Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Barbz Wire

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all ...of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:49 I'm Ronnie. That's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hey Ronnie. What's up? Well, happy Monday, Turkey. Happy happy Potomac. It's it's the it's the long awaited merging of real house was a
Starting point is 00:01:05 Potomac and Hanukkah today. Yes, happy Hanukkah, man. Thank you. Thank you. Pretty amazing time, everybody. We're going to start burning those candles. Y'all's Hanukkah time. It's Nicki Minajika. Nicki Minajika. I that sound that has a better flow with them Potomac. Yeah. We're just at a good thing. I'm hanging in the hands. I'm hanging in the hands. Staying tuned for more of my takeover of the wheelhouse winds, the Potomac reunion.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah. So here we are with real housewives of Potomac, just a quick shell before we get going, go buy crap and vlog tickets or on they won't see over right now. In January, we are going to be in New York City for the crappy awards. Those are almost sold out. So go get those. The next night we're in Jersey, which is sold out SARS. And then we're in Boston to finish out that weekend. So we're super excited.
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Starting point is 00:02:12 And it starts at 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern. We talk a lot of poop tonight. We're probably going to be talking about Lala and Rams, new gossip. God's been real fun. We'll talk a little bit about this. Really really whatever you guys want, because you get to talk on that one too. So you come up, you tell us you take a seat. It's a really fun time.
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Starting point is 00:02:47 So go check that out at patreon.com slash watch what rap is okay. I am so excited to dive back into selling sunset. I already have a little chair strapped to my arm. It's just for fashion. It's my pocketbook. So that's exciting. That's what's coming up this week. But for right now, this is the one of the most anticipated reunion episodes in a long
Starting point is 00:03:13 time. The Nicki Minaj takeover of Potomac. I didn't know what to really expect, but I knew it was going to be messy and it was messy. Yes, it was damn messy. And it was really fun going on to Real Housewives of Potomac Twitter last night searching the hashtag and just reading everybody going off. I was dying laughing.
Starting point is 00:03:33 What do people have to say or we can just save that for a take a seat tonight. We can talk about that with people at the site. But I'm sure they have a lot of other things. She has all her fans, the barbs, or whatever. And they were going after Chris, and really anybody who gave Nicky any kind of shit and they were going after Chris that really anybody who gave Nick any kind of shit they were sticking up for Nikki and
Starting point is 00:03:48 then Nikki tweeted at Wendy like oh my god you know what while we're coming show up like how could you still my nose that wasn't cool and then Wendy of course because she's a giant was okay she acts all tough but she didn't tweet back to her instead she tweeted back at Giselle. She's like, shut up Giselle, what's your turkey neck? Because Giselle says something like, yeah, that was very unprofessional. I'm just like, shut up turkey neck.
Starting point is 00:04:14 And then saw the people were like, oh, very professional. It was a news commentator. Wengie. I was just cracking up, reading it. I love Twitter. I love like, that's the line that people are like drawing. Well, it's cool that she went onto a house while I was show and got into all these fights with people
Starting point is 00:04:33 and everything and now it's critting candles. But this is not what a newswoman does. Yes, now you're on professionals in newswoman, exactly. Okay, well, let's jump into it. So it opens up with Nikki, you know, taking a seat and everything. And she's like, um, Ashley, it seemed like you didn't have much of a storyline.
Starting point is 00:04:53 And she's like, um, it's my family, not my storyline. Like, is that what you're saying? My family isn't my storyline? No, it's not your storyline. It's not, Ashley, okay, it is your storyline. And that's a fucking problem. No, dropping babies out is not a storyline's not. Ashley, okay, it is your storyline. And that's the fucking problem. No, dropping babies out is not a storyline. Okay, you already did that.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Okay, you already did that at the beginning of the season. Your storyline was pretending that you give a shit about therapy for your husband because you haven't been back since the last damn season aired. Okay, so obviously you're not serious about it. And your husband wouldn't even show up anywhere to get yelled at.
Starting point is 00:05:22 So what the fuck are you doing, Ashley? Come on. Exactly. I mean, look, having babies is a wonderful part of life. It's a miracle. It's a miracle. It's like the Hanukkah of the life cycle. Right, one of the miracles, the miracles.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I had a little fiddler for all the Jews at home. Sunrise, sunset. Is this the little doll? Hey, give it time. We've got a whole recap. We've got a whole recap to get through, buddy. But the point is this. Bravo, of course, wants to cover these things,
Starting point is 00:05:56 because it's what's going on in her life. But I think we're all kind of sick of watching the plates of new motherhood on Bravo. And this is something that like I feel like I've heard from a lot of of our our mom listeners who are like, I don't want to relive this shit. I already have a two year old at home. Please take me away. I don't want to watch more of this. Yeah. You know, like congrats on the baby. Like get it off my screen. Okay. There's a reason they don't have babies in ball gowns holding snowflakes or whatever the fuck you guys hold it to be able to get this show. Okay. There's
Starting point is 00:06:28 a reason I was scared when you said ballgowns. I said ballgowns and babies. I was afraid it was going in different direction given that this what this show is talking about ballgowns. Yeah. All these shows had weird ballgown episodes. Okay. So we're talking about girl strip coming up later this week. Okay, yeah, so she's like, yeah, she you don't got no story line. And Ashley's like my family. And she's like, yeah, but you know what? And she might actually end her family, you know, and then like the other ladies, you know what I mean? Like is that why you were willing to like be the Jizz outside check and like, like be shady to Wendy like that.
Starting point is 00:07:05 And then Karen just like clasps Wendy's hand and starts swaying like. She's saying all the things that I wanted to say, but she just like just swaying on the sofa. Yeah. Karen was definitely at a concert tonight, you know, she was just like putting her hands in the air, swaying back and forth, mowling the words to song she doesn't really know. Like when Oprah has somebody on that she doesn't really listen to you, but she pretends she knows all the lyrics.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Karen was looking for someone's back to just arrest her chin on, you know. She, Karen, Karen, Karen came off like this, this was a cakewalk for her this episode. She like, she really did not suffer too much of Nikki's wrath. But Nikki, by the way, we should have talked like Nikki was very funny because she would have these moments where she would just get so messy like so what do you do when you have sex, huh? Like do they touch it? Does she touch it, huh?
Starting point is 00:08:00 But then she like had these moments where she tries to make it very empowering, which is then funny because then she clocks me a later for trying to have this hilarious environment moment. It was such a funny pendulum to watch. Yes, it's like she knew that she had to make an ice no matter what. So she'd be like really shitty and then turn it around like, what are you saying? Come on. So Ash is like, hold on a minute. This is my sixth year on the show. Excuse me, ma'am. Okay, maybe it's your sixth year. It is not your sixth season. So stop trying to fudge the numbers. Okay. Season two. And she's actually season one. No. Actually, no. Actually, Darby was season one. No, I'm gonna look at. Actually, Darby was season one. Ashley Darby. Ashley isn't is an OG of
Starting point is 00:08:45 season no she is not remember she came in the next year and Jacelle slut shamed her or did she just know that was the first year Jacelle slut shamed her right off the bat oh my god I feel like she was already had a season under her belt in the first season yeah oh my gosh I'm so embarrassed I thought she was a season two were you better you better you better apologize to Miss Darby and give her that six year and that six season back. Oh my God. Here's her original tagline from season one. Throw this spring chicken into the kugas then and let the games begin.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I'm like, I'm like, great fine. You're absolutely like, Thunderdome meets like, like Thunderdome meets like the Pultry Industry. Get this salmon bella on the counter and you'll throw up for days. One chick, two chicken center, one chicken leads. So she's like, hold on a minute, This is my six year on the show, even though we're on this fucking moron. So it's not like I don't have a repertoire of things that I've gone through. But I like that that's how you look at it. Like I've been through a repertoire of things on the show. I'm dare you. My husband's cheated in three different ways since I began this
Starting point is 00:10:02 journey, ma'am. Exactly. That's what her repertoire of things that she's gone through. It's just Michael. So, um, yeah, she's like, and I've always stood and talking to people to their face and things that I have said behind their back. It didn't really make sense. And then Nikki's like, so you didn't like your breast milk down the air to start some drama to be patty so you'd get more camera time. Why is this? What is with the breast milk shading? Like give the woman a break. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:30 She brought her damn breast milk. Everyone else brought a candle with her name on it. I would actually stand for the breast milk before I would the candles. I like that. I actually did that. That was like dedication. And she's like, I am, I haven't been able to be with the woman very much this season because I have had these babies.
