Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Birds of Slay

Episode Date: September 1, 2020

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And it's always so fun when we get to like come together and record with her. So if you have Serious XM, go check out her show and go listen to us. Yeah, she's a really, really cool chick and she's a friend in real life and so it's really good to talk to real life friends during this crazy time where we're all just stuck inside, talking to all sales and watching on whale on Netflix. Ooh, yes, I still have to watch that, but I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch the essential oils so I'm so excited. Yeah, I watch the essential oils in the fasting one, because you know, I love a fast girl.

I love rooting for metabolism. It's like one of my old time hobbies in the whole episode about how I could die or just feel great. He never really got that. That life. They don't make a concrete judgment on anything. So you're like, hmm, essential oils could kill me and rob me of all my money or they could cure autism Who knows? So it's like one of those really annoying Facebook status updates where someone posts something controversial and just says Interesting food for thought. It's like oh, you're not taking a stand. Are you you're just putting this out there? Yeah, great. Yes

They're basically concerned trolling. It's an entire show dedicated to concern trolling. So thank you Thank you. That's okay. So real housewives of Potomac, new episode, I was cracking up, loved it, loving Wendy. I love, love, love Wendy. She is, she is great to me. You know, little irrational, don't care at this moment. Maybe, maybe down the line I will, but as of right now, man, I loved her on this episode. Yeah right now you're into it Huh, well I was very proud of her because it's you know a big moment in a housewives first season to have their first big fight And this was this was it, you know, we all witnessed her first big fight of the season

She held her own she held her own and I would even say that I think that she actually won her fight Even if she was being a little unreasonable I don't think she won so the episode opens up with you know the usual shots of things all around Potomac and there was like I'm assuming it was like a fire barge We saw it like it was like we saw a body of water and there was a boat in it and I had all these like All these like it's like almost hoses, like this water just like spewing all over it. Did you see that boat? Yeah, what are those boats?

Was that an amand made lake though? I was so confused about everything. I'm assuming it was a fire bar. I'm assuming it was a fire bar. It's just like sprinkled like put water in lakes, but I don't know. Maybe, oh, maybe it was that, I don't know, but I was like, that is so Karen Huger. Karen Huger would totally be the one to be like, Oh, look at me. Look at my fancy water jets. Like, what a jets everywhere. I've got the most fancy

water jets. Like Karen, we see you're in a lake and you're just taking the water from the lake and spewing it out. Okay, Karen. I think it's a home like one of those planned community lake things that you have to like fill with water or whatever, which is, you know, always great. I mean, we live in California, so there's always water shortages and stuff. So I see water squirting out of anything

and I'm like, are you kidding me? Have some of this back. I'm trying to look at fire barges. This is gonna be that kind of a day. It looked like it was like a firefighting barge, but it was the thing was it seemed like it had like six jets and they're all going in different directions. And so I was like, there's no fire inside.

So what are you doing? Are you, is this, are you practicing? Like I didn't understand why there were so many streams of water, but again, so Karen Huber, because it just didn't really make sense yet it fit with this show perfectly. Yeah, they were basically just going Mmm

They were Mmm Ray gotta put out these fires because this lake is hot Ray. Yeah, and then we see our new animal of the show Which I don't know if I'm really on board with this but instead of seeing like the ducks this week or the doe We see those fake swans, those blow up swans that everybody has in their pool now, those least of antipump swans. Yeah, but they were like sad,

because those swans look really cute when they're on, like in like a cool pool by an Airbnb, but like these were just like in a... It was a tree bubble. Yeah, and they were by like a lake and like a pontoon or something, like they were by like a lake and like a pontoon or something like they were just like it was not it was not an inflatable swan Space like that's a space Fire it was like a hundred of them all grouped together like stormtroopers, you know, like what are those?

Things gonna do like they're gonna be deployed soon It was like someone said okay. I know this is just a random lake, man-made lake in a planned community, but we're gonna try to make it seem like a hip beach club in Miami. And we're gonna put a bunch of these inflatable ducks and all, and everyone can come here and just be careful of snapping turtles. Well, here's what I will say. B team, B role footage team, you've really given us a lot to talk about.

We've really, wow. Really, yeah. You've really captured our imaginations today. So, I need to say before the episode, BIS, let's do a quick episode. And I'm like, can we talk about that boat that we saw for one second at the top of the episode? Well, some left of the deal with those jets.

The streaming water jets and troops of killer inflatable swans. Yeah. So it's on her computer at home, but still makes me crazy because she's got one of those little marble covers on it. I don't know why it makes me crazy, but it does. Hey, okay. And she's like, wow, she's looking at houses. And she's like, this is nice. This is large. The stairs are nice. And then they close up on her stupid TJ backs clock. And I'm like, this is nice, this is large, the stairs are nice. And then they close up on her stupid TJ backs clock. And I'm like, you know what, you don't deserve a house. And the house that she's looking at is hideous.

It is, we see this shot of like, I think it's the FOIA or something, there's just like one random marble column in it. And then there's just like a wall. There's a wall of no, and there's three tiny windows up in the back corner of it. Let it all they're like a foot tall I'm like what is this strange Bunker you've chosen with a carpeted staircase and a singular marble column and three tiny windows what yeah Manchin that of course she loves and when she's criticizing it

She's like well, I don't like that chandel fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat. We can't lose fat, we can't lose fat.

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The swans were more interesting than the scene Chris comes in with wine and then she makes him give a soft kiss because she has makeup on I was just lipstick on, and they're looking for homes. She's thinking about having a baby, and he basically is asking like, oh, how was Karen's party from last episode? Give us a recap for those of us who haven't been watching. Yeah, also they showed a clip back when she was like,

I peed on a stick! And he was wearing a shirt that says, get off my back, which is hilarious. To have an, are we gonna have a baby yet seen? But yeah, he's asked about the block party. And she's like block party. It was a housewarming party. Chris, stupid.

