Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Board Fleeting

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

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Hi, how are you? Good. How are you doing today? Getting a little excited over there, Ben. Oh, yeah, just a nice maelstrom of stress and excitement leading up to the crappies on Friday. It's like this is the time where I say why do we do this to ourselves every year? Why don't we just sit down with the printout and just read it? Why do we make ourselves crazy with these crappie awards, but it's worth it.

It's always worth it. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. That elephant you hire. It's gonna be amazing. So guys, the crappy local area list classes. I'll speak up. I saw a lash. That's what I should have invited. I went to a Latin Friday night because my friend had some tickets that she wasn't using. I think she was at the street seeing Sweeney Todd at the Opera House. I was like, wow, Sweeney Keith, you know. So anyway, she gave me and my sister her tickets and we went to Older Heighten.

Okay. And let me tell you, I sat through that bullshit for the carpet ride. What the fuck kind of carpet ride is that? I mean, I get the carpets don't really fly. Okay, I get it. But I need to believe they do. You can't just, I can't hear like, and then it has a carpet that literally is a big wooden platform with some fringe on it,

slowly making turns around a stage, shame on you Aladdin, shame on you. Otherwise, very good, good job kids. If any of you are listening to this. Great job. Rihanna has raised the game or has whatever raised the bar for floating platforms. Okay. So now we expect much more out of our flying carpets after we saw Rihanna basically doing a performance on a levitating cell phone. You know, we want our carpets also going to the same magic and sneak.

Yeah, true. Yeah, Rihanna really fucked over Aladdin the tour. I'm assuming it's a better on Broadway. I don't know, things usually are, but yeah, Rihanna really fucked that tour over because we're like, we saw Rihanna do this two seconds ago and it was much better. Now you're telling that you can only make

very shallow U-turns on this, and then they can't light it, you know, because those being lifted from below. So the lights are like flashlights on the actual carpet lighting their face. I'm like, wait, two children telling each other scary stories. Give me the hell out of here. I was so mad. It's like, get me out of this theater. I'm going to lose it. Thankfully Thankfully the gene was very talented. I was just how was there how was the how was there the landmark song a whole outdated world? Well, you know, I never realized how offensive that musical was but I'm like guys how many things you're gonna rhyme with Baclava? Like how many how many rhymes you're gonna have in rhyme with Baclava? Like how many rhymes you can have in here with Baclava or like hummus? You know? I can't.

Baclava? Yeah. Baclava. It's not like lava, I love Baclava. I mean, so many things. Well, I was actually shocked, but I was like a little girl. I was like, oh my god, Princess Jasmine's so pretty. I love her. I look up to her. Literally, she's on a magic carpet, a slow moving wide turning magic carpet that has like the handling of like a 1997 Ford escape. Yeah. So we saw that. So yeah, in other words, we're going

on tour, just like Aladdin. We are already there, but this week we're going to Phoenix first, we're going to have a little crapens pre-show over there, and then we're going to be recapping the Real Housewives of Miami. And then the next night we are in Los Angeles, Ben's hometown, my ex-homotown, and that's where we are going to be doing the crappy awards at the Wilton Theatre. It's going to be huge, so much fun watching Ben put all this together as I live back in England. You're doing, and it's going to be really fun. You had COVID. You had COVID, so you have had a COVID. That COVID really is also, by the way, just in case anybody needs to fresh COVID updates

in their life. COVID, fucking sucks, fuck you, COVID. Can you fuck you and your mother too. It's like a non-magic carpet. It's just a carpet. Just there. Keeping it down. Yeah. You're not rising up. Also, they recast the parrot as a person.

I mean, come to see, I came to see a talking parrot, not a fucking person, you know? Like you can't just recast appear. Yago. Yeah, that cast it, not a fucking person. You know, like you can't just recast a parrot. Yago. Yeah, they cast it as like a chunky guy. And of course they made it. So like, well, you know, he needs to be kind of like animalistic, make him fat.

Like fuck you guys, you know, fuck you Aladdin. I'm getting so mad at this shun. Okay, but the crappies, you guys should definitely come. That's gonna be fun. I'm gonna be Ben's parrot. And- Wait till you see SpongeBob the musical. Which is you have to make SpongeBob look?

You know, I miss the SpongeBob train. That is one train I never joined. I think I was a little too old for that when it came out. And people's post SpongeBob memes all the time. And I just don't like sponges. Like I'm just not a Sponge-P-P-P-P-P-P. I like bass sponges, but I hate dish sponges. I never understand why they smell the way they do.

I just never got into it. I was a, believe it or not, I was an intern at Nickelodeon, like at the year 2000. So like right when SpongeBob was sort of in pop culture. So feel very connected to him. I felt like I was really swept up into the SpongeBob media of that time. And, you know, I'm down. I'm down with SpongeBob.

Well, who knows? Maybe SpongeBob is going to be a presenter this year at the crappings, which you guys should come to. Okay, so you get those tickets at WatchUpCrapins.com. Also, tons of other cities were going like 2021 places. So go get your tickets. We'll read them all to you next week. I know you've heard them a lot. Also, if you want tickets to the crappies, but are not going to be in Los Angeles, okay? Because you have a life someplace else, you can watch the crappies online, streaming from moment house. So just go to watch at crappens.com to buy tickets for all of that good stuff. And today, Ben is a malignant uterus Wow Ben Wow you and your malignant

Meligning dwindling dwindling universe Today is the real house lives of photomic reunion part one for season seven Ha Candace you're doing so well all season and then you're gonna shame Candace you're doing so well all season and then you're gonna shame Jacelle's Uterus after her his direct to me. I mean Candace Candace Listen, you are a nominee for best Bravo Liberty. Okay, we have we have put our next out for you In fact, and this is how you're gonna do it. This is what you're gonna do to have Candace Yeah, you can't do that you can't tell a woman you just had a history acting in like you and you're dwindling you to risk. I mean, that's just, that's just

terrible. I mean, is it the kind of terrible that I laugh like this? I laughed when, oh, my God. Well, how is it that disgusting? I was like laughing at like the audacity of it. I was laughing at the word choice. I was laughing at her word play this whole time because she started doing this like giving a speech thing when she's reading people, you know, because people love a good canvas, you know, calling people fat read or whatever her choices of that. It is. Yes, and she just will find whatever big words to put together just to read people to feel about like having big feet or whatever she's

doing. She'll just use the most creative words for the simplest reads and it was cracking me up the whole... the whole reading. Who really got fucked? This one was Mia and you have to hand it to her. She just she does not give a fuck. She will just show up no matter what. I can't believe she can even show her face after how many times she lied and is still lying and is broke and she still just shows up. Yeah, she is, that just shows the draw of fame. I mean, she just came onto the stage and just lied, her ass off, lied so ineptly too.

Like, this is someone you never want to have. Like, you don't wanna, you don't wanna, you don't wanna commit a crime with this woman. Okay, she's not gonna hold up to like, even the lightest interrogation. She'll be sitting in the reception area waiting to be interrogated and the receptionist will ask some stupid question.

Like, hey, honey, how's your day going? Oh, well oh wow it's night so it's going pretty well no on its day oh well I did commit the crime so who knows well I wouldn't know because it's so shiny in here because I stole so many diamonds it's like okay you're going to jail there. Your story completely you didn't even barely even had a story and it's already collapsed But oh my god, I was crying. It was just amazing. She's terrible Wendy just showed up and laughed the whole time Which I think is the best move. I think that is the best move She didn't let them get to her which I was proud of her because man, they pick it Wendy They pick on Wendy every single time until they just break her and this time she's like no

I came dressed like I don't know like a W I came dressed like, I don't know, like a wanton. I mean, I don't know what her dress was. Like a wanton. It's like a fortune cookie. I meant like there's some kind of weird like a sculpture. Okay, listen, Jacelle looks like if a whorehouse was showing is throwing throwing a charity gala, and they were wrapping their silverware and putting napkin rings on them, that's how Jazeal looked. And I know we're all like on Jazeal all the time, but Jazeal is not the only problem tonight. These looks were crazy.