Starting point is 00:10:47 So I am going to take my breast milk and I'm going to be, I'm going to adapt to the circumstance. I will go down there. I will start some shit and I will leave. Yeah. So Ashley's like, no, Nikki, no, no, listen, everyone was giving me a different story, which I'm on Ashley's sign on this. I think that Ashley was hearing everything and she's like, let's say to Wendy's face and nobody else would,
Starting point is 00:11:06 so she wouldn't set it to Wendy's face. I mean, that's a- And also, just I'll told her to, by the way, don't forget, just I was like, I think you would be the better one, not tell Wendy all this, because you know, you have Michael, and so she's like, okay, I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You know, it gives me something to do. So, yeah, I'm on her side too. The point is I'm on her side. And so Wendy goes, she's like, well, you know what, I didn't her side too. The point is I'm on her side. And so Wendy goes she's like, well, you know what? I didn't honestly think that Ashley was malicious. I thought that Jacelle was being malicious. And Nick is like, why? I mean, if this one put the knife in your back, this one put the knife in your face. Yeah, Wendy's like, you think so? She was, yeah. There was an elephant in the room and the elephant had no boobs and ass and
Starting point is 00:11:45 So Wendy's like, why do you think that she said you she had no story lines So she leaned in on your situation and ask she's like, but I am part of the group So she goes yeah, but you still have to hear the criticism that it seemed like you came down here just to say that and She goes you left right after Ashley, you left right after. And I mean, I don't really get it. So are you mad at her? I didn't get her leaving early. Are you mad at her?
Starting point is 00:12:11 She's saying, you have to hear the criticism that you have no storyline and that you just, it seemed like you just came after her just to like come after her. Like, well, but then isn't that trying to create a storyline if anything? Like, why are you mad at her for not having a storyline and then trying to do something, trying to have some sort of like, like, and be willing to
Starting point is 00:12:27 drive all the way down to this place to sort of create a storyline. It just got like a weird criticism. It's called making an effort, Mickey. Okay. It's called making an effort. So Candice says, um, wait, she literally gave birth two weeks earlier. Yeah, but she should have stayed home there. That you would have had no more storyline. And even Candace is like, she's got work. She's got, I mean, we got work to do. And Nikki's like, whoa, candy girl, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Let me talk to Ashley about this, OK? So Ashley's like, listen, any other time that I'm not there, everyone's in your face and like, let's talk about it. And so for me to be like, I'm for like a couple of days. And then we're like, I come in and then we're like, pushing and footing around each other. And I thought like there was like a weird group dynamic
Starting point is 00:13:09 going on. So I was like, want to get to the core of it. Yeah. And Nick, he's like, well, we're gonna bring the drama. Okay, we're not bitches. Something so something like that. I was cracking up. I heard this whole time, by the way.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I really loved this. A lot of people were very anti-Nikki, but I loved it. You know, it's funny because Nicki Minaj is like a huge superstar, right? And, but like, she comes into this and she kind of felt like, like just like a fan, which was kind of funny because like, she's so like, you know, famous, but she's asking very, okay, she's just like, oh my god, now I want to know this about you, like what shoes dyes do we have? Okay, do Do you like that shoe? Okay? Oh my god that one time when you looked at her that crazy way What were you thinking huh? Like so it's kind of funny to see her Like you sort of think that like people who are super super famous like no longer have that part in them where they can
Starting point is 00:13:58 Be kind of like gushing or super curious fans, right? But she is totally is yeah So Robin's like well, she didn't expect what happened to happen. How was she? No. Are you serious, Robin? Are you serious? Like, you think she didn't know that that would be a big thing on this season.
Starting point is 00:14:15 And she would be her in moving on. Moving on, Robin. You know what, Robin? You know I've always loved you in your vibe, all right? But one thing I noticed this season is it seemed to be an extra sexual chemistry between you and Mom. What? What? Nikki? Where?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Nikki, what that comes from? Are you sure you weren't just watching porn or something? Like, where? Like literally it was their least sexual chemistry. There was, was it when he told her that she was lazy and stayed in and bed all day and that was unattractive or was it when he took her to the fucking juice shop and told her off some more? Which part was it the time when he rolled up the window on her elbow outside the warehouse? And as we all know, warehouse is our the most sexually exciting places one can have.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Be aware. Or insisted that she have another baby, even though she's doing great in her career and does not want another fucking baby. Like, which part of that? So sexual chemistry. I know, she's like, so this season, will you get a little more sex action from one?
Starting point is 00:15:17 I'm like, what part of him driving away and abandoning her in a parking lot since there's more sex action? So then she's like, well, because like as we're doing virtual school, we had to get a little bit more creative. So what we would do is I would sleep and he would yell at me and then we wouldn't talk the rest of the day. Then he would masturbate in the bathroom. So, um, did he masturbate more when I was in the house? Probably yes.
Starting point is 00:15:43 See, because I noticed that even once seemed have yet like could it be that you're making no money And it takes a lot of pressure off of him and like could it be that like now like hey my wife is on TV looking pretty every week And I don't know I don't want anyone coming and snatching up for me What is this theory she's been on TV for six years and she's always looked amazing All this like all those on one realized. Yeah. And all of those eligible straight guys sitting at home watching real housewives trying to find their next wife. I'm sure. And long seemed like grumpier than he ever has been.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah, he really did. So Robin's like, well, you know, here's the thing. He's an MBA player like he used to be. So like, he used to be, he's used to being the one that everyone knows and now I think he finds it sexy to sing me to see me do my thing You know for a long time like he was just like you know in these arenas with 20,000 people around him and you know He was like a superstar, but now the tables have turned because I make hats.
Starting point is 00:16:50 You know, I think it's the first time he really saw me in that garbage truck that he had a boner all day long. I still need to know what happened at the damn garbage truck, okay? You can't just drop the garbage truck. It's this is the second housewives place. It's the second housewives city that has dropped a garbage truck. Yeah. This is the second housewives place, or the second housewives city that has dropped a garbage truck.
Starting point is 00:17:09 So, that was, there must have been some producer who gone to mix. So, there was some development executive of Bravo who was like, you know what, let's move from a giant, a vaginal adjuvenation and let's do garbage trucks. So, they tried it for like a season on New Jersey and up at home and they're like, you know what, let's, how about cryo? Can we do cryo? Let's do that. How about murder mysteries?
Starting point is 00:17:31 Yeah, yeah. Garbage trucks never really saying, you know. Never really. So, let's see. So yeah, Robin says that one finds her sexy now because she sells out. So Nick, he's like, yeah, I agree, because prior to this season, I never paid attention to what people said about Robin,
Starting point is 00:17:48 follow Jizal, it said, I thought, well, struck me as I was why are we mad at Ashley? I was like, you know, when you said that, you said, we're mad at Ashley. And I was like, why you need another woman to tell her who you're mad at? And I'm like, Robin's like, so literal. It's such a literal interpretation of that moment by Nicki Minaj, you know? Like, it was like a joke. It's a jockey way of being like, wait a second.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Like, it's kind of like, I'm feeling some sort of way. Are you feeling some sort of way? Are we mad? Are we mad right now? You know? Yeah, it's like, it's a weird gotcha moment for that and for that to be what she's stuck on for sure. Yeah, to be like, it's a weird gotcha moment for that. It will weekend for that to be what she stuck on for sure. Yeah, to be like one of the first questions in the reunion, like, why didn't he have to ask
Starting point is 00:18:30 Jacelle for permission? Why is that? I'll be mad at her. I was like, that's a very literal interpretation, Nikki. Yeah, if you need evidence that Robin is up Jacelle's butt, just watch this reunion. Every time someone comes for a Jacelle,in's like oh oh oh oh oh oh dare you niki's just like listening to janna jackson what have you done for me lately now what why I have to do anything for you I'm just listening to the song no niki don't be so literal
Starting point is 00:18:56 don't be so literal um so uh robin's like well I mean it basically was talking to everybody I was saying like you know we I mean come on I was talking to everybody. I was saying like, you know, we, I mean, come on. I was drunk. Did you pay attention? And it was like, oh, yeah, I saw it. And then she starts doing the like fingering her soft mission that Robin was doing. And she's like, we knew you were drunk, ramen, okay?
Starting point is 00:19:17 But I don't think you, I don't think that you need to play that card. I don't, I don't even know what she said here because it was like, it says, I don't think you need to play that card. I don't even know what she said here because it was what I said. It says, I don't think you need that weak card because people always, oh, she's saying, you don't need to play the weak card just
Starting point is 00:19:34 because people are always yapping or hacking. Well, Robin gave away too much energy. Robin should have just been like, oh no, it's a jockey way of saying like, what's the deal? Right. But instead, she was like, well, there was so much going on. And I was drunk and that. So she actually made it sound like she was, she was, she was actually making excuses for why she was asking for permission, which
Starting point is 00:19:53 she wasn't even asked for permission. So then Wendy is like, Wendy jumps in. And she's like, well, you know what? At the reasonably shady party, you said, are we not going on that trip together? Because like, I don't remember the flashback. Wendy here. Wendy here. Yeah, Wendy here with a wee gotcha. Wendy is so ridiculous with her. She has multiple gotcha moments that are nothing.
