Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

Episode Date: July 2, 2019

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Or if you're in Australia, happy day. Day. Happy day, guys. All right. Let's talk about some real housewives of Potomac. Yes. Oh, I love this episode. I felt like Potomac sort of like, this is sort of episode that we had like a lot of last season. So it was really nice to have something like this today

or last night. Yeah, it was really nice to have the mess back today or last night. Yeah, it was really nice to have the mess back. Yeah. It was really nice because last week was super depressed. Yeah. And so this week it was nice to just see some shady, petty shit going on. So thank you, Potomac, for all the shades you brought to this warm Texas day. Yeah, I said she, but I will call it she, she was messy this week. I mean, from the, like the entire episode was messy, it's really happy about it. And you know what, Candace really, you know, she gets under my skin with her, blotting her eyes, et cetera, et cetera. But you know, though, I have to give credit where credits do, she really stepped up and was

just, just super messy. She really was like earning her whatever it is they hold on Potomac champagne flute I guess you know she earned it she earned it. Yeah, she's a monster for sure She's she's a hell of monster. Yeah, like a little she's like a little Wolverine, you know, like a tiny little thing that's very vicious Yeah, a Wolverine with the butter knife if if Wolverine's hands were made out of butter knives instead of those like big start Freddy Krueger claws That would yeah, just little butter knife for my Kia. Yeah, yeah our main weapon and butter knife in a case a D I don't case a D I'm gonna cry that you So we know we're in for a treat because the episode opened up with like a weird color scheme

Like they added like a black and like it almost black and white filter and we just hear like the echoey sound You know where they're clearly gonna do like a scary scene and then dial dial that the clock back a week So we just hear a can of saying I invite her into my home. I gave her a beverage I almost went shopping for an orangeina for her and then couldn't find it and gave her a rather normal diet coke instead. I did that for her. I gave you a beverage. I feel like if I just want to work fast food just so I could say that to everybody I hate to come through the drive through. You know, I gave you a beverage. Oh, well, I would accuse you of being thirsty, but I know I gave you a beverage. Oh, well, I would accuse you of being thirsty,

but I know I gave you a beverage, man. And then it's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and have a show sounds from Monique's fish tank in her kitchen. Yeah, I know. Well, it's very exciting for those fish, then. The fish are like this week on our lives. Wow, so much intensity. And it's like a shot of Karen just clapping. This big, open, flappy clapping. It's like our hands were like a Venus fly trap.

She's just like, oh, OK, let's have a clap. She's actually catching flies. She is look at that I'm catching flies gonna raise money for my profit charity For flies my charity for me me myself and I incorporated Karen you know charity for Karen you come Fire purse for starving Karen. Yeah, so I'm asking you all to donate a dollar for every fly I catch in my clap. Okay, that's three, three flies, three dollars. Okay.

And then the horror music's like, yeah. And then you just hear it just so go, we need to eat the salad first. Could possibly beat the skier as part of the night. So then we go, then like, so we see see an exterior shot of Candace's mom's house and it's all black and white haunted house. Then it's like a week earlier and then it's all pretty in full color, like the same shot. And we are in with Candace and Chris in their kitchen and Chris found Candace's green tea, which apparently had been missing and was a cause for alarm.

And apparently the mom had put the green tea up high on a shelf in a form of very subtle specific trolling. My daughter's really pissing me off. I'm going to put her lipped in green tea on a high shelf she wouldn't think to look at, and that's going to be really entertaining for me. Yeah, I hope that she did that because it really does get under Candice's skin. She's like it figures She would do that. Oh my god another another thing on your list of why your mother's just a horrible monster She moved your tea. Yeah green tea misplacement Which is like well, I would spill the tea, but I can't find it mother

Yeah, and he's like can we put away would spill the tea, but I can't find it. Mother. And he's like, can we put away the packages? And she's like, I am extremely busy. I have been so busy. What are you doing? Yeah, what do you do? I haven't even heard about your weave line lately. Okay, your hair clip line or whatever the hell you're, you're pretending to sell. Get out of here with your hair.

What does Candace do? Really? So she right now is focused on, she on wanting to move out of this house. She wants to get a home of her own with Chris because earlier this week Candace and her mom were at a wedding and they got into an argument and Candace's mom's factor in the face with a purse in front of everyone. Candace's mother is literally an old lady in a cartoon now on a park bench. She's basically on laugh and she's Ruth Busy. She's Ruth Busy. Yeah. And they tell the story, they show the picture at the wedding and they close up on the purse.

They're like, the big red purse that hit Candace in the head. This purse is always good for once a season, causing some major off-screen drama. I mean, I think Candace has to maybe like, expunge it from the house. It has bad mojo. Yeah, because last year, the drama was that she yelled at Chris to hold her purse or something. Yeah.

And then they had this big fight, because she basically was like, you're a little bitch. Because he felt emasculated, but then she was also emasculating him. And it was like this big fight because she basically was like, you're a little bitch because he felt Amasculated but then he she was also amasculating him and it was like a big purse drama about like it was weird and This year she just got smacked in the face with it Which is probably what Chris wanted to do last year, but I knew he couldn't do that because it's not right to do that to I'm gonna have to do that to a lady. Yeah. Well, it's nice that her mom is trying way later in life to smack some sense into her daughter I'll give her that you know because sometimes you just never try. It's bad enough you raised this monster.

