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Real housewives of Pachemik.
Yeah, another great episode.
Although notably, people have noticed on the internet
that we are now at episode three, and we have no taglines yet.
It's kind of crazy. And someone on Twitter said that bravo's retiring taglines starting with Potomac,
but then other people were like fake news.
So who knows if that's actually true, but so far we don't have any taglines.
And I think that's a little bizarre, but I think next week we will get the taglines.
And the reason why I say that is because I think we've had two 2B
continuates in a row on on Potomac and in this this episode did not have a 2B
continued so we should be opening next week kind of with the classic opening.
Is that a rule of it's a 2B continued?
That's my that's the really important theory that I spent about 30 seconds
thinking about today. I was like guys I can't wait to debut in my new theory on the podcast.
Well, maybe they're just trying to figure out how Wendy can do another one about being busy.
I'm the busiest person with so many degrees busy, busy, busy.
God, I don't even have time to do this tagline.
I'm too blessed to be stressed, but I'm too stressed to be messy.
Too blessed to be busy, but I'm busy to be stressed.
Oh, Wendy, all right.
We'll try it again next week, Wendy.
Okay.
There's a lot in my plate.
That's like a whole thing.
That's our whole thing this season.
There's a lot in my plate.
Wendy, could you please come up with something else?
Um, balding?
Okay, that doesn't really slip off the tongue
with any rhymes or anything.
So...
Yeah, let's go, let's stick with plates, okay.
I'm not gonna lose my hair over this fight.
No, Wendy.
There's no real ring to that.
Go back.
When it comes to stress, it's a hairy situation.
Hey, why is this still going on my back.
Do I? Wait a minute, stop reading from Ronnie's diary.
All right.
So we open where we left off last week at this tick tock sexy
chance.
Naturally, naturally.
As one does.
Oh my God, you guys, sorry, I can't make it a lunch.
I'm going to it.
TikTok dance party class.
So there are going to, there's going to be champagne and cupcake serve too.
So Candace is still quarreling with the producer and, uh, she's like,
if it's going to be about maligning my fucking husband, you don't want me here.
Okay, I will not have it.
I know that you know what's going on.
And Eric, the executive producer says,
listen, I don't control what they say.
Any more than I control what you say, platypus.
Platypus.
Yeah, I said, listen, I can't control them.
I can't control them. I can't control you.
Now fold up a paper towel and make it into a triangle
and dab your eyes with, there you go.
There you go.
Now do a little, I'm a little teapot
sure instead of the whole bit.
There you go.
There we go.
Look at you deciding to do this all on your own.
And she's like, this is bullshit.
If you want that, Michael Darby is available for that.
The ass grabbing mother fucker that actually likes
to make people feel uncomfortable.
He is available for that.
Not a my husband.
And furthermore, London Bridge is falling down,
is falling down, is falling down, is falling down.
Wait a second, why am I seeing this?
To the...
Macarena.
Very good.
She's just hopping around in a little square.
So back to the ladies, Ashley's like, why is Candace over there?
And Candace just yells, Candace is fine.
Candace is fine.
Oh.
So these women have apologized for Michael Darby
over and over and over again.
And if he walked in here right now,
they would hug him and offer him tea and crumpets.
But my husband, who has never given anyone a reason
to think ill of him is now the target.
Help me understand. Help me understand.
Help me understand how these ladies do not appreciate a duck quesadilla. Please explain
that to me. And Eric's like, listen, I'm sure you've all said something about each other.
Ronald McDonald. Oh, the fart. E-I-E-I-L. Duh. Duh. Okay. Duh.
Yes, I've said things that are true.
I've said things that are true.
And don't come, and don't cut any of my fourth wall.
I want this all in here because Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty.
I don't know what I'm saying this.
I've got a great fall. Woo. Ha ha ha ha.
Karen's been controlled at home.
So she walks off and there's like horror music tingles.
And she just like leaves the gym,
might casually just walks out.
And when he's like, what is happening?
And Candice says, I am going to take my black ass out of here
because the alternative is Jacell gets the
brrrr-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-at one.
And I ain't gonna knew all that.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna yoke a pat.
I got things to do and things to lose.
Not today, Satan.
Not today, neck.
Not today, ankles.
Oh, my God.
Don't have it.
How do these shows
Change your side. I mean so violent like how do I like campus? I I know I don't like can't is I don't like her and now I'm like
It's a power of a good radio single or aspiring radio single, you know, no, I'm like you better
It's a power of a good radio single or aspiring radio single, you know, no, I'm like, you better try back icon.
She's an icon.
So, um, so Wendy's like, now they're like, I guess we get to talk about something
else. Maybe.
So Wendy's like, so I met with Peter and we talked about, you know, what does
this place look like?
The Nigerian lounge and he loved that, you know, especially that I'd be putting
up the money for it.
And she's just like, yeah, he loved the, he loved the idea of a Nigerian restaurant, especially with the
bar for children.
That's also a library.
Two to five.
And Sherees goes, but a restaurant, you've got to live in that.
You really do.
You've got to live in that restaurant.
And Wendy's like, well, I wouldn't be the majority owner.
I mean, he would be taking 20% ownership.
And, you know, I mean, I would be taking 20% ownership.
And, you know, like for 20%, I don't have to live there.
That's true.
He's like, uh, who's 20% who's doing the 20%?
She's like, I would be.
And the other 80% Pita.
She's like, um, have you Google this guy?
Get just Google.
Just Google the guy.
Okay.
So did she get for herself a raise too?
Because I thought she was 10%.
Was it 20?
Well, I don't know.
I don't remember.
Wasn't me like, okay, then you get, you get, okay,
first we don't make any money for the first two years.
And then after that, you know, we'll
get like 10% of what the restaurant is. And then you get 10% of that. Like you may have
been right. I don't know. I don't know. My brain doesn't matter like that. I'm just
hearing zero zero at the end of the day. It doesn't matter what percentage it is. I just
thought it was funny that Wendy is giving herself a raise in this hypothetical.
So the reason is like, oh yeah, Peter Thomas, you're going to go through this grand opening
tomorrow.
