Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Buy, Wig

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

Karen holds a wig shift party on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and there's nearly a meeting of warring parties. If the stress of this all gives you indigestion, don't worry: Ashley has some antacid for you.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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man named Ronnie Caron. What's up Ronnie? Well, how they're being... How are you? How was your long weekend? Oh my god, it was great. It was fun. So much TV. Late on the bean bag chair,

cuddled with my dog. It was great. That's excellent. Yeah. I, like, I cooked, I ate, I played board games, rinsen repeat. I played so many online board games. It was great. You know, because like that's my way for my brain to To like to unwind like everyone has their ways of dealing with stress and work etc I wish mine was like compulsive exercise so I could be happy great body But instead mines instead like a combination of eating cooking and playing board games and it was great

It was just like many days in a row where I just was like, I've already played two online board games today. I'm gonna play a third because why not? Yeah, I really feel great. I felt great and I watched the finale. I won't spoil anything but of the undoing. Oh, I love the undoing. I watched that whole thing this week because I hadn't seen it and everybody's talking about it and I'm like, that looks like a lifetime movie. And then I think it was Wednesday that I told myself you love lifetime movies

Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing? And it was it was like a very glossy lifetime movie You know it was funny. I watched I watched last week's episode I hadn't watched the the previous four episodes But I started with last week's episode and I I also was kind of like, I'm okay with that. Normally, I'm the sort of person that's like, I must start from the beginning and get the entire full experience. And I think there was something must have clicked in me or changed. Maybe I'm getting older or maybe I'm getting at peace with myself that I, it's okay if I don't have maximum experiences in life. I was like happy tuning in to the penultimate episode.

I got the gist. I saw, like, I saw who all the players were. I saw like happy tuning in to the penultimate episode. I got the gist. I saw who all the players were. I saw who all the suspects were. I saw all the intrigue. I was like, you know, I got two hours, and then I watched less. Now I got two hours. Two hours of mystery is a lot.

So I was like, I kind of loved that I kind of came in and got a nice taste of it. And I'm still wondering all week who did it. Oh yeah, you missed the part. You missed the part that's like every how every lifetime movie or any book that I read really starts out with. Everything is perfect for 50 pages. He saves children with cancer. He's a surgeon. He's you grant. It's perfect. Or is it?

Somebody's dead and then the whole time you're like is he crazy is she crazy? Who could have done it was it the gas person? It could have been the person who came over for the gas Is that you know like every episode they make you think it's somebody else and I got you know and I guess that it's everybody So that at the end I can say I told you I told you I knew I definitely had my guesses. I won't say, I think we'll put a pin in this. Put a pin in this for the bonus. Yeah, that's, yeah.

We're gonna talk Emily on the bonus, but we're all, I think we should also talk about this in the bonus too, because it's on people's minds. Yes, well actually for the bonus, what we going to do is just kind of catch up, and then we're going to finish Emily, because there's still a lot of Emily to go. So we're just going to watch all of them and just talk about the last four episodes and be done with it so we can all move on with our bonus lives. And we'll talk about the TV and stuff that

we've been watching, because I've been watching a lot, girl. I've been watching Turn, Washington Spies, an old show about history. And guess what, still don't know anything. I'm on season two and with Shocked, that one of the characters was George Washington the whole time. I was like, that's George Washington. Well, you should have watched Hamilton.

You'll be in for a lot of surprises. I did. I had to sit on Wikipedia for like two hours after Hamilton to figure out what the hell. Like I know nothing, I'm so ignorant. Well, I'll, you know what I, okay, this is the last thing I'll mention. Cause I don't think this is bonus bonus,

episode worthy, this is the last thing I mentioned before we get into Potomac cause we actually are recapping on television shows today. You know what I watched on Thanksgiving? This is my random thing that I did over the weekend. Thanksgiving, I made a whole bunch of food, I'll probably talk about that on the bonus as well. And then you know what I watched on Thanksgiving? This is my random thing that I did over the weekend. Thanksgiving, I made a whole bunch of food. I'll probably talk about that on the bonus as well. And then you know what I did?

That evening, I watched the Godfather Part II, which I had never seen before. Oh wow. Now, how about that for a twist? Wow, that is a twist. I did not see that coming. It took me like 22 years to see this equal, but I finally saw it.

So I feel very like up to date, I'm like, Godfather at the moment. And then I, the reason why I'm mentioning is because then I spent the rest of the evening like pouring over wikis to be like, now, now who was this person again? And did they do that? Okay, yes, it was that person. Yeah, that's a great film, Sullivan. Well, most of them. You heard it here last. The Godfather part one and two are great films, everyone. I mean, it's actually the very true. I was like, wow, great job, Italians. Great job. All right, let's get into real housewives of Potomac,

the Potomac episode of season five. And by Potomac, I mean penultimate. Okay. So second or last episode of the season, what will happen? We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll wigs me put on people. You know, now that, now that you're saying this, and now that I'm talking about, now that I've got Godfather, fresh in my mind. And certain ways, Karen Huger is like a Vito Corleone, except, or not Vito, more like a Michael Corleone, but like the sad version, I guess Karen's the sad version of a lot of things, right?

I can imagine Karen, you know, like Karen giving Jizelle like a big kiss on a dance floor saying, you broke my heart, Jazeal, you broke my heart. But kids are just like waking up next to a horse's head and like you know, finally go way to make it work. Ladies, I have to work with that old horse's head. I soldiered on for that horse and now the ladom brand has branched off to its next endeavour, horse heads in your bed. Oh God.

Okay, so the first thing we see is Virginia is for lovers, which is probably not the sign you want to see going into an Ashley and Michael C. No, he just cheated. Okay, but how about Virginia is for your wives at home taking care of your goddamn look like a baby in a loft? How about that? I couldn't help it. I tried to be loyal to my wife, but it turns out I had stepped into Virginia and Virginia

is for lovers, so what was I supposed to do? Disabay the Virginia National Anthem? I don't think so. I fall, I stay, I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings, lump. I buckle up, I rewind my cassette tapes and I also obey the slogan that you see when you drive over the border. It's for lovers, lovers and rewinders. So Ashley's feeding baby Dean who is just the cutest little popover ever.