Okay. But at least you're trying some discipline now, you know, just ground her. Also, you know, I'm really, you know, furious at the people at that wedding. And did none of you guys have your cell phones recording any of this? Like, how do we not get to see Candice's mother Dorothy smacker with a purse like a like a little old Nintendo character you know yeah she's just jumping on her like a mushroom in Mario she's just like hopping right on top of her Candice does sort of look like one of the little Goombas you know the Galumbas oh Candice she

gets eyes like when she gets mad you know, so let's see here Chris is like let's not make decisions based on what you feel now Which is like I like I want to look for you mature for this relationship and also I don't have any money He's like I'm working on this cookbook of really because I think America needs to know how to make a quesadilla I don't think anybody can figure that one out I know also you're the manager at the restaurantI. I don't think anybody can figure that one out. I know. Also, you're the manager at the restaurant. So I don't know what food authority you have.

It's not the fact that you work in your food. He's like, once we can set a table with napkins, we can get a house. How about that? It's like baby steps. Yeah, exactly. They're putting everything into this cookbook right now, which has me, you know, a little concerned

because also, even if he does make the cookbook, and even if it is a good cookbook, is it really, is the cookbook going to like allow him to buy a house? I just don't, you know, I don't know how how strong cook sales are in general. I don't know if it's like house buy-in money, you know, from a cookbook when you're a newbie. Okay. Yeah, I was wondering about that too. I was like, how many case of deal books do they plan on selling? Yeah, I mean, like, the media is like a dying form, and he has to compete with bloggers and, you know, Theresa Giu-Dais. So it's a crowded field, Chris.

All I'm saying is, you know, consider Uber. Consider Uber. How about Candace Consider Uber? At least Chris goes to work, you know? Yeah. Candace is like, you know what I need? A break. That's what I need. God, I've been working so hard.

Yeah, I know, but nothing, making the turbines. So Candace is, she's like, they're gonna invite all the women over for a cookbook tasting. And Candace isn't sure if she wants to invite Ashley because she doesn't really like Ashley, but Chris is like, Chris oddly says that Ashley may have the most credibility with the feedback because Ashley has a restaurant, which a restaurant that it was announced last week is closing. So, Well listen, okay, you know, some things, some foods are addictive. Eminems, if you open an

Eminem restaurant, people would say that's a stupid idea, but they'd get addicted because Eminems are like little meth candies, you know? But people don't get addicted to kangaroo. And I just say, lesson learned. Lesson lesson learned. Lesson learned guys, you know, you try and you just miss. Like no one's gonna try and snore to kangaroo off a hookers butt, you know what I mean? Australian food just has not really been able to make inroads in LA.

There's that, I mean in America, there are a few Australian restaurants here in L.A. That are trying to do something. There's like a, I guess, little hand pies are big in Australia. Because I guess Australia does not have like a huge culinary tradition of its own, but it has, it does have culinary traditions. And I guess hand pies are like the thing. So there's that. But yeah, I just, unfortunately, Michael Darby and Ashley were not the ones to make the

splash in America. Yeah, you should have tried hand pies, okay? Maybe hand pie tried. Yeah, I have a hand filled with, maybe some hand pies filled with M&Ms. Don't say I didn't give you any good ideas. Yeah, I mean, honestly, like you were sleeping on that, Ashley and Michael, okay? Like, I mean, honestly, you were sleeping on that, Ashley and Michael. Okay, I mean, his name starts with an M, okay? And you could have rebranded her as Mashley

and then they could have been M&Ms, you know? Oh my God, a little Mashley-pie. Mashley-pie. You guys were fixing this whole restaurant. Keep it open. I know we're gonna get a food network show where we can line up restaurant tours and be like, okay, he is what you need need to do get rid of the steak on your menu and put in in M&M shaped like a steak all right now go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go And basically he's just like if the rest if the food's really good or if the chef is really good

I'll be like I'll give that all I'll give that five all suckers dick Five all suckers decks about that diners driving's and decks Decks decks and all suckers deck Tell you one thing I'm not gonna call it chopped if you get what get what I'm saying Because we're talking about Deak. Which I'd like to suck on my new show. I'd suck that Deak. I can actually see that being a show on Food Network unfortunately.

Yeah, the rate they're going. I have no- By the way Food Network, I pay for my YouTube TV and I record the barefoot Contessa and I do not appreciate you inserting commercials when I'm paying for this service. Thank you, jerks. Yeah, yeah, seriously. Like leave our Inaigarde moments,

let them be pristine. Let them be pristine. Andables, yeah. Okay, so let's go on a messy walk with Ashley, Robin and Jizz. And you know it was gonna be messy by the way. Sorry to interrupt, but I had to get this in before we went too far. You knew it was gonna be messy by the way. Sorry to interrupt, but I had to get this in before we went too far.

You knew it was gonna be messy because the B-roll that they showed before they were all, like, you know, like the transitional B-roll, they showed like a half-eaten leaf, like a caterpillar or a dunce, like it's a dying leaf. And then like a nasty, like spiderweb. It wasn't like a nice like, like, charlotte's web thing. It was like one of those weird things that's in a corner That's like has like little bits of deadly finit. I was like, what are they trying to say here? Okay, and then of course We got to like our various spiders and dead leaves aka Ashley Robin and just so

Yeah, and they're not even pretending that they're really exercising. They're rocking like so slow So you know they start they talk a little bit about their trip to New Orleans and stuff. And just like, I just want to know what's up with Candace. I mean, why? Why would you be this messy? Yeah. And Ashley's like, you know, I'm just so busy. I have so much going on. I'm performing at Gay Pride because last year when I released my single, we got so much buzz on the internet. Pride reached out to us. You know, gay people do have a lot of pride,

and God bless us, we should have a lot of pride, but we have a lot of pride in like gayness, but not necessarily in music all the time, I have to say. But we do love, we do love like ironic humor, you know? So like I think Ashley is a perfect fit Yeah, I think we were all more impressed with the bathtub honestly I mean that is a very nice bathtub. I also like when when Jacelle was like, you know I just don't know what went wrong with Candice and Ashley and like oh