Yeah. She says that she went to Giselle. And then they close up, not close enough that I could read it, but also I'm like really old now so I can't read things. But she had one of those like, wine o'clock signs from TJ Maxx, it's like, when wine is wine, it's two wine, it's wine.

You know, it's a steepest sign. Yeah. Can't have a wine sign. Yeah, clever. Like I'm a clever wine drinker. So I'm a clock somewhere. Yeah, one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock floor. Oh wait, no, I got that wrong.

One tequila, two tequila. But the TGMX version will be one o'clock, two o'clock. At four o'clock, you just pass out. Like those signs Gretchen used to have on Real House was on Orange County. Paris, Paris, Paris. Paris. Fuck, it's Paris in 10 different languages.

Or Tamarice Kitchen that had a big poster that just said Fakacha. Fakacha, Batch. So they start. She does an imitation of Giselle. And she's like, yeah, I heard you called me a momster. Chris is like, wow, is she sick? Cause she doesn't really talk like that. So then we learn that Monique has invited everyone to her, to her lake house. So that way they can all reintroduce themselves because they've all been around each other for so

many years. And then there are lots of different than where they start off. So let's reintroduce ourselves at a lake house. And the husbands can come the last night of the lake house adventure. Yes. Because they've all just changed so much. So Candice doesn't want to go. But Chris is like, just go, you're on TV. You can't be looking at houses on Zillow and then not go to work in the same day. Get to work. Basically Yeah, exactly. And Candace is basically like, you know, my issues with Giselle, it's like whatever, we can fix that by with Monique. It's just, it's more personal because she's put a lot more into that relationship so much more.

So much, so much. And then we go to movies where letterbox now and this is a film in a movie theater quick It's a house made out of bricks. It's a house made out of bricks smaller. It's I'm robbing it's robbing's house. I'm trying to pack. Oh, no my kid is on my bag. Oh, I guess I can't go now I guess my kid is gonna pack himself into my suitcase I guess my kid is gonna pack himself into my suitcase. Oh, God, that kid. Every week Carter does something just like I did as a kid. You know, it's like you're picking out her clothes while she's going on a trip. Now, you know, you need to sit there and listen to all the gossip during

wine time with the park instead of playing with the kids. Yeah, he is always flopping himself right into her business. Like literally flopping, like she'll be doing something and he'll just like flop on top of it Like she'll be playing Scrabble with a friend and he'll just like throw himself onto the board like what are you doing? Yeah, it's so crazy Seeing like a mirror of yourself on TV, but thin So then we go over to Karen and So then we go over to Karen and um uh Karen's like uh you know uh what I think about it A couple of couples couples that this bit this trip a couple of couples we've got to work to do baby

You know I'm saying Ray we got what to do He's like well we did that couples massage she goes you tell the sleep Ray Come on Ray Mmm Mmm And Karen's big movie thing in the letterbox. Action movie sequence is flashes of her chandeliers. Like rock there's another chandelier. There's a chandelier at the dining room.

Don't forget that one. Mm, more and more chandeliers. So then we go to Wendy who's just walking around her house with her baby and then we see Jacelle, who is packing. No, she's milk, or she's pumping with her, pumping machine, you know, like she can't get away from that thing. It's chained to it. Yeah. Exactly. Chained to the pump machine rhythm. So, so then Jacelle is packing another trip, I go, and she's calling up Jamal's assistant to a coordinate of time

when she can see him, which is apparently very difficult. Sounds like great foundation to a relationship. Yes, listen, you wanna see a busy eye cow? Look at Jesus' eye cow, okay? Holy people have very, very bit fishing. Like, okay, here's what we're gonna do today. Catch a fish, turn it into 30 fish. Find a piece of bread, turn it into 30 fish, find a piece of red,

turn it into 30 pieces. It's very busy, I can't. It's a lot of work. Yeah it is. I'm just sort of of the mindset that if you have cheated on your wife, and now you want to get back with her, if she calls and says she wants to hang out with you, the you tell your assistant, you make it happen. Just make it happen.

Well, I wouldn't mess with Robbie. Would you, the assistant knows everything. She controls everything in his life. She's like, well, we'll try and get him there the fourth of November. That's Grace's birthday, right? She's like, is it? Okay.

Well, I'll just keep calling. Arizona's. Yeah. I'll just keep calling them. We'll make something happen. And Robbie's like, I just want you to know I love you both. Okay. Very much. Robbie's pulling the strings there. Robbie's like, I just don't want him to go back to Fadra. Okay. She was a nightmare for me. So then we go over to Ashley and Michaels for a Zeney Phillips pointed out is one of the most awkward scenes of all time and it really is this is an awkward kind of love. Yeah, Michaels being like a condescending father at this moment because Ashley's packing and doing it the normal packing scene which is like, oh I wonder what girls are going to be there and what everyone's going to be mean, I'm sort of on good terms with the girls, but I don't know.

And he's just goes, shh shh shh. I've formally got him to slide. He's falling asleep. Oh, I did that. Look at that. I'm like, you just picked up that damn baby when you saw a camera. Shut up. You did not do anything to get that baby to sleep.

Unless you went over your resume or some bullshit like that. Shut up, Michael. And he's holding Dean in such a strange way Dean looks like he's doing the Blair Witch project on his chest. It's just his head is just like buried in it in this really strange angle I'm like is that how Dean's head should be? He's like you all talking the baby, right? Well, you all talking the baby you all talking the baby because you should be taking the baby You all taking the baby, you all taking the baby, because you should be taking the baby.

