Watch What Crappens - RHOP: CE-Ow!

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, but people are going to be happy. Who cares what happens, but there's so much that's happened. Well, hello, and welcome to Watch Right Corruptions. A podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on ye old bros. I'm Ronnie.

Guess who I'm with. Same as man. Hi, man. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. Good to see you today, huh? Pickin' your eye bookers.

Thank you. I'm just great. Yeah, my eye booger. I'm like, I'm gonna fuller Ronnie here and start the show about picking out my eye boogers. Yeah. And get rid of him. Got it, got him clear.

I mean, we got a big episode to do today here. Is that an eye booger in your eye or a little martini, little olive action? That'll mean, you have one more time to clear your eye buggers. I'm a see one I'm giving you one and I'm a boss bitch of I bugger. Well welcome to the show everybody today is a crap and it's on demand day so hello we're on video we've also got some time left over at take a seat we'll be there the next month or so over on Spotify live.

So join us for that 7 p.m. Pacific time on Monday nights. We'll be doing that tonight. Very special Thanksgiving episode. We're gonna talk about things we're thankful for. Yeah, all the things we're thankful for, like Bravo, like Bravo itself, like the real house of Potomac, Faith, Bens, Bravo, Mia Bravo itself, like the real House of Potomac. V8 pins, Bravo, Mia, Wendy. Know what, we can be grateful for everything.

Yeah, I'm grateful for a lot of things. I am grateful for coffee, of which I have not at the moment. And it's lack in my life at this moment, makes me appreciate it so much more. But I'm going to push through. I'm going to need to get some coffee. I can tell you that much. You're going to need it today. I'm going to need to leave you to tell you that much. You're going to need it today.

I'm going to leave you to show up to this episode of Photomic with No Coffee. I know. I know. I'm going to text Tom right now because he's out and about. I'm going to say, I think I really need a cold brew after all. You will deliver it mid recap. Love it. Well, welcome everybody.

I think that's all that we have to talk about today. We are doing a special recap this week of Family Karma, such as, we'll end this for that later this week. That should be super fun. And let's get on with this. Real Housewives of Potomac, big day, the day of the Internet's very upset.

I was checking with the sassyest housewives of all, Sushal Madhya, and she's just had the norms about this episode. And the violence, the violent. It's a martini throw every minute. Let's all just like, let's all just take a moment. Okay. This is still one of the most fun shows on TV. Okay. Oh, yeah. It was great. Yeah. I was talking to someone a few days ago about sitcoms, about the idea of a bottle episode, which is where they don't have enough money to do anything fancy, so they basically stick all the characters in one confined area and the entire episode is them just in an area. It's like when Seinfeld did a whole episode in the Chinese restaurant, things

like that. And to me, this was a Real Housewives' bottle episode. We get them every once in a while on Bravo, and when we do, we always know it's going to be a good episode, because it's like a good party episode. It's red that we get a good restaurant episode, where it's the whole episode, but where nothing else happens except they just have gone to dinner. Like that's all that happened this episode. They got ready. They sort of like walked around the house for a little bit, heard some toilets flushing,

and then they went to dinner, and that was the whole episode. But so much happened. Well, Potomac is great for a dinner episode. Do you remember they had one at the Crabsack, like Joe's crab sack or whatever? And they all got in a big screaming fight and the husbands were there. That was a really good one too. Oh, yeah, this show. So we've been wondering the whole season,

when is this Martini throw and what's happening? And then Wendy's on Twitter or whatever saying, and you hit me with your purse multiple times and me saw him against violence. And I mean, all this this stuff I couldn't believe and of course is because of fucking Peter of course it is of course Neemie you're right. Okay Neemie is right you called it. Yeah, I feel like that's what gets totally lost in all this is that Peter I mean

Peter is such a low life. He has been for so long and he comes in. He's so like, he's so shady with his, like the whole thing that's happening here, like the whole BP has a Wendy is so typically Peter. And then it causes all the all the ridiculousness. But by the way, like it was, I mean, it was because of Peter, but Mia was the one who was the, she was the person who spearheaded this. She inserted herself into something stupid and, you know, madness ensued. Yeah, madness ensued.

So let's start. We're doing a drone shot over the ocean. Boom, boom, boom, boom ocean Just keep building fancy cars and then we get a Prova's new Excitement excitement Also who is this new lady on the Bravo voiceovers? Get the hell off the mic, ma'am. I don't know I did you here you don't coming up Coming up on the real house. So I said Potomac. I was like no ma'am, I don't know if I did you here. You don't coming up, coming up on the real house

or I said, Potomac, I was like, no, ma'am, I will not have this. No one voted the guy who's like, next on Bravo. Wait, was this, which promo was this on? Was this was, where was it? It was coming on, I don't know. It started with this new lady. I've heard her a couple of times now, ma'am

Not one of the cast members, you know, it's not one of the cast members saying previously on the real house What's a Potomac? No, it wasn't a previously thing. It was just like, you know tonight Of those Bravo things. Yeah, it was like a lady this time and I've heard her a couple of times But listen, you can't just take the bravo. I like that the guy makes it two words bravo. Yeah. I need to. I told you can't just tie him up and throw him in a basement and not tell anybody. And then it's like, sadly, it's some new lady. Like you need to warn us. Like I need Andy Cohen to come on screen and be like, guys, it is time to enter a new era welcome Margaret You know she's the new person

Margaret oh I'm losing am I still here? I thought I lost by five for a second. I'm I still here with you Ronnie did Margaret come in the interview Okay, good because my screen went black Margaret's like you do not speak against Margaret black. Margaret's like you do not speak against Margaret. Margaret the Bravo AI is ruining our lives. Yeah. So yeah, I need her back. Please don't do this to me, Bravo, especially right before the holidays. Like you can't just stuck. That's like a family member. Do I know his name? No. Do I need to know it? I don't, but I need him in my life. Don't take him. It's the point. Do I need to know it? I don't. But I need him in my life. Don't take him. It's the point.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be back. He's been there for like 15 years. Okay. Margaret, maybe maybe they're just like carving out Sunday nights from Margaret. Maybe, but you know what? It's Margaret's probably fine. I just don't know Margaret. You know what I mean? I'm willing to give you more chance. I need an intro. You know, just drop your dog off and be like, bye, you're going to be taken care of by somebody new for a month, you know, and not expect them to freak out. I'm that dog. Okay? Yeah, there should have been like a whole,

like, you're coming to meet Margaret at BravoCon. Like, well, please welcome. Oh, there's someone on the door ding dog who isn't. Hey, it's Margaret, a new voice for Bravo. And then we could have all had the chance to be like, I hate I fucking hate Margaret already. Fuck her. Like we did with the real housewives of New York reboot cast. Like, you're a new reboot cast and was like, suck them. I hope they all died. I hate this one. I went from Mona. We could have all hated on Margaret. And then they said, well,

guess what guys we decided to actually we're moving on from Margaret like what the fuck she was an icon Why would you do that to us? Something problematic about three weeks into her gig. So she's already out of here The problem is about like problematic people and understanding the repercussions that to go through why would you take burger away from us? Okay, so we will recap this show eventually Okay, so we will recap this out eventually. So here we go. We have just, we're still with me talking on a friend's time with Peter and Peter's like,

yeah, you know what, the one thing, I got beef with the, the one thing I got beef with the, okay. Like, what? I got beef with Wendy. He's like, ah. So she says, you got me for the Nigerian queen. And she's like, ah, so she says, you got me for the Nigerian queen. And he's like, yeah, the Nigerian and the Jamaican got peace.

Well, what happened? She didn't like your food. And he's like, well, you know what? I'll see you when I see it tonight. That's all it is proof. So, um, me as like, I met Peter 10 years ago. He's a dear friend of mine. He comes over for Sunday dinner. He comes over for Cookouts. I love his English muffins. It's just like he's like a part of our family. Mia so foolish. I mean literally everything she says

She's like he's been at our homes. Oh Okay, all of them all of them Mia that are homes. Oh, okay, all of them, all of them, Mia. And she was the first man to hold Julianna outside of her dad. We celebrate milestones in our businesses. Oh, really, just Peter come over every time a new crack the back is open or whatever the fuck that. The joint car practice. Yeah, we celebrate milestones with our businesses like when we get that coveted third star on Yelp Wow, popping those champiines. The center for centering pamphlets has given us a silver award pamphlet center. and I'm going to come over to one of our homes.

Peter is very happy because the health board graduated him from a score of D to C. So we celebrate that. Yeah. And she says, well, I don't know why you sell clothes with Gordon. I don't know if because they're bald with beards or because they both love strippers. You know that they met in a goddamn strip club. You know they did. If this was all passed, so they would have met at the Prince Makaveli's.

I, here's what I, I don't know what the Prince Makaveli's is, but I think it's funny that it's true. But like, why would someone name a trip club after Makaveli? Like, ooh, I like, guess what? You're going to not only see some tits, but you're going to hatch an evil plan. Um, don't, don't forget to talk about Tuesday at Prince Mocka Valley's. Tints and Tens. It's like goes. Ooh, comes to the hottest girls at Iago. There was a start to have an opasto, and it's right by a freeway entrance.

And so every time we were dry past it, you've seen my mom over there, like looking to see who's husband's in the Prince Mocka Valley's, You know, so she could take somebody down at tennis later. Well, not in tennis, but here's my theory. Here's my theory based off of nothing but instincts. That's nothing to do with the Prince of Macavelis, but that Mia and Gordon saw, like, went to bar one one day and saw Peter and recognized Peter from TV and we're like, hey, Peter and so they probably like bottom around or something like that. So they probably kissed ask to him because he has like a grain of fame.

And then now that Mia is actually, I want to these shows. Now Peter is, now it's pivoted the other way. I feel like they're both are leaching off of each other. That is my instinct. That's what my instinct tells me. I have base it on no facts. It is just conjecture. Yeah, because 10 years, I don't know if that I buy that.

So, Cherice, meanwhile, is trying to make good on her promise to leave even though nobody gives a shit that she doesn't have a bathroom. Like literally nobody cares. But she's like, shit that she doesn't have a bathroom, like literally nobody cares. But she's like, hello, weathervacent fleet. Hello, fourth even, weathervacent please. She's just like sticking her face from cameras and other people. Hello, kind of, reservations for the reservations for loyalty members, please, that are at hotel. for loyalty members, please at a hotel. How well, Waldo, a fatoya.