I guess maybe you forgot when you got messy and you told Ashley what Candice was saying behind her back etc etc. You forgot starting fights? How interesting. I can't believe Jizal forgot that she started everything. Yeah and then on exactly and then like right on point then Jizal tells Ashley like oh yeah by the way yeah Kendice said that you got up and shared your entire testimony at Monique's baby rainbow party. And Kendra said it was a fake and a fraud and a real fake tears. And Michael was fake and he missed the story. It was like, hmm, I wonder why the rough tractors, Al, I wonder, I wonder.

And then of course, absolutely immediately is like, she minimized my miscarriage. She said, yes. And she said, Mike wasn't even there. So Robin's like, you know, Candace wasn't very nice but she's not wrong yeah I guess your Robyn's whole thing is like well her delivery wasn't good it was sort of like Juan bringing very dry eggs to me in bed but I understand why I should question her now will I question why my husband doesn't understand that X aren't vegan? I don't know, I'll think about that. So, now, Jacelle, they're just bringing up everything right now.

So, now, Jacelle is talking about Hamoni called Katie Amistad, which is this is such a game of telephone because, Jacelle thinks it was said in this awful, oh, she's a slave way when, it was like, that was not even the context. It was like a passing joke about Katie and Freedom, you know, all that stuff, you know? So I was like, oh God, I can't believe this

homicide thing is actually gonna become a drama. I know, well they're saving up their nets, you know? Just thinking they're not gonna have anything to fight about. And I think, just I'll probably told Rob and listen, you're gonna have to do something. Are you still showing people that junked out house that you haven't finished? Is that literally all you're doing like you're gonna get fired from the show? So yeah, let's do something. Let's have this like slave drama or whatever Yeah, yeah, I'm a

I'm a I'm a slave joke or whatever. Yeah, let's have a reference to a Spielberg film where Anthony Hopkins had a huge amount of mascara on. That was my takeaway from that movie. They put so much mascara on Anthony Hopkins. Oh, oh history. Hmm, this is the Grand Dom of commercial breaks. Time to take one.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya So So Ashley's having a fit you know about this like I guess she should and Just like you know money can I've worked really hard to get in a better place and I'm not gonna come after her I'm just gonna say you fucked up after her, I'm just gonna say, you fucked up, and we don't do that. Ta-ta-ha. Yeah, and she's, then of course, he has to be a mess.

She's like, well, Katie with her hair wrapped up, ba, looks better than you, Monika, on your best day, ya, on your best day, ya. Oh, my God, it's gonna get so messy and for such a stupid thing. So then, we now go over to Fred Astero Studios, where Count and Ray are showing up and Ray is like, well, you remember Fred Astaire from the old day?

And Karen's like, yes, I do. Oh, yes, it's great as hit song, Les Ades. Hmm, I love to fire up that old projector with a Les Ades, and watch hold Fred Astaire. Do the shimmy shuffles, shuffles. Fred Astaire, do the Shimishafor Shafaloo. Mmm. I love being annotated at home and I'm bingeing on a good television show and we wanted to remember Fred Astaire so Roy read me the book. Or Ray read me the book in the living room.

Mmm. Just as good as television. Doesn't need a plug. Mmm. Let me just how are we going to go dancing. So I faxed the studio and I said we'd like a reservation please And then I printed it out the confirmation on a dot matrix printer took about five minutes But I heard a lovely chirping the entire time Great it was like melodies birds. I caught my printer bird

My little printer bed. I'm just like Cinderella I caught my printer bird. My little printer bird. I'm just like Cinderella. Yes, when I get your rest actually several printers float around me and wrap me up in cloth. They pick rice out of the ash. So I can go to the ball. So Ray can't dance. Which is pretty shocking. I guess.

I mean, Lord was a tried to help him with his rhythm. Every day I load up our dual cassette Tandy stereo system and try to get him to do a little shuffle button. No veil. So then we go over to Monique's house and she's in a wedding dress and I'm like, what? I was like, are we renewing vows all of a sudden. Why do we have to sit through another bravo wedding? I did not pay for this. I know. This is a surprise wedding. I didn't even promote it. What's happening? There's a pool. I don't understand. Yeah, but it turns out she's doing a baby shoot in the pool, like a pregnancy shoot, which, you know, I mean, who doesn't want a picture of themselves pregnant in a wedding

dress, you know? I mean, I think times have changed so much. I mean, who doesn't want a picture of themselves pregnant in a wedding dress, you know? I mean, I think times have changed so much. I mean, back when I was born, I mean, I'm pretty sure that they tried to avoid that. My mom was always standing behind plants and stuff like that in her wedding dress. I mean, I remember that season of Sex and the City, you know, it's all about large handbags, but you know, I first, she was like, well, you know, I've done this for my past maternity shoots and this one, and I'm like, well, you know, I've done this for my past maternity shoots and this one, and I'm like, well, how about you just stop doing maternity shoots?

Because no one, I don't think anyone really cares about your maternity shoots. And I was like, I was rolling my eyes, and then, you know, so she's getting in the pool and they have this like, this photographer. They're treating it like they're about to do a shoot for like blue planet. Okay, they're like, we're going to find a Bailey Nuel down here.