And she's like, well, again, I have something to do.
I have something to do at all times.
Always.
I'm very, very busy.
And she's like, well, what if you're a relationship with Eddie's達 to suffer because of this?
And she's like, well, I haven't downloaded him on the latest conversation, but Eddie said
he doesn't want me doing anything else until I can manage what's currently on.
Wait for it.
My plate.
So, me, Wendy is boring.
The tears out of me and probably the audience as well.
So I give you a really nice text.
I don't want us to be in a bad place, me up So I give you a really nice text. I don't
want us to be in a bad place. Me up because I like you. And she's like, my life, my life,
my life. You like me too. So, Robins, are you guys go talk somewhere else? Okay, because
I want to talk shit in here. Go somewhere else, please. So, Jacelle and me go into like back
to the purple dance room,
where they have just like not bothered to turn on the regular, you know, light still. And Jacelle
brings the cupcakes, she brings the entire thing like double tray of cupcakes. And when he's like,
so what, we just have to sit here while we wait for them, is that what we're doing? Well, he
about my plate, like a lot on it. I've already talked about my plate. I don't really know where to go from here.
So Ashley's like, well, I don't mind,
but, you know, just all really is taking the brunt
of all of this when we all felt that me a story was fishy.
And when he's like, well, I'm coming from a different place
because my friend has cancer.
So I come from that place.
And so, you know, give the benefit of the doubt,
but however, I do feel as though if it wasn't true,
it would be something to clear up
because you don't want that negativity,
wow, that was a lot of my plate.
That was a lot.
I just read my plate.
My plate is so big that that was actually
written around the perimeter of it.
I got the whole set and said.
And Rob was like, well, I do believe she's going through something. However,
her message was very confusing. You don't say I'm going to the Cancer Center and
then not update us. It's been a week. I mean, it's been a week where the updates.
Yeah. So then meanwhile in the other rooms, I was like, have I been a little confused
about your social media posts?
Yes, but that's none of my business, even though I've clearly made it my business, which
is why we have to have a whole special conversation about it here in a weird purple room.
Well, the challenge I had is I didn't ever expect for you to be the one to attack me in a group setting and response to something so sensitive.
That hurt me to my core. I'm gonna have to give, I'm gonna have to get that hurt bit seed and
see what it's like because my doctor said it could be dangerous.
So Wendy doesn't know how to say it so flutty every time she says it. She's like, I'm gonna get bippity. I'm gonna get something bippity inside.
So then Wendy is still arguing with Robin and she's like, well, Robin, you know, things
have happened since her social media post. It's like, that's what's going on. And
Rob goes, well, the why last week, did you try to put it on? Oh, it's Robin and just hell. You said, Oh, what did those two
say? Because she's referring to the spring party where Wendy walked up and said, Oh, what
are those two saying about, you know, your cancer?
And she's like, wait, I didn't even say your name. She's, you don't have to say my name
for me to know that, I'm, for me to know that you're talking about me, she says, well, I don't understand the question, Robin, when we're talking
about the same situation, I'm just like, well, I want to know why Wendy said those two,
when you all share the same sentiment. And when he goes, no, we don't have the same
sentiment. So let's put that on the record there. And then we'll put that record on my
plate, okay? Because you called me a liar on On the wicket. And I'm sure this is like Wendy and Robin, you two need therapy. Go find the
therapist. Something else is going on here but slide this. Something else is going on here. Wow,
look at Sherees, detective Sherees. So when he's like when is when, when we, when I saw Mia at the spring thing and a ring,
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, I embraced her.
My energy was different.
You all went in on her.
That's the difference.
And then we go inside the room, the other room, and she's like, my delivery,
ah, well, it's horrible.
I mean, it's like, well, if you have a concern, bring it to me.
It's assuming I'm not at the Joan Hopkins Cancer Center.
And don't bring it all the way around the mulberry bush.
Don't bring it all around the barn brublush about it.
It's coming in your mouth on it.
And it's like, okay, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. And me is like, well, never saw that.
Connie, I can genuinely tell your sorry. And you didn't mean to be so abrupt.
I am based on all of nothing. So, so then back me, well, Robin and Windier are now going at it and Robin's like the first thing I said to her was
Are you okay? I said your credibility is low in your messages confusing
But you wanted to come over and act like Robin and sell with the only people that had questions about her dad
I love that Robin is
Proving that she was actually being good friend because she said hey, are you okay?
Because I don't fucking believe you your credibility is shit. I
Asked you, okay.
And my face says, no, you called her a liar.
And I have never called her a liar.
Standing your truth, Robin.
Standing your truth, Robin.
Standing your truth, Robin.
Robin, stand in your tent.
Don't stand what was standing in it.
And just like, wow, wow, they're screaming out there. and stand and your tent does down while you're standing it.
And just all like, wow, wow, they're screaming out there. Ah, so then she keeps screaming, stand on your truth.
And so Robin stands up and she's like, I'm standing on it.
I'm standing on it.
And she starts coming towards Wendy
and Wendy goes, sit down, Robin.
I know.
Wendy, because Wendy is like, listen, I stand in truth, because even when I'm sitting, I'm still
standing.
Sit down.
There's a lot of, this is definitely kind of harkening back to Kelly Benz, Simone, telling
Alex McCord, open your eyes.
Not close your eyes.
Not close your eyes.
Not open your eyes.
But Robin is getting really upset over this.
And she starts coming towards me.
I mean, coming towards Wendy, like she's about to put an umbrella on her neck, you know,
she's got that kind of attitude. So Ashley's like, um, oh, they're back now. So now everybody's
calm. And Robin's like, I guess I'm sitting because she's the queen of the world.
So Ashley's like, oh, so did you guys have a good conversation in the purple room?
And me is like, yeah, I feel okay now.
So Ash is like, did the, by the way, did the doctor rule that cancer?
And she's like, yeah, stay for long, my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, my
lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Malay, Mal legal in C's, but you know, I have lumps and just I was like, so you're
gonna wait?
