Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Burnt Toast

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

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I'm Ronnie, guess what I'm with? It's fair of handsome. You're gonna see him today, because it's a crap and it's a sentiment video recap day. It's handsome, the sparkling eyes. Oh my God, is that a huge heart? It's coming right through the camera. It's handsome, the sparkling eyes. Oh my God, is that a huge heart? It's coming right through the camera. It's been, hi, Ben.

Oh my God, hi. That was so sweet of you to say. What a nice intro. What a nice way to start the week, Ronnie. You're always my nice way to start the week. Okay, I spent the whole day with the toilet, re-affixing toilet paper roll holders and bathrooms, okay? That was my morning. So, man, I saw you and I was like,

geez, I love that guy. I had a bougie morning. It's raining here in L.A. Did it get sunny? Is it getting sunny behind me? I'm so mad. Well, it was rainy in L.A., which is very special when it rains because it happens once every 10 years. And I had a bougie morning, I put on a rain coat, I went to the farmers market, I was like, this is going to be delightful. I'm going to a farmers market in the rain. By the way, it turns out that's not an easy experience because you are like getting rained on and I had an umbrella and then you are holding bags, you're trying to pick up things and you're trying to juggle it. And people are just staring at you as you nearly knock everything over. So my Bougie experience was like a little less elegant

and refined as I thought, but I came home and you set me the most exciting text ever, which is that Kathy Hilton dropped a heart on my sushi post about making pan sushi dynamite. Well, she dropped a heart on a comment. On a comment. No, but still to me, it's like that, that comment was on the post and so that therefore the heart exists on the post.

I just was very happy. So it's just really a great day so far. Oh, so funny. I know. I was like, why did you send that text to Ben right now? It's two minutes before we record. And I knew that meant that you were going to be whipping up the laptop and be like, where is it? Where's Kathy?

I was. Well, because I was so confused. I know. I was like, I see you even in my head. I know what you're doing. I was like, I was like, the Kathy. I was waiting until later. I thought Kathy Hilton liked the actual dish I made, which confused me so much, but she

liked someone's response to it, which was also equally as exciting. Well, there you go. Anyway, the point of all this is welcome to the show, everybody happy Monday to you. Hope everybody's doing great. Hope you're going to go out and vote. Tomorrow, we've been getting lots of voting texts. So whoever sold our phone numbers to the fucking politicians, thank you for that. That's been super fun. Thanks, Jen. Okay. Thanks, Jen. Shaw. Um, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I just got one right now. And it says, it says, men, the time is running out. We need a good ambassador for Surrey County. And we need your food to ensure that she stays in office. Press O101 to make sure Karen Huga is your ambassador.

Signed the ground arm. Your boob, Sather, good place to grow and live. Part of the $3,000 budget. Mine says, hi, Randall. I'm Louis Abrinson, the scientist running to serve you and stay assembly. Oh, the scientist. Well, I don't know if I'm even worthy of getting this fucking text, Louie, okay? Now get your shit away from a text, Louie. I don't care who you are or if you're a scientist, okay? Here's some science. Send me one more text.

I'm just gonna start texting, fuck you stupid. Every five minutes, I'm gonna go stand on the corner and y'all don't vote foris, okay, down with science. And listen, I live in Texas. That'll be a very popular sign to twirl on the corner. I got excited because I thought I got one from Vice President Kamala Harris, but it was actually just from Nigel with the Democrats saying that she's coming to town. Oh, here's Lisa.

Hey, hi, here's Lisa. Hey, hi, it's Lisa. A volunteer for the California Democratic Party. Karen Bass, I'm just turning your everyone to shut. They do all kinds of like, shout and bidore. Like, you know, Karen Bass is fighting for the Democrats. Ah, wow, learn more here. Ah, David, I'll tell you who didn't fight for me.

David. Ah. Wow, learn more here. And David, I'll tell you who didn't fight for me. David! And... California can do better, David. Um, so this is Real Housewives of Potomac Day, a big, big fighting day. Man, they're really, oh, also take a seat at tonight. That's our live show on Spotify Live. So come join us for that. That's at 7pm Pacific time. All right, we'll be there. Anyway, back to it. It's a video. Hi, everybody. So I think I've, I'm out of it.

Sorry, we're like 10 minutes in here. We haven't said shit. But it's Ross was a Potomac day, big day because they're still trying to push this Chris stuff on every penny. And you know, Candace is still trying to push dream bot. What's her thing called dryback or video? It's called A-the-space Deluxe. Deep space. Deep space.

Even deeper, even spaceier. Yeah. Deep space. Deep like the 99 cent upcharge on the regular deep space. Okay. Get some bigger fries the regular deep space. Okay. He gets a bigger prize with this deep space. It's the biggie size. You know, if she deluxeifies it, you know, like, like, seven more times, she might even

get to deep space nine. Can't do it! No, please. Okay. That was, of course, the Star Trek reference. Oh, yeah, I'm not a Star Trek person. I can't. I've tried.

I've tried many times because I like science fiction, but Star Trek, I don't know. It's the foreheads. So foreheads for me. So speaking of, let's get into Real House War, superchomic, the Boon session. Well, it's one hour later, guys. was to put you make the burn session. Well, it's one hour later, guys. It's like kind of day, okay? Just guys, it's just one hour later. I have that lump behind me, that dog to talk to.

That's it. Okay. I haven't seen that. How's Brewer's like, by the way? Some lumping around a little bit, you know, but he's getting extra treats. So I think he likes it. I don't know, do dogs fake it? Because I feel like sometimes he walks fine and then sometimes he's like,

but do you have a pretzel? He starts like that. He has an appointment this week. And that's how I do it. Okay, the point is we're doing this recap. And it's going to be great. Fine. So it's one hour later since Ashley found out that her separation and pending divorce

was leaked to all the world. And now she's showing up at Candace's house, like fresh in the middle of all this. And Candace's happened to receive her and she says, you know, I became a part of this group because Ashley introduced me to these girls and we're both young, both cute, we're both black women in the pageant world, but we don't have fun when Ashley chooses to be a hoe. Yeah, just sort of pivots right into that. Yeah, because this is Candace first half of the season and it happens every year where Candace is like so fun and charming and nice. You know, so I left you first candy season. Glad to have you back. And she's wearing a couple things.

She has that woodstick bowl thing from Home Oak goods. I have that woodstick. You know what I'm talking about? Did you notice it? Surely you noticed it? Twigs. Twigs kind of put together. It looks like a, like a, a witch.

Sarah Mona, like, you're going to burn like a baby in there or something. I have that. I didn't realize that like, I was going to burn a baby until I put that in the center of my table. And I was like, I just caught my sweater on this. I'm not even blessed to it. It's like the thing is, you're like, I'm pagan now. I turn pagan. Yeah. And then I started getting all these texts about voting. I was like,

damn it. Those are witchy pagan Democrats. This is Joanne, and I'm here to tell you about Matilda. She has a wonderful weekend and we need her representation. Please send five dollars. The country needs you our Coven is going to die. Please send $5 right now. And the second thing is this diary room, like she has this like little red writing hood thing she has. It's cute. You know, I like that she takes chances, but I don't know that I need to best with that

little right. I mean, little red writing hood shouldn't be as scary as like the wolf, you know what I mean? I wouldn't fuck with this little red riding hood. It's Candace, okay? You got her grandma's house. Her grandma will hit you in the head with the purse. Okay, I'm scared of this little red riding hood. Yeah, and just always remember, nice doesn't mean good.

So they're eating snacks. Different foods. And I appreciate the effort. It's nice, it's different. I just know there's a theater nerd out there who's like, Damn it, so quick. You did.