With evations, please. Hello, Aman Gari, reservations, please. How are you? Is this the plaza hotel in New York? I'm going to have to come up there tonight. Reservations, please. So over in Robin and Giselle's tiny, sad, double room, Robin's like, there's no, there's two towels, there's no towels, but only one washclubs. What's on there's two towels? One washclubs,

what is going on? I'm very curious to know where the rest of the towels are. That is so Airbnb though, isn't it? Like just weird, weird things. I mean, weird amounts of towels and stuff, but they are acting. They are. She is really fussy about this. Yeah. So Ashley comes in and talks about how she's on her TM's and you won't believe it. I'm being deemed by guys that I haven't talked to him years. And just like when you get a divorce, sa, everyone you have ever dated will call you. Every, every one, nah. And maybe if you're lucky,

people who said, it may feel serious, ba. And so, Jizelle, yeah, so Ashley's like, they asking her, like, what's going on with the home? And she said that she put in an offer on the home, but the tenants don't want to leave until July. And so it's just way too long, because she wants to be out of her house in June. So she's withdrawing her offer and that Michael's becoming more difficult. She goes, you know, I really don't know what's going on,

but like everything is like a fight with us now. And she was all like, you know what's going on. You're getting a divorce. Hello. You also Ashley's foolish to. Okay, so Ashley, you have a LLC already formed with Michael. Hello, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Just quite, now there's people more full of it today than you. But I love it. And also, if you've been staying with Michael for this long, you can take another month, you know, to your dream house.

So whatever. She's lying, but it's an inconsequential lie. So it's okay. I didn't like the house anyway, to be honest, when we saw the flashbacks of it. I mean, you know, Ashley's dancing around and like her bra on panties all the time, just because like, wouldn't you? I mean, I would. Yeah. I'd be in my bra on panties right now,

if I look like that. But the neighbors are so close, just like neighbors everywhere. I just see eyes. All I see are eyes of people that I haven't decided to like yet. Well, I just didn't like the house. So Robin, she's like, well, Michael probably thought you were bluffing. I didn't like, and they if he didn't like, house. So Robin, she's like, well, Michael probably thought you were bluffing.

And he didn't like, and they if he didn't like, like, I don't, when they, if he doesn't know where you are, like, he's thought, it's crazy. And then he's like, I think he'd be like, fucking another dude. And he gets so jealous. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'm ass. He's like, yeah, I know. I'm sure he is. I mean, I'm thinking about him fucking another dude. So I get it and She's like, yeah, like he's like texting me and calling me nonstop. He's like, there's not enough milk for the bottle or I can't find Polettes and I'm like bro figure it out. I'm on vacation. I really wish he didn't have a baby kink. So then Then there's like a toilet flush and

baby kink. So then, then there's like a toilet flush. And because, by the way, I can totally imagine Michael having a baby kink like where he's wearing like diapers and like a rattle and like, wah-wah, the original baby dain, baby Michael, wah-wah, wah-wah. He all need a pull-up. Moment with no where the pull-ups are. What the hell is wrong with you? Wah-wah. All need a huggy. Wah need a hokey. So we have six ounces of milk. This is incorrect. It's supposed to be an ounce is get to work daddy. This pass of fire is fire. So there's a toilet flush and they hear all this water in the room.

It's like every time someone flushes the toilet, this water pipe, like every, everyone's in the room is like, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Please. Hello, Beverly Hills Hotel, reservations please. So, um, Candace and Wendy are on the phone. Wendy's like, when you coming, Candace is like, I'll be there with 10. I've now been broiled in the artistry that is known as drive back. industry that is known as drive back. I'll be that soon. So she's going to come and she finds out that they have to share a room and she's pissed because she's like, is it a king size bed? And when he's like, it's a twin at best. It's a twin at best, okay? Which it is. That's not cool. Yeah. And then Jack was asking me if she has any deodorant to borrow. I mean, I was like, no, you can't have the other one.

You're gonna stink tonight, bitch. Look, I love Jacqueline, but there is a part of Jacqueline that's like, ah, you even use Gordon's damn razor and he, that he used to shave his balls for crying out loud. And she's like, um, Jacqueline's like, I had no, I didn't realize that's what his balls were. I'm sorry, that's what that razor was used for.

But also, Jacqueline's like standing in front of a giant piece of art that has to be blurred out. So she looks like she's just sort of like arrived from heaven. She has like a glow around her from all the blur. She's like, before I leave this world, I must ask, do you have some degree? I need to smell good in heaven. So Jacqueline's a user shocker and now begins this thing where Jacqueline's like, oh, we're gonna fight. That's our storyline. So she's like,

bitch, I said, I wanted to go to it. Don't buzz me around. It's please don't. Please don't try your community, community theater housewives. Okay, I can't take it. And she just walks by me kissing her ass after time, but then also trying to stand out by shit talking Mia, the whole time to all the other girls. So we'll see. But we saw this one coming from a zillion miles away. Get rid of it.

I'd love to think that there are a few that's happening on social media right now has been fueled by the fact that Mia wouldn't loan her a deodorant. That's very Salt Lake City. The odorant was the final, but you know Mia got you a job. She got you a freaking job on TV. The least you could do is buy some deodorants. Yeah. I just think like you're a grown person and you should have like a travel bag and when you like a travel bag of toiletries and a certain age you have a little bag that has toiletries in it and when you'd like a travel back of toiletries, at a certain age, you have a little bag

that has toiletries in it, and when you travel places, you just pick up the bag and you go with it. That's why I don't like Jacqueline, because these are the conversations we're supposed to have now, because Jacqueline's on the show. Like when is it appropriate to start having a travel back?

Like I don't want to, I don't want to show for this, okay? And now it's gonna keep me up nice, thinking about somebody showing up on a trip that you're paying for, who asking for toothpaste deodorant tampons and so Yeah, I can store what is your store go to the store? Okay, so Jacqueline's like oh and once again, you're taking a shower first I don't care. I don't care

Okay, so then me is like while there is to the shower I don't care about it. Okay, so then Mia's like, while there is two shower hands. And she's like, oh yeah, and then everyone's gonna think we're in a thrupple and then we'll be the talk of the town. Everyone's gonna think we're in a thrupple. We're in a thrupple. Everyone's gonna think, thrupple. It's like she's yelling it down the hallway to get rumors started.

Yeah, that's what they're doing. Because Mia already said in the beginning of the season, oh, she's yelling it down the hallway to get rumors started. Yeah, that's what they're doing because Mia already said in the beginning of the season. Oh, she's been with us. I mean, some people have been grand up to grandpa. Okay, you guys. It's time for commercial. It's time for a grand... Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on.

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sure you have a good time. And so Karen's like, well, I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to be engaged with my friends. And, and I know that Sherees and I have been friends for five years. And when Sherees approached me at my spring kick-off party, she said, let's do lunch. And I said, absolutely, but not in this type of environment. And then we have a flashback of Sherees' assing Karen to lunch. And Karen's just like, yes, that would be lovely. Like no string's attached.

Right. She's like, not in this type of environment. I love it. So she's like, not even a restaurant. The Starbucks is good. And I hear they have Mata now, right? Mata. And she tells us that five years ago,

Sherice had a question about behavior. I haven't been friends with her in five years. That bridge has burned down. And she's like, yeah, what does she want to have lunch for it? Like, we don't need to talk about it. But some people need drama to deflect from their own misery. Don't talk. And what is like, good one. It kicks her legs up in the air. Yeah. And then meanwhile, right before this happened, we did get to see Cherise.

She's still on the phone trying to find a hotel and Mia, hello, Plaza Hotel. We have the nation's feet. And so just trying to find hotel, Mia's like, you're just not gonna find one. Okay, you know, it was really hard to find just this house. You're not gonna find it. And Cherise looks like a melted candle at this point, because apparently

the air conditioning isn't working or something. She just sitting there in that bed with her phone, trying to call her tells and just everything. Like all her makeup is kind of like running off her face. And she's like, literally, just, like, someone get her an ice pack. I'll fill Buddha pet. Weather based from sleeve. So Mia, now it's time to go out. So everybody's gathering in the kitchen and she's like, okay Mia, lady in the red lipstick. Yeah. And the weather made me laugh. Lady in red with the red lipstick. Double red. Double red. That's kind of just else go to space filler. You know, she doesn't really have anything to say.'s kind of just else go to space filler you know she doesn't really have anything to say she kind of just like over described something in a

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And so they ask where they're going and me, it tells them, bar one, Miami. And Ashley's like, oh, does Wendy know because she has a relationship with Peter, they're opening a place in Baltimore. And he is like, wow, I definitely hear that painter has beef with her. Quote, unquote, beef. Quote, beef, unquote. I don't know why people say quote unquote, beef because then you've done clothe open and close, close and then the word and how is anybody supposed to know that that was said by I also don't know what is when she says beef Well, I'm broke or quote unquote beef like what is the part of that that is like casting doubt Peter said he had a beef

It's like wow and me well, I don't think she knows how to use quote unquote properly. It's the omniscience me We're going to quote on quote bear one I'm going me. We're going to quote on quote bear one. We're going to be there. Wow. Wow. Because I'm not a little bunny foo foo me. Okay, closed a fucking quote. So, just I was like, well, Peter told me she did research,

Wendy did research to find out something they had in common so that she could ask him to go into business with her. Quotes. These are quotes. What is, what is, what is What is the person there is that? This really, I think that this line shows what a piece of shit Peter is. Because the rest of it, really you could argue, Peter really just said, why would you come to Miami after not calling me back? And not even, I mean, I can see that, not that he has a beef, but just being white with it. But this, to be telling Jezel, oh mean, I can see that, not that he has a beef, but just being white with

it. But this, to be telling Jezelle, oh yeah, this lady researched me to pretend we had something in common so she could go into business with me and use me. What? It's called due diligence. It's called like, oh, there, if you see someone that you want to go into business with, so you, so you try to come up with reasons where areas where you might overlap.

