Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Bossed in Translation

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs them she's the boss. It's a very bossy episode. We loved it.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, how man? How you doing today? I'm doing great. One of Monday. I'm having a broccoli smoothie. I've just pressed reset on my entire life. It's great. Well, that's wonderful to hear. I'm drinking some iced coffee, I'm starving, even though I had, I had a very healthy breakfast. Well, actually, was it healthy? It involved barata, but it felt healthy because it was like, I made like a Caprazae and put it on toast and I was like, look at me being an adult. But now that I think about it, I don't know if it's really that healthy. Cheese and bread, I don't think that that's healthy, but you know what? A little leaky cheese never heard anybody, but that's what I say.

It felt healthy because it was high in the Nancy Myers index, right? So, like, if you have some, like, here's my theory, right? If you were to have a little crustini with a little piece of cheese on it. Let's say some, like a lovely piece of cheddar, like some fancy, fancy cheddar, a little piece and you have it, it feels special and maybe delicate and lovely and you're like, mm, look at me having a private moment.

But if you take that same crustini with that same cheese and you put in the toaster oven and you melt that shit and then you eat it, you're like, I'm a slob. And nothing has changed except the state of same cheese, and you put in the toaster oven, and you melt that shit, and then you eat it, you're like, I'm a slob. And nothing has changed except the state of the cheese, but now it has lost its Nancy Myers index, and now it's just melted cheese on bread. And why is it the Nancy Meyer index?

Because Nancy Myers, because when you, I feel like when you engage in Nancy Myers lifestyle things, it could be a little unhealthy, but it's like really healthy for the soul, right? Like you're, it's like, well, I'm having a slice of chocolate toward, but like this is a decadent moment for me, and it's a special moment, and my general well-being has been improved by it.

Oh yeah, I don't believe that little amounts of things improve you. Not little amounts, I'm saying the vibe of the amount. So it's a Nancy Myers film director. Yeah, and all her shit is like Meryl Streep in Santa Barbara with beautiful William Sonoma pans. I mean, that's just- Well, that bitch got me addicted to chocolate croissants.

Yeah, that's like re-addicted because I saw that stupid M's the street movie. I love that movie. I love that movie. First time I saw it was like this is a surprise and we could movie and in the second time I saw it I was like I fucking hate this movie. I don't know what happened. I think I was like a regular relationship. Like when you watch a relationship movie you can only go through it once. The second time isn't as romantic. Like you see all the person's tricks. Exactly. Like you, Alec Baldwin is naked on FaceTime. Gross! You with the first time it's like, haha, haha. And then the second time you just, you know, want to punch your TV. Yeah. And I think

also that movie began with like Tuscan tile roofs. I remember that movie. Anyway, she made a chocolate croissant for I think Alec Baldwin. Yesc Baldwin. And I think 30 of them after that. So thanks, Nance. Thanks. Anyway, the point is, real housewives of Potomac, come on right, guys. That's something that's not Nancy Myers-ish is. Juzelle's house.

Something I need a ton of every week to make me feel better. Real housewives of Potomac. So we do start with Jacelle. And she's with one of my favorite friends of Cal. She goes to visit Cal, because she and Robin are doing a photo shoot for their podcast, which is called the reasonably shady podcast, because Jacelle is the shady one.

And Robin is the reasonable one, I guess. Oh, oh, I didn't realize they were putting like an adjective for each of them. That's cute. There's some like low-level Nancy Myers wordplay going on. Yeah, I mean, it's better than tired and tacky. So none of the other things are going on. Exactly.

Somewhere out. Yeah, and she said the reason, nah, we're doing our podcast, nah, is because we did a couple of Instagram lives and you know, some people chime data and said, you should have a podcast, I'm saying, wow. Oh, so we're taking advice from Instagram lives now because I'm sure at least half of those people

would call you the B word and told you to shut the hell up too. So, you know, how do you decide which advice you're going to listen to off an Instagram live? I feel like those comments were actually sarcastic. Like, oh wow, you guys have a podcast. And they're like, okay, yeah, we'll follow that advice. So she says, my work ethic, and her work ethic,

are very different. So I don't, you know, very different. So I don't you know I don't I don't know that just sells work ethic is all that great. I mean I do I guess she hasn't more together. She did get her house built and all that stuff. So yeah I'm not really dissing her work ethic but why does Robin G is leave Robin alone everybody and that's coming from me. Okay. I've never said leave Robin alone but just let Robin's coming from me, okay? I've never said leave Robin alone, but just let Robin relax a little bit. She's going through it.

Yeah, she is. So she's hanging out with Cal and everything. And she starts talking about Jamal and how, you know, and she had previously been going down to Atlanta all the time, but during the pandemic, in 2020, she only went to Atlanta three times, you know? And she's like, you know, you can't really have a long

distance relationship in a pandemic. Like how you're gonna get free refills at Arizona when you're a different state. Actually, what she said was, you can't have an honest relationship in the pandemic. And he goes, uh, yeah, yeah, you can. Yeah, well, you know, the pandemic didn't just suddenly make everybody a cheater, just, okay, like everybody's spouse

didn't suddenly just start binging people from their job and impregnating them because there was a pandemic, but okay, tell yourself whatever you need to. Yeah, well, whether it was an honest relationship or a long distance relationship, Kell's point still stands. Yeah, you can. You can really do that. It's no problem.

Well, it's probably annoying, but it's no problem. So, and so she continues on with her, you know, fake story with him and you can tell they really haven't talked in a long time because everything she says he's like, oh that's not you because she goes, well, you know, it's not even sex that I need him for. I just need him to be around and he's like, Jizelle, you don't want people in your face. Like who are you right now? Yeah, she's well, okay, not in my face, but maybe eight minutes down the road. That's like her big thing, eight minutes down the road. So Robin thinks more accurately that the breakup was going to happen no matter what, but the pandemic just kind

of accelerated it along. Plus, I'm sure also the whole thing about getting women pregnant, that probably accelerated it too. So, yeah. The pandemic really did accelerate things. Like I always figured I would gain a hundred pounds Wow, did I know it was gonna be within a year It's so much for us Get vaccinated everyone so then Then just a little gives an update on grace who keeps on failing her learners permit tests Which is the written test and at just Jazeal goes, she's an embarrassment

to the Bryant name at this point. I'm like, okay. Now I know, like we could be all joking about this, but please, not when you've got your model as the father, you cannot say that Grace is the embarrassment to the Bryant name. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, we can't accept that.

