Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes

Episode Date: July 10, 2018

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Mon...aco! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:04:41 I'm so happy to see that beautiful fawn mandering around. I was sort of expecting to have a little blue scarf on, being ready to go off to France. Yeah. But no. Well, they'll let this cast in. Yeah, I mean, I have to say this cast definitely got an upgrade with their vacations. Season one, what they went to like Rohobeth, This cast definitely got an upgrade with their vacations. You know, they season one
Starting point is 00:05:09 What they went to like Roebath be sure something like that season two They went to Bermuda and they stayed in that Janky ass hotel, but season three they're going to can they're one of the most luxurious spots We've ever seen anything since housewives go to I was like whoa that was not great Yes, I was actually shocked. I mean for this show it's like we're going camping and someone's back yard. Yeah I mean, so this was used they actually went to France. Yeah, and I thought Kenchia's Elbe hei for herself in France and of course not She's like who's taking my luggage I thought that was Karen who said that. No, it was just El. Oh, okay My luggage like screaming out in the lobby of Karen. I was like, oh, good.
Starting point is 00:05:46 You know what? They've already changed the name of French fries to Frieden Fries. I don't know, that was us. That was us. We were the one who got that. It was a very important political gesture on our part, I think.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I'm glad that that was. But I feel like France is already super mad at us all the time. So do we really need Jizzel to make it worse? France gave us the Statue of Liberty and we're giving them Jazeal. So, we're giving them the Statue of True Hew Beauty. Hew Beauty. Hew Beauty.
Starting point is 00:06:12 True Hew Beauty. So, the episode opens up. Now, I have to admit, I watched this episode after having a very large dinner and I was a little bit in food coma. So, my notes are a little wonky, which may make for fun times, but you may need to correct me on some of these things. But my very first note is that the episode opens up with Karen. I wrote down Karen in her best
Starting point is 00:06:40 lettuce top. I guess she was wearing this big green thing. It looked like a big, big thing of lettuce right on her chest. Yeah, Karen is having a very big lettuce top episode. Like she's very lettucey this whole episode. Yeah, she's really getting in touch with her like inner appetizer salad. I know I would prefer a wedge, because I love some blue cheese. Yeah, or a knee swath would actually be more appropriate
Starting point is 00:07:09 for the episode given where she's headed. So we start seeing little clips of everybody as we do at the beginning of these episodes. And Karen's like, oh, Roddy, mm, I'm pointing champagne. Hello, my favorite time of the day. And it's sad. I mean, someone on Twitter's like, oh, Roddy, mm, I'm pulling champagne alone. My favorite time of the day, and it's sad. I mean, someone on Twitter was like,
Starting point is 00:07:29 that's the saddest thing I've ever that that's her favorite time of day, drinking alone. I was like, is it not every mother's favorite time of day? Cause I know my mother said that many a time. I mean, it would be my favorite time of day, like pouring myself some champagne. I think what was sad was that the room just felt empty and and and backuous. It was it was I don't think she was sitting on bridge chairs,
Starting point is 00:07:51 but it kind of felt like she was. It kind of felt like she found an empty room unfolded a bridge chair. I was like, oh my favorite time of day. I can find this sit down here. I've taken my chair. It's like this, I see this old guy in my neighborhood. I need a little cane, but the cane could like, turn into a little stool. So he would like, he would sort of like, walk up to the bus stop, and then he'd press the thing and turn into a stool and sit down.
Starting point is 00:08:14 I'm like, that's kind of what Karen is. Yeah, well, I'm in a bridge. Karen could sit on bridge mix. Like, this is Karen, you don't know how much her budget is right now, you know? I'm sitting on bridge mix, and having a drink, I'm not so, I thought the sad part was that she was pouring two glasses of champagne but she was alone yeah yeah Karen it's like
Starting point is 00:08:31 she's always waiting for the mailman to just happen to stop by I can't be well you know I I assumed that they were just gonna come back to it because she did have two glasses I was like okay well we'll we'll come back it's gonna be Karen and Ray and Karen's gonna be like well well, Ray, I'm going to can. And I don't know if you want me to go to can or are you afraid of might be dangerous over there without as much security, as I'd like. And Ray would say something like,
Starting point is 00:08:53 no, you should go and have fun. But no, we didn't even get that. Holding his phone like he's ready to get the hell out of the room, it's usual. Exactly. We then see Candice and Chris talking about wedding registries. And I don't remember. She's like, what should we have on the wedding registry? And he's like, how about
Starting point is 00:09:09 a gun so I can shoot myself on the head? How about that? He's like, I just want to get laid every night. Like he's basically Barney Rubble in my head. He's kind of useless as a person, in my opinion. So next up is, that was rude. By the way, sorry, I'm just spouting rude shit because it's Monday. And I feel like it's my job like it is useless he works he does work you know we've had a week off we're a little rusty and we're just we're coming in guns blazing maybe blazing too hard so we take we take a back risk you know Chris you're not useless I mean unless I need an askin listen you hold pocketbooks very well for when you're when your girlfriend used to go to the bathroom
Starting point is 00:09:46 So next you help is Jacelle having lunch with her family lunch for five five people Five people we're gonna sit me down with my mom Joanne and Her kids adore Dream and Like kids adore, dream, and like fantastical or whatever, with her mom.
Starting point is 00:10:09 They're so cute. Yeah, they are cute. Which really burns me. Yeah. They really bugs me. They're like, I think just always she's an awful human being. And then she has like these three adorable people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:20 You know that she's raised, which means that she's not a horrible person because that's my rule. Like if your kids are nice Something you must have done something right right yeah her kids are like a really nice their kids are like really like Probably three of the best kids on Bravo. They're like sweet Their mom mannered. They're just lovely. They're not like they're not like Teresa's children You know these are like just good girls on a good path and They know how to treat their mother too,
Starting point is 00:10:45 because the moms, they're like, I like the pink in your hair, mom. It makes you kind of look like you're 26. I mean, here's a race. Here's an allowance race. Yeah. Yeah, so the kids they want, I give from France, they want like the super nearer,
Starting point is 00:10:58 and apparently just they'll only bring them back key chains. Like, can we not have a key chains? And even the mom was like, how many keys do they carry? Why are you always getting them keychains? Mm-hmm. Uh, so she's like, go watch your hands, kids. Uh, which is basically, she only tells them what's the food's delivered so she can eat their waffles,
Starting point is 00:11:19 which I really hate that I'm like, you just all right now, because I totally get that move. Uh, and then she tells her mom that, you know, she has to stir me up big time. Yeah, which is, she tells her mom that they broke up. And then the daughters come back to the table and they're like, what's going on? And she's like, oh, well, I'm just saying that Sherman and I are going our separate ways. And then one of her daughters didn't actually seem to realize this.