I think that's called normal. Isn't that what you normally do if you want to go into business with someone? I don't know why this is such a crazy conspiracy. I'll feel your ass if I see you in the neighborhood newsletter. I don't even care if they just show your picture and you're walking your dog down the street. If I don't recognize you, I'm putting your shit in Google Images. Okay? It's normal to Google people, but how does she know that Peter did that? Peter, how would Peter know that Wendy Googled him?

Just hold this fishy. Peter said, and also why does he start drama? And he's like really elevating himself to think that he is in a position where someone is like, like, oh my God, I must do a gold Peter Thomas. I have to be in business with this person who wasted so much of Cynthia Bailey's money. I have to do this. Right, everybody's just begging to let Peter run off of their money.

Yeah, so just because we know that something fish is going on there too, with bar ones, it's Peter. How can it not? You know? So she's like, well, everybody knows Peter. Okay. Yeah. Cynthia Bailey's ex-husband. And so then she tells us how she met Peter. They met at the BET Awards and then she did a fundraiser at this restaurant. So they kicked it. And he said, oh, hey, you know, that girl y'all hang out with, oh, couldn't even remember her name. Ma.

Once it started, Nigerian restaurant. And he said that the idea was ludicrous. But he was going to play along with it. And you don't have money, Wendy. We all know you don't have money. So he thinks the idea is ludicrous. But he's still going to then say to Mia that he has a beef with Wendy over what turns out to be Wendy not getting back to him with the contract so if he thinks it's ludicrous why is he so pressed about this contract or this talking point or whatever the red line or not the red line the red marks or whatever

um but like it's full of bullshit it's all full of bullshit. And also when he's like, oh, I couldn't remember her name. Like, how was this someone that someone wants to be in business with? You can't even remember your name and you already had conversations about percentages. And you don't want, you think the idea of the restaurant so stupid, you just want to take her money to open whatever you want.

I mean, this guy's a piece of shit. Yeah. So Ashley's like, well, it sounded fishy, but I was like, okay. Um, why is it whatever I'm not going to stay on this. So just like so Peter Thomas was like, I want to go into business with you. Well, really? Y'all. And he's like, yeah, because she knows how to sell candles. Okay.

Who were you to to be making fun of anybody? Every huge dead. And what do you do, Ashley? Ma'am, what is your business that you do? You got your haters. Yeah, they are their haters. I mean, I agree. I think that Wendy's brand is a little indeserate,

but they are haters. I've just personally, I'm like, I just feel like when you see smart to be dealing to deal with Peter Thomas and I just want to get out of the situation as soon as possible and it seems like this episode will really accelerate that. So, um, he's going to jump right to the next one because didn't he date Jizelle or is dating Jizelle or something? There's something. I don't know. There was some connection there. Maybe that's when Giselle said, and we kicked it, ah, maybe that was the kicking it's part. So then we have before commercial break, two hours later, and then we see like a glimpse of the fighting that's about to happen. And so when we come back, now the women are all just kind of lingering in the kitchen and

this is where we get a close up of a lizard on a rock, which I really love. You're like, mentions a lizard on a rock, which I really loved. You're like, Manchin's cars! Lizard on a rock. Like get real close-up to the lizard. And it's like, Five, nine, five, nine. The lizard's like, they've been so many shows that have come to Miami.

And I've never made it to the B-roll. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for this honor. It took a while, but we've made it. Mom, kids, you can go to sleep now. So me and I was like, okay, we're gonna go down. Everybody want to take a shot with the shots. And as she goes, shots, what is it? They're shit in my woods guy. I want to take a shot. And she goes, does a frog have a water Chinese asshole? And they're like, oh my god, I can't believe someone just talking about a frog's asshole. And everyone's just confused like, what?

And he goes, that's a frog have a water tank asshole. And I was just like, well, I have one. So now it's in some jail. Okay, everyone's like, what is that? They're all just started thinking about frogs and their assholes. And then, and Rob is like, there's nothing I've never heard of that.

You know what I see? A lot of people who are too good to watch Big Business. Thank you. On VH, thank you. Make an effort. I know. Watch Big Business and Thank you. On VH. Thank you. Make an effort. I know. Watch Big Business and see how that line is really supposed to be delivered by Lily Tomlin.

Okay. Is Frogs ass watertight? That's what I say. Oh, it's a watertight. Yeah. Not just a frog have a watertight. Does a frog have a watertight asshole that retains water and keeps his feces on the inside?

You know, you're doing it wrong. But also, you know, just because it's a recap, so you start thinking of it more. Doesn't everything have a watertight asshole? I mean, but I think a frog does really watertight. It's like a difference between like water resistant and waterproof, you know.

This asshole will keep working in up to six feet of water. You think below that, the asshole, that you're getting dutched. You're going to need to put this asshole in a cup of rice to probably dry it out before you try making it work again. Listen, yes, I think most things do have watertight assholes, but the point is you don't have to challenge the metaphor. I mean, other things shit in the woods other than bears, many non-bearer things shit in the woods, humans can shit in the woods.

That's true. Wow. Glad we're doing this. So, now they're leaving. And Shreece is like, I'm sweating. Oh, wait, hold on, I've got a call. Hello. Hello.

Hi, we just see. Reformation, please. Hello, Buckingham Palace. Do you have any reservations, please? Oh, I'm actually saying, I sweat a lot too. I'm just hoping that nothing seeps out. Now the air's a fronk without a water tiny asshole. I'm trying to make water dinosaurs happen. So then on top of all those water tight asshole discussion, Shasha's like I'm

not wearing panties today. So you better hope there's something tight. So then, and Ash is also not wearing panties. So to anyone who might be doing a little cape fear under that car, you might be getting the view of a little cape. I'm sure. Some Shasha and Ashley as they get in those vans.

Okay, so they get in those vans. Okay, so they get in the vans. They split up as usual. One van is Mia Wendy Jacqueline and Wendy Mia Wendy Jacqueline and Wendy and Karen. So Karen's like, well, I'm going to have a good time. I'm not going to waste any time on drama. Mia's like, well, I'm personally very glad that she's in a good yes, yes, well, I'm really glad because I like her. No, yes, I like her. And Jacqueline, you know, asking the back seat is like, oh, yes, I like her very much too.

I'm so glad that she's such a good person right Mia. And Mia's like, well, Karen, I know she's not your favorite person. And Karen's like, well, don't speak for me, Mia. I'm opening to listen and seeing where it goes. And then then deciding once again, I no longer want to be friends with her. So I'm open to it. Well, here's where I'm standing on the issue. Who cares? How does that happen to do with you?

We're all waiting to hear me as opinion about some relationships she's not involved in. So she's like, well, here's where I stand on it. I like Sherries and Jacqueline's like, I like Sherries too. She's like, I'm not talking to you. Jacqueline. Yeah, she just shuts down Jacqueline.

Jacqueline's like, oh, just why are you being asked to's like oh just a while you being asked me to me She's wear friends, okay, but like Jimmy's she was the Like whenever by the way me at me. Yeah, it only has one impersonation and it's to do a weird kind of like Whatever this voice is she wants the Call about needing her to have a proper She wants the actual call about needing her to have a proper combination. And I don't share a breath of the females, okay? And I was like, girl, it's all girls in here and my bathroom's gone. Well, for her, I was on the fence, but now I'm on your white sign because what she's saying

about you meeting up for the lunch, could you just be more adoo, yama? And then she has a voice changer in the diary room that she's imitating Sharice calling hotels through. And Wendy is listening to all this in the back seat and just looking like she wants to murder Mia. And I don't blame her, because Mia is so foolish. What is just like shot this woman? Oh, please.

I know. When she's like, why am I in this van right now? Why? Why? Why? The media goes, I mean, I don't know why she saw upset. She had a bed. She's doing a lot better than can this.

I'm with you. Just like, bitch. She's like, I should be home-guiding papers. So now in the other van Robbins looking at it looks like there's some sort of pole That's been associated with her their podcast reasonably shady because they're talking about pooping and stuff She's like what people are really saying they haven't got number two in front of their husband What you know what you know what am I best friends won't be putting fun of my husband? And Shasha's like, I've never done that. In fact, whenever I have to poop, you know what I do?

I call up a hotel and say, reservations please. I need a room with a toilet. Thank you. Mojali Mavari, for a vacant, please. Hi, is this the belagio reservation, please? Haha. Oh, so she's like, yeah, I never did that. We'll fight it in front of my husband and he's gone.

You know, I don't know that you're a great one to me. Girl, I don't know that you're a great one to speak on this. By the way, apologies, this is going to sound like a little animal getting killed right now, so I insert the straw into my coffee. Okay, there we go. That sounds like what Sheree's is needed to do in front of a man for decades. Girl, I mean, you have to, I understand if you don't want to necessarily like defecate in the woods like a bath in front of your chill in front of your chair husband, but like, you have

to be able to fart. I firmly believe you have to be able to fart in front of your loved one. No way. I mean, I can, but they can't. I mean, it's the question, can I do it? Yes, this is a question, can they do it? No it now? Even my even my farts are hypocrites and I hate that word. I hate him saying that word So just else like if I'm needing to fart, I'm gonna buck So then Robin is like well, I still walk around naked in front of my kids I mean of course 14 and I'll just walk around naked or I'll be in the shower and I'll be like walk around naked or I'll be in the shower and I'll be like, oh, boobies, oh, washing between my life.

I don't care. And she's like, yeah, they're old, they know what a kuchi is. Cover your mouth. Cover that up. Okay. She's like, oh, mom, and then Ashley's like, well, my mom did that too. And then she's like, but you're a girl, gosh.

No, with my brother in the house, I mean, none of us think of anything of it. And she still does it. It's like, so muchashio always makes more sense. Oh, I look down even when I make it. In case I pass it, I'm like, oh my God. I don't want to see it. I think it would scare my soul.

You know how they say you shouldn't have mirrors of in your like actual bed bedroom, like where you can see yourself and you wake up because it scares your soul. And that's what I'm like out of the shower. Like if I see myself, my school, my soul's going to be scared. The struck around like, you're scared, you're so do I have stuff to often? Yes, I do. I think I'm approaching the point in life where I'm just going to get a novelty

size Christmas gift and then kind of hole in it and walk around just in a giant box. So then an ambulance or fire truck or something passes by Jizelle's man and she's like they're coming to get you Shurisa or maybe they just need to go take a sh- Baaah! And then I'll start laughing. So now we go to ball one, and ball one is spelled lowercase B-A-R, and then one is spelled in all caps. So I like it, because it's very Peter saying it's like, welcome to ball one.