Yeah, speaking of, spoiler alert alert this episode ends with a preview. We're just el him to pay his bills. And then this week it came out that Jamal owes like 800 grand and back taxes. So who would have thought who would have thought who would have thought? Who would have thought? Yeah. Who would have thought he was trying to offload Arizona's as a loss, somebody would owe less to the IRS. So who would have guessed that? Oh, Arizona's like a bustling restaurant

with all the free refills that any child managers could want. So, oh, I'll hear something we need to talk about before this, Ron and I were like, did stuff happen in Bravo that we should be talking about? I don't remember. Nicki Minaj, this is sort of old at this point, like as in, it's more than 48 hours old. But Nicki Minaj declared that she wants to host the Potomac reunion. Do you think that she would be a good host for the reunion? I don't care.

I hope it happens. I don't care. I hope it happens. I don't care. I don't care if it's good or not. I have to see it. And then that made me just start watching Nicki Minaj clips. Because you know, I'm a very busy person. Yeah. Guys, so I was watching Nicki Minaj videos. She, I love her. I mean, I've always liked her, but watching that many in a row,

it's like, wow, what a classic. What a classic Mickey is. I hope that she does it, but she has favorites, you know, so I don't know. Will she tell off some people and not other people? Will she like freeze and not know what to do? Will Andy be in her ear? I don't know.

I need to know. Will she just make noises when she goes like, oh, no, she doesn't do that. That's more actually Cardi B, but you know when she does those, she does her noises when she goes like Pfft, oh, not she doesn't do that. That's more actually Cardi B But you know when she does those she does her voices right yeah I actually would like it if she did the entire reunion in her voices like I'm Or just have like the entire casting crew of the anaconda video there just like a bunch of Extremist men. It's been it was actually a big week for

Bravo crossovers with the world of hip-hop and R&B because Rihanna also Rihanna posted on her Instagram She added Ramona singer which is just I know I know Rihanna watches Bravo and in my fantasy She listens to this podcast, you know because people who watch Bravo tend to listen to our podcast, okay? But this was really, I know she doesn't, I know, I know. But this crossover, like having Rihanna actually at Ramona Singer about Leah's clothing was amazing.

It's just such a bizarre world we live in. This is all in the heels of news that Drake follows Lee Serena And of course now Lee Serena is like posting all these dancing videos to Drake right like now being like I know Drake And Kyle everybody is trying to get Drake to follow them like Kyle did a thirsty bikini pick and added him oh It's kind of the most amazing odd phenomenon. That's happened. What is this week? The weather and odd topic of thirst,

as we discuss Arizona's refillable iced tea. To be fair, I think there was a period of time when I tried to get Drake to follow me, but I knew that was like literally never gonna happen, but I think that Kyle still has hope. Oh, Kyle. So let's see here. So they're talking about me and now, and how there's this new girl named Mia,

and she had her clip done, nah, please explain that to me, yeah. And he's like, I haven't seen clips since the 90s. That still probably makes me slightly more knowledgeable about this cast, about Clitz, because nobody seems to know what one of them, and what they are. I've looked it up. It's the little thing that looks like, if you put your lips together and just barely

stick your tongue out, is that right? The little ding of the bell. The little thing that makes the bell go ding. The little thing that makes the bell go ding. Yeah, you know, the stick in the middle of the bell, and like you move the bell, and then the stick dongs it. Oh, that's what I thought it was the lips. The clear is the little bit that is the bell.

Is the pendulum inside the bell? It's, yeah, so little, um, wait, it's a little bit, it blast. It's on sound effect. Meaning makes it. Wait, is that what it is? As no, oh gosh. No, I know. I try not, I've learned my lesson on this podcast that I try not to wait into the world of female anatomy too much because I tend to not know what I'm talking about. I know, but this is ridiculous.

Okay, what is the clit? Plitorious. We're, but this is ridiculous. Okay, what is the clit? Plitoris. We're just going to find out. It's the pleasure center of the vulva. Okay. So vulva, which I learned from time. It's right under the point where the inner labia meet and form a little hood, known as the clitoral hood, in fact.

Labia was in today's spelling. Okay, that would be on the New York Times, in fact. It was? Okay. And now, of course, I've Googled Clit and now I'm just looking at all these pictures of vaginas. And I just, like, basically, this has made me feel left out. Like, I don't have a vagina. I don't see them ever.

I don't know. It feels like a whole thing that I've missed, you know? Like, cruel summer. Like, everybody was watching cruel summer, but me, and so like I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best.

I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best.

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I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I haven't tried my best. I'm just a disaster right now. Okay, so the point is, mead, Clitorin. No one knows what it is, including us. Point is, her bell. She got her bell. Her bell was rebound. Quasimodo was like, nice job. No. No.

He's like, great day to come into work. So, um, I know you hate that musical. So yeah, so she says that she got me, I got her clicked on. And then Juzel is also me, called Wendy Simple-Minded. And Klaus is like, Simple-M and chaos like Simple-minded with 18 degrees no way. He's like stop he's like chill please stop coming in with this ridiculous line of sentences. Stop stop stop with all these senses that don't make sense okay. Yeah. Well we should reach out to her and say let's go let's

go let's go and drink through something but on our own. And she says, okay, all text, ah, hello Mia. Chatting with Robin, nah, we'd love to get together for drinks, ah, without Karen. There, I just said it, without Karen, nah. Yeah, and then just all says, we all know why Karen is not a good judge of character. However, Mia seems nice, ah, so Mia has her pulse on something called discernment, ah. And then we see a flashback of character, however Mia seems nice so Mia has her pulse on something

called discernment da. And it was a flashback of Mia at the first episode saying, I've only known Juzal for very few seconds but I can tell she hasn't grown hard. And she's very up front. I hand my client warmth on and I look forward to getting to know her better. Now, let's continue to shoot photos for Tyred and Taki, our new podcast. So then we go over to our favorite couple. Michael and Ashley, they park in front of a restaurant called

Pemplona. And Michael's like, it's a great spot, huh? Do you like this talking spot I got? I learned about it when I was doing my business and having meetings and appointments in conference schools. Yeah, you know your guys not cheating on you when he goes, can I just hook you because you look so beautiful.

Okay, cheating. Just tell me who it is. She is dressed in Erica's bathroom wallpaper from her new house. On real house, so I was at Beverly Hills, like at homes that Beverly. Yeah. What is that? I forget the pattern. So they go to dinner and she's uncomfortable because she's like about to have give birth, give baked give birth to D number two. Yeah. And so they order and my daughter's a dress.