Yeah, I'm gonna wait till August, you know, I mean, what's a couple of lumps really?
And Sheree just starts laughing because she's so ridiculous, right?
So Robin's like, well, Mia, I would like to get to know you better, but I just, you know,
I don't know what you're talking about something sometimes. Like, what are you talking about?
Me as like, why aren't you hovering over your chair? I don't know if I should be sitting
or standing. I like the me just because that's fair. Yeah. So then Robyn's like, hey, um, so,
hey, you're, you're, you? Is your kid plays basketball with my kid
and that got spring break next week?
Hey, hey, just how do you daughter's house spring break?
Yes, ah, hey, Ashley, do your toddlers have spring break?
She's like, um, I guess.
Hey, a person who dances instructor,
do you know about the concept of the spring break?
Is TikTok getting a spring break?
She's so heavy handed, right?
And so she's like, yeah, well, wow,
all of our kids are gonna have spring break.
So I was thinking of doing a family fun day.
They've never met your son.
And when he's like, aw,
and she goes, wait is one being not invited?
She's like why wasn't I invited? You know for me kids is where I draw the line. For me it's a
character flaw if someone is inviting people's kids and purposely doesn't invite other children
children who could hold plates but that's fine. I mean, that's a stretch.
I get that Robin's being rude as fuck,
but kids is where I draw the line,
inviting some kids and not other kids.
Like usually it means like,
don't you come for my children.
Not.
They wanna come to your family, fun day too.
Like no kid wants to go to Robin's family, fun day.
Okay.
I believe it or not, I actually kind of,
I kind of agreed with Wendy on this one
because I kind of feel like it's shitty
if those kids find out that all the other kids
are playing but they weren't invited,
that's gonna suck for those kids.
That's gonna hurt those kids.
Cause you know Wendy's gonna say that to them.
Wendy's gonna be like,
I just want you to know
well all the kids are playing but you and we're gonna say that to them. Wendy's gonna be like, I just want you to know well, the kids are playing, but you,
and we're gonna do something fun instead.
And then she's gonna say, my kids were crying.
My kids were crying.
Yeah, but in that case, it's Wendy hurting her children.
Well, it depends.
Well, then Wendy's hurt it.
Well, then I would also be a matter of Wendy.
But for right now, a matter of...
No, I'm not at Wendy.
Wendy is terrible.
I'm standing in all my true swanning.
Sandin' to tentals down there.
It's a nuanced situation.
And I would like you to hold space for me, okay?
So, but of course, Robyn's being a dick on purpose,
which is why she announced every single person first.
So, Robyn's like, well, you called me a horrible person,
so I don't care. And she's like, well, you called me a horrible person, so I don't care.
And she's like, well, I'm not opening my mouth
to ask her one question about her kids availability.
I'm 1,000% good, not having her in my life.
So she's like, hey guys, anybody know why I can't
to storm dad?
And she's like, hmm, I don't know why.
I think her stomach hurt did she storm out
did she oh did I say anything the potentially upset her I don't think so I think
the little stomach issue so then everyone's leaving and Wendy doesn't realize she's still got
her mic on so we just see a shot of the window and we hear Wendy and the producer talking.
And the producer's like, Zen, when hey, so how are you with me after that? She's like,
Oh, good. I think out of everyone, I'm the only one giving her a chance, but I mean, she's
lying. So who cares? We all know she's fine. We all know. I mean, jeez. He's on my late nose.
And then they rewind the footage and 20 minutes ago, because you see or say, you called
me a liar.
I have never called her a liar.
Stand in your truth.
Stand in your truth.
I'm sorry.
She tells Robin, you called me a liar.
And I've never called her a liar.
Stand in your truth.
And then it comes back to present.
I went to go, oh, I'm still miked.
Like that was the show went out of its way
to basically undermine Wendy.
Like you can tell, she does not have fans on production
if they did that to it.
They were like, we're gonna carve out 30 seconds of time
to make you look like an idiot, right?
But does anybody, because they did it,
I mean, they're putting all of Candace's stuff in there,
too, even though Candace said, you leave it in there.
I think they're like, this is what we have to deal with.
Okay, everybody.
Now, all of this said, this is hilarious,
but also, so what?
I mean, Wendy is telling me out to her face,
like I care and I hope you're okay.
I mean, do you have to walk up to everybody
and call them a liar right to their face?
What kind of world would that be?
Yeah, I think that's how Wendy would defend herself.
She would say, well, I never, in our group, I never called her a liar.
I may personally believe that, but I never called it that, but you called that.
I don't know.
She probably would find a slippery way around it.
Either way, I think production is mad at Wendy, and they probably are mad.
They probably feel like she is.
I'm going to just guess they feel like she is self-producing or something.
And so therefore, they're just showing the audience that what you see is maybe not the
real deal.
So then three hours later, Canvas is in the kitchen on her journey to freezing her eggs
with like her shots laid out her this and then she calls her nurse and she's like,
I have to do this all on my own because my husband isn't work.
Crangle, crumble, crumble. By the way, crumble is not trademarked by this. So I read that
sit on Reddit and it's never left my mind. What a great term is in crying. We are going to use it
with all due respect and love to read it because
I honor that I'm a real honest what honor that reddit channel. They're great. They are so funny
Crying with a name. So anyway, she's got that and she's like crying and like her big thing is Chris
Is it work? I shouldn't have to give myself a shot
Though the infrastructure is set up for people to do this because it
happens to many people where they have to do it by themselves, but that's okay, Candace.
I'm broken. I am broken. So then, sorry, I was taking a bite. I was like, wow, you love
me. Love me hanging there. I was like, did I say something or did I say something in
some sort of a bad way? No, I was just taking a special date.
I'm slowly killing myself while she's taking shots.
Yeah, so she's like, you know, at a time when I should be at my comments and most focused,
I'm forced to deal with Jacelle's accusations.
Jacelle knows what I'm going through.
I've talked about it with her and I got too comfortable with Jezel mother fucking Brian and now I got to give a shot to myself. Okay, the nurse is like,
all right, man, we're gonna need you to stop pretending to go down a staircase. Oh, you're on
an escalator now. Is that your second producer nearby? Is he doing this to you?
