Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities

Episode Date: September 15, 2020

Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wow. So everybody, guys, here we go. We have so as a potential drinker in a classic episode with drunk care. Yeah, this episode opens up. We're all episodes really should open up at a crab shack and the ladies are still there eating their crabs because it was a big cliffhanger last week, which is that Candace received a photo of Michael making his debut in the Blue Man group and this scandalous because he was also with strippers and he also went to a hotel and also said

that he had a boyfriend and a wife. And so Candace is burdened with this information and she and Giselle have committed to telling Ashley all this tonight at Captain Billy's. Crab Shack. Captain Billy's Crab Shack. So, actually, open set up. Oh, you know, Michael's doing great.

Thanks for asking. You know, he has a very big dinner last night. He goes to very big deal. And Monique's like, well, I hope he got some rest. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he had a boy's night, MGM. They went to the MGM. And Jacelle and Candace are just making huge faces

at each other. Yeah, Jacelle's like bulging your eyes and like rocking back and forth. Like, got to say it, da, got to say it, da. She's like, you know, I think I need to talk to you too, waah, just the three of us, ah, I don't want anyone asking us why we're going to talk privately and we're not going to talk privately now. We're going to talk privately later, but I want everyone to be warned that we're talking privately.

Yes, which is kind of actually, I think, an important point. And she sort of, she tries to cover up by saying, we have some planning to do forward boniques surprise, and the surprise is we are going to be late for the fire pit. Ah, surprise, ah! No one else needs to know this. I have learned now to be a better friend to Ashley. So we're going to do it separately on national television.

Exactly. So, okay, Jazeal. Yeah, so now they drive back to the house and there's this giant fire pit and Candace is like very nervous. She's like pulling out her like her booby-filler thing is whatever you call it, and I go into a bra. She's pulling the mouse. She's like, oh my god, I'm so nervous.

Yeah, our chicken cutlets, you know? And Jacelle's, they're all getting dressed, like dressing down, like getting out of there, getting out of there fancy crab shack clothing into some more casual wear. And then there's like this enormous, enormous bug that's up by the ceiling by the light. And Jacelle's like, oh my gosh,

the biggest bug in the world is here raw. And they're following it around with the shoe and Karen just takes off her shoe and crushes it and she's like, Milano's, they do the job. They always do the job, whether it's a shoe or a cookie they always get it done. And our favorite new housewife, De Chala is flying around, scaring everybody. Yeah, because they're like half the women are like, cowering in Monique's room, trying to stay away from this giant bug. And then when they hear that the bug is killed, they start to peer out,

but then De Chala just like flaps aggressively, aggressively from behind. And they're like, oh, so we have killer bees, fake ass Monique, and her damn bird. I do not want to have drama with Ashley. This is a dangerous situation. Yeah, this. So Monique is like, her whole thing is that she is putting together a smore's experience by the fire pit.

She is really all about these smores and this enormous fire pit. I mean, like, it is, she is just pouring so much lighter fluid into that fire pit. She is really all about these mores and this enormous fire pit. I mean, like, it is, she is just pouring so much lighter fluid into that fire pit. I'm surprised it was not like a small, like mushroom cloud that came out of it because it's just like, okay, just a little bit more, a little bit more. I'm like, girl, you can also just use your stove top and just like get those mushrooms, not mushrooms, marshmallows on that. Yeah, and I just, I couldn't help but judge it it You know, and I'm not like a big fire person, but I camp with lesbians so They're pretty serious about their fire and I was I was just like disappointed you know It's like congratulations. You started a huge fire with lighter fluid. Okay, that's not really the same thing

As rubbing sticks together and taking three hours like my friends do I I mean, by the time my friend Jesse is done starting the fire, you've eaten the entire bag of fucking marshmallows. You're done with all the chocolates, but she's won a new patch from whatever, like Lesbian Club, they hand out patches for fire. Me. It's true. Plus like lighter fluid fires,

I feel like they're just all show, right? Because they flare up and it's like, ooh, you have a giant bomb fire courtesy of Lisa fire pump But then like within 10 seconds, they just like settle down again like no God Richard scared me away from being flaming God Richard has manipulated this fire into not shining as bright Someone leaked a red or nine that this fire has been put out. Oh no Well, so Wendy can't find her titty milk, so she's going crazy, but don't worry mystery soft. She found it

I was half expecting baby Dean to be like Nice Troy So forgive it. So forgive a baby for calling dual dash every once in a while. Where we? We Looks like you ladies aren't the only ones having a late night treat. Wham, wham. Leave your milk in the office fridge and then get me in when a coworker takes a little nap. Leave the gun.

Take the milk. Wham, wham. Wham, wham. So Monika is very excited about this fire and some worse thing, which not really sure why, but she is. So she's like, we need to talk to Ashley. I don't know if I've mentioned that. So she is with Candace on the couch, just waiting and Baby Dean's crying because, you know,

he's tasted a new kind of milk that has run out all the sudden. Yeah, baby Dean has experienced what it's like to have a CNN commentator milk in his tummy. He's like, where were we? Well let me talk to you a little bit about what's going on in the White House. Where were? Well, I wonder where I got this new impassioned sense of self. Where were? I just got what you were saying. Yeah, I don't really set it up when me. Yeah, I didn't really set it up very clearly. But I was like, I'll just commit to it.

Yeah, what maybe you should try arguing with a baby with fewer than four degrees. When we. I was the first baby in Rutgers history to get a PhD. Where and where? So, Kat is here as a baby crying and she's like, he's turning up, babies have intuition. It's like you better hope not, because your baby's gonna run before he walks. No, her baby's gonna hit her in the head with a pocketbook.