Yeah, I thought I had that all looked a little crazy, because clearly there was a memo out like, where everyone wear this very specific shade of blue, I don't know, is that royal blue or whatever, but it was like a I was like a potent blue. And it's just I think it's a hard color to always pull up. It was like it was like a Rina's finale dress in Beverly Hills that thing that that that people are wearing where it's like you look like you're in kind of like a sock with with gloves attached. Like that balance thing I think that's what it is. Like where it's like, you look like you're in kind of like a sock with gloves attached. Like that balance yoga thing, I think that's what it is.

Like where it's like a full-body suit that even covers your hands and your feet. Yeah, and that's like that bright blue. And then someone said, I want an entire reunion of people wearing that color. So I think it's just like a hard color and there's just like some wild. Wild things going on. It's so far beyond color. Okay, so they're also using a lot of, I guess it's still in fashion to use that like pantyhose material. Where's that figure skater? Yeah, Karen had something that made it look like she had little shoulder horns.

Yes, and Mia had that as well. Like instead of just being bare-chested, you know, with your dress showing your chest, they put that pantyhose shit on you like you're about to rob a bank like your boots are about to rob a bank Yeah There's the crime There it is So carons It's you can't you not everybody can wear that okay and Karen's was just placed in such a way It was a little too high up on her neck. So her neck is kind of

Cascading that I'm trying to find a way that's not horrible like and shaming because I don't need to be shaming But like her neck is kind of coming down But then this stuff is pressing her skin flat and it's just a crazy look like one time I was I don't know that's not a very good example okay here's one one time I was cleaning my feet in my shower and I have like a glass side to my shower and a mirror outside my shower so I see myself naked now I was supposed to shame me into getting thin it didn't really work now I just played with my fat while I'm in the shower and like making it into different shapes anyway the point is I was leaning down, cleaning my foot. Okay, and I was leaning against the glass.

And my arm and my arm, like my arm and my chest kind of chunk was leaning on this glass. And I happened to look over and catch what it looked like in the mirror. That's what it looks like. Don't wear this. Don't wear this fabric. It never works. Yeah, it was a it was a it was a lot going on. It was a lot. And especially what was funny was that it was like, yeah, we designed the set to welcome you back to Miami. But we gave you a color scheme that's not Miami whatsoever.

Like, what are the, I don't understand what the connection to the set in Miami had to do with this royal blue that they were wearing? I think because they went obviously went to Miami and then real house was of my amy. Larzo wears that big stupid purple balancey aca dress. That's all I can think of. It's like some weird gay gay DD thing that some PA can. I feel like it was just like some trolling. Someone just wanted to troll them all. That's all I can come up with. Someone was just mad at this guest. All right, so let's get into it. So we don't even start at the reunion because so much happened since the finale that we start off. Thanks a lot. Yes, thanks to Robin in Juan. So we see flowers and then the American flag and then a bird like chilling a does like a morning

Dove or something. Yeah, and it's January morning or does their stupid call Yeah, that's so fancy like do something just said morning does always like Like you know what just give us one. I don't need the whole tail. I feel like those. Yeah, doves are really annoying with their who's because they go like, BRRR. Don't they have that kind of who? They're like, BRRR. I thought the, they probably do. I thought the, I thought the morning doves are the ones that go, BRRR.

I'm pretty sure all the different doves have different calls. There's not just a general. I can only speak to morning doves because one time one got on my back. I'm there beautiful, but it was like on my balcony and it was doing the whole. Woo, woo, woo, woo. I'm like, okay, you have like, can you truncate that please?

I don't have time to get the end of your call. But now I have to look up a morning does call morning does call I'm gonna turn on the internet so people can hear what the morning does call sounds like so it you know Watch isn't be like a YouTube ad. I apologize if there's YouTube here we go You're it Well Jesus, is that it no that what no it hasn't Well, Jesus. What is that? No, that wasn't.

No, it hasn't. Oh, it's hideous. It's like waiting. Come on, Dove. It's like a video of a Dove right now. Oh. There is. Classic.

Oh, wow. It's very Robin. Oh, wow. Oh. Yeah. So this is the morning to have podcast with Robin and Jacelle. And we hear the audio, which we've talked about, but we'll go over it again. Jacelle is saying, Robin, nah nah there is some sort of strumpet Top here making claims about one I think son. Nah, and Robyn's like well a young lady came forward No, we don't have footage of this so please show a statue of a lion outside of a library. Thank you

Yeah, she's like oh She said that she and one day it in COVID and then she shows us how to see with this name on it and I was aware of the situation before we filmed at season 7 and this young lady was so pressed to tell you and me that she did me. And I will say, yes Juan was meeting and communicated with this one on Instagram I almost want to share the details on Patreon and then just like oh yes you better go subscribe That's low okay, there's a few things that are low a robins are Juan is cheating again, okay? That's low Fuck off Juan like stop. That's not cool. Cheat on Robin, you know, I'm bored too

You know, I'm bored with Robin too. I don't get to cheat. You know what I mean That's not cool Also going around fucking and cheating during COVID the rest of us were stuck in here, okay? That's not fair that you're going off to casino's and fucking people during COVID, okay? I think I couldn't even get groceries off to casinos and fucking people during COVID, okay? I think I couldn't even get groceries. We're not sure if that's what we're wiping our butts with our hands. You're out there fucking. Yeah, good point. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's general wrongness, okay? So then we get the best part of this story, which is a squirrel just sitting there eating his nuts and staring into the camera. Like what? Like, oh, is this still happening? And then we go to two weeks.

Squirrels I could someone shut up that morning, Dev. I'm just trying to get my nuts. Right. Which is probably similar to what Juan was saying. So then two weeks earlier and now it's far, I'm sorry, no, then we see what happens live on February 5th, 2023. And Andy's like, who are you? This week you admitted on your podcast that wanna have been involved with another woman. You withhold the truth on a reality show, you're wrong,

but then you sell behind the paywall. Chris was the sacrificial lamb when you had skeletons in your closet. Well, we all have skeletons, I believe. Oh! And so two weeks earlier, time square, empty sad streets in New York City. One, getting a blowjob from someone behind your dumpster.

We're here with the reunion. Yeah, everyone's showing up. They're kind of stretching this out. We see lots of like granular detail, the arriving, actually shows up in a blonde wig and then Wendy's getting into a wig and then people are getting makeup done. Now Andy does the thing where he walks

and everyone's dressing room. Yeah. Hey, the granddad. How do you feel about Sharise being here today and she's like Oh, Landy. I think Sharise deserves to be here today. I mean you guys Fingers on and God knows you put away. I thought you called He's like okay, I'm done with you. Hey me a lot of questions about your marriage me I just like my hell my marriage my hell my fast

He's like okay if you say so. So what do you look forward to clearing up most today? Please say it's one of your illnesses, because there's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. All of the above. Check, check, check. We have things to do.

And then he goes and knocks on Robin's door.'s robin and jazal sharing a dressing room Oh the bad this is sharing a dressing room and are anything you guys are nervous about today I didn't want to get off your chest any confessions any information that was not shared on the show that you would think about sharing your podcast potentially patreon that you'd like to share that reunion instead in your podcast potentially Patreon, but you'd like to share them reunion instead. So they both look crazy as well. Their dress is like absolutely crazy. I'm not sure.

Robin looks like a curtain rod made out of bedazzled stuff with blue stuff hanging down from it. And he's like, Robin, you're married lady now. We're gonna see one later. And she's like, no, he's working. And then he's like, oh, darn, I thought so. And then we get a, a, a drop of liquid in like, what am I not good enough? No robin, no

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then Andy goes to Candace and he's like, Oh, and Candace, you got a lot of crap. There's whole season including Gris. And Candace is like, and he hasn't had a chance to speak even though he was on the program when he had many chances to speak on the program. Yeah, except all season.

And she's like, and here's the gift, Christmas, mouth of the land. And it's a shirt that she has made for herself with her not today's quote, which lot of a fan of people selling their own quotes. Yeah, let us do that. But like when you do your own quote, it's a little, I don't know, it's not a spot. It's very Derinda at the trademark office, you know.

