Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Carpe DM

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WaterCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today a mere few inches from my face is Mr. Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie, I work here.

Hi. Hi, what an honor to have you here in Los Angeles. It's honor to be in your beautiful home. Oh, well, thank you. This is the first time we've ever recorded together in this place, so I'm so excited. And I'm so flattered to have all these pictures of me in your office. So nice.

Yeah, my office, I still, I've been in here actually two years since this weekend. This weekend was my two-year anniversary of being here, and I still have not put up really any art in this place. There's hair I think. There's stuff on my bird poster and a bowl of one. The Taylor Swift.

Yeah, the old Taylor Swift. Got all your board games. So I've got the, you got me that, that awesome painting the cake version of me, and still not put that up. I have some other ones that are just like hanging around, but you know, it looks good in here I think. I'll put up a little bit of that. And show that we have this guy. You know, it looks good in here. I think I'll put up a little bit. And show the world this guy.

You know, we know that Ben is addicted to board games, but you really don't understand Tony right here because there's a big bookshelf that we see in the crap. It's on demand of your books. I mean, your games, but we don't see that many. I guess because you're hiding half of them. And then there's a full wall of closets with games. I have a lot of games in here. You really do. It's my little whole day. And then there's a full world of closets with games. I have a lot of games in here. You really do.

It's my little whole day. You know, everyone has their hobbies and this is mine, I just a hoard. I love it. Board games. But anyway, wow, there's so much to talk about. First inform us, before we dive into Potomac, tonight we have Take a Seat.

This will be a good take a seat. This will be a great take a seat. Cause this is the post bravo con take a seat. This is on Spotify live at 7 p.m. on the West Coast and 10 p.m. on the East Coast. And we are going to be talking to so much so many random hilarious stories that came out of bravo con. There was the legends ball that we watched last night too. There were trailers that dropped. And also, we know a bunch of you guys went so can't wait to hear the stories that you guys all have from going to BravoCon. And there's also, I guess there's some other non-BROVOCon stuff.

Only one thing. There's like one thing. Oh, did anything even, has the world kept on turning outside of BravoCon? There is one piece of news outside of BravoCon,, you know, we'll discuss it on take. So, can't wait for that. Can't wait for that. Also, House of the Dragon. It's going to be up on Winter is crappin'ing.

So go subscribe there. The episode will also be here on this podcast, but later it's up there for, so go subscribe to Winter is crappin'ing only two two episodes well one episode left of House the Dragon and that's it let's let's let's move on to real housewives of Potomac shall we? Let's do her so last time we ended at Karen's like we'd spring a sprung pretzel twisted ice cream as chocolate and spring spring fling party party. So we were there and every jazel fucking messy jazel. Yeah.

Not one thing to talk about in her own life. So just I mean I got a hand the woman credit. She really just shows up fling and shit all over the place just and everybody you know but this time it's it Ashley for her fake divorce and Mia presently in this scene about Mia's wishy washing cancer stances trying to get attention on Instagram. Yeah so but before that even happens we see a chiroon that says Karen Spring fling and then it like wipes and turns into and celebration of life. And then it wipes and goes and taco party.

Yeah. So they're in this fight and me is like, you know what? People go through this all the time. People need to know that we're not perfect. Okay. What does that even mean? Okay. That she's accusing you of making upset on Instagram

to get pity and to have a storyline. I mean, you're like, I mean, well, no, no, we're not perfect. And just like, no one's out here pretending that we're perfect. Once wrong with me sharing that I was broken. So Mia is basically saying she's posting this to show that like she's one of the people,

you know, that's what she's claiming. And then while these people are fighting, we cut to Rey and we try to have the husband sitting around and Rey goes, he's like, that doesn't even look like avocado. Like yeah, like I'll reach him for talk. Just one new thought they couldn't come up with anything new to do with avocado. I think that's a melon baller. Did they melon-balling avocado? I thought they couldn't come up with anything new to do with avocado. I think that's a melon baller. Did they melon-balling avocado?

That is so smart. And then we cut back and jackalin, the new girl has come over and she's like, Mia, are you okay Mia? And she's standing up for Mia and she's saying, well, sometimes when you're emotional and you're going through something, shit's not going to be clear on social media. Then Robyn's like, oh, can I wait on this please? When I read your post, I said I hope she's okay, but by the way, you left it so open and did.

I felt like you invited that attention. So basically, Robyn's trying to act like, oh no, I'm totally supportive that you might have cancer, but also you were looking for attention. Well, that's how Mia posted it. Mia did post it like that. She's like, I got a call from the cancer center today. They said, hi, ma'am, how are you? Have you received your Amazon packages?

It's like Mia, what are you saying? Can we get to the cancer? Because this is a, and I know how harsh I sound, okay? But this is like a house-wise story line at this point. It's like getting your vagina frozen. It's like the almost cancer question mark storyline here. Lisa, did who started it? Lisa Marie from Mary de Medicine?

Of the cancer? The almost cancer. Kim Zolciak was the she was the high of the mirror of this out there. But she was the, but she also kind of, hers was a quick moment. She didn't draw it out. Hers was a,

Well, hers was more drawn out of the reunion. We'd call her out on it. And she's like, but I did. No, you didn't. She's like, but I had a call from the cancer. You're like the sign? The sign cancer? That is correct.

So, yeah, so by the way, I would hate to be Mia's Facebook friend because you know her entire Facebook feed is things like, well, that just happened. And you'd be like, what happened to Mia? I can't even get into it. You're gonna talk to me like that and expect no response. Or, wait, who talked to you? What happened?

I went to, I went to have boys. You never know. Those people never give you an ending. They leave it open-ended just so they can read everybody guessing about their lives. Yeah, it's just nothing but clotters. About stupid shit. So Wendy then, Wendy and, so they can read everybody guessing about their lives. It's just nothing but cliffhangers, about stupid shit.

So Wendy then, Wendy and... Wendy was cracking me up, because Wendy is standing across the room, seeing all this go on as she's not on camera, while she's not in the action. And she just keeps going, what's going on over there? What's going on?

What is that? What's going on? They just keep cutting through Wendy going, what's going on? What's going on? Wendy, walk across the fucking room. Yeah, well that's what she does. And she's like, what's going on? They just keep cutting through Wendy going, what's going on? What's going on? Wendy, walk across the fucking room. Yeah, well that's what she does. And she's like, what's going on?

And some of you are like, well, just out thinks I was posting about cancer for our attention. And when she's like, the cancer posts. And Candace Basley tells us, yeah, everyone was like curious about that post, but there's a way to ask it. And the way Jizal did it, like that wasn't it. That wasn't it. And she's just looking at Jizal like Jesus Christ really come on Jazeal and when he's like well

Do they both feel that way or just to sell and Karen's like who were you the question For me and almost maybe possibly cancer. We don't know. Maybe it's vote though. What do we know? And just like I didn't die. She's yes, but you said it was a cry for hell But I but and then Rob goes well, this is what we're not gonna do We're not gonna sit here and act like Robin and just sell the only two people in this world that felt there was something on As she said it Karen said it can't do it So we're not gonna do that and everyone's just like looking away every time I mention her name. Yeah So Jacqueline's like um we are talking about cancer here. This is real life

When he goes I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be rude. Who's this? Karen just does that lip purse where she's like Then we get a sssssss. Yeah, so Mia introduces her to Jacqueline. And when she's like, no, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude. I just, you know, I didn't know who was talking right now. So Robin Bas is like, well, the thing is,

it was open ended like your post, it was like a cliffhanger, you know? And Jacqueline's like, well, it was a cliffhanger because she didn't know and she still doesn't know. She still doesn't know if she might have cancer and Mia's like, and this just in something, I just got a terrible text. It was the following. Is there more? Let me just say this.

Just like sitting there staring at Mia and And then, Sarri is comes in. Hey, and she's hugging everybody, and Karen goes, Oh, hello, look at you looking gorgeous. Karen goes into that higher register like that. I fucking hate you register. Like, Karen looking gorgeous. And just like, are you a good dog? And Josh says, yeah, we are. Karen's just like, you well good? And Josh was like yeah, we are

Karen's just like she's can't basically yeah Karen is so Furious so she's like Karen tells us let's be clear. I'm glad to see you she's Someone invited her I did not I'm an invited her. I did not. And Robin's like, well, she said we could invite anyone. Trugs. Yeah, and so Robin thinks that Karen's still upset at Sherees

because Sherees brought up those rumors about more blue eyes. I love how they make it so light. She's like, I mean, if Karen is still mad about those rumors, come to the reunion. People say you have a boyfriend. I don't talk about that. Blue eyes or whatever it's name it. Oh yeah, I wonder why she's still mad about that.