That baby's have intuition. Yeah, so Monique is out there making her fire and Robin's like, I'm scared as hell. Oh, yeah. Monique says that's why you need to repent. No one wants to spend eternity in this fire. And then, I don't know if you noticed Karen who was just sitting there and she just had a mouthful

of something. Like her mouth was full. We always talk about how like sometimes Karen does this thing where she is like licking. She's trying to like get like an invisible sass and you see that of her teeth. And so she has like her tongue up there and her lips are all like, it's like all like crazy looking. But this time I'm pretty sure like, do we just catch Karen after she had put an entire spoon of peanut butter in her mouth because her mouth was just like full and like she's like, oh my someone could someone help Karen here but they're good.

That's a real. and like she's like, I'm like someone could someone help Karen here but then they're gonna get her glass of milk. Like she doesn't have resting bitch face, she has resting, you know, something is in my teeth face. Yeah, exactly. But she was really, it was really at a peak performance at this bonfire. So Monique is getting mad that everybody, that the three girls are still inside,

and she's like, Candace is not trustworthy, and that just makes me wonder, what are you up to in there? So she thinks it's gonna be a big offensive against her. And meanwhile, Ashley comes down and Jacelle and Candace are just pretending to be on their phone. Or they really are on the phone, I don't know. The Lord is about enough pictures to look over.

Geez. Seriously, and they're just waiting for Ashik put down Dean because the baby's crying. So they're just like waiting, waiting, like, ah, so then Monique now is fudzing around. And she's like in the pantry looking for marshmallows and graham crackers, and they're just like, please, please. Can we just, they're like, I just want those graham crackers

to fall off the shelf into her hands. Just like, please get out of here, Monique, please, please. And Monique keeps trying to stay and she gets all mad that Ashley gets to stay. It's like, that's the point. Just get out. It's a private conversation. So, Jizelle, Ashley comes down and Jizelle's like, this is serious business. I can't just have shared some business with me and out of respect for you,

because she respects your relationship and where you are right now. We're going to do this on national television with evidence that just happened to be sent to her while a camera was on her. Yeah. So Candice receives a very strange text from one of her friends who works at a strip club and last night Michael was at a strip club and let's just look at the text to says as ah ha so Ashley's just scrolling down and she's like okay so he was there he was into several strippers I got her to take a selfie he has a boyfriend a wife he was asking

you you can take to a home nearby just because I don't write you back doesn't mean that we're not really good friends you can come stay in my room and send a Barbara. I'll get a rollout bet. This is Brandy. We're Brandy. I feel like Brandy's talent would be much better served, getting dirt on Michael actually. I think she's, that's the problem.

She's barking up the wrong tree. She should be in Potomac following Michael around and giving those women the information. It probably is Brandy Glendville. It's probably Brandy trying to give on another housewives show. You know, stalking strip clubs, waiting for Michael. Yeah, exactly.

You know, Michael said the worst things about you, just, he says that you're just living in your father's shadow. It's like, who is this Brandy? Dear radar online to read a sentence in a sentence and talk to the shelter? John has asked to be part of Tipsy Girl. It's just all of the Bravo text funneling through one production system.

It's just Brandy, yeah. So, they're like, so I asked, she's like, is this a credible source? And Gennese is like, yes, she's like, it's a friend of mine who I've known for years. But I thought it was that like, it was her friend who also works, wasn't it that like Candace's friend works at a bar and the girl at the bar

also also works that I think is true? No, I think it's just how Candace put it because Candace is like, I have a friend for years who works in an establishment wherein the locale of the friend was working to the... And it's like, what? She said it in a way that...

She was trying to say it in a lawyer's speak or something. She was trying to sound very smart to set up her case, but it just confused us. Yeah. Did Jerry have some questions? Yeah, exactly. Where have the questions? So Asher's like, well, as far as I know everything is is good But this is that's why I'm sort of shocked by this although I actually didn't feel like actually look that shocked

I feel like she was trying to she's like okay How do I look like I'm shocked but trying to downplay how shocked I am when the truth is I'm actually not shocked and I'm not Downplaying I just already know all this right. Like I haven't been looked shocked at all. Yeah. She's like yeah. I'm sorry. I mean is anybody shocked? I mean even the audience is like oh god Michael's fucking somebody who cares. He is just like the laziest, sloppiest housewife husband since Joju Dice. I mean I like I mean no one could really take the crown away from Joju Dice in terms of just being a sloppy, philanthropist, just like on camera with your microphone on,

speaking to your mistress and calling your wife the C word, right there, that's pretty sloppy. That's still the mind of all these years later. What? Yeah, so what? So, you know what I thought it would go in my office? That's all. It's just joking. That's all. So's just joking. You know, that's all.

So Candice is like, well, I know that you ask direct questions. But do you ask indirect questions, which Candice like wet? Yeah. Michael, do you like cereal? Like what are you talking about? How does he ask the indirect questions? And I was just like, listen, I don't just ask questions. I read text, emails, I sniff underwear.