Starting point is 00:11:43 And oh my god, the crest fall and look on her face as she sort of absorbed that information just like look down like oh well back to the waffle The poor girl I felt so bad for I just want to hug her Back to watching mom do you tend to run the Apple TV again? Yeah I've done that with my friend and that is so fun. You know the Jizaldos that. You can't around the girls. What do you think about this one now? Left. When you say daddy, tell me and I'll swipe left.
Starting point is 00:12:13 So she's like, yeah, the girls definitely love Sherman, but they also love parks. So maybe we'll run into him one day. She goes they've had so much disappointment in their young lives. It's a void. I don't know if I'll be able to fill. Babe, I mean, I get I get it. I get it, but you dated Sherman for like a second. It's not a void that you don't know if you'll be able to fill. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:41 You're in a half as long enough those girls to get attached. You could see a break. Make a popover. She just stopped making the void making popovers. Because that's where I got obsessed with popover that's right. I was like I'm making popovers. Yeah, it's loved them and I had to look them
Starting point is 00:12:57 up and then I became obsessed with popovers and gain 30 pounds. So that's made them for like a year. Um, so then we have when we cut away to the to the true star of Potomac, the fawn walking around in the grass and then we come back to Monique and she's laying out all these outfits for her kids with her it's her brother her cousin whatever she's like making sure the outfits are exactly right for when she's away. I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:13:26 This is what I cannot stand. Okay, this is unnecessary. Like the kids do not have to have the perfect outfit for the next seven or eight days. So you're seeing your be like, oh, I've got so much work. I'm doing so much work. I'm just so busy. I got it I've got to do so much. You are bringing this on yourself. This is this is literally like a half an hour or an hour that you could be literally masturbating. Okay. Like instead you were like making these outfits. I mean I think on some level she enjoys it actually. But like don't tell me about how busy your life is when you were cluttering it up with like really unimportant stuff. Like literally stupid shit.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And these two were cut from the same class. Because she's like, I'm going to take a picture of when you know, I'm going to take a picture of every outfit. So she lays them on the bed and then her brother jumps into the picture. She's like, you don't need to be in the picture. He's like, oh, sorry, sorry. Yeah. And then she's like, and then I also, I have these mental Claire, she has these essential oils. And at first, I thought she meant essential oils like for their hair. But then she said, no, these are oil, these are mental clarity oils that have to go
Starting point is 00:14:30 on their wrists three times a day before school. So Chris always forgets, I'm like, he doesn't forget. He just thinks it's ridiculous and doesn't do it. Also, maybe that's not good at advertising for your mental clarity oil if he can't remember. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I travel, you know, like Dubai and stuff like that, but I've never been to France. You, something about Monique just, I just, I'm like she went to Epcot. She's so nice.
Starting point is 00:14:58 That doesn't count if you, if you went to Dubai and Epcot, it does not count. Dubai and stuff like that. What? Dubai and stuff like that. What's the thing? And stuff like that. So then she goes into her whole sales pitch with us. And the brother is just like, please leave. You know, like, I don't even get paid to be here. Like, okay, thanks for my chick filet that you bought me.
Starting point is 00:15:15 You know, like, that is not a paycheck. So he's sitting there pretending to listen to her. And she's like, oh, you know, essential oils. I don't even use medicine. I use natural remedies for everything. Like when my son was born, he had these nasal problems. And I'm not giving my son antibiotics. Tell me what am I?
Starting point is 00:15:32 Mom's scared. Oh, it works. And then that jump started the idea for Lazy Mom's website. My mom. Yeah. I don't, again, she's like, so the oil is, they cleared my kids science infection. And then that just gave me the idea for not for lazy moms
Starting point is 00:15:45 I'm like I actually kind of feel like there is something lazy about just doing like The doctor She's like here smell this scent Like you're lucky he didn't dive in ammonia. Okay, you'd be in jail. You know, she's probably an anti-vaxer. I'm just gonna say it Well, that's kind of what she's hinting at right? She's kind of saying it. Yeah, which is like does not say, well, with me, I have to say, and if there are anti-vaxxers listening, I appreciate that you listen to her podcast, but I'm afraid I don't agree with your stance in life. So, well, I'm not an anti-vaxxer politically. I'm just too lazy to go to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:16:25 So especially when I'm sick, I'm like, I'm a anti-vaccination, which means I don't want to get out. But that's fine. That's more just about you. And I'm an anti-vaxer. Yeah, exactly. I mean, anti-vaxer. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I just feel like, yeah, there's not the essential oils and that's what inspired not for lazy moms. I just still don't really see the correlation to the tumor. Yeah, and it's also kind of like- I hope her kids stay safe. Don't break an arm over there. She's like, oh, I know what will help you.
Starting point is 00:16:59 You could lift this oil. Yeah, like, you know what, if you want like mental clarity, how about you like spend more time reading with your kids or educating them rather than just giving them oil? Like that's kind of lazy. You guys want the mental clarity of a two-year-old? Have I got the product for you? So Ashley is ever her house, um, FaceTime and Grobbin while she packs.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And of course, Robin, you know, it's just as pleasant as ever. Yeah. Hi. I'm a little congested. By the way, your performance, I was like, wow, that's amazing. You did an amazing job. And I was like, thanks. I'm glad you liked it because, you know, I would have thought that like, if someone had done that for me, I would have been smiling, you know, year to year.