I'm very old. Yeah, and I've made a lot of popovers because it's the weekend. It's Thanksgiving and everything, but he that is who he looks like. Yes, he looks like Michael mostly, but he also looks like a tiny little popover. Well, Michael looks like a popover if you really look at him. So it's like it's like popover smurf. So like you play it so if you don't need it fast enough, just start to be plating. So baby, baby Dean is like a pop over straight out of the oven. And daddy Michael is like a pop over that's just been laying on the counter for a couple of hours. Yeah, sort of moving into a cauliflower state. So... And a cauliflower mashed potatoes.

So Ashley's with Dean and she's like, Is this delicious? You like this milk? Is this delicious? She's like, I don't like this crap milk. Give me the titties. Wow, wow. What is this from a cow?

What do I look like? Some kind of a loser? Wain, wain, wain, wain. But you'd think this palette was made off of cheap milk from a bottle? No, give me that brist. Wain, wain. So then we go to Wendy's and she's making a super healthy dinner for her kids. Just kidding. She's like, do you guys want pizza and chicken bites? Yeah.

And of course, her kids are kissing girls. Her kids, of course, are bouncing around. But it's like they, I've said it before, what, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm all just sort of like doing that at all times. Like, they're catching flies with their fingers. Yeah, they're like just really cute. And then we see Chris and Ashley cooking mushrooms together, which is, you know, the couple that cooks mushrooms together stays together awfully. The couple that mushrooms together should hash rooms together, okay? Both of you be quiet. Like what are you still trying to advertise your cooking? Be quiet that case, Adia, okay? The couple of mushrooms together still puts out a bad cookbook.

Yeah, they don't always have to rhyme, okay? Yeah, they don't have to. It's just an adage. So then we're at Karen's house and Ben's favorite sound comes over the loudspeakers. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Ray! The God Karen. The God Dom. So, Karen's ring goes off. It's Steven. It's Steven. You're pregnant with wigs.

I'm going to touch my babies. My proto times. My wig proto times little blonde ladoms. Little... Yeah. My wig prototype little blonde ladams. Little, yeah. So Karen tells us that she's ready to get back to work on her wig line. She's ready to get back to work on the wig line that we only just found out about last week, but she's ready to get back to work on it.

And then we see she's like, Steven, Steven is the wig magic man. And without Steven, wigs would not be born. And then we cut to a clip of before Steven and they put all Karen's sad wigs that are flying off in the wind. And really flying off with no wind, just flying off of her very slippery head apparently.

And then after Steven and other wigs are all gorgeous and she can move her head in the wind. Yeah, Stephen has done some good works, good work. So now she's like, I want to name the Wigs. Okay, this one will be sunny and Michael and let's see about that one. That's Fredo right there. So if you go, but just give her a movie,

her father's famous. Oh great, that wig just ruined everything. I want to make a wig that made the worst godfather film of all time. Oh look, Bill Murray's whispering into that wig's ear, but we won't ever get to know what he said. So, uh, Steven's like, how about we name this one, Wendy Williams. And she's like, we are not gonna call her Wendy Williams. Wendy will kill us.

Now listen, America. Ladom Wigs is the second installation in the house of beauty that I'm building. What? The house of beauty, the Ladom house of beauty. Wow. She talks like she's been translated from another language. Like, you know, like when you order something, some weird brand off of the Amazon, and you

read the instructions, and you're like, this is not properly translated. That's like what she is. It's like, attach the screw illumination shall work so much. Like what? Err, Ranchoaltern. The next installation of Grand Dom Escalation Business Type Growth merchandise.

But she's really worked on this furbh because she uses it the whole episode. She's like, well, you'll be glad to know this is part of the second installation in the house of beauty that I'm building. Yeah. Then she says that she wants to name one of her Wigs brook.

She's my favorite. I couldn't tell if she meant the wig was her favorite or if the name brick was her favorite. She just loves brick, brick or something. She's like, wild on. What a wonderful show. They should bring that back. I think she should just take out one oh and make Robin wear it I don't need oh yeah I guess there wasn't there anyway

uh so she's like well when time dictated I was a mother and a wife I was a mother and a wife and when time dictated I was a farmer with an international corn line I was a farmer with an international corn like when time dictated I was a farmer with an international corn line. I was a farmer with an international corn line. When time dictated it was time to get raised, chilly and see me out of the microwave. I said, shut up time. It's time for garrin to be the sharkiest shark in the shark wing tank. What's up shark wing? What are we talking about? Second installation, second installation. Yeah. You know what, the timing is now. You strike while the iron is hot, and baby ladam is hot.

Well, maybe lukewarm. I would say the iron is perhaps not even fully formed. It's more of just like a, just a tablecloth. Basically, but strike at strike at a top, we've got into five stores and have three sales. So they're talking about her wig shift party. And then we see a clip of her telling the girls from Portugal. She's like, I want to share with you. I have a wig line. Thank

you girls. Thank you. And you just see everybody looking awkwardly like, what the hell is this woman talking about? Yeah. Well, because she goes, well, because you've been on this wig journey with me from day one. and they're like, what? Day one. This is day one. Just like, I have never heard of a week-line. Yeah, and Candace is like, uh, she's just spoken about a new project, so that way she'll be able to talk about it later. I don't understand it. Where did it come from?

Why is it here? And then she's like, yeah, there's maybe some unanswered questions. Well, I need this sexy wig for Ray. I need some versatility in the bedroom. This is Ray tucking on it. Yeah, yeah, Ray likes to tuck. Ray tugs on me. You know what I mean, Steven?

Steven, why are you bent over heaving? Steven, tuck it like Ray is Steven. Steven, Steven. I like that. She's like, oh, give me this week for Versa Chaudine, the bedroom of Karen, that's the week you wear every episode. There's literally exact opposite of versatility. So then we go to Ashley, who has become one of those moms

that just does this all day long. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh mother talk to GPS, not to me. Both doors are created equally as appetizing and by doors I mean boobies. Please don't tell me about your difficulty navigating the sidewalk, I'm a baby and even I could do this soon. Let's talk in more milk in. Thank you. So she's meeting up with Monique to have some lunch there. You look beautiful You look beautiful your baby suck here. Your baby's cute to the most not here right now. Oh my god Let's talk some shit. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, that's our so Monique is like like oh my god This baby is so big like like a bigger legs god, etc. etc. And so As she's asking her like oh, did you have a mommy vacation?