You just don't have the confidence to believe that you should be taking the baby. Or, right, you need more confidence when I'm getting a lap dance next week. I need to make sure that my wife is confident. Yeah. Hey, he needs to be with his mom while he's this young, because of his with me when he's this young.

Well, they're just orange and orange and all fastest for both of us to grab I need his mom one is young. It's not good for a bb2b away from his mom for three Three dies. Do you know what can happen to him? He could lose all his ability to run a restaurant? I say that's the best time to leave a baby. What do they know when they're three days old for Christ? No, no, just put him in a shoe box, you know? You know, you got a little hamster. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And as she's like, she's like, I'm not just agreeing with you.

He's like, I mean, if you're a wife of three dyes, which is a long time, that's no good for a baby to be a wife or a mom for three dyes. Because three dyes, three days. Who knows what could happen in three days. You could drive somewhere and park and go somewhere and get in the back of the car and drive back all in three days. Look how good you're looking, babe. Look at your body. You look like a muscle person.

You look like a muscle person. That's what I was trying to say. Muscle person. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. You you you look like a big muscular person of indeterminate gender. And she's like, oh, these two muscles here. She's just like showing up for ass. She's like, you know, you've become an ass man. And he's like, oh, I haven't become an ass man. I've become an ash. man, he's like, I haven't become an ass man. I've become an ash.

Lee, my, um, it's a little bit of wordplay. See, wordplay, you got to take him, you got to take him. Otherwise, the wordplay will be too intense in this household, too, too little males, given wordplay all the time. Oh, glad you found a way to be attracted to your wife four years in whatever the hell this is now five years in. He's like, I can pay other people to you, Ashley. Listen, every other ass I've gotten my hands are compared to yours. And I'm sorry, is this anything? I guess, Lisa has made listen here, Ivan.

I've got a better asset home and it's named Ashley. All right. I mean, I just wish people would understand that part of the reasons why I agreeable the camera man's asses is to understand what Asses are like outside of Ashley because here's a so good I want to make sure I understand it in the context of other asses So then we go over to Monique and Chris's house. She's getting ready for this big leak trip and asking Chris for help And he's like well, I got some breakfast sound which is last night at

And T'Challa T'Challa T'Challa is there. I'm so sad by the way. I'm so sad about Real T'Challa Real T'Challa. Real T'Challa. It was so sad so so so sad I feel like you can't just be talking about this is a Chala heavy episode And I feel like we can't have a to Chala heavy episode without acknowledging that because it is so so sad And then we spent two weeks rooting for to Chala because the bird to Chala was missing and then it returned And it's like you know everyone's rooting for to Chala and

I was just really sad. It was really sad. Also, I was sad for myself as well that like, it wasn't the first thing that I thought of, for sure. I truly, when I read the news, I was like really, really sad about it. But I'm also sad that like, probably like the 10th or 11th thing that I thought of was this bird when I read that news. I'm like, I hate that this bird is like entering this like pop culture brief moment for me right now Bravo always gets into my brain. Yeah, even the worst moments. Yeah, well God bless that guy Seriously, so Monique is getting the kids ready and she's telling the producer She's everything that she's done and Monique is one of those people who makes everything sound like a huge

Dramatic thing and I my sister used to do that like what would you do today? Well, I went to the store and I got some milk Which was I mean really and then I had to get some like beans and then I went and I got some vegetables and then I Was I'm like I'm parking my car. And it's like, Carly, you went to the store. That's where I'm sure. Okay, it doesn't need to be 20 minutes long. You went to the store.

Yeah, Monique is definitely one of those people who fills up her life with activities to make it feel like her life is full. If that makes sense, I mean, yes, our lives are full because of activities. But when they're like, what do you have to do to get the lake house ready? And she's just going on and on and on and on.

And it's like, so you have to bring some pringles over there. Okay, that's what it is. Yes, I make my life feel full by doing absolutely nothing. And when I'm in bed at three in the afternoon, I'm like, look at everything I don't have to do. I think I want, you know? Like I can either call this massive depression or I want in life. So think I won. You know, like I can either call this manic, like massive depression

or I want in life. So take a bit. You won. You won. So Giselle's going to be riding with Monique up to the lake house and Chris can't believe it. He's like, you are in the same car. I don't know what's going on. And she's like, wow, if you can't be friends with somebody after spending two hours in the car with them, it's like, mm, where's the last time you've to create that word? I think that's how that works. Yeah.

I think it usually goes the other way. So Jisela arrives doing like good morning, good morning, good morning, and then Jisela chalice there and to chalice chirps, and they put under it. Hey girl! Good morning! She's really clinging onto that drag queen slang.

Well, machine Maria from Maritum Edison also. Maria loves doing good morning. I'm clacking. Yeah. Okay. Um, so, hey girl, so Monique's like, he's about to poop, get my burger out soon, it's about pooping! And she sounds like, look, I get it. Monique needs somebody to listen to her talk, but who wants to walk around picking up bird

boop all day? Yeah, seriously, and even Chris doesn't like to child. He's like, I don't fool with that bird. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And then, it's the Karen card coming down the drive. Yeah. Yeah. And Karen's like, mm, Jiselle and Monique.

Chemi-chemi. I just hope that Jiselle's fashion sense doesn't rob off on Monique. Thank God Jiselle's a good looking woman because goddamn she can't dress at all I'm ashamed to be seen with her sometimes now someone had left me into this like her body suit with the ruffles. Thank you with a panther print all over it, crop top, yeah. So, yeah, so Karen arrives in her crop top, et cetera, and they're all only getting into this giant pickup truck, and Chris has T'Challa's tree, which we talked about on Amy's show. This tree perch is so enormous.