Your daughter's a Corona. Her favorite her favorite yeah and and as she goes well Don't you want like a fun beer like Like I'm like okay Just cuz you're in Pamplona doesn't me doesn't mean you have to just like lead into also like a stereotype that doesn't really quite match it Either isn't Pamplona Spain. I don't know what was going on I don't know where Pamplona is, but I know that they shimmy a lot because she was also shimming.

That's where they're at. They're running at the bowls. There's nothing about running at the bowls that goes, God, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. That's literally how you die. Yeah, but if ever someone was gonna get gourd on TV and then everybody was gonna go,

well, she deserved it. It would be Michael. This show. The bowls are running for Michael. Are you kidding me? He just he deserved that. It would be Michael. The bulls are running from Michael. Are you kidding me? He just has his hand. They're running away. They're running away.

Look at those bulls. They're like, that guy grabbed my balls. Oh, I did and I'm very sorry. Run from the guy with the watery eyes. It's not true, but if it were true, I'm sorry. I'm a Joker. These balls don't just, they just don't get my joke. I thought, I thought the whole point of bullshitting around was that you could do it

with balls. Why they call it bullshin. So Ashley said, oh my god, it makes me fall in love with my husband all over again. He wants to be romantic. So, oh, oh, oh. So it's another season of this fakeness. Which now I'm just completely used to. So he's like, well, he's what's happening with me, lady about to drop my child.

I have started another business. Guess what? Licklip, licklip. We're going to do movie production. Licklip. I'm going to produce some movies. Because as we all know, the uh, the uh, the uh, East NC board, you know the, sort of, the region in between Baltimore and DC is known as the Hollywood of between DC and Baltimore.

Did you know that, right? Oh, Darby, you're gonna make movies. Wasn't it, weren't you in trouble last year for someone making movies of you? Like, I don't know that we need this Mr. Darby. He doesn't do you think his- He really does it. So yeah, but in some online, you know, people online were pointing out,

he didn't say what kind of movies, which I think is a good point, you know, because I could see him doing like porn stuff, but a movie movie, no sir, okay. You know when mediocre people make it like the Vanderpump rules guy, which is Ben's, uh, Jack's, or Peter, no, he didn't make it. No, the one law, I'm married. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant like someone who made movies or something. Oh, Randall Emmett, yeah. Yeah, I thought you meant like someone who made movies just oh Randall Emmett. Yeah Yeah, I think that Someone like that makes it and everybody's like I can do a movie to you Maybe he's just gonna do like I'm an instructional movie like this is how you turn on your sleep belt

You get in the car if there's a lovely woman next to her put your hand on her breasts to make sure they're secure then Buckle up. Oh So they talk about that. She's like, um, we're having a baby. I don't know that we need to be spending money on that So he's like well, he's what with you We'd be the money behind it and then we'd find the director and the casting people and then boom. We've got a movie Listen, you can make gangaroo burgers work, okay? Sleep this alone. Movies are not that simple, okay?

Cause we've seen people who have found the money and they've found the director and they found the casting people. And you know, you know what you get? You get the Burbank Film Festival, okay? We remember that. We remember Eileen's movie. You get Eileen Davidson on a bath mat red carpet. Yeah, just because you have all the parts there does not mean you're gonna have success, okay? Mesh, here comes one right now.

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So he just starts pouring more beer because that will really instill the confidence, right? Someone who's like, well, she's asking tough questions, better result alcohol. That's. Yeah. He gets really defensive. He's like, Oh, she doesn't believe in me. He starts all that crap. And she's like, listen, you watery, I'd, you know, German shepherd in need of a lethal injection. You've probably got a good seven years at the way you live your life. Don't go spending my children's inheritance on some bullshit, okay? He's like, you know what?

I'm teaming up with Jamal Bryant. And together we're going to have a wonderful film company. And we're going to make lots of hit movies. We already have one that takes place in a wonderful casual family restaurant outside of Georgia called Arizona's all the free refills in the world until one day the free refill machine comes alive. You know what I'm saying? Blockbuster here. Oh, feel company. Our production company will be called Tired, Lazy, and Gropy Max. and GROPEY MAKES. T-L-G. So, um, so Ash is just like, well I just, she's like, well I don't want to draw a wedge,

but I can't do Ash's voice anymore. I just sound like a ridiculous child when I do it. I never could. Isn't that, I guess, the point? I never could. I just go, I don't know. There it is. It's probably, you gotta get that that like tinny sound, right?

I don't know, I don't know, I've never even really tried it. So then we go to Karen! And this time we're getting some new footage of the DMV area and now we get like rapid rivers, river rapids. Ooh, speaking of Meryl Streep. Yeah, river rapids. Speaking of Merrill Streep. Yeah, the river wild. Yeah, the river wild. What's wild?

Those deer going down the river. Wow, what's a deer on a raft? So, um, just a deer, deer being hijacked by Kevin Bacon. So, um, Karen is, is up up. She's cooking she looks like she has It's either little little stakes or lamb chops whatever, but she's trying to open up the plastic wrap and then she finally gets up She's victory victory got it open. Oh, and now he is Raven FaceTime and her mother because she loves her mother Raven. How are you? Well Raven, hmm, I have a surprise. I'm

being sworn in as the ambassador of Surrey County. What exactly does that mean? The ambassador of Surrey County, is are there like diplomatic relations that need to be tended to with that county? I think so because member last time they showed a clip in case anybody had questions. First they show her like writing on the back of that convertible going as people through candy on lookers faces hard candy to and then they showed her having a meeting going well it was nice helping out next.

Why five? I like the idea that there might be an embassy there, like a Surrey County embassy, and Karen presides over it. And then they could like film Argo there. Like the sequel to Argo could take place in Surrey County. I don't know. I also... It's just a whole building, you know,

for Karen to run around and try to figure out how Wi-Fi works. The helicopter could like land on the roof and they can all escape out of it. So then she also talks about Raven and she goes, Raven is living in New York and she just got her first job as an executive in corporate America and I'm just thrilled

to have her on the phone because she has very little time for her dear to the mom. She got her first job as an executive. I mean, we know the Karen embellishes but this is like, this is some working girl shit. Yeah, I'm not really sure what that was, but I know that Raven is very serious because she put her glasses on for this call.