Starting point is 00:17:47 But then I got the pictures back from open mic night. And Michael looked a little pensive and they just show a picture of him just like scowling like, what is this dead end marriage I've gotten myself into? He's got an open wound on his nose. He's at some fucking terrible karaoke night or open mic night that he probably never gave anybody permission to have in the first place in this restaurant. Yeah. He was not happy and then Robin is so shady with everything she says because it looked like he was blushing the whole time.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, it's called Rosacea Robin. You know what you're saying. Yeah, I don't think he may have been blushing but I think he was embarrassed. I don't think he was. I don't think he may have been blushing, but I think he was embarrassed. I don't think he was. I don't think he was feeling embarrassed for everybody. I was embarrassed for kangaroos. I was embarrassed for just structures that house people inside them. Like this poor building. I was embarrassed for the wizard of. okay? Also some really embarrassing that night. I was just, yeah, I was embarrassed on many, many different levels. I was embarrassed from music. I was like, how, how is it that I can watch the Whitney documentary and then I have to be subjected to this?
Starting point is 00:18:54 Like, that's just not fair. How is it like literally too good for this world? Yeah, like, how is it, how is it that we don't have Whitney, but we have Ashley? That's not right. So Ashley's logic is so crazy. She's like, Wow, that was me trying to work on our marriage. And if he wants to be as an infested in this marriage, then it's history to write me a song or whatever. I don't really know what she's going for about. Yeah, I have a heart. I can't believe that like him not smiling during her off-key embarrassing performance. It is more of a deal breaker than him lying about wanting to have a baby and then say he doesn't want to have a baby with her.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah, so she made a video of that also. I think she's in Karen's bath job. Something like that. The whole thing is the whole thing is crazy. So then she's like, so you're going to come to France right even though you don't feel good. Robyn's like, well, I don't trust Monique as genuine. I'm not sure if I should take this multi-thousand dollar trip that she's offering me for free.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. For me, it wants to sort of stay home with Juan and our spacious new two bedroom apartment. I mean, if I didn't want to wear a teot or I could do that at home. I mean, I, I don't know, I kind of want to stay home and have shitty vegan food. But then again, I mean France is nice too. That's a draw. So Ashley said, I know French.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Can you teach me how to say, show the fuck up? Yeah, now she's like, I have to work on that one. I'm like, you actually just said it. She said she said mail day fair mate fair mate. Well, this matter That's not me stupid. Fair mate. I'm just I don't know French. Yeah, either way. Now it's the airport. Yeah, the airport Karen comes with her best friend her ponytail wig
Starting point is 00:20:41 It's just very cute. Karen's wig game I have to say is abstract killing it. Oh, it's what we're going to say abstract. I want to guard. I think her wigs are so cute. She opened in a good wig. Now she's at the airport and get now. You don't have to remind me of a glue game. It's not that great.
Starting point is 00:21:02 It reminds me of when I was a kid I played with those Lego people and you could put little hair on them and like for fun sometimes you put the hair on like sideways and be like look they're like they're the side of their hair is over their face like bangs that's like what Karen has done she's doing like Lego experimentation with her hair. Yeah but she doesn't have that one clip that'll just make it stay on you know. No she's gonna show up in like a motorcycle helmet or whatever, like whatever the Lego helmets are. She's like, well, I'm Batman today.
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Starting point is 00:22:48 know why this producer suddenly gets lines, but she's all up in this episode. She's like, has your French by the way. And then we came to see all the housewives talk about how well they know French and Karen's like, Louse, hey. Do you know any French words? And she's like, not one, not one. The only word I know how to say is security. Security. But my mama told me if she don't know the language, just don't act like you do. That's what makes you look like an asshole.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Mm. So, um, yeah. So Karen starts now talking about just all not being a good friend at the airport, because they're not talking to each other. They're not talking to each other at the airport. I love how she's, I mean, Karen runs away. She's, because they're standing in front of the airport and she goes, hmm, hmm, well, all that now. I'm going to have some air conditioning in here because it's
Starting point is 00:23:38 hot. Like you say, you're like literally going for the shape That's her her version of shade is to actually find a shady space Shade no shade actually I really would like some shade right now girl. You better stop being shady actually be shady Girls have got one punch left in my sparrows. So I'm just gonna head on to security make sure I get that size of Pizza and enjoy everyone on me. Which he says, just how's it going to crappy friend? We get a montage of Karen just being terrible. Security!
Starting point is 00:24:12 And then the mind coming up turn her being like, that's a bullshit. That's a bullshit. Move on, please. Move on. You've had your five minutes clown. So I also want to give a shout out to Ashley who dressed like she's part of like a modern dance troupe for this trip. She was just like a like a black leotard, like I was expecting like some sort of like
Starting point is 00:24:33 strange like baseline to start playing in her do some some movements some like Martha Graham or whatever. I'm doing it for my marion. So now they're off to Nice and they're in the airplane. And we're seeing the usual stuff, which is just, you know, like the cell phone footage that they shoot when they're on airplanes and stuff. But there's a twist because Monique upgraded herself to first class because there were some upgrades left. So she and Shasha went to first class, leaving everyone behind in that horrific, horrific
Starting point is 00:25:04 business class. And so, you know, I mean, it's just like you, it's like you can stretch out and you can lie all the way down, but you still want, if you wanted like five extra inches, you don't have them. But, um... Business class is so nice, especially for this, this cast. Like, when is Giselle flying business class? Can anybody please name it? It's not true. She's never flown a flight where you can pull up a wall
Starting point is 00:25:29 between you and the other person, okay? I'm just not gonna believe it. No, never. So she and Robin are sitting there in business class along with the rest of the cast. And they are mad because Monique upgraded first class. Like, well, I thought this was supposed to be a girl's trip. I thought we're all supposed to be together.