Starting point is 00:20:16 This is another poster board text moment for her. And she's like really into it. She's like, well, on that trip, you said, we weren't coming. And she's like, but we weren't invited. So we was actually part of a good sentence in that regard. And Wendy's like, but, you know, I, well, how about how I got invited to the shady part of the party? And Robyn's like, are you still mad about the shady invitation?
Starting point is 00:20:42 Come on. And Wendy's like, well, all you bitching over a shady invite and Rob's like, it was talking cheek. If you can't laugh at anything, I feel sorry for you. She was, no, I laughed in your face. So then Nikki, like, weighs in with like the official, like the official declaration goes, you know what? I wouldn't take it personally
Starting point is 00:20:58 if I knew I wasn't the hate of Wendy. And just I was like, thank you. Wow. That's what we were saying, Nikki. Yeah. And so Wendy's like, but then you said, I was. So you said I was like, thank you. Wow. That's what we were saying, Nikki. Yeah. And so Wendy's like, but then you said, I was. So you said I was a here. So you just played yourself.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Wow. Another semantic scotcha. I loved it. And she's like, you know, anything it might be a play on the reasonably shady thing. Like, you know, the way you said, nude interlude, you know? And I was like, no, that wasn't really a play on the reasonably shady thing like, you know, the way you said nude interlude, you know, I was like, no, that wasn't really a plan where it's that was literally her sending
Starting point is 00:21:29 out invitations of her being viewed, you know, in a video. The Eddie took in their hallway bathroom. Yeah, and they're like, I wouldn't have been me and at that. So then, um, oh, you know what, this always makes me, this always makes me crack up. Okay, when everyone reading the text and I see like asked Robin and Jacelle if this secret love is oh the tweets that say that so like you know like what's your type but the coach now by the way I would have to say this would also qualify theoretically under that if we went back to what Wendy was mad about with Jacelle and Robin, like basically them, it's trying a national spotlight on a stupid rumor.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Sort of what Nikki just did with Robin and Jacelle. Yeah, that's true. And it's also the beginning of like the, oh no, gay panicked. The gay panicked. Yes, the gay panicked. The gay panicked that Nikki whips up a gay panic and then tries to have, like, very much like,
Starting point is 00:22:29 but that's the beauty of America. We can like who we wanna like, okay? I know, it's just so weird because she's so overtly sexual in her work and everything she's asking today. I mean, she asks everyone about fucking multiple times, but then it comes to gay stuff and it's like, oh my God, possible lesbian, oh, homosexual.
Starting point is 00:22:50 It's ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, like this gay panic part was so hilarious. It shouldn't have been hilarious to me, but it was hilarious to me because it was so blatant and silly. But so then she's like, okay, so like, what's your time for the coach? What's your time for the coach? Like it's okay if somebody was gonna pay you 50 $50 billion to pick up one lady asleep with who would it be? Okay?
Starting point is 00:23:13 And just like she wouldn't she wouldn't she goes, oh my god I felt like jealousy to me just and all and Robin's like, I would pick you NKU It's like that safe, you know because if your girlfriend's gonna get mad, you know, that's a safe answer, okay? You know, don't tell me, Robin, because you look very good, Robin. You look very good. So she's basically saying, because Robin picked Nicky, that was a safe answer, which is sort of implicates even more that Robin and Giselle might actually do have to go less being a fair.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah. So it was definitely a stretch. So then Jiselle is like, well, if we're getting paid, me, Robin, and Ashley are going to sleep together. She's like, yeah, we're a threat. See? Story line. Story line.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And Candace goes, I would jump in. That's not how threat works. It's work. Okay. You don't just, you don't, you have to be invited. Okay. Storyline story line and Candace goes I would jump in that's not how throughout course work, okay? You don't just you don't you have to be invited, okay? You don't just show up and jump on the pile Yeah, of course. She's jumping in to get some of that 50 billion dollars, okay? So then um that Karen The Karen goes oh actually you and Candace are gonna have sex together. Oh wow. This is beautiful. This is beautiful I'm gonna have sex together. Oh wow, this is beautiful. This is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Brrrr. Nikki just makes a little brrr. Well, she makes a brrr because me and she hand the audacity to call me a prostitute, which is actually very funny. In the way that Candace jumped in on that, like theoretical $50 billion. And that's when Nikki went, brrr.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Brrrr. So Nikki's like, okay, okay now. So did you guys share a hotel room on the Eastern Shore because there was a Acitation in your voice to sell you know when they asked you that and that's true I didn't really notice that at the time, but they showed the phone call Actually, it's like did you guys? Sarah did you guys each get your own room? She's like Yes, yes, yes, we did.
Starting point is 00:25:07 So once was Robin eating a box when you called on the phone, huh? So they say that they did share a room actually one time at Andy's baby shower, and it was only a queen size bed. And Karen goes, hmm, now a lot of things make sense. I'm like, what makes sense, Karen? Was there, have you been trying to puzzle together? There are travel arrangements ever since the baby shower?
Starting point is 00:25:33 Like, I just don't understand. There are two of them, but one reservation was talked of. I don't understand. Yeah, and, um, Ashley's like, whatever. Maybe there's a bud's touch to something. And she's like,. Maybe their butts touched or something. And she's like, why are you jammed? Because I broke that story. Yeah, because they had a queen bed.
Starting point is 00:25:53 So they were butt to butt. So then they're like talking about how they're butts touched, as you just said, which again, it was like very much like low level, maybe not low level. Gave panic happening here. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins-c- Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.
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Starting point is 00:27:28 Imagine if your husband said he was friendly attracted to another woman. Okay, but that's not. But that will be very odd to me because Robbins, because Nikki says, I can't believe that you're so cool about it. And Rob is like, yeah, well, because Juan wouldn't let Michael suck his dick. Like she's like, I'm cool because I know it's not really a concern, right? And he's like, but what about if like another woman said that she wants to suck me me and stick like and then they keep on like having a friendship. Like that's very ought to me. It's that's not this, but that's not the situation. First of all, Michael never went up to one.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I was like, all right, he's what all I wanted to do. But he almost suck you a dick. He made this comment, you know, in like a drunken moment, probably sort of like as a joke, maybe not a joke. But like, it's a different, I don't know. I just think I can't even believe I'm like, it's all, like, yeah, it's, it's not that we have to part right now. Yeah, it's, it's so stupid. I mean, does Michael probably have bi-tendencies? Maybe. Who knows? The man's a horny goat, but like, who cares?
Starting point is 00:28:29 And where are you trying to make it like an actual boyfriend situation where one is cheating or leading Michael on or some weird way? Yeah, it's like, well, if a human expresses attraction to another human and then says, I would suck their dick or suck their vagina or suck their booty and then they're testing each other.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You don't think it any time it's gonna get flirtatious. I mean, be honest, we're grown, be honest. Big ground. A round of like, oh, I think he just doesn't want to give it attention, which we're giving it. Well, I think it's very mature because if most straight men, especially black men, like if someone said that and it's not cool,
Starting point is 00:29:05 cause gay people are being attacked. So I'm not saying like I approve of that and everything, cause it's not cool, but I've just seen, I've never seen that before, you know? Okay, so you're saying like most straight men would kick would want to fight. The gay guys ass or whatever. And she goes, as she even says,
Starting point is 00:29:23 she even says the famous phrase, especially in today's climate. And today's, she even says, she even says the famous phrase, especially in today's climate. And today's climate that perhaps you're contributing to at this moment, whether you realize it or not. Yeah. So. 3% she's like, does he have other game male friends? Listen, as a guy with a lot of straight friends, a lot of straight guy friends, who fucking cares? I've never seen anybody freak. Well, and maybe it's not to my face, but I've said you're hot or I do,
Starting point is 00:29:47 like, cares, what is this? But it was a strange line of questioning, like does he have at the game, game male friends, like, like, we were kind of like these strange, like, beings that crawl out of the woods and like, the friend's straight man like that. But then, but the best part of that.
Starting point is 00:30:07 You may text him in a weird way. Oh my God. What if the gay guy liked your boyfriend? What would you do? I hope he would kick his ass. Fuck off, lady. Yeah, so she goes, does he have other gay male friends? And she goes, um, Michael's not gay. And she goes, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, no, you can't see either
Starting point is 00:30:25 because it implies that your husband is gay and I would never do that. And I know what she meant was like, I'm not trying to like out someone or not trying to say someone is on the, but the way she said it does almost sound like she's like, say, oh, that would be the biggest insult to call someone gay, right?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Right. And she did also just call Michael gay, like 100%. So whatever lady, whatever backtracker, um, so she, you can't do that. You know, the way the world is and care. It's like, okay, Nikki, keep going. She's like, damn, Karen, why you boss me around? I'm the grand, Dean, he grand, Dom here.