It loses the spark when you're, when you're gifting me your own quotes, you know, I start thinking of all the things you could be giving me, okay. Although it was like an quote, fun quote. Fun quote. Great quote. Excellent quote, but it's like reminiscent of like when Kyle Richards started owning goodbye Kyle and it's like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that was not for real.

That's our short. That's our short. So then Wendy who is in the prettiest dress so far, I think she looks beautiful. And the producer is sitting, so first of all, everyone's getting confused because the producers are starting to seek them on the couch.

And it just like, wait a minute, ta, where's Wendy, ya, and Robyn's like, most random seating ever! Whoa! Yeah, they're all like, I think they all have predictions of where they'd be sitting and it's all been destroyed. So Andy's like, well, tonight we are bringing down a wild seven season that shook up the group and shook up some tables. As you can see, we are transported back to Miami. Can't you tell? By this West Side story set, we somehow imported Miami, right?

Okay. So you know how I just said Wendy's the best dressed. I think Wendy does still look beautiful, but you guys have to think of how the dresses look when you sit down because now she just looks like, she's got like a tistata that she's trying to eat, but can't reach. It's like she's sitting behind a tistata. And unreachable tistata, I have to pull up a picture,

I gotta see what this looks like again, because I like, I can't remember. It's just a really stiff kind of wing coming out off of the chest. Okay, wait, I'm looking. I'm looking. Okay, wait, that's just, oh, I'm looking for. Come on.

I'm going to the gallery. I need to get confirmation of like Tastata. Candace, I think actually might look the best. Candace is so crazy. Oh, yeah. I love the Andy compared it to the Cookie Monster. Because I'm. Wendy has like a peacock feather.

And I was like a, it's like a feather coming across. Or it's like she's been, it's almost like, there's a bird to the side of her that's flapping its wings and got into the frame. But it's always there. I don't know why it's like when Jen Shaw were too giant feathered plants on her shoulders and then had to keep looking around them at that reunion. So then let's see.

So Andy's like, hello, down. You're the moment of the League of live shows. Ha, I don't need to be the moment I leave theY LAME, I don't know if it's necessary, I will be. Mmm. Mmm. Hi Ashley. You're positively glowing

and I can see because there's nothing that I can't see at this point. Are you even wearing fabric on your body? Hey, how single life? Well, it's really great, you know, um, just living alone waiting for Michael to start turning the air conditioning up via the air conditioning app and trick me. Super fun. Super fun, Andy. Go and great. How big is Luke's penis? Uh, they're all just asking. He hasn't kept one woman in 10 years, Andy, on this channel.

So how do you think it is? So I think, so, well, we talked about what? Why didn't it work with you and Luke on Summer House? And we see a flashback to watch Happens Live where it sounds like Michael. I can't tell if it was Michael wasn't thrilled with the arrangement or Luke wasn't thrilled. Sound like Luke was getting frustrated. It sounds like Michael was budding. Michael was probably being our cock block.

I'm seeing all the above, right? Yeah, it sucks. And she's like, but he was a trooper. And then he's like, whoa, Jiselle, speaking of dating Bravo Liberty's Jason, huh? And he's like, you know like you know I gotta tell you something you guys are a very good couple you're very good looking together and she's like I agree yeah and when he goes wait Andy you myth this I asked Jason I asked if Jason hooked hooked them up because of Luke and then I got the team. Okay. And that's just like, yeah. Jacelle said, what's the deal with Jason?

So I asked Luke for his number. When he's like, yes, yes. It's like, oh, good one. That's good, pretty. Great, great, like very obvious logical T. Wow, why did this random person who's like not, like, why did this very charming and lovely and very hot guy who's also like kind of ancillary on winter house?

How did he ever get cross-pads with the poster of the girl that his ghost are dating? No, that's not. Glad you're here. So then Andy is like, well Robin Hell has frozen over you are a married woman Robin! She's like, you and me, second time around. And then Karen just stared at the camera like this. Ha, ha, ha, ha. She just scratches her face. She's like, no, be a good time to see if mine. No, who's gonna touch my chin?

No, no. She really does. And he's like, whoa, Karen is your nose trying to be the hula hooper, what? Like, no, no, no. So then, and so, so, Robert has it feel Karen is your nose trying to be the hula hoop or what? Like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So then, it's like, so Robert has it feel like I did before. And I just got some Karen just yawning.

She's like, ah, security. Yeah. Karen, you didn't think it would happen. She's, well, I didn't think't think what happened but I'm glad it did and Robin goes, hey, come on, okay, okay, hi Candace, question, can you tell me how to get this Zestemuse treat? Because I have kids, I'm a dad now and Candace is like ask Ashley, she has the keys, Andy. And he's like, okay, now we'll say this before the internet does.

You look like Cookie Monster. Why was that on purpose? She's like, maybe it was Andy. Maybe it was. It'll be on my new album, Deep Space Cookies. Oh, she has two new songs. Two new songs which shall be released in season eight and nine. Yes, I don't think it was an ode to Sesame Street.

I think that she just made a pivot on the spot. Also, I don't feel like I saw anyone comparing the two either. So, huh. Ha! So then, Andy's like, okay, well, cool, cool, cookie monster. Hey, Wendy, how is your health? Are you drinking water? Are you drinking red wine? And she's like, well, Andy, I'm drinking some wine. I'm drinking tequila, and I'm drinking water.

Great! Well, so glad you're here. Thank you for joining us. See you next year. Yeah. So, that was a good one. Hey, I'd like to thank whoever came up with the question, Wendy, are you drinking more water? Thanks for that. Well, that was good. It's like, Wendy, are you trying? Are you just trying to go?

Or you just done now? Like, what's your deal? That's sad. So then, Andy's like, uh, well, Mia, there's a problem. I have a water dinosaur. Oh my god, I'm gonna learn that! Yes it does, and they also have spines that need to be adjusted at the joint care practice for flaws. Great! Now have you been sued for plagiarism by the writers of big business yet where that joke originated and he never gave it credit? What has this time we come dressed in the office you look like a blood. What is this? And we come across to the office. You look like a blind client. And then

so then all right. And he's like, okay, guys, listen, um, uh, how I know that you guys aren't happy about the seating and Candace because it was your design. Marry you asking us how we feel. And he's like, I was just a voice in a room of producers. And a lot of times it's decided by who you're getting along with. And if you're not getting along, typically we're not going to put you next to each other. But frankly, at this point, you all hate each other.

We just wanted to see what it would be like not having Jacelle's hand up Robyn's bunghold this time. So there are different couches. Everything else has just thrown up in the air. This is my way of registering to America that I did not approve these sofas. I'm gonna complain about them in a way that sounds like I'm explaining it, but I'm really complaining because I'm merely just a voice.

Somehow executive producer and face of a network, just a voice, just a voice. You know, there's glad to hear the BA got a decision too. Yeah, there's a short guy and a tight suit named Randy Tone who's just come on board and started making all sorts of decisions. And Andy's getting, yeah, you know, like it's like Andy's little twin is coming along, you know, he's starting to get that like you know, he's starting to get that like Yeah, I started to get that like you're not gonna replace me. There's got just wrong

He was not happy. That's what that was how I took it You know, it was like sitting there like L.O. L. Queen go home to your children like sitting there like L.O.L. Queen go home to your children. So then and it's just Kyle from Blow Deck Med. He's just there in a big pump of jacket. Oh, I call the shorts now. Frank, I love you Frank. I love these girls off his rank. And he's like, oh, it's a puzzle.

So Ashley, this season you had a very public fake split. And your friends weren't willing to coast on your unconventional living situation. Let's have a nationally clipped. Because God, she sure tried. All right. So it's an Ashley montage. And then we come back.

