who am I? She's something like who am I? Someone who's employed. Yeah, and then Zach, the, the, um, Britney's gay who has the wig, he's like, who are you or something like that on the night? Who are you? Who? Oh, set up, set up Zach. You have fun hanging on hanger, okay?

Yeah, seriously. Stupid. Zach. You know, over the over the summer, uh, when the BLM protests were happening in LA, I was watching local news and he got right in front of the local news cameras and was like, he was, you know, he was like just like making statements and everything. It's like, of course, Zach is going to be the one to try to like make this BLM movement about himself. In LA. In LA.

He's like, there's a protest. I'll be right there. So any who's all, here we are with the real Housewives of Potomac where all of our horrible people are still gainfully employed. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Oh, that was a great way to start the show while I'm fired up. You are I feel good. I feel like I need to see great. Okay, so here we are. So everybody's getting ready for this big holiday party. Oh, no. Well, I guess everybody's definitely ready for this big holiday party. Oh no, well I guess everybody's decorating for Christmas. Yeah, Jacelle's tree trimming at home

and it's her first Christmas side and the new house side. Dad's coming, do you all feel like you're in the holiday spirit? No. So then Eddie and Wendy go on date night, take some and then we're at Abigail a main strip mall event space in Wherever wherever this location is it's the hottest club that can be found next to a sharper image You can have wonderful cocktails or get your phone fixed at the radio shack You can drop by for some art and chicken at Panda Express,

then Mosy on over to Abigail. Pizza pizza! So Robin is touring this event space, and there's a guy named Matthew who is, he has a very tight ponytail and eternal neck and a blazer, he's hilarious. And doing nothing but just being hilarious. It felt like he was torn between whether he wanted to look like Christian Slater

Or Adam Levine and then wound up with this look instead. Yeah, and he does this thing that I really love where he's just Bracking about the lights. He's like guys we've got lights in here, okay? We can make it look like holidays. We can make it look like dancing. we can make it look like it's snowing, I mean, lights guys, lights. We're very fortunate that the good people at Payla shoes left them here when we took over the space. So then the producers are asking Chisel if Juan's going to propose that night and she's like, I don't know why, I have to call Juan now. And so she calls Juan and she's like, how are you feeling?

How are you feeling? Juan, are you ready to do this? And they lose a connection. Yeah We're just sitting in the pool. Yeah, it is. It's kind of fitting. It's a metaphor for the whole relationship Yeah, so then we see a big fancy car Pull up and Monique gets out and she rings on a doorbell and definitely a much poorer person's house I just love it. She's fancy other therapist house slash office and I just love that she just shows up at this fancy house house. I'm fancy house car and

it's Esther for a therapist and I think one thing that I've started to do Ronnie I don't know about you but I've started to subtly compare therapist office decor on all these reality shows. Oh my God, Esther was a mess. I did too. I was looking at her. I was like, Esther, you need to work on your cords. Just go everywhere.

There's cords coming out from the shelves. There's cords coming from the ceiling. It's like the walls are bleeding cords, Esther. I know you like your electronics, but you were a therapist. And I don't trust you right now because you're cords. I, you know, she had a lot of cords, but I liked your little tables though. I thought there was something cozy about her space that I enjoyed. Well, I mean, you know what we would call that space lived in, okay?

It looks very lived in because there's cords everywhere. Other than that, yeah, very cute space. Well done, but cords. And today, actually, it's funny that you brought that up because I wasn't even going to say anything, which is a lie because my first note is too many chords. But I came into my office and did all my chords. I got little Velcro strips and I stripped all the chords. I love Velcro strips.

Yeah, and I put everything together and then I moved the computer back towards the wall and then all the chords popped out again. So you know what, I'm a hypocrite. You know what? I'm not doing my chords just yet because I decided to splurge and I bought an uplift desk, which is a standing desk, because I need to take care

of some of this chub because I'm not really willing to do the real work. So as long as we're sitting here, I might try to do some episodes while I'm standing. Well, I guess. But also, I figure I could get a better angle when we do when we do a video stuff too to be honest. Luxury is making somebody stand. You know only in fucking 2020 is someone making a luxury purchase to stand up instead of sit down. Okay. Luxury is sitting down. If I stood up I wouldn't be helping my chub. I'd be hurting my knees.

Well you know what I have to say I was also a little one over because the desk has a little hook that I can put my headphones on and it has a cup holder. So I was like, a desk with a cup holder for my coffee, I think I have to get it. So you got like the bark-a-loucher of desks. Kind of. I'm really excited for a bark-a-loucher of desks. But listen how shady uplift is, okay?

So they have like, first of all. Yeah, I should have known, like, is that fake enthusiasm? So it's like, it's like the Brittany of desks. It's like, come on in, how you can stand here? We have standing remotely, but you're really like it. It's really comfortable. But she refuses to admit that somebody just used her desk.

You want grommet? I can give you a grommet. So she, I'm saying she, but I, so I ordered it on Black Friday or Cyber Monday to get some, get a good deal on it. And I was like, cool, this is amazing. I can't put up with him getting this. And then two days later, they emailed me to say,

hey, by the way, we're back ordered and this isn't gonna ship until mid-February. I was like, you assholes. You knew it was back ordered. this isn't gonna ship until mid-February. I was like you assholes You knew was back ordered. How could you not like how do you not Present that it was so shady so I want everyone to know that if you want to get up lift desk. They're back ordered You tell them man I said you're going to jail man. Oh, I said, you're going to jail. You go in a jail. You touched me up, leafed. Okay. So Monique is at her therapist, Dr. Quartzhouse. And everybody by the way, goes to the therapist. I know. I have comments about the next day,

who are also there's a lot of therapy in this episode. So she goes to the therapist and we know that this is just for the cameras because she tells us, I've really been looking forward to this, which nobody ever says before they go to therapy. Like I've never heard that. So the therapist is like, we've kind of been exploring how you feel. Hold on, let me plug in this water fountain behind you. Yeah, so Monique's talking about how her appetite has been inconsistent and the lawsuits have turned her life upside down and

And so she says she feels very written off And it feels very hurtful because no one wants to be isolated so Esther's like All right, Esther. This is the moment you trained for many years for your therapists do your thing Reaching that tissue box and offer that tissue. Yes nailed it Esther She's like you know what you need walls down, okay? I don't know if you've noticed but also plugged in is the television where I watch the bachelor and every problem is that your walls are up Put your walls down Is that your Walter up? Put your walls down.