She called and she wasn't in glasses, but she was like, oh, hi, mom. And then put on her glasses. So it's like instantly taking it seriously. Yeah, and she had like a little blazer on and everything. So Raven has been working in corporate America you seriously. Yeah, and she had like a little blazer on and everything. So, um, Raven, Raven has been working in corporate America because she's giving corporate America a kind of, um, compliments. She's like, you know, mom, you always read so positive. And I just

wanted to let you know how proud I am of you. Um, also, um, as per my previous email, I was wondering if we could circle back to whether or not you and dad could send me a little bit of money. Thank you so much looking forward to your response. That dinner that you've been preparing looks fantastic. Can't wait to see what you and the team did with that. I hope you're going to be ending that with a pie chart. Okay?

Great. Circle back. Just want a level set about the money you said you were promised. You can send me So I can pay my rent Just want to make sure that is still happening and if not I'm sure I could find someone else on the team who could help me out with that Or you could just redirect me to which which could it just is getting very siloed and I'm not sure how I feel about that with my rent money So thanks mom bye

So she goes hmm could I have you have something Raven? Your father. Could you try and get him to up the ring, Raven? Not the ring, Raven. Watch him get me another wedding band. Yeah. So Raven says that she will help drop hints to dad to get her another ring, et cetera. And then we just see Karen trying to figure out her oven.

She's like, hmm, buns, buns, are we a presses bun? No, there we go, okay, Raven, I burned the dish, Raven. Could you believe it? I'm wacky, wacky ambassador to Surrey. So then we go over to Mia pretending that she's been inside of one of her businesses before. Yeah. She goes to the joint chiropractic, where

is one of those huge face shields that don't do anything with face. Let's just be honest. Yeah. Walks in and she's like, um, hi, business. Listen, we're going to do a walk through. So let's start the front desk. Like, uh, man, that is actually a fern.

Oh, all right. All right. All right. Yeah, she comes from the Bethany Frankel school of rearranging brochures Equals business Because that's okay. Well, I'm the boss here. So why don't we put these brochures a little closer? Okay, and then I'm gonna look at things. Oh look. It's this computer as a keyboard. Am I right? Okay, you know, I'm just gonna type on in this little bit and just mess up your system. Okay, great.

Yeah. And she's like, this is how I work the TV, right? She gets a computer. Right, right. Well, how do you do it? She's like, well, everything's very easy to navigate. Look, you came in and I checked your name off. She's, oh my God, why do you have me as a parentheses owner?

And she goes because there's another me a thorton she's like um we don't know her we don't know her I need to make sure that this business is a well-owned machine what was that well-owned machine boiled on boiled on well-owned machine so um I way out, I'll take a pre-world. Okay. This is a back place, not a marijuana store, man. I'm invested wrong. So she gets a call from her son, Josh.

I'm sick. Oh my God, Josh, are you going to call out? So what about practice? Oh, is it okay if Danny Jean can shoot a practice because I really want to but when I leave here I have an appointment and then I have to prepare for a meeting with one of those TV things with the buttons computer You know sometimes I just don't really miss well with technology So They just don't really miss well with technology. So, Gordon's like, listen, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but this is the third time that Josh was expecting you to take him.

And I know he looks forward to it. I don't mind taking him. Where do they have to take Josh to again? Remind me, Ronnie. Like soccer or practice. Right, dance. Right, dance. Gordon Shush.

Which, by the way, I'm in a practice right now. I can't thank you, neither practice, because I'm in a practice. Business woman, how many businesses do you own, Josh? It's a well-want business, okay? So, um, Gordon, Gordon saying that Josh was looking so forward to mom bringing him to practice. Come on, no kid really cares that much about who takes care of him. He cares. He's going to be scrolling through his phone anyway. It's like crying when you don't get a hot Uber driver. Have I done that?

Yes, but it's still not reasonable and I know that. Okay, have I sat there and canceled Uber drivers until I get a hot headshot? Yes, I have, but he doesn't make it a reasonable action. Exactly. By the way, I also want to point out that when Mia showed up at the joint, she parked in front of a Kia, and I felt like that was very much a Mia power move. Like, I think that was intentional. Like, oh, you're a Kia? Well, I'm Mia. I'm going to park in front of

you and get a better spot. You may be in friendly and the alphabet about I'm ahead of you in parallel parking. So suck it. I just don't bet. I just don't miss well with Kiaz, okay? Okay. So I like how G Talkstar, because he's like, listen, I don't want to make you feel bad, but I do want to alert you to create balance. No, thanks.

That's such an Apple Watch thing. Just alerting you creates some balance today. Fucking useless alert. She's like, well, well, should I cancel my work meaning? And he's like, don't get defensive, babe. He's like, well, you know what? Being a boss match, CEO and a boss mom does cause tension in the household. It's like really hard sometimes to miss being a boss, bitch, CEO with a boss,'m boss fisherman. You know what I'm saying? I skirp pancakes while I talk on the phone. Top that Gordon figure it out. Alright. By the way, I made a joke last week about Gordon's fisherman. And it's Gore Tons fisherman. And I just want to say

for those of you guys who are like, there's no Gordon and Gordon's fisherman, I get it now guys. And I apologize to those, especially to the Gordon's, Gordon's fisherman brand for messing up their name. And well, there goes your box of free Gordon's. I will accept the fact that I will no longer be receiving free fish sticks that I never received in the first place. So then we go to Robin who's with Anna, a trainer, and Robin's like, oh, I can't like 14 pounds. Well, you know, I did it because I was like eating, and then I was like staying up till four eating ice cream. And please, that's how we all did

at Robin. Okay, no one has a special way that they did it. Like, I just walked over 14 pounds and it stuck to me. We get it. Okay, don't make any excuses girl. Yeah, we're all there with you by the way. We are all there with you. So a scholar joins and she's like, how much definition can I get in my booty from one workout?

And Anna's like, actually you can get like a little bit, it's like Anna stop lying. Stop lying, it's not fair. It's not nice to do these ladies. They'll believe you Okay, she's not gonna get any definition from work on workout. I'm telling you that right now So so then Wendy shows up and she's like And Robin's like look, I know you got a new body, but you so often maintain it When he's like, um my still will come just gonna freeze I have to maintain it. And my soul will call and it's gonna freeze. Ouch.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. So then they bust out the kettlebells and they're all working out, but they're like in first. And it's not conducive to it. So they work out and then afterwards like let's go for a walk. So they're walking along and Candace calls. And she's like, what are you doing?

Professional actress calling in. By the way, I love that there is this burgeoning film industry in that region that exists seemingly only for Michael and Candace. I love that they're following this dream right. Like, well, we could go to Hollywood where all the production is, but let's make this happen right here. Oh, no, the film changes every year, depending on tax breaks.