It's like, so you got a new house where's it close by? And she's like yeah It's like second minutes from the townhouse. Wow, so when Michael jerks off you still might get some splatter Yeah, and because it's actually just two miles from the strip club Man, I just sit by old sat horns because I don't really have the money to hire anybody to do that right now at the moment So I thought I was gonna be getting sad horns the prenut, but apparently that he keeps all the sad horns. He had sad horns before he married me apparently. So he was the first one to really believe in Rachel from SNL who came up with this ad horn, so Fortunately anything

Sorry, that was my whistle. I thought I'd be having a slide whistle, but he got that too Such as a regular whistle. What was her actual scratch? Yeah, Rachel dratch from S. No, okay, so Andy's like well How is it? Are you guys still getting along? She's like, well, Michael has a key to the house, because we have kids together, you know? I mean, I have a key to his house, too. Of course, my house is somewhere with crackers and children

and fun things, and his house is just sperm and unpaid maids. But still, it's a fair, it's a fair switch, I think. Yeah, it's totally fair. Like, I mean, I have a key to this is a fairy switch, I think. Yeah, it's totally fair. I mean, I have a cute hotel house, so it's like a big plastic key that's really chunky and mid of logos. It sounds like a lot worse. It doesn't want, it has a thing of crank on it and crank it and it plays to a little

little star. It's really cute. I realize you don't have a key to his place, just a toy. And Andy is so funny how he's just, he's gay, so he just doesn't understand. And I mean, I guess we don't understand vaginas, but I feel like we're still just human beings. Like we still understand basic things,

but Andy's like on a different gay planet. He's like, I don't know. I started to talk too much because I was like thinking about what I was saying. And I was like, this is wrong. But he's like, well, my axe had a key to my house. And I had a visitor. I'd be a little freaked out. Andy, A. Witch X. And B, I wouldn't give any of those Grimter Twinks a key either.

She has kids with this man. It's a little bit different, you know? Oh, I don't think Michael gets a key. I mean, I don't know. I haven't been in this territory, but I've watched lifetime movies, and that's enough for me to say, he does not get a key.

What he gets is a cell phone. What he gets is the number of 911 put on a little card. So if there is an issue, you can call 911 and 911 can break in. But he does not get a key. We don't need Gollum busting in in the middle of, she's having romantic times with Luke. Okay, you don't need Gollum popping up in the middle of that.

Well, she was having romantic times with Luke. Yeah, well, I don't think she wears around the kids because she said she, well, that leads to this next part. But that's the thing though. If he has a key, like, I think Michael is the type that would, like, in the middle of the night, let himself in and then, like, watch from the door while you're doing whatever. He's, that's a Michael Darby thing, jerking off in the corner, getting all excited. Yeah, you know, he's got that place slivered out. Like he's got camera everywhere. Full sliver.

Like she's like, Yeah, strange. My ring doorbell now just plays that song by UB40. I know. And he's like, What was it? Isn't he mad that you're bringing Luke over and getting Luke naked in front of all of those teddy bear

cameras you have around the house? We're going to come to find out that Michael actually ordered Luke, you know, well, hello there. I'm just looking to haunt a hockey player from La Troyeville's birthday party. Please show up at this address in the joke strap. Thank you. It's like a Nigma's playing with that song with the pan pipes or whatever or the pan So it's like Remember

All over the X92 What do you say? movie I don't remember the exact song right now. Look at a play there This so we can there's only one there's only one real thing There's multiple ending and in the song to it. There's really only one because they all sound the one. Do you hear it? Yeah, there it is. That's not the one, but it's basically the sales I'm saying.

I've got a puck for you. It's more like incantations to a beat Puppet means To make my tongue you that right now on the only television star Rod man Michael is bare chested he's bare chested and clasped in both the shoulders and his eyes are closed and he's just like rotating. Yeah, Michael's just standing in his underwear at a mirror checking his cell phone messages. Looks like taking pictures on his phone. Going with you and that off just in case Enigma's listening and they're like, oh,

the 30 minutes that was more than 30 seconds. Get our money for that wild banshee siren song. We did for Slither. I think the song is called party song. Sit. God, my next audition song. Okay. So they talk about Michael. And there was some serious battery issues with Luke and they're not really dating anymore because there

was some incident where it was a long weekend and by the way, why is it President's Day again? Okay, it's what I was talking to my friend earlier and she's like, how many President's days are there? And I agree with her. It was like it was a long weekend and Michael was supposed to have the kids till Monday but he forgot and so he brought them back Sunday and so then he had to leave. He didn't forget. Yeah, he did not forget. Michael did not forget. Michael's like, hold on one second, I'm going to go see a NIGMA tomorrow at the Baltimore concert center. NIGMA is not going to jerk its own audience off tomorrow night.

Dropping off to these kids, if it happens to be a clock block, so be it. My clock shall not be blocked. I've got enough footage for this weekend. Thank you. So yeah, he showed up dropped the kids off. So Luke had to leave and get back on the train for New York City. And he's like, he's not out on the way. You can't look up just because you have kids. What the hell? What kind of rules are you following?

And she's like, well, I don't know Luke that well. I had only spoken to him for like a month, right? Right. So, um, yeah, well, that's good because you're a month and now and that's why I drink a lot of water. So. Wow Wendy, thanks for that interesting info Wendy. Hey, what advice did Luke give you about Michael?

Well, he said that I need to enforce trigger boundaries. Also, don't touch the fireworks and put a plastic bag on the trees and see what happens. Stupid. So I'd be like, is there a gently you look please say it please say it. I love him. I wish I did so on God what a bone. And she's like, I don't know. But I started falling in love with him.

And so me is like, oh no. And then Ash, so now they're all basically booing her. And she's like, listen, this is the first time sister divorce and I haven't had someone giving you love and affection for so long. I was like, I know, I remember when you got that sexy hotel room for Michael and he's like, wow, a toilet that plays with your ass. I'll be back in the state and there for the rest of the night. Ashley can't live without his love and affection. It's like, it's like Nelson.

I can't live without your love and affection. Nelson. It's like being out of the bath for like an hour. Oh my god, I miss my, I miss when my thumbs looked like an hour ago. Michael completely, Michael completely. I don't even know where I'm coming from today. I don't even care. Okay. I'm just mad because I feel like Michael sabotaged this relationship. I was really rooting for Luke and Ashley.

Not that I saw that it had longevity, but I thought it had more time. And like, she was, I think that she's a entitled to a hot model that makes maple syrup. And I feel like Michael encroached on it a lot and and I'm upset. Mmm. Ashley. Come on. Let's, let's be honest. Ashley needs another Michael. Okay. She needs another Michael who's not going to make her sign to kind of bring up that she just signed because wow, that doesn't sound great But I never know with Ashley because Ashley's so good at making herself sound like such an innocent victim and I buy it all the time You know

We have listeners who were like why don't you guys ever give Ashley? Whatever she's pulling off she just has this attitude about it. It's like You know, yeah, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So then Andy's like, well, I've got a wonder, Ashley. I mean, no disrespect to Michael, but give me a moment. I feel like spiraling right now. If we were, if I were married to you and we break up and then you're on TikTok dancing around and you look as great as you do and then you start getting Luke, this former hockey player with a body of granite,

pecs of steel, steel and granite together, making maple syrup and hot dishes. I would feel impident. I would feel like I had a penis that was pointing into my intestines because it's basically inverted. You think he felt that way? I'm not really sure. We didn't really even get to the thumb of the bottle part yet, but I'll try next time.