And anytime I find something that is terrible, I just look the other way. It's a great way to get through a marriage. So she tells them, one time he came home smelling like perfume and I was really upset and he was at the strip club and this is when I was pregnant and I was really sensitive. So we stopped going to strip clubs while I was really upset and he was at the strip club and this is when I was pregnant and I was really sensitive so we stopped going to strip clubs while I was pregnant. Okay so what are you saying? You were upset because you were really sensitive to the smell of perfume

while you were pregnant or you were sensitive and didn't want. Like what was the reason? Answers are so bizarre but also totally understandable to you like so wet so we went to a strip club okay he out he out I asked him to stop all his pregnant and he stopped also you know what's here's what's amazing about Michael okay that okay I I don't think going to strip club is is a sin necessarily I don't think it's a sin but it can be a bad look. And if he did this while she was pregnant, you know what else was happening while she was pregnant? She was fending off active rumors and potential lawsuits

about him groping someone's ass. And he's still going through a strip club when he's trying to like, when he's trying to go on his campaign of like, I would never do such a thing. I'm a business man. I'm a business man. And I'll have a film called 130 PM. Why would I ever grab someone's ass?

I'm like, you are the biggest idiot that you are on local Fox News Channel 6, trying to say how you would never do such a thing. And then you're also at a strip club the same time. Like, what are you thinking? Yeah, yeah, pretty much, but it's hard to go too bad because you married Michael. So no, I know, I'm not saying this about feeling bad. I'm just thinking, why is he such an idiot?

If that case had gone forward, and by the way, of course, this is all based in the assumption that this was happening at the same time, but maybe when the strip club after it was thrown out, then I still just think like, if you have a close call like that, you just sort of stay away from a situation where someone could take a photo of you and then just like turn us your image or whatever you're trying to build.

And yet that's exactly what he was doing during that time. Yeah, so stupid. Thank God. God bless. God bless. It's just never ending font of hilarity from him. He's like a keystone cop or like right like keystone cop but like in Philanderer form. Yes. And so Ashley's like well thank you so much for the info. I'm going to take this home with me and we'll just see how it works out. And she's like this stays with us at everybody who has a TV right now. And Candace is like, yeah, we aren't telling anything to anybody.

I'm like, oh, yeah, you two are really great friends. You two are just real sweet arts. Well, the funny thing was that when they said that, I was like, okay, Juzal's probably going to tell Robin, but even so, I guarantee Ash is going to now make an announcement to the group, which is what she does later on, because that's why Ash actually gets mad because she wants to control her own narrative. She wants to tell everyone that Michael has been up to no good, not let Candice be the one to do it.

Yeah. Well, Candice and Jizelle did play this pretty well for a housewife show. It was like a nice twist. So Candice tells us, this does not seem like a shock. This is just what you do. Like yes, there are all different kinds of relationships. Okay. Little one.

So Ashley's like, you know, the fact that we have a history Candace and that you really brought this to me this way, instead of telling everybody, I mean, I have a lot of respect for you, just so much respect. Candace is like, thank you. And I have respect for you. Just so much respect, and can this is like thank you, and I have respect for you. And so like the next Butterknife comes out. So then back at the fire, Monique's like,

Wendy, like don't take this the wrong way, but I thought you were like a lot older than me. You know, not because it's the way you look, you know black don't crack, but like, you know, you're just like more mature and you're accomplishments, and you know, you fixate on things that might save the world and fixate on things like marshmallows and graham crackers.

I don't know, I just thought you were older than me. And when he's like, oh, I get that a lot. I get it a lot. I get it four times over once for each degree. So the rest of the girls come out and money's like, oh, so now you can join us. And Karen's like, um, Jacelle, mm, you left your girl out. Robin, mm, mm, mm, you left her out. For Robin, for Robin.

Cause someone got me a glass of milk, this peanut butter is really getting behind my tongue. Thank you. We were planning something for Monique. God. And Monique's like, don't make me look like a fool, especially in front of Candice, something. So they have the fire, but it's like, don't make me look like a fool, especially in front of Candace. Something.

So they have the fire, but it's like super boring. So everyone's like, okay, wow, well, this was a great fire. I'm glad we came out for this by now. Yeah, Jazelle's like, I need to wake up early to go to New York from my little, where we award da. So Jazelle and Rob went head back to the other house

and who know what I loved? Because we didn't address this last week when they got to this crazy guest compound. But I was noticing it. And as Jacelle and Robyn were like walking through the house, Jacelle goes, I wonder if Monique likes pictures. And they just show how there's like so many, like, print-to-canvus photos of Monique and Chris and Monique and Chris and Monique and Chris and the kids and Monique and Chris.

I was like everywhere. I was like sheenal level. Oh, so Monique takes Karen and who else? Candace and Wendy down to the basement to do some fireboss shots. Which looks pretty fun. They were like, that looked like a fun time. I don't even really like Fireball, but just like the four of them sitting there with that bar and they're hanging out And it's like it's like 12 30 a.m. And it's like Karen shot counter

So it starts at one and she's just starting to do shots and it's sort of like the camera's getting kind of blurry And then the Monique buss out like some CBD and Karen like refuses to smoke it She's like no to the fuck no no no no, no, no, I'm very clear. I look like this because I don't fuck around. This is natural. This is what you call natural, faxed paper beauty because every night I rub faxed paper on my cheeks. It really exfoliates well.

No CBD for me. This night it happened old vagina. Oh, this shit is moist. All right. And pillow. Why? It happened old vagina. Mmmmm, this shit is moist. Alright. And probably... Why? I went to UVA in 1991.

It's called Splash. It's got a... It's a... I've never seen a car with three wheels before. It's crazy, but I used to have one. It's bumpy. You know, it's a real wheel. You get groceries, you have to balance them out.