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Ray, you excited?
Ready for your manicure, Ray.
And he's like, yes, are they doing it with their teeth?
No, Ray, this is the modern nail bar, Ray.
They're going to shave them down with horse hooves.
No, modern, Ray, more modern.
He's like, on such a beautiful day, this is the thing I think we should do. That was sarcasm, honey.
Oh, now you're trying to be funny. He's like, I am very funny. Oh, right. So funny.
And she tells us, well, I was very sad to miss the TikTok class. But in this day and age, if you have a hundred and two
fever, you better stay home. My national treasure is right.
Oh, God.
All right, ladies, we're going to get him some pink fingernails that some come that's
some Karen Hugo comedy for you.
Pink, pink nails, that's some, that's some Karen Hugo comedy for you, Ray. Hmmmm.
Some Ray's like, do you do this all the time?
She goes, oh yes Ray, I take care of myself.
Hmm, I love on Karen, Ray.
That's why you look so good.
Oh, because I'm taking care of myself.
Remember, that's my storyline.
I take care of myself.
Are you jealous that other people might be checking out
your hot wife who has manicured nails?
And arm fat and her breasts.
Ray.
Ray, I hate to be such a hussy with my French manicure,
people are looking far and wide at me now.
You know, whenever I wave at the children who look up to me all over this country my boobs weigh now
They wave now Ray because I put the chiggle from under my arms into my breasts
Now that I represent Surrey County USA when I wave I need people to know that the people of Surrey County
Have a gloss finish, right?
So uh, Ray's like, well, every man is a little insecure about his attractive wife being attracted to other men.
I mean, you've always been attracted to other men. Well, well other men have been attracted to you, one or the other.
to you one or the other. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray, let's slow your roll. As they said, when you were a child,
let's slow your cup of wagon. Okay. In all marriage, you said,
we could have I could have I candy and you're used to
okay with that. Ray I candy. And he's like, I'm going as long
as candy as candy. She just shrugs like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So are they, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't write it down. Just like I forgot his name though. I just kept writing brother the entire time. Could I have read it down?
Sure, I could have rebounded, but I knew that the marriage
medicine reunion was backstand.
I was not about two ways at any time.
South, there you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So how was the reunion?
By the way, hilarious.
Oh my god, those ladies are so fucking crazy.
They all bring out receipts.
And oh, really? Well, here's my check. Tori is like,
you don't believe the eye make money. Well, here, here's receipt of checks that I've gotten. And
Andy reads, I mean, he's like, okay, $6,000 from a lipstick company. And cross just like $6,000, overwhelmingly. Totally.
And I feel the same.
Every weekend, I'm like,
I'm gonna catch up on my marriage to medicine,
and I feel like every weekend goes by,
and I not only do,
I'm not catching up on my marriage to medicine.
I don't catch up on any of the other shows I need to watch.
But, I am pledging to catch up on it,
because I was enjoying the season quite a bit.
But I think for Garrett to torch alive, it because I wasn't enjoying the season quite a bit. But I think for the torch alive,
keeping the marriage medicine torch alive.
So anyway, actually goes to see a house with her brother
and the producers really heavy this episode.
Because now we hear the producer all this seem to you.
So they're like, okay, so you're with this chick,
Natalie, so Natalie works for Michael and she's like,
yeah, Natalie's been around since, you know,
I'm not Michael.
So it's pretty natural to have her here. And Natalie's like, well, you know, this would be about, you know, $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, Ashley's like, well, you know, he said it wasn't the best decision
because of refinancing. Yeah. That's something about bicycle shorts and refinancing and APR and
and APR and... She just like twitches her nose and looks away.
Yeah, she like does no idea what it is.
So now they're like, welcome to the place and everything.
It's like a $1.5 million house and it's 4,000 square feet.
It's crazy.
And Ashley, she basically tells Natalie that the determining factor on this is going to be Michael
because she says that their separation could impact the process and now they're like, oh yeah
No, I actually spoke to the lender already and everything's fine. Everything's that's what I was getting at right Ronnie that basically
Their separation is not going to have an impact on their interest rate is that right Michael listen
We can't get
divorced because if we get divorced and you're not gonna have the credit to
get a house you need to be with Maine order to get the house got it so she's
like okay and actually it's like oh no everything's fine yeah you're gonna
be just fine so the producer keeps calling her out on it and she's like well
she says that the lender in the bank bank are all fine and you look very surprised.
And she's like, yeah, I mean, saying
buying a home is dependent on our marital status
makes me look at Michael a little sideways.
Now you're looking at Michael, you're always looking sideways
away from Michael.
So you can excuse taking all this goddamn money from an asshole, okay?
Just do, I support it, okay?
I support it, but let's stop pretending.
Like you're just now realizing that Michael's shady.
And I'm also looking at money.
You know, you have to look at Michael sideways
because if you look at him full on,
you will be like, I can't believe I married
this person right now, Australian Gollum. So you look at him full on and suddenly you're fighting over a volcano for your win.
I know, seriously.
So the producers like, well, does it make you a little worried that right out the gate,
he's lying to you about the finances and she's like, well, when I think about that, I get
upset.
But like, man, I can't let it bog me down.
I'm like, no, let it bog you down.
You are going through a divorce.
You need to be bogged down with this
because you have to realize how you're being taken advantage
of bog yourself down, man.
So she tries this thing with her brother
where they're left alone and she's like,
it's my first time living alone.
It's so scary. My marriage
is actually ending, you know? And he's like, uh-huh. And she just, like, hugs her, but she's
trying to cry, but she just can't do it. She's so foolish that this girl, I know. She's
like, no, when I sing coffee and sex sex it'll just be coffee.
He's like, uh, okay.
So then we go over to Robin's house and she's like, oh my god.
When you pour stuff in the sink, pour it down the drain.
And who made these counters so smeared? This is ridiculous.
So they're in a new house.