Well, right. Well, thanks a lot. The spiral is worth it for me. So then there by his, I don't know, they talk about the stupid divorce thing more. And then Robin goes, so they say that Ashley, Ashley says that Michael is also dating and Robin's like, Oh, really? Well, what is the divorce already? Do you even have a date? I'm like, okay, lady, who's made a sit here for literally seven years to watch you have a fake wedding exactly in your backyard. I don't want to hear about timelines from Robin. I don't even want to hear about the movie timeline from her

I don't care. I wouldn't even do my private problem or whether it's yeah I don't want to I don't even care if she tells me a story about waiting at the newsstand to pick up an issue of time magazine I don't want to hear about any timelines So newsstand to pick up an issue of Time magazine. I don't want to hear any time lines. And he's like, so what's the status of the prenup? Are you going to get half? And she's like, no man, didn't work out my favor. He's like, wow, wow. So the money that Michael made that he put into the projects, like, that later is all considered to be his money because like the source happened before we met and so he made that money prior to us getting married. And it turns out he invested his entire bank account into projects. So there's no money for me whatsoever. And Robin Candister just not buying this. They're giving her these looks, right? And Ashley's like, yeah, I made the money before we married. So that's his money. And she's like, oh, do you know what he's worth? And where

his money is? And Robin's like, wait, so no lump sum payment. And Ashley's saying she's not even allowed alimony according to the prenup that she signed and they all basically boo her. They're like, Baaaah, you suck! Yeah, they're basically like, there's gotta be money that you're owed, you know? And Angel's like, she doesn't even know how much that money would be, Yuck, she doesn't know what sort of money he even has. And then Mia goes, she that another baby and Robin goes to wasn't enough Jesus so dark seriously So he's like oh, sorry God babe. No, he's like so are you gonna get anything from him is outside of child support and

Terrible memories and she's like no, I get this house and then um I Terrible memories and she's like no, I get this house and then I Also get to have him come over in the middle of the night while I'm connecting with a really hot guy And also there's some safety nests in case the difficulties For instance, he has punched out three of the punches on my subway card. So Foot long free foot long coming up soon See you soon tune in a foot long So, her. See, I don't tune in if that long. So, and he's like, well, peanut from Butterball says,

Ashley, I don't believe that you and Michael are divorcing because he wants three sums. You've looked the other way for years. Just admit it's because the prenup is up, the kids are out and you want to secure the bag. And because she did not secure the bag. She really good it sounds like. As she says that she really does want monogamy.

And then Andy turns to Mia and goes, Mia, you clearly don't share that commitment to monogamy. It's like, whoa. I don't know where to, oh, you thought you were safe on that side of the sofa? Yeah. It's like Andy's on the roll today. Yeah. So well, what's your questions?

Listen, things did change. So we're not as open as we work, because we have cancer. All kids who like, can't keep me out of crayons, chocolate, champs, not gluten, but one thing I know is all those ways that I got my husband, I have to keep doing those things for my husband, which is why I always have ping pongs ready and some decent A1 sauce and B. Interesting, interesting, and then she goes, I mean, it's not fair to him if I change. Like, great. Love that anti-abolving statement you just made. Like, I could mature, I could like evolve as a person, but that's not fair to my husband.

So I love proud hoary. You know, I love pride in your work. I love someone that's like, listen. Here's how I got him He was a customer in a strip place Took me home a few times and we had massive crazy coke or cheese and I can't tell them now now I'm like that's how we met. I mean, what are you gonna not dance to your favorite song at your wedding? Come on, Andy. No, it's like it's like if you did like a fake Australian accent, the day that you fell in love with the love of your life,

you just have to get accent until the rest of your life. Like, you can't, you're committed. We've all seen those movies, we've all seen those movies, we've seen Tutsi, okay? You've got to commit, okay? Because if you don't, then you're gonna have a very awkward moment on television with Dabney Coleman nearby.

Is Dabney Coleman in Tutsi? Did I misspeak? I feel like Dabney Coleman's in all Dabney Coleman in Tutsi? Did I misspeak? I feel like Dabney Coleman's in all of those, right? Yes, that's my office. I think he's like in all of those movies. I'll look it up. So Tutsi wasn't my favorite. I just thought that he wasn't a great drag queen.

And I was very close. At that time I was like, oh wow. It's not funny when a straight guy is like, I'm gonna dress like that's not funny to me. Like, I even as a kid, I thought that was just stupid and gross. I mean, it's an art form. It's like, you have to be fabulous. It takes something to carry that off. I'm sorry, Dustin. You just know. Well, first of all, Dabby Coleman was in Tootsie. I think he was like the director, the predatory director. Second of all, it is funny because Dustin

Hoffman's doing drag, but he's one of the few cases it's like a non-fabulous drag. It's like, oh, I'm gonna be a I'm gonna be a very homely lady that will capture the tension on America. Right, which I guess is why I like to do this. I like to do this. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen it. I'm really in it for the theme song. I'm in it for the theme song by Stephen Bishop. So anyway, Basically, I liked it Mia is aiming this Ashley like she's shaming Ashley like oh well. Oh, yeah. How dare you not want three sums like you promised to man three sums And then you try and take away his three sums like Mia you need to be night like you need somebody on your side today

You know, like, shut it. That sure really does. So Andy's like, okay, yes. So Ashley, a few seasons ago, you called Candace the Lisa-Combus person on the couch. This season, she has a flourishing music career. Well, you've continued to tell us that you can't pay for your house and expenses without Michael. Do you think she's still the least accomplished or is that you?

That's mean. And then the result just cracks up. Dizzle cracks up is like, you can't just read it, and then say it's mean, not. It's like, sorry, I'm just reacting. By the way, she also got a second college degree this year. So Ashley apologized to Candace and she's like, and you know what I just want to say?

I'm also an accomplishment and no one's going to say, like, doesn't matter what anyone says, they can't detract them from the fact. But I'm like, really good at, um, I just got a $2 million house. Women! So Candace is like, well, can I just say that I think it's very funny that when I first joined this group and I was living in a home, my mother helped me pay for.

The people in this group had a lot to say when my family took care of me and you were one of those people and then we see the knife swinging around clip and throwing the knife, the butter knife clip and you will not talk about my mother in my home. And as she's like, and I stand by the fact that it is an adult, at some point you have to be an adult, and stand on your own. And she's, which you are not, you couldn't have gotten that house with that Michael. Okay, I'm sorry. Listen, she's also had the man's children. It's different when you're married to somebody and having their children and being their wife and everything else. That's a job. Being a daughter who gets a lot of money from their parents is not a job. Yes, I actually think that both are fine. It's like I don't see what's the problem with either

situation, but I'm enjoying them fighting over it. It's fun to watch. Yeah, I think you have Michael's babies that should be considered a job There that is that it you know, that is a job. Yeah, so So then Candace that Ash is like well This is obviously a very sensitive topic for you and Candace is like well because I was maligned for reasons Because of my generational wealth and if you are able to attain the decorations that he put in these papers to distract you you and I you I will pray will have that for your children to be stole what the fuck And if it's okay for you to make fun of Ashley just being married for money Then why isn't it okay for you to make fun of Ashley just being married for money, then why isn't it okay for you to make fun of buying a house that your mom gave you?

Like why is, you can't say one thing's they're equal and then one of those things is wrong. You know what I mean? This didn't make much sense to me. Of course, I'm really one to talk today. Fucking listen to me. Well, I think that can is just taking a little victory lap. She's like, you guys came down to me for this for years. So I'm going to take my, I'm going to go after it here. This is my this is your come-upence

So Ashley's like ashes like well and my children are 30 years old. They will have a home in their own name LLC Rylee LLC Where where why why To be milk LLC LLC Wawa Wawa Tiddy Milk LLC So, thank you. So, and he's like, okay, so wrapping this up, your divorce is filed in February, you're gonna keep your last name right? Yes, yes, for my children. We are Siddharbys. And Ash is like, I know that I had a very emotional Expression about what was going on with Michael and her parenting struggles and they show a clip of her you know talking about him

Just but I do want to clarify that Michael is a great father and we are really learning how to co-parent Healthily and I am not saying this under duress and I am positive that my curic will be returned to me when I get home tonight because I said these things. Michael's sitting on her couch in her new house like that's Roy that's Roy sipping a sipping a chalata he just made the curic he stole. I know. You bet it's changed what you say to me. All the laws you all making your end, Kalfi, from scratch. Yeah, I don't know that any of this was worth it, Ashley, but good luck to you. Yeah. Okay. So then producers come out and they're pulling out the couch to read to sit Wendy further away, I guess. I don't know. Huge couches.