Starting point is 00:25:44 And it's just not very nice to, you know, like you just like leave us in the dust. I'm like, you guys are the ones who said, you, if you came on the trip, you weren't gonna hang out with her. Like that was part of your life. Like you really wanna be together with her, come on. Yeah, you were the one,
Starting point is 00:25:59 that was like part of your demands. Like if we come, we don't wanna have to, actually have to hang out with you Monique. Okay, and now she's like, okay, fine. I'm going my first class upgrade and they're mad You're mad. I mean you're in business class and who wants to hang around you anyway? You're so mean she's like Ashley is snoring and she called out another guy's name I and it wasn't Michael just saying like Jesus Christ eat your peanuts. Can you have one moment? Eat your peanuts. You want to get the ropes You're peanuts just want to try to roast something like. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Christake. Yes. Enough. And it's starting out shady. It's starting out shady. I'm like, you are literally in business class. You're in business class. Stop it. Stop complaining. You literally have a shade that you can pull up
Starting point is 00:26:37 between you and the person sitting like, so be quiet. So then Monique is, you know, this is one of those shows where you're like, oh, it just doesn't asshole. So it switches to the next person. You're supposed to be like, yay, it's not to sell. But instead it's Monique, who's being just as awful. She's in first class with Sheree,
Starting point is 00:26:54 and they're talking between their little wall. And here comes the producer up again. She's like, what do you guys chatting up here? And Monique's like, well, we're talking about like, you know, when you like married to an NFL pair, because we, you know, we both have that. And most people just don't get it. It's like all glamour. And they think that's just it. Think about what we have to go through. Do you want to see the pictures of my children's outfits that I painstakingly after the day? I, I, I FaceTime for Chris before I I got on the plane and he forgot to put my baby's belt on.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I mean, that's an accessory that I selected. I mean, it is so hard to be a barrageon athlete. They just think they can just take away all your fashion choices for your children. Yeah, and I hate when she keeps saying, it's my turn. It's my turn for him to be there for me. Okay, then it's your turn to make $100 million. Yeah, go ahead and and like yeah, it's your turn to like
Starting point is 00:27:49 Spend burn through like tens of thousands of dollars to go to the South of France to learn about essential oils Okay So Saria see you can tell Saria's is drunk because she's not even talking. She's just staring at her like mm-hmm I got first class. Oh think they would ever think need to say this is quite an impressive hoverboard this thing is moving because I'm leaning right now now that I'm in first class I guess it makes it a whistle I'm the co-host of the fake-case-on. So they land! Oh, three. How was the reason to talk more in this episode?
Starting point is 00:28:31 Hmm, well, I tried to, but... I have nothing really very interesting to say. To them to read this airplane. This airplane is daved. Wow, this airplane... I bet Most people are only allowed to bring on one carry on the one personal item I brought three So they land and ask he's like I feel like shit
Starting point is 00:29:04 But ramen is already taking the sit crown so like let's see who can get more attention. And poor Ashley just walks around and frasks like, and nobody says, do you feel okay? Yeah. No one does it to her. I mean, while I was watching it, I had, you know, I'm getting over this cold and I'm more or less fine, but at night, like her cough, like, wears this ugly head and I'm like sitting there,
Starting point is 00:29:18 like, hacking up along, watching them be sick. I'm like, this is not helping me right now. Yeah. So let's see. So they get to, so they get, they land and there's a helicopter. Yeah, they're getting into helicopters to go to Can because, you know, why drive there when you get to get a helicopter and the Prince of Monaco lands in his helicopter nearby and Karen's like, oh, Prince of Monaco, hi, hi, hi, how are you? And the Prince of Monaco's like, you've had your five minutes clown.
Starting point is 00:29:46 That's some bullshit. Prince of Monaco comes out, he's just a mime. Oh, move on, move on, we're here as the prince, move on. Now they look at Karen and she's the mime, in that world, she's the clown face, you know. You know, they're just like waiting for her to go down a escalator with like, when will she do it? So look, that lady is like flying in a helicopter. What a, that's a good mind.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Oh, that Ashley's like, it's you look up the leash, you know, it's a dictionary. You go see Karn with her lopsided wig. Yeah, as Karen's like sitting there on the helipad to incurses like your honor your honor your majesty So we see you in the helicopter and Ashley's like yeah, there's sharks in the water and kids like ladies Ignore that Ladies ignore that. Thank you very much. Thank you. You know after all I've gone through Health issues with my parents my fragrance The health issues with my parents, my fragrance, some tax issues was raised, like what? I kind of list as much.
Starting point is 00:30:47 My laziness player has been skipping a lot recently, it's been very hard, I've been trying to get through a Paul Reiser film and can only get through the first 20 minutes, difficult. I didn't have paper in the facts machine, it was just moaning and to see for days like it's missing its money. Which I believe I got a fax the other day, said, page three out of five, and I'm saying to myself, where's the copage who's this from? So they landing can and they're staying on my favorite street point Quisson.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I didn't notice that point, girl. So that's my favorite street too. And Robin, the trip advisor advisor the head of trip advisor is like this is amazing I can't just read five stars well actually four because once they didn't like it I always feel like Robin leads like a musical theater director behind her just being like do this! This is amazing. Wow. Oh my God, I just spoke to the street through our medium.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Hmm. So they go to the hotel and the guys like, Misfiibo, who? Shasha Favovabal! And, uh, money, psych mercy. Yeah. And he says, he says,
Starting point is 00:31:59 he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he, Biamini, I mean, come on. You seem to be doing the best, right? I mean, come on.
Starting point is 00:32:09 He's like, welcome, you stupid American. And she's like, what? I don't know French. This was English. So we have set up a wonderful room for you. Here's some champagne. And we told the guy over at the French sizzler to pretend that he has an essential oil factory for you
Starting point is 00:32:23 so that's what you can be entertained. So they all get flowers and say Angelina Jolie a lot. I mean, I'm really ignorant too out on that French. But they're like, Angelina Jolie, Angelina Jolie. Quasson, escargot, Quasson. And so Monique got, of course, she got herself a sweet, a big old sweet because it's her birthday too. And then she got a second sweet, and then so she goes up to Robin and Jizzelle.
Starting point is 00:32:48 She's like, well, now I know you guys both like didn't wanna come on the trip. And like, I don't wanna, like, because you guys were having reservations, I thought I'd do something nice, and I got an extra sweet, and I thought I'd give you the sweet, but you guys can choose amongst yourself.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I'm like, that is shady. Well, I love that Jacelle just gets the face, like she's ready to fight. You know that Jacelle face, she's like, mm, mm, mm, and then Robin coughs, but no one cares. Yeah. So they're both staring at each other and Robin's like, I guess she should go to Jacelle.