It's so crazy. It's so crazy. So meanwhile, Mia is still doing her thing. She's like, my machine is bigger than me. I have things to share. I have a strong share. And I honestly feel like I'm gonna show this because whatever it is, God needs,

whatever He needs me to do I gotta do the work. I don't think God was saying hey You might have cancer. I need you to post this on Instagram. Thank you everybody. Yeah, I'm confused everybody about the nature of the very nature of cancer I just now I can't control my personality disorder and I I, which hilarious, and she goes, yeah, and you know, God, like, I honestly feel like I'm the chosen one. And Karen goes, oh, okay. She goes, yeah, whatever he is, I'm gonna do God's work. I'm like, says the steakhouse stripper, the Joy Chiroprat, come on. I am a spine and God is my chiropractor.

So then, so then, just as I was talking Gordon, there's just like stuff happening, happiness. And Katie Ross walks in out of nowhere. Katie is here and just got to Ray, just like looking at her like, oh, because I had totally forgotten that Ray had a crush on Katie.

And just LC's Gordon. She's like, oh, hello Gordon. You've lost weight, you look good. And he's like, well, I don't look behind it because you just might find it. Oh my God. Someone said that to me once I was young, lost weight in this guy who's directing the musical I was in.

Someone said, oh my God, Ronnie, you've lost a lot of weight. And I was was like, yeah, I lost weight and he goes, well, don't look behind you. How dare you? I've never forgotten you, Bill, from music theater, I'll pass so how dare you, sir. I've never heard that expression before. Don't look behind you. Yeah, like I lost behind. It's like don't look behind you. It's a bad idea. You'll it. You'll find it. But that's like a thing that's a virtue these days. People, well, I shouldn't say these days, but I just feel like that right now, people are all into big butts. The bedonk.

The bedonk, you know? So that's my social commentary. I'm there at this. I gotta work out for you. You guys, Ron, if you just had a different attitude about it. You had a different time. Yeah. So now Karen's hugging Katie, and she's like,

oh, come here, baby. Mm-hmm. And Katie just looks completely out of her gourd. They're all saying, okay, I don't care. People get mad at me, but I do not care. Katie shows up in green contacts, and her hair's cut off, and she's just bouncing all over and she's like, look at me, I can touch the ground.

I think Katie literally just came for tacos and there happened to be a taco party happening on the show that she's, I think she was literally she was in it for the tacos. Katie was invited, she doesn't even know. Yeah, so, um, uh, so Shasha, I mean while she goes up to Karen and she's like, hey Karen, I want to cut up with you I really miss you Karen and comes and Karen's basically like inhaling her lips Doing some extra mouth chopping and then we cut to candy it can't be can't this and Ashley talking and actually is like I've heard that you're doing some baby stuff and she's like, yeah, I'm freezing my eggs. And when he's like, yeah, I'm

just sitting here smiling like, whoa, because I love this. I love that it's not going to be just two of us on one team now. We're going to have somebody else to hate it that we use right along with us. And Candice is like, well, I've never, you know, I'm never wavered from the fact that Ashley is a fun girl, I've never wavored from the fact that Ash is a fun girl. I'm all about vibes. And you give off a fun vibe. I've never wavored from that.

I'm like, can we roll the montage of her attacking Ash with a butter knife and screaming at her and trying to push her off a cliff or something? You know? Well, Candace does a lot of housewives do this, but Candace has really got it down. She really starts every season in the, like I'm positive, I'm cool.

Everything that happened is totally over. I didn't even care at the time. Like what are you talking about? I've always said you're a fun girl with good vibes. And like in Epic, well it turns out it's this episode, but usually it's like two episodes later. Candace is like, how dare you come into my home? I gave her a beverage.

I know. There's a lot of talk about he fed you on this episode. So now, yes. So now, Jessica's talking to Katie, and she's like, well, you know, that race that he had a big crush on you while a season. Ray, guess who I brought for you? You're a crush shot.

And she like pats him on the butt and he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And he's like, Katie, I haven't seen you in 100 years. And she doesn't, she doesn't just pat him on the butt. She grabs that butt and she like squeezes it and pulls it upwards. I mean, it was like she was grabbing produce at the supermarket, you know. And Karen's like, oh, you rubbing raise head. And he's like, not only that, she grabbed my butt. Oh, oh, oh.

So then Karen's like, well, I'm gonna be giving a speech in a moment, Ray. I want you to pay attention to the wording, okay, Ray. Oh, what are you gonna word in your speech? I can't wait to hear. Yeah. So Karen gives her speech and she's like, everyone, the spring kickoff celebration is a huge success.

It's my, in my intimate circle of friends, we're having conversations that we need to have, so we can move forward and we don't have a second to waste. Listening to naysayers be they co-workers or friends or families or husbands or people at the pharmacy or woodworkers or carpenters which are sort of like woodworkers but they're different in plumbers and bus boys, rocks glasses, I'm just going off the coffee at tablet tops, rain screams on outdoor patios People who give out samples at Costco! Swatch watches!

The lady at the bookstore who watches you, because she thinks you're your shoplifting. Carwatch attendance. Carwash enthusiasts. It's just truly a celebration of spring now. So let's have more fun, baby, because the grand dom is back. Woo! Starts dancing, and everyone's looking at her like,

what the hell? Where'd you go? Yeah, and just on this back from where, and Candace is back from where the Himalayas, and when he's like, did she go to liquor store and come back? Where was she? Yeah, so I just like that Karen is doing her own promos for the show basically. She's like I'm back everyone Somedays at eight o'clock

So I the edge is else like Karen Karen stuff fun never makes any sense leave it to the grandama She's throwing out springtime party in a Mexican restaurant I think I just like Karen's stuff. I never makes any sense. Leave it to the grandama. She's throwing out a springtime party in a Mexican restaurant. Why would we continue to fall for it? And support us when it's beyond me. But you know what? It's Karen.

Ah. You know what? I wonder what I continue to fall for and support. Lays chips. What do you guys just lost your goddamn mind over there? OK, I fell for your big brother, Lays thing with Tia. I fell for it.

Kinda liked it. Crave Lays now, okay. But you've gone too far with this Bravo Con thing, okay? Melissa's sprinkle cookie Lays potato chip. Oh, fuck off. Wait, was there, I had missed that commercial, that era, I did not see that. Yes, it's Melissa at Bravo Con,

and it's Darren, you know, like, Melissa. Yeah, she's like, Melissa, you have your own favorite chef. Melissa, yeah, Lays Potato, Melissa's Sprinkle Cookie Chip. And it looks like a big hot brown hockey puck with like chocolate, maybe on it, and maybe some sprinkle. I don't know what that shit was, but it was horrifying. And it did, no one wants to eat a Melissa's sprinkle cookie. It was thrown in the trash.

And guys, that being said, if Laze is interested in sponsoring watch a crap, it's coming up with the spoke flavor of chip for us. We're all ears. Yes, nicotine and Tito's flavor for home flees. About to say, do we have a cold brew flavored bit of chip we can arrange for? Lays, love you.

So now it's like, okay, we're just seeing everybody with their kids. So Robin gets her boys from school and she's like, what are your grades? And Carter says, well, I got three Bs and then all As. You can't say all A's if you got three bees. Yeah, they're really specific about that. That's semantics.

It's funny because later on Robyn says something about semantics and she gets the idea of semantics all wrong, but here she is having a semantics moment. Not an interesting one, but she is having a lot of it. So then we have Wendy talking to her kids and she wants she's saying that they have to learn how to cook because they need to be independent. You know, they need to they have to learn how to cook because they need to be independent You know, they need to be able to fend for themselves if need be and at least like yeah

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can lace an ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery App. And then Karen's at her plastic surgeon getting a post-op. Thank God for Karen. Thank God. Karen is one of those people who can never be fired for scenes like this. I mean, I feel like every other scene is fake,

but Karen is just so fake when she's herself that it just makes it glorious. It is so good. So she has this doctor who basically the doctor by the way has the same voice as Tom Sandivall at the exact same voice and She's telling us well, I think that a woman should do things and lift her this breast augmentation is not for Ray It's for Karen K

R E N. It's called self-love spelled E L N N Okay, Karen, we got it. Well, I just thought just because I love myself, I need to get rid of my bat wings, my fat deposits under the arm, and then I move them. I move them right in my boobs to celebrate the body. Mmm.