Lazy, put them down. Walls wrap, okay, you know what? The Walls wrap. So, you know, Monique's just saying, she's in a circle of women and she feels like she's always trying to have to prove to them who she is. And it's like, she always feels like she's in defense mode. It's like Monique, the reason why you probably feel like

you have to prove to them who you are, is because you always are like, like, she's always like sort of like fake, right? Like, there's something always like a little off with what Monique with when she talks about. She's always talking about the houses that she has. I mean, admittedly, they all do this, but she really kind of does it a lot,

and then she chilled out the season when she was pregnant, but it seems like pretty clear why she has to keep proving to them who she is, because she always seems like she's always trying to like Sell her oils or whatever with them, you know, well, I mean look a Therapeutic if I was a therapist on housewives. I would just say you're a real housewife. Of course you're fucked up Just don't hit people. Okay, that'll be $500 now Lee. Here's a tissue Here's an electric tissue that's been charging and something that's been plugged in

But we do get some we do get some like understanding of maybe why she acts the way I was just describing Here's an electric tissue that's been charging and something that's been plugged in. But we do get some understanding of maybe why she acts the way I was just describing, because she said that growing up, she came from a white area. And so no one wants to play with her because she was black and then she transferred to a black school. And she spoke so properly that they called her

and her sister white girls. So she felt like she never quite fit in, which probably is why she does all these things to like, you know Be like I've got a house. I got this. I got that because she's just you know yearning to fit in ultimately and now I feel bad for her And now I feel sad Yeah, and she's like well, you know what? Maybe you should write a letter to Candice and You know tweets don't count Yeah, don't treat don't have your cousin tweeted her her okay, yeah, and so then the producer asked her so now that you've been to therapy

Are you remorseful and she takes a long pause and she's like I'm remorseful for my actions But I'm not sorry for defending myself when I felt I needed to Yeah, nice work Esther my good job. Good job. That was deeply felt. So now we have Ashley with Baby Dane. It's time for his monthly photoshoot to prove how old he is. So he's gonna keep little outfits. He's gonna win over all the ladies now.

Now listen, I don't care what he looks like. I just wanna make him look like me. So could you put some rouge or something on his nose? So it looks like he's been drinking for seven years straight. That would be great. That would be great. And then ashes like bases up baby jeans little onesie and Michael's like, Hey, watches, you know what, then it's pretty big. It runs in the family. I'm like, Oh, please, please stop. No, I don't need to hear that from you about your baby. Yeah, well, it's nice to see that Michael's not just

disgusting to some people. He's disgusting to everybody, no? Yeah. So Ashley says that everything's been so much better between her and Michael since her family meeting last episode. We'll just have to take her word for it because it's only been an episode. She says so, she she said so I guess.

Yeah and he's like listen you look so good little baby we could go out together and the baby's like well you know what we're gonna need to do. Stop buying ITM. I need to make it rain deity. When we, when we, daddy I request a left dance. Can we maybe go into the champagne room if you know what I'm saying. When we have been said of champagne. I would prefer to have some breast milk. Wai-wai. You make all that strip club a teddy bar. I call it the great American buffet. Wai-wai. Wai-wai. Please remove your tassels. I don't want to break another gum. I'll tell you what's a lap dance. When I'm sitting in mommy's lap and she hits me on the back And I spit up a little bit now that's a lap dance

So they lay in down on the blanket and I have a little thing that says Five mom I can't stand those. I'm sorry. I cannot I know everyone does them I know I'm in the minority. I know I'm shaming like 75% of our audience It's me. It's not you guys. But like, I don't need to see, like if your baby is five months or six months, like I don't know, it drives me nuts. And also stop carving that shit into your door, okay?

You know, they're like, look at you, you're five months, he's this high now. And then they carve it into the door frame. You know, well, what if I want to rent that house later? And now I've got your damn baby's thing. If I was a parent, I would measure three feet up the door frame, you know, well, what if I want to rent that house later? And now I've got your damn babies thing. Car, if I was a parent, I would measure three feet up the door frame and then I would carve a little line in it and then right next to it, I would say, old enough to get a job, old.

Okay. Old enough to get a job, old. That's how old you are. You're old enough to walk and complain. You're old enough to work, okay? Find my phone factory and get on it. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like I know people are just so happy they've got their baby. It comes from a place of deep love and joy and I'm just not I guess there's just a part of me that's

like you know what it's just like it's always the same photo. It's always like oh you arranged five out of pebbles always always. Oh well I'm different because I you know love babies and stuff. It was a cat. I'd be like oh my god how wonderful that cat's five months old. Yeah I'm like look at you you have a baby in a bar. Like sweet home Alabama. Okay so Ashley they take pictures and Ashley's like well I told you about that wig shift party. He's like wig well, I told you about that Wig Shift party. He's like, Wig Shifting. He was a Shifting Wig party. Is she shifting her Wigs?

I don't get it. Is anyone laughing out there yet? My nose is purple at this point, by the way, my nose is purple. I actually have bubbles coming out of my face like a cartoon from Disney. So. He does look like.

How wrong with him. He looks like he's got leprosy on his face. He looks like Mars. You know, like he just has like red. Elon Musk is going to land on him. He needs to be terraformed. So, um, uh, so anyway, so they're talking about Candice getting upset about Monique being invited to the Wigshift party and Michael's like, well Candace gets to be a victim for another day. That's good for her. Hey touch me. Hey touch me. He's going to jail. I'm suing you baby. That's right. You're going to jail, baby. Anyway, so I was saying, Candice gets to be another victim for a day. Not wrong, you know, but he's still Michael. But not wrong, but still Michael.

And Ashley's like, well I think Michael might just still be upset that Candice tried to rake him over the calls last night. Q the clips, Q the clips. Michael made a comment about wanting to suck a sausage. Yeah. So, um, people like that all the time, they never try to nose, oh, they're talking about the candy, Michael's like a candy. Yeah, he's like Chris. And Chris, and Chris, that host of been, you know, whatever his name is, there's people like that, they don't want to get to know what the people.

I'm like Chris Samuels, who's always wanting to know what the smaller people are up to when our smaller little villagers will come in and ask who stole his golden goose and how do we feel about this little bean stock climber who took it? You know that sort of thing. And I bring him all the breads and the eggs and the bottle of milk and in return he protects me from all the bad people. And now she's like, speaking wine, why does family get proposed? Get out of here, it's not possible. Someone's pulling your leg. That man will not do that.