Starting point is 00:33:19 She's like, thanks. Yeah, welcome to Jacelle. Jacelle first, like, well, I think that they should go to Robin because you and Robin almost had a physical confrontation where it's ours is only verbal and I think it would be good for you to have this way, it'd be making men's or whatever and Robin's like, yeah, but I also think that maybe you should go to yours. I will, sure, I will take it. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I hate when people are nice to the mean one just to shut them up. And as a waiter, like, you have to do that, like the squeaky wheel gets greased or whatever, but just get a new wheel. Yeah, okay. The squeaky can cut it off. Get a bicycle. I would get a bicycle before I gave Giselle anything for being mean. Like, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Here's a reward for being addicted to me. Ever since I came on this show, a sweet. Yeah, or just maybe just get one sweet. Don't get a second sweet. How about that? Yeah, give just maybe just get one sweet. Don't get a second sweet. How about that? Yeah, give it a thotha. Thotha. The feature of Thursday.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Still, the hostess of this trip, I the third of the sweet. Go Robin. Will she ever learn? And then this is when she says, I was like, where's the luggage coming? I need my luggage. I really thought that was Karen who said that, but either way, they're both assholes. So now they all all get to their rooms and there's like a little car that says beyond the new off-rons and Jiselle's reading
Starting point is 00:34:30 She's like Bonavue off-rons. I was like you may not speak French, but you can at least like understand letters Okay, Bonavue what or just don't say that So everybody's getting little gifts and they have cards and stuff and now just all is happy because she's got a sweet. So she's like, well, thank you, Monika. That was actually a heartfelt. Yeah, because you were in a sweet, really heartfelt. She's like, I have an extra sweet when you guys figure it out.
Starting point is 00:34:58 So Candace facetimes Chris and she's like,, and she's like what are you up to? I'm just waking up for breakfast and we go to the gym trying to be healthy. She's like oh she's starting over on your diet for the 700th time. She's what the minute I leave you're gonna start doing things that go into the gym and he's like well what about you doing things like going to friends like this couple I really don't need to hear this couple talk ever again but she's mad because she's at the French River Europe and she doesn't have a view of the French Reviera. And he's like, oh, go out of your room, loser. Yeah, she's like, look at this view and she like opens up her window and it's just like a courtyard view or whatever. And he's like, yeah, so she's like, I mean,
Starting point is 00:35:39 I can't even see the reviera. Like, I just want to throw her in the Riviera. I just send her, this is like, tire to a barrel and send her off to those Mediterranean sharks. I don't know, it's like a stuming view. Yeah, it's so nice. It's so nice of you. You're in the Riviera. These are ungrateful bitches. Yeah, you're seeing France, okay. And then Shasha, this cracked me up. Did you notice this? They all received these bouquets of flowers.
Starting point is 00:36:04 And so Shawshas in her room and she's putting their flowers in the vase and she's like, oh, how did they know I was getting flowers? My favorite is Robin in her room. She's going if you're a get back and she goes, is that butter? What is that? Chocolate? Mmm. I mean, it makes me just so sad for America. It's that part of her. Oh, it's a good song. So Ashley calls her mom and her mom's like, I love my gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Which, I mean, really sounds like please send me my name. Yes. I feel like in here. But Ashley is like, you know, I cut off my mom and she's still being loving towards me unlike Michael. You know, maybe my mom's love is unconditional and Michael's isn't like at all. Kind of. You did also just being Michael over the head with really terrible audio.
Starting point is 00:36:59 So give the man a minute to recover. Okay. I'm like, Ashley, what part of Michael's love being unconditional, or conditional did you never realize? He literally has made an ultimate in like every season. It's like, well, I will tell you that I love you once you make the restaurant a success, and then I will say I love you,
Starting point is 00:37:18 and then maybe consider having a baby. You know, like everything is like, comes with a specific condition. Yeah, he's gross. And I wish it she just would never have signed that second prenup. Yeah, you've already been through this one. You deserve money at this point. Also, what fix is now?
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, maybe a second prenup is actually more of a, maybe it was a slighway protecting her assets. Like I'm on the real housewife and you don't get to touch it in my real housewives money. Well, that's true. Yeah, how many family restaurants can one person have and still call themselves, you know, rich? Yeah. So yeah, Robin and Jacelle are next and, uh, well basically everybody's getting ready. Yeah, because they're not going to go out but they're going to have like a dress up night in. Yeah, and Jacelle is like, we are in France. We are cute at all times. We may be tired
Starting point is 00:38:04 but we're going to be cute because you never know times. We may be tired, but we're gonna be cute. Cause you never know who's gonna show up. Is it gonna be Ejus Elba? Is it gonna be Georgio Armante's grandson? Mm-hmm. Like, Georgio Armante. I wrote Al Montey. I was like, really, really?
Starting point is 00:38:18 Really Juzelle? You never know when Greta vs. Scott Trey may show up? Great. That's so cool. Oh, poor Giselle. Is that butter? No, it's not. So if you have Bloren, may I?
Starting point is 00:38:36 So they go up to Monink's and As and Karen isn't her second lettuce outfit of today. This is like an olive green lettuce jumpsuit with the cape. And it has like these weird like diamond cobwebs. They sort of look like doilys, sort of like cobwebs, sort of look like diamond bird shit. Whatever it is, it does not seem to match. Yeah, it's terrifying, but I love that Karen can like find pajamas with a cape and jewels on them.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Well, you're so caring. Just I was like, oh, is that a Ralph Lauren? Is that dolo by Ralph Lauren? So they all start, of course, doing whatever group of ass-wise start doing when they are at a beautiful sunset, taking selfies and making each other take pictures of each other. So Candace is like, can you do a full body of me? And then Monique was the one who was cracking me up because she's like, Karen, take a picture of me. Karen's like, okay, is it working?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Why's it taking us time? Why's it taking us time? Why's it taking us time? I'm like, we have to push it, Karen. She's like, why am I asking Karen to take a picture? Just press the button, Karen. She's like, what do I have to ask for? Is this work like a Kodak Advantage?
Starting point is 00:39:51 Please tell me. All right, now be careful, okay. All right, I took the photo, and now where's our one hour photo development shop? Where are we? What about that? So she takes this beautiful picture of Bunik. They show us the picture, and it's stunning.