It is huge. Why does T'Challa need such a huge per... I mean, I actually know I will take that back. The child does need that because the child should probably be in a proper tree. Where the child is from. But man, that is a huge huge perched tree to have. That's a rich person's tree. If this bird poop on me, I'm going to be hot. I'm going to be hot. And so Monika is cracking up because the bird does poop. Yeah, it poops like, yeah Monika is like about to like put the bird in the back or some like that.

And it just like poops and car was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and we get a close up, a bravo close up, like the flashlight close up where everything's black and white, but then like the little flashlight spots on the poop and then a Slow-mo comes down. Thanks, Bravo. Really good film work there guys. Yeah, you got that parrot pooping. She does like to challenge no to challenge never again. No, no. And then Karen's like, the strap is big. Anybody got that? Who I've got you? Chris basically takes his like picky and lifts it under Karen's feet and puts her into the truck. Now that's a gentleman. So they're dropping in Jazeal is in the back seat with T'Challa.

T'Challa's in this like cube and it is like cracking me because she's so uncomfortable with that bird right next to her and the chalice is just hanging out in a backseat like where we going what's going on what's happening. Imagine how T'Challa feels like suddenly your next to Giselle it's like oh god suddenly he's in a small space that smells of ladam. So they just blah blah talkie talkie and monies's like, oh god, I care. And of course you were late. You're coming from down the street. How are you late? Like, I'm a diva. Diva. She's like, well, divas can be on time. I'm like, well, I'm a late diva.

I mean, can't argue with that. can't argue with that. And so, Jacelle's like, well, you know, I have to go Monday to make a trip to see if my book wins a literary award. What award is Jacelle's book up for? The Calda Not Medal. What is up, like what award? I didn't even notice on bookshelves.

I mean, it's awarded the Best less than five dollars choice on the Barnes and Noble Sailrite Most likely to have a red dot on it for the longest amount of time in the Barnes and Noble bargain bin section Nah, it's about time is first lady in the church And then we see a close-up of book cover. And it's like the sexiest. It's like big red glossy gorgeous lips and like a little veil coming down like a widow veil thing coming down.

Wow, that's a very sexy book about being the first lady in the church. Very, very sexy. I'm into it. So they're talking about the baby and like, they're basically saying like, why couldn't Mike watch the baby? Why couldn't Mike watch it?

Like, why does the baby have to come? And they're like, and Karen's basically like, there's no way that Michael watches that baby at all. We know it's all Ashley. Yeah. Oh, and they were showing a part where Giselle from last season was reading from her book to the girls and she could read it. Oh, and they were showing a part where Giselle from last season was reading from her book to the girls. Oh, yeah. And Monique said, thank God she has a ghost rider because

she can't write. And Lord knows she can barely read. Yeah, she could use the ghost reader too. Yeah. So funny. Okay. So then we see Wendy in Curler's packing and she's got the bassoon this year in the Real Housewives of Potomac Orchestra, the character Orca Straff. You're orchestra. No, that's not the typical orchestra. They have like a theater of the Wolf Orchestra and she's the bass singer.

Like David Bowie's now rating the guest David Bowie. Yeah. Bory. Pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump about you Karen nah she told Robin nah and when he's like yeah she said you and Ray don't have sex and Karen's like well I'm talk to hear that I don't know this dandy she doesn't know me so I'm gonna chalk it up to maybe being nervous maybe being nervous look I see it in mine whatever I go to the mall design little perfume bottles I notice that people feel nervous around me and here's what I do. I look them right in the eye and I say... Yes, I always get so nervous that I'm going to accidentally put my finger in that circular part of the floppy disk and ruin all the data That's on it. So I understand nerves. I do. I do. I'm a rider-dye bitch And you don't want to be on the left side of that rider-dye.

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I mean, not for lazy mom players, a state. And they get there. And so the house is very big on the outside. I was like, oh, that's big. Okay, cool. And then they walk in and it's like, it is a disaster. Everything is like, it's like,

it's like your worst nightmare when you watch certain episodes of House Hunters, you know, when they come in and they're like, okay, well, I'm gonna need you to be a little imaginative with this space, but we can get it as great views, and we can get it at a good price. Like, that's what this house was. It was the one that the realtor has to sort of like, like give like a little speech about before people walk into, you know. Yeah, like, well, okay, this one is close to town, but all the colors are from the couch on the golden girls. So that can be changed. Okay, I mean, you know, we think we like this eclectic look, you know, here you got a mustard wall here, you've got a pale green going through most of this wall and then it's nice gray blues, too. We like that personally. Also, she's rich. How does she have lion statues instead of statues of

like that lady with eight arms that's holding different, you know, essential oils or whatever, that's her logo. Not so lazy, whatever. Yeah. Come on, Monique, you're're rich you're too giant footballs and then there's also this like bed did you notice that one bed that was um it was like a four post bed but the posts were almost look like horns almost like long horns but they could have also been they sort of spoke of some sort of like

antler-esque thing or whatever but they were really tall so you sort of thought it was gonna be a canopy bed but it's not a canopy bed. Just like a strange. Yeah, like Relipant bones can't be bad. Yeah, yeah, we are four poster bed, which of course is Karen's bed Of course, of course Karen took that bad. Of course she took it. There wasn't even a discussion Monique was like this is Karen's bad Oh good a strange very ostentatious bed that makes no sense. I'll take it.

She's like, y'all are messy as hell. Try to make me feel something kind of way about Dendi. I mean, come on, ladies. Someone looks like, well, I like her. I just need to know more about her. Well, personally, I don't know him. Yeah. I don't even know who she is.

If this is someone who's coming to this house? This we get to see on our cast. So like you work for the same organization, Karen, she goes, she's on the board. I need more than that. Do you think she'll get past, you know, being on television and CNN? Mm-hmm.