It's like, no, you're just taking a photo. Although, even though it's being skeptical and I was like this is overkill, the actual photos I thought were really cool in the end. So, you know what? I learned something, okay? Well, that's why you hire photographers. That's why our next watcher craptons pictures are gonna be as wedding dresses and pools. We'll be like a shoday in the no-word-nory love video, where I think she was in a wedding dress underwater

or maybe a mermaid or maybe both. It's a mermaid pregnant in a wedding dress. That's our next our next album cover. It's our next show. Oh, we forgot to mention we have a new live show. It's going to be in the Marianas trench. So come find us. Yeah. So Ashley comes over because they're trying to be friends now. And let me say, well, you know, Ashley, I just wanted you to know that after I forgave you in New Orleans, I don't want to, I don't want to just keep rehashing things and rehashing things like how you completely fucked me over.

You know, I just want to stop talking about how mean you were to me, you know, just really fucking me over and my whole family. I just don't want to talk about you being an asshole anymore. Can we just stop talking about you being an asshole anymore. Can we just stop talking about you being an asshole? That would be so much fun. And now she's like, yeah, I'm very happy to do that because you know, things could get so much worse. It's almost like our first fight was a small tree you crashed into while you were drinking and driving.

And then if we hadn't fixed things, you would have crashed into a larger tree. You know, I was just being so judgmental when it really turns out that it's easier to be friends with an alcoholic. Yeah, so I'm really glad that we could do this. Turns out it's really not in my place to say something. If you've been drinking and driving and imperiling everyone on the roads, that's not my place to say something. And I've learned that now. You were really helping forest fires by getting rid of two trees actually, you know, stopping one tree in its infancy and then, you know, getting rid of the big tree. That was really good of you. So, glad we could become friends. Yeah, because you know, I think what I've heard is that when you're sober and you crash into things, your body tenses up, so if a sober person had crashed into that tree, they could have been really hurt. So it's actually really good that you were drunk and crashed into that tree and got it

out of the way for them. I'm sure the car company really appreciated you helping their safety ratings because God, no car is safer in to be drunk driving. I mean good for you. Yeah, and I'm just I'm just so glad that after you had four to six martinis That you got into a Bentley and not you know a death trap Well, just glad you could come to my pool so we could talk stop talking about how gay your husband is This is gonna be a great time. Oh I for a moment I thought you might be bringing a Michael, but then I remember that the idea had forgiven me, but apparently

she's she's saying all sorts of stuff about me behind my back, you know, she said my whole life is fake. Well, I mean, there, yeah, I mean, here's the thing, like I hate having to stand up for Candace, but the truth is that Ashley started off the season, being like all about like what she's all the holistic things she's doing to get pregnant. And I think Candace is kind of like, if you said you're doing all these things, but you're not doing them,

I'm watching you drink when you said you weren't even drinking. So you're kind of full of bullshit. So I kind of want to call a bullshit on you, you know? Yeah, and so Monique's like, I don't care, basically, you know, and actually he's like, well, okay, then you want to care? Because apparently you said the Cand is like, I'm a stod. And

she's like, uh, Katie, yeah, she's like, uh, I didn't say that. I don't think I said that. I don't think I said that. And then it cuts to her saying that. Yeah. But I think that she generally doesn't remember because it was such like, it was such an offhand, like little joke, right? It wasn't like, it wasn't like a whole even a monologue or an extended thing She just made this quick joke and even she even says in her in her interview that like it was referenced the Katie being a free spirit. She's like she's free like give us us free. She's free, you know so Oh god, so she's like why can't why can't people just stop coming after me? Why? Just let me be happy.

Yeah. So then, so now, the big takeaway, by the way, is that Namonique is mad at Candace, because it's like, why can't you just say that to me? My face. So then we go over to Dizel's Flip, which I actually think as flips go, well, we only see the outside, we don't even see the inside,

but it looks already much more promising than Robin's flip Robin's house I mean, I've seen gingerbread houses in better shape than Robin's house, okay? Least just bells has like a nice piece of land. I can see the I can see the like the upside of this house Yeah, and it's on yeah, it's on an acre so yeah And it looks like a single story house. And then from the back, it actually is like two stories. I thought it was really nice actually. Yeah, it's a beautiful house. And just I was like, well, therapy has helped me to do things that I wouldn't risk in the past. I was like, wow, therapy helped you buy a house. I don't know if therapy

is working. I don't think that that's a thing that comes out of therapy now. Yeah, like you go to therapy. It's like spend a million dollars! My house retail therapy. That's like really taking retail therapy. Yeah, you're paying your retail therapist and the therapist. You're wasting money, honey. Although I will say I bought three small board games with some Amazon points I'd saved up and they're arriving today. And I'm like, so happy. So it does kind of work. Yeah, it works. Next you'll be buying houses.

You'll just be buying houses online. You'll need a bigger house to fit your board games in, like, can't this. You know, that would be my dream is when I'm eventually a homeowner to have a board game room. That really is my dream. Just rooms and rooms. So does Boldgate.

I mean, now that I have a Subaru, I'm like really, I think I'm pivoting towards a suburban lifestyle. I think I can already feel I'm happening. Oh, by the way, people who are following my biological clock ticking. Yeah, I have a Subaru now. I got a Subaru. I feel really good about it.