Is this, but the irony of bar one is, I think this is the fourth bar one. So is this bar four? I mean, not to go for an easy pun, but like the bar we have Atlanta, Charlotte, Baltimore, and now Miami, or Miami, then Baltimore, either way, it's not, we're at bar three or four at this point. Yeah, but you can't remember them because then what if one goes under, then you've only got like two, four and six or whatever, like are they even, you would have to remember you know. Maybe it's just, maybe we've been saying bar one,

but maybe it's just barone. Like everybody looks very bad. No. No. No. No. No. No.

So they go, me as like, Hi family, hey family. And there's just the host. Hi. I'll go. She's acting like she's walked into Liberna Dam. Like she's going to get like the chef's table in the kitchen. OK.

Hi family. Hi family. Hi family. And she walks into a jiffy loop. Hi family. So they are seated outside. And I don't know if you caught this, but it was like one of my favorite things because it was so Peter Thomas which is that the outdoor area has big

Neon lettering and the Kyle Richards for your art style that says Peter's patio I Don't know why I thought that was so funny that he names his pat because you know they probably all have that Peter's patio Peter's patio Hey, I'm gonna brand the patio Peter's patio

Like oh, we had a lovely dinner last night at Barwant. We got to sit at Peter's patio. Yeah, it was pretty chic So Wendy says it's the perfect coincidence that we're eating here even if Peter is here I'll say hi, but I don't want to talk anything to work related today. That can wait until Monday. But she's got to know something's coming. Yeah, she knows. The thing that's talking about Wendy

is that she's always shocked. Because Wendy really does look genuinely shocked when all this starts going down. She's like, what? Like, what are you doing now? You know, what's this fucking cast doing now to try and get under my skin? Yeah, you know, she probably senses like, okay, we're at bar one, so I'm being set up for something.

It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap and commercial. So, they sit down and then Mia starts, they're talking about Hoka and Mia's like, I am, I don't know, but she knows it all the time. She points at Jack, and it's like, she does it all the time. And Jack is like, not all the time, as if it's like somehow, like a terrible character plot. He sounds like a drug addict, yeah, so she says, I don't know. Hookah's not a drug, though, right?

It's just smoke. You're my wrong. It's like a little incense kind of cues, breathable incense. Yeah. So, basic, by the way, if you do, if you're the type of person who's like, oh my god, we're totally going, who can you're basic? Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm not speaking to you personally because this is just a podcast, but I'm talking directly to you, your basics. I hate hookah. And I know it's like has a lot of cultural significance to to certain cultures but it's more about for me I just don't like incenses and smells and like I don't like fruity smoke and so like if I'm walking behind someone who's vaping and they have like since you're strawberry vape and you see like that cloud like a merge from them and you're like and so for me hookah is like all the smells that I am like that cloud like emerging them and you're like, and so for me, Hookah is like all the smells. Yeah, that I am like that make my skin crawl.

So, oh yeah, thanks, thanks, Ronnie. Well, like some big smoke in your face. Total gathered. Hey, things that smell that you inhale. So, Robin, Wasehook, yeah, Hookahookah. And I'm not talking about cultural hook. You know, I know you're not. I know you're not in other countries And I'm not talking about cultural Huka, you know what I'm talking about? No, I know you're not.

I'm not in other countries. I'm just saying like Strip Mall Huka joint cinema. Stop it. Yes, I know what you're talking about. You're talking about where I want to beat you for a drink. Yeah. So, me is like, well, I did New Year's here when he did his opening and I came to the club in Charlotte and I came to the club in Pique

Cip Seat Buffalo. That was a big one. That was huge. I went in there a little differently. There I went in and said, I found him. When he opened up the one in Palmdale, California, I was like, FAM. I am their seed-me-a-spot at Peter's Palmdale patio. Hmm. So they ordered their drinks and they asked when Candice is coming. She's coming at 10 tonight and asked she was like, well, the air is going to be

a little different when Candice is here. She has a chip on her shoulder right now. You started it. I know. You put the chip there. You literally opened up a bag of lays, selected one, and put it on her shoulder. You put it on a hole, you know,

pound her bag of pringles over her, and then, can I guess I should say? No. Pringles. You literally went to Disney World, shop lifted one of the rescue rangers, and put it on her shoulder, and it wasn't Dale. Wow. one of the rescue rangers and put it on her shoulder and it wasn't Dale. You literally asked the cast of chips to sit on her shoulder. Now you're like, can't it chip on her shoulder? You literally have Diana Jenkins boyfriend

Asher. You put him on her shoulder. Think about it. See it all the way through people. Oh, yeah. Robins like, oh, yeah, you know, I mean, I guess you have an issue because you all were apparently just screaming at each other, talking about each other's husbands, right? And then we see a clip of Candace screaming, you lying ass, been decked out, badge and asses like, well, I just think that sometimes when a mirror is held in front of her face, she doesn't like it. And if I'm the mirror, then sell be it. By the way, did anyone hear something about me saying her friend had her butt, my friend

had her butt touched because I didn't say that. And when he's like, well, somebody did repeat that. Somebody did. I had somebody who repeated that. And just like, I promise you, that was sad. And then of course, it wasn't sad. Right. Because we said this last week where Giselle went back

and that band was like, said that Chris was squeezing a butt. Well, like, but I should never say something about squeezing a butt. So then, basically, what? So now, like I became, now they're all talking about how they heard that, but and then Mia's like, well, Candace doesn't have a whole lot of booty, so he some Chris probably wanted to test it out. Yeah. Robyn's still going, someone said, but I heard it, I heard it.

So then they're all telling us just like I heard it side and but. And Robins looks I heard it, he slid his hand up her thigh and then grabbed her butt. And me is like yeah, she booty vest, it's the booty vest. So then we cut to me and just going, And Ash is like, no, what I was saying was that like he leaned in at the bar like this. So that's even, I feel like leading in on a bar does not qualify as anything no worthy. No, and that's how you order a drink. How else is your order of drink stand up straight at the bar? No, you lean over the bar and order a drink.

Yeah, this sounds like Ashley's friend projected something onto that body language there that may not have been, maybe it was there, but I think it's also equally as likely that there wasn't anything there. That lady from Mommy's Club is trying to have a moment, okay? I hope they keep her at the park. You weren't invited onto this show with your fakery, Madame. So then Ashley's like, I just said, he leaned on the bar. I even gestured it.

Hold on. Let me do it again like that. And she's like, and then he rubbed her butt. I'm just like, no. I didn't say that. So they're all cracking up. So now they're ordering fried salmon bites. Yeah. What's that? I can't get behind that. I'm sorry. I don't know what it's a fried salmon bite. You know what? I'm gonna take a look. I'm like, I'm gonna Google fried salmon,

salmon bites R1. Okay. And while we're waiting, um, hello, the opposite health and Beijing, reservations, please. Ronnie, someone's at your door. There's some people working on some stuff downstairs, so that's going to just happen over in the next week. Oh, okay. I thought it was the team's from the Venetian hotel calling to say that they have reservations for me. Sorry.

So, yeah, I don't know that Sam and Fried Sam and I mean, Friedfish, yes. Oh wait, is this it? Is this it? Wait, I'm going to check, this can't be it. Oh, it is. Oh my God. Okay, no, it's here. Where can I put it?

I'm going to text you. What's the remember to put this? No, no, it looks terrible. Terrible, it like, okay, hold on, I've got to find my text. Okay. It looks like a plate of chicken nuggets with a holiday sauce or something. It's probably a honey mustard with random, maybe pepper garnish. I don't know, just someone who eats, I'm someone who eats a lot of salmon and I've overcooked it and it's just, it doesn't work. Okay, I can't imagine fried salmon bites. Don't like it. There, I said it. I mean, I feel like they're probably like, I would not be surprised if there was like some like, maybe there's like a Caribbean recipe that's like fried salmon. So like I'd be,

so maybe that's where it's hailing from, but this presentation, it's just like it's just like a I'm just not behind it. Yeah, I'm so just like well I'm about you two, Sheree's and Karen. I'm so excited that you spoke at the airport and it was so nice you both had smiles on your face, right Karen? and we see the clip of Karen being like directly in the camera like this be my favorite my favorite shot of the season so Karen's like yes we did we had smiles on our faces and just I was like yes you had a smile and Josh was like I did have a smile and we can go ahead go ahead. I'm sorry. No, no, just else like have you spoken then since then not and Josh just puts up her hand like and turns us just out because they just know just all trying to start shit.

Right. But I like when they said series, she's like, I smiled and then they show her smiling as she's giving a Jennifer Coolidge smile like that. I've just been completely humiliated, but I'm trying to smile. She's like, oh, so she's trying to start shit, obviously, just out. And so, Syris goes, okay, I'll play, right? So she's like, well, when you have someone telling people

that you're coming from a bad place, and Karen goes, who said have someone telling people that you're coming from a bad place. And Karen goes, who said that? Who said that? And she said, Mith Wendy. So then we see a clip of them talking earlier and Wendy is saying, well, when I was talking to Karen, I asked how she feels about me inviting you. And she says she's good and she's in a good place.

And I said, well, how would you feel if the person may not be coming from a good place that you're trying to be in a good place with? She's like, though, I'm not coming from a good place. She goes, well, I don't know if you're coming from a good place. Are you coming from a good place? So then we got back. There's like total blatant pot stirring. But it's pot stirring about Shereise right to her face, right?

Yeah. You know, I give her credit for that. But also Sharise is now trying to use that against Wendy. Like, Wendy did something wrong, which she really didn't, I don't think. So then Sharise is like, no, Wendy says, oh, she's just trying to deflect. This has nothing to do with me. Okay, Sharise, this has everything to do between you and Karen. And you have this energy for me,

but you have yet to open your mouth for her. And Shreese goes, I have nothing. I have no energy for you. I have nothing, you know, literally, literally nothing. Hello, hi, place. I'm even throwing you reservations, please. I mean, I really have no energy for anything at this point. I've been trying to get reservations all day long

to get out of that day. I'm being there, so I'm really drained, to be honest. Okay. So Wendy's like, what is like, well, are you scared of her? Are you scared of her? And he's like, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, and Wendy's like, well, you were just in the car saying how you understand why Karen doesn't fuck with Jereese. So now Wendy's pulling me into it.