So the doctor is like... I just love that everybody out there's like, here's Robin with her kids. Here's Wendy with her kids. Here's Karen with her kids, her boobs. Yeah, exactly. And she's also acting like she's accepting the key to the city of like a tonic.

Yeah. All right, here, by doing except these boobs at a higher level, thank you very much for Leona. Me? There's nothing that says I love myself. 10 faces later, then getting some underarm fat put in your boobs. I mean, good for you.

So the doctor's like, you look amazing. And she's like, well, I didn't mean any more confidence, but it didn't hurt. And the point is, it's my life. It's for me, doctor. And he's like, dude, it's sort of like really the beauty of plastic surgery. You're not just like helping you physically, but mentally and emotionally, dude. Yeah, it's really about your spirit. Like, Jesus Christ would have had Nipples up to his Waddle

if he came in 2022, you know what I mean? Yeah, and that's why we're so glad that you're here getting your boobs lifted because every single person should have plastic surgeries with the beauty of it. The boob doctor is like, oh, what a spiritual experience. He's like, have fun on your spiritual journey He's like have you ever walked in the sand alone, but then realize that there's two boob prints

Walking alongside you It was Jesus after his boob job and parents like exactly and you know I'm a role model to young women Are you? Yes, I'm sorry counting, of course. And she goes, I want to encourage younger women not to do it in the 20s. The Dr. Nurtra, like, what the fuck? We give you free surgery, free of sadness. We give you a boob discount and now you're telling people not to come to our business.

No. discount and that you're telling people not to come to our business. So then we go to Canvas, um, killing potatoes with a knife. I mean, is this you trying to be wacky and likable? Is this you being trying to make us all think, wow, that person really should have children. It's like, uh, yeah, I, uh, I don't even know what to say about that with about her peeling with the knife.

I feel like that's something that you do when you're trying to be menacing in an old movie. So what do you need here? And you're like very prominently displaying your knife on your knife skills that up in the face. I feel like it's like an Ellen Barkin move in a movie where Ellen Barkin's peeling a potato angrily with a knife.

It's very Ellen Barkin. I feel like she didn't understand how she was channeling Ellen Bark in that moment. So her sister crystal comes over and it's one o'clock, everybody. And Candace is like, oh my God, my sister is one of my favorite people in the entire world. She was living in an apartment.

And my family got her a property. And while she's waiting for it, she's living for a, when Candace is trying to be like, nice, fun Candace, she does like, now she's a rock star. So she's wearing sunglasses inside all the time. I can't with you. She's like, I'm just a rock star. I'm gonna wear sunglasses and not know how to pu- all the time. I can't with you. She's like, I'm just a rock star. I'm gonna wear sunglasses and not know how to pu- Oh, boot. I know. By the way, if you're gonna peel a potato with a knife, don't wear sunglasses. Yeah, she was, she was, I think. She was, she was later.

But also like, I love Candace spending so much energy to say that she's not on Dorothy's dime and then she's telling a story about how basically, her family is like buying another house. I think that's why she is. That's like she's pointing out like my sister still lives on the tip, but not me. Not me. Not me, the potato peeler.

Yeah, you can tell that my mom isn't paying for anything because she wanted to buy me a peeler. And I said no, I'm gonna earn that peeler. And until then we're using a knife. So she's making chicken stew, which sounds horrifying coming from Kansas. I would not trust her. That sounds like botulism.

And I felt like when her sister said, what are you making for dinner? Candice, I feel like, if memory serves me, I feel like Candice hesitated. Like she was thinking for a moment, she was gonna lie, like she was gonna say something, like I'm making beef, borgonyeon, or I'm making a four-course meal.

And then she just gave up and goes, I'm making... Jensenonyeon or I'm making a four-course meal. And then she just gave up and goes, I'm making chicken stew. Yeah, chicken stew. Yeah, that's just all it is. It's just the basic chickens do. So they start talking about how she's gonna, you know, she's just doing so much guys. Because you know, she's got music career.

She's a student, she's an artist. She's a wife and she's like, Anna, trying to be someone's mama. And Crystal's like, BEE! Crystal's like Crystal's really like a live it. She's like really trying to see this mom We had a bunch of auditions this episode by the way because you have Jacqueline you have Crystal later on we had Deborah there a lot of people who are basically like auditioning to be Really what Deborah thinks she's at like children's theater. I'm not sure well

I guess because she has a baby, but she does that thing, I guess, when you just get a baby, which is like, hi, my God, are you having fun? Deborah did not waste any time in her scene. She was just like, okay, here's the list of questions. We're going to get through every single one of them, because I memorized them. Okay. So, um, so you were you were expecting for, uh, stuff in your teeth. And no, like my lips get dry when I talk to you, Matt, so I'm worried that I'm giving you crusty lip face. Oh, I can, well, you're not, but also, I'm okay with, I'm okay with crusty lip face. Oh, damn. Okay. So, um, they're basically talking about IVF,

the standard IVF conversation. Yeah, which I'm tired of Yeah, so then she's like want to be crazy having children Wow, and then she talks about Chris working till 1 a.m. And how tired she is of it and she's like, you know It's hard because I'm just like used to him being here and I was like, you know spending time to get you miss somebody carrying your purse Just that's say it. That's what really makes you more relatable. It's not pretending you want to fucking cuddle with Chris. Nobody believes that, Candace.

We've seen you guys in action. Just say, I mind somebody doing a honey-do list and then carrying my fucking purse at a party. Yeah, and she misses having him as like her faux managers that way when things inevitably go wrong, she can yell at him and be like, it's Chris's fault, not my fault. Right, you need somebody that you can bitch to about what's going on in your day without them being like, babe, I'm at work too.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now he can pull that card. So speaking of Deborah, by the way, we now go to Ashley's apartment. Well, Michael's apartment that Ashley is now staying. And she's with Dylan, and he's got a little fire hat on. And she puts out like a platter of melted chocolate pastries. And- I like that. Like I like the Ashley Sarkudary is just like old cookies

she found in the couch. Yeah, I'm just like this, like, I don't know, like something with chocolate and melty. And some VIV that's blurred out. And this woman De Deborah comes over who they they met each other at a mommy play group and Deborah is just like all business she is just she said like it was like the night before the pretty she said we have a range of questions we would like you to ask during

this scene you don't have to ask them all but if you could sort of naturally get to them that'd be great and she's like got it I'm gonna ask every single question and there will be no there'll be no, there'll be no like, there'll be no dithering. And guess where it sounds like they cast her out of. A mommy play group. I mean, she really did meet at mommy play group. This doesn't sound like a lie

because she's like, oh my God, how silly. How are things with you and Michael? Michael's trying to wheel you in. She pretty keeper, you know how they say. Yeah. And so she's so basically, um, uh, Debra's, she's asking, like, she's asking all those questions and asks, she's like, yeah, well, um, you know, Michael still stays here and I see been a different room, um, but it doesn't feel like, you know, it doesn't feel like we're separated because we still talk about the kids all the time.

So it still feels the same, you know, and, uh feel like we're separated because we still talk about the kids all the time. So it still feels the same, you know? And Debra's like, okay, so he's just like trying to reel you back in, you know? And she's like, no, no, no, no, but they wind up toasting. Like, yeah, she's like, I want a house. She's like, I want a house, so we're gonna get a house and Debra's like,

but is he gonna move into the house with you? She says, no, he's gonna stay here. She's like, but is he gonna move into the house with you? She says no, he's gonna stay here. She's like, but then who's gonna fix things in your house? What if something breaks? She's like, well, probably Michael. So this has probably been a long time coming, right? She's like, yeah, yeah, but it feels the same. Do you think he's going to go on for a date?

Do you think he's gonna start dating? Okay, do you think he's starting dating anyone soon? Do you think he's already started to reprogram things like maybe the security code the remote? Right why is it 80 degrees in here? I think he did reprogram the thermostat actually and Asher's like yeah, I just still feel like feel guilty even thinking about dating because I'm still married So are you exclusive? What's going on you Are you dating yet? You still doing TikToks? You could do a new dance.

You should have a new dance company with Candace because Candace can sing and you can do dances. She's like, man, Debra's really going for it. And I need no Debra's second season. She's gonna be like, out she's a bitch. I know. And she cheated on Michael and she tried to sell one of her kids into a tat dance tour. You know, I'm like something. She's just gonna turn into a monster.