I'll see you do know who she is then. Yeah, exactly. And meanwhile, while they're talking about this, I get the front Robyn's like, oh, so you do know who she is then. Yeah, exactly. And meanwhile, while they're talking about this, I get the front, Robyn's like, hello, hello, hello. Hello. The party is here. So, Jacelle, Jacelle, let's her in.

And Karen's like, oh, good, Robyn's here. And she's here early, that's a change So they show them the golf cart that they have to take to the guest house The guest house with the guest house of the layhouse the guest house at the layhouse. Yeah, the guest house of the guest house and Everyone's very impressed of course and everyone's very unimpressed, of course. I don't wanna live on the middle of the woods, it sucks. Yeah, exactly.

So they're heading up that way and Candace is showing up and Candace, of course, is like, I'm hurt. I'm genuinely hurt by how Monique has handled our friendship, but ultimately Chris was right. I'm not in a bad place with everyone else in the group and I do wanna have a good time and be on TV. So I'm here. I'm here.

I need to remove that chandelier from the terrible house. I'm going to try to buy. Yeah. So did they actually get to the, I think they now, they just are, do they get to the guest house yet? Yeah, they got to do it. And just Ellen Robbins decided they're going to stay there so they don't have to share a bathroom. Yeah. And the guest house by the way is no improvement

on the main house. I would just say, let's just further away. It's just further away from Chala basically. Yeah. So then back in the kitchen of the main house, Robin's like, so unique. Why did you get a burden the first place? It's like funny story, but you don't want to hear it. And then she tells us, you know, I just love animals because he enjoys my voice and the more you talk, the more he learns. So I suspect he'll be saying, drag me, Monique. Why?

Not for lazy moms. And then Wendy arrives in big diamond glasses. And just says like, oh oh look, it's Wendy. Yeah, I'm not going to make eye contact with Wendy one time. Oh, look at me. Look at me arranging things on the counter. Yeah, exactly. And Wendy's like, all that damn driving him are still in the woods.

Still stuck here. So yeah, so Wendy is already like, she's she's feeling a certain sort of way because I don't think that Ashley has shown up yet or maybe she has, but she is not feeling the fact that Ashley has brought a baby on the girls' trip. Right, because Monique announces what rooms everybody's staying in and care about. Right, get the king bed, Robin and Jizll get their own house, and then Ashley gets a room with a crib for herself to stay in, and then Wendy is stuck on a little twin bed or something and has to share a room. So she's like, uh...

Yeah, she's kind of like, I thought this was a girl's trip, and like I, you know, and again, I said this on Amy's show, I was totally on Wendy's side about this. I think that Wendy totally has a reason to be annoyed because I do think that either Monique should have offered her to bring her baby or she should have Monique's told as she can't bring a baby because I just think that's not fair. Like that Wendy went through all this effort of doing all the pumping

or whatever to spend a weekend away. And also maybe a weekend without a baby in her life. And then Ashley's coming with her baby. So I understand why Wendy's annoying. I can't pretend that I care one way or the other, to be honest. I will say, I think that Ashley brought a nanny or she brought a friend who's going to take care of the baby. So it's not like she brought the baby and then then is just gonna make everyone deal with it the whole time

So yeah, you know, I like that nobody's told Wendy she brought the baby and she couldn't bring it But I don't know. It's a fight. I'm like, I'm not really It's not my place You go baby wars you go with your baby wars. Oh, no, no I'm not sure if it's even wrong that Ashley brought her baby. I just think that like, I think it sucks for Wendy if she went through all this effort to not bring the baby,

to arrange the help, to do the pumping and all that stuff. And then it's like, oh, you could have brought your baby anyway. Or like, or that someone was like, I could see your being annoyed in two different ways. Like, oh, you could have brought your baby anyway. So that sucks. Or the other way around, which is was like, I could see you're being annoyed in two different ways. Like, oh, you could've brought your baby anyway. So that sucks. Or the other way around, which is that like, like ashy being like, well, I can't do it.

I can't be away from him. And she's like, I just did it. My baby's younger than yours. You know, like I understand that frustration too. Is it misdirected? Perhaps, but I understand it. Cause I'm petty. I'm petty, Ronnie.

Well, you're allowed. I mean, I just don't really care. I look at it like this. I think Ronnie, what if you had a little baby at home, just, you know, you're allowed. I mean, I just don't really care. I look at it like this. I think, Ronnie, what if you had a little baby at home, just, you know, you're changed to some machine to make milk for it. And then, you know, all it does is cry and poop, all over and it's not all over.

I just can't imagine being like, guys, I wish I could have brought that baby. I would. I wish I just don't understand the deep. Yeah. So my mom friends are like very happy to get away from their baby for three days. Yeah, I feel like when I was born, my mom handed me off to a cleaning lady.

It was like, here, you know, there's some fronty in the fridge, later. So, I was just kind of raised with that. And look at me, I'm just thriving. I'm thriving, guys. So Ash and Dean arrive with the nanny. And they're all sitting around. They're talking. Monika's gone out of the room and Wendy starts talking. She's like, you know, I'm actually really excited to get to know the to know all you ladies on a deeper level because and then more importantly To Chalo flies right at her and Want to get to know me deeper T'Challa flies right at her and T'Challa's like a horrible, no-be-deeper.

And then we cut to commercial and then we come back and it's like, like that scream lasted for the whole four minutes of commercials. T'Challa was just trying to go and perch himself on her shoulder and she was not having it and I would not have it either. I would also freak out. And they are all, it's like a horror movie. Jacelle, Candace and Karen are all by the microwave just cowering like Jason Ford, he's just barged down through the door, barged through the door. Then Monique's like, oh my God, my wig,

oh, my baby, don't scare my baby. So she runs off to comfort Tachala in the bathroom. Yeah, and Robbins by the way, hiding behind the island. They're just like, those are paddock. So, to Charles, just like on the toilet, and Monique goes, did they scare the poop out of you? And to Charles, I go, poop, and says, yes. You gotta go or not to cameras right there. Poop in front of the camera. We've got a book to sell, can. Oh, to Charles, I got scared. poop in front of the camera, we've got a book to sell, kid.