Through their iPhone across the video. You did the right thing. I'm famously very bad with lyrics. Like I cannot quote a lyric in a vacuum for the life of me. And I mean that both like when I'm not hearing music or if I happen to be sucked into a vacuum, I would not be able to quote a lyric either. But um, hey, anybody here, that guy in the vacuum, try and sing Rianna. It's into the words not onto the words vacuum person.

vacuumed person. So they're pretending that they like each other. And Candice has kind of the kind of charcuterie that you would expect. It's like sushi, but then cheese and then like a bagel of stick. It's just like a Snickers bar. It's kind of kind of thrown on there. Yeah, it's like she basically took about three steps into the supermarket and just took all the stuff at the end of caps that were nearby and then just left. That's what I do. She really, I found out that someone who literally just did that after my bougie, like I had my bougie farmer's market experience, like fuck I'm going to the supermarket. So Ashley is talking about this whole situation with the divorce and everything.

And she's like upset because like she and Michael had a timeline and they're gonna release a joint statement and everything. And she's like, yeah, any fluid of Vegas, even though he just had it assectomy on Friday and he's been ignoring me. By the way, do we think he had it assectomy? I feel like he didn't have it assectomy. Well, he wants to have assectomy because he thinks that she's trying to trick him into more babies. So I thought that way it's correct. Well, I thought that way it's correct. But what if he says he had a vasectomy

and that way if there's any babies that pop up, he's like, can't be more baby. Oh, no, it looks like a tiny goal, but all he had a vasectomy can't be more and more baby. But you know, I think he got a vasectomy. I don't see why he would put himself in that position. Why would you want to trick Ashley? Well, it couldn't be more of a baby. He doesn't want like a secret baby. He has to pay for the babies. That's the whole reason he wants to protect

himself from more of a... He's basically... He's not worried about the babies. He's worried about the monthly payment for each additional. Yeah. I guess so. I'm like... I'm just like... The sex of me there. I'm like, I'm just like, the sex being there. I'm like, but why would he go to Vegas after his second be so soon? Because you get a new toy, you want to try it out. He's probably going to Vegas spring every goddamn building. It's just like a golem spray up and down the strip. Like there's window washers are up early.

And you found the Bellasio. It's like, there's window washers up early. He knows the ballaccio. It's like, yeah. It's Andrea Bacciol. No, no, no. No, no. Yeah, Michael, just like. They're just like people from Cirque de Soleil spinning around in it. Visit the fountains and don't worry about getting the baby. Also, Ashley, I haven't hung out with you in a year.

Do I really need this first thing? Eat your sushi and your cheese and your twig. You know? Ashley sits right down. It's like, yeah, you know, everything. We're getting a divorce. He was leaked on the internet. Also, Michael got a second. And then he went to Vegas, which I really don't, okay, you know, what calmed down. Let's start with like, do you like cashmere? Is it overrated?

Do you think this is the season when Corduroy comes back? So I'm talking about the book, of course, Corduroy. And so Ashley's, they're talking about, Candace is like asking about the separation. Now she's like, oh yeah, no, no, no, we can be in the same room. We're just camping the same bed. And like, they're just camping in the sexual activity.

And, but, but apparently if he does, Blue John you and you don't reciprocate, that does not count as sexual activity. So we're okay on that front. Also look, I know, you know, we don't like getting too in the politics, but I think I can generally say politics are so fucking stupid. And next time I get one of these texts, I'm gonna send this clip,

what the fuck do you mean? You can't get separated, but you can't live in the same house, but if you are living in the same house, you can't be in the same bed. Well the fuck are you the telling? Get the hell out of here. Stop, that's my reply out of here. Stop.

That's my reply to this text. Stop. Okay. Which kind of love is on? Which man wrote that law? Yeah, seriously. And who's enforcing that? Who's coming in to enforce that?

Please. Oh God, don't ask. It just, it does feel old-fashioned. It's probably like so. A fancy chick from Fox, Nancy Grace. Oh, her. Did you have Fox now? from Fox Nancy Grace. I heard that you were sleeping in the sun bed as the gold. So what do you got to say about that, missy?

My precious. So Candace is in a funk guys. And Ashley has this weird response for she goes well actually like this friendship group Like it really helps you get out of that funk and she's can this is like this friendship group is why I have to cancel IVF Like I'm in this funk because of this friendship group. Okay. Y'all stress me out. You gotta love campus I can't I have to cancel IVF because of this group. I cannot conceive a child because of this group of girls. And Ashley's like, well, did you and Jizal talk

at the Family Fund day? And she's like, no. She says, well, has Chris thought that maybe if you just says, I'm sorry, I made you feel uncomfortable. Maybe that would go a long way. And she's like, no. And long way and she's like no. And she said she's like why? Like what's so hard about just saying you felt uncomfortable. I'm sorry, you know, and Candice goes, no, he doesn't feel comfortable with that. Like oh my god. How modern is this conversation? It's like, oh, you're uncomfortable.

Anybody flown lately? No. So what do we have to be fucking comfortable all the time? That's ridiculous. It's like the greatest sin. Like, you made me uncomfortable. Yeah. I mean, we did just watch like six years of Michael Darby on TV.

I don't think like, I mean, I think the people who are the most uncomfortable are us as the audience at this point. So Candace is just like, he doesn't want to be around anymore because of Giselle, and I know Giselle, and I haven't sat and listened to Giselle, I mean, I've sat and listened to Giselle's scheme and plan she down against around people in the group, and you know Giselle to you,

and you've known her longer than me, and you're closer to her, so that's your friend. And she's like, yeah, I mean, that's true. I mean, she does have so much secrets up in that box. Up in the box of hers. And she taps that her head.

I was like, I wonder, does she know about the box? So Candace is like, Candace, you were fine with those shenanigans being planned against people you didn't like, okay? You can't act like some innocent victim whose character and fertility are under attack. Well, your character is, your husband's character is your fertility.

Smot. Yeah. And by the way, Candace and Candace is such a rumour spreader also, by the way, she just doesn't like it when it comes around to her. And you know, case in point right here, I mean, this is like a light room. Or so it's fine, but she's like, Oh, I heard you were already up in these streets. I heard you were down in a restaurant with a hockey player, which goes to show that Ashley apparently has a toy.

Kids. Or that it was Luke and they've been carrying on longer than they're letting people know. And now people are just kind of finding out. I mean, don't you think that's a little coincidental? A hockey player? Right. On the street, really?

But that's what I thought, too. I was like like it was either or Luke has been going on for a long time or Ashley just loves hockey players does not account for Michael Derby, but maybe money first hockey player second is the priority. Yeah, maybe you know, you never know. Here's what I do know you are wet and hot dish. Okay. So she's they're laughing and she's rolling around on the floor and She's like oh, it was just very very casual. You know, I was out with my friends and there was a guy there and He saw that the bar was made out of wood and then he started knocking on it and then goo started to come out

I said if you thought of getting this bar of a sector me. It was sect to me, it was just tapping for maple there, okay? Yeah, but like at the same time like, you know, I'm gonna like come bear everyone to Michael, you know I'm like, you know because Michael, you could talk about anything like you could talk about aliens and like Not everyone can like talk about aliens So like if you can't talk about aliens and you can only like make maple syrup out of the bar then like, I don't know, pay the bills, keep it moving. Yeah, she says, doesn't she say like you can talk about anything you want but he better pay that bill? Oh, I thought it was because I went back and listening because that's what I thought at first.

I went back and I felt like the way she was saying was like, I'll compare everyone to Michael. And he's so smart and that he can talk about aliens. And if you can't talk about aliens and let's get the bill and let's get out of here because I don't want to do this anymore. Either way, both versions, both kind of match for Ashley and they both are equally sad. Either way, I'm really glad I'm not doing it with Ashley. Yeah. and they both are equally sad. Either way, I'm really glad I'm not that doing it with Ashley, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. So the, um, Candace is like, you see, stuff I don't even want comes right to me, comes right to me. And she's like, yeah, well, you know, speaking of gossip, all these people are always telling me so much about Karen and Ray.