They're just all tattletail, like not each other. So Wendy's like, you just said that five minutes ago. You just said that. And Rob is like, what did you say? And he's like, well, I didn't say that first of all. What I did say was the room situation. You were a little, the, a, a ball,

a ball, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, acidity she's in a house with five bathrooms for crying out loud it's called get a bathroom so So Josh just like how was I?

Yeah, I forgot I was very very calm about that. Okay, I mean, I was Not used to use kind of a kind of Darling it's hot. I said I can see I'm on your side because you know you're being very theatrical. And Jacqueline goes now that was what was said that right there that's what was shut up Jacqueline. Like shut up are you paid to do this? Be quiet. No one's talking to you lady. Yes, probably yes by the way. Yes. So then it's like so you're more understanding to what? Yeah, because you said you wanted to have lunch,

and she didn't respond, and she said, you asked her for lunch, and so if you're gonna have lunch, and you're on my one, you said you're gonna have lunch, but then you don't ask for lunch, a gotcha! Well, listen, you said you wanted to have lunch, and I didn't have to, and it didn't happen, right? But I'm'm willing to listen to you and I'm not the one who invited you to lunch. You invited me. And so Sasha's like, can I finish?

Can I finish? Zivations. Sorry, I just need to finish the word reservation. The reason why I was in... I'm going Finland for weather vacations, hopefully. Finland for weather vacations. Finnish for the base. Hello, fans, you tell them Dubai that has the fish tank at the

window. You have a reservation, please. So she's like, the reason why I was asked me to launch because I was trying to understand what your issue is with me. Really, you don't understand, going on national TV and accusing her of a fucking Mr. Blue Eyes or old blue eyes or whatever. Really, you don't understand how that would be an issue. Weird. Weird.

She's so theatrical. So Karen's like, well, people grow apart all the time and I have evolved and I'm in a different place. Quite literally, I'm the ambassador to Syracalenty. And that's it. And this disappointment in the past, I would rather leave it in the past, and I don't go backwards. I only go forwards, which is why it takes me a very long time to return from the bathroom.

I just want to go along the left side and left hand wall into like reach the table again. Sure is like no, no, no, no, no this not a trash can or a rabbit anywhere in front of you to hit. But I don't see a little furry believe. I didn't know what the rabbit did when I ran over it. It went like this. Little straw humor. I heard it was probably still living and then I went backwards and it was officially dead. and that's when I learned never go backwards only forward. I took out all the mirrors in my car because I have no need for them. I'm never going backwards again. So Sharise is like Cal and Hugo. I'm like really you can't even get through one diary room mind. Who brought Sharise back? But she's like Cal and Hugo have been avoiding me from day one. I think she thinks I'm all of a secrets

and she's probably right. Well, then I guess you just answered your question about what the issue is, didn't you? Figured it out. It's amazing. So Karen's like, because Karen's kind of trying to politely demure, she's trying to kind of,

or deflect to be like, I'm not trying to get into it with you. I'm being polite. You should be reading between the lines. And finally she says, Well, you haven't been calling me for the best five years. So why now? Why now? I mean, God is great. God is good. Lord, we thank you for this food. Amen. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. I'm gonna sing this song five nine more times. Five nine. Five nine. By the way, I don't think this show, I know they brought Sheree's back, but I think they all hate her. I think it's Sheree's the only one whose diary room is

like this. She's like, you know what I think about the game? Like, why are you guys right up in her face, move back a little? She got the drug lord or a cameraman, that's why. So then we see green lightning, don't, don't, don't. And then we get some dramatic Christmas tinkle music. It's like fine, like Tim Burton music, but then it turns really evil. So Karen's asking again,

so we've just spent a commercial, by the way, because she didn't get that. So Karen's asking again, so we've just spent it commercial, by the way, because she didn't get that. So Karen's like, why now? And she keeps on with her singing to herself and stuff and she's like, what is happening? And Teresa's like, if you want to use the word deflect, this is deflect. And it's like, that's good one, Shrews.

It's like, Karen, not, it's just like, that's good one, Shreys. It just sounds like. Karen, it's a mess. Just explain what your issue is with Shreysa so we can now all just move on. But the more you don't want to talk to Shreysa, the more I want to know why ya. Oh, this is good. This is delicious. What is this fried salmon? Never thought of such a this.

Delicious. Anyone tried it? It's this good if you try it And choo choo choo choo choo choo here's five eight years five eight and five nine going to do about five nine I'd love Karen's um like a pride over being 59 years old because I think my I don't think that's like a standout birthday I but she's treating it like it is like the Queen's Jubilee RIP. She's like, five nine, thank you all for being here. Five nine, what a year.

Yeah, it's pretty 60, that's your last year for four year 60. So you just celebrated it up. So Wendy's like, oh, Pina, I't know you were in Miami. And Peter's like, you didn't call me. She goes, check your text. Check your text, Peter. So Peter goes around and he kisses everyone. Hello and everything. And he's like, hi, brother. Hi, family. Food is on point. Hi, Peter. And he's just like you know being on the host and Talk about his Wendy is so Wendy isn't she she's like oh Peter I see that you have the my Joey and strip there is that new and he's like no, it's been there

I mean this one. Yeah, I stole my jury is strip from you. Okay. Yeah Oh, by the way you guys should come back tomorrow. We have children's reading hour at the bar at two. Anyway, everyone have a good night. I'll talk to you later. So he walks off and there's like no evidence whatsoever that there's a beast, right? Well, he's not Wendy.

Let me know when you're done and come talk to me, okay? Okay. But there's nothing, he's nice. He's like nice and friendly to them all. And he's not passive aggressive. And so Ashley is like, wow, like he was really, he was just like happy and he was like in his own jovial Jamaican self.

And maybe he was like joking about the stuff he said about Wendy. So Mia's like, I mean, he is a on jokes, turn, you know, like everyone knows, like famously, Peter Thomas, comedy, the concepts go together. Oh, Larry, yes. How many times do we think back to all those funny things that Peter has said on Bravo over the years?

Am I right? He ends up on Larry. You know, when we were growing up, Peter is the one who actually suggested Monique put in a postrophy in her name. I mean, he did that in kindergarten. God, I love him. He is hilarious.

He is the one who said, for Mrs. Doubtfire, make sure there's a scene with a pie because it'll be hilarious. And it's, I can't. That's Peter Thomas touch. That movie it'll be holding. He and it's I can't. That's Peter Thomas. He used to be called Mrs. believe fire. And he said that's not going to work.

That's not going to work. The bird cage was originally called the bird box. And guess what? Now bird box is something else. It's not funny. So, um, Cherice goes to the ladies room, not to poop, presumably. And then, um, me is like, well, I'm going to go talk to my brother, uncle, father, and aunt. That's how family we are. Okay. I'll be right back. So Ashley's like, we'll be here

waiting. And when he's looking down at Ashley trying to figure out what the hell is going on because obviously me is doing something right. So just like, um, Karen, not you need to have a conversation now you and Teresa. That's my only ask a get back to a good place. So I can't just I know I wasn't the one who asked for lunch to tell. So can't like just I know I wasn't the one who asked for lunch to sell This is a five nine you see sitting here five nine does not chase around for lunch This is a this is a five nine sitting And I'm proud of it five nine my birthday am 59, just out. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Hey, what's that right in front of your d'azel?

A plate, a little bit further. Some flowers, a little bit further. Your plate, a little bit further. That's right, it's a 5'9. What's a 5'9? I'm so proud of it. Oh, really? I am 59, just out.

Happy birthday to me. She starts that whole thing again. And to self just like Jesus Christ, you're the one trying to push his nonsense storyline. Okay. So then meter meter. That's me and Peter's come. Yeah.

Me. Yeah. So Mia goes to talk to Peter and Teresa's mass standing with them. And Mia's like, what are you doing hiding from us? Gosh, it's just like what we were in the second grade. Always hiding. So you got to tell me what's the big. Well, when did we we talked about doing a project together and we was like, Oh, did you just eat Wendy? And he goes, Yeah, not too long ago, you know, not too long go Fred. And so Peter's like, you know, I said, I said Wendy some paperwork and I have everything

else back. Huh? And she's like, oh, she didn't respond. No, she didn't respond. I'm like, Peter, that's when you send a email that says just, just following up, just circling back. Do we have a response on answer on this? If you're doing business, you don't do business like you're dating where if you don't do something back, you're just like, well, I guess she's not interested in me. You've said the follow up email. Also, don't send your contracts over text either,

by the way, don't do that. You also calling it one society stake house and he says that she wanted to be a part of it. No, she wanted to just open a night during a restaurant with you. So what's this one society statehouse? Are there text proving that she even agreed to that? Well, maybe one society is like the holding group or something. No, but he's like, oh, she didn't even, I'm gonna respond. And she's like, I got to go, but I just want to And she's like, I gotta go, but I just wanna say, Pita, I wanna pick your brain, not today, not today,

but I'm looking on doing a fan pain lounge. What are you not hearing? Who is listening to this conversation and being like, you know what? I wanna give this guy hundreds of thousands of dollars. Seems dependable. I know, and I love that Shoshha is trying to like resuscitate her champagne thing that she failed to get off the ground many years ago with my champagne room.

Also I love that Shasha is just hanging around with Mia after Mia threw Shasha under the bus with Karen like two seconds ago. Yeah, absolutely. But she's got the big restaurant connection or you just have to say, you know what? I should own a lounge because I like champagne. Oh, I'm going to have a champagne lounge. Great.

Great. Well, are you going to blow me off the way Wendy blows me off? And she's like, I'm not Wendy. I am not Wendy. Okay. Hold on one second. Hello, is this the Wendy hotel bar and grill? Revevations please. So she walks off and me and say,

wow, her check's so clear. So do you think that she really cut out on your theme, or a painter? And he's like, I don't know what like that. So then why do you have a bean from at it's like, I don't know what like that. So then why don't you have a bean from out of it? Well, I'm just a little slided that she's coming to my restaurant in my city and didn't even holiday with me.