And she's like, no, no, no, I threw a big birthday party for Chase instead. And then Ash is like, oh, well, you know what? I got him a bowling set, you know, for his birthday. So here's a bowling set. And like, baby Dean looked so jealous. Like, suddenly, what, I didn't know how to bowl. I don't want to bowl. Is that the, is that the issue, mommy? I don't know had a bowl. I don't like to bowl. Is that the is that the is she mommy?

I don't know, last time I checked, I was pretty good getting those turkeys. Have fun with those giant 12 bottles. My mommy just sent you. You little B. You little B. So Monique invited Ashley, but Ashley didn't go because I was having a rough time with Michael that day.

That's an excuse. You're married to Michael, okay? You can't just use that excuse all the time. You're always with Michael. I mean, actually, maybe it's the best excuse you ever need. Just marry someone like Michael. No one ever questions it. Like, sorry, I couldn't show up. I'm married to Michael. So...

Yeah. So, yeah, I guess we'll many because like that's all good. Like, you know, the term was real at the party. We had so much fun. Karen came by, she got wasted. And has she's like, really? Because she wouldn't drink anything in Portugal because she had a quote unquote ulcer.

Yeah, so does she not have an ulcer? Because she couldn't drink with her friends, but now she can drink it a one year old party. Okay, so now we're doing the opposite. These housewives shows need to make up their mind, okay? Are we shaming people for drinking or for not drinking? Make up your mind. I think they're just gonna,

they're gonna just try to shame anyone for anything on this show. If they can find something to shame, they will do it, which is why this show is often compared to Real Housewives of New York. You know, they'll try to just make you feel bad about anything. Yeah. So, she's like, well, Karen mentioned she's having her wig shift party.

And Monique's like, oh yeah, she's been asking me all week to come. And I was like, well, I have another thing, but maybe I can be there early. I just shouldn't be around Candace. And she's like, but wait, she said that you were not invited. And Monique's like, she said I wasn't invited. She's been asking me to come, you know. She's like, well, why would you lie about that? So of course, Ashley calls her up on the phone.

Ashley, hi! What a wonderful time for you to go. Right? I'm installing the next installation of my business plan about wigs and ships and thank you for being here on day one of this journey for me. So right now we're having lunch and remember when we were at dinner the other day the question was asked if Monique was coming to the Wakeshift party and what did you say? Don't don't don't time for commercials what is gonna happen? Don't don't don't... What is gonna happen? Gone, gone, gone! Well, I said that Monique has said that she's not coming because she's not comfortable being around the other women, and I talked to Monique about this already, so that's it.

But wasn't the question asked as to whether Monique was invited and didn't you say no, she was not invited? So, I don't remember that second installation Hmm. Yeah, you know what? You're so busy Developing a brand into weeks and turning weeks into brands. It's hard to remember the little details Well the way it sounded was you didn't give her the invitation because you respect Candice's feelings too much She's like no, no, it didn't sound like that and it's people twisting my words and I'll be real nude you Ashley But you tried it you try it you try it you try it you try it you try it and so actually it's like you know if if Monique and Candace were in the same place it would

jeopardize Monique's situation with Monique in a bad situation and so she's like why isn't Monique more mad? Here's why she's not more mad, because she's still on the show and she needs somebody to shoot with, okay? Yeah, right now. She's got you and kind of maybe Karen, okay? That's why.

Exactly, and she knows she is, she may get a guilty verdict in court, but she is certainly winning over people in the court of public opinion. Okay, because right now I think everyone's like, we love Monique, she says nothing, it was nothing. You know, because Candace is just so terrible that now, like whatever goodwill Candace had

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. And have you read all the Candace tweets on Twitter? Oh, Twitter. But yeah, Candace is back to being horrible. I can't call in all the people names and stuff like that who are arguing with her. So yeah, Candace is still Candace. So don't let anybody make you think different.

Okay. Well, then we go. Wait, wait, do we ever talk about the fact? I know we addressed the fact that there was an issue with Candace a few months ago where she made fun of someone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, about it publicly. You know, like my respects go out to his family or whatever. Nothing. Yeah. She's terrible. I just picked up my phone to look for Candace tweets. And then I was like, you know what? No, I think I think I think just saying Candace tweets, you all pretty much know what it is. Yeah. So then let's go see Robin and Juan. They're going to be looking at giant houses they can't afford. And one is just a barrel of fun today.

He's like, oh, yeah. The rain. Well, thanks one. Thanks for coming by, okay? Yeah, so Robert and Juan walk into, they walk into this house to look at it. And they walk in and it's raining. And then this big house, they walk all the way through it

to the kitchen to meet up with Their realtor Carly and then they're like, oh should we put on some booties? We should put on some booties because the rain I'm like yeah after you've now walked across the entire floor Well my tax issues were huge learning glutes and for me and I'm currently on a payment plan working towards getting taxes squared away So we thought it would be a good time to look at a $1.6 million 56 square foot, 56 hundred square foot house. Whoa. It's they walk around.

There's like a million railings. It feels like there's just like staircases on top of staircases. And this is a pretty house. I liked it. Yeah, this was actually really pretty. This wasn't too mic-matchety. This wasn't like a Candace house shopping trip. Robin at least had a good one to look at.

Now that said, don't you have to prove something before people show you homes like this? Like a dream tree qualified. Yeah, don't you have to have like a qualification letter or something? Yeah, probably, but I'm sure she's like, it's Bravo. Maybe it's just her friend's house. Yeah, you know, like the way they do it's Bravo. Maybe it's just her friend's house. Yeah.

You know, like the way they do it on house hunters. Yeah, because there's no way. So she's like, well, too mongers. And they just keep looking and she's like, well, if we're gonna get this big house, one better ask me to marry him first. Like, yes, we know and we really don't care. No need to tease this.

Like, please don't remind us that this is actually something that the season is probably building towards. Yeah, pay your bills. So then they go, they sit in an empty tub, which is unfortunately, we didn't realize it at the time, but it's foreshadowing to another much more uncomfortable bathtub scene coming up. Oh God, yeah, this is a scene of uncomfortable bath tub,

because they couldn't both fit in this one. Yeah. So yeah, they look around the house who cares. Okay, so then Jizelle takes her kids to Uncle Julio's for Grace's birthday. Yeah, so it starts off well. Grace gets about like five seconds of joy, where she's like, it's my birthday. Before Jizelle starts talking about,

so for your holidays, your dad's coming. They're like, why? And she tells us grace is turning 15. I didn't see this coming. Well, you didn't? Like she was 14. Everyone was 14 yesterday. How did you not see it coming that she was going to turn 15?