Oh, the child, I got scared. Ha ha ha ha had issues coming out. My baby was a Nick U, okay? Yeah, exactly. And she's basically like, my baby was premature, and there was like, you can't explain the pain of, and like the anxiety of all that, et cetera. But this is a girls weekend, you know? And Ash is like, well, my husband has to go to work. And when he's like, yeah,

but my husband's got to work too, okay? But like, he's gonna, he's gonna spend time with the kids, you know? Like, it's not that crazy. But my husband owns a company. Well, my husband's a lawyer. But my husband owns his own company. It's like my, my husband's an attorney.

But you haven't Annie, you haven't Annie. That's my best friend. Well, she's your Annie too. See, I understand why Wendy was getting angry now, because Wendy was annoyed by the situation, but then Ashes also giving her bullshit too, let it. When Ashes like, well, you haven't Annie. Okay, I don't have a nanny.

I was like, who the fuck just came in with you through that door? Who was that? And she's like, what's my friend? It's like, yeah, but she's still watching your kid. I was like who the fuck just came in with you through that door? Who was that and she's like what's my friend? It's like yeah, but she's still watching your kid. You have someone who could watch the kid. You have your mom too Yeah, and then Ashley goes well just cuz you choose to spend time away from your child That's your business Yeah

Okay, Wendy Yeah, take care of it do whatever you need yeah exactly. I want one as she did that She's like when it was like you know I know how much I sacrifice and suffer to be able to be here I pumped around the clock. I was pumping every two hours. I put milk in my freezer Just so I could spend the weekend with you ladies and make sure I am present so I know it can be done So I don't have sympathy for her saying she's a new mother. I was like whoo I think that's for your sympathy

saying she's a new mother. I was like, woo! I think the house for your sympathy, mind your own business, mind your own house, go and face time to your kid if you want to see your kid. And then they're just screaming at each other. Yes. And Monique's like, be quiet! And Robin carries the baby away out of the room and Dean's just like, what the hell?

Like welcome to the rest of your life, okay? You are now a cast member on the real house life, so... This is very scaly for me. Waa, waa, waa, waa. I am terrified of screaming ladies. Oh, wha-ing. I think I made a peppy in my diaper. Waa, waa.

This is the most boring chest I've ever lied on. Wheeeee! Whee, whee. You know what I would love to do right now? the most boring chest I've ever lied on. Wheeeee! Wheeeee! Wheeeee! Wheeeee! You know what I would love to do right now? I'd love it if someone gave me a pinky and I could just grow a bond to it, so that's my favourite. You know what you ladies need? Or bouncy chair? That's what you need. No one's mad on a bouncy chair. Have you... let me ask you all this? Have you ever just been lying down and there's like a bunch of things dangling from a rod and they go

around in circle sort of? Is that not the best thing you've ever seen? I don't think so. Wait, wait. Maybe you should use those mazi less to yap and more to buy it on big colorful plastic keys. We're on. Wait, wait, wait. What's the best thing I ever saw? Was the time I sat at a restaurant for one person, me. It was called a high chair and there was a table that wrapped around my body.

Wait, wait, now that's a restaurant concept. Why are the milk ladies yelling at each other? Wait, wait. Oh God, so Robin's like, I don't know what's going on. I mean, I have two kids and my second, sometimes I don't even remember his name. So Wendy trippin' over her third, please. And now we know why that kid is always throwing himself in front of his mother. It's me Carter!

Who? I think that's the funniest Robyn's ever mother. It's me Carter. Who? I think that's the funniest drop in Zephyr Bid. And she was cracking up. Yeah. And Monique's like, look, she wasn't comfortable to leave the baby. So I offered for her to bring the baby here. That's it. And Ash is like, well, I do not like anyone

criticizing me or my son. And she's projecting onto me. And guess what? Access to night. I'm not having that. I will not have it. So then they basically Karen's like well, I'm in a great place. So can we just toast please? We toast?

My story's about not having a baby. So let's toast to that. Wendy put down your glass Wendy. You don't need anything Now Monique remember don't go driving after this there are too many trees too many trees So Wendy has packed I don't know 30 suitcases for some reason and so Candace is helping her up the stairs and Karen calls Ray and she's like Ray I made it say pray and he's like wonderful Do you miss me Ray? And he's like, wonderful. Do you miss me, Ray?

Ray, can you hear me? Ray, Ray, can you hear me? Ray, Ray, can you hear me? Nothing is crickety. So they put the crickety sound effect in there. She's like, do you miss me, Ray? Yes. But it turns out this is an ongoing issue with all the women

because then we have Jazelle trying to face time with Grace. He's like, can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah. She's like, no. I was hoping you were just gonna say that I got those Nicki Minaj tickets, but clearly not.

If not, then the reception's bad. Gotta go, mom. Click. And then Wendy calls her kids and he's like, you're frozen. And so Wendy goes to ask Monique if there's Wi-Fi and she tells us, look, I don't have my baby. I don't have my life. There's a damn bird flying around. I feel like I'm an extra in Halloween. What the hell? We all know if you were an extra in Halloween, you would have had bangs. So come on. So Wendy asked her for Wi-Fi and Monique's like, um, yeah, you know, we do. It sucks though,

but I'm just so glad we're out here. We're all going to get to know each other. And when he's like, yeah, I've been observing the dynamic and Monique's like, yeah, that speaking of the dynamic and Monique's like yeah the speaking of the dynamic there seemed to be a trigger moment there with Ashley what's that about and she's like well I had to plan all these things to be present and the sheet should have said bring to baby if that's okay and the sheet did not say that so there yeah and Ashley just listening on the next in the next room also did you notice that when Wendy asked for the Wi-Fi password Monique was like like, okay, let me give you the password. I actually put down Tachala and Tachala goes, no! I don't know if Tachala was saying no about being put down or saying no because Tachala didn't want Wendy to have the Wi-Fi password. I'm going to choose the latter because

I love Tachala being petty like that that The chala's guarding his Wi-Fi Yeah, so money's like well, you know if you had said you wanted to bring him I would have told or to bring her I would have told you bring her you know There's there's no problem, but you know we don't really know you we don't know how you talk yet So maybe it came off a little harsh to us and you weren't being harsh, but it sounds like that because we don't know. She's being very diplomatic, you know? Wendy's like, all right, all right. Yeah.