And then, like every year, Hollywood has a new city. They're like, oh, yeah, Austin's a new Hollywood because Austin had all these tax breaks and then they moved it. And then the tax breaks went away because Austin was like, fuck that, we're getting more money. And so then it moved to like wherever. So maybe it's just their turn.

No, I mean, I know it moved around. Like with North Carolina was the thing, Georgia, Louisiana. Yeah, Georgia. But, and discovery, the discovery networks aren't Silver Spring, Maryland, but I don't know. It just, I always think it's funny. This may be just me being like an LA snob. But like when people talk about like, yeah, I'm producing a pilot.

It's like producing a pilot like there. It's like, when can you do the pilot or anyone does a pilot? I don't know. It's just the inaccuracy of it all. It rattles me. Hi, this is Tyler Perry. I would like a word, sir. Please step into my office. Well, yeah, I will land to Tyler Perry Perry does them I'm just saying that like just doing spec pilots is like not a thing Why do I feel weird about why do I feel like I'm making the stance and I feel weird about the stance It's like such an like a non because I think you're sensing the film commissions getting really mad like local film commissions You don't want to fuck with local film people I just feel like people are are rolling their eyes at me right now, but then I'm also like,

I understand, like, why am I taking a stance about this? I don't know. I don't know. I'm taking a stance on it, but also why is everyone mad at me about this stance? Why is everyone already so mad at me? This is a stupid stance for all of us. You're still traumatized by the Gortons industry. Candace is I'm moving out of my town home. So I'm having a peace out the jammer jam. Of course you are. Of course Candace sells her home to some unsuspecting buyers who now have to walk into tiny little flies the smell of bar rot and a broken countertop. Yeah, I think scandace to walk into tiny little flies, the smell of bar rot in a broken countertop. Yeah. Thanks, Canvas. And she goes, I moved into this house my early 20s and I'm leaving in almost my mid-30s

and it's definitely closing a really magical, crazy chapter in my life. And then we just see... Well, we don't actually know, I'm sorry, we don't see the montage just yet. But then Candace starts inviting everyone and You know she's she's she's saying that she wants have this party because she wants everyone to get along Which is funny because Candace is usually the reason why no one's getting along Yes, and Candace says that she is planning on inviting Mia, even though she has really huge feet So Candace.

I don't know. The campus doesn't like Mia because of her feet. I don't know that foot size could be a barrier to entry. I can't tell I can dysfunction. So yeah, basically she invites a skull and Wendy as well. And then Robin's like, well, you know, this is interesting. I need to get a scholars take on something. And a scholars like, yeah, that party at the spa, I mean, it was

supposed to be about Ashley, but all this drama with Mia, I mean, her name should be messy Mia, because she finds herself in a whole lot of mess. Yeah, says a scholar who's actually being kind of messy herself. So then we got to Mia, who's in her kitchen, and she gets a call from the door lady. We have a lady down here. She's holding some sort of lamb chop that she burned

and also a bottle of perfume and saying something about ambassadorship to a country called Surrey. Do you know this woman? Oh, yeah, that's Karen. You can send her up. What should I tell her about the Wi-Fi? I'll worry about that. Just under up. So she comes up and Karen's like, oh, come on, divon. The display. So stunning. It's stunning this place.

of this place or stunning, it's stunning this place. Oh, oh, my name is on the bread plate. Oh, I'm G. And where's your facts machine? I'd love to see it. Mm. Kieran is starting to sound like sound effects from that movie, The Quiet Place. I'm sure you ever seen that.

I've got it. Where everyone has to be quiet because the monsters here, they have like super hearing. And so if you make any sound, look at me here. And they'll come kill you. And every time the monsters here, they have like super hearing and so if you make any sound they'll come here and they'll come kill you and every time the monsters are coming you know because you hear like... Did they really do that? Yeah. What a knowing sound for monsters to make.

I mean, just caring. Like monsters but they also have spinach in their teeth Exciting dentures like I'm gonna eat something about first. I'm gonna get this brain out of my teeth Dores get this out. Is it gone? Doris? Is it gone? No Ralph? I don't know why that's so funny to me. Okay They're like making pilots in the DMV. It's like, you don't make pilots, or you're little monsters. Like, how do you think you can get this pilot sold? Okay.

Okay, so Nia has taken a cheese plate and just put a whole loaf of bread on it for whatever reason and wrote Karen's statement chalk and Karen's like, oh, my name on the red plate. Oh. Oh. Karen's Damon chalk and Karen's like, my name on the red plate. Very excited by these luxury touches.

And so me, oh, I'm sorry. I wrote, oh, yeah. So they start talking about the party, right? Yeah, the spa party. And it's like, I thought we weren't going to go there and then sell them right. Actually, and next thing I know, there's like a front desk working on ankles. She's like, that was a massage therapist. A lot. A front desk. Boss batch.

Being a boss batch means that you have massage by desks. So then Karen says, she's like, well, I felt like that we're attacking you because of our friendship. And you know, just as famous for saying that Karen doesn't have friends, but I'm cool with the girls. I don't have a problem with Robin, except that she does. She does bidding. I think she's up her bush.

Don't even don't give me a starting don't even get me started on that topic of discussion Topic discussion. I'm such a boss bitch talk about topics of discussions Well, you haven't you and Robin haven't had anything obvious just well mountain till a couple of days You don't have to say dot dot dot. No, that's the name of my room. I try to get her to come over to meet. You want to come over vacuum? No, not that. So drop in line.

Well, we had a photo shoot for a new podcast on that we're having because it was suggested to us on Instagram. And we decided to invite me at a lunch and it cuts back to me I'm like, and she said without Karen. And Karen goes, and then the skull is like, you said without Karen? Oh no. And then the scholars like you said without Karen. Oh, no. Well, how did you respond? Okay, here's how she responded Hygis all unless you want to discuss a

Business quote unquote. There is nothing I would like to quote unquote talk quote unquote I mean, I just don't understand why she uses so many quotes I mean, I just don't understand why she uses so many quotes. And Mia says, and I said, would you like me to connect you with my assistant to pencil you in this week and her goes, ooh! Yeah!

And Mia says, well, just that was trying to tell me how to maneuver. And if you don't already know, I'm the boss. Well, she knows now. Yeah, I'm a boss bitch. I she knows now. Yeah, my boss bitch. I mean, look, look at my assistant. Look how busy she is. Hmm, well, I believe that's a Vitamix blender, actually.