I love that Jizal's just shocked by everything. It's like, whoa, and they don't want to see their father. That is crazy. Yeah. So she is going to voice the family photo shoot on them. She's like, there's going to be a family photo shoot, and they're all like, and your father, he'll be staying with us for a week. And Grace is like, a week.

Oh. And she's like, do you want to move to Atlanta? That would be fun, right? And they're like, no, hell no, we're not moving to Atlanta. Geez, God gross mother. And she's like, well, you know, I'm gonna spend more time with your dad,

whether you like it or not. So I want you guys to know that. And they're like, okay, great conversation, mom. Thanks. Like we still hate him. Do we need to talk about that over where they've been here? Exactly. They're like, we have no control over it.

So can we like move on? And just I was like, my girls are so protective of me because they don't want anyone to hurt me, especially if they've hurt me in the past. I'm like, no, I think they just see through their father the way the rest of us do as well. Then they see you just basically being lonely and going back to some sort of romanticized version

of the past, I think that's what they see. I don't think that they're being protective. I think they're like, this guy is a loser. And on top of that, he forced us to now control some restaurant in Atlanta that we don't wanna control. Yeah, they forced some fucking part control some restaurant in Atlanta that we don't want to control. Yeah, they forced some fucking part-time jobs on them that they didn't want. And she's like, well, I just have to be there to be understanding of how they feel. You're not being understanding of how they feel. They hate the fucking guy, okay?

Yeah, stop telling that you're being understanding of how they feel while telling them that they're probably going to have to move to Atlanta. Yeah, no, that's not good. So now we go to Karen's house and there's a buck outside and Karen writes down a note on the foyer that says, follow the Rose petals and then she starts scattering Rose petals everywhere and she just, we just sort of can see where this is going and I'm already like groaning because the Rose petal Scenes on Bravo have always been reliably the worst scenes. Probably maybe even worse than like vaginal rejuvenation, right? Like, at least there's science involved in that.

This is just like, it's just, oh god, it's gonna be another fake, fake romance scene. I mean, we have PTSD from Tamran Eddie in the tub Mario and Ramona, although that's kind of like Mario and Ramona was pretty traumatized. That's probably that's probably the worst it was like the worst of them slash the best of them There's so many terrible. Yeah, there are but this one broke the trend because this one was amazing Okay, so she's throwing out Rose petals and I love that she has to make instructions for Ray So he'll know what to do. Do not vacuum the Rose Petals This is part of the second installation of my beauty and by Ray So she starts lighting all these candles by her bathtub and we know what's coming and she gives us her

Weekly Ray and I made so much progress after Ray apologized for his business issues. And that's why that clip again. Ray, are you going to apologize for your business issues? I apologize for my business issues. Oh, we're back together Ray. We're back together Ray. I just want to show Ray that he is more important than my businesses. I'm like, well, yeah, you should tell him that because your businesses have not really shown that they're very important to you.

So we're going to make love in this bathtub wearing wigs. So Ray comes home and he's got flowers from the grocery store and he's like, Rose petals huh? I'm here Ray! Ray! You! Ray! What a fellow my voice! Followed by voice Ray! The voice! It was like a lawn! The voice of a soldier!

A soldier of love! Like Donnie Osman and Shade, I'm a soldier of love! And he's like, I'm coming. And then we just watch Ray walk one step at a time. I mean, they need one of those like electric chairs. I'm like, I'm used to have. I've always wanted one of those.

Oh my God, it was the best. But bless his heart, you know, or get a PA with like a bungee cord or something and just like, I mean, help the a PA with like a bungee cord or something and just like I mean help the guy He's like one step Ray Ray how far up the staircase are you? Third step, okay, I'm gonna be here Wait naked here waiting for you for my boys. And you know that Ray is furious. He's like trying to get to this love scene

and she's insisted on renting a house where the master bedroom is on the second floor. Just because it's in Potomac. So yeah, so he finally gets up there. And she's like, Ray, I got you some champagne. Woo. And he's like, oh, well, you've been missing an action, you know.

She's like, but I'm here now, baby. Now play with my toes. Yeah. And this bowl bath is the first of many steps I'm going to take to rekindle the passion between Ray and I. I may even unblock a few holes that have been blocked for a moment. Hello. My Karen, please stop talking. The talking. Now we get the picture Karen during the Nail. No, thanks. So Ray is just kind of like

literally doing little piggies on her toe playing little, what's that three little pick this little piggy went to market that's a little piggy went how he's just like playing with her toes. Piggies is what I call it. Piggies with an act of life. I have a life too. Kyle of a Tristro back. She just angered that nursery rhyme.

I went to market too. You think I don't have things to do, Piggie? Little Piggies in Halloween. This little Piggie started Halloween. This little Piggie started in ER. This little Piggie is just honest and wants you to be honest too. This little Piggie is too old. to be honest too. This little piggy is so fucking hot.

This little piggy wonders why anyone would care about Camille without Kelsey around. This little piggy says, you're a fucking liar, Camille. This little piggy stole Camymritron's house. Okay, now the piggy house like 13 toes, by the way. So, ding. Ray, Ray's like, well, we used to play Tozies a bit more, I guess we did. And I want the Tozies to mosey up to the Hoses.

Literally makes no sense. So why don't you take your clothes off and get into this top right right if you didn't hear me. It was like some weird scene that like I feel like in a Broadway musical it like happens at the front of the stage while there's a set change behind the curtain. And then they get rolled off while he's getting in the tub. Yeah. And he starts taking off his clothes and then he closes the door to the camera. He closes the camera out and you just hear her cackling at him naked. I'm like, well, this was dramatic.

Basically, every love scene I've ever done. I was scared that way. I was like, is Reagan going to take, is Reagan be sure to listen the bathtub with Karen on camera? I don't know if scene I've ever done. I was scared that way. I was like, it's Reagan. It's Reagan be sure to listen the bathtub with Karen on camera. I don't know if I can deal with this. And we got pretty close to it. Like as short as it was undone, like we saw Naval.

Yeah. But that's where it ended. That's where it ended. All right. Well, let's take a nice, jaunty ride down to the pumpkin patch with one in her family. I love how, like, by the way,

the continuity of this show makes no sense. It's like just as I was doing holiday photos, Wendy is at a pumpkin patch, someone else has a Christmas wreath on their door. They're just like, whatever, we're just gonna put scenes together. So yeah, Wendy's at the pumpkin patch with her mom and her family.