And they finally have gotten out of their financial hole if they were in for years
So this house is like really special to Robin and Juan because it's like their rebound house basically
So Juan
Comes into the room and he's got like
No, I think Robin comes in and she's got like a filing cabinet
Like shelf she has like a whole bunch of comes in and she's got like a filing cabinet like shelf. She has like a whole bunch of files
Basically, and she's like I've had some old files from 20 years ago. Isn't this fun?
One he's like oh god
Wow the sexiest thing my wife could do pulling out the nila folders of files from the worst time of our lives
So she's like well, so we try and figure out this wedding situation.
My mom sent me this the other day.
It's a picture of our wedding.
She said, wow, she said any plans for a repeat?
What do I even say anymore?
I think it goes, do you still have that dress?
She's like, I gave it away seven years ago on television.
God, I'm like, wow, you got to like put some effort
into this relationship for crying out loud.
It's documented. I know he's like, Mom, you gotta put some effort into this relationship for crying out loud. It's documented.
I know he's like, please, yeah.
He's like, please say we don't have to pay for another dress, please.
So she's like, okay, speaking of, I wanted to talk about what do you think about?
I don't know.
A prenup.
And he's like, what the fuck?
Oh, just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He's like, yeah, he's like, you gotta do what you gotta do, you know, I make more money than you do anyway. What do I care?
And then the producer's like, is that accurate? She's like, he didn't say that he said he will make more money than me. You know how men are?
He said that he thinks that he makes more money. Yeah, they show it again where he says, I make more money than you.
So, Juan's like, well, why didn't you, if it's so important to you, why didn't you bring
it up the first time we got married?
I mean, you acted all shocked when we brought up the pre-napped the first time.
And she's like, well, look, when we went through divorce, things got ugly.
And he's like, no, they didn't.
She's like, yes, they did.
They said, how were they ugly? And she's like, well, you were dating.
And then that made things more stressful.
Robyn stopped just, no, this is a rational thing to think.
I don't want you thinking, oh, now I'm taking, think talking about this
because now I've got businesses. I'm like, Rob, and he already said he's fine
with it. That's when you just stop talking. You say, you got your win.
End of scene, but you don't want to make a scene out of this.
She was expecting more.
She's like, listen, this is my season
of thropping called boring on the internet.
Please give me more than yes.
I have talking points.
In fact, that's what this entire drawer is.
I got 20 years worth of talking points.
I prepared for this episode.
Oh, no.
And he's like, listen, I'm proud of what you've built.
I wouldn't come after that.
She goes, well, I wouldn't think you would. And he goes, okay, I'm proud of what you've built. I wouldn't come after that. She's why I wouldn't think you would
And he goes okay, but then why a prenup she goes you because you never know he's like okay
Well, that's right at the pre-netless make a piece of paper and we'll say what you get and what I get
She goes, but you need that what you want on there. Where are you going? We're fighting
Rob
Just trying so hard to make an argument happen.
He's like, Plum, I'll do a prenup.
He's like, we already had a prenup in our lives.
This is not gonna be a storyline.
He's like, but make sure she's like,
make sure you get everything that you wanted.
She's like angry at him that he's not like standing up
for what he wants.
I'm taking your dope sweatshirt.
He's like, okay, god damn it.
So now Wendy goes to a medical clinic where Dr. Kendra is and it turns out that Wendy's
hair is falling out and it's thinning and she started losing the hair after she gave
birth to Cameron and she's ignored it.
So basically long story short going on the real housewives causes your hair to fall out
of your head. Pretty much. I mean, going on the real housewives, causes your hair to fall out of your head.
Pretty much. I mean, I think we've learned at least that much. Um,
but also don't say Cameron did it. I mean, what the hell? He already
doesn't get to go to family fun day. Yeah, I think Cameron's a she,
though, by the way. So Wendy said, she just want to make sure we don't
misgender that little baby little, the Bible that kid is like five now
Which is crazy or feels like it
Cameron am I right? So Wendy is like my hair, you know, my scalp feels super tender all the time
And it feels like my body is breaking down because she I do so much
I have a lot of well now I got a lot of ham on my plate because it fell off my head
You know how it goes, Dr. Kindred.
Dr. Kindred, first of all, Dr. Kindred, what a beautiful name.
I could never be friends with somebody named Dr. Kindred.
It cause there are doctors that are too smart for me.
And we, because when she starts hating me, I'll be like, I can't even keep friends with
somebody named Kindred.
Like, even somebody named Kindrick hates my guts. Okay.
What am I doing wrong? Come back here one. I want us to pre-knop with Dr. Kendrick. So Dr.
Kendrick is like, well, this is how stress works. When you get stressed, it's like a little,
it's like a little man and it pulls, pulls from your follicles.
Stress worsens it, tension worsens it and she's like, oh my god, I'm going through
all of those things.
Let me pause my face and we can see a thought bubble of me saying, oh my god, I'm going
through so much stress, stress and tension.
Play, play, play, a lot of my plate, plate, plate.
Yeah, and they show like, they show like various flashbacks, including just Peter Thomas.
And I'm thinking to myself, if you're concerned about your hair falling out of your head,
don't get into business with Peter Thomas. That is not going to be an unstressed work experience.
I know. Look at his head. That's not a less stressful man than you need to be in your life.
So then, Dr. Kendra, it's like, okay,
well, there's a couple of ways we could deal with this.
One is Monoxidil, okay?
The only problem is you might get some facial hair.
Wendy's like, not a beard, not a beard.
Now, Dr. Kendra, you're currently on television.
You shouldn't have said that part.
That would have been amazing arc for Wendy,
like in two episodes.
Well, my hair was thinning, but now I gotta beard.
Like that, I mean, that would have been
a new territory for the housewives.
I would have loved that.
I know, they just stumble into like a whole new world
of housewives.
So then, me goes so much with Robin,
and she's dressed in this power cream suit,
and Robin's in like a bedassel toady.
She's like, oh, wow, you really got dressed up for this.
Well, yeah, I have a meeting later.
It turns out I have a myopathy cell.
That's a lot.
I don't know what that is.
You need there really?
I'll have the shrimp.