But yeah, she does look very busy at the moment. So Robin's like, well, I couldn't let it go. So I said, oh, Mia, I'm quite taking it back by your text. Oh, I mean, was something done to you and she She said Comes back to me. I'm like yeah, I said since my quoting home message was quote unquote directed to quote unquote you I apologize if you felt my apology was rude. It was mean to rank the the ponies Brad on a stone your name found it bitch.

When you're a boss bitch, one thing that you know is you're very direct, okay, because I'm like a well on machine and I miss really well with people who get a boss bitch as okay. So then Robbins like, well I had nothing to reply back to her. I mean, what is Karen feeding me? I mean, we invite her to me because we want to reply back to her. I mean, what is Karen feeding Mia? I mean, we're invited Mia because we want to get to know her. We want to let her know about our podcast, which has been demanded by a very, very important

unfocused group, okay? It's so caring. Karen's like, well, good for you. I'm not saying that decades down the road, you won't have drinks with them. Oh, 20 issue, but maybe maybe come out at a different way. That's what they wanted She and me says she can't put stipulations on who I can and can't bring that's not what we're doing here Okay, cuz I use paper clips. Mm-hmm. Well, you know that there's a difference between stipulations and staples, don't you? Of course.

So Canvas arrives somewhere with a huge bag. And it's a studio. We get to hear Canvas recording her new song. She's a real Renaissance lady, it's she not. So she tells the producer, she says hi to the producers and it's like, sorry, Chris can't be here, he's at his catering job. And Candace says, Chris is the person I lean on, not as just like a husband, but as part of my team. Like he's always volunteered and made himself available to support me, and it's like a lot of work managing me. And like, plus it's like he's working through

with all his classes, which are super popular. Just go to just go to a husband who can cook case ideas with olives on them.com. And you can sign up. Also, he has a brand dick.com. And he has a brand dick.com. All he's so busy with all his glasses. So then she tells us, last year I planned on signing with Chuckie Thompson, but that ended up not being the best fit, mostly because I showed up for our first day of recording,

and it was actually Chuckie, which was scary. This little tiny thing chasing me around with a knife. But now I'm completely supporting my own musical endeavors. And I've always loved acting, singing, dancing. And now here I am working on an entire album. I like that she acts like she's winning a Grammy. You're paying for Studio Time. Yeah, things didn't work.

It wasn't the best fit with Chuckie, which means he dropped it because he realized that there was no future in it. But I did love that all her photos of her childhood from acting and singing in dancing. It just can't just doing jazz hands. Dorothy, you know, it was like a lifetime. A childhood of, okay, Candace, all right, now do the jazz hands. Do the jazz hands. Dorothy, you know, it was like a lifetime, a childhood of, okay, Candice.

All right. Now, do the jazz hands. Do the jazz hands. It's like, mom, I'm trying to do homework. Jazz hands get the homework done, Candice. Come on. Jazz hands. So she's like, I want the respect of the greats. And that can only happen if I work hard and prove myself for me. Okay, good luck with that. Yeah, okay. So then we go over to... We have to also talk about her song that she was singing because she was singing the song.

Oh, did she actually sing it? Well, she was singing a song and she was like, she's like, okay, I'm gonna get in the booth. And she's like, hmm, you must really think I'm playing. And the producer's like, okay, can you give me, like give me some of that attitude. You know, it's give me to some of that like,

must really go play it. I was like, oh, can you give me, give me some of that attitude. You know, it's gonna give me some of that, like, must really go play it. I was like, oh, dear, this production's gonna go in a very bad direction to read the two of them. And she did. I can't really tell how Candice sings, really. We've heard it in the past and it's not been great. So I can't really tell because it's not fair because they're wearing the headphones

But it didn't sound very on key and he was like okay, we got it. So I don't know She she was on watch what happens last week didn't watch it because I do have lines so they don't cross yeah But apparently she was saying that she Andy asked her so you know you gave actually a lot of trouble about auto tune But then you use auto tune too. What do you have to say about that? And she's like, well, I use it creatively and actually just uses it because she can't sing Something like that and so Ashley was on watch what happens last night Which I did watch and Michael was behind the bar, which is just,

you shot of that. And so of course Andy asked, actually about it, and she's like, that's why I don't like Candace. I mean, just be honest. Like, why can't you be honest? But yeah, so I was a little more aware that Candace was completely off key, but she likes auto to now.

So I don't know. Candace is in the upper echelon of Bravo singers, which doesn't mean that she's actually any good. She's just better than a lot of the others, I would say. Um, yeah. I mean, she's no Sonya in your city, but yeah, she's no, yeah, she's no Daniel stop, but yeah, keep working on it. So just else, Rain Trover, I'm so glad to see her out of that little Gucci mini-hooper thing that she was in. Oh, yeah, so glad that she ended up giving that to Wetsus Bunse, Jamal. Yeah, I love the

thought of Jamal just being stuck in that stupid car. That's stupid, stupid car. I think we really went in on that car and we had a few people that said, like, oh my god, I have one of those to which I say, I'm sorry, that you chose that car. So, just, just, just, L says, it's like, I have like random things, like random triggers, muscle cars, Gucci cars. Those are too many of a puny. Yeah, it's not the many.

It's not the many cougar. It's pilots in the DMV. It's all related to the DMV. Speaking of which, by the way, we're at the DMV. We're doing, yeah, here we are. It's a meta DMV scene where the DMV and the DMV and the DMV. And for those who don't know what the DMV is, by the way,

not the DMV, but the DMV we keep referencing because some people may not actually realize DMV Delaware, Maryland, Virginia that region so Gisele is like well, I'm going to take Grace A. Gain for her driver's permit, so she's picking up all the girls at school and you know she take them all to the DMV, the Department of Motor Vehicles for grace to do her written test. And I was conflicted because in terms of expectations because I assumed that she was going to pass because this is Bravo and that's what I

thought we were being set up for. But I also feel like it's relatively early in the season for a triumph. So I didn't really know how this was gonna pan out. Yeah, I didn't really care. No offense to Grace, you know, but I am thankful that we didn't have to actually watch them do a driving, you know, like the whole mom's teaching, you had a drive, so thanks for that. But she didn't pass, so, you know,

better look next time. It was so awkward because she comes back in the car and she's like, all quiet. They're like, did you pass? Did you pass? Did you pass? Did you pass? The twins are in the back. They're like, come on, Grace. Chokes up. You passed, right? I mean, you're not going to fail three times in a row. Who fails three times in a row, right? You didn't, come on, Grace. And Grace is like, I know. I know. Adora's like, surely you won on grace you didn't grace is like Oh, yeah, I know a door is like surely you won't you won't fail again I mean that would be the embarrassment to the family and we're Jamal's children And then just I was like did you miss one question? I said no two questions no three questions no