It's just something I know. I've said too much already about something I don't know, I think I'm drunk. Yeah, what are you saying? What do you know? I can't say anything. I will not say it. I will simply incendiate that he's fucking a lot of people on national television and then call him my best friend. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just going to zip my lips shut and then swallow the key, but maybe I might pretend that key is something else because you know when we talk about one, I've said too much, or I've said too much.

What an asshole. Oh my god. Okay, so then, I've close up on a point, Settie Alief. Love the artistic Christmas expression, and we're at nails and wax with Candice and her mom Dorothy. That sort of sounds like what their cop show would be called. Nails and wax. I'm Detective Nails and I'm Officer Wax. It's like a show on Acorn. Do you ever watch that British channel? I've heard of Acorn, but you're the first one who's ever said it's like a show on Acorn. I don't know if anyone who's watched Acorn, but I'm into I like, I like Acorns.

It's British shows. And it's hilarious because all the detective, I watch all the detective shows, you know, and they've all got something like that. It's like, is it detective? But she's in the roaring twenties. She's a flavor. Yeah, or there's a detective,

but there's two detectives. But they like gardening. Zena, the warrior princess, has a detective thing, and her theme is, she loves to bike breed I love that well that's the thing is that that's what like a lot of mystery novels are like right there always like some twist on On like it's not just always detective. That's usually some some person who's like I work in a one-hour photo booth, you know And 1985 yeah

Yeah, so it's like that. It's these two but but nails and wax. They're solving crones, but getting waxed. So they go in and they're just getting along great now. They're talking about how Candace is looking for her house for her new children that she's going to have. And the mom is being so nice. You know, she keeps her purse on the floor. So that's great. That's so nice of her to do that. And so nice. I've heard a pretend to tolerate her purse on the floor. So that's great. That's so nice of her to do that. And that's so nice of her to pretend to tolerate her daughter for the scene. That was a nice button. Yeah, so they're talking about Candace has been

in such a huge funk ever since the wig party. And she thinks she made a huge mistake by looking up to Karen as her mother figure. And then we see a flashback of Candace at her own anniversary party saying like, of course I have to give a shout out to like the two most important women in my life, my mother. And of course Karen Yuger, which is like, I just, I think it's hilarious that she did that and then she expected anything other than this outcome to happen.

Yeah, yeah, that's not my. So you're like, my mother is abusive. You're just like my mother. Yeah, that's true too. Um, and the mother is like, I can't wait till you have a baby. I can do this.

I can do this with you. Help you. She's like, you are not moving into my house, mother. You're just paying this time. Well, you, well, whatever you want me to do. Oh beautiful. Come over and give up your kids. Like listen a dark wind Dorothy says that she's going to kidnap your kids. Don't take that as a joke. Yeah. She literally will. Okay so then we go over to Karen She's packing because she's gonna go to hsn

I'm gonna be on TV. I love when people say that when they're already like on TV as they say it I'm gonna be on TV television So she's gonna sell her a lot of Dom, and my man is recognizing me as a partner in this marriage now. Who are? And then we get a clip of her going, Ray, I just want you to say thank you for soldering up. Thank you for soldering up.

Oh Ray, everything sold Ray! Ray! Well, I was very disappointed with my Wigship party. I didn't like the girls in their behavior. I mean, I would never ambush Candace. What I would do is surprise her with someone she wasn't expecting to see, but totally different thing. And then we see the texts, because she's got all this proof of a timeline, right? It's like the JFK, JFK assassination. She's like, it's a timeline, Ray. One little piggy went to market and that was you, you dirty boy. And then I texted with Monique. So basically these texts show her, well, the texts are hilarious. Did you press pause to read the text? I actually didn't. I didn't even occur to me, but

I should have. Just how they say, because she's like, well, listen, I understand 430 only gives us about 30 minutes, but we could TV together. And the important thing is your support was such good TV together. Good TV together. Yeah. And well, maybe it's Monique who said that. And I care, one the other one says, yeah, well, I spoke with them and they said that they will be sure to hold anyone if necessary I'm not playing around so I guess that's Karen. I can't no that's Monique them. Okay guys I'm confusing myself and you okay

So Karen was the one who said the first one then Monique says no problem I spoke with them and they said they'll be sure to hold anyone if necessary And then Karen says, appreciate it. Hope you can come at four, because then I have to get ready for the party. And so these are her proof. And then we see another text later where she's texting Candice and Candice is saying,

what time did you want me there again? And she says 6'30. Hmm. Yeah. And I've been to the backwards to make sure that they were not there at the same time. I texted four to one and six and each the other. I've been to the backwards.

It was so difficult. I have been a stellar backbending friend to Candace. So she's modeling her jacket for Ray and Ray's like, looks good. We can take a bath or a ray. So two two days later then Karen's on HSN and She says the things that we all want to hear when we think about Karen and her fragrance I actually squirt here and I squirt there and I put on a honey on a date I put it behind the heel I squirt here there and everywhere squirt squirt Someday date days I put it behind the knee cap

I've been there. I've been there 29 years. You might want to follow that tip. Do you smell that fragrance? What does it smell like to you? Are you about to say, Corn, that's all the other around the world? Yes! Man, Karen really is kinky. I've never had a man try to fuck my knee bend,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. It's commercial. So now, therapist office number two, Robin and Juan walk in. And because it's Robin and Juan, it's a much more drab office. There was like some strange flirtle-lea art. It was like multiple flirtle-lea's, range and one giant diamond, and they were all on their side.

Did you notice that? I did, I didn't. I noticed the blinds. Hmm. Yeah. That all those two. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, like the, the just very basic lows blinds. I was sad for this therapist because I liked Erica. I liked her too. I felt bad. So, um, it was one and Robin in therapy. So, uh, I guess, I don't know if you've heard the story about how they met, because I hadn't heard it before, except every single season.

Well, Juan's parents died and then he moved in and then my parents said that he was like family and then we got married and then divorced. And you know, you look mad that he wasn't very present when I was pregnant. And he was like, what are you talking about? Like with the second one? And she's like, well, let's just say you weren't very hands on ever when they were infants.

And he's like, you know what? I wish you would stop doing this. Just keep it real. Okay. Don't act like our marriage was awesome because it wasn't awesome. She's like, yeah, I didn't say that. I didn't say that one. Yeah.

And so the therapist is like, whoa, whoa. And so he was like, well, she could be a better wife. And Rob was like, well, I was at a point where I didn't even want to fight for my marriage. I mean, divorce just came or easy. So I fought for divorce. And then Juan says how it was very lonely for him out on the road.