First of all, I need a cocktail.
And Robyn's like, well, I feel like the week before Karen's spring event, I'm sure you left not feeling good about mere gazelle,
but I want to make sure you and I are all good.
And she's like, I'm not a satin, I, Rob was like, I'm not sure what you just said,
but I'll just say it's all on the delivery, you know, and I'm wrong for that.
Yeah. And she's like,
you just keep saying, mm-hmm, even when nothing is being said. Robin's like, I'm gonna look at the menu.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
I'm in a power suit. I'm just gonna say, um-hmm, a lot like Hillary Pinted.
So me is like, uh, well, you're right, Robin.
I wasn't upset with the other girls because they didn't walk up to me like,
oh, is this what cancer not counts or looks like?
I mean, that was a totally different
beef. Yeah. And she's like, well, I just felt bad about how it all went down because we didn't
know what was going on. And I want to know what's going on. Like, as she asked, if you're cancer-free,
and you said, yes, like, so your second post, you said, no cancer for now, but I have to get lumps removed and have bipsies.
I don't know what that word went.
Mm-hmm.
But then yesterday you said,
well, I am all these blobsies
and it was a surgery.
And basically they hook in and then they're like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
and then it's like,
ah, so that's pretty much one, that's what it was.
Robins like, oh, so you had them biopsy but not removed?
Okay.
Will you understand where my confusion would be?
Well, I mean, they wrote books about each other,
which are called biopsies.
No, those are biographies.
Now who has cancer?
Point name, boom.
Basically, what happened was I had lumps
and then there were like on a plateache
and then they left and they said bye,
but they tripped at the same time and said, oopsies,
so they called them biopsies.
So I mean sure, if you're gonna be on timeline
off social media, the post is on 2 weeks old, right? So there's a lot that has transpired. Okay.
So I didn't give an update because I don't have an update.
What you said a lot has transpired though. I know. And the way she just nods and sits up really straight and just nods at you with her eyes
wide open going, uh-huh, uh-huh.
So you're supposed to just nod along with her saying, oh yeah, this makes sense.
But Robin's like, yeah, but you see how it snowballs?
Because if you open that door on social media, like do you give an update later maybe?
They're, they're lumps. Not snowballs. No, it's, it's an expression. Okay, what?
Do you mean snowball bumps? Because I'm not doing that anymore.
This is getting more difficult. I love by the way how Mia says, well,
if you're basing it off of timeline the timeline of social media
It's like yes, that's this is all about that you posted on social media. So yes, that is exactly right
So she goes okay, well tell me about the lump well
From what I understand he's a father figure but also
To that no the lumps. Oh, okay, well, I have a lump on my ass and
I'll show you if you want to look at it, but it's not cancer, but it looks like I have an
autoimmune disorder. We don't know what it is. I mean, it could be, I mean, of course, that's
what she's going to say. Of course, she jumps right to that one. Well, I'm very excited because it means that I can get into my car and I'm immune from things.
That's why it's called an autoimmune disorder.
So I'm very safe.
So this pandemic, now I know I just get in my car and I can avoid COVID.
Now, punky, no monkey pox from my car.
Now there's for a nurture.
So Robins like, oh, I think the story just blew up in her face, but I guess I'm glad it's not cancer.
So Robyn asked her, did you catch this counter story?
Because Jacelle said when we were all in New Jersey
that Chris came to her and said,
let's talk privately in your room.
And then Jacelle said she didn't feel comfortable.
I mean, it's all, you know, Robyn's saying
it's kind of all ridiculous, right?
And me and Gus, while, I'm not something that...
Don't don't don't.
So we're like, oh, damn, we got a commercial break.
It's time for commercial.
It's time for a crapance commercial.
And we come back and she's like spring fling in my personal my personal
personal and my birthday I all party early pearly feels perfellial
and he's like staring me down like very uncomfortable and then they show a clip of the spring fling
and he has standing there talking to someone and you see Chris
behind her completely not looking at her at all.
And it says Chris, not looking at her.
Yeah.
It was awkward and you don't see her at someone
like, and I can't catch it.
They just go back to more footage.
It says Chris, still not looking.
So ridiculous.
So I just want to read you this because you know the internet is such a fine place
Hold on let me get that good so
Chris is like not cool at all because people are like me out what the hell now you're accusing him about such bullshit
And so Chris wrote not cool at all and then me wrote no
I felt st serious for sure,
but not in an inappropriate manner.
Honestly, felt insecure
because I was so skinny, pale and frail
from being sick, nothing but love and respect
for you and candy gals.
So sorry for even saying that.
Hashtag, blame it, Omba.
Hashtag hashtag margarita
This is like Mia's entire reality show career is her be like well I think I said it wrong I think I remembered it wrong she just throws out bombs and then it's like oh
Actually, it didn't happen. She's just she's a she's a pathological liar a gold blissa
So um now we go to Karen's house
where Karen's pouring some simply lemonade.
Into a picture, but I think the simply lemonade logo
is blurred out, but I was like, I know what brand that is.
It is simply lemonade.
So Jacelle shows up.
Karen's like, Jacelle, hi.
I'm happy about this invite.
Can I wear my shoes in here?
Rah?
It's like, no, don't do that.
I framed a picture for you.
Do not wear shoes and homes of women you are trying to be friend
for the outworldly without the love of an angel.
Please put that on your.
You're all fireplace next time you'll start
at home. Can't believe you're still framing lessons for a medicate for me after all these
years are. So she's like, I can't believe I made your house stop. And she's like, baby steps,
baby steps.
Or as we call them, ray steps, because he really does walk like a little tiny baby.
And you're always hoping he doesn't just poop.
Let me just clarify, shoeless baby steps, shoeless baby steps.
So they start yapping.
And just I was like, Karen is crazy 100%.
But she loves me. And I love how she loves me
I'm just weird
Yeah, it's almost I feel like that's almost a song lyric. I feel like I've heard that as a lyrics like I love how you love me something like that
I don't know so jazels starts talking about the TikTok dance
Class and everything and jazels starts demonstrating the dance and Karen's like,
Jizzel, you're making this stuff up.