Starting point is 00:31:02 So Karen goes, no, no, no. I find it's very interesting. I want to report back to sorry County about how interesting this is. That's all. Because she's a shady, shady, she's a shady, Karen is a shady bitch. And Karen's like, grand-demon, Nikki, grand-demon.
Starting point is 00:31:19 So then Nikki asks Jizelle about her daughters. And then it sounds like she's going to be all my. She's like, oh, I love to see you with your daughters. You know, okay, Jizelle, you know that you're stunningly beautiful women, right? Like beautiful. I'm just like, yes, yes, I do. Wow. She's, well, I remember when you were like, yeah, you know, I'm high. I got all this guys across the street from me or whatever. But you know what? I look at you then and I look, you know, I'm high. I got out there. It's guys cross the street from me or whatever. But you know what? I look at you then and I look at you now
Starting point is 00:31:49 and you've definitely changed a bit. Do you think your beauty has faded? That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. And it comes to Ashley and Ashley's eyes are like, whoa, she was like, wait a second.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I thought I had a bad mic questioning. Never mind. It was like boom. And Karen can't even look. She just is like, wait a second. I thought I had a bad mic questioning. Never mind. It was like boom. And Karen can't even look. She just is like, she's like looking away. Like, oh, she's finally saying it. God. And then the kid goes,
Starting point is 00:32:15 oh, you're just giving a different look. Like an uglier, older, frumpy look. Are you giving just a different look? That's a wall. Are you going from like Jennifer convertibles to like NMT store on purpose? It's what I mean. Are you going from like a for wari to like a 1985
Starting point is 00:32:35 Volvo? Just wondering, are you going from my a Nissan Maxima to my walk into school in the snow for a mile in 1920. Are you, are you going from vaulted ceilings with exposed beams to pop cool and ceilings? Just wondering. So it just sounds like, well, are you being shady? Yeah. And she's like, well, you said that rail B6 thing. I'm that, you know, by the time you lose your look.
Starting point is 00:33:03 So like, what did you feel about that? She's like, like well he was basically telling me I needed to find a man and I found that then and I find it now for someone to have that conversation with someone that is not his wife for excuse me to even have that conversation why would you why would you be having that conversation with your wife you need to find a man before you lookayed first of all. That's true. It's not cool to talk to your wife like that either man. Yeah. And cares like you ask you, you ask the question and you get you an answer. And just, well, you weren't there for the hundredth time. You weren't there. So Karen, of course, is now in protective motion. Well, I've been married in four
Starting point is 00:33:44 twenty five years. One of those years I was actually the ambassador to sorry county and red is not lie. Everything that we taped does not make it to film And Mickey's like You know Giselle I'm glad you said that because with strong outspoken women, you know Like we might get the best of the other person and an argument, but people in the gate that, you know, you can still feel hurt. You still feel hurt. Like you were the one you just said, I mean, you just said worse than anybody has said that just now. You know what, even people whose looks have faded worse than an old carpet, they can get hurt too, because guess
Starting point is 00:34:21 what? Compets get holes. So do people. And it just says like yes. And Candice is like, yes, yes, exactly. Shut up, Candice. Okay. She's not talking to you. And this doesn't apply to you with your asshole fifth grade taunts. Okay. Well, actually, you should have been very happy
Starting point is 00:34:38 because when Candice said, well, she's getting better. She's working on that. Nikki goes, whoa, whoa, Candy Girl. Listen, this is a point I'm trying to make that. Nikki goes, whoa, whoa, candy girl. Listen, this is a point I'm trying to make candy girl. Whoa, whoa. So Nikki says, don't you make jabs at currency each all the time? She's just, no, I don't die. Just, ah, I must be watching the different motherfucking show than you're on. And then they show clips. That was established. I think that was established when you said
Starting point is 00:35:04 that Robin and Juan have insane sexual chemistry this season. Yeah. So we see clips of just out making, you know, shitty comments, but they're also funny too. She's like, Karen looks like she just rolled out of bed, slapped on the wig and got on her CVS shoes. And Karen's like, well, you know, she's in the same bracket. She's in her 50s and just goes, yes, but I thought we never, but like we never knew your age on camera goes, well I always tell my age, I'm 58 and I'm very proud of it. And you want to look like this when you're 58, but you got five more years, but you'll be good. You'll be good.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And for women to come after each other's age Quarney that's right Connie Con is not something that we serve sir accounting, but we do have lots of him Can we say Hammy from now on and Mickey says well you know what can it's not like to say oh my face is better than hers My body is better than her I'm rich. It ain't or I'm Wix and I candle then her you know, I mean what's the best what's the next best thing? And then when he goes period so just all goes I'm thinking it's just dragging to sell at this point
Starting point is 00:36:13 It's like I don't have a better face doesn't have a better body doesn't have more money All she can go for is the age. So just like, it's in my defense. For a very long time, we didn't know how old Karen was. And Robert, yeah, you look a lot younger today than you did season one. And they show like a side by side of like Karen looking like, you know, she's in some sort of crazy drag, which is what her season one look was. Well, Karen did look a lot older. I mean, everything, you know, that's, it's like the old saying, I'm not ugly, I'm just poor,
Starting point is 00:36:50 you know, where you just, you just haven't spent all the money to get all the work then, she's had a ton of work then. And I mean, obviously, always beautiful, but Jacelle's full of shit too. She knew how old Karen was. She knew that she was making fun of someone older. Typical, she's like, well, we too she knew how old Karen was she's written she knew that she was making fun of someone older the typical just like what we didn't know how old she was and Nicky's like okay how old do you think she look in season one and Robin goes 60s and now she looks like she's 52 Karen goes well it's Calder Re. She goes, I was a brunette.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I was a housewife. I had my rebirth. Hello. I'm nothing, hello. So then Nikki is like, OK, so what did you do? OK, what did any gay people touch your face? She goes, well, you know, I take good care of myself. And you know, I did filler.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Filler around the eyes. I have my eyes are stuffed with many wicks. And every time I make a candle I just pluck one out You know I looked five years older until I got Wi-Fi and Surrey And there's something about it just changes your life So Nikki Nikki's like well, I believe in second chances for love and would you have given Jamal a second chance? And just as a hundred percent love. And would you have given Jamal a second chance? And Jazeal says 100% duh. Okay. So then why didn't he give it a second chance when he had all his time to give a second chance? Like,
Starting point is 00:38:10 but like, why only when you're on TV, you're giving me a second chance, right, male, huh? Well, through my journey through success, he's been very supportive. And my success here put us on a more equal footing. And it can say, oh, that is very, very, very violent. Let me ask you a question. When you and Jamal were hanging out again, did you guys touch butts in the bed? Just wondering, last means, that's what last means do. You already hear first, okay? I broke that story. Is Jamal secretly a woman and you attract to who that makes you a lesbian, maybe? So, just like, I was always in his shadow. And she's like, and in his pocket.
Starting point is 00:38:51 And she goes, well, I didn't work. That's what you're asking. She goes, yeah, but you had money that was do you for having his children? And just like, yes, he has several streams of income. Did I help him start his church? Yes, I did. It was me and 40 people. And for
Starting point is 00:39:05 years, he didn't make money from that church. We lived off books and tours and she now it's 15,000 people, just crazy. Which was great. I did not, yeah, that gets a double burper. At least for me, I did not realize that Giselle was actually like really there from the ground up. I thought that she already had this congregation or whatever. I didn't realize was just 40 people when they started. Yeah, and she's like, no, why do you got that Gucci car? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:33 So then the producers are like, it's like sort of at a break and the producers are asking when they need anything. And it cuts to Andy. And he's like giving a thumbs up to camera. Like, wow, great. Finally, all the lesbian questions have wanted to ask. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Every time they cut the Andy, his mouth is on the ground. He's just nodding wildly like, yeah, get that gold son, get that gold. My this, love this. And Candace is like, well, this woke me up. And Wendy goes, I don't even know what she's about to say to me, which is funny because later on, we find out that Wendy went and just like looked through Nikki's cards, which is also funny because as someone on our Facebook group pointed out that Wendy
Starting point is 00:40:12 is the one who was saying that all her reads are like not rehearsed. And here she is looking at the questions ahead of time. Yep. So when we come back, Nikki comes to her chair and she's like, they said that Kara was looking through my cards and when they says, that was me. She goes, that was you. She goes, yeah, I read all of them. She just why did you do that?