And like one of the strangest pivots in this conversation. No, who sells a child into a tap dance tour, but there you go. It can happen. So like one of the strangest pivots was that Deborah asks, do you feel like you owe Michael exclusiveness? And she goes, out of respect, I will. And one of the ways I've been coping is I've been doing tick tocks and I love tick tock because you learn these new dances and there's a sense of accomplishment I mean It's ridiculous, but that's why I play video games. I'm like, oh my god

I made it all the way through that land. I want. I want the entire way through that land. It's like it's a video game you idiot. Like I get it, everyone has different coping mechanisms, but it was just a way to get us to set up. You're gonna teach us a TikTok class? To say, so I'm gonna be teaching a dance class

because we needed an activity for this episode and we don't have any good ideas. With this TikTok. TikTok. I'm gonna teach you the dances that we've learned on TikTok because it's empowered me and I want to empower you guys. Weird. I saw a TikTok star doing some kind of concert on TV and it was so funny because they had

all these people come out, you know, like the chorus dancers and stuff, but they're just staying within that one foot that will appear on the phone. I was like, could you guys have added in a great mind, maybe, or like kick or something? and stuff, but they're just staying within that one foot that will appear on the phone. I was like, could you guys have added in a great mind, maybe, or like kick, or something, but everything was like, that's so funny, that's right, because they can't, they can't like, they're not going to use the stage because they're used to just being confined. Yeah, look like they were pantomining dancing inside a phone booth. Wow.

Anyway, so we're all thinking about TikTok class now. After I just did that little TikTok in my chair, I was like, I could use the TikTok class. I'm sure you should have wished they'd got one. Seriously. So now just all goes to a copy house. And Robin shows up with a giant plastic bag of embellished swag, I guess,

because she, she's, she basically says, oh, here's some hoodies that your daughters can model. So it feels like they're trying to set up a fashion, an embellished fashion show, but they don't really, they don't really like stick it, you know? No, she's like the model it on Instagram, right? But also you're bringing all these black hoodies into a coffee shop named vigilante. I was like, should we be worried about this scene? What are they plotting? I know So robins are like whoa I have them just all I have a bone to pick with you and just like with me

Yeah, what did I do now? Wow? Like you know what you did think about it think about what you did so can you give me a clue? Well if you said whoops, I shouldn't have said that. She's, oh, and we see that it's when Robin was saying, you can't have a house of the bad you're divorced from. I mean, Robin has a house with her ex, but she's the only name on that Lisa. All right, that's Morgan, John.

Because she didn't rather be the monitor, was that? Yeah. She's like, as soon as it came out the reaction was like, oh, and I knew I fucked up. I thought, maybe she knew already. She was, why would she know that already? What if I was telling your business? So Robin tells us the reason why that is

is because basically, Wands and Dress still had not recovered from when they lost all their money that were swindled by their friends. So it was just easier for Robin to put her name on as like the one person on it on the deed. Or whatever. Right. I mean, for those who were worried about this.

No one cares. You just pleasantly told us three times last week that you want to pren up because you don't think he deserves any of your damn money. So I don't know who you think you're saving here with this. Yeah. So she's like, well, oh, so Rod just I was like, well, you know, here's the thing actually said straight up that they're going through a divorce

I and I don't know why she threw that out there when it's not happening Yeah, and Robins are yeah, you know, I really don't like doubting my friends even though I've sort of do it every single season Yeah, you know, I really don't like doubting my friends, even though I sort of do it every single season. But like, it's just like Mia, whether or how this you pivot. Yeah, it's in the delivery. Well, I think that Ashley is kind of lying about Michael Tumkey. Something is weird there. I think she's doing it for her TV reputation.

She's sick of people on Twitter being like, why are you still with this ass-grabbing, you know, sexual harasser? And I think she's finally like, I'm leaving in my memory. Well, she was also shamed by the audience and then Nicki Minaj herself last season when they said that she didn't have a storyline

because she had just given a baby and was like not as pressure. Oh, that's true, yeah. So maybe that's part of it also or maybe she just wants a house and she's like, let me get this house first And then we're gonna then I can be like probably is that cheaper to keep her thing, you know, it's a horrible saying But she's probably like why take half and pay lawyers if I can still have half and not pay lawyers

It's more half Yeah, so Juzelle's so now that they're talking about Jacelle and Mia and Jacelle's saying how she doesn't want to be in a bad place with Mia and so she sends Mia a text that's kind of like She doesn't want to be in a bad place with Mia, that's hilarious. Well, I could get free adjustments at the joint of DC, yeah, first ever, so as she basically sends a text that's like, hey, can we talk? Because my delivery was awful.

Yeah, which still isn't an apology, but I guess it's some kind of admission. And as she goes there, I said my delivery was terrible. A boom boom. And so Robyn's like, well, now with Ashley, and then we see this clip of them in a wallpaper store. And Robyn's like, wait, wallpaper, do you have a house? Are you divorcing or not? Who gets wallpaper with someone they're marrying to?

She's like, I can't, duh. And then she tells me, she has this word, look on her face, she goes, I got a DM from Chris Bassett. So now we see a flashback. Oh my God, this is the storyline is so cold. This is low even for housewives. So Ashley's like, well, so I get this text from

Chris, it's like 243 AM, which I thought was so funny, because she kept saying it's 243 AM over and over, but we keep seeing the text that says 242. And she's like, I don't know why, but they're cracking me up because she says it a zillion times. So she's like, yeah, it was 243 and I said, you should have come to the W, isn't that weird? And then I was like, well, who are you with at the W? Because I know it's not your wife. And she's like, oh, he's the general manager

at the W of the restaurant upstairs. And she's, oh, oh, I didn't know that. But my issue is still that I know the campus wasn't there. I was like, there is no issue. And she is so shady making it sound like he just deemed her out of the blue. Who is responding to one of her stories? Like, it's me and my girl out on the town. Now, this is the part where I think most listeners will expect that I will give my standard

and thing of, well, but even still, he's texting late at night. And, you know know like if she doesn't know the full story it could be considered I'm not saying that he's the general manager of the W and he responded to her IG and I've like I've looked at people's story late at night and just like whatever and you just sort of shoot off a response it does not mean you're trying to get into anyone's any yes I respond to all kinds of people stories I do not want to thank you I'm just saying that right now everybody Everybody. He never responded to

Yeah, he just imagine one of my mom's friends being like you know, Ronnie said you go girl on one of my stories Is he trying to fuck me? He is right? He literally is I'm like listen Ashley. He's not trying to fuck you. He's merely trying to use your fame To elevate his position in life. A totally different situation. Yeah, so that's what they're all doing. He just wants cameras at his place. He wants people to come.

So Robin is not buying this, right? And so Robin's like, well, let me know if you DMed me that, I wouldn't think that was suspect. So this was just an invitation at 243 in the AM. I should tell her. I need to tell her. And she's like, I just think he was being friendly. I mean, it's not like he's slid into her dums.

And then she said, oh, he slid down. He slid down. Why are you giving him the benefit of the death? Yeah, I am. And, and, and, and, and, and that's it. That raw girl. Just tell who just finished the season season trying to make us believe she's back with that fucking preacher guy Who's right? Like literally knocking people up

From his congregation. She's like why get him the benefit of the doubt? So then Robin is like well, we got a deal with semantics here It's not like Chris reached out and said, Hey, girl, what are you doing? It's 2.30 in the morning. Come visit me at the W. No, Chris responded to your Instagram story. He reached out to Ashley. Well, I could see how some people might think it's weird.

I always like to Chris as someone who cares about his wife and cultivates friendships. Well, that's, I always like it, Chris, and thinking to someone who cultivates friendships. That's hilarious to me. But by the way, this is not semantics, but I have nothing to do That wasn't me I could live I'm waiting for the end. I was like wait there's not I was like he's fired up

I'm fired up. This is one of those moments like where sometimes I start talking like I'm fired up But I'm not fired up and then I don't know where to go with it. Sort of like when I was talking about the potato peeler earlier. Well, I like that she's saying, you know, Ashley, this is ridiculous. And besides, he was just responding to a story, you know, which Ashley doesn't mention. Ashley's been so fucking shady here.

So the producer's like, oh, wait. So he was responding to a story. So then how does that make it feel like he slid into your DMs? And that actually goes, well, whether he sent me a DM or whether he was responding to a story, it still feels off. No, those are not the same things. Ma'am. So then we come back to Jizal and Robin and Jizal's like, you know, why Chris slides into my DMs too. And it's always innocent. Robin says me too.