Don't be ridiculous, it's crazy.
It's crazy what's happening here.
So I'm not, it's what we were really doing.
And Karen's like, Ashley knows how to do that
tiki-talkie, you've seen it.
And so they start gossiping and Karen's like,
well, Ashley shared with me that you and Candace had a moment. It
was a comfort level where you aren't comfortable, but
Chris was maybe comfortable, but you weren't comfortable
there. So I say, Chris comfortable, you uncomfortable, Chris
owes you an apology. And then we cut over to Candace and Chris going to a restaurant called All
Set, which for some reason it just made me laugh. I don't know why. I felt like there's
probably some, there's something about going to, these two going to a restaurant called
All Set that I feel like if there's any two people that are not all set, it's these
two. Well, they are all said by Dorothy, you know. Well, also Candace can Candace will literally throw the place setting at somebody, you
know?
Go to somewhere where they make you eat with sports. That's what I said.
So Candace, thank you for helping me get to my joke. So I was like, I started this
one. I don't know where to go with it. So Candace, she's like talking about how she's not responding
In the time oh that the her body's not responding to the fertility treatments in a time that
The normally would no
I don't maybe that's what she meant. I don't know what you're I don't maybe that's what she met me. I don't know what she met This is a little confusing to me and I I guess I'm not really in the place to be throwing accusations on babies
I really got there not by all set. I'm not gonna
Now who's not all sit oh not all sit well no trip in so
a lot of the Caribbean. So um, Canvas is like, well, the doctor called me before I left.
I'm not responding in the time that they're used to.
So I think she's not getting her shit done in time.
Is what I'm taking from it.
So she folds in the end.
This is of course Chris's fault because he's works late.
So she folds her napkin into the crying goal to make some tears.
And she's like, and the doctor sees this every day
and she knows what it's supposed to look like.
And she's like, and I just feel like I'm not succeeding.
So I don't know what she means.
But if it is you who's not getting your shit in long time,
get your shit in long time.
And if it's the treatments fault,
do you better treatments?
You charge zillions of dollars for that shit people.
Yeah. So Chris is like, well, you know, it's very early. So don't stress about it.
And the kind of goes, but the stuff, here's the thing, the stuff with
Jacelle is dressing me out and stress can contribute negatively to
producing enough eggs. I mean, so that's why I thought she was saying originally,
I thought is what you were saying. And then I thought, oh, maybe her body's not
responding quickly enough because now she's saying,
because of Jacelle, she's under so much stress
that her body is not producing enough eggs.
So like, the failures of her fertility program
are because of Jacelle.
Well, it is housewives.
So, Chris is like, well, at first I was angry.
Like, why didn't want to make something out of nothing?
Bra, why?
Because, you know, that's not my personality. I'm always want to make something out of nothing brah why because you know that's not my personality
I'm always looking to make people feel comfortable
But you don't know what they've been through in their path
So when it comes like to learning or setting someone up, you know what the wordage is the wordage that's upsetting and
He's like yeah, and you know what the fuck tough thing is. I didn't even ask to go to her room
I said let's talk and she said come to my room
I didn't even ask to go to her room. I said, let's talk and she said come to my room.
Mm-hmm. By the way, I think that I kind of feel like the producers did Christrady here because it's based on what his little
what he was saying to us from the diary room or whatever
was it sounded like he was teeing up to say I was upset at first
because I always try to make people feel uncomfortable. You don't know what triggers they have. So at first I was upset when she said those words and it sounded like he was about to say, but then I realized what may have seen like a nothing for me
It may have had like associations for her like it felt like Chris was clarifying or something and actually having a pretty
you know thoughtful response and
It seemed like the show just cut away from that and just made we're like, no, we're gonna make it that you were angry.
We're gonna develop a few here.
Did you get that sense?
Or is that the same thing?
No, I think he is angry.
I think he was saying like,
you don't know what people have been through,
so maybe something did trigger her,
but saying that I was like lowering her
or setting her up in some way is what's pissing me off.
Got it.
So then he's like, yes, she's the
one who said come to her room. And Candace says she said that. And he says, I'm 99% sure.
Yeah, 99% sure. So, it goes back to Giselle. And she's like, so he came up to me and
it's like, can I talk to you? And I was like, sure. And he said, can we go to your room, Ma? And I opened the door and I realized that my glam has left. And we're in the part where, just I'll start,
I mean, Karen starts repeating everything she says, which I like. So we said he wanted to talk,
I wanted to talk. Let's go to your room, your room. So I opened the door, the door, and realized my glam and left, glam, left on.
Mm-hmm.
Bye.
So Chris is like, yeah, and there was no one in there.
And I even suggested she'd leave the door open,
because I don't want anyone to suggest.
And she was like, yeah, you know, because I don't need any room
that's going on about me either.
Okay, so what?
Like, first of all, that's very smart of him
But second is this true because just hell I mean just sells making things really crazy now, right?
So we cut back to jazel and she's like and I'm uncomfortable
Your shoes baby steps baby Ray steps because I'm in a hotel room with a married man
And it's his
word versus mind about what goes down. She's like, wait a minute, how do we go from conversation
in the room to his word against yours? You and Chris are friends. Did he touch you? No,
why? Did he say anything that made you feel weird? No, why? Did he try to take your element? Yes, ah, oh, okay, well, there it is.
So Karen says, but did he make you feel, and just also, well, he, the fact that it was happening,
like, what I do remember was saying to myself, I don't feel good, and I want him to leave.
Well, did you say that? Yes, I said, could you see if they're ready to have me back?
And he left. He immediately left. Okay. Okay. I don't understand. I don't understand.
So Chris is like, well, maybe she was uncomfortable, but I've never been anything but nice to her,
and she references my penis every chance she gets. And so they show like a little montage of
just all mentioning the penis.
Because by the way, because Kansas mentioned it a million times her first season, because
that's all she, that was before Kansas realized there was value in being a villain.
So she was trying to be the nice one and like, tried to be kind of forsaken by talk about
Chris's dick.