Starting point is 00:40:35 She goes, because she goes, well, I didn't have a chance to read them all, but. I was surprised that Nikki wasn't more angry about that, to be honest. I would be scared if I read through Nicki Minaj's cards, but you know, when she caught me, I would be really scared. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Geez. Someone's like, she's teaming and I'm a task. I guess me. That was me. And then we go to Karen. And she's like, I need the prep. All right. Karen, I need the prep for this.
Starting point is 00:41:03 She goes, okay, let me sit up straight she just sits up straight yeah she's just adjusting herself like her teeth are coming back and forth and getting in the perfect place in her mouth someone's adjusting the the the alignment or whatever on the TV on her my old mom I'm still in UHF all right ever on the TV on her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:41:30 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I care about her fire which is all in the beginning of the season about like what's saying that just all has a hot box and all that stuff and she's like, do you think that you proved your point that you know that that ain't what she wanted? And Karen's like, yes! And you know, what were you talking about with her in the hot box? And Karen goes, well, at the time, that is what they were talking about in the blog, because that there was a hot box situation going on. And so do I believe it?
Starting point is 00:42:03 No, but I was ashamed that she allowed me to put me into that and at some point you got to fight fire with fire, although you can also fight fire with ham and it's actually quite delicious when that happens. You know, I wanted to get up off of me and she got up off of me. And just I was like, well, I guess Mickey is like, well, the next time she says you don't want it, you're going to stop Jizelle. And Jizelle says, no, we're going to continue on because we are in the moment. And Nikki says, you know you're going to stop.
Starting point is 00:42:33 I would, I would. She's scary. And Jizelle says, we've been going for six seasons. Yeah. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and Karen goes, well, the difference is that I'm fighting with a level of ammunition that you fight with, so specifically in this case, Ken knows with three wicks. That's what I just throw them out of face over and over and over again until she shuts up.
Starting point is 00:42:52 The three wicks, fire with fire. Well, when you fight fire with fire, you better have three wicks to carry that fire, I know what I'm saying. Yeah, and Robin's like, Karen is just making stuff up when she's else fighting with facts. That's the difference. And Nicky's like, I love after 25 years, you still treat Ray like a king. Like you get real freaky with him. Like you sat on his lap. Remember that? That was freaking. That was funny. Like if that was in the bed, you would be a lesbian right now.
Starting point is 00:43:23 When Nicky pointed out, like, remember when you sat on his lap? Wait, this is like, like, is like, do people not normally sit on people's laps? It was just funny that she like, home did on this, like, very specific moment of parents sitting on raised lap. And like, oh, my God, like a freaky one, huh? Sitting on a lap. You sat on a lap. Like, what you been doing to Ray Ray? You got him saying, I love you this season, Karen. And she's like, well, huh, sitting on a lap, you sat on a lap. Like, what've you been doing to Ray Ray?
Starting point is 00:43:45 You got him saying, I love you this season, Karen. And she's like, well, I hustled. I got into blooming gales and then, you know, an HSN with LaDom's oil hustles. Which reminds me of last episode when Ray says that he feels like Karen does not promote herself enough. And here she is, like, why does her why is her love life with the rate better? It's because she got into blooming dails
Starting point is 00:44:07 and HSN with Lada. Yeah. And switching that in there. She's like, you grab a sassal, like when he's on top of you. And she's like, a lot. Mm. All right, that's more mind than she is,
Starting point is 00:44:18 but I'm not tea bagging. Not tea bagging. Mm. Mm. You know what? I'm so glad that you brought that up, Karen, because like, why did you lie and say you didn't know what that meant? Well, I didn't know any of that.
Starting point is 00:44:31 I don't know any of that. I don't know what tea bagging is. Is that some sort of strange candle that you drop into something? I don't understand. And she says, what can't this tell you? Because I'm not doing any of that stuff. And can't this is like, I'm waiting till 25 years just to do about sex. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Um, and Nikki is like, okay, show of hands. If you think Karen knew what Twosing and Salad was, and they pretty much all raise their hands, except for Candace. Yeah, and Karen's like, well, I'm never doing that to a man. Mm-hmm. And Ashley says, but have you ever had anybody do it to you? None of y'all that business. Mm-hmm. Mm.
Starting point is 00:45:07 And I'll tell you that someone who has a business that's gotten candles into HSN and Bloomingdale's. I mean, Miss Mena, I want you to know this, because your mother was one of my favorite moments of this season. And Mia's like, yeah. And so they talk about how like touching it was and that Mia gets her feelings hurt when they talk about what a shithead her dad was
Starting point is 00:45:33 because she has good memories of her dad, you know. And Mickey's basically like, you know, like, there needs to be this moment of healing which is good, you know, cause the show is not on shady shit. I'm like, we need to talk about it. And she's like, yeah, and mom's doing much better because she saw that.
Starting point is 00:45:51 And she has my babies right now. And she's at my house. Yeah. And then he's like, oh my god, you know, because we are rooting for you. And we love mom's who can't change and apologize. And it's okay because you make mistakes because you're human you know thank you for recognizing that okay now you're plastic surgery so you own all that so does it enhance the climax it was just for the look and if it's just for the look what kind of freaking shit freaky shit do you and daddy do and you think well know, we have freaking shit going on, you know, but she's is there
Starting point is 00:46:26 me. It's really hard going from me to the Nikki. I think it's like, is there my magic fly check on out there? And then she out everyone kind of pauses because me is basically striking like, of course. And she goes with Becky's and can't just like Oh, Becky's and Mia's like, I pick beautiful women, just like exotic, unreal women. And they're all kind of like, mmm, and so, and she says it just makes the marriage better. And so like, what if Mia want, what about would you have a bring in another man?
Starting point is 00:47:02 And Mia's like, I'll hell now. I'm not interested in that. Yeah. I don't know, whatever. So then Nikki's like, well, make it fair, make it finger. And she says so they basically move on. So Nikki's like, so caring, actually, and me, I have old them in. So if you want your own $100 million in the bank, would you still have picked old bags of gas to get married
Starting point is 00:47:28 to? I mean, and ask you say, well, I mean, maybe when I met Michael, maybe not, I mean, look, I was bartending. That's how we met. Yeah, actually was 22 when she met Michael. And she's like, I was so attracted to him. Oh, we like, what were you attracted to the most? She like fixes it. Oh, wait, what were you attracted to? Uh, the most. She like fixes it. She was like, what the fuck were you attracted to with this guy? Huh?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Wasn't when he was sitting on the edge of that volcano holding a ring. Was it when he put a dollar into the G string of the guy who was dancing in the body? You had a gait club, right? You were botanning at a gait club? When it was, was it when he was dancing for the body. You had a gay club, right? You were botanian at a gay club? When was it when he was dancing for the commercials for six flags? Was it was it when he had spent five years on the sopranos playing Uncle the Uncle to Johnny? To Tony soprano?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Honey, come out of the cocoon yet or not? Was it? Was it? Was it was it when he performed in the live action version, the live television version of Annie on NBC this Thursday? As the as the guy with the ball. What the guys name Ronnie? I don't know Annie. Well, no, who is that?
Starting point is 00:48:43 Happy. Did you see the commercial? Daddy Starbucks. Yeah, of course daddy Warbucks. I'm like who the I can't remember his name, but did you see that Harry Connick Jr Is playing daddy Warbucks? Yeah, I saw a clip of it online and I don't know when Harry Tarot comic looks I mean he looks terrifying. He's not made to be bald. Let's just say that. And also, he normally can sing, right? Because in what I saw, he couldn't. So I'm confused by that old thing. It was like the commercial, which I think I saw during this, they're just a shot of Harry Conning Jr. in this bald cap just smiling, like leering at the camera, like, ha, I'm Harry Conning Jr. I'm going
Starting point is 00:49:20 to be an Annie. You're just like, whoa. Well, I actually would prefer Michael Darby in this role. Also is the girl who plays Annie 30? Yes, you know, because I think she's 30. That's my guess. I don't remember who's playing Annie, but I do know that Taraji Behenson's in it. She's looking crazy. And so is, there's someone else
Starting point is 00:49:39 who's looking real crazy in it. Pretty much everyone on the promo look. Well, you know I love my cookie, so I'll be watching. I love I love to Roger B. Hanson, but like they definitely are making her look real crazy. Yeah. Um, was the buy you worked out golden pond? One last one. Forget back. I loved you when murder one on ABC ABC that was you said to him first time you saw him. That's a little cut. That's a deep cut to Ashley
Starting point is 00:50:13 You know what I gotta say ash Ashley. Did you have a thing for Ed Koch? Just wondering it got my guard Okay, so, um, she talks about being 22 and that she was attracted to him because he's dynamic, he's witty, and I found him attractive. Let her out for her, please. No one's buying that, so then it moves to Karen, and she's like, well, the hundred million would have enhanced it but have ray I had to have ray, okay when I met Ray he moved my show The soul of my shoe. I was like excuse me can you move the shoe up? I was like I guess you and he did and everyone Nicky's like Mmm, when I knew him I knew he was the one.