And she's like, oh my God, she used to think that she was sneaking out of town to go to restaurants and I was like, bitch, I see you. And has she's like, by yourself? And Candace is like, well, with someone that wasn't Ray, anyway, so you deserve to go out and do stuff, okay, safely. But I'm like, Candace just quietly just drops it out there? Oh yeah, Karen's having an extra matter of marital affair Anyway, moving on. Yeah, that's candy since she can act like the victim the rest of the time She's just making sure she's got her storyline setup going, you know It's like to do lists like get the Karen shit out there

Have a fake makeup with Ashley so we can fight again later And she tells us Ashley seems to be doing just fine. She doesn't need old balls. She deserves young tight balls. Balls don't have to do with your age. Okay. I don't know who taught you about balls, but that's not how they work. And if they're too tight, Chris is probably taking steroids. Okay? That's all. Let's not talking about ball skin. Okay? I've had the balls of a 90-year-old in your estimation for my whole life. You know, I think maybe Pox would be the better analogy here too. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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in this family, meh, meh, where's the halbings? So they all gather. Okay, meh, glad you got your, this is a family who enjoys center pieces story out there. So her kid kid Juliana's screaming about her foot, my lamb is eating my foot, I don't know what that means. But she's like, Mommy, you know why I'm cutting my cornbread? Because I'm very sick with a mystery illness. No, because I don't want to choke. So they start talking about opening their 25th,

crack the back, cracky, cracky, backy, backy, crack in the back company, hero, whatever. The joint, the joint chiropractic crack, a lack of lack of crack, a lack of crack, a lack of, they're opening it up and they're just like talking about it and she's like saying, he says lucky number 29, which I don't know if 25 is always lucky number but I'm making

a lucky number. And the involvement of building out a new baby is taxing the least especially if you can't find your centerpiece. Not to mention the kids are running the ranger and my house is a concern. I just don't know if I'm coming or going unless I'm on a beach with G. And then I know exactly which one of those words I am doing. Pray for me. So Julianna is like, Mom, we're going to do this thing. Well, I'm going to dance and he's going to dance.

And then you tell us if the dance is better at the dance, it's like it's called the dance off go. Okay, go. I'm watching. I'm watching and then she doesn't pay attention to the rest of it. And then she starts screaming at the top of her lungs because she is being ignored. Okay. And I can't wait 20 years down the line with Juliana's on this show.

And she's like, my mother completely in ordained during the dance off. And she's going to be for it to be. Yeah, that will definitely be a storyline that comes up. It's like, just realize that you just gave me all that she could give. So, um, so Gordon's asking her about how her, like her mystery illness, how that's going. And she's like, well, she tells us we have ruled out cancer, thank the Lord.

Now we have to get these lymph nodes a little bit of time. And you know, just like, praise God, they're gonna tell me it's a fluke hold on. I just got a text message. Mosquito bites. There it is. I have mosquito bites. Wow, that was scary.

I like that Gordon phrase too. He's like, well, look, there's an elephant in the room. Okay, your health stuff. And she just looks at him like, excuse me. You know, if you're gonna make me, you too are gonna try to make me recount all the bullshit that I've been spouting on this show, sir. And he's like, well, come on, it has been going

not a long time. And we don't have answers to everything, but at least some of the bad things we've ruled out right and she's like So she comes up with like with a list so then She decides that now she can chill now that at least counters off the table So I'm gonna fight the goose to Miami and she's like well my amy is important to me because I was when I was adopted I was taking on my was taken to Miami and I went on a girls trip

with G14 years ago and it goes down to the dirty south. It's like, wait, what's happening here? How did you go from, what's happening with this? The story starts to like spin out of control very quickly. It goes from me being adopted by a really sweet family who took her to Miami to just like fucking pee in the middle of having sex in front of an audience on the beach with G who is married at the time, although he claimed he wasn't. I did everything but pussy pop on a headstand and I went to him but I didn't. I was like, okay, well, I guess that's your story then.

Well, I don't want to hear it. Okay. I don't need to hear this. And also, I hate to correct you, but she did not say she didn't know that she wasn't married. She said that she said he was married, but he was happily married. And so she's saying, oh, well, it wasn't very happy if he was with me and Miami. So, class, oh, I thought the, yeah, I thought that she, okay, all, well, it wasn't very happy if he was with me and Miami. It's a classic. Oh, I thought the, yeah, I thought the sheet, okay. All right, I thought that she was saying, oh, it's fine because I'm in a bad marriage. It doesn't matter if the point is.

He probably was, but class, he had a wild time. He had a wild time. Yeah. So he's like, yeah, we had fun in Miami. He's like, oh, really? What is he doing? I'm, um, damaging. What is it? I'm like, dammit. You know, you know, down.

And he's like, I'm not gonna talk about it. It's X-rayed in. And meanwhile, the kids are back. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Not me the whole scene. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha She's great. So, she just wants her dance off this kid. Also, she mentioned that this party, she went with her friend Jacqueline and that they got like really crazy with G. So, obviously it's really bringing the

state-cast entertainer to the show. Gotta get her credit. She's boldly going where no man has gone before. Well, I'm sure a lot of men have gone there, but you know, on this show, on this particular show, boldly going where I know Kaira Frank during his gone before. So, Jacelle and her daughter is now going to nail salon and Jacelle sits in like the, you know, like the massage seat thing and you know, they put the little towel on the

footrests because that's where her feet are going to go as she takes the towel and she like, pats her face with the towel and her daughter just look at her like what is wrong with you. You are discussing your television press now. You're on camera right now. Why are you patting your face with the foot towel? Get wait till she shows up at the winery later with like a planter's word on her forehead. So she talks about why these kids are growing up fast. Just one of those. So,

you know, they have told me for a very long time, ma, that they want to sweet 16, not hard. Dean. Yeah. So she's going to be throwing the twins a sweet 16. And she promises them that she's going to be very calm and zen zen and they're like, yeah, right. And she's like, and you know, I just wanna have a moment where I come in and I say, kids, I'm like, oh, Jesus, a speech. Okay, you have 90 seconds. She's like, 45 seconds a kid.

They're like, that's good enough. And then they started, then they started matching, they're like, you know, what, Jamal speech is gonna be and they start Jezele's impersonating it being like Gea stands for goodness and God and they're all just like cracking up. Jamal who had a very viral moment last week About her shawakker, which was really worth checking out and then Basically Jezele says like well Jamal is not there. We have lots of ups and downs, but when it comes to the kids, they're always, he's always present and accounted for. And then we get a flashback of him saying,

like, congratulations. You guys own a restaurant called Arizona's in Georgia. Like, great. Thanks. So then Robin goes over to the law office and now she's got Giselle Diary Room hair. She's got ketchup and mustard highlights and long hair today. So I don't know if they're sharing that wig, if that's just like something they would win in on together.

I don't know. I spent a lot of time wondering, was this a ketchup wig that someone spilled mustard on or was this a mustard wig that someone spilled a lot of ketchup on? I couldn't tell. I think it was a ketchup wig and then she wanted to do the mustard but she got like tired part of the way through and just stopped because it's wrong. Or it was like the bottom of the franches and then I was like, oh, don't feel like getting another bottle. Right, but you haven't in the fridge for a long time, it's just that mustard water.

I hate the mustard water. I hate it. So. I started storing the mustard. It was also ketchup water. Well, if you store them upside down, you won't get ketchup water, right? But if you store mustard upside down, you still get mustard water.

Like can I escape mustard water? And don't tell me to shake it. Okay. Hey, shit. I also hate mustard. It's sort of like an explode. I hate when, look, if I pull out my mustard and I see it's low and you try to get the mustard out. I'm like, you know the bottle does that thing. I'm like, okay, I get it. You're low. But what I hate

is when it looks like there's actually a lot of mustard but it's just like a coating up the sides and when you squeeze it, you get like one. Like for one second you get like a solid mustard squirt and then all of a sudden, I'm like, wait a second, you didn't tell me you're empty like that. I would have gotten you a new one. Yeah, I feel betrayed that. Clear, I'm happy. Mustard bottles. It's not crazy.