Couches can fit 12 people on them. They're like, oh, Wendy, we just thought that your wing needed some sour cream on it. So if you'll just move a little bit over here. So while they're doing that, Ashley and Jacelle are talking about Luke off camera. And Jacelle's like, did you didn't, didn't you see Luke last weekend? Me and my boy were partying at the club. And just like, didn't you see the duke last weekend? Me and my boy were partying at the club, and Ashley's like, Well, we got in the fight on Sunday

because we didn't want to count to dollars. And I'm like, how rude! You obviously don't want to see me stop stringing me along. So I think we're done, so I started talking to someone else anyway. So I go, well, maybe you should get a divorce offer. So then yeah, so now it's back another back from break and Andy's like, all right, Mia, this past year you dealt with a mysterious

health scare. And while you look for answers, the other ladies found plenty to question. I'm looking at that. So then we see the montage. And it's like, first of all, let me express some fociensarity. So happy to hear your healthy and cancer-free. Yeah, I think. Well, there's a lot going on, Andy. He's like, okay, so you had a rash? She goes, no, no, there's more than that.

I had a living node, so that's on a crutch. And then I had a cankle sore on my kidneys. I know it shouldn't affect me just because it's on my kidneys, but somehow it does. And then I was growing a tooth out of my spine, which was kind of on. Then I had a lump on my rear, we did a biopsy and we thought it was scarpea, doses, T-rexidopias.

And then I got a chest x-ray. And the test just came back and I said, my srack. So we're still working on it, am I mean? Yeah, there's been some complications. When you need to, you know, the chest x-ray was hard because Karen won't let me speak to raise x's. So we're still trying to come up with a way around that. And then I did get a lump sum payment myself.

So that was scary, but you know fingers crossed. So Robin's like, what were you diagnosed with anyway murder? And he was like, I'm here. I'm still under care and on medication. And we found tissue in my reproductive organs. And I was practicing first scarf trick with my vagina. And I should have been using scarves and not tissue, but hey, you know, we're in a park and been sort of situation right now, and he, so I don't wanna full on his, direct me,

and so when I such a zel deal with that, you know, I just don't wanna talk about my organs. So what are you, what the fuck is me talking about? Well, I don't know, but there's been a lot of speculation online that maybe it was your body rejecting all the fillers or implants or augmentation or just stupidity. Did that come at all? Well, yeah, and the only conversation because our koroidosis is caused by fillers, so like there was concern about that. But, you know, luckily it wasn't that. Okay cool. Hey, so

So poopy from poop face says Wendy you're a hypocrite. You're caught in a hot mic seeing you thought me It was a liar right after you scolded Robin for doing the same. What do you have to say about that? She's like well I sent out a gift. I thought I was done. Yeah, I owned it well time, Andy. You know, I tweeted a funny gift for something, but let me clear up what I said to Robyn. And it's just how they were dealing with her. You know, like, I believe she had cancer, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

And I'm like, no, you didn't Wendy. You said you didn't believe her. Wendy. And because we all know she's lying. And Wendy goes, okay, we'll do to make it clear. What I believe is that you were lying. Ha ha ha ha. You know, Wendy goes that really high laugh.

Oh, my God. I'm not saying it to my face. Why smile to my face and then turn around like the snake that you aren't saying I'm lying. She was, well, if you're seeing a dermatologist, that's like skin-related. And if you just talk about cancer, that's like an oncologist. And I mean, it's like, oh, I love to bring you guys to my hospital. I love for you to see my husband fill me in to show the world.

Then I'm not amlying. So when he's like, okay, you want to take this band? Yeah, she's like, like, yours. She's like, okay, you want to make this husband? Yeah, she's like like yours. She's like, okay, well, I'm sorry because my husband was really there and he was there to see me at 5 a.m. And maybe your next husband will be there for you too. Next question, Andy.

And Andy goes, wow, she's. Yeah, maybe well, will you be happy then? Will you be happy then? Oh my God, fighting with me. It's like fighting with me. It's like fighting with a sheet and a wind, you know? No one's going to win. So then Andy's like, me, you recently posted that your businesses were taken away by

Jesus brothers. I thought you were CEO. And then they kept your clip of her going, um, we own a flooring team, Cracky Crack, kind of a practice, and I guess it was the boss of y'all in charge of me. Well, his brother is part owner of the company and anytime you have, like you have your self-earned partner on the bank account, either one of us can take either party off of that other person's consent. Either one of us can take either party off without the other persons consent Yeah, and in fact what you may not know is if you have a joint account one person can replace the cash in the account with actual Burgers that's right so you can actually deposit burgers in and get cash out

The only tricky thing is if you do it in the ATM it makes a big mess But they are accepted. I don't know if you knew that about banks. And they were like, no, Mia, no. I've ever wanted it the same time. It's like laughing and saying, none of that's true. It is absolutely the truth, which is why I have a crinkle cut pickle in my mouth. And they all have the board meeting. And then they voted in a third member to the board. And Candace goes, wait, but then who's on the board? It's just well there's several members. Okay, we used to have managing members and we have three and if you do the math two is pickers and one and so then they voted them out because he's one and they're two and he doesn't have a day

The day saying now and they can do whatever they want And he goes, but why did they vote him out? She goes, for numerous reasons. So we've partners, Jessica goes for numerous of reasons. Yes, for numerous of reasons. We've partnered with some, sometimes I don't know when I'm writing me a line down. If I'm just smelling it, yeah.

She actually speaks typos. And I said that as someone who speaks typos myself, just a little red part of her coming out of smelling it. Yeah. She actually speaks typos. And I said that as someone who speaks typos myself. Just a little reprise. I'm gonna be out for a while. So actually, we partnered with a really big partner in Northern Virginia and he's like a heavy hitter. So he definitely needed some backwork done. So they were a freaky that we were gonna be pushing them out,

which was not the case because of the purpose of our company's generational wealth. And I'm like, you just heard Candacea then, just incorporated it. What is she talking about? There's a heavy hitter in the joint chiropractic space. What is it like Gordon Gecko? Is this like, what is, she's like, what does this mean?

There's a heavy hitter, okay? Like this is not succession, okay. She's making no sense. Literally. There was a partnering with a big part, a big, a big joint car practice partner in Northern Virginia. And they got scared that they were going to lose part of the joint car practice fortune. Yeah. I don't know if she was fighting if they found an investor to buy it out and then we're going to sell it and then not talk to anybody about it. Who knows, you know, that Karen goes, I have a question. And Andy's like, I have a lot of questions. So she's like, so you and the CEO, right? Let's see, we're on the board then. So what you're saying?

Is there a fly on your nose, Karen? No, it was a new sack on it. Me thinking. Flying and else carrying no and Sackle is me thinking I am on the board as well as with the hamburger and mayor McChese Yes, and you own 40% of a double cheeseburger meal. So how much of the meat does Gordon get in the steel? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I actually own more than that. I actually own more than 40% That's why what part of two against ones do you not understand? I was, there were two people, and there was me, and then there was Gordon, and then I own 100%. And so they're 200% kicked out, or 100%.

Would you like to supersize that for 60%? So if you own more than they kick Gordon out coordinate they can't take your money can't they just uh huh. Yes they can. On the operating management and the members the manager has control it but at this point I'm just she's just speaking nonsense. She's speaking globally too and I know what she's saying. I think I think she's saying there's board members and then

there's managing members and the managing members were two people in number three, but they eventually, they control everything else. But then there's like a regular board that I guess doesn't do shit. Like I don't know why they don't have a vote. Yeah, I don't. But it's funny. This is like an actual board that you lie down on what they do. The adjustments. So.

So then she's like, well, I'm just about. It's a board want. Oh my God. I want McDonald's. My not pulling. Also, I just want to apologize to the strippers at, um, at Robbins Batchett party. I normally do not make

it rain with burger patties, but as you can see, there was a situation. So everyone's basically laughing at her because Andy's like, so wait, there's three people on the board and she goes, no, there's a total of eight. And so everyone's just cracking up now. It goes, well, just five minutes ago, there were three. And when he's like, we got to carry the one. We got to carry the one. OK, how many people are on the board?

Eight. And just, just else like, oh, I thought she was going to go down to seven now. Wow. OK, so there's three managing members on the board. Eight people on the other part of the board. You're all going 60 miles per hour towards Buffalo. Now what happens if a board with four people are coming in the opposite direction, Mia?