Just ride. You know what I'm saying? No, we tell you something when you marry a powerfully Sus Apparently for festival man, let's be clear When you do business be legitimate. Let's take this from the top when you success Now I want you get this powerful 56 and

Clear and business this powerful 56 and clear in business legitimate yeah so she's saying in business you're supposed to be legitimate but rapers burdens on me I don't need to have it and it's wearing all our marriage you know I have my money down to save us after the tax issues I want my money back girl those lazy displayers are gonna pay for themselves I want my money back the tax issues. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ray gives me more sleep in a rainstorm Lave a lane Ladies, I am my truth, okay I can't have the CBD unless the CBD stands for the Central Business District where I will open up a business

Because when you open up a business You are burdened with beauty, which is what I have I have so much beauty and business. This is like the fairy tale, beauty and the business. Starring Angela Lansbury and me. How are we talking about ladies? I'm drunk. So then she tries to turn it to the other ladies. And she's like, my truth is I pray for you.

My brave for you, Monique and Candace. I hope you can be okay with each other. And Monique's like, yeah, why don can be okay with each other and when I say yeah Why don't we just not have deep conversations right now, you know and the morning I can be super passive aggressive about people not coming to my smore circle. Yeah, let's just save that I respect that Candace and Candace like I bow out I bow out so So yeah, so cameras, Karen's wasted wet vagina burns of business and power. So she gives a cheers to friendship and then she turns around

at these weddings and she's like, oh, wow, I guess I am drunk. Hi, I'm Karen Huger and you are. Well, this is a board meeting day. Well, this is under five for the board meetings here. Oh, yes, welcome. I'm Karen Huger. I'm married to a very successful man. You seem to be, are you taking our order? Are you here in this committee too? So the next day, Jacelle's rolling her little bag because it's time for her to leave and the housekeeper is doing dishes and that's all I need

on a vacation really. How to care about your small circle. Please have a housekeeper. Yeah, someone do it. It could be Bueller. Bueller agrees. So then Ash is waking up Dean and she's like, let's see what Daddy's doing and then of course she can't connect with Michael at all because he's like probably let's see what Daddy's doing. And then of course, she can't connect with Michael at all. Cause he's like, probably when he sees her call, he like goes and steps into some sort of like metal vault. He's like, I'm sorry, can't be, can't find a connection in here. Sorry, unfortunately, can't face him right now. Oh, so then Karen comes down and Moni

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And Monique is before you have one of Monique's pancakes Just want to point out that to Chal was sitting on the toilet pooping and then just hops on to Monique's finger. So just again Talon's on the toilet Talon's on her finger. That's just, my brother's most washed their claws before coming back to duty. I'm just saying these days, it's important to wash your hands and your Talons.

So Chris is like, well, Monique, I have something romantic to say to you, what up? You almost have hurt yourself last night. She's like, oh God, yeah, it was such a fun night. But God, he's like, what's for breakfast? I was like, how are you gonna walk in here with requests, sir? Yeah, exactly and so she's so she starts prattling on about to childish. I think I'm starting to understand child's language Like he makes certain trips for certain things, you know, and then to child goes and goes scratch my neck It gets just like yeah, she's like, so when he goes, that means he wants his next scratch.

I'm like, I think that T'Challa probably just wants his next scratch all the time, right? Yeah, and he comes to pet T'Challa, and T'Challa's like, do not touch me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, stay away. So, why did I say, I said to Chalice saying that all the guys are coming except Mike. I think Monique said that. I don't think the Chalice is explaining that to

us. Yeah, Monique says that. So all the guys are coming but Michael and then Robin comes in and hugs and whatever. It's just breakfast time. Everybody's kind of gathering for breakfast time. And Chris has, he's like, look at the beautiful little baby. I didn't realize we were starting with appetizers. I just got really nervous. I just got really grossed out in my notes. And I think it's just the way it happened in the show. But I wrote, look at the beautiful little baby. I'm going to kick it. I was like, what? Why would I put that? But he was saying he's going to go to the living Look at the beautiful little baby. I'm gonna kick it. I was like, what? But he was saying he's gonna go the living room and kick it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean those football and things can be really serious. I mean, I don't think that he was a kicker, but um, you know

He may have wanted to punt the baby. He's like run on the good old days on the grid are So Karen's like, well, Zell has been doing several side bars. Mwah. Monique's like, yeah, because last night at the fire pit, I mean, we were out there for an hour, and I do not disrespect people like that at their fire pits. Yeah, she's like, she's like, you know what?

It's like, if you wanted to have private talk, you should just set it, we just wanna have a private talk. I'm like, how many times do they have to tell you Monique? They told you so many times. Just don't even announce that it's like, you know what? It's like if you wanted to have private talk, you should just want to have a private talk. I'm like, how many times do they have to tell you Monique? They told you so many times. Just don't even announce that it's dinner. I'm gonna pull you guys aside for a private talk. It was a private talk. So she's like, well, here's what the conversation was.