Okay, so then she's with her lawyer, Marla, who we love from the preview, because Marla, I don't know, is Marla manically depressed or is she the happiest person in the world? I don't know. It depends on when he capture, because one face is this, and one face is like, hey do Marla? It's like she has resting Horrible mood face, but then yeah the second she talks she's like

She hasn't heard an emotion face she frowns when she smiles and smiles and she frowns so like So true, so you, like if you say like, yeah, if you say to her, like, how's your day going? It should be like, it's wonderful. And she's like frowning. Like, it's wonderful. But you say like, oh, did you see that it's raining? Yeah. Yeah. The bridge just collapsed. Yeah. and she's smiling. That's really exclusive for the Patreon crap is on demand to see the the smile frowned action there. There you go. We're bit. So Robyn's like, it's time to start talking to pre-napped. I don't even know what a pre-napped suit look like. Is it on paper? And Marlowe's like, so tell me what's going on. What are you thinking for the future of your prenup?

And Robin's like, well, I'm repairing my husband. And we married in 2005, and we had a prenup then, but then we didn't need it because we were so broke. When we got divorced, so Marlowe's like, okay, you know that you're paying by the hour, right? Just get to it. What do you need? Yeah, sounds like you guys are in a bad relationship right now, huh?

So you're getting divorced. No, we're getting remarried. Well, he knows I'm here, but he thinks it's not necessary. But I think it's necessary. I mean, he said this is not necessary by saying, sure, get it. I don't care. So I was like, wow, thanks for being unsupportive. And he said, really really just get the prenup We already did it once before and I said why won't you let me get a prenup? That's all I want and you said do it. I said yes, and I said why do you keep saying no? So that's where we're at Marlowe It's like Robin

A therapist, okay, this is Marla the prenup lady. She doesn't need all your baggage, okay? Okay, this is Marla the pre-nav lady. She doesn't need all your baggage. Okay, baggage is extra. Marla, I hope you charged So she's like well is there at disparity and come and she's like, yes, I'm very successful businesses And I would like to keep those and I don't want him to touch them and she's like so they would be excluded I'm just helping you shorten sentences sentences Trying to save you some money. I'm Marla you shorten sentences. Okay. I'm trying to save you some money. I'm Marla, the money saver. And Robyn says, the idea of a prenup for Juan is like,

he's like thinking the worst. And I'm like, just trying not to, I'm just trying to prevent the worst of me. He doesn't care. He said so last week. He already did a prenup with the ones before. Why you tried to sell us? I the fact that there's drama around the screen up right now.

You literally doesn't care. So she's like, well, there are cause for infidelity. Because I'm thinking like if there's infidelity, you get zero. So wait. So there's going to be different. I guess she can't, can you do that in premiums? I don't know. I'm not even, I don't even date. But like, you get some if you didn't cheat. Like if I just don't like you anymore, you get some, but then if you cheat, you don't get anything. Like I get to keep the house like, is this house is working? This doesn't make any sense.

Doesn't a pre-nap just mean what yours is yours, what's his is his. So then if he cheats, does he get less of what's his? I'm confused. I don't know. So then if he cheats, does he get less of what's his? I'm confused. I don't know. I don't know. I sort of thought like if he cheats, that just means it's gonna be bad for the divorce.

I don't know. Literally after all these years of watching pre-nubs, I don't know, I don't care. It's like, pre-nub scenes and pre-nub storylines are down there with me with like, the jasling and cryotherapy. Well, you could never learn even if you like the scenes because Bravo never has a straightforward prenup, right?

It's always like, that's true. I'm gonna get a prenup, but I'm not gonna tell Todd until five minutes before the wedding, because he can't see how that goes. Or, God, what are other prenups? Who cares? Can we just swim in that pool, I guess? We don't need to.

Well, we need to focus on our horses, the beautiful horses of Potomac, because that's what we see next. We see horses. Can be verbs who lips? I think I saw be verbs. And be verbs? Yeah, I was really proud of the be verbs, because I feel like be verbs really don't make their way onto TV that often. And here they are. No, about since Lion the Witch of the Wardrobe have I seen such talented beaters. I am well damn. I can't believe there was a beaver. Think about think about it. Think it was upon. Oh, well, damn, I believe there is a believer.

Beaver. Beavers make dam. So I said, damn. Oh, I was looking for the beaver time, not the dam time. Correct. It was a dam pun. Oh, but for Shannon, dam door! No dam per me! This, this, Benjamin, please, we need you to vote out these terrible beaver puns from office. We need to restore democracy. Please donate $5 to anti-dead beaver fund.

Thank you, Shannon Bedore. Anyway, I'm really sad I missed the beaver because I would have really loved to have seen that. Thank you, it was a beaver. It's just like a big hairy lump. Karen gets out of the car. Oh, we get some flower closeups where we see like the flowers looking pretty,

which we know later, something bad's can happen like the flowers looking pretty, which we know later, something bad's can happen to the flowers because it's one of those shots, you know. So Karen gets out of her car, it's very cold, and you can tell because Karen's going, ooh, it's very cold. I'm freezing. Oh, look at my outfit.

Is there anybody with the gold? I don't know, it's ready, it's ready, it's cold. It is cold. It did look extraordinarily cold. Everyone was shivering in the scene, but no one, like Karen was the only one who was willing to adjust her outfit to be warmer because later on when Wendy shows up, you could see Wendy is shivering, but she's like, I'm not putting on another layer. I spend a lot of time with this look.

This is the look I'm going to serve. Yes, I can only wear this one time on TV and I'm gonna make it count. Yeah, so Ashley shows up and counts like, girl, it's cold. I had to destroy the outfit, but I put a sweater over this. Mm, now I won't be eye candy for someone sad. So I have to carry this look.

So how are you Ashley? And Ashley's like, well, Michael had his procedure. Why, why is that every beginning of the scene for you? No one needs to hear about Michael's dick, Ashley. Okay, nobody cares. Yeah. Why is she trying to push us so hard? This is now getting to be fishy. Yeah. I mean, we just got the beaver. Like, you don't need to scare it away. So Karen's like, well, are you happy about that? And she goes, well, I can give two shits. And she's like, oh, cool. Thanks for bringing

it up. So Wendy, I know. So Wendy shows up. And Ash is talk about, she still doesn't know who leaked the divorce, and she's not ready to talk about it. I'm starting, I'm starting to eat suspect. Is Ash trying to get like a storyline going of like who leaked in the group because we I think we've had that before with the tone like a few years ago there was a question about like someone leaked something and I feel like just no one cares it's not like Beverly Hills with like who leaked the story about a dog? Gerator online who did that? I think just no one no one cares. No one cares is your relationship stupid and nobody even believes you're, I don't even believe she's getting divorced.

I think this is all made up. I think she's just faking it to say for reputation because it suffered so much with Michael and now they're just going to have kind of an open relationship or she can keep getting money and have her own separate house to kind of live her, her own life. But I don't understand why she's's going to this. Well, I guess because she's on a TV show. Okay. Nevermind. Answer my question. We can look at that. Well, you know, we we we arrived at a destination. So anyway, Kitty Perry shows up and it's like, can I show you guys how to pick flowers? And so they start going like through a two-litre

tutorial and pulling up the two lips and stuff. And then Karen's like, well I need to get some inspiration. I... when Dammit, bemo Dammit, I bought $3,000 worth of embryos. And then we see that like her backyard has all sorts of dead plants and stuff. And they're just sort of like talking when you talk about they're going to put in a pool in the backyard, and her daughter has asthma and Karen's like Speaking of children and embryos. I was so disappointed when I didn't see her babies at Robin's very disorganized and sad event where I had an allergic reaction Disabilities and when he's like, well, he was the thing. She can't have candy switch out to invite my Minor children a children a minus you're gonna try and take my children to play Flapp football as minors without be there with these also on this.

You could just say it's really fucking rude to not include me in the event and think I'm going to send my children. That to be like my minor children. But just trying to give wine coolers to my minor children. But she's trying to give wine coolers to my minor children. And cares like, well, you know, the thing is you and Robin being so... do you have lipstick on your teeth? No, I'm just thinking. So emotional. You can't move forward until you put that emotion aside. Well, you know what, I need to meet her half. I need her to meet me halfway. And in this group, we have misconceptions about each other. And I feel like we should come together in a safe space.