And of course Wendy has her little boys in matching clothes. And she's just making small talk about how her kids are in karate class. And then they start talking about how Wendy played basketball in college, but her mom is like, but we had to stop that because you had to get your degrees together. And she's like, oh God, I don't want to talk about this.

Which is the first that she hasn't jumped and said, four degrees. four degrees. And the mom is so tickled by the pumpkin pat. She's just keeps cracking up. She's like, this is so America. She's like, I'm sending, I'm taking pictures of this and sending it to my friends to show them how America this is.

She just loves that there's pumpkins all over a lawn. Wait till you get to Easter and there's just rotten eggs everywhere. Yeah, that's really true. So when you start telling her mom about like, you know, whether or not being a professor is what she really wants to do with her life and her mom's like, oh, don't scare me like that. She's like, just like, no, for real. She's like, you don't want to go back to teaching? She's like, no, I don't. She's like, oh God, oh God. She's like, but you have to.

I'm so proud. People give me kudos. Even the Nigerian communities are proud of you. I mean, you need to stay where you are. And she's like, I don't even know why I'm coming to you for approval. Mother. And she's like, let me tell you why I'm about to get mad.

You were able to get all of this because I put you on the pass Yeah, and if anything you should tell me thank you. Thank you. She's like Wendy. You're a spoiled brat Don't don't don't come here. So and when we come back Wendy is like mother I Everything I've achieved has been for you as little trophies for you. I didn't do anything for myself I just want you to say you're proud of me. Just say you're proud of me You know that somewhere D D Simmons is just like watching this scene of like see this woman is weak the way you got to do it

He's like go on do your political commentary. Hey, I know a TV station wants to hire you And then you hire that get her get hired and then you buy that TV station You put out a business that's how you teach you here's what you do you tell that little spoiled Bracked do you have a prom time show for her to be on you send her over to the 700 Club And then you have Pat Robertson make her look like a goddamn idiot on semi national television Pat Robertson make her look like a goddamn idiot on semi-national television. And then you remind her how much you love her and that this was all done out of love. Okay, Deandra? Mother, we're not even talking about me.

No, so the mom is like, okay, you're a great mother, you're a great daughter. I am so proud of you stop crying. And she's like, oh, that's all I needed to hear. So speaking of mother daughter stuff, we go over to Jazelle with her daughters and they're they're getting ready at the family photo shoot. Cal, one of my favorites. He's there during the hair and makeup. And guess what? Jamal's not there because he didn't make it to the shoots. Jamal's not there because he didn't make it to the shoots. Yeah, big shocker there. His flight from Ghana to Atlanta was delayed, so then he had to miss the second flight to here.

Fishy. Sound Fishy, okay? Yeah, Ghana girl. Yeah, and Cal's like, well, why are you in here acting like you're smelling roses? This is the first major thing you've planned with him, and he's missing it already. And she's like, I need to show the girls that when things happen, you just keep going until you have a fast casual restaurant at your fingertips. When things happen in life, you just keep going and going forward in life until you realize maybe you should turn around and go back to the man who forced you to keep

going afoot in the first place. I may not have a man, but I do have free iced tea refills for the rest of my life. Cal looks like he's biting his tongue this entire scene. He just keeps scratching his forehead a lot. Maybe if she realizes I'm scratching my forehead, then I make like, reserving tons of judgment about the situation. Like, he wants to say something, but he also doesn't want to lose his client. Yeah, so he calls,

Jamal calls, and she's like, where are you? And he's like, getting a manicure. But you know, I'd really rather be there. I tried. Lord knows I tried. God knows I tried. I tried, but I couldn't do it.

It's like, oh yeah, yeah, you really, I just feel like there was another flight from Atlanta to Delas or Baltimore or Ronald Reagan Airport. I feel like Atlanta's the biggest airport in like, the country, and I just think he could have found a flight that would have come in. Like I think they could have pushed that

push back like an hour. That said, I do understand missing a flight in Atlanta. That's one of the biggest damn airports I've ever seen in my life. I know, it's such a big airport. And yet every time we were there, I feel like I just ate at the same boards head deli. Yeah, we do always end up at that same food court.

But still. For those, by the way, just a quick shell for those who are really interested to know about the Atlanta Airport, we do have a bonus episode if you scroll through the archives that we recorded in the Atlanta Airport at one of the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that , that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that

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what makes you feel like I'm not disappointed? What do you want me to do? Ball up in a fetal position and cry, yeah, that's not who I am. Yeah, okay. So then they take their picture. And, you know, the girls are upset because the girls are in white and

Jacelle's in gold and Jumal was supposed to be in white and gold, because he was gonna be the combination. I'm like, you know what? I think actually it's probably for the best that we did not have Jumal in white and gold. I think, let's just keep it with the girls. Just, it's fine.

I think the white and gold would have been bad. And it was really funny because they're trying to make this the most sad dramatic scene, but the kids didn't want them there anyway, so they're happy, so they're all, it's like a really nice family photo, and they're all laughing and having fun, but the music is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, sounded like they wished he was there just for like the composition of the photo, right?

Yeah. But they're all smiling and being happy and the music's like, don't don't, like trying to make it this really sad scene. And Kyle is just like, I don't know how to help my friend right now. So then we go to Ashley washing a red snapper, which felt like the Michael of fish. Like, Red Snapper is clearly like the Michael Darby of fish. Can you agree on that?

Well, it definitely looked like it just got caught with a stripper. It's like, well, the ocean is for lovers. That's what I read somewhere. What was that Virginia? Just that dead, wide open, cloudy, eyed fish look, you know? But turning red and blotch at the same time. Yes, totally. So she's making. Oh, I had a rough childhood when I grew up I saw a balean whale that would get you all can yell at me and that's why I am how I am. Just a red snapper.

I've been sad ever since I was a teenager and my class was on a field trip to go see snappers and I was so excited to finally see someone like me and it was just a production of Westside's story. I said I've got nothing in common with no one. I guess what I'm trying to say is that ever since Ashley realized she married a fish in the sea, she's not been fending as much attention to me. And I guess I looked to other fish for attention. And I should not have done that, even though that bearimundi was quite attractive.