So Wendy goes back to her room and Monique's like, did you get all that to Chala? And Chala's like, yeah, she's crazy. So at night, Monique is doing her makeup to get ready for dinner with the bird and the bird's eating an eyeliner. And she's like, what do you think of these women? Are you doing your makeup? And he's like, yes.

I'm just kidding. It's like, yes. And so then we have Candice FaceTime in Chris, which is who cares. And Ashley is swaddling little dino. Oh, my favorite salt of sweater, the swaddle sweater. And then there's a private chef who's cooking dinner. And Candice is now taking the golf cart over to the guest house. And of course she like knocks on the front door. And she does the thing that we forgot was through her original annoying trait. Before we start to really notice that square tissue in her eye

we started to really notice that square tissue in her eye is when she sings everything. She's like hello. Yeah. And just like oh Jesus I was just putting on the worst thing I could possibly imagine putting on to make her in bed. Come on in. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing here? So Candice is like well I just didn't feel like that talk that we had last week went so well and you know I just that when I saw you having a laugh at my expense that really hurt me you know and just else like well here's the thing I gave you a little Twitter I gave you a little shave pinch I just pinched you look at how I'm pinching your little leg right now and you came at me with a billy club and I'm a shetty to knock my head off with your two fingers and that's not fair to me. Yeah, and she's like, well, instead of coming to you, I went to Instagram and for that, I apologize. And then she tells us, I understand what it's like to be hurt. I understand what it's like to be

attacked and I understand what it's like to be misunderstood God-carrot is she's aware of the orchestra now to play you to play you a nice sad ballad and Just a just a little appreciate the apology and she's like it sounds like it's a real one for once I do like Kendus. She's like a nice little Chihuahua that you bring to a party Yeah, you were off the wedding list. But you're back on. There's an a list and a be list and you're at least on the be list. And Candace, I'm surprised Candace did not get mad about that. Like I can't believe I'm not on Jazeal's virtual a list. I can't believe that with our theoretical wedding. Um, so they go over to dinner and I speak pretty outdoor dinner at the house.

Oh, it's so serene back here. Now tell me where the acrobat is. The acrobat is coming in anytime soon. And the pyro is there, lighting the candles. And let me say, wow, I couldn't do this without leave. Honestly, leave. Thank you, leave. And leave say, yep.

You got it, lay there. So then John, the fancy chef is like, what I've put in front of you is an ode to the end of the summer. I'm sorry, that's Karen. This is a strawberry salad. Sure. Sure.

So Manique wants to play a game of curiosity. Each person will be asked a question by the entire group, that way they can go deeper. So Candace, what was it like for you with your peers and your hot and your school age years? And Candace is like, well, I was one of the few brown girls. So it was a struggle to fit in and actually is like, well, is that why you pursued African American studies? just how it goes. Yes, is that why you got a nose job? You got real deep there, just how? Yeah. You didn't get your nose done? I thought it was common knowledge, John. Yeah, this is like, I got a nose job.

And then they show pictures of her side by side, but I don't think it looks like she got a nose job. Yeah, I don't think so either, I couldn't tell. Yeah, so yeah, just how it's like, I thought it was common knowledge and Candace is like Robin Here's a question everybody is dying to know or you're gonna marry one I was like, oh my god. We wouldn't even know what season this was like if it was just this clip, you know Seriously, so she's like, well, I don't know. I mean the ball is in his court, which is a pun because he plays basketball

She's like, well, I don't know. I mean, the ball is in his court, which is a pun because he plays basketball And then Karen's like, well, just out Since Joel cheated on you and had babies with other women How is it being back with the band who would do that to you? She's like, well, I'm really glad that you asked that Karen not, not really. It's all about forgiveness, and that was 20 years ago, and I forgive him. Yeah. And Karen's like, well, I don't know how you can,

she tells us, I don't know how you can trust a man that had babies with a woman in the congregation. I'm just saying. And then we see a headline that says, Jamal Bryant believes in open marriage, but forgot to tell his wife. And then just, I was like, well, but forgot to tell his wife. And then just like, well, I have a question for Ashley.

Has your booty hold healed? We're getting real deep. I'm glad he's a woman of reintroducing themselves. First of all, thank you for sharing the dinner of our bootyhole condition. Is your bootyhole very important to your marriage? Do you use your booty hole with Michael? Mmm. And now it's time for Karen to ask a question to Wendy. She's like, uh, according to the girls,

you have questions about my intimacy with my husband, Ray! She's all mentioned to me and Robbo's a little tattletail. A tattletail, a tattletail, a Robin. She's owning it. She's owning that. She's a tattletail. Lookattletail, tattletail, tattletail, Robin. She's owning it, she's owning that she's a tattletail. Look at her, just look at look at how she's playing with her fork right now. The folks in her hair, nice tribute, a little mermaid, Robin, tattletail, Robin. First of all, if you want to get inside my panties, that's not how to get to know me.