So, like, I don't know, maybe a winery where we've never had drama before. And we can have our grievances with each other. And she's like, yes, I was saved the fact that I had the tendency to be condescending. And then we see clips of her people telling her she's condescending. So I'm saying like, a lot of women, Mia, a lot of women think you're condescending, bitch, for something. And then Ashley saying, well, sometimes you can convey being a little bit condescending. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I thought there was going to be more of my thought there, but it wasn't anymore. Yeah, that's probably was another example, but then I got sick of writing down examples. So when he's like, well, I'm going to send everybody a text, okay?

And Ashley's like, well, maybe you should send separate texts. And she's like, well, I'm going to send everybody a text, okay? And ask, she's like, well, maybe you should send separate texts. And she's like, no, cool texts because I want them to see the language. It's the same for everyone. And she's like, hmm, yeah, but you have a different relationship with Robin and yourself and everyone else. So maybe a special text being like listen, I genuinely want to make up with you guys and be friends. Michael had his bisectomy and went to Las Vegas.

Something like, I know, like we're not all in a good place, but we're in a better place in the people that are standing by the Bellagio, found in these days because you know what landing on their heads. I don't know what's happening back. Oh no, what's wrong, I'm Drill, but she's in his face. So, she's like, well, I will include that, but in the general text. And I asked, she's like, well, but I might go a little further. She's like, I will not send them separate texts. Stop, you guys are putting too much on them. You can bring them too much power.

No, you all are acting like they didn't just do something to my kids. What they just did something, oh okay, now they attacked your fucking children. I'm long. That's just like, well you're the one who's doing the inviting. So then we see the tulips again, and then it goes to black and white,

except the tulips day red. It was very, Vanderpump rules actually. It was very simple. It was very simple. Okay, how's that real? That's real. This is what, like, I get it. It's like the depressing, like then now the flowers die. And you're like, well, how can that? That's real. This is what, like, I get it. It's like the depressing, like, then now the flowers die.

And you're like, well, how can it get worse? You just took it to Schindler's list. That's how I can get worse. What are you trying to do to us? You had the one thing that remains in color, it's red. So now we go to Candace at home and she's like rolling something on her thigh and Chris is like, hey, it's like a massage.

She's like, yes. So her sister comes over. Her sister is like, her sister crystal is definitely, it's like that weird sitcom. It's like season three of a sitcom. They're trying to fix it so they've cast the sister who just shows up and you don't know why she's there, but she comes in to be like, I'm gonna get you guys some wine. And you're like, okay, I guess. Okay. Chrissy snows cousin, but it is really weird. I think crystal is there to ruin their lives because crystal is really just always, all she wants is for them to be drunk at all times. And she's like, well, I'm not drinking today

because, you know, I had a rough night, but you guys should drink. I'm gonna get you some wine. It's like, okay, pusher, back off. So she brings some wine and cantas is like, why are we drinking out of the Olivia Pope glasses? We're very simple people. Yeah. So then she's talking about like, well, you know I'm doing a re-release of Deep Space

and I've recorded a bunch of new songs and we've chosen a single called Insecure, which is an autobiography, and Trina agreed to do the feature. Yes, Trina. She's like, who? And Chris goes, you don't know who the bitch is. Fucking Chris, over there. The baddest, who the bitch is. Fucking Chris over there. The baddest, well, Trina has a song called The Baddest Bitch. So I think he's over there.

Oh, it's so easy. You don't know who the bitch is as a lyric. I was like, what? Shut up, Chris. Be quiet. I know it's very embarrassing yourself. I've never had a barricade myself. No, you weren't embarrassing yourself whatsoever.

Chris, by the way, is always embarrassing himself. So just always remember that. Like, regardless of whether he was quoting Lyric or not, he's still always embarrassing himself. Yeah. So she's like, well, if it's not Beyonce, I just don't know who's singing. And so Candace looks it up to show her.

And she's like, you're so raggedy. So then she tells us that she's really excited to give my listeners new music, but I'm not really ready to put deep space on the shelf yet. So I just feel like the baddest bitch over here. Yeah, and then she's like, oh, and by the way, I got an invitation from Wendy. So she meets it out loud and she goes,

hi, girls, I know some of us are not in the best place at the moment. I'd like to invite you all to the burn session where we can each speak uninterrupted and from the heart. And in return, receive what was said from a place of love, which we all know this is already, we just know this is a huge failure. Look how long this text is.

Look at this. I would not go to this, okay? It know this is a huge failure. Look how long this text is. Look at this. I would not go to this. Okay. It took a screenshot of the text. That is long. That is too long. So when you're taking up a whole screen worth of your shit with just text, no, I'm not going. Yeah. There's my arms. Too much. No. That's the same thing I told this lady, No, that's one of the same thing I told this lady, what's her name, let me see. Kristen Copic, who is texting me about voting, no, no, Kristen, I'm not going, okay, too many texts. Okay.

So, Crystal thinks it's, no, it's built off of good intentions, so it will be good. And you know, basically, then Ken just goes, well, what also is weird is that Ashley was just over here. So Chris is like, I'm getting out of here. And Ken just goes, well, I don't want to have a beef with anyone, especially not Ashley. And then they start talking about the divorce. And then this kind of ends.

I don't understand why we started. It's real weird, because they show flowers again, but instead of getting darker and more sinister, they get brighter. They give it a good filter. It's like, ooh, now we're doing positive flower swipes. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and commercial. So then Wendy comes to pick up Ashley and Wendy, I love Wendy's storylines. Wendy picks up Ashley and she's like, wow, you know what, I need to drink water because the kidney stones are wheel, you know, it's the closest thing to childbirth I've ever felt. And she's like, wow, what causes kidney stones? She goes, well, this one is lack of water. Because I'm ripping and running so much that I'm not taking a water because I have to use the bathroom. You know why? Because I have so much on my plate.

Like, wow, Wendy. Wow, really? Wendy, how too much on your plate, Wendy? And now she's moved into the kidney stones phase of her plate I have a kidney stone on my plate actually Disgusting plates I mean she's gonna be hosting Passover soon. There's so much on that plate So Karen is like is in a site of plate for all my Jewish friends and my cousin is probably listening

so Karen I played for all my Jewish friends and my cousin is probably listening. So Karen sent a text and was like, I am with Jazeera and Robin and Mia and we are on the way. See you soon, love Karen. So they'll be wow, that text, making noise. Chomping over there, really sucking on a scene of Texas. Sucking on a teeth before. So Wendy's like, well, I hope they'd like to splinter, I got them. And so we go over to the Sprinter bus stand thing.

And all the other ladies are on that bus. And she's like, oh, yesterday Rubin told me she wasn't coming. God, I'm so glad to see you. So me is like, well, I'm in my own, I'm in your new work coming, and now I'm going to respond to the tags. And Rob is like, what's the biggest invitation I've ever seen in my life? So then Wendy tells us, considering that I'm not in the best place with some of the women, it's good that we come separately.

So we hash out our issues in the boom session, not while we're in the van. And the truth is, I wouldn't even have time to hash out issues in the van because I'm the one giving directions to the winery. Just another thing that's on my plate. GPS. GPS is on my plate. So much on my plate, guys. So out of all of the alcoholism stories on the show,

this is my favorite one. So Wendy says, Ashley, are you a one-twinco? And Ashley's like, well, yeah, I mean, I am. I'm trying to be sober because of, you know, what I'm going through. But I just realized it's really not sustainable for me. And she's like, OK, well at least you understand that. Yeah, you have to embrace it yourself and I hope you do too.

Yeah, so I mean, this show, it gave us one of the darkest, most breezed over alcohol storylines, which is Monique going to a three-martini lunch and then driving him driving home and crashing into tree and being like, I just am so stressed these days. I have a lot of play. The original. I have a lot of my play. The original. I swirved to avoid a big tree and hit a little tree. So that was the whole story.