And he wasn't in a good place. And he says, this is why our marriage. one says how it was like very lonely for him out on the road and he wasn't in a good place and He says like this is why our marriage is like it just it wasn't there because I didn't do my part and Yeah, the wall up, but you know why he didn't do his part because Robin had a wall up guys It's all because of Robin's walls And so she's like, well, what were you getting when you were cheating? Was it just about sex? And he's like, what every woman wants to hear? No, it wasn't just sex.

It was romance and love. Like, fiction. Walk it back. Why? Weekly Presence. Breakfast. A joke here or there. He's like, no, it was a deep, deep love.

Okay, are we done here? Then he goes but Robin's always been there Like just may hear sound like the door mat That's like you know you go out and life's adventures and you see the world you see the eye for the tower You go to Rome you go to Cape Town you Visit Saudi Arabia and then you come back and there's your reliable door, Matt, just waiting for you. There's that old tree in the backyard.

Just always there to give you comfort and shade, equal amounts. So she says that she's proud of him and the therapist's like, well, can you tell him, please just tell him to his face and she'll look, and then they cry and stuff. Yeah. It's nice. So then, um, it's nice. It's nice. Yeah, look, you know, like everyone makes mistakes. You two crazy kids are going to go out and again.

Good for you. Good for you. So now we have Cal calling Jazelle. Um, uh, and he's like, what do you got to? She's like, oh, I'm just getting ready for the party. Yeah, and he goes, what party? She goes, Cal, don't play with me. You know you're my date to the party.

And then afterwards, we hop on a plane to get free refills in Arizona. Zah. Now listen, if you want those free refills, I'm going to need you to dress like it's St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. I'll call up my friend, Shannon Bedouard-Raw, and you can wear her jacket, duh, to this event, duh. That was Shannon Bedouard's Ireland jacket that he wore, so funny. Okay, so then, Juan and Robb and they're getting ready and Robb is like, how do I look, son?

And he's like, uh, wear your boobs out. She's like, what? She's like wearing mylar. So now we're in a limo and Candace is with, uh, or a car or whatever. And she's with Chris, the driver to this event, and she tells the driver, um, I'm just gonna warm up my voice once, so don't be alarmed. Like, please stop sounding like Jurassic Park, then he won't be alarmed. So is she excited for tonight? She's like, I cannot believe Robin would even ask me to sing. I mean, it's so much added pressure.

I, you know what, I don't need to be talking. I do not need to be talking. Oh, and speaking of talking and yelling, I'm not yelling tonight. He's like, well, why would you yell? And she's like, I'm thinking about the Karen shit. I'm thinking yelling tonight. He's like, well, why would you yell? I'm thinking about the Karen shit. I'm thinking about Karen. We should have her sing like every night. So that way she minimizes how much she talks. Yeah, it didn't work. So yeah, it didn't really work. Yeah, you're right. Well, that's because she did her singing earlier in the evening. Okay. So I think that's my theory. So yeah, she's so Candace is still in the process of

turning this stupid wig-shift thing into like a full betrayal of her, which is so Candace, and she's like, you know, the text says 630, but Karen called me and told me to come between 515 and 530. Like, well, yeah, I mean, I just feel like, why are you surprised that Karen is so shady? Like, like, everyone knows and everyone sees that Karen is shady. So where's the shock here? No, I don't think that her story stands up at all. I mean, I think Karen is shady and she does lie all the time, but Karen told Monique 430 and she told you 5 and she told Monique she couldn't spend much time because she had to get ready. So- That's true too.

What's the big deal? You're still not proving any kind of case, Gander. Of course. As usual. It's an ongoing theme with the legal system. Yeah, and she's like, well, I need a face to face. I feel played. And then we go to Abigail.

Back to Abigail. The lights. Look at those lights. Is this snowing? Oh my god, those lights are amazing. I thought it was snowing out here So Cal arrives in his Shannon Bedore jacket and then um Everwell, you know everyone starts arriving basically and just I was like one better asked tonight He better be engaged by the morning.

And Jamal, by the way, isn't there? The reason why she brought Cal is because Jamal has, you know, he is at Saturday night and he has to be in the pulpit tomorrow morning. So and apparently he's not very good at catching flights on time, you know. Also he's probably boning someone. Yeah. Yeah. And Chazelle, who is still totally not jealous of Monique at all, wears Monique's fish tank tubing around her neck to the party. I'm like, could you be a little less obvious?

Her fish tank tubing took me a moment. I was like, wait, was that a look? I was like, oh, yes. Yeah, she's fully like, there are some dead fish in Monique's house right now, and she has no idea why. He couldn't get their ox gym. So, so Ash and Michael show up and Ash is all suspicious about Jamal not being there, et cetera.

And Michael's talking about, I guess, he's talking about Dean and he's talking about how he just wants to enjoy every single moment with him Which is why he'll be bringing Dean to the next trip club not a second lost not a second lost memories forever And then Michael starts giving just else shit about her guy not being there and he's like well Listen if he's in Atlanta, that's not where you are you are here He is in Atlanta if he was here He could you touch me Jamal who's not here. I'm gonna say that to him possibly at some point tonight Michael's actually not necessarily wrong. I have to say oddly enough. I kind of do feel like

I mean, yeah, he just got this big job that I've landed. I just feel like Jamal has done so many wrong things that yes, you could take the argument like, look, he just got this big job. If they want to get together, you know, they go, but Jizelle is like her job pertains to her location and her daughters are there. I think it's up to Jamal to come to Potomac. Yeah, Jesus is everywhere.

Like there's plenty of Jesus, okay? You can find Jesus somewhere. So she's like, well, I'm not bringing Jamal around him ever And so Ashley's like it is caring coming. Did you see her text? Oh, text Dear Siri my flight from period HSN and Freud A was delayed due to mechanical problems I've been at the airport all day, I've just landed in T.C. flew to Hawaii, back to T.C. around the bend, around the bend, and I don't know if I'll make it to the party, do not forget behind the knees, I've been at this 29 years.

Well, unfortunately we got a little sidetracked in Morocco where we have to smuggle some people out of the country before the Nazis come. It's like Karen you're now talking Casablanca Well, I've been manning seven children six or seven children who are entering a singing competition Well Unfortunately, there's a little bit of a revolution going on You see there was this once this prostitute and then had a daughter, and then there's this police officer, she's in this other gentleman, and we just have to be there to make sure

Jean-Margène is saved. I don't know what else to say. Arrested for stealing bread. Can you imagine? Mm-hmm. I can't imagine if someone's little more bread ought to be killed by the big-bed giant. Okay, so then we see a clip of when Robin was going, yeah, oh, I was fast forwarding.