So Ashley's family, her mother and her uncle Lumpur come and go over to yell at Michael basically. And she's like, he didn't just cheat on me. He cheated on the whole family. So they do show up. And the mom's like, smells like salmon in here, honey. I was like, just get out.

You even understand the difference between red snapper and salmon. So Michael is like a food network, bro. Oh, food network wishes there was red snapper on there. So food network is like, fish salmon. Yeah, they are. Salmon, like, peanut, dillarentis or, what's a, ge-ge-ge-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad Delicious like are you gonna make this every day? It's like cut up a piece of celery and eat that with the leaf off of the rose

Delicious, you know that Melissa de Arabian has probably tried to voice red snapper on the food network audiences for years and the executives were like I love the guy like the classy one I love that you made her like the classy one. Oh, I think I feel like she's secretly classy. Well, she is now that she won because I know where from when she was on food networks, well, not nowhere. Yes, that's what she is. Actually, every Thanksgiving, I make her potato gritton in a muffin tin. Like little individual was they're delicious every time.

But she was like real insecure on that member. That was her thing. Like, I'm just so time. But she was like real insecure on that member. That was her thing. Like, I'm just so insecure, I'm a mom. I'm a mom who cooks at home. How can I do this? And then she won, so she got her own show. And it was like, designed on a dime, but for food. It's like, here's what you can make with 10 cents.

You can make this whole meal for 10 cents. It was like pasta and then like some dust bunnies off the floor or whatever, as would mix all together. And then something happened where she got really snotty and now she shows up to be a guest judge on things and she acts like a fucking rock-of-feller. Well, the reason why is because she was suddenly always very fancy and the thing is they really downplayed it but she studied, she learned how to cook, she's not like, oh, I'm just a resourceful mom who just has scrapped things together for years.

She studied in the court of blue in Paris. She is like fancy. Well, not that it necessarily means it's fancy to go study there, but she's just not like this like down-home mom that she pretended to be. So like now she's finally feels comfortable like having a long hair and being a snob. And I think it's great

Although it's funny because now when I think of her I only see Bronwyn's face from Orange County That similar yeah very similar similar spectrum. Yeah On the spectrum you're on the spectrum of Bronwyn The Bronwyn most of the Arabian spectrum Very specific spectrum, but there are people on it Anyway, so Michael my cousin the red snap spectrum It's a very specific spectrum, but there are people on it. Anyway, so Michael, it goes on the red snap spectrum. Sorry guys, sorry for talking more about not, how so as a Potomac, but seriously,

it's another yelling at Michael Seymour. How many of these are there gonna be? You cheating on your wife again? Oh my God, I can't believe it. Well, if that hurt you, I'm sorry. Well, he has this kind of like Jack's Taylor quality of like having his very rehearsed, you know, faux, humble, faux, apologetic responses, you know.

And you know where he sort of like chuckles his way through a stammering apology. At least Jack's can, at least Jack's has his down pat. Like he has a very smooth, clean apology that's very fake and Michael's is like, well, I got a lot of, I got a lot of poll-dricing to do and, you know, I, I, I know your reaction would have been that way and, you know, um, it's something, you know, I broke your trust and you're born and I don't want to do that and I've, you know, you've talked to me about this and I apologize to all of you and I feel awful about that.

I know what work to do and it was red snapper, would you like some red snapper before you go to the strip club? Oh shoot! He goes, I have a lot of work to do to show her that that was the one time thing. Okay, well it's like the fifth time. Yeah. And then he goes, listen, listen on the hard guy on myself all right on very very hard on myself and the judgment I've done on me myself is more than you ever could okay, you don't get to say that like guys I'm out of myself. Okay, we can move on now

And he goes on Ashley don't yell at me. I yell at me I've yelled enough and then he goes I've resolved myself so yell at me. I yell at me. I've yelled enough. And then he goes, I've resolved myself to the fact that this can never happen again. It's like resolve yourself. Like, did you say to yourself, hmm, it'd be great if we could do this one more time. I can't do it. I'm resolving to the reality that I can't do it one more time. Like, the use of the word resolve makes it seem like he actually wants to keep doing this, but has now realized that it's,

he's not allowed to. So he's resolved to no longer do it. But don't worry, if you don't believe his apology, he ends it with this, he goes, now. If I've heard Ashley and you, I apologize. Wow, nothing makes it better than if. Yeah. If I'm heard Ashley and you, I apologize.

And it's like, this isn't even one of those situations where someone said I don't like the Clementines you gave me Oh really and it's like if me saying that Fended you I am sorry. It's like okay, but this is like you cheated on her. Okay. This is like you cheated on her This is not an if I've hurt you. It's like you hurt her. You hurt me. Yeah So then we go to a place called the Hair Doctor. Wait, can we say one thing real quick before we get to the Hair Doctor? That the way the scene ended was really weird.

Did you notice this? That Sheila goes, like, she goes, she's like, listen, we don't need an apology. We need to be on the same page. And Lump goes, yeah, figure it out. And then like the screen flashed. And the music was like I didn't want to commercial No, I didn't even notice that it was like Christopher Nolan all of a sudden and I thought I was like oh

We're gonna see a flash forward to something but no just like a weird transition to commercial All right, let's go over to the hair doctor balloons and wigs and Stevens air the hair doctor himself himself, is almost show time. Oh, I got some awkward at your face, and care's like, oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Let's get shot!

Another shot to the face, a-ray! A-ha! So, she's like, let me just look everything over. Robin, P.R. Lady, come in here! Yeah, what can I do for you? They put me in sequence in a way, okay, so this is why I'm looking for tonight, all right? Hey, look, there's Matt, your friend. Yeah, look, there's Matt.

Could you make sure to put quotation marks around the word assistant when Matt comes in, that would be great. This is says, Matt, Karen's quote unquote, assistant. Yeah. So, it's 16 minutes before the event and they're toasting with champagne because Monique has come by and Monique is like really excited and Karen is saying like, well, it's a horrible position for me to be in because I can ensure that all my friends are come to boot, but I can ensure that safety.

And I think it's about forgiveness and moving on. Now, Bonnie, could you do me a favor? Could you just sit here for the next 15 minutes while the other girls show up and we all act surprised? Thank you. Well, now Karen knows that she's in trouble. So now she's looking really nervous because Monique's like, yeah, so why would you tell everybody you didn't invite me

when I'm the first one who knew about this? She's like, safety, safety, safety. I'm a friend, hard on me. I think there's a muffin over there. Robin, there's a muffin over here. Told you, I might need to get that. Glad you came. So then we see Karen looking at herself on the phone.