She goes, I don't need to know the information. I just want you to tell me that you need time for a private talk. Yeah. And so Ashley starts, she starts explaining that Candice was very respectful and that her friend had sent her some information about Michael. And when he's like, have a wee been down this road before, like when are we gonna wake up

and realize that some rose just aren't worth going down and just leave them alone? Why is Candace telling Ashley about this? And Candace is like, well, what are you talking about? Like this is literally Dave's A voo, okay? Like we saw it didn't work, and here we are doing it again. And Candace is like, no, we're not. And I'm sorry that you felt that we were sequestering again,

but I told you, I told you, well, I couldn't talk about it, whatever. And I'm like, well, we hear stuff, oh, so it actually tells them, right? Yeah, you already said that. Yeah, I guess you sort of told them, yeah. So Monique is like, look, we all here stuff. Oh, so it actually tells them right? Yeah, she you already said yeah, I guess she's sort of told them. Yeah, so Monika's like look We all hear stuff all the time and we don't have to put everything we hear out there. Okay, I'm sick of people messing with marriages It's bullshit. I was like well that Okay, not projecting. Yeah, I think that that's okay

You know and then and then we're reminded that of course she does. She doesn't want to talk about marriage as a season because, you know, there's a lot of rumors about her own marriage. Yeah, yeah, which is why she's acting so deranged lately. By the way, Monique Samuel's thanks for the follow on Instagram. Anyway, you got to sort your shit out. So anyway, Monique is like, you know, she's like, yeah, she's, she's saying like, there's a pattern with Candace.

Like she's being messy and she's by having Teresa at her anniversary, who is clearly coming after me. Am I filming in my marriage? And she's saying, people's marriages and mind her own, mind your own. I'm like, okay, so Monique, like you're doing a really bad job of convincing us that everything is chill in your marriage. Because like the moment someone mentions marriage,

you are losing your shit. Like you are freaking out. You are going to spend a versus episode freaking out about a smores thing. Yeah, because... Because... Yeah. That's a funny as far.

And whenever you say, whenever you hint that you don't want to talk about marriage, guess what the producers are going to do. Insert clip. Well, the word on the street is a Monique and her trainer. We're a little too close for comfort. And Jim J. Bullock was involved. Talk about too close for comfort, am I right?

So Monique tells us, you better stay out of people's marriages and mind your own. And Robyn's like, well, I don't think it's fair to come down on Candace. It's a tough position for the messenger to be in, plus she tried to help kill a bug yesterday. And also Candace just got tracking service, so she really is a good messenger. Let's not be mean to her. So Wendy says, Wendy's like, and by the way, let's not also forget that Candace could have been shady about it and chose not to, because we all know Candace, she is like a little monster, all right? And she chose actually be mature for so let's let's give some respect to her well actually I just want you to know that if you want a soldier for Michael we're good I don't want

to know anything unless you want to talk about it now raise coming to Makuchi stink I gotta get I got to get this peanut butter and sesame seeds out of my teeth. So, tata, ladies. Gotta get those kuchis moist. When you're married to a successful man who's 45 years older than you, you gotta make sure that kuchis is bread and fresh in the morning. Am I right, ladies? Caron out! So the guys start arriving.

Eddie arrives first and then Chris can't this is Chris arrives and Robin and Wendy are talking outside by the pool and Wendy's like, God, you guys have warned me out. Okay. Last night we laid down a lot of fireball and Robin's like, what's going wrong? Yeah, just child. So then Robin, Robin, they're all like talking and so Robin's asking Eddie if Wendy is good at apologizing. He's like, no, definitely not, but she's never wrong. I'm like, good save. So then Ashley's with the baby and she's like, well, I really want to hang out with everybody

but I'm just really anxious, you know. I mean, I don't want those text messages to be a thing. I mean, they already found out Michael went to a strip club. I mean, I don't really mind about that. But what is someone called them a bad tipper? It's really going to ruin my relationship. It's going to ruin my reputation. Yeah. So then Robin, so Karen comes out after she's taken a bath. It's a high, high Chris. Hi, Eddie. Hi, it's Robin. Hello, hello, hello! So, Robbins, like, I'm in Karen, I said. But it's Robbins like, uh, so Karen, uh, I heard you drink a lot of fireball last night. Mmm, what are you talking about? How could I possibly drink a fireball? I mean, first of all, it's made a fire, and it's a ball. I can't possibly drink those things. It'd be lethal to me, it's ridiculous. I did nothing of the sort. I'm a cessful business woman who does not get drunk.

Next thing you're gonna start talking about my Gucci being moist or something disgusting, Robin. Robin's like, see, this is what I was talking about Wendy. Yeah. So then Monique brings out some Danish that she's like heated up or whatever. And then Chris, Chris Samuel brings the guys inside. He's like, let them do what they do. We got nan time in here. Oh, they're walking into Chalcus.

Sup, Rose. And then here we are, the girls talk about the bonfire drama. I'm gonna need to like listen. This is why I was so adamant about the fire pit situation because when I have something planned and laid out give me the same respect you give everyone else on trips What what yeah exactly cuz Karen's saying like oh, I would like a bonfire on my backyard something that the acrobats could just fall right into and be hilarious So then yeah, she's like all Monique is all going to range which I get because I've been like that. There was one time I went on a group trip to Palm Springs and I arranged like I was like at 4 p.m. We're gonna play settlers at Catan and then my friends all decided to go ride ATVs instead and I was like

Furious. I was like I cannot believe this. I was I had planned Catan time, you know, and I was like to range But since then I've grown and learned to chill out and realize that like you got gotta like, go of that stuff. And, uh, when you come, I've learned how to play settlers of Ketan on ATVs. So it's all worked out. Since then I've, since then I've learned the joy of not having my like broken and I realized that that was okay. So, um, uh, no, but, uh, so like in certain ways watching Monique freak about the, the bonfire, I like in certain ways, watching Monique freak about the bonfire, I like understood it, because I've definitely become that person at times.

But ultimately, that's not an, like that's a Monique issue, and she's got to deal with it, just how it can time and pump springs, this was a bent issue, this is a Monique issue, and she shouldn't be mad at the others because they didn't want to do her lay mass activity, you know? Yeah, I can't.