Starting point is 00:40:03 And Monika's well, it's a bit dark, but. It's like, geez, it's sunset. Yeah, it's called Photoshop. I mean, even Karen said that. I was like, oh, you can brighten that up, Photoshop. But literally, it's a shop where you bring your photos and they bring it to you. You can just fax in your requests.
Starting point is 00:40:18 So it's time for Monique's bad news. She's like, okay, everybody ding, ding, ding. Here's the plans for France. We're gonna go to a distillery where they make essential oils. For my business, I can tell you about essential oils, but I'm just so excited. I'm just so like, really?
Starting point is 00:40:32 It's like, we're in the French Riviera. This, we are basically, we are like footsteps away from ProVombs, we are on the Mediterranean, and you're gonna make us go to essential oils? No. And then Monique's like, and then because Karen's developing a scent, we're gonna make us go to essential oils? No, and then and then Monique's like and then because Karen's developing a cent We're gonna go to grass which is you know the perfume capital the world and and Karen's like oh This is a master class planning, you know, I shouldn't have to do that
Starting point is 00:40:55 But she really thought about is this mass this is grown woman is grown woman right here master class anti security anti security So inside there's twerking lessons for Karen. Yeah, it's just horrifying as we all think it will be. Yeah, she looks like a cat just scratching her butt up against one of those. Yeah, it was like a cartoon. It's like a semester the cat, you know, getting his booty ready to scratch something. Yeah, so they're bored, so she tells us like, oh, I haven't been evil. So now I'll be evil. So she's like, so, Karen, now I wanted to ask you about your perfume. What's going on with that?
Starting point is 00:41:35 What's the stage you're in? No. Any Karen's like, oh, well, I mean, what stage are you in? Which doesn't really make sense. And even Karen knows, like, she's like, I'm just kidding. I didn't know what we were talking about. I just knows like she's like I'm just kidding I didn't know we're talking about it I'm just got that grass head. I'm just so excited She just knows because Jacelle doesn't even try and hide her tone so Karen's like well, what's it you win?
Starting point is 00:41:54 Just I was like the stage is in business. That's my business. That's a stage. I'm in business He was like well, I'm in the good stage. I'm in the good stage. It's one past discovery. It's the good stage It's the math stage. Matt Matt bringing stage over here. I'm gonna get on the stage You know, I'll be on from you and mall and I'll be the good stage the It's one past discovery. It's the good stage. It's the math stage. Matt, Matt, bring the stage over here. I'm gonna get on the stage. You know, I'll be on from you and all and I'll be the good stage, the current stage. What about you? What stage? What stage are you? She's like, good, why are you getting so defensive, Karen? Which obviously we know why because she's being a total asshole. So then they all start jumping on Karen. And Rob is like, oh really? when is your perfume coming out then?
Starting point is 00:42:25 And she's like, I'm sorry, but it's just not adding up Karen. It's fishy. It's a Gucci girl. Okay. It's just fun. I'm sorry. No, I was like, I was like, huh, I remember when I said that, that was fun. Yeah, she's like, what about Matt?
Starting point is 00:42:38 What about Matt? I love him. He's the only Matt in my Siri book. I'll tell you that about Matt. What about Matt? What about Matt? Pretty great lawyer slash assistant slash interior designer slash caterer slash driver. He's a only Matt in my Siri books. Yeah, I'll tell you that about that. What about, what about, pretty great lawyer slash assistant slash interior designer slash caterer slash driver.
Starting point is 00:42:48 He's a wonderful man. I only have maps around me to my contrast. Ashley, you don't like that. Ashley, what is it? Ashley, what is it? And Ashley's like, well, I'm just saying you need to worry about spreading your business car. Yeah, this whole scene, you can tell worry about spreading your business current.
Starting point is 00:43:09 This whole scene, you can tell that they were like, OK, at one point, we're going to go after her. We're going to get her perfume. Then you go mad. And they're like, OK, I'll start jumping and Karen has no idea what's coming at it. It's like the resurrection of the great fall scandal because Ashley, it's like, well, he was at a gay club and he got really drunk and he told everyone that Karen isn't living in great falls
Starting point is 00:43:26 That she lives in an apartment and then Shaw Shaw also starts chiming in and says like well Ray how the townhouse and Karen has been staying at the townhouse at night Yeah, before they were married he had a bath for a bath But then they kept it after they got married. And now that's where he's staying. Which is so fishy on so many levels that he just kept his bachelor pad this whole time. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:51 So Karen's like, well, I know that we don't always agree. But if there's something you can tell me, that's alarming me. I'd really like to know. Also, Ashley, one thing she leaves out is that it's probably Michael who heard this to Gapar. Yeah. Like while we're throwing gays stones.
Starting point is 00:44:07 She's like, are you still living at your home in Great Falls? And she goes, oh, I am, I am, yes, I am, I'm a sure I am, which you know it's a lie. Like kind of so obvious. Yes. If Jared ever murders somebody, you're going to know right away. Yes, exactly. She's like, no, I didn't murder him. I was walking on a beach. I was somewhere between 12 and 3 pm
Starting point is 00:44:27 And I was looking at seals. There were seals and their fish. It was wonderful time I wasn't anywhere close to that house when John Fleeve walked in and hand accidentally got shot in the head I don't know how I know those details. I just assumed that's what happened Every season there's like some drama about where Karen lives and I fucking love it because every season she finds a reason to lie about where she's living. Exactly. It's the best fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:44:53 It's the best running storyline ever. So first she tries to laugh and I'm like, oh, and nothing more rumours about me. Like, where am I living now? A shelter? A shelter? A tax shelter? I don't know what that is, anyway. So then, it's then like no townhouse and she's like, well, there is a townhouse. It's adjacent to my estate.
Starting point is 00:45:08 And they show like the house, like Karen's house, and then like pans the left, like Karen's townhouse. I'm like, that is not a townhouse. It's just like, the townhouse is connected to the regular house, which is connected to the tailbone, which is connected to the kneebone. So, hmm, anybody want to have a doctor's song now? Uh, Sasha. Sorry. No, I was just going to just like, so which do you live in? The townhouse and the house, and she was, well, both if I want to.