Yeah, she's giving your fucking restaurant publicity, like everybody else on this show. You fucking user. Yeah. And Mia's like, time is money, and the early burn gets the worm and furthermore that's the way the cookie crumbles and there's no you're scrying over spilt milk especially when you have a cake that you can't eat it too am I right?

Wait, what? You're only as good as your last sister said am I right? through Santa my ring. So, um, Wendy, that Mia tells us, Wendy, you have a contract under a review, you haven't responded. If you need time, say that or if you don't have the money, say that. Well, first of all, or like, what do you have anything to do with this Mia? It's literally not your deal. Maybe Wendy didn't reach out to Peter because she didn't know they were going to bar one until a little while ago. Maybe she didn't reach out to Peter because she's still trying to figure out that contract and doesn't want to be like, oh, hey, Peter, what's going on knowing that Peter would be like, what's going on with the contract? Like, I don't think it's, or maybe she doesn't want to contact Peter because-

It's something your business. It's just one of your goddamn business. Woman, okay. So she's like, well, I know thing when the human is what she wants to do, okay. And he goes, yeah, because she's a professor. Yeah. And she sells gannos. And now she wants to me in the restaurant and the thing. And being like, yeah, you're bugging. She's like, no, I'm serious. If you want to, if you don't want to waste your time put your money on sharees. He's not putting his money, they're putting their money. That's what I'm talking about.

Also, I remember correctly from the real house I was at Atlanta, Peter had bar one and this is Diabelli modeling agency and a coffee company and I think there was one other thing. So when we talk about brand coherency, I don't know Peter is always the one to talk. So, either way Ashley is, they're back at the table, Ashley's talking about how it took her while to gel with Mia and Jacqueline's like, yeah, like Mia can be like a bit much when he first meet her and like, I try to explain that to

her sometimes and I'm like, like, it's just like, like, girl, I'm like, it's a lot, okay? It's me, it's a lot, okay? And since I've like known her since we've been kids, so I'm like, okay with it, but like if I met her as an adult, I probably, would we be friends? I'm not sure. I don't know if you would be or not, but I can tell you this, if you just met,

if you didn't know where right now, you wouldn't have to own her, so toothpaste or tampons. Okay. So I do know that. So just like, what is she talking about down there? They're like, oh, she's shit talking me already. She's like, oh, fun. So Jacqueline's like, yeah, I mean, I'm probably her only friend.

It doesn't go like, you know, doesn't go with all the shit she has going on. You know what I mean? And Mia comes back. And so just else like so what was that about and she said well earlier I was on a FaceTime call with Peter which is much more important than a regular call And I said who's he asked who's coming and I said when the Karen Jacqueline Dean Karen Jacqueline Ash, the campus may be fried salmon bites. Hopefully a lot of family.

But get to the point, Mia. He has beef with a Wendy. And then when he goes, I don't have beef with men. So what's the beef? Basically implying like here's Peter fighting with a woman again and me goes, Wendy, don't necessarily. with men. So what's the beef? Basically implying like here's Peter fighting with women again. And meh goes, Wendy don't start it. And my just like don't start what? Because that's my fucking family. Okay. So don't start it, Wendy. She's like, what are you trying to do? You're doing way

too much here. If you want to have beef, he can call my husband to have beef for my husband. And he's like, um, he said, he said, you know, the contract and he said that he didn't hear anything back from you. So what a nosy, nosy bitch right now. Like, what are you doing inserting yourself into, uh, into this literal business that's happening? So the producer asks, what's the status of your potential business partnership with Peter? Did he send you any paperwork to sign? So Wendy was like, no, not to sign, but to review. And he actually owes me something, and he sent me over the first red line to the landlord,

and I wanted to conduct a site visit on the restaurant. And I haven't heard from them since the text message and we see a text message where Peter has texted this contract, which by the way, is hilarious. I guess I mean, it's fine to text a contract but I just kind of feel like, when you're doing business or the email, I don't know, whatever.

But then she responds back and it's like, awesome, will we be able to do a site visit? And then Peter says, I will see. And then there's nothing else after that. Yeah. So then me is like, so yeah, I haven't heard from him since then. Or Wendy says, I haven't heard from him since then. And so me is like, I'm so you think you would let him

know that you are coming, right? She's like, is he my man? Like, why would would let him know that you were coming right. She's like, is he my man? Like, why would I let him know that I'm coming to my, what are you talking about? Yeah. Well, he's opening up this opportunity for you to learn, Stani, and be his mentee. What a great honor. Just like a full bright scholarship for crying out loud. And just as like, well, that makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah.

And Wendy's like, the only man I let know I'm coming into town is my husband. And he's like, but you need to get past that because there are no families in business. Like, well, there is a term called a family business, but that's fine. So when you just claimed all over social media that your business was just stolen by your family, so. So when you go, when you go,

maybe you talked to other men like that, but I don't need to. I mean, it goes, I'm the only female, black female that's at the born room table. Okay. And when he goes, and I'm the only black female, that's a professor at Johns Hopkins. And I'm the youngest professor at Johns Hopkins. So don't tell me how to be a boss because I am a fucking boss. You want to stand that? Like, you should know what I'm saying man. You should know what I'm saying man.

He was like she doesn't want to hear it right. Because no, because she's talking to me about Amanda's not my husband. I mean, because it's business. Why are you talking? Why are you talking about your husband? It's like, well, why are you talking? It's business. Why are you talking about this at all? Mia and why is Peter going behind Wendy's back and telling everybody his.

Yes. Like that's not that's professional is ridiculous. And this is when going behind Wendy's back and telling everybody his life? Like that's not that's professional is ridiculous. And this is when it starts to go and this is what's crazy. They're trying so hard in this episode. Just so just keeps trying to start this thing between Teresa Karen, which is not going to happen. It's like him on starter. Ashley's already trying to start with Candace, who isn't there.

Then you've got Mia trying to start this thing with Peter, and it's so obvious what she's doing, and it's so obvious what Peter's doing. I just wish Wendy would be like, none of your fucking business, like why is she giving this any? Oh, I also, I was like honestly surprised that she was at no point she said, this is about business, and none of it is yours.

I was like, hello, the line is right there, and no one said at any point. This is none of your literal business none of your literal business so Wendy is like don't tell me what the what the fuck to do like maybe that's how you when your husband play How me and my husband play we don't play like that period period Yeah, and so she said why do you keep saying your husband and some bad things now? So what does your husband have to do with this? It's not marriage. And she's like, yeah, that's weird.

That's weird. And when he's like, don't tell me what to do, you know, like, I'm not in town for business. And then me and just out of nowhere throws her drink. I mean, she's trying so hard. She just throws her drink. And I guess her thing is like, what you're talking about my family, Peter's trying so hard. She just throws her drink and I guess her thing is like, what you're talking about my family, Peter is not your family. And she didn't say anything about Peter, what?

Well, because, because also me has done, because Wendy has been relatively chill this season, you know, she and Robin got into it at TikTok dance class. But Wendy's been pretty chill. But Wendy, you know, she, she can argue circles around I would argue, I would argue, all these women. I mean, when she gets going, she, I mean, she is tenacious and she just, she's just a killer, a regular in a way that I actually really respect, because I'd be like, here's what I say, I don't like that, you know,

but she just is like, she's quick and she comes on, but she's relentless. Not really. She is relentless and I think she's just a repeater. She just repeats one, she picks up the phrase and just goes, oh, yells is laughing. Yeah, but the phrase she finds is usually, I think, a good one.

And she is, she just hammers it and hammers it and so then me is now like So now she just Me, it doesn't have anything left to do. She has just no other talking points. It just throws the drink So lame so she throws a drink and then Let me see where's the drink so then actually it's like no too close to me too close to me And by the way this mostly missed Wendy it got like harder You close to me, too close to me. And by the way, this mostly missed Wendy.

It got like a heart of despair. Wendy crossed. Wendy's like, oh, so that's what you wanted to do was throw a drink at me. And so now the guard is there. It's like a security guard. And me and it's like, you are not going to tongue around my husband.

Which is just a very sad Beverly Hills, you know. We do not talk about the husband. And so she's like, get out from the table, Wendy. And when he's like, what are you going to do? So now Wendy does stand up. And I'm like, oh my god, why are you giving this dumbass any kind of attention? Like you're playing right into her hand. So then Robin over there is going, oh yeah, she's very I'm tickin' this dick.

She's very antagonickinistic. Shut up, Robin. What are you talking about me and just threw a drink on Wendy? And look, you're getting me on Wendy's side, but this is bullshit. Well, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll on this. No, no, it was, it was like clearly to me, Wendy, this whole thing. And Robin saying, you're being so untickinistic, Robin is not only recording this on her phone. She actually has the flash on. It's like blatantly that she is recording. And by the way, who's really antagonistic?

Jacelle, I love Jacelle. But where's this energy for Jacelle as one of the biggest antagonizers on this cast or on Bravo, but all of a sudden, Robin's gonna be like, when is so antagonistic? And me is telling the guard, if you don't get her out, I swear to God. And Jacqueline's like, where's you hot to be acting?

Shut up Jacqueline, just be quiet. I'm not even gonna finish your line in this recap. You're so annoying. And so Robyn starts filming it. And she's like, oh, TMZ, what's up, y'all? And then it says, R-D-Z, the Robin Dixon, so. Duh, dun, dun. And then Wendy's like, so now Wendy's just going,

because now Wendy has found, she's found Mia's nerve, and she's like, she's like, so you and your husband can go and fuck other women and men, okay? And she's like, whoa, what does fucking men and women have to do with this? I care, then Karen just turns the robins full and it goes, I'm confused. It's my birthday. Happy birthday. We need five nine. Congratulations, RDC. You're looking at a five nine.

Looking straving to the RDC, Calcutta. So funny. So then Jacqueline walks me. Jacqueline's telling me, look, look at all you worked so hard for. Do you want to mess that up? You know, someone needs an adjustment, Missy, and it's you. Okay. And Wendy's like, what kind of boss throws a drink? What kind of boss throws a drink? And so she just keeps repeating that over and over because she's got her Wendy is pissed so she's just going to repeat a phrase thing.

And so she's like, obviously, this one. And so Jessica's obviously this one, nah. And she's like, you thought I was gonna fight you? You thought I was gonna fight you? You thought I was gonna fight you? You thought I was gonna fight you? We're being antagonistic. You're being antagonistic. If you don't wanna fight, then stop.