Yeah, I did. She swirved to hit a deer, but then saw a big tree and then she swirved and hit a little tree. She had little tree and then when Ash is like, you are, you have it, you're drinking too much. And you're probably, she's like, how dare you? So it's like you crashed into a tree. So Wendy is like, well, I feel like I will what has glorified being booked and busy. And before I was like, I wasn't okay with it, but then I, but I also felt like something had to change and then I got a call that my mom was rushed to the hospital and, and,

and, you know, getting emotional and she's like, I just realized, if I don't take care of myself, I'm gonna be my mom. Someone holding a very small saucer that's supposed to carry a lot of big things, okay? I need a big a plate Big giant plate a plate big a plate. I need to chase a dish for all those up carrying my plate I like that she said, you know, because in 30 years I'm gonna become my mom Well sounds lucky to me. I became my mom at like six years old Okay, I was carrying around my own box of fronze at a fucking school around my own box of fronzee at a fucking school. Yeah.

So now we're in bluemont for jenya for a moment, Ronnie. I really was wondering like, was this possibly the winery that they went to on real house was of DC, but then obviously I remember that was actually the salahi's own winery. I think that was a moment I got my real history story greats in the and the helicopter at the mother-in-law had like a helicopter is going overhead. Oh God that was a while season. Yeah. So why would you go to a vineyard on this show? Why? I think you're you're only trying to start shit if you go to a vineyard right? Yeah. So they're pretty much so. They go in and

we just get close up so we know that this is a very classy Vindier and it says the donkey wine What's that got like the goose know the goat the go line the donkey and the goat And like Super Mario brothers is behind the bar pouring drinks Steampunk Mario back there. This tour of Lincoln's mustache. He's like, it's me about that. And he's just pouring wine and stuff.

So then the other one, I wish the other women showed up in a green pipe. But that's my impersonation of the Mario sounds. like women showed up in a green pie like drew my impersonation of the mario sounds but they arrived at the very current the burn party so that it would have to be da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Bop-bop. It's hung by Robert. Bop-bop. Every time you die. I would love that. Just let's revamp all the sound effects with the real house.

When I said, when you play the... When you go up the stops. Bop-bop. Bop-bop. Bop-bop. That's actually doing the flag sound. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have to jump into the fire with the person who hates me. Oh. Oh. Again, furry Bowser's castle, not gonna lie. And just as like, we've been on this bus stop for several hours. And I'm hungry.

Ah. So they like come out of the van. They're like so cranky. And I'm telling you running it, always think about back to 10 years ago when high Jill Zarin was on our show and she said the producers they make Cars show up late so everyone's cranky when they show up at events and here they are showing up cranky Jacelle's stumbling her way through the gravel. You just know there's gonna be a fight Well also, it's just so such a Wendy party. I'm sorry, she's such a wet blanket.

Who, okay, nobody's getting along. So I want us all to get together and talk. So you have to drive four hours to get there. What the fuck? What kind of party is this? No, stop, stop text. So then, campus is like, well, we all know what happens when you send a board to wineries.

Yeah, they make a wine out of it. It looks super Mario. It makes you pay $30 for a bottle. Yeah, didn't you see the board, boar, bojole? So, okay, and this is like, so why Wendy would, so why Wendy would, would you subject me and my magical blackness to another winery situation disaster as a foot? So then, they go in and everybody's like, ha, ha, ging, and when he's like, welcome to

the bun party. I mean, he's like, I don't want to burn. That's a burn party. I don't want to. Me, I just be quiet. Okay. So they all have a seat and just, I was't want to. Me, I'll just be quiet. Okay. So they all have a seat and Jizelle's like, well, actually, yeah, the memes about your separation

have gotten out of hand now. And we see all the memes popping up like, you know, free Ashley, Ashley's finally free. And Ashley's like, well, it's nice to know that people support me, but not at the expense of the father of my children. He's so crazy. Who is he?

He recently had a vasectomy by the way. So, uh, Casey didn't hear it. Are there memes about his vasectomy yet? Cause he just had one. So Michael, she said that Michael's really just like not talking with her right now except for like faith timing with the kids. And Jacelle's like, well the trolls are trolling Michael Darby and I'm not really mad at them Ma because pretty funny ya but I've been there and that's just good

It's just not a good feeling to know everyone thinks your husband is a creep But luckily my husband had some really positive viral moments recently. What does Michael Darby had? What is he stood for lately? I know listen if Jamal can get this much good will from the audience after impregnating someone from his church last season, it was like every season. Michael, start working out some speeches, okay? Yeah, good audiences, completely forgiving Jamal. I know, Michael, go after Dr. Oz. This is that's your path or redemption. So, Samia's like, I don't have any little bit of her name.

So Wendy goes, okay, I feel like I learned this from one of the seasons of Mary to medicine. You're going to each get a notebook and whoever's in the hot seat, you have to write what you have to say about them and then you tell them whatever it is. You have to say them because you wrote it down, but you're going to read what you wrote, but you're going to say it out loud. And then you take the paper and then you burn it. So you do a board game podcast. I'm sure you're always thinking like, God, you know, who would be a fun guest to have at game night not Wendy, okay?

You do not want Wendy at a game night. Do you imagine what he trying to explain to you? What is this you you wipe down something and then you weed it But then if you don't like it then you burn it But then the other person has to do it. Boa. Boa wine. Boa wine. It's like what? This is game Would you like three sheep? And I will take one brick from you. No, I'm not really looking for that trade. Wendy, I think you have to take these sheep. I have so much on my plate. I listen to your real life, your real life

stress is really do not impact others like a tan, but you don't understand. I'm going to go into my mother unless you take these three sheep off of me. Like, Wendy, why are you trying to sell plates? I had to start a plate factory because I had understand I'm gonna to run to my mother unless you take these three sheep off of me like windy why are you trying to sell plates I had to start a plate factory because I had so much on mine like oh geez so then me as like okay oh no no sorry me it's like the actually you probably was like that oh yeah. I'm the person who spoke into Arlene allowed to speak back to the person who spoke to them.

She's like, yes, but the point is here to be accountable. We're all gonna be accountable for our actions. And just like, well, I've known Wendy for two years. Ah, as she's never in the comfortable, ah, but anything got so, it'd be good to see ya. Yeah, if Wendy, you're gonna be accountable for your past discussions, uh, I'm all ears, uh, so Wendy is like, well, it takes two to tango, so she needs

to take account of bill YouTube. So they also are passing out the paper and the pens. I mean, I, this, I mean, this feels like it's very much out of the, the school of quad, right? Like, this, it feels like such a quad event and So Jackie who likes this stash like that's going to pack your head or ladies Yeah, I remember when she had like the things printed and then glued them to popsicle sticks We had to hold them up. That's what I was thinking of when they went to that old house. So Wendy's gonna be in the hot seat first, but then she has a new rule, which is she's like,

well, since I don't want this to be a pile on, because my plate, I'd like to add an extra layer. If you don't feel like you have something bad to say, you can speak positively and then thank them for something that they have done in your life. For instance, bring awareness of plate sizes. Just a lot of play. So Ash is like, okay, well, I'm going to say my not loud. Well, I've always wanted it

be close to you and have a friendship. I've always felt like you've had a barrier up. And I feel it today, we penetrate. It's like your emotions had a vasectomy and like my affirmation for you is that I hope to you continue on this journey and be open and help your friends feel close to you and feel hurt by you and in summary. Yes, it's true. Michael had a vasectomy. Yes. Thank you. I'm so glad that even though your emotions had a vasectomy, they were still capable of penetrating things. that even though your emotions had a risk to me, they were still capable of penetrating things. Thanks. She's like, oh, which Wendy,

that's the nice issue. And anyone's gonna say about Wendy. And it's not nice at all. It's like, I've hated you until today. Nothing has happened today. Nothing has even happened yet. Then tell today, because we just got here. And so I don't have any respect

you yet right now now right at this moment Yeah, how did they put us right Wendy's walls what happens? No, it's really not even Wendy's walls So much that they all hate Wendy so much they all hate her I mean when she was like okay welcome to the Party and everyone's just like oh my god It just like show every woman's face being like, yeah, so Karen's like, oh, Wendy, I'm gonna say seated and, okay, then I was wondering,

I am seated now. So you and I are talking about on a rocky path, rocky path, but we want to put a tulip path and we've made so much progress and can you have continued growth? I have to say, watching you be someone I could turn against your cell last season was an honor for me, so thank you, Godspeed. And me is like, wow, some mind you might want to burn. There's the thing, sometimes you are very dismissive. I mean, it's almost like you're a family on the beach while I'm fucking Gordon. Just pretending it's not happening. The flashback for her like when she says you're very

dismissive and they do a flashbacks to the reunion. And Mia's saying something and when he just goes, are you talking shut up? So Mia says, I'm proud of you for hosting this information. Because until today, I'm following there was no encounter Melanie for anything. Where is the accountability?