Okay, this is what happened. I was fast forwarding and I've just pressed play and you just hear, he said, yeah, I want to talk his dad. I love this show. I love that you could just fast forward and press play at any moment and be in love with this show. Yeah, it's true. So now Michael is over at the bar and he, uh, he tells us that he doesn't do liquor anymore ever since his great crazy night at the MGM casino, uh, because that's how we go on to trouble last time. So now, Lika, what so ever? Got to. He said I was so can't stick. Look, I just want to say Robin I'm not causing any trouble tonight. This is your night and yes, Candace the sink for you That was much of you

She's like, I think what was nice of me was inviting you here Yeah, so so Candace enters and Michael looks uncomfortable they keep showing footage of him like looking around all uncomfortable and upset, you know? And so the women are talking about Karen, how she's trying to avoid them with all her like, quote unquote, engine troubles that she's having, getting back up to Potomac, et cetera. Yeah, and Candice is like,

she doesn't want to be here because everybody in this group is gonna hold her to that fire. And then Wendy comes and she's in a Chanel Ferbera thing. Yeah, it's not. Just because I said Chanel on it does not mean that it's amazing. So Michael meets Eddie for the first time. And then they're like, I think he's with Juan and Eddie. Or someone is like, oh you've never met Eddie before?

Like, oh you were gonna at that, you were not that Chris and Candice is an anniversary party and he's like, why would I go to that? If I wanted to deal with some assholes, I would've come down here with YouTube, huh? Oh, that's right, get it. If I wanted to deal with assholes, or I'd be back at the strip club.

Why? No, I'm saying. So Chris comes over and says hello and blah, blah, blah. Okay, so then Candice is like, um, so this is your party and your event, Robin. So how do you feel about Karen not coming? And she's like, well, I feel fine because she tried to throw one under the bus the other day. And when he's like, yeah, at that moment, I felt like one's wife. Like, I wanted to jump over the table.

And Robin's like, it was a deflection. That's all it was a deflection. Yeah, Wendy base is like, it's just this is what Karen does. And she's not your friend. And she's fake as hell, you know? And then we cut to Michael just at the bar saying, excuse my, my I have another corona. Nier, it's not Lika, it's Bia.

Nothing to go wrong, nothing could possibly go wrong tonight. I'm drinking beer. So then Ashley is over in a corner talking to Giselle and of course it's Ashley. So the first thing she does is like, Michael and I had a discussion about Robin and Wine getting engaged and he said something but I don't know really what he was saying, but more so, he was surprised. And I was like, oh, okay.

This isn't straight up, this is shit talking, just because you said more so. Yeah. And just I was like, does Michael know something that I don't know? Michael needs to spill the beans, or Michael needs to stop. So she goes up to Michael and pulls him over.

And Ashley's like, well, we were just recapping. We were just waiting for him. wait, before he gets pulled over, they cut to Michael. Once again, doing his crazy, like, he just walks up to some guy named James. Hi, I'm honest to meet you, looking good. I want you to suit. Yeah.

Always doing his like pseudo flirting with the other guys. Yeah, he does a lot about it this party. Yeah, so they bring bring just all over and just else like, well, Ashley was saying that you feel they're never going to get married. And he's like, well, I love this guy in board the way. Jacelle, we have a very special relationship.

We're all just ill. We have a very special relationship. But I want to know about that. Tell me about the specialness. Well, I just asked one, is this his big night? And he said, it's just a normal night. Gosh, Michael, you look really handsome tonight. And I said, one, stop it.

Stop it, you're making me blush. He says, I can't help it, Michael. Sometimes the sun, the moonlight hits your eyes. And I can't help but stare into them. And I said, one, stop, stop. Let's not let this special bond Take over our lives one And it ended with one saying I love you, you know, I said I'm not gay. How do you say they never say that again?

So he's like well, you know, he's been reluctant to previously commit Easily now and she's like well, I'm gonna check on him are the fish breathing. They are not But I'm getting plenty of oxygen around my neck. So she goes off to you find whoever to see that one's officially gonna do this or not and ask you say come on Michael I'm sorry but I had to clear the air it would have weighed on me. Well why would I tell him what I know? Well she's like well she's like are you gonna tell me do I have to grow a dick and then you'll tell me? Actually, yes, they would be lovely. Thank you Listen, I wish you would grow dick so I could grab your butt and then say I'm not gay bro Not gay at all

That way I could grab your butt and say why can't people take a joke? It's just a funny thing one man touching another man's buttalk okay hey you talk to me go on to jayol so let's see so Shereza rise Sasa Sasa Tha Thana on a Heavable Ward It's beginning to look a lot like Sasa Is it knowing him here?

Is that a snow? Is that a snow? It's just a light sherees, is that a snow is that a snow? It's just a light sherry. Oh, is that a no? No, that's a light to you. If that a no Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all just a shot So Robin gets up to give a speech. No, not a speech to introduce Candace for her go-go remix of ICU and song dedicated to all the intensive tear words cross the nation and Wantus is sweating it, you know, he looks so nervous because his big moments coming up his big moment in the song So Candace gets up to sing and the music is really low and

Yeah, so turn it up a little louder please. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh So the music finally comes up and she finishes thank God everyone cheers mostly cuz you know it's done and then Robin is like all right everybody. I don't know if I've said this yet, but it's an open bar Enjoy because we haven't pointed out that every chance she gets Robin goes. Oh, this is an open bar Hey guys, you want to drink? It's an open bar. Hey guys. It's an open bar Just shading the shit out of campus the whole time. That's true. That's true. So, um, uh, say then what I want to say, I want to say something. Um, Robbins been my rock and my, my, my mountain for some of the years and, um, she's a story like, I don't know if you heard the story, but like I lived with her in 1996.

And then we got together and the first one wasn't so good, but I won't, I don't know if you heard the story, but I lived with her in 1996, and then we got together, and the first one wasn't so good, but I won't propose. So he gets down on any, and everyone's like, what? And when he goes extra crazy, and won't stop screaming, and then goes up to them,

and just starts touching them. I know, just so I'll have to actually clear her away. She's like, give them room, give them room. We need to have wide shots So he's like Robin I tried this once before it didn't work out. I was young and dumb and I reshaped you so much and Like every door mad in my life You're very welcome to me. So I want to try this Did she say yes, did she say yes? Did we get confirmation on did she say yes? And she says like, oh, thank you Lord.