No questions Three questions. No. Four questions. Yeah. Grace is like, mm-hmm. And then, you know, Dizzell's like saying how she's just going to try to be emotionally available. And then you just, I don't know if you caught this,

but she like turns on the car. And she's like, well, we'll just come back again on Tuesday. And she like flares her eyes like, oh my god, what is wrong with my daughter? What is wrong? I felt so bad for Grace. I didn't, because I live in a town with a bunch of team, you know, everyone has kids around here. And, you know, I've been stuck in between kids

who don't know how to drive yet. And their parents are like, hey honey, you know what you should do? You should drive the gigantic monster truck, okay? When you don't know how to do it. I'm terrified of these kids every day. So I'm like, you know what? Keep mouth慘. Do it until you get it right. Well, okay? When you don't know how to do it. I'm terrified of these kids every day, so I'm like, you know what? Keep them on the road.

Do it until you get it right. Well, look, I let know. I'm just more, I felt bad for her that she had to have this embarrassment on TV. That's all I felt bad for. I agree with you. Do it until you get it right. Also, I don't, I feel like

that's, you know, I'm not gonna do a hot take about a driver's permit. I'm gonna just say, do it until you get it right, but I felt bad that because just because just all daughters are like such bright points on Bravo. Can't see them sweet. Or to see them get humiliated. I just see poor Grace who has the only she has the only sense on this entire show and has had the only sense for the past five years to see her.

I see she humiliated and Chrisfallen? I felt bad for her. I mean, it felt good to me. But also, you know, you do have the entire small town film commission on your ass. So, you know, you got to, you got to pick your battles. Just no grace next time you stop at red lights. The answer is stop, stop. you stop at red lights. The answer is stop, stop. So we go over to campuses, she's setting up for her party, and she's like, I'm definitely having mixed emotions. And we see the memories, the great memories she's had in this house, and crying to Chris after Chris called her a bitch or something and stole her a brat, right?

Like what happened? Something with her, oh, cuz she asked him to hold her purse in the valley line. Yeah, and he didn't want to. And then she was like, you hold it and he's like, you're a brat and she was like, I can't believe we're at this junction of relationship. And then there was a flashback of Dorothy yelling at her

about who knows what, it could have been the pocketbook, It could have been anything really. And then the butter knife, she's like, all these great memories, great memories here in this house. And she's like, townhouse campus was more rowdy and rampant. She's in tether to my mother, but so far now it's not like that at all in my own home. We can walk around Betty butt naked and mommy can't say anything to us. You cannot use townhouse as an adjective to your like mental state I'm sorry. There is no such thing as townhouse Candace like townhouse Candace is one thing She was like a a pen jump Beast that needed to be freed. I'm sorry. No townhouse. You do not get townhouse It's like you could say you know sober Candace versus using Candace or whatever, you could even use like,

um, maybe even Candace and Heels, Candace who loved high heels, but I won't, I refuse to accept townhouse Candace. Yeah, a house changes, you've been. So, um, everybody has to do a shot of fireball when they arrive to show my maturity. So Karen arrives and has to do some shot of fireball when they arrive to show my maturity. So Karen arrives and has to do some fireball and Karen's acting like, oh, fireball. What am I supposed to do with? I saw me, I saw it. And so of course we get the clip of Karen, Karen drinking fireball on last year's trip

to the country or or whatever which was hilarious You know seeing Candace in her element of being happily married and you know selling the old house and moving on I mean she's showing she's really got this she's got this What it is what this is I'm still not quite sure but she's got it whatever it is Ding dong ding dong it's Robin Ding dong, ding dong, it's Robin. So Robin comes in and Karen's the only one there and she's like, Robin! And Robin just looks at the camera like, oh Jesus Christ. Like she starts walking over there really slowly refusing to look at Karen and all the chairs are just lined up against the wall.

So it's like a waiting room they have to sit there. Yeah. Like Robin, why are you wearing, you know, a bald gown? Well, you know, these days my pajamas are my main clothes. So this is not my new pajamas. So Robin hates her and cares like so Robin One of you been up to check. Oh, you know, life in the pandemic on wedding wedding with one Like no Karen, not anytime soon. Yeah, she's basically like, I don't want to shortchange my wedding.

She bases like, it's a pandemic and I don't want to, you know, have a wedding. That's not up to what I want, right? She doesn't want to have to do like some modified thing because the pandemic. And by the way, thank you Robin for considering that. Unlike Cynthia Bailey, who, you know, was like, whatever, I'm going to have my super spreader event no matter what. So, uh, so Karen's like, well, everyone's still getting married. I call bullshit. I'm like, I don't give a damn what Karen wants to say about my wedding.

If she wants to have a super spreader event to prove after everyone, she loves race penis, that's her problem. And so then, um, just L arrives. to prove after everyone she loves race penis, that's her problem. So then, Jacelle arrives. Man, even Jacelle's robe suck. I mean, her fashion extends even to her robes. It's a Versace robe, like the colors of a twister, you know, mat or whatever. So she comes in and she goes,

oh look, the haters here. Ah. Yeah, Karen's like, oh, look, the haters here. Yeah, Karen's like, well, everyone knows who the hitter in this group is. She just walked through the door and the second I like robed, that's fake. Mm. Oh, so they're asking you about Ashley, where is she?

And can't be so like, oh, my God, I forgot to invite Ashley. Yeah. And just I was like, you know what? You purposely did not invite Ashley. Yeah, and just I was like, hmm, you know what? You purposely did not invite Ashley. You have not wanted her in your house, since you do her out. Well, her cervix is probably dilated so much right this second. And then so we see Ashley and she's doing a video,

you know, shooting herself basically at home. And she's like, I'm violating. I put Dean's clothes out and now we wait. And then we're back at the point. Well, her water just broke. She tells us that her water just broke and then we cut to a close up of Candice's shot. Like I'm from talking about the water breaking to Candice,

holding a little cup of liquid. So then Zenwen is arrived and she's like,'s like of course, her boobs are just fully out. Happiness are on full display and everyone's like, oh, Karen, the boobs are everything, everything! And then Eskala comes in and she's last, which is almost last, which is crazy for a new bee. You know you're supposed to be getting here first, ma'am. You are new.