This is, Candice is trying to, you know, just stay calm and keep it friendly. She's like, I understand and I apologized for that. And we followed your lead for the most part. It's like, well, for the most part, but not all the parts. And now she's just wanting to fight with Candice, right? She really is, because Candice did apologize. And at this point, now the context has become clear of why they didn't come downstairs, so that Monique has to chill out. Monique said, like, yeah, I was just like really bummed because I was secretly really looking

forward to this bonfire where we could have all gather around with smores, and it just never really happened, so I was sort of bummed out. Like she should have said that, and Candace said, like, I'm really sorry, we felt like this was more important. But instead Monique is turning it into a whole thing of like, well, I planned a bonfire. It's the first bonfire you've probably ever been to. Have you ever had bonfire with S'mores? I bet not.

I was gonna be amazing. It was gonna be amazing. And you miss it. Yeah, it's like, I just don't like being lied to, but it was a special circumstance. I wanna hands up. I think they gave you a hand up. Please don't make me take Candice's side, Monique.

Please, or please. I know it's so weird. It's so weird and comfortable. It's really weird. And so Candice is side, Monique. Please repeat me into position. I know, it's so weird. We're really uncomfortable. It's really weird. And so Candice is like, it was no one else's business. And what type of person do you think I am to say what we were talking about? She's like, blah, blah, blah.

So they start fighting over this. And Monique's like, you should have given me consideration. She's like, you know what? You just want to fight by yourself. So you can fight by yourself. I'm not going to do this. Exactly. And Robyn's like, um, Monique, you're trying to control the situation and everything that took place. And it's just not a battle worth wasting your oxygen on, you know. Um, and and Robyn's right because Monique is trying to control the situation because she probably

is spiraling out of control in other parts of her life, right? So she's like, put all her eggs in this bonfire basket and it's not working out and, you know, she's losing her mind. I mean, why else would she be so mad about Candace with that, I almost had Krishel Sharice situation, right? Like, she, like, there are these rumors out there about Monique and a trainer or whatever and she is trying to shut them all down and she's trying to control it and she can't.

She's losing total control of this situation. And now it's all falling apart on TV. So I think that like that bonfire for her was like the one thing she thought she could control and do. And even that. Well, I think she's probably worried that they were in there talking about marriage and maybe they mentioned something. I don't know.

She seems like really weirded out by it, whatever. And so Monique's like, well, do you want to Danish? Fine. Then I will head upstairs. No one even wants my Danish. So she leads and Robyn's like, that girl is livid and lit over some fire pits more. Yeah. Exactly.

Someone who goes and sits with the guys and you know and and even Robbins like I don't even blame Candace from walking away because I was ready to walk away from that shit. I was like I'm leaving almost I almost did that but I didn't. And when he goes y'all hose got some energy. Yeah. So in New York City, and now the award for non-fiction at the African-American Literary Awards. Juzal wins. Juzal is a winner. Yeah. And she tells us it's huge irony in the fact that the first part of my life with Jamal,

all the heartbreak, won me an award. I don't know if that's irony. I don't know if it's anything at all, but it's something that happened. I don't think there's anything like bigger than that. I think it's just like, I think it's actually a pretty standard practice. Like, ooh, I had pain in my life and I wrote a novel about it and I translated my emotions to the novel and I won an award. I think that's how most art goes.

Hey, listen, it's not irony, but you're the award winner. Okay. She has to tell me what's the award. She has to tell me what's the award. She has more awards than we have. Okay, so that's what that's. So Ray arrives at the lake house

and he's like, Oh, hello. And he's just like laughing all jollily. And he's like, Mr. Ray, Mr. Ray. Hmm. Ray. You're right. I miss you so much right. It's like it hasn't been that long.

But okay. Oh, it was so long. It was so long. I'm so glad you found the khakis I laid out for you. I was afraid you might wear something young looking. So good. You look great. And Monique's like, um, Robin, you're good good with games come up with a game for us to play like

Shraids Yeah, and then there's like a random scene of T'Challa going mommy mommy I don't know what that was about but then Then Chris Sammials is talking to other Chris about like the sector me's and he's also also talking about Eddie and he's like It's like whoa what about getting sniffed but he wants me to get To know everything and Eddie's like well, you can still you can still nut out, you know and Chris is like What can your eyes jerk when you're not my toes pop sometimes with a good one? Oh? I told her if she promises me to give me some every time I want some, then fine, I'll snip.

Something about this entire conversation made me uncomfortable. I think I don't know if it was like imagining Chris's toes curling, but they're also like I can't even imagine how big those those those toes are. I mean, Chris pops a toe of the bed could break. I feel like when he nuts like a fire hydrant going off. I'm just like, he's so enormous. Also, they need to show Chris less because he's so much more charming when he never says anything.

Like the more he speaks, I'm like, okay. So you're just kind of a monster. Yeah, I'm starting to feel that I'm like, ooh. The more he talks, the more I'm like, oh, you have a little bit of entitlement, don't you, sir. Don't you? And you're kind of like, oh, it's like, he seems so sweet and cuddly and wonderful.

And he always laughs at everything. And now I'm like, oh, it's like, you're starting to see Insights into the locker room talk and everything. It's kind of like, how swiys do not put your man on TV? Okay, we need them at the, maybe saying like, okay, having a nice trip.

I love you. And that's it. Yeah. Yeah, Chris is not getting good, not getting a good edit this season. And I feel like it's for a reason. I feel like they're actually just like teeing something up and I'm unsettled by it.