Ah, chicken to say now crocodile done the yacht. Did you just hate it because you wanted one to yourself? I think you did. Yeah. So one one looks like he's about to cry. He goes he goes up to, I'm not one, sorry Michael. Michael goes up to one and he's like, now Michael is by the way drunk, very drunk at this point. He looks like he's about to cry and he's like, you know, all the shit dead happy and so I've stayed true to you. I have seen, I have been like a perfectly round hand supporting your buttock.

I have been there for you. This whole time and once like, you don't have to tell me that Michael, I know, I know. It's like, all right, let's do a shot, a shot for the newly betray that I just tried to fuck over on national television. That's right. I said no liquor, but what could what could go wrong with one shot for the newly betrayed and masher's like, oh, are you gonna be okay? He's like, listen, it's all right. Warn, you're an engaged man. You're an engaged handsome man.

Who? All of you. And Warn's like, well, I've done this before, and he's like, where's you know how they do it? He used to create family, friends, and a bachelor party in Vegas. Hey! He's like, let's have this like crazy like goblin laugh He like curls his shoulders over like all him and he's like

To No cameras this time So then the girls are cheer cheer Zing and she's like to 20 ya 20 ya What a year it's going to be yeah, yeah, what a year is going to be. Yeah, what a year. And then they put out some shots for Karen because she can't be there. But uh oh. Guess what? The hero comes down and she's with Detective Ray, the detective who's, who's assistant has soju donned for him.

He's here to solve all the crimes. And his fedora. Oh, four piggies went to market. You're getting there, Ray. You're getting there, Soma. So Chisel and Chisel and Chisel are talking. And Chisel's like, well, she said she was delayed. Plain issues.

She's been trying to ambush Chal. Candace with Monika. And it's like you're doing dirty shit. And she just can't handle the pressure. And Chisel's like, of course not. She's batshit crazy. Quarth not. Of course not. She's batshit crazy. Quarthe not. Of course not.

Okay. Is that myth, though? So it's a great walks into the party with Karen and he goes, it's the party, baby. Like yesterday. Did you forget where we're going? Detective Ray. Detective Ray on top of it. He's like, I thought we're gonna see Abigail.

So Karen tells us that she really wants to, even though she missed the proposal, she really wants it to come because this is a moment for Robin. Robin doesn't get a lot of moments. She doesn't get a lot. Doesn't get a lot of moments. No, sorry. I was cracking up with that.

Yeah. Robin don't get a lot of moments. Mm. Mm. And now Michael get a lot of moments. Mmm. Mmm. And now Michael has his shirt coming up because we all know that when someone's getting sloppy, the first thing that happens is that their shirt gets on top. You know what, Michael does.

Yeah. Michael does every single time. It's so funny. So Karen goes over to congratulate Robin and Jizzel is watching with Sheree and she's like, she is the worst star. The worst star. Yeah. So the ladies all sit down and Karen comes over and

say, Oh, I wouldn't miss this tonight. And as she's like, so you're playing right, check, oh, mechanical problems. It was eight in the morning. I did this one thing. Then bend of the knee, had to get that ready and then got back on the plane didn't come back to the plane. Went to Honolulu, and then I need some kids. They were going to win the competition, but we had run from some Nazis and here I am I rerouted the plane for you into what friends do with my right is what friends do Robbins what friends do when Amelia Earhart says hello. We saw her in the air We we've high from plane to plane and Robbins like well to be honest I thought that you don't want to be here because of what happened last week

Well, I have to set this example because you guys are already forgiven. When he's like, we're forgiven. And Ash is like, well, why did you leave so abruptly from your party? He's just, well, I had a dinner date. And by the way, you guys owe me a dinner date because I went to Kentucky Fried Chicken instead of the date. You all had meeting at 4 Kentucky Fried Thos and a biscuit. So there, ha ha ha ha. What did that even mean?

What did that mean? I mean, literally, I think she was trying to be like, funny and chill about it, but it's like, it made no sense. Robin's like, um, so you decided to schedule a dinner date for when you were going to see us? Yes, why not? And when she's like, yeah.

But you didn't know you were going to leave early from your event. So why would you schedule a dinner date at that same time? I was like, cause I wanted to eat my husband when he is. I'm all right. And just I was like, well, it seems like you knew that everyone had connected the dots that I set up and actually connected for them. Realize that you invited Monique and Candace early at the same time and you decided not to deal with it. Yeah and Candace is like remember you called me remember you called me and Karen's like yes I said I wanted you there early and then I moved you back because I had

Monique come early and she's like but what if I came at five what if I came at five. I'm just like well you wouldn't do that and she's like why not why wouldn't I come at five? She's like, well, you wouldn't do that. And she's like, why not? Why wouldn't I come at five? And she's like, you set them up, Karen. You set them up, Karen. And she's like, I told you guys, so we're both invited. Which is a lie. And when she's like- Like, in Bortgly didn't- Yeah, she's like, you did not say that. She's like, listen, I don't have to say everything to you.

You guys are just coming at me now. Yeah, bottom line, you guys did not meet at my party, and that is because of me because I took the effort to make sure you did not overlap even though I tried to make you overlap and then I said no, you shan't overlap. Yeah, she did. She did make sure that they didn't overlap. I mean, you guys can say whatever you want, the texts are there, okay?

Yeah, the point is they didn't overlap and it's fine, right? And so Candace is like, Candace goes, it's because I was late and she goes, well, I would have made adjustments, just like it is a Wink Shift party, after all, we make adjustments and shifts. And Candace is like, she's either lying or just delusional, and neither of those work for me. So then Mike is with the guy, Michael is with the guys,

and he's like, oh, look at this guy, he's the sick and best main to whon, you're very good looking by the way. And I am not gay. And the guy's like, hey listen, I'm not assuming anything. Yes, you better not fucking assume that. All right, now that is my hand on your butt. But it is not a gay hand, so it is not. It is not a gay hand, I just want to compare. Sometimes I want a can of buttocks become more supple than ones, so I have to feel some other ones for just for comparison. It's more of an academic when it comes to these things.

So back with the girls' care, I was like, well my hope is that we can just all come together and Monique can speak her truth and whether that's an apology, whether it's wondering whether oxygen thing and her fish tank went, whatever it is, I hope that she speaks her truth. And Candace is like, what's her truth? What's her truth? That she's working to fix things in herself. And she goes, well, she can't be doing that when she's on social media at the same time, flying and perpetuating bullshit and saying she's not remorseful.

I'm like, okay, Candace, you are the social media monster out of all of them. So I know you're not saying that. And she's like, well, she did tell me, she's sorry. And she's like, oh, well, the two of you are just, you know, drinking this bullshit ass coolate and you know better, Karen, you know better. And Karen's like, the truth will come out. What truth? You were there, you suck, Erin.