I'm very excited. I'm so happy for you. Congratulations to a gay person. That's like having a new baby. Congratulations. It really is. I feel like I'm very in touch with my lesbian friends now. Ben, you've gotten so much buzz about your Subaru that I'm inviting learning about all these features that are in cars that are that have been made since 2006 So I'm like whoa, I was like blue tooth. This is crazy So let's go over to Ashley and Michael's house. They're getting rid of their pool table and Michael's like name We're gonna be the unfun couple like gotten news for you. Yeah, sorry at pool table is not exactly couple like gotten news for you. Yeah, sorry, the pool table is not exactly going to be the deal breaker in your sterile,

sterile antiseptic apartment. Yeah, don't worry, you might not be the fun couple anymore, but you are the couple with the husband who wants to suck a dick. So that's something. Listen, you're no longer, you might not be the fun couple, but at least now you're no longer that sad couple that thinks having a pool table makes you the fun couple At least you're not the boring couple, you know, I actually feel like you know I'm actually a little surprised at us Ronnie that we went basically

Three and a half seasons before we really started to clock Michael for that pool table I don't feel like we clocked him in the beginning too much like there's no reason why that pool table should have been right there in the center of that living room. That's actually, it was actually pretty hideous and ridiculous. Well, I mean, I feel like when you're pointing out someone's midlife crisis, it's important to start with the big things first, and the big thing is starring Humbush So. So, like, we didn't really need that much pool table talk, you know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, his midlife crisis is like driving her convertible

back and forth from the restaurant he bought. Yeah, or marrying her. So the other thing is that I also would have to say, like, I think if you had a foosball table, I'd be much more into that. I'd be like, oh, that's cool as a foosball table, but like pool, I don't know. I also don't like pool that much, I have to say.

So Ashley's like, my husband's like, I will not go down this path if you're dead. I don't know how much I've got about pool tables. That's why it's that's why I don't like pool. That's our route. It's like, let's turn down this pool table road. And I'm like, you know what? Don't have a lot of reference for that. So I'm just going to skip on that. And that's and that's why I don't like pool. So I was just like, I appreciate that my husband is an active person. However, we're embarking on parenthood together. I'm like, well, how does pool make you active? And that is some water aerobics bullshit if I've Yeah, yeah, I that's cheery. Yeah, yeah, and and and you just made a pun You like that pool you want more of X I said we did there

So Ashley is like well, that's gossip about girls because that's what every man wants to do instead of playing pool Michael is the shadyest gay on Bravo. And I don't care if he's gay or not. I don't even probably think he is gay, but he is so shady gay. And I love it that he just jumps right into talking shit about the girls. Yeah, are you referring to the fact that when Ashley

starts talking about going to dinner at Candace's house, Michael goes, what do you mean Candace's house? Did they buy a house? And she's like, actually I mean Candace's mom's house? Oh yes, Candace's mom's house Michael goes, what do you mean Candice's house? Did they buy a house? And she's like, um, actually I mean Candice's mom's house Oh, yes Candice's mom's house that makes more sense Ben That was a bin. There's a bin Ben, ooh Ben, what was it called in Australia? That was a hot meat pie

I'm closed And closed. So Ashley's like, one made me breakfast. Wow. Yeah, because it's, I don't even know if it's her birthday. I think he's just doing it to be nice because they're trying to, basically what happened was their kids are now old enough to use Google

and they Googled their parents and they found out that one and Robin are divorced. And Robin's like, I was frustrated that it wasn't something I was able to get in front of and explain. You like, what, it was frustrated that it wasn't something I was able to get in front of and explain it. You like, what? You had years to do that. Years. That's pretty bad. You wait for Google to tell your kids.

Yeah. So now they're just trying now they're trying to be all like happy, go lucky. So Juan makes this enormous actually plate of scrambled eggs with vegan butter, even though eggs aren't vegan and they just were like dry and crumbly like they're clearly were overcooked on a high flames just like you could just see they you know like when when scrambled eggs just like that crumbly shit yeah dry but there is something just so pleasing on a man's face

when he does a simple thing and is so proud of himself. Yeah. It's like when men are like, well, guess what? I changed to diaper. And everyone's like, well, congratulations that you're own fucking kid. Yeah, congratulations. You did something very simple, very, very simple.

Yeah, so they're, look, we're really happy tour is still in full force. Uh, then we go over to Monique and Candy ass having lunch together. And it's like, it's going to be a nice, peaceful lunch. Uh, but yeah, it's not going to happen with Candace this season. Candace came to play. Yeah. Candace is also wearing a black leather baseball cap, which I hate. I hate those caps. I don't know.

I feel like I'm surprised I've also gotten this far without really putting those on blast. I hate them. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Why do they exist? I like the touchpin in the back of your mind. Like, I can't wait to give it to those guys. Well, it's almost like I never even really thought about it, but I was just watching in

this scene. I was like, first of all, I don't like that you're wearing this cap in this restaurant, like a relatively nice restaurant. And I mean, I know a lady is allowed to wear a hat indoors. That's fine, but it just looked stupid. And then I realized every time I've seen that hat on anyone, I think it looks stupid. And then I just decided, I'm just going to graduate this up to, I hate them. So there. It's easier. Hate is easier than just mild distaste, you know, yeah, I hate hate. I'm a lover into hate or I'm not really like if I'm not really a mech kind of a person. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, hate those hats. Screw you. Yeah. I they're they're having lunch and Monique's like, you know, I really can't imagine that she was trying to, you know, put me in a bad light to the girls.

This must be a big misunderstanding. Sure. So she says, well, I just want to get this out of the way so that I can enjoy Chris's cooking. I mean, I know it's already an uphill battle, but, you know, we can try our best. I want to get this out of my way before I'm completely consumed at your home with wiping my hands on my shirt. I want to get this out of the way so I can have an open mind and have a case to do that has two pieces of meat in it.