Starting point is 00:45:36 My son is trying to save some coin. And Ashley, don't say I'm lying. I live my life, Ashley. I'm living in my truth, Ashley. Yeah, yeah. And then living in my truth, Ashley. Yeah, yeah. And then Shasha, though, Shasha actually brings up the best evidence that we've seen yet. She's like, normally when people move,
Starting point is 00:45:53 they take their funnets, the wisdom, but with Karen furniture, that stays furniture. And they show, like Karen's furniture and the old place, the new place. I was like, ooo, the kind of busted her on that one. Shasha finally landed one. But is she saying she moved or she didn't move?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Because she's saying she didn't move. She's just living in the other house where her son can save some money, which I guess means he's living in the main house to say, like Karen makes no sense. I don't even know. But then, yeah, it doesn't, I don't I don't even know but then yeah, it doesn't I don't know what it was But then Karen says something that doesn't even really make sense She's like well, it's a night in the city which is where Michael moved you and you guys are breaking up And I was like I don't get it and then Nash is like bitch. I lived in the city
Starting point is 00:46:36 Oh, we don't do to be here. I don't say we don't do the beam Yes, we do and people are arbitrarily coming up to me in the streets. Are arbitrarily. Like, police manners are like, by the way, Karen lives in a townhouse and just walks away. I don't address ignorance. People talk about where I live and that gives me relevance. I can fit all their houses well except for Sheree Simone.
Starting point is 00:47:02 In the house I live in now, all about my except Sheree Simone And then tell you pay a mortgage note I know where I live. I know how I live and I'm good with that So hypothesizing when This riding down Karen's lines are so hilarious. I just kept typing as fast as I could. I know. It's just so amazing.
Starting point is 00:47:30 So now in Jizzile starts going for money. She's like, well, now that we're having petty arguments, so why is it that when you asked if, what, why, she's like, what you went to first class. You know, when I was asked if I wanted to have a first class upgrade, I said no. I'm like, okay, don't act like you did it as some noble cause to be part of the girl's show. If you were not about to pay for first class upgrade, that's what that's about. Okay, let's just just put that out there right now. I have money. It's like, uh, because I'm grown. That's why. And she's like, but we're supposed
Starting point is 00:47:56 to be together. She's like, uh, I'm grown. And she's like, it's a birthday. Okay. It's a birthday. And Canvas is like, yeah, but you guys are picking on Karen and Karen's like, yes, and that's why I can't relate to the definition of my personality. It's like, that's so crazy. So Monique is like, oh my god, everyone's always nitpicking Jesus. Okay, like, I'm going to drop the victim line. I am a very rich NFL woman. And it is very difficult.
Starting point is 00:48:22 I haven't talked about it with stories in first class. Yeah, it was so different. Like, it was such an important conversation that I just could not be had in business class. It had to be discussed at the most premium class of all. Being in business class reminded me that I'm starting my own business, which my husband presents.
Starting point is 00:48:40 So, first class, I had to be in first class because I had to remind in first class because I had to remind myself myself first, you know Oh, so it feels like oh, you're having problems in your marriage. Okay. What's up? Like now? Oh, that's okay. So you're miserable. Okay. That makes me feel better now. I'm okay with it So you being in first class was an extension of your misery. Oh, all right. That makes me feel much better It's like this always happens on my birthday weekend. And she's like, do you think it's because he wants to, it's because your birthday is about you and he wants it to be about him. She's like, yeah, he's a spoiler laughly.
Starting point is 00:49:15 She's like, yeah, they're used to being catered to. And you know what? When the light is shining on them and not you, you know, you're going to have to get used to it. And if you can't get used to it, you might have to be ready for it to end. Like, Jesus just ran out of God. And Monique's like, I just love him so much. I'm going to go okay. So then, Candace is like, well, let's see. How can I make this about me? You know, that's what I love about Chris. He's not a powerful man. He runs a failing restaurant And what's great is he's just a man. He's not a powerful man. Just a man not strong
Starting point is 00:49:54 Not it's not not particularly influential just a guy and you know it for him What he has to deal with is someone like me, you know, I'm a page entitled holder. I'm on TV I have a certain amount of fame. I have a wig line, you know, I'm a pageant title holder. I'm on TV. I have a certain amount of fame. I have a wig line. And, you know, he calls me a princess, but I kind of am a princess almost. I essentially am royalty on certain blocks in DC. And everyone just starts cracking up.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Yeah. This is hilarious. Like no one is on her side. Even a Monique and Jazeller like bonding. And she goes, I'm sorry I'm laughing, but I saw Jazelle's face. And she goes, well, Jazelle is on her side. Even a Monique and Jazeller like bonding. And she goes, I'm sorry in laughing, but I saw Jazelle's face and she goes, well, Jazelle is a hater. But you know what, Chris called me a princess
Starting point is 00:50:31 and that's Tracks the cord with me. Because one time, he was holding my purse and they're all like, he was holding your purse and Jazelle's like, you amasculated him. Oh. Oh. Yeah. And Candace was like, the funny thing is her bringing up, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:50:45 she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:50:51 she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:50:56 she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:51:03 she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, And then just all stare at her like next anything else man. She knows she can't have a reaction because if she's a reactionist confirmation that she's a princess. Yeah, and she's like, well, Monique and herself don't even like each other. And they're bonding over laughing at me. And I'm like, yes, honey, it's called the Great Unite or mockery. Yeah, welcome to France.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yes. Welcome to Watch What Happens. Yeah. Welcome to France Welcome to watch what crap ends. Yeah, yeah So that brings us to the end of Potomac what you talking about that's my end was there more oh my goodness. Yeah Oh, no one happened Did you not get to the did you not see this last part? No, that's all I have I have have the end. Oh sweet Ronnie. So I put the great United mockery heart with a great ending. Are you missed the scandal? You missed the bomb drop. What is wrong with me? How did you miss the whole last 10 minutes of the show?
Starting point is 00:51:57 There's 10 minutes left. It's like five or 10 minutes. Oh my god, I'm embarrassed. Sorry. Okay, so I'll go through. Okay, so it's the next morning. Everyone's doing their makeup and stuff and they all they all show up. So they all show up in the lobby the next morning for like their big day. And they're all dressed up and the camera does a close-up on all of their shoes and they all have like their fancy shoes. It's like designer shoes designer shoes shoes, designer shoes. And then it lands on this one pair of like Jerry Seinfeld sneakers.