Yeah, suck. And our Candace is screaming and yelling at a part. Yeah, yeah. And she's, well, the best part is that she's screaming and yelling while she's also saying, you saw a bitch get mad and attack me because she has no self-control. I'm like, ma'am, you are yelling at the party right now

about self-control, so. Yeah, good. So then back with my- This is what everything tips. Yes. So then back with Michael and Chris Mike Chris is sitting at the bar right facing like the bartender and Mike comes up behind him And he's like you need to control your wife man, or aren't she's not good for us and Chris because Michael you need to get the fuck out of my face

And Mike goes shut the fuck up in listen to what I'm saying. And Chris is like, what? Because by the way, what Michael said is so rude. It is so rude and it's rude to say it to Chris. It's rude to say it about like about women. And it's just like rude and totally unmerited and obnoxious. And honestly, Chris had every right to be like, shut the, he's like, get the fuck out of my face. He had every right to say that.

And I kind of loved that Chris immediately just like popped off on and like, get the fuck out of my face. He had every right to say that, and I kind of loved that Chris and Mealy just like, popped off on and like, get the fuck out of my face. And then Michael's like, shut the fuck up and listen to what I'm saying. And Chris is just like, what? I thought this was Chris's finest moment to be honest. Because he basically, he did not attack Michael. He just sort of like, turn around and was like,

oh, you're gonna try this. And he had to sort of hand very gently on Michael's punch. It was like a very gentle touch, which I appreciated. And then of course Michael has his hands up. And he's like, he's like, you're touching my, you're touching my, you're touching my, you're touching my. Well Chris got up and like turned around and put his fist on Michael's stomach

and started moving him back, right through the bar. And Mike's like, oh, what are you touching me? You're touching me, you're touching me, I'm sorry, you're touching me. I'm out. You're touching me. Nice. And then he's gonna start screaming for security. And then we get a commercial.

And then we come back and he's still screaming. You're touching me. You're touching me. You just touch me. And then we get a replay of it. You're touching me. You're touching me. Michael, the inappropriate toucher for the past five seasons.

I think he was just like really excited to be able to queue someone else of being a toucher because he's always the one who gets it. I think he was just like, I finally get to do it. Yes, because they were all saying last year you can't touch people in this to that, which also was different because that's like sexual harassment. Michael. Right. But like, Michael who during in that reunion said,

people just can't take a joke, you know, like in Australia, people get a joke, but yeah, you can't make a joke. So now he's being touched in a way that makes him uncomfortable. Oh God, this starts a whole Michael hypocrisy segment. It's so funny. So he's like, you can't touch me.

You're going down, you're fucking idiot. And he's so happy, like he's smiling really big Yeah, and his arms are up and Wendy by the way Wendy stands up But she's like get Eddie out of that shit. He's got on white. He can't be playing with his voice So I've had a lot of money for that place. So Ashley and Candace both go to their bed, right? So Ashley's like what happened what happened and he's like think I hit me Ashley, Ashley's like, what happened? What happened? And he's like, think, go ahead, hit me.

You hit me. He pushed me. Who? Chris, whatever his name is. Who? That guy who has an unsuccessful restaurant and no business. He's like, your restaurant closed.

Like, you're going on. Sorry. Sorry, I tried to just book a table at Oz and it said closed for two years. So then Ash is like, Ashleys like, then she goes after a candidate, she goes, oh you want to talk shit about Monico? So Monico knows how to control, but what do you have?

What do you have? What do you have? You want to cry when your wife gets hands put on her, but acting by your friends and like, oh, ah. And Canvas is like, hold on. She starts waving her finger at Ashleys. like, who do you think you're talking to? And then Michael is being held back, my production, because he's terrible.

But he's the sort of person. Michael's also the sort of person that if he knows being held back, and he knows that there's security there, then he'll be extra like, ah, because he knows that he's safe, you know? So he'll act extra aggro as if he were gonna fight, but if there's no one there to hold him back,

he'd be running to the street. Yeah, and Candace is like, you wanna touch me, Michael? I, motherfucker, dare your ass. He's like, oh, he's laughing. He's like, I'm calling my lawyer, Rotten App. You're going to jail. You're going to jail, hamburger.

And Candace is like, call him in. Just call him. Hi, he's going to jail. You're going to jail. You bold, he had a prick. I'm like,. And campus is like, Call him in, just call him. Hi, he's going to Jail. You're going to jail. You bold-headed prick. I'm like, Michael, you're bald. You're bald, too. It doesn't work that way.

It's like if I said to Roddy, like, I was shut up. You stupid bravo podcaster. It's like, I am one, too. So Ashi's like, calm down. Please one two so as she's like calm down Please calm the fuck down right now and then Wendy's just screaming And then security comes up to pull Michael back and And he goes and he goes he'll all yeet. He's like club security

By the way also what's disgusting is the amount of entitlement on display by Michael like it's actually Idiot's because unfortunately I get this weird feeling that what we see playing out here, it's like we, like he doesn't get away with it in this episode, but unfortunately I feel like I see him pulling the shenanigans in so many other parts of his life, and it's like bullshit,

because he is like, I'm going to, you're going to jail, you're going to jail. Like that is like just like the epitome of like obnoxious entitlement right there. Fucking Michael. He's like, that man, trust me security person. Now that is not my hand on your ass, no, no, why are you looking at me like that?

So security goes to take Chris out to the hallway. And Candace is like, what the fuck? And Chris is like, I didn't even do anything. And he's like, that Michael tells Ashley that low life redneck touched me. He touched me. It wasn't about me. He's not about me.

He touched my. And he goes, I'm a respected businessman. And that guy's touching me. Maybe he forgot that I had a scene earlier this season when I told my wife I couldn't talk to it because I had a meeting at 1 p.m. and at PowerPoint, that was do I'm a businessman. And then Chris is like every chance he gets, he at 1 p.m. and at PowerPoint that it was due, oh, I'm a businessman. And then Chris is like every chance he gets,

he talks down to a woman. He will never do it to another fucking man because he's a bitch. I was like, actually, he did just do it to a man. Now, I'm saying, I'm not saying that. Like, when you just talk down to women by saying he's a bitch, I'll go on. Yeah, he is an asshole, but yeah, it's really great.