She goes, and it's not a comfortable thing for me, but I just let it ride down. I'm like, oh, God. Here we go. It's just so been victimized. Let's hear it. Commissions. Here comes one right now.

So Robin's like, well, why is it not comfortable for you we've been to his house he could just dinner remember those duck case the dear things he tried to do yes that's the point how many gifts about case ideas can one man send in a DM am I right? So we see a clip of the reunion where they're on break and everybody standing up and Candace tells Chris what he's mad about exactly and he's standing up. And Candace tells Chris, what are you mad about exactly? And he's like, the line of questioning. Like, I didn't appreciate the line of questioning. And she's all says, are you mad?

And Chris says, we can talk about it later. We can, we'll talk about it later. So then we come back and just all says, yeah, after that thing happened at the reunion, I noticed that he's waiting for me. And then he says, can I talk to you in your room? And I thought, okay, no problem, because I assume my glam is there, Ra.

So I walk in the room, Ma, and they're not there. Now, did anything happen? No. It's like, so why are you trying to make it sound like he tricked you? He said, can I talk to you privately in your room? How the fuck is he gonna know where your glam is or where you're not? So he's making it sound like,

because even later she adds something like, but I found out that Cal had told him he wasn't gonna be there. Right. Yeah. Well, this one's like a little bit a little bit of a little greater area for me because I think,

I'm assuming she felt awkward that the two, well, she says that she felt awkward that the two of them were alone in this room. And that I could look bad. And I think she was uncomfortable with that notion. So I guess what she's saying is that she thought that maybe she wanted him to leave and he didn't leave, and said he was ranting and raving.

Well, I don't know because every time they say, well, what were you talking about? She goes, oh, you know what, it was late. I don't remember. I have no idea what was going on. So I think they were shit talking. And then later, she was like, wow, it was really drunk in my room or something. But well, I mean, she says that they were at like,

she was in a clothes room with a married man. And she didn't want to be like put in the opics of cheating because like, she obviously has, she's dealt with that with her ex, you know, so that made her feel uncomfortable. Uh, I don't know. I don't know the answer to this one. I don't know like, like, it sounds fucking shady to me. I'll say that. It sounds shady to wait and tell your back on camera to be like, and her husband is DMing me. And he's, you know, one of them saying the husband's DMing me and the other one's like,

and he wanted to speak alone. Right. And he DMs me and I'm uncomfortable, but he still keeps on doing it. Because that can, you know, they're painting a picture on purpose. Yeah, they are definitely. Now that said, Chris is Chris. Yes, like, I don't want to,

but I want to like preemptively start like standing up for Chris because I have no reason to But you know this just all just seems to be coming in with all of her weapons out. Yeah, all the typical Jacelle Yeah, yeah, and she's basically saying that he was complaining about Candace and you know and and oh This is where I thought it was a little more of a bullshit moment, was when she says he was complaining about his wife, and he wanted me to know he wasn't happy. And maybe he wanted me to say, oh, I can make you happy. I was like, uh, that's, that's, that's in me feels like a stretch. Like if he's been to you, like that he was like, I don't know, I have a harder time believing

that thing that it was like some sort of like, porno moments. You know, where it's like, oh man, my wife. Oh, she never wants to have sex anymore. I'm so horny now, you know, like. Yeah. So, and then he asked me if I needed help with my pipe. And he delivered a pizza at the same time. Ma.

So then we got a Karen and Ray. And she's coming home in sweats and then like a big first shot and For boots So he's like you okay. I'm getting my new weapon out. It's a time of track it She's like wow Ray. Well, I've got my new weapons out too. He's like Okay, I like a new boobies My boobies. He's like how was the doctor? Well, it was great. He says they're not gonna drop very much more,

and I'm happy about that. Now, I know you won't craze about me doing it, Ray. And I don't understand your issue with it. Now, I suppose when I was in my 30s, you thought they looked great back then, Ray. And she's like, you know, I'm not who I was when Ray married me. And now, he's like, okay, slow down, because I'm now the age that he was when he married me and now he's like, okay, slow down because I'm now the age that he was when he married me and God knows how old he is, I've stopped counting his age.

So no sir, we will not slow down, he'll be alright. He'll get over it. And of course when I do say that I'm the age that he was when he met me, that was when he was 29 years old, everyone. He was 29 years old. So he's like, well, I'm just, I didn't like it because I don't want young ladies, you know, I know all those young ladies who look to you for wisdom. But it's like, I don't want, you know, young ladies or even our daughter to feel like they should be doing it. And I don't want them to feel encouraged. And she's like, well, I won't encourage our daughter until she's ready,

she's like, I don't want you to encourage her at all. I like that. Like, it's just an inevitability that Raven will want to have in place. Right. The car is just waiting for the right moment to be like, you know what? It's time to have this talk. I'd love for you to have new boobs You don't choose the boobs the boobs choose you. It's like a soaring hat Sort of out of boobs So he's like and he's like well, I just don't encourage it You know and she's like, but what about herself confidence? What about her feeling good?

What about that that knowledge she has that it's an inevitability that her breasts will never be good enough so she wouldn't have to have boobs. What about the self confidence in knowing that you'll never be good enough without paying for additions to your body? So then Mia and G good like a restaurant called Kalatas. And so Mia. So Mia. So Mia. called Kalatas. And so me. Yeah, I was gonna say that. So me, oh. Kalatas.

And like, I could imagine someone saying, oh, me, I saw you at, you went to dinner at Pina Kalatas. No, I've never been to that establishment. Were you at Kalatas? Yes. Very different. So she's, she taught, had just like watching how people talk to service people because she's, she's, how she talked, had just like watching how people talk to service people

because she's like, Hello, Hello, I knew three of us. How does all of some, So she's telling us that she's opening up a joint chiropractic in DC and she's like, it means more than any other location because it's where I was born, it's where I was raised.

It's been a long time coming. Yeah, she does, she does have like a New York accent now. She starts adding in an accent this year, which is kind of funny. But I just love this sentimentality around this like shopping mall car practice office. I have a warrant, so hard to cap a joint into a lot of DC.

Also she acts like it has, like she's opening this up in Surrey County. It's like, I, you don't know what it means. That Washington DC finally has a car prep. It's like literally the capital to come to. Changing lives, people, changing lives. One disc at a time. So Jacqueline, her friend comes in squealing and jumping.

She's like, my God, you're so gorgeous. And huge hugs. And he's like, all my gauve is this my jacket. And Jacqueline's like, this is mine. I do have my own clothes, you know. Jack, and I have been friends since we were 15 and shared a joint dream of an actual joint opening up in DC.

You know, we've been friends since we were in high school and we've been inseparable ever since. So Jack, and it's like, who do I want to sit next to? Me, it goes, you know, G and Jack, and goes, yeah, I'm your threpo. So the producer's like, who do I want to sit next to? Me and she goes, you know, gee, and Jacqueline goes, yeah, I'm your thrupple. So the producer asks me, is that really your thrupple? Because you guys all do seem very close. And she's like, well, I mean, she's just other wines,

but they don't do the deal. Never. Well, I mean, not with gee. Okay, well, we don't have, yeah, well, maybe we, but not with gee. Well, the producer's like, yeah, well, maybe we, but not with G. Well, the producers like she just totally tied up like wait a minute. I do have three since we'll jack them all the time, just not with G. And the producers like, I just want you to know that you just use the Mountain Dew slogan.

That's not a sexual term. Well, that's the first time it's been done in BC. Wait, this is, we actually, with the first people to ever drink Mountain Dew in Capital Hat. It was called Mountain Don't until I marched on DC. We had a march for dew. Yeah, so we do. It didn't catch on.

So she's like, I got my panties on the one of your report and guess what? They need further testing. And then she says she was in the MRI for three to four hours, which I didn't know MRIs were that long. I thought they were like an hour. It's me. Well, do you believe anything that comes out of Dandy as that?

They were probably just spending two of it, just rattling or shaking her head around, like trying to find something. It's like one of those magic eight balls where the message isn't coming up. You're like, I got so shake it again. Well in order to see my blood on the computer, they had to inject 10 C's of Mountain Dew and I said no problem. I mean, we got the result of your MRI.

It just says, not at this time. It's weird. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The things that the little magic eight ball says, like when you keep shaking it, you're like, well, I get married, it's like not at this time.