Starting point is 00:52:29 It's Karen. And someone just goes, Karen, you look like you're ready to walk around. And the music goes boom. And she's just like, Karen's just like scowling at the bed. And she goes, thank you, thank you. And someone else is like, not ready to walk around, you know?
Starting point is 00:52:48 And she's always like, you can get your CVS shoes out of here right now. Like, she just, she just goes, where is your South of France attire? Where is it? Waiter, waiter, get these CVS shoes out of here. Karen just sitting there like, the fact that Karen is in these like,
Starting point is 00:53:04 really, like these cheap, cheap sneakers, the fact that Karen is in these like really like these cheap, cheap sneakers. This is how I thought I would wear you know. Not the time that you would wear. So anyway, so they're all getting ready to go and she's and and and and Robin has not come down yet. Everyone's down except for Robin and Monique wants everyone. They're all going to go out to see the essential oils tour which of course no no one really wants to go So they're like well, where's Robin and just I was like well she needs more time So you guys go ahead and we'll meet you there and then we're like no well how much more time does she need and just I was like She needs a lot of time and and they're like well, we'll wait she's like no you go ahead and we will meet up with you like well, well like Monique's a minute Monique starts getting mad because Monique's like, okay, well, obviously
Starting point is 00:53:45 you don't want to come to the essential oils and that's what this is about. And she's like, no, I just want to wait for Robin and she needs a lot of time. So Monique starts to get like angry about this. Like, that's fine. I only like planned an essential oils thing. That's fine, that's fine. And then, and then somehow, because it was happening fast and a lot of stuff happened, but more or less Karen, I think Karen didn't really want to spend that much time in grass, which is the perfume town.
Starting point is 00:54:12 And so Karen didn't, that's her town. So yeah, so just as I was like, well, why don't you want to spend more time in grass? Why don't you, is it because there's no perfume Karen? Is there no perfume? Oh, just, oh, you're crazy. No, like, oh, Jacelle, like whatever, you and all your business partners, you have many business partners, what I can tell, you know, so they start going back and forth. You know, Jacelle is basically like, there is no perfume Karen. That's why you don't want to look at the perfume
Starting point is 00:54:37 capital. And so they're barking at each other back and forth and they're like really fighting and Karen's like, you know making insinuations about every hue and so Jacelle finally drops this bomb and she's like well the real she's like we all know the real reason why you're mad at every hue is because we all know that Ray wants to be with Erica Liles for a night So Erica Liles is Jacelle's business partner and Jacelle is like Do you know where Erika Lyle's was? Did you just have to do that in a makes sense? No! But oh! So Erika Lyle's is Juselle's business partner. And Juselle's like, basically, there was a party. And Ray spent the entire night stalking Erika Lyle's. And everyone saw it, and everyone knew it.
Starting point is 00:55:17 And Karen knows it. And the reason why Karen is so hostile towards every hue beauty is because she hates Erika Lyle's, because Ray has a crush on her. And so then Jacelle was like, Ray likes Erica Liles and Karen is like, Karen's like, listen, Erica Liles is a happily married woman and Ray is a happily married man. This is ridiculous, whatever you're saying is ridiculous. And it basically ended with a 2B continued on this like hurling this accusation that Ray is like
Starting point is 00:55:44 infatuated with Jacelle's business partner and Karen's like, oh Security I'm gonna go to perfume after all. Oh my God right after I talk about YouTube TV This is where I got cut off all of that I thought the best ending ever was Canvas just being shut down and I missed all that. Yeah, it was a whole thing Oh my God, I'm gonna have to like go buy this episode just so I can see that because that is amazing. I can't believe YouTube TV cut that part off. They just extended it. Yeah, it just ended. It started my next program.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Wow. Well, that's not an endorsement for YouTube TV. Yeah. That was like, it was like, it was like a great fight and the thing that makes me sad is like, so I was watching it and again, I was like coughing great fight and the thing that makes me sad is like so I was watching it and again I was like coughing up a lung and I was tired so I kind of was like I was writing notes but I was like that's okay I think I'm gonna sort of like rely on Ronnie's notes a little bit for this part so I probably have missed some like really funny lines too so I apologize.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Oh my god well I will watch it so if there's anything huge I mean that was pretty juicy though you gotta woo you gotta billyly I thought you were I thought you were being sarcastic, but I You know I didn't know any of that. I thought I Yeah, but they just like shut down It would be I was the ending no that would have been a funny ending too But well also honestly it was just worth it just for the sneaker shade I mean the fact that Karen was in those sneakers and they just CBS shoes out of here The fact they're made all those shoes. Oh my god Karen was so upset by the way they were mocking her
Starting point is 00:57:13 It was good, but yeah, that was that was and so they were fighting there in the lobby and You know cuz rest of the girls had moved out and then they're like are they fighting and kind of says like yeah Karen looks like she's mad She's moving her hand and just moving it a lot and so then Monique comes in and they're like screaming are they fighting? And kind of says like, yeah, Karen looks, she's mad, she's moving her hand, and she's moving it a lot. And so then Monique comes in, and they're like screaming the lobby of this beautiful hotel. And Monique is mortified. She's like, can we not do this in the lobby of this beautiful hotel?
Starting point is 00:57:32 Can we not do this right now? And they're like cutting to people around the lobby, just like staring, you know, be like, oh, Monique! Yeah! Ha! Ha! Ah, ah, feminine croissant!
Starting point is 00:57:42 Oh my God! What a show! I'm so glad that they're gonna still be in France next week. Yeah. Oh, wait that oh, I'm so glad that they're still going to be in France next week. Yeah, away with the episode, people. It will be great. You know, you probably don't even have to go by the episode. You could probably just go on to Provo TV and you could, you could probably, if anything else, I'll have just like the two-minute clip of it that you could watch, I'm sure. Oh my god, I'm more to fight. I failed at my job, I'm firing myself.
Starting point is 00:58:03 It's okay. You're on suspension until tomorrow. Oh no. Everybody, thanks so much for listening. We will see you later this week in Saint Louis and Kansas City. Get your bets over there. Um, go get your tricks, you monocle shit. It's only available through July. Mm-hmm. I think that it's always go to say, Aimeen. I think that's all we have to say.
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