And then Wendy's like, oh, so you're telling me to stop when she threw the drink on me, Robin, which is exactly correct. That's what I'm talking about. That Wendy, Wendy is right there to be like, no, I'm gonna, she always has a counter argument ready to go at any given moment. Because Robin always does it.

They always do this. It's like they do whatever they can to go at somebody. And then when the person gets mad, they're like, oh my God, you're so untakenistic. Also, Robin got in trouble for saying aggressive at another reunion. And so now she's just chosen antagonistic. And she's just gonna have her back to the crowd.

Like that's a lot better. So Robin's like, if you wanna fight, then fight. And if you don't wanna fight, then be quiet. You had no problem with me coming out here and yelling about business that wasn't hers over and over again. Be quiet, robbing. So where do you say you want to throw a drink on me because of Peter Thomas? You threw a drink on me because you're fucking Peter Thomas? What? You want to fuck Peter Thomas? So you all fucking him. Then throw a drink on me because I wouldn't talk to someone not my husband. You corn your corny you quater face bitch.

I was like oh god. Now Wendy's going to crater face. So yeah, when this. Oh, my god. So then Mia turned like this point Mia's like walking Mia and Jacqueline are walking off when when he's like create a face bitch. So then Mia turned around goes, well, what you're not going to do.

What you're not going to do, which is my favorite reality, reality TV line. What you're not gonna do, when he goes, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? And just like, just chill, just chill. And then she goes, did she throw her drink on you? And because at this point now,

Mia's off and Wendy's back sitting back down. And Wendy's like, yeah, she got on my head, but I got wet and wavy, so I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she got on my head, but I got wet and wavy. So I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, she's like, yeah, let it go. Quaid a face, quaid a face. I'm like, okay, Wendy, that was like tacky enough the first time, but please, like now that's your repeat

or why? So Karen's like, Robyn turned off that phone and she's like, no, we're not going to have a he said she said. And Wendy's like, Karen, your friend threw a drink on me. And as she's like, let's be fair, those were some shots fired when she threw a drink. And if someone threw a drink at me, some shit's going down. And they're like, how did that miss Karen? And she's like, girl, because God loves me. Not now. And as she's like, yeah, Karen was like in

the matrix right now, she's like, Nio in that bitch. And so they do a whole matrix segment, Karen was like in the Matrix right now. She's like, me, oh, in that bitch. And so they do a whole Matrix segment of Karen, like, in green lights and numbers falling from the sky, like avoiding the drink. Yeah. And then Mia is now like walking around. She's like, I need to come now. When I say I'm lyrant, I am fucking,

I'm lyrant, I'm lyrant, I'm lyrant. I am pissed and I snapped and you're mad at me. Don't come for my husband. So now all of a sudden, Mia has a boundary. All of a sudden, I can come for your business dealings. All I want, but you can't come for my husband. No. So Jack's base, like let her have her moment, whatever. We came to Miami to have a good time, not to fight.

We came here to just have a girl's trip, share deodorant, which we should be doing. If you have that deodorant, I will take it now. It's not too late. You know, just, that's a good time. So back at the table, Robyn's like, no, I'm not saying she was right for throwing a drink. I'm just saying you keep antagonizing

and you kept talking and kept talking and kept talking. She's defending herself against Mia attacking her at the table. What is she supposed to do? So Wendy's like, okay, well, let me throw this dwindle on you. What the fuck would you do? Robin and she's like, well, you're not doing that. And then Mia comes back and she's like, I'm taking a couple of seconds, but I'm coming back to a mind-tangible

as the dinner I am hosting at my family's restaurant. I know. And then Karen's like, well, now Mia, thrilling a drink is never cool, right? And she's like, I don't care. She was talking about my husband, not my family, because that's Peter, but my actual husband.

And Karen was like, I heard, I heard her, and me as like, and you're defending her, you're defending her right now. And Karen's like, no, I just, I don't think you should throw a drink. And Wendy shouldn't have talked about the husband. And so, me as like, oh, so you're defending her, you're defending her. And first of all, she didn't talk about your husband. And so he was like, oh, so you're defending her, you're defending her.

And first of all, she didn't talk about your husband before you threw the drink. Okay. That's very, she hinted at it because she was saying, we're not like you and your husband. She did say that, which is kind of hinting, but me only knows what she's hinting at because me is the one who's made it her like a wacky, fun, fun loving extrepers.

Yeah. That she and her husband have kind of like an open three-some type marriage. Like she's made that her wacky storyline. So that's what Wendy's coming for. So it's not like she's saying, oh, wow, I heard that your husband had an affair with so and so and blah, blah, blah, blah. You brought this evidence into the courtroom.

So Karen's basically saying, yeah, well, she shouldn't talk about your husband, but you shouldn't have thrown that drink. So just like, you're a humping, you're a humping, I can't say, well, two wrongs don't make a right. I will hump the fuck out of a fenty way after you because I am five nine and five and one side and nine on the other and I bring them together to be 159 year old on offense And I'm a friend to everybody. It's even your raggedy ass just out and just like oh no And so Wendy's like you got you know you put your hand in my oh no you know, you put your hand in my, oh no. So we just are pointing over there.

Yeah, she's pointing at Wendy. She's pointing across Karen, who's in between them, pointing at Wendy. And she's like, wow, she was sitting there saying, and Wendy says, you got one time to put your hand in my mother fucking face me. Yeah. And she's like, oh, it's in your pants.

What do you gotta do? So then Wendy gets up again and starts repeating, you got one mother fucking time over and over and over and over. She's like, I let you slide with the drink and I'll let you slide with the mother fucking drink. I let you slide with the drink. So she's sort of like surges forward. And then security pulls one back.

So like she's trying, when Wendy gets in a fight, it's like she's trying to write lyrics for a song. She's just like, I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. I let you slide with the drink. Can the door go clank?

Got it. Wend it down. Wend it down. Wend it down. So then, so security pulls her. But while Wendy is like going forward towards me, as she sort of like falls forward, and so her hand kind of like sort of like grabs Karen's back

to brace herself. And Karen goes, don't touch me. Why the fuck am I being touched? I'm just gonna hit the, did I get hit? Oh! Oh my God. So then the guard is pulling her pulling Wendy back. Because yeah, Wendy like tried to lunge at Mia and he held her back and so she ended up kind of hitting Karen in the back or whatever. So the guard's like taking her out. And he's like, don't let her get you like that.

Sweetie. He said, like, sweetie or something. He's like, you better not do that. Don't let her get you like that. And Mia's like, you need to can't her ass out. Motherfucking ghetto ass. I was like, oh my god. Mia, your already, it's already bad enough for you.

Just shut your fucking mouth, please. So when he comes back to the table, and just all the, what was that about, and Karen goes, can somebody get out of this? I mean, my back, I think I'm injured. I'm falling and I can't get up, five, nine. And just all the girls, you got injured? Did you get whiplash?

You're like, yes, yes, no fucking me. I think I have whiplash? Yes, yes, no, fuck it, yeah, yeah, whiplash. I think that's what happens. So Jack, Jack was like, oh my God, everything was fine. I mean, what happened did she ask you for a tampon? Because apparently that makes you really mad today. And he was like, she got called on a sh**, that's what. And Wendy goes, oh, what, Kweita face said, Kweita face. And Wendy's like, now, oh, what Kroida face said Kroida face and Wendy's like now, I'm about to go ahead.

No, you go ahead. Now Mia takes Wendy's line because Wendy was like, you got one time, you got, you got one time, you got one time to put your finger in my face, right? So now Mia decides that she's going to take that and make that her thing. She goes, you got one more fucking time of calling me greater face. You got one time. So Wendy's like, imagine throwing a drink on a woman because the woman didn't call another man. What type of woman does that? What type of woman does that? What type of woman does that? What type of woman does that? What type of woman does that? Can't think

of a line. It should be easy with that. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. And what kind of woman does that? A woman who has a cat. There we go. So. Flint. So Mia's like, um, shit.

It's like, well, I think the drink, I threw the drink on you because what you were saying out of your mouth, wants balls. Shit. A lot of were saying out of your mouth wants balls. Shit. A lot of things coming out of your mouth is bullshit. You know what?

Shut up. I have nothing to say to you. Shut up. And then he goes, this is the thing about Wendy that gets under my skin. Not, not, not. But then they never go back to it. It was just not twisted. Not, not, not.

And then we see a clip of Wendy at the reunion saying, Oh, he tossed your salad. He tossed your salad. He tossed your salad. He tossed your salad. He tossed your salad. He tossed, I'm like, Wendy, I'm trying to be on your side, but I can't. I can't. It's so old.

Wendy stopped just yelling repeated phrases. He tossed your salad. He tossed your salad. Trusted salad. So then Wendy's like, you're gonna throw another drink. And so finally just I was like, food's coming, food's coming. This poor waiter is serving food during the whole rest of the scene while they're still fighting and pointy-fingers and getting up and down from the table.

So Wendy's still doing the whole thing about like, you know, you're a yo, you throw a drink at another woman? What kind of raggedy bitch does that? You throw a drink on me? Well, she's so antagonistic. She's so antagonistic. Hold on, let me get this camera right into your face. You're so antagonistic. So Wendy is like, you throw a drink on me, throw a drink on me, throw a drink on me, throw a drink on me, throw a drink, does that for another five minutes? And she was oh a CEO and a boss and that's what you do Are you gonna do it again? Are you gonna do it again? Oh my god. So now she is trying to make more, you know But it doesn't even really matter to me because Mia started it You know me it's still Wendy. I'm like please well

I I was honestly fine with anything Wendy was saying. I was more just like once Mia walked away and was gone, then I was like, okay, okay, Wendy, now you can chill out now. Like, you can chill out, but she just goes. She just going on and on and you're like, okay, all right. All right, now the moment is past. So she's like, you can start to wind us down. If you embarrassed your business, you embarrassed everything you stand for,

you talk about being a CEO. I mean, it's like, you got one more time to call me a CEO when you're in a CEO. You got one more time. And then, and then Mia throws an napkin. One thing I really enjoy about Mia is that she, once she gets into altercations, she throws soft things.