So then Ashley's upstairs and she's like, the only thing I can hear is Chris Samuel's voice right now. Oh! Yeah, I'm about to say, I love listening to his voice, though. Can I? It's like so deep and velvety. I'm just like fascinated by it. It's like so comforting.

That's the other thing is that he's saying sort of like increasingly terrible things, but in that beautiful, deep, comforting voice, it's like art for me to parse. So Ray is trying to converse with the baby who's just staring at him like, what the hell? What is this? And he's like, hello, give me high five.

And Ash is like, Karen is just so excited to see it. Ray, look, she wore her special outfit. Ash is like, Karen is just so excited to see you, Ray. It looks you wore her special outfit. It looks like Blanche Devaro got hit by a Versace truck. I'm not even sure what the hell is happening. Well, I got this from a store that sells just the best things there. They're not the minimum, they're the max.

The TJ max, that's where I got this, Ray. Just for you, my special outfit. So then Candace is packing and she's like, I am done with Monique. So I don't have a really good reason to stay in her house, but our husbands are good friends and they don't deserve us going back and forth like that. So you know what, she's not going to get me in her home. It's not going to happen, not going to happen. So then there's like a bunch of food and like balloons that are like arrive and so the guys all bring it in and then they turns out because it's actually Monique's birthday. So they all got around. They start saying, you know, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, I heard that my services are needed. Happy Birthday to whoever is in this room. Happy Birthday, you're welcome.

She can't us here, and you know that that's like the call of the sirens. You know, she's just like trying to go to shore, trying to crash into the rock, something's short. You see her grabbing a comb to sink into. It's like her big song, and she hates Monique so much she can't even let herself be drawn down

to her favorite flame. The happy birthday song. Let me tell you something, Countess Lueh would never give up and I'll opportunity like that. Even if it was like the person she hated the most, like Ramona, she would sing in her face. And the fact that Countess flinched showed that she is not the person she hated the most, like Ramona. She would sing in her face. And the fact that Candace flinched

showed that she is not the true happy birthday, birthday diva of Bravo. Yeah, so Chris is like, oh, did you guys lose Moneg? Or no, did you guys lose Candace? Where's Candace? I'm gonna be like, well, we got into an argument, so I think she's probably packing.

And then Candace comes like down the stair, okay? It says if she weren't like upstairs Angrily listening. She's like no, she's right here. Hey guys. I'm just like fun Candace having a great time I'm just a life of the party. Hi I was like oh nice play and Candace Chris is like so what were you guys arguing about she's like never mind. It's a ronious Sure It's contemporaneous okay. What? Sure. It's contemporaneous, okay. Don't worry about it.

So Karen is feeling dizzy, she's like, I must go into this room for a moment. Cameras do not follow me. I'm feeling dizzy. I just don't know what it could be. And then they put in the camera drunk cam, the Karen drunk cam. Yeah, I don't know what it could be Maybe it was the 45 shots of balls of fire I had yeah, so then so then Eddie and the girl at they're all talking and Talking about how Wendy gets super hungry and all that stuff and then they start the girls are asking how they met and we learned that

Basically, they've known each other since they were 17 and that Eddie's mom hates Wendy's mom because Wendy's mom Is like a female chief in like the night-year in culture and Eddie's mom basically can't compete and so the way she deals with it is by hating when Wendy's mom Which is a new wrinkle to some of the in-law fights we've seen on Bravo. Yes, I hate her because she's a chief. Damn it. Who's that bitch chief thinks she is? I was like, okay, that's a...

That is interesting right there. Yeah, and so they don't speak to the parent. They don't speak to his parents anymore at all. And they haven't even met the kids. And Candace is like, well, how do you deal with it? And her criss-a's like, yeah, this one's mom is pretty hard too. So what do you guys do?

Doesn't it fall in the past and faces? And Eddie is like, no, we just don't speak. And Candace is like, well, would you express grace if you had the chance? And he's like, well, she's had time to say I made a mistake. And Chris is like, my mom made mistakes until I cut her ass off and she came correct.

She came correct very quickly. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. And then they asked Wendy if she would ever forgive Eddie's mom and she's like, no, because I'm the one that wiped all those tears. I was like, oh, pretty. And Karen says, but Karen does say that they should forgive because she lost her mom last season, I think it was. So she's very much like,

forgive. So then the Bible says, honor thy father The game is going to be, they want to know the guys more and they want to get to know their sense of humor. So now the guys have to imitate their wives and then they're all going to judge who does the best imitation. So raises is it time for my tea and please bring it up soon They all crack up Yeah, and then Eddie does a whole bit about like Wendy saying like I don't know what outfit to choose I mean I'm wearing one already, but I don't know what outfit. I'm gonna choose. They're like Yeah, he chooses like the pretty standard stand-up guy, you know And then Chris is like okay, this is Monique.

Oh no, this is Monique, that Chris. Yeah. So he holds up a huge ass bottle and then turns it over. What does he do with that? So he basically takes the bottle and then he flips it around. So it's like the base of the bottle. And then he starts to lean in. He starts to lean in.

He's on his knees and it's like the implication is that he's about to give a blow job. And I was like, oh, okay, sir. So you're both making fun of your wife, and you're also trying to promote your penis size, which we all know has got to be enormous, but either way, either way, I didn't like him bragging about it via bottle,

you know? Yeah, that all over everybody there is mortified. It's like, oh my god. And when he's like, he's like, oh my god. And then she's like, the first thing you imitate of your wife is Felatio, do better. Yeah. And then, Canvas Chris is like, well she walks in like, hello I'm Catus,

I'm Miss United States, so I'm very kind and pleasant. All right, hold on, let me go hit the switch and hit the light switch and he's like, get out of my house! Throwing forks. He's got like a knife. It's pretty accurate. So now it's time for people to leave.