Starting point is 00:51:06 And so Nicky's like, well, did it enhance him at the time that he was the black bill gates. And she goes, she goes, cause like you're not a gold digger, but you ain't missing with no broke. Hmm. And Karen's like, oh well, and how did he was rolling? What I've been with the broke man, hell no. So the answer is, well, I actually know the answer is nothing,
Starting point is 00:51:29 but that was funny. She's like, she's like, oh, I love my, I had to have my right, I had to, but if he was broke, no way. Absolutely. Yeah. So Nikki asks if Mia would have married Zadi. And she's like, um, what me? You think I'm doing already? I'm a hundred million in the bank. I know you don't. That's such a Mia answer. With your, well, that a hundred million dollars you get owning six franchises of the joint car practice. Yeah. Um, so she's like, I know you don't, please. And she is, I love him.
Starting point is 00:52:08 He hands down. She goes, but would you have been in this club working still? Like, why aren't you there now then? Because he was like, yeah, I still liked it there. She's like, then why aren't you there now? And she's, well, I'm not about working there after working with all these holes. And everyone just kind of rolls their eyes.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I'm surprised that Mia's not having a better reunion. Well, but Mia, I think one thing we keep forgetting is that Mia's really bad on her feet. And like, and I know that with Candace right here, that would really open up a little comment from Candace. But she has, remember they had like a whole montage about how like when she confronted, she sort of just she gets flustered and lies and just says, wild shit. And then later on, she's like, yeah, I was
Starting point is 00:52:52 lying. So she's just not in good on her feet. But Nikki is like, so Nikki goes, okay, everyone everyone outside in TV land. If you have a go-to strip club and you're able to buy a steak, it is not a strip club. Okay, do you still stand by that? Or do you see how crazy you look when you say that because you went so hard about it? Mia. And Mia's like, wow, I went back and you know, I thought I'm really disrespecting women everywhere who don't like to call themselves strippers. They like to call themselves interpainters.
Starting point is 00:53:23 So I thought, now is the time to correct that. She goes specifically, she calls them not just women, but beautiful bossy women and goes, I need to speak up for them and correct that term. And he's like, no, you didn't try to make this an empowerment movement girl. Mia, Mia, no, Mia. And everybody's cracking up and Candice is like, oh yes, she did. And so then Mia's like, well, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:50 like you don't put stripper on your resume and you put anirting on your resume. And Candice goes, no, you don't strippers don't have resumes. Mia's like, they don't get it. So Nikki goes, so if it was chicken strips and not steaks, would it have been considered a strip club? Yes, I know. And Candace by the way goes, I sure don't get it. I got it off with that. I don't like the slut shaming Jesus Christ. So then me is like, um, my
Starting point is 00:54:19 death I mentioned, I'm a little stront clone, laser of chicken wings. I just never, I never realized that strip clubs were just of Stranglion, they serve check-on wings. I just never realized that the strip clubs were just so tied to the menu, right? Like, you're a fucking man. Like he's like, so if you're wearing a gown and you're serving steak and lobster, it's not a strip club. It's an entertainment business.
Starting point is 00:54:39 As you go, it's not all. I can't. By the way, Karen is covering. Oh, sorry, go ahead. I was just going to say that just to set the scene that while this is happening Karen has taken some sort of like sash or scarf or maybe it's even her gloves and she's just like Bird boxed her eyes. She just has them over her eyes. She's like, I cannot look at this ridiculousness. I cannot So she's like, okay, then you tripped down on that one. It's okay. What okay? Me Does it make you feel good when someone's husband is attracted to you?
Starting point is 00:55:09 And Candace goes, oh yes, because we're all just so jealous of her. She's just like, can she please just speak? Yeah. And Nikki is like, okay, go up in the back and get your project done. And come out when I'm done, because I'm done. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Which was like a reference to Candace with her like, when she did that hand thing, was like the projector. So, Emilia got put the child in time out in Candace like, be quiet. And she goes, well, to answer your question, I'm used to being a sex symbol. Nikki's like, uh, and entertainment, you mean? And wait, because a around some was husband.
Starting point is 00:55:48 And she's like, but me, I mean, me, I hold on, hold on. Were you insinuating that when these husband couldn't even look you in the eye? I guess that meant you were so beautiful he couldn't look at you. I don't know why this has been so misinterpreted. It's like the second time. And so Mia's, Mia explains it again that she's like, well, Wendy was giving me energy that she didn't like Eddie,
Starting point is 00:56:10 like she didn't like Eddie to talk to anyone. So like Eddie wasn't even allowed to look at me. That's what, you know, she basically is saying that like Wendy was being so controlling that I've had even looked in another woman's direction, shoot, be in trouble. Not saying that I am so beautiful that I've had Eddie looked at me, he would like fall in love, and so he was afraid to look at me. Which is funny
Starting point is 00:56:30 because this is the same kind of thing that came up, I think, in the last episode where she had to clarify that. Yeah. And it's so true, too, because then we get the scene of Wendy, Wendy at that Honey Mooner's party, that loves party for couples only. Yeah, newlyweds. Yeah. Yeah. And when Eddie was, they said, if you could sleep with anyone other than your wife or who's the hottest woman here, whatever the question was, and Wendy's like, it better be me. You see her telling you better write me.
Starting point is 00:56:57 So me is like, well, I, you know, I'm just like, why didn't you have to be someone can draw on. Yeah. And it's like, well, I think that she played herself by showing so much insecurity. And when he goes, yeah, but you played, but then she says to me, but you played yourself by making that comment about a married man when you were married woman, huh? What? No. And me as like, my husband doesn't give two shits. He actually doesn't give many shits at all. He's very irregular. A lot of prunes in our household. And when he's like, but your husband also doesn't care
Starting point is 00:57:28 about you fucking other people in front of him. So, okay, but like if that's their sex life, fucking cares. The show, I don't get this show. It's like everybody's trying to be so sexy all the time, like doing all this work to be as sexy as possible. But when it comes to talking about actual sex, they're also, like, pure-atamical, it's weird. So me and America.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, exactly. So me is like, well, like, clearly, why are you so obsessed with what we're doing? And then they just start talking over each other. They start fighting. And like, it's just like they're talking over each other. It's sort of hard to discern what they're saying. But ultimately you just hear Wendy going big mad big mad big mad. Oh big mad.
Starting point is 00:58:13 And it is like well, she didn't want to rescue Wendy. I mean, all right, moving on. Wendy, you're a smart woman. And I get excited when I see you do commentary on TV. And Wendy does that like, oh, blessed. I'm blessed She does thank you just oh, she goes oh, thank you. I might be okay. He does have done her best with her facial expression right. It's like a hashtag blessed face. She's like yeah
Starting point is 00:58:36 It was like very much a you are so sweet. Thank you so much. It's like relax. Okay, like relax. So she's like you so much. Just like, relax. Okay, like relax. So she's like, she's like, so I don't know what made you go from that to candles. It does look odd for you. And I think every viewer is wondering what's going on in Wendy's life. And I, it seemed, it seemed like like so much a change. And even though I didn't like Ashley's approach about how she was singing to you, it needed to be said because it was obvious. You hear an ash is like, um, what aspect did you not like about the approach? When he was like, the fact that there was conversations multiple times instead of coming to me, Robyn said, we did come to you. Even though she didn't.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Robyn did not. Yeah. Well, I do believe that they approached Wendy with it, but they fumbled the ball because they said in idiotic ways by calling her a loose woman and saying she was not saying she was a woman of substance. So whatever they were trying to approach was totally lost. And they also did that. She's right that they also did that after they had been talking about it for weeks on
Starting point is 00:59:40 camera. But let's not forget that Robin and Wendy had already spoken about this before the show even aired and Robin was still acting like it was this huge storyline for the season. So whatever Robin. So Nikki, so Nate, then Nikki's like, okay, let's move on. Okay. So you guys, it was revealed that Eddie was following a bunch of booty models on Instagram right. And then Wendy goes, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So cringe I was cringing so hard for her. She was trying so hard and she wouldn't stop She just kept laughing and clapping and Nikki's like Uh, and you know like you're so in control of everything Like I would think that you would know everything he did on Instagram, you know
Starting point is 01:00:35 Because that's how you came across like I'm surprised he got away with that and she goes well He didn't get away with it Because it's not true. I mean, that's blogs. Just blogs it. They're making stuff up all the time. Come on. That's a lot. So my bright everybody's blood. Look at how I ease. I am talking about blogs, just making up stuff and just rolls off my back. Look at how at ease. I'm like, wow, you certainly weren't at eat at this much at ease when, you know, Robin and Jacelle, you know, it was only, it was only last episode that she was saying how when Robin and Jacelle, it was only last episode that she was saying
Starting point is 01:01:07 how when Robin and Jacelle brought up the rumors, she gave them, she gave these rumors a national stage. And now she's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha as if it's nothing, right? So. I didn't heard about the Instagram, Boudie. I mean, we have, because we know a girl named
Starting point is 01:01:23 Sochelle on the day. But yeah, I don't think on the show We've been at that one right this was new for the show and so actually Nicki Minaj just did the very thing That that Robin and Jacelle had done and so we see screenshots of like before the allegations before it was pointed out That she was following like 600 and something people and then all of a sudden afterwards it drops down to 400 something Yeah, and she goes no one you honestly and if he's like Even right now my isn't he still following and when he goes um, I don't know who he follows. I mean come on What why would I know who he follows?