Last year was like lettuce. This year was like a napkin and there was some like a martini. And she's like that little character growth for her too. It's like she always got in trouble for throwing things such as fine, all-throw soft things. Cause it is everything. And the question doesn't even throw. She's like swatting at Mia. She's like hitting her with like trying to get out her with her napkin

And then he goes, oh look at you look at the CEO CEO of napkin throw is in a national. Wow. She's security's pulling me up back And the waiter still serving food All the security's pulling me away from the table and all the securities bullying me away from the table. And we start her new song with only one line. Such a boss, such a boss, such a boss, such a boss. I'm like, she could actually write the songs for selling some set. Because I know.

Literally all the songs of them. Such a boss, such a boss, such a boss, such a boss. You got one time, one time to get your finger out of my face, one time one time to get your finger out of my face one time So then Sasha's like it's beyond far let it go Thank you Sasha. Thank you for your mediation services So now me is crying now she's with That's just what security and she's crying. She's like can I get my food to go at least?

Cry cry cry cry cry, cry. When these sets are typical, watch your temper, watch your temper, watch your temper, and Robin's like, stop antagonizing. You agonize to the utmost. And she goes, I use my words. And she throws herself and throws bags, and that's on her.

She's violent. So where did the back throwing come in? Did you see this? Because I think it was... I didn't really see the bag, but I was wondering because I thought there were two napkin throws and I wonder if one of those napkins was a bag. I think she just threw something down at the floor at one point.

Because I keep mentioning bags, like her hitting Wendy with her bag or something. I don't think it was a full on Ruth Busy laughing thing, but it was like, I think that she just threw like something down on the floor. Oh, yeah. So then Busy laughing thing, but it was like, I think that she just did like something down on the floor. Oh, yeah. So then Mia calls Gordon Crying and it's like, get me a flight out of here.

Call the C all of C all kinds because the C all needs a ride. And he's like, what happened? So then back with Wendy, she's like, imagine a woman who talks about female empowerment and she throws a tweak. She's still going on over there. And so Robyn's like, oh my god, okay, everybody ding, ding, ding, ding. Wendy's a winner restaurant. Wendy's right about everything.

So Mia's like, I'm literally going ham. And Gordon's like, wow, I did not realize that was on the menu. No, no, the salmon bites is when I order. But ham, that's an expression. Wait, you're literally ham, because I'm really hungry, right? No, I'm literally quawroon quaw ham. John Ham is there. I love mad men.

No, no. It's like, Babe, hold on. I've got another call. Just hold on one second. Hello. Hello, Aburai, the valleys, weatherations, please. So Mia's like, did you see my nails? Because Robin Robin now goes up to Mia and Robin and Mia's like, look at my nails and Robin's like, holy shit! And now Jacelle joins. Let's have her remove nails. So, or I guess she broke her nail while she was attacking Wendy because let's not act like she took a punch from Wendy, okay?

No, what are you crying about? You know, you did it. Was either from security or, you know, or from whatever, the napkin. Maybe the napkin had something solid and then after all. Yeah, so she's like, my nails, well, baby, look at my nails. And Robin's like, you're not leaving, are you?

You can't leave, because now Robin and Giselle come out to check on her. And she says, well, then we're all going home, ma, because this is your trip, ma. And honestly, I would love to have a bathroom again in my room, Ma. And Robyn's like, she was baiting you and tagging on us and you, you did exactly

what you wanted you to do. I'm like, excuse me, where do Wendy bait Mia? Mia is the one who actively pursued this situation. And when Peter came to the table, and was actually pretty chill, Mia is the one who got up on the table to track him down to get more detail, so that way she could come back to the table

to then get Wendy aggravated. And she gets Wendy aggravated, so I gave Mia an excuse to throw water in Wendy's face, and Wendy responded to it as she should have responded to it, which was with frustration and anger. And Mia is now, and now Rob is gonna say, like, oh, oh Mia, you fell into Wendy's trap. There was no trap by Wendy opposite.

I think that Rob and Mia are baiting Wendy and still doing it by being like, I'm saying. They're baiting her to try and make her look stupid so she loses her job or something. Yeah, but I'm saying that like they're baiting her to try and make her look stupid so she loses her job or something. Yeah, but I'm saying that like the actual baiting was not, that was Wendy is not doing any of the baiting.

It was, it was all of Mia. Now Wendy has switched over to doing the baiting because now she's just going to push Mia as far as she can go, but frankly, Wendy can't do that because you started it, you know? Because I have all of your rights to be correct in the situation. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So then me is like, I have fought my whole life.

And I was like, oh no, not this. Here we go. Not the Oprah monologue, you know, how am I going to see it coming? I fought my brothers. I fought my dad. But she's like, if someone gets me to a spanish where I feel like I need to defend myself physically, I'm out. But you were the one who got physical. Yeah. So that you were, by the way, you were the one you were on offense, not defense.

To break it. You know, color approval monologue allowed in this scene, man. So me is like, well, I'm bleeding. And this is a rat. You are bleeding because of you. Okay. Yeah. So then Ashley, we cut back to Ashley just staring at a wine glass. She's like holding it up and she's just staring at it. And Karen goes, Ashley, well, you okay?

She's like, I'm great, Karen. I'll have another glass of wine, please. Some of Mia's now. Now she's like in the back of like a Chevy Tahoe and she's just got Speedy Gordon. It's very Danielle's job at the fashion show, the posh fashion show. She's like Babe, babe, look at my male's babe. Like, oh my God, when do you personally need to say you fuck other women and man, babe. So then, now, I'm going to go.

Oh, and she said that you must be fucking Peter. And I said, don't talk about my husband. And I said, do you have a tampon in some toothpaste I can put? And I said, shot't talk about my husband. And I said, do you have a tampon in some toothpaste I can borrow? And I said, shut up Jacqueline, go to see me, yes. And I said, why are you being mean to me? I wish I hadn't met you when I was younger.

Gordon's like, can I go back to Netflix? So Karen, me back at the table, Karen's asking Wendy if anything that Wendy was saying was true. And when he's like, oh no, I just said it out of anger. But there is a rumor that she did have sleep with Peter, but like, throw your drink at me, throw your person me, and do whatever you want, do whatever you want. And so Ashley is like, well, I don't like the drink

throwing. And Wendy's like, you don't like the drink throwing? She's like, I don't like physicality. Who will, I don't like the drink throwing. And when he's like, you don't like the drink throwing, she's like, I don't like physicality. Who I don't like at ease. And then that gets back to me and Mia's still crying. And she's like, I can't sit there and let anybody talk about my family. Not your family shut up.

And most you're talking about Gordon. Would you open with saying that you and Gordon are always fucking around? So in Gordon's like, well, what did everyone else say about it? And she's like, everyone in green with me except Karen. Oh, like, oh, God, so now you're going to go against Karen, like the only person that has kind of kept you around here. Seriously. So then asked back with Ashley, she's like, yeah, I love me, but that was so unnecessary. How is she doing? And she's also like, well, not good, not good at all. And rightly so Ashley, she's like, yeah, I love me, but that was so unnecessary. How is she doing?

And she's also like, well, not good, not good at all. And rightly so. And she's going to figure out her next couple of days. And Wendy just gets up and start sleeping and ask, she's like, where are you going? And she says, I'm going. I can't sit with sympathizers and people who have a violence. She was against it with Monique. And I'm not here for hypocrites, which is true. This is this is the point and this is a point that

That Wendy has been making. I think she went on to Carlos King's podcast and was talking about this And she's right because just El had a whole meeting About me to not stand for violence and now all of a sudden she's like oh Wendy she's so shaken up. And so then it's like to be continued. And then it's coconut. I can't keep going because I have to add here, but the big butt to this is A, that was a drink,

which is still assault. We should still get in trouble for that. That is not bashing someone's head into a table, which is the, and then chasing them around and having to be held behind a door by a producer. the Monique stuff was definitely worse, I will say. And also, the guard was holding you back for a long time too, because you kept trying to go at it too. So, like, you're not completely innocent in this either map. Now, all of a sudden... I didn't believe that. I didn't believe that Wendy was going to do anything.

I felt like Wendy was going to be held back by the guard. I think Wendy was just gonna burn the face. She ran into Karen. So I felt like Wendy was only gonna her face. I think Wendy knew exactly what she was doing. I felt like Wendy had full control. I was like, oh, I'm going to abyssrate this woman right now with my words. But either way, the hit's finished

because that said, so fucking me as fault. You started this fight, then you kept it going, and then you threw a drink on somebody. So you deserve what you get. I just had to have that stuff in with Wendy, because Wendy is, it's like, I'm on your side, Wendy, but Jesus Christ with the repeating and the constant.

Like, just stop, you know? Well, but either way, with a, with a, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with either way with the with a with the weather throwing a drink I mean, I agree throwing a drink like swooshing a drink across throwing a napkin is Definitely not as intense is what we saw in that other fight But it's just that if jazel is going to take a big stand

About that And then all of a sudden here she's gonna be a sympathizer. I mean, Wendy got her number. Wendy did. Robin and Jisela are pieces of shit for this. Both of them are fucking, especially Robin in this one, especially fucking Robin. So yeah.

Well, it was such a good, it was Wendy got such a good point in that they used it as, not only as the cliffhanger, but they had to actually import in some footage of a coconut falling on the screen. That's how intense it was. A coconut fell and cracked open. It was fun.

And then the best part for me, because at the time when Wendy said, during the fight when Wendy said, like, I'm Professor John Hopkins, I'm the youngest professor of Johns Hopkins, I was like, who Johns Hopkins is not gonna like, they had his name being brought into this. Then on the screen,

the Johns Hopkins University has no involvement with the real house, so that's a Potomac. Who, what? Potomac, what? Where is that? We don't know. Yeah. That's so good.

Yeah, I'm excited for next week, or whenever it airs. I don't know if it's like in the next week or not, Thanksgiving, et cetera. Oh, I'm excited for next week or whenever there's I don't know if it's like a beyond next week or not Thanksgiving, etc. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, we'll have to check that out. I love the job. But either way, wow, wouldn't have a soon. Thanks for being with us, everybody. Our bonus this week was about Thanksgiving. We're going to do another bonus as well. We'll also be back for Family Karma and below deck season 10. Big season of blood is starting this week, so we'll be back with that soon. If we don't see you,

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