So do you have something you want to say to me? Wendy, and yes, I did segue this from a bootyhole question and when he's like well ever since I met you it seems like there's something going on like you're very dismissive she's I don't think I dismissed you it's like that was dismissive dismiss that was dismissive I mean I've said it to everyone I was at to you I don't know you this is the first time we've sat down for more than five minutes I mean I thought you were the way it was at first and I was about to kick you out of that seat for our new cast member Who still hasn't even arrived? But it's loving that you came to pay us a visit lady from the streets and when he tells us Karen

We sit on the board together. We're on the same Subcommittee of the same board. There are five people on the same subcommittee Karen There are five people on the same subcommittee, Karen. Karen! Well, alright, I mean I am always gonna be kind. People from Payless who come to visit us here in the Monix home by the lake. So yes, Payless employee. If you want to have dinner with me, you can have dinner with me. And we can learn about each other. Yes, would you like to go to lunch or to dinner before you ask me about my Gucci box?

And she's like, oh, okay, I got it. Your Gucci box is on mock, okay? Noted. Well, why don't we do dinner first or lunch? What should we do? And she's like, fine, let's do it dinner. Oh, dinner, fine, we'll do dinner. And thank you in advance for paying. That's so lovely of you. Yeah. So Wendy tries to start with Ashley, like a nice, in a nice way, right? She's like, well, look, sometimes I'm a tough nut to crack and Monique's like,

whoa, I mean, you weren't tough to crack, but you were just tough in the kitchen. I mean, what the hell? And she says, oh, yes, that was all started by you, by the way, yeah. And she's like, oh, yes, that was all started by you by the way. Yeah And she's like, well, I just touched a sensitive spot. And she's like, well, you were ferocious. I was I was passionate. I was passionate Candace meanwhile is just like checking your mascara and the night for flexion The butter knives. They really serve a lot of purposes for her Candace should sell silverware at this point. Yeah

So I should like what you talked about me bringing Dean and then you talked about my husband and you brought my husband into the equation You just had to pop off you just had to pop off It's like well that was not a pop off. I mean I can't pop off, but that wasn't it. It was a pop I can't pop off, but that wasn't a pop off. It was a pop it was a pop I can pop off but that wasn't a pop off. It was a pop, it was a pop, it was a pop. It was a pop. Did you apologize yet for it Wendy? Did you apologize?

And Wendy's like, okay, so here's the issue. It was my delivery. I had a bad delivery and she's like, and you were doing this and you're still doing this to me because Wendy was talking. She's sort of like putting her hand forward like a little lighter. She was pointing at her with like all five fingers, like a, it was almost like she was pat,

she was like petting an invisible animal right in front of her, you know. She's just like doing it that way. And so as she was like, but you're still doing this thing with your hand at me and you're talking about your delivery, you know. And when he's like, well, why can't my hand be like this? What's wrong with you? Why can't my hand be like this? It's aggressive, it is not aggressive. It is, it can't my hand be like this? What's wrong with you? Why can't my hand be like this? It's aggressive.

It is not aggressive. It is, it's aggressive. It is not aggressive. It's aggressive. Papa, Papa. And Robins like, well, you were just frustrated to get here and realize that you didn't bring your baby. And she's like, yes.

So apologize? No, I do not feel like I need to apologize. And she's like, but you just admitted that you're delivery. Well, I don't think that warrants an apology. But papa, papa pointing papa. So finally, Ashley goes, you know what? I'm good on you. I'm good on you.

And Robyn's like, well, Wendy, why don't you have regret? And when he's like, it's done. It's done. She's good on me. It's done. It's done. Forget it. It's done.

It's done. She's like, no, but take it. Let's take out Shana the equation. Oh, I would like that. Quite a bit. Yes. OK, no, just theoretically.'s take out shout out the equation. Oh, I would like that quite a bit. Yes. Okay, no just theoretically Let's take her out the equation like if I if you were like got mad at me about something from home Don't you think you would like should apologize to me for from you know like for going like going at me and when he's like No, I'm not gonna apologize. I don't think it's about it's worth the oven apology And that's why you don't have any female friends.

She goes, no, I don't have any female friends cause I don't deal with fake bitches like you. And then everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, yeah. Cause she said she has female friends, but she just doesn't deal with fake bitches like Ashley. So Ashley's like, so then she's like, well this is why you don't have female friends.

She just sort of says it again, reiterate. And she's like well, this is why you don't have female friends She just sort of says it again And just I was like I don't know what happened. It's almost as if we have instigated a fight between these two women I don't know what happened And just I was just slowly putting on lip gloss during the whole thing so funny. Yeah So now it's just like, I have female friends. I am a female. And she's like, well, you get defensive and that's unwarranted.

And she'll look, that defensiveness is checking your ass. Check, check, I'm checking. Ah, you better not check me. Check, check, ah, pop, pop, pop, pop, check. Rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr. Rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr. Morning, morning.

Just about to get that in there. And then when he goes, I don't talk to your kind and don't call me Wendy. People like you don't call me Wendy. People like you call me Dr. Wendy. Address me correctly, sweetie. And that was going gone with the wind. She's gone with the wind Wendy by Wendy gone with the wind Wendy by. I loved it. I loved I loved that Wendy said that about call me doctor Wendy because it was just like, fuck you bitch. I'm smarter than you. I'm more established than you. I've got more of a future than you. And I'm just going to rub it in your face, even if I may not be totally in the right in this situation. She can search for her guns, I'll give her that.

Yeah, that's what I liked about it. I liked that, there were like, she was like, no, you're not gonna walk over me. Like, you are not, like, this is what I do for a living on cable news, so I can definitely handle you. Yeah, I fought with Sean Hannity, ma'am. I think I'm scared of you. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I loved it. Yeah, I lovedam. I think I'm scared of you. Oh, I loved it.

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