Well, I'm not going to have this conversation with these ladies and things. It's funny. At this point, next question, I'm not going to blame that it's not funny. And when he's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then Andy's like, well, so you're still a maddening partner. So you get why I'm hoping to get a big return on investment. And that's what I want. So then, Jacelle, Jacelle's like, let me start a rumor here, Raj, she says, oh, did the brothers argue about the money, how the money was being spent on?

Because it looked like an investment kind of, like there was money that you guys were taking from the company that was paying for the house and renovation, and then you were cut off from the bank account of the, looked a little embezzling, embezzling, embezzling, embezzling, embezzling, embezzling group. Yeah, and that is what it looked like. It looks like they're spending tons of money that this family knows that they don't have because they all have the same business and they're bragging about it and then bragging about how they own everything and they're supporting the whole family and this and that and They're probably claiming it as a business expense to like promo, you know, to give promotions to their company

and then Spending the money. I think that's exactly what they're doing good call to sell So it is I just funny the way that just all brought it up like She just was acting. She basically is like in case America couldn't pick this She's like, I'm not gonna accuse you of this, but I'm just gonna say this is what it looks like And I'm gonna say it here. So wait everyone in America can hear And your husband made me uncomfortable while he was in Betheling things. Ah, yeah, so

Me is like, when I go public, if I was stealing money. I mean, first of all, you're on Bravo, so that's a weak defense. And second, if you're claiming it all is a business expense for promo, you wouldn't technically call it stealing yourself. You know, she's slippery. Also because you're stupid, because you're just because you're a criminal, I mean, you're a smart criminal. How many people get arrested after they've gone on Wheel of Fortune in terms of they've like they didn't want it?

And why do we always hear that story? It's like you're running from the law, but you are a compelled to go on to Wheel of Fortune. Criminals do stupid things. Yeah, well, people always say like when you are a date line or 2020 fan or whatever, people always joke like mystery movies and thrillers line or 2020 fan or whatever, people always joke like mystery movies and thrillers and stuff like that are so much better because in real life criminals are morons, you know, it's not this tricky elaborate thing that you're coming up with, it's literal stupidity, you know, they always get caught within an hour.

Yeah, all the time. So, so then, so, so of the company also, and in most of you know of XMZ and marketing director and also Aaron, Aaron Lady. So I no longer work at the company and there's no money coming in so we are literally living off of our savings which is zero. I said, okay, but you're renting a hell that huge else, a Potomac, and you had to give it up. So where do you live now? Well, actually, we were renting several homes. We had a Charlotte home, and we also had a condo in Charlotte, and then we had the house here. Like she's bragging. Like she's so

fucking fabulous to be blowing all of this money on something that's not even an investment. I mean, so dumb. And it's like, why would you do that? And she goes, because we were buying coastal. I'm with you because that's the same coast. But we were buying. You know, that's the point.

We're buying the coast. We're buying's the point we're buying the coast We're buying coasts don't we're buying the coasts. I am a lot of work on the East Coast So then Mia's like but like she's like we know we got an East Coast I mean the West Coast as well And he's like so did you get rid of your rental properties and trust like me out? We hand to um So I'm never gonna be the sort of person that says, why are you renting? You should buy because I think it's totally fine to rent. But I do think if you're renting all those places, then it's like, okay, that's ridiculous. Well, it's fine to rent. It's just, of course, it's fine to rent. I mean, I would have never lived

anywhere. But, yeah, what are you talking about? things about the point, you know, huge million dollar homes, that's not necessary. Like, what are you doing spending 20? Just have one. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's just not generally not smart investing. And I'm an idiot. Okay. I'm not good with mine. I have no idea, you know. But like, yeah, if you're spending, she says she's spending $40,000 a month on rent That's insane and now she goes and then she does this whole thing of like yeah, so like I was the marketing manager of the joint I invented spines. I don't know you know that and I market them too and now I have no money So we are just living off of our Seavings and he's like, where do you live now?

We have a penthouse in North Bethesda. Like, why are you in a penthouse? Oh, yes. Ha, ha, ha. She's in that case, man. So Andy's like, well, you know, you share all this stuff on social and the rest of the cast is different.

I mean, Jizelle doesn't share shit, you know? So Jizelle, what do you think about me as openness? And she's like, well, at first I thought it was weird, but now I think it's smart. Da, she wants to tell her own story, her own way, and the, also she's so stupid, she always gives us someone to fight with, da. Yeah, that's kind of her way.

She wants to tell her own story in her own way as she wants to make up her own, her own shit. So just let her do it. So she doesn't think she wants to be able to get caught doing, so she gets out and gets out ahead of that or whatever. Yeah, so they go and break and then Jacelle, Jacelle facetimes Grace and she's like, oh, do you want to speak to Andy? Yeah, and Grace is like driving and he's like, what are you doing? We saw you drove last season.

I saw the road. I saw the road. Mm-hmm. And then Jacelle like hangs up, but she's like, okay, bye, Grace. Hey, Andy, is this inappropriate? Have you ever been with a woman? Nah, I said, well, that's a pivot from Grace on the phone driving, like, asking if Andy is that sex of a lady.

Also, weird for a woman with a gay guy for a best friend. You know, I feel like she should know about him to go around feeling like have you ever been with a woman nah. Of course, maybe that's why Cal takes that on her and she always looks like crazy whenever she comes out in an outfit, he's picked. Yeah. So Andy's like, no, it's not inappropriate. And no, I have not, I would love to, I would love to be with a woman. She's like, well, how old are you? You are. Yeah. And she's like, if it doesn't happen by 60, I'll do it.

Ta. So then Andy is like, that would be an HR issue, which is the first time anyone's ever said that in Bravo. As seriously. So now Andy's like, that last time to talk to Candace. Go ahead, I'm sorry. Just started this season with frozen eggs and ended with a red hot music career. One has nothing to do with the other just I went from red hot frozen to red hot, but there

you go. And an allegation from Gis result brought you back to earth which also doesn't have anything to do with the eggs. Hope your eggs aren't crushed and or defrosted. Logan must watch the cantus clip everybody. So they do and then um we see the criss-stuff and Um, we see the Christoph and then we get some unseen footage, which is Giselle in the confessional saying, I'm extremely confused by this Christmas present. We have completely finished shooting season 7 and 15 minutes after we finish shooting, I get this text from Christmas present. I'm sorry we didn't get to talk this season 5.sah If I truly made you feel uncomfortable 5.sah for that time. Sorry 4.sah is this code

It's more remorse code Listen I have been angry about how this all played out there and for some words that were used and that is why I've been hesitant. So you've met. So then she tells us you've admitted it and apologized and were moving on. So yeah, what a weirdo. So he goes storming out of the re-earned finale, refuses to talk to her and then immediately text herself.

What a whist. So Andy's like, well, I don't know if that's an admission. He said, if you felt, he was inappropriate. He goes, well, he said, if I made you feel uncomfortable, so he's sorry. So I appreciate it. I'm done with it. And Candace is like, it's important to note

that before we saw the disgustingly agreed just things that she added to the story, she told 15 stories about this. She goes, what part was different? Just a good liar. Because I believe Jacelle, even though I just watched the whole season. I'm like, yeah, I was actually surprised how much, I was surprised how much my needle actually moved towards Jacelle, this reunion.

Because the whole season I was like, listen, I've always loved Jacelle, but even this felt like a stretch, this felt not quite right. But then by the end of the episode I was like, you know, a lady's allowed to say that she felt uncomfortable by something. There's not the wrong thing that. So, Jacelle, so Candace is like, you're used to men trying to get with you and you thought Chris was trying to see if you were with it. And Jacelle's like, oh yes, I apologize for that. I apologize for that.