I think Chris is in the right here, but he is also like, he's, he's tri- I don't think Chris is in the right here, but he is also like, he's, he's tried. I don't think Chris is in the right. I think that Michael does talk down to women and he doesn't do it. Well, he's right about that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But then he goes, because he's a bitch, I'm like, oh, but now you just kinda did it. Yeah, yeah, I know. I thought you were in the right by like, pushing Michael or whatever. And he's like, you can disrespect your wife all you want, but don't do it to mine and then Karen's like oh? I can't I can't I'm out I can't be here for this I can't be here so she passes them on the hallway

It's like come here hug me cat. It's hug me hug me squirt squirt Tell your friends that's the dumb you've just been the dumbed It's just insane. We can't go anywhere now without popping off. Thankfully, I had no incidents when I went to HSN selling my product, LaDom Square Square. And she's like, we are so much better than that. And Canvas, like, some of us are Karen. And now, Canvas is mad that Karen is mad that Chris

got physical or whatever. So Canvas is like, well, everything I thought I knew about my friendship with Karen. I'm discovering that she has given me a series of shady, disloyal, fake crap. It's called season one through five of Real House, what's the Potomac? I suggest you set your DVR Candace. So then we start getting the end clips of like the place cards or what? Yes. Would he call them? Just like the, yeah, it's like the ending place cards or what do you call them? Just like that. Yeah, it's like the ending. Closing call. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I Candace is determined to move forward with her life. She and Chris planned to start baby making in the fall. She wants to avoid having an Aquarius baby because they are crazy. Her mother is an Aquarius. And then in the car we see Chris getting in his car and he's like, what he needs is for someone to put his hands on him and I'll do it. And then Robin and Juan planned to build a new home in the DMV area. And to eventually have an island destination wedding Juan hasn't mentioned if Michael Darby will be invited to the bachelor party and for all of you guys who are waiting for that island destination

part wedding it will be Staten Island the island of Staten So then islands restaurants when uh... when the is still speaking about politics on television and her mother is proud that wants her to stay professional for bragging rights and jazel and jimal's daughters are more accepting now but he still lives on her phone so now no then actually michael take their phones on their uh... microphones off

and michael walks into i guess the back area where the producers are set up and he's like What do you have them on the show the load logs that do this what you have them on here and the viewers is like you can't be in here Of course I can you don't have the right to this you don't you own this you own this and then did someone touch him or did he touch someone? Because someone said don't destroy I'm sure someone said don't touch me and then Ashes like they're doing their job. It's a nerdy on the wall. No, they're not and then he slaps her hand away Yeah, and so everybody's like dragging him out basically security has to drag him out now And he's like what are you doing everyone's touching me all over and it's disgusting

Security goals are touching me all over. I can't believe it. Man, if they ever found out that I had a gun in my crotch, oh don't touch me there, security guard. And then the security guard tries to take him out and he like flips the guy's collar, which is exactly what Monique did to Canvas. It's, oh, the full circle of all of this. So Ashley's screaming, stop, stop, you're embarrassing, the fuck out of me, stop it! So she walks off all upset, and then he's on the sidewalk on his phone and his shirt's untouched, because he's rebel Michael now. And she's like, have I ever acted like you just did

in that hallway? Oh my god! And then their card comes up, and it says, the next day, they went on vacation to the Bahamas, and they're pregnant again, and they say, oh my god! And then their card comes up and it says, the next day they went on vacation to the Bahamas and they're pregnant again and they say their relationship has never been better. Oh, wow. I, it makes me really wonder what we don't see on camera from Michael.

I thought the whole thing was really, it was gross. It was like funny to watch, but it was also like really gross behavior. It was gross every time. And from what we've seen on the show They had a prenup right so they had to renegotiate the prenup that he didn't want to sign and then she had a baby and then another Bait like is it a? Is it what is it why are you with Michael? What I know I mean he's clearly by the way acting out the legacy of his father too

Right, he said his father drinks too much and then then we'd yell at him, like, well, look what you are. So, and then we'll tell you this, I'm not a failed businessman that's bold. Now, touching. So, now we go back to Monique, and what's happened with the case? And Monique's like, well, well, we were both at a point where we were able to look at the footage that we had of the fight. And the court decided it was a mutually

consented fight. So they dropped both complaints. And I guess what? You're not going to send me to jail because you're embarrassed because you got dragged when you ask not to, when you ask to get dragged. And then she laughed. She's like, look, it's this big, huge headthroan back laugh. And then they slow it down and then they make echo like which also shows that they were on her side by the way they were like ha ha like she literally gets the last laugh yeah but I thought they were trying to make her look like a total villain because like the screen goes to gray and you just have evil echoing could be that too but I think it was sort of

like it was sort of like, it was like, I couldn't tell, I couldn't tell. That's what they could be the Lord. Because Candace got the last word actually. That's true. And because they said Monique got her revenge by recording a song called Drag Queens about the whole incident.

And then we go to Candace and she's like, there were so many buys being spewed at the hands of Monique, her trash lawyer and their team. And it turned off the court system. Like, the court system was just turned off. The court system was like, you know what, this evidence is just not classy enough for us, okay? Let's focus on that double homicide

where someone got disemboweled by a right answer as to us. How about that? Yeah, she said, they just made it look like reality TV fodder I'm like, well I hate to break it to you Candice, but It was kind of reality TV fodder and it kind of powered the entire season. So yeah So she's like, well, I have been betrayed by someone I trusted. I might as well have been kicking with the devil I have been betrayed by someone I trusted. I'm not as well a being kicking with a devil. I'm not telling them.

She's just crying with her little folded up napkin. Yeah, she has her napkin. She's like, this is not healthy. This is not healthy. I don't know. I think Monique came out triumphant on that because it was kind of like, she had to bite her tongue.

She had to be really good. And in the end, like, yes, Monique started. And she, I feel like she faced the consequences of it, which is that she basically was cut out of shooting for the second half of the season. And she didn't get to go to Maduro. And she got her consequences. And then finally the case with Rodat and she could be like, fuck that bitch. The end.

Yeah. So that brings us to the end of the season, not the whole season, the end of, you know, the regular episodes. And then I think there's four parts to the next review. Four? Really? That's what I heard. But you know, I heard it from that old house. So I have to show them a D so who knows if it's true. Wow. I feel like they would advertise that. They would say it's the biggest but tunic thing. Yeah. But I don't't know we will find out next week That is not my hand on your ass. Oh, I don't know why you're accusing me of it

You touch Are you going to jail you want to jail? So tomorrow we have the Season premiere of real houses of Atlanta and guess what? Do the popular outcry? We're also gonna talk below deck. So... Yes. It's back. Below deck is back, baby.

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