I think it's because the website is on her phone that she's checking out, but it's just funny Karen looking at her on the phone. I think it's because the website is on her phone that she's checking out, but it's just funny Karen looking at her own face while she's lying. And she gets a text that, Karen, this is like, I'm gonna be there in a few minutes. And then in other texts, I'm on my way. I'm too blocked away.

I'm one block away now. I'm close to the door, close to the door, very close to the door and wrong door. I'm getting back in the car now. It's like, why is Karen is texting five times in the car now. Still, it's like, why is Canvas texting five times? Yeah. So then you think Karen's like, well, Monique, I'm going to get out of here and let you go.

You know, Monique's probably like, I just got here. You just gave me champagne, you know? So Karen's like rushing her out. She's like, say a prayer for me, Monique. Say a prayer. Monique's like, I thought we were going to relax and catch up and talk. She's like, I'll prayer for me, Monique, say a prayer. It's like, I thought we were gonna relax and catch up and talk, she's like, I'll walk you out. Yeah.

And so then, and then we see like a car pull up because Candace is like, almost there, almost there. And it's like, oh my God, is it gonna be Candace? And then Monique is like, the door opens. And you know, it's like, who's on the other side of the door? Are Candace and Monique gonna come face to face? And guess what? Hey, it's Robin.'s on the other side of the door? Are Candace and Monde can I come face to face and guess what? Hey, it's Robin.

It's Robin. It's me again. You know what I would hold out there. Yeah, what would make sure the muffins, you know, if I had a muffin outside, the muffins wouldn't get cold. I really care about the muffin. Okay. I was just outside.

I wanted to look at the gravel because like Tom and I think about putting gravel on the driveway. And I like the size of this gravel, yeah. So anyway, good gravel, Karen. Good gravel. And Monique's like, well, can I at least take some champagne? Can I have some champagne to go, please? Yeah. She takes a glass to go.

And Robyn's like, oh, you're leaving. Why are you leaving? Come at no, no, no, Robyn. She's here, go, just go. So then like two minutes after Monique leaves, the other woman's show up. And so other Robyn is like, oh wow, it's very small. Like I'm literally in the back of a strip mall.

I'm like, Karen had to, I mean, Robyn, how do you think people felt when they had to visit your condo? It's no kidding. Or wherever you just, what do you do your hats? I just saw a thing on Instagram with your hats. Please, you're doing those out of your kitchen, okay? You're opening boxes from Alibaba, slapping a sticker on them and upcharging people,

like tons of money. So stop pretending like you have some storage acts. Or some, what do I mean? Like who cares? Go ahead. Yeah. So then Karen is like you have some stories, Axe. Yeah. But what do I mean? Who cares? Go ahead. So then Karen is like, she's like, well, come on in. I had this moment, this brain shot.

I thought, let me give you five shades of Karen. And she shows them like five blonde wigs. And they're like, Karen, these are all the same shades. So then they all start coming in. And Candace is like, I am here because I support Karen, but Ashley, after the exchange in Portugal, what she did confirms that she is trash. And I don't need to do sleep over that. So then everyone else comes in.

Everyone's pretty much there except for Giselle. Giselle tells us, I will not be attending a Kevin's wig party because of her business partner, Steven Nah, the dude who talks about me real bad on social media and it's not even your business, Sa, it's his business, Sa. And we see that Steven has basically tweeted like a million tweets about Jazel because he's like a loyal, a loyal henchman, you know?

So he's like, and of course he do, it was like super extra because he's probably trying to get on TV. I don't think he said anything that bad. He just said she's Helen Messy. Of course he's adding her on Twitter. He's like, yeah. Atges, though, Brian, Helen Messy, how you treated at Karen Huger last season.

That was straight up tacky. But Jiz is going on about how this doesn't even care, it's business, it's his, and she's just gonna be the face of this business I don't remember seeing you in some basement mixing different shades together for every hue beauty. I mean That's true. My come on, it's a housewives business. You're supposed to put your face on someone else's product yourself. Did you just arrive? So then Ray ambles into the store and Karen's all excited because Ray showing up at my wig

party is huge for him to be here supporting me in the second installment of the La Dom brand means that I can do anything and a marriage is on the right track. I'm like he literally just like showed up like he did like the basic thing that a husband should do. And with the same flowers he brought you to your bath scene. So yeah pretty much. He just took him back off the kitchen counter and he brought you to your bathroom. So, yeah, pretty much. He just took him back off the kitchen counter and like brought him to this. So, Karen's like, everyone, everyone, it's time to look at the website.

We are launching real time as we talk. And here's a new update. Our new company name is called Google. And if we sign on to google.com, you'll see it's a very vibrant website. The third installation, my business, look at that. Look at the website I made already number one. Google. So Karen's like, all right, play the video, play the video.

We wanna give you some history. So they play the video and it's just Karen. Like Karen, sitting down in a throne, getting her hair combed, and then two like young models sitting on the arms of the throne. And then it's Karen looking off into the distance and nodding like someone's saying, Karen, would you like me to check on this muffin?

And she's like, yes. Yeah, check on the muffin. Second, it's creation, second, it's creation. So yeah, everyone's just sort of like trying not to laugh, even Stephens trying not to laugh, even Stephens trying not to laugh. Even Stephens. So then Karen makes yet another speech about like, wigs and everything and Ash is like,

I just don't understand Karen's role in this business. Robins like, I was under the impression that she was developing a hairline, but like I don't even know who's business this is. They're all just shots. None of them have, Robin is sitting there sewing hats together herself, by the way everybody. So Wendy's like, you know, it's always expected

for a party to be larger in life, but you know, it's okay to be small and intimate and cozy. be small and intermittent, cozy, cozy, really cozy. Yeah. So then Ashley decides to be really messy. So she gives Karen some antacids. She's like, well, I got you some reantacids because you have a, because you have an ulcer. So I thought that you could have this. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Sorry, I can't stop doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm here taking the acid. BIRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And she's like, well, I did find out that Miss Hugo that you did drink with Monique.

And she's like, well, I had an OSA flare up and let me be real with you guys as one business lady to a non-business lady. When someone says I'm not drinking right now, it should be okay. And I was very uncomfortable that every time I sat down that you were all like, are you going to drink? Are you going to drink? What's up with raised taxes? Where's your lot on perfume?