Yeah. So, um, they're waiting on Mia, so they start talking about her. And she says, well, whatever Mia is, is where she should stay. Yeah. And Robin says, yeah, her text message was so rude. Hmm. Well, she talked to me about it. And to be honest, you invite her to cocktails and said don't bring Karen and just I did not

I did not say that I said come without you So basically what Karen just said right yeah, she's like I said without Karen because I already know you The issue for me was that robin you know was for me and robin to get to know her not you Not you for me and Robin to get to know her, not you, or her, not you, or her, not you, or it's okay, just so. So it's Karen's like, oh my name should have been in the text. Hmm.

And a girl was like, well, maybe she's just intimidated and when Zen went, like, well, according to her, we're intimidated of her. And so then Mia shows up and just says, like, everybody knows about this text, so she leads to come in and correct what everybody knows My jules Aaron Jeremy crank it hi

So Karen's like well, we were just talking about the text and we came to conclusion that the choice of words was improper on both The conclusion that the choice of words was improper on both sides, on both sides. Am I caring, please don't do both sides, is it? For this text message exchange, I'm like, I've already lived through the trauma of that. So, Kaya, well don't worry, she doesn't. She's like, well, I think it was wrong to say not caring, because grown women don't say that. She goes, yes, grown women ask who is invited and I chose the invitation list period.

Oh, well, you didn't say don't bring candies or don't bring Wendy or don't bring a scholar who said Karen, Karen is what you said. I will own that maybe I was a little aggressive in my response, but I don't allow people to dictate what I do. I'm a boss bitch and that's why I carry around a tie-briter everywhere I go. I was like, no, you're just holding that fun again. You really should put that down. Don't stipulations me. I'm not gonna take it. So, Ascala goes, well, there are a lot of delusions going on, and I can only be silent for so long.

What? We quiet a scholar. Yeah, a scholar. What do you even talk about? Scholars are annoying me just so. Yeah, instead, and I get it, you know, she's shown up to work. She's putting in the effort, which I appreciate, but me, all me, it has to do is what we just did. Like, be quiet.

You're talking to you, but instead she goes, a scholar, how many businesses do you own? Several, like oh, it's a business off. And she says like, what does that have to do with anything? Mia's like, well, I'm the CEO and founder of the joint. Okay, I actually founded everyone's bones. Okay, every joint that you have, I found every joint in a door, I found, I actually found joint, I find joints, okay.

And so if you're gonna tell me, you have time for people who come to you and put stipulations on how you move then dot dot dot am I right everyone I wasn't wanting to discover that me caps are a joint actually they're not right like I just said who the fuck cares how many businesses anyone has in this group do you work in the White House cuz I do it's called the joint chief of staff okay and when he says when you're in a group of girlfriends you don't talk like that to a girlfriend even when would be thin and she grabs Karen's arm like look at look at us look at me being nice to Karen when I have nothing to gain from her,

except to strivetorship. Yeah. So, yeah, me as like, says you whammy, says you, so it can't just say, guys, I think that this is not gonna get solved here today, but there needs to be individual conversations, okay? So how about we play Perseco Pong instead, okay?

It's like beer pong with Perseco. And she says the standing on the countertop. She stands up on the kitchen island. I'm like, can these new owners please get a little respect here? I got so mad for the new owners. Yeah. So, um, Mia's like, well, just now I think we got off on the wrong foot, which is a body part that's similar to the back, except it's a foot. And I know these things because I'm a boss ass bitch of the joint care practice. I want to make amends but I'm not god so I'm just gonna have to settle for an apology and just like we didn't get off on the wrong foot I was extremely nice to you okay well I got off on the wrong foot so I didn't have anything bad to say to you. No will will laugh. After the kindness of my heart, I reached out to you. I have the kindness of Jacelle's heart.

She goes, and so Mia goes, well, what I'm saying is I will try with my deliverance to be better. Jacelle goes, how about you never say that shit to me again. She goes, no, dad. Okay. So they're fine now, right? So then Mia pulls the whole, I'm sometimes they say things that women don't like. Sorry Which is just equal to like everyone's jealous of me. Sorry, honey. Sometimes I try to enlighten the error around me, but then my deliverance is wrong. Yeah, sometimes I'm just uncomfortable because I didn't use enough fabric of mine. So then they do this random congal line

into the living room and it's our plant never have I ever. So, someone goes, never have I ever had my clip done. Somebody, and it goes, I win, I win. Actually, the professional name pardon my deliverance is vaginal rejuvenation. And they're like, oh, well, that's different. Yeah, you literally said, Clint, I almost got my clip done, because you said, Clint.

And me, it goes, well, I should have said for Jaina. So they're all making fun of her like what it dope she is and Robin Robin to prove that she's smarter guys. I mean I don't know how she had that confused with the glitter on me or whatever. So then Wendy's like never have I ever had a threesome without a wonderful home essentials line from Wendy never have I ever And uh me SR said drink and she's the only one who drinks still like what Yeah, I answered me some it was another woman in Gordon and I just wanted a watch you know what I'm saying because I'm a boss bench Yeah, and I just like I mean her like get making and then move

pamphlets from the edge of the dresser to the center of the dresser over and over and polite came And when he says for me and my chocolate husband, it's me, him and my wig. No one else, which is a nice foreshadow for the cheating rumors. Yes. So Mia talks about how transparent she is and Candace says, if Ashley was here, she would drink with you. Candace, I'm not buying this whole new Candace thing. She's such an ass. How's the mix makes me crazy. Yes. Make mansion, Candace.

Big mansion, Candace is the same as townhouse Candace. So then yes, you're still townhouse, Candace, ma'am. So then we go over to Ashley, who is crying. She's nervous about going to the hospital. Her emotions are obviously like all over the place right now. She's like said that she won't see Dean for a few days. And that like, this is, he won't be there only baby. She's like, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to the hospital to her emotions are obviously like all all over the place right now because she's like sad that she won't see Dean for a few days and that like this is he won't be there only baby anymore she's just basically like like a mask right because everything's just go like it's

understandable right so then 10 minutes later they're in the car and Michael's like all right we're off going to the hospital I hope you don't mind us put up some go pros because this is gonna be put in a sizzle reel For the film I'm producing here in the DMV the hotbed of film production Just get me to the hospital Michael. I'll make it feast in furious. It's called F9 as in What the F? Why the after this cost $9 million? I didn't realize. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Potomac.

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