Okay. Okay, we can do this now. So She basically just asked her you know, she's like well, I heard that you were upset that I said something About Katie being like almost odd what the hell and she's like You see her act like she doesn't know what she's talking about she's like know what she's talking about. She's like, I'm a star. Is that like, uh, is that a jewel? Is that a jewelry? Brie? I'm a star. Is that? Was that? Is that like a, is that like a, is that like a French stadium called like a stadium about friends? Ami's thought, but what I'm not familiar? What, what is this again?

Not oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I just said it in passing, you know, that you said you were saying that she looked rough and you compared her to Amistad and Monique's like, um, well if I called her rough, that's not calling her Amistad and then you know They will of course we see the clip of her calling her Amistad right and she's like well you might have said rough But what I heard was you implying that she looks like Amistad I'm like what? And she's like I wasn't I wasn't calling Katie a slave and Candace is what? And she's like, I wasn't, I wasn't calling Katie a slave. And Candace is like, no, no, no, I didn't say that. That's what, that's what Jacelle said. And then we see the clip of Jacelle being like,

Amastad, like a slave and Candace goes, yes. And she's like, well, I'm kind of regretting saying anything to Jacelle because she really doesn't like Moby, you know, I don't want to be in the middle of this. I'm like, wow, I'm kind of regretting saying anything to Giselle because she really doesn't like movie. You know, I don't want to be in the middle of this. I'm like, wow, you've learned from the best because that is such a Giselle thing to say. Yeah, the two of them are, you know, they've been doing that to each other all, all season long.

Like, ooh, I should not have told Candace. I never thought it would blow up like this. And every time they cut to, every time they cut to her diary room sessions, she's wearing that little fur top and it just looks like she has hairy boobs and it's so distracting to me. It keeps, keeps catching my eyes even though my brain knows that it's just fur but every time I see it I'm like oh my god what is that? Like it scares me every time. Very good. Yeah. It's distracting. It's what I'm saying. Okay, please think of me when you guys pick your outfits. Think of how I'm gonna feel a lot of wardrobe issues going on in this episode for us. Yeah, leather hats for boob covers. Yeah, I'm sure there's something else that will come up by the end of this recap. else that will come up by the end of this recap. So Monique's like, okay, well, I guess that clears it up.

You know, it's just the way that she brought it up to me was like, you'd thrown me under the bus and she's like, well, I don't know. I don't know what Jacelle's cooking up with Ashley, but in the moment, it did feel like you were pre-judging Katie. Okay, it felt like that to me. Sorry, sorry, you know, I mean, you were judging her based on her books It's like it's like what like what are you talking about Candace? She was saying that like and Monika's like no because she used to be very uppity And now she was like a free soul free person. That's basically what it is And Candace is just like not

Not like willing to accept it She and so that's that's what Monika finally is like, you know what, you're over here trying to pick me apart. Like your mom does to you, which is like a big trigger point. It's like all of a sudden it's like an invisible purse just smack canvas on the face. Yeah, she's like, um, that is not cool to bring up my mother and compare it to someone you think is a bitch. Not okay. I'm like, okay. So that's where you're gonna take this now. Now you're gonna make it that she's calling your mother a bitch. Come on!

Yeah, exactly, exactly. So then we go over to Candice's house where Chris is cooking his quesadilla. And I was like, oh god, I need a cookbook. Could never have figured that out. He's really like cheese on a pan. He's really rolling out like all the, bringing out the big guns for his cookbook, for his big national display,

case ideas, killing it, killing it. So he's like, why is everybody late? And she's like, when people give you an arrival time, it's rude to arrive at that time. You have to arrive 30 minutes after that time. Throw yourself down a flight of stairs, Candace. That is so wrong. Where did she even get that notion from?

But that's so Candace too. It's like, you're supposed to be rude. That's how it works. What is she talking about? That makes me so mad that she actually intends to get there I mean I understand for parties being fashionably late. I get that. You don't want to be the first one there But a I think also when you're older you start to realize first in first out first of all and then Also, but if it's like a dinner party or or something like that like beyond time bitch beyond time

Yeah, come on lady or something like that, like, be on time, bitch, be on time. Yeah, come on, lady. So everybody starts arriving. Robin is actually first, which is shocking because she's always late. I know Robin's been pretty good. I think she was first to arrive last time too. Wow.

I love that we're watching what Robin does, like when she arrives. Like every episode, like, well, Robin was on time, good for her. We're gonna keep, we're keeping a journal. For a very important show, people really need to know how many times Robin has arrived on time. But I cannot miss what's at Grappings.

I'm always on time. So yeah, so then just I'll show it up. And so they start like grazing on the on the apps, including purple potato skins, which Jacelle actually like loves, which I'm a little surprised at. I mean, I can't tell if she's fake, me or not, since she does like Candace now, but I feel like Jacelle has been pretty good about when something is, is like, not great. She's pretty honest about that, I think.

Yeah, but she's also about to start a big huge fight. So like in her mind, she's about to drop a big bomb. So she's just, you know, she likes her extremes as well. She's a leopard-hater too. She's like, oh my God, I love this. I cannot wait to throw you both into the bus today. It's gonna be so fun. She's just giddy.