I was like, was that a boundu slogan at the point? A little high-rich, certainly in your future. So Mia's talking about Jizelle and she says, well, the fact that, you know, I said, you know what, Jizelle, the fact that you're bringing this up right now speaks volumes of who you are right now. This is a group setting. I'm not like a sexual group setting. You're not the host. You don't get the call and chat here and you're being disrespectful to the halls

of this Taco bar. So it's about manners. She's like, I cannot believe she was so rude to accuse me of having cancer at someone else's party. Yeah. And she is very honored today as far as just at being the question asker. He's like, so how do you feel in this moment? Okay, G, okay her. He's like, so, how do you feel in this moment?

Okay, G, okay. So she's like, and Karen. Oh, Jacqueline says, oh, and Karen, do you think that Karen was doing a CYA? A CYA, just wants a CYA. And Gordon and Jacqueline at the same time are like, cover your ass, girl. And Mia's like, well, well, it's funny

that you've seen that because while I was on the way to the party, she sent a text message that said, Hi Mia, I know you're super busy, but I wanted to take this time to invite you to this party that I'm throwing. She's like, and I'm like, bitch, I'm on the way. I love that Karen would invite Mia to her party that afternoon.

Yeah, I don't get this. The day of the event, when I'm on the way, she sends me a text. And it's this big, long text. So yeah, I hope you can come. And also, I just wanted to give you a heads up. I had lunch with the girls, and they all expressed opinions about your post, and I just wanted to share that. Okay, have fun.

See you soon. And we, was this the text message was it later when there was like a picture of Karen standing with like a car also attached to it. You know what I'm saying? I didn't see that. Well, either way. So Mia's like, translation Mia,

we've been talking shit about you all week. And I want to, you know, before you walk in here. That's what she's basically writing me. And Mia's like, yeah, why not tell me that before you've had plenty of opportunities? And then we see multiple scenes like, what are you thinking of an additional wick? Most are 30 wicks. Is that safe? It's not safe to do. Yeah. So then we go to a place called Swingers, which is a miniature golf place that's like indoors and Ashley is there.

So how to talk about Chris trying to fuck her friends. Like go to a place called Swinger's. I did not even think about that. So this is where it's nighttime and it's like a dark, it's a dim place and a Candace walks in in her sunglasses. I was like, congratulations Candace, okay. Congrats Whitney. You made it. I really, congratulations, Candace. Okay, congrats with me. You made it. You made it.

You all over. I'm hearing your music all over the radio. Glad you could wear the sunglasses inside, man. Seriously. So, yeah, that's right, because they have a moment where they're like, Candace, are you wearing green too? I can't tell because I've got sunglasses on. So, basically Ashley wants to talk to Candace about this text

because, oh, these DMs from Chris, and she's not doing it in front of the group because she knows that it'll set Ashley off. I'm sorry, Candace off. So, but she's like, I just have to rip the banded off. So they sit down and they, you know, first I talk about the Grammys because Candace went to the Grammys

after the Taco party because, you know, she's a music artist now and she's re-releasing Deep Space. So, yeah. And she's like, yeah, I met a lot of great people in music that want to work with me. I was like, they were taking your play the way Candace. And don't they show her like a double-knit booth or something?

It's like, come! You know, she's got her sunglasses on. It was like a sign behind her that said, seat fillers register here. He's like, yeah, I mean the Grammys, that's like a mixing opportunity because I'm still a freshman in the industry and I'm wrapping for the re-release of Deep Space,

it's called Deep Space Deluxe. You know, the Grammys are just all about conversations, relationships, seeing, being seen. Asking for more bread when your bread is out, bringing someone more bread when their bread is out. I'm just imagining pink on her, like swirling around in the rafters, and then Candace swirling around with some other sash, being like, hi Pink, while you're performing, I just want to know if you've heard my music or anything like that, just networking a little bit.

So I love drive back the song, and Candace has always gotten on my nerves, but I'm happy to see someone, like, really work, because look, Candace does work, right? So I'm excited to see her working and finding success and stuff, but she's still Candace to me. Like I can't like get totally behind it, even though I try. I'm like, I'm totally, I love drive back, which I really do.

But then she was on BravoCon because they had the ladies, they had like the menli, physical medley, yeah. That was some cringeship, I'm sorry. She and I respect, again, it's like I had that respect for us like, wow, Candace is the only one not using a track.

No, Sheena also did not use a track. Well she did. She was singing along to herself. It was funny to me because during that musical montage they were singing to track, but they had, Bravo had the mics up, so you really could hear their voices. And I have to say, it really was like the first time we've seen live vocals on TV in many years. At this point, all artists went over to doing any award show.

So it's like they just get on there and they just lip sync to their own music, but Prova's like, no, you will actually see. Well, Kenya didn't even know her own song, which I thought was hilarious. Like she didn't even bother. Kenya, I think, was just wasted. She did not know.

She was terrible. And then Melissa,ork with they had somebody else was it she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she doesn't require who she's an idiot but like that's kind of like because I'm doing it and she's a dope yeah so she did that and then they had Melissa Gorka who didn't even bother pretending to sing no she was just you know working it and then they had Melissa Gorga who didn't even bother pretending to sing. No. She was just, you know, working it. And then when Candace came out, she's the only one that didn't have her voice playing under

and I was like, good for her. And I was like, no girl, sing the track. No Candace. Like, is any of this gonna be in key? No. The one thing she didn't key was go, hey. But the thing is they didn't give them your pieces that they could hear themselves.

So it like, I was like, you're not gonna be able to sing to key without like you even be able to hear that so like she was just I think it was I was I actually felt bad for her I felt like And it is like on the side like yeah And Andy is like on the side like yeah The drop back is a pop It is actually a pop it's a great song. I think it's my number might be my number one bravo song So anyway sing that and then sing this like let me tell you the Grammys. Yeah, it's about drinking water refilling other people's water You know sing a flame a flame go out, reliving the flame. I'm like, were you a cater waiter?

You know, I felt like being there, it was like they gave me the keys to the kingdom. I mean, well, it was more to their roles. I was a valet, essentially, but you know, I felt the power. I really was like, I was like, I'm gonna take the wheel of whoever left their car with me. For the first time, I said, I'm not staying in my own lane.

And let me tell you, that was one deep space. Wow. When I let me tell you something, her new album is Deuce Face The Remix. It's just like her trying to back into a space. Just drive back as her returning her car to someone at the valley. The new beat is... Toot toot toot toot. Drive back as her return your card to someone at the valley

Cover wearing that like little taxi don't think like a red vest and a little taxi Do you want to drop back to the customer? Oh God, okay, so they They're friends now for whatever reason so she talks about the Grammys and Candace is like, oh, was that a little event you guys had here in the real world? And now she's like, oh, it was fun, but there is something. Okay, it's really hard for me to talk about this because I don't want you to feel like,

I mean, like we're finally getting back to a place where I look at you like a friend, I get, I mean, we're finally getting back to a place where like I look at you like a Friend I get I mean a friend so you know, and then I looked at my Instagram and Chris hit DM to me at 243 And then Candice is sort of trying to cry. I think a little bit But she's not quite doing it. She doesn't have her tissue out, you know something weird is that what she goes My husband which was kind of funny, but then she takes off her sunglasses and one of her eyes not quite doing it, she doesn't have her tissue out. Something weird is, well she goes, my husband, which is kind of funny, but then she takes off her sunglasses and one of her eyes is like swelling shut.

I don't know what happened if she just woke up from a nap, not my happens, but I don't know. Well, I took a red eye from the Grammys. Oh, probably. Yeah, she's like, this is one of the, this is what happens when you fall asleep on this side of your face in first class. Like a little AA logo.

It's like you're still wearing your hertz polo shirt, though, Candace. So, um, is that an air tag? Oh my God, I forgot to put these keys back on the stand on my left. Oh my god, I forgot to put these keys back on the stand on my left. So, um, Ash, so, so Ash is like, well, I didn't understand the context. It was 2.43 in the morning. And Ken just goes, well, he works there. He was still at work.

Because he tells her the text was, hey, you should have come to the W. And Ken is just like, yeah, because he works at the W. So he was still there. And I actually guess, well, I didn't know any of that. Actually, but now you do, and you're still bringing it up on camera. You little fuckers. So then Candace goes, I mean, so what did you think then? And she said, well, I thought he might have been into my homegirl or something.