I mean it was a felt like a setup and Rob was like, oh what do you think you were being set up for? Are you afraid what you might say when you were drunk and then we see a clip of her saying you know Oh and Ray, oh fuck Ray, I'm fuck Ray, no long time, fuck Ray's business Ray Ray Ray Fuck Ray, and long time, fuck Ray's business, Ray Ray Ray! Like sit talking, Ray. And so Karen's like, well, no, but I'm, but you should be concerned about what Juan says when he's drunk. And Robyn's like, what?

And then Ray's like, okay, I'm outta here. And Robyn's just like, okay, Karen, all I did was ask you a question, and now you wanna bring someone into it who's not even here? Yeah, well, if you're gonna go after someone else's husband, Robin, which is exactly what you were just trying to do right in front of Ray, then your husband is fair game, okay? You brought it into evidence. Keep it up, Robin. Keep it up! It is not impeachable, or it isn't impeachable. I don't know. I forgot what I learned from the undoing. Oh, the undoing.

So I'm starting Robin. He's a very cares about healing. So she's telling us, she's like, she needs to be concerned about what Juan is doing when she's, when he's drinking, just saying. And the producer's like, well, what is he doing when he's drinking? She goes, that's for the couch. I hope I don't dust the couch. with the couch adjust the couch no dust like dust it for That's like

Seam and stands I guess or whatever or oh dust the couch I thought she was saying that's for the couch like the reunion because then she says I hope I don't have to use it Oh, maybe it was that I heard I in my mind. I just I like dust the couch. I think that's probably right. She may have just been saying that in general. Like, uh, someone dusted Matt. Could you dust that couch? I'm a dirty. And Robin obviously does know what she's talking about because Robin's so mad. So I don't even know what she's talking about. We're gonna want one. Karen, we're gonna...

Oh, and Karen's like message received. We're good. The second installation. So then Ash used to start selling Robin and Karen got lit at Monique's party and Monique was at this place already. And Rob was like, well, I don't care where Monique's party and Monique was at this place already. And Rob was like, well, I don't care where Monique was. And then Karen's like, you know what? I'm gonna interrupt this moment and say,

this is the packaging for my wing line. Look, it says the DOM is the shape of a perfume box and technically has a perfume bottle inside, but you could take the perfume bottle out and put a wig inside instead. So hilarious. It's so awkward. It's like, look at the packaging girls.

And Wendy's like, yeah, that's not what we're talking about right now. Oh, well, it is what we're talking about at my party. No installation wins Wendy. And she's like, well, Ashley was just talking. And so Ashley's like, well, Monink said that you invited her to come. And she said that, you know, maybe you said that maybe she should come early just to set up or something

So that's semantics. That's semantics are the way message received Yeah, and canas of course is standing there like all shocked like I can't believe this how disnoil you were like That's her face although in a little bit we actually find out that there may be actually some merit to her to her expressions So then You know Karen's life well Monique is always welcome at my but it's my damn party and anybody can come anybody has come to my party Well then why isn't she here right now We're because I'll tell you why she's not here right now listen German Macy gray

That's a strategy right now. Listen, gentlemen, Macy Grows! Did that just try to try to say goodbye about joke? I tried to say hello and that's the mooo. I try on Karen's wig and a joke. Try to smell a perfume and I'll stop up. Listen, I didn't, I know that you're not comfortable around her, and I didn't want to set your ass up. Are you alright? Receive that, receive that! Okay, this is like, care inches. It's my night and I'm done. Now I have guests here, and I'm going to ask you to be respectful, and I'm gonna go get ready, and thank you all for coming. And Robyn's like, get ready? Like, like, you're already at your party. Like, when you're getting ready for,

I'm going to dinner. Yeah, she's going to dinner. So she tells us, I warned these women, no gang banging. So I'm leaving this party because I'm simply embarrassed and I'm tired of this. It's unacceptable period. It looks stupid. And Candace is like, well, I didn't want to say this

because Karen is upset, but she did ask me to come early. I was supposed to be here earlier. I think that Karen wants to have a scene where she broke her like a piece between the two of them. She's like, well, I brought you here both today. It's that way, that way you guys can talk it out because you're both so, you're both my dear friends and I care about you so much. We can just get this out on the table and the producers were like

You are not allowed to do that. They're in a legal case and we are not gonna get more involved in this mess Yeah, maybe or canvas was just late and so it could never happen That's too for that too. So Karen's like good night She leaves her own party So when he's like, what the hell? And then Karen just starts screaming through the whole, Karen, Wendy starts screaming through the whole shop. She's like, Karen, how are you leaving this party?

Well, we're still here. We're still wearing your wigs and shit. Yeah, even though Wendy actually was not wearing her wig, she like refused. Yeah, she came, I was like, bye bye, I paid the bill, fuck you. And then Wendy yells at all the guests. She's like, well, welcome. Welcome to some bullshit. Bye. So now they all all the girls leave the Arles Danny out in the parking lot. And Wendy's like, well,

I'll be damned if any of my friends put me in a situation where someone I got into a physical altercation mode would show up, you know, and Ashley's like, well, I think you should know this, um, and Wendy goes, oh shit Ashley. Again, like knowing just like, Ashley's gonna just say something awful. Yeah, and she's like, well Monique didn't know you were coming early and she, you know, Karen told her

that Monique should stand her ground and tell her story and speak her piece tonight. And Rob, it's like, Karen is more concerned with Monique's status in the group than your emotional well being Candace. Oh God poor Candace, poor poor Candace. So Candace whips out the square, the square, clean next thing. She's like, there is something extra twisty about this knife coming from Karen. I looked up to Karen and look what Karen is that to me. I am broken.

Yeah, she's also had and then when she's like, I mean, I don't know what else you need to see. I mean, if you want to see Jesus Christ, a Nazareth himself tap you on your lace front. She's not your friend. A don, don, don, don. So this sets us up for a big Candace and Karen fight in the final episode. Big fight at some sort of event where Juan is supposed to propose to Robin, but Michael doesn't think that he's going to do it. So who knows what will happen next?

Oh, finale five in the cash bar. Can't wait. Can't wait can't wait Thank you all for listening We'll be back tomorrow with another new episode of something another Because we don't know and Everyone have a wonderful day and we'll catch you on the next episode Bye, bye

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