Starting point is 01:02:01 She goes uh, yeah, but that's what I want to get to because like who he's following, like is that why you got your butt down because he was following booty models? And it's funny because this is literally the line of questioning that Wendy got so mad at with Robin and Jacelle. And Robin and Jacelle, their whole thing was kind of like what's going on with you that you suddenly changed up your look
Starting point is 01:02:23 and Wendy said like accuse them of misogyny because they're like what what kind of woman S you know says like that I have to get my my butt done you know to compete it done, it's because the booty model, look at how this rolls off my back. And Nicky's like, but if he is following the booty model, she's, well, I don't care. She's all, but that's why you got it done. She's, I love my booty, honey.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I love my booty. So now you're all calm about it when the booty went. This whole thing was just really cringed. And so Nicky's like, so is that why you would drop in the obligation? And then they show her dancing on the stripping or no, they show her at the bar at the bar and the home bar or whatever at that vacation house. And he was like, um, she was doing it because Jean was dropping those ones. And Wendy's like, well, you would were having sex in the waffle house bathroom Wendy's like you're the pro you're the pro you had sex in a waffles bathroom
Starting point is 01:03:41 I can't this is just yelling no budget no budget Wendy's like you had sex in the waffle house bathroom you You spread your ass. And Karen's like, excuse me. I do not like those acrylic nails in my face Wendy. And also when are we going to go to the waffle house? So then Nicky's like, okay, Candice. Your mother seems willing to destroy your husband for the world to see. So this mama like doesn't even get checked so like she's just gonna keep on doing it So how did it feel to see your mom saying these things and so Candice is like I cried I know that and so of course it's like Pass with the tissue. It's like literally 15 seconds and she's already needs the tissue So when he's made like a tissue out of the poster board, it's like text messages on the tissue.
Starting point is 01:04:30 She's, I don't want to cry. I don't want to, like Marie Carey said, I don't want to cry. And so she goes, honestly, it has affected our marriage. So what are you going to tell your mother, you're a grown woman and he's a grown man. And she's like, well, when I saw it, I absolutely checked her. I said, why would you say these things to someone who has always been so good to her
Starting point is 01:04:52 and makes her bed when she stays over and then she gave me a check? And that's what we call checking her. Ha ha ha ha ha. And Nikki goes, well, I want to know how you checked it for humiliating your husband on TV. And she goes, well, I want to know how you checked it for humiliating your husband on TV. And she goes, well, I, I don't want to disrespect my mother or a national TV.
Starting point is 01:05:10 But if you guys want to, please have at it. Yeah. And she's like, but she disrespected your husband, which is funny coming to Zell, whose dad was caught on his mic talking about what a shithead Jamal is. And Nikki's like, but if you have children, your mom, I mean, are you gonna be okay with your mom? Like, you know, talking to the father of your children? Yeah, it was, your mom would be okay with you potentially getting divorced
Starting point is 01:05:37 from the father of your children just because she wants to be funny on TV. I love these hypotheticals that make you pulls out. But what about, let's see this? You married and then your mom, she, um, she burns down your house and you're okay with that. It's like, wait, but that wasn't what happened. Wait, wait, wait, wait, but what if you get married and then your loves being friends, Robin, it's your cell come over and your mom says something means you're husband and then you get divorced while you're swimming. Wait, wait, wait. What happens? Oh, can't you marry?
Starting point is 01:06:06 But then like your scientist friend, he has a toy machine and you go back to 1985 and then you your mom and your mom falls in love with you. Does that make her a lesbian or someone who's into incest? Oh, God. So Candace is like, well, she said that she was just saying it for TV, but I said there needs to be a boundary About what you talk about on TV. And then I took a break from her
Starting point is 01:06:30 You did how long was the brain a few weeks Yeah, but someone like that, you know what they're just gonna do it again She goes well, she doesn't hear it from me, but she will hear it from you Nikki No, she will hear it from you, Nikki. No, she will hear it from you. If you put out boundaries, it's not that easy. And Carrie goes, well, if you get into a pissing match with a husband and you're going to lose your, I said, if you, you get into a pissing match, Dorothy, with, with Candace, that's been, you're going to lose your daughter.
Starting point is 01:07:02 So I suggest you find a new way to get along with Chris. So Nikki's like, well, I like this song. Dry back, but I got a question. Keep it real. Skeleton one to 10. Before that video came out, how successful did everyone think it would be? 10 being successful and one being a flisma. I mean, it goes, man, I'm going to tell.
Starting point is 01:07:22 And this goes from a place of hateration. Just from a place of honesty. No, from a place of hateration. She was lying in, let's him tell. I think, uh, didn't they play it at the video? Shoot. Come on. Yeah. She was so ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:07:38 I think he's laughing so hard. And he's like, well, I was in the background. I am. So, can I go as well? I thought it was a nine, nine for effort, nine for it. And he's like, well, I was in the background. I am. So can I go as well? I thought it was a nine, nine for effort, nine for talent, nine for all those cute little dots that were on those lines in the song things, right? Like notes. Yes. Yes. Nine for the notes. You can make fun of all of the bad places that I'm for you to but every single one of those places that you all call Classless at least had food I rate to I gave it it to
Starting point is 01:08:12 So Karen's like well, I make you like no, no, no, no, no, let me know. Tennis like super platinum platinum huge worldwide hit Okay, that's what tennis, okay, and she goes oh she goes oh oh yeah, well I thought it'd be a five If I would give you a five and can this is like well the song has over 500,000 streams and Nikki just kind of gives a look and then takes a breath like Do I need to track this girl? Yeah, Nikki you know because that's that wouldn't be cool like it's so much of starting out Nikki is now all of a sudden It's like at that place where Nikki goes from being a fan of
Starting point is 01:08:47 these girls to being like wait a second, I'm Nikki Manage, she sold millions of albums and I'm not going to have this girl act like she's on my level. I like you can sort of just see like her ego was starting to like encroach on the space and she was trying to like hold it in to be like listen, she's a new girl, I don't have to punch down, but oh, she looked at that moment like she was ready to punch down. And she basically goes as close to punching down as one can. Because then Candace is like, yeah, I'm on billboard. I'm on billboard on R&B. She's like, mm, wait a second, it's very important.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Bill Board, I tune. She's like, well, I'm number 24. On which billboard, R&B, R&B billboard, 24 and billboard, number four on iTunes. And Nikki's like, like she's, she is like, just trying to like control herself. She's like, and how long has it been out? And she goes two months. And she's like, is that good? And when he goes, come on for a new artist. And Candice goes, and I wasn't signed. Remember that. And she's like, so how many albums have you sold? She was over half a million. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 01:09:52 back it up. I mean, this album didn't sell half a million copies. And she's like, um, hold on, I have an infographic. And she starts scrolling through her phone. I love that. I have an infographic. So, um, so Robin is like, oh, I have a question. His download is selling an album. I'm just like, well, if they downloaded the whole album, then yes, dummy. I was like, okay, well, I downloaded it, so that's at least one.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Yeah. And she goes, well, you got at least one. So Canvas is swiping through. It's like taking a long time. And he's like, come on, you don't know these numbers So Canvas is swiping through. It's like taking a long time. And me is like, come on, you don't know these numbers. They just came in yesterday. Okay, hey, to raid 20,000, 200,000, 13 thus far. And just like in a week. And so Wendy's like, because like 20,000 albums. So you sold 20,000 albums from what's the name of the album deep space?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Okay, like you could see Nikki sort of decide she's at that crossroads where she's saying Do I go in hard and just like destroy this girl or am I gonna be a good host right now? She's like, okay, we'll have a this. Let me contain my rage for a moment. Okay. Why don't you toss to your new video? Because everyone wants to see it. And I am just going to grit my teeth right now because this is very, I'm very happy. I'm very happy for you.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Yeah, she got nicer. I mean, I thought it was going to be much worse. I was like, oh my god, you know, I'm not Candace's biggest fan. But even I was like, please do not drag this girl for making an effort. You know what I mean? I thought that, I thought Nikki looked furious, and she was, and but she was able to sort of just like push out a smile and just push through the segment, but she looked like, you know, she looked, I thought she was,
Starting point is 01:11:45 she was like hated that this, that basically Candace is trying to make herself sound like this hugely successful, you know, music artists. Right. So then Candace is like, this is my new single. It's called, it's it enough. And so they watch a little clip of it and she's like oddly in a bath
Starting point is 01:12:03 and I just say oddly because how she's moving in the bath like she's an odd movement artist. She's like moving awkwardly in the bath and then she does like she's trying to be sexy and like grab her crotch and stuff and I thought it was awkward but it sounds good. And it's like, let me ask if you, love the mind. All right, let me ask. If you were a lesbian, what is else to do with you? All right.