What do you, what do you guys even talk to you about? There was none. All I'm Wendy. Now for the first two with Ash and Karen, Wendy has this big smile on her face. And now after Mia says that, Wendy's blips are like tight, but she still is trying to smile. She's like taking some notes from Marla.

And so Wendy's like, okay, well, I'm not trying to be shady, but I'm just gonna burn this right now. She's like, I'm not gonna dress it, not gonna say, okay, I'm gonna work on it. She's like, I'm just gonna burn it. Just burn it again. It's fine, I'm not gonna dress it. Not gonna say, okay, I'm gonna work on it. I'm just gonna burn it. Just burn it again. It's fine, I'm not angry.

Not angry whatsoever. So then she's like a rob, wait, who says oil and water? Oh, Robin. She's like, well, honestly, at this point, we're oil and water and I'm fine with that. Here's my paper. No, like, it's oil and vinegar. Go to no. No, no. She says oil and vinegar first. No, she says oil and water when he does later. Yeah.

Oh, it's a way. It's a delight. It's like oil and vinegar. We'll water. Fish and chips of vinegar. Vinegar. We won water, relationships of vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. These shows fuck up your head because Teresa was the first one, right? He was like, when I, when I vinegar and oils, and they were like, that's actually good. Those go to God.

Ah, all right. When I, when I, when I'm like water, it's in blood. No, Teresa, still not. When I? Comkins and milkshakes? I don't even know. I don't even know what that's supposed to be. We're like protein powder and milk and or or water. Now that's specifically designed to go together. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I've said system to cease to many times. You know? Yeah, I mean, oil and water is difficult. It's a difficult metaphor because it is so

close to oil and vinegar, which is a very common way to dress your salads. So it's like really hard having, and they mean opposite things. And so it's like a really, it's really hard that that's where we landed as a society for both salad dressing and metaphors. Yeah. So, long to see where oil and water I'm fine with that. Here's my paper. Burn it. I don't even care where you do.

And just like, Detail Wah. And also Detail Mia. Detail Mia. You went on an IHGZ a lot campaigned for an entire year. And then you see me and you try to hug me very thick and phonely. So I'm good on you. I'm good, duh.

So when you're just like, mm-hmm, like her mouth is just like, it's like, we're treating inward, she's like, person who looks so tight. And also, okay. Just, you tried coming on here, spreading rumors that Eddie was having an affair and everything else you deserve what you got Okay

Yeah, so so ashes So Wendy's like okay, and that's just did you hear that? I hear everything you said and you know with Robin you said that we are very oil in vignagory and robber Okay, well, fine, what are, I own the role in playing, in making you feel as though you and I were oil and water. And of course, you are the water, I am the oil because oil is more flavorful and interesting. Okay, there you go.

And Candace is like, well, can I say, you know, Robin has been very specific about the ways that she was hurt by you and she's one of these, like, but I can only speak on the paper though. I can only speak on the paper. Wendy, you can't be shady in your own game. Like, it's your game. You made everyone drive four hours to get here, okay? You can at least play your own game.

Yeah, it's like, I love like the exclusivity clause of like whatever's written down is the only thing that can be addressed. So Marla drafted that rule. Yeah, after goodnight, that's the rules of the game. So Jacelle's like, no buddy got time to write a salivate on a sermon. Good God, just speak on it. You know what you did to her? Good God, so when she's like, but she has to speak on it,

or I can't say, and Rob is like, please stop telling people I tried to fight you because that is not who I am. I mean, is it not? That means umbrella, umbrella on the neck. Also, you did come at Wendy last. Maybe it's just stop walking up on people if you don't want people to say that.

Just the tip, okay, I'm not involved. I'm not involved. But I mean, just the tip. Yeah, I mean, I don't think, I don't personally view Robin as being any more violent as really anyone else. I think that, you know, she has definitely had like moments where she's gotten mad, but like whatever.

Not saying she's violent. I'm just saying you're not, but say that you're gonna argue with somebody and you're both sitting down and then that person gets up and like starts coming at you pointing their finger in your face. Yeah, you're going to people might think that like, hey, whoa, watch out for Robin. Which Robin. I mean, she went into Ashley's restaurant and pulled that shit with Gizelle a couple of years ago.

I wouldn't fuck it up. Well, but so Wendy's milking it though. That being said, when I'm agreeing with everything you're saying, but Wendy is looking at you. You love me too. And you love me too. And you love me too. You beat me up.

So my children. Yeah, because now last week Wendy at some event was like, you know, she was approaching me and if you approached me to the extent that someone has to physically restrain you, okay, the hold you back. Okay, and up prod you with electric prongs, taze you because you are so wild right now. You know, then yeah, I do think she wanted to fight me. So Robin's like, be careful with your words

because that is dangerous. And she's like, well, if you need to be held back, she's like, I was not held back. She's like, well, maybe he was so drunk. You don't want to remember. And now just I was like, she was not that. She was not that. And she's like, so we're going to move forward now because I don't like this anymore. And they're like, no, no, we're not moving forward. Ma'am. And Robin's like, no, we're not moving forward. I'm not a thug. And she's like, you're, and she's like, no one called you with that.

You're projecting that onto yourself. So Rob is like, so she calls up Shrees. And she's like, Shrees, I thought to have studio, did you put one finger on me to prevent me from touching Wendy? And Shrees is like, ah, no. Shrees doesn't remember. Ah, no.

So then we just, she's just lying. I think she's just, because Sheree says the worst liar, you know, it's like a big long pause dot, dot, dot, though, I, I actually, I can, I can also believe if it was like a legitimate, like she just didn't remember and she thought she had and like she could, like Sheree's like, he could go either way, she could be lying or she's like, I didn't remember and she thought she hadn't like you she could like she's going either way she could be lying or she's like I don't remember so she says no but then we see the flashback and she fully puts a hand out then she stands up hands on the shoulders

puts her back literally holds her back it's not like holding her by the waist while Robin is like well the man Robin's not being out her by the waist while Robin is like, Well, let me out. Robin's not being out of control by any means. Right. Robin wasn't out of control, but she definitely put her arm out and had to move Robin backwards to defuse the situation. Yes. But you're right.

So he is totally milking it. Yeah. Wendy's trying to make Robin look like a rabbit animal, and but Robin's also trying to be like, No, I was totally just seated, and I was totally chill. So they're both kind of exaggerating in a situation to their own ends,

which is funny. So Ruchusaka's white Eliza, white Eliza, and when he goes, my truth, my truth, well, she said she did not touch Robin, she resets Shashaasha said it. So therefore it is immutable evidence. You have the great arbiter of truth. Fatha. And Wendy, God, you know, Wendy, I'm like trying to be on your side here, but I hate when people say, well, that's my tooth. No, what's the truth? There's not truth. There's not your truth, okay?

And I love when Wendy goes, why are you yelling and Rob because because you are horrible And I was like, well, she's she doesn't want to deal with folk fake and phony stuff And Robin leaves and just like, well, I don't know why Robin had a leave. I mean, what you attempted to do, that sort of broken is what I'm saying. I just hold it broken. And when he's like, well, it's not being phony and fake. I can tell you that.