And like I said, I didn't know the contacts. And you know, what if you so happen to be going through Chris's phone and you saw that and I didn't tell you and he was fucking my best friend, which maybe he would, I mean, I don't know, I don't know. You are so dirty right now. Well, I do think that was the one, the one thing that Ashley did have. I think that was actually a semi-fair point because Candace probably does like through Chris' phone

and she had seen that, like she might have gone off, she was like, I'm gonna get ahead of the story. So I do think Ashley has a slight point on that, but everything else is kind of bullshit. I think it was so shady. So Candace is like, okay, well she tells us, and then by the way the music is like, pink, pink, pink, it, she tells us, and then by the way, the music is like pink,

pink, pink, it's like the serial piano music, flinking. And she's like, where are you? Where are you? Are you not DMing Ashley at 242 in the morning? So she says, Ashley didn't know that Chris was the GM of view. Okay, so I can see why she thinks it's weird that he's DMing her at 2 a.m. 243! Shut up, get out of my testimony, you look at.

But I'm choosing to believe that that was not shady, and I'm going to give her one benefit of the doubt token. This is actually just a set of car keys, not a token. Oh damn it, I did it again. So Candace is, but it's like it winds up being like an okay conversation and. Because she says, yeah, it's all Christmas. Yeah, it's all Christmas.

I'm trying to rebrand and he's trying to get my friends to go there to make it like a more hit place. So like you have a lot of followers, you're saying come here. If they take your picture, then it'll make my place look good. You know, and she said, but if my husband was out there cheating on me, I would want you to tell me. And Ashley goes, well, you, she says, I'm not what I'm talking about.

And I would tell you. And Ashley says, yeah, you didn't tell me. And then we see two clips of two years ago where Candace and Giselle, the Candace received a text from a friend that Michael is at a strict club. Which, don't you see what this is? I mean, you just saw the motivation people. Yes, and by the way, I just, I saw an article yesterday that I'm trying to find

it now that Monique and Chris are separating. Did you see something like that? So weird. So Ashley went, Ashley said that she talked to Monique a week ago. Monique said that they're separating. The Monique and Chris made a video that said, can people be people are saying this is bad, is we need to voice thing and getting all mad and then actually reiterated when someone asked her again a Bravo Conch, like, well, that's what she told me. So, I don't really know, but they also just signed on

for another season of love and marriage. What are they? Vienna. Yeah, I'm origin. I just tried to Google search. I wrote a Monique Coleman instead of Samuel So I was like there's no information on here, but it's kind of seems like money like maybe trying to get a little Gossip going at Bravo Con

I don't know that was by the way That was the one piece of gossip that was not about Bravo Con that I said at the top of the episode And then I realized actually that's relevant to what we're talking about. And now we've addressed it. So we don't even have to talk about it. We're not even going to do take a seat. In fact, we're going to stand. We're going to go somewhere and stand up, stand in the seat.

How about that? So now we're going, now we go to the dance studio and Ashley shows up with cupcakes. So this is the big TikTok dance thing for getting through a divorce. By the way, I don't know if you noticed it, but right before this scene, we see flowers on a sidewalk and some steps on there. I did not notice that. It's good to see their b-rolls still like.

There's stonk flowers to do. Commentary. Yeah. Also the editor, I'm sorry, Ben, but also the editors do something else this episode where they keep putting the snake rattle in everywhere. Have you noticed that? No, I did it did not they're always misplaced care It's like when I got my booms down. It's like

It sounds like when you sometimes are like walking in a hallway and your your foot like hatches like the door stop things Yeah, it's like Wendy. I'm gonna teach you boys how to cook So It's like Wendy, I'm gonna teach you boys how to cook. Bwahaha. So Ashley, so Robin shows up, Robin's first, which is they're all like shocked, they're Robin's first, because she's always last. And she, and Ashley tells Robin that she spoke to Candace about those DMs and everything. And then, oh, this is where it was.

This is where Ashley got a text from Karen. And Karen said, Ashley, I'm so excited to do, I was so excited to drop a like, it's hard with you. And I unfortunately think it's best I go home because I have a 145 degree fever. And you know, do twerk for me if you can and have fun. But then there's also a photo of Karen standing

with like her car, like smiling, like, and on top of that, here's a car. Can't just pop it for me. Just like this 102. I've got a 102 fever, Ashley, and then Ashley's like, she can't come, she's got a 102 fever. Karen has a 102 fever, where's Karen? 102 fever.

She deemneded it to 43. So yeah, so there's cupcakes and champagne and just all comes and so they're all, you know, Halloween or whatever. And so they think that Karen is just lying because she's mad that Sheree is coming, which of course Robin is trying to trigger Karen with this whole time because now Karen is friends with Jacelle again, so Robin's gonna do whatever she can to ruin it. Right, yeah, so Karen's basically avoiding Sheree's here and they're just like all joking, or they're talking about it and stuff. And so Ash is asking what what happened. And Jazeel now thinks she's like, well, I want to find out what happened because I think Cherisah has the tea on Karen. So now she thinks that Cherisah actually

is like more to the story. Cheris is coming on to give it. Cherisah is coming on to give it to Karen. Yeah. So Jazeel, they're starting to drink and Ash actually thinks she's on the wagon. And of course, Jizal doesn't leave that for two seconds. She's like, you set that at the party and I looked up and you were guzzling it down.

I was like, God damn. And I was like, well, it's a journey. Okay. It's for a higher vibration so I can get pregnant. Yeah. I was like, okay. We'll enjoy that journey. So, so Robbins, like, she's like, okay, we'll enjoy that journey. So so Robbins like, she's like,

Robbins says, do you all have something to talk about? And she's like, do we? And now she's like, well, I feel like at the spring fling, you're like a little accusatory with like the what's going on? Are you doing this for attention? She's like, you're conflicting two different conversations, not conflicting conflicting. I want you to fight with two different conversations But I was saying Mia is doing social media for attention as for you It was and just sure he's just barges in again This is what she did at the party. She just barges in she's like hello. Have everybody hello She just barges in she's like hello have everybody hello

So just I was like okay, well hold on to race because I was first wrong with me. She's like I Are seris seris seru's Char truce god dang, but she's like hold on I have things to say it Ashley. Yeah She's like, I, my no means, was being accusatory, but my intention was to express that divorce is not something that I play with. And it seemed like you were playing with it to bit da, because you're like getting a divorce, but also by house with the man.

And I don't play around with divorce. I just gossip about it da. It's a horrible thing, but fun to talk about da. You don't buy a house with someone you are divorcing. Two things I'm serious about. Divorce, sa, cancer, rap. I was like, why are you what? What are you? Having a protest against everyone's life in Chiselle. Okay, like get your paint your walls. And then Ashley, and then Ashley, her response is not great. She's like, she's like, but you did you and Jamal reconcile? And Chiselle's

like 15 years later. And she's like, it doesn't matter. I didn't know there was a statute of limitations on someone's affections. I was like, so you're going to buy this house on spec that you and Michael may rekindle 15 years down the line. No, she's just saying it's my fucking business. This old this ritual man is going to die any second. Why not get half of the money when his fucking car goil ass goes under?

He's gonna buy me a $2 million house. What the fuck would I divorce him for? You know, he's gonna still pay all our bills. Yeah. So you can divorce him later. Yeah. Such as I was like, well, are you guys back together? Rah.

And she's like, no, but we could be back together. I mean, Michael hasn't cheated on me and he hasn't had any children outside of her marriage. Well, we had to move the goalpost. I know. It just all goes, he hasn't cheated on you and she goes, not lately. Yeah, but I like when she said, you know, it's not like he had a child out of, he had a child outside of the relationship because that's really a sign on just now because that's what you all did. Oh, allegedly. You're right. It's. There's so many things you miss on this episode. Yeah, because Ashley Sneaky, you know, she talks like, I mean, it's not like he had a child outside the relationship, so that's good.

And I was like, why would she say that, but then it was a hidden jab. So, um, Jacelle's like, I don't know. What am I talking about? I got lost. Sorry. The more there's only 45 minutes left of the episode. Kind of kidding. So Ash is, so, um, she's saying that she doesn't have a... There's no tension.

They're having a good divorce. There's no tension. It's not as hostile as it is for some other people, which is hilarious because I feel like we always meet these people who go, are like, actually like actually like we're having a really good amicable divorce. I'm like enjoy it now because it's a bit to get us say. Oh right. When he sends all your money to his fucking Swiss bank account that you can't get a hold of.

Yeah. So basically, I think it's none of just all business, but I also think just also right and actually it's just lying to get a storyline. Yeah. So then Jisels, like, well, look, I want happiness, I want peace, and then we get the teacher, the dance teacher. So they also go in and warm up, and they're doing like, they're sexy dancing.