Starting point is 01:12:30 If I had a record label, which I do, what would be the selling point that you manage has said, girl, you got to check out Candice because boom, you know? And Candice, because she still wants that she wants the haze or so badly.
Starting point is 01:12:42 So Candice is like, my vocal ability first, you know, only your vocal ability. Yeah. First, I mean, before my dance ability, and before my performance, my vocal ability first, and I've been singing my whole life. Yeah, but I hear you used auto tune.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Excuse you, Nicki Minaj. Are you, you are gonna give someone's ship for auto tune? I mean, we can. You heard starships. I don't know if you are gonna give someone ship for auto tune. I mean, we can't hurt starships. Yes, we're just some petty bitches, but starships was, I don't even know, it was like you rubbed your elbow against something and they used that as your vocals under auto too.
Starting point is 01:13:17 You fucking kidding me. I love starships, I love starships, I love me some super bass. You know, I love a lot of Nicki Minaj songs, but like it is funny that Nicki Minaj is coming for vocal abilities, right? So even though I like that song, I heard the auto tune and Candace, because yes, yes, I've used auto tune on quite a few songs for creative purposes.
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Starting point is 01:14:16 Ha-ha-ha-ha. So, Soneke's like, she's like, OK, and when we need to hear something Icapella child, something Icapella. Which is, you know, now she's really, this is a resting happening right here, because you know, she like, you know, Candace is not warmed up or anything.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Well Candace was just singing in the break, like, that's true. And also she is an artist and she should be prepared to do that on the reunion. You know, she's gonna be asked to sing something. Yeah, and so she, all of a sudden, she's very nervous, right? Because she's probably thinking in her head,
Starting point is 01:14:52 I wasn't expecting this. Okay, if I have to sing, do I sing drive back? Do I sing the new song? Do I promote the new song? Like, what do I do? Do I remember the lyrics to all this and that? So she's, and me, of course, is like, egging this song.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah, let's hear it. I want to hear this like negative to quality song. Let's hear it. Yeah. We have a training. And she's like, well, I'm going to do gospel. And she's like, no, I want to hear it right back. You know, come on, just a few lines. And Candace is like, let me think of another song. And she's like, yeah, so I'm a mom, mom, mom, mom. And so Candace goes, well, I'm going to do my next new single.
Starting point is 01:15:28 And just so says she asked for a drive back. Just do drives back. Yeah, you're an artist. And then it got to Andy on the sidelines just laughing, just enjoying this moment while one of his stars, just like, you know, having a personal crisis on stage. And so Nikki is like, yeah, you know, having a personal crisis on stage. And so Nikki is like, yeah, I know this song.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Try it back. I just want you to sing a little bit of it, just a little bit. And everyone, and we see everyone, like backstage, just watching and can't just like, okay, can I get a snap? So they start snapping. And then you can just, she starts to sing and, you know, she's a little sharp, she's a little flat, but like overall does a pretty good job.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Yeah, so then when it's done, Nick, he's like, why didn't you wanna do that? That was good. I mean, it's like, oh my God, I'm gonna go download it. Oh wow, that was really God, I'm care about us. Yeah, so Candice, she was she was she was she was she was challenged. I mean, but she did it. She did it to her credit. She did it. So
Starting point is 01:16:32 then I mean, I'll say it was probably on par with her best happy birthday. Yeah. She's done on the show, which you know, are a mess, but you know look someone works very hard to invent auto tune and God bless whoever it was because it helps a lot of people you know it was like a It was like a mid-pack American idol audition right like so had some good qualities Definitely was like you know shifting keys on a regular basis while she was singing here's my thing I don't like when people reach for the note and then they point like Mariah, you know, they do like the Mariah point, like they're gonna hit them up,
Starting point is 01:17:10 but then they still miss the note. Like you even pointed at the note, okay? You even point, you stabbed the note in the air, okay? Yeah, but anyway, so Mia stops her practice. But I have to say, I have to say, I am a Carly Rae Jepsen fan and I realize she's also someone who's auto tuned And I love her songs and I would never expect her to really stay in key when she sings live either so you know I'm gonna give Candace a shred of credit
Starting point is 01:17:36 Well, I also saw that the Tiffany clip online that's been going around. Have you seen that? No, we're Tiffany the singer, you know, I saw him standing there at the Beatles' cover. That's the Beatles' cover again. And we're alone now. Oh, I think we're alone now. Yeah, and she also did. I saw him standing there.
Starting point is 01:17:53 Yeah, she did both. And she is like singing in some mall somewhere again. And she's like wasted or something. She's just like, Yeah, that's that. Yeah, it was recent. Like terrible, really, really bad. And she's getting kind of heckled.
Starting point is 01:18:07 And she stopped. And she's like, fuck you guys. I'm Tiffany. This is my song. And that was me. I did this. And I'm gonna do it. Cause this is mine.
Starting point is 01:18:18 And then she starts, it's sad. So yeah, you know, it was good. It was good. Good for Tiffany. Good for her for speaking. Because you know what? Like people should be so lucky to have Tiffany pop up in their mall and, you know, croak her way through one of her songs. Okay. Tiffany was never considered a vocalist. Okay. And it's for anyone to expect anything else.
Starting point is 01:18:36 It's crazy. And the truth is, if you listen to some of our old favorites or just people who are like superstars, if you listen to them sing nowadays, if you listen to like a Bob Dylan, they're like just people who are like superstars. If you listen to them sing nowadays, if you listen to like a Bob Dylan, they're like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh P.P. and Candice, Chris comes up to the set and Chris by now sit down your drunk. Like, what are you even walking on? You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk.
Starting point is 01:19:10 You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk.
Starting point is 01:19:18 You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. You're literally drunk. I'm not talking about it right now. I'm like, oh my god, but didn't you like? Can he say the whole line of questioning and the way it was going? I didn't like that. Shut up Chris. Okay, go make a fucking case of the year somewhere.
Starting point is 01:19:30 You literally just said you're not the actual manager. You're basically a glorified assistant So therefore like chill out. So Andy comes up. He's like, wow! I gotta give it to you. That was really fucking hard And he sang your song and he brought the roof down Wow! That was really fucking hard and he sang your song and he brought the roof down And he's like are you kidding me? I'm so angry with what she just did and he's like But you shouldn't be everyone cheering for her and he's like yeah, what's your whole thing Andy? I saw it Okay, I saw it Chris she just stood up for you Yeah, she just told off the mom on national TV. And yes, I agree that it looked like she was going to be evil, but it's not your job to come up and like control things on the stage.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Sit down, you drug. But also more importantly, the story is that Nikki was kind of like, you know, pushing Candace and Candace like rose to the rose the challenge more or less. And so that's actually, it's like a triumphant moment for her and he should focus on that, right? So either way, they all now it's time for the closing segments. So Nikki says, all of you ladies, I appreciate you, even those who don't have a storing line. And I think you're all dope and continue to be queens who possibly sleep with other queens and don't let anyone stop you. Okayy I am done you can take your job back now So she is
Starting point is 01:20:51 You know he passes out shots And he passes out shots and Care and go sneaky you were so into it. I'm glad you focused on to Zell so wrong. Thank you. Well, I went to toast to Indy Kanda and second to the Queen's epitomic for being so gracious and toasting to the band bitches in Indy Kanda. And the last thing to get people the gross ring. Yeah, that's the lesbian to gay people, the gross ring. Okay, cheers everybody. And that was the grand finale. The final, the final line is Karen going,
Starting point is 01:21:34 well, I feel totally vindicated. You told yourselves, I saw. Mm-hmm. And it's good that you went for the ass because the box is quite hot. Oh, fun season. Really good. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great., but Joe McEns Orange County begins. This Wednesday
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