Because basically they showed the clip of Jacelle really emolishing her story, really making it sound like, you know, like she was in there with a heart on for her, which is where she went wrong. That's where she went wrong with all of this. Well, that was huge. Yeah, I mean, she was saying that Chris was, he got her in the room and then it was like

he was trying to see if she's down with it, you know, she's like like I've seen married men before and I know that's what he was doing with me And then accusing him of grabbing the butt of the friend You know the cookie monster lady and all of that stuff and so Candace is rightfully pissed You know and Candace is like this is incredible gaslighting. No. This is not gaslighting. This is just lying Yeah, this is just straight up like Well, because because when just all apologize is Candice is like no, you don't get to just apologize You don't get to just do that, you know This was terrible behavior that you did and Andy is like well, so you think she never felt uncomfortable and Rob is like

She got it. It has to be afterwards. It was like, she got an S&B afterwards and was like, I'm uncomfortable. And Candace is like, that was never the issue is that she waited for the time it was appropriate for her to earn her check. And now the question has been posed to the table, you would like to present an apology. You can take that apology and shove it up your ass just now and she's like, oh, do you think it was a good up there? And she laughs. And she goes, okay, not accepted. It just says, well, what about him saying that I asked him to go to the room? That's a lie. That was a lie. I can't just like, you don't remember any part of what

happened in the room. And even if he did ask to go to your room, let's play the Samantha. Let's play semantics He did he did ask let's go to your room and just like well then why do you lie about it? And he and Candace like he didn't lie he didn't lie and just I was like yes, he did And then Candace is like saying that's not a recollection so Andy goes okay Okay, okay, okay, I want to switch gears. Hey How's your journey to having children going and so Candice is sad. Immediately like we have every other. Oh my god.

Safe and bruise. Andy just saved your ass from that one because she started flying there for a second. Yeah and Andy's like okay get your square So she gets the square and he goes, okay, now let's clear the air. Veronica from from Mars says, Candace, I'm still all for defending your husband, but you kept saying that, you choose him of sexual assault, which she never did, and that in itself is dangerous. I just love that Andy said, like Candace and Giselle are having this fight. And Andy goes goes let's switch gears. Hey How your babies? How's that going great? Hey, okay?

No, I'm back in the topic. How are your baby sickles? Okay, that's a sexual assault So Candace is like well she accused him of assault when she said that Ashley's friends asked was grabbed by him Look why are you why are you once she's such a weirdo today? She's like that's friend's ass was grabbed by him. Like why are you, why are you once, she's such a weirdo today. She's like, that's me in campus, you know. So then she's like, well, that's what we all thought that was said, but all I said was that he made me uncomfortable. But then we see the clip of just like,

well, I heard he was grabbing ass. And but Chazal was told everyone and that's why everyone has heard that. And Mia, the liar fucking Mia too Yeah, so Robbins I can we agree it's not the best idea for a married man to be in a hotel room with a single woman Like yes Robin, I think we can all agree on that funny that's coming from you He was just at a hotel, because he know with their big deal. Oh, Robin. So they all argue and he's like,

wait a minute, I can I say something? I was like, yeah, this is gonna be a problem. No. Yeah, you just sense it, right? He's like, this is my first reaction. And maybe it's because I'm gay and I totally don't get it. But for me, it's just like, what is this a Victorian era?

Like a man and a woman? Do responsible adults can't go in a room together alone to have a conversation. I mean, it seemed like you had a nice conversation with Chris. Okay, what part of the season did you miss? She accused him of basically tricking her and getting her to the hotel room and no one was there and then getting ski-v with her

and called him a sneaky link who wanted to bang her. Like, were you not understanding here, sir? Well, I think he was also saying like, why is it a big deal that he has to have a conversation with you in a room, right? Like, I think he's asking that, too. And so, what he did in the room, which is what she's saying, she's alleging that he was being really weird and giving her weird energy in the room or

whatever. Well, I think that really would have come down to, I think what it comes down to is that Jacelle, who even said it at one point was like, hey, we go into this room and just the two of us. And then she's basically saying, like, I don't want the room mills to start going. People see two of us going to a hotel room. And then they start being like, oh, they're having an affair. I think that's what she was really uncomfortable about.

I don't think she was uncomfortable that Chris was gonna do something because she alluded to this. Maybe she was. I don't wanna take that away from her, but I think she was really sad. He was trying to have an affair with her. Like he was trying to see.

Well, she goes having an affair. Well, I don't know. Like maybe he's trying to see if he wants to get down with it, but she also said at a different point during the season, I specifically remember she said something along the lines of like, well, I don't know, like maybe he's trying to see if he wants to get down with it But she also said at a different point that during the season, I specifically remember she said Something along the lines of like now everyone's concerned saying that we have something going on So I think that she was like she was uncomfortable because of maybe one of many things was that she was afraid that she was gonna be in the middle of a horrific some sort of Like love triangle rumor that would have been really ugly.

So instead she's just gonna be in a different kind of ugly rumor. Let's see, I'll just try and take him, smear him instead. So Candice is, so Andy tries to give Gizella out and he's like, so were you worried about damaging his reputation?

Is that what was happened? No, well, what the fuck question is that? And Candice is like, no, that's their MO mo to damages reputation because she's mad that her shit stinks and she's also like can I say something? Everyone wants to be like oh She's all comes for families and husbands and Wendy says because you do what's for me? Yeah, you do yeah, you know and then she's like yeah, but you've had a lot to say about one Nah and Candace says, where are you about yourself? You know, you're the ringleader all the time.

And she's like, and you had a lot to say about Michael Darby. Yeah. Candice is like, this is not an all-lives matter moment. And he's like, well, just tell it, the criticism was that you waited until the cameras were up and this could have been dealt with before. Were you using it as ammo? And just tells like, which is kind of, by the way, that's kind of funny because it felt that the fact that just all brought up in camera made it, it did make it feel disingenuous.

But at the same time, we have a reunion that starts off with Andy getting mad that Robert did something exactly Not on camera. Right. So, you know, like, at the same time, there is a part of me that's like, I, like, Jazzile understands her job and her job is, it's just going on in my life. I bring it up on camera because that's what this job is. So, like, there's a part of me that understands that, but there's also a sad part of it that's like, oh, and even if that means destroying

a man's reputation or personal reputation. Right. Because the difference is, the difference is, is that Robins trying to protect herself and her family. And Jacella is trying to slander somebody else and their family. Like that's the difference in it. Slander. Slander.

Slander. And the other difference here is that that other stuff was all true. The stuff about Juan was true. The stuff about one was true. The stuff about Michael Darby was true. I mean, those rumors about one, who know, maybe they're not true, but those rumors have been around on the blogs for a very, very long time. To the point where it doesn't even seem like he's trying to hide any of that stuff, you know, I don't, all I know is what I hear from Sashal, okay, but yeah, I do hear it. So anyway, so

Jazeel's like, well, we all have conversations in Candace. Yeah, so this is not an all-life matter moment. You are the culprit. And so then Wendy's like, look, I'm sure we'd all love to give Jazeel the benefit of the doubt. However, there's now become a Cle pattern at this happening time and time again with people's husbands. You have a problem, but the timing always coincidentally happens when the cameras are rolling. And Candace is like, yeah, and let me just add that I've seen this woman multiple times between the time we shot and filmed again. And just as she didn't and Candace is like, you were at my album release. Well, that was just one time. No, I've released it seven times between the last three years.

So you want me to go and tell you this while you're seeing on stage. And Candace is like, but it's okay to tell me a national television. And she goes, well, I wasn't going to tell you what Allah and Candace is like, you are not smart. It was, yeah, I think I am. And Candace goes, well, instead of talking about her uterus and what's happening in her personal life, you would rather ruin people's feelings and you use this show to lie on people because you have nothing else going on. Your dwindling uterus was waiting for you to put it on TV.

I was like, oh, I feel like A, she did put what's going on with her hysterectomy that was addressed on the show. And I feel like, oh, can't class the Candace? You were doing so well. Coming for the ignorance of someone who just had to have a hysterectomy. Come on, dude. Come on, Candace. On for sure.

You're doing so great. You're doing so well in general. But yeah, that's it for this one. Looks like it's going to be a good reunion. More to come. I mean, so far, so far it's been great. I mean, I was just totally absorbed in it. So yeah, it's a good one. All right, everybody. Well, thanks for joining us. Go get your tickets for the crappies for our Phoenix show and for the live streaming crappies event, which will be Friday night. Go get all that at watchupcrapins.com and check out our different cities

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