So then Karen goes, well, we got to be careful of those groups.
And let me tell you why.
I had the same experience with another husband in the group and he pulled me in and squeezed me so tight my breast went back to my backbone
and the nadam fragrance nearly fell off my body and that's that's what I call touching.
And I understand you felt uncomfortable and you're justified in your feelings. So there you go,
a little bomb I'm going to drop in the middle of consoling you. And so she says, well, in my
instant, so I was one available to go to my minister. And two, I talked to my husband, and we decided
that this man probably had too much to drink and we just let it go. And the producer says, well,
can you share which husband it was? And she says, no, no. So then. So then Karen's like, well, you know,
Giselle, you could have said it without the cameras, without us knowing, without
bringing it to the entire group. And she's like, I didn't bring it to the
entire group by. I just said it on camera, knowing someone else would
bring it to the entire group by. Didn't she, though? Wait, hold on, she
said it to, I remember she said
it to Robin on camera. But then she also pulled Candace aside. So what is she saying?
She didn't tell everybody she just told the camera, I guess you're right. I don't, yeah,
I don't know who brought, I don't remember who brought it to the group to be honest.
It's only like episode three and so much has happened You know, I was like what about Ashley cuz Ashley the one about the issues with the DMs, you know, so
Okay, so
She's like mr. Robin not didn't
I and cares like oh
Robin went to media with your story
How do you feel about
She's like waving an apple in front of her face.
I love when Karen gets full on Disney villain
whenever she thinks she's got something.
And she's like, well, I haven't had a chance
to talk to her about that part.
And the producer says, Karen, do you see cracks
in the friendship of course, they're all cracks.
And we all see it.
It's like Raim trying to fix something under the sink.
All crack all the time.
It's like Raid before he goes to modern nails cracks all on that cuticle.
So now Candace and Chris are at lunch still and Robin walks up. She's like,
and Robin is being so extra. She's like, ooh, hey girl.
Hey, don't treat me like that.
Ooh, I can't, I can see I got,
the energy in here, I got to get right up
into this talkie talk.
Okay, girl friend.
I was like, what is this Robin?
So she's like, okay, let me start at the top.
Ashley says that you commented on this story.
So let's make it clear. You didn't slide in her DM, right, let me start at the top. Ashley says that you commented on this story. So let's make it clear.
You didn't slide in her DM, right, Chris?
You just responded to a story and he goes,
yeah, it's not like I like search for and then like de-enter,
like after I search for, Chris makes this sound worse,
standing up for himself.
Do you think so too?
Yeah, I have a Chris makes.
Usually Chris makes every situation sound
whereas when he tries to like elaborate on it.
Like there's so many times when he's been totally fine
and in the right and he starts talking,
you're like, mm, I think the other people have the point now.
Right, like I had no doubt until Chris started talking.
So then Robin's like, well, I told you so
and then she recalled the experience
when it happened in New Jersey, you know. And back when we rode home in the van, she brought it up there and I was like,
well, that's not a big deal. I mean, whatever you were saying is out of concern for your wife.
And, Grace, it's like everything I do is just to be nice, okay? Every time you guys have to come
around, I don't mind giving hugs, but I always wait for you to initiate. And she's like, well,
I don't know if she meant to bring it up like this huge deal, which,
of course she did. She brought it up on camera. She waited all this time. So then Candace is like,
yeah, but that is how she brought it up. And she widened her eyes and she clutched her pearls.
And she's breathing heavy, acting like somebody's tried to snatch her drawers, which is bullshit.
Because at the spring kickoff,
there was, where was this discomfort then?
And then we see a clip of just helping like,
oh hi Chris, love your pink suit.
Yeah, well I think also,
I'm definitely not defending Jacelle here
because I think it is kind of overblown.
But I think that like Ashley was saying,
yeah Chris sent me a DM that I thought was weird.
And then Jacelle was like, yeah, I sent me a DM that I thought was weird. And then, Jacelle was like, yeah,
I had a weird moment with him also.
And then now it's getting,
now everything is getting bigger and bigger,
partially because of their own doing.
But now it's gone from like, oh yeah,
I had a weird moment with him too,
to now like, I was trapped in a hotel room with him
and I had to flee out of there before he ate my corpse,
you know, it's like He's not Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yeah, I mean, maybe they're just saying we get weird vibes from the guy.
I don't know.
You're not saying that.
Yeah, I think that's where easy.
I think that's where I think that's like the, I think actually the conversation was like,
yeah, I got like a, I think there were kind of both saying,
ooh, boundary issues with him sometimes a little bit.
But because it's on TV and because it's being shot,
like we all just know that it's gonna turn into something larger.
So the knowledge that they say that on camera
means that they're inherently kind of weaponizing it.
And that's where all, like,
this isn't something that really is at the weaponizing level, you know?
Yeah, so he's like, yeah, I mean,
I've just tried to be level, you know? Yeah, so he's like yeah, I mean, I just tried to be nice, you know and
Then Robin's like well, I said why now? I was like why now, you know because I think it was just the Ashley story that triggered her
So where do we go from here and Candace says she has to walk it back is what has to happen because till the edge of Zell is dead to me
So then it cuts to Karen saying, where do we go from here?
Which just goes to show you how line readings can make such a difference
yeah, like ability levels. It's true. It's the same line that
Karen gets a sped off you know. Where do we go? From here.
from here. And of course, she's like, well, I thought
I'd hear from Candice.
I thought she'd say, you know, I talked to him.
And he says, sorry, sorry, sorry that that I was so mean to you for not signing on to
your character assassination of my husband.
Yeah.
And she goes, it was wrong.
And if it wasn't wrong, I wouldn she goes, it was wrong, da.
And if it wasn't wrong, da, I wouldn't have felt it in my gut, da.
And so Karen just goes,
Mm.
That's like a very short, Karen.
Mm.
It was just a simple,
Mm.
And that story,
leave off and next time,
probably fun day.
Probably fun day.
And hopefully some taglines to BT Dubs,
fingers crossed. But until then, thanks everyone for listening. I mean, I eat very much,
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