She's like, well, honestly, I'll just screaming and yelling and playing from your side of the table, just so. I'm trying to figure out why, why Why? Does that why? I like to talk loud. I just want to make sure everyone in the group can hear me. Ah, so can we do that? Well, it doesn't have to group move forward. I'll tell you what does have to group move forward. Tulips got a whole basket for them back there, but we'll want to see. Scuttle hole basket for them back there and once any Whether when the hell and a basket from the jump people me to follow our directions the evil spirit of the winery belongs to DeSalon Robbins

I'm so mad this episode came out a week after Halloween because had it come out last week I would have dressed as the evil spirit of the winery come out last week, I would have dressed as the evil spirit of the winery. That would have been, I think, my Halloween costume. Well, earlier this week it would have been drapery Satan from real girlfriends in Paris, but now I think even drapery Satan has been trumped by the evil spirit of the winery. That's the scary costume. Oh, I know you would have to explain it to everybody. Nick, well, you know, there's a show called Real Housewives of Potomac, and they always go to this winery, and then they get in the fight.

Before you even finish the story, you'd be gay-bashed. Okay. We don't allow our friends to be on watch this stuff. I'm Draperie Satan! Woo! Beware of Draperie Satan! So, um, Karen, me as like, well, she was just addressing her response. And when he goes, well, that's not how therapy works. Actually, if you look at therapy, and they're like therapy,

when be the great therapist, please. Just I was like, oh, this is therapy. Y'all, I mean, we need a therapist if we're in therapy. I was like, well, me I got one right there. So when you say, well, we're in the winery of the vineyard. And we have a burn session, but some people have opted out of the winery of the vineyard therapy session. So. And just like, well, who's the therapist? Not you, Wendy. I know you have lots of degrees, but man, man in therapy you're a doctor of dressed being wack. Like, like doctor. So Rob is in the van putting on augs she's like

fake ass people in there. So Ash is like okay everyone and this has been fun but like we all know the real purpose for us to be here is to get Candace Madigan so let's move forward thank you. Okay um okay here's what I want to bring up Candace. So my friend was at the spring party. Yeah. Karen's spring party. We're apparently has where all our storylines up again this season. And she said that Chris was being flirty with her. And she was standing at the bar or drinking. He was just like being Inseretaceous. Okay. Okay, Ashley. So your thing against Chris didn't work. So now it's a friend from the spring. Oh, okay, Ashley, okay.

And it's like, what is the purpose here? We were just together, Ashley. Well, it's just recently came to me after you were at my house. Yes, stop that thought. I'm writing you yes, but I'm also giving a dot, dot, dot, because I'm not really sure. And she's like, hey, you couldn't have called me or texted me.

She's like, well, I knew I was going to be seeing you and when you rather I do it to your face, I mean, if I'm going to lie about your husband, I should do it in your face, right? Yeah. And kind of like, well, I have come to you privately in the past because I want to be respectful of you. We see a flashback of her telling Candace that there were pictures of Michael at the strip club. And actually, I'm sorry.

Private after going to the self-first. Yeah, on camera. Yeah, which is out there also. So as she's like, well, no, just as you want to call Michael a predator every which way. And Candace is like, but that's documented. Is that not true? Because, oh, it's not true. It's documented by a court of law, the court of the sectemies. Actually, they just showed the clip last week of Michael backstage and Michael coming up to a guy and you just hear don't do that again. Do not do that. He's like okay, sorry. So then Candice is like you know you guys don't have enough going on in your own lives so you want to come to my door and this is now the third time someone is coming to me in this group to tell me some bullshit about my husband. And she's like, why are you getting defensive?

It's like, because I see a pet turn. I'm so angry I had to start spilling like just for a second. And I'm not going to, and I'm not going to ignore the pattern. And so Ash, she says, has anyone said anything about Christ in the past? Has anyone? And Candice goes, no, they have not. Well, do you think this Christ's behavior is a little different and he's doing things a little differently because Mia also said she thought Chris was looking at her at the spring party. And Mia is like, yes. And we see that clip again of Chris not only not looking at her, but doing his best to not look at her. The producers are... Meanwhile, the producers are so excited because they've been trying to get a... Chris is drinking too much storyline off the ground for like a year and a half now.

So finally, it looks like it's it's inching forward at long last. Like Ash is kind of painting. That Chris is being a little differently, you know? So Mia's like, yeah, I'm like, it was sensual. But it was definitely staring. By the way, Mia said last week on Twitter, like, seeing it was sexual, but it was mathematically staring. By the way, Mia said last week on Twitter, like, oh, I'm sorry, I don't even remember saying that, but whatever, it was no big deal. I mean, it wasn't sexual at all, sorry.

And he's like, fuck you. How do I remember his response? So it was along the lines of like, vile. So, yeah, this is like, Chris is not doing these things. Huh, well, the pendulum always swims the other way. It doesn't feel good. Don't feel good, huh? And Pannis was, there it is.

There it is. Settle, Ashley, subtle. All right, good. Good, all right. So, Candis, because I should have kept my good eye on that bulbous ass forehead bitch. I knew she was so good. So wrong. So funny. Bull this ass forehead bitch. Bull that's right. So Candice is like, it come from a place of

vindictiveness and nastiness. You're lying as vindictive bitch. And as she's like, if you want to turn a blind eye, if you want to just say so. And Candice, because you would know. And Karen and me both go, and now she goes, actually, I address my husband and my relationship very well. And like whether you do or not, that remains to be seen. And I've also heard that Chris has been in some other DMs that are not quite as innocuous and in a sense as mine. I don't turn turn. Ashley has really determined, so prove Nicki Minaj wrong.

She's like, she's like, oh no. Oh no, I deserve a spot on this cast. Okay, just you watch. If you guys are going gonna bring down Chris, I would love to see it. But you're just doing such a terrible job. I mean, this is just shotty workmanship. You guys have been on this so long enough

to know how to do this. And this is what you come up with. I mean, this is bad. Line your ducks, get your ducks in a row. Okay, what they did was they just sort of bought the ducks and put them in a bag, and the ducks are still in the tote bag. They haven't lined them up yet. And so you gotta get them lined up first.

Okay, but the ducks, I mean rubber duck, he's not actual living ducks in a bag, that would be weird. That would be terrible. Now all that said, like your zone did, have this moment with Chris, whatever happened happened. And then she got in the car and immediately told Robin and she's bringing it up again. Now, look, why doesn't Chris just say, I don't know why you would have felt uncomfortable because I saw nothing there, but I'm so sorry.

Like, I would never want to make you feel uncomfortable. I'm so sorry. Why? It seems like it would just want to make you feel uncomfortable. I'm so sorry. Why? It seems like it would just be so much easier, you know, she's not really accusing him of like rape or anything like that. So it seems like it would be easier for him to do it. But I mean, what this, this is the tricky part about television, right, or reality show, because it sounds like ultimately they're just kind of talking about like, oh, Chris sometimes may not realize some boundaries or he may not realize how

he's coming off. But when you have a conversation like that on TV, you have to wonder what is the real motive of the conversation because like an innocent conversation like that going on TV, going out to, you know, a huge audience where then, you where then people are going to start pulling up stuff and discussing on Facebook and tweeting and have people on podcasts being like, well, Chris is a creep. You know that's going to happen, so it's never just as simple as saying, you know, God, he's sort of like, he sometimes doesn't realize how he's coming off.

So that's where the danger is and that's where Candace is reading into it. And it's hard to tell what the motivation is for Giselle. But at the very least, like you said, I think Chris Candace say, hey, I didn't realize I did that. I'm so sorry. And I think he could squash it pretty easily. Yeah, because now it's, but obviously they're together, right? You've got Robin, Jazal, and Ashley, they work together,

and Ashley, especially that she tried it once, and that didn't work, and Ashley's trying like a different tactic, and then literally saying, doesn't feel good, does it? You know, I mean, they're just so ham-handed. That maybe, It's also, Why, you know.

Yeah, but it's also weird that like the first time around, Ashley pulled Candace aside and had a one-on-one with her and didn't do it in front of a group. Because she was like, I know Candace doesn't like to receive information like this in front of a group, so I'm telling her one-on-one, and they had a conversation and it was really great. But then the second time around,

she was like, no, I'm gonna do this one in front of a group now. Yeah. Well, either way, we'll see what happens. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. Thanks for being here on to Man. So I'm video, hoi. Hi.

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