So Karen's leaving. Bye everyone, bye. I gotta go back to my business stuff that I do with business. And so they're hugging goodbye and people are packing up and Chris is talking to Monique who's like really tired on the couch. And she's like, I like her to get a lot. The women got their good friends when it comes to us, hey, don't yawn when I'm talking. So Ashley comes in to say bye and she's like, will you hold the baby a second?

And it looks hilarious. It's like the most giant person on the couch and the most tiny person on the couch. It's like the most giant person on the cast and the most tiny person on the cast. True. Baby, do you just like, I don't understand what's happening right now. I'm fitting in the knock of a man's thumb. I've never seen these breasts before, but I love trying new restaurants. That's one thing I've learned on this trip. Where, where?

Where, where? I have four degrees. Yep, still drinking one of his milk. Whamwham. If I drink this magic patient, maybe I'll be able to throw a football. Whamwham. Wham. So, Crest is like, oh, Ashley, thanks for coming. And please tell Michael I said, what's up? Yeah.

And then Monika just passed out on the couch and just more hugs. And then Candice comes by to say goodbye and she sort of gives this little sort of a hug thing to Chris. And Monique is clearly awake but pretending to be asleep. And so Candice is like, bye,

bye and does like this double hand, like flappy wave thing, like, bye. Yeah. All right, I can see you're I your your eyes are actually open and you're staring at me I know you're awake okay bye well please tell Chris that we're brothers and surely you guys can work this out and she's like mm-hmm okay bye bye so she's all pissed mn 24 hours later. Duh! Dun dun dun!

So we're music playing. And then it's just like actually driving a car in Deans in the backseat and she's like calling Michael over the... the tooth and he answers. And he's like, what are you doing? She's like, I just want to talk for a second. Well I'm just eating my lunch and reviewing a document, and I will just say that five more times until you hang up. I'm just going to check in.

All right, well, I'm eating my lunch and reviewing a document. I heard you. You don't have to say it again. Well, why are you asking me what I'm doing? I just told you on eating my lunch. In reviewing a document. I know please stop saying it. I will stop saying it after I'm done eating my lunch and reviewing a document. So she tells us when I got back we had a conversation about all this information I got and he told me that he went to

the strip club and there was a woman there and she was leaning on him you know just kind of like leaning on him and then it ended up she was standing on one testicle and then sexually crushing a bug with her high heel you know normal stuff just normal stuff that happens you know but he didn't tell me the whole story but he said that he regrets it and then it got heated and Microsoft and the baby's room and I stepped in the bedroom So we're doing great everything's great Or I tried to explain to her that I was having the stripper held me eat my lunch and review a document But she didn't want to hear that

So then it's one hour later Horm music headlines headlines and then a video from gossip in the city and it's Michael standing in a hotel room in his undies facing away from whoever he is acting in the bed he had possibly finished his lunch and reviewing a document it is underwear well whoever he was with was filming him from the bed I mean that was just like are you really that desperate to be in a blog that you're gonna go fuck Michael Darby and take video of it? Come on.

When you're bored, you know, you're just like hey, you know be fun to take a picture of Michael Darby And listen, you know what? after you've I sometimes What drove that what drove that person take that photo because maybe they were expecting something Maybe there was like a whole bunch of like, hey, we go back to my hotel room, we'll review some documents, have some lunch, and then afterwards I'm gonna volume a canoe.

The canoe you've always wanted, and then it's like the morning, and it's like, so how about that canoe? Actually, I'm not gonna get the canoe, it's like fine, I'm putting your picture on the blogs, you know? I'm not like that. I guess, I guess, but anyway, he's the villain here, and rightly so, so he's caught red-handed, right?

So then Jacelle's on the phone with Candace and she's like, I am just minding my own business and the irony is I got 40 D.N.'s. Isn't that the irony that here I am minding my own business thinking about my heartache and making another book, and an equal irony to winning an award about that heartache and a book form is the irony of getting 40 DMs about Michael Luh. Well, now we have photographic evidence, Michael in a hotel, Michael in a strip club, Michael eating a brain, sorry Chris is watching the walking get, my bad, Michael at MGM, Michael at... And just like Michael Michael everyone in the DC

every knows who you are everyone's got a camera you're gonna get busted busted why not open oh lord we've come such a long way Michael doing something but it doesn't look like it's Ashley hmm how Monique's like well the only thing that matters right now is baby Dean. And Robin says, keep your dick in your pants and go home to your family. Oh Michael Darby, I cannot die. And then it ends with a video. Now we actually have a video of Michael at the MGM sitting with a woman and talking very closely about documents that need to be reviewed and launches that need to be eaten.

Yeah. And then next week Ashley Darby shows up in a pilgrim outfit to remind everybody how sweet she is during this story. Yeah. Well, another another exciting episode. Can't wait to see the fallout of this. I wonder if the big fight is happening next week. I've noticed that they've been doing this thing of like saying what's happening like next week, this is happening, but then when we get to that, it like doesn't happen. It happens like a week after. So we'll see. Welcome to Bravo. Have you just started watching Bravo? I know. I just think that like all everything that they show in the previews can be happening the next week and lately they've been sort of I just think that like all everything that they show is in the previews can be happening the next week and lately They've been sort of lying to us and I feel a little betrayed. They're full of lies. You sit on a throne of lies Everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with

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