She's excited for her, for a big, you know, throw under the bus day. Yeah, is it also, by the way, that hard to, like, I mean, it's, a bit of skin is pretty, it's hard to mess up. I mean, it's like, it's a forgiving snack. It's just pretty much always taste delicious. Well, it's no quesadilla, you know,

given that, it made difficulty terms, you know. It's got some difficulty pull its to earn to become as difficult as a quesadilla. And Robyn's like, wow, I had to drive so long to get here. It's like you're shaming for your shaming somebody for like actually living in the city. Yeah. It's kind of funny. And she tells Chris, she's like, wow, you really yourself as he brings something out of the microwave. I mean, it's better than me. So,, so Jizal is like, I get why I actually likes Chris so much. It's not the brown penis, it's the food. Well, it could be the brown penis, she doesn't really eat that much.

Sorry, I had to get out of my bed. I was like, oh, I'm cramping. Now I'm on the floor. Whoa. Being in my mom's house, trying to figure out how to do like a sticky flicker moment. That's all I wanted. Yeah, that's all I wanted. Okay, ding dong.

Purple potato skins. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So Robin and Jiselle start gossiping right away. She's like, so Robin's like, so she was just like, okay, I'll come. And Candice is like, yeah, well, you know, she's Ashley, so sheins like so as she was just like okay, I'll come and Candace is like Yeah, well, you know she's she's Ashley says she's gonna give us a little fake moment and she's all goes

Well, I can't let you say that because not everything about her is fake. I can't let you do that Mm-hmm and Candace is like well her hair is real but everything else is fake Yeah, and basically Robins like I just think it's weird Candace that you have such a, for lack of a better word, hard on for Ashley's life, which then segues into finally an open discussion about what Michael said at that party that they went to for Uncle What's His Face. So essentially that Michael said he wants to suck a dick, right? So, Candace is like well this is what I heard and Robin's like oh my god I thought I heard that but then I thought I was hearing things. I can't believe it Yeah, I think I thought I was dreaming which is why immediately went on camera to talk about it to America I never would have said anything

Also the way that she's telling the story is weird because she's like well We were talking about restaurant stuff, and then something came up about sausages, and Michael said that he would suck a sausage. Recall, Recall, I was like, what is... So he was saying he'd suck a sausage? Like, what is the story here? Did he say, yeah, Juan, I suck his dick,

or was he saying, oh, yeah, I'll take a sausage. I'll deep-throat that sausage. What is the story I need to know? Yeah, it's all like a little, it's all a little odd because it's basically Michael, what it seems like they're piecing it together. He was saying that he would suck someone's dick and it was a husband in the group.

But then it's like, Candace, she's getting into it. Her issue is that she, you know, she's tired of being accused of coming up to Ashley for no reason. And she's like, I do have a reason which is that she thinks that Ashley, Michael, or putting up a sham facade of a marriage, which I get. But at the same time, it might, it's possible it's still not a sham. I mean, they could just have like a very open relationship, you know, that like Ash is cool with. Like, like they might do some weird shit,

like have three ways and the third partner is a guy or, you know, another couple. So, I mean, maybe it's like, I mean, maybe it's like normal for them. It's hard to say. It's hard, it's hard to say. Hope it's not too hard, because Michael will try and suck.

Look, here's what I've learned about asking people about marriage. say it's hard it's hard to say but it's not too hard because Michael try and suck look here's what I've learned about asking people about marriage okay I don't ask people about their marriages because sometimes they start telling you yeah listen there's nothing worse than that okay yeah you guys do you okay I need to know anything about it lie to me all you feel like it yeah and the now the other thing that is getting under these women's skin is that after Michael made this comment that Ash and Michael disappeared for 30 minutes. So were they disappeared? Have sex? Did they disappear? So he could suck someone's dick? Or did she get him out of there? Because she wanted him to scuttle him away from the cameras? What could it have been?

Yeah. Did she like take him out to yell at him? Probably. Yeah. So, um, let's, it's so Karen comes, you know, and she and Chazal give each other fake little kisses and Karen's like, this is the first time I've seen her. It's snow, um, it's just best to keep it moving. Okay. I can keep it cordial. Um, and then Monique shows up and stuff and, uh, Chazal tells us that she's not gonna like they're not gonna talk about the Amastod stuff tonight because we have breaking hot off the press penis sucking news So they start eating the food and Robin goes Chris were the napkins. Yeah, still no napkins the napkins. Yeah, still no napkins. Still no napkins. So Katie and Ashley arrive and Ashley is very, you know, Ashley's like like your turbid or wait, who's wearing a turban? Oh, Candace.

Candace is a foreign turban. Boycotting her edges. Sorry, I messed up my notes there. So Ashley's like, well, I feel apprehensive, but I want to give her the opportunity to say things to my face. Like, you don't really give her much of an opportunity. She starts right in. Yeah, exactly. So they are, but before they start in,

they're sitting there and they're still like small talk. And Karen is acting like she is a judge on Chopped, speaking of food network She's like hmm. I'm not a fan of dark generally, but you've been able to take away the fatty oily taste So, uh, yes, I I could see you moving out to the next round. Yes. Yes. Good job, Chris I'm assuming that you used one of those new fangled machines the microwave Like having dinner in the same room as a spaceship. Have you heard of this George Foreman grill?

It's actually a grill that has been designed specifically by the Boxing Grade George Foreman celebrity. It's one of a kind. We have one. So they bring up wine immediately now. Yes. Money's like, oh no, I'm not drinking wine. Look, but you're allowed to have a glass of wine if you're pregnant. Robyn's like, I did.

I had a glass of wine below his pregnant. And then Ashley jumps right in and she, well, you know, apparently it's bad that I have a glass of wine, even when I'm not pregnant. So it's like, oh, God, she's just like ready to go. She just is like not even gonna wait for Candice to start up. She's just gonna start it. So Candice is like, you know, all I was saying is that the surgeon general says consuming alcohol and cigarettes is frowned upon.