And Candace and Mia end up coming. And then, and Shasha's like, oh, I got a Charlie horse already. So that is so Shah in like the sexy heels TikTok dance class to be like, Charlie horse. I got a Charlie horse. So me is like,

well, I'm just coming here for Ashley because she didn't come at me sideways. And the reason I didn't respond to Jizalfe tax is because I don't respond to Jisal's text, it's because I don't respond to people who are dance-respectful. And once you disrespect me, you go back to making a point in a ban. And I just love how she like lands those lines.

Like she's like, god, I'm just over-scold. Jisal does not care. She's like the embodiment of how she really think she just did something. And then meanwhile Wendy's advancing her storyline, which is that she has so much on her plate. She's like, I have to shaple one, my son's field trip, and then do commentary on the new Supreme Court justice.

And I can't even manage the things that are on my plate. And here I am doing something else. I got a plate with too much stuff on it. From the Supreme Court to Swetha class in a Swet mall. But I like when she says, yeah, I was very busy because I had to do commentary on the Supreme Court and then we cut to the footage and go, what do you have to say?

She goes, I can't even put it into words. Like, great. How much money do you make for this exactly? She's like, well, I'm so happy for Contagee Brown, but I wonder if she has as much stuff on her plate as I do. Can't get it all done, am I right? I bet she taught her children how to cook. So then they do this sexy dance class and Robin can't do it. Everyone else can do it pretty well. I mean those leg extensions.

I'm like wow all of you can extend your leg up like that. I know. And Jizzo it was funny because Jizzo was really good at she had like all her ankles and then it cuts to Robin. Like well isn't Jizzo, notorious for being a terrible dancer. Well, maybe as soon as they slow it down, it's like you just have to stretch your leg up slowly. She can do that. Yeah, it's more about, I think she can pose, but she can't dance, and this dancing was slow enough. That was kind of like a series of poses. Yeah, it was just like pose transitions.

Well, good for her, yeah, she looked great. So, yeah, I was just like, wow, I've never seen these scenes from the wow, these housewives are all very talented, but this one I was like, yeah, it's extensions. So then it ends and they all, of course, me is like, I'm going all home and the show team when I learned, which gives us all a great visual. Damn, damn. And then I can't just announce that she's not drinking because of IVF because they're gonna go out to like the man the lobby area to have cocktails and stuff. So of course Robin and just I'll have a fucking problem with it. Well Robin, she's like, what are you having alcohol? And she says because of IVF and she says, what does that even mean? I mean, can you guys just try? And she says, well yeah, but I'm gonna freeze my eggs. She goes, but if you can still try,

why would you just waste $18,000? I don't think you understand the idea of a backup plan, which makes plain why you live in a little brick house. Whose name's you putting on the eggs? So Shasha is like, so Ashnie, you're gonna put out a divorce statement and when does that gonna happen? And Ashley's like, well, I'm gonna put it out when I'm approved for my law at the bank. Basically, they're not announcing a divorce until they can lock down this house. Yeah, but Ashley's just like, loon fraud.

She's like, well, we're gonna divorce, but I have better credit with Michael. So the second we get our house, then I'm gonna divorce him. And the bank's gonna be stuck with my ass. And it's also like Michael's connection to the bank too. So it's like, it's like, okay. So then, Jacelle saying that Jacelle wants

to talk to Candace about Chris's behavior. She wants to approach it and she didn't like Chris sliding into her DMs and the way he acted, the reunion, which was funny, by the way, it was funny that they actually voiced the words, the reunion, because every other time, on every show on Bravo, whenever they mentioned stuff that happened at the reunion,

they always vaguely say, I didn't like what happened when we were in New York together. You know? So it was like that was, I feel like a moment to actually articulate the reunion. So she says, Candace Down, they're sitting on the Downs studio floor and she's like, well, I wanted to talk to you really quickly. In light of Chris, he DMed Ashley, which I know you know about.

There was a situation where Chris made me feel completely uncomfortable. And at this point, I need to tell you. I was like, okay okay so now you've worked it up and now you've worked yourself into a real lather about this. Yes I was extremely uncomfortable. We were in the reunion and we were at the hallway talking and he was like can I talk to you in your room man? I was like cool because my uh, because my glam is in my room, uh, but I get to my room and my glam is gone, uh, and I merely felt like I didn't want to be in this situation, uh, So Candace is like, okay, well did he do something? Did he say something? She goes, no, and she goes, no, because he wouldn't do that. So now you see Candace is starting to get a little bit, so I was like, wow, Candace is such a good listener as a friend. She's like, how can I help? What did he do? What did he say? And she's like,

yep, he wouldn't do that. So what happened then? So she's like, well, to be honest with you, Candice, it was a long day. I was tired. I don't really know why, but I don't want to be in a room with a married man. So the next day, I tell Cal this and Cal's like, well, I don't like that because he knew I was going to be gone because he said, goodbye to me before I left. I was like, okay, so you didn't get enough of reaction from when you were telling Robin. So you've added in this Cal thing to make it look like Chris tricked you into going to your own room.

Come on! But then I also mentioned that I had to go to traffic court, and on top of that, that there was a bird in my yard, and he heard court and yard and realized I was staying at a court yard by Marriott. He picked up on all the signs. So let's see. So then Candace goes, oh, okay. So this is the thing now. So Chris is going to be attacked this year.

As you know, no, he's not. Yes, he is. So Chris thinks of you and Robin and Ashley as friends. And you've been to our home. Chris has cooked for you. You kept me at our home. Yeah, she's saying this as if like, it's like an honor to have Chris Bassett

make you duck feed us whatever it was. He has to cook in classes on YouTube and currently helps refill sugar so that the W, even though he's not his job. He will tell you right this way if you go to the W and this is how you treat him. You want a rooftop patio seat? Call him, just give him a call.

You want someone to turn on that heater or turn it down or something and then come over to your table and say, gosh, I can never get this thing to work. There you go. You have a couple extra wrinkles on your shirt. He will tell you, possibly write you up for him, but always support you through the process. Okay. So she's like, and you're going to say, my husband made you feel uncomfortable and she's like 100% duh. And she's like, I don't have any issues with Chris. And she is, well, Chris, And just goes I don't have any issues with Chris and she is well Chris

Who would put his jacket on a puddle so you didn't have to walk on water? Who would pour you a drink when you didn't even ask for it or be there for you whenever your insult was out? Do you need it more or you didn't want regular pepper? You wanted fresh ground. And if you had dropped your knife on the floor, he would just be there in about 10 minutes with a new knife. Chris, okay. And Candace is like, she is pissed because she sees what Giselle is trying to do.

And she looks directly at the camera and is like, what are we doing? What is this? Yeah, she's getting really pissed and Giselle is using language. She's using like modern language to make him look like more of a villain, I think. Cause she goes, yes, but you can't disregard what she say.

She's, she's, she's, she's basically, she's saying, I can't do many how I feel. She can't do many how I feel. That I felt uncomfortable. Right. And this is like, aha. So she gets up and she starts getting all her shit. She goes, Eric, I need Eric.

Where is he? I don't need the camera right now. I need Eric, who we find out is the executive producer. So she goes into the bathroom for some privacy, but Eric just keeps the bathroom door open to talk to her. Like Eric does not care. Eric is like, he's like, you wanna yell at me? You can do it on camera, ma'am.

Go for it. If it's gonna be about my lining, my fucking husband, you don't want me here, because the only one who's allowed to do that is me. Okay, because Michael Darby is available for that, and that ass-grabbing motherfucker that likes to actually make people feel uncomfortable, he is available for that, not my husband.

And then we see flowers, and guess what happens to them? They slowly die. They're like, oh, no, the flowers are dying under the slander of crisp acid. And that was the end of that, that super sized episode.

So wow. There we go. Yeah, they're setting it up. So I mean, I love it. I love that, like say what you will about Jezelle I mean she shows up to work. They all show to work. Jezelle, I actually enjoy like she used to make me so fucking crazy And now I just really enjoy Even her terrible

I would never trust her but like on the show. I loved I loved watching her at least but God she plays dirty She really does, but then again, she's going for Candace. Yeah. Candace is karma, you know? It's not necessarily karma for anything she did against Jamal. I don't think. But, you know, the way you were like, oh my God, Monique traumatized me.

The way you went after Michael Darby, even though he's a total piece of shit and deserved it from somebody It's like eventually it's gonna come back around, you know, yeah, you treat people. Yeah come back. You're it is It's not only just it's not only gonna come back. It's gonna drive back No, maybe in the new one it's I'm gonna walk back Drive back didn't really catch on. Candace. Yeah, non this moment when we're worried about

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