That's it. Like, oh, okay, Candice, like you've been sitting there on like the personal blog of Sea Evercube and Jocelyn Elders. Okay, just like relax, the surgeon general. You know that she went to look for evidence after she got caught in all that mess. She went to, she went online to look for evidence and it's like the surgeon general, sat in.

No, yeah, she read it off of like goop.com or something. Yeah. So then, yeah, so then Ashley's like, but you didn't let it go, you won't let it go. Why do you, like you're not, never letting it go. I'm like, well, Ashley, you're the one who actually brought this up, but we'll just, we'll just go forward. Yeah, they let it go. You won't let it go. Why do you like, you're not never letting it go. I'm like, well, Ashley, you're the one who actually brought this up, but we'll just, we'll just go forward. You have to let it go. She let it go. It's over

leaving in no. So Ashley is like, you had to bring it into the group, didn't you? She goes, well, it's always brought up in the group, you know, and then just I was like, don't bring us into this. I never said anything like that. I'm like, I can't point to the exact scene, but I'm pretty sure that you brought it up a few times, right? Right? Yeah, this is you, this is you, just out. Yeah, but she is really good at faking it, you know?

Because part of this, I just forgot that just I'll start it all this. Yeah, you know? She really started a lot. She just has such a nice smile, a little fun personality. Then she tricks me tricks me and then the next week I'm like Then Ash is like and on top of everything else you have the nerve to say that my husband was faking his tears at Monique's party If Monique is like um, can we just have this salad first? Can we just have the salad? I'm hungry

That's my that's my story this season. I'm hungry. Give me the salad. Oh, an iceberg salad. Great Chris. Can't wait to read about this in your book. And Candace starts to answer her, but Ashley just jumps over her. And she's like, let's get the elephant in a room. And she's like, the elephant is on the table. She's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What do we do to Ashley's restaurant? Hey.

So she's like, yeah, the elephant is on the table and Listen, I feel like Michael was just putting it on there. I said it's like well, who would he put it on for? She's like the congregation and cares like we're going to church now One of the Christ So yeah, Ashley's like well, why were your eyes people on my section my area? Why are you looking at the first place? She's like, well, you had the mic and you were giving us speech. She's like, at this point, Candace now has grasped her butter knife

and is pretending to be Asherly and is using the butter knife as like a little microphone. So she's mimicking Asher with the butter knife. So the knife is now in play. And Asherly knows that she's not getting the canvas because Candace is staying really calm. So she just she she knows exactly how to trigger her. So she's like how are you telling me you know why my body is feeling when you're at your mother's house having dinner for all your friends. This is your mother's house. Look what does this have to do with

your miscarriage? I know I like that like point A had nothing to point B like how could you tell me about my body when your mom owns your house? So then I think anyone who watches housewives has Attendancy to act like this when they're in the confrontation Because Candace is obviously seen real housewives housewares real housewives of kitchen. I'm yeah Beverly Hills and just jumps up and she's like Do not talk about the husband Yeah, like Grab Kim's Richards Richards throat

She's like you will not talk about my mother in my home You all not talking about my mother in my home And then she starts just banging the table You know with a butter knife, you know Get the fuck out, get the fuck out And like pointing her knife at her And Chris has to drag her away And she's pushing Chris's face

Like no, I'm good, let me add her away and she's pushing Chris's face like no I'm good let me add her and then she just throws the knife in Ashley you know I was actually surprised because on other housewives shows you know it would be like she is trying to stab me with a knife you know it would be like you know that like Brandy on Dallas would be saying that about Leanne like she picked up a knife and tried to stab me with it. She threatened to kill me. Yeah, remember the whole hands thing. Like she's so violent. She threatened to kill me.

The reason why I actually mentioned Leanne is I wanted to segue it because this is where Potomac left off. It was like a to be continued, which was really good. And I was like very into this fight. But the reason why I actually am segueing to Leanne is because in case anyone missed it, we re-grammed it on our Instagram today. There was a crazy moment at Gay Pride yesterday where I guess I don't know, maybe Bravo assembled some of the Bravo Lebanese but there was a production van and it was sort of like the most ideal, like perfect new cast for a provost show Kelly Dodd

Sonia Morgan, Tinzley Mortimer, Reza and Leon Lackin in a van together. Did you watch did you see this Ronnie? No So they're in the van and all we know is like we like just Kelly Dodd starts recording and this is a video that Kelly Dodd took And it's just like mid-fight and basically Sonia and Tinsley are screaming at each other's their drunk and Tinsley is like, well, when I you know, I just like I just came to your house and I was like bad by a man and you didn't take me in and they're basically rehashing Tinsley coming to Sonia when she just moved back to New York and Sonia is just like Sonia just dismissing her and then Kelly Dodgers goes hey Sonia say you don't touch the Morgan letters do it Sonia Do it she's just trying to get into impersonation out and Resa's like

You guys that's a Persian don't have this fight ready do it and keep it in the van Don't do it outside the van keep it in the van and then at one point Liam Locke and he's riding shotgun She just like turns on she's like y'all be quiet back there. It's like the most chaotic loud Ridiculous combination of Bravo stars. It was amazing They all just raises Oh my god, I have to go watch that. It's really great That's really great. Well that brings us to the end of Watch What Grabboos! Thank you guys so much for listening. Go over to our website, watch whatcrapons.com for ticket links and merch links.

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